FBI: We Arrested 4,000 Nasty Criminals In the Last Two Months

Kash Patel said he would reorient the FBI away from the Democrat/Wray model of unending election interference on behalf of the communists towards arresting criminals.

These arrests are proof his word is good.

The FBI said Wednesday that Operation Summer Heat, now in its second year, has resulted in over 4,000 arrests and 1,500 indictments in just the past two months.
"Week after week, FBI teams across the country remain committed to confronting the most egregious threats," the bureau said on X. "All the efforts coming from our agents, intelligence analysts, and support staff directly support our mission to be a trusted partner to the nation.
"We all joined the bureau with the same dedication in mind," it continued. "Operations like Summer Heat demonstrate that commitment every day."
The bureau said its teams arrested three members of the Mexican mafia last week who were convicted of murder in 2023, and a member of the Houston street gang Rich Kings.
...
The update comes after the bureau announced Tuesday that it has arrested over 6,600 people in Washington, D.C., over the past year as part of its Safe and Beautiful initiative.

ICE is being harassed by violent antifa retards who provoke them and attempt to ram them with vehicles. And then, when ICE responds with appropriate deadly force, they weaponize ICE agents' understandable desire to protect their own lives.

ICE is considering arming agents with shock gauntlets to give them a less-lethal response to antifa terrorists.

Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.

ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon wear gloves that deliver electric shocks to combative individuals.
The agency plans to spend up to $20 million to purchase the "conducive distraction and de-escalation devices," according to the Associated Press, citing a Department of Homeland Security notice.
The devices are manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC of Lexington, Kentucky. The company calls them G.L.O.V.E., which stands for Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter. Some jails and law enforcement agencies are already using the devices.

That's dumb.

The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.

The media continues showing that they are pro-crime, pro-terrorist traitors.

Remember, during covid, people would point out all of the adverse effects that seemed to occur after a fake vaccination, and the "experts" would say "well correlation isn't causation, you have no evidence the shot and the side-effect are related, people do suffer heart attacks, heart inflammation, cancer, and miscarriages naturally, without a vaccine"?

Well, all of that "correlation does not imply causation" stuff goes out the window when the media wants to connect a Republican policy to a health event.

If a Republican's involved, then a stroke was definitely caused by a detention.

No need for scientific proof of this. It just is, Racist.

North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says

Authorities took Gabriel Johnson, 55, to the hospital after he had "stroke-like symptoms," leaving his family fearful for his well-being.
By Daniella Silva
A little more than two weeks after her father was arrested by ICE, Gabri Johnson received the call she had been dreading: Her father, a pastor in North Carolina, was in the hospital in Texas after having a stroke, she said. Since then, ICE has kept their family in the dark about his medical care and her father's condition, Johnson said.

The stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it. No 55-year-old men living stressful lives of constant criminality ever suffer stroke, except due to the White Supremacy Sorcery of ICE.

My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 14, 2026 01:20 PM (2Ez/1)

2 THE FIRST WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

3 NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:22 PM (AdHga)

4 55 year old man and the picture they show is him with a high school mortarboard and diploma? Get the f**k out of here. JFC, I hate this timeline. If recall existed, I would have fake memories implanted because living in this dipsh*t sh*thole f**king timeline is sapping my desire to continue into old age. FFS.

Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (6+ehB)

5 My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

The Trayvon Gambit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (AdHga)

6 How there isn't a 24hr news channel running nothing but The Rest of the Story on all these BS scoops...

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (GDtGs)

7 Shock gloves?

You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.

It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

8 Go Trump

Posted by: doug at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (B1+sW)

9 35 years isn't enough time for the Liberian to be caught. Good grief.

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (enNUy)

10 ICE Agent casts POWER WORD - STROKE on detainee.

Rolls a 19.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)

11 The person who desecrated the WW2 memorial has been arrested

she wisely filmed her crime and posted it on Facebook

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxPkt)

12 Illegal aliens need to go to their home countries. That is all.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)

13 7.

Someone will be charging $20 in town for prostate exams by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:26 PM (GDtGs)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (7Q7Ca)

15 The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.

Get back to me when they've got a few yards range. Inman would love some perps getting Emperor Palpatined.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (VHUov)

16 In that 35 years how many "Americans" did he shit out?

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:27 PM (enNUy)

17 ICE is considering arming agents with shock gauntlets to give them a less-lethal response to antifa terrorists.

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OUT: "ICE ICE Baby."
IN: "Shock The Monkey."

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (DLkhG)

18 no lum'n NOOD bastages......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (7Q7Ca)

19 she looks as you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/yzceepmt

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)

20 DON'T TASE ME BRO

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

21 Shocking, I tell you! Shocking!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (sFNX2)

22 OT- I think this is hilarious , and I needed a laugh. It's probably funniest if you live anywhere near NY. Bruce Blakeman's campaign did an A1 ad with Kathy Hochul talking about the awful things she's done . I guess AI is good for something

https://tinyurl.com/6bdu9zku

The Hochul campaign complained . LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (wmzkx)

23 4,000 arrests and 1,500 indictments in just the past two months.

Something happened.

