Abdulrahman El-Sayed: My Obligation Is to Follow Sharia Law Until the Day I Die

We may have lost Francesca, but we still have Abdulrahman.

Revealed: El-Sayed Proclaimed 'Obligation' To Follow Sharia Law Until the Day He Dies

'When I die and I stand before God ... I don't want to say I did it the easy way instead of the Shariah-compliant way,' El-Sayed told the New York Times in 2009
Andrew Kerr and Jessica Schwalb

Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed once declared his sacred "obligation" to follow Sharia law in every aspect of his life until he meets his maker on the day he dies, according to unearthed comments he made to the New York Times in 2009 as a young man buying his first home.
"Ultimately, the question is, when I die and I stand before God and go through everything I did in my life, I don't want to say I did it the easy way instead of the Shariah-compliant way. Not because of fear but because of obligation," said El-Sayed, who the Times identified at the time as a 24-year-old medical student and Rhodes scholar who had just taken out a "Sharia-compliant" mortgage to purchase a $123,000 condominium in Ann Arbor.
Sharia, or Islamic religious law, sets strict rules for living that include harsh restrictions on women and gruesome, medieval-era forms of criminal justice. Sharia law also prohibits the paying or earning of interest, a restriction that has led some banks to offer special mortgages for devout Muslims, like El-Sayed, which tack onto the principal what a typical borrower would pay in interest across the life of the loan.
The young El-Sayed's expression of lifelong devotion to Sharia law takes new meaning following his narrow primary victory last week and raises the question of how much Sharia law continues to guide him.
El-Sayed has played a delicate balancing act on the campaign trail when it comes to his personal faith. While he has embraced his status as a Muslim man before voters, the progressive Democrat often frames his faith in broad brush strokes to avoid specifics. In October 2025, for example, El-Sayed told Religion News Service that his faith "orients me to try and be a better person" and to "treat people -- all people -- with dignity and humanity and respect."
But El-Sayed has bristled when pressed on the topic of Sharia law. During his failed 2018 campaign for Michigan governor, El-Sayed denied ever saying he was "Sharia-compliant" during an interview with the Jewish conservative journalist Laura Loomer--a strong critic of Islam--before cutting the interview short and scolding his staff for not stopping it sooner.
El-Sayed also rejected allegations that he intended to subvert the Constitution and implement Sharia law. A documentary about his 2018 gubernatorial bid shows him telling the filmmakers not to shoot a bookshelf in his home that contained the Quran and controversial works about Islam, including Cutting the Fuse, a 2010 book that argues that suicidal terrorism is driven by foreign military occupation, not Islamic extremism.
El-Sayed's private bookshelf also contained a copy of A Thematic Commentary on the Qur'an written by Muslim Brotherhood member Sheikh Mohammed al-Ghazali, who said "the refusal of implemenation [sic] of sharia is apostasy" as he testified in defense of 13 Islamic terrorists who had gunned down an Egyptian professor who called for the separation of church and state in Egypt. Al-Ghazali testified during the 1993 trial that the slain professor was "without doubt" an infidel and said most Islamic scholars would agree that such apostates should be killed, but that he personally believes the professor should have received a life sentence instead, the Washington Post reported.
"You're going to want to not get these things in the shot," El-Sayed said in the documentary, How To Fix A Primary, as he pointed to his bookshelf which contained al-Ghazali's writings. "We're trying to keep the shot secular."

It's all taqiyya all the time.

...
El-Sayed is also heavily invested in so-called Sharia-compliant investment funds managed by Amana Mutual Funds, whose late cofounder and chairman, Yaqub Mirza, was identified in a 1988 FBI memo as one of several "members and leaders of the IKHWAN," which is shorthand for the Muslim Brotherhood. El-Sayed reported in his latest financial disclosure that he and his wife own between $150,000 and $425,000 in Amana's funds, which excludes investments in companies that earn more than 5 percent of their revenue from "haram sources" including interest, gambling, alcohol, tobacco, pornography, and pork.
In 2002, federal antiterrorism agents raided Mirza's home as part of a wider antiterror operation against the Safa Group, a cluster of Islamic entities based in Virginia, the Wall Street Journal and Washington Post reported. No charges were filed, and Amana Funds itself was spared serious scrutiny during the probe, according to a local report.

Scott Jennings notes something it's hard to miss: these foreign anchor-babies sure do seem to hate football and holidays and fireworks and all the little details of basic
normie American culture.

Why it's almost as if they seek to overthrow it and replace American culture with their own shithole country foreign "culture."

Overton
@overton_news
The CNN panel didn't like hearing it, but Scott Jennings went ahead and said it anyway.
Jennings says the attacks on American holidays from socialist candidates like Francesca Hong and Abdul El-Sayed are actually a window into something much deeper.
And when Kaitlan Collins tried to downplay El-Sayed's comments about July 4th, Jennings fired right back.
The communists can no longer hide their hatred of America and all of its traditions.
JENNINGS: "When you're so crazy that Bernie Sanders and AOC won't even endorse you, you're pretty far out there!"
"I think these holiday conversations are actually valuable."
"She hates Thanksgiving. Today, our own k-file here at CNN uncovered the fact that over in Michigan, Abdul El-Sayed wants to get rid of the 4th of July."
"And I think the reason these things..."
COLLINS: "I think he said we should get rid of fireworks."
JENNINGS: "He was very critical of the 4th of July."
COLLINS: "Getting rid of fireworks is different than getting rid of the 4th of July."
JENNINGS: "I think you're downplaying the message..."
"I think these are windows into the souls of these anti-American, radical communists."
"If you hate Thanksgiving and you hate the 4th of July, what you're really saying is I hate some of the pillars that undergird American culture."
"And how are you going to have a conversation with a voter about affordability or public safety or anything else, if you're trying to get rid of Thanksgiving and the 4th of July?"
"I mean, if I was Christmas and Easter I wouldn't be feeling too comfortable right now if these people win!"

Abdulrahman's wing-man Hasan Piker sure doesn't seem to like anything about America:

Remember when Hasan Piker said this?

“I wipe my ass with the Constitution, it’s a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the Constitution and motherf*ck this country”

Imagine saying this and still being treated like a serious political voice

WOW! pic.twitter.com/fGNvZwQINZ
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) August 12, 2026

OLD HASAN CLIP RESURFACED:

“Mayonnaise monkey isn’t enough call the whites cum-skins. That’s the shit that’ll really make em mad. Direct and to the point.”

So Hasan is allowed to teach his chat how to be more Racist to Whites?

Is this who you endorse Twitch? pic.twitter.com/WUi18gP2FP
— TECTONE 🇺🇸 (@Tectone) August 12, 2026

He is a big fan of Hamas's rape-terrorism and murder of what he calls "baby settlers" and the rest of the world calls "babies."

Hasan Piker: “It doesn’t matter if rapes happened on October 7th.” pic.twitter.com/iqAFj9HTiV
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) August 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:21 PM

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1 In before Elric the Butterknife

Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 01:21 PM (Ysav4)

2 FIRSTING WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

3 Dang it... off to get the others.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 12, 2026 01:21 PM (VkY89)

4 wow

Posted by: doug at August 12, 2026 01:22 PM (B1+sW)

5 Corgis summoned.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 12, 2026 01:23 PM (VkY89)

6 This is pretty crazy.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 01:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 I hope the media keeps Hasan Piker front and center until election day. He's such a toxic little poser that he'll be a big plus for us. You know, if the votes are actually counted.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

8 Hasan Piker is a Dancing Boy.

That guy has sucked more Turkish Cock than his mother.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (uzmqU)

9 He seems .... nice.

I'd love to get a beer and a brat with him at a UMichigan game this fall. Ammirite?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (KFbdf)

10 WAR.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (LHPAg)

11 My only lingering question is - why didn't they steal it from him....

👀

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (asFP3)

12 "Mayonnaise monkey isn't enough. Call the whites cum-skins. That's the shit that'll really make em mad."

