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35-Year-Old Woman, Who I Assume Is an AWFUL, Pledges Alliagance to ISIS, Changes Name to "Aisha Saif," Thanks Allah for 9/11 and Then Plots to Blow Up New York State Capitol Building

jessicabowiebuyingnailsforbomb.jpg
Jessica Bowie, aka "Aisha Saif," buying parts
for her bomb, wearing a National Security Threat costume


Fox:

FBI arrests woman who allegedly plotted ISIS-linked attack on New York state Capitol building


Federal authorities say Jessica Bowie spent weeks surveilling the New York State Capitol and preparing an ISIS-inspired bombing aimed at killing state senators.

New York Governor Kathy Hochul holds a news briefing following the arrest of a suspect in connection with an alleged ISIS-inspired plot to detonate a bomb at the New York State Capitol in Albany.

A New York woman plotted to bomb the New York State Capitol and kill state senators inside, repeatedly surveilling the building and buying materials for an explosive device before the FBI arrested her, according to a criminal complaint reviewed by Fox News Digital Thursday.

Jessica Bowie, 35, of Albany, is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIS. The FBI says she pledged allegiance to the terror group, discussed disguising a bomb in a DoorDash delivery bag and wanted to carry out the attack when state senators were meeting.

She converted to Islam about five years ago and began going by the name "Aisha Saif." The affidavit also said that on May 28, 2026, Bowie, using the username "nusaybahsaif" on a social media platform, and told another user in Arabic: "Praise be to Allah for September 11th."

Here is "Aisha Saif" surveilling the Capitol building, wearing a niqab, which is totally not a security threat, Islamophobes:

totallynotathreat.jpg


At a news conference Thursday afternoon, FBI officials said Bowie's alleged plans extended beyond an attack on the state Capitol and included ambitions to carry out additional violence after fleeing the country.

"She didn't just want to kill lawmakers. She wanted a complete disruption of our government," said Craig Tremaroli, special agent in charge of the FBI's Albany field office.

Tremaroli said Bowie allegedly planned to leave the country after bombing the Capitol and later return to "do more," including an attack in Times Square on New Year's Eve. She also spoke of attacking the White House and the president, he said.

,,,

The alleged plot unfolded over about a month as Bowie communicated with an FBI source posing as an ISIS facilitator, according to the affidavit. Beginning in mid-July, she told the source she wanted help making explosives and identified the Capitol as her target, saying she hoped to damage the building and kill lawmakers.

Bowie allegedly began scouting the Capitol in Albany soon afterward.

Investigators said she walked around the building on roughly five separate occasions between July 21 and Aug. 9, taking photographs and studying the surrounding area and security.

In one exchange, she told the FBI source she would make a point of having picnics near the Capitol and drinking coffee nearby so she could observe the building.

She allegedly told the source she wanted to destroy as much of the Capitol as possible and kill senators while they were meeting. She also discussed putting the device in a bag that would make her look like a food-delivery worker.

On Aug. 5, investigators say, Bowie went to a Home Depot in Rensselaer using $200 provided by one of the confidential sources and bought materials she believed would be used to build the bomb, including a large container of nails.

The next day, Bowie delivered DoorDash bags that she said could be used to conceal the device, according to the complaint.


On August 19, Bowie met again with the confidential sources and paid $150 for what she believed was a handgun, magazine and ammunition, investigators say. She was also shown an explosive device purportedly made from the materials she had purchased. Both the firearm and explosive device were inert.

She planned to escape to, get this, Syria after the attack.

So by all means let's keep allowing Syrian "refugees" into our country.

More from Newsweek:


Several social media accounts linked to Bowie posted messages indicating support for terrorism between May and July, according to a criminal complaint unsealed Thursday.

"Praise be to Allah for September 11th," an account linked to Bowie allegedly posted on May 28.

An account tied to Bowie also allegedly indicated intentions to "poison these infidels," the complaint states.

...

Bowie later conducted surveillance of the Capitol roughly five times between July 21 and August 9 and sent dozens of images of the building to an FBI informant, the complaint states.

"I want to destroy as much of the building as possible and kill the senators while they are meeting," Bowie allegedly wrote on July 29, adding that she sought to impact the "American system."

Using $200 supplied by an informant, Bowie allegedly purchased materials to build an explosive device at a Home Depot on August 5, including nails, electrical tape, a 9-volt battery and acetone, according to the complaint.


"I hope the nails are big enough ... because the nails work as shrapnel, right?" Bowie allegedly told FBI informants upon returning from the hardware store.

The informants then met Bowie on Wednesday and gave her an inert explosive device and handgun with instructions on how to detonate the bomb, according to the complaint. During the meeting, Bowie allegedly said she learned the Capitol building contained as many as 200 occupants and hoped to kill at least half of those inside.

"Bowie also told [an informant] that she went from a little girl waving an American flag after 9/11 to now having stickers of the falling towers," the complaint reads.

...

"There's no helping me, you guys know enough, there's no helping me," Bowie allegedly told FBI investigators once in custody. "I'm ... going to prison for the rest of my life."

So, I've been delaying posting this because I'm thinking what you're all thinking: This social-media-addicted femcel psychopath must be really hot, right?

Well, you tell me:

jessicabowiechinless.jpg

Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin.

I'm not sure that's actually her, but some people are linking it and claiming it's "Aisha Saif."



Bonus: The Cultural Enrichening continues, one multipe rape at a time.

Outstanding:

Mollie
@MZHemingway

5h

Not one but two foreign-born TSA agents I attempted to communicate with at Dulles airport this morning did not have sufficient English language skills to answer questions. A bit disconcerting.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:42 PM




Comments

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1 Its the awfls

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

2 There would be no war if women ran the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:42 PM (3cUTc)

3 They will be the death of the West

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

4 Bitch be crazy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

5 There would be no war if women ran the world.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:42 PM (3cUTc)

Well, that's true, but only after they've destroyed it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

6 She was obviously going to scream Allahu Akbar, which is Arabic for This is MAGA Country!!

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 04:43 PM (/1cu1)

7 Fen is going to have comments about this thread.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (6OkUG)

8 "Who I Assume Is an AWFUL"

Looks more like white trash to me

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)

9 "Then Plots to Blow Up New York State Capitol Building"


Does anyone see a downside here?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (cpFbA)

10 Is she alone now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (Cqx++)

11 I don't often see women in the full garbage bag, but it's also not never.

We should NEVER see women in the full garbage bag in the West.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

12 "I am alone with an AWFuL"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)

13 'Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin.'

Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

14 If it isn't her, she probably looks exactly like it

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

15 As everyone predicted, the muslim men who invaded Spain are enriching the shit out of the locals with rape.

The first death will be the police firing upon the native Spaniards, you watch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (3cUTc)

16 Ace was so shook by her obvious beauty that he screwed up this post.

Give 'em a break. Typing HTML one-handed will break a man.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (6OkUG)

17 Is that an actual woman woman?

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (enNUy)

18 Not a fan of the centrist tendencies of this blog!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (LYBPe)

19 Damn, fixed.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at August 20, 2026 04:45 PM (LYBPe)

20 This social-media-addicted femcel psychopath must be really hot, right?

Well, you tell me:


Looks like someone to add to my posting roster, if that answers your question.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 04:46 PM (bVQHO)

21 Not one but two foreign-born TSA agents I attempted to communicate with at Dulles airport this morning did not have sufficient English language skills to answer questions. A bit disconcerting.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:42 PM

We are ruled by fundamentally unserious people.

The worst "elites" our country has ever produced.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

22 She would look better in a burka

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)

23 "I am alone with a fat ugly bitch yelling 'allu akbar'"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 04:47 PM (iFTx/)

24 I would not want to have my nose under that tent

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 04:47 PM (enNUy)

25 The unbearable being of whiteness. Bet this moby dick is all alone growing the blubber. Hates her daddy too, down on Ventura Blvd.

Posted by: little whi people at August 20, 2026 04:47 PM (ehY6c)

26 Wasn't Aisha the name of Muhammad's 9 year-old "wife"?

Posted by: HordeSource (tm) at August 20, 2026 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

27
>>Pledges Alliagance to ISIS, Changes Name to "Aisha Saif," Thanks Allah for 9/11 and Then Plots to Blow Up New York State Capitol Building

==============

Being alone with such a person is a normal everyday situation.

Posted by: AI, except at this point it's actually true at August 20, 2026 04:47 PM (XJ22o)

28 She allegedly told the source she wanted to destroy as much of the Capitol as possible and kill senators while they were meeting. She also discussed putting the device in a bag that would make her look like a food-delivery worker.

That would never have worked. People would take one look at her, even in a niqab, and know that there was no way the food would ever make it to its supposed destination.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

29 I can see why this woman would be more comfortable wearing a burqa.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (8mulE)

30 That used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (4NO2D)

31 “Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin” is peak Ace.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (gYnrv)

32 Yeah, huge black blob with her phone up to her face isn't going to raise any eyebrows. Thank goodness this tubby freak is stupid.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (ZgwKJ)

33 She needs a more slimming hairstyle.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (lCppi)

34 Gotta admit, some women look better in a burka.

Posted by: pahound at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (AjR4+)

35 The worst "elites" our country has ever produced.

Meh. I'll argue this.

