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Poor Innocent Baby-Lamb Karmelo Anthonhy: "When I Stab Someone I'm Going to Lick the Blood Off the Blade"

Before the murder, Karmelo Anthony was obsessed with knives and the idea of stabbing someone to death. And also provoking fights which would give him the opportunity to commit murder.


This evidence wasn't introduced at trial, because prosecutors and defense agreed that no "character evidence" about any parties in the case, including the victim, would be introduced.

But prosecutors are now warning that if Karmelo Anthony is somehow successful in getting a new trial, that evidence is coming in.

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"When I stab somebody I'm gonna lick their blood off the blade."

New evidence coming out surrounding the Karmelo Anthony case, including the disturbing text prosecutors say they found on his phone that could be fair game if he gets a new trial.

Prosecutors say the message was part of a documented pattern involving an obsession with knives and guns and a desire to start fights. They argue the evidence helps explain why Anthony brought a knife to the track meet where he fatally stabbed Austin Metcalf.

Jurors never heard it because both sides had an off-the-record "gentleman's agreement" to keep character evidence out of the courtroom and focus on what happened under the tent that day.

Additional texts reveal that he was spoiling for blood: "Low key on the verge," of harming someone, he meant.

And his girlfriend revealed that just before the murder, the Poor Innocent Baby-Lamb Karmelo Anthony was stalking her -- with a knife.

Karmelo Anthony's ex-girlfriend reported that he was stalking her hours before he stabbed Austin Metcalf -- and he had threatening and violent texts on his phone, the prosecutor revealed at Anthony's appeal hearing Thursday.

The jury never heard about Anthony's disturbing history, or about Metcalf's juvenile criminal record because of a "gentleman's agreement" with the 19-year-old's defense ahead of his murder trial, Collin County Assistant District Attorney Bill Wirskye revealed.

He told the court Anthony's high school girlfriend confided to an assistant principal on April 2, 2025 that Anthony was stalking her after a breakup, and that he was obsessed with fights, guns, and knives, according to local outlets at the hearing.


Anthony also sent a picture of the knife and told his ex-girlfriend, "I'm low key on the verge," Wirskye said.

"He was spiraling," the prosecutor added.

A few hours later, Anthony stabbed Metcalf to death under a tent at a track meet at a high school.

In exchange for prosecutors not using that evidence in court, the defense lawyers agreed not to bring up victim Austin Metcalf's juvenile criminal history, which included graffiti that included "vile racist stuff."

I'm totally loving this standard that if a white person can be accused of "racism," a black person is entitled to kill him. Does that standard work in the opposite direction, I wonder?

I don't wonder that at all.

Innocent baby lamb Anthony Karmelo also
threatened to kill his ex-girlfriend, asking her how many bullets she wanted in the chest, threatened her "I'm gonna get you" and bragged about punching girls in the face.

He also texted:

"imma shoot the school up tmr"

Obviously this is all due to White Racism.

Sarah Fields
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6h

On the day Karmelo Anthony fatally stabbed Austin Metcalf, prosecutors report he sent a text message at 1 a.m. that read, "I'm lowk on the verge," and then stressed the point further.

Later that morning on April 2, 2025 - only hours before Karmelo Anthony stabbed Austin Metcalf to death at a high-school track meet - prosecutors state that Karmelo Anthony's girlfriend told a Centennial High School staff member he was "engaging in stalking behavior, to include, but not limited to, driving by her home and refusing to allow her to end their relationship."

In a 75-page filing, prosecutors also note that Karmelo Anthony had earlier been accused of taking his girlfriend's phone and, in October 2024, drafted a "to-do" list instructing her how to handle quote "weirdos," which included the line "say sum slick like my bf kill people."

Text exchanges further reveal that he admitted on at least two occasions to punching girls in the face.

Prosecutors located 2021 messages between Karmelo Anthony and another student discussing robbing someone for $300.

Other texts show Karmelo Anthony recounting a fight and punching someone "so hard he had to stop fighting."

In 2023, prosecutors say Karmelo Anthony told a friend he planned to vandalize a house in Austin, Texas, writing, "I just feel like it, I gotta grudge."

In 2021, Karmelo Anthony informed a friend he had been suspended for three days after fighting, adding, "they said next time I do sum I get recommended for expulsion," court papers show.

In a 2023 text exchange with a friend, prosecutors have messages in which Karmelo Anthony wrote "Imma shoot the school up tmr" "with my blick," but later followed up with "I would never actually do that."

In a 2024 thread, prosecutors state Karmelo Anthony admitted to carrying a firearm, telling a friend before a party he would have "the gun in my pocket."

The records also contain message threads in which Anthony mentions carrying a gun.

After multiple suspensions for fighting while in school in Louisiana, messages between Karmelo Anthony and his girlfriend surface after he moved to Frisco.

In one exchange she suggests he simply sit for a while; he said, "yea and punch ppl maybe run sometimes," "I have to it's like a priority for me," "I like punching people," "when get mad I see red," "when I get mad I blackout," "when I get mad I can't control myself."

Prosecutors also showed messages in which Karmelo Anthony admitted to getting high and drinking alcohol and even discussed selling drugs to obtain guns.

In 2024, prosecutors say Karmelo Anthony tried to assault a teacher, stating "I put my hands in face and everything."

Also 2024, messages recovered by prosecutors suggest Karmelo Anthony attempted to take a weapon into the State Fair of Texas, asking a friend, "if the state fair got metal detectors."

When told that detectors were in place, the friend replied, "you got the poker"; "yea I might have to toss it," Karmelo Anthony answered.

Prosecutors report that Karmelo Anthony confessed to stealing a watch and earbuds in separate Collin County burglaries and to bringing a weapon onto a Frisco school campus, and remarked about his girlfriend, "she went in my bag to get my computer and I said no and she still went in it and grabbed it and my gun and my knife and some other stuff fell out."

Numerous unreleased photos and videos show Karmelo Anthony holding firearms and making threats.

Authorities found a note on Karmelo Anthony's phone containing a list of
racial tropes and slurs about Blacks, whites and Hispanics.

In one message, prosecutors say Karmelo Anthony wrote, "I hate gay ppl."

Prosecutors add that Karmelo Anthony repeatedly threatened to murder his girlfriend in texts, including lines such as "how many bullets u want coming out of ur chest" and "I'm going to get you (expletive)."

He also threatened her with a knife in one message and told her in another, "when I stab somebody I'm gonna lick their blood off the blade."


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:28 PM




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1 4gvwrtgvwvg

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

2 he was just riffin

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 21, 2026 02:28 PM (CWTWj)

3 Lol.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)

4
Elric the Blade is vanquished.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:28 PM (XJ22o)

5 Well he either had a knife because he larped as the Swedish Chef, *or* he fantasized about stabbing someone in the heart provably on text and lived the dream....take a pick.

Posted by: sven at August 21, 2026 02:28 PM (Int1s)

6
>>This evidence wasn't introduced at trial, because prosecutors and defense agreed that no "character evidence" about any parties in the case, including the victim, would be introduced.

==================

Elric, all is forgiven. Please explain about this sort of legal horse-trading.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:29 PM (XJ22o)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

8 Country-club class white boy's words are actual violence!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

9 Culture status: Enriched.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)

10 I am glad they have texts from his gf during the stabby time as he wanted to stab her, too.

What a dimwit. I am tired of Karmello, a loser.

Hated what happened to that boy and his family.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (hzuYO)

11 Did he go to that school? On Track Team?. If not. Death.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (2MN4W)

12 Correction - when he stabs someone on the way to church and later to night school where he's taking advanced math and engineering courses to turn his life around.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (Sco7b)

13 Can't be repeated often enough: If you name your kid some fucktarded shit like 'Karmelo', you might as well just turn him over to the prison system to raise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (AeiPB)

14 May we also hang his parents?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 02:31 PM (3oLMy)

15 Try him again.

Find him guilty AGAIN.

Sentence him to LIFE IN PRISON, NO PAROL this time.

He's PROVEN he's a menace to society. F*CK him AND his family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:31 PM (ccf/V)

16 Ought to wall up Stabby, his family, and lawyers in a crypt.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 02:31 PM (I7jBo)

17 If I'm accused of racism by a black, I get I need to get in the first shot. Self defense is a right.

Posted by: Preemptive strikes at August 21, 2026 02:31 PM (YtAdj)

18 Did he go to that school? On Track Team?. If not. Death.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (2MN4W)



He did not. His school was there for the track meet. He'd been suspended from his team for CARRYING A KNIFE to practice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)

19 11 Did he go to that school? On Track Team?. If not. Death.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:30 PM (2MN4W)
*******
He was kicked off the track team of one school (can't remember) and should not have been in either tent.

The rival tent told him to get out. Then he went to the other. I think I have this correct. Told to leave again and the stabbing began.

He went there to stab someone.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (hzuYO)

20 JUST NOW: Legal expert Jonathan Turley DISMANTLES Karmelo Anthony's ridiculous legal team efforts for a retrial, they're claiming RACISM

I note that the first reply to this tweet is that Anthony was in the right cuz whitey had it coming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

21 This Thread should really have a picture of a 7 year old Anthony to make it more realistic.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (pbpqV)

22
>>In exchange for prosecutors not using that evidence in court, the defense lawyers agreed not to bring up victim Austin Metcalf's juvenile criminal history, which included graffiti that included "vile racist stuff."

