Soon-to-Be Guest on Tuq'r Qarlson, Abdulrahman El-Sayed, Hates Fireworks, Thinks Football is Racist Toxic Masculinity, and Generally Hates All Things About the Country His Parents Chose to Bear Their Anchor-Baby In

Oh -- and he's deleted all of these old blog posts and tweets, though some people were smart enough to download them before he hit the delete button.

'Fireworks suck': Removed El-Sayed videos urged getting rid of the 4th of July tradition, raised replacing 2nd Amendment

Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed once asked his YouTube viewers whether Americans could "PLEASE" find another way to celebrate the Fourth of July, in a video promising four reasons "why fireworks suck."
The since-removed video from July 2024 included a chapter titled "Fireworks just aren't worth it: hear us out" and cited Detroit's post-fireworks air quality, the chemicals used in fireworks, their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans, and the risks they pose to children and pets.
The video is one of several examples of El-Sayed removing past online content as he seeks elected office. As CNN's KFile previously reported, he also deleted social media posts supporting the "defund the police" movement.
In other since-removed clips, El-Sayed argued that the southern border was not among Americans' five biggest concerns and lambasted Republicans for focusing on it. In another he floated replacing the Second Amendment's right to bear arms with a constitutional right to health care.
Not all of El-Sayed's commentary has In one episode that remains online, he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.
...
The YouTube videos, at least 100 of which appear to have been made private, are another example of how El-Sayed's years as a prolific podcaster, commentator and social-media user have left behind an extensive record -- some of it subsequently deleted -- that Republicans could use to portray him as both ideologically left-wing and culturally out of step with swing-state voters.
...
Many of the removed videos on YouTube, where El-Sayed at the time had more than 17,000 subscribers, are not publicly available anymore, but CNN reviewed transcripts archived before the videos were made private.
El-Sayed's fireworks video was briefly interrupted by a message noting that it was sponsored in part by the Marguerite Casey Foundation. In reading ads for the foundation on his "America Dissected" podcast, he highlighted what he called its "cutting-edge areas of scholarship," including "feminist prison abolition."
Prison abolition is a movement that seeks to reduce and ultimately replace prisons, jails, and other punitive systems with approaches intended to address the social conditions linked to harm, including investments in housing, healthcare, education, community-based safety, and restorative or transformative justice. Feminist prison abolitionists argue that incarceration and policing can fail to prevent gender-based violence and may disproportionately harm women and marginalized communities.

Abdul El-Sayed: "Football is very much associated with a particularly masculine and oftentimes toxically masculine culture. So much of it was about how you have to get back up and play for your team. You're not allowed to show pain or vulnerability." pic.twitter.com/BObjfB6j8b
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 10, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed wrote in a 2021 Substack post that "toxic masculinity is at the heart of football."

Is there anything uniquely American that these people don't absolutely despise? pic.twitter.com/ACBcDGYwgh
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 10, 2026

Below: Defund the police.

Tell me demon possession is not real. pic.twitter.com/entBFcNRcO
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) August 11, 2026

Defund the police, right?

🚨WHAT ON EARTH?!!!

It has been revealed that the Black man who tried to R*PE a White woman at a public park in Savannah GA...

...has 22 ARRESTS since 2020 including for BEATING A WOMAN AT A BUS STOP THIS YEAR!!!!

He was let out of jail just 17 days ago!!!!!

...in fact, in… pic.twitter.com/XEd6RWoZns
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 10, 2026

🚨#BREAKING: A White man has come forward saying that Diquan Hunt (the Black man who attacked White women in Charlotte NC) threatened to m*rder HIM with AN AXE, KNIFE, AND A GUN...

...AT A PUBLIC LIGHT RAIL TRAIN STATION LAST YEAR

Hunt was given just 89 days in prison for this.… pic.twitter.com/x4Ww39NaBh
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) August 10, 2026

Defund the police -- and ICE, too, so that foreign illegal alien psychopaths can stab American citizens to death on the street in broad daylight.

Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDalton
Heartbreaking video
68-year-old Todd Stewart screams for help as he is stabbed to death in front of his own home by a career criminal RELEASED ON BAIL 24 HOURS EARLIER.
36 year old Marcos Iriarte-Valdez has been arrested for rape, hit and run, burglary, violating a restraining order and most anything else you can think of.
In April he was charged with two counts of felony first-degree burglary after multiple home invasion robberies. He pleaded not guilty and was released on bail with an ankle monitor.
Tuesday he gets arrested for violating the terms of his release. They take the ankle monitor off him while he's in custody. The very next day a judge orders him released once more on his own recognizance and refers him right back to monitoring. They don't even put a new monitor on him until Friday morning...after the murder.
There is no justice for victims in Gavin Newsom's lawless California.

