Paul Sperry: Federal Prosecutors Reveal Evidence That James Comey Knew Full Well That "86" Was Code for "Murder," and Actually Wrote a Whole "Novel" Whose Plot Revolved Around Stirring Up Public Passions to Get Someone to Assassinate a Politician

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
NEW: The passages that federal prosecutors cite from James Comey's 2025 novel "FDR Drive" are compelling in establishing "mens rea" (guilty mind), because they depict conduct that is similar to a not-so-subtle call for violence against President Trump alleged in the Comey case.

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
21h
BREAKING: Prosecutors will argue at trial a book by James Comey shows he had a state of mind to "k*ll President Trump" thru "stochastic terrorism" (in Comey's own words) by posting an image "86 47" to his 200k Instagram followers. Comey's novel describes a podcaster who "through the wonder of the Internet" convinces his fans of "k*lling his foes."
"It's where a charismatic leader jacks people up, but through the wonder of the Internet, avoids a direct connection to what comes next," Comey wrote in "FDR Drive," which came out just five days after Comey posted his seashell threat in May 2025, less than a year after two attempts on Trump's life, inclg one in which he was shot in the ear.
"He knows an attack will follow his words but he closes his eyes so he can say he wasn't part of it," Comey wrote, providing more evidence of intent.
"People are susceptible to [social media] messages that offer a sense of purpose through violence," Comey also wrote, and because those messages are "in your pocket reaching you constantly through your buzzing phone [i]t's an order of magnitude more effective and more dangerous."

Comey is pretending he didn't know that "86" is mafia slang for killing someone.

One of Comey's own relatives called him out for using the not-so-secret-code for assassination:

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
22h
BREAKING: A new court exhibit reveals a relative of James Comey sent a blistering text to wife Patrice Comey lambasting them for posting "a call for violence" against President Trump, asserting: "I have held my tongue for a long time, but I just can't do it anymore. You guys have really gone off the deep end over the years with your TDS. "86 47" is a call for violence no matter how you spin it. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I am thoroughly embarrassed to have ever defended the absolute coward that is your husband. You and Jim are some of the least accepting, most hypocritical people I've had the displeasure of knowing. I hope Jim goes to jail for his crimes."

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: In a new court filing, prosecutors suggest James Comey's wife Patrice deliberately misled investigators by omitting the fact she texted her husband a possible alibi just two minutes before he posted his "86" threat against President Trump, in the form of a Google screenshot of a benign definition for "86."
Federal investigators learned of her omission from search warrants to obtain iCloud data and Google search history related to the Comeys.
Former FBI Director Comey was fired by Trump in 2017 over the #RussiagateHoax he orchestrated. Patrice Comey and her daughters campaigned for Hillary Clinton in 2016 while her husband opened multiple unpredicated investigations against her GOP opponent.

Below, excerpts from Comey's "novel" -- or long confession -- in which he discusses the power of ginning up a public appetite for killing "enemies," knowing for a fact that of the many people he's inspired to kill, at least one of the "knights" will actually attempt it. (The "knights," I'm pretty sure, a reference to the knights who killed Thomas Becket, after the king made the plausible-deniability command to kill him, "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?")

He even specifies that the internet is an outstanding vehicle for stirring stochastic terrorism.

Comey describes "stochastic terrorism" in ch. 9 of his book FDR Drive.
The book overflows with virtue. It's like a woke gospel. pic.twitter.com/QIKQkMOREb
— Will (@Will_Tulsa) May 2, 2026

Jonah Goldberg, of course, is on Team Comey.

What's the evidence Jonah? https://t.co/jUQdDfKXFX
— Shipwreckedcrew (@shipwreckedcrew) May 2, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:16 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything

She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things

Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight ...

TO FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

2 mens rea! mens rea!!

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V)

4 Elric, one day someone will figure out you are cheating!

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

5 I like the part where Comey deleted the first photo he took.
Refused to turn it over.
Because he didn't want them to have the meta data.

And the DOJ subpoenaed Apple to get it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (3cUTc)

6 Multi lum's have been NOOD'ed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:18 PM (ccf/V)

7 A new thread 🧵 to fill!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

8 I think it is possible that in addition to Comey being guilty he might also be very very stupid.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:19 PM (3uBP9)

9 Jonah is a fat, irrelevant loser.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 01:19 PM (YwEeS)

10 That's good enough for me. Hearings!

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2026 01:19 PM (62ILr)

11 mens rea! mens rea!!
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

That is so cis and heteronormative I just can't even!

Posted by: Obese green hair chick with a snout ring at August 21, 2026 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

12 >> Jonah Goldberg@JonahDispatch

More brilliant box of donuts after devouring the buffet illogic from the pasty white flappy fatbody.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (bkqk1)

13 He sells seashells by the seashore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (2MN4W)

14 Jonah is a grifting fatass retarded fraud who ought to be launched from a trebuchet into the ocean.

Also: "pine-scented druid philosopher".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (+fdRY)

15 Herrings?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (2MN4W)

16 Elric, one day someone will figure out you are cheating!
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

17 Did anyone actually ever doubt this? I know the newsreaders said they did, but they just read the stuff...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (QlGmE)

18 The Blade leads off with a classic from Loverboy.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (pbpqV)

19 I think it is possible that in addition to Comey being guilty he might also be very very stupid.

Or complacent. In any other Republican administration there would be no prosecution, regardless of what evidence obviously and even blatantly existed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (kYmoU)

20 Penis scented dud philosopher.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

21 The Brill Cream Boys are supposed to know about all this stuff.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (2MN4W)

22 >> I think it is possible that in addition to Comey being guilty he might also be very very stupid.

