Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Seven Acts of Mercy
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

Posted by: CBD at 09:35 AM

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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 09:36 AM (NcvvS)

3 It's really dark.
Needs more candles.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

4
The Seven Corporal Acts of Mercy

To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (O0L8i)

5 Is this one in memory of Dolly? The guy on the right seems to think so.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (PGK1w)

6 Very dark. Easier to make out the details if you embiggen.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (ccf/V)

8 It's no Hobo Joe's Jack Shack that's for sure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (2Cry5)

9 Don't like it. Headed over to the Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread to see what they are posting today.

Posted by: Art Maven at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

10
The Seven Spiritual Acts of Mercy

To instruct the ignorant
To counsel the doubtful
To admonish the sinners
To bear patiently those who wrong oneself
To forgive offenses
To comfort the afflicted
To pray for the living and the dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (O0L8i)

11 The old guy is sniffing the woman's boob.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 26, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

12 Caravaggio is one of those where you can tell who it is without looking at the caption. The intense chiaroscuro is one of the reasons, but there are a lot of distinctive ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (BI5O2)

13 Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

14 The Seven Acts of Mercy

Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

15 Caravaggio was a crazy man but he could paint. Famous for his light/dark usage.
Would hang, thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (TbVRb)

16 >>The Seven Corporal Acts of Mercy

To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead

Thanks - did not know that!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

17 >>Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Is she --- feeding him?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (X8xt3)

18 Mercy, Mercy, Me, Things ain't what they used to be...

Posted by: Marvin Gaye at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

19 The old guy on the right "these boobs are spectacular". Nod to JJ thread

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (TbVRb)

20
To feed the hungry
To give water to the thirsty
To clothe the naked
To shelter the homeless
To visit the sick
To visit the imprisoned, or ransom the captive[8]
To bury the dead

So, we ARE supposed to open our borders and destroy everything.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

21 Seven works of mercy:

Feeding the hungry
Giving drink to the thirsty
Clothing the naked
Giving shelter to travelers
Caring for the sick
Visiting the imprisoned
Burying the dead

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:40 AM (Jr5Lq)

22 >>Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?

Catholic tradition, yes.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (NcvvS)

23
I guess,

show some old coot your boobs is the Eighth Mercy*

I think I agree with this one.

*far right side

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

24 Well, one act is the woman shoving her tit in the old man's face.

Is she --- feeding him?!
Posted by: Lizzy

That's sure what it looks like.

Posted by: Tuna at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

25 Grandpop on the right has the right idea. The teat of mercy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (FR9Sb)

26 Oops, I see many folks already listed the acts

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

27 If you suffer from intense chiaroscuro, see your dermatologist. Treatment is available.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at August 26, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

28 It’s too dark. Not the subject matter it’s just someone needs to turn on the lights in that space because I can’t see what’s going on

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (geWO5)

29 Merci!

Posted by: Old Man at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (Q+gd/)

30 Love this painting. This Caravaggio guy has a big future in art, if he can stay out of jail. Mark it down.

How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (U/Eoe)

31 >>So, we ARE supposed to open our borders and destroy everything.......

That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (X8xt3)

32 would hang

Posted by: Gref at August 26, 2026 09:44 AM (5rh/l)

33 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

34 ok, I have a q-tip and some gentle detergent. lemme at it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (diia5)

35 The dead guy's feet have the correct # of toes, so this isn't AI.

Posted by: That's A Plus! at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)

36 >>How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?

Yeah, no. I'd bake some bread or something, the tits are off limits!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)

37 What's the dude with the wings doing?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

38
That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM (X8xt3)/i]

Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children.

My first thought was "Wait......they've been stealing BILLIONS from us for YEARS. They still have starving children?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

39 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

Click and embiggen.

That's no elbow....unless you're using the odd AoS term for 'elbows.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

40 Why yes, I b'leeve it can be easily done - just take everything down to Highway SIXTY-one …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (ayRl+)

41 >>>How about the guy nursing on the right side of hte painting. Pretty risque, or no?

