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Dog and cat have worked out a mutual massage plan.

Chirodectes maculatus, a very rare kind of box jellyfish.

Polite visiting donkey.

Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes. (Contains short video of dog-vs.-coyote violence.)

Fusilli Jerry. (Because he's silli.)

Sign this guy up.

Sea otter enjoys lunch.

Surfin' ducks.

Someone made a version of soccer that's worth watching. For like three seconds.

Background actor was told not to look at the camera. She succeeds... kind of.

Gorilla has time on his hands.

Helping ducks beat the heat.

Stealth-parachuting from the Eiffel Tower.

The eclipse as seen in Spain.

There are no rules in urban parking. It's Thunderdome.



This is like me trying to trim my eybebrows:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:36 PM




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1 Hello.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (UKrJG)

2 Yup

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2026 07:36 PM (PQ96V)

3 I love that kitty video.

Thanks.

Murder level decreasing...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)

4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

6 Okay, who blew a seal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)

7 4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

Is that what they call it now?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (l3cgK)

8 Welcome to City 17.

Posted by: IYKYK at August 13, 2026 07:41 PM (nHXB4)

9 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

10 Okay the closest I can match a Cafe subject of space light phenomenon in a painting is in my nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)

11 Be advised, someone may be along later to inform us that sea otters hold each others paws whilst they sleep.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

12 >4 I could have been first but I was smacking my goat.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed at August 13, 2026 07:43 PM (GTqXr)

13

Stock up on beef.

Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)

14

Everybody's duck surfing.
Duck surfing USA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (Cqx++)

15 Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (UKrJG)

16 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

17 "Dog and cat have worked out a mutual massage plan."

That's almost pornographic.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (oji8u)

18 I was smacking my goat."

Right handed? Left handed?

Ambidextrous?

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)

19 Stock up on beef.

Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4

I feel guilty. I live in a development that was formerly a 1500 acre cattle ranch.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:46 PM (KC5Lt)

20 16 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)


Alternatively...

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (nHXB4)

21 Stupid monkeys will chew the cables right off your bike. Best to smack that monkey immediately!
Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:45 PM


And penguins will projectile poop all over it, making it unrideable from the intense and mephitic smell.

Which red button do you choose?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

22 Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."

We tried.

/8th Air Force

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)

23 Squeeeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:48 PM (pP7rZ)

24
Here in SW Wyoming it is the horrible drought. Can't grow the hay to feed the cattle. Some ranchers are "downsizing" their herds.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (/QHx4)

25 "Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes."

I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)

26 Bull elephant seals fight by slamming each other with the enormous rolls of fat around their necks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (amcLV)

27 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage"

They're going to double shifts in Texas... they grow beef there, I'm told.

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (XuXeR)

28 I'm still laughing at the Austin Musk video.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)

29 Good evening everyone

4 Mgid is the charm

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

30 current cattle shortage is unnatural

Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)

31 Hey JJS
Jungle Loves was our prom theme song

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

32 1978

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

33 27 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage"

Are they laying off Americans?
Or others?

I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

34 So a cheeseburger burger is going to double in price?
Well, crap

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (UKrJG)

35
Why does everything in Europe look old?
Can't they do something to cheer the place up?
Depressing."

We tried.

/8th Air Force
Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 07:47 PM (XuXeR)

__________

The problem is that the Germans went all Brutalist to make a break from all the Wilhelmine-Hitler architecture of the past. So now they have new buildings that got old very fast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

36 30 current cattle shortage is unnatural
Posted by: runner at August 13, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)

To Serve Beast

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

37 @13

>>Stock up on beef.

Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound.

This is not good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (XV/Pl)

38 Beef's already high. How come I have to choose between black angus steaks or nothing?
Gimme that red steer steak for half price!~

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (q6tQZ)

39 28 I'm still laughing at the Austin Musk video.
Posted by: polynikes


It’s hilarious !