This retard ran the fucking FBI.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (pbpqV)

23 "You should be ashamed of yourselves. I am thoroughly embarrassed to have ever defended the absolute coward that is your husband. You and Jim are some of the least accepting, most hypocritical people I've had the displeasure of knowing"

So, like most Leftists. To a "T".

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (m29Tn)

24 >> But I'm just wondering if it's dawned on anyone that Tucker floating the idea that Trump is the Antichrist probably puts Trump in more danger than Comey saying "hey look at these

Just think of all the damage you’ve done to the physically fit challenged and chronically overweight by just posting your picture.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (bkqk1)

25 >>> 16
==
Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

I read this as stochastic monkey.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (+fdRY)

26 We need to see some bodies swinging from lampposts pretty soon.

Seriously.

Or this shit gets worse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (2Cry5)

27 I've seen several posts by Jonah on different outlets. They all seemed to be more conservative than he's been for a long time. I assumed he was trying to walk back his stupid move into the left's swamp, since they will never accept him as one of their own, and he has a "newsletter" to sell.

The comment about the Comey persecution suggests he's figured out that won't work either. Nobody likes a traitor, and he's now a multiple traitor.

It's really time for this lump of avoirdupois to find a real job.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

28 Jonah is a fat, irrelevant loser.
Posted by: steevy

Who would have been nothing without his mother.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

29 This retard ran the fucking FBI
-----
Nah. Guys like him, his job is to stay the fuck out of the way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 01:23 PM (m29Tn)

30 ***constantly through your buzzing phone t's an order of magnitude more effective and more dangerous."
---

Comey should be hearing the sound of gibbets being built outside his cell. But he's not and they aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:23 PM (3oLMy)

31
Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

Timestamp of his post shows that this is the more likely scenario.

Were he doing the 'cheat,' he would have the timestamp of the post when he made it in advance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

32 >>> 20 Penis scented dud philosopher.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

This is also acceptable.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (+fdRY)

33 Calling Trump the Antichrist might motivate Evangelicals, if they believed it. But Evangelicals cross reference everything with Scripture. There isn’t any Biblical evidence that I can see to link our current President with the Antichrist. Convince me otherwise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

34 How did I do that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (3oLMy)

35 So easy a third world $hitholer could do it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (2MN4W)

36 Groucher College's finest.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (36x1j)

37
This retard ran the fucking FBI.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:22 PM (pbpqV)

And made it a literal laughingstock, compounded by the pompous ass Christopher Wray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

38 > Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.

I could write a script in two minutes that would poll the site every N milliseconds, click on the new thread, and post a first comment of my choosing.

It's entirely possible EtB has already done this.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

39 31
Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

Timestamp of his post shows that this is the more likely scenario.

Were he doing the 'cheat,' he would have the timestamp of the post when he made it in advance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

My friends - nobody cares.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

40 That .gov org needs a shutdown, not a reboot.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (QlGmE)

41 For it is the day of the Lord's vengeance, and the year of recompences for the controversy of Zion.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (tvdD1)

42 "Jonah Goldberg? He can't even afford a pair of slacks."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (36x1j)

43 >>> 34 How did I do that?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:24 PM (3oLMy)

Ace set you up the open tags!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (+fdRY)

44 >>Calling Trump the Antichrist might motivate Evangelicals, if they believed it.

Motivate them to do what?

IF they are such True Believers that they believe in the Anti-Christ what would they do?
Pray?
Fill a Super Soaker with Holy Water?
Call for an exorcism?

It's not like the recipe for dealing with the Anti-Christ would be Vigilantism.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (pbpqV)

45 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (2Ez/1)

46 Maybe he was roofied. Who knows?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (6V14C)

47 Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

Are you his lawyer? Working on a retainer?

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (g47mK)

48 >>>9 Jonah is a fat, irrelevant loser.

#Accurate

also his little dick is like an overcooked capellini

Posted by: ace at August 21, 2026 01:27 PM (b36kK)

49 So help me out here. A VA Senate candidate was torpedoed because he tried to call an Indian guy with odd hair a Macaw because the argument was of course he knew Macaca was a slur for black people in Portuguese Southwest Africa and Comey a career prosecutor doesn't know to 86 someone means to kill them?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

50 We need hearings on this blade cheating thing, too!

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2026 01:27 PM (C5ajJ)

51 Jonah is a fat, irrelevant loser.

I'll have you know the fair Jessica's bulls tell me I wash the softest sheets they've ever felt

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

52 My friends - nobody cares.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

The constant First! - ing gets tedious.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (1z8ji)

53 Yeah, if you want a long bit posted early, you need to write it ahead of time in some other app typically, and put it in your paste buffer with the copy command. Then you still need to get a first (hard: luck and persistence help). Then paste your bit quickly.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

54 I haven't seen someone tell the truth like that since BJ Clinton cowrote a novel with James Patterson about a vigorous young President with a spunky, smart daughter. The character's wife had died tragically years before.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (r7+Q7)

55 The constant First! - ing gets tedious.

the key is to ignore it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)

56 The constant First! - ing gets tedious.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (1z8ji)

And suspicious !

