Mid-Morning Art Thread

Florinda
Franz Xaver Winterhalter

Posted by: CBD at 09:31 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 TITTAYS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

3 And I'm lookin.....

At yo tittays....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

5 So many bewbs - so little time.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2026 09:31 AM (Y8Lgz)

6 A gaggle of perky little titties.

Me like. Me like a lot. Makes for a better day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

7 Bountiful Beautiful Boobies.

Best.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 21, 2026 09:31 AM (WYStd)

8 Oooh....and the one has the dimples in her lower back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

9 Ass, too.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 21, 2026 09:32 AM (1mOP2)

10 Not knowing the term, I asked Brave what "Florinda" means. Lovely painting, by the way.

Florinda is a feminine given name of Spanish, Portuguese, and Latin origin, meaning "flower," "blooming," or "flourishing." It is an elaborated form of Flora or Flor, derived from the Latin word flos (flower).

The name is culturally associated with beauty, vitality, and nature. In Spanish legend, Florinda la Cava was a legendary figure whose beauty captivated the king and led to the downfall of the Visigothic kingdom.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2026 09:32 AM (1KK9q)

11 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 21, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

12 Winter Halter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 09:33 AM (2MN4W)

13 From Wiki...

"[Florinda] La Cava was the daughter (or in some early accounts, wife) of Count Julian, a figure whose historicity is doubtful.[1] According to the earliest Arabic accounts, he was the Christian governor of Ceuta under the last Visigothic king, Roderic, a figure whose historicity is certain."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

14 Perky gingers-what's not to like-4 Stars!

Posted by: Do You Like Boobs-a-lot? at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (JM9I6)

15 Wow, very nice. Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

16 Not knowing the term, I asked Brave what "Florinda" means. Lovely painting, by the way.

I asked google and it said:

"A common name in the African American community predominantly found in lower income neighborhoods."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

17 Florinda is a feminine name of Spanish origin meaning "blooming flower," symbolizing beauty, grace, and vitality.

-
They blooming all right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

18 Not the Disney World I recall....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (2Cry5)

19 "The name is culturally associated with beauty, vitality, and nature."

Hey, you could probably name a state after that.

Posted by: Nyaaaah... at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Friday boobs. Like the guy on the upper left who looks like he's about to sniff panties
Would hang.
Thx CBD , have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (rp63B)

21
It's a Perky of Titties!!!*

*Official name for a gathering of delightful boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (iJfKG)

22 Some guy in the trees on the left watching them.

Posted by: dantesed at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

23 google finished with:

"It's perfectly safe to drive around these neighborhoods with your windows down and country music blaring at 3 AM."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

24
*Official name for a gathering of delightful boobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (iJfKG)

I like it.

We must petition to get it added to the style guide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

25 I like it. When does the orgy begin?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (M+uMR)

26 From Wiki...

"She was either seduced by King Roderic, becoming his lover, or abducted by him and raped. In some versions, the king is depicted spying on her while she bathed in a garden. In others, she is the seducer. Afterwards, Julian, in order to avenge his dishonor on Roderic, colludes with the Umayyad forces (then subduing northern Africa) to invade Spain.[2]"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

27 Sniper.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (2MN4W)

28 Women of Florida?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

29 Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

This is just dumb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (81wK+)

30 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)

31 I'll need a whole box of pencils to conduct my tests...

Posted by: Boob inspector at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

32 Some guy in the trees on the left watching them.
Posted by: dantesed at August 21, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

Sniper, attempting to hide the 3rd leg of his bipod.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

33
Definition:

Florinda - a city on the border between Florida and Indiana.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (iJfKG)

34 Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

This is just dumb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (81wK+)

HEY!!!!!

I resemble this remark!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (ccf/V)

35 Winterhalter? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Florinda la Cava, Spanish legend related to Ceuta.

Posted by: RS at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (GYx3d)

37 Must be hot there.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (2MN4W)

38 I just noticed the guy hiding in the bushes on the left. He’s taking more than a Costanza peak; he’s in the middle of a full blown stare. NBC’s not gonna buy the show….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (M+uMR)

39 "30 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)"

I've seen it but never heard of it without dudes around. Or seen it, without at least one dude, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: heya at August 21, 2026 09:38 AM (zfQ1S)

40 Florinda is a feminine name of Spanish origin meaning "blooming flower," symbolizing beauty, grace, and vitality.

-
They blooming all right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

I paint this!

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe, double Fs, please at August 21, 2026 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

41 36 Florinda la Cava, Spanish legend related to Ceuta.

Posted by: RS at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (GYx3d)

Yes.
See posts #13 and #26...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

42 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)

*Lena Dunham, Trigglypuff and Margaret Cho enter the room*

*smile*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

43 36 Florinda la Cava, Spanish legend related to Ceuta.
Posted by: RS at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (GYx3d)

Shaqwanda and Lopecia...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)

44 Willowed from MR (Arday)

324 I thought it was an OD, not bang bang.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 09:31 AM (E4rtv)
Well yeah, didn’t have the guts to pull the trigger twice.
Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 09:33 AM (gd7Qy

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 09:39 AM (gd7Qy)

45 There's more boobs there than at a Three Stooges convention.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 09:39 AM (eYRW2)

46 "38 I just noticed the guy hiding in the bushes on the left. He’s taking more than a Costanza peak; he’s in the middle of a full blown stare. NBC’s not gonna buy the show…."