Defund the police.

Portland Police arrested an occupant of the infamous "Red House" last week following a home raid over reports that William Kinney III allegedly threatened to kill employees and contractors working on a project next door. Kinney, a 41-year-old convicted felon with an extensive criminal history, was booked into jail August 4 on charges including possession of a short-barreled rifle, five counts of felon in possession of a firearm, and three counts of being a felon in possession of body armor, records show.
The Red House was at the center of a violent Antifa-Black Lives Matter autonomous zone in 2020, where far-left demonstrators erected borders and barricades to prevent the eviction of the Kinneys, a black Indigenous family who had been squatting at the home.

During the home raid, authorities recovered a cache of weapons, including a KelTec 9mm rifle in the living room, and three rifles and a shotgun in the bedroom, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Oregonian. Additionally, police seized a stockpile of ammunition and three sets of body armor. Kinney is forbidden from possessing firearms and body armor as a convicted felon.
Records show Kinney was released from the Multnomah County Jail after posting a low $25,000 bail. He reportedly harassed and threatened to shoot contractors working on the nonprofit Self Enhancement Inc.'s property next to the home, which sparked the raid. Kinney reportedly made threats for several consecutive months and threw stones at contractors in July before threatening a drive-by shooting, per the affidavit.

Defund the police.

Another Trans Cult? 7-Year-Old Victim Was Groomed to Be Trans Before He Was Found Tortured to Death

William Evans-Ellis was brought up in a trans group where he played a key role as a shared child for all the 'moms.' A Ngo Comment investigation found what they wanted his future to be.
Andy Ngo

Is there another trans cult?
A woman and two men who identify as trans have been charged in Cincinnati, Ohio in the brutal torture and murder of a young special-needs boy. A Ngo Comment investigation found that the group, which included at least three men who identify as trans, had groomed the child into trans ideology from a very young age and appeared to have plans to transition him before police found him unresponsive in a closet, bound with duct tape and showing signs of torture.
William Michael Evans-Ellis, 7, was recovered from an apartment in the Oakley neighborhood in Cincinnati on Aug. 6. He suffered injuries consistent with being choked and held underwater, beaten and burned. A detective testified in court that it was one of the most disturbing child abuse cases he had ever investigated.
The child was found with "a number of injuries that would indicate physical beatings, blunt force injuries," he said.

Kaitlin Elizabeth Evans, 38, who is charged, is the child's biological mother. The two other suspects are biological men who identify as women: "Kirby" Rankin (prior name: Nathan Rankin), 33, and "Nessa" Keaney (prior name: Adamhnán Judaydon Caoilte Lugh Keaney), 23. The three lived together as a polycule and "co-parented" the child to death.
They are charged with murder and child endangerment.

Liberal and legacy media have repeatedly reported that "three women" were charged. This follows a pattern of media outlets obscuring or omitting the trans identities of accused killers and convicted killers in an effort to protect transgenderism. The same pattern occurred in the news media coverage of the Zizian trans death cult.
The boy's biological father, "Tara Jane" Evans-Ellis, 38, who was not charged, also identifies as trans. He married Evans in 2011. His real name is Thomas John (T.J.) Ellis, but he legally changed it to "Tara" in December 2023.
He works as a software engineer in cybersecurity and identifies as autistic and antifa, similar to many of the Zizian members I've reported on. (There is no suggestion Ellis is linked to the Zizians.)
The couple had a second, trans-themed wedding for "Tara" and his wife in 2025. Their child was put in a dress at the ceremony, according to a source with knowledge.
Thomas John Ellis before and after his 2023 transition into 'Tara Jane.'
An analysis of Ellis' social media record reveals a disturbing history of posts showing he was part of that group and that they were influencing the child to become trans.
Active on Mastodon, a Twitter-like social media platform popular with leftists, Ellis posted Antifa propaganda, radical queer activist material, said he was a DSA member and dabbled with the trans furry subculture--similar to Charlie Kirk assassin suspect's trans lover, Lance Twiggs.

On the other hand: A lot of "cops" hired for DEI reasons need to be shitcanned.