Posted by: Huck Follywood

> As you age, it's important to get calcium and vitamin d in your diet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (FR9Sb)

42 Starving artist needs to pay the light bill. Or maybe it's Gary, Indiana.

Posted by: Pops Off Some Rounds at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

43 Never heard of the Seven Acts of Mercy. Is that an RC thing?
Posted by: Bulg

Perhaps we could check Matthew 25:35 - 36.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 09:47 AM (diia5)

44
Yeah, no. I'd bake some bread or something, the tits are off limits!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (X8xt3)

What a crime!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

45 That's not a check list for the state - it's for each of us, individually.

Samaritan's Purse is doing this, no border shenanigans needed: https://tinyurl.com/3ffazvxz
(just one example)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 09:43 AM
----
Mercy Ships is another.

https://www.mercyships.org/

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

46 No love for protecting orphans and widows?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

47 Some of the best times I can remember involved a boob-in-face.

Posted by: Simple Life For Me at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (JM9I6)

48 37 Gettin’ ready for the Super Bowl party, duh.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

49

Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children.

My first thought was "Wait......they've been stealing BILLIONS from us for YEARS. They still have starving children?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

We need to fight back!

We should start running Feed Starving Americans commercials,

featuring Arianne Grande.

That should fetch billions!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

50 34 you're soaking in it.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

51 "Hey, who turned out the lights?"
-the Vashta Nerada

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 09:50 AM (/PKja)

52 "Saw a commercial yesterday for 'Feed the Children.' They focused on Somali children."

Sam Kinison would like a word.

Posted by: Move to where the FOOD is! at August 26, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

53 What finger? That's not my finger …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 09:51 AM (ayRl+)

54 39 I think it’s her left elbow that the old guy is looking at, not a boob.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

If you read the explanation of the painting that's no elbow and the guy is doing more than looking at it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2026 09:51 AM (+gK6I)

55 ‘The Seven Acts of Mercy (also known as The Seven Works of Mercy) was Caravaggio’s first masterpiece painting since he killed a man and fled to Rome.’

Great technique but I’m all out of sympathy and mercy for foreigners, bums, layabouts, and scabs.

I’ll always have sympathy and mercy for ladies with big boobs, though.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (6iuvY)

56 I only knew two of the acts of mercy. Clothing the naked and comforting the sick.

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Oy/m2)

57 52 this is all kinison's fault.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

58 Alternate Title:

"Dinner Playhouse Version of "The Grapes of Wrath" Italian-Style"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)

59 A very very good work of art. Thanks for selecting it!

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 09:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

60 Feeding the hungry is an allegory for bringing the Gospel in the Bible.

Posted by: Without A Parable He Did Not Speak.. at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

61 54 damn. i thought it was me. it usually is.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

62 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang could have used a couple mercies in Geezer Golf yesterday but like this art, there was some good in all the darkness.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 09:54 AM (2WIwB)

63
the tits are off limits!

this should be posted on borders all over the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

64 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM (2Cry5)

65 Somalia is the easternmost point in mainland Africa. Let the Eastern countries feed them.

Posted by: No Soup For You! at August 26, 2026 09:57 AM (JM9I6)

66 65 eritrea?

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

67
What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM (2Cry5)

Huh...lessee what the Bible says...

"I was clinically stupid, and you gave me Dr Seuss books to read."

There you go. This book has a solution for everything!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (iJfKG)

68 "Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world."

Posted by: James 1:27 at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

69 We need to fight back!

We should start running Feed Starving Americans commercials,

featuring Arianne Grande.

That should fetch billions!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake

Sort of like how every congregation in America can send people overseas to build houses for families there but nobody can seem to lift a finger to help American homeless.

I may be a little bitter, even though I understand the why of it.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 09:59 AM (OUMaO)

70 66 Eritrea is west of Somalia. Somalia has the easternmost point of Africa.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

71 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)

72 Speaking of feeding the hungry, the Jews started complaining about the Manna provided quickly. There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.

Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (JM9I6)

73 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

74 I didn't say you could touch me 'there' … but you certainly may touch me 'THERE!' …

Posted by: Dr_No at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (ayRl+)

75 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)

Presumably, that's feeding the hungry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (ExV1e)

76 Arianne Grande is one of my favorite fonts in Microsoft Word. Provided the printer I'm using supports it.

Posted by: I miss WordPerfect at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

77 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Lots. The parable doesn't seem to address the criminal, however.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:02 AM (diia5)

78 Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp

If it was easy, He wouldn't have had to tell us.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 26, 2026 10:03 AM (OUMaO)

79 73 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

=======

So, this means elect them to political office and give them power over us, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:03 AM (/PKja)

80 I don’t get the old guy on the right trying to breastfeed. Well I get it, but how does that lecherous fellow fit in with mercy?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:00 AM (geWO5)

Here you go...Your answer provided by Good Olde-Fashioned American Movies:

'The ending of The Grapes of Wrath features Rose of Sharon breastfeeding a starving man, symbolizing charity and human compassion in the face of despair. This powerful image highlights the themes of suffering and hope amidst the struggles of the Joad family during the Great Depression.'

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (iJfKG)

81 Kid on the right's meal is being interrupted. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (0sNs1)

82 The delicate detail (look at the angel's wings) Caravaggio achieves is a wonder. In a small space he is able to show the ways of mercy in Catholicism, each act is clearly defined and poignant. Each person is an individual with their own face and posture as they perform or receive the merciful act. I don't know if the overall darkness is just to make the scene dramatic or if it means these acts of mercy aren't performed for public credit but as caring and generous for their own sake.

BTW, despite all the inevitable boob jokes, breast feeding a starving person used to be seen as an act of survival and mercy. At the end of "Grapes of Wrath' Rose breast feeds Joad to save his life. It was all she had to give in her grief amid disasters. Some of the public and critics were outraged which surprised Steinbeck who saw the act as utterly natural and generous.

Posted by: JTB at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (yTvNw)

83 I got to see a lot of Carvaggio's when I was in Rome back in April.

Not my favorite of his, but at least I consider this art, compared to the last two days 😂

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 26, 2026 10:04 AM (11oel)

84 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

The US govt houses and feeds millions of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (R5BEI)

85 OT
Off topic of course but it's kind of nice to see flags at half staff for someone deserving of the honor instead of a a politician

Posted by: Okjohn at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (3xZyM)

86 72 Speaking of feeding the hungry, the Jews started complaining about the Manna provided quickly. There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.
Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM

So you wanna go back to Egypt?

https://youtu.be/5BQkBdRWxrs

Posted by: Keith Green at August 26, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

87 I finally quit being stubborn and downloaded the Brave browser. Yeah, it works!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (o3ajz)

88 'The ending of The Grapes of Wrath features Rose of Sharon breastfeeding a starving man

-
Is that on PornHub?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

89 The Wikipedia entry explains the symbolism.

https://tinyurl.com/34yc2bdw

Posted by: Nazdar at August 26, 2026 10:06 AM (NcvvS)

90 What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 09:56 AM

Don't allow them to visit Guam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:07 AM (0sNs1)

91 'What sort of mercy should be shown to the clinically stupid? '

1 Thessalonians 5:14 (KJV): "Now we exhort you, brethren, warn them that are unruly, comfort the feebleminded, support the weak, be patient toward all men."

Scripture asks a lot from us. A lot.
Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)
___

Without Jesus, it would be impossible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:08 AM (7wWQR)

92 There was a lack of delis and bagel shops in the Sinai.
Posted by: Probably Still True Today at August 26, 2026 10:01 AM

Fortunately, they'd brought bris kits with them

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:08 AM (0sNs1)

93 The Kimbell Art Museum in Fort Worth has a couple Carravaggio’s, one is “The Card Sharp”. His paintings need to be seen in person, they are exquisite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2026 10:09 AM (o3ajz)

94 Off topic of course but it's kind of nice to see flags at half staff for someone deserving of the honor instead of a a politician
Posted by: Okjohn

Normally, I'd be offended by lowering the flags for a mere entertainer but for Dolly I'll make an exception.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (ndZc7)

95
Comment 100 is soooooo close.

And yet, so far.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (iJfKG)

96 74 "don't touch me there" -tubes

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (Bep7s)

97 "I finally quit being stubborn and downloaded the Brave browser. Yeah, it works!"

Excellent!