=================

I rather refuse to believe that if such "stuff" existed, the defense would not have found a way to leak it if they couldn't directly bring it up in court. Am I too cynical?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (XJ22o)

23 Next time it's going to be an all black jury and he will walk.

Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (E8rzK)

24 Pre Meditated Murder. Federal Charges.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (2MN4W)

25 I note that the first reply to this tweet is that Anthony was in the right cuz whitey had it coming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

I don't think the race war they're fomenting is going to go how they anticipate...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (PGK1w)

26
A gentleman's agreement. With greedy barbarians who it turns out, won't honor it.

Sounds like the punk was going to stab somebody, it was just a question of when.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (AnW6a)

27 Anytime I see tarantula hair i leave.

Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (E8rzK)

28 That was just an accusation, not a fact. Also, I'm totally loving this standard that if a white person can be accused of "racism," a black person is entitled to kill him. Does that standard work in the opposite direction, I wonder?

Remember as per the left everything from expecting an employee to show up on time to telling someone to not litter are racist...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

29 Collin County is the second richest county in TX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (3oLMy)

30 There weren't any blacks on the jury because they ADMITTED BIAS and could NOT find a black kid guilty, no matter WHAT the evidence says.

James Talarico wants to make a MOCKERY of our judicial system because a murderous black kid got rightfully sentenced.

We are truly in clown world area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

31 Yes, but Metcalfe pushed Karmelo, and we all know what that means....

Posted by: Future Juror on low key verge of jury nullification at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

32 Sorry, "low key" is out of fashion now. For a while about 4 years ago it meant, "of a moderately low level" then 3 years ago it meant "an ironically large amount". Now it is not used and is abandoned.

Posted by: banana Dream - Your Trusted Zillennial News Source at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)

33 redwingshoes.com/mens/work/boots/

scroll to the bottom and there is a store locater

Posted by: free tibet at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (iNp3L)

34 >>> 22
>>In exchange for prosecutors not using that evidence in court, the defense lawyers agreed not to bring up victim Austin Metcalf's juvenile criminal history, which included graffiti that included "vile racist stuff."

=================

I rather refuse to believe that if such "stuff" existed, the defense would not have found a way to leak it if they couldn't directly bring it up in court. Am I too cynical?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (XJ22o)

Probably not.

Also, I don't give a flying fuck if Metcalf Said Mean Things when he was younger.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (+fdRY)

35 I am getting really, REALLY fed up.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (kpi7N)

36 1% of the people commit most of the violent crime in America.

Pretty sure Karmelo isn't in the 99%...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

37 400 years of slavery, yo!

Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (E8rzK)

38 > What a dimwit. I am tired of Karmello, a loser.

I love that this loser's loser family went on a spending spree with the GoFundMe money instead of getting an all star defense team.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (mkw2N)

39 I don't think black people are going to like the coming race war.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (CHHv1)

40 Yeah, I have work to do and this thread will make me stabby too.

I hope everyone's having a happy Friday.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 21, 2026 02:35 PM (Sco7b)

41 29 Collin County is the second richest county in TX.
____

They moved up from 3rd richest after all the GoFundMe donations spent by the Anthony family.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (Dv3i1)

42 No words.

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (LHPAg)

43 "When I stab somebody I'm gonna lick their blood off the blade."

Well, did he do that?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (2Ez/1)

44 Break a deal, get the wheel

Karmelo wants to fight this--then life is back on the table.

But remember:
Only black eyes can see what really happened.
Your racist white eyes have racists lenses that filter out the part of all the videos

According to the True Black eyes who saw the real videos, they show:
- everyone in the tent was dabbing and were cool with Karmelo being there, until,
- Austin and his brother, for no reason at all, without warning, jumped Karmelo
- then 2 other joined in, beating on him
- and then Karmelo broke free, ran away, when
- Austin caught up with him and started beating on him again
- and then--and only then--did Karmelo pull out the knife to defend himself

Just because no witness testified to that, and just because no one else who saw the videos saw that, does not mean your racist, white eyes are not racist liars that refuse to see what really happened.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (3cUTc)

45 >>> 25 I note that the first reply to this tweet is that Anthony was in the right cuz whitey had it coming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

I don't think the race war they're fomenting is going to go how they anticipate...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (PGK1w)

It hasn't been going how they anticipate.

Posted by: Compton at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (+fdRY)

46 IQ tests for potential jurors and voters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (2MN4W)

47 Remember how so many people voted for Barky because obviously if we elected a black president it would show racism was over and we could all just get along as Americans?

Well, that went over about as well as Barky's 3000% reduction on health insurance costs

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

48 Lol how many clown masks must someone don before it starts to feel natural?

Posted by: H at August 21, 2026 02:37 PM (15qXl)

49 Together at last, Karmelo Anthony and Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7)

50 Like George Floyd, Anthony was bred to commit crime. Every one of these is in a pipeline from cradle to grave. Few escape.

Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:37 PM (E8rzK)

51 I don't think the race war they're fomenting is going to go how they anticipate...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (PGK1w)


Apparently, due to the efforts of the media, a not insignificant number of blacks believe that they are the majority in this country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:37 PM (ExV1e)

52
Please explain about this sort of legal horse-trading.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Okay, Turley is explaining it. I'm becoming open to the notion that Austin Metcalf dropped the n-word and said some racist stuff, even vile stuff. Whether he did it or not, there are recent examples of kids talking that way and posting it online. what the hell are they thinking? It's a horrible way to think, a horrible way to talk, and stupid as fuck to commit it to the Eternal Internet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:38 PM (XJ22o)

53 I read the appeal grounds with an open mind and personally find it to be horseshit. No way it's granted unless someone is bent.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 02:38 PM (cpajc)

54 This little animal needs to be put down. I don't want him as a neighbor.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 02:38 PM (e4ysZ)

55 How funny would it be if dumbass somehow got acquitted, but then went right back to trial and prison because of stalking and threatening his (presumably ex) girlfriend.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (+fdRY)

56 Pro-tip: Start your race war after you obtain a majority of the population.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

57 Remember how so many people voted for Barky because obviously if we elected a black president it would show racism was over and we could all just get along as Americans?

Well, that went over about as well as Barky's 3000% reduction on health insurance costs
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

I went from paying $2500 a year ti $25000 year!

Posted by: Your Average Family Plan at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (E8rzK)

58 he was just riffin
Posted by: gnats local 678

Or writing a rap song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)

59 His family needs a new trial for more GiveSendGo money. Homey needs a new pair of Mercedes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (rp63B)

60 John, I'll just take him to the train station.

Posted by: Rip at August 21, 2026 02:40 PM (E8rzK)

61 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:38 PM (XJ22o

I doubt that. Maybe they were prepared to slime the victim and the prosecution knew there was enough evidence that the character issue did not matter. That's my guess. I sincerely doubt this was some racial Django KKK vengeance.

Guy is ready to lick the blade and THAT MORNING someone decides to call him n?

Nahhh

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 02:40 PM (cpajc)

62
I don't give a flying fuck if Metcalf Said Mean Things when he was younger.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

==============

I don't, but I do. It's not relevant to the case, but it is relevant to how we're educating young people.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (XJ22o)

63 2026: If you get pushed out of a tent obviously you have the right to grab a knife, come back, and stab one of the guys that pushed you because you feared for your life.

2013: Just because a guy jumped you, knocked you to the ground, and was ground pounding you is no reason to respond with a weapon, some times you have to take a beating

Posted by: The FNM at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

64 Sorry, "low key" is out of fashion now. For a while about 4 years ago it meant, "of a moderately low level" then 3 years ago it meant "an ironically large amount". Now it is not used and is abandoned.
Posted by: banana Dream - Your Trusted Zillennial News Source at August 21, 2026 02:34 PM (3uBP9)


C₁ and C₂ are no longer a thing?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (rbvCR)

65 We need more Cuban Doctors. Visit costs a Coca-Cola.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (2MN4W)

66 >>> 56 Pro-tip: Start your race war after you obtain a majority of the population.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

I have seen it claimed elsewhere that some people believe they previously *were* in the majority in the US as a whole, yet they don't seem to grasp the implications of that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (+fdRY)

67 Monster should be shived in the yard by fellow inmate who licks the shiv.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (ZVgZ4)

68 >>I went from paying $2500 a year ti $25000 year!


But, you got to keep your Doctor!

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (pbpqV)

69 If you are offended by tarantula hair either defend your life or GTFO.

Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (E8rzK)

70 48 Lol how many clown masks must someone don before it starts to feel natural?

juan (pronounced "one").

Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (v3pYe)

71 Okay, Turley is explaining it. I'm becoming open to the notion that Austin Metcalf dropped the n-word and said some racist stuff, even vile stuff. Whether he did it or not, there are recent examples of kids talking that way and posting it online. what the hell are they thinking? It's a horrible way to think, a horrible way to talk, and stupid as fuck to commit it to the Eternal Internet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:38 PM (XJ22o)


OTOH, there's no evidence that Anthony knew about any of it so, even if you try to portray him as Black Panther, you've got the issue that he started shit with intent to stab.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

72 I have seen it claimed elsewhere that some people believe they previously *were* in the majority in the US as a whole, yet they don't seem to grasp the implications of that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (+fdRY)

People claim a lot of things. People are idiots.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

73 There weren't any blacks on the jury because they ADMITTED BIAS and could NOT find a black kid guilty, no matter WHAT the evidence says.