During the Great Depression, one of FDR's great brain-waves was "burn crops to increase prices".

So while farmers starved, and people in soup lines starved, crops were burned and livestock butchered by Government Agents. You know, with the same mentality of Cops during Covid.

This shit isn't new. The worship of "credentialism", unfortunately, isn't new either.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (6OkUG)

36 If you all haven't see it yet, the new trend on the socials is for stay-at-home-moms and various AWFLs to film themselves throwing ice cubes in the bathtub.

See, it's therapy--let's them vent their rage and frustration in a harmless manner.

If you stupids were smart enough to get a degree from Harvard, you'd be able to understand.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (3cUTc)

37 Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin.

***


I spewed.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (lCppi)

38 Seems like she didn't need to build a bomb, she just had to jump from the balcony

Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (88C+u)

39 She needs a more slimming hairstyle.
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (lCppi)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)

40 I can see why this woman would be more comfortable wearing a burqa.

She'd be more comfortable wearing a zeppelin.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

41 This social-media-addicted femcel psychopath must be really hot, right?
---
Let's just say they should have let her keep the bag over her head for her mugshot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (FZ29D)

42 26 Wasn't Aisha the name of Muhammad's 9 year-old "wife"?
Posted by: HordeSource

His FAVORITE wife, and he married her when she was 6. He didn't consummate the marriage until she was 9. He's not a monster, after all.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (bVQHO)

43 40 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

44 Seems like she didn't need to build a bomb, she just had to jump from the balcony
Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 04:49 PM (88C+u)

Clods from God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)

45 Black is slimming.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (enNUy)

46 She needs a more slimming hairstyle.
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM


I've learned from the fashion tips that the 'ettes occasionally share with us here that vertical stripes can be quite slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (0sNs1)

47 It wouldn't have made it any better if she were hot, because then she'd be a violent murderous, crazy convert, but hot. Meh.

So what do you do if you want to convert to Islam? ( ( I don't ) Just start attending a mosque?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (JrHfD)

48 She looks like the sister to that land walrus that stole the ambulance in Idaho, filled it with buckets of gas and rammed the ICE facility.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (3cUTc)

49 Most women I see on streets in Philadelphia are not hiding nothing I want to see. Bet average weight is close to 200 pounds

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

50 If you all haven't see it yet, the new trend on the socials is for stay-at-home-moms and various AWFLs to film themselves throwing ice cubes in the bathtub.

See, it's therapy--let's them vent their rage and frustration in a harmless manner.


Perhaps we can persuade them to do the same thing with a full bathtup and a hair dryer - while they're in the tub.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (Riz8t)

51 Consistent with Democrats' philosophy of criminal justice, the feds should have just let al-Fatso bomb the NY legislature and flee to Syria.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (TEAKk)

52 I missed the previous thread.

4 What does it say for "I am alone with Eric Swalwell"?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2026 03:33 PM (C/4uM)


It sounds like you're Eric Swalwell, and alone. Would you like for me to generate some more sheep bestiality porn?

Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (L3Npt)

53 Are we sure she isn't just an out of work welder?

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (UjdFS)

54 If I looked like Aisha I'd also wear a burka.

She looks like she ate a pumpkin whole that did not dislodge from her gullet.

Can probably enlarge her throat like a cobra.

Must stink to not attract men or lesbos but here we are. Instead of going trans or putting her food down she dons a burka.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (hzuYO)

55 She looks like a Jew.

Posted by: Tucker at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (TvI/3)

56 'So what do you do if you want to convert to Islam?'

Google AI sez: "To convert to Islam, you simply need to believe in your heart that there is only one God (Allah) and that Muhammad is His final messenger, and then say out loud a short statement of faith called the Shahada"

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

57 If you all haven't see it yet, the new trend on the socials is for stay-at-home-moms and various AWFLs to film themselves throwing ice cubes in the bathtub.

This is 50 year old me on the canvas in the cornfield telling 20 year old me "Son, don't trust any of them. Here's a box of rubbers. Lets go have some steak and eggs. I'll give you some spoilers.".

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (6OkUG)

58 I think the niqab is justified when you look like that.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (NqGS/)

59 38 Seems like she didn't need to build a bomb, she just had to jump from the balcony
Posted by: 88C+u

Most passenger elevators have a 5000lbs weight limit, and she ain't doing the stairs.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (bVQHO)

60 I'm alone with a TSA agent...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (2WIwB)

61 So what do you do if you want to convert to Islam? ( ( I don't ) Just start attending a mosque?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (JrHfD)
----
I think all you need to do is recite the Shahada in front of Muslim witnesses (preferably male of course), where you acknowledge there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.

That's it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (FZ29D)

62 55 She looks like a Jew.

Posted by: Tucker


Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

63 9 "Then Plots to Blow Up New York State Capitol Building"


Does anyone see a downside here?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (cpFbA)

That's horrible.
Theoretically.


Any guys here willing to help fix her?
I'm in Canada. So I'm out.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

64 Last thread: you'd think the Dems might learn something from this.
I spent seven years in Albany between college and law school. Albany is overwhelmingly Dem with the last Republican mayor leaving in 1923.
The state legislature is super majority in both the Senate and Assembly. Dems would have been the victims.
I doubt however the Dems will learn anything.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 04:54 PM (rp63B)

65 Google AI sez: "To convert to Islam, you simply need to believe in your heart that there is only one God (Allah) and that Muhammad is His final messenger, and then say out loud a short statement of faith called the Shahada"
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

Wait does that mean Antonia Banderas converted all the Vikings to Islam in the 13th Warrior?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 04:54 PM (zZu0s)

66 "I hope the nails are big enough ... because the nails work as shrapnel, right?" Bowie allegedly told FBI informants upon returning from the hardware store.

-
Reminds me of the scene from Black Sunday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 04:54 PM (ndZc7)

67 I'm not sure that's actually her, but some people are linking it and claiming it's "Aisha Saif."

====

hmmm

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2026 04:54 PM (g47mK)

68 Any guys here willing to help fix her?
I'm in Canada. So I'm out.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

You must be her boyfriend we wouldnt know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (zZu0s)

69 She needs a more slimming hairstyle.
Posted by: LASue

I've learned from the fashion tips that the 'ettes occasionally share with us here that vertical stripes can be quite slimming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


The more stripes, the more slimming, right? She might actually disappear!

Posted by: because there'd be a lot of stripes at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (VHUov)

70 You might be offended by the site of this lady but the guillotine operator just orgasmed.

Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (j10i6)

71 "So, I've been delaying posting this because I'm thinking what you're all thinking: This social-media-addicted femcel psychopath must be really hot, right?"

Well, she might have been something before the discovery of electricity, or however the late great Rodney Dangerfield would have said.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (dz8eD)

72 There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (Jk5Dy)

73 Shahada, per the AI: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha illa Allah, wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasul Allah." In English, "I bear witness that there is no god worthy of worship except Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

74 Most women I see on streets in Philadelphia are not hiding nothing I want to see. Bet average weight is close to 200 pounds

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)


But they also wear a lot of spandex, so....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (k5CNB)

75 Allahu ackbar? More like all-you-can-eat snack bar, amirite?

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (Iwv3U)

76 34 Gotta admit, some women look better in a burka.
Posted by: pahound

They say black is slimming. Spaghettification by a black hole, in this case.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (bVQHO)

77 I view islam akin to satanism and the occult--you're inviting evil into your heart and mind.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (3cUTc)

78 Terrorist Walruses. Truly these are the end times.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (O7YUW)

79 The niqab is completely unnecessary. Even Islamic rage boy isn't hot for that and all Muslim terrorists would say no to conjugal visits.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (Q21He)

80 Aisha? Looks more like "Fatimah" to me...

Posted by: pahound at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (AjR4+)

81 Google response to "I am alone with a Satanist":

"Most Satanists practice an atheistic philosophy focused on personal freedom, logic, and self-expression rather than evil or supernatural worship. They are regular people who do not pose a physical threat simply because of their beliefs."

-
Take Massachusetts pro choices for example.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (ndZc7)

82 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 04:53 PM (FZ29D

Thanks, and thanks to the others who answered as well. I'll be sure to avoid that religiously.
I have a feeling that she was just a really angry person to begin with, and Islam gave her an acceptable outlet for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (JrHfD)

83 The combo of clot shots and chemicals from birth control pills swimming around in our water supply caused this deranged karen epidemic and you cant convince me otherwise

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (fapp/)

84 Joke's on you, Abdul. Your 72 virgins look like her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (2UnvF)

85 A bufforilla.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (5/BcT)

86 I see her pic headlined on the NYPost. She has a bull ring in her nose. Of course she does.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (qBdHI)

87 She needs a more slimming hairstyle.
Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 04:48 PM (lCppi)



Well...to be fair. Black is thinning.

And that black outfit's doing everything that it can.

Ooops, nope. It died of exhaustion.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (iJfKG)

88 On August 19, Bowie met again with the confidential sources and paid $150 for what she believed was a handgun, magazine and ammunition, investigators say.


Shouldn't an illegal fun cost more?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)

89 Any guys here willing to help fix her?


I'd hit it.

