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Democrat Representative Jimmy Gomez accused of sexual assault.

An unidentified woman has accused Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-Calif.) of sexual assault as part of a House Ethics Committee investigation that was sparked by a Post exposé, according to a statement released by her lawyers Wednesday.
Democrats on Capitol Hill believe Gomez, 51, may resign in the wake of the disclosure -- following his close friend Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.), who stepped down in April after multiple women alleged sexual harassment or assault.
Attorneys Lisa Banks and Sarah Nesbitt slammed Gomez for publicly claiming that the committee is only investigating "consensual" sexual relations by the married Dads Caucus founder.
"We represent one of the women who was interviewed by the House Committee on Ethics about her experience of sexual harassment and assault by Representative Jimmy Gomez," Banks and Nesbitt said.
"Contrary to Representative Gomez's assertion in his statement, his actions were not 'consensual in nature' with respect to our client. We fully expect that the House Committee on Ethics will come to the same conclusion in its investigation."

The lawyers added: "This is just the latest example of brazen sexual misconduct by a member of Congress. Congress must act to rein in its members who seem to believe that preying on young women working on Capitol Hill is one of the perks of their job."
The Ethics Committee started to investigate Gomez after The Post reported in April that he was seen kissing a much younger aide to a different lawmaker in the summer of 2023 outside a backyard party hosted by Swalwell.
Gomez initially denied it, but copped to having an affair in June, admitting to "personal mistakes outside my marriage that have caused real pain to my wife and family," in a statement to CNN that characterized the extramarital relations as "consensual."
The lawmaker issued a similar statement Monday after the committee publicly confirmed its investigation for the first time.
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Gomez, Swalwell and Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.), the last of whom served in the House for a decade, formed a tight-knit crew -- collectively known as the "Cool Kids Clique" -- that developed a reputation for heavy drinking and womanizing.
Gallego has privately admitted to sleeping with House aides who worked for at least two different lawmakers, The Post reported last month. He did not deny the account, calling the story "gossip."

Where is Brooke Baldwin when you need her to jump on a dick-grenade?

Another socialist turns out to be a rich bitch living on his daddy's dime.

Anti-rich DSA leader Gustavo Gordillo lives it up in posh $1.5M NYC pad paid for by millionaire parents
The millionaire parents of a whiny top DSA leader have set up their socialist son in a $1.5 million Brooklyn home -- where he lives while railing against the rich and property ownership, The Post has learned.
Gustavo Gordillo, the 38-year-old co-chair of the New York City chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America, is peddling his anti-capitalist lefty agenda while enjoying the life in the two-story, nearly 2,000-square-foot row home on a gentrifying tree-lined block in Bed-Stuy.
"I wish my family could afford to buy me a million-dollar home," said local renter Faith Smith, 36 -- who called the socialist Yale University grad a hypocrite.
"It's a rich kid,'' she said of the Yalie. "That's basically people who don't have to deal with the struggles we have to deal with."
The Ivy League radical's converted single-family home was bought in 2019 by his mommy and daddy through a dummy corporation, Chucuito LLC, for just under $1 million, property records show.

Since then, it has undergone a major facelift, with renovations done to its entire front facade, the planting of lush landscaping, the revamping of the interior and the addition a pair of decks on the roof as well as near the front door, according to plans filed with the borough in 2023.
Updates to the property continued Tuesday at least on its second floor, The Post observed.
"My son and my other son both live there," Gordillo's father said when reached by phone. "The LLC purchased the home, and then we did the renovations."
Gordillo and his DSA comrades have meanwhile railed against property ownership, calling for a redistribution of land "from landowners to the landless."
Gordillo also recently attacked landlords in a vitriolic interview on Fox News last month, when he offered up little sympathy for property and other business owners who skate by with small margins.

"We don't think that anybody should have the constitutional right to double-digit returns on their investment," he said.
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It was unclear whether Gordillo, who listed the LES one-bed, one-bath as his primary residence at that time, repaid his parents for rent.
Calls to him were not returned.

Another rich-bitch socialist layabout, via beckster:

Hon. Vickie Paladino
@VickieforNYC
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Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.
So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.
He apparently bounced several checks, dodged calls from the management company, super, and landlord, lied about being 'out of town', overstayed his lease, and then left all his belongings behind to be dealt with by the staff.
Ultimately his rich parents, of course, bailed him out with the landlord, presumably to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars.
Again, this is the DSA. A group of spoiled brats who cannot even manage their own lives, yet supposedly have all the answers for how our entire world should be run. An absolute joke.
Many more details to come on this. Stay tuned!

The Korean women's spa forced by the Ninth Circuit to allow men in their spas to show their dicks to women is appealing to the Supreme Court.

A women-only Korean spa in Lynnwood, WA, is petitioning the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse a Ninth Circuit court ruling that requires the facility to accommodate transgender individuals.
The legal battle stems from a complaint filed by a transgender woman who had not undergone gender-affirming surgery and was denied admission to the facility.
According to attorneys who are defending the spa, the state of Washington said the spa must allow males who identify as women into its nude, female-only facility.
What we know:
Olympus Spa is a traditional Korean day spa that serves women and girls ages 13 and older, offering services in communal areas where patrons are fully unclothed.
The spa is asking the nation's highest court to overturn a decision by the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.
According to attorneys with the Alliance Defending Freedom and Pacific Justice Institute, who are defending the spa, the state of Washington said the spa must allow males who identify as women into its nude, female-only facility.
Kevin Snider, chief counsel with the Pacific Justice Institute, stated that the company's policy is rooted in both religious beliefs and traditional cultural norms regarding modesty.
"They believe that men and women should not be unclothed in each other's presence unless they are married to each other," Snider said. "That's their Christian view, and then of course... it violates their cultural sensibilities."
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What's next:
If the Supreme Court agrees to review the petition, consideration would likely take place in late winter or early spring, with a potential ruling issued sometime in the spring.

Polls, schmolls:

Quantus Insights
@QuantusInsights

Really interesting work from Patrick Ruffini. Across 3,312 Senate polls over four cycles, he finds a D+3.7 average error, with 73% overstating Democrats. Even more interesting is that the error peaks around D+5.9 in late July before narrowing toward Election Day.
That adds an important dimension to what we found in our broader Quantus Insights Apr 23, 2025 study. We documented a persistent post-2016 directional error, including roughly D+4.2 across presidential battlegrounds, with some of the largest misses among working-class, rural and non-college electorates.
Aside from this problem being directional there's also a seasonal component too, particularly in midterms, when summer polling can substantially overstate Democratic strength. It's not until days into October before the electorate comes into clearer focus.
Senate (2020) / 2016 - 2024 Battlegrounds.

Some Jewish Democrats are exhorting others to join them in voting for Mike Rogers for Michigan Senator.