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (gYkRR)

40 The drought is convenient but the C suites want to destroy US cattle farms and the beef industry in general

Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (T8bqm)

41 "Gorilla has time on his hands."

Foreground Gorilla was told not to look at the camera.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:54 PM (oji8u)

42 It's not so much that Kelly Neuman's grandfather was a Nazi as that she's following his early footsteps.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (pMmVV)

43 I thought Tyson loved them their illegals.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

Meesth lovff thems cowsth

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

44
*Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

45 >>>There are no rules in urban parking. It's Thunderdome.

Did you see that? Mofo stole my spot.
--Driver of the white car.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (syz1S)

46 Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound.

This is not good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Paid $7.19 in the rolls yesterday. Got 2. We mix them with ground pork and venison. Makes that hamburger taste more "beefy". Don't ask me to explain it.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (q6tQZ)

47 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
----------
Go get yourself a beer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 07:56 PM (amcLV)

48 re: goose vs .mil

This Canadian aggression shall not stand!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (vJrRc)

49 Minnesota Dem Peggy Flanagan boasts she could be first Native American woman senator

close second

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

50
Going more with pork, chicken, lamb and salmon recently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)

51 Hmmm, Packers and Steelers live or CFB from last year?
Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?

Posted by: Accomack at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (T8bqm)

52 It's time to go pick more maters. Only 94, and there's shade in the mater patch.

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (q6tQZ)

53
Just stumbled on this video. Somebody in Johannesburg caught the Raptor relight on the last Starship test flight:

https://t.ly/5C193

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)

54 I may have to take up deer hunting. We have a surplus of those.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)

55 Tyson closing two facilities due to historic cattle shortage.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons


I'mma bet it's really because ICE sent home all their screw-worm infested Messican workers

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 13, 2026 07:58 PM (vJrRc)

56 Portugal could be a fine country, if not for the Portugees.

Posted by: Lofty Perch at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (JM9I6)

57
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy made it safely to Waco for shows starting tomorrow. Relieved.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (O0L8i)

58 It wouldn't really be hunting because I could just sit outside for a while until one comes ambling by.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 07:59 PM (MWfyi)

59 I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

60 Go get yourself a beer.

My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)

61 My Doctor took me off beer six months ago.
It's been hell this summer without a cold one.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:01 PM (UKrJG)
------------
You had a prescription for beer???

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2026 08:02 PM (amcLV)

62 First the beef, then the pork, then the sheep...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (6XDXn)

63 Why would ranchers get rid of cattle if they can sell them at a price that accounts for the increase in feed or more?

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:03 PM (KC5Lt)

64 Reminded me of one of the best depressing movies ever made. I'm not a fan of depressing movies but Hud was a great movie.

The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.

I only have two.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)

65 Time for some avian flu culling

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)

66 You had a prescription for beer?
No my prescriptions don't get along with beer.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (UKrJG)

67 So a cheeseburger burger is going to double in price?
Well, crap
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 07:53 PM


Come to my daughter's cookout. I'll grill one up for you, free!

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 13, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

68
If they can't feed them best to sell them before they are skinny, lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (/QHx4)

69 Went to Costco and cube beef was 8.99 a pound"

Pork was almost reasonable. Along with chicken...

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:08 PM (XuXeR)

70 Reminded me of one of the best depressing movies ever made. I'm not a fan of depressing movies but Hud was a great movie.

The Human Stain is my other favorite depressing movie.

I only have two.
Posted by: polynikes

Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

71 Time for some avian flu culling
Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:06 PM (enNUy)

Just in time for Thanksgiving like the last two years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)

72 Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?"

It'll be interesting

Posted by: man at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (XuXeR)

73 Looking For Mr. Goodbar. Depressing, depressing, depressing.
Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

I agree it's depressing but it also a terrible movie.

I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.

