Thursday Night Cafe

The Great Smoky Mountains, from the top of Clingmans Dome
@BernabePhoto

Giant dog and tiny dog.

Watering otters (the evil kind).

Dog and duck companions.

Frogs give a "seriously?!" look as the other eats a worm each wanted.

Pizza fu.

Birds aren't real.

Birds aren't real and are also scary.

I swear this is sorcery.

Caught fish has driving will to survive.

Mockatrice.

I got you, friend.

Grandma orca merks great white shark.

This bear, obviously out of control, had decided to join a pack of wolves.

South Korea’s L-SAM missile can steer mid-air to hit fast moving targets with precision.

[📹 CodeIntellectus] pic.twitter.com/fMiLz1iCQ3
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 19, 2026

I envy people who know how to have fun with simple things. pic.twitter.com/khUZrc7DGr
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 19, 2026

Bian lian, the ancient Chinese art of changing faces in the blink of an eye pic.twitter.com/Fk9JQf19J5
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 19, 2026

Bull sees a show-jumping horse and decides he can do it too pic.twitter.com/Gj5EpmiufE
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 19, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM

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1 I just found out how they caught that Aisha bombing woman in New York. Apparently she ordered her suicide vest with "extra gravy".

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 07:11 PM (vE0+H)

2
South Korea’s L-SAM missile can steer mid-air to hit fast moving targets with precision.

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We have that too. For at least 20 years.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2026 07:13 PM (L78T1)

3 Huh.

Posted by: RI Red - at August 20, 2026 07:15 PM (v5IDs)

4
Ugh. Mowed the yard today. It was very hot and I took a pretty good beating. But it's done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 07:15 PM (O0L8i)

5
What's on the Cafe menu?

I'll order fried catfish, fried okra and green beans with corn muffins. Thank you.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:16 PM (/QHx4)

6 Grandma orca merks great white shark.

I first read that as Grandma Okra.
I was cheering for the shark.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 07:18 PM (2WIwB)

7 *sits at four seasons' table*

*tries best to look forlorn and famished*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

8
I'll order fried catfish, fried okra and green beans with corn muffins. Thank you.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:16 PM (/QHx4)

_________

Our favorite Cajun restaurant had what they called a Creole platter. Blackened catfish and andouille sausage, slathered with étouffee and served on red beans and rice. Haven't had it in years. Wonder what would happen if I asked.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 07:20 PM (O0L8i)

9 South Korea’s L-SAM missile can steer mid-air to hit fast moving targets with precision.

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We have that too. For at least 20 years.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 20, 2026 07:13 PM (L78T1)

Russian SAMs were a big deal in the 1973 war in the Sinai. So more than 53 years, and probably the west had some under development earlier still.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

10
I hate sharks in a completely unfair way. I know they have a job, I know it's their nature, but I just don't want to be eaten.

Go orca. According to the comments, she's going to have shark liver for dinner.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 07:21 PM (XJ22o)

11 Mowed the yard today. It was very hot and I took a pretty good beating. But it's done.
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Not for long! It's just gonna grow back, and need it again.

(I was at an RV park in Moab, getting a shower after a long hike. I told 'em I wanted a refund from the last shower I got from 'em. "That last one didn't take" I said.)

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 07:21 PM (O0G1y)

12

Hadrian, yum.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:23 PM (/QHx4)

13 I like Train Jumper Girl

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

14 I'll have to tell the wife about the train jumping video.
I'm pretty sure it was taken in the town right next to ours. She'll want to give it a try.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2026 07:24 PM (0MjtC)

15 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at August 20, 2026 07:25 PM (dpXJq)

16 Dogs are wonderful.

Reef update. Changed from Trazadone for anxiety to Fluoxitene(sp?)- which is essentially dog Prozac. He still has a couple weeks before it's supposed to be built up in his system, but so far, it seems like a big change for the better. This dog has always been as tightly wound as a spring, jumping at every noise, even inside. He seems to be actually relaxing and the frantic zoomies and jumping have subsided (he still gets zoomies but he does not frantically do 8 circuits of the apartment.)

He still is spiking a bit outside and 'beats the bushes' by jumping and growling (but no barking now) if he does not see anything. Still checking every direction at once, but a bit less frantically, I think.

So far, better living through chemistry has my endorsement. And he seems a lot more content and happy now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 20, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

17 That L-Sam missile is very cool.

I'm feeding my friends' cats for a bit. They gave me a ton of the cat food which is out on the porch with water. This changes pretty much nothing with Snowflake. Her Mom Starry is coming here more and hanging around.