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (g47mK)

57 Sounds like a lot of effort for little reward.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS)

58 It's entirely possible EtB has already done this.

Given that his FIRST sometimes comes in at 5+, I’m guessing he does not do this. Unless he’s deliberately pulling his FIRSTs, but that would make him not a Moron.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (kYmoU)

59 The slippery first occurred some years ago, circa 16 or 17, I think.
The culprit was/is a regular with technical skills and somehow manipulated Pixy.
That's what I remember anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (3oLMy)

60 46 Maybe he was roofied. Who knows?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (6V14C)

Who, Jonah? He sucks cock for twinkies.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (88C+u)

61 Are they roofieing ugly incompetent frucks now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (2MN4W)

62 also his little dick is like an overcooked capellini
Posted by: ace

*snort*

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (lJ0H4)

63 The constant First! - ing gets tedious.

the key is to ignore it

Just make sure to be the FIRST! to ignore it

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

64 Anyone who has ever had a drink in a bar knows that the absolute MINIMUM that 86 means is being thrown out on your ass and never allowed back.

The "Leader" of the Federal Bureau of Burning Houses Down with Children Inside knows it means a lot more in the criminal world.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (6V14C)

65 First!

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (2MN4W)

66 >>> 60 46 Maybe he was roofied. Who knows?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (6V14C)

Who, Jonah? He sucks cock for twinkies.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (88C+u)

CHOCOLATE twinkies, dude!

Posted by: Jonah G at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (+fdRY)

67 I'll bet Comey's book doesn't expound at length about dirigibles, though.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (wBRco)

68 BTW, I think the significance of the deleted photo is, it shows he knew.

- he takes the photo, "hehe I am so clever" "Oh shit, that means 'kill"
- calls his wife, "find me an innocuous meaning for 86
- deletes the photo
- she sends the alibi
- he takes the second photo "ha ha--now they can't prove I knew it meant kill"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (3cUTc)

69 Wait, I thought we were supposed to read the contents ? All the time I was supposed to just go for first ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (+gK6I)

70 >>> We need hearings on this blade cheating thing, too!
Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2026 01:27 PM (C5ajJ)

So you're saying EtB is taking performance enhancing drugs? Doping Scandal!! You heard it here first folks. It's the only way one man can get first so much!

Posted by: banana Dream - AceOfSpadesHQ BREAKING NEWS ALERT at August 21, 2026 01:31 PM (3uBP9)

71 I have James Comey's assassination-porn novel on my shelf next to Jason Arday's "Great and Unfortunate Things." Next to Biden's memoir, "I am a Tard." And Kamala Harris' autobiography, "Kneepads." Acquiring quite a home library!

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 01:31 PM (Av6i5)

72 60. Jonah Goldberg would suck a dick for a Tic Tac. Even one of the awful white urinal mint flavored ones.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:31 PM (6V14C)

73 Just make sure to be the FIRST! to ignore it
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

I usually do. But the topic became part of the conversation here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:31 PM (1z8ji)

74 I think he's compensating for something.

Posted by: Says every female ever at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

75 Hangin with Jason Arday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (2MN4W)

76 Acquiring quite a home library!

A library of dreams!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (kYmoU)

77 Every time Comey's name comes up Trump calls him a "dirty cop"! Trump knows things.

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

78 72 60. Jonah Goldberg would suck a dick for a Tic Tac. Even one of the awful white urinal mint flavored ones.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:31 PM (6V14C)

He ain't in it for the tic tac.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (I7jBo)

79 Poisoning the aoshq *first* club. Get a fucking life.

Posted by: 13times at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (6iKlf)

80 50 We need hearings on this blade cheating thing, too!
Posted by: Weasel

He's a lawyer. He likes hearings.

Posted by: Chamber Music at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (JM9I6)

81 >>> 68 BTW, I think the significance of the deleted photo is, it shows he knew.

- he takes the photo, "hehe I am so clever" "Oh shit, that means 'kill"
- calls his wife, "find me an innocuous meaning for 86
- deletes the photo
- she sends the alibi
- he takes the second photo "ha ha--now they can't prove I knew it meant kill"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (3cUTc)

I wouldn't want to be a defense attorney trying to find at least seven people dumb enough to believe *anyone* didn't know this meaning of 86, let alone that the Top.Man. of the Eff.Bee.EYE had no clue about it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (+fdRY)

82 >>I thought we were supposed to read the contents ?

The First! Rule of Comment Club is we NEVER read the Content.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (pbpqV)

83 I'll bet Comey's book doesn't expound at length about dirigibles, though.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at August 21, 2026 01:30 PM (wBRco)

Blimps are more in Goldberg's wheelhouse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (1z8ji)

84 Journey sucks.

Posted by: Journey sucks at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (o1DrA)

85 US Attorney for Southern District of NY. A dirty cop.

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (g47mK)

86 Mr. Comey, tell me about your most prominent possitive attributes that you could bring to our company.

"Well, I'm not only a deceitful partisan. I'm ALSO a bumbling idiot."

Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)

87 I've seen several posts by Jonah on different outlets. They all seemed to be more conservative than he's been for a long time. I assumed he was trying to walk back his stupid move into the left's swamp, since they will never accept him as one of their own, and he has a "newsletter" to sell.

Same. Clearly he's flailing around to avoid the inevitable merger with The Bulwark.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

88 also his little dick is like an overcooked capellini
Posted by: ace
......