Jewish leaders in Michigan are circulating an open letter urging Jewish Democrats and independents in the battleground state to sign their names in support of former Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI) as he faces Abdul El-Sayed, the far-left Democratic nominee for Senate whose hostile positions on Israel have alarmed many Jewish voters.
The letter, which was obtained by Jewish Insider on Wednesday and has not yet been publicized, is led by Eric Bronstein, a Detroit businessman, among others identifying as Democrats and independents.
It came to light after a fundraiser for Rogers on Tuesday night hosted by three prominent Jewish Democratic bundlers in Michigan who are likewise alarmed by El-Sayed's candidacy. The growing efforts among Jewish Democrats to rally support for Rogers in the key Senate race illustrate the degree to which El-Sayed has alienated a sizable and politically active swing voting bloc in what is expected to be a close election.
"We know it is unusual for many Jewish voters to support a Republican candidate for senate and we understand the implications," Bronstein wrote in a recent email courting Jewish signatories that was also reviewed by JI. "Our fellow Jewish voters need to see their friends and neighbors -- including you -- willing to take a stand in this specific, crucial race."
Bronstein did not immediately return a request for comment on Wednesday.
The open letter, which the authors intend to share online once it has gained "a significant initial group of signers," emphasizes that many signatories "have been fiercely supportive of Democratic candidates and principles."
"All of us have felt threatened and alienated by the politics and allies embraced by Abdul El-Sayed," the letter continues, "which has included demonization of Jews, equivocation on terrorism, exclusion of Jewish Americans from public life, and expression of implacable hatred of the world's only Jewish nation."
If El-Sayed were to claim victory in the general election, the authors say, "we fear the far-left and anti-Jewish elements in the Democratic party would become dominant, including in the imminent 2028 presidential race," when Michigan will be among the early nominating states in the Democratic primaries. "We cannot allow him to become the Democratic standard-bearer or Michigan's senator."

Abdulrahman El-Sayed doesn't need Jews, though. He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."

Abdul El-Sayed compares himself to Jesus Christ:

"Jesus was considered radical in his time too." pic.twitter.com/hkSITnW9AP
— Sarah Gallagher (@sgallz_) August 19, 2026

Oh, and for blacks who are skeptical of him: El-Sayed says he's A Black, too.

Abdul El-Sayed responds to black voters who do not support him: �I am African.� pic.twitter.com/3yVWaMDAng
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) August 19, 2026

🚨New: the 19-year-old illegal immigrant WJLA was the first to tell you about, who groped several girls in Fairfax High School, is scheduled to be released on 09/03/26. Will the Fairfax Sheriff honor ICE�s detainer? Will Fairfax County Public Schools re enroll him as a student� https://t.co/RCIjBtFrBG
— Nick Minock (@NickMinock) August 19, 2026

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FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

In the next breath, she says they can't be sent back, because of how dangerous their own country is.

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— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 19, 2026

Socialists can't even keep a shitter in working order but want you to put them in charge of Remaking Civilization:

Look at how disgusting Nithya Raman's public bathrooms are. She has been in charge of the Homelessness Committee for years til she was FINALLY booted last week. Now you see why she got canned. It's absolutely disgusting what she's done to our city. pic.twitter.com/IHN96F8xm7
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 18, 2026

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1 Democrat Representative Jimmy Gomez accused of sexual assault.

Democrat. I believe it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)

2 Democrat Man accused of Sexual Assault?

Must be Wednesday.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (j09bD)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)

4 Gallego has privately admitted to sleeping with House aides who worked for at least two different lawmakers, The Post reported last month. He did not deny the account, calling the story "gossip."

So may I presume that casual sex is on the table then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

5 I want to be rich enough to be a socialist.

And from there, an environmentalist leader.
They get all the puzzy...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)

6 "An unidentified woman has accused Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-Calif.) of sexual assault as part of a House Ethics Committee investigation that was sparked by a Post exposé, according to a statement released by her lawyers Wednesday."

But was it assault-assault?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (lNxD2)

7 Look at how disgusting Nithya Raman's public bathrooms are. She has been in charge of the Homelessness Committee for years til she was FINALLY booted last week

Not exactly a surprise. Rumor has it that Nithya Ramin wipes her ass with her right hand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (guGkK)

8 On my wife's side, I have 3 nieces, all super left-wing.
their grandfather is a prominent banker, ultra conservative.

Has set up giant trust funds for them.

Makes me sick that these girls are going to be these types. Wish the gradfather let hem make their own money and see how their politics shifts

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (eIzlH)

9 Remember when Shrub proposed letting people invest some of their SS money in the stock market instead and we didn't do that because "its too risky?!?"

The stock market is up 800% since 2001.

OTOH, your SS savings got spent on IOUs to Fedgov so I guess that was more important?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (sKqQm)

10 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced plans to move back to the UK with their children. The couple, who stepped down from royal duties six years ago, will now raise their kids in Britain. They are expected to return to the UK at the end of August and will live in a private, non-royal residence outside London. Their children, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, will start at a British school in September. There are no current plans for Prince Harry or Meghan Markle to reprise their official working roles within the Royal Family, but the move raises the prospect of future opportunities. The King and the Prince and Princess of Wales have been informed of the move, and it has been confirmed that there will be no change to their status as non-working royals.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wfdbg)

11 Abdulrahman El-Sayed doesn't need Jews, though. He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."

I know the feeling of wandering in the wilderness.

Posted by: Chuy at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)

12 "It's not until days into October before the electorate comes into clearer focus."

Given the persistent bias mentioned earlier in that post ("D+3.7 average error", "the error peaks around D+5.9 in late July"), it isn't necessary to wait until October for a "clearer focus", though the bias does unfortunately vary somewhat across years.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (+xdCF)

13
FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

In the next breath, she says they can't be sent back, because of how dangerous their own country is.

The left: Calling Haiti a shit hole country is pure racism. Nothing else!

Also the left: You can't send Haitians back to Haiti! Its a shit hole country!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (sKqQm)

14 Rumor has it that Nithya Ramin wipes her ass with her right hand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM

At least she can find it.

Posted by: Man who can't with both hands at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

15 Remember when Shrub proposed letting people invest some of their SS money in the stock market instead and we didn't do that because "its too risky?!?"

The stock market is up 800% since 2001.

OTOH, your SS savings got spent on IOUs to Fedgov so I guess that was more important?
Posted by: 18-1

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Funny enough, Trump has been adamantly opposed to anything resembling privatization of SS.

Truthfuly, it's a political loser, but SS is a raw deal unless you're on the bottom and pay almost nothing into it

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (eIzlH)

16 From Hyperpartisan News Prude:

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"America, Tell Me Everything," which will take her around the country reporting on women from different backgrounds.

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So disappointing that hundreds of women will fall for this and clamor to get a segment.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (XJ22o)

Would it be legal for a police detective to start a podcast, like Your County After Dark, then invite locals he has suspicions about, and just ask some open-ended questions? Would the answers be evidence admissible in court? Because I suspect that many would just openly blab whatever, once you put a camera and a microphone in front of them.

Posted by: SciVo at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (L3Npt)

17 If we could ever get congress to release the records from their sexual harassment pay off slush fund I suspect we would have dozens of members that would be forced to resign. But that is never going to happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (cpFbA)

18 BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry Markel and family are moving back to England.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

19 Who had the Keystone Pipeline on their menu for today?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:42 PM (BzKNL)

20 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

They should have stopped at Bob Marley.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:42 PM (guGkK)

21
Good riddance

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 05:43 PM (/QHx4)

22 So basically this is Quicky Thread Two then

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:43 PM (Ia/+0)

23
Bernstein Law is the largest contributor to the Michigan Democrat Party.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (Y8DZL)

24 BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry Markel and family are moving back to England."

Oh no, where will I get my runny jam?

Posted by: Pawl at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (MWfyi)

25 >>>They should have stopped at Bob Marley.
******
Wasn't he Jamaican?

Posted by: Cosda at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (Fkr3y)

26 Gomez, Swalwell and Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.), the last of whom served in the House for a decade, formed a tight-knit crew -- collectively known as the "Cool Kids Clique" -- that developed a reputation for heavy drinking and womanizing.
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Who?

Who??

Who among the scum that populate Congress thinks this is "cool?"

FFS

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

27 Even more interesting is that the error peaks around D+5.9 in late July before narrowing toward Election Day.

'Error'?! We're paid to push Democrats! It would serve no purpose to understate their numbers.

