Quick Hits

Women are broken. Men aren't doing great either, but holy mackerel, are women cooked.

"Gender is an artificial social construct and can be completely changed with a mere thought" says the barren woman whose childlessness compels her to find a substitute to mother, and settles on... wasps.

Mamdani, who ran on defunding the police, volunteers the NYPD to escort his whore wife to the Middle East for her rabble-rousing terror-trip, and the NYPD says go f*** yourself, Sparky.

A seemingly red-faced Mayor Zohran Mamdani blamed a "miscommunication" Tuesday after an awkward public clash between City Hall and NYPD officials over whether the department would provide security for his wife Rama Duwaji's upcoming Middle East trip.
The high-profile back-and-forth appeared to end when Hizzoner asserted that Duwaji would not receive a taxpayer-funded police escort on her jaunt to Syria and Lebanon next month -- despite his own senior spokesperson claiming she would the day prior.
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"Upon the strong recommendation of the NYPD, the first lady's security detail will be joining her when she travels to visit family in Syria and Lebanon," Mamdani's spokeswoman Dora Pekec said.

But City Hall's assertion drew a stunning response from the NYPD Tuesday morning.
"The NYPD does not send officers to countries with level four travel advisories for discretionary reasons not linked to investigative work," a department spokesperson insisted.
"This is not an investigative trip, and therefore, NYPD personnel will not be traveling there for it."
The statement not only undercut Pekec's assertion, but effectively amounted to NYPD officials publicly breaking with their boss: Mamdani.
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Both countries are on the US State Department's "Do Not Travel" list due to security concerns.
The prospect of sending NYPD cops to countries on the "Do Not Travel" list struck former police commissioner Bill Bratton as "ill-advised."
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Duwaji, a 29-year-old Syrian-American artist, traveled overseas just last month without police protection.
She co-hosted in July a pro-Palestinian all-female spiritual retreat on the French island of Corsica, and was also the "artist-in-residence" at a sold-out "Plants Of The Quran" workshop on the Spanish island of Mallorca. Both were organized by the Women Sanctuary, a Muslim-and-women-focused travel group run by Parisian designer Rym Nur.

These socialists and radical egalitarians sure do expect to be treated like Royals, don't they?

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
The terror-loving nepo baby who VERBATIM demanded the NYPD be defunded NOW demands that the same officers risk their lives by traveling with his selfie-obsessed wife so she can make a personal visit to a country for which the US maintains a Level 4: do not travel advisory.

Sophie Cunningham's coach explains why she took the side of the thug who almost took her own player's head off. Oh wait, she doesn't explain, she just says she lives with "grace and humility" and everyone else can "go to hell."

"Go to hell," one of the top markers of grace and humility. I think it's Ephesians.

David Axelrod says it's okay that Barack Obama used fake signatures to get himself on the Democrat primary ballot because that's not exactly the same as falsifying votes in an election.

A "butch, non-binary teacher" says "their" first day of the new school year will consist of bullying students into calling zem "they/them."

What kind of videos has Cavernous Nostrils been watching?

Angela… this is transphobic. Royce does not need to conform to your big boobied view of trans womanhood. You’re gatekeeping femininity. That’s tantamount to trans genocide. https://t.co/W9p15Bh9p8
— Jennifer Sey (@JenniferSey) August 12, 2026

Nancy Pelosi says she had no idea Biden was mentally declining. This is because she herself is mentally declining, ironically.

She says that "whoever knew" should be punished.

Nancy Pelosi claims she didn't know Biden was mentally declining:

“I saw him maybe 3 times that whole year…so I didn't know. But I do think those who did know should have acted upon that information…whoever knew.” pic.twitter.com/ldl6sghJ9s
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 11, 2026

🚨NEW

Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says he is in favor of a communist-style government seizure of private companies.

HOST: "Are you in favor of public ownership models?"

EL-SAYED: "I want to actually take it a step further...we need some system of public control." pic.twitter.com/zUBHUdZtFm
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 12, 2026

For some reason, this terrorist Muslim Turk (and Turks have a long history of multiple genocides) just can't go three words without calling for violence.

Hasan Piker ends off his stream by melting down over Francesca Hong’s defeat and threatening the establishment

“The knives will be out” pic.twitter.com/Gzd4KUO81B
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) August 12, 2026

Hasan Piker—surrogate for Abdul El-Sayed and Francesca Hong—has a total meltdown; declares how much he hates American voters.

"I don't want to read this, because I will f*cking k*ll myself with a gun in a video game... I want to put boomers in the machine, in the contraption.… pic.twitter.com/IalANJ2Rbt
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 12, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Before you go

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (LX4y3)

2 !

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:42 PM (UjdFS)

3 It's all fun and games until a wasp stings her on the tit.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (UjdFS)

4 The male to male transmission of knowledge on how to behave is still somewhat intact, women largely have to rely on public education growing up.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (okun6)

5 Hong probably won

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (FtULh)

6 She says that "whoever knew" should be punished.

Uh-oh. There goes everybody with two eyes...

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (hLZfT)

7 Emotional Support Africanised Killer Bees.
Kinda covers all the bases.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 06:43 PM (nDXEV)

8 Hasan. Poor little bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

9 piker is a scream

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (CWTWj)

10 Miss Royce White is a woman with a dick. Deal with it.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (CSc+i)

11 Hasan Piker ends off his stream by melting down over Francesca Hong’s defeat and threatening the establishment

“The knives will be out”

I think this nutball is going to become a recurring character this season!

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 06:45 PM (hLZfT)

12 I'm going to have free range cobras at the house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (+mpku)

13 Great.

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
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12m
OMG

Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

14 Sad thing is Dems got a much bigger turn out in WI than R's did, so those here are probably screwed anyway.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)

15 "Gender is an artificial social construct and can be completely changed with a mere thought" says the barren woman whose childlessness compels her to find a substitute to mother, and settles on... wasps.

At least she won't smell of cat piss.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:47 PM (pawvM)

16 Woman Dies In Wasp Attack After Stumble

Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (MWfyi)

17 Piker's podcast seems to be an unending series of hissy fits.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (CSc+i)

18 Kill them with extreme prejudice

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

19 14 Sad thing is Dems got a much bigger turn out in WI than R's did, so those here are probably screwed anyway.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)

Wisconsin is an open primary State.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM (FtULh)

20 @ wth: "It's all fun and games until a wasp stings her on the tit."

That's the textbook definition of a Bee-cup .

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM (GJkZ/)

21 NBC just had that WNBA coach on. What a sub-human piece of shit.

Watching this go on, I'm really starting to dislike these ghetto apes.

...........

