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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR) 2
I nooded
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR) 3
Honestly, there is no good reason why a mule or donkey couldn't compete in the Kentucky Derby.
Fair is Fair. Zebras, too. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b) 5
The ultimate in racism is this concept on the left that black people are incapable of behaving so we can’t hold them to normal social standards. Its crazy.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (ZdaMQ) 6
So the Madison PD cop is the capital of Schleswig-Holstein? He’s a canal in northern Germany?
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (ue8gJ) 7
Jesus wept, the very subatomic particles that comprise your gross ass fatbody can't even get their shit together enough to form proper atoms and molecules.
No wonder you stuck so bad at being. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (Ot/FD) Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:46 PM (odBC9) 9
That last video is fuckin funny
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H) 10
Fair is Fair.
Zebras, too. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:43 PM (6ydKt) Like you wouldn't lay a buck or two on a salvadorean midget riding a cheetah.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD) 11
"The record could not be more clear that Mr. Lemon has been a persistent target of President Trump's ire before the events in Minnesota," Lemon's attorneys wrote, according to Variety.
****** Change that from Mr. Lemon to Miss Lemon and suddenly it seems a lot funnier. Posted by: EFG at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (dMamf) 12
Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4) 13
The wokescolding is collapsing in real time, even the AWFLS are getting embarrassed by it. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL) 14
What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL) Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt) 16
What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL) It's like the birds and the bees but there's more of them and they all hate themselves and have acne. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD) 17
I will admit I had to look up what a polycule was..........
What a f'd up world Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (j/yko) 18
So Nashville schools are graduating seniors that can’t red and write? Teachers cannot report behavioral issues?
Edutopia will make a video on how great this is, and how wonderful Social Emotional Learning is as a consequence. And prospective teachers will have to watch and learn from it. Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2026 06:50 PM (ue8gJ) 19
"My entire Polycule voted for Fran Hong."
Oh, thank the Good Lord you didn't do a group pic. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt) Oh shit i thought that was a group pic. That panorama dealy can be deceiving. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:50 PM (Ot/FD) 20
Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (j/yko
I was just going to ask what it was, but I probably don't want to know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (JrHfD) 21
I was first, then it went away, but when it came back I was still first. Weird.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (zMzlR) 22
1 1 Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR) 2 I nooded Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 14, 2026 06:42 PM (zMzlR) You done it all. Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:51 PM (odBC9) 23
What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL) ===== When a fattie loves an uggo loves a weirdo loves a tranny.... Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 06:52 PM (JvZF+) 24
Jason Arday dead? Truly sad news.
Posted by: Billythesquid at August 14, 2026 06:52 PM (gN+5I) Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at August 14, 2026 06:53 PM (Ot/FD) 26
So Nashville schools are graduating seniors that can’t red and write?
............... Nothing a learing center can't fix Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2026 06:53 PM (j/yko) 27
Was Woke 1 called The Great Woke before there was Woke 2?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/) 28
9 That last video is fuckin funny
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H) I've watched it six times and keep cracking up like a hyena. Posted by: m at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (odBC9) 29
The vid of the generational guy walking into walls is spot on. The last one I lol'ed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (xCuiu) 30
That doll also says, "Math is hard!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (JvZF+) 31
I'd be more than happy to join the 'defund the police' thugs if they allowed the rest of us to take care of things ourselves. Including them.
You want anarchy? Let's dance. Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 14, 2026 06:55 PM (pE12i) Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4) 33
27 Was Woke 1 called The Great Woke before there was Woke 2?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/) The Woke to End All Wokes. Which, of course, didn't. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:56 PM (Ot/FD) Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H) 35
>> What's a polycule?
A closed plane figure comprised of straight line segments. They can be regular or irregular. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (w6EFb) 36
16 What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL) Polycule In polyamory, a polycule is a group of individuals involved in romantic relationships that connect all the members in the group. It is neither necessary nor common for every individual of the polycule to be in a relationship with every other individual. The most simple and arguably most common polycule structure is a V-shaped structure: a three-person polycule where one person is dating the two others, but the two others are not dating one another. Like on Jerry Springer. You know, it is possible she's the ugly one in the group and the rest are 9's and 10's. Snowflake's in early. Ralphy fed. I'm going to work on the computer fir several hours. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (Sco7b) 37
Then have all cops leave these shithole cities and migrate over to red states and cities and let the morons fend for themselves. I don't know why any cop would work in these cities, see MPLS as Exhibit A (Chavin and company).
Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (Pq68N) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (XJ22o) 39
I think (obviously) it's a wedge issue, or strategy. Focus on the blacks, and it will go mainstream or into the wider population later. The issue is never the issue, the issue is the Revolution. We've seen this same sort of approach on several other societal dysfunction or destabilization, why would this be any different.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:58 PM (AlNse) 40
What's a polycule?
------ 80 bucks..... Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 06:57 PM (vE0+H) Iianm, it is like a group open marriage. Might be a single fat woman and three or more simps. Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: runner at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (g47mK) 42
Hopefully we will not have another version of Floyd-a -palooza this summer at there''s been a lot of defunding of NGOs, because it was beyond eye rolling worthy for doctors to say it was ok to riot, but you still had to keep a distance of six feet between people at the supermarket.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD) 43
We've seen this same sort of approach on several other societal dysfunction or destabilization, why would this be any different.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 06:58 PM (AlNse) "Woke 1" came straight out of BLM and the newly resurgent CRT nonsense. It was all black, all the time. Then white people stole it like they steal everything and started adding "-izzle" to everything. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (Ot/FD) 44
Polycules always look exactly like how you'd expect.
Posted by: It ain't pretty at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (TbWk/) 45
the selfie at the end was the chef's kiss.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt) 46
West Hardford, CT School board member LaToya Yagaloff says black teachers should get paid more because it's hard to be black
You will be shocked to learn that Mx Yagaloff is black. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:01 PM (ExV1e) 47
Madison Alder Noah Lieberman
Y'know, if the PC bastids hadn't removed "man" from the title "alderman" I wouldn't have had to spend precious brain cells trying to determine where in that collection of words the guy's name began. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc) 48
As an eyebrow tweezer since I was 15yrs, blessed with eyebrows for a blonde, I have been traumatized twice today by now Farah's eyebrows and Luigi's. I still have eyebrows I brush when I get out of bed. Blessed. hic (on second glass of wine and final one for my Friday).
Glad the Nashville teacher spoke. Good for her and the Houston supervisor. For once!!! MS got it right years ago and kept kids back who could not read or do math. I am sure they went through pure hell. I failed 9th grade algebra. The only class I failed. My parents would never threaten or make a scene. I failed because I hated x and my teacher, a woman who drank and smoked, only liked the gifted students. My mother called her mid-term with me present. She asked this old bag if a tutor would help. Teacher cackled like a wicked witch and said probably nothing would help me. My Southern mother politely thanked her. Hung up and told me it's ok, don't worry about it, you can take it again. I did and made a B under a different teacher. I was an A&B student in HS and college. I made a B in college algebra (I still hate x). An A in college trig. I wonder of La Toya's cat ears light up is all I got from her black speech. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (hzuYO) 49
Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4) Moslems are a dirty, nasty and sexually disordered people. Personal hygiene and body aesthetics are things that they eschew. Posted by: Prove me wrong at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (cFP1B) 50
Get it in your head, they don't want to "defund the police" the way you might think what that means. Not even close. It doesn't mean the police go away.
They do want to hijack law enforcement so they can arrest people like you. Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (AlNse) 51
>What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly ---- imagine a pile of disgusting fatbodies, all trying to penetrate each other's various orifices Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ZxPkt) 52
Woke One was craaaazy, man.