They're both fixed and I took them in during the last cold winter. Ralphy likes to,chase Starry but he's also 105 in dog years...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 07:26 PM (Sco7b)

18
Taking a break from working on my book to recreate the spreadsheet with Dutch's (The Beeg Boy) show career. It's woefully fragmentary right now, but he was mostly shown in Texas, Louisiana and Arkansas. The Ultimate Show Search function at MB-F's Infodog site is a real help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 07:28 PM (O0L8i)

19 Cheered the fish's will to survive...or it's dumb luck.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 20, 2026 07:29 PM (NFX2v)

20 The train jumping girl learned her skills by avoiding lava in her living room.

Posted by: goatexchange at August 20, 2026 07:30 PM (hyS0X)

21 Is that trainspotting?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2026 07:32 PM (Cqx++)

22 Thanks all..
Train jumping girl was cute.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 07:33 PM (Sco7b)

23 "Mowed the yard today. It was very hot and I took a pretty good beating. But it's done."

Tomorrow morning's plan, before the rain arrives. Too lazy to do it tonite.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 07:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

24 Late to the party, but in last thread, I was surprised I didn't see anyone give the obvious response to this:

"Parents" are suing a surrogate mother for refusing to abort a baby they've decided they don't want any longer.

Any Lefty upset with that should be told "her body, her choice".

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 07:34 PM (bVQHO)

25 I like Train Jumper Girl
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

Me too. Some people just know how to enjoy the moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 20, 2026 07:34 PM (0aYVJ)

26 I'm not sure if that's a missile. Other than the general term "missile" which could be used for a thrown rock or ballistic llama, a missile weapon is airborne. If you're airborne there are a lot quicker ways of maneuvering than those little jets. You'd use fins and stuff. When they have thrusters like that it is for space, kinetic kill vehicles, and the like.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2026 07:35 PM (3uBP9)

27 Here's an old video of an HTK vehicle test that's pretty cool, and noisy:
youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 07:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

28
And tomorrow through Sunday, I'll be working as a steward for the Toy Dog Club of Houston. There's nothing in it for me except a free lunch and a deposit in the Favor Bank. Last year was so bad I nearly stopped stewarding altogether.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

29 Okay, I'll say it. Clowns freak me out, especially chinese devil clowns.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

30 >>>Pizza fu.

No way is pro wrestling fake. It's real I tell you, REAL.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM (syz1S)

31 Bull was a fine jumper! Bonus when it breaks a leg-hamburger!

Posted by: Ground Beef at August 20, 2026 07:37 PM (JM9I6)

32 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

33
I hate clowns. It's creepy and also anything that hides its face.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)

34 >>>Birds aren't real.

Comments like this are why we no longer hang around ace.
--The Crows

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2026 07:38 PM (syz1S)

35 @33

>>I hate clowns. It's creepy and also anything that hides its face.

How do you feel about mimes?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2026 07:41 PM (XV/Pl)

36

Same Thomas

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:41 PM (/QHx4)

37 I hate clowns. It's creepy and also anything that hides its face.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)

When I was a little kid, Halloween brought a lot of kids to our door. I saw vampires, mummies, cheap plastic masks, etc. Then two girls show up dressed in clown costumes with really well-done makeup. I screamed and ran to my bedroom.

Clowns are legitimately unnerving.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 20, 2026 07:42 PM (0aYVJ)

38 Clowns are legitimately unnerving
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Why would you say something like that??

Posted by: John Gacy at August 20, 2026 07:45 PM (O0G1y)

39 >>>When his friend falls, this donkey lies down to hug him & waits for him to get up.

Alternate Caption:
Donkey #1 falls to the ground and Donkey #2 immediately jumps on top of him and tries to prevent him from getting back up. However, Donkey #1 perseveres and is able to regain his feet.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2026 07:45 PM (syz1S)

40 don't be bringin' no clown to my little town..
-something Robert Johnson might have sung

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 07:46 PM (LHPAg)

41 "Probosciger aterrimus"

'Polly want a finger?'
'I'll settle for a forearm.'

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 07:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

42 How do you feel about mimes?

* reaches for olive loaf *

Posted by: Opus at August 20, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs)

43
Speaking of clowns, lol. School starts Monday. Son and DIL
asked the kids what they want to do tomorrow. The 12 y/o has other plans, the three others want to spend the day with us old folks.

Blessed?Yes we are.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 07:51 PM (/QHx4)

44 >>>I envy people who know how to have fun with simple things.

