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The Morning Report — 8/ 19 /26

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Good morning kids. Once again our complete lack of shock by this is in direct proportion to our abject horror and revulsion.

Again, El-Sayed’s mother was helping the financial operations of a network that supported one of the most infamous terrorist leaders of modern times (Bin Laden), who orchestrated the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans in 2001. That same network supported a terrorist group (Hamas) that committed the worst single day of slaughter of Jews since the Holocaust in 2023. And the “charity” network propped up the genocidal Jihad group that has spent years committing atrocities in Afghanistan: the Taliban. El-Sayed has not publicly distanced himself from Elkomy’s past, or indeed, from Islamic extremist groups in general. Why should he, when Islam explicitly teaches that Jihad is praiseworthy? Again, CAIR not only donated to him, but officially endorsed him and encouraged people to vote for him. If a terrorist front group endorses you, that probably means you are likely to promote the goals of Jihad. And the Muslim Brotherhood celebrated El-Sayed’s primary win. El-Sayed certainly — and proudly — supports wiping Israel off the map.

Welcome to Michiganistan! Where we all slam for ISLAM!!!

And despite New York City, the most Jewish city on the planet outside of Israel itself went utterly meshugah by voting in Momzer Mamdani, this still happened.

Now the largest Catholic civil rights group in the United States — the Catholic League for Civil and Religious Rights — has also asked Mamdani to stay away from the 9/11 ceremony, for the same reasons that the families and friends of those murdered on 9/11 gave. More on that demand can be found here: “Largest Catholic Civil Rights Group in US Urges Mamdani to Skip 9/11 Memorial Ceremony,” by Shiryn Ghermezian, Algemeiner, August 6, 2026:

Well, leave it to Bill Donohue and the Catholics to step up and do the right thing. But there is no way that that evil scumbag is going to skip the 9/11 ceremonies. Because for him and every other Muslim on the planet, 9/11 was not an horrendous tragedy, to them it was a glorious victory. I fully expect ululations and the passing out of candy and Halvah in every Muslim neighborhood this side of the M-79 star system. I wouldn't put it past Hizzbollah hizzoner to add the names of the 20 hijackers to the list of the victims along with Bin Laden.


Considering the Democrats have a bigwig who honored her grandfather on Veteran's Day who served during World War 2, no not as a GI but in the Nazi Wehrmacht, perhaps my observation about Mamdani is less a nightmarish wisecrack than God-forbid a prediction of the future! And what a shock, the aforementioned Democrat bigwig turns out to be Kelly Neumann a fundraising boss in MICHIGAN!

How do you say Ach du Lieber in Arabic or Pashtun...or with a Yuper accent?!!! From that madness we flashback to the glory days of Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and this character he and his ilk inflicted on us...

A “Maryland father.” That’s how the propaganda press described Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an illegal alien from El Salvador that the Trump administration sought to deport. Despite accusations of MS-13 ties, human smuggling, and domestic abuse, Democrats and their allies in the corporate press turned Abrego Garcia into a national martyr. But the innocent “Maryland father” narrative is collapsing once again with new details revealed by the Department of Justice about Abrego Garcia. . . As the propaganda press’ cover-up for criminal Abrego Garcia continues to fail, they keep trying to find new ways to preserve their carefully crafted narrative about him, this time by just not telling their readers about the new evidence, while in the past just parroting the preferred narrative from a court or Abrego Garcia’s lawyers.

Other than the aforementioned meshugas, yesterday was another primary day in several states and here's the tale of the tape/recap, courtesy of Breitbart.

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1 When will the morons of the US discover the enemy within our borders?

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at August 19, 2026 07:21 AM (vj9mz)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

3 Helluva Mother's Day over at El-Sayed's!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:23 AM (ndZc7)

4 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:27 AM (2Cry5)

6 The arrival of Ship 13 at Christmas Island is amazing. Went through some rough seas.

Another picture on the web showed the rocket floating in port, with two ships, each equipped with one large crane, adjacent to it.

This speaks well of the workmanship of SpaceX.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

7 All of those revelations about the character of his family
1. Is no surprise
2. Further qualifies him among the Islamist-Democrat voters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

8 The Propaganda Press will glory in the spectacle of a jihadist mayor celebrating the murder of thousands of citizens, and his wife will get plenty of press too, at least from her tweets on the big day if nothing else.

Oh, what a horrible thing New Yorkers have done, putting this awful guy in Gracie Mansion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:29 AM (qPiHX)

9 When will the morons of the US discover the enemy within our borders?

We know they are there. We may or may not have planned out what to do. A hint is in the level of gun ownership of US citizens. Has it gone up?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

10 G'morning J.J.!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 19, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

11 Huck Follywood

I'll bet Mandamni was cheated into office. This, after previous mayors drove out many rational voters to other places. So a long-standing operation to take over, decades in the making.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

12 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

13 It sucks for people who lost loved ones on 9/11 to have to endure some smarmy terrorist gloating over their ashes.

I get it. But it's totally appropriate for Mamdani to be there - it's a city full of people who elected him because they hate America and love Islam and want to see a Muslim spike the ball on their graves.

Black, white, brown, Muslim, atheist and Jew alike, they all share the common ground of hatred for this country and its people.

If I were in the shoes of these 9/11 families, I'd just move the commemoration ceremony to Shanksville, and move my own butt out of that sorry ass foreign city. It's enemy territory now. Why ritualistically pass beneath the conquerors' yoke every day?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)

14 The Real Reason Trust In Media Collapsed

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Ooo! I know! I know!
[Waves hand over head]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (ndZc7)

15 $39.9 Trillion in debt.

Trillion with a "T".

Tick tock...tick...tock...

Posted by: Broke, Sober and Sorry at August 19, 2026 07:33 AM (9WAJE)

16 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 19, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Good morning! A triple-digit roaster of a day to commence.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 07:35 AM (wVcYX)

18 >Floating Starship successfully reaches calm waters off Christmas Island
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This is a fascinating on-going story
I think now, the only way this ends is they tow the thing back out to sea, and sink it

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)

19 Will he do the decent thing?
Largest Catholic Civil Rights Group Wants Mamdani Disinvited to 9/11 Ceremony

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I'd be highly shocked if he did the "decent thing" and stayed away. The temptation to rub America's face in 9/11 just by showing how islam has conquered NYC will be too great.

I hope he gets pelted with rotten, wet garbage.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:37 AM (qBdHI)

20 >15 $39.9 Trillion in debt.

It's a write off.

Posted by: Kramer at August 19, 2026 07:37 AM (Q+gd/)

21 >I'd be highly shocked if he did the "decent thing" and stayed away.
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He can't stay away
Staying away would be admitting that concerns about his presence are valid

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

22 If they let him speak at that ceremony unscathed I will be sorely disappointed.

This is an excellent opportunity to humiliate the Islamists. Not a single word he utters should be heard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

23 Don Black

Lift it to Starbase City in Texas as a monument to the early days of the SpaceX Solar System Empire; Elon IV, Emperor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

24 San Franpsycho

As the crowd turns their backs to Mandamni, throw shoes at the stage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

25 The University of Denver's Animal Law Program, where Rutinel served as a fellow, is run by a Harvard-trained lawyer who said there's 'no principled reason' for elephants to be 'deprived of legal personhood'

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Now do unborn babies. Anyone hazard a guess where this idiot stands?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

26 Rosie O'Donnell celebrated her return to America by calling Bari Weiss a Nazi. Bari, a nice Jewish girl from Pittsburgh, a lesbian, and a Democrat, has committed the great sin of not accepting mindless groupthink that dictates antisemitic hate.

It’s worth noting that Gina Carano’s Hollywood career collapsed after she shared a social media message suggesting conservatives are being “othered” much like Jewish people in 1930s-era Germany.

Roseanne Barr lost her signature ABC sitcom, and so much more, for one racially-charged Tweet.

O’Donnell will face no repercussions for saying such cruel, fact-free things.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:45 AM (Xa17V)

27 As the crowd turns their backs to Mandamni, throw shoes at the stage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

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Yeah, like that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

28 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Excellent point. But killing the innocent is so "on brand" for commies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

29 Good morning

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 07:46 AM (jJdaW)

30 Is Starship 13 the first one to be recovered? I understand SpaceX would like to examine it for future upgrades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:47 AM (2Cry5)

31 >Lift it to Starbase City in Texas as a monument
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to paraphrase Matt Damon, Elon would have to science the shit out of that

all seriousness aside, I don't see how

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt)

32 to paraphrase Matt Damon, Elon would have to science the shit out of that

all seriousness aside, I don't see how
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt)
======================
Even if they have to cut it into parts, I suspect they will take it back to Texas

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (j/Zm5)

33 > Is Starship 13 the first one to be recovered?
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I think so
usually it lands on the water, keels over and explodes/sinks
this one refused to explode

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

34 Martini Farmer

Yes, wrt the Ship part of the rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

35 Penn States's cocaine kingpin had a nickname - I'm being completely serious here - and it's amazing.

Pablo Pledgescobar.

Absolutely epic. LET'S GO STATE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 07:50 AM (PGK1w)

36 Briahna Joy Gray
@briebriejoy
Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.
The problem with cops is their selective enforcement of crime. It’s about protecting monied interests. Not you.