How ironic that the mind of this cum-skinned homosexual jumps right to the visuals of semen on skin.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

13 This is a good video. Average American hardest hit.

https://tinyurl.com/3cuj34nw

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 01:26 PM (Riz8t)

14 Thanks again, to Bush. Way to fucking go.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 01:26 PM (diia5)

15 I saw that Non-binary Ben Shapiro put up this quote by Ronald Reagan:

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program."

That quote, unfortunately did not account for the abject stupidity of today's "Socialists" (who probably can't even define Socialism coherently). It, also, did not fully account for the indocrinization of "higher" education...where gullible students took the words of the radical instructors as gospel without parsing out their meaning. In Reagan's time that would surely have been accurate. Today, situational awareness, has been replaced by regurgitation without subterfuge.

Posted by: Kanye West at August 12, 2026 01:26 PM (dIske)

16 May that day be soon ... right soon ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (3sXRv)

17 So Hong lost.... (maybe, i.e. she was cheated) but still only "lost" by about 3000 votes. I've seen Democrats locally try to claim that DSA doesn't represent Democrats and DSA is only about 1 to 2% of the left.... but how can they keep claiming that now? 5 years ago we didn't have Hong and Mamdani and Hayed and Piker being so "popular." and winning or close to winning Democrat primaries.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (IeYnM)

18 Hasan Piker does not make me angry. Dumb as fuck Americans who listen to his crap and nod along make me angry.

Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (CSc+i)

19 This is pretty crazy.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 01:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Islam in a nutshell. Deport them all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (1z8ji)

20 Call the whites cum-skins.

Sounds gay. Like really really gay.

Posted by: Piker talks like a fag at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)

21 With my florid complexion, I think of myself more as a Beetroot Baboon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (amcLV)

22 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (wsp19)

23 I'm a mayonnaise monkey. OK.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (wOO3z)

24 Abdulrahman, Abdulrahman, Kadbdulrahman. He's gonna reach out and stab ya.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:28 PM (dK+Kv)

25 I saw Hasan Piker last nite on video for the first time. He's such an intellectual and rhetorical lightweight, so totally unserious and uncaring, I don't understand why anybody would be a fan. Does he in fact have a lot of followers?

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:28 PM (Jr5Lq)

26 Abdul ramen is the worst ramen.

Posted by: People who eat ramen at August 12, 2026 01:28 PM (2Ez/1)

27
Ward Churchill passed away today.

Finally, a good Indian.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

28 Remember when Hasan Piker said this?

"I wipe my ass with the Constitution, it's a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the Constitution and motherf*ck this country"

Imagine saying this and still being treated like a serious political voice

WOW! pic.twitter.com/fGNvZwQINZ

— TONY� (@TONYxTWO) August 12, 2026
_________________

Tony missed the most telling part of that rant: "You can fuck and suck me from the back."

Yea, straight guys always go around making comments about getting their asses fucked and sucked. Totally.

This guy's worked on more dicks than a retired urologist.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

29 22 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM
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Boredom.

Posted by: And they want to seem edgy at August 12, 2026 01:29 PM (2Ez/1)

30 Remembering when “separation of church and state” was a thing. Watching as any vestige of Judeo-Christian heritage and custom was ruthlessly expunged from the public sphere. No place for such things in a secular society we were admonished, by our learned elders and academics.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 01:29 PM (jrkXE)

31 So much for stepping back from his hard leftist stances.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (cWLG3)

32 It's time to outlaw Sharia. As Clear and Present Danger to the Constitution, that certain persons swear on the Bible to protect. Of course now Derk Derka are taking oath of office on the Sharia codex that is koran, so they need to be disqualified.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (g47mK)

33 WAR.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (LHPAg)

This.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (dK+Kv)

34 I guess it's time to come clean. I am a Sharia plant.

The reason I don't drink beer isn't complications from Crohns Disease, it's that I think Allah is truly the monkey's nuts, and moohamhead (there are many spellings) is his prophet.

Also Jesus did miracles from his crib, talking clearly as a baby, explicitly telling Mary he was a prophet of Allah. The people who wrote the Bible just didn't want you to know that. Praise Allah, the Koran unearthed it.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (asFP3)

35 >>I saw Hasan Piker last nite on video for the first time. He's such an intellectual and rhetorical lightweight, so totally unserious and uncaring, I don't understand why anybody would be a fan. Does he in fact have a lot of followers?

Yes. Mostly Gay Men, Terrorists and Pakistanis.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (uzmqU)

36 This guy's worked on more dicks than a retired urologist.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

Worked more cocks than a rooster farmer

Posted by: More pricks than a phlebotomist at August 12, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

37 That is not a quote by Reagan.

That is a quote by some Soviet fuckstick.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 01:31 PM (jrkXE)

38 22 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United State

From the Art Thread this morning:

111 This is perfect. They're willing to try anything - except hard work.

“Many of the loser children of my wealthy friends who see no way to emulate the success of their parents, have gravitated toward Mamdani-ism and found community and a sense of purpose by rejecting capitalism as a way to cope with their own failure. Please note they have nor however rejected their trust funds or living subsidies while pursuing their ‘passions’ in NGOs, dabbling in the arts or trying to invest their parents money in ‘VC.’

https://tinyurl.com/3bfxxfeu

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 01:31 PM (Riz8t)

39 I guess it's time to come clean. I am a Sharia plant.
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Is that like a ficus?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (amcLV)

40 34 I guess it's time to come clean. I am a Sharia plant.

The reason I don't drink beer isn't complications from Crohns Disease, it's that I think Allah is truly the monkey's nuts, and moohamhead (there are many spellings) is his prophet.

Also Jesus did miracles from his crib, talking clearly as a baby, explicitly telling Mary he was a prophet of Allah. The people who wrote the Bible just didn't want you to know that. Praise Allah, the Koran unearthed it.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (asFP3)
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"Next, on Tucker Carlson"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (cWLG3)

41 Next it will be OK to take an oath of office in the US on the Communist Manifesto. This bullshit needs to go away.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

42 My Obligation Is to Follow Sharia Law Until the Day I Die

His swearing-in oath should be interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (9I5W+)

43 22 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM

Because they believe they will be the ones in the balcony ruling over the dirty peasants on the ground.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

44 >>Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?

They are usually exposed to education / university the longest.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)

45 What's scary is this guy could get elected.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (SHHm+)

46 Call the whites cum-skins.

Sounds gay. Like really really gay.

Posted by: Piker talks like a fag at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)

Yeah. He's seen one up close.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (AdHga)

47 Yes. Mostly Gay Men, Terrorists and Pakistanis.

Ah, the oft-attempted, but rarely achieved, triple redundancy.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

48 Pay no attention to that old stuff... It was woke 1 don't you know...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (4WM7K)

49 Deus Vult, douchebag.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (6eubQ)

50 crazy but committed...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

51 I saw Hasan Piker last nite on video for the first time. He's such an intellectual and rhetorical lightweight, so totally unserious and uncaring, I don't understand why anybody would be a fan. Does he in fact have a lot of followers?