Posted by: Polls Are For Pushing at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (aZ9eR)

28 We lost Francesca, but between Angie, Abdul and the WNBA, ace is going to have an easy couple of months, so that's kind of cool.

And the DSA is going to keep on giving. Such an energetic base. Fueled by drugs and crazy.

I kind of miss the Ron Paul people.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

29 Funny enough, Trump has been adamantly opposed to anything resembling privatization of SS.
Truthfuly, it's a political loser, but SS is a raw deal unless you're on the bottom and pay almost nothing into it.
Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:41 PM (eIzlH)
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We have our advertising campaigns, political contributions, and voting instructions ready to go as soon as anyone proposes tampering with the bedrock of American democracy.

Posted by: AARP at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (+xdCF)

30 Raman has made a lot of money with her homeless NGO . She can't be bothered with this trivial stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (rp63B)

31 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced plans to move back to the UK with their children.
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wfdbg)

Has the UK agreed to give them protection officers while they're in-country? Otherwise I don't see how they could live somewhere where they'd be readily recognized and they just don't feel safe.

I can imagine William's first statement as King. "Let the name of Harry be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of England. Let the name of Harry be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e)

32 Never take a job as Public Bathroom Administrator. It's a futile task.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

33 So basically this is Quicky Thread Two then
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:43 PM

Afternoon Delight I and Afternoon Delight II have more panache.

Posted by: Starlight Vocal Band at August 19, 2026 05:46 PM (0sNs1)

34 I noted yesterday that the final average of MI polls over-estimated Kamala by almost 2%.

I'd also note that Larry Sabato's much-ballyhooed track record is almost entirely on picking incumbents with large leads.
Sorting those out, and his record is as good as yours--a coin flip.

I think I saw the other day, someone said Nate Silver has the Dems taking the Senate.
What a f'ing tard.
That would require both a +10 D on the generic and Trump at mid to low 30s in approval--it ain't happening.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 05:46 PM (3cUTc)

35 "I am African"

Sheesh. One of the first things I learned in my college days was what Africans and West Indians thought of African-Americans.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

36 Ultimately his rich parents, of course, bailed him out with the landlord, presumably to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars.
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Explain to me how this does not warp your worldview and behavior.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 05:47 PM (RIvkX)

37 Fitting because Marx himself was a child of privilege.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2026 05:47 PM (YwEeS)

38 6 "An unidentified woman has accused Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-Calif.) of sexual assault as part of a House Ethics Committee investigation that was sparked by a Post exposé, according to a statement released by her lawyers Wednesday."

But was it assault-assault?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (lNxD2)

Gotta admit as a single Man with a LONG history of being single? This whole idea that years later a woman can come out and suddenly retroactively say the sex you had was non consensual? When they had spent years saying nothing at all?

Pretty damn scary.

That somehow the ludicrous E Jean Carrol shit somehow got made Trump guilty, when she could not even state what YEAR it was?

Let's just say it's a good thing certain X Lady friends don't know how much money I made over the years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:47 PM (mP0Kj)

39 Looks like I missed some good threads.. Probably best I missed the Jake Tapper one... My blood pressure can't take it... Oh.. And guess what's trending.... Natalie Harp and they are calling it a "firestorm."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 05:48 PM (+gK6I)

40
We could all have snarky YouTube channels about the hated Harry and Megan and make fortunes.

But if they are going back it will help balance the 10000 Pakis they let in this week.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 05:48 PM (Y8DZL)

41 Wonder if Prince William will have Harry locked in the Tower of London?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 05:48 PM (rp63B)

42 The polls are always the same. Dems out in front by an insurmountable lead and then when the results are actually in, a bunch of races the Republicans lose by a whisker because their fundraising and support died up because the narrative was cast the race was over.

It keeps happening because it often works.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:48 PM (eIzlH)

43 A one bedroom one bath single family home had three decks added to it? And costs a million dollars?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)

44 Afternoon Delight I and Afternoon Delight II have more panache.
Posted by: Starlight Vocal Band

I had a pretty serious case of panache for a time but penicillin cleared it right up.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (mx1Q2)

45 Yes.

I recommend that black people do a little research into just how awesome the Arab-Black African relationship is.

They get along like a village afire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

46 Wait. This is a lot to read. I'm still e-mailing dick pix to Brooke.

Posted by: Randy Senior Citizen at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (JM9I6)

47 Megan will leave Willy there and go back to Cali. Less than 5 years.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (MWfyi)

48 The primary purpose of earlier polls is not to be accurate but to demoralize conservatives and depress their turnout.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (YwEeS)

49 I can imagine William's first statement as King. "Let the name of Harry be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of England. Let the name of Harry be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e)

But somehow HIS kids are still Prince and Princess? not sure how that works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (mP0Kj)

50 Where is Brooke Baldwin when you need her to jump on a dick-grenade?

I saw Dick Grenade open for Big Audio Dynamite at The Bomb Factory in '94.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (VHUov)

51 It keeps happening because it often works.
Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:48 PM

* thumbs up *

Posted by: zombie Harry Reid at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

52 "All of us have felt threatened and alienated by the politics and allies embraced by Abdul El-Sayed," the letter continues, "which has included demonization of Jews, equivocation on terrorism, exclusion of Jewish Americans from public life, and expression of implacable hatred of the world's only Jewish nation."
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Yeah. Your monkey, your circus. Own it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (RIvkX)

53 Where have you gone Teddy Kennedy, the Democrat party turns it's lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (QaH55)

54 47 Megan will leave Willy there and go back to Cali. Less than 5 years.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (MWfyi)

Yup... she'll leave because there is too much Moslem influence in London now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (mP0Kj)

55 The stock market is up 800% since 2001.

I prefer to think of it as my dollars are down 89%.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (aZ9eR)

56 I think I saw the other day, someone said Nate Silver has the Dems taking the Senate.
What a f'ing tard.
That would require both a +10 D on the generic and Trump at mid to low 30s in approval--it ain't happening.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 05:46 PM (3cUTc)

He has to keep his people in the bubble reading and contributing...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (uhVAy)

57 Harry I mean. Harry Todger.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:50 PM (MWfyi)

58 Where is Brooke Baldwin when you need her to jump on a dick-grenade?

The real crime here is that Ace hasn't received a Pulitzer Prize for journalistic brilliance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 05:51 PM (0Htd1)

59 History is filled with rich kids being revolutionaries

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

60 I miss beans on toast for breakfast.

Posted by: Harry Windsor at August 19, 2026 05:51 PM (wVcYX)

61 45 Yes.

I recommend that black people do a little research into just how awesome the Arab-Black African relationship is.

They get along like a village afire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (BI5O2)

Hell... then do the Sunni vs Shia thing... or Korean vs Chinese vs Japanese.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:51 PM (mP0Kj)

62 I'm picturing Harry and Meghan moving into Onslow and Daisy's rowhouse from Keeping Up Appearances. Complete with derelict car and barking mutt.

Posted by: Our Rose Passed On at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (JM9I6)

63 President Trump will appear Thursday on a radio show hosted by his ex-personal lawyer and former nemesis Michael Cohen, according to reports.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (/OKHJ)

64 He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."
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I thought that was Talarico's schtick.

They can't both be Jesus...can they?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

65 Think I'll nip on down to the pub for a pint.

Posted by: Harry Windsor at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (wVcYX)

66 Did someone say dick grenade? Throw me on it! Pete Buttgiggle, reporting for duty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (rp63B)

67 64 He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."
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I thought that was Talarico's schtick.