Or they were normal black people who thought "This idiot is 100% guilty. If I vote guilty, the mob will turn on me. How the hell do I get out of this?"

If they actually wanted to hang the jury they never would have said anything.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (0GLZr)

74 The jury pool is now tainted. You'll never get another 'fair' trial anywhere.

Hope the judge knows that and puts an end to this ridiculousness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

75 65 We need more Cuban Doctors. Visit costs a Coca-Cola.
_____

Any chance the Cuban docs are putting rum in it?

Posted by: Cuba Libre, on the rocks, por favor at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Dv3i1)

76 Why did he have a knife?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (2MN4W)

77 > I note that the first reply to this tweet is that Anthony was in the right cuz whitey had it coming.

Many of Anthony's defenders revealed a deeply troubling attitude about self defense and street justice.

It seems like millions of people believe if you *touch* them, they can kill you in response.

Forget all that nonsense about reasonable belief deadly force is necessary. Or that that threat of death or great bodily harm is imminent. Or that the lethal action must be necessary and proportional.

If someone tells you what to do, and you don't want to do it, and they touch you, you can murder the fuck out of them. I'm gobsmacked at all of the people who genuinely believe this.

Another attitude I saw, was even less defensible. The phrase, "stood on business." They say Anthony, "stood on business" when he stabbed a mildly aggressive teen for telling him to move. This seems to be some sort of honor argument. Metcalf told Anthony to do something he didn't want to do and it was dishonorable, so Anthony was justified.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)

78 Here's a changeup:

"Jon Ossoff’s invocation of Natalie Harp was stunningly effective. Democrats must now abandon that and make the election about January 6th and the Mueller Report."

-- David Axelrod 5:29 PM ·Aug 19, 2026 on Bluesky

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (0sNs1)

79 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
New Black Panther Party chairwoman Krystal Muhammad: "Black Power. It's about goddamn time. Our power to the people. That's the first step. Now we need for Karmelo [Anthony] to be released."

-
Black Lives Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (ndZc7)

80 Can't be repeated often enough: If you name your kid some fucktarded shit like 'Karmelo', you might as well just turn him over to the prison system to raise
------

Hm, there might be something to that.

Posted by: Wayne Lee Ray at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (zwp1R)

81 24 Pre Meditated Murder. Federal Charges.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:33 PM (2MN4W)
******
I could be wrong, as I am a lot, but it was premeditated to kill a white person. Not the poor guy who stood up to him. He and Metcalf did not know each other.

He was "on the verge" due to being a thug and mad at gf. He texted this to her and threatened her with stabs of joy as he stalked her.

A vicious, angry, raciss black man who wanted to kill a white person. That was the premeditation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (hzuYO)

82 Apparently, due to the efforts of the media, a not insignificant number of blacks believe that they are the majority in this country.

Also, due to the same media, a similar number of blacks believe that needing a reason to murder someone is White Supremacy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (CHHv1)

83 Blacks need to take ownership of this overwhelming propensity for violence, and do something about it. Whites can't because even noticing it is RACIST!


I will now do the obligatory "I know there are many decent blacks out there...blah, blah, blah". And even though I know there are many, probably the majority, that abhor this behavior, their silence about it says a lot.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (kpi7N)

84 I have seen it claimed elsewhere that some people believe they previously *were* in the majority in the US as a whole, yet they don't seem to grasp the implications of that.


I've seen people claim, apparently seriously, that Washington and Franklin were black

Out: We wuz kangz
In: We wuz prezidentz

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

85 >>This evidence wasn't introduced at trial, because prosecutors and defense agreed that no "character evidence" about any parties in the case, including the victim, would be introduced.

==================

Elric, all is forgiven. Please explain about this sort of legal horse-trading.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:29 PM (XJ22o)
_______

This seems an odd agreement to make. Generally, the prosecution can't introduce "bad character" evidence during its case-in-chief, but is allowed to bring it in to counter certain evidence offered by the defense.

I'm surprised the prosecution would agree -- ahead of time -- to not bring in this incredibly damning evidence that shows K-Ant to be a dangerous, bloodthirsty lunatic.

I wonder if there was something in the victim's past that the prosecution was worried about. By all accounts, Metcalf was a boy scout. There would seem to be no need for the prosecution to worry about any character evidence about him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

86 >>> 73 There weren't any blacks on the jury because they ADMITTED BIAS and could NOT find a black kid guilty, no matter WHAT the evidence says.
==
Or they were normal black people who thought "This idiot is 100% guilty. If I vote guilty, the mob will turn on me. How the hell do I get out of this?"

If they actually wanted to hang the jury they never would have said anything.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 21, 2026 02:42 PM (0GLZr)

Yep. Both can be possibilities. Probably even more variations, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (+fdRY)

87 If we want to keep our society together, we are going to have to start speaking some hard truths in council meetings, work, church, the store…everywhere.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (yTtNX)

88 I have seen it claimed elsewhere that some people believe they previously *were* in the majority in the US as a whole, yet they don't seem to grasp the implications of that.
_____

*brushes imaginary dust of shoulder*

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)

89
I sincerely doubt this was some racial Django KKK vengeance.

Posted by: ...

==============

Oh, no way in hell, and I would never suggest that. But these days, a defense team could make anything of it. "In Karmelo Anthony's world, a privileged white boy could use words that, not many years ago, got Black people lynched. WHAT was he to make of one such privileged white, coming at him with harmful intent?" etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

90 Wait, why was this NOT in the trial? It shows premeditation. He THOUGHT and wrote about killing people with a knife.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (mP0Kj)

91 >>> 84
==
I've seen people claim, apparently seriously, that Washington and Franklin were black

Out: We wuz kangz
In: We wuz prezidentz
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

They were! Woukld you like some images?

Posted by: googlag's Gemini, by and for SMAHHHHRRT people at August 21, 2026 02:45 PM (+fdRY)

92 Guy is ready to lick the blade and THAT MORNING someone decides to call him n?

Nahhh

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 02:40 PM (cpajc)

Don't know, don't care. He could have called him the worst slur and all manner of debasing, dehumanizing things. As you and Ace put it, no reason was required.

And no amount of mean words justifies murder, premeditated or otherwise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 02:45 PM (dK+Kv)

93 I rather refuse to believe that if such "stuff" existed, the defense would not have found a way to leak it if they couldn't directly bring it up in court. Am I too cynical?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (XJ22o)


You are too cynical. And we are too soft.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 02:45 PM (ZVgZ4)

94 > There weren't any blacks on the jury because they ADMITTED BIAS and could NOT find a black kid guilty, no matter WHAT the evidence says.

I don't know if that's entirely true. I know some of the black jury members were dismissed because they were "educators" and the prosecution thought they would be too soft-hearted and biased toward a student.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (mkw2N)

95 "When I Stab Someone I'm Going to Lick the Blood Off the Blade"

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Also, in case there are any doubts, The Blade was not involved in any licking by this deranged homosexual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

96 @townhallcom
New Black Panther Party chairwoman Krystal Muhammad: "Black Power. It's about goddamn time. Our power to the people. That's the first step. Now we need for Karmelo [Anthony] to be released."



That's not how it works in a civil society, you piece of shit. GFY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

97 "We need more Cuban Doctors."

My PCP is from Peru. He's OK, but I can't use any of my Shining Path jokes around him.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

98
incredibly damning evidence

Posted by: Elric The Blade

=============

Thank you. It seems like a downright dereliction of justice. Something the jury absolutely should have heard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (XJ22o)

99 "When I Stab Someone I'm Going to Lick the Blood Off the Blade"

you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

Posted by: Khorne at August 21, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

100 I have this nasty feeling that the Cuban doctors, whose pay was being skimmed heavily by the Cuban state, were being subsidized by USAID money that was being paid out, supposedly, for various NGO grants to improve health in various Latin America and African governments.

And the death of most of USAID is one of the leading reasons Cuba is going broke, today.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

101 I wonder what kind of shenanigans Austin Metcalf has in his file. Remembering my younger brother and his friends, joyriding and taking an ax to the firebox up the road.

They got caught when they did a drive by afterwards, while the cops were there, and of course the ax was in the back seat.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (w6EFb)

102 Who cares? Even if this new damning evidence is allowed, the whole point of the new trial is to get a black juror or jurors involved who will vote to acquit him.

Posted by: janmarch at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (7iM56)

103 I'm done with sparing minors from the death penalty this shitbag needs to die.

Also that shitbag who was one of the Beltway snipers.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

104 It's not relevant to the case, but it is relevant to how we're educating young people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM (XJ22o)


I hate to say it but the internet is educating young people. You can see plenty of videos which would lead you to have certain opinions about specific groups. Being around enough of the thuggish types in school, as is likely the case, would exacerbate the issue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

105 How ugly are things gonna get? Real ugly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (cIy7m)

106 > I wonder if there was something in the victim's past that the prosecution was worried about. By all accounts, Metcalf was a boy scout.