This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)

74 good one, polynikes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

75 72, gotta hope so!

woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

76
Sea otters stay warm in frigid waters with the densest fur of any mammal on Earth.

Fox News

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:15 PM (/QHx4)

77 I'd put Paths of Glory up there among great depressing movies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:16 PM (XvL8K)

78 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)

79 I have a few that I thought were good movies until they decided they needed a depressing ending because 'art'.

This Property is Condemned and Message in a Bottle.
Posted by: polynikes

"Cold Mountain"

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 08:18 PM (lJ0H4)

80 IMDB's list of the 35 most depressing movies:

https://tinyurl.com/y262p8c5

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (XvL8K)

81 My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)

82 A Clockwork Orange is only depressing the first couple times. Every watch thereafter is peak comedy.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:20 PM (vE0+H)

83 My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2026 08:21 PM (6XDXn)

84
Old Dutchess is doing better now that we've cut her epilepsy medicine back a bit. Her prescribed dose was leaving her woozy and impaired her motor skills. I thought she was a goner, but thought to try this first. Now she's brighter eyed and moves around with greater assurance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (O0L8i)

85 @78. Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)

86 "Warrior dog fights and kills thirteen coyotes."

I understand this was the inspiration for John Wick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oji8u)

Same principle. More throat tearing than shooting Russians in the head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

87
I love movies with happy endings. Easy Rider. Isadora.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)

88 One of my picks for among the worst movies of all time is Revolutionary Road. I think it had some potential with both Winslet and DiCaprio being relative talents which is probably what bothered me. The "story" IMO is possibly the stupidest delivery of leftardist fagfuck propaganda in history.

I would recommend absolutely nobody watch it ever. I don't like "message" movies as it is, no matter what the message is, but Lord that one is just pure libtard tripe.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (vE0+H)

89 78 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi

I've been watching Enterprise while doing my projects.

Very good. Maybe one of the best of all of them. They did 'comedy' episodes very well. And 'A Night in Sickbay' was pretty sexy.

Blalock and Park oiled up. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)

90 Atonement was an open a vein movie. Major depressive.

Posted by: nckate at August 13, 2026 08:27 PM (enNUy)

91 78. Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a horny ape.

I have never cared for Star Trek but that one sounds interesting.
Posted by: Case at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM (UKrJG)

He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

92 Happy cafe! Finally home!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

93 John Wick of dogs: Pet dog fights 13 coyotes attacking its owner’s sheep, kills them all
--------
FAFO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2026 08:31 PM (XeU6L)

94 The drought is very real. Read a discussion online talking about how little rain they are getting. There's no hay, so nothing to feed them. The rain comes in at an odd pattern, where some areas get heavy rains while areas a few miles away get nothing. It's impacting crops too, of course, but it takes longer to build a herd back up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)

95 92 Happy cafe! Finally home!
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ


Welcome home!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Sco7b)

96 What's depressing about Eraserhead?.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:36 PM (bkuEU)

97 Thank you, Stateless!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 08:22 PM

That's good news!
Thank you.

It may be early bedtime tonight.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (Sco7b)

99 Glad you could make it, Piper!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 13, 2026 08:38 PM (VyBeY)

100 94 The drought is very real. Read a discussion online talking about how little rain they are getting. There's no hay, so nothing to feed them. The rain comes in at an odd pattern, where some areas get heavy rains while areas a few miles away get nothing. It's impacting crops too, of course, but it takes longer to build a herd back up.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 08:34 PM (bkuEU)

Central Valley Calif here... average price nationwide for an acre foot of water? $41.00

Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2026 08:40 PM (mP0Kj)

101
My dad loved the movie "Joe". Not positive if it was or was not because of all the dead hippies.
Posted by: ...


I saw that in a theater when it first came out. Yuck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:41 PM (Cqx++)

102 GatewayPundit...

Abdul keeps getting better and better. The Dem establishment tried to br___ him down with commercials saying he disrespected women.

They should have used this...



Abdul must not like dogs.