The females find him irresistible, like a gay Paolo.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

52 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?

Nothing has value when you are given everything.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 12, 2026 01:34 PM (Ysav4)

53 We have to voluntarily hand over all our power to these people to prove that we're not racist.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:34 PM (OlzlW)

54 50 crazy but committed...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
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to a psychiatric hospital, God willing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 01:35 PM (cWLG3)

55 It's time to outlaw Sharia. As Clear and Present Danger to the Constitution, that certain persons swear on the Bible to protect. Of course now Derk Derka are taking oath of office on the Sharia codex that is koran, so they need to be disqualified.
Posted by: runner

Can't outlaw it if every law runs headlong into religious protections. You'd have to dislodge it from a religious context to do so - nearly impossible. The best avenue may be to go after it in a distributed fashion like they went after the KKK. Destroy the nodes and network with laws already on the books.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 01:35 PM (diia5)

56 54 50 crazy but committed...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)
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to a psychiatric hospital, God willing.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 12, 2026 01:35 PM (cWLG3)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2026 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

57 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:35 PM (2YhKe)

58 If shariah law prohibits the earning of interest, how does a "shariah-compliant" investment fund earn money?

And apparently they can invest in "haram" sources of revenue so long as they account for less than 5% of the return on investment.

Bunch of hypocrites is what they are.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 01:36 PM (FZ29D)

59 “I wipe my ass with the Constitution, it’s a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the Constitution and motherf*ck this country”
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-David Souter

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:37 PM (asFP3)

60 22 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM
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Because their soft-ass lazy fuck absentee rich faggot parents never gave them five across the eyes for being little shits.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:37 PM (oqH4h)

61 With my florid complexion, I think of myself more as a Beetroot Baboon.

Kind of an Olive Orang personally.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 01:37 PM (vTZFs)

62
Thanksgiving > Ramadan
Forth of July > Ramadan
Christmas> Ramadan
Gengis Khans Birthday > Ramadan

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:38 PM (OkYzo)

63 What's scary is this guy could get elected.
Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (SHHm+)
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Muslims know they can't defeat America militarily, so their aim is to defeat us politically by taking over any and all elected offices wherever they can.

Once they've saturated an area (e.g., Dearborn), they can flip the switch and turn the entire area into Islam-central.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 01:38 PM (FZ29D)

64 Is this really news?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 01:38 PM (JvZF+)

65 Is our terrorists educated?

We’re fighting’ them over there so we don’t fight ‘em over here.

Now watch this drive.

Posted by: George W Bush at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (gRN/J)

66 I still think the resurfaced videos from when Piker was trying to be a dudebro explaining to everyone how to smash ALL of the mish are funnier. Because he couldn't be more obviously gay if he tried.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

67 Why are trust fund babies, like Piker, so given to advocating the violent overthrow of the United States?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (wsp19)
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What else are they gonna do? They're lazy, they're stupid, they're bored, and modern social media gives them a convenient outlet to indulge their narcissistic resentment and envy.

Plus, with "influencers" like Piker, they are whores trolling for likes, so they latch on to whatever The Thing is at the moment. The more extreme the better. See also Cucker Carlson, Me-again Kelly, and CandyAss Owens.

If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing. That gimmick wore out, so he found another. Virulent America- and Jew-hate is big business now. When this wears out, he'll move on again.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

68 We have to voluntarily hand over all our ~~power~~ heads to these people to prove that we're not racist.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:34 PM (OlzlW)

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:40 PM (asFP3)

69
I think a few cartoons drawings of Mohammad are due for an appearance at Michigan Senate campaigns.

We must provoke the crazy to come out of El-Sayed & Piker.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:40 PM (OkYzo)

70 Aisha , mohammad's child bride, wrote thousands of hadiths, which are the foundation of islamic teaching. So, basically, the koran is written by a woman.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:40 PM (g47mK)

71 When Dana Bash is offended by a lefty, albeit Islamic one, saying something , you've got a big problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 01:40 PM (WOnE5)

72 Thanksgiving > Ramadan
Forth of July > Ramadan
Christmas> Ramadan
Gengis Khans Birthday > Ramadan

Toyotathon >> Ramadan

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (vTZFs)

73 "Muslims know they can't defeat America militarily, so their aim is to defeat us politically by taking over any and all elected offices wherever they can."

Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

74 My Obligation Is to Follow Sharia Law Until the Day I Die

Is next week good for you?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (zQnwZ)

75 Aisha , mohammad's child bride, wrote thousands of hadiths, which are the foundation of islamic teaching. So, basically, the koran is written by a woman.
Posted by: runner at

Twilight and 50 shades were also written by women. I'm seeing a pattern.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 WAR.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (LHPAg)

This.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:30 PM (dK+Kv)
***

His terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (2WIwB)

77 When they show you who they are,
When they tell you who they are,
Believe them.

Honor the threat accordingly.

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (q2NNn)

78 yeah; somebody calls you 'c*m skin', there is one response; the chang meme (G****Y!) and laugh.

My father lived in New York as a young german immigrant in the 50's. I've heard slurs for every race that draws breath; you call me that, i can't even take you seriously.
Go ingest another man's testosterone and get back to me when you're serious.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (6+ehB)

79 If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing. That gimmick wore out, so he found another. Virulent America- and Jew-hate is big business now. When this wears out, he'll move on again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Much like the arc of Cavernous Nostrils starting off as an archconservative and transforming into a Jew-hating conspiracy loon.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (oqH4h)

80 Dentist Appointment>Ramadan

Posted by: Minuteman at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (LlFp9)

81 Pay no attention to that old stuff... It was woke 1 don't you know...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 01:33 PM (4WM7K)

One thing about the new flavor I agree on. It is a lot of #2

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (asFP3)

82 April Fools Day = Ramadan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (WOnE5)

83 WI Senate

I realize this was discussed on the previous thread.

The good news is that Wong lost-- she was el-Sayed only more stupid.

The bad news is, the DEMs prolly hold this seat. The GOP has a pretty good nominee (Tom Tiffany), & he likely would've beaten Wong.

But no matter how bad Crowley (D) turns out to be, I'm still glad Wong lost.

Posted by: mnw at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (RCjYY)

84 Just wait until Sharia law meets the WNBA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (gRN/J)

85 Tax Day > Ramadan

Posted by: Minuteman at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (LlFp9)

86 I hang around with a lot of nice people. I worry, though, that they might turn out to be a bunch of surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (OlzlW)

87 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.

Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM

Until a uterus starts showing up in rectums, the liberals can't breed their way of their future Sharia masters.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (OkYzo)

88 When I say "Islam is incompatible with Western values" this is what I mean.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (JvZF+)

89 Jennings is correct, and it's something I've been thinking as well. Nations (and the cohesive group of people within them) have shared cultural norms and values. The US was fairly unique in having mass immigration, so racial and ethnic variety, but still a unified culture shared through successful assimilation.

The commies hate that, and have to destroy it. That's why there's the attack on Christianity, sports, all the major US holidays (and creation of new gay ones, like Juneteenth and Pride month), the celebration of non-assimilated colonizers speaking foreign language. Destroy and remove everything uniquely American culturally, so it's just a piece of land where citizens from all around the world csn live under (eventually) a global commie collective. Terrifying.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (+/CWD)

90 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Yep.