We describe them as Easily Amused. It's not really a compliment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 20, 2026 07:51 PM (syz1S)

45 How do you feel about mimes?

* reaches for olive loaf *
Posted by: Opus at August 20, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs)

I truly believe that this was peak Bloom County.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 20, 2026 07:52 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Goldenrod in full bloom already. Tempus fugit.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 07:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

47 I'm not sure if that's a missile. Other than the general term "missile" which could be used for a thrown rock or ballistic llama, a missile weapon is airborne. If you're airborne there are a lot quicker ways of maneuvering than those little jets. You'd use fins and stuff. When they have thrusters like that it is for space, kinetic kill vehicles, and the like.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2026 07:35 PM (3uBP9)

burning the fuel flat out like that also makes that a short term mover...and a small warhead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 07:53 PM (uhVAy)

48 I don’t think any of those characters is a clown in the western sense. Devil maybe for the red one. Just don’t know enough context, but none of them fits in the western category “clown” I think.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 07:54 PM (ZVgZ4)

49 On the other hand, Marcel Marceau had the best line in Silent Movie.. OK, it was the only line, but still.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2026 07:54 PM (vTZFs)

50 Didn’t you notice the animated part? it’s a satellite killer, for use in outer space

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 07:55 PM (ZVgZ4)

51 Clowns are funny.

Posted by: Henry Hill at August 20, 2026 07:58 PM (Q+gd/)

52 How did this birds are not real.get started?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

53 As it is Friday, perhaps I should mention that the Drinking Lamp is Lit.

Not that I turned it on, just forgot to turn it off this morning.

Posted by: Living my Best Miklos at August 20, 2026 08:01 PM (4RYRd)

54 How did this birds are not real.get started?
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)
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Richard Gere's gerbil started it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2026 08:01 PM (RIvkX)

55 Orcas are real.
- A. Shark

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg)

56 Never cross a larger frog. They will eat you.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 20, 2026 08:02 PM (tvdD1)

57 For change there was an earthquake in Peru, between 6.7 and 7.2 depending who you ask. It is a fairly remote area, quite rugged, and no deaths are reported yet. It did cause a number of landslides in the Andes in the area. The closest town is about 10.000 population

USGS Earthquakes
@USGS_Quakes

Notable quake, preliminary info: M 6.7 - 38 km NW of Upahuacho, Peru
11:19 AM · Aug 20, 2026

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2026 08:03 PM (rbvCR)

58 And tomorrow through Sunday, I'll be working as a steward for the Toy Dog Club of Houston. There's nothing in it for me except a free lunch and a deposit in the Favor Bank. Last year was so bad I nearly stopped stewarding altogether.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

I'd say, "have fun!," but it sounds like that's out of the question. At least it won't be cold and un-humid~ !

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 08:04 PM (lCppi)

59

I'll never get over Upahuacho Grande

Posted by: Miklos has a Drinking Problem at August 20, 2026 08:05 PM (4RYRd)

60 Grab your top hat and hope you do great Hadrian

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

61 Evening, all.

I hate this heat.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 20, 2026 08:06 PM (aJQbY)

62 56 Never cross a larger frog. They will eat you.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 20, 2026 08:02 PM (tvdD1)

I too played "The Village of Hommlet"

Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 08:06 PM (88C+u)

63
Hadrian,

Which breeds are considered toy dogs? Can you tuck them in your pocket?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:06 PM (/QHx4)

64 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

65 Sleep well Skip!

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)

66 Top Five Penguin Population Nations
1.Chile
2. UK
3.France
4.Argentina
5.Australia

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at August 20, 2026 08:09 PM (JM9I6)

67
Which breeds are considered toy dogs? Can you tuck them in your pocket?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:06 PM (/QHx4)

__________

https://tinyurl.com/c7h6tp6r

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:10 PM (O0L8i)

68
As it is Friday

Posted by: Living my Best Miklos

==============

Where are you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 08:12 PM (XJ22o)

69 Okay, I'll say it. Clowns freak me out, especially chinese devil clowns.
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

Of course, becuz you're sane.
Growing up, the Torchlight parade that started Seafair was a family tradition but we were always attacked by the Seafair Pirates--very terrifying to a 5 year old me. Scarred me, I'd say--to this day, Im not a fan of pirates.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 08:13 PM (lCppi)

70 I too played "The Village of Hommlet"
Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 08:06 PM (88C+u)
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I think I have that around here somewhere....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 08:13 PM (FZ29D)

71
Miklos is in the great state of SC, second to the great state of Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)

72 Where are you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lying in the gutter, looking at the stars

Posted by: Optimistiklos at August 20, 2026 08:16 PM (4RYRd)

73 Lying in the gutter, looking at the stars
Posted by: Optimistiklos at August 20, 2026 08:16 PM (4RYRd)

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I guess that's better than looking down at the sewer mutants.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 08:17 PM (FZ29D)

74 Way back when I was a kid I watched Bozo the Clown. He had a TV show and was always a happy clown. He showed cartoons on his show. Was never creepy. Never was scared of Bozo. But I will admit some clowns are not for little kids.

Posted by: Case at August 20, 2026 08:18 PM (VrYHL)

75 Asking Google AI "I'm trapped in a room filled with penguin guano!"

"Find an exit or a window immediately. Cover your nose and mouth with cloth to avoid breathing strong ammonia fumes, as confined penguin guano releases high levels of toxic gases that can overwhelm you.

Survival Steps

Protect your airway: Tie a shirt or fabric over your face.