They say "woke 1" like there was any cessation of or break from woke in the last 20 years. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc) 53
Guessing the polycule is a fallback from the reality that ya don't have game. Posted by: Auspex at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (Y8DZL) 54
It's a bunch of gross people humping each other who are too damn gross and lazy to care about who else is humping. But they can't just be that, no, they need a fucking pat on the back and a cookie for it because millennials invented everything. All those other degenerates humping everything in sight for the last twenty thousand years weren't clever enough to give it a name. So now we're special.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (Ot/FD) 55
What's a polycule? It can't be good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 14, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL) It's like the birds and the bees but there's more of them and they all hate themselves and have acne. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD) What's worse is that she's probably the only 'female' so there are multiple guys who thought "sharing her is the best I can hope for" and didn't immediately change something... anything... about their lives. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e) 56
Is a polycule binary?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (ceJ0R) 57
I actually don't think that another season of rioting helps turn out the D ( demented ) base in November. It just makes them look even further nutcases, and I don't really think that even most blacks want police defunded.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (JrHfD) 58
42 Hopefully we will not have another version of Floyd-a -palooza this summer at there''s been a lot of defunding of NGOs, because it was beyond eye rolling worthy for doctors to say it was ok to riot, but you still had to keep a distance of six feet between people at the supermarket.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD) I will gladly keep six feet from a polcule, maybe even twelve. Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:05 PM (LHPAg) 59
Say you get two thoroughbreds, real specimens, a few top shape donkeys who can run if you convince them enough, and two zebras.
I'd watch that and I don't watch horse races. Two jockeys willing to risk their lives riding the zebras would be the best part. Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (6ydKt) 60
Welp, it looks like X finally decided to quash Xcancel. That sucks.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (vTZFs) 61
I am not looking up polycule. Not going to happen.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2026 07:06 PM (2Xqig) 63
and didn't immediately change something... anything... about their lives.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e) At that point the only cure is Russian roulette with a Glock Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:07 PM (Ot/FD) 64
A polycule is a transitioned molecule. Very granular deviance.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar8) 65
49 Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4) Moslems are a dirty, nasty and sexually disordered people. Personal hygiene and body aesthetics are things that they eschew. Posted by: Prove me wrong at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (cFP1B) *********** Oddly they shave (even the men) their privates. The hijackers did this on 9/11 and I hope the goats in hell were fabulous. I don't know how I know this and am not looking it up or polycube/poly something. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (hzuYO) 66
64 A polycule is a transitioned molecule. Very granular deviance.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar ALL THEIR ORBITALS ARE DEGENERATE Posted by: DR BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 14, 2026 07:09 PM (Ot/FD) 67
Get an X account. Hide the app away from your desktop.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar8) 68
Teacher: "We are graduating seniors who cannot read or write."
________________________________ Observer: "We are hiring teachers who cannot teach or behave rationally." Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (dIske) 69
Welp, it looks like X finally decided to quash Xcancel. That sucks.
Posted by: Oddbob Still works for me. Checked a link I'd sent someone this morning. Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (i+Wsn) Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s) 71
Seriously, I had to look up the etymology of polycule, because it didn't makes sense to me. "Poly-" means many, and "-cule" means small. The internet says its a combination of "polyamory" + "molecule". That is just stupid. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (w6EFb) 72
50 Get it in your head, they don't want to "defund the police" the way you might think what that means. Not even close. It doesn't mean the police go away.
They do want to hijack law enforcement so they can arrest people like you. Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:03 PM (AlNse) There is iron in the words of Common Tater for all men to see. -Ten Bears Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (LHPAg) 73
Chelsea Handler really is fucking stupid.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 14, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s) Sounds right, she'll fuck anything. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (Ot/FD) 74
And before I bow out for the evening, here's my feel good story of the day, a simple one about a guy cutting high grass without being asked to so that kids and adults can a safer environment while waiting for the bus.
https://tinyurl.com/z59jtv4r From "Sunny Skyz" site Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (JrHfD) 75
It’s always eye opening to see the girl in the polycule and think not only did she get 1 guy interested in her, she got multiple and…wow.
Okay. Meaness off. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZdaMQ) 76
The chair is black and Demuth is 1/2 black and hopefully goodbye Somalis: ---------- Elliott Engen @elliottengenMN · 1h Pretty sure she just did a racism… @AlphaNews · 2h The chair of the Minneapolis Democratic Party says she "refuses" to let Republican Lisa Demuth "be the first Black female governor this country has ever had." ---------------- Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok HUGE WIN Federal Judge Allison Burroughs, who BLOCKED Trump from removing TPS for Somalis, was just forced to REVERSE her stay after a Supreme Court ruling. Trump can now remove TPS from thousands of Somalis! Say goodbye to the Quality Learing Centers! GET THEM ALL OUT. Posted by: beckster at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (Pq68N) 77
Still works for me. Checked a link I'd sent someone this morning.