Posted by: Limb on the Ugly Tree at August 20, 2026 04:58 PM (TvI/3)

90 I have a feeling that she was just a really angry person to begin with, and Islam gave her an acceptable outlet for that.

She's probably hangry....Nahhhhhhh.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

91 kinda related :

"Nate Friedman
@NateFriedman97
5h
I am releasing my full documentary on a secret mosque in Manhattan. It's inside of a halal cart garage and they refuse to put up a sign.

1000s of illegals use this mosque as an address to get government mail. They threatened to call the cops on me when I started interviewing people inside.

In this documentary you will see an illegal immigrant tell me that he's run from an islamic country to turn our country into an islamic country."

Posted by: runner at August 20, 2026 04:58 PM (g47mK)

92 The combo of clot shots and chemicals from birth control pills swimming around in our water supply caused this deranged karen epidemic and you cant convince me otherwise
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (4NO2D)

93 Nope

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones on payday at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (2UnvF)

94 The Shat on authoring books.

https://tinyurl.com/msb5rn7y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

95 Deport the stupid wench to Syria. Let them deal with her.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (O0G1y)

96 Any guys here willing to help fix her?

Sure, I'll take her to the vet.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (TEAKk)

97 Shouldn't an illegal fun cost more?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 04:58 PM (4NO2D)


She is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (k5CNB)

98 32 "Yeah, huge black blob with her phone up to her face isn't going to raise any eyebrows."

That's wrong!
You can clearly see a huge bomb under her burka. A hint of a second one, but not as obvious as the one on her left side.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (R2gO3)

99
Weird face.

Looks like her right side got Ozempic and her left side didn't.

Asymmetry for the fail.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (iJfKG)

100 Except for the weight you could probably clean her up nice and say ' if she wasn't so fat she'd be really cute. '

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (KC5Lt)

101 She wants to blow you up so she can finish your fries.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (2UnvF)

102 Aisha? Looks more like "Fatimah" to me...
Posted by: pahound


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (VHUov)

103 *shifty eyes*
Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at August 20, 2026 04:59 PM (4NO2D)

I don't think many hardons collided with this one.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)

104 Ok, I can see why the FBI spotted here $200 to buy nails. They wanted a high level felony that gets her incarcerated for a long time, and proceeding with the construction of a shrapnel bomb adds years. They gave here a fake explosive. Also, understandable.

BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske)

105 They say the burka adds 150 lbs.

She must be wearing 2 of them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (zGwE2)

106 She actually looks better than I expected. I thought it would be a face-pierced green-haired monster.


Posted by: Toad-0 at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (FSGl7)

107 We're at 100 comments, so Imma repost what got will owed in the last thread:

359 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Just for shits and giggles, I went to Gemini, and here is what it said:

"I am alone with Ace of Spades commenter TeresaInFortWorth

TeresaInFortWorth is a legend in the Ace of Spades HQ comment section—a fixture of the daily threads, known for her sharp commentary and unmistakable Fort Worth presence.

How did you end up in a room with a legendary AoSHQ commenter, and do you need a quick topic to keep the conversation going?"


**************************************************

😂😂😂

You may all bow in my presence now; if I deign you worthy enough, you may get to kiss my ring.

***floats off into the ethernet, swelled head and all***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (SRRAx)

108 This just sounds like more of the FBI wasting time converting and setting up retards.

It must be challenging for them to find people dumber than they are to act as "confidential informants" and for them to find even dumber people to "inform" on.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (YiKu7)

109 Google response to "I am alone with an alien from Mars"

"Being alone with a Martian lifeform would be a profound moment that completely changes human history and our view of the universe. Try to use basic math, symbols, or gestures, because spoken language will mean nothing at first."

Me: ...............Fuck this timeline

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (fapp/)

110 74 Shahada, per the AI: "Ash-hadu an la ilaha illa Allah, wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan Rasul Allah." In English, "I bear witness that there is no god worthy of worship except Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (
Don’t say that again, for goodness sake!

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (5/BcT)

111 She's rocking a lot of gravitational pull

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (enNUy)

112 "BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all."

Note the language: 'what she thought was a handgun.'

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

113
>>"she went from a little girl waving an American flag after 9/11 to now having stickers of the falling towers,"

===============

How?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (XJ22o)

114 Not one but two foreign-born TSA agents I attempted to communicate with...
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There should be ZERO foreign-born TSA agents.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

115 Hefty hefty hefty!

Posted by: huerfano at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (2Xqig)

116 They say black is slimming. Spaghettification by a black hole, in this case.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 04:56 PM (bVQHO)
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Thought experiment...Can a human acquire enough mass to achieve self-spaghettification?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (FZ29D)

117 Wasn't Aisha the name of Muhammad's 9 year-old "wife"?
Posted by: HordeSource

His FAVORITE wife, and he married her when she was 6. He didn't consummate the marriage until she was 9. He's not a monster, after all.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Renaming yourself after a child rape victim is surely a sign of mental stability.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (VHUov)

118 Grenade Plans Bomb

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (/1cu1)

119 The combo of clot shots and chemicals from birth control pills swimming around in our water supply caused this deranged karen epidemic and you cant convince me otherwise

Allow me. They were allowed to vote, en masse, in 1920. Their first move ? Prohibition.

We'd have the Great Depression. We'd just got out of a World War. But Hubby getting a drink was foremost on their mind.

No, Karen isn't high on chems in the water. Karen is just Karen. Karen has always been Karen.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (6OkUG)

120 >>>"BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all."

the article said it was deactivated.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (1wjle)

121 She's rocking a lot of gravitational pull
Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM



Lesser AWFLs orbit her.

Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (4NO2D)

122 BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all.
Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (dIske

I'm sure the firing pin inoperable.

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (KC5Lt)

123 How?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (XJ22o)

And to you as well, my child.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (/1cu1)

124 Before I go forth and be productive while listening to music...

I dedicate this to Aisha and all radical esslam, you cowardly, inbred, inhuman, baboon bastards since the Marine barracks bomging 1983. Past, present and future.

9/11 is soon. My husband's cousin died in the first tower. I will be in a pub this year for dinner with a bunch of nurses I went to school with in a safe area. I will be aware if I see an Aisha. Never forget or let your children's children forget.

Phil Collins
In the Air Tonight

https://tinyurl.com/5n7v98k7

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (hzuYO)

125 I have a feeling that she was just a really angry person to begin with, and Islam gave her an acceptable outlet for that.

*******************

I could swear I remember ace saying this was the case for sexually starved men as well (so everyone who's married or lives in America)

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (fapp/)

126 She's the first Muslim bunker buster.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 05:04 PM (enNUy)

127 I think Ace only covered this so he could subject us to that photo. He is a sadist. (So what does that make us?)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:04 PM (YiKu7)

128 Note the language: 'what she thought was a handgun.'
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM


Ah, a Hi-Point.

That fools a lot of people.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 05:05 PM (4NO2D)

129 130 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

130 We're sure she's not wearing a grill cover? I'm telling you, it says "Weber" on that thing somewhere.

Posted by: Meric at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (9tLO8)

131 Yet another grotesquely unfuckable femcel with a FUPA presumably the size of Kilimanjaro.

Color me shocked.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (oqH4h)

132 Thanks, and thanks to the others who answered as well. I'll be sure to avoid that religiously.
I have a feeling that she was just a really angry person to begin with, and Islam gave her an acceptable outlet for that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 04:57 PM (JrHfD)
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There are also "no backsies" when you convert to Islam. Leaving the religion for another one automatically makes you an apostate and worthy of death. It's why Christians keep a very low profile in Islamic countries.

In fact, I've heard that Muslims believe that everyone is BORN Muslim and when people convert, they are really just reverting to their original faith.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (FZ29D)

133 Ah, a Hi-Point.

That fools a lot of people.


Hi-Point is missing a marketing gold mine.

A bead sight mounting on the horizontal of the slide.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (6OkUG)

134 It does explain the low price, though.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 05:06 PM (4NO2D)

135 Wait Jabba the Hutt isn't just a fictional character?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

136 Allow me. They were allowed to vote, en masse, in 1920. Their first move ? Prohibition.

***************************

Funny thing, I watched some documentaries on the temperance movement and it was generally awesome right up to the point when women thought not enough people were swearing off alcohol, we need to get the government involved

and that basically led to organized crime and the government literally poisoning alcohol mills and mass murdering thousands of Americans

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (fapp/)

137 ...or, she couldn't get her fingers through the trigger guard.

Posted by: pahound at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (AjR4+)

138 There should be ZERO foreign-born TSA agents.
Posted by: Crusader

You have to BE illegal to CATCH an illegal!

To be fair, legal immigrants by default shouldn't be filtered out, in ny mind. Depending on where they're from, their records, etc
..they could be very good agents. We have several in the military, and many of them are great. They don't automatically get higher clearances, though, and often need several years of good service ro qualify, which is fair.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (bVQHO)

139
😂😂😂

You may all bow in my presence now; if I deign you worthy enough, you may get to kiss my ring.

***floats off into the ethernet, swelled head and all***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (SRRAx)
**********
I kiss your feet, Madame.