Roderic. Visigothic King.

Posted by: RS at August 21, 2026 09:39 AM (GYx3d)

47 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)

They do. You can usually find these groups at places named such things as Sugars, The Booby Trap, The Landing Strip, etc.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (ExV1e)

48 Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

This is just dumb.
>>>>>Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (81wK+)

fenelonspoke, is that you?

Posted by: Same Old at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (P++CM)

49 A distinct lack of blondes.

Posted by: Just being picky at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

50 There was a "Sun Worshippers" exhibit of topless women at the 1939 World's Fair-separate admission, of course. Picnicking, sun bathing, playing badminton, etc. Mostly recruited from Burlesque houses.
There was also a Salvador Dali designed pavilion with topless mermaids swimming about.

Posted by: Surprised Me at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

51 Shaqwanda and Lopecia...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And their brother Al.

Alopecia.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (eYRW2)

52 I just noticed the guy hiding in the bushes on the left. He’s taking more than a Costanza peak; he’s in the middle of a full blown stare. NBC’s not gonna buy the show….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 09:37 AM (M+uMR)

He's trimming the bushes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

53
This is just dumb.
>>>>>Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (81wK+)

fenelonspoke, is that you?
Posted by: Same Old at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (P++CM)

And that's when the fight started, officer......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

54 ‘The picture depicts the legend of King Roderic of Spain spying on Florinda la Cava and the other palace girls while they bathe in a garden in Toledo, in order to decide the fairest. After Roderic selects and courts Florinda, her father takes revenge by inviting the Moors to invade and conquer Spain.’

Timely!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (XCctI)

55 A distinct lack of blondes.
Posted by: Just being picky at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

They are away at the Swedish Bikini Team beer commercial auditions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

56 I read the title as "Florida," and was like, 'no wonder everybody wants to live there.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (PGK1w)

57 C'mon, Nurse, you got a ripped Alexander the Great yesterday. CBD's just giving us 'Rons equal time.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

58 Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

This is just dumb.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I refuse to grow up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (eYRW2)

59 A pop up ad for boner pills. The early years.

Posted by: Sporting pronounced hooterage at August 21, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

60
I refuse to grow up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM (eYRW2)

I just continue to grow out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

61 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)"

For one magical moment of time(1970's) women in Austin could go topless, because of sexual discrimination- hahahahahaha!,

And did so at Barton Springs swimming area.

Of course, there were a few land whales but most of the topless chiquitas were perky coeds.

But then, the law was changed back and sadness descended over the land.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

62 Have women ever really gathered together to hang out topless like this? Is this historically accurate? Are there any re-enactment groups? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: AlecK at August 21, 2026 09:36 AM (cMlC1)

They do. You can usually find these groups at places named such things as Sugars, The Booby Trap, The Landing Strip, etc.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:40 AM (ExV1e)

Places where when she giggle and wiggles, they jiggle.

It's Science! Physics, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2026 09:43 AM (wVcYX)

63 For one magical moment of time(1970's) women in Austin could go topless, because of sexual discrimination- hahahahahaha!,

And did so at Barton Springs swimming area.

Of course, there were a few land whales but most of the topless chiquitas were perky coeds.

But then, the law was changed back and sadness descended over the land.

Posted by: naturalfake

Hippie Hollow FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 09:44 AM (eYRW2)

64 Now we know where da white womens at.

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 09:44 AM (gd7Qy)

65 Speaking of gatherings of crazy ass chicks . . .

Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)

66 > After Roderic selects and courts Florinda, her father takes revenge by inviting the Moors to invade and conquer Spain.’

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 21, 2026 09:42 AM
+++++

No, I'm sorry. The correct answer is Moops!

Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at August 21, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

67 Of course there's some perv lurking in the bushes grabbing wood....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 09:46 AM (FZ29D)

68 Porky's Pig Pen - the early years

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2026 09:46 AM (wVcYX)

69 The funny thing about paintings like this is the women are partially disrobed. So, they didn't take the big heavy dress off and sit around in their slips but just mostly un-buttoned the tops to air out the girls.

I'm guessing this is not very historical...note I'm not complaining either of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:46 AM (sKqQm)

70 Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 09:45 AM (ndZc7)

Oh FFS......

Posted by: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (ccf/V)

71 Fair enough.

I’ll just roll my eyes.

You boys and your boobs. How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost
Your mind?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (A4itf)

72 Painter’s technique is much better at the clothing and background than the ladies. Their bodies are cartoonish and the faces all look like clones. Painter literally painted the same woman over and over.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 21, 2026 09:48 AM (XCctI)

73 Have their cycles synched yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 21, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

74 You boys and your boobs. How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost
Your mind?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (A4itf)

Unlike you, we don't just get to see them whenever we want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:49 AM (ExV1e)

75 Where is Florinda Man?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 09:49 AM (XvL8K)

76 The topic of this painting is about the King of pre-Moorish Spain spying on women bathing to determine who is the best looking where he decides on Florinda, who I assume is the woman in the middle of the painting

Occasionally you will get feminists arguing that until very recently the look most people found attractive was "Rubenesque" aka fat.