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"Killer" and fashion icon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (ndZc7)

37 As someone who readily admits that I'd be a defense attorney's worst juror (I have little compassion for those that are obviously guilty and fully support the death penalty), I do go back and forth on what Lindsay Clancy's punishment should be. The woman jumped out of a window and severed her spine. She obviously has very deep psychological problems, coupled with all that pharmaceutical stew she was taking. I'd be less inclined to sentence her to death (does MA even have that?). She should get life in prison, not be confined to some mental hospital for X number of years. It's all an incredible tragedy. Incidentally, I thought it really strange how her husband got married so quickly afterward.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

38 Don Black

There is well practiced technology in getting large object, like the USS Cole or USS Roberts, out of the water for transport to repair yards.

Lift ships, usually by Dutch salvage firms, meet that need.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

39 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.

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I'd like some proof of that please.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

40 Pablo Pledgescobar.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Excellent. The Dems will run him for President in 2032.

Glad to know your roof is sound, or it would be Gutterdammerung.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

41 @briebriejoy... The problem with cops is their selective enforcement of crime. It’s about protecting monied interests. Not you.


She's on the right track.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Q+gd/)

42 Thanks, JJ!

You Rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2026 07:56 AM (VyBeY)

43 > There is well practiced technology in getting large object, like the USS Cole or USS Roberts, out of the water for transport to repair yards.

Lift ships, usually by Dutch salvage firms, meet that need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'd bet, it Musk has an interest in this sort of thing again, that's exactly what we'll see near the splashdown point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 07:56 AM (2Cry5)

44 Briahna Joy Gray
======

Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

45 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

46 Martini Farmer

If the FAA does not approve a Chopsticks landing, putting it in the nearby Gulf of America would be a sound plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

47 Birdbath status?

Dry as a bone...

Morning, all. I endure. Time to finish waking up, take a walk before it gets too hot, and start the job searches again.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 07:58 AM (aJQbY)

48 I'd like some proof of that please.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
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It's just sh*t they say to advance their will to power.

Everything a leftists says is a lie. They do not recognize objective truth. Anything that serves their purpose is "truth."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

49 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Have a great Hump Day everyone.
Outside of the DSA woman beating Vindman (hehehehe) the DSA didn't have a good day yesterday. Hopefully it will make them even angrier at the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (rp63B)

50 Far left wackjob Stephen A. Smith isn't far left wackjobby enough!

Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Jemele Hill and Don Lemon say Stephen A. Smith has become problematic because he's been hosting "certain" people and hanging out with them

They feel that he is in a way betraying "black journalism"

This comes after the NABJ gave Smith its 'Thumbs Down' award, citing his commentary about black women, Jasmine Crockett being among them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)

51 Why are these people still breathing air? What has happened to America? I can't abide, so I need to turn it off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (tvdD1)

52 Thanks JJ, and good morning Horde!

Posted by: Buck Ofama at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (jdi+Z)

53 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)


Oh, Mitch....won't see him no more.

Posted by: Deep State GOPe operatives at August 19, 2026 08:01 AM (9WAJE)

54 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 08:01 AM (RqFM6)

55 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

57 Results came in fast and furious in the Sunshine State, where one House incumbent was unseated, several others fended off insurgent primary challengers and a Democratic Senate hopeful was dealt a stunning defeat by a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.

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Houston, we have a problem. Anyone want to soothe my nerves that these DSA socialists are not bamboozling the imbecile-minded voters and are actually not a major problem that seems to be growing exponentially? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

58 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)



That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

59 Briahna Joy Gray
======

Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Bernie Sanders'. National Press Secretary for the Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)

60 Yes I know about lift ships
they are ships for shipping ships
the problem then is, the route back to the US
across the Pacific? If the lift ship doesn't fit thru the Panama Canal, you'd have to offload the rocket and truck it back to Texas

Similarly, if you go the other way, west, your lift ship has to transit the Suez Canal or go around the Cape Of Good Hope, which is definitely a movie I would go see

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt)

61 Well, leave it to Bill Donohue and the Catholics to step up and do the right thing. But there is no way that that evil scumbag is going to skip the 9/11 ceremonies. Because for him and every other Muslim on the planet, 9/11 was not an horrendous tragedy, to them it was a glorious victory. I fully expect ululations and the passing out of candy and Halvah in every Muslim neighborhood this side of the M-79 star system. I wouldn't put it past Hizzbollah hizzoner to add the names of the 20 hijackers to the list of the victims along with Bin Laden.


And NYC elected him.

Sorry, but reap it. You've forgotten. You've pissed on the souls of those that perished that day due to islhamic terrorism. Watch him dance on their graves. You've earned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

62 Are FL primaries open elections? Commie Nixon beating traitorous Vindman kind of smells like a little operation Chaos, with GOP voters putting the least electable Dem across the line.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:05 AM (gm9Sb)

63 John Cornyn on Former Staffer Now Working for Talarico Campaign: Only ‘Authoritarian Countries’ Tell You ‘Where You Work’

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That's just about as lame a statement as he could've ever released. Good G*d, what a miserable piece of work he is/was. Fingers crossed that Paxton wins, because if he does, getting rid of Cornyn will be one of the political highlights of the year.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

64 Repeal the 19th. It was a horrible, horrible mistake.

Posted by: Monk Wally D'Honque III at August 19, 2026 08:06 AM (dYZNu)

65 Don Black

Panama Canal should be wide enough. Or to a port in California, and send it by barge. Too big to rail or drive it from CA to Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

66 Another picture on the web showed the rocket floating in port, with two ships, each equipped with one large crane, adjacent to it.

This speaks well of the workmanship of SpaceX.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)



It's no space cock.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (2YhKe)

67 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)


Why do you care?

The Senate is currently in recess - but not the kind of recess which would allow Trump to do anything, just the kind where most of them are not in DC - and isn't scheduled to return until 9/14. So he wouldn't be doing Senate things anyway.

According to KY law, he wouldn't be replaced before the November election even if he were declared to be dead.

It's a non story, affecting nothing, and, like Epstein or the debt - which we cannot affect, is brought up just to get people riled up and feeling helpless. Troll or not, be better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

68 They feel that he is in a way betraying "black journalism"

This comes after the NABJ gave Smith its 'Thumbs Down' award, citing his commentary about black women, Jasmine Crockett being among them
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:00 AM (ndZc7)
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He's not really black.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

69 58 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)


That's the report so far this morning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe

And he will leave just as gracefully as Cornyn, Massie, etc etc. But if Thune would take a small break from posting pictures of himself being ignored by constituents, he might hear the bell tolling.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (2UJ+q)

70 Amnesty UK
@AmnestyUK
Comedy has always belonged beside human rights campaigning – that's why Amnesty’s show is back at Edinburgh Fringe this Friday and Saturday!

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Take my genocide. Please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (ndZc7)

71
“Would you be open to styling for this person for his trial?” the magazine asked Jacobs. After looking at the photo of Mangione, Jacobs chucked, and answered “Um, yes.”
Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs Says He Would Dress Luigi Mangione for His Trial, Calls Him a Fashion Trendsetter


May I suggest a Bloody Butcher's Apron, Dunce Cap and Toy Cap Pistol as de rigueur for-

The Marc Jacobs Luigi Mangione Murder Collection

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (iJfKG)

72 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)


That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge


Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)

73 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)


He did.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

74 Screamin' A. Smith is valuable for comic relief. Kinda like Carville.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

75 He's not really black.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Or a journalist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:10 AM (ndZc7)

76
Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)



It's good he did. That way everyone knows what side he's on.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

77 Low point of the day. Fucking dew point remains in the mid 70s, making things uncomfortable. High point of the day. Delivery of some compression socks. The golden years my ass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)

78 Mentally-Ill Transgender (but I repeat myself) Man Sought To Kill Scott Bessent

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (wfdbg)

79 Fun Fact: Starship weighs over 100 tons, empty, and is over 50 meters long

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (ZxPkt)

80 So a female Communist of Color™ wants to be a US senator from Florida?
Alexa, order more popcorn.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)

81 The golden years my ass.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)



SpongeDad: Whoever said these were the golden years was an asshole!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

82 anyway, it'll be interesting watching this play out

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (ZxPkt)

83 Low point of the day. Fucking dew point remains in the mid 70s, making things uncomfortable. High point of the day. Delivery of some compression socks. The golden years my ass.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:11 AM (gm9Sb)


They're called the golden years for all the gold you have to spend to try and get through them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

84 Trump Takes Hilarious Swipe at Alex Vindman After Stunning Primary Loss: ‘How Cool is That?’

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (wfdbg)

85 Mentally-Ill Transgender (but I repeat myself) Man Sought To Kill Scott Bessent
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:12 AM (wfdbg)



Wasn't he just sentenced to 6+ years in prison?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

86 Never thought I’d be happy to see a DSA candidate win an election!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (0pL/G)

87 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.

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Now, Planned Parenthood is corporate genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (ndZc7)

88
To be fair, $1.5 million is shy of what buys a luxurious penthouse in Manhattan these days.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)

89 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)

90 The thing about McConnell, or Mad Maxine Waters, both whom have been absent for months is that they can get away with zero explanation to the public... the public they supposedly work for.

Whether it's their staffers being dicks, the family being dicks, or whatever... that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.

I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

91 Limbaugh always had a great Alexander Vindman bit.

Posted by: I miss Rush at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (2Ez/1)

92 The upper part, that is
the bits floating on the sea at present

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (ZxPkt)

93 Whether it's their staffers being dicks, the family being dicks, or whatever... that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.

I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)




This.