Far-left Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, who has campaigned heavily on his credentials as a doctor and public-health official, is under fire over his time leading the Detroit Health Department, during which the city’s animal-control operation euthanized more than 4,000 dogs and cats.

According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer.

In 2015 alone, the facility killed 1,988 dogs and 272 cats, accounting for more than a quarter of all dogs euthanized in the county that year.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)

103
He also gets seduced by the Mojo of a native woman. He seems ok with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Why not? It was Nancy Kovack.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kovack

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (Cqx++)

104 AI isn't quite at the level it can compete with midlevel directors and actors.
It is getting close however. "Book of Shadows" (set in Forgotten Realms) is available on youtube and is already better than all the other D&D movies not set there.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 08:45 PM (88C+u)

105 >>>my prescriptions don't get along with beer.

Posted by: Case
---

Mine don't either. Bourbon, on the other hand. ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (pMmVV)

106 99 sock

Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 Now that the NFA is effectively dead, does that really change the price of SBR’s or suppressors?"

I was surprised that ATF didn't ask for a stay but they still have another 50-something days to file an appeal so anything can still happen. That said, I'm not sure how many people who wanted one were still being put off post-OBBB. Some for sure, but tens of thousands? Millions? I dunno.

When OBBB passed, my prediction was that increased demand would lead to increased prices which would lead to increased production and/or new producers which would lead to decreased prices. That actually doesn't seemed to have happened. So will it happen now? Again, I dunno. It still seems reasonable to me but I'm a proven loser at predicting what other people will do.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)

108
Hubby wanted a ribeye, just one, and it was $25.

Nope we ain't paying that.



Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:48 PM (/QHx4)

109 Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!
Posted by: Piper


That's food, and not two new pets, right?

Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

110 Here? in the foothills where we USED to raise cattle? $500.00. We USED to have a fairly good cattle industry.... not anymore.

But you lead the nation in snail darters!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)

111 >>>>>>>> --- > According to records obtained by the Daily Mail, nearly 4,680 dogs and cats were put down by Detroit Animal Care and Control between 2015 and 2017 while El-Sayed served as executive director and health officer
---

It was the flea epidemic, he did it to save them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (pMmVV)

112 River's Edge was depressing. Bleak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

113

I don't know what the going rate normally is for a ton of hay.

Oldest son the Forest Service is paying almost $400 a ton to feed the wild horses they take care of.

No rain, no food for the animals.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 08:52 PM (/QHx4)

114 109 Thank you! Have a surprise bowl of ramen with miso waiting here. That was nice!
Posted by: Piper

That's food, and not two new pets, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 13, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

Ha! Yes. But I could see why it would be questioned.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 I wonder if importing Argentinian beef will be on the table again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)

116
Texas has had a lot of rain, so their cattle are probably okay.

It rained here today for 30 minutes. Most rain we've had for many months.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (/QHx4)

117 I ran across a video of some pink haired chick saying "You should all be worried about ICE because if you aren't being impacted now soon you will!" and I assumed she would go on a rant on how ICE is deporting citizens or something as I've seen the left make these false claims.

Oh now she does it in a different direct...

"They are deporting the people that grow your food, mow your grass and watch your children!"

Lady this is WHAT I voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2026 09:00 PM (sKqQm)

118 115 I wonder if importing Argentinian beef will be on the table again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 08:57 PM (9VasJ)

Fresh market has it, but I think it has to come from very specific regions now.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2026 09:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

119 I have seen some polls out of Ohio (If they are actually real and not slewed) with the clown Sherrod Brown leading in the Senate race.

Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???