Well, looking at the fairest maid in Spain as considered in 1853 she'd pass for a college athlete now...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)

77 Their bodies are cartoonish and the faces all look like clones. Painter literally painted the same woman over and over.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 21, 2026 09:48 AM (XCctI)
-----
Time traveler with access to Adobe Photoshop?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 09:50 AM (FZ29D)

78 How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost
Your mind?
Posted by: nurse ratched

My folks were older, and my older brothers mostly moved out, so I don't think I experienced Playboy or other nudie mags until college.

The first Playboy that I bought was December 1985. Barbie Benton. Mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

79 Looking at some of Winterhalter's many portraits, this follows his typical approach: smooth (presumably natural), flawless skin tones against harder detailed backgrounds. That technique really allows the people's faces, and in this case their bodies, to shine and catch the viewers eyes. It is effective. In this painting the emphasis on facial expression takes a back seat to the poses of the women's bodies. Winterhalter often did portraits of royalty with the symbols of their power. He had to go back to a Spanish folktale to make the nudity acceptable.

Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

80 Loosen the bone a little, Wilma. Jesus...

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 09:51 AM (J4Dwc)

81
You boys and your boobs. How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost
Your mind?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (A4itf)

6 or 7, I'd guess.

Grandpa had a subscription since the start and asked my dad to sell the lot. Boxes of issues were stored in our basement for a couple weeks.

I think, at the time, dad was trying to build a descrambler device for the OTA pay TV channel that went adult after midnight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:51 AM (ccf/V)

82 34 Pandering to the lowest common denominator.

---------

Wait. There's a panda?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:51 AM (17rPF)

83 You boys and your boobs. How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost your mind?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (A4itf)

This phenomenon is why I have always maintained that women have ALL the power in society.

If, as a species, women said 'you're never going to get to play with them again unless and until you:
- stop swearing
- get a real job
- treat me well
- be funny on purpose
- only play video games sometimes
- use your manners,

male behavior would dramatically, overnight, and permanently.

Wome are the most powerful beings ever created by God, and we're better for having them in our lives.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 09:52 AM (PGK1w)

84 Unlike you, we don't just get to see them whenever we want.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:49 AM

Oh, yeah:

https://youtu.be/WN9Qzof5yXk

Posted by: Joey Tribbiani at August 21, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

85
Wait. There's a panda?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:51 AM (17rPF)

Before they got too lazy to survive outside of captivity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

86 would IMPROVE dramatically, overnight, and permanently.

Boobs make my brain turn off, too.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM (PGK1w)

87 You boys and your boobs. How old were you when you saw your first playboy and lost
Your mind?

They've hooked men up to EEGs and seeing an attractive woman floods the pleasure centers.

I would assume the converse is true for woman as well.

Though, one of the most amusing things I've noticed - if I look through the magazine section at a store the men's mags mostly have attractive scantily clad women on their covers and the women's mags mostly have attractive slightly less scantily clad women on their covers as well

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM (sKqQm)

88 What this painting needs is a pillow fight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM (17rPF)

89 Wome are the most powerful beings ever created by God, and we're better for having them in our lives.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 09:52 AM (PGK1w)

More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM (ccf/V)

90 I wonder if the moral of the painting is the king shouldn't get distracted by the ta tas.

Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

91 I suppose that's Castle Anthrax off in the distance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:54 AM (17rPF)

92 "Women are the most powerful beings ever created by God, and we're better for having them in our lives."

Note that as creation progresses, with each step things get more beautiful and complex.
Eve was last.
She's the pinnacle of all.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 21, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Zee Germans did a study a while back where they determined men seeing boobs can add up to 5 minutes to the end of their lives.

Don't ask me how they came to that conclusion, but I'm all in for ladies saving my life at the end.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

94 More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

From a biological perspective the single most important thing you can do is reproduce and since as a man you need a woman to do so this makes perfect sense

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

95 >>Zee Germans did a study a while back where they determined men seeing boobs can add up to 5 minutes to the end of their lives.

Bulg is going to live to about 150

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 09:56 AM (J4Dwc)

96 The MET

Title: Florinda
Artist: Franz Xaver Winterhalter (German, Menzenschwand 1805–1873 Frankfurt)
Date: 1853
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 70 1/4 x 96 3/4 in. (178.4 x 245.7 cm)
Classification: Paintings
Credit Line: Bequest of William H. Webb, 1899

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:56 AM (/+uur)

97 This painting depicts an episode from the legend of Roderick, the last king of the Spanish Visigoths. After spying on his maids of honor to determine the fairest among them, the king chose Florinda (at center left), who became the object of his love. In revenge, Florinda's father called the Arabs into Spain and brought about the conquest.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:57 AM (/+uur)

98 I wonder if the moral of the painting is the king shouldn't get distracted by the ta tas.

Well, I'm guessing the guy painted it because he knew it would sell well, and he got to look at scantily clad models for weeks.

But the moral of the story he is painting is don't let the Moors into Spain something the modern government could learn and I assume why CBD choose this painting (well along with the boobs)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:57 AM (sKqQm)

99 As an aside generally wouldn't you want your daughter to marry the king?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:58 AM (sKqQm)

100 Zee Germans did a study a while back where they determined men seeing boobs can add up to 5 minutes to the end of their lives.