I am too afraid to ask and mention myself. Being shy and bashful and paranoid.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (hzuYO)

140 70 You might be offended by the site of this lady but the guillotine operator just orgasmed.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (j10i6)


Such a site, her body has its own address.

But seriously, a '666' (or '696') tattoo would not surprise me.

Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (L3Npt)

141 @bennyjohnson

Trump just pulled off a stealth power move that will permanently shift the global order…

It was reported by CNN and Axios yesterday that America is able to move 15 million barrels of oil a day out of the Persian Gulf.

Iran is able to move 0.

Iran has completely LOST control of the Strait of Hormuz to the point where all global oil market monitors admits it.

But this is just the start…

The U.S. blockade has cut off Iranian oil from reaching China, crippling their markets and wiping out trillions.

To make it worse for the regime, President Trump just struck a massive deal with Canada to revive the Keystone XL Pipeline while simultaneously ramping up Venezuelan oil production for fortress America.

Meanwhile Middle East countries are rapidly building pipelines around Hormuz to make it irrelevant.

This geopolitical power move makes America the number one producer, procurer and protector of energy production in the world.

On top of all that Trump announces Economic D-Day for Iran cutting off all financial lifelines. This is how you truly create collapse conditions.

Iranian Regime officials have admitted to all of this on national TV.

Iran has overplayed

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2026 05:07 PM (xwuaK)

142 I am releasing my full documentary on a secret mosque in Manhattan.

-
There's an interesting documentary series on Prime about a crazy ass cult/religion that thinks holiness is next to skinniest, The Way Down.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15286764/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (ndZc7)

143 107 They say the burka adds 150 lbs.

She must be wearing 2 of them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2026 05:00 PM (zGwE2

And the camera adds 10lbs...

Hey, for comparison I like to give you occassional grocery prices from here. I am loaded up on fruit and veggies...

Watermelons...about 9 lbs...$3.99 Can
Bushel Roma tomatoes .... $8.88
13 lbs Green Bell Peppers .... $10.99
10 lbs carrots .... $4.99
2 x 10 lbs bag of beets....$4.99
5 avocados...$3.99
Apples about $7.50 for 6 lbs

That's a lot of veggies for one guy...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)

144 You know, for a second there, I thought she might either be getting ready to throw a Cat 2 Breaker Handle. Or maybe getting ready to TIG weld.

Then I saw she was a fat white chic. So, no.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (6OkUG)

145 We are ruled by fundamentally unserious people.

Put government in charge of women’s sports to give them an opportunity of their own, and in fifty years you’ll have men beating up women in sports.

Put government in charge of energy, and in 50 years you’ll rely on energy sources that turns off at night.

Put government in charge of keeping terrorists out of airports, and in 5025 years you’ll have terrorists manning security.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (kYmoU)

146 Someone makes a 90 degree optic mount so you can put a red dot on the side of a high point. I saw it the other day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (zGwE2)

147 Here an earlier photo of her, where she looks somewhat normal, and a bout 50 lbs lighter:

https://tinyurl.com/46zk6tm9

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)

148 There's gotta be entire sweat shops in India dedicated to manufacturing this specimen's terror tarps.

Posted by: Meric at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (9tLO8)

149 Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin.

--

Classic ace, extra cruel.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (gDkAp)

150 >>"she went from a little girl waving an American flag after 9/11 to now having stickers of the falling towers,"

===============

How?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (XJ22o)
=======

I suspect there's a lot more to this story that's not been made public, yet.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (rj6Yv)

151 She was waiting for the activation phrase: Golden Corral

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (/1cu1)

152 Looks like she was ready to "blow up" long before she bought any 'bomb'-making materials.

Oofdah.

Posted by: GWB at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (kU0PQ)

153 In fact, I've heard that Muslims believe that everyone is BORN Muslim and when people convert, they are really just reverting to their original faith.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

-------------

This is true -- we are all born with original sin. Fallen and unsaved.
Or, to put it another way, we are all born as barbarians and must be civilized. Or, we are all born as slaves.

islam just takes them back to that slave existence. It is the lowest form of living.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (YiKu7)

154 They say vertical stripes are slimming.

Posted by: Beau Brummell at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (JM9I6)

155 Im sure this is real, but given the fibs' history and how dumb this woman is, a part of me can't help but wonder if they're just justifying their jobs, and feel the current bosses aren't looking for another wyt supremacist plot.

Posted by: Current state of affairs at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (cDGXI)

156 "Watermelons...about 9 lbs...$3.99 Can"

There is canned watermelon? IDNKT!
Or maybe you mean $3.99 Canadian dollars.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

157 Aisha so fat, she got triabetes.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 05:10 PM (enNUy)

158 She has been described as Armed and Sweaty

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 05:10 PM (/1cu1)

159 BTW, I *really* hope she bought something more than nails and electrical tape for her 'bomb'. Otherwise the authorities are going to have a hard time sending her to prison for a decent stretch.

Posted by: GWB at August 20, 2026 05:10 PM (kU0PQ)

160 Put government in charge of women’s sports to give them an opportunity of their own, and in fifty years you’ll have men beating up women in sports.


Compare a mostly unregulated sector like TVs over the last 40 years with a heavily regulated one like healthcare

In 1986 the biggest mass produced TV was 40in and it cost $3000 (pre-Bidenbux). A 40in TV now will cost you $300 in Bidenbux...!

Now, compare healthcare costs over that time frame...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (sKqQm)

161 Ma'am, put your hands up and step away from the buffet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (N39Ws)

162 Mollie
@MZHemingway

5h

Not one but two foreign-born TSA agents I attempted to communicate with at Dulles airport this morning did not have sufficient English language skills to answer questions. A bit disconcerting.


If the TSA is this desperate for personnel I wouldn't be surprised if they've already hired an imported sleeper terrorist who will have the run of the airport just as soon as he can learn how to read the signs and blueprints.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

163 154 She was waiting for the activation phrase: Golden Corral
Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (/1cu1)
I’m waiting on my rheumatolog doc and can’t stop laughing at that.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (5/BcT)

164 144 @bennyjohnson

Trump just pulled off a stealth power move that will permanently shift the global order…

------

I want to believe this but Benny Johnson is such an hysterical nut-hugger and cheerleader for the Administration that I'll go ahead and find a bucket of salt to go with it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)

165 Well I can't blame her for wanting an excuse to wear the niqab. I can and do still blame her for embracing the murder part of the death cult.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (PV+Zw)

166 Karmelo Anthony’s Ex Reported Him for Stalking an Hour Before He Stabbed Austin Metcalf to Death, Texts Show Him Fantasizing About Stabbing Someone and Licking the Blood

Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (xwuaK)

167 Someone makes a 90 degree optic mount so you can put a red dot on the side of a high point. I saw it the other day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (zGwE2)


If they ever figure out how to make the dot get bigger as the shooter jabs it at the liquor store owner right before the 9mm goes off ?

A gold mine.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (6OkUG)

168 Serious T-storm heading my way

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)

169 Sigh. When your heart and soul is empty, you fill it with something. In this case, looks like food and crazy pretend religious ideology.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (2UJ+q)

170 Not to fat shame her, but looking at her garb, I've seen tarps on flat-bad semis that are smaller.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (N39Ws)

171 >>"she went from a little girl waving an American flag after 9/11 to now having stickers of the falling towers,"

*************************

This is the part where I suspect the shriveled up microdingdings of the soy soaked jonah gayberg lookalikes that failed to please her thus turned her into a rabidly anti-american obese lesbian muslim

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (fapp/)

172 167 Concur.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

173 150 Here an earlier photo of her, where she looks somewhat normal, and a bout 50 lbs lighter:

https://tinyurl.com/46zk6tm9

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)

Not horrible.
But she still looks like she'd cut you.

Crazy eyes.
Very crazy eyes...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (Sco7b)

174 Aisha so fat, she use a VCR as a beeper!

Posted by: Vintage Yo Mama Jokes at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (JM9I6)

175 This stuff doesn't happen in Islamic countries. Clearly, the problem here is Christianity

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarlson at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (avzFa)

176
I hesitate to say this because I know the horde goes a little mad over such remarks, but that face is not unsalvageable. If she lost weight, styled her hair, and dabbed on a little makeup, she would be quite nice-looking.

That's the kind of effort she didn't want to bother with, apparently.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (XJ22o)

177 Women in the news recently:

MA Gov signs abortion until birth bill surrounded by grinning ghouls

Women in pink gather at Clancy trial to protest her arrest/trial

Now...Jabbette the Jihadi plots to blow up government building...

Not a good week for the ladies...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (sKqQm)

178 Karmelo Anthony’s Ex Reported Him for Stalking an Hour Before He Stabbed Austin Metcalf to Death, Texts Show Him Fantasizing About Stabbing Someone and Licking the Blood.

I saw Karmelo Anthony play at Syracuse as well as the NBA.

Frankly, I don't believe he had the energy or drive to do this.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:13 PM (6OkUG)

179 Yo Aisha so fat, bears hide their food from her.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (enNUy)

180 70 You might be offended by the site of this lady but the guillotine operator just orgasmed.
Posted by: Boswell at August 20, 2026 04:55 PM (j10i6)

You’d need a blade the size of a Nimitz-class anchor to get through those jowls.