I just took Ralphy outside for washroom. Snowflake races across the street startling a couple of Moms and their girls going to the park swimming pool.

They all came over to pet Snowflake and Ralphy whom I held. Then they told my friend he has a beautiful cat.

It was cute.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

22 if there was a machine in operation for that purpose, I would favor putting hasan piker in it.

jus' sayin'.

for a friend.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (VyBeY)

23 They all seem so nice

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (jth8J)

24 Hong went to far Left probably

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

25 Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji.
Who let these fucks in the country?

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (UjdFS)

26 I'm not a big fan of bugs, in general. But mf-ing wasps, hornets, are whole nuther level.

I just don't like pests, vermin, because of the ick. But wasps have put personal hurt on me. And also, in the bug world, wasps are kind of lovecraftian horrors. They take over other creatures, turn them into zombies, lay eggs in them and use their slowly dissolving bodies as ambulatory incubation chambers. They are freaking monsters. Here I'll just say it, they are "The jerks of Animalia"

Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

27 14 Sad thing is Dems got a much bigger turn out in WI than R's did, so those here are probably screwed anyway.
Posted by: Bete
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Tiffany was not stupid enough, unlike Mike Lindell next door, to promise GOP voters to push for amnesty. Every GOP consultant and donor best get it through their heads--the base refuses any amnesty and its legal workarounds like OPT, visa overstays, and H1b crap.

Base wants the era of cheap labor for corporate and country club donors over. Even if covered with a sticky residue of Christianity arguments that we owe Muzzies the right to come here to build mosques so they can rule over us because of 'caring'. Ditto for other shitholes not Muzzie.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)

28 Just wait until that nut needs one of those binders the wasps have pappered over. It will be comedy gold watching her try to retrieve it.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (Isv03)

29 25 Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji.
Who let these fucks in the country?
Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (UjdFS)

Have you seen Al Sayed's wife ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)

30 Hassan just says it out loud with a very public platform. The rest of the leftists think the same thoughts. Why are we still pretending that these communists can be reasoned with?

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

31 I just took Ralphy outside for washroom. Snowflake races across the street startling a couple of Moms and their girls going to the park swimming pool.

They all came over to pet Snowflake and Ralphy whom I held. Then they told my friend he has a beautiful cat.

It was cute.

Posted by: Stateless

Nice report. Hope you are doing well and the forest fires have died down.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)

32 > Sophie Cunningham's coach explains why she took the side of the thug who almost took her own player's head off. Oh wait, she doesn't explain, she just says she lives with "grace and humility" and everyone else can "go to hell."

Coach also claimed she didn't react immediately because she didn't see it in real time, which is a blatant lie. There are photographs showing her looking right at the play in real time. Additionally, the big screen showed the replay several times while it was under review. Coach had many opportunities to see that her player got mugged, and respond accordingly.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (mkw2N)

33 I saw him maybe 3 times that whole year, so I didn't know.

Doesn't she have a TV? Heck, I don't have a TV and didn't see him F2F ever—and yet I figured it out six months before he even ran the first time.

She must be too busy manipulating the stock market to notice these things like the head of her party turning into a zombie.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (+4Cf6)

34 Disclaimer. I’ve been drinking and I’m typically one and done with hard alcohol. That said, I’m very irritated by this post. I’m a woman and in no way resemble this twat who nurtures a wasp nest in her office. Ace, I’d like you to know that I installed a gravestone today in our church cemetery. Does that sound like I’m the same as this twat that nurtures a f’ing wasp nest? Time for another cocktail.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 06:52 PM (2NHgQ)

35 Gotta admit, I laugh at all the folks who think we are not ALREADY in a Socialist situation.

Look around you. Is there ANYTHING within your sight that does not have some Government regulation on it? Some rule... some law?

so·cial·ism

noun
socialism (noun)
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole:

Note the REGULATED in the definition.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (mP0Kj)

36 5 Hong probably won
Posted by: It's me donna
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Probably. Be curious about the walking around money and ballot harvesting money that was spent by the winning Dem candidate in the last couple of weeks.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (E4rtv)

37 The Wasp Lady. Would love to know more about her. “ Quirky” would not cover her by a long shot, I am betting.

Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:53 PM (sTlXt)

38 > Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

Every US airport I've been to in the last ten years is absolutely full of Muslim workers. They're working security, in the shops, in the restaurants, as janitors, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)

39 "EL-SAYED: "I want to actually take it a step further...we need some system of public control."

And exactly who(m?) do you mean by the "public". You mean the commie totalitarian that gets elected by fraud and threats, and by a block vote of Islamists?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (vbXSk)

40 There are plenty of men that are nothing to be proud of either, neverenoughcaffeine.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

41 Nice report. Hope you are doing well and the forest fires have died down.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 P

Thank you. Doing better. And no where near forest fires.

I hope you're well too.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)

42 Meh, back to watching videos of selfie takers getting gored by bison in Yellowstone

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (bX16E)

43 Just wait until that nut needs one of those binders the wasps have pappered over. It will be comedy gold watching her try to retrieve it.

Far more fun if a cow worker lobs a Nerf ball at the side of the nest while she is sitting there.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (+4Cf6)

44 I thought maybe Blackie Lawless was in her office.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (CNl8/)

45 17 Piker's podcast seems to be an unending series of hissy fits.
Posted by: huerfano
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Because he is a whiny bitch. Has the same emotional control of a 13 yr old kid on a bender. And that is what Muzzies are in the end, push the right buttons and they become raging maniacs.

I am a fan more of cold rage myself.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (E4rtv)

46 * looks at sign next to wasp nest *

I hope nothing catches on fire, or it'll be a real Benny Hill skit.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (VHUov)

47 Base wants the era of cheap labor for corporate and country club donors over. Even if covered with a sticky residue of Christianity arguments that we owe Muzzies the right to come here to build mosques so they can rule over us because of 'caring'. Ditto for other shitholes not Muzzie.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)

Consultants and candidates should have learned itafter Walker's demise post embracing that in his presidential run.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:55 PM (LX4y3)

48 The way the trans people act when faced with the slightest pushback is interesting. If they all got together in one place I wouldn't be surprised to see a Jonestown like occurrence.
And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (WOnE5)

49 42 Meh, back to watching videos of selfie takers getting gored by bison in Yellowstone
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (bX16E)

That NEVER gets old. Bring back the Darwin Awards. Probably a Wasp category.

Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (sTlXt)

50 Thank you. Doing better. And no where near forest fires.

I hope you're well too.
Posted by: Stateless
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Keeping the docs employed. Like your Ralphie and Snowflake stories as they cheer me up. Thanks for that.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (E4rtv)

51 Can you piss in the foot washing bowl?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (KGj36)

52 The Wasp Lady. Would love to know more about her. “ Quirky” would not cover her by a long shot, I am betting.

Over-prescribed anti-anxiety meds.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (+4Cf6)

53 r/Hasan_Piker
The media is going to run with Hong’s loss, but don’t forget that we just destroyed Angie Craig in MN! (Peggy Flanagan wins with 59%)

I'M READY TO BE FUCKING PEGGED THIS NOVEMBER BABY. She wasn't polling nearly as well and she went belt to ass on Craig. Good shit. Hong was a disappointing outcome, but selfishly, MN had a pretty good night. Sounds like CT had some small wins too.

Hong will be back, she's incredible talented. Honestly I want her in Congress instead of Governor. I think she's more suited for the role anyway. She's got 2 years to build a stronger movement.

She could absolutely skullfuck RoJo here in WI. Hopefully she addresses any weaknesses from this race and throws her hat in there.

Last night the DSA candidates won 14 of 19 state legislature seats that were contested across NH, CT, and MN. Hardly an L just because Hong barely lost.

Progress takes time and she was a big reach. Still nothing to be discouraged about, just learn from her campaign and do better next time.

DSA was only 6k people when Trump was first elected. The momentum is here. This was just one election.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (+/CWD)

54 Hasan. Poor little bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

The funniest thing about Piker is he has a curated bubble of 100 pct bootlickers but still goes off on them about 20 times a day. He's stroking out someday soon.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (uhVAy)

55 >>Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji.

20 years ago I would ask if you could smell toast and offer to drive you to the hospital when you said that to me.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (uzmqU)

56 "Coach had many opportunities to see that her player got mugged, and respond accordingly." Posted by: bonhomme

And she has done this before, supporting the take down on Sophie, and other times as well. (iirc) even the governor of Indiana called for her to resign over not supporting her players as they were under clear attack.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)

57 I found some rando "science" site that featured a stupid listicle of the "biggest jerks of the animal kingdom" and it just has a few but one is the "jackdaw". Why? Because, the radfem writing the article explains, [the male jackdaw is known to have a unique sense of his female partners stress level.]

??? ok sure, go on...

[And sometimes the male jackdaw does not immediately act to console the female.]

IYFKM...

Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (3uBP9)

58 Sad thing is Dems got a much bigger turn out in WI than R's did, so those here are probably screwed anyway.
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (LX4y3)
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Probably more contested races. The GOP vote in Michigan was much less than the Dems but there were very few serious elections. Some weirdo spent a gazillion dollar trying to defeat John James but still got blown away.

Meanwhile the Dems were having a knife fight in the senate race, and lots of activity downballot as well.

Basically the DSA types are making a play to take over the party, and so that's driving up primary turnout. The GOP has pretty much purged its Never Trump faction, so things are quieter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

59 Have you seen Al Sayed's wife ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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OK I Goggled her. Homely little rat face poking out of the towel wrapped tightly around her chin. I guess her neck is too sexy for public viewing.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (UjdFS)

60 40 There are plenty of men that are nothing to be proud of either, neverenoughcaffeine.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

It's a fair cop.

Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (LX4y3)

61 May she get all she wishes for. DEAR LORD.

Posted by: Pamazon at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (b5MGU)

62 At the old house (concrete, 1920s-1930s), we had a lot of wasps getting in every year. Mud-daubers. Not aggressive. Leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

Brother (RIP) lived there a while, I lived there later for years. Regular friends all knew the rules, but newbies seeing wasps inside would freak out, jump up, wave their arms around, and zing! It had its amusing aspects.

This year, we've been rehabbing the place, sealing all the holes and securing against critters. There were gaping gaps in the ceiling of the front porch (about 40'x4'). Tearing the whole ceiling down, there were several pounds of old mud-dauber nests. Also a lot of snake skins.

All those poor, poor wasps. Border Security has changed. Should be a little less varmit invasion now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - be kind to our winged insect friends at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (B18Qw)

63 Keeping the docs employed. Like your Ralphie and Snowflake stories as they cheer me up. Thanks for that.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (E4rtv

I'm working on a ton of things. The website will get pictures.

Oh, and you all reminded me, I have a wasp to spray by the back kitchen window. We'll see if Eilish feels a stabbing disturbance in Mother Gaia's all-encompassing field of love.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b)

64 I just found out a managing partner of a firm I know now has a trannie "daughter."

FFS, I mean, I knew she was leftie.
But she's generally pretty smart.

Man, this shit is gone too far

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (3cUTc)

65 51 Can you piss in the foot washing bowl?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (KGj36)
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I'm sorry, Officer, I thought that was the urinal for vertically-differently-abled pyrsns.

Posted by: What I'm gonna say at August 12, 2026 06:59 PM (brIJB)

66 And this is Adam, and this is Barry, and this is Charlie . . .
- Crazy-ass Wasp Lady

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (ndZc7)

67 Consultants and candidates should have learned itafter Walker's demise post embracing that in his presidential run.
Posted by: Bete

I suspect it is because the consultants and the donor classes are actually well to the left of the average Republican and share many of the same opinions as your average Uniparty Democrat that has done well economically. A lot of investors, corporate execs, and small business types that have done well have the attitude that the rest of the GOP constituency are whiney losers and lazy.

Unfortunately for them, that rest of the GOP coalition outnumbers them probably 70-80 percent to 20.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)

68 he article explains, [the male jackdaw is known to have a unique sense of his female partners stress level.]

??? ok sure, go on...

[And sometimes the male jackdaw does not immediately act to console the female.]
Posted by: banana Dream

Told her to "calm down" once. Never again.

Posted by: the male jackdaw at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (VHUov)

69 The way the trans people act when faced with the slightest pushback is interesting. If they all got together in one place I wouldn't be surprised to see a Jonestown like occurrence.
And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 06:56 PM (WOnE5)

yeah when he went to the LA 'riots' he was a mile away and had PRESS all over his body so nobody would shoot at him.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

70
Hong will be back

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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Undoubtedly true. She is serving her third term in the WI state legislature. Couldn't simultaneously run for a 4th AND the governorship, but I'm sure she'll be back in 2028.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22o)

71 Can you piss in the foot washing bowl?
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yeah, but the line gets pretty long.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

72 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:01 PM (q2NNn)

73 Mamdani's wife would look better in a burkha

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:01 PM (WOnE5)

74 Does he want public control but not public ownership?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

75 I'M READY TO BE FUCKING PEGGED THIS NOVEMBER BABY.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 06:57 PM (+/CWD)
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Why wait that long?! I'm ready right now!

