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Paramount Warns California: Stop Blocking Our Purchase of Warner Bros. Through Endless Lawfare Or We're Moving The Entire Multibillion Dollar Corporation to a Different State
California's taxation alone would make the move a good one -- Paramount pays an extra $500 million in taxes every year solely due to the excessive taxes California levies on them.
They have the idea they can tax and bully as much as they like because hey, what are you going to do, leave California? They don't seem to have noticed that a ton of tax-rich corporations have already done just that.David Ellison Reportedly Sets October 1 Deadline to Move Paramount Out of California Over Warner Bros. Lawsuit The escalating battle over Paramount Skydance's proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery may now threaten something much larger than the merger itself: Hollywood's century-old position as the center of the American entertainment industry. Paramount CEO David Ellison has reportedly told his top executives that he is prepared to move the company out of California if the state's attorney general, Rob Bonta, refuses to negotiate a settlement in the lawsuit seeking to block Paramount's roughly $110 billion Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition. And according to a bombshell new report from Puck's Matthew Belloni, Ellison has put an actual date on the threat. October 1. Belloni reports that Ellison recently gathered Paramount's 12-member Executive Leadership Team for a meeting on the Paramount lot, where the CEO laid out what could become one of the most consequential corporate relocations in Hollywood history.Paramount would be the first mover here. Many other entertainment companies have surely considered leaving California, but they are stopped by fears that "it simply isn't done." Once Paramount proves it can be done, there would be a rush of companies leaving.
.... For decades, states including Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee have attempted to take pieces of Hollywood away from California. California may now be giving one of Hollywood's most powerful executives a reason to hand them something much bigger. October 1 suddenly looks like one of the most important dates on Hollywood's calendar.
According to two people Belloni says have direct knowledge of the meeting, Ellison told the executives that Paramount Skydance would relocate to Tennessee, Texas, Georgia, or potentially another state if Bonta does not come to the negotiating table. Even more significantly, Ellison reportedly said Paramount's board has already signed off on the move. That transforms what previously sounded like political pressure into something considerably more concrete. Ellison reportedly remains confident that Paramount will ultimately prevail against the lawsuit brought by California and 11 other states attempting to stop the Warner Bros. transaction. California Attorney General Rob Bonta officially led the coalition of 12 Democrat attorneys general in filing the antitrust lawsuit last month, arguing that the transaction would reduce competition in the entertainment industry. The federal Justice Department, meanwhile, had already cleared the merger. But Ellison reportedly told Paramount leadership that if the dispute is not resolved by October 1, the company will begin the process of leaving California. The significance of that date isn't arbitrary. Beginning after September 30, Paramount is expected to owe Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders approximately $650 million per quarter, commonly described as roughly $7 million per day, while the deal remains unfinished. A federal judge recently scheduled the antitrust trial to begin March 2, 2027, potentially leaving Paramount responsible for more than $1 billion in additional payments before the case is resolved. And if the Warner Bros. transaction ultimately collapses, Paramount could face a staggering $7 billion termination fee. Those numbers dramatically change the economics of the standoff. According to Belloni, Ellison told executives that rather than responding to those costs by slashing content spending or restructuring the company, relocation represents another option. This wouldn't simply mean changing the address on Paramount's corporate headquarters. Belloni reports that Ellison is developing a five-year plan under which the company's headquarters would move first, followed eventually by most studio jobs.
In other Failures of Hollywood news, Jessica Gao, the woke incompetent who was made the showrunner of "She-Hulk" as a pure DEI move, hasn't worked much since she spent $200 million on what ultimately turned out to be the World's Most Expensive Twitter Diss on the CHUDs. She probably won't be given such power again.
I'm not sure she "wrote" the episode as most people would think of "writing" something. TV shows have a showrunner, who acts as the main writer, and a writers room, all of whom contribute jokes and "beats" to a story. A specific person is assigned to "write" it but they're largely compiling what came out of the writers room. Who knows, maybe this was her idea and maybe she did write the episode mostly by herself. But I don't think that's how TV writing actually works. That's why they say she's the "credited writer." She got the credit, yeah, but we don't know how much she was responsible for.
She-Hulk Reportedly Had "Catastrophic" Test Screenings -- Then Jessica Gao Threatened to Quit Over Kevin Feige's Hat
While She-Hulk: Attorney at Law> was canceled after one season, the story behind its troubled production is becoming a cautionary tale for the ages. Tatiana Maslany's short-lived run as Jennifer Walters received renewed attention after X user QQ shared an amusing observation about the series. "The funniest story was how the creators originally conceived of She-Hulk as a case of the week type lawyer show," QQ wrote, "but then they got to the writer's room and they all said they don't know how to do that as if it was lost knowledge like the Roman aqueducts." ... Edgar Award-winning author Daniel Friedman used the post as a launching point to summarize She-Hulk's behind-the-scenes drama, from reportedly "catastrophic" test screenings to the showrunner threatening to quit over Kevin Feige's hat. How Jessica Gao Landed She-Hulk In his post, which quickly went viral, Friedman explained that She-Hulk showrunner Jessica Gao wrote the famous "Pickle Rick" episode of the animated series Rick and Morty. However, she reportedly clashed with the show's co-creator, Dan Harmon, over the decision to cast Susan Sarandon as a character Gao had written as Asian.
Harmon subsequently agreed to host a podcast with Gao titled Whiting Wongs. Friedman described it as "40 hours of him apologizing and learning about racism."This is and always was a dumb idea and it's what makes me think she wasn't really the main writer on "Pickle Rick." This is the kind of thing a n00b thinks is funny. Not only did she think this Basic Bitch idea was super-funny, she was actually willing to die on that hill. She actually quit the show to get this "joke" included.
The writing credit on the popular episode and the podcast appear to have raised Gao's profile. She subsequently landed the showrunner position on the upcoming She-Hulk, but Friedman wrote that "the production was extremely troubled." "In addition to not staffing lawyers or legal-drama writers on the show who could deliver on the Ally McBeal in the MCU' pitch, the She-Hulk show required -- as described by Gao in interviews -- an extraordinary level of direct personal involvement and micromanagement from Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige," Friedman said. Feige's attempts to course-correct throughout the process may not have been well received, although Gao reportedly described their professional relationship as supportive and collaborative. According to Friedman, test audience reactions to the series were "catastrophic," prompting Feige to intervene repeatedly and reshape the Disney+ series.
Any tensions surrounding the show's overall direction were mild compared to the bizarre dispute that reportedly erupted over the season finale. Jennifer concludes the series by breaking through the Disney+ interface and confronting K.E.V.I.N., an artificial intelligence responsible for controlling the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The robot was an unmistakable parody of Feige, whose trademark wardrobe includes a baseball cap. Gao wanted K.E.V.I.N. to wear a small black cap. Feige rejected the idea because he believed that placing a hat on a robot made no logical sense.
"I was incensed, and in this big meeting, in front of like 20 people, I said, 'Kevin, if you don't let me put a hat on that robot, then I quit,'" Gao told The Hollywood Reporter. Rather than backing down, Feige immediately appeared to accept her resignation. "Thank you very much, Jessica," he replied. "You've done some great work for us, and we really appreciate everything."Unfortunately a producer worked out a compromise where the stupid robot would have a mechanical brim over its eyes that looked sort of hat-like and she got to stay on the show.
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Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:30 PM (W2Pud)
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Yeet Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)
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Yeet Yeet Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 04:31 PM (W2Pud)
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Rumors about the Plano area...
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)
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One thing to keep in mind, you could have easily made She Hulk sort of like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Instead of teen girl gets super powers and still has to deal with life young 20ish woman gets them and has to deal with life.
BTVS was a decent hit.
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
BTVS was a decent hit.
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:36 PM (+v1tm)
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It's not like Democrats can just stop being ideology-obsessed pests.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (XMAAx)
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They should just move to Vegas already. Marky Mark has already done it for his production company.
Even if they get their way in this deal they are going to get screwed eventually just because of CA normal operating procedure and revenge.
Even if they get their way in this deal they are going to get screwed eventually just because of CA normal operating procedure and revenge.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (KC5Lt)
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The funniest thing about She-Hulk is how all the writers on the show had no idea how TV courtroom dramas work and had apparently never seen one.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
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BTVS was a decent hit.
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
it's all about writing. Buffy was a long time ago when Weeden was young. These new breeds of writers are terrible, and probably could not produce a good show just because they don't know how.
Supergirl (tv show) was a decent hit
And this She Hulk stuff was right in the middle of the MCU still doing well.
I didn't watch the show but it should have been hard for it to not do pretty well
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)
it's all about writing. Buffy was a long time ago when Weeden was young. These new breeds of writers are terrible, and probably could not produce a good show just because they don't know how.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (uhVAy)
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Hollyrock's changed a lot since I was a star.