Maybe they found something that could possibly be painted as racist and they didn't want to get into a mud-fight.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)

107 Blacks need to take ownership of this overwhelming propensity for violence, and do something about it. Whites can't because even noticing it is RACIST!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (kpi7N)

lol, good one, racist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

108 22 I rather refuse to believe that if such "stuff" existed, the defense would not have found a way to leak it if they couldn't directly bring it up in court. Am I too cynical?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (XJ22o)

The media was revelling in it last night: graffiti w KKK; bullying a girl, calling a teacher a bitch, pushing someone. All young teen bad behavior, but certainly nothing to justify his death. I think the prosecution agreed to the deal, knowing the media would do their best to destroy Austin’s memory.

Posted by: EveR at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (VzIDi)

109 My PCP is from Peru. He's OK, but I can't use any of my Shining Path jokes around him.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (Jr5Lq)


Chances are that he will find them funny. If that doesn't work, make fun of the Bolivian navy.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

110 "I'm done with sparing minors from the death penalty"

Abolish the 'juvenile justice system.' Abolish parole. Build more prisons.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

111 Yeah. He's a bloodthirsty psychopath. That much was established by the guilt verdict in the murder trial for his stabbing of a boy at a track meet.

The State of Texas saw fit to give this Rhodes Scholar a slap on the wrist - 17 years - for a senseless murder.

But now bloggers have to defend that laughable sentence because the justice system in liberal Texas will definitely see fit to hear the little monster's appeal, with the most liberal ear.

It's horseshit. This stupid little sonofabitch would get a minimum of 51 years in my State, and more likely, he'd get life without possibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

112 Just get drunk, call her a whore to your buddies and fuck some girl you won't tell anyone about.

Kids today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2026 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

113 Of course Washington and Franklin are black! Just like Hamilton! Look at their portraits on the $1, $100, and $10 bills: if that ain’t black, you ain’t voting for Biden!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (ZVgZ4)

114 You could cut your tongue.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (2MN4W)

115 On a happier note, Patty Murray knows how to solve the debt problem.

Senator Patty Murray
@PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

116 I'd like to stab these pop up ads. Then lick the blade like I do after spreading mayo

Posted by: Car Mello yellow at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (HcoTw)

117 It's interesting that this double standard shit is going on when the Chauvin case is once more being looked at.

Seems the State did not put the case before a Grand Jury, and so by State law there never should have been charges filed.

And it looks like Trump is willing to do a Pardon on the Fed charges...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)

118 I like the grand strategy of the defense was to try and convince the jury that Kamelo's nickname was "Melo."

You know, like he was a cool, mellow dude.

That they did their whole line of questioning referring to him as "Melo".

And every witness was like, "nah, nobody really called him by that."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (3cUTc)

119 My PCP is from Peru.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

Do they make the best? How do you judge the vintage of Angel Dust?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

120 End Foo Stamps.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (2MN4W)

121 This is the same attitude for why so many blacks get killed by law enforcement. They think you're "soft" and lose face if you comply, so it ends in tragedy.

Posted by: Leupold at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (eIzlH)

122 Of course Washington and Franklin are black! Just like Hamilton! Look at their portraits on the $1, $100, and $10 bills: if that ain’t black, you ain’t voting for Biden!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

At the time he was President, Warren Harding was rumored to have some black ancestry. He may have even thought so himself.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

123 I'd like to stab these pop up ads. Then lick the blade like I do after spreading mayo
Posted by: Car Mello yellow at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (HcoTw)

Or peanut butter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

124 @PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts.
____

2020 fed spending $3.5t
2025 fed spending $7.0t

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)

125 I thought "low key" was a racist reference to norse mythology.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 02:52 PM (2ap+5)

126 >>> 115 On a happier note, Patty Murray knows how to solve the debt problem.

Senator Patty Murray
@PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

Of course, you stupid cunt, *spending* has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Although we should have had a much greater spending reduction with the sqaushing of USAIDs, but somehow I doubt she wants *that* to stay gone.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 02:52 PM (+fdRY)

127 120 End Foo Stamps.
Posted by: Boss Moss

We should do this anyway, but Karmelo's family was middle class I believe.
End HR positions and government-employee unions, and you might be able to hit the Anthonys were they live.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (88C+u)

128 Could be a spending problem.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (2MN4W)

129 124 @PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts.
____

2020 fed spending $3.5t
2025 fed spending $7.0t
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Dv3i1)

Not both Parties spending? interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (mP0Kj)

130 The State of Texas saw fit to give this Rhodes Scholar a slap on the wrist - 17 years - for a senseless murder.

But now bloggers have to defend that laughable sentence because the justice system in liberal Texas will definitely see fit to hear the little monster's appeal, with the most liberal ear.

It's horseshit. This stupid little sonofabitch would get a minimum of 51 years in my State, and more likely, he'd get life without possibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)


The jury set the sentence, not the Liberal State of Texas. Further, the defense has shown no reason why the Liberal State of Texas should grant a re-trial with only registered black Democrats on the jury. Further further, the idea that you state, whatever it might be, would stand up, pound its chest and shout, "throw him under the prison", is foolish.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

131
The media was revelling in it last night: graffiti w KKK; bullying a girl, calling a teacher a bitch, pushing someone. All young teen bad behavior, but certainly nothing to justify his death. I think the prosecution agreed to the deal, knowing the media would do their best to destroy Austin’s memory.
Posted by: EveR

================

Interesting. I can actually see a case. "Karmelo Anthony was marginalized in a world of Austin Metcalf's making."

It's happening with the Jason Arday worship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (XJ22o)

132 "make fun of the Bolivian navy."

'In the Bolivian Navy, getting promoted from Captain to Admiral doesn't require sea experience—just a very good pair of hiking boots and a map to the nearest puddle.'

The Bolivian Navy patrols Lake Titicaca. It's true, and marginally funny in itself.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

133 Yuutes say low key all the time. Is there a high key as well?

Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 02:54 PM (ebQ8P)

134 At least half the black population would acquit if they were on a jury just to "even the score". It's messed up but that is how they think thanks in part to the media that constantly reinforces this attitude.

Posted by: Leupold at August 21, 2026 02:54 PM (eIzlH)

135 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

LOL and I didn't mean to imply that *you* thought he was a vigilante race hero even in his mind, but just the possibility the defense could bring that up I don't even buy.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 02:55 PM (cpajc)

136 The defense and Karmelo's family desperately wanted an OJ jury. Their bad luck that they got one, including minorities, that based their verdict on the testimony, the facts presented, and the law.

It is really bad to think that Karmelo's family would have been perfectly fine with him being found not guilty and being released after killing another teenager. According to Karmelo's mother's press conference, he was raised in a two parent home, church going, raised with values and respect, blah, blah. Sure.

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

137 In Patty Murray's defense, her IQ is equal to a cocker spaniel. Maybe she thinks tax cuts qualify as spending.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 02:55 PM (Dv3i1)

138 "Before the murder, Karmelo Anthony was obsessed with knives and the idea of stabbing someone to death. And also provoking fights which would give him the opportunity to commit murder."

This is just normal growing up behavior, for black youth. Same with Trayvon, Gently Giant Brown, Saint Floyd, Bad Bad Leroy Brown. Killing white people is a right of passage.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2026 02:55 PM (vbXSk)

139 Another Youtube video showed his text messages, but he wrote "there blood," so not only is Karmelo a homicidal psychopath, but also an illiterate retard.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (XMwZJ)

140 Karmelo was planning to lick blood off Elric?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (v8+Kf)

141 Have you guys seen videos of the grappler device police are using to end vehicle pursuits? It's been around for a few years now. It's so much better than the PIT maneuver. It causes less vehicle damage, there's less danger to oncoming traffic. It stops the chase immediately.

I've seen several videos where a car gets PIT-ed multiple times, and the driver just takes off in the other direction. You have to cause the vehicle to crash, get hung up on something, or disable it to the point it can't go anymore.

This is great.
http://tiny.cc/yg29101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (mkw2N)

142 I thought "low key" was a racist reference to norse mythology.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 02:52 PM (2ap+5)


In reconstructed Proto Indo european, the word for Salmon is something like LOKI, and is the root of words like "lox"

I find this fascinating because the Norse character Loki, in the myth "Otter's Blood Price" Loki is caught in a net, and one of his symbols is the net, or knots


Otter's Blood Price is also, in a Germanic version, is the initiating element in Wagners Ring Cycle, where the Dark Elf, Albrecht, curses a gold ring that is lost in the Rhine.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

143 Milk Duds > Caramello > Karmelo

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

144
I like the grand strategy of the defense was to try and convince the jury that Kamelo's nickname was "Melo."

You know, like he was a cool, mellow dude.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

==================

That is so fucking Johnnie Cochranesque.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (XJ22o)

145 Lake Titicaca: hee hee!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

146 When he gets out of jail he will still be young enough to kill some one and probably will..

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (YwEeS)

147 Patty Murray famously argued the reason Osama was so popular in the middle east is that he built day care centers there

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

148 I have this nasty feeling that the Cuban doctors, whose pay was being skimmed heavily by the Cuban state, were being subsidized by USAID money that was being paid out, supposedly, for various NGO grants to improve health in various Latin America and African governments.

And the death of most of USAID is one of the leading reasons Cuba is going broke, today.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:47 PM (rbvCR)

That and us shutting off the Maduro pipeline of oil/drug money/sanction busting smuggling.