Posted by: 13times at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (6iKlf)

24 If these "Blitz Mitts" could produce some lethal amperage, I'd be OK with it.

I'd love to see some smoking heads from these assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (2Cry5)

25 Saw another sob story about a dear Abuela who was arrested.. She's been here illegally 37 years.... And spoke no English....37 years....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)

26
ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)

27 she looks as you'd expect

https://tinyurl.com/yzceepmt
Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)
______

That's a dude

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

28 What did the shock glove say to the face?

Zlap

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (GDtGs)

29 > 55 year old man and the picture they show is him with a high school mortarboard and diploma?

So ridiculous. I'm 49 and high school feels like multiple lifetimes ago. I keep up with a couple of friends from that time, but they were part of my life after high school. I don't care about reunions. I don't care about their football team.

Other lifetimes since then:
College
My time with two serious girlfriends
Early work career
Mid work career
Marriage
Fatherhood

All of these run together in some ways, but they are all somewhat distinct in their own ways. I changed during those times in significant ways.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (mkw2N)

30 "North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says"

yeah, they buried the lede. He was a "pastor",but that is not his defining characteristic, is it leftist media?

"Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM (vbXSk)

31 Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.
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Your agonizer, please.
*holds out hand expectantly *

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (JvZF+)

32 I have been told by the left endlessly that ICE wears no badging or any indica that they are officers of the law.

"Why, those masked men could be anyone!!!
I'd run if they were trying to kidnap me too!!"

So, that photo of the "ICE - POLICE" is a lie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (3cUTc)

33 So a shocking development then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)

34 Who is on the hook for Gabriel Johnson's medical bills?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

35 Remember, during covid, people would point out all of the adverse effects that seemed to occur after a fake vaccination, and the "experts" would say "well correlation isn't causation, you have no evidence the shot and the side-effect are related, people do suffer heart attacks, heart inflammation, cancer, and miscarriages naturally, without a vaccine"?

And yet, another star high school footballer, aged 17, died of a heart attack during practice this week.

Happened all the time before the 'vaxx,' didn't it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (7Q7Ca)

36 Sap gloves>>> shock gloves.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (EjUHc)

37 34 Who is on the hook for Gabriel Johnson's medical bills?
Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:31 PM (2ap+5)

Wonder who's SS# he's been using ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (npoJh)

38 Nice Liberian family you got there. Have a nice trip.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:32 PM (n5tGW)

39 25 Saw another sob story about a dear Abuela who was arrested.. She's been here illegally 37 years.... And spoke no English....37 years....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (npoJh)

Yup. She was demanding amnesty for herself and any illegals in the country more than 7 years.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (DQcsn)

40 Good morning! I am still catching up. From the Tech Thread:

53 "We believe that covering grades will help students start strong and curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals."

I'm really trying to avoid being one of those "Back in MY day" kind of people but life keeps throwing out challenges like this!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 14, 2026 06:24 AM (99eI0)

Well, back you your day, college was for above-average students. Even before the "demographic cliff," the universalization of college had brought the average IQ of matriculating freshmen down to the national average IQ. Then, adding Didn't Earn It on top of that forced Ivy League schools to add pre-makeup math to cover the 4th-grade-level material that they would need to understand the makeup math that they would need as a foundation sufficient to pass a basic math class that meets graduation requirements.

Now the long-predicted demographic cliff has finally hit, and even public universities (such as Portland State) are closing entire programs (an implicit no-confidence vote on state finances). So if you thought admission standards had nowhere left to fall, you were wrong.

Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (L3Npt)

41 Did this 55 year old pastor also have a 55in waist line?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

42 Look, I'm with you -- I like the lethal responses better.

Pfft. I want ICE to have even more lethal options. Railguns. Artillery. Suitcase nukes. A death star.

You know how many people have been killed by ICE so far? Not enough.

Thugs shouldn't get to run the US like Portland.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (u1qVW)

43 15 The company said the devices function as normal gloves until activated, which enables them to deliver a painful electric shock. They must be applied directly to someone's skin

But shock gauntlets might make for good videos. Steve Inman could get some mileage out of Blitz Mitts.
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"Don't Glove Me Bro" videos soon to come.

Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

44 My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

I'm old enough to remember when the media ran images of Trayvon Martin when he was 12 years old, right next to Zimmerman in his orange jump suit after being arrested.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (7Q7Ca)

45 WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Maybe when they clap their hands, the gloves send out an EMP that shuts down vehicles.

Of course, Newton's First Law is still a thing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (FZ29D)

46 The Louisville police have those "E-gloves" to deal with unruly convicts at the city jail.

Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)

47 ICE agents may soon have gloves that can deliver electric shocks to combative individuals
To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin, which helps the officer gain compliance within seconds, according to the manufacturer.

WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?
Posted by: Sponge

Maybe they also function as AEDs, so they can try to restart the perps after they shoot them?

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (VHUov)

48 When the Capital Police murdered two women on J6 the left told me it didn't matter that they were normal law abiding women - FAFO and all that.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

49 > WTF is that going to do against the retards running them over in vehicles?

Nothing, but they have their own use case.

A taser typically is a gun-shaped object that you hold in your hand. You can't easily grab with two hands when you're holding it. Some morons even mistake their actual gun for their taser and shoot people they intend to tase.