Posted by: Stony Curtis at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (JM9I6)
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Make the move anyway. Start having moving trucks arrive, and start laying off people on September 15th.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (960t3)
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Boise is importing the rest of California, might as well move Hollyweird here too.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (+v1tm)
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The funniest thing about She-Hulk is how all the writers on the show had no idea how TV courtroom dramas work and had apparently never seen one.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
They couldn't even make dissolute woman slice of life funny, and they lived that personally.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
They couldn't even make dissolute woman slice of life funny, and they lived that personally.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)
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Plano is near the Indian city of frisco
Posted by: nckate at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)
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Great. Now Gov RINO Lee or MARSHA! will throw pallets of Tennessee taxpayer money at Hollyweird to get them to flood Tennessee with more despciable Californians.
Go back Goldern Staters! You will hate it here! Floods! Tornadoes! Locusts! Humidity so high we swim through the air in the summer!
Go back Goldern Staters! You will hate it here! Floods! Tornadoes! Locusts! Humidity so high we swim through the air in the summer!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 12, 2026 04:39 PM (sFNX2)
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Make the move anyway. Start having moving trucks arrive, and start laying off people on September 15th.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (960t3)
It worked for the Baltimore Colts.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 12, 2026 04:38 PM (960t3)
It worked for the Baltimore Colts.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)
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Writers today have less and less life experience in their the real world to draw upon, so tv shows become less relevant and relatable to normal people.
Posted by: Open Channel D at August 12, 2026 04:40 PM (gYnrv)
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Writers today have less and less life experience in their the real world to draw upon, so tv shows become less relevant and relatable to normal people.
Yeah, but they're aces in appealing to...MODERN AUDIENCES!
Yeah, but they're aces in appealing to...MODERN AUDIENCES!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)
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I like the CA Post Editorial Board take:
Bonta needs to stop stalling, grandstanding and politicizing the proposed Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros. merger. And he needs to do it now.
The federal government in June approved the union.
Bonta, on the other hand, has led a group of 12 blue-state attorneys-general who’ve moved to block the pairing, or delay it long enough to let a future US president intervene.
While Bonta, et al, insist their stance is legal and not political, why is it then that only Democratic AGs have sued to stop the deal?
Is the problem, for these partisans, really that industry consolidation would hurt consumers? (As if this litigious, tax-dollar-wasting group has a care for the average Joe.)
Or is it that Paramount CEO David Ellison is seen by some as Trump-friendly?
The horror. Here we have a Hollywood executive who doesn’t march in lockstep with Democrats. (Or Republicans, really.)
To keep such an undesirable from gaining more reach, is Bonta willing to blow up Hollywood?
Bonta needs to stop stalling, grandstanding and politicizing the proposed Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros. merger. And he needs to do it now.
The federal government in June approved the union.
Bonta, on the other hand, has led a group of 12 blue-state attorneys-general who’ve moved to block the pairing, or delay it long enough to let a future US president intervene.
While Bonta, et al, insist their stance is legal and not political, why is it then that only Democratic AGs have sued to stop the deal?
Is the problem, for these partisans, really that industry consolidation would hurt consumers? (As if this litigious, tax-dollar-wasting group has a care for the average Joe.)
Or is it that Paramount CEO David Ellison is seen by some as Trump-friendly?
The horror. Here we have a Hollywood executive who doesn’t march in lockstep with Democrats. (Or Republicans, really.)
To keep such an undesirable from gaining more reach, is Bonta willing to blow up Hollywood?
Posted by: beckster at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)
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On a related note, yesterday I used Grok to make a 30 second Godzilla-style monster movie of our miniature dachshund and two cats destroying LA that was better than anything put out by Hollywood since Project Hail Mary.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:41 PM (/m4e3)
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Go back Goldern Staters! You will hate it here! Floods! Tornadoes! Locusts! Humidity so high we swim through the air in the summer!
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: A toothless hillbilly at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)
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Any news on Oak Island?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (KGj36)
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Speaking of Joss Whedon I'm still amused how he can be a leftist and write something like Firefly and not realize how it calls out all his leftist pablum as stupid.
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
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"Paramount Warns California: Stop Blocking Our Purchase of Warner Bros. Through Endless Lawfare Or We're Moving The Entire Multibillion Dollar Corporation to a Different State"
Do not move to Texas, we are closed, the moose out front should have told you that.
Do not move to Texas, we are closed, the moose out front should have told you that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (cpFbA)
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Didn't he JUST have an Op-Ed in the NYT where he said he's misunderstood and a nice guy? He sounds like Gul Dukat.
Whatever these nepo tech lords say in public is only the tip of the iceberg. It’s just the usual spin to blame CA government for what they’ve been planning to do all along with no oversight.
Nothing says negotiating in good faith like agreeing to a trial date and then trying to threaten people into settling a week later.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
Byyyeeeee (Intrepid- Katie Wilson?)
This eally sucks. They have is by the short hairs. No good options but relent.
Do these people not hear themselves when they say this stupid shit? They sound like Bond villains.
Your stock price is $8 a share dude. You’re not going to build a new studio in a red state.
Whatever these nepo tech lords say in public is only the tip of the iceberg. It’s just the usual spin to blame CA government for what they’ve been planning to do all along with no oversight.
Nothing says negotiating in good faith like agreeing to a trial date and then trying to threaten people into settling a week later.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
Byyyeeeee (Intrepid- Katie Wilson?)
This eally sucks. They have is by the short hairs. No good options but relent.
Do these people not hear themselves when they say this stupid shit? They sound like Bond villains.
Your stock price is $8 a share dude. You’re not going to build a new studio in a red state.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (+/CWD)
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I have a hot take that part of the reason GA went from a deep red state to purple one is the movie industry moving out there.
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (r13UX)
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I left Hollywood also.
Posted by: Peggy Entwhistle at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (JM9I6)
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To keep such an undesirable from gaining more reach, is Bonta willing to blow up Hollywood?
sure he is
sure he is
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
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Keep all of these fuckheads centralized in one shitty location, please.
Gonna start lobbying the Texas legislature to pass a law prohibiting any of these propaganda mills from incorporating or operating in this state. Fucking locusts, the lot of 'em.
Gonna start lobbying the Texas legislature to pass a law prohibiting any of these propaganda mills from incorporating or operating in this state. Fucking locusts, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (oqH4h)
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Hollywood was founded to evade Edison's patent enforcement goons. It would only be karma for the movie studios to move to Right To Work states and break the Hollywood craft union's chokehold on production staffing.
Posted by: Rick T at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (xeXUW)
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25 Speaking of Joss Whedon I'm still amused how he can be a leftist and write something like Firefly and not realize how it calls out all his leftist pablum as stupid.
he was a wokester to hide his pervy sex-abusive self
like all "male feminists" who aren't gay
he was a wokester to hide his pervy sex-abusive self
like all "male feminists" who aren't gay
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)
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At this point, this is like one of the leading makers of 8-Track tapes threatening to move operations.
Who gives a shit where the grandchildren of the writers of three episodes of Gilligan's Island set up shop?
Who gives a shit where the grandchildren of the writers of three episodes of Gilligan's Island set up shop?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (/m4e3)
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Farscape >>>> Firefly
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (KC5Lt)
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The funniest thing about She-Hulk is how all the writers on the show had no idea how TV courtroom dramas work and had apparently never seen one.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
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And somehow, they couldn't just hire some writers who had worked on that kind of show before.
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)
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And somehow, they couldn't just hire some writers who had worked on that kind of show before.
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (XMAAx)
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Speaking of Joss Whedon I'm still amused how he can be a leftist and write something like Firefly and not realize how it calls out all his leftist pablum as stupid.
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
In the early days he could project himself into the world he invented better. That ability fades with time for most writers or shows when actors get too influential.
BTVS was sort of that way in the first 4 or 5 seasons and then they capped it as stupid early 00s feminism on steroids.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)
In the early days he could project himself into the world he invented better. That ability fades with time for most writers or shows when actors get too influential.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (uhVAy)
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Canada has been taking business away from Hollywood for decades too. A LOT of very popular shows were made here thanks to a cheaper dollar.
I did read a lot of comments on Deadline from people very upset about the loss of jobs and less Hollywood content. Which is horrible because where will be get all of our shows lecturing us how to think.
And since 'She-Hulk' was mentioned, Amazon Prime still had 'Stargirl' which was on the CW and was a LOT of fun.
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
I did read a lot of comments on Deadline from people very upset about the loss of jobs and less Hollywood content. Which is horrible because where will be get all of our shows lecturing us how to think.
And since 'She-Hulk' was mentioned, Amazon Prime still had 'Stargirl' which was on the CW and was a LOT of fun.
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (Sco7b)
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I left Hollywood under duress.
Posted by: Thelma Todd at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (JM9I6)
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36 Farscape >>>> Firefly
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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If Republicans were smart, start having Hollywood specific tax increases in your state.
Or even federal.
Treat Hollywood the way liberals treat the energy industry or gun manufacturers. Run them out of the country.
Or even federal.
Treat Hollywood the way liberals treat the energy industry or gun manufacturers. Run them out of the country.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (r13UX)
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OT. Mike Lindell is refusing to concede in Minnesota. That's why Republicans are the stupid party. He lost by a lot but he still thinks funny stuff in the voting made him lise
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (WOnE5)
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like all "male feminists" who aren't gay
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)
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All eight of them!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:44 PM (j+aD2)
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All eight of them!