Don't ask me how they came to that conclusion, but I'm all in for ladies saving my life at the end.
Posted by: Sponge

At the beginning of 1 Kings, King David is on his deathbed, so the court brings in this beautiful maiden, Abishag the Shunammite, in the hope that she'll perk the old man up.

"But the king knew her not."

Considering it was David, you know he was a goner from that one line.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 09:58 AM (77rzZ)

101 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:58 AM (/+uur)

102 Funny you would chose this painting instead of Winterhalter's more famous portraits.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 09:59 AM (lJ0H4)

103 Levels of Goth
goth
semi goth
visi goth
10th grade girl

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:59 AM (/+uur)

104 99 As an aside generally wouldn't you want your daughter to marry the king?

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Not if the king is a fink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:59 AM (17rPF)

105 94 More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM

Men are expendable. Women are not.

Posted by: Just get in the lifeboat already at August 21, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

106 Any time I've come across a "clothing optional" area of a beach, it's never what I'd imagine it'd be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)

107 That aint Disney World.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 10:01 AM (MWfyi)

108 106 Any time I've come across a "clothing optional" area of a beach, it's never what I'd imagine it'd be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)

Sweetheart
I think you should have opted for clothing

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 10:01 AM (/+uur)

109 I believe Roderick actually married a woman named Egilona who after his death married one of the Muslim conquerors willing or not, I don't know.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:02 AM (sKqQm)

110 As an aside generally wouldn't you want your daughter to marry the king?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 09:58 AM (sKqQm)

Which would seem to support the versions where something nefarious happened. Official courtship wouldn't require the governor to "avenge his honor". Interesting that something so relatively recent is practically mythology with only Rodrick known to have actually existed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2026 10:02 AM (lFFaq)

111 102 ... "Funny you would chose this painting instead of Winterhalter's more famous portraits."

Tuna,
That just proves that CBD likes us. At least the 'rons.

Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2026 10:03 AM (yTvNw)

112 Which would seem to support the versions where something nefarious happened. Official courtship wouldn't require the governor to "avenge his honor". Interesting that something so relatively recent is practically mythology with only Rodrick known to have actually existed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2026 10:02 AM (lFFaq)

Conquered by the Muz so history erased?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 10:04 AM (ExV1e)

113 You've always wanted to go to a nude beach.

Then you go to one.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

114 99 As an aside generally wouldn't you want your daughter to marry the king?
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Or at least dance for him.

Posted by: Herodias at August 21, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Any time I've come across a "clothing optional" area of a beach, it's never what I'd imagine it'd be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

All the ones you want to see, you don't.
All the ones you don't want to see, you do.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 10:05 AM (eYRW2)

116 Girl on the far right even has the two dimple thing going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2026 10:05 AM (o3ajz)

117
Which would seem to support the versions where something nefarious happened. Official courtship wouldn't require the governor to "avenge his honor". Interesting that something so relatively recent is practically mythology with only Rodrick known to have actually existed.

Early middle ages often lacks good documentation and having a Muslim horde sack the realm immediately after makes things worse.

Roderick didn't rule over happy nobles so some theorize he might have in fact seized the throne illegitimately which may by why Julian would have been eager to move against him instead of wanting his daughter to be married to him

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (sKqQm)

118 More evidence that women have been beautiful for centuries.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

119 Funny you would chose this painting instead of Winterhalter's more famous portraits."

Tuna,
That just proves that CBD likes us. At least the 'rons.
Posted by: JTB

Well the 'Ron's got an abundance of boobs while the 'Etta's got one naked torso. No fair!

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (lJ0H4)

120 94 More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM
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I read a lot of adventure and fantasy stories.

A sizeable portion of them--if not the majority--involve a young man going on adventures to impress a chick.

Even Lord of the Rings falls into this trap--Aragorn wanted to win over Arwen once and for all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (FZ29D)

121 must have been after the circle.

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

122 It is something of a miracle that Spain freed itself from Islam. Looks like they are going to need another one of those now...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:07 AM (sKqQm)

123 I just thought of that scene in An Officer and a Gentleman…. That’s a bodacious set of ta tas….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 10:07 AM (rasGT)

124 Looks like a XX-women only space.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:07 AM (cWLG3)

125 Florinda, signed and dated 1852
Franz Xaver Winterhalter

rct dot uk:
The legend of the eighth-century Visigothic king Rodrigo of Hispania tells how Rodrigo’s seduction of the beautiful maiden Florinda ('La Cava') initiated the Arab conquest of Spain. In this scene Florinda (centre left) and her companions, all draped to varying degrees in luxurious Indian silks, prepare to bathe in the grounds of the castle near Toledo where she lives, unaware that they are being watched by King Rodrigo who hides in the bushes nearby. Rodrigo falls violently in love and seduces Florinda, to the anger of her father, Count Julian, who secretly meets with the Moors and encourages them to invade Spain. In the subsequent war Rodrigo is killed in battle by the invaders, who subject the country to their rule for two hundred years. (More)

Not familiar with the German painter and lithographer. He seems to have many lovely art pieces. Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 10:07 AM (NFX2v)

126 Boob bait for the white bubbas.

Posted by: little people at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (ehY6c)

127 94 More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM

In the grand sports game of life, it remains undefeated.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

128 I just thought of that scene in An Officer and a Gentleman…. That’s a bodacious set of ta tas….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Debra Winger?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

129 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Angie Nixon, the radical Democrat Senate nominee in Florida, is now claiming that Republicans are "literally trying to kill us" by using ICE to arrest illegal aliens.
. . . .
Far-Left Florida Democrat Angie Nixon thinks saying "Make America Great Again" means bringing our country back to Jim Crow:

“I feel like they’re legitimately trying to return us back to the worst chapters of our past, of our history...”