Locate the door: Push against doors or walls to find a way out.

Call for help: Use a phone if you have signal.

Could you tell me how you got into this situation and if you have any tools or a phone with you so I can give you better rescue advice?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

76 Tricky ass Navy bastards!

Chris Bray
@a_chrisbray⁷
From a New York Times video about the suffering among sailors deployed on the USS Abraham Lincoln. The caption, in case it's too small to read, says, "They didn't sign up to be on a ship in the middle of the ocean."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7)

77
Sewers mutants or sewer gators?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:19 PM (/QHx4)

78
Today is the 49th anniversary of the launch of Voyager 2. It's twin, Voyager 1 was launched a couple weeks later, on Sept. 5th.

Because of the trajectories chosen, Voyager 1 got to Jupiter and Saturn first, then took a slingshot "up" out of the ecliptic (this was to enable a pass by Titan to get the most information possible).

Voyager 2 get going in plane before taking its own slingshot "down" at Neptuen.

Voyager 1 will reach 1 light-day from Earth in Nov.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 08:20 PM (w6EFb)

79 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

80
The caption, in case it's too small to read, says, "They didn't sign up to be on a ship in the middle of the ocean."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 20, 2026 08:19 PM (ndZc7)

_________

Huh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

81 Miklos is in the great state of SC, second to the great state of Wyoming.

Posted by: four seasons

And easier for one of those puzzles with all the 50 states

Posted by: Miklos sees no need to decide if slice of pizza or pie shaped at August 20, 2026 08:21 PM (4RYRd)

82 Ammonia keeps the mind awake and focused. It is used to resuscitate people who are unconscious.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front, Eastern Branch at August 20, 2026 08:22 PM (JM9I6)

83

Sack up pussies. Do you not know anything about how military people survived on nothing in other wars?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:22 PM (/QHx4)

84 Okay, I'll say it. Clowns freak me out, especially chinese devil clowns.
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 07:36 PM

My understanding is that, as a rule, cannibals don't like clowns.

One will always ask "Does this taste funny to you?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 08:23 PM (0sNs1)

85 Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg

Pull up a seat and kick yer boots off

When Marleen wanders out, jus' tell 'er what yer havin'

Posted by: Miklos hits spittoon with remarkanle accuracy at August 20, 2026 08:23 PM (4RYRd)

86 Watching So I Married an Axe Murderer, Nancy Travis was such a babe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

87 Sack up pussies. Do you not know anything about how military people survived on nothing in other wars?

Posted by: four seasons

I bet commenter Pillage Idiot knows

Posted by: Miklos thinks sometimes old ways are best ways at August 20, 2026 08:24 PM (4RYRd)

88 Howdy, Miklos. Here’s hoping you aren’t bothered by ruder pests.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

89 Sewers mutants or sewer gators?

Posted by: four seasons

Sewer gators are in New York, silly.

Everybody knows that

Posted by: Miklos sees no need to investigate further at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (4RYRd)

90

Chris Bray
@a_chrisbray⁷
From a New York Times video about the suffering among sailors deployed on the USS Abraham Lincoln. The caption, in case it's too small to read, says, "They didn't sign up to be on a ship in the middle of the ocean."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!

Yeah, no. They did. They gambled on the 4 years and $1200 GI Bill and came up craps. This is what bootstrapping your white privilege into a solid middle class life style looks like.

At least they weren't crawling through 3 feet of McSplurry on a LRRP for their bootstrap.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (QVmho)

91
So, this Lindsay Clancy trial. Are we now normalizing the idea that it's so tough to be a woman that killing your kids is OK?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

92 Hello! Just got home, walked the hound in the rain, and my daughter made dinner - our healthier chicken nuggets and broccoli. That was very sweet of her.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 But I will admit some clowns are not for little kids.
Posted by: Case

KoKo the Clown from "The Groove Tube" comes to mind.

(After he got the Big People (parents) to leave the room he took off some of his costume and started reading Fanny Hill to the kids.)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2026 08:28 PM (Y8Lgz)

94 Piper,

At least it wasn't kale!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 20, 2026 08:29 PM (aJQbY)

95 Howdy, Miklos. Here’s hoping you aren’t bothered by ruder pests.
Posted by: Bulg

Oh no.

Today (August 20) is Hungary's version of a combination of July 4th and Labor Day. Fireworks, food, and imbibement.

Posted by: Miklos celebrates St. Stephen's Day at August 20, 2026 08:29 PM (4RYRd)

96 From a New York Times video about the suffering among sailors deployed on the USS Abraham Lincoln. The caption, in case it's too small to read, says, "They didn't sign up to be on a ship in the middle of the ocean."

Probably true. They all thought they were going to be Maverick.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2026 08:30 PM (vTZFs)

97 92 *taps foot impatiently*

So, what is she making for the REST of us?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

98 At least they weren't crawling through 3 feet of McSplurry on a LRRP for their bootstrap.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM

LRRPs were pretty good*. Often made by Mountain House.