Capellini is a very thin, delicate variety of long Italian pasta with a diameter of 0.85 to 0.92 mm
I had to look it up.
lol

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

89 I'm pretty sure I learned the meaning of 86 from Looney Tunes. I think it was Daffy Duck.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (XvL8K)

90 Where's the evidence Jonah?
Jonah: I ate it, okay , is that what you wanted to hear? I ATE IT

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (rp63B)

91 What's a millimeter?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (2MN4W)

92
My friends - nobody cares.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

Well, it was mentioned by a cob as a bannable offense, so some should.

Just sayin.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (ccf/V)

93 The constant First! - ing gets tedious.

the key is to ignore it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 01:28 PM (j+aD2)

I try, but sometimes that requires a bit of scrolling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (PSEDc)

94 Hangin with Jason Arday.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (2MN4W)

Is that how he offed himself?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (1z8ji)

95 With the novel as background evidence, it certainly seems as though Comey was trying to see what would happen in the real world if he attempted to use the same technique.

Don't know how "charismatic" he is, but if he has 200K followers on Instagram, that's something, I guess.

A lot more than I've got.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (FZ29D)

96 76 Acquiring quite a home library!

A library of dreams!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

My latest acquisition is Gavin Newsom's, "No One Will Actually Buy This Ghostwritten Self-Serving Memoir Detailing My Silver-Spoon Privilege, But That's OK, My SuperPAC Will Buy Thousands as 'Gifts' to My Rich Friends and Get It on the Bestseller List Anyway."

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (Av6i5)

97 I don't know.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (2MN4W)

98 What's a millimeter?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:34 PM (2MN4W)

In survey parlance 2 1/2 c*nt hairs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (PSEDc)

99 100.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (2MN4W)

100 >>> 86 Mr. Comey, tell me about your most prominent possitive attributes that you could bring to our company.

"Well, I'm not only a deceitful partisan. I'm ALSO a bumbling idiot."
Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (dIske)

If it had been my choice, I would have hired Morons to work in pairs, at $250k annually, to go around feralgov and ask the employees What Is It They/Them Say That They/Them Do There.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (+fdRY)

101 100

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (2MN4W)

102 Dental drill > Journey > Triumph

Ruined by overplay. Good musicianship though.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (6V14C)

103 Maxwell Smart was Agent 86 in 1965.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (Cqx++)

104 >> Journey sucks.

A waste of really good guitarist.

Right up there with Queen and Bon Jovi.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (pbpqV)

105 Jonah is the kind of guy who would clone himself so that he could watch himself watching some other guy bang his wife.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (I7jBo)

106 File 86.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (2MN4W)

107 85 US Attorney for Southern District of NY. A dirty cop.

Posted by: runner
--

No way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (3oLMy)

108 >>> 74 I think he's compensating for something.
Posted by: Says every female ever at August 21, 2026 01:32 PM (2Ez/1)

"weak allies" -- Murica

Posted by: also the EU at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (+fdRY)

109 Right up there with Queen and Bon Jovi.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (pbpqV)

Hey... I like Queen

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)

110 105.
I owe you a steak and a beer for that one.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (6V14C)

111 I'd rather see him prosecuted for treason and government malfeasance than his stupid shell game. But whatever gives him heartburn and lawyer fees is fine by me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (n5tGW)

112 What's a millimeter?

Let’s see, what’s a millimeter? I used to know what a cubit is… well, don’t worry about that.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (kYmoU)

113 Sounds like a lot of effort for little reward.

Pretty much social media in a nutshell.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (cNztZ)

114 My latest acquisition is Gavin Newsom's, "No One Will Actually Buy This Ghostwritten Self-Serving Memoir Detailing My Silver-Spoon Privilege, But That's OK, My SuperPAC Will Buy Thousands as 'Gifts' to My Rich Friends and Get It on the Bestseller List Anyway."
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 01:35 PM (Av6i5)
----
The title alone contains more words than the contents of the book. Including the "Acknowledgements" page.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (FZ29D)

115 Posted by: Journey sucks at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (o1DrA)

Neal Schon plays some pretty awesome stuff even though he's a dumbass liberal. (Jonathan Cain and Arnel Pineda are pro-Trump, which I'm sure makes their tour bus interesting).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

116 I've seen several posts by Jonah on different outlets. They all seemed to be more conservative than he's been for a long time. I assumed he was trying to walk back his stupid move into the left's swamp, since they will never accept him as one of their own, and he has a "newsletter" to sell.

I'll have you know I was working on an article on why Trump is an evil fake savior like Father Enrico Pucci and I persuaded Chad McThundercock to read it after he and the fair lady Jessica were done and he told me it was, and I quote, "nerd shit".

So I asked him what I should write about and he suggested something about how feminists are stupid and should learn to make sammitches. So there. That's why I'm trying to write different things now!