The glove is useful because you have both hands free to grab a person AND you can tase them on top of that. It's not going to be mistaken for a gun. A subject has to work a lot harder to take it from you and use it against you.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

50
NBC News
@NBCNews

North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says.

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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault.

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"North Carolina Pastor" >>>>> "Maryland Man"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (DLkhG)

51 36.

Army Navy Store down in Boise has a pair of good sap gloves I got my eye on. Just waiting for the new Fall line of shock batons to come out to make the set.

Dang mountain lions are everywhere. Best to be prepared.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (GDtGs)

52 Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x

The big old white dude looks like he could have almost walked it off but the other guys...down they go...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

53 They all should be arrested for interfering with law enforcement as soon as they try to block the way. But I suppose the feds think that's probably too much trouble.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)

54 "North Carolina Pastor" >>>>> "Maryland Man"
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (DLkhG)

And Maryland Man is still here I believe....

.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2026 01:36 PM (npoJh)

55 Officer Brian Sicknick died after two strokes, that occurred in his home on Jan 7., and lefties have maintained for years that those strokes were the fault of the Jan 6 rioters. Ipso facto, Trump killed him. Therefore, Trump caused this guy's stroke too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (rDiMt)

56 North Carolina pastor taken by ICE had a stroke in detention, family says.

Behold my field of fucks.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (9tX4s)

57 Obviously we would prefer to see leftists beaten to death, but sometimes the quick resolution that only a firearm can provide.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (2ap+5)

58 Don’t bother, they won’t sell the shock gloves to civilians. First thing I checked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (c7ZbX)

59 I hope in the training videos they are instructing ICE to crotch punch the commies with their shock gloves.

Because if I can't have throwing commies from helicopters, which I would prefer, and seems like the rational, simple solution that everyone could agree on, I guess I will settle for electro-crotch-punching.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (3uBP9)

60 Officer Brian Sicknick died after two strokes, that occurred in his home on Jan 7., and lefties have maintained for years that those strokes were the fault of the Jan 6 rioters. Ipso facto, Trump killed him. Therefore, Trump caused this guy's stroke too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (rDiMt)

Wasn't he the one that they initially said was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher, causing his death?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca)

61 As long as it shocks like the Joker's hand buzzer from the first Batman movie (1989)

Posted by: Blanco at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (rnXoa)

62 Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x

The big old white dude looks like he could have almost walked it off but the other guys...down they go...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)
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Kind of reminds me of the videos of "martial artists" who can render you unconscious by waving their hands in your general direction....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (FZ29D)

63 Cattle prods would work better than gloves. Just up the juice to full spaz out.

Posted by: nckate at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (enNUy)

64
A taser typically is a gun-shaped object that you hold in your hand. You can't easily grab with two hands when you're holding it. Some morons even mistake their actual gun for their taser and shoot people they intend to tase.

I remember a story about a cop called to a domestic disturbance because the mentally ill kid was having a melt down and mom couldn't control him.

Well the kid didn't calm down at the sight of the cop and even when the cop wrestled him down kept fighting.

So the cop reached for his taser and....well didn't grab the taser. Killed the kid with his gun.

Sad sad story through and through.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

65 Needs retractable "claw" electrodes to penetrate the skin.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)

66 ... at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

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"He was just heading off to college for the fall term, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DLkhG)

67 Bill Melugin deserves a raise.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (2ap+5)

68 There's some story about a woman in Virginia who almost ran over ICE agents after she went through a Stop sign. "But she's an American" cries the left. Doesn't stop her from getting arrested.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (xCuiu)

69 and charges for harassing communication and simple assault

I wonder if there's such a thing as complicated assault. Like using a Rube Goldberg machine to kick someone in the gonads.

Posted by: far cry at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (wBRco)

70 Now the long-predicted demographic cliff has finally hit, and even public universities (such as Portland State) are closing entire programs (an implicit no-confidence vote on state finances). So if you thought admission standards had nowhere left to fall, you were wrong.
Posted by: SciVo

Universities now rely on federal student loan and grant money income to make it. Trump is starting to cut off that airway by refusing to make loans for majors that cannot produce an income to service the debt. Put in hard limits on grad school funding as well that is going to hit the perpetual student population hard if they don't go into coursework that produces a job.

The student visas now require foreigners to timely complete their degrees--no more lounging around campus for decades.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)

71 Wasn't he the one that they initially said was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher, causing his death?

Around that time there was a lefty protest at some monument they wanted to destroy and they were throwing bricks and glass bottles at the cops defending it.

I was told repeatedly by lefties that it didn't matter because "the cops had helmets"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

72 and charges for harassing communication and simple assault

I wonder if there's such a thing as complicated assault. Like using a Rube Goldberg machine to kick someone in the gonads.
Posted by: far cry

Actually, that's complicated battery.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:39 PM (VHUov)

73 The Louisville police have those "E-gloves" to deal with unruly convicts at the city jail.

Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)
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The side effect is you look like Billy Idol afterwards, with spiked hair.

https://tinyurl.com/ykw8bxkt

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (rDiMt)

74 Higher education is an edifice that is going to fall in the next decade or so. As even the Dems cannot keep the scam going while they try to save K12 which has a lot more clients.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (E4rtv)

75 ICE is releasing people who are dying in order to avoid reporting their death. They created a new reporting loophole to conceal the deaths of at least two individuals who were abruptly released from custody amidst medical emergencies.