🚨NEWS: The man who was arrested by Manchester Police for carrying a Baseball Bat still wrapped in plastic he had just bought has been released and all charges dropped

British police are out of controlpic.twitter.com/bf2OE2YjlN
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 A muslim who hates explosions. I swear we are being punked.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 06:32 PM (vE0+H)

2 The only truly masculine thing possible is to fire an AK blindly into the air while ululating.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:33 PM (rbvCR)

3 I don't much care for fireworks either.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

4 oh hey

SEGM
@segm_ebm
20h
🚨 WPATH has conceded in court that its "Standards of Care" is merely an opinion. WPATH says it represents one side of an unsettled scientific debate marked by uncertainty — and physicains & orgs that rely on WPATH as the standard of care must bear "independent responsibility."/1

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

5 Which must truly suck for the MDs and clinics that carried out the mutilations on WPATH's recommendation.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

6 Say it with me: INVASION.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 11, 2026 06:38 PM (O7YUW)

7 Soon-to-Be Guest on Tuq'r Qarlson, Abdulrahman El-Sayed, Hates Fireworks, Thinks Football is Racist Toxic Masculinity, and Generally Hates All Things About the Country His Parents Chose to Bear Their Anchor-Baby In

https://tinyurl.com/ThenLeave+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

8 In one episode that remains online, he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.

You just try taking football away from black Americans. Go on, I dare you.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 06:39 PM (zYpTz)

9 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

10 His slogan is "I hate America!"

No wonder the DSA loves him.

Are him and Gaylord going to share a dog on the campaign stop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

11 Just remember... there were people just trying to get to work with that nut driving next to them...

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (XuXeR)

12 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

13 These people never really become Americans, it's just a place they move to get more stuff. Very transactional, like parasites.

It's not the same group that came over here and actually built America and wanted to embrace the ideal and dream.

We're now just importing the equivalent of H-1 visa workers and they never leave. But sure do complain a lot.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (K0ndX)

14 I don't much care for fireworks either.
Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

I assume you don't want anyone near your lawn either.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (bvDnE)

15 >>>he questioned whether football could be "ethical" or "safe" and linked the sport's "ethos" to narratives used to justify slavery and westward expansion.

Don't those things justify themselves?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (dK+Kv)

16 If you want your child to have a better chance of getting to first base in life, start by not saddling him with a name like Diquan or like you're trying to win a Scrabble game.

Posted by: logprof at August 11, 2026 06:42 PM (jo6FO)

17

black Indigenous family ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

18 Football not ethical?

Okay now talk about the Afghan tradition of trying to get a goat across a playing field to score. Intact or not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

19 black Indigenous family ?"

Forget it, Jake, it's Portland.

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (XuXeR)

20 Abdulrahman El-Sayed is a Occidentalphobe.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (YsG2T)

21 I don't worry as much about the invaders as I do their cheerleaders.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (bX16E)

22 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

Only if AF1 is flying overhead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

23 El Cid ghey or something?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Just another way to tear down America. He needs a bottle rocket up his butt.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:44 PM (MWfyi)

25 Googler translate, how do you say "enough is enough" in vigilante?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:45 PM (JttBc)

26 The demon bitch getting arrested. I saw the same exact scenario played out with all the same dialog by a black chick. Same exact shit. Stop touching me, I'm not doing this, I have somewhere to go, etc etc. Like almost word for word. Yeah, demon shit for sure, or retards are all following the same script.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 06:46 PM (S41Gd)

27 That Cincinnati gruesome threesome need to be fed to starving hyenas whilst alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:46 PM (2GVsD)

28 Anna probably because thats what they do

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 06:47 PM (Ia/+0)

29 Why are so many Islamaniacs in our country? And why do so many women cast votes for them?

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

30 Dave Chappelle seems to hate me and my fellow white devils as much as BLM, but he did make some handy safety videos for our cultural enrichers.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (JttBc)

31 Adamhnán Judaydon Caoilte Lugh Keaney

Ok, this one I don't blame for changing that mouthful of a name.

But "Adam Keaney" would have worked, not "Nessa."

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (2Drhq)

32 A woman and two men who identify as trans have been charged in Cincinnati, Ohio in the brutal torture and murder of a young special-needs boy.

Lord, have mercy on that child's soul. Those demons need to be put to death.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 06:48 PM (zYpTz)

33 Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?

Gayer than all the gay guys in Key West all fucking each other in the ass at the same time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (i+vnO)

34 Is Abdul al-Sayd totes fine with Muslims firing AK-47s into the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:41 PM (2GVsD)

See also, Muslim slavery.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

35 That's "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed" to you, Dirty Filthy Infidel!

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (PfArb)

36 29.

Jungle Fever is the most dangerous affliction to ever hit Western women. Malaria doesn't even come close to the death toll.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:49 PM (JttBc)

37 "retards are all following the same script."

When it comes to bodycam performances, yes, there are distinct patterns of misbehavior.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

38 "Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?"

Are we still talking about Jake Tapper?

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (MWfyi)

39 Speaking of stupid evil.

The now ex Mt Vernon deputy police commissioner.

She drives around the courthouse four times in her minivan. Video shows her felon son in the backseat putting a mask on before rolling a window down to shoot at a rival gang member. License plate reader links the van to her.