By the way is it just me or do the male characters in Jojo have some special appeal that makes you just want to look at them all day long?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 21, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

117 > also his little dick is like an overcooked capellini

I had to google which one that was. I always heard it called, "angel hair." I am a pasta noob.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:38 PM (mkw2N)

118 "U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York....encompasses the boroughs of Manhattan and the Bronx in New York City, along with Dutchess, Orange, Putnam, Rockland, Sullivan, and Westchester counties. " Manhattan and the Bronx...'nough said

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

119

Hey... I like Queen
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)

I never thought I'd be sick of Queen 3 times in my life, but FFS. Do we really have to keep hearing Bohemian Rhapsody?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)

120 Is the capellini in yet?

Posted by: Mrs. Comey at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

121 Why does Millie get a meter and not me?
-- Laura Petrie

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

122 Jonah is the kind of guy who would clone himself so that he could watch himself watching some other guy bang his wife.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (I7jBo)

Holy Hell! LOFL!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (PSEDc)

123 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 Jonah is the kind of guy who would clone himself so that he could watch himself watching some other guy bang his wife.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (I7jBo)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ccf/V)

125 So obviously we need to do some sort of drug testing, prior to posting.

Please take one of these cups, yes the red solo ones over there, I'll need you to pee in the cup, then, no wait strike that.

First, write your sock name on the cup with this black felt marker, don't smudge it. Next pee in the cup. When you are done, put the cup in that cabinet over there, yeah the one with the big sign saying

FREE WARM "APPLE CIDER"

There's no sink to wash your hands so try to wipe them off well on your pants, if you are wearing pants. Thank you.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (3uBP9)

126 > What's a millimeter?

A meter is a yard giving 110%.

A millimeter is 1/1000 of a meter.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (mkw2N)

127 The First! Rule of Comment Club is we NEVER read the Content.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:33 PM (pbpqV)

Yeah, ignore the content if you want to be even in the first 10 comments. You can always go back and peruse them at your leisure. I sometimes want to post something early, but have only once gotten first, and that was by accident.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (ZVgZ4)

128 Jonah Goldberg smells like BO, rooster cocks and urine.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (tvdD1)

129 Someone put that up for comment of the week. STAT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V)

130 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?
Posted by: Piper at

How many bullets do I have?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (YZ0Fo)

131 >>> 123 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

Do I have a flamethrower?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (+fdRY)

132 The Blade leads off with a classic from Loverboy.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (pbpqV)
_________

Journey!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

133 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
----
There's no enclosed space on Earth large enough to fit both their egos.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (FZ29D)

134 >>Jonah is the kind of guy who would clone himself so that he could watch himself watching some other guy bang his wife.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (I7jBo)

That's Sidebar Worthy Commentary.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (pbpqV)

135 104 >> Journey sucks.

Right up there with Queen and Bon Jovi.
Posted by: garrett

I'd like to formally nominate Loverboy, Supertramp, and Little River Band.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

136 Isn't Comey like seven feet tall?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (2MN4W)

137 James Comey Knew Full Well That "86" Was Code for "Murder," and Actually Wrote a Whole "Novel" Whose Plot Revolved Around Stirring Up Public Passions to Get Someone to Assassinate a Politician

Blackadder: The criminal's vanity always makes them make one tiny but fatal mistake. Theirs was to have their entire conspiracy printed and published in plain manuscript.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (Q45uQ)

138 The Blade leads off with a classic from Loverboy.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:21 PM (pbpqV)
_________

Journey!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

LMMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (ccf/V)

139 123 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?

Posted by: Piper
---

Let's do it.
_Sly Stallone

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (3oLMy)

140 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

All behind a White House curtain with Fay Wray.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

141 This guy was the head of our top national law enforcement agency, and he fantasizes about how he is insulated from his criminal conduct if he just engages in stochastic terrorism. It's the same guy who was helping invent ways to use the legal and judicial process to fuck people over with made up crimes. He didn't see the obvious weakness here? What a retarded doofus. Yet another nail in the credentialed expert coffin.

Posted by: DPICM at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (zweKz)

142 > I used to know what a cubit is… well, don’t worry about that.

A cubit is 1.5 feet.

Posted by: Noah the Ark Builder at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (mkw2N)

143 You could take Gav's book camping in case you run out of TP.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

144 >>I'd like to formally nominate Loverboy, Supertramp, and Little River Band.

That's Thin Fucking Ice you are treading on, Zombie.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (pbpqV)

145 118 "U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York....encompasses the boroughs of Manhattan and the Bronx in New York City, along with Dutchess, Orange, Putnam, Rockland, Sullivan, and Westchester counties. " Manhattan and the Bronx...'nough said
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

You're saying nothing will happen....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (+gK6I)

146 Nobody's brought up Nickleback yet?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (77rzZ)

147 You could take Gav's book camping in case you run out of TP.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 01:42 PM (UjdFS)

Dear google.

I'm alone in the woods with Gavin Newsom's book.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

148 Could you imagine being in the same room with Comey and Fauci?
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

*consults Google AI*

Posted by: far cry at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (wBRco)

149 Hold my beer.

Posted by: Gopher Wood at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (IK680)

150 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

Elric, just repeat the HQ Shahada and you'll be fine.

"There is no first but Sponge, and he is his own prophet".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (2ocoG)

151 Isn't Comey like seven feet tall?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (2MN4W)

Memo to the carpenters: build it higher.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (1z8ji)

152 They suppressed it so you couldn't tell how tall a Nephilim was.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (2MN4W)

153
That's Thin Fucking Ice you are treading on, Zombie.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (pbpqV)

Strong words from the one who just miscredited them a song.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)

154 130, 131

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 01:43 PM (Q45uQ)

155 16 Elric, one day someone will figure out you are cheating!
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

It's the Kobayashi Maru!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (163mY)

156 *The First! Rule of Comment Club is we NEVER read the Content.*

We learned yesterday that this is a "commentariat ecosystem."