Communism is amazing that it can turn a land of abundant food exporting to a starving waste in only a few years.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)

149 78 Here's a changeup:

"Jon Ossoff’s invocation of Natalie Harp was stunningly effective. Democrats must now abandon that and make the election about January 6th and the Mueller Report."

-- David Axelrod 5:29 PM ·Aug 19, 2026 on Bluesky
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM (0sNs1)


wat

No really, I can't even begin to parse that. Is he being sarcastic? Half-sarcastic, and if so, which half? He might as well be speaking Latin: the words sound familiar, but I'm not sure what he means.

Posted by: Flock Group Inc., d/b/a Flock Safety at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (L3Npt)

150 Off, vile panopticon sock!

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (L3Npt)

151 102 Who cares? Even if this new damning evidence is allowed, the whole point of the new trial is to get a black juror or jurors involved who will vote to acquit him.
Posted by: janmarch
======
Texas judges are elected. That makes them less than sympathetic to let loose a murdering thug like Karmelo. Prediction, Karmelo's appeal is not going anywhere. And the Texas Court of Criminal Justice is even less likely to overturn the verdict.

Karmelo pulled his shit in the wrong state, he shoulda moved to Massachusetts where they apparently like murderers.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)

152 Need tp for the bunghole.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (2MN4W)

153
KARMELO

The Murdering Psychopath With The Delightful Nougaty Center!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (iJfKG)

154 @85 Elric , looks like the prosecutors wanted to avoid racial issues. They didn't want blowups in the community. Not necessarily a good idea , but no reason for reversal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (rp63B)

155
This is great.
http://tiny.cc/yg29101
Posted by: bonhomme

================

Whoa, that's James Bond!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (XJ22o)

156 At least half the black population would acquit if they were on a jury just to "even the score". It's messed up but that is how they think thanks in part to the media that constantly reinforces this attitude.

Posted by: Leupold at August 21, 2026 02:54 PM (eIzlH)



My epiphany on this happened when they read the OJ verdict. The MSM were covering different venues - all black and all white. When the verdict was announced the white venues were quiet and most just hung heir heads. The black venues erupted like they'd just won the Super Bowl. That's when I realized something was seriously wrong in the country.


It's only gotten worse since.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (kpi7N)

157 FREE MUMIA!!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske)

158 Aspiring rap artist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

159 I like the grand strategy of the defense was to try and convince the jury that Kamelo's nickname was "Melo."

You know, like he was a cool, mellow dude.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

==================

That is so fucking Johnnie Cochranesque.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (XJ22o)

Melo was the nickname of the NBA superstar Carmelo Anthony.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

160 The Bolivian Navy patrols Lake Titicaca. It's true, and marginally funny in itself.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (Jr5Lq)


Well, also the upper reaches of the Amazon, but they have a number of admirals who wear dress whites when not on Sea duty, and they will defiantly get actual, you know, ships when Peru gives them back their coastline.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)

161
No really, I can't even begin to parse that. Is he being sarcastic? Half-sarcastic, and if so, which half? He might as well be speaking Latin: the words sound familiar, but I'm not sure what he means.
Posted by: Flock Group

Past by his sell by date. Obama's term in office ended in 2016, Axlerod last won a presidential reelection for him in 2012. Old political consultants age like sour milk. Just ask Mr. Turdblossom, Karl Rove about his recent successes.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)

162 When does Skittles get out?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 03:00 PM (2MN4W)

163 "@PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts."

In Patty's Commie World, the people should own nothing. Everything For the State, Nothing Against the State.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2026 03:00 PM (vbXSk)

164 Even if this new damning evidence is allowed, the whole point of the new trial is to get a black juror or jurors involved who will vote to acquit him.
Posted by: janmarch


The best they could hope for would be a hung jury. I don't see the prosecutor dropping the case. I doubt the pro-bono legal team wants to represent him a couple dozen times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:00 PM (ExV1e)

165 "Blacks need to take ownership of this overwhelming propensity for violence, and do something about it."

I don't know how, individually, they can do that. I, as a white person, can't think of a single thing I personally can do to stop white murderers. All I can do is eschew murder myself.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

166
wat

No really, I can't even begin to parse that. Is he being sarcastic? Half-sarcastic, and if so, which half? He might as well be speaking Latin: the words sound familiar, but I'm not sure what he means.
Posted by: Flock Group Inc.

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I don't get it either. Cannot fit those pieces together at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (XJ22o)

167 Karmelo was planning to lick blood off Elric?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (v8+Kf)
____________

See The Blade's comment above!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

168 Point of Order: The style guide mandates that the word "Titicaca" must always carry the suffix "-AOC."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

169 No really, I can't even begin to parse that. Is he being sarcastic? Half-sarcastic, and if so, which half? He might as well be speaking Latin: the words sound familiar, but I'm not sure what he means.
Posted by: Flock Group Inc., d/b/a Flock Safety at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (L3Npt)

especially since I am only vaguely aware of who any of these people are including Axelrod. I mean corrupt adviser of Clinton/Hilary/Obama? Which is it? At some point you gotta retire with your leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

170 @townhallcom
New Black Panther Party chairwoman Krystal Muhammad: "Black Power. It's about goddamn time. Our power to the people. That's the first step. Now we need for Karmelo [Anthony] to be released."

Krystal Muhammed looks like she rose to the top by eating her competition

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (Ex7A5)

171 "Well, also the upper reaches of the Amazon, but they have a number of admirals who wear dress whites when not on Sea duty, and they will defiantly get actual, you know, ships when Peru gives them back their coastline."

Why do Bolivian sailors wear pristine white uniforms? So the reflection off the salt flats blinds the enemy before they realize there's no water.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

172
Melo was the nickname of the NBA superstar Carmelo Anthony.
Posted by: Oldcat

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100% they wanted some wholesome, accomplished association with the Karmelo the Killer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (XJ22o)

173 139 Another Youtube video showed his text messages, but he wrote "there blood," so not only is Karmelo a homicidal psychopath, but also an illiterate retard.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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The two are highly correlated. Only stupid people think they can stab someone with plenty of normie witnesses and get away with it.

That crap only happens in thug neighborhoods with the no snitch rule and not even there reliably.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

174 Further further, the idea that you state, whatever it might be, would stand up, pound its chest and shout, "throw him under the prison", is foolish.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

Wrong.

Karmelo was convicted for murder. Not 2nd degree. None of that shit.

My state *requires* a minimum of 51 years without possibility, with the often used extension to life without possibility, and the less often used option for the death penalty.

It's not a joke, here.

Not like in liberal Texas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)

175 Otter's Blood Price is also, in a Germanic version, is the initiating element in Wagners Ring Cycle, where the Dark Elf, Albrecht, curses a gold ring that is lost in the Rhine.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)
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Say, I could use that in a little story I'm writing...

Posted by: Professor Tolkien at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (FZ29D)

176 "@PattyMurray
REMINDER: The single biggest driver of our national debt for the last 25 YEARS have been Republican-led tax cuts."

In Patty's Commie World, the people should own nothing. Everything For the State, Nothing Against the State.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2026 03:00 PM (vbXSk)

She hasn't had a hit in decades and is Canadian.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (uhVAy)

177 165 "Blacks need to take ownership of this overwhelming propensity for violence, and do something about it."

I don't know how, individually, they can do that. I, as a white person, can't think of a single thing I personally can do to stop white murderers. All I can do is eschew murder myself.
Posted by: gp
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If on a jury, you vote for the evidence, not the racial bullshit. That is what you can do about it.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)

178
80 Can't be repeated often enough: If you name your kid some fucktarded shit like 'Karmelo', you might as well just turn him over to the prison system to raise
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Hm, there might be something to that.
Posted by: Wayne Lee Ray at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM

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The name is kind of like Caramel. Brown candy. I'm OK with that.

Posted by: Bubba, Cell Block D at August 21, 2026 03:03 PM (2qhzn)

179 I don't know how, individually, they can do that. I, as a white person, can't think of a single thing I personally can do to stop white murderers. All I can do is eschew murder myself.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (Jr5Lq)



I'm not saying individually. They sure seem to know how to turn out a mob when it suits them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:03 PM (kpi7N)

180 I'm back, bitches!

Posted by: The green dildo at August 21, 2026 03:03 PM (cIy7m)

181
This is great.
http://tiny.cc/yg29101
Posted by: bonhomme

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Whoa, that's James Bond!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Or better still, that's ACME!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 03:04 PM (XJ22o)

182 4gvwrtgvwvg
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
........

Karmelo trying to spell his name?

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 03:05 PM (UjdFS)

183 Patty Murrey is an economic illiterate. There are countless studies that show that the economic growth spurred by tax cuts results in more, not less, tax revenue; it's just a smaller share of a much larger economy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 21, 2026 03:05 PM (XMwZJ)

184 "Well, also the upper reaches of the Amazon, but they have a number of admirals who wear dress whites when not on Sea duty, and they will defiantly get actual, you know, ships when Peru gives them back their coastline."