And her ex-felon husband, the drug dealer, is now on the run while she and Chase, their thug son, rot in jail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

40
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

His name is my name too

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

41 Guys got a baseball bat and Chink on his back. Brits must all be fagz.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (KGj36)

42 None of those authoritarian/communist whackjobs really believe in the elimination of police and prisons. Instead they desire to let the criminal elements out and instead use police power to lock away people like you and I that will not conform with the elimination of private property and free enterprise.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

43 Tell me demon possession is not real.

Never heard the word "no" in her entire life.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (2Drhq)

44 Nessa?

Oh, had to be cute with the name Vanessa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

45 All those freaks were probably abused themselves so they think it's normal behavior to torture a seven year old.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (MWfyi)

46 Saw so.wthing where the baseball bat thing might have been fake? Or the same guy trying it more than once?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

47 38.
Whoa.
What kind of mountain bike does he have?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:52 PM (JttBc)

48 black Indigenous family ?

The Wenotip Tribe.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (2Drhq)

49
"Prison Abolition" is a movement to replace incarcerated criminals with regular people who question socialism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (O0L8i)

50
Dear AOC,

Today, I saw your betrothal to the ginger infidel has been fortuitously broken, by the will of Allah, in his wisdom.

Do you know what isn't toxically masculine? My savory falafel balls. They are wholesomely masculine, and vegan too.

Ruhollah back, girl!

Posted by: Abu "Your New Boo" El-Sayed at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (BI5O2)

51 "Is there anyone out there who still doubts this guy sucked more dick than the porm start who won last year’s AVN award for “Sucking the Most Dick”?"

Are we still talking about Jake Tapper?
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:50 PM (MWfyi)

There can be only one.

Posted by: Kamala McCloud, wiping her chin at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

52 That story about the little kid pushes so many buttons. Gasoline + match

Posted by: sifty boones at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (JttBc)

53 I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have tased the crazy lady six or seven times in an attempt at electroshock therapy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (NFRf7)

54 Red states need to pass laws revoking home rule for any city over 1 million.

It's the only way we can end these violent blue cities.

At 1 million MSA, the mayor of the main city is a statewide election.
At 2 million, the mayor and 2 city council seats.
And then a city council seat for each million thereafter.

Thus, Houston would have the mayor and 6 city council seats as a statewide election.

This would end blue cities.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (3cUTc)

55 A new land speed record was set today in Utah by British driver Andy Green, driving a specially designed JCB Hydromax car, which reached 406.320 miles per hour.

The milestone was set in the bright yellow tubular vehicle, powered by two hydrogen internal combustion engines, which Green calls the “fuel of the future” at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah.

He easily beat the previous class record for a hydrogen engine, which had stood at 185 mph.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (YsG2T)

56 All those freaks were probably abused themselves so they think it's normal behavior to torture a seven year old.

Sorry the excuse is rejected, they did evil to an innocent.

Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

57 "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

His name is my name too
Posted by: ... "

Whenever he goes out
He will always shout
I KEEL YOU!

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

58 How a Dentist Appointment Turns into Felony Charges

https://youtu.be/PZGvNYh8IoA

This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

59 "Prison Abolition" is a movement to replace incarcerated criminals with regular people who question socialism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11,

Seems very 'Lady and the Tiger.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

60 The now ex Mt Vernon deputy police commissioner...
----

Let's see, we can start with "fundamentally non-serious".

And then add to it that *zero* women belong in law enforcement, because law enforcement done correctly always carries the potential for being in a *combat zone*.

Extrapolating from there, if you can't be an officer you have *zero* business being a "commissioner" and thus in charge of officers/combat zone soldiers.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

61 That demonic possession woman is so high on heavy drugs she has no idea what planet she’s on. Most likely meth.

She’s probably already mentally ill. But mental illness plus heavy drugs equals demonic possession.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:55 PM (i+vnO)

62 "Sorry the excuse is rejected, they did evil to an innocent."

I wasn't making an excuse. They probably come from a long line of sickos.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:55 PM (MWfyi)

63 Baseball bat guy.....a swing and a miss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

64 And why do so many women cast votes for them?"

Dark. Sultry. 50 Shades, baby

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (XuXeR)

65 Another Gay Islamist?

That Venn Diagram is looking more and more like a single circle ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (PfArb)

66
It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4)

67 Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma

This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (bWZYx)

68 Mark1971

Saw the video. Classic narcissistic Karen. "I Have Things To Do And You Are Little People!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

69 I'm glad I'm not a cop. I would have tased the crazy lady six or seven times in an attempt at electroshock therapy.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
------

Issue the cops tranquilizer darts/guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:57 PM (XeU6L)

70 "Feeding them to hyenas is too cruel to the hyenas. Wood chipper feet first while alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma

This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

That should end that particular cycle.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (MWfyi)

71 Midget cop in UK batman arrest video is almost certainly southeast Asian Muslim. Indonesia? Possibly Muslim Uzbek or similar.