They can't both be Jesus...can they?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

Nice... Cage Match over who gets to be the Anti-Christ!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (mP0Kj)

68 ***"All of us have felt threatened and alienated by the politics and allies embraced by Abdul El-Sayed," the letter continues, "which has included demonization of Jews, equivocation on terrorism, exclusion of Jewish Americans from public life, and expression of implacable hatred of the world's only Jewish nation."
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Surprise! _ They skinned Hitler and called him Islam, ya hooo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (BzKNL)

69 And a ruling forcthe Korean Spa in spring could be too late. Their clientele could be gone, a incident might be the end.
And you can bet men are flocking to get in until its ended.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

70 Gotta admit as a single Man with a LONG history of being single? This whole idea that years later a woman can come out and suddenly retroactively say the sex you had was non consensual? When they had spent years saying nothing at all?

Pretty damn scary.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:47 PM (mP0Kj)

Today I find out Romeo13 just woke up from a 20 year coma. Who has been posting in your name all this time?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

71 60 I miss beans on toast for breakfast.
Posted by: Harry Windsor

Probably better than that woman's jellies and jams.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (0Htd1)

72 But somehow HIS kids are still Prince and Princess? not sure how that works.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:49 PM (mP0Kj)

Grandchildren of the reigning monarch. By rule, it's their choice so Meghan said hell yeah.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

73 24 BREAKING NEWS: Prince Harry Markel and family are moving back to England."

Good news ! Don't let the door hit you on the way out....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 05:54 PM (+gK6I)

74 Think I'll nip on down to the pub for a pint.
Posted by: Harry Windsor at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM

And a tube of Elizabeth Arden, luv?

Posted by: The Barmaid at August 19, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1)

75 El-Sayed leads with 46 percent support to Rogers’s 39 percent among likely voters, according to a newly released Susquehann poll.

BuT vOtErS WaNt CeNtRiSt CaNdIdATes. PrOgReSIves HAvE nO ShOt

What’s crazy is that progressive stances are deemed to be extreme when literally every other 1st world country has already implemented the policies most important to us.

It seems like the Democratic Party has coalesced around the nominee after all.

Exactly. The voters of the loser of said primary are usually in their feelings for about a week or so, then they tend to snap out of it and vote for the better option.

I haven't seen a single Democrat in the wild have a problem with the direction of the party, only the talking heads. Specifically people like Bill Maher and Destiny.

Now if only Jasmine Crockett would support James Talarico in Texas.

And here I was told Mike Rogers could beat Abdul. Go figure the guy who lost to Elissa Slotkin in a year where Democrats lost every single swing state might lose to a *good* candidate in a good year for Democrats.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2026 05:54 PM (bUztX)

76 20 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants...
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There is, it's the same one all the other legal immigrants took.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (BzKNL)

77 "Beans on toast is a classic British comfort food made by heating canned baked beans in tomato sauce and spooning them over thick, buttered slices of toasted bread." IDNKT.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

78 I think I saw the other day, someone said Nate Silver has the Dems taking the Senate.
What a f'ing tard.
That would require both a +10 D on the generic and Trump at mid to low 30s in approval--it ain't happening.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 05:46 PM

nate silver basis his predictions primarily on published polls, specifically he weights the nyt poll the heaviest in his prognostications. Remember he had hillary at a 98% chance of winning the day before the election in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (cpFbA)

79 Social security does not invest in "IOUs". (Technically speaking, they are more akin to IOUs for IOUs) Just like real money, gang!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (Uf/zI)

80
Let the name of Harry be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

Even from the Great Escape!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2026 05:56 PM (Cqx++)

81 "Beans on toast is a classic British comfort food made by heating canned baked beans in tomato sauce and spooning them over thick, buttered slices of toasted bread." IDNKT.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM

Bangers and beans is another British favorite.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 05:56 PM (cpFbA)

82 Just how many people were formerly known as Prince?

Posted by: Duke Slater, USMC at August 19, 2026 05:56 PM (JM9I6)

83 "Beans on toast is a classic British comfort food made by heating canned baked beans in tomato sauce and spooning them over thick, buttered slices of toasted bread." IDNKT.
Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (Jr5Lq)
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They call it "fud"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 05:57 PM (RIvkX)

84 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have announced plans to move back to the UK with their children. The couple, who stepped down from royal duties six years ago, will now raise their kids in Britain. They are expected to return to the UK at the end of August and will live in a private, non-royal residence outside London. Their children, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, will start at a British school in September. There are no current plans for Prince Harry or Meghan Markle to reprise their official working roles within the Royal Family, but the move raises the prospect of future opportunities. The King and the Prince and Princess of Wales have been informed of the move, and it has been confirmed that there will be no change to their status as non-working royals.
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 05:40 PM (wfdbg)

Well the brother Andrew was evicted from where he was living in disgrace in Scotland, so that's one place open.

This has to be a ploy to get Megan to split without the kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

85 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants...
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Howz about we give them a pathway right back to Haiti? Country's closed--the moose outside should have told ya.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 05:58 PM (TN0g+)

86
Markle wants to be Queen.

I hope the Royal Family have great security.

She is a devious person who should not be trusted.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 05:59 PM (/QHx4)

87 "This has to be a ploy to get Megan to split without the kids.
Posted by: Oldcat"

It's going to be time for her to explore her womanhood. She's pretty good in bed you know.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)

88 She can get some tats and maybe an OF account.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)

89 That Iran place do not wants too talk two Trump becaude his "BREATH STINKS " !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 19, 2026 05:59 PM (Z01Qz)

90
I never knew that what I need more of in my news is -

whore-splaining.

Maybe Voodoo-Cannibal-splaing too from our Haitian Cultural Enrichers.

Ball's in your court CNN!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (iJfKG)

91 75 El-Sayed leads with 46 percent support to Rogers’s 39 percent among likely voters, according to a newly released Susquehann poll.

Sasquatch poll ? never heard of that one

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (+gK6I)

92 baked beans in tomato sauce and spooning them over thick, buttered slices of toasted bread." IDNKT.
Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (Jr5Lq)
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They call it "fud"

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Good name for it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (BzKNL)

93 What does 1.5mil get you in NYC? Like 600sq feet?

I shudder to think how much my great aunt's house in Brooklyn is worth now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)

94 So basically this is Quicky Thread Two then
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Brooke Baldwin again?

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (TN0g+)

95 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2026 05:54 PM (bUztX)

Still my hero...

Posted by: sal at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (f+FmA)

96 Sorry Megan there's not a lot of yacht girl work in England.
The only yacht is pronounced throat warbler mangrove

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (rp63B)

97 Ace,

Little Gustavo Gordillo also got tossed out of the electrician's union for not showing up to his classes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 06:01 PM (k5CNB)

98 I am further informed that Brit-style baked bean leans more toward Worcestershire sauce and tomatoes, than does the American style baked beans formula: sugar+molasses+more sugar+a dash more f'n sugar.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 06:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

99 The only yacht is pronounced throat warbler mangrove
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (rp63B)

And he will deny you his essence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:02 PM (zZu0s)

100 100

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 06:03 PM (9tX4s)

101 He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."
----
I thought that was Talarico's schtick.

They can't both be Jesus...can they?
-----

One of them must be wrong...

Posted by: Dire Straits at August 19, 2026 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

102 Ace got linked on Instapundit

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

103 Gomez, Swalwell and Sen. Ruben Gallego (D-Ariz.), the last of whom served in the House for a decade, formed a tight-knit crew -- collectively known as the "Cool Kids Clique" -- that developed a reputation for heavy drinking and womanizing.
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Who?