Posted by: David French at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (ZOv7s)

76 Can you piss in the foot washing bowl?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Any restaurants on the concourse selling bacon cheeseburgers?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (VHUov)

77 Minnesota is a f*cked up POS state that still owes the country $$$$$ over all the fraud their government took from our tax dollars. And their governor is a crook who should be in jail.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (fV9m3)

78
Yo Nancy you idiot I never saw Biden ONCE in person but I knew he was a blithering idiot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (XJ22o)

79 yeah when he went to the LA 'riots' he was a mile away and had PRESS all over his body so nobody would shoot at him.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

I'd think that would encourage gunfire.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)

80 Can you piss in the foot washing bowl?
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yeah, but the line gets pretty long.
Posted by: wth

Actual LOL!

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (VHUov)

81 That's the textbook definition of a Bee-cup .
Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 12, 2026 06:49 PM

You know about comb sizes?

Posted by: Frank Constanza at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

82
Last summer we had a huge hornet nest in a part of backyard we don't use. The hornets were not bothering anyone.

We called the pest control company and they said since they were not a threat to leave it alone and when autumn arrived they would leave the nest.

The nest was a beautiful work of art. So amazing little things could construct it.

The hornets did leave and the local conservation office came to get it. They use it as an educational example in their classes.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (/QHx4)

83 Still looking for a band flyer of Hornets Attack Victor Mature.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:03 PM (nDXEV)

84 Friend worked for a city in the Dayton OH area and he was required to install hand washing implements for a Muslim gathering at a convention center . Yes, to be used after they wiped their ass ends after defecating.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

85 I'm so tired of people showing off their mental illnesses like it's something they should be getting awards for.

I'm also just plain tired so please forgive the crappy grammar in the sentence above.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (afFes)

86 And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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After the shit he pulled shocking that poor dog, I hope he meets a pack of rabid pit bulls.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

87 I'm not a big fan of bugs, in general. But mf-ing wasps, hornets, are whole nuther level.

I just don't like pests, vermin, because of the ick. But wasps have put personal hurt on me. And also, in the bug world, wasps are kind of lovecraftian horrors. They take over other creatures, turn them into zombies, lay eggs in them and use their slowly dissolving bodies as ambulatory incubation chambers. They are freaking monsters. Here I'll just say it, they are "The jerks of Animalia"
Posted by: banana Dream at August 12, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

Never been stung by a wasp, have stepped on a number of bees as a barefoot kid. So no personal hurt from a wasp.

But not because they didn't try. Wasps are Asshoe.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)

88
Lady, just move the wasps outdoors where they belong. They're not going to like it when it's time for them to emigrate and they're all trapped indoors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)

89 The nest was a beautiful work of art. So amazing little things could construct it.

The hornets did leave and the local conservation office came to get it. They use it as an educational example in their classes.
Posted by: four seasons

They could have done that earlier, and taught a different lesson.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (VHUov)

90 Saw at a Otherwise Christian college last year in a religious area a foot washing station. Didn't know of any Christian to be doing that but could just not know. But suspected it was for Muslims

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

91 "Perception is 9/10ths of the law."

Candace is a retard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (l4RKn)

92 72 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Count de Monet's

I am sure that is a common phrase used in history whenever the ruling class proves to be incompetent asshats that deserve a nice pit of hellfire.

I can see that when the Roman emperors invited the Goths to stick around and stay awhile. I can see people saying that when the iconoclasts went nuts. And I can see Euros saying it right along with us adding in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

Foolishness, stupidity and cupidity through the Ages.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)

93
All those poor, poor wasps. Border Security has changed. Should be a little less varmit invasion now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - be kind to our winged insect friends at August 12, 2026 06:58 PM (B18Qw)

Are you suggesting something like territorial-programmed murder hornets all along the southern border, murder hornets genetically altered? Or am I making too much out this?

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (LHPAg)

94 Logan Act anyone? Local cops fly to Shitholeistan to bodyguard the wife? Beuller? Fuck off is the polite response.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (wxsGM)

95 Lady, just move the wasps outdoors where they belong. They're not going to like it when it's time for them to emigrate and they're all trapped indoors.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)
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We, however, might enjoy seeing that on a livestream.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (afFes)

96 Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

The DFW region is right properly well fooked.
Houston is probably trying to catch up. Probably.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (q2NNn)

97 "Upon the strong recommendation of the NYPD..." Mamdani's spokeswoman Dora Pekec said.
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So, Dora lied. Was that the miscommunication?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (iNosy)

98 After the shit he pulled shocking that poor dog, I hope he meets a pack of rabid pit bulls.
Posted by: whig

The latest immigrant meltdown of the day is somewhat related.

ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) plans to spend up to $20 million to equip officers with electric shock gloves known as the G.L.O.V.E. (Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter). Manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC, these devices are designed to deliver painful electric shocks through direct skin contact to gain compliance from combative individuals, with distribution expected by March 31, 2027.

The Hasan and Emperor Palpatine references have been amusing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (+/CWD)

99 Every US airport I've been to in the last ten years is absolutely full of Muslim workers. They're working security, in the shops, in the restaurants, as janitors, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 12, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)
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Let's just hope there's no outbreak of Sudden Jihad Syndrome...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (FZ29D)

100 91 "Perception is 9/10ths of the law."

Candace is a retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Somehow I associate a animated pile of poo speaking whenever I see her picture.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

101 Undoubtedly true. She is serving her third term in the WI state legislature. Couldn't simultaneously run for a 4th AND the governorship, but I'm sure she'll be back in 2028.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:00 PM (XJ22o)

Surely WI has more bug eyed idiots without pulling this one back in?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

102 I'm also just plain tired so please forgive the crappy grammar in the sentence above.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (afFes)

You need chocolate.

It's medicine!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)

103
Ironic and Non-Ironic Karmic Betting Form For This Thread:

Woman Stung to Death by Pet Wasps 10-1

Woman Has Wasp Fly Up Her Nose and Build Nest in Her Empty Skull 3-1

Muslim Woman Goes to Muslim Country For Muslim Wine-Mom Spirit Quest is Murdered By Muslims 5-1

Muslim Woman Goes to Muslim Country For Muslim Wine-Mom Spirit Quest as a Ruse, Runs Away With Jewish Lover 6-1

WNBA Coach Filled With Grace and humility is Suddenly Dragged to Hell by Demons For reasons Unknown 13-5

Woman Politician Gets Into a Slap Fight with Royce White Using Her Aged Pendulous Boobs and Beats Him to Death 2-1

Muslim Communist Says knives will be out then Immediately is Beaten to Death by a Monkey with a Swiss Army Knife Blades In 9-1

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (iJfKG)

104 I bet Nanzi isn't all thrre either

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

105
foot wash station might be just the thing for cleaning mud off your boots

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (VyBeY)

106 ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) plans to spend up to $20 million to equip officers with electric shock gloves known as the G.L.O.V.E. (Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter). Manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC, these devices are designed to deliver painful electric shocks through direct skin contact to gain compliance from combative individuals, with distribution expected by March 31, 2027.