DEI hater of the West, to be sure.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (i+vnO)

72 It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.

Is one of Ilham Nur's brothers available?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

73 Red states need to pass laws revoking home rule for any city over 1 million.

It's the only way we can end these violent blue cities.

At 1 million MSA, the mayor of the main city is a statewide election.
At 2 million, the mayor and 2 city council seats.
And then a city council seat for each million thereafter.

Thus, Houston would have the mayor and 6 city council seats as a statewide election.

This would end blue cities.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2026 06:53 PM (3cUTc)

Break up the big cities. They can pool money for police and fire and such.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 06:58 PM (uhVAy)

74 yike

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

75
When does he start screaming "allahu Ahkbar!" at the campaign stops?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (OkYzo)

76 , their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans,

Hah! They want you to believe they care about veterans.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (vJrRc)

77 Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

The woman's a loony but that seems like a terrible dentistry practice.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2Drhq)

78 Uh, oh....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

79 Off to the Barrel I go

Jya ne

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

80
Is there anything uniquely American that these people don't absolutely despise?

--------------

American Pygmy Goats?

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (PfArb)

81 This Saturday is Muslim day at the big theme park here in Charlotte. You get in free. Bring your friends.

Posted by: nckate at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (enNUy)

82 From the prior thread:

168 Within a couple months, DC society reporters will report breathlessly about AOC's """new""" whirlwind romance with Prominent Democrat Party Insider X.

A couple of weeks later, Capitol Hill reporters will start publishing unsourced scuttlebutt about how the DSA/Left and the Party establishment are both cautiously hopeful that their burgeoning relationship will produce a fusion candidate that can bring Democrats together in 2028.

Bank it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (BI5O2)

It's all coming together! The Hamas Piker/Alexandria Conquistador ticket will also be a soap opera about their romance. A pop-culture hook to distract from the Islamunist tyranny, treasury looting and Jew hating.

Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)

83 It would be hilarious if AOC marries a muzzie.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 06:56 PM (/QHx4)

Would be even funnier if he cuts her frigging head off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (S41Gd)

84 I knew AOC was dropping the soft ginger the moment I saw she was bragging about freezing her eggs.

Why would she do that if she's got a man to knock her up? She's in Congress. It's not like there's a high probability she'll retire anytime soon. If she's going to have a kid, now's the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (mkw2N)

85 This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

I recently saw this educational video where a lady went to a dentist...

Nvm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

86
Lol Berserker

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)

87 In the past Abdul El-Sayed would have Americanized his name to Robert Sayed but that changed in the 70's when immigration became about taking advantage of American generosity while trying to change the American way to the culture of the shithole they just left.

Fuck you too Barry Sotero.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (bvDnE)

88 Hasan Piker and Doll Eyes Alex.

Poor Kaya.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

89 Now we have to start a GoFundMe to raise Anna's bail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

90 It's all coming together! The Hamas Piker/Alexandria Conquistador ticket will also be a soap opera about their romance. A pop-culture hook to distract from the Islamunist tyranny, treasury looting and Jew hating.
Posted by: SciVo at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (Sy6m/)

Don't think Piker swings that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

91 Guy in the UK with the bat took that pitch when it was right down the middle...

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

92 Guys, just remember: if you never play with tags, you won't get burned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

93
'Sup, AOC?

Sorry to slide in your DMs, but I saw you're newly-single and I want to mingle.

We should get together.

You can watch while I assrape your ex at axepoint. Not in a gay way or anything. Just to give you closure. I'm nurturing like that.

Anyway, HMU if you want that oyster shucked.

Posted by: Graham "The Ram" Platner at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2)

94
Everybody get Hong tonight.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (OkYzo)

95 STOP TOUCHING ME

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (UjdFS)

96 Hasan Piker also says he is white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

97 This is a good one. Woman goes absolutely nuts at the dentist. All started because they didn't have her paperwork ready after the appointment.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 11, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

I recently saw this educational video where a lady went to a dentist...

Nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

Got a hand caught in the spit sink?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

98
Baseball bat guy.....a swing and a miss.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Baseball Furry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

99 Hasan Piker also says he is white.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

Hasan also also says he is brown.

He also talks up the Red Chinese.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

100 Which must truly suck for the MDs and clinics that carried out the mutilations on WPATH's recommendation.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

Fuck them. They knew what they were doing and that it violated every historical ethical tenet of the practice of medicine, in addition to lacking medical necessity, informed consent, or evidence-based standards. So once again, fuck them.