Islam is the original BAMN ideology.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (FZ29D)

91 Hasan Piker is a Dancing Boy.

That guy has sucked more Turkish Cock than his mother.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2026 01:25 PM (uzmqU)

We find these statements to be true.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (2YhKe)

92 Taking a shit > ramadan

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (zQnwZ)

93 Just wait until Sharia law meets the WNBA.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 12, 2026 01:43 PM (gRN/J)

It's prolly easier to play in a burka than it is with those damn wigs they wear.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (2YhKe)

94 If shariah law prohibits the earning of interest, how does a "shariah-compliant" investment fund earn money?

And apparently they can invest in "haram" sources of revenue so long as they account for less than 5% of the return on investment.

Bunch of hypocrites is what they are.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 01:36 PM (FZ29D)
________

Easy to get around. I assume it's done the same way as religious Jews being prohibited by Halakha from charging each other loan interest. But if that law was followed, the entire USA banking system would shut down. They get around it by "Heter Iska" agreements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

95
If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

So, the Andrew Tate of Color. I guess he wasn't scoring enough to pass himself off as a Paolo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (XJ22o)

96
Autopsy > Ramadan

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (OkYzo)

97 If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing. That gimmick wore out, so he found another. Virulent America- and Jew-hate is big business now. When this wears out, he'll move on again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Much like the arc of Cavernous Nostrils starting off as an archconservative and transforming into a Jew-hating conspiracy loon.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (oqH4h)

And Tucker Carlson.

I am sensing a pattern.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)

98 I'm pretty sure he actually hates America. It's not the kind of thing you generally make up.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (asFP3)

99 When they show you who they are,
When they tell you who they are,
Believe them.

==

Absolutely.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (g47mK)

100 Aisha , mohammad's child bride, wrote thousands of hadiths, which are the foundation of islamic teaching. So, basically, the koran is written by a woman.
Posted by: runner at

Twilight and 50 shades were also written by women. I'm seeing a pattern.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

Hello! Ready for more stories about Ayla and Jondalar?

Posted by: Jean M. Auel at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (q2NNn)

101 My father lived in New York as a young german immigrant in the 50's. I've heard slurs for every race that draws breath; you call me that, i can't even take you seriously.
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I kind of miss the Polish jokes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

102 Amendment to Constitution
Oath of office to be taken with hand on the Bible.

Violation of office results in impeachment. By majority vote of one of the two branches.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2026 01:46 PM (EyDez)

103 I'm a Miracle Whip monkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 01:46 PM (Cqx++)

104 Axelrod found himself hearing it from former White House spokesman and political commentator Pete Seat on “Anderson Cooper 360” and looked completely dumbfounded when Seat reminded him that Democrat officials in Indiana — Seat’s home state — were convicted of petition fraud relating to the 2008 primary.

“The gentleman you previously worked for, David Axelrod, Barack Obama got on the ballot because Democrats in that county submitted fraudulent ballot petition signatures.”

“People, including the Democrat county chair, went to jail over that.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2026 01:46 PM (YsG2T)

105 I hang around with a lot of nice people. I worry, though, that they might turn out to be a bunch of surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (OlzlW)

They might be secret mayonnaise monkeys.

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (q2NNn)

106 If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing. That gimmick wore out, so he found another. Virulent America- and Jew-hate is big business now. When this wears out, he'll move on again.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Much like the arc of Cavernous Nostrils starting off as an archconservative and transforming into a Jew-hating conspiracy loon.
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (oqH4h)
__________

Yup. I think a lot of these people are getting directly paid by hostile foreign governments (including Islamist ones). Cucker for sure. He's 100% a whore.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

107
This is Obama unfiltered. He hated America but could never openly say it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (OkYzo)

108 am sensing a pattern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (dK+Kv)
****
This is about me isn't it.

Posted by: Zombie Jessie Jackson at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (EyDez)

109 WNBA Menopause Awareness Night >>> Ramadan

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (gRN/J)

110 I kind of miss the Polish jokes.

Same, but the Poles are currently the smartest Europeans. Zero immigration, zero tolerance for border crossings.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 01:50 PM (2ocoG)

111 In southern Colorado, we had Bojohn jokes. I have no idea how to spell that or what ethnicity it refers to.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:50 PM (OlzlW)

112 If you look at Piker's older vids, his gimmick was over-the-top macho he-mannish posturing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

So, the Andrew Tate of Color. I guess he wasn't scoring enough to pass himself off as a Paolo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (XJ22o)
_______

Yup. And ironically, or maybe unironically, both are flamingly gay. It's comic to watch these fairies talk more macho shit about getting girls than the Paolo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

113 Neera Tanden, an annoying dirt bag in her own right, is taking a ton of crap on X for saying campaigning with Piker is a "deathtrap". Please keep this up until after the midterms. And then do it again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 01:50 PM (WOnE5)

114
I wipe my ass with the koran, it’s a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the koran and motherf*ck your religion

Personally, I think that my version rolls off the tongue better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 01:51 PM (y9nCu)

115 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (+/CWD)

About 37% of the country is praying every day to Satan that one of his minions takes the president out. I mean, it's not good.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 01:51 PM (asFP3)

116 Talk Like A Pirate Day >> ramadan

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 12, 2026 01:51 PM (GMWTj)

117 A WNBA game > Ramadan.
Let me think about that one a bit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2026 01:52 PM (WOnE5)

118 89
The commies hate that, and have to destroy it. That's why there's the attack on Christianity, sports, all the major US holidays (and creation of new gay ones, like Juneteenth and Pride month), the celebration of non-assimilated colonizers speaking foreign language. Destroy and remove everything uniquely American culturally, so it's just a piece of land where citizens from all around the world csn live under (eventually) a global commie collective. Terrifying.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 01:44 PM (+/CWD)
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The commies hate Joy. What do all of the places that have been run by leftists for any length of time have in common? They're boring as shit and everyone is sullen and unhappy. And I'm counting most of today's Europe in this statement. Europe is fucking BORING once you get past the pretty architecture and the food culture if you're into that. There's not shit to do that's just fun for the sake of it (no, soccer doesn't count). Lefties are miserable people that want to drag everyone down to their level.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:52 PM (oqH4h)

119 My sharia amour, lovely as a summer day
My sharia amour, distant as the Milky Way
My sharia amour, pretty little law that I adore
You're the only theology my heart beats for
How I wish that you were mine

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed at August 12, 2026 01:52 PM (q2NNn)

120 A lot of change in a negative direction in my lifetime. The absolutely disgusting, vile language would never be uttered in public in the past. People would be ashamed to say those kinds of things even to friends… I never heard such things.

Now people bellow this stuff loud and proud out in public, and are rewarded. Sad. Robert Bork wrote a book many years ago: Slouching Towards Gomorrah….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2026 01:52 PM (zEBE+)

121 I wipe my ass with the koran, it’s a f*cking piece of paper, motherf*ck the koran and motherf*ck your religion

Personally, I think that my version rolls off the tongue better.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 01:51 PM (y9nCu)

Bumpersticker worthy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

122 "Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
22m
🚨 NOW: AG Todd Blanche confirms DOJ is surging resources into Minnesota fraud investigations, reaching as far as the LEADERSHIP and OFFICIALS who allowed it

"We've spent a ton of resources and we continue to spend a ton of resources in Minneapolis combating fraud. And that includes a very intense look at the leadership and the programs and who's administering them."