The Hasan and Emperor Palpatine references have been amusing.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

I saw that earlier. Gee, I hope they get field tests on the assholes rioting around ICE facilities.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

107 If I lived alone, and the wasps were not in an area I would need to be annoying them constantly, I'd leave them there, too. I wouldn't feel motherly to them, but I am not bothered by such things, and am fascinated by insects in general.

But I'd be wondering how they got in, and in such numbers to set up public housing.

I suppose they may have come with the container itself?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (Vvh2V)

108 Somehow I associate a animated pile of poo speaking whenever I see her picture.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)
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Dear Lord, please forgive me but this made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (afFes)

109 Foolishness, stupidity and cupidity through the Ages.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)

Also applies to August of 1914.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:10 PM (q2NNn)

110
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: naturalfake
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You have discovered the path to riches--the House always wins.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

111 Everybody probably knows already that Cenk Uygur is Hasan Piker's uncle, right? It's probably been discussed.

I saw a photo of Piker's office. He has a framed newspaper on the wall from 9/12/01, i.e., the day after the 9/11 twin towers bombing.

Piker is a U.S. citizen, who grew up in Turkiye, so he can't be deported. However, since he celebrates terrorism, I would hope the feds are monitoring his fans to see how many of THEM are illegals.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (RCjYY)

112 You need chocolate.

It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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You are so right! Instead, I'm eating Greek yogurt with peaches and walnuts. Not chocolate, but pretty tasty nonetheless.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (afFes)

113 And I think Piker wants to be a martyr, but he's too much of a coward
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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After the shit he pulled shocking that poor dog, I hope he meets a pack of rabid pit bulls.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

it was amusing when one of Hasan's drama detractors kept a running list of blown excuses/explanations for the "Electric Dog" incidents...none of which worked.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (uhVAy)

114 I did a spoof flyer for Homeless Footbath and Poetry Slam back in the 90s, but it didn't go over too well.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (nDXEV)

115 Also applies to August of 1914.
Posted by: Count de Monet's
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Yep, the war that killed European civilization and such foolishness as sending men in full battle packs with rifles to crawl over barbed wire under heavy machine gun fire and artillery.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)

116 And King Charles III has let the endangered red squirrels who broke into a wing of the Scottish royal residence take over, so it's not just women! 😂

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (Vvh2V)

117 You need chocolate.

It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
___

I rate this as true.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (24NQL)

118 Hi Tammy!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (24NQL)

119 Women are broken, including activist women judges:

https://tinyurl.com/2pmsadcf

An activist judge appointed by California Gov. Gavin Newsom freed a criminal illegal immigrant just a day before he allegedly butchered a retiree to death in his front yard.

Contra Costa Superior Court Judge Nichelle Holmes released Marcos Iriarte-Valdez, 36 — a criminal alien who also holds citizenship in Spain — just before Iriarte-Valdez allegedly fatally stabbed Todd Stewart, 68, at Stewart’s Martinez home last week.

Iriarte-Valdez, who has been in the US since 2007, was already in trouble with the law and was granted pretrial release by Holmes for a residential burglary case when he was jailed last Tuesday for allegedly violating the terms of his home detention monitoring.

Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (kX27y)

120 Everybody probably knows already that Cenk Uygur is Hasan Piker's uncle, right? It's probably been discussed.

I saw a photo of Piker's office. He has a framed newspaper on the wall from 9/12/01, i.e., the day after the 9/11 twin towers bombing.

Piker is a U.S. citizen, who grew up in Turkiye, so he can't be deported. However, since he celebrates terrorism, I would hope the feds are monitoring his fans to see how many of THEM are illegals.
Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 07:12 PM (RCjYY)

he just put that up. There used to be a drawing of him as a furry wearing a suspiciously full diaper on that wall.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (uhVAy)

121 AFTER WASHING FEET
PLEASE DRY WITH YOUR HEAD TOWEL

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (UjdFS)

122 Lady, just move the wasps outdoors where they belong. They're not going to like it when it's time for them to emigrate and they're all trapped indoors.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XJ22o)

She is so self-absorbed that she doesn't care about the wasps...all she cares about is her entertainment and virtue signalling. If something more interesting came along she would dump those wasps in a heartbeat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (l4RKn)

123 it was amusing when one of Hasan's drama detractors kept a running list of blown excuses/explanations for the "Electric Dog" incidents...none of which worked.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Anyone that makes excuses for that evil twinkie asshole deserve to be on a list somewhere compiled by someone.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

124 Manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC...
____________

Company name checks out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (XvL8K)

125 I wish they would start eating their own, literally.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)

126 @116 so Charles is letting red squirrels and Muslims take over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:15 PM (WOnE5)

127 And King Charles III has let the endangered red squirrels who broke into a wing of the Scottish royal residence take over, so it's not just women! 😂
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Fine. Women and castrati.

Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (VHUov)

128 Did the Grammar Nazis have concentration camps for Superflous Apostrophes and Comma Splice crimes?

"First, they came for the editors and I didn't say anything. Becasue fck them."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (nDXEV)

129 84 Friend worked for a city in the Dayton OH area and he was required to install hand washing implements for a Muslim gathering at a convention center . Yes, to be used after they wiped their ass ends after defecating.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 12, 2026 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

What, they don't have "sinks?"

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (zYpTz)

130 Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (iJfKG)

Anything that happens to that WNBA coach will be welcome.

We see so many nasty, ugly souls on these threads. It takes a lot to rise to the middle of the top.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (Sco7b)

131 Foolishness, stupidity and cupidity through the Ages.
Posted by: whig

Boy, ain't that the truth! Toddler, preschooler, elementary school . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (ndZc7)

132 Hasan Piker supporters, closeted Furries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

133 Everybody probably knows already that Cenk Uygur is Hasan Piker's uncle, right? It's probably been discussed

Wasn't Cenk at Tucker's gay little party meeting/announcement?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (+/CWD)

134
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: naturalfake

================

Those all fall in the Too Good To Be True category.