Posted by: Did I mention fuck them? at August 11, 2026 07:02 PM (ZVkju)

101 People named Abdul shouldn't be allowed in the country, much less run for office.

These desert fucksticks are incompatible with our way of life. They need to disappear. Sick of hearing about these ignorant savages.

Posted by: Don Black at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (ZxPkt)

102 Six Flags Over Death to America?

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (2Drhq)

103 May I suggest using your nightstick officer?

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (bvDnE)

104 STOP TOUCHING ME
Posted by: wth

I'm going to pull this car over.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (bWZYx)

105 Yeah Hasan also dresses in a Mao suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

106 Hasan Piker also says he is white.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

Hasan also also says he is brown.

He also talks up the Red Chinese.
----

The Chinese aren't red!

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 11, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)

107 The Chinese aren't red!

Although The Mongols do have purple spots on their spines.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (2Drhq)

108 It has been revealed that the Black man who tried to R*PE a White woman at a public park in Savannah GA...

...has 22 ARRESTS since 2020 including for BEATING A WOMAN AT A BUS STOP THIS YEAR!!!!

He was let out of jail just 17 days ago!!!!!

------------------

When will these Soros Police Chiefs, Judges, DAs, Parole Boards, et. al. start becoming dangling decorations from street lampposts?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (PfArb)

109 El-Sayed's parents anchor-babied him here 'cause Uncle Sugar Sam is best of all core to eat out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (vOxCS)

110 Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

I didn't do anything.
No, I don't have to give you my license.
Call your supervisor.
No, I don't have to get out of the car.
You can't touch me.
Can I call my mom?
I had two drinks.
No, I'm not getting in the police car.
You didn't read me my rights.
What's your name and badge number?
I'll sue.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

111 Hasan in his technicolor dreamcoat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)

112
AOChit thinks she will be president.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4)

113 Well, this is crazy:

Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.

The bill orders it to “identify and recommend qualified American Muslims for appointive positions at all levels of government.”

https://x.com/nataliegwinters/
status/2087249190439043553

Posted by: Ann at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (SHHm+)

114 black Indigenous family ?

The Wenotip Tribe.
Posted by: Delurker

Only one side. The other side is from the Slapaho.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (57D2M)

115 When will these Soros Police Chiefs, Judges, DAs, Parole Boards, et. al. start becoming dangling decorations from street lampposts?

Maybe concurrently with Soros being blackbagged to some place where they want to try him as a not-see and mete out an appropriate sentence.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (3Ope8)

116 Only one side. The other side is from the Slapaho."

Hekawe

Posted by: man at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (XuXeR)

117 Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

"Why am I being arrested?" (repeat over and over and over, regardless of how many times it's explained to them.)

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:07 PM (2Drhq)

118 Democracy is a wretched system in practice. Maybe not theoretically. Churchill was right about a great many things. I don't think he was correct in his observations. The fact that we are talking about this goof (and so very many others) constantly is proof. I'm not prepared to suggest how to fix this, but that is another matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (qkEqw)

119 >>3 I don't much care for fireworks either.

Don't like loud noise or crowds. Fireworks gatherings are right out.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (NcvvS)

120 Fuck them. They knew what they were doing and that it violated every historical ethical tenet of the practice of medicine, in addition to lacking medical necessity, informed consent, or evidence-based standards. So once again, fuck them.
Posted by: Did I mention fuck them?

It's now more likely individuals and hospitals can be sued for millions after SHITPATH finked out. I hope they lose their professional insurance before the trials.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (diia5)

121 Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (57D2M)

fistbump!

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:08 PM (2Drhq)

122 their potential to trigger PTSD in veterans,

Hah! They want you to believe they care about veterans.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2026 06:59 PM (vJrRc)
___

A commie muslim caring about vets?

riiiiiiiight

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (e0GGC)

123
Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

__________

I'm calling my lawyer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (O0L8i)

124 Newsom hangs his wife out to dry in the corruption investigation .Then he takes up with AOC as a husband and wife ticket in 28. Quickly tagged as Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (NFRf7)

125 It's time for judges that let these repeat violent criminals to be responsible for letting them out and cause violence again and again.
The judges need to be recalled at minimum, or go to prison as an accessory to the crime the criminal commits as a realistic response to their destructive actions.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (Uvvcx)

126 And that right there is why I could never be a police officer. After nicely asking twice I would have had her on the ground with my knee in her back / shoulders while I handcuffed her.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (bvDnE)

127 107 The Chinese aren't red!