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

98 I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 26, 2026 10:10 AM (0sNs1)

99 100

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (B1+sW)

100 And, they're off!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

101 close

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM (B1+sW)

102 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

103 I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's ruff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (diia5)

104 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (7wWQR)

105 99 100
Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 10:11 AM

"Don't worry. It doesn't matter."

Posted by: Disappointed Lady at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

106 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (7wWQR)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (ccf/V)

107 Nothing like a good gabbagool and chiaroscuro sandwich.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (TbWk/)

108 105
"Don't worry. It doesn't matter."

Posted by: Disappointed Lady at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

=======

"NOTHING MATTERS!"
-Meatballs

*cheats to win because winning is everything*
-also Meatballs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:13 AM (/PKja)

109
I've heard that dogs no longer meet around a table to play. They now all use poker apps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's ruff.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (diia5)

They all sit around chewing terbaccy and Spitz.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

110 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)/i]

Because it pretty much is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

111 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

You are in the company of Dr. Ross Geller, PhD, paleontologist!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (geWO5)

112 As much as I like boobs in my face, the idea of an adult breastfeeding strikes me as gross for some reason.
Posted by: Bulg
___

Because it's unnatural.

Babies suckling from the breast is what God intended, not for grown adults with a fetish to post online.

Sin isn't only wrong, it's also quite gross.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (7wWQR)

113 Apparently they've opened the gates of the lunatic asylum.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
INSANE
Hillary Clinton says the Democrat Party is “going through an experiment” to see if far-Left, socialist candidates — who want to abolish prisons and borders — can win over young voters.

Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Philly DA Larry Krasner says he wants the WH Ballroom blown up:
"I'm going to have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You know what that paperweight is going to be? It's going to be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up."
"In an official ceremony we're going to blow it up."
Soros-backed lunatic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

114 I enjoy Caravaggio's works. It is difficult- for me- to figure out by looking at the painting all of works of mercy which are represented here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:16 AM (ONl1C)

115 No colors anymore
I want to paint them black...

Posted by: Mick Jaggerlo at August 26, 2026 10:16 AM (i14TE)

116 Larry Krasner needs to be thrown out of office . What despicable thing to say!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ONl1C)

117 Jessica Tarlov spins for El-Sayed: Says he just "seemed like a bro who went to the University of Michigan" in disaster interview with Jesse Watters.
"I think it was all very effective."
Mopping up this mess is a hard job. She's not good at it.

-
Yeah, he's a swell guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

118 Off to work.

L8rs.

Be excellent to each other. Except Paul......and Sid. They earn ridicule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ccf/V)

119 SCOTUS Chief Justice Indira Talwani, nominally a mere district judge in Boston, decided to overrule the Supreme Court and hold the Trump Administration hostage to her nationwide injunction attempt against mail in ballot rules. She says states have every right to appropriate the use of the Federal mail service and the Trump administration has nothing to say about it, and SCOTUS can fuck right off too.

https://tinyurl.com/yv9yxc3a

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:19 AM (U/Eoe)

120 Black velvet paintings are poised to make a comeback!

Posted by: Elvis at August 26, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

121 I enjoy Caravaggio's works. It is difficult- for me- to figure out by looking at the painting all of works of mercy which are represented here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Matthew 25: 35 - 36, Plus one extra

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (diia5)

122 To be fair, given the Muzzie population in Detroit, affirmative action and general college Jew hatred, a typical bro at U of M is someone like him, these days.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (vSneF)

123 It's an experiment. Empty prisons, get hundreds or thousands killed.

It's an experiment.

I have a Vermeer wood chipper experiment Id like to implement.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:21 AM (R5BEI)

124 "So, this means elect them to political office and give them power over us, right?"

I don't know if you're just riffing or asking seriously. Best I can answer is there are a lot of precepts in the Bible that seem, if followed, to be contrary to one's own welfare in this life. If it can be understood, the best way to that understanding is via prayer and study. I am trying.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

125
Jessica Tarlov spins for El-Sayed: Says he just "seemed like a bro who went to the University of Michigan" in disaster interview with Jesse Watters.