They're on the payroll. Show up to your job or you're fired. Just like the REST of us would experience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

94 Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs Says He Would Dress Luigi Mangione for His Trial, Calls Him a Fashion Trendsetter“

He and Hugo Boss should have a nice chat in hell someday day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:16 AM (0pL/G)

95 Talking about Luigi as a “killer” without mentioning the tens of thousands of deaths Brian Thompson was responsible for is manufacturing consent for corporate genocide.
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Accepting the Left's propositions is a fool's errand. They do not want the scimitar to come for them for reasons adjudicated by random citizens outside a court of law.

Mostly because the courts favor them anyway. So it's all just useless bullshit.

I would rather listen to someone scratch a record for five hours than to try and reason with a leftard's latest jizz filled declaration for half a second.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:17 AM (Kr1pO)

96 Who among us has not had a mother who supported terrorists? We can't hold that against sonny boy.

I'm not up yet. Just peeking in before getting a bit more sleep. Nothing as restful and relaxing as a JJS Morning Report!

Being in post-surgical recovery is a fine excuse for sleeping late.

Later, gaiters!

Posted by: mindful webworker - pre-caffeinated at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (yrKoI)

97 62 Are FL primaries open elections? Commie Nixon beating traitorous Vindman kind of smells like a little operation Chaos, with GOP voters putting the least electable Dem across the line.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08

No, they are closed. And we better pull our heads out of our fourth point of contact because slow and steady isn’t winning races. Engaging, charismatic, and influencer playbooks are on the left. Now I don’t think they will win against saner R candidates in a state like Fl, yet. But if we don’t start with better campaign strategies, they will win in more places than will make us comfortable. This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)

98 > that they can remain absent for long periods of time, both while Congress is in session and when it's not, is the issue.
----

it's that gosh-darn Constitution, I tell you!
both houses of Congress can make their own rules

which can't really be blamed on the Founders
how were they to know Congress would some day attract mostly assholes?

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)

99 Hey, everybody. Just have a brief moment to pop in!
I've got wake boarding this morning and cliff diving this afternoon. Summer recess is great!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

100 I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

The great irony is that our pocketbooks and freedoms are far safer when people McConnell and Maxine don’t show up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (0pL/G)

101 In math, 45 percent of high school seniors scored “below basic,” the lowest level since 2005. In reading, 32 percent scored “below basic,” the lowest level since the exam’s inception in 1992.

I know this sound crazy but any school with more than 50% of the kids not being able to read and write needs to stop every class but reading/writing and math.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

102 This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)


We absolutely DO NOT need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC. We need a David Hogg in charge of the DNC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

103 If I was in charge of the camps I would force the inmates to read Basic Economics and pass a test before being released.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

104 97. Umm..RNC. Maybe I need more coffee before this next class. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (2UJ+q)

105 102 This is why we need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC, not the guy who nobody remembers who he is.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2UJ+q)

We absolutely DO NOT need a Scott Pressler in charge of the DNC. We need a David Hogg in charge of the DNC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August

I am dead, forgive that really, really crazy typo. And it was CRAZY. 🤪

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (2UJ+q)

106 Umm..RNC. Maybe I need more coffee before this next class. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:20 AM (2UJ+q)


It's okay. Being dead can make anyone mistype.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

107 Only one forecast model run, but:

🚨🥶 WHAT IN THE FROZEN FUCKNIPPLE FORECAST IS THE GFS DOING?! 🥶🚨

Y’ALL… the GFS just rolled into August 29th and apparently decided summer has had enough fucking screen time.

This long range crackhead computer is dragging 50s DEEP SOUTH with 60s damn near sniffing the Gulf Coast.

HOW THE HELL WE GO FROM HUMIDITITTIES™ sweating through three bras and a lawn chair… to GLACIERGASM NIPNUGGETS hard enough to pick up FM radio?!

That ain’t a cold front. That’s a
TITTYHIBERNATION EVENT.

Folks gonna walk outside expecting their usual 7AM Swamp Crotch Soufflé and get tittyslapped by a breeze fresh out the refrigerated section at Walmart.

BUT CALM THE F#%K DOWN. 🛑

This bastard is 270 HOURS OUT.

DO NOT drag the hoodies out.
DO NOT cook a 14 gallon pot of chili.
DO NOT summon Pumpkin Spice Patricia.
DO NOT post “FALL IS HERE 🍂while your damn AC is still fighting for workers’ comp.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (RqFM6)

108 Results came in fast and furious in the Sunshine State, where one House incumbent was unseated, several others fended off insurgent primary challengers and a Democratic Senate hopeful was dealt a stunning defeat by a member of the Democratic Socialists of America.

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Houston, we have a problem. Anyone want to soothe my nerves that these DSA socialists are not bamboozling the imbecile-minded voters and are actually not a major problem that seems to be growing exponentially? Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)


LiB....wait a second. LIB?!?! Well, anyways.

The media/Dims are trying to turn them into -

The New Boomers.

Cuz they're the New Pepsi Generation and they got something to say!!!

They're are young, man, and not held back by your old-fashioned punk and yacht rock!

Something like that.

They want to hook the young on stupid becuz they're young and ignorant of life.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM (iJfKG)

109 Yooper accent is the correct spelling for how the residents of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula speak. Hopefully very few support what’s going on around Detroit.

Posted by: Lester Rips at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (DJMRh)

110 97 People should be very afraid of the DSA nuts. If just a few get in office, they would have ready allies in the likes of the squad. The NSDAP in the twenties was only seating about twenty people in the Reichstag, and next thing you know we had Nuremberg rallies starring you know who.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (gm9Sb)

111 I am dead, forgive that really, really crazy typo. And it was CRAZY. 🤪
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:21 AM
++++

Lots of us are.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

112 I miss Piper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (2YhKe)

113 Today Is National Potato Day. 🥔

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

114 Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (rm6ZB)



You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2YhKe)

115 > I'm paying them. So's every other taxpayer. I expect more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

The great irony is that our pocketbooks and freedoms are far safer when people McConnell and Maxine don’t show up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2026 08:19 AM (0pL/G)
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The greater irony is that they still spend my money... even while absent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2Cry5)

116 113 I miss Piper.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026

She was good for comic relief if nothing else. Also a poster child for why an MBA is meaningless.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (2UJ+q)

117 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)

118 rickb223 -

I, um.

I doubt Friend Computer, there, I said it! It's time to send me to the Mutant Commie Traitor Happy Fun Camp.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 08:24 AM (aJQbY)

119 Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (rm6ZB)

If Jews are blaming the right for the 1930s while ignoring Dem candidates literally calling for them to be interred in concentration camps today, I don't know that anything will ever break through.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PGK1w)

120 Can egg nog be far behind?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (Kr1pO)

121 Whoa... auto-zapped.

Nevermind, Paul. You're doing great. Keep it up, kiddo.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (PGK1w)

122 109 Yooper accent is the correct spelling for how the residents of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula speak. Hopefully very few support what’s going on around Detroit.
Posted by: Lester Rips

Three big colleges there employ close to 7,000, plus student enrollment. They vote as a block for democrats.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)

123 Lars, the potato goes in the front!

Posted by: Just the punchline at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

124 I miss TJM.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

125 Three big colleges there employ close to 7,000, plus student enrollment. They vote as a block for democrats.
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)


I wonder what percentage of college students vote both where the college is and at home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

126 I wonder what percentage of college students vote both where the college is and at home.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)



Whether they know it or not.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

127
It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
Ehh vry where you go

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ZxPkt)

128 Hey, anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 19, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)


*wears paisley shirt*
*strums guitar*
*sings*

Has anybody here seen my old friend Mitch?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He's gone to a farm to run and smell flowers
I looked around
And he was gone.

*wipes single tear*


Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (iJfKG)

129 I miss TJM.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)


Did he ever get a new job or is he only making videos with incorrect opinions about movies?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

130 I miss all the good trolls.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

131 Vindman received over $16 million in campaign contributions and I never saw even one ad for him. No matter, win or lose, that grifter had a very good day.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (lgXer)

132 They want to hook the young on stupid becuz they're young and ignorant of life.

--

I saw over at the NYP a campaign picture of the loser DSA candidate in FL (dummy named Larkin) and his campaign posters show an alligator and the motto "Chomp the Oligarchy." Most of his supporters probably couldn't even define oligarchy if they had to. Incidentally, the poster lists "Florida Youth Justice Coalition" at the bottom. Justice, I say! Oligarchy, I say! These people regurgitate the same buzz words over and over and over again. There's never a shortage of dummies who fall for it...unfortunately.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI)

133 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)


They should have known the air-speed velocity of unladen swallows.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

134 The NSDAP in the twenties was only seating about twenty people in the Reichstag, and next thing you know we had Nuremberg rallies starring you know who.

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we know who...

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

135 If Jews are blaming the right for the 1930s while ignoring Dem candidates literally calling for them to be interred in concentration camps today, I don't know that anything will ever break through.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:25 AM (PGK1w)
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Not just any Jews. JINOs. Many aren't even Jewish, though they have some Jewish ancestry in their DNA.

No different than what actually happened in 1930s Germany. A book to read:

The Pity of it All

https://tinyurl.com/47dx65wy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (QNSrI)

136 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:22 AM (gm9Sb)

The biggest problem is they have the full backing of the DNC and media and more, they're just keeping it on the down low and flat lying while they spread their contagion.

Think of "We Democrats are at **WAR** with the DSA!!" as the mid-20's version of "Hey a random lady ate a sick bat in China and now a few people seem to be sick...".