Posted by: Please make a note of it at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (2Ez/1)

157 Thin Lizzy > Journey > Loverboy

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (6V14C)

158 Doof is going to visit some geriatric Canucks tonight. I think that's nice.

Posted by: Joan Lunden at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (JM9I6)

159 Capellini and rodomontade.

I've learned two things today.

I should take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: far cry at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (wBRco)

160 My latest acquisition is Gavin Newsom's, "No One Will Actually Buy This Ghostwritten Self-Serving Memoir Detailing My Silver-Spoon Privilege, But That's OK, My SuperPAC Will Buy Thousands as 'Gifts' to My Rich Friends and Get It on the Bestseller List Anyway."

Willie Brown showed up in the media to say that Kamala is awful and she's going to get her ass kicked by Newsom.

That's kind of interesting in a DNC Kremlinology kind of way.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

161 136 Isn't Comey like seven feet tall?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (2MN4W)

Comey is tall only through his tall tales. That and being an oversized prick.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (N39Ws)

162 Doof is going to visit some geriatric Canucks tonight. I think that's nice.
Posted by: Joan Lunden at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (JM9I6)

"One of these guys is DEAD!!!"

"Well, scratch him OFF then."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

163 It's not that hard. Run a script that constantly downloads the page using "curl", parse the metadata, recognize the page has been updated, notify yourself. Easy peasy, you are always first as long as you are sitting at your computer.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (nENlE)

164 We learned yesterday that this is a "commentariat ecosystem."
Posted by: Please make a note of it

My pinky has been getting a cramp from having to hold it up since then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

165 I thought this prosecution was a joke, but these texts are pretty damning. Of course, with a New York jury he walks.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (wGerL)

166 I'd like to formally nominate Loverboy, Supertramp, and Little River Band.
Posted by: zombie
_____

I can see not liking them, but that's harsh to put Supertramp among the likes of Loverboy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (XvL8K)

167 Why do they have so many words for noodles?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (2MN4W)

168 Thinking of charging a 3% inconvenience fee for paying with cash.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (FDQ4h)

169
Willie Brown showed up in the media to say that Kamala is awful and she's going to get her ass kicked by Newsom.

That's kind of interesting in a DNC Kremlinology kind of way.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

Payback for her dragging her teeth that one time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)

170 > 21 The Brill Cream Boys

Sounds like a sex act in classic NYC Tin Pan Alley.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (AeiPB)

171 Journey, Boston, REO Speedwagon, Iggles, et al, were over-played on the radio frequencies to absurd extremes. I've an aversion or allergy against all that shit because of it. I don't care at all for pussy ballads or falsetto either.

I don't know if it's actual federal legislation but I noticed you'd never, ever hear more than two (2) kick ass rock and roll tunes back to back without it invariably always being followed by some weepy dick "I'm sorry baby, please forgive me" tune that generally causes one's testicles to retract into the abdominal area.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (m29Tn)

172 Jonah Goldberg is so punchable.

A President that's actually been hit by a bullet from an asassain and a a former FBI Director is telling people to kill the President.

Posted by: Leupold at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (eIzlH)

173 156 *The First! Rule of Comment Club is we NEVER read the Content.*

We learned yesterday that this is a "commentariat ecosystem."
Posted by: Please make a note of it at August 21, 2026 01:44 PM (2Ez/1)

ok, hear me out.

What if we had two kinds of Firsts! a regular First, and a 'Read the Content' First?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (163mY)

174 Willie Brown showed up in the media to say that Kamala is awful and she's going to get her ass kicked by Newsom.

That's kind of interesting in a DNC Kremlinology kind of way.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

Payback for her dragging her teeth that one time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)
______

Nobody likes or respects a whore. Especially not her tricks.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

175 "Ecosystem" is up there with "Customer-centric"...

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

176 >>> Willie Brown showed up in the media to say that Kamala is awful and she's going to get her ass kicked by Newsom.

That's kind of interesting in a DNC Kremlinology kind of way.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:45 PM (2ocoG)

Newsom must really have some skills, that or Kamala has really fallen off.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (3uBP9)

177 What a shame. Imagine going to jail on such a flimsy case.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (/WHpM)

178 I can see not liking them, but that's harsh to put Supertramp among the likes of Loverboy.

Ehh, "Turn Me Loose" is one of the greatest overplayed songs of the 80s.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

179 What if we had two kinds of Firsts! a regular First, and a 'Read the Content' First?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2026 01:46 PM (163mY)

Content?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

180 > Why do they have so many words for noodles?

Pasta autists can be some of the most insufferable people on the planet. Heaven help you if you put the wrong pasta noodles in some classic Italian dish.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)

181 Content?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

lol

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (163mY)

182 66 >>> 60 46 Maybe he was roofied. Who knows?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (6V14C)

Who, Jonah? He sucks cock for twinkies.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 01:29 PM (88C+u)

CHOCOLATE twinkies, dude!
Posted by: Jonah G at August 21, 2026
=====
He really means chocolate cock.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (JNTt1)

183 What if we had two kinds of Firsts! a regular First, and a 'Read the Content' First?"

The first rule of first is to act as if one's been there before.

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 01:49 PM (XuXeR)

184
Willie Brown showed up in the media to say that Kamala is awful and she's going to get her ass kicked by Newsom.

That's kind of interesting in a DNC Kremlinology kind of way.
Posted by: Ian S.