Posted by: Buster Hymand at August 13, 2026 09:04 PM (y7IOQ)

120 Last rain we had here was at the end of June. Cold rain, high temp was 59 degrees. Since then, bupkis, and plenty of heat. Would love to see some good rain knock down the fires all over the damn place. The Big Grass fire in the Owyhee got some rain, but, probably not enough to make much difference. It's up to about 600,000 acres now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:05 PM (0aYVJ)

121 River's Edge was depressing. Bleak.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

I forgot about that one. It was but I thought it was just more tragic as I didn't feel any connection to the characters. I thought it was an interesting movie though and have watched it a couple of times.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (KC5Lt)

122 6 Okay, who blew a seal?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2026 07:40 PM (l3cgK)


It's ice cream !

Posted by: Penguin Joe at August 13, 2026 09:06 PM (X5Jzz)

123
Are the people of Ohio that dumb to reelect this clown and give another vote for Schumer and the Commies ???
Posted by: Buster Hymand


Yes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (Cqx++)

124 Hi Pug!

Washington State is having some fires as well. mount Baker is supposed to get snow this weekend. Kinda early, but maybe we will get a bomb snow year. It would be nice.

We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)

125 They brought the Argentine beef in for hamburger. It has to be mixed with a certain percentage of fat. American cattle have excess fat, so it can be mixed with lean Argentine beef. Not sure what the plan is. I think there is a pending farm bill.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:10 PM (bkuEU)

126 Saw these gas prices today. On one corner Speedway..$3,25. On the opposite corner Thornton..$3.74. In the past I've seen them vary by a couple of cents but never by that much.

Posted by: Tuna at August 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)

127 NOT CHANO!!!!!!

NO!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (XV/Pl)

128 We got significant snow on the beach in winter 2020. Folks harnessed a husky dog team and had them pull a sled full of kids in 14 inches of snow on the beach. It was hilarious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:09 PM (9VasJ)

That sounds awesome!

We have never been on the coast during the winter. We really want to do it. I love the ocean. Humbling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:12 PM (0aYVJ)

129 Is this the only sane place left on the internet

Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)

130
NOT CHANO!!!!!!

NO!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender


He made it out and joined the NYPD.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (Cqx++)

131 Beef prices to go even higher? Ugh.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:15 PM (aJQbY)

132 Yay. Snowflake came in. Early bedtime is on the table. This is about her time anyways,

I can't remember the last time she wasn't here at night with Ralpjy and I.

Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (Sco7b)

133 I want Musk to build a national irrigation system where flood waters from one area of the country can be sent to other areas who are in a drought.

I also want to win the lottery.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)

134 whom does the OH GOP have to run against Sherrod?
Colorado's GOP chose God to run for Governor. Technically God's missionary, name of Victor Marx. That's the pitch Marx is putting on his flyers, that God chose Marx to run in that state.
Pretty bold strategy given Colorado's demographics in 2026.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 13, 2026 09:16 PM (88C+u)

135 Today I drove from far north seattle to far south seattle with a detour downtown to see if it was full on zombieland thanks to the communist and incompetent mayor. Its not. While I'd hate to be a commercial real estate broker with all the vacancies, the streets were relatively full of normal looking people.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)

136 Is this the only sane place left on the internet

For given values of 'sane', sure!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (aJQbY)

137 At least OJ gave Fred Astaire his cat back in one piece.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:18 PM (XV/Pl)

138

polynikes,

I have thought the same thing, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (/QHx4)

139 The great thing about McQueen is, he always looked like a guy who had just been through some sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2026 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

140 LA Sue,
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)

141 Today I drove from far north seattle to far south seattle with a detour downtown to see if it was full on zombieland thanks to the communist and incompetent mayor. Its not. While I'd hate to be a commercial real estate broker with all the vacancies, the streets were relatively full of normal looking people.
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:17 PM (BN8mS)


You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)

142 That hairy headed gent ran amok in Kent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)

143
Red Flag warning here but the neighbor has his sprinklers running.

Asshole

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)

144 You should have come a bit further south. I was in Renton this morning getting the car serviced. Walked down the street to a coffee shop and got approached twice by tweakers. The bus stop reeked of urine. And Kent has really gone downhill.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2026 09:25 PM (2WIwB)

Well, I'm in Kent, so that's not news to me. My family's house is about the only decent spot in the city. Burien is a wreck, even Normandy Park and 3 tree point aren't great anymore. But you can't pick where you're from!