I would like to travel along with Mrs. Mamdani just to see how she works out the necessities, however. "Necessities" being ostentatious & performative security, luxury accommodations, handmaids to keep her hydrated and her sat phone charged, and assistants to bully the locals who are always late and forget to set up the audio.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM (XJ22o)

135 I would take the red squirrels over the invaders.

At least the squirrel is local.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)

136 "First, they came for the editors, and I didn't say anything. Because, fck them."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Grammar and Punctuation Nazis at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

137 I would take the red squirrels over the invaders.

At least the squirrel is local.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (2GVsD)
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The gray squirrels will take them both on...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (FZ29D)

138 Piker the piker looks deformed. Probably the steroids, that also calcify the sulci.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VQ0bX)

139 One man's Muslim Footwashing Station is another man's Service Dog Drinking Fountain.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (uzmqU)

140 So, I'm in Texas. At midnight am I allowed to convert my rifle to an SBR without going through the atf??? Asking the important questions here.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VCgbV)

141 I work with some beautiful women who could kick my ass. East Texas.

Posted by: Billythesquid at August 12, 2026 07:21 PM (gN+5I)

142 One man's Muslim Footwashing Station is another man's Service Dog Drinking Fountain.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (uzmqU)
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Why do you hate dogs?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)

143 "Go to hell," one of the top markers of grace and humility. I think it's Ephesians."

Cornerstone for Mennonites. Maybe

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (cGjQu)

144 136 "First, they came for the editors, and I didn't say anything. Because, fck them."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Grammar and Punctuation Nazis at August 12, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)
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first they came for
the editors and
I didn't
say anything Because
fck
them.

Posted by: Chat-eecummings at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (brIJB)

145 125 I wish they would start eating their own, literally.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Oh, they will.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (LHPAg)

146 Forgive me for not being up on my Muslim foot-washing protocol, but does this mean they take their shoes and socks off in a public bathroom and wash their feet after using the bathroom? And then put the same socks and shoes back on? What is the purpose?

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (afFes)

147 Relocating to Home Base.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at August 12, 2026 07:22 PM (q2NNn)

148 Did the Grammar Nazis have concentration camps for Superflous Apostrophes and Comma Splice crimes?

"First, they came for the editors and I didn't say anything. Becasue fck them."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:16 PM (nDXEV)

There is a funny brit skit about a Grammar Nazi in a company meeting who shoots anyone misusing words...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVnr7rsWrE

and also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

149 BREAKING:

SEATTLE — Recall charges have been filed against Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson, beginning a legal review that must be completed before supporters can begin gathering signatures to try to force a recall election.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (W2Pud)

150 We see so many nasty, ugly souls on these threads. It takes a lot to rise to the middle of the top.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:18 PM

Some of us prefer bottom.

Posted by: Peggees at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (IkVQC)

151 They have those jet engine hand dryers just like public restrooms but they're down near the floor.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV)

152 And judging from that video, Hassan Piker also doesn't seem to know how to properly display a katana.

Weasel-san would not approve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)

153 So, I'm in Texas. At midnight am I allowed to convert my rifle to an SBR without going through the atf???"

Scary Black Rifle?

/kidding

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (cGjQu)

154 Be a shsme if Mrs Mamdamni got kidnapped or sumpin

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (Ydd86)

155 There are plenty of men that are nothing to be proud of either, neverenoughcaffeine.
Posted by: fd

Yet somehow their worthlessness is properly blamed on their actions, and not their sex.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (vJrRc)

156 I think crazy women are somewhat regional. They seem to be a lower proportion of the population in our community than what I see represented elsewhere. But then, most of the women I hang out with are wives and mothers. Might be a factor.

Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2026 07:24 PM (OlzlW)

157 151 They have those jet engine hand dryers just like public restrooms but they're down near the floor.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (nDXEV)
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Where they should be.

Posted by: Robert Reich at August 12, 2026 07:24 PM (brIJB)

158 'the knives will be out" is a particularly apt expression for Piker. and it may not be metaphorical.

Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (7esJd)

159 How do you recall Katie Wilson? The voters knew she was a nitwit with no experience and idiotic ideas, but they elected her anyway. They'd have to recall the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (WOnE5)

160 Piker the piker looks deformed. Probably the steroids, that also calcify the sulci.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:20 PM (VQ0bX)

he seems to be trying some suit/camera tricks to keep his head from looking clownishly small

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

161 There is not one of these trannies participating in women's sports that have transitioned. They all have their cock and balls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt)

162 145 125 I wish they would start eating their own, literally.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:14 PM (2GVsD)
Oh, they will.
Posted by: Eromero

They're already straining under the internal incoherence.

1- Unlimited tranny vs normie moderates
2- Anti-semites vs Jews
3- Black voters vs mass immigrants taking their jobs/neighborhoods/benefits
4- Commies vs crony/big government shakedown capitalists

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (+/CWD)

163 not being up on my Muslim foot-washing protocol"

Wudu.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)

164 Black voters vs mass immigrants taking their jobs/neighborhoods/benefits"

But Hollywood assures me they get along famously...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (cGjQu)

165 BREAKING:

SEATTLE — Recall charges have been filed against Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson, beginning a legal review that must be completed before supporters can begin gathering signatures to try to force a recall election.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 07:23 PM (W2Pud)

Not sure if 'being a WA Democrat' is really a good reason for a recall.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

166 "Go to hell," one of the top markers of grace and humility. I think it's Ephesians.
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LOL, ace.
LOL.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2026 07:27 PM (2Ez/1)

167 117 You need chocolate.

It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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I rate this as true.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Therefore, my banana chips are medicine.
I shall self medicate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (VQ0bX)

168 What are they going to recall her for? Is she not lefty enough?

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

169 not being up on my Muslim foot-washing protocol"

Wudu.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)
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I say, Wudu
Wudu you think you're fooling?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (amcLV)

170 Wudu is the procedure for cleansing parts of the body, a type of ritual purification by ablution, in Islam. The steps of wudu are: washing the hands, rinsing the mouth and nose, washing the face, then the forearms, then wiping the head and ears, then washing or wiping the feet, done in order without any long breaks between them.

Wudu is an important part of ritual purity in Islam and is governed by fiqh, which specifies hygienical jurisprudence and defines the rituals that constitute it. Ritual purity is called tahara.

Wudu is typically performed before Salah or reading the Quran. Activities that invalidate wudu include urination, defecation, flatulence, deep sleep, light bleeding (depending on madhhab), menstruation, postpartum status, and sexual intercourse.

Wudu is often translated as 'partial ablution', as opposed to ghusl, which refers to 'full ablution', where the whole body is washed. An alternative to wudu is tayammum 'dry ablution', which uses clean sand or dust in place of water due to complete water scarcity or when one is suffering from moisture-induced skin inflammation or illness.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

171 Wudu.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 07:26 PM (cGjQu)
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Gesundheit.

Is that something I'm supposed to look up?