"The governor knows that, and everybody knows that, and that should be the case. That's what every single person should expect us to do is the Department of Justice."

"Yes, we have a lot of resources spending there"

LOCK THEM UP!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (g47mK)

123 There's a reason the Euros who came over here for the World Cup were so blown away. A big part of American culture is that we just do shit for the hell of it to have a good time and we're a generally happy and amiable people because of it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

124 Hassan has twice the testosterone in just his colon as the average man has in his entire body.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (4NO2D)

125 Talk Like A Pirate Day >> ramadan
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 12, 2026 01:51 PM (GMWTj)

Taco Bell exploding lettuce diarrhea >> ramadan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (2YhKe)

126 Twilight and 50 shades were also written by women. I'm seeing a pattern.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2026 01:42 PM (YZ0Fo)

Hello! Ready for more stories about Ayla and Jondalar?
Posted by: Jean M. Auel

Look, it's not all bad. Morning Glory Milking Farm was hot!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (+/CWD)

127 @124 that's disgusting! and true!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)

128 Hassan has twice the testosterone in just his colon as the average man has in his entire body.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (4NO2D)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE MEANS THERE'S A LOT OF MALE SEMEN UP THERE FROM GUYS EJACULATING INSIDE HIS RECTUM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 12, 2026 01:55 PM (2YhKe)

129 If Abdul keeps this up, he may only get 30% of the vote.

C'mon, you know I'm right.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 01:55 PM (Sco7b)

130 Four people share a dark train compartment: an old lady, a young woman, a Russian officer, and a Pole.

The train enters a long tunnel. In the pitch black, a loud "muwah" kiss is heard, followed immediately by a sharp smack.

Out in the light, the Russian officer has a red handprint on his face.

The old lady thinks: "What a brave girl, slapping that rude officer who kissed her."

The young woman thinks: "Why on earth did the officer try to kiss the old lady?"

The Russian thinks: "That fool of a Pole kissed the girl, and she hit me by mistake!"

The Pole thinks: "I am a genius. I kissed the back of my hand, slapped the Russian, and got away with it."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

131 cooking bacon naked > ramadan

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:55 PM (oqH4h)

132 Pete Seat? That's hilarious!

Posted by: Joe Blow at August 12, 2026 01:56 PM (Cjger)

133 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

A very doable goal.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (g8Ew8)

134 cooking bacon naked > ramadan
Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:55 PM (oqH4h)

This is starting to remind me a lot of the old Billy Crystal character doing "I hate when I do that."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (2YhKe)

135 This is about me isn't it.
Posted by: Zombie Jessie Jackson
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Don't forget that his kid, Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr., was sentenced to 30 months in Federal Prison.

Apple, tree.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (XeU6L)

136 37 That is not a quote by Reagan.

That is a quote by some Soviet fuckstick.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 01:31 PM (jrkXE)

______________________________

Well, if you want to be anal retentive about it. The quote was originally attributed to Norman Thomas who ran for president six times or so (so not a Russian fuckstick). However, historians never found documentation that he made the quote....So, it would seem Reagan tailored it himself in incorrectly attributed it to Thomas. Reagan was talking about the concept of socialized medicine at the time.

Posted by: Kanye West at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dIske)

137 There's a reason the Euros who came over here for the World Cup were so blown away. A big part of American culture is that we just do shit for the hell of it to have a good time and we're a generally happy and amiable people because of it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

I am sure it is a shock when you are sullen and downtrodden, devoid of hope, to see all the shiny happy people.

We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

These people dominated the spice trade, and yet, they no nothing of flavor. Even cheap, out of the bag or out of a jar flavor.

Sad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

138
Well, if you want to be anal retentive about it. The quote was originally attributed to Norman Thomas who ran for president six times or so (so not a Russian fuckstick). However, historians never found documentation that he made the quote....So, it would seem Reagan tailored it himself in incorrectly attributed it to Thomas. Reagan was talking about the concept of socialized medicine at the time.

Posted by: Kanye West at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dIske)

You're a gay fish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 01:58 PM (2YhKe)

139 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

A very doable goal.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM

Oh fuck.

Posted by: The Goats at August 12, 2026 01:58 PM (2ocoG)

140
So, the Andrew Tate of Color. I guess he wasn't scoring enough to pass himself off as a Paolo.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 01:45 PM (XJ22o)
_______

Yup. And ironically, or maybe unironically, both are flamingly gay. It's comic to watch these fairies talk more macho shit about getting girls than the Paolo.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

Tate always struck me as another mohammedan cocksucker who, like all mohammedans, hates women. Closeted mohammedan = closeted homosexual.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 01:58 PM (y9nCu)

141 Abdulrahmen Noodles.

Posted by: Del at August 12, 2026 01:58 PM (zhWvq)

142 We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

I have, how you say, surprise for her.......

Posted by: The Paolo at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

143 73 "Muslims know they can't defeat America militarily, so their aim is to defeat us politically by taking over any and all elected offices wherever they can."

Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.
Posted by: gp at August 12, 2026 01:41 PM (Jr5Lq)
How many Americans will convert voluntarily? By ethnicity?

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (LHPAg)

144 "Taco Bell exploding lettuce diarrhea >> ramadan"

Smoke from wildfires in Canada >> ramadan

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (GMWTj)

145 We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57

I'm doing dishes.

Someone else want to cleverly handle this.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (Sco7b)

146 Hey, what do you know! Sounds like only Puebloans would know what a bojon is:

https://pueblostarjournal.org/news/2023/06/02/
slovenian-puebloans-ethnic-slur-bojon/

Pueblo had a rich tapestry of ethnic groups, but they were all participants in the general community. They enjoyed sharing their cultural heritage with everyone else. There were special holiday treats and cultural festivals. It was fun! Although I was quite puzzled when a guy at my high school thought it was unusual that a "white girl" would be willing to date an Italian.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (OlzlW)

147 There's a reason the Euros who came over here for the World Cup were so blown away. A big part of American culture is that we just do shit for the hell of it to have a good time and we're a generally happy and amiable people because of it.

In the US, things are permitted until they're explicitly outlawed. Europe is the reverse.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

148 We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

These people dominated the spice trade, and yet, they no nothing of flavor. Even cheap, out of the bag or out of a jar flavor.

Sad.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

That is not merely a failure of spice I'm afraid

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (asFP3)

149 I'm doing dishes.

Someone else want to cleverly handle this.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 01:59 PM (Sco7b)

She was pretty, nice hooters, too. It took great restraint.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

150
A big part of American culture is that we just do shit for the hell of it to have a good time and we're a generally happy and amiable people because of it.
Posted by: ballistic

At least until the money machine grinds to a halt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (Cqx++)

151 This race the Dems came up short in the cheat to keep him out despite his supposed huge lead in the polls... Evidently they adjusted for that in yesterday's race in Wisconsin....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (4WM7K)

152 These people need to disappear.

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2026 02:01 PM (ZxPkt)

153 https://tinyurl.com/mr67w5kk

11 Defendants Charged in Dismantling of Decade-Long Nationwide Marriage Fraud Scheme
Wednesday, August 12, 2026

A two-count indictment was unsealed charging 11 individuals with conspiring, over the course of more than a decade, to orchestrate more than 1,000 sham marriages to fraudulently obtain immigration status for foreign nationals, primarily citizens of the People’s Republic of China. Some individuals paid up to $100,000 per sham marriage, according to the indictment.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

154 Are Wong and Crowley really committed to a "Unity" campaign tour? Maybe with a few Bernie Sanders guest appearances?

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2026 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

155 This is Obama unfiltered. He hated America but could never openly say it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2026 01:48 PM (OkYzo)

This! Oh, and he still hates America.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 12, 2026 02:02 PM (g8Ew8)

156
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (g47mK)

================

Something has happened. We've dropped "a ton of" money on taking "a very intense look" at voter fraud in MN.