Who??

Who among the scum that populate Congress thinks this is "cool?"

FFS
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

You get elected to the House and Senate and you name your clique the "Cool Kids". An, guess not dudes.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

104 96 Sorry Megan there's not a lot of yacht girl work in England.
The only yacht is pronounced throat warbler mangrove
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Plenty of migrant filled boats crossing the channel regularly that wouldn't mind passing her around for entertainment as they invade the UK.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 19, 2026 06:04 PM (bUztX)

105 nate silver basis his predictions primarily on published polls, specifically he weights the nyt poll the heaviest in his prognostications. Remember he had hillary at a 98% chance of winning the day before the election in 2016.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 05:55 PM (cpFbA)

Here you all go.

21 seconds of Bill and Hillary celebrating her 2016 Presidential win!!

Sorry. Tinyurl wasn't working. Bill was like a little kid.
Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

106 I thought that was Talarico's schtick.

They can't both be Jesus...can they?
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One of them must be wrong...
Posted by: Dire Straits at August 19, 2026 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

To borrow from Dennis Miller: 'I just cant believe Jesus would wear his hair like that.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

107 91 75 El-Sayed leads with 46 percent support to Rogers’s 39 percent among likely voters, according to a newly released Susquehann poll.

Every poll that is given before the election will say the Commies are winning..

I remember Harris was up by 5 before the 2024 election.

These polls are meant to be psychological warfare to depress you from voting because they said it is hopeless.

Also the polls are overrepresented by Democrat Voters to Conservative voters.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (UezwX)

108 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants.

How's about we send stray dogs and cats to Haiti instead?

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (aZ9eR)

109 So ballless carrot top must have stamped his little foot to get Sparkle to move from her Hollywood friends.. Or are the stories true that they're broke ? Anyway... A win for the US of A

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (+gK6I)

110 If he's a union electrician my name must be Susan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

111 What does 1.5mil get you in NYC? Like 600sq feet?

I shudder to think how much my great aunt's house in Brooklyn is worth now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)

Needs more decks.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)

112 I wouldn’t put it past Sparkles to move back here and run for President someday.

AOC/Sparkles, 2032.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (77rzZ)

113 Liberal Jews begging the white Right, which they demonized as anti-semitic for a over half a century, to save them. Good luck.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 19, 2026 06:06 PM (DbmIv)

114 So ballless carrot top must have stamped his little foot to get Sparkle to move from her Hollywood friends.. Or are the stories true that they're broke ? Anyway... A win for the US of A
Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (+gK6I)

they sure haven't been earning any money recently.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

115 It would be funny if Harry and his asshole wife weren't allowed back. Meanwhile, every goatraper from Africa and the ME just floats right on in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 06:06 PM (9tX4s)

116 Like all commie cocksuckers they want the money, power and dachas on the lake - and frequently already have them - and the rest of us get deathmarch factory shifts, suffocate in the mines or die in the gulag.

Posted by: Song remains the same at August 19, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

117 Anti-rich DSA leader Gustavo Gordillo lives it up in posh $1.5M NYC pad paid for by millionaire parents.

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What, a Muscovite Soviet Dacha wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 06:07 PM (7ccUk)

118 Maybe since the Queen has been gone awhile he can crawl back

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 06:07 PM (Ia/+0)

119 Abdul El-Sayed compares himself to Jesus Christ:

Bad idea.

Posted by: John Lennon at August 19, 2026 06:07 PM (0Htd1)

120

Harry has no balls. Markle is running that shitshow

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:08 PM (/QHx4)

121 If he's a union electrician my name must be Susan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM

Ask him how he pronounces "unionized".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 06:08 PM (0sNs1)

122 Harry has no balls. Markle is running that shitshow

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:08 PM (/QHx4)

Lucky for us they are taking their circus to the UK

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 06:09 PM (+gK6I)

123 These polls are meant to be psychological warfare to depress you from voting because they said it is hopeless.

Also the polls are overrepresented by Democrat Voters to Conservative voters.
Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 19, 2026 06:05 PM (UezwX)

I always thought that was a stupid dame.

If Hillary's up by 5 points, and everyone you know loathes that Trump guy and there's no way in hell he'll win, then surely they won't miss your one little vote.

Take a few hours off for some me time.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)

124
Donna, yep.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

125 Maybe since the Queen has been gone awhile he can crawl back
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 06:07 PM (Ia/+0)

Well King Chuck isn't any more pleased. But getting them out of sight in some keep where it rains 24-7-365 is probably better than whatever stunt Markle might think up.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

126 So may I presume that casual sex is on the table then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

On?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 19, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

127
Liberal Jews begging the white Right, which they demonized as anti-semitic for a over half a century, to save them. Good luck.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

We have a gentleman's agreement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (Cqx++)

128 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

Weren't there accusations of cannibalism on Haiti? Immigrants who eat dogs and cats sound better by comparison.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (0Htd1)

129
Harry has no balls. Markle is running that shitshow

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:08 PM (/QHx4)

Yacht Girl sex must be the best sex.

You'd think Markle woulda been a pump and dump for Ol' Harry, but then-

that sexy sexy Yacht Girl sex grabbed ahold of him and wouldn't let go.

A lesson for us all.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (iJfKG)

130 I'm glad to see more Americans of the Jewish persuasion waking up to the fact that if you vote for the modern left, you're basically suicidal.

I know we have a bunch of Jewish people here on the HQ, so I know that some reached that conclusion long ago.

Hopefully many more follow suit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (IG3/x)

131
Sasquatch poll ? never heard of that one
Posted by: It's me donna
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It's related to the Sacagawea poll.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (BzKNL)

132 the American style baked beans formula: sugar+molasses+more sugar+a dash more f'n sugar.
Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 06:02 PM

This song is for you:

https://tinyurl.com/3tznk5xa

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (0sNs1)

133
The local Lutherans are plotting bloody revenge against these blasphemous gay muslims

That, and figuring out gluten free alternatives for the Wednesday potluck because Mary Jo has that and the lactose, don'tyaknow

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Y8DZL)

134 They can't both be Jesus...can they?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D)

I'm Jesus and so's my wife!

Posted by: not Brian at August 19, 2026 06:12 PM (88C+u)

135 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

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Doing the voodoo that Americans won't do

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (7ccUk)

136 Look at how disgusting Nithya Raman's public bathrooms are.

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)

137 Jewish voters think the rest of the Democrats, aside from Abdul El-Goatfucker aren’t rabid Jew haters? Lol.

For a s group that’s really smart they can be very stupid as well.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (oHcxQ)

138 Any nice area of Brooklyn is a million. Our 16x32 row house on a 100’ lot is 500k. Anything two family starts at a million.

Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (/Chlc)

139
I think Harry isn't smart. He got "sucked" into that marriage.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (/QHx4)

140 102 Ace got linked on Instapundit

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Did he warn them to hide women and children?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:14 PM (BzKNL)

141 I don't think Jewish ... antipathy (in certain liberal Jewish circles) was based on race, per se, but rather on them being Christian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

142 > You'd think Markle woulda been a pump and dump for Ol' Harry

Yeah, I'm pretty sure your typical guy with a royal title from a billionaire family could do better than that, even if said guy was old, fat, and bald.

Harry is a young guy and (this is always risky, as I've never quite figured out what the ladies see in some guys) doesn't seem to be bad-looking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:15 PM (IG3/x)

143 That, and figuring out gluten free alternatives for the Wednesday potluck because Mary Jo has that and the lactose, don'tyaknow
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Y8DZL)

There is no lactose in shredded carrots suspended in Jello.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

144 Not defending the DSA scum. But calling a NYC $1.5M apartment “posh” is funny. That’s an average apartment. Nothing posh about it.