Interesting. I get "Tweet not found." No wait, some work, some don't. No idea what's going on. Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (vTZFs) 78
I had some bad news this week that reddit now wants you to register. Over my dead body will I do this!
I am bummed as a lurker. I can no longer get my laughs from the site that mocked Markle. Or read of the terror of parents of trans. I am sure the time spent doing this, now ripped from me, won't lead to a more productive life. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO) 79
Oh. Off Hillz sock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (zZu0s) 80
That doll is so close to AOC walking back Woke 1, the next time someone interviews her they ought to bring a customized talking Barbie. Interviewer: "What would you say about Wokeness?" AOC: "Hee-hee, yyyyeeeahhh, Woke 1 was cray-zee." Doll: "I'm just a girl!" Interviewer: "You mean like that?" Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (XJ22o) 81
Civil rights attorney Ben Crump, who's been crawling from racial scene to racial scene and represents Ruiz's family, has already called for Baitinger-Peterson to be charged. --------- Crump is there for money. The chances of a large civil judgement go up considerably if the cop is convicted. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:14 PM (GkBlw) 82
78 I had some bad news this week that reddit now wants you to register. Over my dead body will I do this!
I am bummed as a lurker. I can no longer get my laughs from the site that mocked Markle. Or read of the terror of parents of trans. I am sure the time spent doing this, now ripped from me, won't lead to a more productive life. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO) Don’t want to let your reddit flag fly??? Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar8) 83
My cuticle voted for somebody else.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (n5tGW) 84
Interesting. I get "Tweet not found." No wait, some work, some don't. No idea what's going on.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:13 PM (vTZFs) Check for spaces in the url Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H) 85
It’s always eye opening to see the girl in the polycule and think not only did she get 1 guy interested in her, she got multiple and…wow.
Okay. Meaness off. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2026 07:12 PM (ZdaMQ) Some guys just get broken by women (or what they perceive as women.) They wash up in places like that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s) 86
67 Get an X account. Hide the app away from your desktop.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar How does one do that? Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg) 87
I'm baffled by the idea that a prosecution can be thrown out because it was filed as a result of "political animus."
If it was a bogus prosecution, then that could be the reason, and evidence of it admissible in the follow-on suit. But I have a LOT of "political animus" toward all sorts of law-breakers. I hate people who groom or prey on kids. I hate terrorists. I hate people who pull the "Don't you know who I am?" gambit (and think they should absolutely be prosecuted). If you're innocent, fine. But if you're guilty, and the evidence against you isn't poisoned by a direct violation of your civil rights, then I want YOUR A** IN PRISON. I care that someone might come after you with a bogus prosecution, and I want that person drummed out (and maybe going to prison their own selves). But YOUR guilt is independent of that. Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (kU0PQ) 88
OK, xcancel links that fail in Brave work in Safari. It's a a conspiracy!
Posted by: Oddbob at August 14, 2026 07:17 PM (vTZFs) 89
The chair of the Minneapolis Democratic Party says she "refuses" to let Republican Lisa Demuth "be the first Black female governor this country has ever had."
----- I can see why, she'd make all you Club 85 bitches look really, really bad. Democrats have done so much to fuck this country up it's very difficult to fathom. Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2026 07:17 PM (AlNse) 90
I wish someone had told our president that you can just throw out a bullshit case based on political animus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:18 PM (Ot/FD) 91
86 67 Get an X account. Hide the app away from your desktop.
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar How does one do that? Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg) Ah. I use apple stuff. I can hide any app in their “ hidden apps” file. Does not show up on desktop but I can access it whenever I want, entering my desktop password. Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:18 PM (Gqar8) 92
I think a polycule consists of people who group together because they are not welcome in any other friendships or groups. Because normal people don't want to deal with their constant insanity and stupidity.
Posted by: Gref at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (5rh/l) 93
Madison Cop Shooting. Execution or mistake?