And they're dropping them off in places that they know will finish them off, like at closed businesses in freezing temps with no clothes.

Republicans defend this behavior tooth and nail. They're bad people

This is vile, concentration camp behavior. There need to be ICC investigations into ICE and take all of ICE to The Hague to stand trial when this is done.

The last somewhat decent republican was McCain. The entire party has gone so much farther off the rails since then.

I was 12, and just started following politics. I will never forget when he corrected that woman who started talking badly about Obama during his town hall. It made him look like a proper leader. Hell even Mitt Romney looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to Trump

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (odVWi)

76 There's some story about a woman in Virginia who almost ran over ICE agents after she went through a Stop sign. "But she's an American" cries the left. Doesn't stop her from getting arrested./i]

The people that told us you didn't have a right to oppose COVID regulations now routinely argue you have a right to physically interfere with cops/ICE agents

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

77 Needs retractable "claw" electrodes to penetrate the skin.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)

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Polonium-Tipped FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (DLkhG)

78 Every traffic stop of a Lefty protecting illegals should look like the ending fight scene from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (GDtGs)

79 Complicated assault is like a game of Clue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (c7ZbX)

80 The side effect is you look like Billy Idol afterwards, with spiked hair.

https://tinyurl.com/ykw8bxkt
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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But with a rebel yell, he cried more, more, more......

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

81 I'd like to see someone choked with the electric claw glove. Maybe their eyes pop out of their sockets.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (2Cry5)

82 This is vile, concentration camp behavior.

Funny, 3 years ago 60% of Dem voters were in favor of putting pure bloods in concentration camps.

And a few months ago a TX Dem candidate ran on a platform of putting Jews in concentration camps and she got 40% of the vote

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

83 "But she's an American" cries the left.

-
So was Charlie Manson.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)

84 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

Almost certainly. Quite a few of Inspector's friends tried out his electric cattle prod, although generally on their legs. Can't remember if he said if any of them did it twice though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (lFFaq)

85 Complicated assault is like a game of Clue.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Candlestick or pipe wrench. Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (9tX4s)

86 And they're dropping them off in places that they know will finish them off, like at closed businesses in freezing temps with no clothes.

It's August. Where are they dropping them, Tierra del Fuego. (which is nearly always froze)

Posted by: Oglebay at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (2ap+5)

87 Wasn't he the one that they initially said was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher, causing his death?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Yep, but the DC Medical Examiner says zero evidence of any blunt force trauma. He wasn't hit, or at least, no evidence could be found on his body that he was hit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:42 PM (rDiMt)

88 76 There's some story about a woman in Virginia who almost ran over ICE agents after she went through a Stop sign. "But she's an American" cries the left. Doesn't stop her from getting arrested./i]

The people that told us you didn't have a right to oppose COVID regulations now routinely argue you have a right to physically interfere with cops/ICE agents
Posted by: 18-1
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Again, logic, reasoning, etc. does not apply to the left. Only oppressed and oppressor. ICE is an oppressor so anything they do is wrong, the oppressed is on the right side of history so they can do no wrong.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)

89 The people that told us you didn't have a right to oppose COVID regulations now routinely argue you have a right to physically interfere with cops/ICE agents
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)
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Situational ethics.

It's paradise when it's THEIR policy being enforced.

It's hell-on-earth when it's OUR policy being enforced.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)

90 I don't think they would be simply applying a voltage because that would just be traveling over the span of the glove. They must be applying a specific frequency and amplitude that causes involuntary muscle spasms in muscle groups far away from the glove. Also I don't understand EE because it is dark magic and indecipherable by mere mortals such as me.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (3uBP9)

91 Army Navy Store

I didn't realize they still had those anywhere...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 01:43 PM (vJrRc)

92 But with a rebel yell, he cried more, more, more......
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)
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great song.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (rDiMt)

93 Yeah. "Don't look now..."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (wxsGM)

94 My only comfort is that given that this career criminal is 55 years old, at least they won't run pictures of him from his high school graduation to garner sympathy and show us what great promise this 55-year-old career criminal had.

Oh wait, my bad, that's exactly what they're doing:

No matter how much you hate the MSM, you're not hating them enough.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

95 ICE Agent casts SHOCKING GRASP.

Karen fails her saving throw.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (GDtGs)

96 Once upon a time all you needed was a good old fashioned hickory shampoo and a chief who wasn't a purple haired chow hound bull dyke.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:44 PM (Ot/FD)

97
The left used to have figures who would "Pray" about the injustice of all this, but now have to be careful of offending Islamic sensibilities.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (Y8DZL)

98 Oh, and that Billy Idol song where the girl did the splits on the bed. I think that’s exactly where puberty started for me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (c7ZbX)

99 91.

It's Boise. We just paved the road to get to it.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (GDtGs)

100 Needs retractable "claw" electrodes to penetrate the skin.
Posted by: Polka

Can we give all the ICE agents Black Panther inspired uniforms just to make the Left freak out even more?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 01:45 PM (odVWi)

101 One thing's for sure. I never had a chance at being a career criminal. If they pulled up my high school photographs, it would send the opposite message, "Yeah, never had a chance. That shifty bastard was destined to a life of crime."