EL-SAYED

Just an Average Everyday Bro Who Wants All His Bros Dead!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

126 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:20 AM (diia5)

Thanks. I know what they are. I phrased it poorly. I meant that I can't tell from the picture which characters represent which acts of mercy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (gsYaF)

127 This painting is so dark.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (cWLG3)

128 Truly great art.
Also boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 26, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)

129 Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and their children Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet arrived back in Britain yesterday afternoon as they return after six years in the US.

The couple are thought to have travelled with the children on a Bombardier Global Express XRS luxury long-range business jet, from Van Nuys Airport in Los Angeles.

They chartered the jet with Planet Nine Private Air, a California-based private aircraft operator. Hiring it is believed to cost about $12,000 (£9,000) per hour of flight time.

The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.

The Sussexes - who are also believed to be bringing their dogs Mia and Pula across the Atlantic - are now setting up their home in the UK. They plan to live as an “international” family, keeping their homes in California and Portugal.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

130 Matthew 25: 35 - 36

This verse is also used by so-called social justice "warriors" to commit all kinds of fraud.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (7wWQR)

131 There is what appears to be a disembodied head sucking on a nipple. So dark!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (cWLG3)

132 We're nothing but lab rats to these fucking monsters. Or a Fauci beagle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (R5BEI)

133 S'tan knows the bible better that anyone, and will twist Scripture to achieve his ends, which on the surface, definitely doesn't look evil.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (7wWQR)

134 Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.

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I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another sniper to unload

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

135 Shortlist of six actors has been released for final auditions for the Amazon run James Bond franchise, post-Broccoli (who thought Die Another Day was a good idea).

Six white dudes.

https://tinyurl.com/tm8yja5s

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (/PKja)

136 This picture probably has a helluva backstory.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

137 The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.
__

Pretty sure no one cares enough for these clowns to justify the cost of protecting them.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (7wWQR)

138 There is what appears to be a disembodied head sucking on a nipple. So dark!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (cWLG3)

Alternate title:

"Caravaggio Painted the Movie Poster for HP Lovecraft's "Reanimator""

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (iJfKG)

139 Thanks. I know what they are. I phrased it poorly. I meant that I can't tell from the picture which characters represent which acts of mercy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Sorry, I was just scanning. I'ma go out on a limb here and suggest that the painting is an arch reading of the Scripture. Carra is mocking the text.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (diia5)

140
137 The family are understood to have been given no police protection for their arrival, amid ongoing questions over whether taxpayers will foot the bill for their security.
__

Pretty sure no one cares enough for these clowns to justify the cost of protecting them.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (7wWQR)

=====

"But British people were brainwashed by Prince Phillip to hate me, so that means that they want to explode me."
-Meghan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (/PKja)

141 Good news for the crew of the carrier group Lincoln, they finally got shore leave after eight months at sea.

Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went. That oughta work out well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (U/Eoe)

142 132 We're nothing but lab rats to these fucking monsters. Or a Fauci beagle.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:24 AM (R5BEI)
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From "Human Guinea Pigs" to "Human Fauci Beagles."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (cWLG3)

143 Six white dudes.

https://tinyurl.com/tm8yja5s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:26 AM (/PKja)
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Yeah, but are they really dudes?

In a post-gender world, this question has to be asked.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:28 AM (7wWQR)

144 Jessica Tarlov is Jewish and is simping for a man that would slit her throat without a second thought.

I do not understand how this works. And never will.

I get in politics sometimes you have to partner with people you don’t fully agree with. But this is not he thinks the top tax rate should be 50 I think it should be 40 and we can figure it out later. This is he wants me and my family dead, but I still support him. My head cannot wrap itself around this.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:28 AM (vSneF)

145 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

146 102 the hippy broads up in ashland would have 9yr olds stop by for a sip while running around.
was strange.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

147 145 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (/PKja)

148 It could be a pointed question to the viewer of course. Note the character on the bottom; is he putting on a cloak or taking it off?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (diia5)

149 Jessica Tarlov appears to like halal cocks but Jessie might work in a pinch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (FR9Sb)

150 The breast-feeding of the starving, called "Roman Charity," was a theme revisited by the great female Italian painter Artemisia Gentileschi. You should take a quick look at her self-portrait with star and compass done for Michelangelo's house, and think about seeing a lot more of her around here.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 26, 2026 10:33 AM (zdLoL)