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Sounds moderate to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

130 Even Lord of the Rings falls into this trap--Aragorn wanted to win over Arwen once and for all.

Don't forget how Samwise came back to get his love as well. And honestly he was about the toughest of the hobbits...

I wonder if he told Rosie how useless Merry and Pippin where while he and Frodo were fighting giant spider demons...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (sKqQm)

131 "Rodrigo falls violently in love"

I can relate.

Posted by: Karmelo at August 21, 2026 10:09 AM (MWfyi)

132 Far-Left Florida Democrat Angie Nixon thinks saying "Make America Great Again" means bringing our country back to Jim Crow:

“I feel like they’re legitimately trying to return us back to the worst chapters of our past, of our history...”

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Sounds moderate to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

She's literally accusing Republicans of being Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:10 AM (ccf/V)

133 YEAH ART! I LOVE ART!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 10:10 AM (3uBP9)

134 That’s not what Florida looks like .

Posted by: Duh at August 21, 2026 10:10 AM (qAeYZ)

135 Oh me oh myyyyy … it's Full-Frontal Tittylicious Friday … ! Yay!

Posted by: Dr_No at August 21, 2026 10:10 AM (ayRl+)

136 116 Girl on the far right even has the two dimple thing going on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2026 10:05 AM

Note the distinct lack of tramp stamp.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 21, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

137 I'm thinking I will come out of that pool smelling like lavender and mish.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 10:11 AM (tvdD1)

138 Title could also be "What is a woman?"

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2026 10:11 AM (qwype)

139 Looks like a XX-women only space.

The ancient Greek homos knew how to deal with men in women's events...

Posted by: Dionysus don't play (well he does but not like that) at August 21, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

140 New York Times Concerned That ICE Is Not Giving Cross-Sex Hormones To Trans Illegal Aliens

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OMG! How will they flounce?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)

141 139 Looks like a XX-women only space.

The ancient Greek homos knew how to deal with men in women's events...
Posted by: Dionysus don't play (well he does but not like that) at August 21, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

Javelin catching.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2026 10:12 AM (qwype)

142 They all seem very friendly, long time acquaintances, a little buzzed from a few girly drinks, I wonder what happens next?

Posted by: banana Dream - makin' pancakes at August 21, 2026 10:13 AM (3uBP9)

143
Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!

What the everloving fuck does that even mean?

Itinerant turtle sexers will be up in arms!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2026 10:14 AM (trSL4)

144 @ 88 What this painting needs is a pillow fight. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM (17rPF)
______________________________________

That's SO close to being right — what it REALLY needs it a … MyPillow fight … !

Posted by: Dr_No at August 21, 2026 10:14 AM (ayRl+)

145 New York Times Concerned That ICE Is Not Giving Cross-Sex Hormones To Trans Illegal Aliens

They're here illegally. They want medication for their mental imbalance? GO HOME!

F*ck 'em where they live.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

146 I wonder if he told Rosie how useless Merry and Pippin where while he and Frodo were fighting giant spider demons...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (sKqQm)
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"Those two losers were so stoned out of their gourds they imagined the trees were talking back to them. Meanwhile, I stood alone against a gigantic spider that could only have been the spawn of Ungoliant, guarding Master Frodo with my very life!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (FZ29D)

147 I saw Lavender and Mish open for Peaches and Herb at The Palace in '78.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

148 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (2MN4W)

149 Lingerie League. The early years.

Posted by: Sports enthusiast at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

150 What the everloving fuck does that eveflounder?

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https://tinyurl.com/3rx8k72m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

151 Don Imus was right.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:17 AM (2MN4W)

152 And in 4g, no less.

It's beautiful, CBD. So are they.

'Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: Hippocrates at August 21, 2026 10:17 AM (lWAes)

153 No idea what it is about the dimples over a woman's hiney, but hubba-hubba.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (Ve/HL)

154 Even Lord of the Rings falls into this trap--Aragorn wanted to win over Arwen once and for all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 10:06 AM (FZ29D)

so the wedding ring was one ring to rule them all?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

155 Lots of mismatched curtains and drapes in this piece.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (Ve/HL)

156 Don Imus was right.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:17 AM (2MN4W)

Nappy headed hos?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

157 FBI seeking master of disguise.

IMPORTANT: FBI needs help finding "No Name Given Kamal"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

158 Lingerie League. The early years.
Posted by: Sports enthusiast

And Atalanta passes the green dildo to Cassandra, who takes it across the goal line. Score!

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

159 148 🥒
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (2MN4W)
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🍆

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:19 AM (cWLG3)

160 Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
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I've never seen genitals on team mascot costume, FWIW.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 10:19 AM (Dv3i1)

161 No idea what it is about the dimples over a woman's hiney, but hubba-hubba.
Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (Ve/HL)

Mostly, it means she's not fat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

162 You know it could be a group of lesbians....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 10:19 AM (+gK6I)

163 89. More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Don't.