Although The Mongols do have purple spots on their spines.
Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:05 PM (2Drhq)

*snort

Why do they call that a Mongolian spot, anyway?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (zYpTz)

128 In grade school, Abdul El-Sayed, is the guy we would always throw the ball to when we played smear-the-queer. That way, everybody could take a shot on him, take him down, and dogpile at recess.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 11, 2026 07:10 PM (iySPJ)

129 Bodycam performance script-enhancers:

For drunk women: insult the sexuality of the officers.

For the justice-involved: violent, futile resistance.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

130 Bodycam performance minimum script checklist:

__________

I'm calling my lawyer
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Do you know who I am?"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:11 PM (bWZYx)

131 Massachusetts moves to create a “Muslim Commission” to help place Muslims in government and shape state policy.
-----

And just like that - after 75 years "separation of Church and State" is just a distant memory in the minds of old dodderers. Leftists are masters of bait and switch, that's for sure. Don't you dare say a thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:12 PM (qkEqw)

132 It's time for judges that let these repeat violent criminals to be responsible for letting them out and cause violence again and again.
The judges need to be recalled at minimum, or go to prison as an accessory to the crime the criminal commits as a realistic response to their destructive actions.
------

There's an ample number of places in the public square that could be put to good use, and plenty of backwater country that doesn't get nearly enough foot traffic.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

133 I can't think of any punishment too cruel. I have tried. In fact I really can't think of one cruel enough.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (vE0+H)

134 These people are going to win and it's going to be miserable. I'm so black-pilled.

Posted by: InZona at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qwLiq)

135 gp - I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)

136
Football not ethical?

Okay now talk about the Afghan tradition of trying to get a goat across a playing field to score. Intact or not.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 11, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

Buzkashi. The Afghan National Sport. They start with a gutted goat corpse, dragging it full speed on horses to get it over the goal line.

During the Soviet-Afghan War, they used to play with live Russian POWs as the ball.

When fighting mohammedan savages, you fight to the death, unless you want to suffer a similar fate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2026 07:14 PM (y9nCu)

137 @128 Abdul would probably like to be dogpiled

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (NFRf7)

138 often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants.…”

Pants?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (RK3Ss)

139 Oh, forgot the main bodycam performance accessory: the phone!

Keep talking on the phone like the officers aren't even there.
Do NOT release or put down the phone.
Threaten the officers with your unique video recording capability.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Newsom hangs his wife out to dry in the corruption investigation .Then he takes up with AOC as a husband and wife ticket in 28. Quickly tagged as Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

Then AOC dumps him for Jason Arday and Gav hangs himself in the living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2026 07:15 PM (UjdFS)

141
So much sick shit happening. I need to stop reading the news.

How do we fight off the sick shit?

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (/QHx4)

142 "I can't think of any punishment too cruel. I have tried. In fact I really can't think of one cruel enough.
Posted by: ... "

Pressure washer bath.

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)

143 Got a hand caught in the spit sink?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

No, but she did get a cavity filled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

144 "How do we fight off the sick shit?"

Avoid Taylor Farms produce.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

145 Ok, this might sound odd. Hasan looks ofd. His upper body when he is standing looks really off. Like not right. Awkward not right. Is he wearing a bullet proof vest under the shirt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

146 How do we fight off the sick shit?

Posted by: four seasons

Lots of people with lots of weapons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (bWZYx)

147
Lol gp

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (/QHx4)

148 A commie muslim caring about vets?

riiiiiiiight
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 11, 2026 07:09 PM (e0GGC)

So phony. Hates explosions.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

149 "I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine""

Not my car.
No, I don't have my license on me. (Amazingly common!)
I'm on my parents' insurance.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

150

Oh yes, 3 gun safes here.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (/QHx4)

151 I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)
---
"I'm just wearing these pants for a friend! I had no idea the drugs were in the front pocket next to this phone which just happens to be mine!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

152 Honestly the Jersey lady ain't that bad. Here check this one out;

https://tinyurl.com/rffsexbc

"It's a murder!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (IQhz0)

153 112
AOChit thinks she will be president.

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4)

She'll join a group.

What was Gutfeld's joke. You'd think Al-Sayed would like the President more considering how often he beats women.

Abdul also hates Mackinac Island.
Winning them over.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

154 Time to mow the lawn mud. Later.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2026 07:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

155 I was astonished to learn when the cops find contraband, often the excuse is "No, those aren't my pants. Those drugs aren't mine"
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qkEqw)
---
"I'm just wearing these pants for a friend! I had no idea the drugs were in the front pocket next to this phone which just happens to be mine!"
-----

Another genre of those videos I enjoy of the ones featuring the screeching harpies who yell that they can't be filmed in public and that the documents on their desk that are pushed up against the glass where the public waits are "confidential" and also can't be filmed.