* pretty good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> most C-Rats
pretty good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ham & Lima Beans

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

99 Watching So I Married an Axe Murderer, Nancy Travis was such a babe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2026 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

Still use a number of quotes from that movie.

My lady friend got tired of me telling any diner /restaurant waitress that serves you a huge glass of water, ' Excuse me but I ordered the large glass of water '

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)

100 Miklos, what is the national alcoholic drink of Hungary?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:32 PM (77rzZ)

101 Slivovitz

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 08:33 PM (0sNs1)

102 Huh?All SAMs steer.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 08:33 PM (YwEeS)

103 So, this Lindsay Clancy trial. Are we now normalizing the idea that it's so tough to be a woman that killing your kids is OK?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So

Alex Murdaugh will declare herself Alexis any day now.

Posted by: Miklos Predicts at August 20, 2026 08:34 PM (4RYRd)

104 I like Nancy Travis on Last Man Standing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2026 08:34 PM (ZLygy)

105 Miklos, what is the national alcoholic drink of Hungary?
Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:32 PM (77rzZ)

101 Slivovitz
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Palinka

Which is basically slivovitz

Posted by: Miklos has sampled quite a bit of that at August 20, 2026 08:35 PM (4RYRd)

106 Slivovitz
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The detective on NYPD Blue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2026 08:35 PM (ZLygy)

107
Broccoli is my favotite green vegetable.

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:36 PM (/QHx4)

108 Just catching up on the day's doings, and saw this from Mollie Hemmingway in one of the earlier threads:
Mollie
@MZHemingway
5h

Not one but two foreign-born TSA agents I attempted to communicate with at Dulles airport this morning did not have sufficient English language skills to answer questions. A bit disconcerting.

I will have to say, to be fair, it is not all that uncommon to find a native-born Gen Z (or younger) who also lack sufficient Englash language skills to answer questions.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 20, 2026 08:36 PM (4xknN)

109 @99

>>Still use a number of quotes from that movie.

It's really good.

The crazy thing is the film is 33 years old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2026 08:36 PM (XV/Pl)

110 "Long Range Patrol Packet" or somesuch. Lighter in weight than MCIs, for special forces guys and snake eaters. They had one big ass pouch of freeze-dried Chili, and a spoon, a couple coffees and that was about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 08:37 PM (O0G1y)

111
Broccoli is my favotite green vegetable.
Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:36 PM (/QHx4)

_________

*gags*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:37 PM (O0L8i)

112 94 Piper,

At least it wasn't kale!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August

We had our leafy greens in the breakfast smoothie, lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 The recent surge in penguin propaganda is being driven by a new marketing campaign financed by Big Penguin. Billboards, radio spots, blog comments, and product placements in the media are designed to soften public opinion of the invaders from the Southern hemisphere.

As countries such as Chile, Argentina, and even France can attest, the invasion of the mephitic menace has resulted in a reduced quality of life for it's citizens and non-citizens alike. If we do not want to become like France, the threat must be addressed head on.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 20, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

114 Harriet Michaels: "What do you look for in a woman you date?"

Charlie Mackenzie: "Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size."

Posted by: polynikes at August 20, 2026 08:39 PM (KC5Lt)

115 Palinka, palinka, palinka moya…

Posted by: Bulg in basic Russian chorus at DLi at August 20, 2026 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

116 I will have to say, to be fair, it is not all that uncommon to find a native-born Gen Z (or younger) who also lack sufficient Englash language skills to answer questions.
Posted by: tankdemon

There is a reason that all colleges and universities have a campus writing center for all the students who don't English much.

Posted by: Miklos hopes AI is being trained on my comments at August 20, 2026 08:39 PM (4RYRd)

117 97 92 *taps foot impatiently*

So, what is she making for the REST of us?
Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:30 PM

Well the poor kid would have starved so she had to fend for herself. I told her I would make her tacos tomorrow night.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

118 (Not just Chili, they had Beef Stew, Chicken Stew, and probably others)

When MREs first debuted, I thought they were a sample pack, sort of a proof of concept. Not the finished product. The "main meal" was five ounces. That would be about 1/3rd of a can of Chili, say. Who eats 1/3rd of a can of Chili and says "I'm good"?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 08:40 PM (O0G1y)

119 Chicken feet>>Chicken Backs>>Chicken Nuggets

Posted by: Use ALL Of The Bird! at August 20, 2026 08:40 PM (JM9I6)

120 Palinka, palinka, palinka moya…
Posted by: Bulg in basic Russian chorus a

NYET

Jest na MNYE

Posted by: Miklosov, Thirsty Ancient Slavonaut Theorist at August 20, 2026 08:41 PM (4RYRd)

121 Harriet Michaels: "What do you look for in a woman you date?"

No dribbling.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 20, 2026 08:41 PM (88C+u)

122 "Mowed the yard today. It was very hot and I took a pretty good beating. But it's done."