Land and resources, power and money.

C'est la vie.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

164 You know it could be a group of lesbians....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 10:19 AM (+gK6I)

They're diving for cleanse, not muff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

165 This'll fix everything!

UK’s Labour Government Confirms Plan to Spread Migrants All Over Britain

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

166 Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM (2MN4W)

Sir, put that away. This lounge is for ladies only.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (Dv3i1)

167 You know it could be a group of lesbians....

But none of them are assaulting each other...

Posted by: Dionysus don't play (well he does but not like that) at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm)

168 You know it could be a group of lesbians....
Posted by: It's me donna

Another WNBA expansion team?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (eYRW2)

169 Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
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How can it be non-binary when it's 'pronouns' are she/they?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

170 94 More battles have been fought over pussy than anything in the history of ever, I'd wager.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2026 09:53 AM

There are worse things over which you can commit your meat-shield peasant soldiers to certain death.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (WYStd)

171 UK’s Labour Government Confirms Plan to Spread Migrants All Over Britain

Let me put my Islam in you

Posted by: UKs Labour Government at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

172
But none of them are assaulting each other...
Posted by: Dionysus don't play (well he does but not like that) at August 21, 2026 10:20 AM (sKqQm

I don't know... The 2 on the right look pretty cozy

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (+gK6I)

173 UK’s Labour Government Confirms Plan to Spread Migrants All Over Britain
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Labour will get you laid whether you like it or not!

Lie back, and think of England.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (Dv3i1)

174 Hunter's fever dream.

Argentine Minister Confirms South America Produces 4,000 Metric Tons of Cocaine per Year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

175 Fair enough.

I’ll just roll my eyes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:47 AM (A4itf)

Aren't you late for your Junior Anti-Sex League meeting?

Posted by: Ancient Punch Lines at August 21, 2026 10:22 AM (IG3/x)

176 Eve was last.
She's the pinnacle of all.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Made from a rib. A cheaper cut.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at August 21, 2026 10:22 AM (JM9I6)

177 I'm assuming this is "The Villages" during the early years. I understand it's nothing like that now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 10:22 AM (2Cry5)

178 That poor man is in terrible peril!

GET BACK FOUL TEMPTRESSES!

Posted by: Lancelot at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (3uBP9)

179 >>>Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!

What the everloving fuck does that even mean?

>I recently watched one of these games and they have talent, but for the love of god and country the WNBA and NBA should just throw out the rulebook. I've never seen so many traveling violations since I watch a bunch of 4th graders. Get rid of the officials, they serve no purpose.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (tvdD1)

180 Couldn't the British Royal Navy just sink the dingies?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (2MN4W)

181 When the Normans defeated the English king they immediately spread themselves around England as well, as any conqueror would...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

182 so the wedding ring was one ring to rule them all?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

I mean, once the man puts his wedding ring on - doesn't he become invisible?

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (WYStd)

183 169

How can it be non-binary when it's 'pronouns' are she/they?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)
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Maybe it's binary-curious?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (cWLG3)

184 I just thought of that scene in An Officer and a Gentleman…. That’s a bodacious set of ta tas….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Debra Winger?
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

Line uttered by David Keith about another lady

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (rasGT)

185 > so the wedding ring was one ring to rule them all?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 10:18 AM (l3cgK)

The ring used in the movie was actually modeled after the wedding ring of one of the producers.

Which says rather a lot about his marriage, dunnit?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 10:23 AM (IG3/x)

186 Swiss melt.

Melting Swiss Glacier Reveals Remains of Two Belgian Mountaineers Who Vanished Over 3 Decades Ago

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

187 Couldn't the British Royal Navy just sink the dingies?

Of course. The problem is they won't.

Just like how we could lock up the violent felons and throw away the key...but we won't.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:24 AM (sKqQm)

188 >>Toronto's WNBA team introduces non-binary turtle mascot

They named him Butch

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 10:24 AM (J4Dwc)

189 So, there's sex in Tolkien?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

190 "she/they" reminds me of "We are Legion"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)

191 A new freakout on the left is the bond market. Get this the yield on the 10 yea is in the 4.7s. The end of the world man. They’re seriously saying the US economic dominance is over.

Oh never mind that during Biden’s years it touched the 4.9s.

Oh and in the 70s it hit double digits of course.

But 4.7, yeah end of the empire bro.

Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (qAeYZ)

192 So, there's sex in Tolkien?

Well, we did have the 4 children you know

Posted by: Mrs Tolkein at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)

193 Couldn't the British Royal Navy just sink the dingies?
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Cruel. These poor violent sex-starved men are simply fleeing France for the slightly even more generous welfare benefits provided by Britain.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 10:26 AM (Dv3i1)

194 Made from a rib. A cheaper cut.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at August 21, 2026 10:22 AM

Now back for a limited time.

Posted by: McDonald's at August 21, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

195 Wrong day to be late to the comments. Boobs!!!! Friday!!!!

Posted by: From about That Time at August 21, 2026 10:26 AM (sl73Y)

196 191 A new freakout on the left is the bond market. Get this the yield on the 10 yea is in the 4.7s. The end of the world man. They’re seriously saying the US economic dominance is over.

Oh never mind that during Biden’s years it touched the 4.9s.

Oh and in the 70s it hit double digits of course.