$10M is where it starts getting posh.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:16 PM (oHcxQ)

145 134 They can't both be Jesus...can they?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D

To find that out, we'd probably end up wading into deep theological territory.

Like could Jesus create a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it?

Anti Mike Rogers ad on Detroit tv. I think I've seen that in a previous election cycle. Rogers is corrupt, bought a Florida home with two yachts.

But he's not socialist rich!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)

146 And a ruling forcthe Korean Spa in spring could be too late. Their clientele could be gone, a incident might be the end.
And you can bet men are flocking to get in until its ended.
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

Be a real shame of some of those men mysteriously went missing. Real shame.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 19, 2026 06:17 PM (hmYU4)

147 That, and figuring out gluten free alternatives for the Wednesday potluck because Mary Jo has that and the lactose, don'tyaknow
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Y8DZL)

There is no lactose in shredded carrots suspended in Jello.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

There is if you add some cream! A lot of it!!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)

148 > For a s group that’s really smart they can be very stupid as well.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (oHcxQ)

It's not just Jews. I've mentioned before that I have a relative who hates gun control, illegal aliens, and abortions. I've never asked him about the tranny business, but I fee sure he's against it.

He still votes straight Democrat every election, because his Daddy told him to do that, 60 years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:17 PM (IG3/x)

149 And a ruling forcthe Korean Spa in spring could be too late. Their clientele could be gone, a incident might be the end.
And you can bet men are flocking to get in until its ended.
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

Be a real shame of some of those men mysteriously went missing. Real shame.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 19, 2026 06:17 PM (hmYU4)

I get the feeling they now have a burly Korean dude or two you speak to to go in the side door to the 'closed' spa.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

150 95 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Still my hero...
Posted by: sal

There goes my hero!

Posted by: Foo Fighters at August 19, 2026 06:18 PM (bUztX)

151 I could smell that horrible toilet just watching that video. Almost gagged. Holy hell, what a fucking mess. But it sums LA pretty well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 19, 2026 06:18 PM (0aYVJ)

152 Every day feels more demoralizing than the one before. These people. These fucking people. They get money and power and privilege and do nothing but destroy.

Posted by: Fuck them and fuck this world at August 19, 2026 06:18 PM (TbWk/)

153 Thanks for the shout-out, Ace!

But the big breaking news is Harry and Meghan are moving from Montecito to the UK, LOL.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 06:19 PM (kX27y)

154 Any nice area of Brooklyn is a million. Our 16x32 row house on a 100’ lot is 500k. Anything two family starts at a million.
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 06:13 PM (/Chlc)

New Yorkers call it a two family but its really just two small apartments up and down and a walk-in basement.

If you have no driveway, $1.3M - if you have a driveway, $1.5M...Bedstuy is not great, but some places like Bathbeach in Brooklyn can be quite nice...

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (j10i6)

155 An unidentified woman ...
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Hold it, how do we know it was a woman. I mean, it might have been a male who identifies as a woman. OTOH, if it is 'unidentified' ... never mind...I'm so confused these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

156 But the big breaking news is Harry and Meghan are moving from Montecito to the UK, LOL.
Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 06:19 PM (kX27y)

Oops - saw you all beat me to it.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (kX27y)

157 > Yeah, I'm pretty sure your typical guy with a royal title from a billionaire family could do better than that, even if said guy was old, fat, and bald.

You guys, Harry isn't with Markle because she's the hottest Harry could get. They're together because each have a specific blend of crazy that feeds off of each other and is incredibly hot for each other.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (mkw2N)

158 So may I presume that casual sex is on the table then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

It's on the big screen. I'm in it.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (wVcYX)

159 ‘ Look at how disgusting Nithya Raman's public bathrooms are.’

[Getting sexually aroused]

— Gay Shit Nazi Platner

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 19, 2026 06:21 PM (XCctI)

160 > 145 134 They can't both be Jesus...can they?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D

Old, old, old joke:

A psychiatrist has two patients, one gay, one straight, who both believe they are Jesus. He puts them in together to see what will happen.

He checks after a week and the gay one is now the Virgin Mary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:21 PM (IG3/x)

161 FL Dem Senate candidate Angie Nixon says she wants a "pathway to citizenship" for Haitian immigrants, partly because of "the culture they bring here."

Animal sacrifice, black magic, violent authoritarianism and AIDS?

Posted by: How enriching at August 19, 2026 06:21 PM (TbWk/)

162 126 So may I presume that casual sex is on the table then?
Posted by: Cicero

On?
Posted by: Billy Jeff

Jeez, uh...on, off, we can do it wherever I guess. Boo ooy oiing!

Posted by: Beavis at August 19, 2026 06:21 PM (bUztX)

163 Lucky for us they are taking their circus to the UK
Posted by: It's me donna
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All of us at the Daily Mail are just over the moon!. The stories write themselves and people either hate read or swoon over the Sussexxes.

We'll make billions of pounds, (as an aside to our American readers, it is about the same as the cost of a Big Mac to you Yanks.)

Posted by: Daily Mail at August 19, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv)

164 Bedstuy is not great,
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I walked through there alone.

Posted by: Billy Joel at August 19, 2026 06:22 PM (XeU6L)

165 He still votes straight Democrat every election, because his Daddy told him to do that, 60 years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:17 PM

I have a brother in law like that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 06:22 PM (cpFbA)

166 "They believe that men and women should not be unclothed in each other's presence unless they are married to each other," Snider said. "That's their Christian view, and then of course... it violates their cultural sensibilities."

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I see their mistake - they should have said it was their Muslim view.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 19, 2026 06:22 PM (9BEJ1)

167 According to the note attached to the X post:

Gustavo Gordillo (protector of the working man) is delinquent in paying his union dues!

That is exactly the kind of person I want in power to protect my interests, rather than pad their own nest.

/sarc off

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2026 06:23 PM (HlyYF)

168 the big breaking news is Harry and Meghan are moving from Montecito to the UK, LOL.
Posted by: beckster

Maybe Elon can test a rocket with them in it.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 19, 2026 06:23 PM (88C+u)

169 152 Every day feels more demoralizing than the one before. These people. These fucking people. They get money and power and privilege and do nothing but destroy.
Posted by: Fuck them and fuck this world
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I'd like you to meet the people in my ancient Israel during my time. Same vibes.

To quote that ole crank Ecclesiastes, there is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Jeremiah at August 19, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv)

170 Maybe Elon can test a rocket with them in it.
Posted by: 88C+u
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He can do a von Braun, 'aim at the moon and accidentally hit London'.

Posted by: whig at August 19, 2026 06:24 PM (E4rtv)

171 According to the note attached to the X post:

Gustavo Gordillo (protector of the working man) is delinquent in paying his union dues!

That is exactly the kind of person I want in power to protect my interests, rather than pad their own nest.

/sarc off
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2026 06:23 PM (HlyYF)

so dedicated to the little guy he forgets the rent in solidarity.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

172 41 Wonder if Prince William will have Harry locked in the Tower of London?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I went on a tour of the Tower of London. They show you the exact spot where Anne Boleyn was beheaded. Just sayin'.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 06:25 PM (0Htd1)

173 When I was a kid Bedford Stuyvesant burned to the ground. Bushwick too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

174 If you have no driveway, $1.3M - if you have a driveway, $1.5M...Bedstuy is not great, but some places like Bathbeach in Brooklyn can be quite nice...