Execution. Sorry but if you get a dude on the ground your gun ain't supposed to be out period I am fine if they shot him as he was reaching for a weapon maybe. That is self defense. But to shoot an unarmed man is a crime. 3 shots? That's murder. That was one of the cruelest executions I've ever witnessed, and all because you hired a FAT ASS who couldn't pass a 10 yr olds boot camp. He was almost at cardiac arrest, so he decided a quick shot to the man's head who was being held down by two or three Cops. Bring that shit to my neighborhood , and you should bring as many body bags as men you send. What if people started standing up against this kind of government action? The American people are so weak and this is only happening because of how weak they are. he had a knife. they disarmed him before he was shot. its a homicide. Three to the head for a fucking knife? I can think of 10 other actions off the top of my head before firing 3 shots to the skull of a man on the ground and I’ve got people helping me and help on the way. ACAB Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (odVWi) Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (i+Wsn) 95
12 Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax. Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM ------ She has big dark circles around her eyes. Is that makeup? It looks like a pair of black eyes, like she defied her husband twice. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (GkBlw) 96
Food for thought:
Woke 1 and Woke 2 leverages the same psychological mechanism as "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" Enjoy Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H) 97
Civil rights attorney Ben Crump, who's been crawling from racial scene to racial scene and represents Ruiz's family, has already called for Baitinger-Peterson to be charged.
----- It would be terrible if someone were to post where Ben Crump resides. Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+) 98
It's just garden variety promiscuity with the people involved too damn stupid and lazy to adhere to the normal social graces that attend to being a slut.
It doesn't need its own word. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (Ot/FD) 99
Don’t want to let your reddit flag fly???
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar ********* No, darlin' because I ain't stoopit. This reminds me that my husband calls our youngest grandbaby, "darlin.'" And she is. She tried her best to cluck like a hen this week at 11mo. He's never called me darlin!!! But it's ok as he's one sexy grandfather and I ain't lying. He calls me weird stuff, which I deserve and answer to as it's funny from our history. When he showed attention to a 9mo old baby girl before we were engaged I was hooked. Until then I had not thought of him as husband material. Pay attention to this, boys! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO) 100
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12 Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax. Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM ------ She has big dark circles around her eyes. Is that makeup? It looks like a pair of black eyes, like she defied her husband twice. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:19 PM (GkBlw) Side effects of a clitorectomy? Okay, that was a bit mean. Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:22 PM (Gqar8) 101
Their brains seem minuscule.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (n5tGW) 102
Yeah, yeah. Her entire polycule voted. But in a DEM PRIMARY.
So, I do have to speculate. Human polycule? Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (Sco7b) 103
Farah is in desperate need of a good eyebrow wax.
Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2026 06:47 PM (lJ0H4) It and it's merry band of islamist filth are in desperate need of a one way trip over the Atlantic on Pinochet airlines. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (wBh67) 104
99 Don’t want to let your reddit flag fly???
Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:15 PM (Gqar ********* No, darlin' because I ain't stoopit. This reminds me that my husband calls our youngest grandbaby, "darlin.'" And she is. She tried her best to cluck like a hen this week at 11mo. He's never called me darlin!!! But it's ok as he's one sexy grandfather and I ain't lying. He calls me weird stuff, which I deserve and answer to as it's funny from our history. When he showed attention to a 9mo old baby girl before we were engaged I was hooked. Until then I had not thought of him as husband material. Pay attention to this, boys! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO) My uncle used to call my aunt “Peaches” and pretend to grab her boobies. I like my uncle. Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:23 PM (Gqar8) 105
Cheetahs with monkey jockeys in the Kentucky Derby !
Posted by: a.moron at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (X5Jzz) 106
So, I do have to speculate.
Human polycule? Posted by: Stateless It better be, otherwise they're speciesist!!! Posted by: Leftists at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (odVWi) 107
"What if we all just rutted like farm animals and didn't bother with the whole caring about anything thing?"
"Duuuuude, you're a genius!" I mean these are the same people who tried to make Raw Water "a thing". They can't even handle the basic bitch human shit that pre-dates religions, or knowing how to write shit down. Don't be a slut. Don't drink poop water. How you gonna even approach life's actual mysteries if you can't even figure that stuff out? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:25 PM (Ot/FD) 108
Don Lemon never disappoints. He likely perceives bigotry as the reason he can't get his "black guy victimization" train up and running. If only everyone didn't hate gays, he could achieve the same disingenuous charlatan moves straight black guys enjoy every day of the week.