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (zZu0s)
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Speaking of Joss Whedon I'm still amused how he can be a leftist and write something like Firefly and not realize how it calls out all his leftist pablum as stupid.
Joss doesn't know he's a leftist like a fish doesn't know he's wet.
Joss doesn't know he's a leftist like a fish doesn't know he's wet.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (8JvNE)
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Ugh keep Hollywoke in Leftcoastia
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (JjGzL)
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Authorities arrested Heidi Beirich, the former chief financial officer of the Southern Poverty Law Center, Tuesday as part of the fraud case against the SPLC, Attorney General Todd Blanche announced."
HAHAH, she no gone Beirich no mo, now she just Bebitch
HAHAH, she no gone Beirich no mo, now she just Bebitch
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (NtVYv)
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We're still suing for residuals.
Posted by: Elinor Donahue, Billy Gray, and Lauren Chapin at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (JM9I6)
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he was a wokester to hide his pervy sex-abusive self
So my idea is we'll have like this karate, super hero teenaged girl right? And she like do flying kicks against like hot female vampires that are also teen girls. And they'll all be super hot.
And...
All of them will be in miniskirts. Except I'll have this one nerd chick that is really cute and she'll come out as bi and a dominatrix or something
Now that is feminism right?
So my idea is we'll have like this karate, super hero teenaged girl right? And she like do flying kicks against like hot female vampires that are also teen girls. And they'll all be super hot.
And...
All of them will be in miniskirts. Except I'll have this one nerd chick that is really cute and she'll come out as bi and a dominatrix or something
Now that is feminism right?
Posted by: Joss Whedon making the pitch for BTVS at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
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43 OT. Mike Lindell is refusing to concede in Minnesota. That's why Republicans are the stupid party. He lost by a lot but he still thinks funny stuff in the voting made him lise
dude is a nut job
dude is a nut job
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
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And somehow, they couldn't just hire some writers who had worked on that kind of show before.
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (XMAAx)
Well for a start, who hired a stable of "comedy" "comic book" "lawyers" show without making any of those qualities a requirement for hiring?
Thus, this knowledge would stay hidden.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:45 PM (XMAAx)
Well for a start, who hired a stable of "comedy" "comic book" "lawyers" show without making any of those qualities a requirement for hiring?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)
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Amazon Prime still had 'Stargirl' which was on the CW and was a LOT of fun.
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart
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My daughter at the time loved this show. It was well done for what it was. A fun, low budget comic book type show basically free of woke politics.
The father being the sidekick AND mentor was a nice twist. Also Solomon Grundy AND a kick-ass robot - yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart
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My daughter at the time loved this show. It was well done for what it was. A fun, low budget comic book type show basically free of woke politics.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (r13UX)
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Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
Farscape had Chiana. Space slut.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
Farscape had Chiana. Space slut.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (KC5Lt)
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Since this thread is movie-adjacent:
Saw the new Spiderman movie.
Overall, I enjoyed it. And it was a good time at the movies.
One thing...oh...I guess concerned me.
Between Supergirl and a female hero in this movie,
the New Thing is Hollywood is-
Murder Chick Chic.
That is, a super-powered female commits straight-up murder buuuuut we're supposed to still think of her as a "hero".
I guess Grrrrl Boss wasn't quite enough, but Grrrrl Murder Boss...Now you got something!
We'll probably see plenty off this from here on out.
We're not going to have a return to normal culture before we all die are we?
Sad.
Saw the new Spiderman movie.
Overall, I enjoyed it. And it was a good time at the movies.
One thing...oh...I guess concerned me.
Between Supergirl and a female hero in this movie,
the New Thing is Hollywood is-
Murder Chick Chic.
That is, a super-powered female commits straight-up murder buuuuut we're supposed to still think of her as a "hero".
I guess Grrrrl Boss wasn't quite enough, but Grrrrl Murder Boss...Now you got something!
We'll probably see plenty off this from here on out.
We're not going to have a return to normal culture before we all die are we?
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)
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Firefly only worked because Adam Baldwin took a character designed to be a slam on masculinity and did it so goddamned good it made everyone else better and fall in line or be left looking stupid.
Proud to have finally gotten to meet the giant sonofabitch at Boise ComicCon this year and shake his hand. (Dude is like 9ft tall.)
Proud to have finally gotten to meet the giant sonofabitch at Boise ComicCon this year and shake his hand. (Dude is like 9ft tall.)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (/m4e3)
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I hope theymove out
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (Ia/+0)
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36 Farscape >>>> Firefly
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
This is very valid. Hmmm, you had Claudia Black in tight leather. Gigi Edgley always looked like a gay guys view of a hot gal to me. Bony, wiry, insane.
Posted by: polynikes
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
This is very valid. Hmmm, you had Claudia Black in tight leather. Gigi Edgley always looked like a gay guys view of a hot gal to me. Bony, wiry, insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
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31 Any news on Oak Island?
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)
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Posted by: Joss Whedon making the pitch for BTVS at August 12, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)
it was a lot simpler....it was a hit movie by someone else.
it was a lot simpler....it was a hit movie by someone else.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)
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That is, a super-powered female commits straight-up murder buuuuut we're supposed to still think of her as a "hero".
the new take on Jane Gray SUCKS
I'm very annoyed with "new canon" for the X men overall
the new take on Jane Gray SUCKS
I'm very annoyed with "new canon" for the X men overall
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (vE0+H)
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jean! sorry my cat is bugging me
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (j+aD2)
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has led a group of 12 blue-state attorneys-general who’ve moved to block the pairing"
Wait a sec... 11 other states are involved... why, exactly?
Wait a sec... 11 other states are involved... why, exactly?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
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Clanker Hats are TIGHT!
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Producer Guy at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (U/s6V)
66
Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XMAAx)
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dude is a nut job
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
You go to war with the nut jobs you have.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)
You go to war with the nut jobs you have.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
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31 Any news on Oak Island?
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)
I seriously remember at 12 some 50 years ago reading about Oak Island and the total failure to find crap there decades earlier. Can't they waste time on some other island?
They found a button! Or maybe just a piece of shell with a hole in it.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (8JvNE)
That was funny. Thanks.
Hmmm. I wonder if I can get the CBC to fund a show where I go looking for the mass graves of children from the Indian residential schools?
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (Sco7b)
I seriously remember at 12 some 50 years ago reading about Oak Island and the total failure to find crap there decades earlier. Can't they waste time on some other island?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z)
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OK, so antitrust Law says the Feds must sign off on major mergers and acquisitions, and there is a Board that looks at all this stuff.
They have signed off on the merger... so under what authority is anyone suing over this? How can a STATE AG show DAMAGE to even get standing to sue?
Now, I could see a competitor gaining standing, as they could be damaged, but what damage is there to the STATE?
They have signed off on the merger... so under what authority is anyone suing over this? How can a STATE AG show DAMAGE to even get standing to sue?
Now, I could see a competitor gaining standing, as they could be damaged, but what damage is there to the STATE?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (mP0Kj)
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Wait a sec... 11 other states are involved... why, exactly?
well if they're like Shapiro, they don't do ANYTHING but grandstand, so why not
well if they're like Shapiro, they don't do ANYTHING but grandstand, so why not
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (j+aD2)
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Oh anyone ever see the show LEXX?
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
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Wait a sec... 11 other states are involved... why, exactly?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
They're angry that the Ellisons met with Trump, so they would prefer the company go down in flames and everyone be out of work.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (XuXeR)
They're angry that the Ellisons met with Trump, so they would prefer the company go down in flames and everyone be out of work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (zZu0s)
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Any news on Oak Island?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (KGj36)
It isn't big enough to handle three Hollywood egos, let alone the whole bunch.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (KGj36)
It isn't big enough to handle three Hollywood egos, let alone the whole bunch.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (XuXeR)
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Zhaan on Farscape was played by Virginia Hey. Very good looking. Was the hot woman in The Road Warrior
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
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I hear Ozzie and Harriet are taking their show, which has been on since 1954, to Canada next season. Doesn't seem right.
Posted by: Here Come the Nelsons at August 12, 2026 04:53 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (/m4e3)
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Zhaan on Farscape was played by Virginia Hey. Very good looking. Was the hot woman in The Road Warrior
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
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This is the kind of thing a n00b thinks is funny.
You mean like calling "nood" when there really isn't one?
You mean like calling "nood" when there really isn't one?
Posted by: That Guy who's new around here at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (0sNs1)
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Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z)
I've wondered why they just completely hollow it out. I will watch the last episode though.
I'm going to check on my friends' cat Snowflake. She came in here and has slept almost a solid 6 hours and we're nearing 5 PM.
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (wOO3z)
I've wondered why they just completely hollow it out. I will watch the last episode though.
I'm going to check on my friends' cat Snowflake. She came in here and has slept almost a solid 6 hours and we're nearing 5 PM.
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
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23 Go back Goldern Staters! You will hate it here! Floods! Tornadoes! Locusts! Humidity so high we swim through the air in the summer!