151 112 i enjoyed morning coffee when wifey's milk let down.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:33 AM (Bep7s)

152 California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It looks like his field of fucks is barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (R5BEI)

153 "Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world."
Posted by: James 1:27 at August 26, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (RIvkX)

154 Putting the flash in flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82dp3v

More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

155 I didn't say you could touch me 'there' … but you certainly may touch me 'THERE!' …
Posted by: Dr_No

What is "What one never says after 30 years of marriage?", Alex.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (he2p7)

156 Iirc Halal Cocks opened for slayer in the early 90s.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (vSneF)

157 139- since it was commissioned for an altarpiece in Italy somewhere, I don't think he was mocking the Biblical text. I found this description helpful for me:

https://tinyurl.com/2kb7h36t

Have a good day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (lt7On)

158 Larry Krasner needs to be thrown out of office . What despicable thing to say!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:17 AM (ONl1C)

I vote for the "Vlad The Impaler" treatment. May just be my Eastern European ancestry speaking, however.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (hmYU4)

159 118 is one of them a pebbles eating hobo?

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:35 AM (Bep7s)

160 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Looks like a beer run is in order.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (rC565)

161 the hippy broads up in ashland would have 9yr olds stop by for a sip while running around.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:32 AM (Bep7s)

The East Village in NYC has its share of that particular fetish.

F*cking weird.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (k5CNB)

162 Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went. That oughta work out well.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:27 AM (U/Eoe)

I think Thailand is an excellent choice. They seem to like Americans. And yes, there'll be plenty of whores to service them.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (g8Ew8)

163 Jessica Tarlov is Jewish and is simping for a man that would slit her throat without a second thought.

I do not understand how this works. And never will.

***

I'm convinced people like her are selected for a job because they look ok and can act a part/read a script. Otherwise she is a dumb as a bucket of rocks. No disrespect to the bucket.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (2WIwB)

164 160 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

=======

Is he threatening Republicans, Democrats, or all of them?

It matters because it's a hate crime one way and not the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Looks like a beer run is in order.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:36 AM (rC565)
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Someone must still be holding his beer for him in California.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)

165 Some woman bust a nut when breast feeding.

Posted by: Mike Obama at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (xFvo2)

166 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

167 Who'd a thunk it?

Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

168 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:34 AM (hmYU4)

I can understand why you would feel that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (lt7On)

169 134 i really am. and they were shooting at us.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:39 AM (Bep7s)

170 Variety
@Variety
Rosie O’Donnell Should Host Her Own Show on Late Night TV — and Shatter Comedy’s Greatest Glass Ceiling

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck
_________

Chappelle on Rosie: "Now that man right there I'd hate to fight."

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jbbb7

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 10:39 AM (XvL8K)

171 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg

I think he made it himself.

I hope it gets put to use.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (R5BEI)

172 Matthew 25: 35 - 36

This verse is also used by so-called social justice "warriors" to commit all kinds of fraud.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:23 AM (7wWQR)

Matthew is pretty clear, even to me. I don't think he was referring to the use of our taxes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (k5CNB)

173 Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)
===================
In Huck Follywood-land, the judge would be jailed as an accessory to the second rape.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (U/Eoe)

174 A California man decided to visit the rotten-to-the-core U.S. Senate, and so he drove his pickup all the way to Washington and parked in front of the capital.

He brought along his guillotine.

https://tinyurl.com/rbez9mzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:31 AM (U/Eoe)

------------

A guy walks into The Capitol with a guillotine, a trebuchet, and a wood chipper ... not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: ShainS at August 26, 2026 10:40 AM (arzIt)

175 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg
___

That is pretty easy to make.

Gravity does all the work.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:41 AM (7wWQR)

176 167 Who'd a thunk it?

Nigerian migrant jailed for raping woman after British judge let him out on bail for another rape
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru6r3v5vx1o

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 26, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

177 Looks like we’re gonna need commonsense guillotine control.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

178 The Sussexes - who are also believed to be bringing their dogs Mia and Pula across the Atlantic - are now setting up their home in the UK. They plan to live as an “international” family, keeping their homes in California and Portugal.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 26, 2026 10:23 A

All on a salary of exactly ...$0? Nice trick

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 10:42 AM (lCppi)

179 141 that should breed some acceptance for kathoey culture.