Instead, he's not going to get to play the "get out of jail free" card. BIGOTS!!!! Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske) Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:27 PM (cGjQu) 110
106 So, I do have to speculate.
Human polycule? Posted by: Stateless It better be, otherwise they're speciesist!!! Posted by: Leftists at August 14, 2026 07:24 PM (odVWi) 2.5 kids, a dog, and a minivan. Posted by: Watch that tailpipe, it gets hot at August 14, 2026 07:28 PM (Ot/FD) 111
Gee, Wally maybe the guy shouldn't commit crimes and resist police with a knife.
Shut up Beaver, that's racist. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2026 07:28 PM (n5tGW) 112
"What if we all just rutted like farm animals and didn't bother with the whole caring about anything thing?"
If we can specify ducks, and allow rape and shitting anywhere on the ground, I think we can agree. Posted by: 3rd World Migrants at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (odVWi) Posted by: Will Robinson at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (zBgIx) Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:29 PM (cGjQu) 115
The internet says its a combination of "polyamory" + "molecule". That is just stupid.
Posted by: publius Not if they were thinking of the radioactive ones. Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (VHUov) Posted by: Fat, face pierced they/them with rainbow hair at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (odVWi) Posted by: man at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (cGjQu) 118
Thanks, tubal.
Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2026 07:30 PM (LHPAg) 119
The internet says its a combination of "polyamory" + "molecule". That is just stupid.
Posted by: publius They should have gone with moleamory Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H) 120
They should have gone with moleamory
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2026 07:32 PM (vE0+H) When two fools with no game Both hook up with a dame That's A Moleamoré..... Posted by: Watch that tailpipe, it gets hot at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD) 121
They should have gone with moleamory
Posted by: ... Solaramory, because it seems like it's a bunch of beta soys orbiting one central solar mass. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (odVWi) 122
Not even stressed about the sock fail
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD) 123
When two fools with no game
Both hook up with a dame That's A Moleamoré..... Posted by: Watch that tailpipe We're gonna need a bigger plate of spaghetti... Posted by: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kissing scene at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (odVWi) 124
122 Not even stressed about the sock fail
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD) Growth!! Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (Gqar8) 125
108 Don Lemon never disappoints. He likely perceives bigotry as the reason he can't get his "black guy victimization" train up and running. If only everyone didn't hate gays, he could achieve the same disingenuous charlatan moves straight black guys enjoy every day of the week.
Instead, he's not going to get to play the "get out of jail free" card. BIGOTS!!!! Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2026 07:26 PM (dIske) ********** Lemon should simply stay home and sniff his hand. He's done. I would say stick a fork in him but he'd like that. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (hzuYO) 126
We're gonna need a bigger plate of spaghetti...
Posted by: Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kissing scene at August 14, 2026 07:35 PM (odVWi) One of them gets the noodle, and the other is on meatball duty. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD) 127
The internet says its a combination of "polyamory" + "molecule". That is just stupid.
Posted by: publius They should have gone with moleamory Posted by: ... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE USING THE PART THAT MEANS "SMALL" MAKES WAY LESS SENSE THAN USING PART THAT MEANS "MASSIVE" IF YOU LOOK AT THEM. Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (VHUov) 128
>> Solaramory, because it seems like it's a bunch of beta soys orbiting one central solar mass.
De moto soy-corporum in gyrum, with apologies to Sir Isaac Newton. Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb) 129
And before I bow out for the evening, here's my feel good story of the day, a simple one about a guy cutting high grass without being asked to so that kids and adults can a safer environment while waiting for the bus.
https://tinyurl.com/z59jtv4r From "Sunny Skyz" site Posted by: FenelonSpoke There are multiple guy who make a living doing this by posting YouTube videos of them cutting overgrown properties and sidewalks. Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (vJrRc) 130
The polycule is always the lowest value prospects. Like at a mom&pop grocery store when they start packaging different items together for 75% - 80% off and its clam juice, a package of nu-meat hotdogs, and potato flavored sport drinks.