But 4.7, yeah end of the empire bro.
Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (qAeYZ)
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They're just repeating more of the same Chinese agitprop. On Telegram channels, ZH, etc.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:27 AM (cWLG3)

197 >>> So, there's sex in Tolkien?
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

Well... there had to have been, a little bit at least. A smidge, lets say.

Posted by: Uruk-hai at August 21, 2026 10:27 AM (3uBP9)

198 A new freakout on the left is the bond market. Get this the yield on the 10 yea is in the 4.7s. The end of the world man. They’re seriously saying the US economic dominance is over.

Oh never mind that during Biden’s years it touched the 4.9s.

Oh and in the 70s it hit double digits of course.

But 4.7, yeah end of the empire bro.
Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (qAeYZ)

Always remember. The media is the enemy of the people. They prove it every day.

The MEDIA is hyping this. They have very selective memory because they count on the people being stupid and having short memories.

And they usually are and do......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

199 I saw Lavender and Mish open for Peaches and Herb at The Palace in '78.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM

The wild afterparty weas the genesis of Broken Peach.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Q45uQ)

200 "Was". I need moar coffee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Q45uQ)

201 114 salomi was a dancer...

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)

202 I doubt the results of this study. I mean, a brain that decided to get on one of those things couldn't have been in too good of shape to begin with.

Severe E-Scooter Crashes Linked to Higher Traumatic Brain Injury Rates than Motorcycle Accidents

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

203 199 I saw Lavender and Mish open for Peaches and Herb at The Palace in '78.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:15 AM

The wild afterparty weas the genesis of Broken Peach.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Q45uQ)
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Oh... what?

Posted by: The Teaches of Peaches at August 21, 2026 10:29 AM (cWLG3)

204 Any Floridians here ? I have a question about Donalds... Is he popular there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 10:29 AM (+gK6I)

205 I saw Afterparty Weas open for Skid Row at Reunion Arena in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:29 AM (ccf/V)

206 @202 People who take E-Scooters on public roads are not good at assessing risk.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:30 AM (cWLG3)

207 salomi was a dancer...
Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)

Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a Samurai.

Posted by: Deep Purple at August 21, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

208 The U.S. should buy 10 yrs. They'll make a killing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:31 AM (2MN4W)

209 >>> A new freakout on the left is the bond market. Get this the yield on the 10 yea is in the 4.7s. The end of the world man. They’re seriously saying the US economic dominance is over.

Oh never mind that during Biden’s years it touched the 4.9s.

Oh and in the 70s it hit double digits of course.

But 4.7, yeah end of the empire bro.
Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (qAeYZ)

I remember way back when big contractors made their employees buy gov bonds. I said Could I just take money out of my wallet and set it on fire now and get it over with? Because I think that would be more efficient.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 10:31 AM (3uBP9)

210 > Well... there had to have been, a little bit at least. A smidge, lets say.
Posted by: Uruk-hai at August 21, 2026 10:27 AM (3uBP9)

It would be hard for me to believe that humans willingly interbred with orcs, except that I've observed quality of street hooker found near any random military base.

And they even get paid for it.

Horny 19-year-olds have ...flexible... standards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

211 I don't recall the Population Stupidity Index ever being this high.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 10:32 AM (RIvkX)

212 Money isn't worth the paper it mostly isn't printed on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 10:33 AM (2MN4W)

213 Made from a rib. A cheaper cut.
Posted by: Archie Bunker

I saw a YT (so you know it's right) that a better translation would be "from the side" or "beside" rather than "rib".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

214 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice painting. Reminds me of...well...I won't bore you all with that story.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

215 Horny 19-year-olds have ...flexible... standards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 10:32 AM (IG3/x)

You spend 8 months in a tube underwater and see if there's a hairy hole you won't fire your meat torpedo at when you get to land.

Posted by: Petty Officer Smith at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

216 People who take E-Scooters on public roads are not good at assessing risk.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 21, 2026 10:30 AM (cWLG3)
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And on the sidewalks? Negligence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (RIvkX)

217 > Sweet Lucy was a dancer
But none of us would chance her
Because she was a Samurai.
Posted by: Deep Purple at August 21, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pants you
Had to be the aristocracy

Posted by: Also Deep Purple at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (IG3/x)

218 I don't recall the Population Stupidity Index ever being this high.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 10:32 AM (RIvkX)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Teachers Unions at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

219 At close to 5% bonds are attractive right now as a risk free investment. If I were closer to retirement I’d load up on some.

Posted by: Want Cocazio Ortez at August 21, 2026 10:37 AM (qAeYZ)

220 Posted by: Teachers Unions at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

*prostrates self*

(You youngsters may have to look that up.)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 10:38 AM (RIvkX)

221 *prostrates self*

(You youngsters may have to look that up.)
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Removing your prostrate yourself is not recommended. Have a surgeon do it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

222
Removing your prostrate yourself is not recommended. Have a surgeon do it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

My FiL used to call it that.........

But he couldn't remember his ABC's either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

223 > 192 So, there's sex in Tolkien?

Well, we did have the 4 children you know
Posted by: Mrs Tolkein at August 21, 2026 10:25 AM (sKqQm)

Ron made me convert to Catholicism when we got married, and by golly I decided to enjoy it.