I eagerly look forward to the "results" phase of this action.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 02:02 PM (XJ22o)

157 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.

Mark Steyn was sanctioned by a media regulator (I forget if it was British or Canadian) for accurately quoting an iman in Norway who told Muslims to breed "like cockroaches".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2026 02:03 PM (aD4fx)

158 Abdulrahman El-Sayed: My Obligation Is to Follow Sharia Law Until the Day I Die
—Disinformation Expert Ace

I have no issue with helping him.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:03 PM (xHe0y)

159 There's a reason the Euros who came over here for the World Cup were so blown away. A big part of American culture is that we just do shit for the hell of it to have a good time and we're a generally happy and amiable people because of it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2026 01:53 PM (oqH4h)

I am sure it is a shock when you are sullen and downtrodden, devoid of hope, to see all the shiny happy people.

We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

These people dominated the spice trade, and yet, they no nothing of flavor. Even cheap, out of the bag or out of a jar flavor.

Sad.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)
_________

I believe a big part of it is the relentless anti-American propaganda they've been fed by the Eurotrash commies their entire lives. They are more hysterical about Trump in Europe than Democraps are here. Then they get here, and see they've been lied to, and it's a big eye-opener.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

160 142 We were at a small town fair this past weekend selling walking tacos (basically a taco salad in a bag of Fritos or Doritos), and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth.

: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

I'm thinking that the Republicans should use some of the footage of the foreigners who came to the US for the World cup.. Everytime the dems go with their doom and gloom about this Country play one of the Europeans saying how wonderful it is here...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (4WM7K)

161 Another aim is to outbreed the non-Muslim population. I've heard some of them declare that very goal.

You ain't out breeding them if you keep paying them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (xHe0y)

162 “ …. and some British chick was raving about it being the best thing she's had in her mouth”

How you say, this is not correction!

Posted by: Paolo at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (ixbDh)

163 I eagerly look forward to the "results" phase of this action.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 02:02 PM (XJ22o)

me too, to be honest

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (g47mK)

164 If that Piker fella hates white people, what is he doing here?

Burkina Faso is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Please leave at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (e2lsi)

165 How many Americans will convert voluntarily? By ethnicity?

The AWFLs first.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (aD4fx)

166 At least until the money machine grinds to a halt.

A significant number of the things Americans do for the hell of it are based around not having enough money to do something the "right way".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

167
🎵 Abdul Rahman Mohammed El Sayed

Sharia is my law too

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:05 PM (asFP3)

168
She was pretty, nice hooters, too. It took great restraint.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

Good for you on your restraint!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 12, 2026 02:05 PM (Sco7b)

169 Not a parody

@LD_Sceptics 3m
Clowns are entertaining migrants at a Calais camp just 50m from gangs plotting Channel crossings, in a bizarre glimpse of the symbiotic relationship between aid workers and people-smugglers.
Link to Telegraph article
https://tinyurl.com/4b7f63ae

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 02:06 PM (diia5)

170 167
🎵 Abdul Rahman Mohammed El Sayed

Sharia is my law too
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:05 PM (asFP3)

Whenever I go out the people always shout there goes.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:06 PM (4WM7K)

171 11 Defendants Charged in Dismantling of Decade-Long Nationwide Marriage Fraud Scheme
Wednesday, August 12, 2026
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Omar: It's only 2 defendants, big deal

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:07 PM (asFP3)

172
Whenever I go out, the people always shout
There goes Abdul Rahman Mohammed El Sayed

Posted by: Abdul Rahman Mohammed El Sayed at August 12, 2026 02:07 PM (4NO2D)

173 I think Muslim men scare white women that Dems have to win over.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:07 PM (iZHgT)

174 Clowns are entertaining migrants at a Calais camp just 50m from gangs plotting Channel crossings, in a bizarre glimpse of the symbiotic relationship between aid workers and people-smugglers.

I think they should all be sent back to their shitholes, but subjecting them to clowns is just mean.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

175 I think Muslim men scare white women that Dems have to win over.

Disagree. For white women, 9/11 was the Luigi Mangione shooting write large: it brought a new forbidden hotness to the attention of their cooters.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

176 They seem nice.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2026 02:08 PM (W2Pud)

177 I'm thinking that the Republicans should use some of the footage of the foreigners who came to the US for the World cup.. Everytime the dems go with their doom and gloom about this Country play one of the Europeans saying how wonderful it is here...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:04 PM (4WM7K)

No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

Posted by: Rex Kramer, GOPe Senior Advisor at August 12, 2026 02:09 PM (q2NNn)

178 Just as an aside, Anderson Renewal window people need a Tomahawk missile targeting their corporate headquarters.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (f547z)

179 El-Sayed taking out a “sharia compliant mortgage” is right up there with buying halal meat in terms of controversial takes.

Yeah, sounds like a Muslim who is saying he tries to live by the principles of his religion? This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life. As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.

Oh no! Anyways money out of politics, money in your pocket. Free Medicare for all

"Religion is like a penis. If you have a white one, it's your duty to force it on people without their consent." -Ancient GOP proverb

Yeah, he’s a Muslim, so he plans to follow the tenets of Islam for the rest of his life. Is…is that shocking? Do you think, say, James Talarico plans to follow Christian law until the day he dies? Would that surprise you?

Islam is no more one monolithic religion that makes every Muslim believe exactly the same thing, than Christianity is.

Just as there are progressive, modern Christians and rigid, dogmatic Christians who have different ways of living a Christian life, there are modern progressive Muslims.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (+/CWD)

180 I think Muslim men scare white women that Dems have to win over.

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Dunno, it seems that quite a few of the awfls are turned on by the Moslems. Rape fantasy is a thing over there.

Posted by: Joe Blow at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (Cjger)

181 Just as an aside, Anderson Renewal window people need a Tomahawk missile targeting their corporate headquarters.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (f547z)
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Oh, no! I won't get my FREE steak dinner!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (FZ29D)

182 I think Muslim men scare white women that Dems have to win over.

Can't disagree more strongly. There are so many videos out there of Muslim men being protected from a crowd by white women.

White women, especially the Wine Box Wendy's of the world, LOVE the dusky migrants.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (AdHga)

183
Yeah, he’s a Muslim, so he plans to follow the tenets of Islam for the rest of his life. Is…is that shocking? Do you think, say, James Talarico plans to follow Christian law until the day he dies? Would that surprise you?

Christian law ? Yeah... That would surprise me...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:11 PM (4WM7K)

184 This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life. As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.
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Fucking hell. If ignorance is bliss, this guy just reached nirvana

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2026 02:12 PM (asFP3)

185 The reason these commies hate Thanksgiving and July 4th isn't just that they're quintessentially American (although most countries have their own version of independence day).

They hate them because these are happy, celebratory holidays where people are encouraged to get together, eat, drink, have fun, and shoot off fireworks.