No sympathy, thanks to Strawbridge Studios (who do most of those scholastic photos). I think they compete to see how many kids they can photograph when they blink.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (dIske)

102 I was 12, and just started following politics. I will never forget when he corrected that woman who started talking badly about Obama during his town hall. It made him look like a proper leader. Hell even Mitt Romney looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to Trump

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)

103 If the glove must be applied to the skin, won't the criminal illegals and Karens just wear more clothes?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)

104 98.

Rock the Cradle of Love.

Dang. Remember that video.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (GDtGs)

105 "Don't Glove Me Bro" videos soon to come.

Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM (E4rtv)

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"What the hell are we, chopped crystal meth?"

Posted by: Black Feces Matter, Local 8647 at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (DLkhG)

106 103 If the glove must be applied to the skin, won't the criminal illegals and Karens just wear more clothes?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)

Still a win.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (Ot/FD)

107 North Carolina Pastor is a Pretti Good description.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 01:47 PM (JvZF+)

108 It's August. Where are they dropping them, Tierra del Fuego. (which is nearly always froze)
Posted by: Oglebay

From the backs of C130s at 50,000 feet into the ocean!!!!

Posted by: Retarded, hysterical Leftist with suicidal empathy who reads too much BlueSky at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (odVWi)

109 Stand back! Lefty heads are going to explode!

Kennedy Center Board Creates “Trump Plaza” and Plans to Add President’s Name Back on the Building

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (ndZc7)

110 Keep it up, ICE!
I think these deportees should be grateful for whatever time they got to spend here, all the money they sent home, and the skills and culture they witnessed and maybe learned They can use that to change the place they came into a place they want to live.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (6lI1w)

111 Hell even Mitt Romney looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to Trump

Fast forward to 2030:

"Hell even Donald Trump looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to President Vance/DeSantis/Rubio"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

112 Never forget

A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)

113 If the glove must be applied to the skin, won't the criminal illegals and Karens just wear more clothes?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (ftFVW)

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Armor-Piercing, Polonium-Tipped, Blitz-Mitts FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (DLkhG)

114 The stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it.
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He reportedly has a history of TSA's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

115 The Louisville police have those "E-gloves" to deal with unruly convicts at the city jail.

Here's what they do... video goes to X:

https://tinyurl.com/25ekfz6x
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2026 01:34 PM (2Cry5)

I wonder if they can be defeated with water.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

116 Shock gloves?

You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.

It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

Likely side effects include spontaneous electro-jaculation of impressive power.

Posted by: A Boy And His Dog at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (wVcYX)

117 Either way, I honestly can't wait for the body cam footage of Officer Quimby dropping to the ground because he scratched his ass with his buzz gloves on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (Ot/FD)

118 During COVIDmania people kept pointing contrary to the FNM complaint healthy kids weren't dying from COVID.

The FNM then got what they wanted...a health 11 year old died and trumpeted the story on every outlet...but they made a mistake. One of the outlets posted a recent picture of the kid and he was as wide as he was tall and at least 300lbs...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

119 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!)

No, you're a nobody. But you brother who was President is now a useful example of "a Republican who was reasonable, unlike Trump..."

Posted by: Lefty media talking heads at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (odVWi)

120 57 Obviously we would prefer to see leftists beaten to death, but sometimes the quick resolution that only a firearm can provide.
Posted by: Oglebay
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Ah, the Indiana Jones option. Just shoot them.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)

121
Needs retractable "claw" electrodes to penetrate the skin.
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 14, 2026 01:38 PM (DQcsn)

Nothing can stop THE CLAW!!!!!!

Arrrrrgggghhhhh!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 01:50 PM (y9nCu)

122 I urge you to Google Map and street-view 107 W. Main Street, Pikeville, NC - the location of the "church" where the "Pastor" allegedly shepherds his flock.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (bNf8H)

123 110 Keep it up, ICE!
I think these deportees should be grateful for whatever time they got to spend here, all the money they sent home, and the skills and culture they witnessed and maybe learned They can use that to change the place they came into a place they want to live.
Posted by: LASue

That's hard and shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (9tX4s)

124 Electro gloves to the nethers.

Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)

125 No, you're a nobody. But you brother who was President is now a useful example of "a Republican who was reasonable, unlike Trump..."

When Dick Cheney came out and endorsed the Dem candidates the left celebrated and pointed out now on one could vote for Trump.

Now this is the same Dick Cheney the left told me was the greatest war criminal since WWII and deserved to be hung for his crimes against humanity.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

126 Hell even Mitt Romney looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to Trump

Fast forward to 2030:

"Hell even Donald Trump looked like a saint and a 10/10 candidate compared to President Vance/DeSantis/Rubio"
Posted by: 18-1 at Augus

Bush hitler McCain the war monster Romney the dog and grandma and schoolmate torturer. Every republican in the rear view mirror is a saint compared to whatever republican is standing in front of the dems.