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: A toothless hillbilly at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)
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*banjo music plays in background*
Posted by: Martin Tell
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Toothless hillbillies, and, pig squealers.
Posted by: A toothless hillbilly at August 12, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)
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*banjo music plays in background*
Posted by: Needs a soundtrack at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (U/s6V)
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This is very valid. Hmmm, you had Claudia Black in tight leather. Gigi Edgley always looked like a gay guys view of a hot gal to me. Bony, wiry, insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Lithe and stone cold crazy works for me.
I can fix Chiana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Lithe and stone cold crazy works for me.
I can fix Chiana.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (yfRPb)
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72 Oh anyone ever see the show LEXX?
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
It's on Tubi.
I like to fall asleep to it.
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)
It's on Tubi.
I like to fall asleep to it.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)
85
Remember:
Corporate taxes--paid by the corporation, they don't pass them on to the consumer.
Tariff taxes--Paid by the consumer, corporations pass those taxes on to the consumer.
That $500 million a year is a tax by California on everyone from every other state--we pay those taxes to Paramount who then gives it to CA.
Corporate taxes--paid by the corporation, they don't pass them on to the consumer.
Tariff taxes--Paid by the consumer, corporations pass those taxes on to the consumer.
That $500 million a year is a tax by California on everyone from every other state--we pay those taxes to Paramount who then gives it to CA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
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If it was conceived as Alley McBeal in The Marvel Universe, why not get the writers of Alley McBeal?
Apparently, most of the main writers are still active.
Apparently, most of the main writers are still active.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (XV/Pl)
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I can fix Chiana.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (yfRPb)
Til she bangs your son, Dargo.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (yfRPb)
Til she bangs your son, Dargo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
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79 Zhaan on Farscape was played by Virginia Hey. Very good looking. Was the hot woman in The Road Warrior
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
MOAR LIGHT!
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM (WOnE5)
Radiated light rays gave her orgasms.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)
MOAR LIGHT!
Posted by: T'raltixx at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (yfRPb)
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66 Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Axeman
I'm just upset she's in a galaxy far, far away. 😔 🐙
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:46 PM (+/CWD)
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Are you just mad about Saffron?
Posted by: Axeman
I'm just upset she's in a galaxy far, far away. 😔 🐙
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (+/CWD)
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I'm going to check on my friends' cat Snowflake. She came in here and has slept almost a solid 6 hours and we're nearing 5 PM.
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
She can't be DEI, sounds like she's a white cat.
My girl cat has discovered she fits in a particular desk drawer and I have to pull it out so she can sleep in the fan.
I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 12, 2026 04:54 PM (Sco7b)
She can't be DEI, sounds like she's a white cat.
My girl cat has discovered she fits in a particular desk drawer and I have to pull it out so she can sleep in the fan.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)
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That $500 million a year is a tax by California on everyone from every other state--we pay those taxes to Paramount who then gives it to CA.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
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And the fuckin retards are still broke as a joke.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)
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And the fuckin retards are still broke as a joke.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (oqH4h)
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Authorities arrested , Heidi Beirichhe former chief financial officer of the Southern Poverty Law Center, Tuesday as part of the fraud case against the SPLC, Attorney General Todd Blanche announced."
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Ah. A bit of good news.
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Ah. A bit of good news.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (XeU6L)
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Literally, there was an earthquake in Cali just now. I felt it. Off to usgs.gov...
Literally, there was an earthquake in Cali just now. I felt it. Off to usgs.gov...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (XJ22o)
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MOAR LIGHT!
Posted by: T'raltixx at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (yfRPb)
Then we'll have Pizza! And margaritas Shooters!
Posted by: T'raltixx at August 12, 2026 04:56 PM (yfRPb)
Then we'll have Pizza! And margaritas Shooters!
Posted by: Harvey at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (zZu0s)
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Now, I could see a competitor gaining standing, as they could be damaged, but what damage is there to the STATE?
Posted by: Romeo13
Merger -> layoffs of redundant positions -> less tax revenue
Posted by: Romeo13
Merger -> layoffs of redundant positions -> less tax revenue
Posted by: Random 9th Circuit Judge at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (VHUov)
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If it was conceived as Alley McBeal in The Marvel Universe, why not get the writers of Alley McBeal?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Money and lack of control. New know-nothings get paid less and will obey ideological commands.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Money and lack of control. New know-nothings get paid less and will obey ideological commands.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (diia5)
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Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore."
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
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Literally, there was an earthquake in Cali just now. I felt it. Off to usgs.gov...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (XJ22o)
Which half?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (XJ22o)
Which half?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)
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Move it all back to New York.
Posted by: Zombie Tom Edison at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)
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"Whiting Wongs?". Is it delivered in Elmer Fudd's voice? Thuffering thoccotash!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (wxsGM)
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Larry Ellison should just buy Cuba, and move Paramount there. It has a lot of things he likes: sunshine, cheap labor, and he'd get to right the legal code.
The Cuban people would get running wate, reliable electricity, plenty of movie jobs, and even casting as extras.
California loses.
The Cuban people would get running wate, reliable electricity, plenty of movie jobs, and even casting as extras.
California loses.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (XuXeR)
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Hopefully they will be able to do a "Barbie" sequel before they move!
Posted by: Fags Everywhere at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (e2lsi)
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She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
And everyone else.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
And everyone else.
Posted by: Malcolm Reynolds at August 12, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)
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Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore."
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
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These people have become friggin' cartoon characters.
What fools they be!
What fools they be!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)
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I'm nominating her as DEI Government Employee of the week.
Posted by: Stateless
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You've never met a FEMA supervisor. They spend their time at the site in question...dozing in their car. $100K/year.
Posted by: Stateless
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You've never met a FEMA supervisor. They spend their time at the site in question...dozing in their car. $100K/year.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (XeU6L)
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This decision is paramount.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (XMAAx)
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At least Hollywood treats female child stars well!
Posted by: Dana Plato and Anissa Jones at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (JM9I6)
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Note to CA:
They are going to move anyway. Nobody can make decent entertainment in this climate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
But TV audiences will be confused by the Southern California location sets! Nothing in Texas or Georgia will look like North Korea in MASH!
Or Tennessee in Death Proof
Or Kentucky in Justified
Or the Arena Planet in Star Trek
Actually, none of these totally look like SoCal. None of them, I say.
Note to CA:
They are going to move anyway. Nobody can make decent entertainment in this climate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)
But TV audiences will be confused by the Southern California location sets! Nothing in Texas or Georgia will look like North Korea in MASH!
Or Tennessee in Death Proof
Or Kentucky in Justified
Or the Arena Planet in Star Trek
Actually, none of these totally look like SoCal. None of them, I say.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
111
You can just watch Dead Pool to get a sluttier Saffron.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (bvDnE)
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At least Hollywood treats female child stars well!
Posted by: Dana Plato and Anissa Jones at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (JM9I6)
And Britney Spears and Maitland Ward and...
Posted by: Dana Plato and Anissa Jones at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (JM9I6)
And Britney Spears and Maitland Ward and...
Posted by: Lindsey Lohan at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (zZu0s)
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The only thing I remember about Ally McBeal was the baby dance being a metaphor of her eggs shriveling up because she couldnt stop being a feminist slutmonkey whorepig
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (fapp/)
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PJM - "Karoline Leavitt Resigns as White House Press Secretary"
Posted by: on topic of bugouts at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
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With AI and digital effects already killing movies, this won't help. Hollywood is dead. Has been for awhile. COVID killed Hollywood as much as anything.
With AI and digital effects already killing movies, this won't help. Hollywood is dead. Has been for awhile. COVID killed Hollywood as much as anything.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (OkYzo)
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111 You can just watch Dead Pool to get a sluttier Saffron.
Posted by: polynikes
I like the pegging scene best.
Posted by: polynikes
I like the pegging scene best.
Posted by: Kyle Kulinski at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (+/CWD)
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Actually, none of these totally look like SoCal. None of them, I say.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
I have hiked in areas here that have those melty rock sandstone sticking up here and there that like the ones where Kirk fought the Gorn. Not the same ones, more remote.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
I have hiked in areas here that have those melty rock sandstone sticking up here and there that like the ones where Kirk fought the Gorn. Not the same ones, more remote.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)
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Stay in Hollywood! I worked in the business for 5 years out there, and I don't want any of those retarded assholes moving to (and destroying) conservative States.
You idiots in Hollywood voted for all of the shit that is destroying your business, so you just stew in that stink.
You idiots in Hollywood voted for all of the shit that is destroying your business, so you just stew in that stink.
Posted by: Tamminator at August 12, 2026 05:01 PM (tHEhe)
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You can just watch Dead Pool to get a sluttier Saffron.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (bvDnE)
Different actress from the same show. Morena Beccarin instead of Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (bvDnE)
Different actress from the same show. Morena Beccarin instead of Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
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"The funniest story was how the creators originally conceived of She-Hulk as a case of the week type lawyer show," QQ wrote, "but then they got to the writer's room and they all said they don't know how to do that as if it was lost knowledge like the Roman aqueducts."
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Tell me you don't understand your product without actually telling me that.
These writers have never watched a television program featuring lawyers?