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)

172 Back to the computer soon.

The foot washing stations?
Do the women have them too?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)

173 There is not one of these trannies participating in women's sports that have transitioned. They all have their cock and balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt)

only the dumb ones transition medically. A purple fright wig is cheap and leaves you able to beat people up at protests and the like.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

174
We have plants in the garden to attract bees. They've never given me the least trouble. The foraging ones don't even notice me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

175 You need chocolate.

It's medicine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2026 07:09 PM (l4RKn)
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Part of the four major food groups:

fat, salt, beer and chocolate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (amcLV)

176 "Yet somehow their worthlessness is properly blamed on their actions, and not their sex."

You must be a veteran of the Mortimer, Pepe, and mgtow era.

Those were some hellacious threads.

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (zBgIx)

177 What are they going to recall her for? Is she not lefty enough?
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

The one they won't say is driving out the entire city tax base.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)

178 The steps of wudu are: washing the hands, rinsing the mouth and nose, washing the face, then the forearms, then wiping the head and ears, then washing or wiping the feet, done in order without any long breaks between them.

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Thank you, Wesley Crusher (words I never thought I would say). Does this mean they go through that entire sequence every time they use a public restroom? That must be a sight to see.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (afFes)

179 Thanks Wesley.
That was interesting!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

180 Also...is she sure those are wasps and not hornets?

A womman on the Internet rescuses all insects. Gives spiders a free ride outside vs me killing them. It is my house and I don't want to be bit by a spider. I don't need a sign to post that I will kill bugs if you enter.

She is a miserable person. Incredibly negative and argumentative towards fellow humans...especially those who disagree with her (that would be me).

I also note she's alone with no husband and I am unsure if she killed him, he died or she divorced him as she has spawn. Heaven knows I don't tolerate her online and she must be a bitter nag in person.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)

181 Is that something I'm supposed to look up?
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)
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Wesley Crusher's got it covered.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (FZ29D)

182 I say pressure wash 'em and be done with it.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

183

My late father worked for a company that employed muzzies.

He said the sinks were disgusting because of the foot washing and also the bathrooms too because of the ass wiping with their hands.

Posted by: four seasons at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (/QHx4)

184 We have plants in the garden to attract bees. They've never given me the least trouble. The foraging ones don't even notice me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

I love honeybees and bumblebees. I hate wasps and hornets. Been stang so many times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (0aYVJ)

185 If I lived alone, and the wasps were not in an area I would need to be annoying them constantly, I'd leave them there, too.

Well, that's batshit insane.

Posted by: Women Really Are Cooked at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (BwkT6)

186 I also note she's alone with no husband and I am unsure if she killed him, he died or she divorced him as she has spawn. Heaven knows I don't tolerate her online and she must be a bitter nag in person.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)
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For all we know her husband's mummified corpse is hidden in the nest. It's a pretty big nest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (FZ29D)

187 Is that something I'm supposed to look up?
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM

I did it for you, ma'am.

Even in the 24th Century, your shiv, muscle car piloting, and cookbook editing skills are legendary.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

188 And judging from that video, Hassan Piker also doesn't seem to know how to properly display a katana.

Here's an image from one of his livestreams, where he and some friends were looking at swords, and they flipped out when they saw this one with a swastika-esque guard. They bought it, and have it sometimes in their videos.

https://tinyurl.com/39x7zxch

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:33 PM (+/CWD)

189 I wonder if Piker's taxes are on the up and up? maybe an IRS auditor could take a look....

Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (7esJd)

190 13 Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

my alma mater had a surfeit of middle eastern foreign students. always amusing was the muddy shoeprints on the toilet seats in the winter.

Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

191 Also...is she sure those are wasps and not hornets?

A womman on the Internet rescuses all insects. Gives spiders a free ride outside vs me killing them. It is my house and I don't want to be bit by a spider. I don't need a sign to post that I will kill bugs if you enter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)

A streamer gal I watch sometimes had a largish bug in her room and was freaking a little (its Texas). She finally caught it and took it outside her house...and it tumbled right into a spider web and the spider got to it in a flash. Very funny.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (uhVAy)

192 I saw Level 4: do not travel advisory open for Butthole Surfers at the Long Beach Vet in 1986.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

193 Hasan Piker says the US deserved 9/11.
Hasan Piker wishes every white woman to get r@ped by invaders
Hasan Piker wants the streets to run red with blood.
Hasan Piker supports Muslim terrorism.
Hasan Piker shocks his dog.
Hasan Piker wears Mao suits and reads from the Littel Red Book while living in a million-dollar mansion.

He's the very model of a modern-day DSA candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

194 How do you back the players on your team 100% when your fouled player definitively stated that the foul was intentional and the first statement you made after the incident was to defend the other team's player by saying it wasn't intentional?

And losing respect for Clark trying to be middle of the road all the time.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (KC5Lt)

195 Well thank you again, Wesley. I'm always very hesitant to look up something I've seen here with no context. Very. Hesitant.

Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (afFes)

196 190 13 Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport

my alma mater had a surfeit of middle eastern foreign students. always amusing was the muddy shoeprints on the toilet seats in the winter.
Posted by: anachronda at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (sGtp+)

DUDE that is the shitter!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (/+uur)

197 177 What are they going to recall her for? Is she not lefty enough?
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

The one they won't say is driving out the entire city tax base.
Posted by: Oldcat

It wasn't popular or working, so it obviously wasn't real socialism.

Posted by: DSA Apologists at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (+/CWD)

198 I wonder if Piker's taxes are on the up and up? maybe an IRS auditor could take a look....
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (7esJd)

He's more worried about the investigation into his visit to Cuba to aid the Communists there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (uhVAy)

199 I was hoping the wasps were WASPS and she had a whole colony of white Anglo-Saxon Protestants living in her office. She wouldn't be so sanguine about that, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (YSQQv)

200 The WNBA is a political op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (d9FiM)

201 I love honeybees and bumblebees. I hate wasps and hornets. Been stang so many times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:32 PM (0aYVJ)
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When I had lavender and oregano blooming in my side yard, I noted that the honeybees exclusively visited the oregano and the bumblebees the lavender. Interesting divergence.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)

202 Hasan Piker and Medea Benajamin are under Federal investigation IIRC for their little 'humanitarian' jaunt to Cuba where they stayed in government owned five-star hotels

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)

203 146 Forgive me for not being up on my Muslim foot-washing protocol, but does this mean they take their shoes and socks off in a public bathroom and wash their feet after using the bathroom? And then put the same socks and shoes back on? What is the purpose?

Pretty sure they do it before praying. It also creates quite the mess because the process ends up spraying water all over the floor.

Posted by: the dandy at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (8l8nW)

204 Thank you, Wesley Crusher (words I never thought I would say). Does this mean they go through that entire sequence every time they use a public restroom? That must be a sight to see.
Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (afFes)
No. That's why the perfume, cologne, etc.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

205 He's the very model of a modern-day DSA candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma

He has information animal, tranny and political?