Why do Bolivian sailors wear pristine white uniforms? So the reflection off the salt flats blinds the enemy before they realize there's no water.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

Bolivia and Paraguay fought a war over oil in the Chaco region in the 30s IIRC. The affair trickled out when they checked again and there was no oil in the Chaco region.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

185 297 Vindictive prosecution is putting a guy in prison for contempt of Congress. et al
Posted by: Vengeance
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Follow up, Search assist:

Peter Navarro
Position: Former trade adviser - Conviction: Criminal contempt of Congress - Sentence: Four months - Report Date: March 19, 2026

Steve Bannon
Position: Former White House adviser - Conviction: Contempt of Congress - Sentence: Four months - Report Date: 2022 (exact date not specified)

Michael Cohen
Position: Former personal lawyer - Conviction: Campaign finance violations, lying to Congress- Sentence: Three years- Released: 2021

Paul Manafort
Position: Former campaign chairman- Conviction: Bank and tax fraud- Sentence: 7.5 years- Released: Pardoned in December 2020 after serving nearly two years

George Papadopoulos
Position: Former campaign advisor-Conviction: Lying to investigators- Sentence: 14 days (served 12 days)- Released: Pardoned in December 2020

Roger Stone
Position: Longtime associate- Conviction: Obstruction of justice, lying to Congress- Sentence: Over three years- Released: Sentence commuted in July 2020, later pardoned

cont

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (3oLMy)

186 Rick Gates
Position: Deputy campaign chairman- Conviction: Conspiracy, lying to the FBI- Sentence: 45 days

Allen Weisselberg
Position: Former CFO of Trump Organization- Conviction: Perjury, tax fraud- Sentence: Five months (two separate sentences)

This list highlights the legal troubles faced by individuals closely associated with Trump, ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (3oLMy)

187 146 When he gets out of jail he will still be young enough to kill some one and probably will..
Posted by: steevy

Texas prison ages you--it is not one of the kindlier gentlier prisons found in blue states where they give passports to murderers and a weekend off at the mental health treatment center. With his attitude and stupidity, he may get shanked in the first couple of years to teach him manners.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

188
O.J. walking should have been a wake up moment.

But let's just keep pretending about who's really privileged.

Posted by: Auspex at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL)

189 just getting in...has anybody suggested he get the death penalty this time around? That 35 years would be cut in half and then more time off for good behavior and he'll walk in 10-13 years as it was

Posted by: DanMan at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (8uzBS)

190 Karmelo was convicted for murder. Not 2nd degree. None of that shit.

My state *requires* a minimum of 51 years without possibility, with the often used extension to life without possibility, and the less often used option for the death penalty.

It's not a joke, here.

Not like in liberal Texas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (BI5O2)


Well... I'd be willing to bet that the definitions of murder in your state differ from that of liberal Texas so he may have been tried at murder 2 there. Given that Anthony was 17 at the time of the crime, the death penalty could not be given... even in your hardcore, ultra-conservative state. Still, I agree that Texas is a disgustingly liberal state, filled with liberals, and diluting the true blood of Americans everywhere. You should never visit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ExV1e)

191 How did a kid from such a nice middle-class family (Karmelo) turn out to be such an asshole?

Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (rJ48h)

192 I guess the cop needs some more range time.

Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off

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Could've at least taken his dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)

193 Not sure why his defense team thought asking for a new trial when they knew all of this new evidence would come out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (cpFbA)

194 3pm news

CBC - Tariff agreement continuing
CNN - Ballroom, Harp
MS Now - that subhuman bitch Katy Tur with some Trump aide - Natalie Harp - insinuations.

"CNN has not confirmed that she sent these letters to Trump" but we're reporting it as truth anyways. Where are a group of pissed off muslims when you want them to go all apeshit?

Fox - Clancy.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (Sco7b)

195 I don't know how, individually, they can do that. I, as a white person, can't think of a single thing I personally can do to stop white murderers. All I can do is eschew murder myself.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (Jr5Lq)


I'm not saying individually. They sure seem to know how to turn out a mob when it suits them.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:03 PM (kpi7N)

I don't think it is particularly difficult to not cheer on white murderers to the point of insanity, and you'd think the black leadership could do the same thing since old Melo would have been slicing and dicing his own race if he hadn't tripped over a white dude.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (uhVAy)

196 If on a jury, you vote for the evidence, not the racial bullshit. That is what you can do about it.
Posted by: whig

We agree! But there are exceptions.....
-Women supporting the woman who strangled her 3 kids

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (Dv3i1)

197 Karmelo Anthony was apparently a ticking time bomb.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (qBdHI)

198 The Bolivian Navy patrols Lake Titicaca. It's true, and marginally funny in itself.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 02:53 PM (Jr5Lq)


Many an XYZ County Navy patrols the XYZ River, but they're formally the XYZ County Sheriff's Office. So I had to look it up, and landlocked Bolivia actually calls it a Navy. That is next level.

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (L3Npt)

199 just getting in...has anybody suggested he get the death penalty this time around? That 35 years would be cut in half and then more time off for good behavior and he'll walk in 10-13 years as it was
Posted by: DanMan at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (8uzBS)


He cannot be given the death penalty. It is not permitted. It is not Texas' choice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (ExV1e)

200 I guess the cop needs some more range time.

Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off

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Could've at least taken his dick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)

They were just testing if the hypnotism is working its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)

201 >>>Krystal Muhammed looks like she rose to the top by eating her competition
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (Ex7A5)
*****
Thanks for posting that. I needed a good laugh today and it worked.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 21, 2026 03:09 PM (rYAxc)

202 Say, I could use that in a little story I'm writing...
Posted by: Professor Tolkien at August 21, 2026 03:02 PM (FZ29D)


I bought a book that was placed on the Pontic steppes, just as the Yamnaya culture was moving out from the river bottoms and . . . It was based on Beowulf. The entire story was based around Beowulf. Completely wrong era for that story, which is an Iron age saga, and the author did very little to adapt it other than try to put archeological elements of the Yamnaya and similar culture technology and lifeways that were mostly Mongol.
What a mess.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:09 PM (rbvCR)

203 I'm not saying individually. They sure seem to know how to turn out a mob when it suits them.
Posted by: Chairborne!.
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And eventually you get tit for tat. There is a common conceit among uneducated blacks that they are at least fifty percent of the country's population because all many see in inner cities are other blacks. Infotainment feeds that sense too.

I see a tragedy coming and the racial hucksters will disappear into the woodwork to count their money if it starts.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:10 PM (E4rtv)

204 just getting in...has anybody suggested he get the death penalty this time around? That 35 years would be cut in half and then more time off for good behavior and he'll walk in 10-13 years as it was
Posted by: DanMan at August 21, 2026 03:06 PM (8uzBS)
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No death penalty if murderer is under 18 the time of the murder. SC ruling. Not even the reddest states can do anything about it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

205 Could've at least taken his dick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)
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You can't go around shooting people in the dick!!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (amcLV)

206 In fact Dems say that tax cuts are spending all the time. Spending money they took from us.and.giving it.back.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (bX16E)

207 I bought a book that was placed on the Pontic steppes, just as the Yamnaya culture was moving out from the river bottoms and . . . It was based on Beowulf. The entire story was based around Beowulf. Completely wrong era for that story, which is an Iron age saga, and the author did very little to adapt it other than try to put archeological elements of the Yamnaya and similar culture technology and lifeways that were mostly Mongol.
What a mess.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:09 PM (rbvCR)

Must have been awkward when Grendel's mom tried to drag Beowulf down into a bog and there weren't any on the steppes.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (uhVAy)

208 Real dangerous criminal identified.

Podcaster Jennifer Welch says "Erika Kirk" Christianity is more dangerous than Islam

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

209
Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off

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Could've at least taken his dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah?
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You want the cops to shoot the hostage in the dick?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (3oLMy)

210 You should never visit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ExV1e

I've driven through. It's OK. I hope I don't have to, either, but if I do, it better be in the fall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (BI5O2)

211 Could've at least taken his dick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (ndZc7)
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You can't go around shooting people in the dick!!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (amcLV)
______

"Fuck you!"

-- Robocop

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

212 194 3pm news

CBC - Tariff agreement continuing
CNN - Ballroom, Harp
MS Now - that subhuman bitch Katy Tur with some Trump aide - Natalie Harp - insinuations.

"CNN has not confirmed that she sent these letters to Trump" but we're reporting it as truth anyways. Where are a group of pissed off muslims when you want them to go all apeshit?

Fox - Clancy.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 21, 2026 03:07 PM (Sco7b)

re: Harp. Let's assume for a nanosecond that an 80-year old Trump - the most photographed person on the planet - wants to have an affair with an employee when the guy's wife lives in the same house as he does and has a TV. Why, why, why would he flaunt that in public like that? Even if you were born yesterday, that just doesn't make any sense? The media are beclowning themselves every day they continue to broadcast this nonsense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (163mY)

213 Remember:
Blacks were given, literally handed to them overnight, a fully-functional, 1st world country, with a nuclear weapons program and even a space program--and they fucked it up and made it one of the most dangerous countries in the world that can't even keep the electricity on.