Posted by: Meric at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (3guPG)

181 I'm pretty sure Mohammad Ahmed Mohammad would opt for the goat in this particular instance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (2Cry5)

182 Hi-Point is missing a marketing gold mine.

A bead sight mounting on the horizontal of the slide.
Posted by: Heinlein Was Right

Being so enormous is a defensive tactic. Cops are trained to shoot at the center of mass, but if she's so big she fills your entire field of vision, you freeze.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (bVQHO)

183 Watermelons...about 9 lbs...$3.99 Can
Bushel Roma tomatoes .... $8.88
13 lbs Green Bell Peppers .... $10.99
10 lbs carrots .... $4.99
2 x 10 lbs bag of beets....$4.99
5 avocados...$3.99
Apples about $7.50 for 6 lbs

That's a lot of veggies for one guy...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:08 PM (Sco7b)


How do you eat 13 lbs. of bell peppers before they go bad?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

184 This stuff doesn't happen in Islamic countries. Clearly, the problem here is Christianity

Question to pose to your favorite feminist:

Is it ok for Islam to hold women need to be restricted and tightly controlled or is Islam misogynistic?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

185 Allow me. They were allowed to vote, en masse, in 1920. Their first move ? Prohibition.

We'd have the Great Depression. We'd just got out of a World War. But Hubby getting a drink was foremost on their mind.

No, Karen isn't high on chems in the water. Karen is just Karen. Karen has always been Karen.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM


Now just wait a minute, it isn't like all of the women's suffragettes went and swelled the ranks of the temperance union after they won the right to vote or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (cpFbA)

186 Mugshot looks like flounder.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (cHNrw)

187 But this is just the start…

The U.S. blockade has cut off Iranian oil from reaching China, crippling their markets and wiping out trillions.

***

If true, then we enter some serious but not uncharted territory. 90 years ago we backed Japan into an economic corner...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (2WIwB)

188 The Democrat party:

Men without chests, women without chins.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (HlyYF)

189 We have several in the military, and many of them are great.
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Illegal Aliens in the US military? Since when?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (O0G1y)

190 Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:02 PM (6OkUG)

As we discussed before, Prohibition would not have passed had it not been for quite a few men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (JrHfD)

191 I want to believe this but Benny Johnson is such an hysterical nut-hugger and cheerleader for the Administration that I'll go ahead and find a bucket of salt to go with it.

********************

Hes somewhat better than that guy on Twitter who always gets so shouty saying TRUMP DESSTROOOOOOYS DEMOCRATS WITH THIS LATEST BRILLIANT MANEUEVER

And then all you see is an image of Trump eating a cheeseburger

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (fapp/)

192 Who here hasn't thought of blowing up the NY state house? LOL

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (dFG8E)

193 Karmelo Anthony’s Ex Reported Him for Stalking an Hour Before He Stabbed Austin Metcalf to Death, Texts Show Him Fantasizing About Stabbing Someone and Licking the Blood
Posted by: SMOD at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (xwuaK)


Karmelo...

I wonder how much of his murdering is attributable to having such a stupid, fucking name.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (iJfKG)

194 That's the kind of effort she didn't want to bother with, apparently.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August

Even heavy, with just a little self worth she would not be awful. But that is the case with many people, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (2UJ+q)

195 >>>"BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all."

the article said it was deactivated.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2026 05:03 PM (1wjle)

ace, how many articles have you done on the general incompetence of the FBI and State organs in general? I've lost count...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)

196 Karmelo...

I wonder how much of his murdering is attributable to having such a stupid, fucking name.


By hood rat standards this is actually a pretty decent name

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:17 PM (sKqQm)

197 195 Who here hasn't thought of blowing up the NY state house? LOL

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (dFG8E)

I think a siege would be more entertaining.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

198 171 Serious T-storm heading my way
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)


May we borrow it when you are finished with it, please?

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2026 05:17 PM (OlzlW)

199 195 Who here hasn't thought of blowing up the NY state house? LOL

yeah, I'm finding it hard to care.... But innocent victims so......

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (+gK6I)

200 I am alone with a Catholic Priest

Leave or open the door: You have the right to step outside or open the door at any time.

Call for emergency help: Dial 911 if you are being harmed or threatened.

National Sexual Assault Hotline...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (NFX2v)

201 "BUT, why in the hell did they give this woman a gun? That makes no possible sense at all."

Note the language: 'what she thought was a handgun.'
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

It was a half-eaten Pop-Tart, wasn't it?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (nbLIj)

202 Karmelo...

I wonder how much of his murdering is attributable to having such a stupid, fucking name.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (iJfKG)

I always expected Caramello to take a life.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (TEAKk)

203 "More like all-you-can-eat snack bar, amirite?"

Alla-thah snackbar?

Posted by: barbarausa at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (enw9G)

204 We have several in the military, and many of them are great.
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Illegal Aliens in the US military? Since when?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (O0G1y)

There are ways for aliens to join the armed forces under a contract getting citizenship after some years of honorable service. I don't think they would be considered illegal.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy)

205 I can't imagine how that burka smelled in this heat. What does.rendered walrus blubber smell like?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (bX16E)

206 189 We have several in the military, and many of them are great.
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Illegal Aliens in the US military? Since when?
Posted by: Common Tater

Legal immigrants. Just like the TSA should only hire legal immigrants. And English proficiency is already a job requirement, so if someone encountered TSA people that can't speak it, that's a problem.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM (bVQHO)

207 That's one Fat Jawa.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2026 05:20 PM (pbpqV)

208 I can't imagine how that burka smelled in this heat. What does.rendered walrus blubber smell like?

Sort of like the dumpster behind Jose's Discount Clam shack on a 90 degree summer day.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:20 PM (sKqQm)

209 Karmelo...

I wonder how much of his murdering is attributable to having such a stupid, fucking name.


By hood rat standards this is actually a pretty decent name
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:17 PM (sKqQm)

its almost identical to a dude who used to be a star NBA player.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

210 171 Serious T-storm heading my way
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM

Same. Getting dark and spooky out there. I have a class to teach in 10 minutes. Hope the power stays with me.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:20 PM (2UJ+q)

211 I can fix her!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 20, 2026 05:21 PM (sFNX2)

212 Looks more like a Jawa/Hut hybrid to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

213 There are ways for aliens to join the armed forces under a contract getting citizenship after some years of honorable service. I don't think they would be considered illegal.
Posted by: Oldcat at

So that's how Martian Manhunter became a general in the US Army.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 20, 2026 05:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

214 "By hood rat standards this is actually a pretty decent name "

I dunno. Sounds like a candy bar.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

215 There are a lot of leftist white women just like her, with the exception of the Islamic conversion. Even say anything that would be vaguely not agreeing with them and they lose it.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump Derangement isn't a syndrome, it's a drug.
They need the hit to feel like they are part of a "movement" and are among the cool kids. They are going to stop until they OD like this critter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 05:22 PM (rp63B)

216 How do you eat 13 lbs. of bell peppers before they go bad?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

Single guy.
I'm used to eating like that.

A couple a day, no problem.
The 20+ pounds of tomatoes too.
The beets will be good in the basement fridge for a long while.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)

217 That's the kind of effort she didn't want to bother with, apparently.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August

Even heavy, with just a little self worth she would not be awful. But that is the case with many people, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:16 PM (2UJ+q)

***

I've a good friend (except she is a KC Chiefs fan) who is heavy. But she takes care of herself and is drop dead gorgeous. Blue-eyed brunettes get me every time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:22 PM (2WIwB)

218 >>>>Most women I see on streets in Philadelphia are not hiding nothing I want to see. Bet average weight is close to 200 pounds
Posted by: Skip.
****Cheesesteaks and soft pretzels.

Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Fkr3y)

219 It was a half-eaten Pop-Tart, wasn't it?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2026 05:19 PM


I suspect her gun remained "half eaten" for a very short period.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (HlyYF)

220 Yeah, I knew that was bullshit. The government is exquisitely fucked up. Not that fucked up, not yet anyway.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (O0G1y)

221 The U.S. blockade has cut off Iranian oil from reaching China, crippling their markets and wiping out trillions.

***

If true, then we enter some serious but not uncharted territory. 90 years ago we backed Japan into an economic corner...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (2WIwB)

This only means China must buy it from other sources presumably at market rates, not from a sanctioned source at cut rate prices. So they are paying as much as anyone else now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

222 The best part of TDS is that in 2 years these same people will be lamenting that Vance/Rubio/DeSantis is a real extremist unlike more moderate, reasonable Republicans like Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)

223 Great disguise she chose to blend in to avoid suspicion. Do these idiots think they're invisible in a get-up like that on top of being a land whale? It's like a dog who puts his head behind the curtain. "I can't see mom, that means she can't see me."

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (YSQQv)

224 It was only a "MOSTLY PEACFUL" plot to kill only maybe only 100 people.

I did not know that "Jabba the Hutt" really existed ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 20, 2026 05:24 PM (uijxW)

225 212 Looks more like a Jawa/Hut hybrid to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)


The Sandcrawler is alive!

Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 05:24 PM (L3Npt)

226 A couple a day, no problem.
The 20+ pounds of tomatoes too.
The beets will be good in the basement fridge for a long while.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)

At least it's healthy.
I like some veggies, but I love some protein.


and sugar...

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

227 I want to believe this but Benny Johnson is such an hysterical nut-hugger and cheerleader for the Administration that I'll go ahead and find a bucket of salt to go with it.
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:11 PM (oqH4h)
_______________________________

That weenie blocked me on one of his videos. The video was a mom complaining because the vet wouldn't treat her child (who identified as a cat).

I belive I might have gotten a little rambunctious in pointing out his gulibilty in falling for click bait. And, it probably didn't help that I pointed out that by posting stuff like this, his other content was suspect. Then I got 86'd, so I don't know how it turned out.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (dIske)

228 Tornado warning, Skip & others. Take shelter now.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (NFX2v)

229 "I see a niqab and I shoot the creature wearing it..."

Posted by: Zombie Wyatt Earp at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (TN0g+)

230 205 I can't imagine how that burka smelled in this heat. What does.rendered walrus blubber smell like?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Replace it with one of those sweat suits wrestlers wear to lose water weight? Still remains covered, and might lose a few pounds (probably still smells awful though).

Posted by: Military Moron at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (bVQHO)

231 With my limited ability in Arabic, I'll attempt a translation of "Aisha Saif" using her picture as my guide...
"I Ate Your Sandwich"

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (DzC+b)

232 Pathetic. She had as much of a chance of bombing the capitol as my left foot. Now we get to feed her from x many years.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (zFsEm)

233 Fen is going to have comments about this thread.
Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 04:44 PM (6OkUG)


As we discussed before, Prohibition would not have passed had it not been for quite a few men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (JrHfD)


International Sisterhood of the Vagina, Local 001. She's at least a Shop Steward. Maybe even a Committeeman. Oh - CommitteePerson.

Men don't care if you smear another Man. Less competition.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:26 PM (6OkUG)

234 210 171 Serious T-storm heading my way
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:12 PM

Same. Getting dark and spooky out there. I have a class to teach in 10 minutes. Hope the power stays with me.
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:20 PM (2UJ+q)


Teacher!
Lightening hit the dog that ate my home work.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)

235 I would like..........

25 Double Whoppers, 10 large fries, 10 cherry pies,
5 chicken sandwiches, 5 milkshakes, 10 Tacos, 5 Burritos and a SMALL DIET COKE ....

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (uijxW)

236 How do you eat 13 lbs. of bell peppers before they go bad?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Pickle them. Or freeze them on a cookie sheet uncovered, then add to a bag. ( oil the sheet first )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (diia5)

237 That weenie blocked me on one of his videos. The video was a mom complaining because the vet wouldn't treat her child (who identified as a cat).

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:25 PM (dIske)
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His stuff is un-listenable because he's a fidgety idiot that doesn't know how to keep his yapper a consistent distance from his microphone. One sentence will be barely audible and the NEXT ONE BLOWS OUT YOUR EARDRUMS.

Sit still you fucking wanker.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h)

238 Jessica Bowie, aka "Aisha Saif

Aisha Saif means ‘Ugly Lardass” in Arabic

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (i+vnO)

239 Here we go, pray for me and this storm.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (2UJ+q)

240 For the love of almighty God, put the bag back over your head lady.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:28 PM (guGkK)

241 The FBI is obviously ........

"RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" for arresting this poor thing suffering from Trump's LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 20, 2026 05:28 PM (uijxW)

242 Teacher!
Lightening hit the dog that ate my home work.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:26 PM (2WIwB)


He's white now, but you can't tell because it hit his skin, not his fur.

Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 05:28 PM (L3Npt)

243 She really only weighs 90 lbs but she has an entire grocery store's worth of "free" Mamdani groceries under there.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2026 05:28 PM (YSQQv)

244 I can see that "Aisha" wears fashions from Achmed the Tent Maker.

Posted by: Happy at August 20, 2026 05:28 PM (iiHzL)

245 'As we discussed before, Prohibition would not have passed had it not been for quite a few men.'

And ratified by beaucoup states. It was a team effort. The big loophole was that it did not prohibit consumption, only sale and manufacture. It was doomed to fail from the start.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

246 Should see lots of the lower frequency bitches converting soon, I've been predicting this for a few years now. It's maybe the ultimate in "I Hate You, Daddy!" kind of thing, or right up there. I think probably keep a weather eye on the hollyweird trend setting whack jobs.

"Why Wearing the Burqa Is The Ultimate In Feminist Empowerment" articles in Good Housekeeping, that sort of shit.

Clown World

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (O0G1y)

247 I for one am amazed that such a nice lady couldn't get a date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK)

248 WE paid her 19.99 a month to advertise our wears. Where's our damn logo ?

Posted by: Peoria Tent and Awning at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (FVLZi)

249 Im sure this is real, but given the fibs' history and how dumb this woman is, a part of me can't help but wonder if they're just justifying their jobs, and feel the current bosses aren't looking for another wyt supremacist plot.
Posted by: Current state of affairs at August 20, 2026 05:09 PM (cDGXI)

Zero chance a woman will be in a government op setting up 'white supremacists'. Or likely also a muslim or other approved groups.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

250 You know what Grainger doesn't have? Proximity fuses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (guGkK)

251
Thunderstorm here in SW Wyoming.

Wow, it rained for five minutes. Now the sun is out again.

There has to be a genius who could figure out how to pipe rain from other places into drought stricken areas.


Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (/QHx4)

252 So when do you make the call to the feds?

You're in line at Home Depot. The person in front of you is dressed in a burka. In the cart is a bucket of nails.
Do you call?
A bucket of nails and wire.
Do you call?
A bucket of nails, wire, and some tape.
Do you call?
A bucket, wire, tape, and a remote control door opener.
Do you call?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (2WIwB)

253 250 You know what Grainger doesn't have? Proximity fuses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (guGkK)
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What about cotter pins and thin wires?

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

254 Baby gots Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (uijxW)

255 In the USA, "we" may have more guns, but "they" have more crazies. They may not all be ready to strap on a suicide vest, but their crazies seem ready to do arson or other acts of domestic terrorism.

I still hope Domestic Sanity returns, and we see some indications of that (e.g. Trump election, Sophie), But much of Europe, and Canada seem like occupied (originally Western) territories.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (vbXSk)

256 Pickle them. Or freeze them on a cookie sheet uncovered, then add to a bag. ( oil the sheet first )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:27 PM (diia5)

Yeah, but how that does that taste when it thaws out?

I do saute some peppers & onions a few times a week for meals but I don't use enough o freeze them.
I've got a bag of frozen peppers & onions for emergencies that I still haven't tried.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

257 SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!

Posted by: pawn at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (hQCfI)

258 You've seen one fat, ugly and nasty lardass in a burka you've seen them all.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Mohammed at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (cFP1B)

259 Lotta beef under that burka.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 05:32 PM (QaH55)

260
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (O0G1y)

================

I think we've been there for a while. Since LaToya Jackson at least. Or was it Janet, I confuse them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:32 PM (XJ22o)

261 Okay, I have to ask:

Real terror plot or a other Fedmade plot to capture some fat retard?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 20, 2026 05:32 PM (i+vnO)

262 This is a good example of why goats are in such high demand in the Middle East.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (guGkK)

263 250 You know what Grainger doesn't have? Proximity fuses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (guGkK)
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What about cotter pins and thin wires?
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

Try Tractor Supply. And Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (wVcYX)

264 Hang in there Pipes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (2WIwB)

265 The best part of TDS is that in 2 years these same people will be lamenting that Vance/Rubio/DeSantis is a real extremist unlike more moderate, reasonable Republicans like Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)

I'll have to see that to believe it. Yeah, there has always been the current GOP bugaboo yielding to the next, worse one for generations. But Trump Derangement is something special, and GOP peeps are not immune.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

266 So when do you make the call to the feds?

You're in line at Home Depot. The person in front of you is dressed in a burka. In the cart is a bucket of nails.
Do you call?
A bucket of nails and wire.
Do you call?
A bucket of nails, wire, and some tape.
Do you call?
A bucket, wire, tape, and a remote control door opener.
Do you call?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM



Gloves, a hatchet, saw, shovel, rope, Visqueen, and a tomato plant.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (4NO2D)

267 Yeah, but how that does that taste when it thaws out?

I do saute some peppers & onions a few times a week for meals but I don't use enough o freeze them.
I've got a bag of frozen peppers & onions for emergencies that I still haven't tried.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)
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Mushy and bad. Freezing peppers bursts a lot of the cells in the flesh due to the water expanding. They can sorta be fine in a stirfry or some other situation where they're not front and center but otherwise, eh.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)

268 Yikes! Somebody throw the tent back over her face.

Posted by: a.moron at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (X5Jzz)

269 Yea, I ditched this bitch for a goat last week.....

Glad I did........

Posted by: Mayor Mandami of NYC at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (PAi6p)

270 Okay, I have to ask:

Real terror plot or a other Fedmade plot to capture some fat retard?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 20, 2026 05:32 PM (i+vnO)

A bag of fries would have captured her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

271 Authorities are still on the lookout for her chin.

Cruel, man. Cruel.