Posted by: Crusader at August 11, 2026 07:23 PM (TN0g+)

156 It's a frog strangler out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2026 07:23 PM (bWZYx)

157 Kermie likes it when I do that.

Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

158 Abdulrahman El-Sayed hates fireworks and the Detroit Lions.

Hoo boy, that's a winning program.

Posted by: mrp at August 11, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

159 These people are not going to win.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

160 Pressure washer bath.
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)

Getting there. How is it doing

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (vE0+H)

161 Ok, this might sound odd. Hasan looks ofd. His upper body when he is standing looks really off. Like not right. Awkward not right. Is he wearing a bullet proof vest under the shirt?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 11, 2026 07:19 PM (zZu0s)

----------------

Kuato

Posted by: ShainS at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (PfArb)

162
Abdul would probably like to be dogpiled

Shock the doggie.

Posted by: Gabriel Peters at August 11, 2026 07:29 PM (Cqx++)

163 These people are not going to win.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

I think some are. But I don't know. You're watching a controlled demolition of the Democrat Party. Always a mindfuck to be had.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

164 The Mayor of Munchkinland cop riding around on that skinny bloke's back trying to detain him is hilarious.

In the immortal words of Cartman: "We should get like eight of these, dress them all up like little beavers and put them in a pond and see if they'll build a dam!"

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (2Drhq)

165 My finger will be fine but I realize now that you could quickly disassemble someone with a pressure washer.

Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

166
Yeeesh, the "crazy" chick felt like a performance.

Probably, got training from some antifa type group.

I have a feeling a nice hickory shampoo would end a lot of this nonsense.

But, nope. Everyone gotta go along with this performative bullshit.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (iJfKG)

167 Oops off porcine sock

Posted by: fd at August 11, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

168 My finger will be fine but I realize now that you could quickly disassemble someone with a pressure washer.
Posted by: Mrs Piggy at August 11, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)
---
Up the pressure just a tad and you can use a water jet to cut granite.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2026 07:32 PM (FZ29D)

169
Well, we just voted in the Very Special Primary. We did not vote for Darline. I knew Miklos didn't want to have to move to D.C, especially with Charline and Marline wanted to tag along as well.

There will be a run-off for a certain, but beyond that, I have no clue who the top two will be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)

170 These people are going to win and it's going to be miserable. I'm so black-pilled.
Posted by: InZona at August 11, 2026 07:13 PM (qwLiq)

Sooner or later... sure, of course. The balance of power has tilted their way for so long, and it's so heavily weighted, that they must win. And it won't be much longer in any event, I can see it's outline on the horizon.

Don't let it get you down. It'll be enough of a bummer without driving yourself into depression over it. Besides, it'll be such a clusterfuck that it should be over with pretty quickly. These people are completely retarded. They can't keep it gasping along for 70+ years like the Soviets did.

None of this shit matters enough to care very much about. Just look out for you and yours and try to weather the storm the best you can. We aren't the first to deal with this kind of development, and won't be the last.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (BI5O2)

171 Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed once asked his YouTube viewers whether Americans could "PLEASE" find another way to celebrate the Fourth of July, in a video promising four reasons "why fireworks suck."

>>>

I'd like to shoot some Texas Pop Rockets off in that dude's yard,
1,000 Black Cats going off fast and hard

And an American will survive!

Posted by: Count de Monet's inner Hank Williams, Jr. at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (wVcYX)

172 168 Up the pressure just a tad and you can use a water jet to cut granite.

That would be a good premise for a murder mystery.

Posted by: Delurker at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (2Drhq)

173 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

174 .......

Then AOC dumps him for Jason Arday and Gav hangs himself in the living room wearing his Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth
---

He dumped her. She was interfering with his love life.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 11, 2026 07:34 PM (vOxCS)

175 Abdul Sayed could get in a woke lefty's face and tell that person she as a woman cause most of the problems in the world and should be subjugated to men and she would still vote for him.

Posted by: polynikes at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (bvDnE)

176
Lol Braenyard

Posted by: four seasons at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (/QHx4)

177 These people are not going to win.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2026 07:28 PM (EZtVN)

Right On!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 11, 2026 07:35 PM (wVcYX)

178 None of this shit matters enough to care very much about. Just look out for you and yours and try to weather the storm the best you can. We aren't the first to deal with this kind of development, and won't be the last.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2026 07:33 PM (BI5O2)

This is sound advice, and it's pretty much where I'm sitting. I hope it doesn't go like that. But sometimes, people have to find out the hard way.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 11, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

179 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 11, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)

180 The Red House bit: how can you be black and indigenous? This isn’t Africa.

The alleged demonically possessed woman: she’s play acting insane to get out of the speeding ticket. Seems more trouble than it’s worth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 11, 2026 07:46 PM (ZVgZ4)

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