Posted by: Boswell at August 19, 2026 06:20 PM (j10i6)

I don't remember much of the house as I had to be 6-8 when we visited. It had a very narrow driveway. My sister and I slept in the basement. We went to the main floor but I only remember the kitchen (with Aunt Doris' husband Danny yelling/talking, redfaced (Sicilian.)) IIRC, he died of a heart attack.

Did not go upstairs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

175 There already is a pathway to citizenship for Haitians. Or literally anybody on earth.

Apply. Get a green card if you're lucky. Abide by the rules. Pay your fees. Swear your oath.

These fucks don't want a pathway. They want a valet. Drop me off at the front door and fuck along, there's a good chap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (Ot/FD)

176 Where is Brooke Baldwin when you need her to jump on a dick-grenade?

Sheer poetry in its most undiluted, cruel form.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (wtvvX)

177 I know someone who votes Democrat because they’re for the working man and Republicans are for the rich. Still stuck in a 1965 mentality.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (oHcxQ)

178 He still votes straight Democrat every election, because his Daddy told him to do that, 60 years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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My grandfather told me that FDR was the greatest President that we ever had!

Posted by: Yellow Dog Democrat, pulling the (D) lever at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

179 Another Marxist Layabout who knows how to run the country

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

180 Abdulrahman El-Sayed doesn't need Jews, though. He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."

Jesus came to save.

Abdul came to enslave.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 06:27 PM (wtvvX)

181 Weren't there accusations of cannibalism on Haiti? Immigrants who eat dogs and cats sound better by comparison.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 06:11 PM (0Htd1)

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"They're eating the clogs
They're eating the lats
They're drinking the sweats of the people that live there ..."

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (7ccUk)

182 152 Every day feels more demoralizing than the one before. These people. These fucking people. They get money and power and privilege and do nothing but destroy.
Posted by: Fuck them and fuck this world

Would you rather be you living a quiet life as best you can or have your every move dissected by people that live on blogs? Money and privilege are not the happiness most people imagine, I'd imagine.

Posted by: old chick at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (F3Dlr)

183 I'm pretty sure your typical guy with a royal title from a billionaire family could do better than that, even if said guy was old, fat, and bald.

Exhibit A: https://tinyurl.com/bdduzk5p

Prince Ranier III was no troll, but he wouldn't pull poon like Grace Kelly if he was just some dude working in a drug store. And he was just royalty for a tiny (albeit rich and famous) principality.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (bUztX)

184 All this deportation orders are being slow walked. The Haitians and Somalis, Venezuelans and whoever else the fuck is here on a “temporary” basis will appeal and re sue and liberal judges will help out with TROs. They need to run out the clock. 2 years and if god forbid a Dem wins in 2028 none of them are going home.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (oHcxQ)

185 Fuck me, the rugfucker is actually playing with liberation theology.

What a chad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD)

186 > My grandfather told me that FDR was the greatest President that we ever had!
Posted by: Yellow Dog Democrat, pulling the (D) lever at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

Yep, that's pretty much it. This guy was also a youngster during the Kennedy era, and still looks back on those days with fondness.

Say what you will about his other shortcomings, at least JFK wasn't afraid to confront the commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2026 06:29 PM (IG3/x)

187 Where is Brooke Baldwin when you need her to jump on a dick-grenade?

Didn't Def Leppard record that in a song?

Watch out for the Dick Grenade (Dick Grenade)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 06:30 PM (K32Fz)

188 Say what you will about his other shortcomings, at least JFK wasn't afraid to confront the commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

He also signed a big tax cut bill. By today’s Democrat standards he’d be an ultra right wing nationalist.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:31 PM (oHcxQ)

189 Will the Fairfax Sheriff honor ICE’s detainer?
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Seriously?

Will Fairfax County Public Schools re enroll him as a student for his senior year?
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You're just messing with us, now, aren't you?

The real question is how many girls will grope his first day back? Two? Four?

Place your bets, ladies and gents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 06:31 PM (skYuh)

190 Thats why the Communist killed Kennedy

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

191 My grandfather told me that FDR was the greatest President that we ever had!
Posted by: Yellow Dog Democrat

Pretty easy to impress people when you give them a bunch of free shit on future generations' credit. How's that social security ponzi scheme looking?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2026 06:31 PM (bUztX)

192 I went on a tour of the Tower of London. They show you the exact spot where Anne Boleyn was beheaded. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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To add insult to injury, they hired a frenchman to wield the sword.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2026 06:32 PM (XeU6L)

193 "2 years and if god forbid a Dem wins in 2028 none of them are going home.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (oHcxQ) "

eh, they'll probably get a restitution fund like PDT tried to do for j6ers, and the courts will have no problem with it ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at August 19, 2026 06:32 PM (VyBeY)

194 Brits used to tie molesters to the mouth of a cannon.
Nothing but gel close to the cannon and limbs tossed asunder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:32 PM (BzKNL)

195 177 I know someone who votes Democrat because they’re for the working man and Republicans are for the rich. Still stuck in a 1965 mentality.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Well, they are half right--the GOPe Mitch and his clones are for the rich corporatist donors, at least in the Senate and many governors. But so are the uniparty Dems like Schumer.

The new DSA kids hate everybody not them but especially working men and want to see them in a work camp being reeducated at best, digging their own graves before being executed at worst.

Posted by: whig at August 19, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)

196 My grandfather told me that FDR was the greatest President that we ever had!
Posted by: Yellow Dog Democrat, pulling the (D) lever at August 19, 2026 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

My parents, both born in 1918, hated FDR.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (hmYU4)

197 He's pitching himself to Christians by telling them, "I'm basically Jesus, because we're both radicals."
--
This is a blasphemy.
And any Christian who repeats it should know what they are saying is a sin.

Jesus was not a radical--in His day or ever.
Especially in the way this guy means it.

Only those who don't know Jesus would ever say such a thing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (3cUTc)

198 News

- chopper crash - telemundo and NBC journalist gone!
- storms heat
- Presidential tour - "including his name inscribed in granite." Lol
- Hayden

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

199
The Tower of London is a great tour.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (/QHx4)

200 lol, the nic from that evening when we were all being Aztecs

Posted by: sock_rat_eeztl at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (VyBeY)

201 194 Brits used to tie molesters to the mouth of a cannon.
Nothing but gel close to the cannon and limbs tossed asunder.

Posted by: Braenyard
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British were so inventive in their punishments that we passed a constitutional amendment banning that sort of ingenuity.

Posted by: whig at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (E4rtv)

202 You know what can make UK beans great?

Some Ann Margret and The Who:
https://youtu.be/boLQiAsH3ho

Skip to 5:08

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

203 The thing is, silents and greatest had a reason to venerate FDR, for all his evils. But Kennedy? Boomers worship that dude and he was a complete fail

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 06:33 PM (K32Fz)

204 183 I'm pretty sure your typical guy with a royal title from a billionaire family could do better than that, even if said guy was old, fat, and bald.

Exhibit A: https://tinyurl.com/bdduzk5p

Prince Ranier III was no troll, but he wouldn't pull poon like Grace Kelly if he was just some dude working in a drug store. And he was just royalty for a tiny (albeit rich and famous) principality.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (bUztX)

All too true. That said, Grace Kelly was said to have *really* gotten around in Hollywood. There were many that knew her charms. David Niven writes about that in his autobiography, for instance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2026 06:34 PM (ffLfa)

205 He also signed a big tax cut bill. By today’s Democrat standards he’d be an ultra right wing nationalist.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 06:31 PM (oHcxQ)

By today's standards Adlai Stevenson would be Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:35 PM (zZu0s)

206 Jesus saw also considered a medium of demons in his time.

Let's not take everybody's take on Jesus as valid.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2026 06:35 PM (Fi81e)

207 beans and toast is great for breakfast!

they're good for your heart!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2026 06:36 PM (VyBeY)

208 All too true. That said, Grace Kelly was said to have *really* gotten around in Hollywood. There were many that knew her charms. David Niven writes about that in his autobiography, for instance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

So you're saying the ugly Jew producers bent her over the casting couch?!?!?