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

180 >Where should the Navy send a bunch of sailors and Marines after so long away from beer and babes? Thailand seemed like the right place to the great minds of the Pentagon. Off to Thailand they went.
-----

Ship's doctor gonna be so busy when they cast off again....!

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

181 >>>I'm convinced people like her are selected for a job because they look ok and can act a part/read a script. Otherwise she is a dumb as a bucket of rocks. No disrespect to the bucket.

Posted by: Diogenes

>Jessica Tarlov would have been the perfect replacement for Alan Colmes. Jessica and Sean would capture a low IQ demographic in a very entertaining way.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (FR9Sb)

182 Man, CBD, I've spent the better part of an hour looking at it without the aid of a websearch or AI, and someone, not me, could write an entire book on that piece.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)

183 "Putting the flash in flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/yc82dp3v

More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 10:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

184 154 Putting the flash in flooding.

Surf's up, Moondoggie!

Posted by: Gidget at August 26, 2026 10:44 AM (J4Dwc)

185 took that sock off last night. sheesh.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:45 AM (Bep7s)

186 Jessica Tarlov would have been the perfect replacement for Alan Colmes. Jessica and Sean would capture a low IQ demographic in a very entertaining way.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (FR9Sb)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Tarlov

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 26, 2026 10:45 AM (hmYU4)

187 Yuja Wang is just really good at playing her piano.

https://tinyurl.com/vdadwjdj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (U/Eoe)

188 Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud

-
Old and busted: War of the Roses

New and cool: War of the Pansies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

189 Man, CBD, I've spent the better part of an hour looking at it without the aid of a websearch or AI, and someone, not me, could write an entire book on that piece.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:43 AM (diia5)

Yup! Caravaggio was pretty damned impressive. Try to see a few in person...it's worth the drive or trip or theft...whatever it takes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (k5CNB)

190 They still make guillotines? Where do you buy them?

Or did the guy make it himself?
Posted by: Bulg

Probably the same place the get Trebuchets.

Ikea.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (rC565)

191 More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.
Posted by: gp

Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (R5BEI)

192 Regarding Rosie O’Donnell, think it was Scott Adam’s who said “never trust someone who doesn’t know how to smile.”

Look at her face - her mouth doesn’t smile, just becomes a bigger O shape. It’s really f’d up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 10:47 AM (EJdME)

193 188 Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud

-
Old and busted: War of the Roses

New and cool: War of the Pansies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

=======

Harry becomes like his namesake: Prince Hal, who had a poorly guided youth but becomes a mature man when the choice is presented to him.

He decides that the crown has left its people behind, that his father and brother are not up for leading the nation anywhere other than in decline, and he raises an army of the British yeoman to sack Parliament and crown Harry king.

Meghan pleasures the troops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:48 AM (/PKja)

194 >Prince William Reportedly “Blindsided” by Harry, Meghan Return, With Kate Fearing New Turmoil from Royal Feud
----

Definitely looks like a First World Problem-type situation

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 10:49 AM (ZxPkt)

195 Ikea.

*snort*

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

196 Trump doesn't really know how to smile so I don't know.

In fact some of the most ruthless bastards and cunts I've ever known have had great smiles.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (2Sv0l)

197 One guillotine a month should be enough for anyone.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

198 165 HA!

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

199 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at August 26, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

200 Flash floods are no joke, especially in hilly and mountainous terrain. Especially the Himalayas.

Here in the Ozarks, it's no less deadly, though on a much smaller scale. Young woman about five miles away was swept away from her house when a flash flood came through our area last month. We had a bent property fence.

God's mercy, indeed.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (7wWQR)

201 I wonder if Bangkok whores still know how to clean the wax out of your ears?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (P4Pk9)

202 I am somebody!

Disney’s “Snow White” Star Rachel Zegler Wants “ICE Out of New York City”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

203 183 china needed to create a flowage.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

204 202 I am somebody!