==============

Ooh, do link! (if it's not too much trouble)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 01:49 PM (XJ22o)

185 167 Why do they have so many words for noodles?
Posted by: Boss Moss

They just love to talk and use their hands while doing it.

Posted by: Nunzio Vespuna at August 21, 2026 01:49 PM (JM9I6)

186 Jonah Goldberg switching sides to the people that wanted to assassinate his mother is one of the more disgusting moves any of the NRO/Bulwark crew has made

I mean not as bad as the Bulwark guy molesting kids, but outside of that...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

187 What if we had two kinds of Firsts! a regular First, and a 'Read the Content' First?

For shame. Andrew Breitbart's dying wish was that nobody should read Ace's content.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

188 Ooh, do link! (if it's not too much trouble)

I don't have a link unfortunately, I saw the video on Jesse Watters' show last night.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

189 My friends - nobody cares.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

If that were true, he would not have been accused of 'cheating'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:50 PM (ExV1e)

190 Remember anyone can identify as FIRST!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

191 When Jimmy "Drama" Comey needed to make his bones as a Political Prosecutor ...

The CEO of a public biotech learned of an adverse ruling from the FDA about its key drug in development. Stupidly, he dumped all his shares. That's insider trading.

The CEO's broker had Martha Stewart as a client and had put her in the stock. He called Martha who was on the tarmac going on vacation and advised her to sell because the CEO was. She said yes. As to Martha, that wasn't insider trading, but the laws around this have always been muddy.

Then the FBI came knocking on her door unnanounced. Their story is that Martha misled them, as duly noted in the paper 302s they filed. The FBI also seized her laptop and went forensic. Martha had deleted an e-mail you see, but then undeleted it.

This is what got Martha in jail. Not insider trading.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (dtajH)

192 I'd like to formally nominate Loverboy
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 01:41 PM (Av6i5)

Despite the name they were apparently heterosexuals.

Must be a Canadian thing. You'd never find an American band calling itself "Loverboy".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (AeiPB)

193 So where does Corey Hart stand in everyone's lineup of 80s hits?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (3uBP9)

194 The cubit is from your elbow to the tip of outstretched hand, which is about 18 in = 1.5 feet. Then there’s the royal cubit which like the Guinea to the Pound is a little bit more. Royal cubit adds one palm = four fingers to the measure. Some passages in the Bible describe distances in cubits but others use royal cubits. Check carefully. Of course, if you are a dwarf or a TRex, that changes things.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (ZVgZ4)

195 Fauci and Comey in the same prison cell would be a treat. One would kill the other because those two egos couldn't coexist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (rp63B)

196
He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

================

At least I type my Firsts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (XJ22o)

197 So where does Corey Hart stand in everyone's lineup of 80s hits?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (3uBP9)

One hit wonder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

198 Seems more like a Traveling Willberry's Song to Me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (2MN4W)

199 Corey Hart satisfies the template, from canada - check, hits in the 80s - check

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

200
At least I type my Firsts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (XJ22o)

Here and we all thought it was your cat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

201 Pasta autists can be some of the most insufferable people on the planet. Heaven help you if you put the wrong pasta noodles in some classic Italian dish.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)
----
This is America!

If I want to stuff macaroni noodles with ravioli filling, who's gonna stop me?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (FZ29D)

202 200

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (2MN4W)

203 These charges have always seemed like a stretch to me. I think Comey should be behind bars, but some cryptic seashell message hardly seems what will do it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (7s9Qe)

204 >>> One hit wonder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

Yeah basically the boy in the box album and that's it.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (3uBP9)

205
Elric is a lawyer. He would never cheat.😀

Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2026 01:52 PM (/QHx4)

206 So where does Corey Hart stand in everyone's lineup of 80s hits?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (3uBP9)

He's wearing sunglasses so he won't be recognized.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (1z8ji)

207 171. Amen

Lovin', Touchin, Squeezin' being the worst offender next to Bohemian Gonorrhea and Beth.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (6V14C)

208 105 Jonah is the kind of guy who would clone himself so that he could watch himself watching some other guy bang his wife.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 01:36 PM (I7jBo)

😂😂😂

Posted by: ballistic at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

209 Must be a Canadian thing. You'd never find an American band calling itself "Loverboy".

That's right!

Posted by: The Butthole Surfers at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

210 Hang him. For the coup. For the threat against POTUS.

Hang him twice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (dK+Kv)

211 Pasta autists can be some of the most insufferable people on the planet. Heaven help you if you put the wrong pasta noodles in some classic Italian dish.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)

I once made chicken alfredo with shells, because that's all I had in the pantry. Still tasted great.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (PSEDc)

212 So where does Corey Hart stand in everyone's lineup of 80s hits?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (3uBP9)
---
It's hard to tell when you wear sunglasses at night...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (FZ29D)

213 > Heaven help you if you put the wrong pasta noodles in some classic Italian dish.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 01:48 PM (mkw2N)

I choose them by sauce-retaining ability rather than shape per se.

Lots of surface area + convoluted shape = good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (AeiPB)

214 Pepperoni seems to make me feel a little off.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (2MN4W)

215 this is what actual political retribution looks like. the post was tongue in cheek, meaning to get rid of Trump, as in remove him from office because he is so goddam incompetent. There was never a suggestion of violence

the outrage was ginned up because Trump is a thin skinned baby who always needs to feel like a victim.