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (Kr1pO)

137 Good to see Republicans in Florida didn't fall for the attempted return of Chris Collins. He was a Congressman from the Buffalo area who went to jail. Moved to Florida and ran in the primary. Got 8%of the vote. Go away
Though I see former Republican Congressman Dave Jolly will be the Dem nominee for governor. The new version of Charlie Crist.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (rp63B)

138 I heard that Cory Mills lost his primary?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:02 AM (0U5gm)


That's the report so far this morning.

Posted by: Sponge


Maybe he should not have voted against removing Omar from her committees.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:08 AM (0U5gm)
*****
I'm glad he lost now. He seems to be plagued with a lot of scandal.
He had domestic assault accusation that led to a restraining order, and an ethics committee investigation into sexual misconduct and campaign finance violations. He also has been reported as being under criminal investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice

It's better than he lost now than in the general election.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

139 Remember a couple of years ago Canada officially honored a guy that fought for the Waffen SS...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (sKqQm)

140 122 Colleges in the UP. A long time ago I wound up on the Suomi College alumni newsletter. Finnish last name I guess. One edition honored their basketball team. Never knew Finns could grow so tall and tan so dark.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (gm9Sb)

141 we know who...

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

The original margin blower himself

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (Kr1pO)

142 On Monday, however, the Los Angeles Times reported that the poll was fake. After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus. Median called the survey a “short term social experiment to see how polling information could be distributed without verification.”

faked it faked it faked it

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)

143 Today Is National Potato Day. 🥔

==

Finally!!

Posted by: The Irish at August 19, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)

144
Did he ever get a new job or is he only making videos with incorrect opinions about movies?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)



I believe he's still the stay at home dad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

145 I miss all the good trolls.

--

Lace Wigs >>>>>>>>>>>>> AoS "good trolls"

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 08:32 AM (qBdHI)

146 Lace Wigs >>>>>>>>>>>>> AoS "good trolls"


===

+1

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:32 AM (g47mK)

147
I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.



Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)

148 I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)
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Adjoining borders have consequences shmosequences.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (QNSrI)

149 On Monday, however, the Los Angeles Times reported that the poll was fake. After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus. Median called the survey a “short term social experiment to see how polling information could be distributed without verification.”

faked it faked it faked it
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)/i]


This is election interference and everyone involved should go to prison.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

150 Oh FFS........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (2YhKe)

151 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)

152 Many people will be surprised to learn they are Jews. Many.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

153 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

Seattle Slough? Raykon?? PalinSteele???

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)

154 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)




Smmmoooooooothhh. Like me.

Posted by: Keith Stone at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

155 Auspex

Good and Hard.

MAID is emptying out the kind of Canadians I would be proud to have as citizens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

156 I read (from the man hisself) that Keystone is ...back on the table.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:34 AM (g47mK)
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Not good. There are certain cops that everyone should want to defund.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (QNSrI)

157 > I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.
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Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)

158 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

Seattle Slough? Raykon?? PalinSteele???

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (zBgIx)



I miss Sarah. I sure could use another $8,000 a month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

159 I read what's purported to be the U.S. position in trade negations with Canada this morning, seems to be harsher than terms offered to the Iranians.



Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)
=====

I support regime change in Ottawa too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

160 After numerous inquiries from a Times reporter, Median Strategies itself admitted the poll was bogus
------

Oh yeah the media are like absolute terriers when it comes to uncovering fake polls and getting to the truth WAIT WUT

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (Kr1pO)

161 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

WickedPony, who got relationship advice from us?

Uncle Palpatine?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

162
I support regime change in Ottawa too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)



I support Alberta telling Ottawa to f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

163 Curious was the best "troll". My impression of her used to have people howling. Otherwise an insane little jabbering pest. And she was a pest too.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Kr1pO)

164 The California Energy Commission on Monday voted to restrict what type of tires Californians can buy and when they can replace their tires.

The new rules will lead to a ban on the sale of the majority of tires in the state because they don’t meet the new efficiency standards.

The regulatory agency, full of unelected bureaucrats, claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire in the second phase; however, Bret Gladfelty of Goodyear said the increase would end up being several hundred dollars.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (wfdbg)

165 I miss all the good trolls.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

All trolls are average joe.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Oy/m2)

166 BiNO. We turn our lonely eyes to you.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

167 TickledPink. A troll, or just a crazy person

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Kr1pO)

168 It's also,
National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day. 🍦

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

169 Dan Sullivan significantly underperformed to Mary Peltola last night. What happened? I know it is just the first step in the election, but she overwhelmed him in a couple of areas. I thought AK was relatively safe.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (lgXer)

170 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar8)

171 I support Alberta telling Ottawa to f*ck off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

^^^^
This.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

172
All trolls are average joe.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Oy/m2)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS AVERAGE JOE SUCKS COCK BY CHOICE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

173 There's a vid at Twitchy of Erin Burnett interviewing Harp's brother about the alleged relationship with Trump. The interview is hysterical because the guy is a stoner and Burnett is trying to be serious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (rp63B)

174 That book about the European discovery of the world looks fascinating. I have a new birthday/Christmas request for wife and son.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

175 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

176 TickledPink. A troll, or just a crazy person
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Kr1pO)

I think she was too sheltered by her mother and just plain awkward with people.

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (zBgIx)

177 ...

That's the one I was trying to remember. She was a crazed hoot, with relationship difficulties that stagger the imagination.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

178 American Blacks have to step up take their culture back . It has to be frustrating for them to see it become a meme for fast food and cruise line fights. For being the overwhelming percentage of people committing crimes , unwed pregnancies and mass shootings. They have to call out the race hustlers who have fed them bullshit and victimization for years. This shit is getting out of hand and the worst I've ever seen.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (KC5Lt)

179 MUMR.

Don't miss that asshole at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

180 I wonder if Joe Xiden's electric car ever burned his house down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (2YhKe)

181 175 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

??? Did not know that. Who, may I ask?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

182 MUMR.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Gqar

Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)

MUMR started out known as Thin Veneer of Civility and yes, he did get weirder as time went by.

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (zBgIx)

183 Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 19, 2026 08:40 AM (PGK1w)
====

I was unaware. Not a joking matter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

184 faked it faked it faked it
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 19, 2026 08:30 AM

+++++

https://youtube.com/shorts/LHBvByDx9t0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

185 Who is gonna fill Piper's Jimmy Choo's?

Posted by: May The Heeling Commence at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (JM9I6)

186 This shit is getting out of hand and the worst I've ever seen.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2026 08:41 AM (KC5Lt)



By design.

Posted by: The Democrat Party - Home of the KKK at August 19, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

187 claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire "

Sure, Jan. FWIW, the wealthy won't care, and the immigrant crowd won't see enforcement, so...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

188 Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)
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Canada suffers from delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 08:43 AM (ZOv7s)

189
Every tire manufacturer should refuse to do business in California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2YhKe)

190 Will the real Dan Sullivan please stand up?

Posted by: Alaskans at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

191 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

All downhill since PM Harper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

192 Canada kills more Canadians than cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (2YhKe)

193 Mangione, feh. NY Leftists killing NY Leftists, NY Leftists meting out NY clown justice, NY Leftists going into asstrus for killers and dressing them up in dandy NY homo styles, blah blah blah.

Who cares about this Commie circus? Fuck it. Let him go. Put him in charge of the State's health system. See if he can his murder his way to First Class Healthcare for All.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

194 Has anybody seen regular commenter XTC around here lately?

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

195 So, buy tires in ‘Zona, Cali will fine you? Or is it just another way for the state to torment the residents?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (Gqar8)

196 Xiden is still with us. Has had at least four incarnations since. Probably five. And more since I think he actually posts as two people at times for when one gets banned (not certain). He stopped talking about electric cars much but has other tells.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (Kr1pO)

197 book about the European discovery of the world looks fascinating"

The BEEB is pimping out the "blacks built England" bit again. Will that fit in?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

198 The California Energy Commission on Monday voted to restrict what type of tires Californians can buy and when they can replace their tires.

The new rules will lead to a ban on the sale of the majority of tires in the state because they don’t meet the new efficiency standards.

The regulatory agency, full of unelected bureaucrats, claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire in the second phase; however, Bret Gladfelty of Goodyear said the increase would end up being several hundred dollars.
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 08:38 AM (wfdbg)


Affordability Crisis! Vote for Democrats who care for people like us! Tires are a right and you shouldn't have to pay for them. -- DSA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

199 “I was going to kill Scott Bessent," Ryan Michael English told authorities as he was handcuffed.

Under the Dems' rules that's a hate crime since Bessent is gay.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (v8+Kf)

200 168 It's also,
National Soft Serve Ice Cream Day. 🍦
Posted by: redridinghood

And Wednesday is Sundae at your participating Carvel Dealer!

Posted by: Tom Carvel at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (JM9I6)

201 So, buy tires in ‘Zona, Cali will fine you? Or is it just another way for the state to torment the residents?"

Yes?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

202 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

All that killing, a democide, tell you they are full on Communist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

203
All that killing, a democide, tell you they are full on Communist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)



I'm old enough to remember when Dems told me the Republican health care plan was "Die quickly."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)

204 Under the Dems' rules that's a hate crime since Bessent is gay.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2026 08:46 AM (v8+Kf)

Heh. There are no rules for Democrats. It's sort of the entire point of America.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

205 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Not that long ago, actually.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (u82oZ)

206
Heh. There are no rules for Democrats. It's sort of the entire point of America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)



It's part of the Good n' Plenty clause in The Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

207 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)

208 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)




Can he see Sarah Palin from his house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (2YhKe)

209 Still convinced TickledPink was a troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

210 All downhill since PM Harper.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
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Trudeau senior.