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 19, 2026 06:36 PM (bUztX)

209 Taking a goatfucker's word about Jesus is like taking Howard Zinn's word about American history.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:37 PM (Ot/FD)

210 Pretty easy to impress people when you give them a bunch of free shit on future generations' credit. How's that social security ponzi scheme looking?
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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My favorite Roosevelt program? The Homestead collectives. 100 of them, all failed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

211
'Merican beans got pork, beef, onions, brown sugar and molasses. To start with.

But I'm sure the watery ones with tomato sauce are fine.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:38 PM (Y8DZL)

212 All too true. That said, Grace Kelly was said to have *really* gotten around in Hollywood. There were many that knew her charms. David Niven writes about that in his autobiography, for instance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

So you're saying the ugly Jew producers bent her over the casting couch?!?!?
Posted by: Candace Owens at August 19, 2026 06:36 PM (bUztX)

You know, this is one of the few places on the internet where you can find sarcastic, parody antisemitism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 06:38 PM (zZu0s)

213 LOL, she 'tapped' Fight Agency, Morris Katz's shop.
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https://tinyurl.com/uvhpdk53

Los Angeles mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman is tapping the progressive ad shop that helped propel Zohran Mamdani to victory in New York — despite hundreds of fellow Democratic Socialists urging candidates to cut ties with the firm over its work for a scandal-plagued Senate hopeful.

“We plan on working with Fight Agency. We understand that they had also been approached by other campaigns and committees involved in the LA Mayor’s race,” the Nithya for Mayor campaign told the California Post.

No contract has yet been signed, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 06:38 PM (kX27y)

214 45 I recommend that black people do a little research into just how awesome the Arab-Black African relationship is.

They get along like a village afire.

me and the farmer like brother, like sister
getting on like hand and blister
me and the farmer

Posted by: the eternal wisdom of the the housemartins at August 19, 2026 06:38 PM (v3pYe)

215
Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:38 PM (BzKNL)

216 Let's not take everybody's take on Jesus as valid.
Posted by: Axeman

Right. We can all agree he was non-binary, but had to present as masculine due to the antiquated societal norms of the place and time.

Posted by: James Talarico at August 19, 2026 06:39 PM (bUztX)

217 201 194 Brits used to tie molesters to the mouth of a cannon.
Nothing but gel close to the cannon and limbs tossed asunder.

Posted by: Braenyard
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British were so inventive in their punishments that we passed a constitutional amendment banning that sort of ingenuity.

Posted by: whig
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Hanging and firing squad were not in that amendment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 06:40 PM (BzKNL)

218 Prince Ranier III was no troll, but he wouldn't pull poon like Grace Kelly if he was just some dude working in a drug store. And he was just royalty for a tiny (albeit rich and famous) principality.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 19, 2026 06:28 PM (bUztX)

All too true. That said, Grace Kelly was said to have *really* gotten around in Hollywood. There were many that knew her charms. David Niven writes about that in his autobiography, for instance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2026 06:34 PM (ffLfa)

Niven almost spilled the beans about Grace Kelly to Prince Ranier.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 06:40 PM (wVcYX)

219 Hanging and firing squad were not in that amendment.
Posted by: Braenyard

Punishment for crimes is cruel and unusual. They deserve rehabilitation and support!

Posted by: Kentanji Brown Jackson at August 19, 2026 06:41 PM (bUztX)

220 Taking a goatfucker's word about Jesus is like taking Howard Zinn's word about American history.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I know an AWFL who said to me, 'All that I need to know about history, I learned from Howard Zinn'.

Sensing that I was dealing with a psychologically damaged person, I did not reply.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2026 06:41 PM (XeU6L)

221 Jesus and Pol Pot, both considered "radicals" in their time.

One was believed, by the people most loyal to him to sacrifice himself for every human being and rose from the dead, the other is shown by history to have filled fields with skeletons of people who didn't do everything perfectly for the cause.

So Jesus, even if a radical, makes Pol Pot pretty cool, right?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)

222 being famous and rich/powerful and leaving a lasting impression that people write books about ...

Grace Kelly was said to have *really* gotten around in Hollywood. There were many that knew her charms. David Niven writes about that in his autobiography, for instance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Posted by: old chick at August 19, 2026 06:41 PM (F3Dlr)

223 "Some people might call me a crackpot--yeah, but they called Albert Einstein a crackpot too!" -- Non-thinking.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

224 Right. We can all agree he was non-binary, but had to present as masculine due to the antiquated societal norms of the place and time.
Posted by: James Talarico at August 19, 2026 06:39 PM (bUztX)

Jesus would have given that fag a wedgie so lovecraftian in its depths that the synoptic gospels would have mentioned it along with the alarming change in atmospheric conditions when it happened.

Entire new cults worshipping the one who got physically vaporized by a wedgie would have spring up. All wearing little gold icons of a pair of underwear on a chain around their necks. All making the sign of a YOINK whenever something portentious or noteworthy happened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:44 PM (Ot/FD)

225 Yeah Grace Kelly was sort of famously a skeeze despite looking like the ice queen 50s housewife. Kinda sad really, someone that breathtakingly beautiful didn't have to spread it around like the town bicycle to be loved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 06:45 PM (K32Fz)

226 I still want Abdul and the Trannies to meet.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 06:45 PM (Sco7b)

227 I recommend that black people do a little research into just how awesome the Arab-Black African relationship is.
___

Oh, I have.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 06:46 PM (44QZQ)

228
Pretty sure Ranier was aware Grace had lost her virginity by the time he met her.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL)

229
What do these Jewish Democrats think would HAPPEN if (shudder! yikes!) Republicans were in power?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 06:48 PM (XJ22o)

230
Go anywhere in the gulf and see how guest workers are treated.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:50 PM (Y8DZL)

231 229
What do these Jewish Democrats think would HAPPEN if (shudder! yikes!) Republicans were in power?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 06:48 PM (XJ22o)
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I have many Jewish Democrat friends and it's just not in their DNA to EVER vote GOP. Sad.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 06:52 PM (kX27y)

232 Go anywhere in the gulf and see how guest workers are treated.
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 06:50 PM (Y8DZL)

If you ain't allowed to leave...
You ain't a guest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:52 PM (Ot/FD)

233 For the entire duration of time that fine upstanding Republicans were so heinously refusing to play golf or drink shitty martinis with Jews, the Democrat party was literally lynching them through their little pajama party ghost mask club.

Figure it the fuck out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 06:55 PM (Ot/FD)

234 SMH - Quite a while back I sent you a picture of a couple of troops working on a tracked vehicle. Do you recall...was that a M88?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2026 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

235 AES is black Jesus?

Posted by: MikeN at August 19, 2026 06:55 PM (J6IV/)

236 I wonder what liberal Jewish folk in other states are thinking about the Jews in Michigan supporting Rogers? If they don't think it's wise they are idiots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 06:56 PM (rp63B)

237 There is a NOOD!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 06:59 PM (wVcYX)

238 1.5m will get you a nice 1 bedroom in manhattan and perhaps 2-3 bedroom in one of the other boroughs.

Or a fixer-upper 2 family somewhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2026 07:05 PM (aYdt9)

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