Looked at yard today.
Thought about the mower.
Hired the neighbor kid.
Poured whiskey.
Took nap.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)

123
Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

124 117 So, Piper, are you making tacos for the REST of us?

*taps foot impatiently*

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:42 PM (77rzZ)

125 Huh?All SAMs steer.
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 08:33 PM (YwEeS)

Sheesh.
Put Mrs D on the launcher. She's always telling everyone where to go.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 08:43 PM (2WIwB)

126 I could murder a Venice Beach Fish Taco right about now.

I guess I'll just have to have another Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2026 08:44 PM (XV/Pl)

127 123
Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I am not surprised. But I am sad the water is so low. I camped there as a child.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

128 Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

*checks water level on the Saluda*

*sigh of relief*

Posted by: Miklos, pre-emptively Fifth-pleading (opens another Fifth) at August 20, 2026 08:45 PM (4RYRd)

129 As it is Friday, perhaps I should mention that the Drinking Lamp is Lit.

Not that I turned it on, just forgot to turn it off this morning.
Posted by: Living my Best Miklos at August 20, 2026 08:01 PM (4RYRd)

Is it past midnight where you are? It’s still Thursday on the east coast of the USA.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 08:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

130 That vulture is nightmare fuel.
Looked up the Chinese mask changers. I understand the mask change from googling it, what accounts for the clothing change? That wasn’t explained.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 20, 2026 08:46 PM (2NHgQ)

131 Tacos for all if you are in south Alabama!

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

132 @93 Tonypete

I remember Koko the clown from the Groove Tube movie.
Of course that was years later. The Groove Tube was a funny movie. To bad movies have gotten so crummy these days. It's all this politically correct BS.

Posted by: Case at August 20, 2026 08:48 PM (VrYHL)

133 It’s still Thursday on the east coast of the USA.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

That's what THEY want you to think

Posted by: Miklos, not fooled by no "experts" at August 20, 2026 08:49 PM (4RYRd)

134 Harriet Michaels: "What do you look for in a woman you date?"

No dribbling.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 20, 2026 08:41 PM (88C+u)

So the women of the WNBA are fine by you? They seem to be always traveling.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 08:49 PM (ZVgZ4)

135 I could be in real trouble if the level of the Little Pee Dee River drops significantly.

Posted by: Miscreant In Marion at August 20, 2026 08:49 PM (JM9I6)

136
Can't ya'll pee in it and raise the level ?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:51 PM (/QHx4)

137 What do kale tacos taste like, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

138
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy arrived safely in Lake Elmo and she's set up the gypsy encampment for this weekend's shows. Wish the big dope good luck.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:51 PM (O0L8i)

139 Dinosaurs
Ice ages
Volcanoes
More ice ages
Water rises and falls and glaciers create canyons and lakes and dry up.

There’s not a damn thing humans can do to influence the rising and falling of the oceans.

We CAN and MUST do a better job of cleaning up after ourselves.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM (yEz+x)

140 Are these recent remains or something some tribe will claim is an ancestor and rebury before they can be examined?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

141
They've found several bodies since the water level started really dropping. One was a mob hit, body in a barrel. Some others were accidental deaths, matched up with missing persons, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM (w6EFb)

142 Tacos for all if you are in south Alabama!
Posted by: Piper

"Hello NetJets? Mr. Miklos will require a Gulfstream tomorrow..."

Posted by: Third Assistant Flunky at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM (4RYRd)

143 I missed the earlier bionic man discussion but I believe they talk about his heart and lungs barely being stressed when he was running at 60mph. He only had his trunk, head and one arm for it to pump oxygen for. His bionic parts running off an atomic battery.Definitely the flesh and bone interface would have limited what he could do in real life. He really needed an entire mechanical body. In the book they could not replicate an eye ( well the optic nerve)so he had a fake that could contain a camera for spy work but mimicked natural eye movement.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 08:53 PM (YwEeS)

144 138 Good luck to The Big Dummy!

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)

145
We CAN and MUST do a better job of cleaning up after ourselves.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM (yEz+x)

________

*sweeps dog hair under rug*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:54 PM (O0L8i)

146 >> Are these recent remains

Yep, teeth in the jawbone had fillings. They'll investigate and maybe link it up with some missing person case. Might turn out to be foul play, might just be an accident.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)

147 Japan, nuked too much?

https://youtu.be/aRiVUVNUhIs

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2026 08:54 PM (2GVsD)

148 So, this Lindsay Clancy trial. Are we now normalizing the idea that it's so tough to be a woman that killing your kids is OK?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

Sadly not the first instance the death cult has claimed this post birth.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 08:55 PM (uhVAy)

149 145 LOL

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ)

150 "There’s not a damn thing humans can do to influence the rising and falling of the oceans.