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:30 PM (BN8mS)

145 Actually Kent is great if you're Sikh.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:33 PM (BN8mS)

146 Y'all...

This is wild. Some folks have waaaay too much time on their hands.

https://tinyurl.com/ybjmdsrz

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)

147 LA Sue,
I hope you got out of your car and walked along the downtown Seattle waterfront. It’s spectacular. Honestly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:22 PM (9VasJ)

I didn't - I haven't visited the waterfront since they demolished the viaduct. Maybe next trip.

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (BN8mS)

148 129 Is this the only sane place left on the internet?

Posted by: H at August 13, 2026 09:13 PM (H1yGV)

I'd say it's one of the few honest places.

Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (Q+gd/)

149 Hey four seasons!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:36 PM (FdpeO)

150

SMH!!

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:37 PM (/QHx4)

151

We had two hummingbirds hanging around today which is rare for here.

They are cool birds.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)

152 I had a huge guffaw when I saw the car that drove off the road and ended up "parked".

Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2026 09:42 PM (ZNpJk)

153 Sane, you say?

https://youtu.be/-Dm51WGZPns

Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2026 09:43 PM (9c7Cw)

154 LA Sue,

If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)

155 Is this the only sane place left on the internet?

There are other places?

But, now, about that "sane" part. Have you seen the ONT comments?

Posted by: mindful webworker - surprise surprise surprise at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (C8pEi)

156 I had to quit feeding the hummingbirds because they were draining the feeders daily.

2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating.

So the daughter and grandkids took the feeders. They think having tons of hummingbirds swarming about is awesome.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:46 PM (FdpeO)

157 "2-3 dozen hummingbirds at once cease being cute and start being aggravating."

Stop The Humming!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at August 13, 2026 09:48 PM (Q+gd/)

158 LA Sue,

If it’s not too intrusive, please ask one of the COBs for my contact info. I’d love to walk the waterfront with you. And perhaps take you to lunch in West Seattle where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:45 PM (yEz+x)

I would love that! I was going to cruise Alki today and thought of you! (is Salty's still there?) but I missed the turn . Hopefully next trip--- I'm still cleaning up my family's house and figuring out what to do with it...

Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2026 09:51 PM (BN8mS)

159 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.

I love them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)

160 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)

161 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.
___

That they are.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (FdpeO)

162
We don't know what the hummingbirds are finding to eat here.

With the drought no one can plant anything. No flowers, vege gardens, etc.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:56 PM (/QHx4)

163
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 09:57 PM (/QHx4)

164 Hummingbirds are aggressive, territorial little bastards.

I love them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 09:52 PM (yEz+x)

Saw a bunch while walking along the greenbelt in Boise last weekend. Why do they hate each other so much?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 09:58 PM (0aYVJ)

165 Hummingbirds eat sap. They lve off the Doug fir in the PNW in the winter

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (bkuEU)

166 They absolutely are greedy little twits. And then if you sit real still, they'll come up to you, hover, and look you over.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 13, 2026 09:59 PM (aJQbY)

167 *Liz Warren voice*

You shouldn't be eating beef anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

They are going to make a movie of Liz Warren and Cher fighting over who should get a larger share of whitey's reparations.
To be called "The Squawskank Conniption".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2026 09:54 PM (1z8ji)

I read this while listening to Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden. Noice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, This is the Worst Timeline at August 13, 2026 10:00 PM (0aYVJ)

168
We usually have a fly problem here. This summer no flies.

Must be the drought.

Posted by: four seasons at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)

169 LA Sue!

I live on Alki!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)

170 Hummingbirds eat insects too.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2026 10:02 PM (MWfyi)

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