Law & Order has been around since the stone age of television!
Start there and figure it out.
Idiots.
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Tell me you don't understand your product without actually telling me that.
These writers have never watched a television program featuring lawyers?
Law & Order has been around since the stone age of television!
Start there and figure it out.
Idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (FZ29D)
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Everything the Left touches it destroys. Cities, states, countries, businesses, schools, universities. Call it the Thanatos Touch, the inversion of Midas.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (7s9Qe)
122
PJM - "Karoline Leavitt Resigns as White House Press Secretary"
Posted by: on topic of bugouts at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
She put motherhood ahead of her career.
Posted by: on topic of bugouts at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (88C+u)
She put motherhood ahead of her career.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (bvDnE)
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)
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Now, I could see a competitor gaining standing, as they could be damaged, but what damage is there to the STATE?
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm no lawyer, but states basically have a blank check on regulation. And CA is easily the worst.
I mean the Coastal Commission can basically dictate the terms of rental properties or what you do to your patio. They can sure as hell stop a multi-billion dollar merger.
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm no lawyer, but states basically have a blank check on regulation. And CA is easily the worst.
I mean the Coastal Commission can basically dictate the terms of rental properties or what you do to your patio. They can sure as hell stop a multi-billion dollar merger.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (r13UX)
125
Actually, none of these totally look like SoCal. None of them, I say.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
One thing Socal has that few other places do is the totally flat valleys with hills all around. Places like Ohio don't have that kind of landform much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)
One thing Socal has that few other places do is the totally flat valleys with hills all around. Places like Ohio don't have that kind of landform much.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)
126
There's a movie filming here in my city with Nina Dobrev. I had to look her up, she's damn good looking. It's called It Happened One Summer.
NYS gives all kinds of breaks to bring productions here. Trickle down to local delis .
NYS gives all kinds of breaks to bring productions here. Trickle down to local delis .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (WOnE5)
127
I have a hot take that part of the reason GA went from a deep red state to purple one is the movie industry moving out there.
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (r13UX)
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East Coast and Midwest rustbelt city dwellers moving to Atlanta (the new HOT city, thank you for AC), and then the local democrat party rebirthing itself with all the fraud in Fulton County.
As much as I love seeing CA suffer, I dont like liberals spreading out in the USA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 04:43 PM (r13UX)
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East Coast and Midwest rustbelt city dwellers moving to Atlanta (the new HOT city, thank you for AC), and then the local democrat party rebirthing itself with all the fraud in Fulton County.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (7/DDO)
128
She put motherhood ahead of her career.
Posted by: polynikes
She's 28, and her husband is 60?
Nice.....
Posted by: polynikes
She's 28, and her husband is 60?
Nice.....
Posted by: South Park Cops at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (+/CWD)
129
Oh anyone ever see the show LEXX?
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1
The undead assassin guy was cute.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
It took everything good and bad about shows like BTVS and cranked it to 11.
Posted by: 18-1
The undead assassin guy was cute.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)
130
She put motherhood ahead of her career.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (bvDnE)
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Good for her.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (bvDnE)
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Good for her.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (24NQL)
131
Different actress from the same show. Morena Beccarin instead of Christina Hendricks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
The intergalactic whore was Beccarin. Hendricks was the scam artist . Therein lie the confusion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:02 PM (zZu0s)
The intergalactic whore was Beccarin. Hendricks was the scam artist . Therein lie the confusion.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
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"The funniest story was how the creators originally conceived of She-Hulk as a case of the week type lawyer show," QQ wrote, "but then they got to the writer's room and they all said they don't know how to do that as if it was lost knowledge like the Roman aqueducts."
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Perry Mason
Matlock
Murder, She Wrote
Ally McBeal
and on and on and on; the well of lawyer and legal shows on TV is bottomless.
Total lost knowledge, for sure.
And not just a bunch of know-nothing, done-nothing bints well above even the most generous telling of their qualifications.
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Perry Mason
Matlock
Murder, She Wrote
Ally McBeal
and on and on and on; the well of lawyer and legal shows on TV is bottomless.
Total lost knowledge, for sure.
And not just a bunch of know-nothing, done-nothing bints well above even the most generous telling of their qualifications.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (3cUTc)
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Authorities arrested , Heidi Beirichhe former chief financial officer of the Southern Poverty Law Center, Tuesday as part of the fraud case against the SPLC, Attorney General Todd Blanche announced."
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Nice RBF, Heidi:
https://shorturl.at/RPCAr
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Nice RBF, Heidi:
https://shorturl.at/RPCAr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (XeU6L)
134
The Biden Pess Secretary says “ call me “, Donald!
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (sTlXt)
135
East Coast and Midwest rustbelt city dwellers moving to Atlanta (the new HOT city, thank you for AC), and then the local democrat party rebirthing itself with all the fraud in Fulton County.
Posted by: Black JEM
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Honestly, Atlanta is such a shit hole. I cant believe anyone would move there willingly. One of the worst cities I've ever been to.
Posted by: Black JEM
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Honestly, Atlanta is such a shit hole. I cant believe anyone would move there willingly. One of the worst cities I've ever been to.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (r13UX)
136
Morena Baccarin, quite fetching.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (sTlXt)
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Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (OkYzo)
I don't think it's killed quite yet. "The Odyssey" is still playing at my local theater and they're having a big attendance for "Spider-Man" , and it's not Hollywood per se but "Young Washington" is still playing at the movie theatre since July 4th, so some people still want to see movies. There seems to be a big interest in old movies from the 40's to the 60's at a movie theatre in the next town. My son loved seeing "Twin Peaks" prequel on the big screen.
I don't think it's killed quite yet. "The Odyssey" is still playing at my local theater and they're having a big attendance for "Spider-Man" , and it's not Hollywood per se but "Young Washington" is still playing at the movie theatre since July 4th, so some people still want to see movies. There seems to be a big interest in old movies from the 40's to the 60's at a movie theatre in the next town. My son loved seeing "Twin Peaks" prequel on the big screen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (xPsv8)
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Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives. There’s a reason industries cluster in certain geographic regions.
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)
They sclepped to CA in the first place and in those days that was absolute nowhere from the East Coast where movies were done.
And that reason is the weather is usually good, and consistent enough that they can shoot outside year round without screwing up the continuity.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)
They sclepped to CA in the first place and in those days that was absolute nowhere from the East Coast where movies were done.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)
139
Saffron was also a prostitute
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
140
Tyler Perry does his stuff in Georgia.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (qFwJc)
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Honestly, Atlanta is such a shit hole. I cant believe anyone would move there willingly. One of the worst cities I've ever been to.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (r13UX)
Sherman burned it for a reason.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM (r13UX)
Sherman burned it for a reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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The intergalactic whore was Beccarin. Hendricks was the scam artist . Therein lie the confusion.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Lol. Inara WAS a space whore, but Mal called Saffron (Hendricks) the Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:04 PM (KC5Lt)
Lol. Inara WAS a space whore, but Mal called Saffron (Hendricks) the Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
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If the work moves to Texas, won’t the hired hands follow?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (sTlXt)
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The intergalactic whore was Beccarin. Hendricks was the scam artist . Therein lie the confusion.
Posted by: polynikes
Incorrect. Inara was specifically not a whore, but a licensed and registered guild approved companion. Also, I believe Ace dubbed her Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore in the before times of the site.
Posted by: polynikes
Incorrect. Inara was specifically not a whore, but a licensed and registered guild approved companion. Also, I believe Ace dubbed her Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore in the before times of the site.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (+/CWD)
145
Ally McBeal ... couldnt stop being a feminist slutmonkey whorepig
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (fapp/)
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Well summed.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at August 12, 2026 05:00 PM (fapp/)
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Well summed.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (XMAAx)
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Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore."
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
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Her proper name is "YoSaffBridge."
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 04:52 PM
Don't badmouth Saffron. I'm just wild about Saffron.
She's just wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at August 12, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)
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Her proper name is "YoSaffBridge."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (FZ29D)
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To really make money as an intergalactic whore, you've got to get around, which means you've got to be able to do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs or less consistently.
Posted by: Han Solo at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)
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Saffron was also a prostitute
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She was on only two episodes right. Which one was she a prostitute rather than marrying people as a scam?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She was on only two episodes right. Which one was she a prostitute rather than marrying people as a scam?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:08 PM (KC5Lt)
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Remembered from today's AoSHQ posts:
Caroline Leavitt defeated Hong Not Dongs to be the new She Hulk to be filmed in Texas despite interference from Christopher Wray.
Caroline Leavitt defeated Hong Not Dongs to be the new She Hulk to be filmed in Texas despite interference from Christopher Wray.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (M0SOR)
150
Ally McBeal, Anorexia Pioneer.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (sTlXt)
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Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (sTlXt)
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv8)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (+/CWD)
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"arguing that the transaction would reduce competition in the entertainment industry."
LOL.
It's not like Whoreywood is vital as say, oil (Standard Oil), or many other real necessities of life.
LOL.