Posted by: Also Mrs Tolkien at August 21, 2026 10:40 AM (IG3/x)

224 Speaking of YT, by the way, my sister saw one purporting that many diagnosed with an allergy to penicillin in olden days aren't really allergic. My doctor confirmed this. Turns out he had done a paper on this. My mother was told 65 years ago that I was allergic and I've parroted that ever since. Now I'm going to get tested. Could save me a spot of bother in the future.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

225 Wow, where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

226 Reminds me of...well...I won't bore you all with that story.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

OCS?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2026 10:45 AM (k5CNB)

227 Wow, where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

Boobs can have a silencing effect on some.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:45 AM (ccf/V)

228 Speaking of YT, by the way, my sister saw one purporting that many diagnosed with an allergy to penicillin in olden days aren't really allergic. My doctor confirmed this. Turns out he had done a paper on this. My mother was told 65 years ago that I was allergic and I've parroted that ever since. Now I'm going to get tested. Could save me a spot of bother in the future.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They gave me a shot of Pen in the hospital almost 64 years ago. Almost killed me. I'm good.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 10:47 AM (eYRW2)

229 Little-known made-up fact: in early name for that newish prostate treatment that uses steam to burn away part of the enlargement was "heat prostation".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 21, 2026 10:47 AM (IG3/x)

230 Wow, where'd everyone go?

Posted by: Bulg

Boobs can have a silencing effect on some.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Ommmmmmmmmm, Ommmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 10:48 AM (eYRW2)

231 Yes, yes boobies.It's sort of chaotic with all the women, and as for a practical matter you'd think being in the woodlands the ladies would get all sorts of bug bites. There is nice light on their bodies and I like the light on the castle in the back.

I prefer his flattering portraits of royalty and the upper classes. Less distracting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2026 10:48 AM (JrHfD)

232 Jarvis on X-twitter is @jarvis_best

He's calling Ace?

https://x.com/jarvis_best/status/2090619923768934761

Posted by: scottst at August 21, 2026 10:48 AM (bs1rP)

233
They gave me a shot of Pen in the hospital almost 64 years ago. Almost killed me. I'm good.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2026 10:47 AM (eYRW2)

My dad was. The navy turned the end of his finger black at one point. They told my wife she is as well, but she doesn't remember back that far and has always said it as a precaution when dealing with the medical field.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:48 AM (ccf/V)

234 He was shot by security at the Governor’s mansion as he was trying to climb the fence and screaming DO MY TAXES YOU BIG GAY AL LOOKING BASTARD. Alcohol may have been involved. He was 74.

Oh man. What an epic way to go out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:49 AM (ccf/V)

235 Zombie Marilyn?

Marilyn Monroe Celebrated with New Barbie Doll on Her 100th Birthday

-
Probably had brains cake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 21, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

236 228 i remember wearing a bracelet with some parchment inside declaring my allergy.
and then one day i just said feckit.

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:49 AM (Bep7s)

237 I saw Afterparty Weas open for Skid Row at Reunion Arena in '92.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:29 AM

4/5. Needed a misspelling in "Skid Row" for proper comedic parallelism.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:50 AM (Q45uQ)

238 229 i keep hearing ads for aquablation

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:50 AM (Bep7s)

239
4/5. Needed a misspelling in "Skid Row" for proper comedic parallelism.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:50 AM (Q45uQ)

I always use the fake/real format when posing such concerts. I find it lends a sort of credibility to the comment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

240 Would hang! Beauty!

Heck, could I get it printed on wallpaper?

Posted by: GWB at August 21, 2026 10:52 AM (kU0PQ)

241
Heck, could I get it printed on wallpaper?
Posted by: GWB at August 21, 2026 10:52 AM (kU0PQ)

Are you 4-imprint certain?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:52 AM (ccf/V)

242 I don't recall the Population Stupidity Index ever being this high.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 10:32 AM (RIvkX)

The left's takeover of this country's education system has been a resounding success. It's why my optimism for the US (and constitutional freedom) is waning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 21, 2026 10:53 AM (g8Ew8)

243 I always use the fake/real format when posing such concerts. I find it lends a sort of credibility to the comment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:51 AM

Fake/Real format is best format.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 10:53 AM (Q45uQ)

244 Went to see The Brink of War last night. I enjoyed it. The actor playing Gorbachev was good. JK Simmons was outstanding but the absolute best was the actress playing Raisa Gorbachev.
They lodged one piece of snark in there at Nancy.
She's on the phone with the Gipper at a point where things are at a stalemate. She briefly glances at an astrology chart and says it's going to be okay because Mars is rising. Sheesh.

But I thought it was well written and had great scenery of Iceland.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 21, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

245 Sorry to be late- Lyft driver wouldn't accept rubles

Re: the art

I would just dive right in

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 10:54 AM (ZxPkt)

246 i know exactly where to place my thumbs.
it's almost like a subliminal road map.

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

247 Mary Trump is still shrieking about Brandon Herrerra being an actual Nazi. Someone said she looks like Keir Starmer in drag and I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 10:55 AM (2ocoG)

248 243 oh, no! they're fake? dang, i've lost interest.

Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

249 i know exactly where to place my thumbs.
it's almost like a subliminal road map.
Posted by: cmeat at August 21, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

Who needs a drink?

THIS GUY!!!!!

*points thumbs at chest*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 10:55 AM (ccf/V)

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