I'm reading about the American Revolution and one item I'd forgotten now resonates: as part of the war's conclusion, 100,000 Loyalists emigrated to Canada. That right there is why they have this weird, completely irrational childish hate of the US. They stayed loyal to Britain and for a while, it worked out, but now the Empire is gone, they have a sports logo for a flag, and no one respects them.

China is using them as a two-looney whore and India has turned them into a penal colony. No wonder Alberta wants to get away from it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (ZOv7s)

211 Julio's Jalapeno Cheddar chips are addictive.

Just FYI......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

212 Who was the troll last year doing the bad haikus about Trump, all ending with "sad"?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (XvL8K)

213 Rules for thee but not for me. This too is the Story of DC. Or State Houses, generally speaking.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (Gqar8)

214 I'm old enough to remember when Dems told me the Republican health care plan was "Die quickly."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)


I saw a video the other day where someone referenced a friend who lived in the UK who tore their ACL. Has to wait two years for treatment.

It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

215 Had no idea there was a jungle in Alaska. Permafrost and Tundra Muck, yes, but a jungle primary?

Posted by: Never Been Poled at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (JM9I6)

216 @220 Mulroney was a solid PM and friend to the US

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (rp63B)

217 Alaskan turnout for the jungle primary was low compared to past general elections. Sullivan isn't a star but he should win the general election
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:48 AM (rp63B)


"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
2m
🚨 UPDATE: Democrat plant Dan J. Sullivan has ADVANCED in Alaska's US Senate top-4 primary

He's there to siphon votes from the Republican.

ELIMINATE this system in November by voting YES on 2!

🔵 Mary Peltola: 48%
🔴 Sen. Dan Sullivan: 42.8%
🟡 Fraud Dan J. Sullivan: 2.4%

Freaking RIDICULOUS

Alaska needs to be prepared to vote for INCUMBENT SENATOR Dan Sullivan and END ranked choice voting this fall

Vote YES on 2 "

AK is fkd up

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

218 199 “I was going to kill Scott Bessent," Ryan Michael English told authorities as he was handcuffed.
......
Well, at least you have three names.

Posted by: Booth, Oswald, Loughner & Crooks at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

219
It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)



First Lady was diagnosed in June, had a lumpectomy in July and started chemo in August.

Will be cancer free for 2 years in March.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

220 that 2-3 % that went for the fake can make a big difference

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK)

221 It’s ok, California is going to elect Bacera and Bass in a landslide and they will solve the tire crisis in a manner reminiscent of how the dealt with the Palisades Fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (XV/Pl)

222 UPDATE: Democrat plant Dan J. Sullivan has ADVANCED in Alaska's US Senate top-4 primary

I thought that he had been removed from the ballot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

223 Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)



Death Panels, Uncontrolled Immigration, and an Economy Based on Maple Syrup is no way to go through life Canada!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

224 The regulatory agency, full of unelected bureaucrats, claimed the new rules would lead to a price increase of only $6.50 per tire in the second phase; however, Bret Gladfelty of Goodyear said the increase would end up being several hundred dollars.
Posted by: SMOD



The same woman who is directing this agency to restrict tires for cars earlier was directing Caifornia's plan to restrict bullets for guns. Her theory is that if you can't ban what you want, ban the associated goods.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 08:53 AM (0U5gm)

225 215 I think the Alaska Panhandle has rain forests.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

226 223 Canada thinks it's on equal ground with the US and makes demands as if that's true. Then one-ups that.

The results are about what you'd expect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 08:35 AM (2Cry5)


Death Panels, Uncontrolled Immigration, and an Economy Based on Maple Syrup is no way to go through life Canada!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 08:53 AM (iJfKG)

You forgot “ reeking of poutine and back bacon”.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar8)

227 Dan Sullivan significantly underperformed to Mary Peltola last night. What happened? I know it is just the first step in the election, but she overwhelmed him in a couple of areas. I thought AK was relatively safe.
Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:39 AM (lgXer)
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Yeah, it's crazy that now Alaska and Texas are considered toss-up states.
At the rate we're going the Democrats won't need to add two new states, should they win in 2028.
I remember when Arizona was red and Georgia and now look what's happening.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

228 190 Will the real Dan Sullivan please stand up?

The fake DS only received 2% of the votes, so didn’t impact as much as D’s wished.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 08:54 AM (lgXer)

229 1 morning class to go- I made a mistake in the choreo this morning that made it much harder than it should have been. Oops. Sorry, everyone! I was wondering why I was struggling so much with it. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 08:55 AM (2UJ+q)

230 Vote fraud and Leftist Locusts will do that to a state.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 08:55 AM (Gqar8)

231 Yeah, it's crazy that now Alaska and Texas are considered toss-up states.

Remember how we just saw a story about a completely fake poll? Texas isn't a toss-up state.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

232 I saw a video the other day where someone referenced a friend who lived in the UK who tore their ACL. Has to wait two years for treatment.

It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)
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Mrs. Lloyd was diagnosed in early July, had her surgery last week. Yesterday, she had healed to the point where the drains could be removed. It's crazy how fast things are moving.

The Dems make a big stink about how all of this should be free, but nothing is free, and what should cost more than human life? These same people pressuring sick people to kill themselves. We need to ban guns because of suicides but if the government endorses it, go off yourself.

The Democrats are now just theater kids who think "Heathers" was a how-to guide.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 08:56 AM (ZOv7s)

233 Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.

https://tinyurl.com/hb83p9hb

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at August 19, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

234 It took me less than a month to go from "you have cancer" to starting treatment and a good bit of that was waiting on test results and me deciding what to do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

Same here. Once I had my cancer diagnosis, it was test after test, scan after scan. In 6 weeks I went in for surgery. Wasn't long after that - chemo, then radiation. It was a tough year, but I can honestly say, except for the radiation treatments, I had phenomenal care. Thank God I don't live in Canada where I would have to fend off MAID.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

235 FIRST!!
Happy B-Day JJ
Big John Cornholio will be remembered as a back-stabbing, Benedict Arnold, piece of shit for all eternity.
/seems reasonable to me

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 19, 2026 08:57 AM (JNTt1)

236 225 215 I think the Alaska Panhandle has rain forests.
Posted by: Bulg

But do they have colorful jungle birds that sing KOO-KOO, KAH-KAH, really loud?

Posted by: Jungle Boogie at August 19, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

237 The fake DS only received 2% of the votes, so didn’t impact as much as D’s wished.

==

Indiana 23, Copenhaver won by 3 votes. Not 3%, 3 votes. On the recount.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 08:58 AM (g47mK)

238 Marquette County, home of Northern Michigan University, is the only U.P. county to vote Democrat for President in 2020 and 2024, so certainly the universities have an influence, but Marquette County also has unionized mines and a large hospital that are enough to put them in Democrat camp.

Posted by: Lester Rips at August 19, 2026 08:58 AM (pIXZ9)

239 Thank God I don't live in Canada where I would have to fend off MAID.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)



Praise God.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

240 The Paolo, he is not familiar with this, how you say, underperforming.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 19, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

241 Texas isn't a toss up %
Alaska is weird but Peltola hit her ceiling last night at 48. In the regular election Sullivan will win

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 08:59 AM (rp63B)

242 Yeah, it's crazy that now Alaska and Texas are considered toss-up states.
At the rate we're going the Democrats won't need to add two new states, should they win in 2028.
I remember when Arizona was red and Georgia and now look what's happening.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)
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Arizona and Georgia are crooked, and it's well documented. Without fraud, the Dems can't win, which is why they are so determined to destroy election integrity.

Also: primaries are not the general election. They teach nothing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)

243
Also: primaries are not the general election. They teach nothing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:00 AM (ZOv7s)



But, my hair is already doused and there's this match.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)

244 Andy Beshear - “ let’s abolish the Electoral College” Andy. What a weird state.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 09:01 AM (Gqar8)

245 Marquette County, home of Northern Michigan University, is the only U.P. county to vote Democrat for President in 2020 and 2024, so certainly the universities have an influence, but Marquette County also has unionized mines and a large hospital that are enough to put them in Democrat camp.
Posted by: Lester Rips at August 19, 2026 08:58 AM (pIXZ9)
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Don't forget the state prison.

There's also a ton of Chicago emigres who have bought summer homes and probably declare them as their primary residence for tax avoidance purposes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:01 AM (ZOv7s)

246 The Dems make a big stink about how all of this should be free, but nothing is free, and what should cost more than human life? These same people pressuring sick people to kill themselves.

The Fat Electrician has a video about air conditioning - https://youtu.be/1P4H0oly778 - in which he points out that almost three times as many people die EVERY YEAR in Europe from heat than Americans died in Vietnam and says that he's starting to believe that the official opposition to AC in Europe is based on the government's desire to kill off the old and some young in order to keep from having to spend on their healthcare.