That is South Africa.
And every other African country that was "de-colonialized"

That is what believing their greedy lies about racism and slavery and all that is what's holding them back results in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 03:13 PM (3cUTc)

214 In fact Dems say that tax cuts are spending all the time. Spending money they took from us.and.giving it.back.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (bX16E)

They also say spending is an 'investment'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:13 PM (uhVAy)

215 197 Karmelo Anthony was apparently a ticking time bomb.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (qBdHI)


He belongs pressed against a sweaty Mohammadan chest?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:13 PM (L3Npt)

216 199 just getting in...has anybody suggested he get the death penalty this time around? That 35 years would be cut in half and then more time off for good behavior and he'll walk in 10-13 years as it was
Posted by: DanMan
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Scotus via the putrid Justice Kennedy plus the libs on teh court banned it. Same as he voted to ban death penalty for child rapists and ditto with libs on the court. He should have never sat on that court.

He and Sandra Day O'Conner were mistakes to be put on the bench by Reagan. Bush I put weirdo confirmed bachelor Souter on the court and about gave us two bad Scotus justices instead of just Roberts.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:13 PM (E4rtv)

217 As a contrast with Karmelo you've got a significant contingent of the woman-o-sphere defending a woman who murdered her own kids right now.

How do normal people deal with a corrupt media/NGOs/Dem party in either of these cases?

Vote right? Well, maybe, but I suspect your average black urban voter has a lot less control of who their "elected" representatives in government are then Karen McAWFL does.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

218 And eventually you get tit for tat. There is a common conceit among uneducated blacks that they are at least fifty percent of the country's population because all many see in inner cities are other blacks. Infotainment feeds that sense too.

I see a tragedy coming and the racial hucksters will disappear into the woodwork to count their money if it starts.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:10 PM (E4rtv)



As someone posted earlier, if you want to start a race war, make sure you have a majority of the population.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:14 PM (kpi7N)

219 Real dangerous criminal identified.

Podcaster Jennifer Welch says "Erika Kirk" Christianity is more dangerous than Islam
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

Of course they say that about every other kind of Christianity as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

220 In fact Dems say that tax cuts are spending all the time. Spending money they took from us.and.giving it.back.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2026 03:12 PM (bX16E)

They also say spending is an 'investment'
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:13 PM (uhVAy)
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Dems aren't known for their economic acumen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (FZ29D)

221 We agree! But there are exceptions.....
-Women supporting the woman who strangled her 3 kids
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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They get all male juries.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (E4rtv)

222 Aspiring rapper. Just turning his life around. He dindu nuffin. White boy deserved cause he was dissin him. Slavery. Reparations.

Posted by: Usual Reasons at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (V362x)

223 As someone posted earlier, if you want to start a race war, make sure you have a majority of the population.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:14 PM (kpi7N)

Also better to have some access to some farmers to make you some food...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

224 Podcaster Jennifer Welch says "Erika Kirk" Christianity is more dangerous than Islam

This woman is one fire!

And literally will be in 20 years after she has a bathtub fall and her cats eat her.

Posted by: Stan at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

225 Many an XYZ County Navy patrols the XYZ River, but they're formally the XYZ County Sheriff's Office. So I had to look it up, and landlocked Bolivia actually calls it a Navy. That is next level.
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (L3Npt)


Not so much, Bolivia had a navy and a coastline, but got into a war with Peru and Chile, in the War of the Pacific, over the Guano islands and shore deposits. In that war, what Peru was not given access to by Bolivia in the fight against Chile, was taken by Chile, the premier Navy in South America. Bolivia also made the mistake of following this up with an attack on Peru, and then insisting that the treaty between Chile and Peru include the return of Bolivian territory.
So they do have a naval tradition, unlike Paraguay. Who also have a navy, and also beat Bolivia in a war

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (rbvCR)

226 196 If on a jury, you vote for the evidence, not the racial bullshit. That is what you can do about it.
Posted by: whig

We agree! But there are exceptions.....
-Women supporting the woman who strangled her 3 kids

Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Every tribe has a subgroup of crazy. The problem is that in today's world crazy is being celebrated not denigrated.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:16 PM (3oLMy)

227 As someone posted earlier, if you want to start a race war, make sure you have a majority of the population.
Posted by: Chairborne!

Well the Hutus had a majority and tried it and still got their asses kicked by the Tutsis. Stupid people instigate mass violence and then get surprised when it comes back to them and bites them in the ass.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)

228 This guy won a new trial just in time to be shown a nut

Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2026 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

229 I don't think the race war they're fomenting is going to go how they anticipate...

I imagine there would be a lot of casualties among liberal white women.

Posted by: weew at August 21, 2026 03:17 PM (3ZF+m)

230 Krystal Muhammed looks like she rose to the top by eating her competition
Posted by: Polka will never die

Oh, Shamu. She walks funny and it must be difficult with that huge, hanging chest of hers. Her big contribution to this discussion, Judge was a racist so Karmelo must be freed. She's a genius!

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

231 The Supreme Court on Friday temporarily allowed construction of the White House ballroom to continue, freezing for now a lower court decision that would have halted work on the project. Chief Justice John Roberts issued a stay that will remain in place until the Supreme Court takes further action. His order is temporary and gives the high court additional time to consider the Justice Department's request to pause a district court's injunction, which was set to take effect at midnight unless the Supreme Court acted.

Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2026 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

232 Of course they say that about every other kind of Christianity as well.

Nah, they love James Talerico Christianity, where God is gay and Jesus is gay and everyone has AIDS.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (2ocoG)

233 I will now do the obligatory "I know there are many decent blacks out there...blah, blah, blah". And even though I know there are many, probably the majority, that abhor this behavior, their silence about it says a lot.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM


Now do us.

Posted by: Moderate Moslems at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (0sNs1)

234 Grant him his new trial. Put the death penalty back in play..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (nbLIj)

235 As someone posted earlier, if you want to start a race war, make sure you have a majority of the population.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:14 PM (kpi7N)


It'd probably be helpful to have people with any knowledge about how to produce food also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (ExV1e)

236 "Do they make the best? How do you judge the vintage of Angel Dust?"

I stopped doing PCP when they started mixing xylazine into it, so my product knowledge is outdated. Formaldehyde sherm sticks might still be OK. Dunno.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

237 So they do have a naval tradition, unlike Paraguay. Who also have a navy, and also beat Bolivia in a war
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:15 PM (rbvCR)

Paraguay is also famous for somehow getting in a war with all their neighbors at the same time and dropping their population from 525k to 221k, most of the dead being men.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

238 As someone posted earlier, if you want to start a race war, make sure you have a majority of the population.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

The majority of weapons!

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 03:20 PM (oiNtH)

239
I didn't fight actual racism and die for this asshole.

Posted by: Martin Luther King at August 21, 2026 03:20 PM (OkYzo)

240 Of course they say that about every other kind of Christianity as well.

Nah, they love James Talerico Christianity, where God is gay and Jesus is gay and everyone has AIDS.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (2ocoG)

They like it because it is a sham, not that it is Christian.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

241 Grant him his new trial. Put the death penalty back in play..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (nbLIj)


The death penalty cannot be given in this case. He was under 18 at the time of the murder.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)

242 230 Krystal Muhammed looks like she rose to the top by eating her competition
Posted by: Polka will never die

I LOVE KRYSTAL!

Thanks to Saint George and 'Me Too!' she could easily be the new DEI Kool-Aid spokesthing breaking though a wall bringing the Kool-aid.

I can hear her bellowing " The only flavor now is black you damn racists!"

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 21, 2026 03:21 PM (Sco7b)

243 234 Grant him his new trial. Put the death penalty back in play..
Posted by: Joe Kidd

Can't. Thug was 17 at the time of the murder, Scotus in one of thecrappy decisions by Justice Kennedy plus the libs, made it cruel and unusual to put yutes to death even if tried by adults. One of Kennedy's last crappy decisions was to ban life in prison without parole sentences to yutes. Another one of his decisions overturned death penalty for child rapists.

Shitty GOPe justice that left a putrid legacy of judicial activism--gay marriage, multiple decisions on criminal justice siding with the libs, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)

244 How ugly are things gonna get? Real ugly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2026 02:48 PM


* puzzled look *

Waffle House Zero ugly?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 03:23 PM (0sNs1)

245 It'd probably be helpful to have people with any knowledge about how to produce food also.
____

If we had only known. Anyway, aluta continua!

Posted by: Zimbabwe at August 21, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

246 C₁ and C₂ are no longer a thing?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 02:41 PM


Since long-drop hanging has been largely abandoned, not really.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 03:24 PM (0sNs1)

247 It'd probably be helpful to have people with any knowledge about how to produce food also.
____

If we had only known. Anyway, aluta continua!
Posted by: Zimbabwe at August 21, 2026 03:23 PM (Dv3i1)

Zimbabwe is a poster nation for Sam Kinnison's YOU LIVE IN A FUKIN DESERT

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

248 It'd probably be helpful to have people with any knowledge about how to produce food also.

Similarly, after having no power 18 hours a day South Africa decided the power company could employ white men again. Now do everything else.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)

249 I don't think black people are going to like the coming race war.

No war is necessary. Just stop giving them things.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (PVBkQ)

250 IAF destroyed a Hezbollah headquarters in Berashit, southern Lebanon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (3oLMy)

251 I have been assured by James Talarico that justice was *not* done in this case.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)

252 Bolivia and Paraguay fought a war over oil in the Chaco region in the 30s IIRC. The affair trickled out when they checked again and there was no oil in the Chaco region.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)


The whole thing turned into battles for fortified water holes in the Chaco, which is in turns a swamp and a desert depending on the season, and where the Bolivians were mostly mountain conscripts who attacked all the locals to chase them away from the waterholes, the Paraguayans mostly used the locals to scout. Also the Bolivian's general staff was run by Ex Imperial German officers who were determined to use the frontal assault on prepared Paraguayan fortifications assure success just like the Western Front.
There is a Paraguayan movie about it on YouTube called SED (Thirst) which was the main killer in the war

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:26 PM (rbvCR)

253 231 The Supreme Court on Friday temporarily allowed construction of the White House ballroom to continue, freezing for now a lower court decision that would have halted work on the project. Chief Justice John Roberts issued a stay that will remain in place until the Supreme Court takes further action. His order is temporary and gives the high court additional time to consider the Justice Department's request to pause a district court's injunction, which was set to take effect at midnight unless the Supreme Court acted.


they're going to do nothing

the building will be completed

it will be a moot question then

"oops we're still thinking about it!"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

254 I'm totally loving this standard that if a white person can be accused of "racism," a black person is entitled to kill him. Does that standard work in the opposite direction, I wonder?