Posted by: DSA Apologists at August 12, 2026 07:37 PM (+/CWD)

206 He's the very model of a modern-day DSA candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

So, CNN or MS Now?
Special correspondent.

I'd go MS Now, Al Sharpton doesn't look great and a spot may open up.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:37 PM (Sco7b)

207 Jen get in the car!

https://tinyurl.com/yvxpcsu8

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 07:38 PM (YZ0Fo)

208 I was hoping the wasps were WASPS and she had a whole colony of white Anglo-Saxon Protestants living in her office. She wouldn't be so sanguine about that, though.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 12, 2026 07:35 PM (YSQQv)
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The penny loafers! The Izod Lacoste shirts! Aaaaaah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (amcLV)

209 CNN or MSNOW?

Depends, which has the most viewers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)

210 When I had lavender and oregano blooming in my side yard, I noted that the honeybees exclusively visited the oregano and the bumblebees the lavender. Interesting divergence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)

I do not see many bumblebees where I live, but the honeybees love them some lavender. Around here, you'll see bumblebees in the mountains. Big fluffy ones. Flying teddy bears.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (0aYVJ)

211 Pretty sure they do it before praying. It also creates quite the mess because the process ends up spraying water all over the floor.
Posted by: the dandy

Yes. Before praying. Just another step by the goatrapers to show dominance and rub your nose in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (d9FiM)

212 When I had lavender and oregano blooming in my side yard, I noted that the honeybees exclusively visited the oregano and the bumblebees the lavender. Interesting divergence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 07:36 PM (amcLV)

That means the bumblebees are FABULOUS!!

Posted by: The obvious conclusion at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (brIJB)

213 The WNBA is a political op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And an accounting trick by the NBA.

Not much of a dessert topping, though.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (VHUov)

214 Or a floor wax

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

215 Cambridge vice-chancellor insists Arday case is an ‘aberration.’

There are about 40,000 of these butt fuckin morons in the US.

There are 20,318 high schools in the United States and every one has 2 or 3.
There are 3,982 degree-granting postsecondary institutions in the United States.

I could drive to a dart throw and find the closet school, get a list of profs, and by 2nd Breakfast I could find a stack of plagiarism higher than a race dog shit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

216 Do that Wudu that you do so well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

217 When I had lavender and oregano blooming in my side yard, I noted that the honeybees exclusively visited the oregano and the bumblebees the lavender. Interesting divergence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

That means the bumblebees are FABULOUS!!
Posted by: The obvious conclusion

They wear animal-patterned fur pimp coats 24/7. Duh. Of course they're fabulous.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VHUov)

218 WNBA
Whiney Negress Basketball Assholes

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (/+uur)

219 I also note she's alone with no husband and I am unsure if she killed him, he died or she divorced him as she has spawn. Heaven knows I don't tolerate her online and she must be a bitter nag in person.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2026 07:31 PM (hzuYO)

She just gave him a free ride outside, rather than killing him.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (zYpTz)

220 209 CNN or MSNOW?

Depends, which has the most viewers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)

I lloked up a bunch of ratings a while back.

MS Now had about 1.7 million.
I think CNN was less than a million but I'm not sure about that.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)

221 196 190 13 Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport
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Incrementally, one step at a time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VQ0bX)

222 >>He has information animal, tranny and political?

You could have gone with

...and allegedly a pedophil(e).

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 07:42 PM (uzmqU)

223
The WNBA is a political op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And an accounting trick by the NBA.

Like Springtime For Hitler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 07:42 PM (Cqx++)

224 They look at us and laugh. They say, look, they know what we are doing yet they do nothing but talk. They deserve us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VQ0bX)

225 Islam is slowly creeping in and taking over...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VCgbV)

226 221 196 190 13 Islamic foot wash stations are being installed inside the bathrooms at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport
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Incrementally, one step at a time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:41 PM (VQ0bX)

Chilis Terlingua Pride
5 hopadillos
I could really fuck these up

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur)

227
'the knives will be out" is a particularly apt expression for Piker. and it may not be metaphorical.
Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 07:25 PM (7esJd)

For his cocksucker uncivilized savage co-religionists, sure. Not for him personally. I guarantee that he's a great big pussy who talks a lot of smack to get someone ELSE to go all violent, while he hides behind his microphone sipping a Starbucks Iced White Chocolate Mocha.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 07:44 PM (y9nCu)

228 So, CNN or MS Now?
Special correspondent.

I'd go MS Now, Al Sharpton doesn't look great and a spot may open up.
Posted by: Stateless

Top 4 ratings hosts at MSNOW

Rachel Maddow
Lawrence O'Donnell
Chris Hayes
Jen Psaki

Wow...what a lineup.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:45 PM (+/CWD)

229 'the knives will be out" is a particularly apt expression for Piker. and it may not be metaphorical.
Posted by: vivi

For his cocksucker uncivilized savage co-religionists, sure. Not for him personally. I guarantee that he's a great big pussy who talks a lot of smack to get someone ELSE to go all violent, while he hides behind his microphone sipping a Starbucks Iced White Chocolate Mocha.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

[radical-muslim, moderate-muslim meme here]

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2026 07:46 PM (VHUov)

230 Recall? Well, she is defective, and dangerous

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 07:46 PM (zHCmI)

231 She insisted that the importance of the university’s “staff of colour” was not in question, saying “this particular case is an aberration and should not be used to cast aspersions on their work or the legitimacy of their roles at Cambridge”.

hahaha

the colour people did it

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (/+uur)

232 They look at us and laugh. They say, look, they know what we are doing yet they do nothing but talk. They deserve us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VQ0bX)

225 Islam is slowly creeping in and taking over...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 12, 2026 07:43 PM (VCgbV)
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Yes. Profoundly disconcerting. Kind of like seeing floodwater slowly rising and wondering if I should climb up the hill.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)

233 Wow...what a lineup.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 07:45 PM (+/CWD)

Morning Joe

The number one morning show!
In Washington DC.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)

234 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 07:48 PM (d9FiM)

235 She has WASPs in her office? I wondered where that rock band went.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2026 07:49 PM (sAmhv)

236 Posted by: bluebell at August 12, 2026 07:30 PM (afFes)

And 5 times a day before they pray.

If you walk into to any public restroom in Europe, there will be an inch of water on the floor.

They think we're so dirty because we only use paper to wipe, but I'm like, it seems far nastier to be spraying your butt with a hose and letting the feces filled spray go everywhere, which I then have to walk through the entire time I'm in the restroom.

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