They could be explicit about that and a significant percentage of the yoots would be all in favor because they cannot imagine ever being old.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

247 I think the Alaska Panhandle has rain forests.
Posted by: Bulg


My dream? Alberta splits. Takes Northwest Territory and Yukon with them. Petitions to become US protectorates, thereby making Alaska contiguous.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:02 AM (RqFM6)

248 Texas is solidly Republican, but in the truest sense of that word - very liberal. I think the right Democrat, one who could convincingly pretend to be normal through a campaign, could flip it. That Democrat is not Talarico.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 09:02 AM (BI5O2)

249 > Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.
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Colonel Sanders rolls over in his grave...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 09:02 AM (2Cry5)

250 My dream? Alberta splits. Takes Northwest Territory and Yukon with them. Petitions to become US protectorates, thereby making Alaska contiguous.

==

Interesting...but no. Canada got used to Socialism.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:03 AM (g47mK)

251 But, my hair is already doused and there's this match.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)
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Yeah, hair being set on fire is pretty much a daily activity here. Ace is either using wigs or is mainlining Rogaine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:03 AM (ZOv7s)

252 Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.

According to The San Francisco Chronicle, the company could begin relocating operations as soon as October 1st.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

253 Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.

https://tinyurl.com/hb83p9hb
Posted by: Public Service Announcement
__________

It's well known that the colonel puts an addictive chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly.

That said, I haven't had it in a couple of years because of the enshitification. Invariably got soggy chicken that had been sitting under a heat lamp for a few hours or more.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (XvL8K)

254 Pennsylvania Mayor Running for Congress Tapped Professor Known for Singling Out White Students To Train Cops on Their 'Unconscious Bias'

Which is anti-training and will get people killed (which is probably the intention)

Gavin de Becker wrote "The Gift of Fear: Survival Signals That Protect Us from Violence" in '97

He is a security specialist known for threat assessment and violence prediction. These murderous Leftists reclassify this God-Given natural survival instinct as "Unconscious Bias" and claim that it is a bad thing.

Yeah, bad for predators who want their victims to perpetually be in Condition White.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (BvPIe)

255 249 > Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.
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for the win

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (AJWch)

256 My dream? Alberta splits. Takes Northwest Territory and Yukon with them. Petitions to become US protectorates, thereby making Alaska contiguous.
Posted by: rickb223

Would still be a long drive from my house.

Posted by: As Far East As You Can Get at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)

257 Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.


Only as long as you leave your pedos behind.


However, those that are talking about Texas 'flipping,' this is how they will do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)

258 227 I remember when Arizona was red and Georgia and now look what's happening.

And, the odious Sherrod Brown taking, supposedly red, Ohio Senate seat? D’s are serious, and full of revenge.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2026 09:05 AM (lgXer)

259 Ceuta’s once gorgeous beach is now a gigantic migrant slum

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

260 The Upper Peninsula was the Iron Range, the center of American wobbly labor leftism. It had more hard leftists than Chicago did. Try the 1913 Calumet Christmas Slaughter on for size sometime.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 19, 2026 09:05 AM (zdLoL)

261 In a major shift, Gov. Josh Shapiro restricts data center development in Pennsylvania

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

262 Andy Beshear - “ let’s abolish the Electoral College” Andy. What a weird state.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 09:01 AM (Gqar
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This begs the question - it assumes that it can easily be done. The Dems at most can win razor-thin majorities at this point. I assume they're just going to go full revolutionary, and pass laws that will be struck down and then ignore them?

And assume everyone else will be fine with it?

And how on earth did Kentucky elect that weirdo?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

263 SMOD

And the Green environmentalists are silent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

264 Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.

An entire rotisserie chicken at Sams that yields four meals: < $5.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:06 AM (BvPIe)

265 Anti-rich DSA leader Gustavo Gordillo lives it up in posh $1.5M NYC pad paid for by millionaire parents

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

266 @252 if the merger doesn't go through Paramount has to pay the Warner Bros shareholders $7m per day as of 9/30. If they leave and go to Texas they'll have a better chance of getting the merger through

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (rp63B)

267 Andy Beshear - “ let’s abolish the Electoral College” Andy. What a weird state.
Posted by: tubal
___________

Nothing to do with the state. As with him grandstanding on the absent Turtle, this is all about him desperately trying to get his name in the news for a run in 28.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (XvL8K)

268 9/11 this year will be the ten-year anniversary of the bollard that influenced the 2016 election. Hope someone lays a wreath there.

Posted by: Sack Of Potatoes at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (JM9I6)

269 Still convinced TickledPink was a troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

Made up tales for strangers. I think we got exposed to someone's fetish. Probably not the first time or the last.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 09:08 AM (Kr1pO)

270 And how on earth did Kentucky elect that weirdo?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)


His dad was Governor. I guess reasonably popular. The legislature has a Republican super-majority.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)

271 if the merger doesn't go through Paramount has to pay the Warner Bros shareholders $7m per day as of 9/30. If they leave and go to Texas they'll have a better chance of getting the merger through
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (rp63B)
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California is high on its own supply. That always ends poorly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:09 AM (ZOv7s)

272 Sack Of Potatoes

Her still living is either a testament to US advanced medical care, or a pact with Satan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

273 Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.


Only as long as you leave your pedos behind.


However, those that are talking about Texas 'flipping,' this is how they will do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)


We had a big influx of Chicgoans to DFW back in the 90s.

I have yet to meet one who was not a big ole dumbass Democrat for Life. Oh, and smug about it.

Turns out Texas soil isn't just magic after all. It requires a brain to work its wonders.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)

274 264 Chicken fried steak today at KFC. Five bucks.

An entire rotisserie chicken at Sams that yields four meals:

Posted by: Community Notes

I collect no exorbitant "membership" fees!

Posted by: The Colonel at August 19, 2026 09:10 AM (JM9I6)

275 9/11 this year will be the ten-year anniversary of the bollard that influenced the 2016 election. Hope someone lays a wreath there.
Posted by: Sack Of Potatoes at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (JM9I6)
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The slump heard around the world.

The Side of Beef Maneuver.

Hillary's Last Stand.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:10 AM (ZOv7s)

276 @252 if the merger doesn't go through Paramount has to pay the Warner Bros shareholders $7m per day as of 9/30. If they leave and go to Texas they'll have a better chance of getting the merger through
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM (rp63B)


The feds have already approved the merger. If Cali and the courts halt it, Paramount should sue to have Cali pay the penalty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

277 Yeah, hair being set on fire is pretty much a daily activity here. Ace is either using wigs or is mainlining Rogaine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Outrage mining over the WNBA scripted stupidity bounces me out immediately these days.

"Look! A mom and daughter who paid $1,000 a seat got bounced from a game for wearing XX and tee shirts!!!"

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 09:10 AM (Y8DZL)

278 ...

I guess we would have known if she claimed to run a large number of marathons in a short time.

Unlike the formerly advanced University of Cambridge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:10 AM (u82oZ)

279 > Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.
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Wasn't this move tied up in some sort of horseshit that kept it on ice while the state of CA (California's AG, Bonta) sued to stop the move?

It was costing someone a boatload of money while tied up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (2Cry5)

280 Andy Beshear - “ let’s abolish the Electoral College” Andy. What a weird state.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 09:01 AM (Gqar .

Translation: we can still cheat with abandon in certain places but no longer ALL the places.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (Kr1pO)

281 Seems to me Paramount might want to consider Nevada. It's close to CA, and some of its people might just live out of their Palm Springs houses and commute.

Someone else already has a studio there, don't they?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

282 However, those that are talking about Texas 'flipping,' this is how they will do it.

Flip Texas and have Texas join the other 222 electoral votes in the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) and you will be just one state shy of eliminating the Electoral College without touching the US Constitution.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (+4Cf6)

283 268 9/11 this year will be the ten-year anniversary of the bollard that influenced the 2016 election. Hope someone lays a wreath there.
Posted by: Sack Of Potatoes at August 19, 2026 09:07 AM
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What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

284 @276 agreed. Cali doing this crap is just an attempt at extortion. The process is the penalty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (rp63B)

285 However, those that are talking about Texas 'flipping,' this is how they will do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)
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The problem is that Hispanics are now shifting to the GOP. Even the black vote is starting to move.

And of we take the long view, conservative fertility rates are 6x that of liberals.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:12 AM (ZOv7s)

286 Morn' all... Now I have to worry about Alaska ?... Where did I put that match ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:12 AM (+gK6I)

287 252 Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.
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Oregon or Washington would be more suitable to their culture.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 09:12 AM (AJWch)

288 "Outrage mining over the WNBA scripted stupidity bounces me out immediately these days."

Is this about me?

Posted by: The Flying Green Dildo at August 19, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1)

289 Oregon or Washington would be more suitable to their culture.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 09:12 AM (AJWch)



But, it seems they want to be profitable again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:13 AM (2YhKe)

290 Flip Texas and have Texas join the other 222 electoral votes in the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) and you will be just one state shy of eliminating the Electoral College without touching the US Constitution.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (+4Cf6)


Although, as has been pointed out, the NPVIC is, itself, unconstitutional. I hold that the courts and professional officeholders will ignore that but the statement is correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

291 Democrat politicians aim for totalitarianism of some flavor, and they don't much care which, while the goal of GOP is to manage the transition for maximum personal profit.

Posted by: John Thune, Mitch McConnell's Pool Boy at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (vue/J)

292 Flip Texas and have Texas join the other 222 electoral votes in the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC) and you will be just one state shy of eliminating the Electoral College without touching the US Constitution.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:11 AM (+4Cf6)
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Right, except that it's unconstitutional and unenforceable.