We CAN and MUST do a better job of cleaning up after ourselves.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

Entire continents get subducted, flipped, busted up, covered up, and worn down. On a long enough timeline, everything gets recycled.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 20, 2026 08:56 PM (MWfyi)

151 In the book, tv movies and the first couple of seasons at least he also kills people.They don't use the dumb slo mo for his bionic powers either. But it had too many kids watching so they took out the deadly violence.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 08:56 PM (YwEeS)

152 Can't ya'll pee in it and raise the level ?

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:51 PM (/QHx4)

The fish are already doing that, and it doesn’t make any difference!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 08:57 PM (ZVgZ4)

153 Is what's her name who drove her car into the lake and drowned her kids. Is she still locked up?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD)

154 They've found several bodies since the water level started really dropping. One was a mob hit, body in a barrel. Some others were accidental deaths, matched up with missing persons, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Let us not mention the idiot "electrician" who may or may not have ended up under your septic tank.

Posted by: Miklos Deeply Suspects at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (4RYRd)

155 Entire continents get subducted, flipped, busted up, covered up, and worn down. On a long enough timeline, everything gets recycled.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 20, 2026 08:56 PM (MWfyi)
----
I've spent the last year or so learning all about this in my job. Assisting faculty with developing geospatial engineering courses. It's amazing what you can learn via osmosis.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (FZ29D)

156 So, this Lindsay Clancy trial. Are we now normalizing the idea that it's so tough to be a woman that killing your kids is OK?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

Already legal prepartum.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (ZVgZ4)

157 Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I am not surprised. But I am sad the water is so low. I camped there as a child.
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

There is a group, Adventures with Purpose, who use sonar on boats and scuba to assist police and families to find missing persons by detecting cars in bodies of water across the US and even Europe. They have an interesting Youtube channel and they block any sight of remains.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)

158 In one episode an assassin tries to kill Oscar and Steve nails him with a fist sized rock.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (YwEeS)

159
Anna,

I sure hope so

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (/QHx4)

160 Sadly not the first instance the death cult has claimed this post birth.
Posted by: Oldcat

In one of the early seasons of Southpark Mrs. Cartman sees a doctor about aborting Eric. Can't remember if it was like 100 months or if she referred to it in weeks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2026 08:59 PM (ijJM1)

161 We CAN and MUST do a better job of cleaning up after ourselves.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2026 08:52 PM

We try, Señorita, we try, but the penguins ... the penguins ...

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at August 20, 2026 08:59 PM (9A8Ki)

162 >> who may or may not have ended up under your septic tank.

I know nothing. *Nothing*.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 09:00 PM (w6EFb)

163
There is a group, Adventures with Purpose, who use sonar on boats and scuba to assist police and families to find missing persons by detecting cars in bodies of water across the US and even Europe.

_________

Are there cars in Europe? I was told everyone there took buses and trains and rode bicycles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

164 Entire continents get subducted, flipped, busted up, covered up, and worn down. On a long enough timeline, everything gets recycled.

A long weekend for Taylor Lorenz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

165 Entire continents get subducted, flipped, busted up, covered up, and worn down. On a long enough timeline, everything gets recycled.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 20, 2026 08:56 PM (MWfyi)
----
I've spent the last year or so learning all about this in my job. Assisting faculty with developing geospatial engineering courses. It's amazing what you can learn via osmosis.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 08:58 PM (FZ29D)

There's a teacher in Washington State, Nick Zentner who has been making video courses on Geology and on up to date developments since Covid. A very good teacher and a great way to learn about it. He has years of this on Youtube. Also NickZentner.com

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 09:01 PM (uhVAy)

166 Entire continents get subducted, flipped, busted up, covered up, and worn down.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

Someone must stop this evil Drumpf

Posted by: BlueSky, frowning on me at August 20, 2026 09:01 PM (4RYRd)

167 In one of the early seasons of Southpark Mrs. Cartman sees a doctor about aborting Eric. Can't remember if it was like 100 months or if she referred to it in weeks.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2026 08:59 PM (ijJM1)
----
Probably months since Cartman was only eight years old at the time (approximately 100 months).

I think that's also the episode where Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal Cartman's parentage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)

168 155 Osmosis? So that’s what it’s called?

I learned a lot from girls via osmosis.

Posted by: Bulg at August 20, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

169 Are there cars in Europe? I was told everyone there took buses and trains and rode bicycles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 09:00 PM (O0L8i)

They might have fished up a train, I just saw a short clip from them recently of their work in Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 09:02 PM (uhVAy)

170 Miklos, pre-emptively Fifth-pleading (opens another Fifth) at August 20, 2026 08:45 PM (4RYRd)

Ahhh.
And me with an empty glass...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 09:02 PM (2WIwB)

171 >> A long weekend for Taylor Lorenz?