Posted by: VDH at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (guGkK)

272 I'll bet you could use a motion detector as a proximity fuse.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (4NO2D)

273 You know what Grainger doesn't have? Proximity fuses.
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Yeah, but they got that one chick who keeps who the whole stadium running with her top flight mechanical skills!

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (TN0g+)

274
As we discussed before, Prohibition would not have passed had it not been for quite a few men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

I think slavery and the Civil War happened before women voted, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (XJ22o)

275 I'll have to see that to believe it. Yeah, there has always been the current GOP bugaboo yielding to the next, worse one for generations. But Trump Derangement is something special, and GOP peeps are not immune.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)
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Not arguing, but before TDS there was BDS and we all thought that shit was crazy too.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

276 I want to be a part of it............

New York.... New York ..........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2026 05:35 PM (eO806)

277 This informant could have handed her a metal pipe with a kitchen timer on it and she would've said; "Oh, that's cute, I've got one like that at home for timing my chicken nuggets." and then waddle off to bomb the statehouse.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:35 PM (6ydKt)

278 Thunderstorm here in SW Wyoming.

Wow, it rained for five minutes. Now the sun is out again.

There has to be a genius who could figure out how to pipe rain from other places into drought stricken areas.


Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 05:30 PM (/QHx4)

The Romans called them "Aqueducts"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

279 Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:26 PM (6OkUG)

LOL . Is there a limit to the number of handles you can have in one day?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 05:36 PM (JrHfD)

280 Real terror plot or a other Fedmade plot to capture some fat retard?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 20, 2026 05:32 PM (i+vnO)


Maybe they were just hoping to strike gold again by finding $3200 in her vagina.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:36 PM (guGkK)

281 Yeah, but how that does that taste when it thaws out?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Well, not fresh of course, but freezing uncovered dries them out a little so they don't turn into total mush. Just partially.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:36 PM (diia5)

282 More Cushion for the Pushin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2026 05:37 PM (eO806)

283 I think slavery and the Civil War happened before women voted, too.
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"The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it."

Posted by: Adam at August 20, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+)

284 As we discussed before, Prohibition would not have passed had it not been for quite a few men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

I think slavery and the Civil War happened before women voted, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:34 PM (XJ22o)

True enough but a lot of Rebs reported that a major thing keeping them in the ranks in the war was what the women would say if they deserted and went home.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)

285 AS for her mugshot, looks like Sam Kinison at first glance

unrelated:

@Polymarket
·
5h
BREAKING: James Talarico now favored to flip Texas’ U.S. Senate seat blue for the first time since 1988.

Posted by: D'on Black at August 20, 2026 05:38 PM (ZxPkt)

286 Mushy and bad. Freezing peppers bursts a lot of the cells in the flesh due to the water expanding. They can sorta be fine in a stirfry or some other situation where they're not front and center but otherwise, eh.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)

They'd be fine in soups or chili then.

I use them in tacos and sandwiches and chicken & rice, so I need the real deal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

287 She look like she not turn down secret Pork dinner when no looking.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 20, 2026 05:38 PM (3XMoj)

288 You could dry them overnight and a day in a gas oven turned off if it has a pilot light. Chop them up with carrots, onions, etc. and make a soup/stew mix.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)

289 Mushy and bad. Freezing peppers bursts a lot of the cells in the flesh due to the water expanding. They can sorta be fine in a stirfry or some other situation where they're not front and center but otherwise, eh.
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:33 PM (oqH4h)

Yeah I tried freezing a salad once....Once.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

290 Freeze-Driers are pretty spendy. But they are AWESOME for preserving fruits and vegetables.

The combination of vacuum, cold temps, and radiant heat dries them through a process called sublimation, which largely preserves both color and texture. Keep for decades if sealed up properly.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (O0G1y)

291 She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (SwyyQ)

292 5h
BREAKING: James Talarico now favored to flip Texas’ U.S. Senate seat blue for the first time since 1988.


Francesca Hong just called and wants her delusion back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (guGkK)

293 Or, roast and cook them down into a pepper jam and can it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (diia5)

294 Bargon wanchi kox paa, Solo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Posted by: Karen the Hut at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (O7YUW)

295 Jewish voters abandoning their party over El-Sayed, NYC rabbi explains growing movement.

They are obviously Nazis !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (eO806)

296 Article at American Thinker about citizens following foreign countries, Communism and Islam

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0)

297 She look like she not turn down secret Pork dinner when no looking.
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I bet she's completed that 64-ounce steak challenge in Amarillo--the one that requires all of the fixings to be eaten as well. She's probably banned from the place.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 05:40 PM (TN0g+)

298 I do freeze bread, though

I've got four different kinds of bread in the freezer.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

299 David Bowie > Jim Bowie > Jessica Bowie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2026 05:40 PM (IG3/x)

300
I've a good friend (except she is a KC Chiefs fan) who is heavy. But she takes care of herself and is drop dead gorgeous. Blue-eyed brunettes get me every time.
Posted by: Diogenes

===============

And "Aisha," on the other hand, chooses despair instead of a makeover. Despair seems to be winning a lot of hearts and minds in this era of influencers displaying enviable lives of wealth and beauty (all fake).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 05:40 PM (XJ22o)

301 BREAKING: James Talarico now favored to flip Texas’ U.S. Senate seat blue for the first time since 1988.

Posted by: D'on Black at August 20, 2026 05:38 P

Hope springs eternal.

Like Aisha's prison pen pal thinking he has a size 3 hottie.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (Sco7b)

302 Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:29 PM (O0G1y)

________________

I wonder, however, if septum rings conform to the Muslim cultural norms of modesty.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)

303 She is a Damascus 6.

Which is why Goats are so popular in the Muslim community.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (rg/w7)

304 Cookery has dried peppers and chiles for spicier peppers, could you dry and char red peppers?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

305 Saying that Prohibition wouldn't have passed without some men helping is like saying we couldn't have fought World War II without some women helping.

Temperance was a nigh-on exclusively female fad backed up by a bunch of soft dudes that were trying to bang the temperance chicks. Kinda like modern-day leftism.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)

306 In this documentary you will see an illegal immigrant tell me that he's run from an islamic country to turn our country into an islamic country."
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I don't fear an ascendant islam.

What I fear is a supine Christianity that is failing to adhere to its duty to preach and offer His Gospel to all men.

A confident and faithful Christianity has nothing to fear from islam.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 05:42 PM (3cUTc)

307 I use habanero peppers from my freezer often, in chili or burritos. The heat stays intact.

Posted by: D'on Black at August 20, 2026 05:43 PM (ZxPkt)

308 I wonder how long a vacuum sealed bell pepper or onions would last?


AI:
Vacuum-sealed bell peppers last 1 to 2 weeks in the refrigerator and 6 to 18 months in the freezer, depending on preparation and storage conditions. Onions are more sensitive; while vacuum sealing extends their life, experts warn that sealing low-acid vegetables like onions in the refrigerator creates anaerobic conditions that can promote the growth of Clostridium botulinum toxin, making refrigerated storage unsafe after a few days. Therefore, onions should only be vacuum sealed and stored in the freezer, where they remain safe and retain quality for 6 to 12 months.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

309 The Romans called them "Aqueducts"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:35 PM


And what have the Romans ever given us in return?

...

P.S. I love the fact that Cleese has been at least partially red pilled.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 05:43 PM (HlyYF)

310 > Which is why Goats are so popular in the Muslim community.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (rg/w7)

Many years ago a relative had some Middle Easterners living in the apartment above hers. She heard various weird noises all the time.

Then one day she looked up at their balcony. Yep, they had a goat living there with them.

The landlord was not amused.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2026 05:43 PM (IG3/x)

311 Temperance was a nigh-on exclusively female fad backed up by a bunch of soft dudes that were trying to bang the temperance chicks. Kinda like modern-day leftism.
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Molly Hatchet was no chick.

Woof-woof.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 05:43 PM (3cUTc)

312 Saying that Prohibition wouldn't have passed without some men helping is like saying we couldn't have fought World War II without some women helping.

Temperance was a nigh-on exclusively female fad backed up by a bunch of soft dudes that were trying to bang the temperance chicks. Kinda like modern-day leftism.
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:42 PM (oqH4h)

sounds more like a long winded 'you are right'.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

313 293 Or, roast and cook them down into a pepper jam and can it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (diia5)
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Pepper jelly is my Kryptonite. Put that, some cream cheese, and a box of crackers in front of me and I'll gain 10 lbs while you watch.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:44 PM (oqH4h)

314 sounds more like a long winded 'you are right'.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)
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Wasn't directed at any particular commenter. Just saw some passing discussion about it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:45 PM (oqH4h)

315 Another miserable person wanting attention. Nothing new. The world is full of them.

Posted by: Case at August 20, 2026 05:45 PM (VrYHL)

316 LOL . Is there a limit to the number of handles you can have in one day?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 05:36 PM (JrHfD)


On par with the number of threads you can follow me around.

At this point, I get it if your husband has a case of the ass at me. How about this ? Run a vacuum. Rattle some pots and pans. Maybe slip that boy a twenty to go to the movies and then have sexy time ?