Also, funny now none of those states who say they want a national popular vote gave their electors to Trump. So it's all a lie. Same as always.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (ZOv7s)

293 That's how much pressure running against Trump put on her. The Hag was promised a Bush.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (Kr1pO)

294 I miss the reports of flying green dildoes at WNBA games.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (2YhKe)

295 I was amused by Vindman losing really really really badly

come on that's good for a least a half smile!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (j+aD2)

296 Turns out Texas soil isn't just magic after all. It requires a brain to work its wonders.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:09 AM (iJfKG)


Shaken Manhattans? How does that comport with your theory?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (k5CNB)

297 speaking of islamonazis...


"Turkey’s ruling party runs its Washington operation from a $4.8 million mansion headed by Erdoğan’s cousin.

New FARA filings show roughly 85 meetings in 6 months, including sitting members of Congress, Senate Foreign Relations staff, CodePink, John Kiriakou and Tucker Carlson’s business partner Neil Patel."

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:15 AM (g47mK)

298 Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Nevada and Oregon have income taxes. Washington State has plenty of other disincentives regarding business climate.

Unlike Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:15 AM (u82oZ)

299 Make it make sense!

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
🚨 UPDATE: Democrat plant Dan J. Sullivan has ADVANCED in Alaska's US Senate top-4 primary

He's there to siphon votes from the Republican.

ELIMINATE this system in November by voting YES on 2!

🔵 Mary Peltola: 48%
🔴 Sen. Dan Sullivan: 42.8%
🟡 Fraud Dan J. Sullivan: 2.4%

Freaking RIDICULOUS

Alaska needs to be prepared to vote for INCUMBENT SENATOR Dan Sullivan and END ranked choice voting this fall

Vote YES on 2!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2026 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

300 252 Paramount’s board of directors has reportedly approved a plan to move the Hollywood giant out of California, with Texas among the states being considered for its new home.
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Texas, Georgia, and Tennessee are all full up.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (vue/J)

301 Where's Monty? with all the D-O-o-O-M floating around, he's got to be here!

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (zBgIx)

302 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

WOAH 🚨 Lead Anchor at CNN Jake Tapper comes out and admits THEY ALL KNEW Joe Biden wasn’t really President and calling the shots

He says there was an elite inner circle of advisors who would make the decisions and “steer the country.” He gives the names of the people in that group

Again, the mainstream media ALL KNEW Joe Biden wasn’t making decisions

“Tell me about the word choice, and then tell me about those people who were really calling the shots around the president.”

Jake Tapper “So the Politburo, not a term we came up with, it's a term from within the Biden administration, as the name would suggest is a tightly held group of senior advisors — these were the individuals that help steer the government.”

The mainstream media was in on the coverup. How are there no consequences for these people

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

303 I miss Dave in Fla.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)

304 Although, as has been pointed out, the NPVIC is, itself, unconstitutional. I hold that the courts and professional officeholders will ignore that but the statement is correct.

All it takes is one female district judge to make it all good.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (+4Cf6)

305 Democrat politicians aim for totalitarianism of some flavor, and they don't much care which, while the goal of GOP is to manage the transition for maximum personal profit.
Posted by: John Thune, Mitch McConnell's Pool Boy at August 19, 2026 09:14 AM (vue/J)
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Ah, but the GOP is purging itself of the go along to get along types. McConnell is literally on life support.

The 2026 GOP is either on board or getting primaried. Thune will either fall in line at the end of the day or lose his job in a couple of years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (ZOv7s)

306 Mornin' Horde.

I'm trying very hard not to lash out at people over how difficult dealing with my situation is, including (in no particular order) my employer, one of my pastors, the local "homeless aid" establishment, city government, and whoever the worthless celestial "servant" is that keeps serving up 100 degree days.

Betting window is open if I make it through summer.

Seriously though, I do want to repeat my thanks for everyone who's helped through this entire mess. Y'all are the kindest and most generous bunch of malcontents and reprobates I could ever have hoped to fall in with. Makes life more than a little bit more livable. Hope to God I get to meet y'all in person someday!

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (OUMaO)

307 I was amused by Vindman losing really really really badly

==

I think in the long term a win by any DSA scum, even in a primary, is not a good thing. Like all bad things, if you encourage them, they will grow.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (g47mK)

308 What happened to cob Krakatoa?

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

309 The mainstream media was in on the coverup. How are there no consequences for these people
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

If only I lived now.

Posted by: Julius Streicher at August 19, 2026 09:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

310 Has Maryland Man's lawyer given the name of a country he can be deported to yet? As I remember, the man is so dangerous that he has the death penalty in twelves systems like that dude in Mos Eisley.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 19, 2026 09:18 AM (svLOV)

311 The NPVIC is unconstitutional as it would be an agreement between the states without congressional approval. That is barred by the constitution. I doubt even Hawaiian judges would find it constitutional

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (rp63B)

312 Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

Give my congratulations to your First Lady.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Oy/m2)

313 Y'all are the kindest and most generous bunch of malcontents and reprobates I could ever have hoped to fall in with. Makes life more than a little bit more livable. Hope to God I get to meet y'all in person someday!
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (OUMaO)




Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

314 Good morning.

Mamdani will gloat on 9/11 - and those in NYC who let him get elected should be ashamed of themselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

315 Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) responded to the news that a former staffer of his is now working on the campaign of Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico.
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And I helped get him the job!

Posted by: John Cornyn, Centrist Democrat at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (vue/J)

316 Jake Tapper “So the Politburo, not a term we came up with, it's a term from within the Biden administration, as the name would suggest is a tightly held group of senior advisors — these were the individuals that help steer the government.”

The mainstream media was in on the coverup. How are there no consequences for these people

Posted by: SMOD


...like that shit wasn't obvious from the get-go? I called it the "Pennsylvania Avenue Politburo" for a reason...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (OUMaO)

317 Give my congratulations to your First Lady.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (Oy/m2)



I will! Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (2YhKe)

318 Moms Across America Facebook Group:

The FDA just approved Moderna’s new mRNA flu vaccine, mFlusiva.

Here’s what the trial found:

The mRNA shot reduced the absolute risk of getting the flu by just 0.8% compared to a standard flu shot.

And 6.4% of people who received it experienced severe reactions.

We are disappointed to see the FDA approved another disastrous mRNA vaccine.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (RqFM6)

319 >>Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.


Yup, he stalked an 'ette. No laughing matter.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

320 I doubt even Hawaiian judges would find it constitutional
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 09:19 AM (rp63B)


Are you kidding? It's literally the Spirit of Aloha! Approved! -- Judge Humahumanukunukuapua'a

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

321 Sponge, my congrats to her also.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

322 >the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact (NPVIC)
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is unconstitutional

Art I Sec 10

No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

323 Where's Monty? with all the D-O-o-O-M floating around, he's got to be here!

Posted by: Hubert J Farnsworth at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (zBgIx)

You'd be shocked at how comforting I found that thread while reading it in the ICU room when John (late, first) Husband was dying. I hope all is well with Monty.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (lFFaq)

324 The MSM was every bit part of that "politburo" as those "senior advisors."

Hang every one of them in a public square by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (2Cry5)

325 319 >>Who turned out to be not just a troll, but an actual stalker.


Yup, he stalked an 'ette. No laughing matter.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)


What ? Who ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (+gK6I)

326 I think in the long term a win by any DSA scum, even in a primary, is not a good thing. Like all bad things, if you encourage them, they will grow.
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:17 AM (g47mK)
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Counterpoint: the repeated Dem debacles in the 1970s and 1980s led to a more centerist leadership, and while we all despise the Clintons, remember that Bill originally ran on Trump's current platform of no immigration, reducing government and protecting American jobs.

Hillary subsequently repudiated that to stay viable after Obama's lurch to the left, but that is often the way electoral politics work. The Labour Party in the UK went the same way and had to embrace the "third way" to get back into power.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

327 Sponge, how is First Daughter holding up?

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

328
We are disappointed to see the FDA approved another disastrous mRNA vaccine.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (RqFM6)



The FDA is NOT your friend.......


The inventor of mRNA TOLD them not to use it as a vaccine. And yet......

I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:22 AM (2YhKe)

329 every troll, including banned ex-commenters who show up here, because they are sick losers in IRL, are stalkers

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)

330 And how on earth did Kentucky elect that weirdo?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at

I was born there. Still have family there. Kentuckians, in my experience, are purely mercenary rice-bowl voters. R or D, whoever can send out the most checks, or at least promises to, is the guy.

If I were a Democrat running for McConnell's seat, my message would be simple: "that flipped over, dried out turtle was able to bring home the bacon because he was the most important Democrat in the Senate. But he's gone, and guess what? John Thune isn't from Kentucky. No Republican you vote for would have the juice to pay you people anymore, and wouldn't care to even if he did. If you want jack shit, you'll do the smart thing and vote for me."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

331 Sponge, how is First Daughter holding up?
Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)



She's doing alright. Her license has been reinstated as of Monday, so we're working out how to get her insured and her car down to her soon.

The car, however, is still throwing some codes that I've yet to figure out.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

332 every troll, including banned ex-commenters who show up here, because they are sick losers in IRL, are stalkers

Posted by: runner


And, by definition and bylaws, are Average Joe.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 09:23 AM (OUMaO)

333 SMOD

The MSM is increasingly ignored. Consequences right there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:24 AM (u82oZ)

334 Counterpoint: the repeated Dem debacles in the 1970s and 1980s led to a more centerist leadership, and while we all despise the Clintons, remember that Bill originally ran on Trump's current platform of no immigration, reducing government and protecting American jobs.