These commies are bitter, resentful, jealous, anti-social incel lunatics who can't stand other people having fun. Remember when the left was desperate to shut down Thanksgiving, fucking 8 months into covid? Same motivation.

Look at Islam itself. Very little happy celebration. Lotsa mourning, fasting, abstaining, punishing, and forceful conforming. Being Muslim is more like being in a prison camp than any other religion.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

186 White women, especially the Wine Box Wendy's of the world, LOVE the dusky migrants.

It's a meme at this point that DSA leadership is 99% Wine Box Wendys and DSA candidates are 99% foreigners.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)

187 This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life. As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.

Welp. It's VERY different. You condemn that devout Christian whilst praising the 'devout Muslim.'

You won't be able to explain WHY you treat them differently, just that you do. Because Christian bad Islam good.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:13 PM (AdHga)

188
She was pretty, nice hooters, too. It took great restraint.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 02:00 PM (dK+Kv)

I was half expecting some pudgy, tattooed, Cockney slag with only 1/3 of her teeth left.

I'm a sucker for most UK accents when they're found on the pretty ones. It ends up that about half the women that I've dated had UK, Irish or Aussie accents. The exception is Cockney, which makes US southern biker chick meth addict accents sound like trans-Atlantic Harvard Boston Brahmin. Cockney gives me noodle-dick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

189 Can't disagree more strongly. There are so many videos out there of Muslim men being protected from a crowd by white women.

White women, especially the Wine Box Wendy's of the world, LOVE the dusky migrants.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

==

I'm not debating the left-wing, activist white women.

It's the mushy middle type female voters.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (r13UX)

190 It's all taqiyya all the time.
......

Too much tequila and I pass out.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (UjdFS)

191 Just as an aside, Anderson Renewal window people need a Tomahawk missile targeting their corporate headquarters.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (f547z)

NO! You fool! That will break all their windows and they will become richer than ever!

Posted by: Kindltot - Didn't really understand Frederick Bastiat after all at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

192 Hasan Piker does not make me angry. Dumb as fuck Americans who listen to his crap and nod along make me angry.
Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (CSc+i)
**********
They're even worse than the people that listen to Tucker and Nick Fuentes... and that's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (NpAcC)

193 Yeah, he’s a Muslim, so he plans to follow the tenets of Islam for the rest of his life. Is…is that shocking? Do you think, say, James Talarico plans to follow Christian law until the day he dies? Would that surprise you?

Christian law ? Yeah... That would surprise me...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2026 02:11 PM (4WM7K)

Tenets? They're more like whatcha call guidelines than actual rules.

Posted by: Captain Barbossa, YoHo! at August 12, 2026 02:15 PM (q2NNn)

194 Yeah, sounds like a Muslim who is saying he tries to live by the principles of his religion? This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life.

As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.

Tell us again, how many Christian churches are there in Saudia Arabia? Afghanistan?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:15 PM (xHe0y)

195 > Juggling troupe performs at Loon-Plage camp where gangs deploy 15m-long dinghies
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The name of that camp... 🤡

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2026 02:15 PM (2Cry5)

196 Muslims believe some very disgusting things. Christians don't.

Very common sense for most people to understand.
If someone was a buddhist, I have way less concerns than an Islamic Fundamentalist.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:15 PM (r13UX)

197 White women, especially the Wine Box Wendy's of the world, LOVE the dusky migrants.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

It's those hot, hot rape fantasies.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 12, 2026 02:16 PM (UjdFS)

198 Most islhamic countries are shitholes. Why are so many westerners so enamored with that 7th century death cult?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (2YhKe)

199 It's a meme at this point that DSA leadership is 99% Wine Box Wendys and DSA candidates are 99% foreigners.
Posted by: Ian S.

And yet, 85% listed white as one of their ethnic identities; 64% male (10% non-binary/other), LGBTQIA+: 32% (up sharply from prior surveys), and ~60% agnostic/atheist.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (+/CWD)

200 It's the mushy middle type female voters.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (r13UX)

I get the distinction.

I think those mushy middle type female voters want so desperately to stay Members In Good Standing that they'll never do anything to risk it - not even privately, in the voting booth.

Al Sayed did very, very well among white, college educated women. They're your mushy middle types.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (AdHga)

201 Just as an aside, Anderson Renewal window people need a Tomahawk missile targeting their corporate headquarters.
Posted by: Common Tater

===

It's well known to be the scummiest of all window installers. It's like the same tactics to sell timeshares.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (r13UX)

202 Hasan Piker does not make me angry. Dumb as fuck Americans who listen to his crap and nod along make me angry.
Posted by: huerfano at August 12, 2026 01:27 PM (CSc+i)
**********
They're even worse than the people that listen to Tucker and Nick Fuentes... and that's a pretty low bar.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (NpAcC)

People are susceptible to online algorithms, they are designed to rewire the brain.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (g47mK)

203 Look at Islam itself. Very little happy celebration. Lotsa mourning, fasting, abstaining, punishing, and forceful conforming.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

And fucking little children. Don't forget that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (xHe0y)

204 moral of the story is...don't be stupid , be a smarty...

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 02:18 PM (g47mK)

205 Yeah, sounds like a Muslim who is saying he tries to live by the principles of his religion? This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life. As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.
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Show me just ONE translation of the Bible where Christ commands his disciples to behead those who don't follow his teachings.

Take your time. I'll wait.

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (FZ29D)

206
And fucking little children. Don't forget that.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2026 02:17 PM (xHe0y)

And goats.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (2YhKe)

207 Look at Islam itself. Very little happy celebration. Lotsa mourning, fasting, abstaining, punishing, and forceful conforming. Being Muslim is more like being in a prison camp than any other religion.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk!]

Come for the 30 days of fasting, get ecstatic with the self-flagellation!

Posted by: Medieval Imams at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

208
Al Sayed did very, very well among white, college educated women. They're your mushy middle types.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

==

In a Democrat Primary. Pretty skewed demo there.

And really what won him the primary was fellow Muslims.

The reality is, there's a lot of moderate Republican type housewives that Dems are able to steal votes from. I dont think they get the same vibes from an Al Sayed as some other generic Dem that just promises to protect abortion rights.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (r13UX)

209 So anyways, the movie Mannose, the Hands of Fate is about dealing with a UTI apparently.

Not a fan.

Posted by: Kindltot - Didn't really understand Frederick Bastiat after all at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

210
Yeah, sounds like a Muslim who is saying he tries to live by the principles of his religion? This isn't much different from a devout Christian saying they want to live a Biblically-driven life. As long as they govern in a way to allows freedom of religion, it's not a specific concern.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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"Governing in a way to allows freedom of religion" is not sharia-compliant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (XJ22o)

211 Tell us again, how many Christian churches are there in Saudia Arabia? Afghanistan?
Posted by: rickb223

None, because all the Christians that lived there saw how awesome Islam is and converted. It happens everywhere!

Posted by: Violent Muslim Apologist at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (+/CWD)

212
Come for the 30 days of fasting, get ecstatic with the self-flagellation!
Posted by: Medieval Imams at August 12, 2026 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

Fasting.......where you can eat whatever after sundown......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

213 I enjoy all the responses on X pointing out that literally everyone laughs at Piker's stupid attempts at racial slurs, but the Wakandan Death Word is fatal at 500 yards.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

214 Look at Islam itself. Very little happy celebration. Lotsa mourning, fasting, abstaining, punishing, and forceful conforming.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

People who know such things (those who escaped ishlam) will tell you that ishlam purports to solve all your problems. And if your problems are not solved, you are just not following and praying strong enough.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (g47mK)

215
"Governing in a way to allows freedom of religion" is not sharia-compliant.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (XJ22o)

Well, they ARE stupid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

216 El-Jihadi is not going to win the general election.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (EZtVN)

217
I think Muslim men scare white women that Dems have to win over.

Can't disagree more strongly. There are so many videos out there of Muslim men being protected from a crowd by white women.