Disney’s “Snow White” Star Rachel Zegler Wants “ICE Out of New York City”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

======

Then get Mamdani to agree to ICE detainers on arrested illegals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (/PKja)

205 Trump doesn't really know how to smile so I don't know.

In fact some of the most ruthless bastards and cunts I've ever known have had great smiles.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:50 AM (2Sv0l)
___

That man does know how to smile.

And enough with the c word already...sheesh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (7wWQR)

206 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (k5CNB)

207 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (7wWQR)

Everyone gets their time in the barrel, as they say. Not sure if people here have heard that expression.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Sv0l)

208 Mornin', CBD. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (7wWQR)

209 More wrath of God vids.

https://tinyurl.com/yw77p8un"

Hard to watch. Devastating.
Posted by: gp

Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

At first, I thought the Three Gorges Dam let loose.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (rC565)

210 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Ok... mostly her. I thought the Royal Family pretty much disowned Harry anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Cry5)

211 Just trying to describe the 'lighting' on the piece is nearly impossible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (diia5)

212 201 I wonder if Bangkok whores still know how to clean the wax out of your ears?
Posted by: MAC V SOG at August 26, 2026 10:52 AM (P4Pk9)

They sure used to be able to get into every nook and cranny....without being asked even.

If I was an investing man, I'd buy stock on condoms, STD tests, women's clothing and accessories in Thailand because there are going to be a lot of women with a lot of cash there soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (xcxpd)

213 The all-knowing internet tells me there are eight Caravaggio's in the U.S. (not counting one at the Met thought to be a forgery), with three of those at the Metropolitan. The most important Caravaggio, according to Grok, and the only alter piece of his in America, is said to be the "Crucifixion of Saint Andrew" in Cleveland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (U/Eoe)

214 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (k5CNB)

215 should be/ ought to be

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)

216 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 10:54 AM (ndZc7)

I think she should personally go and try to stop all of them. 😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (DzHyO)

217 Mornin', CBD. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (7wWQR)

Good morning!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (k5CNB)

218 210 Can’t Charles order them out of the UK?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

219 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Fleeing their creditors?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 10:57 AM (XvL8K)

220 Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US? I mean, they're basically returning to a family environment that hates the shit out of them.

Ok... mostly her. I thought the Royal Family pretty much disowned Harry anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 10:55 AM (2Cry5)
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Just trying to get closer to Daddy's bank account, I believe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 10:58 AM (U/Eoe)

221 did i just witness a quintuple horde mind?

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

222 >Isn't there some sort of story behind the Sussexes sudden departure from the US?
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They wildly over-estimated their appeal to the American public
This may be a move to re-brand, perhaps even worm their way back into the good graces of the Royal Family.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 11:00 AM (ZxPkt)

223 Nood. Minkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

224 Nood

Posted by: tankdemon at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (PMi3m)

225 222 he's been eatin' her. might as well eat crow.

Posted by: cmeat at August 26, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

226 The guillotine is an upgrade from the "gallows" that they were supposedly going to use to hang Mike Pence during the Fedsurrection.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at August 26, 2026 11:04 AM (Cjger)

227 Remember:

muslims were buying and selling slaves a thousand years before the Americas were discovered.

And they haven't stopped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 11:08 AM (3cUTc)

228 One guillotine a month ought to be enough for anybody. My vagina!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 26, 2026 11:23 AM (TbWk/)

229 The Seven Acts Woven into One Scene
Rather than following convention by creating seven separate panels, Caravaggio compressed all seven corporal works of traditional Catholic mercy into a single, chaotic, nocturnal Neapolitan street scene:
Feed the hungry & Visit the imprisoned: A woman named Pero secretly breastfeeds her imprisoned father, Cimon, referencing the classical Roman Charity motif.
Give drink to the thirsty: The biblical figure Samson drinks water from the jawbone of an ass.
Shelter the homeless: A pilgrim wearing a scallop shell on his hat asks an innkeeper for a place to stay.
Clothe the naked & Visit the sick: Saint Martin of Tours cuts his own cloak in half to clothe a shivering, crippled beggar lying on the ground.
Bury the dead: In the dark background, two men carry a shrouded corpse out into the night, with only the feet visible.

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