----

Be serious, Ace. Black people can't be racist because of societal power discrepancies or something.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 21, 2026 03:27 PM (TwfGR)

255 BTW, we don't have this vague "simple murder" charge, here. We have 1st degree murder, and 2nd degree. 2nd degree is most simply defined as "setting somebody up to be executed like the Secret Service did with Trump" or "selling a drug addict deadly drugs."

Karmelo would've been hooked up for 1st degree murder here, and given a minimum sentence of 51 years, and that's it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 03:27 PM (BI5O2)

256 Zimbabwe is a poster nation for Sam Kinnison's YOU LIVE IN A FUKIN DESERT
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)


Zimbabwe has significant non-desert areas. Amusingly, they also have a town? named Glenlivet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:27 PM (ExV1e)

257 Similarly, after having no power 18 hours a day South Africa decided the power company could employ white men again. Now do everything else.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)


Did they let the rest of the population know that the white guys who work for the power company should not be murdered?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:28 PM (ExV1e)

258
How about we b***** the little shit and then lift his severed h*** to lick the blade?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2026 03:29 PM (nNolW)

259 I will now do the obligatory "I know there are many decent blacks out there...blah, blah, blah". And even though I know there are many, probably the majority, that abhor this behavior, their silence about it says a lot.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 02:43 PM
__

Some of us have and do speak up.

Unfortunately, the ignants don't listen and don't read.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 03:29 PM (w65YX)

260 Zimbabwe is a poster nation for Sam Kinnison's YOU LIVE IN A FUKIN DESERT
_____

Yet, 2nd in per capita GDP in the late 70s, before Mugabe (and Jimmuh Carter) where, to put it mildly, GDP nose-dived.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:30 PM (Dv3i1)

261 Every tribe has a subgroup of crazy. The problem is that in today's world crazy is being celebrated not denigrated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:16 PM


Gingerists, crossbowyers, catapultians, Brussels Sproutiphiles, and hardwoodians unite! Let's celebrate!!!

Posted by: Those 'other' AoSHQ commenters at August 21, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

262 "There is a Paraguayan movie about it on YouTube called SED (Thirst)"

Possibly this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=hgsYCDAShrM

Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

263 nood

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

264 >>> Bolivia and Paraguay fought a war over oil in the Chaco region in the 30s IIRC. The affair trickled out when they checked again and there was no oil in the Chaco region.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)


Great sandals though. Top notch.

Posted by: banana Dream - Your Trusted Casual Shoe News Source at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (3uBP9)

265 Now do us.
Posted by: Moderate Moslems at August 21, 2026 03:18 PM (0sNs1)
_________________________

I used to laugh when someone brought up that approach in front of Christopher Hitchens. He'd start spouting out the core fundamental beliefs from the Koran, and how there was no such thing as a "moderate Muslim". He clarified that there are Muslims, and there are apostates as outlined in black and white by the Koran. Failure to adhere to very core edicts of the Koran disavows your participation in it. And those edicts are immoral, plentiful, and mostly violent.

It was always a pleasure to see Hitchens go for the jugular.

Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (dIske)

266 Oof, 2nd in per capita GDP in sub-saharan Africa. Which I guess, isn't that impressive sounding now that I say that. But they were a functional society and fed their people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)

267 Karmelo would've been hooked up for 1st degree murder here, and given a minimum sentence of 51 years, and that's it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 03:27 PM (BI5O2)


You'd have gotten someone who voted to acquit, the jury would have been hung, and the prosecutor would have declined to re-try.

I can make shit up also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (ExV1e)

268 they're going to do nothing

the building will be completed

it will be a moot question then

"oops we're still thinking about it!"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

Even Roberts' lily liverness can be used for good. Worse megalomaniac ever. What's the point of pushing for an imperial court if you are afraid to make a decision on pretty much anything. I'm convinced most of the good decisions come when Justice Thomas pulls out a shiv and forces them to do the right thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

269 251 I have been assured by James Talarico that justice was *not* done in this case.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)

I've also been assured that there's a gospel called "Thomas", but I can't find it in Nestle-Aland.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (88C+u)

270 Next time it's going to be an all black jury and he will walk.
Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2026 02:32 PM (E8rzK)

Move him between prisons in an EV van. Driving down some lonely Farm to Market road, a tire blows out, and the van lands upside-down in a deep water-filled ditch. Driver and guard scramble to safety, but guard cannot rescue Karmelo, because handcuff keys fell from pocket into the ditch.

EV battery catches fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 03:32 PM (1z8ji)

271 Oof, 2nd in per capita GDP in sub-saharan Africa. Which I guess, isn't that impressive sounding now that I say that. But they were a functional society and fed their people.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)

Had lots of mining and such when the white settlers were still there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)

272 Anyone who's d*ck has been shot off doesn't make the cut.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (0sNs1)

273 Open borders and chaos and anarchy are baked in the cake, including race war. This is the point. They've been salivating for this for decades now. They aren't going to stop. Whoever "they" are, there's plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (zwp1R)

274 169 No really, I can't even begin to parse that. Is he being sarcastic? Half-sarcastic, and if so, which half? He might as well be speaking Latin: the words sound familiar, but I'm not sure what he means.
Posted by: Flock Group Inc., d/b/a Flock Safety at August 21, 2026 02:57 PM (L3Npt)

especially since I am only vaguely aware of who any of these people are including Axelrod. I mean corrupt adviser of Clinton/Hilary/Obama? Which is it? At some point you gotta retire with your leader.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)


Obama's propaganda guy, but IIRC also famously devastated by Hillary's loss (hilarious shellshocked photo). On reflection, I think Axelrod was being serious about Ossoff/Harp, and sarcastic about 1-6/Mueller. He is exactly the kind of dirtbag who would dig the slander and rue eschewing it.

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (L3Npt)

275 Obama's propaganda guy, but IIRC also famously devastated by Hillary's loss (hilarious shellshocked photo). On reflection, I think Axelrod was being serious about Ossoff/Harp, and sarcastic about 1-6/Mueller. He is exactly the kind of dirtbag who would dig the slander and rue eschewing it.
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (L3Npt)

At least Grima Wormtongue had the grace to step aside when his time adjacent to power was over.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)

276 __

Some of us have and do speak up.

Unfortunately, the ignants don't listen and don't read.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
---

I think they would pay closer attention if Uncle Sam would set them free.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:36 PM (3oLMy)

277 All of the racial and cultural fatigues we experience - is it an Op, designed to discourage and demoralize us, to the point of shutting down, and simply checking out? Because that seems to be happening.

Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar8)

278 Some of us have and do speak up.

Unfortunately, the ignants don't listen and don't read.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 03:29 PM (w65YX)

I can't believe Morning Joe hasn't emailed you an invitation to appear with Mika and debate this issue. Have you checked your spam folder?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (nbLIj)

279 Oh, there's a new thread, and gp told us. Oops.

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (L3Npt)

280 Some of us have and do speak up.

Unfortunately, the ignants don't listen and don't read.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 03:29 PM (w65YX)



Bless you for that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (kpi7N)

281 Many an XYZ County Navy patrols the XYZ River, but they're formally the XYZ County Sheriff's Office. So I had to look it up, and landlocked Bolivia actually calls it a Navy. That is next level.
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:08 PM (L3Npt)

Switzerland has a Navy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (1z8ji)

282 anti-social thug created by parents that should be charged as primary accessories to the murder. and all the protestors in collin need some jail time to contemplate their tribal thuggery.

Posted by: gov't here to help at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (lAGav)

283 IAF destroyed a Hezbollah headquarters in Berashit, southern Lebanon.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 03:25 PM (3oLMy)

In the forested part of Lebanon, I take it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (1z8ji)

284 You'd have gotten someone who voted to acquit, the jury would have been hung, and the prosecutor would have declined to re-try.

I can make shit up also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM

I'm not making shit up.

Cases like these are determined under State sentencing guidelines, with guilty verdicts from local juries, every day.

I'm sorry for you that Texas is so liberal.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2026 04:31 PM (BI5O2)

285 Somebody should've offed this thug a long time ago. Make the world a better place.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 21, 2026 05:00 PM (pE12i)

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