It's not like Whoreywood is vital as say, oil (Standard Oil), or many other real necessities of life.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (qFwJc)
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Sherman burned it for a reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
155
Saffron was also a prostitute
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
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She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
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Lol. Inara WAS a space whore, but Mal called Saffron (Hendricks) the Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Ah. No confusion now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)
Ah. No confusion now.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (KC5Lt)
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I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
They all grow up and calm down a little soon enough.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
They all grow up and calm down a little soon enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)
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Honestly, Atlanta is such a shit hole. I cant believe anyone would move there willingly. One of the worst cities I've ever been to.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM
To be fair, once you're there you can move about on MARTA.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 05:05 PM
To be fair, once you're there you can move about on MARTA.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (0sNs1)
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155 Saffron was also a prostitute
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat
When she and Inara were fighting, I recall Inara saying something about Saffron having had companion training?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (j+aD2)
She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat
When she and Inara were fighting, I recall Inara saying something about Saffron having had companion training?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (+/CWD)
161
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (XJ22o)
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Baccarrinn is super hot. Smokin hot in Fast Charlie.
Damn shame she got shuffled aside in Deadpool 2 for an annoying fat kid.
Damn shame she got shuffled aside in Deadpool 2 for an annoying fat kid.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (M0SOR)
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To be fair, once you're there you can move about on MARTA.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: Captain Picard at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (+/CWD)
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so, fraud !
"Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
Full video coming soon. Stay tuned.
@ctznjusticelg"
"Cam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigby
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
Full video coming soon. Stay tuned.
@ctznjusticelg"
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (g47mK)
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When she and Inara were fighting, I recall Inara saying something about Saffron having had companion training?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (+/CWD)
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Yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 12, 2026 05:11 PM (+/CWD)
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Yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:12 PM (FZ29D)
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When she and Inara were fighting, I recall Inara saying something about Saffron having had companion training?
yes. they knew each other - Saffron was another Companion, but she went bad.
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
yes. they knew each other - Saffron was another Companion, but she went bad.
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (j+aD2)
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151 Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:06 PM (sTlXt)
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
Hey Fen! Good to hear from you. He’s 60 pounds and 26 inches at the shoulder already. Runs like a deer. Will fetch a ball until I have heat stroke. Guards our house like it’s his purpose in life. Would not trade him for anything.
Hi, tubal
I was looking at some earlier threads and I noted that you have an 11th month old puppy whom you love but who is wearing you and you wife out. I can relate . We have a dear two month old kitten and he is wearing us out. Anyway, hang in there and best to you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:09 PM (xPsv
Hey Fen! Good to hear from you. He’s 60 pounds and 26 inches at the shoulder already. Runs like a deer. Will fetch a ball until I have heat stroke. Guards our house like it’s his purpose in life. Would not trade him for anything.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (sTlXt)
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She'd hook up with dudes, marry them and rip them off/have her crime partners incinerate them in their ship. Not sure how that makes her a prostitute.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Whore fits, but no cash was exchanged. Betrayal seems to be her common denominator from the info we have.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)
Well, kind of whorish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)
Whore fits, but no cash was exchanged. Betrayal seems to be her common denominator from the info we have.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
169
Cam Higby is a dude , BTW!
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (g47mK)
170
I can imagine her coming up with the idea of putting the Smiths into family therapy and writing the monologue at the end where the therapist tells Rick he's an insecure dick.
That's about it.
That's about it.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (f0sNM)
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While I would love to see Paramount move out of CA, the fact is that there aren't many places on earth, much less the US, that have SoCal's weather. Talent can move, and states would fall over themselves coming up with an attractive enough tax package to make it worthwhile, but most other locations in the US are either too cold in the winter (Northeast), or too hot in the summer (TX), or have hurricane risks (FL, LA, NC).
The other thing I'd be very concerned about - especially if I were a Red Stater - is that these locusts would take their voting patterns with them. If they moved to NC, for instance, that state might as well become a Blue State.
The other thing I'd be very concerned about - especially if I were a Red Stater - is that these locusts would take their voting patterns with them. If they moved to NC, for instance, that state might as well become a Blue State.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (0CU3H)
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Whore fits, but no cash was exchanged. Betrayal seems to be her common denominator from the info we have.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
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"Chronic Backstabbing Disorder." -- TVTropes.org
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)
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"Chronic Backstabbing Disorder." -- TVTropes.org
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (FZ29D)
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Rumors about the Plano area...
Posted by: man
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I wish Galveston didn't flood regularly. They'd have a coast to work with.
Poor Galveston, nice town but no one's gonna put a big plant there.
Rumors about the Plano area...
Posted by: man
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I wish Galveston didn't flood regularly. They'd have a coast to work with.
Poor Galveston, nice town but no one's gonna put a big plant there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:14 PM (XJ22o)
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169. Thanks.
I was going through my Chilton Guide and couldn't find it.
I was going through my Chilton Guide and couldn't find it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (M0SOR)
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yes. they knew each other - Saffron was another Companion, but she went bad.
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (j+aD2)
She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Inara could easily have pulled the same grift if she wanted to.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (j+aD2)
She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)
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I've been watching some AI stuff on YouTube that's as good, and sometimes better, than what Hollywood is putting out.
A 30 minute video he says took him about a month to make.
Saw those two Rebel Moon movies the other day.
Jeez, talk about doing way, way less with so much. I mean, the bad guy was the only interesting character.
A 30 minute video he says took him about a month to make.
Saw those two Rebel Moon movies the other day.
Jeez, talk about doing way, way less with so much. I mean, the bad guy was the only interesting character.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2026 05:16 PM (3cUTc)
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She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Plenty of Thirsty Rich Dudes at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (+/CWD)
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We were sold on the idea of hot space hookers but we ended up with really plain ones who wear diapers while driving across country to kill people.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (M0SOR)
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Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:11
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv8)
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Hendricks is 51 years old. Time, it Flies.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (sTlXt)
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When you point this stuff out to Californians they shrug and say whatever we have so many companies here in tech we won’t miss them.
I’ve had this conversation numerous times. There are no more sane people left in the state. They’ve all left.
I’ve had this conversation numerous times. There are no more sane people left in the state. They’ve all left.
Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (V1UCz)
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We made the move out of London.
Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (qFwJc)
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California's weather is becoming less and less of an advantage. AI can put in whatever background you desire.
I'm seeing it in some shows my wife likes to watch. Some of it is pretty piss poor. Some, not. The science fiction shows can (sort of) get away with it, the "home on the range" stuff, not so much.
But it's getting better and is only stymied by money.
I'm seeing it in some shows my wife likes to watch. Some of it is pretty piss poor. Some, not. The science fiction shows can (sort of) get away with it, the "home on the range" stuff, not so much.
But it's getting better and is only stymied by money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (2Cry5)
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She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Plenty of Thirsty Rich Dudes at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (+/CWD)
The homicide though might make you think longer.
Posted by: Oldcat
She's hot AND crazy?!?!? I'll pay extra!
Posted by: Plenty of Thirsty Rich Dudes at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (+/CWD)
The homicide though might make you think longer.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (uhVAy)
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She said Saffron had some training, not sure she made the grade. You'd think the psychotic nature of Saffron would have popped up pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)
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Sadly we never got enough of a show to explore the full extent of the social and political influence of the Companions Guild.
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)
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Sadly we never got enough of a show to explore the full extent of the social and political influence of the Companions Guild.
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (FZ29D)
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179 Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:11
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
Do you have your laser pointer?
I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
Do you have your laser pointer?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
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@camhigby
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
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That man attempted to defraud our pristine elections! Prosecute him!
- Democrats (willing to prosecute, but only if it's an enemy)
3h
Yesterday I went to Minneapolis polls disguised as a Muslim woman.
Poll workers were going to let me vote in other people’s names, and then vouch for 8 other unregistered foreigners.
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That man attempted to defraud our pristine elections! Prosecute him!
- Democrats (willing to prosecute, but only if it's an enemy)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (gEIsK)
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I think Vegas would be a perfect move. Close to LA , decent weather for filming year round, more desirable for Hollywood types than most other cities except probably NYC.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (KC5Lt)
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Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:13 PM (sTlXt)
That's wonderful, but don't have heat stroke.
I have lost some weight from playing with the kitten.
That's wonderful, but don't have heat stroke.
I have lost some weight from playing with the kitten.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:19 PM (xPsv8)
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This decision is paramount."
And Universal?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)
And Looney tunes!
Tha...tha...tha...tha...that's all folks!
And Universal?
Posted by: man at August 12, 2026 05:03 PM (XuXeR)
And Looney tunes!
Tha...tha...tha...tha...that's all folks!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)
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Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
"But face it hubby.... I'm really HOT."
Saffron was funny, but a bit too much of a one trick pony. "Don't want to interrupt your CRAZY TIME..."
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 04:59 PM (uhVAy)
"But face it hubby.... I'm really HOT."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (y9nCu)
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I will put up $10 on Tennessee. Anyone want to give me odds?
I will explain my reasons for thinking this later.
I will explain my reasons for thinking this later.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (qFwJc)
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California Attorney General Rob Bonta officially led the coalition of 12 Democrat attorneys general in filing the antitrust lawsuit last month, arguing that the transaction would reduce competition in the entertainment industry.