Take me off your mind. Refresh yourself with the fine art of a handy. Surprise yourself. Surprise me. By not following me around 24/7.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:45 PM (6OkUG)

317 I now get all my information from the Ace, CoBs, horde and AI.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 20, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

318 (I meant Carrie Nation; IDK why I thought Molly Hatchet)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 05:46 PM (3cUTc)

319 Molly Hatchet was no chick.

Woof-woof.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

She had Dreams.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2026 05:46 PM (CjhZR)

320 This is hard to really know, but I think the attacks on prohibition above are simplistic.

My understanding was that drinking really was a big problem at the time.

Prohibition was a bad idea, but I think it was a bad solution to a real problem.

In the end, it was very disruptive to a lot of people and industry, it created a lot of criminal networks, and did a lot of harm.

It also seems to have reduced alcohol consumption. Not saying it was worth it, but also not saying that the people who favored it were idiots.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:46 PM (YiKu7)

321
SpeakingOf,

You are a wise man or woman or whatever you today, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 05:47 PM (/QHx4)

322 Cover her back up and ship her out of the country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2026 05:47 PM (wzUl9)

323 @318 you were Flirting with Disaster

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (rp63B)

324 If true, then we enter some serious but not uncharted territory. 90 years ago we backed Japan into an economic corner...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (2WIwB)


The '40s might have worked out differently if we'd destroyed Japan's military prior to backing them into an economic corner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e)

325 Molly Hatchet was no chick.

Woof-woof.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

She had Dreams.
-----

He's tall, he's short, he's fat, he's thin
He's out for vengeance, he's out to win
The road he walks is dark and dim
Don't let him catch you out on a limb

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

326 Molly Hatchet was no chick.

Bitch constantly Flirted With Disaster.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (6OkUG)

327 My understanding was that drinking really was a big problem at the time.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:46 PM (YiKu7)
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My read is that it was less that drinking was a huge problem than it was that Victorian priggishness was ascendant and people daring to have a good time was seen as a problem.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 05:49 PM (oqH4h)

328 @318 you were Flirting with Disaster
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (rp63B)


Damn It !!!

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:49 PM (6OkUG)

329 Cookery has dried peppers and chiles for spicier peppers, could you dry and char red peppers?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

Char red peppers on a grill or gas stove, if you have one (lucky...). When the skin is blackened all around, place in a brown paper bag, while the pepper is still hot. Crimp the top and leave for at least 10-20 minutes. The blackened skim rubs off, and you have a roasted pepper that can go in a jar half filled with olive oil and garlic. Good for several months, but you'll consume them well before that...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 20, 2026 05:50 PM (nbLIj)

330 basically, what am saying is that it is prudent to use caution when criticizing things from the distant past.

There usually is a good reason for a lot of bad decisions. Some bad decisions, like the covid shutdown, were absolute insanity. But not all.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:50 PM (/3Rki)

331 Freeze-Dried is the go to for food preservation. 30 to 50 year shelf life, with the right packaging.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (O0G1y)

332 Freeze-Driers are pretty spendy. But they are AWESOME for preserving fruits and vegetables.

The combination of vacuum, cold temps, and radiant heat dries them through a process called sublimation, which largely preserves both color and texture. Keep for decades if sealed up properly.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 05:39 PM (O0G1y
****
I should have done this.

Posted by: Zombie ira Einhorn at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (C60MQ)

333 nood

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

334 This is hard to really know, but I think the attacks on prohibition above are simplistic.

My understanding was that drinking really was a big problem at the time.

Prohibition was a bad idea, but I think it was a bad solution to a real problem.

In the end, it was very disruptive to a lot of people and industry, it created a lot of criminal networks, and did a lot of harm.

It also seems to have reduced alcohol consumption. Not saying it was worth it, but also not saying that the people who favored it were idiots.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:46 PM (YiKu7)

Fun fact: The first alternative baseball league was formed when selling beer and whiskey was banned by the National League. This league was very popular with recent immigrants who had their one day off to see a game and have a tot or beer there. They merged back into the National League about 10 years later in 1892.

But i agree that hard drinking rates probably dropped and also shifted to beer generally post Prohibition

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (uhVAy)

335 I want to believe this but Benny Johnson is such an hysterical nut-hugger and cheerleader for the Administration that I'll go ahead and find a bucket of salt to go with it.
---
I like Benny.
But he is the Gateway Pundit of the YouTube--always first, sometimes right.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (3cUTc)

336 That's a big tent she's wearing. Probably smells like camel's ass in there.

Posted by: fd at August 20, 2026 05:51 PM (MWfyi)

337 she's hot, stinks and smells of elderberries

Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (8uzBS)

338 basically, what am saying is that it is prudent to use caution when criticizing things from the distant past.

Nope. I hate this line of reasoning. They made Awful Decisions for All the Right Reasons.

Decisions get judged by results. Except for those that prefer the Dogma behind the decision.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (6OkUG)

339 Nood
Quick hits

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

340 "We're fightin' the terrorists there, so we don't fight the terrorists here."

"Now watch this drive."

Just think, without Trump, we'd be in the first term of a George P Bush presidency.

Posted by: Dubya at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (qwx/I)

341 My read is that it was less that drinking was a huge problem than it was that Victorian priggishness was ascendant and people daring to have a good time was seen as a problem.
Posted by: ballistic


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This is what I just don't know. I read fiction from the time, and you see people drinking quite a lot during the day and at work. Maybe they had high tolerance, but maybe it was a big problem.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (/3Rki)

342
Sad about Jessica Bowie...

She was just about to release her first album,

"The Ribs and Fried Pies of Porky Deepdish"


Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2026 05:53 PM (iJfKG)

343 If true, then we enter some serious but not uncharted territory. 90 years ago we backed Japan into an economic corner...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 05:15 PM (2WIwB)

The '40s might have worked out differently if we'd destroyed Japan's military prior to backing them into an economic corner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 20, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e)

They were an ally in WWI, so it gets tricky. Their Central Pacific islands were inherited from Germany in the peace treaty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

344 I'd understood the Prohibition led to more people trying alcohol than before it, because now it was "forbidden fruit," and because people saw that what the government was doing wasn't working. They saw their neighbors and friends didn't take the rules seriously, and so they went ahead and flouted the rules too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 20, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

345 Prohibition is kind of funny when you consider at the time every public school kid was learning about the wonderous Johnny Appleseed in a very positive light....when in fact his goal was to plant apple trees across the land to increase the ability to produce hard cider and applejack.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 05:54 PM (dIske)

346 Nope. I hate this line of reasoning. They made Awful Decisions for All the Right Reasons.

Decisions get judged by results. Except for those that prefer the Dogma behind the decision.
Posted by: Heinlein Was Right

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Hate away.
We all know you are smarter than anyone who ever lived.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:54 PM (/3Rki)

347 Yeah, but how that does that taste when it thaws out?
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Like 300 lbs. in a burqa in August.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2026 05:56 PM (YSQQv)

348 Hate away.
We all know you are smarter than anyone who ever lived.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:54 PM (/3Rki)


Nope. That's the brutal point.

If you want to make decisions ? Then they either work, or they don't. Screw all this romantic crap about Right Idea, Wrong Outcome. That crap started with Teddy Roosevelt, and his "Man in the Ring" crap.

Fuck the man in the ring. I didn't ask him to want to be in charge. Best do it well, since you are so insistent on being in charge.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 05:57 PM (6OkUG)

349 My read is that it was less that drinking was a huge problem than it was that Victorian priggishness was ascendant and people daring to have a good time was seen as a problem.
Posted by: ballistic


------------
This is what I just don't know. I read fiction from the time, and you see people drinking quite a lot during the day and at work. Maybe they had high tolerance, but maybe it was a big problem.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 05:52 PM (/3Rki)

The Victorians were pretty able to be priggish and not outlaw stuff...for example they didn't have Prohibition there and they did in the US. And 1920 is 20 years post Victoria. It was tied to a set of revivals, and viewed with more suspicion because the newer immigrants from Germany, Italy, and points deeper in Europe were drinking harder stuff and more that city folks in the East and Midwest did routinely.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

350 If Texis goes Blue, throw in the towel
Or start building a bunker

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

351 Decisions get judged by results. Except for those that prefer the Dogma behind the decision.
Posted by: Heinlein Was Right

There are results and results. Prohibition did cut down on a lot of drinking by people who could not afford to evade the rules, presumably improving their health and the lives of their families to an extent.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

352 If Texis goes Blue, throw in the towel.

Texas voted for Carter in '76.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 06:01 PM (6OkUG)

353 If Texis goes Blue, throw in the towel
Or start building a bunker
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

Texas has been 'two weeks' away from going Democrat for a long time these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 06:02 PM (uhVAy)

354 There are results and results. Prohibition did cut down on a lot of drinking by people who could not afford to evade the rules, presumably improving their health and the lives of their families to an extent.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)


And here we go. I wish I could claim the quote. Everybody is a Fascist about what they personally believe.

Fauci and Scarves were worried about your personal health. At least from a statistical perspective.

Posted by: Heinlein Was Right at August 20, 2026 06:03 PM (6OkUG)

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