Posted by: banana Dream - GO TATERMODE! at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (3uBP9) 131
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb) Leibniz. Posted by: Sir Isaac MF Newton at August 14, 2026 07:37 PM (Ot/FD) 132
Based on comments and not looking it up, instead of polymory it should be "All the orifices" or ATO.
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (w6EFb) 134
Don Lemon. Low IQ + entitlement + giant ego + only job skill is playacting in front of a camera = endless public humiliation Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2026 07:39 PM (GkBlw) 135
42 Hopefully we will not have another version of Floyd-a -palooza this summer at there''s been a lot of defunding of NGOs, because it was beyond eye rolling worthy for doctors to say it was ok to riot, but you still had to keep a distance of six feet between people at the supermarket.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ========= Too late in the summer, besides those community organizers Dems pay organizing riots are busy submitting fraudulent voter registrations and preparing to fill out absentee ballots. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv) 136
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Google Ai says "mollis" i.e. "soft" I would have thought "effeminatus", which is one of the risks with having so much of our language derived from Latin - sometimes the Latin word is the English word Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (vJrRc) 137
'polycule'
I could swear that is some monstrosity in an anime I can't remember the name of. Not an avid watcher but I have watched, usually on the Cartoon Network after midnight, when I worked mids at my last job. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (wBh67) 138
132 Based on comments and not looking it up, instead of polymory it should be "All the orifices" or ATO.
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat ======== Eeeewww. It is too close to supper for that mental image. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv) 139
Too late in the summer, besides those community organizers Dems pay organizing riots are busy submitting fraudulent voter registrations and preparing to fill out absentee ballots.
Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv) A lot of the funding is drying up, too, from multiple angles. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (Ot/FD) 140
Nood sunset cafe
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (vJrRc) 141
132 Based on comments and not looking it up, instead of polymory it should be "All the orifices" or ATO.
Pronouns are they/he/me/she/ATO Perfume: Eau de CatPiss and Rancid BO Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2026 07:38 PM (hzuYO) Some orifices should not be explored. “ Abandon all hope ye who enter here” seems pertinent. Posted by: tubal at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (Gqar8) 142
130 The polycule is always the lowest value prospects. Like at a mom&pop grocery store when they start packaging different items together for 75% - 80% off and its clam juice, a package of nu-meat hotdogs, and potato flavored sport drinks.
Posted by: banana Dream ======= But but but, Love is love. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:41 PM (E4rtv) 143
A lot of the funding is drying up, too, from multiple angles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko ========= I think some of their personnel got deported as well. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:42 PM (E4rtv) 144
Reacher Season 4 is based on Gone Tomorrow. Suicide in a subway train.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2026 07:43 PM (vrgy6) 145
Some orifices should not be explored. “ Abandon all hope ye who enter here” seems pertinent.
Posted by: tubal ====== Like those orifices opened by an application of lead and copper, 230 g, at about 890 fps velocity. Those kind? I call that taking the copper jacketed pill. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2026 07:43 PM (E4rtv) 146
Leibniz was a polymath. So was Newton. So, there's a poly- tie-in. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (w6EFb) 147
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
Posted by: publius Maybe something like "nova mulier" (new woman) would be more accurate, or "mulier falsa" (fake woman) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (odVWi) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 14, 2026 07:44 PM (xHEjv) 149
A lot of the funding is drying up, too, from multiple angles.
We still talking about degenerate polycule sex? Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 14, 2026 07:45 PM (odVWi) 150
145 Some orifices should not be explored. “ Abandon all hope ye who enter here” seems pertinent.
Posted by: tubal Yeah, but it makes for a lousy tramp stamp. I'll just stick with my tattoo of Bigfoot peeking out from that patch of hair at the base of the spine. Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (r7+Q7) 151
A lot of the funding is drying up, too, from multiple angles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko ========= I think some of their personnel got deported as well. Posted by: whig If we had known, we wouldn't have stolen and spent it all Posted by: USAID Alumni Association at August 14, 2026 07:53 PM (XOG/m) 152
Seriously any of you know Latin, what would be a word for "soy boy", or "effeminate beta"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2026 07:36 PM (w6EFb) Pathicus. Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2026 07:56 PM (1Ff7Z) 153
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