Hillary subsequently repudiated that to stay viable after Obama's lurch to the left, but that is often the way electoral politics work. The Labour Party in the UK went the same way and had to embrace the "third way" to get back into power.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s)

Counter , Counter point, the DSA is taking over the D party, because, unlike other Capital inspired movements, Socialists, once in a majority, take undemocratic measures to make their power absolute.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)

335 I want to make sure minorities don't run out of vaccines by never getting one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:25 AM (2MN4W)

336 >>The mRNA shot reduced the absolute risk of getting the flu by just 0.8% compared to a standard flu shot.

And 6.4% of people who received it experienced severe reactions.



Pretty sure there was just a story out about how the flu shots have very little to no effect.

IIRC, Hillary Clinton ruined the annual flu shot process decades ago. The process had been that each manufacturer decided which flu strain would be the most common/worst, so that there were a variety of flu shot options each year. Somehow Hillary got involved (remember her meddling in healthcare?), and the government started to pick which flu strain to stop and all flu shot manufacturers then produce the same shots.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

337 *you can't vote them out

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

338 Now, I've been stacked with the task of fetching a trailer, going to pick up my nephew's dying car and transporting it 80 miles one way.......to get it out of his apartment parking lot.

Lord, give me strength.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

339 Brother Cavil/Tim I sincerely hope things improve on one or more fronts soon!!

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 09:27 AM (Kr1pO)

340 Lord, give me strength.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

Don't answer your phone

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:27 AM (+gK6I)

341
Counter , Counter point, the DSA is taking over the D party, because, unlike other Capital inspired movements, Socialists, once in a majority, take undemocratic measures to make their power absolute.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)




They BOUGHT their tickets. They KNEW what they were getting into. I say, LET em crash.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

342 Counter , Counter point, the DSA is taking over the D party, because, unlike other Capital inspired movements, Socialists, once in a majority, take undemocratic measures to make their power absolute.


that's not really why

I tend to avoid the morning thread bc I wake up every day glad to be alive and super positive!

then IF I come here, it's sturm and drang and looking at the darkest side of everything.

I don't have TJMs patience so I should get to work. which is busy AND I have been asked to return to my former life in tech which I am considering. that alone - digging up an old tech maven for a new job?!?! - is indicative of something. Something good, maybe?

lol

enjoy your misery I will catch you later

Pablo Pledgescobar! that dude will make a fortune off the book he writes in prison btw

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (j+aD2)

343 These MRNA vaccines may save Social Security by culling all the old people.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (2MN4W)

344 339 Brother Cavil/Tim I sincerely hope things improve on one or more fronts soon!!
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2026 09:27 AM (Kr1pO)

Yes... The same..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (+gK6I)

345 Yup, he stalked an 'ette. No laughing matter.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

I missed that bit. Just knew he was eventually purposefully copying the entire thread multiple times.

Texas MoMee now has a zero photos policy, probably because of stuff like that. Along with wanting to make sure no one gets cancelled for attending.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (lFFaq)

346 338 Sorry, Sponge. Hope everything goes as smoothly as possible.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (77rzZ)

347 Say what you will about Sweden and the Swedes, but they are sane when it comes to vaccines, and healthcare.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (g47mK)

348 Don't answer your phone

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2026 09:27 AM (+gK6I)



It may come down to that........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

349 there's 'no principled reason' for elephants to be 'deprived of legal personhood'

Nor is there any reason to deprive penguins,, something we've been working on for decades.

Power to the Penguins!

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (0sNs1)

350 Although, as has been pointed out, the NPVIC is, itself, unconstitutional. I hold that the courts and professional officeholders will ignore that but the statement is correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)


How is it unconstitutional? States can set their own rules for how they choose electors. It's stupid to do that national popular vote thing - but seems to be allowed.

"Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector."

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (S0M0K)

351 Sorry, Sponge. Hope everything goes as smoothly as possible.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2026 09:28 AM (77rzZ)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

352
No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.


See Virginia v. Tennessee (1893)

Posted by: Community Notes at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (a6PrB)

353 Service Elephants?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (2MN4W)

354 The car, however, is still throwing some codes that I've yet to figure out.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

When that gas icon comes up on the dashboard, it means no gas.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (Oy/m2)

355 "Americans think squeezing Iran harder will win concessions that were never part of the agreement," Iran's parliament speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf wrote in a post on X. "Bessent and Hegseth are way out of their league," Ghalibaf added while referring to them as the "clown crew." He stated:

Stop waiting for the clown crew to pull a rabbit out of their hat and clean up the mess you made.

After declaring a new 'offensive' military posture in response to the crisis, Iran is showing no signs of backing off the confrontation with the US in the region. On Wednesday its armed forces warned Gulf countries against hosting or assisting American forces, saying it would be tantamount to joining the war on the US side.

"We wish to warn that any assistance or facilitation provided to the aggressor U.S. military amounts to participation in the U.S. military operation," armed forces chief of staff Ali Abdollahi said.

"It seems unlikely that such a large number of military aircraft, particularly refueling aircraft could be present at regional bases without knowledge of host countries," the official continued as cited in Mehr news agency.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

356 Service Elephants?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (2MN4W)



This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: University of Alabama at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

357 If we use the lens of conventional political theory, the Dems' behavior is inexplicable. Trump has seized on 90-10 issues and is using them to break the usual midterm trend of voting for the "out" party. Under game theory, the Dems should also embrace those positions, taking them off the table and then highlighting their popular positions.

This is what Bill Clinton did, not just with the border, but also with violent crime. Remember, he executed a guy during the 1992 campaign, showing he was no Mike Dukakis.

The problem is that the Dems' primary system is empowering the lunatics, and the Dem leadership has clung to power to the point that the party is U-shaped, with a bunch of geriatric politicians clinging to power and now a bunch of young inexperienced Theater Kids challenging them. The GOP has its Turtle, but overall there is a smoother demographic transition underway.

J.D. Vance exemplifies this, which is the the Dems are so scared of him.

The Dems right now are in a purity spiral, and the party may well splinter because the DSA types will not compromise an inch.

In the GOP, the MAGA wing is consolidating power, and by 2028, the last holdouts will have been eliminated.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s)

358 >>These MRNA vaccines may save Social Security by culling all the old people.


As instapundit always says: Feature, not a bug.

And considering I just lost my father to a vax-caused mystery lung disease, I am really, REALLY pissed about this.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (X8xt3)

359 Early Dr Fauci art up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM (RqFM6)

360
Nor is there any reason to deprive penguins,, something we've been working on for decades.

Power to the Penguins!
Posted by: Big Penguin

Preach it, brothers!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (JM9I6)

361
When that gas icon comes up on the dashboard, it means no gas.
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 09:29 AM (Oy/m2)



Wife is going to fill it now, but it's the picture of an engine that keeps coming up.

I open the hood and the engine is still there, so I'm not sure what it wants me to check.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 19, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

362 Trump Pauses 50% Canada Tariffs At 11th Hour, Declares "We Have A Deal"

"Congratulations Mr. President. The deal will include comprehensive market access for all American goods, economic security..."

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

363 Sometimes Oxygen Sensor failing or failed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:32 AM (2MN4W)

364 Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

WOAH 🚨 Lead Anchor at CNN Jake Tapper comes out and admits THEY ALL KNEW Joe Biden wasn’t really President and calling the shots

He says there was an elite inner circle of advisors who would make the decisions and “steer the country.” He gives the names of the people in that group

Again, the mainstream media ALL KNEW Joe Biden wasn’t making decisions

“Tell me about the word choice, and then tell me about those people who were really calling the shots around the president.”

Jake Tapper “So the Politburo, not a term we came up with, it's a term from within the Biden administration, as the name would suggest is a tightly held group of senior advisors — these were the individuals that help steer the government.”

The mainstream media was in on the coverup. How are there no consequences for these people
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)


None were elected so they ran a coup.

They should all be in prison or hanging from ropes. After a swift trial and found guilty.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (iJfKG)

365 Counter , Counter point, the DSA is taking over the D party, because, unlike other Capital inspired movements, Socialists, once in a majority, take undemocratic measures to make their power absolute.
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)
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Bloom County ran strips talking about the vanishing of the American Liberal in the 1980s because they were getting hammered so badly. It moves in cycles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ZOv7s)

366 Parts stores can plug in a thingie and catch a code.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2MN4W)

367 They BOUGHT their tickets. They KNEW what they were getting into. I say, LET em crash.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Snort!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2026 09:34 AM (u82oZ)

368 Beware the “Gravy Boat” light on the instrument cluster.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (dLnkr)

369 Western Lensman @WesternLensman

CNN of course is now trying to make Natalie Harp a story they can use to bash Trump.

They've brought her brother in to help do it.

Erin Burnett is trying her best to get usable soundbites out of him, but he's spaced out and she's having some trouble.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

370 They should all be in prison or hanging from ropes. After a swift trial and found guilty.

Posted by: naturalfake


We can have the trial after the fact.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 19, 2026 09:36 AM (svLOV)

371 Jemele Hill and Don Lemon say Stephen A. Smith has become problematic because he's been hosting "certain" people and hanging out with them
https://x.com/Thechat101/status/2089476502379217320

They feel that he is in a way betraying "black journalism"

This comes after the NABJ gave Smith its 'Thumbs Down' award, citing his commentary about black women, Jasmine Crockett being among them

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 09:37 AM (RHGPo)

372 Posted by: University of Alabama at August 19, 2026 09:30 AM

Roll Tide!

Posted by: U of A alums at August 19, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)

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