Posted by: LASue at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (6lI1w)

127 Is it too much to ask that they built in some way to make the gloves cause the perp to piss themselves? Would that be wrong?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:33 PM

A thread-starter over at DU when this was announced said their fervent hope was the agents would be wearing these when taking a break to micturate.

Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

128 Random asshole: "You know, I really miss the days when you Republicans at least had rational adults we could deal with."

Me: "Yeah? What's that like? I wouldn't know. You've all been a bunch of scumbags and shitbirds since my grandparents were kids."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (Ot/FD)

129 A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)

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I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (DLkhG)

130 117 Either way, I honestly can't wait for the body cam footage of Officer Quimby dropping to the ground because he scratched his ass with his buzz gloves on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You mean like Mr. Officer showing them how awesome his Glock is, shooting himself when he tried to reholster? And then shooting himself again?

Just after he told them that he was a professional.

Ah, the videos that launch a thousand memes will flow.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (E4rtv)

131 I urge you to Google Map and street-view 107 W. Main Street, Pikeville, NC - the location of the "church" where the "Pastor" allegedly shepherds his flock.

I see a gym, a spa, and a financial planner.

/Cue Big Ben

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

132 Electro gloves to the nethers.
Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)

It's an occupational hazard.

Posted by: Dynamo, The Running Man at August 14, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

133 38

I wonder if it has gotten better or worse since Vice's film? If not for the left's limitless lawfare, perhaps we could send all the deportees there.

Enter the US illegally, win a free trip to Liberia.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (Mx+TJ)

134
The stroke happened two weeks later? Well, obviously ICE caused it. No 55-year-old men living stressful lives of constant criminality ever suffer stroke, except due to the White Supremacy Sorcery of ICE.

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Maybe it took two weeks for the idea of faking a stroke to occur to him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)

135 You can’t hate the media enough

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (sXOHS)

136 I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.
Posted by: ShainS
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If you had watched Animal House more closely, you are supposed to do that in a toga sans underpants. That really attracts the opposite sex.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)

137 You know some crazy teenager is gonna deliberately shock his nuts with the gloves. Spanking the monkey with a little extra bang.

It'll be the Shock Nuts Challenge!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Beavis and Butthead got pretty close to doing that:

https://tinyurl.com/4xmujstf

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (odVWi)

138 Shock gloves with prongs to get through their hoodie/burkha/dirty nightshirt that also have a bank dye marker and shoot rainbow glitter.

That way it fucks them up, marks them, and lets everyone know they're a fag at the same time.

Science.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (GDtGs)

139 Mississippi tested some "shock" vests on inmates one time. Of course, the poor dumb inmates cried abuse even though they got a bag of chips and a honeybun for volunteering to have their dusky asses shocked. I think there is a video of an inmate named Larry getting his ass shocked while wearing the vest and proclaiming he done did volunteered to do this.

Posted by: Too Funny at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (/2Ls3)

140 132 Electro gloves to the nethers.
Posted by: Shazam at August 14, 2026 01:51 PM (ehY6c)

It's an occupational hazard.
Posted by: Dynamo
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Any rod to ground in a storm and all that.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)

141 Cowgirls preseason lost tomorrow is iron clad proof they're stuperbowl bound. Over to you Jere.

Posted by: little people at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (ehY6c)

142 From the backs of C130s at 50,000 feet into the ocean!!!!
Posted by: Retarded, hysterical Leftist with suicidal empathy who reads too much BlueSky at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM

The maximum cruising altitude of the C-130J Super Hercules is approximately 28,000 feet.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 14, 2026 01:55 PM (0sNs1)

143 138 Shock gloves with prongs to get through their hoodie/burkha/dirty nightshirt that also have a bank dye marker and shoot rainbow glitter.

That way it fucks them up, marks them, and lets everyone know they're a fag at the same time.

Science.
Posted by: sifty boones
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Cruel AND Unusual. I like it.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

144 A thread-starter over at DU when this was announced said their fervent hope was the agents would be wearing these when taking a break to micturate.

Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

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"And even some with nine-inch clitorises!"

/Royce White, prospective WNBA -- and first blonde -- MVP in 2027

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (DLkhG)

145 The DC Circuit Court of Appeals ordered Donald Trump to stop construction last week on the demolished-and-partly rebuilt East Wing, where Trump wants a ballroom to replace the outdoor tents used for larger-scale official dinners and events.
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Democrats: Fuck you we will stop every single thing you try to do, ruin the lives of your friends, cabinet members and families, and then jail or kill you or both!

Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (d2MOG)

146 Maybe it took two weeks for the idea of faking a stroke to occur to him"

The first two weeks he complained about pain in his right side...

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 01:57 PM (XuXeR)

147 Bring back water cannons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 01:57 PM (W2Pud)

148 A thread-starter over at DU when this was announced said their fervent hope was the agents would be wearing these when taking a break to micturate.

Personally, I thought this was incredibly sexist. There are female ICE agents, you know.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Dunces United still around?

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

149 Water cannons go well with shock gloves. Makes it easier for the dogs.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 01:59 PM (GDtGs)

150
Somewhere in this great land is a group of lawyers preparing to present to the court that electroglove is cruel and unusual and justifies lifelong compensation for the victims.

Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 01:59 PM (Y8DZL)

151 Ace posted a video in the sidebar of a guy belting out something from an opera, while standing on a moving subway car. He should instead be at the 42nd St. (Times Square) shuttle station, because that station has really good acoustics.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (OGBA8)

152 They should make the gloves play Shock the Monkey when they are used.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (c7ZbX)

153 Comedian Margaret Cho: Trans Jokes Kill Trans People

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Why did the troon cross the road? To transition to the other side!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)

154 A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce while she was still sitting in it at a Miami valet,

https://tinyurl.com/54hj23w5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 01:48 PM (VQ0bX)

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I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.
Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 01:52 PM (DLkhG)
________

Bro got tased TWICE. I suspect they knew this guy from prior encounters, and knew how it was gonna end. Bro is probably an insane homeless dude.

That's a Rolls Spectre. Ugly color and it's an EV, but I've driven one and it's luxury and opulence off the charts. YUGE too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

155 Dunces United still around?
Posted by: whig

With enhanced dunce level!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ftFVW)

156 135 You can’t hate the media enough
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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I find it exhausting to hate, nowadays, I coldly and dismissively loathe. Easier on the digestive tract.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

157 Dunces United still around?
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:58 PM

It's getting harder to justify peeking in, from an amusement POV, unfortunately.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (0sNs1)

158 If you had watched Animal House more closely, you are supposed to do that in a toga sans underpants. That really attracts the opposite sex.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 01:54 PM (E4rtv)

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Funny.

I seriously had forgotten that I stole that particular schtick from the movie!

/Haven't seen that in decades. The Wifey has NO INTEREST in watching it, unfortunately. I occasionally call her a philistine ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (DLkhG)

159 Hanged. The word you are looking for is hanged. They might have been hung, but that's another matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (AlNse)

160 4 55 year old man and the picture they show is him with a high school mortarboard and diploma? Get the f**k out of here. JFC, I hate this timeline. If recall existed, I would have fake memories implanted because living in this dipsh*t sh*thole f**king timeline is sapping my desire to continue into old age. FFS.
Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2026 01:23 PM (6+ehB)

Look at it this way: at the rate the Left is mentally degenerating, come the Revolution, Zeus Hands (a much better term for shock gloves that I just made up) would be sufficient. They'd be standing there drooling, trying and failing to clear a jam, and you could just walk up and slap them around. "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! I'm the King of the Gods, bitch!"

Posted by: SciVo at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (L3Npt)

161 Hey! That's the Nigerian Prince what promised me money if I helped him out!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (jrgJz)

162 One way or another, the pastor is going home.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)

163 With enhanced dunce level!
Posted by: She Hobbit a
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I think prominent dunces gets rewarded by their peers with some sort of cap and a three legged stool.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

164 Bro got tased TWICE. I suspect they knew this guy from prior encounters, and knew how it was gonna end. Bro is probably an insane homeless dude.

One of the many, many things that would shock the America of say 1966 is that we leave people like this on the street.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)

165 All of them.

Such an overpromise-and-underdeliver operation.

Posted by: eddie at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (q6rRN)

166 Democrats: Fuck you we will stop every single thing you try to do, ruin the lives of your friends, cabinet members and families, and then jail or kill you or both!

Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 01:56 PM (d2MOG)
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Shouldn't that read "Republicans: We are writing you a strongly worded letter!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (OGBA8)

167
"Per DHS, this “North Carolina pastor” is an illegal alien from Liberia who has had a deportation order since 1991 and has prior convictions for drug possession, fraud, mail theft, false citizenship, multiple traffic offenses, and charges for harassing communication and simple assault."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2026 01:30 PM

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All those arrests, and his deportation notice never came up for discussion? He's spent two thirds of his life here while he had a deportation order.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (biznJ)

168 It's a pretty brilliant psy op, really.

-Tell the dipshits you're going to be wearing gloves that will shock them so bad they collapse.
-Wear regular gloves
-Dipshits drop to the ground floppin' and twitchin' the second you touch them
-Cuff 'em
-Get sued. Show the jury you were wearing regular ass gloves the whole time.
-Win at Life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (Ot/FD)

169 You can’t hate the media enough"

"All that hate is gonna burn you up"

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (XuXeR)

170 162 One way or another, the pastor is going home.
Posted by: toby928(c)

From the criminal background of the 'preacher', his new home is likely to make Africa feel cold.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)

171 "run pictures of him from his high school graduation"

How cruel can the MFM be?! What, they couldn't procure baby pictures? Never seen anything so racist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2026 02:02 PM (oji8u)

172 168 It's a pretty brilliant psy op, really.

-Tell the dipshits you're going to be wearing gloves that will shock them so bad they collapse.
-Wear regular gloves
-Dipshits drop to the ground floppin' and twitchin' the second you touch them
-Cuff 'em
-Get sued. Show the jury you were wearing regular ass gloves the whole time.
-Win at Life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Is it wrong to set it mentally to music to Shout! by the Isley Brothers? If it is, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

173 I used to fling myself on the dance floor and move like that at parties in my youth. Always earned at least a few laughs ... but, oddly enough, never any dates.
Posted by: ShainS

Speaking of dancing . . .

https://tinyurl.com/5y64ps4r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (ndZc7)

174 All those arrests, and his deportation notice never came up for discussion? He's spent two thirds of his life here while he had a deportation order.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Oppressor and Oppressed. That is all you know, that is all you need to know.

Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (E4rtv)

175 A man tried forcing his way into a stranger’s Rolls-Royce"

Mennonite? Amish? Methodist?

Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (XuXeR)

176 Republicans: Impeachment is off the table.
Posted by: ...
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Shouldn't that read "Republicans: We are writing you a strongly worded letter!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Perhaps "We only control three thirds of the branches of government. We don't have the power to change anything. But, if you donate to our campaign fund, together we can push through President Trump's bold agenda!"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (odVWi)

177 172.

Little bit LOUDER now

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (GDtGs)

178 152 They should make the gloves play Shock the Monkey when they are used.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Coffee out nose.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 14, 2026 02:04 PM (W2Pud)

179 Shouldn't that read "Republicans: We are writing you a strongly worded letter!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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If it is the Senate GOP, they will have some in the caucus offering to help with the rope for Trump and Co.

Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)

180 No sympathy, thanks to Strawbridge Studios (who do most of those scholastic photos). I think they compete to see how many kids they can photograph when they blink.
Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 01:46 PM (dIske)

My hair had a weird way of freaking out on picture day. At least I'd like to think I wasn't walking around with hair that bad all the time. It all fell out in the long run though.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (EjUHc)

181 Bro got tased TWICE. I suspect they knew this guy from prior encounters, and knew how it was gonna end. Bro is probably an insane homeless dude.

One of the many, many things that would shock the America of say 1966 is that we leave people like this on the street.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2026 02:01 PM (sKqQm)
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True, although it was around that time that lefty commies started challenging involuntary commitment laws. Given the courts at that time -- and especially the loathsome Earl Warren Supreme Court [spits] -- they had a lot of success. It's now so hard to involuntarily commit someone that nobody even bothers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

182
Likely side effects include spontaneous electro-jaculation of impressive power.
Posted by: A Boy And His Dog at August 14, 2026 01:49 PM (wVcYX)

I can see it now. Paramedics respond to a teenage couple parked at the local Lover's Lane, with him sobbing uncontrollably behind steamed windows with his pants around his knees and she's laying there with a hole blown through the back of her skull and a really surprised look on her face.

"Damn, partner. That's something you don't see every day."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

183 Wasn't he the one that they initially said was struck in the head with a fire extinguisher, causing his death?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2026 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca

There's video of it. It shows the fire extinguisher *almost* hit him on his helmet.

There's no way to prove this and confirming information is out of reach, but since he was in one of the categories eligible for early access to the Covid shot, some have speculated that he had a shot-induced stroke.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 14, 2026 02:05 PM (OlzlW)

184 Comedian Margaret Cho: Trans Jokes Kill Trans People

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Why did the troon cross the road? To transition to the other side!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 14, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)

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What do you call a busload of troon lawyers driving off a cliff?

/A good waste of tranny fluid.

Posted by: ShainS at August 14, 2026 02:06 PM (DLkhG)

185 "To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin"

Ever seen the anti-ICE and Black-Bloc ANTIFA? They're masked with full-coverage clothing head-to-toe. How do you get to their skin without extended and close, risky contact?

Simple ways are best ways: Warn, then shoot. Screw this ~~Brown~~ ANTIFA Shirt thuggery.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 14, 2026 02:07 PM (oji8u)

186 Funny.

I seriously had forgotten that I stole that particular schtick from the movie!

/Haven't seen that in decades. The Wifey has NO INTEREST in watching it, unfortunately. I occasionally call her a philistine ...
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I am sure she is muttering under her breath what Babs said in the movie--those boys are P.I.G.--- pigs.

Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

187 What do you call a busload of troon lawyers driving off a cliff?

/A good waste of tranny fluid.
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Heh.

Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)

188 184.

Thanks, Margerine Cho, but you don't need to sell it to me, I'm already a fan of tranny jokes.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 14, 2026 02:08 PM (GDtGs)

189 185 "To deliver the painful electric shock, they must be applied directly to someone's skin"

Ever seen the anti-ICE and Black-Bloc ANTIFA? They're masked with full-coverage clothing head-to-toe. How do you get to their skin without extended and close, risky contact?

Simple ways are best ways: Warn, then shoot. Screw this Brown ANTIFA Shirt thuggery.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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Water cannons are highly underrated. Add semi permanent dye for coloring and future apprehension. They wanna be a rainbow, let that be so.

Posted by: The Left. at August 14, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

190 Comedian Margaret Cho: Trans Jokes Kill Trans People
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Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (d2MOG)

191 Comedian Margaret Cho: Trans Jokes Kill Trans People

Seems to me it's the Tranny's doing the killing....

Posted by: Custer at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (FtULh)

192 True, although it was around that time that lefty commies started challenging involuntary commitment laws.
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That's what Prisons are, if you stop and think about it. They are de facto closing them down now. Gotta make room for the incorrigible, those against the Regime. That's why D'ash'Door has 29 prior felonies and is out and about bashing heads in, stealing cars, and the rest of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 02:10 PM (AlNse)

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