White women, especially the Wine Box Wendy's of the world, LOVE the dusky migrants.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:10 PM (AdHga)

Spring Break and Summers between semesters in the US are happy happy joy joy times in mohammedan countries. Because that's when the blonde Western University hippie chicks travel to the middle east to do "NGO volunteer work", and get plowed by unwashed mohammedan young men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (y9nCu)

218 I hate Taxachusetts so much. If my company had an office up here in Live Free or Die country, I'd never set foot in it again.

I'm reading the John Adams book that was the basis for the HBO series, and it's such a bummer that the cradle of the American revolution has been completely subverted by gay race communism.

Lots of natural beauty in the state, but like CA the Democrats are trying as hard as possible to make it unlivable for anyone but them.

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (7COU4)

219 In a Democrat Primary. Pretty skewed demo there.

And really what won him the primary was fellow Muslims.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:20 PM (r13UX)

Fair points, both.

I guess this is the first time we've really hit Press to Test, if you don't count Obama as a Muslim.

Trump won white women by 4, and won Michigan, so we'll see.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (AdHga)

220 I once closed a deal with a sharia-compliant mortgage. Basically, it's a sham, like a Catholic annulment after you had two kids.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (wGerL)

221 El-Jihadi is not going to win the general election.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:22 PM (EZtVN)

They just cheated, again.

I have zero faith they won't be 'allowed' to cheat in November.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

222 I was half expecting some pudgy, tattooed, Cockney slag with only 1/3 of her teeth left.

I'm a sucker for most UK accents when they're found on the pretty ones. It ends up that about half the women that I've dated had UK, Irish or Aussie accents. The exception is Cockney, which makes US southern biker chick meth addict accents sound like trans-Atlantic Harvard Boston Brahmin. Cockney gives me noodle-dick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

She was very polite, respectful, and cheerful. Her accent was exceptional.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (dK+Kv)

223 Whoops, wrong thread.

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (7COU4)

224 I have zero faith they won't be 'allowed' to cheat in November.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

Why cheat now and not in 2024?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (AdHga)

225
Why cheat now and not in 2024?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:24 PM (AdHga)

I'm sure they did. I'm guessing our side outvoted the cheat. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (2YhKe)

226 Sponge, they cheated to dial down the crazy even if Crowley is just as bad.

He isn't going to win either.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (EZtVN)

227
He isn't going to win either.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (EZtVN)

I pray you're correct.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:26 PM (2YhKe)

228 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)

229 Fair points, both.

I guess this is the first time we've really hit Press to Test, if you don't count Obama as a Muslim.

Trump won white women by 4, and won Michigan, so we'll see.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

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My take is the reason many affluent, white women vote Dem because of social issues like abortion and just basically liberal attitudes about a lot things. At least in my circle, that's what it's really about.

I just don't see someone Al Sayed that really wears their Muslim background on their sleeve being a big seller to these types. It's well known they are incredibly backwards as a group and just straight up anti-women.

But yea, lots of dumb female voters, no argument there.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (r13UX)

230
Look at Islam itself. Very little happy celebration. Lotsa mourning, fasting, abstaining, punishing, and forceful conforming.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

Ayasshola Khomeini used to sternly tell his asshole followers that laughter wasn't permitted in islam, while at the same time he was known to have a good sense of humor in private, especially when the humor was directed at him. Hypocritical cocksucker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2026 02:28 PM (y9nCu)

231 I'm sure they did. I'm guessing our side outvoted the cheat. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2026 02:25 PM (2YhKe)

Vote totals weren't really all that different in Michigan. I'm sure they could have found an extra hundred thousand ballots lying around in 2024 like they did in 2020.

2020:

2.8 million - Biden
2.7 million - Trump

2024:

2.8 million - Trump
2.7 million - Harris

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:30 PM (AdHga)

232 Abdulrahman El-Sayed: My Obligation Is to Follow Sharia Law Until the Day I Die

Your terms are acceptable.
Say when.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 12, 2026 02:33 PM (STnhA)

233 I tend to stay away from crazy people like this dude. And I sure would not vote to give people like this power. It's like they are from a different planet with strange customs that I want no part of.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2026 02:34 PM (fV9m3)

234 White Rabbit has 40k plus followers (for what thats worth}

August 18 Dearborn, Michigan Crusaders, March on Dearborn city Council meeting 6 PM. Don’t miss out Patriot unite.https://tinyurl.com/bdebdx47

Then there is this!

OCTOBER 17 2026 IS THE DEADLINE , AFTER THAT THE REPUBLIC REGULATORS RIDE!!!!!
https://tinyurl.com/mvavedvd

Posted by: Yer Sistas Azz at August 12, 2026 02:36 PM (jwV58)

235 Piker doesn't even seem to understand that he, himself, is white. He's whiter than I am and that's pretty white.

Does he think he's a trans-POC or something, like Rachel Dolezal?

Posted by: Ralph at August 12, 2026 02:36 PM (8WZD4)

236 And he's backed by the UAW and National Nurses United.

And his father-in-law, a nephrologist at a Detroit hospital who had given $300,000 to El Sayed's biggest individual donor, Fighting for Michigan, as of July 15.

And his wife, Dr. Sarah Jukaku, a psychiatrist in Ann Arbor, Michigan affiliated with University of Michigan Health-Ann Arbor.
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>New York Times, 'With El-Sayed’s Victory Comes a Wave of Islamophobia' As Muslim politicians like Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan have become more prominent, they have experienced considerable bigotry. President Trump said Democrats were electing “jihadists.” 21 hours ago
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As long as the US Constitution holds:
Article VI of the Constitution explicitly states that federal law and the Constitution are the highest law in the nation, superseding any conflicting state, foreign, or religious legal doctrine.

The First Amendment prohibits the government from establishing a state religion or favoring one religion over another, making the adoption of any religious code as national law unconstitutional.

Individual liberties cannot be overridden by legislative action or religious mandates.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 12, 2026 02:44 PM (NFX2v)

237 Piker (what an appropriate name) says the 'the knives will be out" for establishment Democrats.
that's what you call a Freudian slip.

Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (7esJd)

238 Piker (what an appropriate name) says the 'the knives will be out" for establishment Democrats.
that's what you call a Freudian slip.

Posted by: vivi at August 12, 2026 02:48 PM (7esJd)

Seriously.

What is it with Muslims and knives?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (AdHga)

239 What is it with Muslims and knives?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

7th century arabia is considered the most perfect time. Hence, 7th C technology.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2026 03:18 PM (diia5)

240 When he dies and stands before God, Jesus will say he doesn't know him. He will be damned to eternity with his current leader, Satan.

There is still time to repent and turn away from his demonic cult and accept the one true Lord and Savior.

Posted by: JJ at August 12, 2026 03:24 PM (W2dIs)

241 What is it with Muslims and knives?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 12, 2026 02:52 PM (AdHga)

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"You slit the throat of the goat before
you rape it, comrade!"

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