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This makes, absolutely, no sense. The DNC (the masters of Bonta and the State AG's) depend on a shallow pool so that they can influence the product to reflect their agenda (political views). It's why there is always a progessive "message" in most productions. The merger (and a monopoly) is to their advantage....
And, this is all immaterial in that AI is going to put them ALL out of work. Talent, producers, editors, casting directors.
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This makes, absolutely, no sense. The DNC (the masters of Bonta and the State AG's) depend on a shallow pool so that they can influence the product to reflect their agenda (political views). It's why there is always a progessive "message" in most productions. The merger (and a monopoly) is to their advantage....
And, this is all immaterial in that AI is going to put them ALL out of work. Talent, producers, editors, casting directors.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)
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Saffron put on some poundage in the movie Drive.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (+/CWD)
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A gentle request from a DU commenter:
"Just a gentle request
We all are going through some very trying times these days. The toxic, malevolent person in the White House is causing untold stress and turmoil. He is systematically trying to eviscerate our democracy and our Constitution, but let's please not let him divide us. These are very trying times. Nerves are on edge, frustration is off the charts, but let's support each other.
Everyone here is here because we love and support our country. That is what DU is all about. It's what makes DU great.
Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
"Just a gentle request
We all are going through some very trying times these days. The toxic, malevolent person in the White House is causing untold stress and turmoil. He is systematically trying to eviscerate our democracy and our Constitution, but let's please not let him divide us. These are very trying times. Nerves are on edge, frustration is off the charts, but let's support each other.
Everyone here is here because we love and support our country. That is what DU is all about. It's what makes DU great.
Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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Larry Ellison should just buy Cuba, and move Paramount there. It has a lot of things he likes: sunshine, cheap labor, and he'd get to right the legal code.
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You forgot about the underage prostitutes!
- Canadian Tourists
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You forgot about the underage prostitutes!
- Canadian Tourists
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (gEIsK)
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Yes, son found it yesterday. It must have been left over from a previous cat. I know when they get older they figure it out and get kind of blase about it , but this little guy gets so excited by it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (xPsv8)
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The funniest thing about She-Hulk, attorney at law, is that Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law did the idea first and was a hell of a lot funnier and much more well written.
The episode where he represented Race Bannon in his palimony suit against Dr. Quest had me in tears!
The episode where he represented Race Bannon in his palimony suit against Dr. Quest had me in tears!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (edUvp)
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I'm sure they will calm down eventually and our kitten makes us laugh, so it works out. I mentioned on a tech thread several weeks ago that our old black cat had to be put to sleep, so I think it was God's grace that after that someone had put out a sign in a house a couple of miles away saying "Free Kittens" He may have been free but he kitten though he is he eats like a horse. The cat food isn't free. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
They need that to go from 8 oz to 8 pounds in about a year. Humans spread that out to about 10-15 years.
I cheat by having a nibble bowl of dry for between meal snacking and so far none of my cats have betrayed the trust by getting fat or trying to hog the wet food at dinner times.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:17 PM (xPsv
They need that to go from 8 oz to 8 pounds in about a year. Humans spread that out to about 10-15 years.
I cheat by having a nibble bowl of dry for between meal snacking and so far none of my cats have betrayed the trust by getting fat or trying to hog the wet food at dinner times.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)
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You forgot about the underage prostitutes!
- Canadian Tourists
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (gEIsK)
I doubt anyone in Hollywood is interested in those.
- Canadian Tourists
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (gEIsK)
I doubt anyone in Hollywood is interested in those.
Posted by: trying to keep a straight face at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (88C+u)
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"To keep such an undesirable from gaining more reach, is Bonta willing to blow up Hollywood?
"
I had to drive through Hollywood in 2022.
Blow it up.
"
I had to drive through Hollywood in 2022.
Blow it up.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (qFwJc)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (xPsv
Sorry. That thread was in response to tubal asking about laser pointers.
Sorry. That thread was in response to tubal asking about laser pointers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (xPsv8)
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Jack McGee should've exposed She-Hulk in the media when he had the chance.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 05:23 PM (nDXEV)
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Farscape didn't give us Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore.
And here I thought that was Morena Baccarin's official role.
And here I thought that was Morena Baccarin's official role.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 05:24 PM (Ysav4)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
That's hilarious because besides being diametrically opposite of the Left, I would buy a farm so I could bet the farm this poster got raked over the coals.
That's hilarious because besides being diametrically opposite of the Left, I would buy a farm so I could bet the farm this poster got raked over the coals.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:24 PM (KC5Lt)
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can imagine her coming up with the idea of putting the Smiths into family therapy
Maybe then they wouldn't have broken up and sued each other like they did
Maybe then they wouldn't have broken up and sued each other like they did
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (88C+u)
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Do you have your laser pointer?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy
He's working hard at growing. He's gained two lbs in about three weeks, but he gets the zoomies so much he's not getting fat.
He's working hard at growing. He's gained two lbs in about three weeks, but he gets the zoomies so much he's not getting fat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (xPsv8)
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154 Sherman burned it for a reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
Funny thing about that "fact" - GWTW had it right. It was actually the Confederates who burned Atlanta as they fled, to prevent Sherman from capturing it intact and using it as a base.
He just rebuilt whatever he needed for his army and used it anyway.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:07 PM (uhVAy)
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They had TWO chances to get Atlanta right and failed both times.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:10 PM (oqH4h)
Funny thing about that "fact" - GWTW had it right. It was actually the Confederates who burned Atlanta as they fled, to prevent Sherman from capturing it intact and using it as a base.
He just rebuilt whatever he needed for his army and used it anyway.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (edUvp)
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Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
I assume it's part of the growing Dem civil war between normie Dems and the radical DSA. Good.
I assume it's part of the growing Dem civil war between normie Dems and the radical DSA. Good.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (+/CWD)
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Kylie or Inara ??? - space opera version of Gilligan’s Island.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (sTlXt)
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Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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This is delusion on crack. The thirst for stardom -- or even participation in the movie industry -- is like no other. People will go to Antarctica if that's where movies are being made.
Good fucking luck to him convincing talent to come shlep all the way to Texas or Florida to collaborate with their executives.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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This is delusion on crack. The thirst for stardom -- or even participation in the movie industry -- is like no other. People will go to Antarctica if that's where movies are being made.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (XJ22o)
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213 Kylie or Inara ??? - space opera version of Gilligan’s Island.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (sTlXt)
Can I have both? I'd buy that for a dollar
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (sTlXt)
Can I have both? I'd buy that for a dollar
Posted by: 88C+u at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (88C+u)
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CNN - black woman found hanging from tree in Mississippi.
I'm sure the media will handle this situation delicately.
I'm sure the media will handle this situation delicately.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (Sco7b)
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Increasingly, this site looks like coverage of mental illness.
The Cuba angle has potential, though; politically the showrunners and Junta seem to be aligned.
Increasingly, this site looks like coverage of mental illness.
The Cuba angle has potential, though; politically the showrunners and Junta seem to be aligned.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (Y8DZL)
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Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
This kitten likes the string on my bathrobe.
This kitten likes the string on my bathrobe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2026 05:26 PM (xPsv8)
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209 Do you have your laser pointer?
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
The magic Ball of Tinfoil is an oldie but a goodie. Also, paper sacks.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (sTlXt)
I used to have a whole group of cats who saw through the laser pointer from day one, would just turn and look at me and go 'you think im dumb? you are doing that'.
An old shoestring though? Infinite entertainment.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)
The magic Ball of Tinfoil is an oldie but a goodie. Also, paper sacks.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (sTlXt)
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"We are stronger together. "
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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DU fascists.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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DU fascists.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)
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Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (Cqx++)
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Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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HA! Gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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HA! Gaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 05:27 PM (oqH4h)
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If the work moves to Texas, won’t the hired hands follow?
Posted by: tubal
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Absolutely. That's part of Ellison's threat -- those people will either be out of a job or they'll scramble out of the state, too.
But a lot of the hired hands are being AI'd out of their careers anyway.
If the work moves to Texas, won’t the hired hands follow?
Posted by: tubal
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Absolutely. That's part of Ellison's threat -- those people will either be out of a job or they'll scramble out of the state, too.
But a lot of the hired hands are being AI'd out of their careers anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)
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He is systematically trying to eviscerate our democracy and our Constitution,
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The same Constitution that you & yours proudly & overtly wipe your asses with.
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The same Constitution that you & yours proudly & overtly wipe your asses with.
Posted by: ShainS at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (mrdUs)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (edUvp)
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (KC5Lt)
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Sadly we never got enough of a show to explore the full extent of the social and political influence of the Companions Guild.
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (FZ29D)
Yes, there was some interesting world-building in the show that never got played out.
It's implied in the show that Companions wield tremendous influence in that world. Could have had some cool storylines featuring Companions manipulating events behind the scenes.
Plus more hot sexy chicks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:18 PM (FZ29D)
Yes, there was some interesting world-building in the show that never got played out.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2026 05:25 PM (edUvp)
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (KC5Lt)
I knew that. He also told his southern friends when he moved north something very much like Rhett Butler said to the planters as the war was starting in Gone With the Wind.