I don't know why she won't tell what happened during the Younger Dryas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 09:02 PM (w6EFb)

172 It's amazing what you can learn via osmosis.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There are some things I would like to forget.

Would reverse osmosis help?

Posted by: less than pure-minded Miklos at August 20, 2026 09:04 PM (4RYRd)

173 Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 20, 2026 09:04 PM (aJQbY)

174 Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs. The water level is going down, and the bones are coming up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Well hell. If the bones are exposed, they should watch where they are going.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (2WIwB)

175 In one of the early seasons of Southpark Mrs. Cartman sees a doctor about aborting Eric. Can't remember if it was like 100 months or if she referred to it in weeks.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 20, 2026 08:59 PM (ijJM1)

For Cartman, it’s tempting: maybe we could just swap him for his evil universe counterpart - you know, with the goatee.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

176
One of my favorites: 750 million years of plate tectonics on the globe:

https://t.ly/ktzH3

Plug in your location and see where you were. You'll find you've moved around a lot, and were underwater several times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)

177
Just saw someone stumbled on some more human remains at Lake Mead, a jawbone and some ribs

_________

Mmmmm, ribs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (O0L8i)

178 10
I hate sharks in a completely unfair way. I know they have a job, I know it's their nature, but I just don't want to be eaten.
--

There are restuarants on Long Island that know how to prepare shark, tasty.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (3oLMy)

179 And me with an empty glass...
Posted by: Diogenes

Please for putting glasswares under USB port as needful

Posted by: Miklos hired a cheap H1b bartender at August 20, 2026 09:06 PM (4RYRd)

180 There are some things I would like to forget.
Posted by: less than pure-minded Miklos at August 20, 2026 09:04 PM

Two things I've learned here I'd like to forget are the Cleveland Steamer, and the fact that the Swedish Bikini Team were neither blonde, Swedish, nor a team. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)

181 Sharks?

Ancient Chinese shark fin soup for you!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2026 09:06 PM (2GVsD)

182 Zombie Edgar Allan Poe pleads the fifth…sorry pleads for a fifth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 09:09 PM (ZVgZ4)

183 Please for putting glasswares under USB port as needful
Posted by: Miklos hired a cheap H1b bartender at August 20, 2026 09:06 PM (4RYRd)

Ahhhhh!
Cheers Mate!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2026 09:10 PM (2WIwB)

184 One of my favorites: 750 million years of plate tectonics on the globe:

https://t.ly/ktzH3

Plug in your location and see where you were. You'll find you've moved around a lot, and were underwater several times.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)
----
One of the courses I worked on has a unit on paleomagnetism, where you can determine relationships between rocks and the magnetic field over geologic time scales. The magnetic poles wander around the planet like drunken Morons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 09:10 PM (FZ29D)

185 The magnetic poles wander around the planet like drunken Morons.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 09:10 PM

Bet they don't dance like Doof at the TxMoMe, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 09:11 PM (0sNs1)

186 I hate sharks in a completely unfair way. I know they have a job, I know it's their nature, but I just don't want to be eaten.
--

Stay out of the water. Despite SNL, land sharks are still quite rare.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 09:11 PM (ZVgZ4)

187 Please for putting glasswares under USB port as needful

Posted by: Miklos hired
---

Glad to see you back on the job. JQ's been covering for you
but you know...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 09:12 PM (3oLMy)

188 185 The magnetic poles wander around the planet like drunken Morons.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
---

They wander too damn far and polarity shifts.
Not looking forward to that.
Everything's gonna run backwards.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 09:14 PM (3oLMy)

189 Glad to see you back on the job. JQ's been covering for you
but you know...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

I was in the back scrubbing lipstick off the glassware.

What the hell is in that stuff?

Posted by: Miklos doesn't really want to know at August 20, 2026 09:15 PM (4RYRd)

190
Stay out of the water. Despite SNL, land sharks are still quite rare.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

You have to worry about Jets.

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2026 09:16 PM (Cqx++)

191 So, this Lindsay Clancy trial. Are we now normalizing the idea that it's so tough to be a woman that killing your kids is OK?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

I'm just musing here but the coven of karens who are supporting this broken, depraved, evil, woman, have all had abortions. So, they may just view what this broad did as a late term abortion. Abortion is the all abiding Gospel of the coven of karens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 20, 2026 09:17 PM (WBro8)

192 Bet they don't dance like Doof at the TxMoMe, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2026 09:11 PM (0sNs1)
----
We'd need to slow down Disco Doof so he'd appear as though he's frozen, only moving bare centimeters a year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 09:18 PM (FZ29D)

193 We'd need to slow down Disco Doof so he'd appear as though he's frozen, only moving bare centimeters a year.

clothed centimeters, please...?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 20, 2026 09:19 PM (aJQbY)

194
Miklos it is some industrial type of wax.

Good luck

Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)

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