Start disbarring DOJ lawyers until some with integrity step up. Because this is fraud upon the court levels of insanity.

The entire world is going to celebrate when Trump dies and I will be tuning into Fox News with a huge grin on my face to watch Jesse Watters cry and get pissed off live on TV about it when it happens.
I'll probably have to record it though, I'll be out celebrating too, in Canada.

It's because Trump asked him for "Loyalty" at a private dinner, and he said no way. So he got fired and attacked.

It’s vindictive prosecution. And the GOP is totally ok with it. The only way to make these people change their minds is to do it to them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 21, 2026 01:53 PM (0y8TN)

216 These charges have always seemed like a stretch to me. I think Comey should be behind bars, but some cryptic seashell message hardly seems what will do it.

Trump was arrested for claiming a different value for one of his properties then the NY AG claimed and for claiming a crazy woman accusing him of rape was crazy.

So hit them with everything you've got.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

217 Queen deep cuts, if you're tired of Bohemian Rhapsody (it happens) -

'39 (May sings lead)
Innuendo
These are the Days of Our Lives
I'm in Love with My Car (Taylor sings lead)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)

218 > 195 Fauci and Comey in the same prison cell would be a treat. One would kill the other because those two egos couldn't coexist
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (rp63B)

You gotta wonder who would be getting injections of genetic material from whom.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 01:54 PM (AeiPB)

219
The entire world is going to celebrate when Trump dies and I will be tuning into Fox News with a huge grin on my face to watch Jesse Watters cry and get pissed off live on TV about it when it happens.
I'll probably have to record it though, I'll be out celebrating too, in Canada.

Nice

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 01:54 PM (+gK6I)

220 In the Tech Thread, FenelonSpoke was asking about tips for her son, having to work standing up much of the day. When I did entrance screening for county courthouses -- nothing to do with 9/11, it started long before because of serious murder risk to literally everyone from judges to clerks -- lots of Mexicans in particular wore 'romeos', which are a slip-on style of boot or 'boot' (shoes with work boot-level durability). They look nice and are practical; you have to take them off for screening because the metal shank stiffening the back half will set off the metal detector, so they have to x-ray it to make sure there's not also something prohibited in there, but also that's easy.

Caveats: looks and durability do not come cheap. Also, proper fitting is especially critical with slip-ons, so the first pair (at least) should be had a real shoe store, where they do that.

Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (L3Npt)

221 It’s vindictive prosecution. And the GOP is totally ok with it. The only way to make these people change their minds is to do it to them.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought

That's fucking rich.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

222 Shouldn't they be going through Comey's cases to see who else he railroaded.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (2MN4W)

223 It’s vindictive prosecution. And the GOP is totally ok with it. The only way to make these people change their minds is to do it to them.

Amusing, he gets it but he doesn't get it.

Now, if we can start getting Dem officeholders some long prison sentences then maybe this stuff will stop...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

224 Are you his lawyer? Working on a retainer?
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:26 PM (g47mK)

I value truth, calmness, and irritating people who make claims I find ridiculous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (ExV1e)

225 Bon Jovi's dead or alive is a great big hair 80s video. The one with the concert footage.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 21, 2026 01:56 PM (3Ope8)

226 vindictive prosecution. And the GOP is totally ok with it. The only way to make these people change their minds is to do it to them.

Amusing, he gets it but he doesn't get it.

Now, if we can start getting Dem officeholders some long prison sentences then maybe this stuff will stop...
Posted by: 18-1 at

Someone should tell this dude about Ted Stephens.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

227 Caveats: looks and durability do not come cheap. Also, proper fitting is especially critical with slip-ons, so the first pair (at least) should be had a real shoe store, where they do that.
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 01:55 PM (L3Npt)

Are RedWing boot stores still around?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)

228 Even more interesting was James Comey's stochastic back-rubbing with Loretta Lynch while discussing the contents of Hillary's e-mail archive.

Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

229 Queen deep cuts, if you're tired of Bohemian Rhapsody (it happens) -

'39 (May sings lead)
Innuendo
These are the Days of Our Lives
I'm in Love with My Car (Taylor sings lead)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 01:54 PM (Dv3i1)

Queen II is very good.

My favorite song on Night at the Opera is The Prophet Song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (PSEDc)

230 197 So where does Corey Hart stand in everyone's lineup of 80s hits?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 01:51 PM (3uBP9)

One hit wonder.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

He also sang Never Surrender. That is 2 hits.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 >>>One hit wonder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>I'd take Quarterflash over this ham-and-egger any day.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (e4ysZ)

232 Elric, one day someone will figure out you are cheating!
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 01:17 PM (g47mK)

Why do you believe that he's cheating? He could write whatever foolishness he intends to post in a text editor, copy it, refresh the main page like a spastic monkey, and paste the copy as soon as a new thread appears. It's kind of sad but it isn't cheating.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

my impression is he predicts what the new post's name will be so he can try and access it without the blog having to pop it up. Not sure that would be cheating either.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (uhVAy)

233 And the whole media participated.

But they're totes worried some "extremists" might try and take over their party. Totes.

They would never surreptitiously elevate ideological compatriots who have "youth" to breathe life into their objectively dead party, drag the country left, and amass power.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 01:57 PM (vE0+H)

Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0433 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0113 seconds, 241 records returned.
Page size 121 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.