Sherman is the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions.
Who was the first President of what we know now as Louisiana State University ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2026 05:28 PM (KC5Lt)
I knew that. He also told his southern friends when he moved north something very much like Rhett Butler said to the planters as the war was starting in Gone With the Wind.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)
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Anyone seen the Sherman's March documentary from '85 a guy did with grant money? Charmingly hilarious.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (nDXEV)
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Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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The song I need is something about being dizzy. I think it made the fluids in my inner ear slosh around a little.
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake
Shake your booty, shake your booty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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The song I need is something about being dizzy. I think it made the fluids in my inner ear slosh around a little.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (XJ22o)
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221
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You, Brian Williams and Jake Tapper can sit down over beers and share stories of your brushes with near death.
So there is that...
Yup, just a 2.7 but I was sitting on top of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You, Brian Williams and Jake Tapper can sit down over beers and share stories of your brushes with near death.
So there is that...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (Sco7b)
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I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
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Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, that IS who they are. Note the lack of Red Staters, Republicans...etc etc etc
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
Actually, that IS who they are. Note the lack of Red Staters, Republicans...etc etc etc
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)
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Its 5:30 already
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
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I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
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234 Its 5:30 already
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
( Looks at watch, shakes it - wait, I’m in Missouri - nevermind)
Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
( Looks at watch, shakes it - wait, I’m in Missouri - nevermind)
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (sTlXt)
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I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
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My Civil War ancestor's unit had its 3 year term end so was sent back into TN for the remainder of his service. He was also wounded in the march TO Atlanta and recuperating.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)
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235 I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
FAFO - The Early Years.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:30 PM (sTlXt)
Or more probably the retreating Reb Cavalry started fires the Union could not stop. And some soldiers helped spread it. While he marched thru Georgia people there kept telling Sherman why he was not going to SC, they started it.
I tend to believe Sherman because he would have just admitted to it if he had done so. He could legally burn military stores, stuff owned by governments in rebellion, stuff that could help opposing forces...that covers a lot.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)
FAFO - The Early Years.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (sTlXt)
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Or was it bowties?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
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Kevin Feige let She-Hulk get way out of hand.
The fact that he allowed them to make the finale all about him as an evil robot controlling the universe says it all.
He should have fired Gao and her entire crew once he realized they couldn't even give him the courtroom lawyer gal show he'd ask for. Just letting them wing it and make it up as they went along for an entire season of shows should have gotten him fired.
I think everybody can say for sure that Marvel was headed for disaster once She-Hulk came out and that's all on Feige.
Apparently it's very difficult to get fired at Disney no matter how much money you lose for the company. Take Kathleen Kennedy as the most glaring example.
The only executive they wanted to fire was the former short-lived CEO who got fired for backing down over the fight in Florida against DeSantis.
Hollywood should be broken up and scattered to the winds.
It stinks as bad as the Democrat party it's a subsidiary of.
They can probably find better, more hungry, more competent talent outside of L.A. anyhow.
The fact that he allowed them to make the finale all about him as an evil robot controlling the universe says it all.
He should have fired Gao and her entire crew once he realized they couldn't even give him the courtroom lawyer gal show he'd ask for. Just letting them wing it and make it up as they went along for an entire season of shows should have gotten him fired.
I think everybody can say for sure that Marvel was headed for disaster once She-Hulk came out and that's all on Feige.
Apparently it's very difficult to get fired at Disney no matter how much money you lose for the company. Take Kathleen Kennedy as the most glaring example.
The only executive they wanted to fire was the former short-lived CEO who got fired for backing down over the fight in Florida against DeSantis.
Hollywood should be broken up and scattered to the winds.
It stinks as bad as the Democrat party it's a subsidiary of.
They can probably find better, more hungry, more competent talent outside of L.A. anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
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240 Or was it bowties?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
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I think Sherman burned Columbia South Carolina too. Guy got around.
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
He was very scientific - if you just bend them, they can easily be unbent. If you heat the middle and with clamps twist and bend them, it is way harder to undo.
Posted by: tubal
He liked neckties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
He was very scientific - if you just bend them, they can easily be unbent. If you heat the middle and with clamps twist and bend them, it is way harder to undo.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
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222 Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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LMAO...My first thought was...that sure doesn't sound like "Duncanthrax", and thankfully I scanned the comments and found the original source before singing "Kumbaya". That would have been embarrassing.
As for the vacuous "DU"...I support that comment in that it's much easier to shoot rats in a barrel than when they are running all over the damn place.
Thanks for reading."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2026 05:21 PM (0sNs1)
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LMAO...My first thought was...that sure doesn't sound like "Duncanthrax", and thankfully I scanned the comments and found the original source before singing "Kumbaya". That would have been embarrassing.
As for the vacuous "DU"...I support that comment in that it's much easier to shoot rats in a barrel than when they are running all over the damn place.
Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (dIske)
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We are shaking booties in here?
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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240 Or was it bowties?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
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We are shaking booties in here?
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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We never stopped!
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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We never stopped!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (FZ29D)
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246 240 Or was it bowties?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)
I DO appreciate his view of journalists.
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (sTlXt)
He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (sTlXt)
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233 Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (Y8DZL)
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247 We are shaking booties in here?
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
__________________
Among other things.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 05:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
__________________
Among other things.
Posted by: Michael J Fox at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)
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The Five is showing video of President Trump on Rosie O'Donnell's show 30 years ago.
Where'd their love go wrong?
Where'd their love go wrong?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (Sco7b)
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The only executive they wanted to fire was the former short-lived CEO who got fired for backing down over the fight in Florida against DeSantis.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
He was the one who wanted to fix things by making movies rather than teaching lessons on liberalism...at least a little. He was purged for wrongthink, not fired.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
He was the one who wanted to fix things by making movies rather than teaching lessons on liberalism...at least a little. He was purged for wrongthink, not fired.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)
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Larry Ellison should just buy Cuba, and move Paramount there.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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If Marco can pull a few things off, LOTSA industries and places had better brace for competition.
Larry Ellison should just buy Cuba, and move Paramount there.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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If Marco can pull a few things off, LOTSA industries and places had better brace for competition.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 05:42 PM (XJ22o)
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He was cheered when a small boat with reporters was sunk by Vicksburg's batteries. "They were so weighed down by their opinions they must have sunk like stones"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (sTlXt)
Sherman was the best at quotes.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)
LOL !
Posted by: tubal at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (sTlXt)
Sherman was the best at quotes.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)
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Nood
Posted by: Bete at August 12, 2026 05:43 PM (LX4y3)
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233 Lately, I have noticed a bit of hostility towards some of our members. That is not who we are and not what we need. We are stronger together. All of us are struggling. Let's embrace and support each other.
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (Y8DZL)
I deny that I said that first part
Posted by: Oldcat
Dude: YOU THOWIN' DOWN? YOU THOWIN' RIGHT NOW?
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 05:41 PM (Y8DZL)
I deny that I said that first part
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at August 12, 2026 05:44 PM (JM9I6)
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Funny thing about Sherman. After Georgia, after sparing Charleston. After Columbia, he made a deal and Lincoln had to tell him that he did not have the authority to grant such generous terms.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)
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Hey tubal!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 12, 2026 05:47 PM (24NQL)
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Newsome and Bonta back down and then Ellison brings in Mel Gibson to deliver the line: "First, you will....."
Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at August 12, 2026 05:48 PM (gOgTs)
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Funny thing about Sherman. After Georgia, after sparing Charleston. After Columbia, he made a deal and Lincoln had to tell him that he did not have the authority to grant such generous terms.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)
There is a funny story about that first 'surrender terms' that Sherman passed the bottle around to Joe Johnson and another General there. As he was writing the last part he absent mindedly took a second drink himself and put it away in his pocket. The second Reb general was livid after the incident that he didn't get a second shot. "General Sherman is a HOG! That's right, a HOG! He knew we needed that drink!"
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 12, 2026 05:45 PM (qFwJc)
There is a funny story about that first 'surrender terms' that Sherman passed the bottle around to Joe Johnson and another General there. As he was writing the last part he absent mindedly took a second drink himself and put it away in his pocket. The second Reb general was livid after the incident that he didn't get a second shot. "General Sherman is a HOG! That's right, a HOG! He knew we needed that drink!"
Posted by: Oldcat at August 12, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy)
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Didn't the Secret Service have Airforce One land inside one of Candace Owens nostrils to escape an Iranian terror rocket attack?
The woman is a hero! A hero, I say!
Didn't the Secret Service have Airforce One land inside one of Candace Owens nostrils to escape an Iranian terror rocket attack?
The woman is a hero! A hero, I say!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2026 06:01 PM (iJfKG)
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They can keep their liberal votes right the fuck in California.
I know y'all are rooting for everyone to leave California, but they're bring their votes, and the votes of all the emoyess who transfer, with them.
I know y'all are rooting for everyone to leave California, but they're bring their votes, and the votes of all the emoyess who transfer, with them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 12, 2026 06:02 PM (Vvh2V)
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