Sunday Overnight Open Thread - August 9, 2026 [Doof]

Yosemite from Travel and Nature Photography

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday ONT. Glad you could stop by! I'm not available to hang out with you this evening - many thanks to Dino for launching and holding down the fort!

Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Britain continues to beclown itself

Absolute state of this.

Young lad purchases a baseball bat in "Modern England".

As soon as he leaves the store, police grab him for "carrying a weapon".

The bat is literally still in it's plastic covering.

pic.twitter.com/BkJim3laJ8
— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra) August 9, 2026

Not sure if that version is real or if this one is

When you buy a baseball bat in the UK but you’re white… and there’s a female cop pic.twitter.com/b88GZ3nEOB
— Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD) August 9, 2026

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The Virginia governor is very popular with her people

Governor Spanberger booed in Galax. Turns out when you break your campaign promise, attempt a Leftist power grab pushing an unconstitutional gerrymandering effort In order to silence rural Virginia voices, coupled with massive tax increases, it results in a frosty reception…. pic.twitter.com/oqOBR58SEF
— Jason Miyares (@JasonMiyaresVA) August 9, 2026

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Please run again, Kammie!

Just when you think Kamala couldn’t get any dumber! 😳. Absolutely unbelievable.

Trump’s pinned post on Truth. pic.twitter.com/1kVZ7H5hj1
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) August 9, 2026

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Which one of you did this?

What a wild rendition of the national anthem tonight at American Family Field. First time I’ve seen a grill used as an instrument! pic.twitter.com/vaj0q1CLet
— Zach Sweet (@by_ZachSweet) August 8, 2026

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Moron worthy quip in Canton, OH

You know your wife absolutely rocks if you can rip a joke like this in your hall of speech and she laughs instead of getting sensitive. pic.twitter.com/YJcB0lsjVQ
— Nicky Smokes (@nickysmokess) August 8, 2026

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Gun thread b-roll footage

Here are 7 times when playing with tannerite didn't end well

Remember kids, if you can see the target, the target can see you.

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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Ric-Rac Is Back and Looking Extra Cute

Welcome to our fun fashion update, where we celebrate the little details that make an outfit feel alive. This week’s star is pure whimsy: ric-rac and it is so, so cute.

That classic braid trim, the one that looks like a happy little wave, has been zigzagging its way back onto dresses, tops, skirts, and even accessories. Once a staple of mid-century home sewing and adorable 1950s–60s dresses, ric-rac is now getting a modern refresh. Designers and brands are using it as playful contrast edging on hems, necklines, sleeves, and tiered skirts, turning simple silhouettes into something full of personality.

What makes it feel so fresh right now is the mix of nostalgia but in a larger, bolder statement. Ric-rac offers pure delight. A pop of contrasting color (think bright pink against navy, white on gingham, or bold tones on soft florals) adds instant movement and texture. It’s the fashion equivalent of a wink. You’ll spot it on tiered dresses that swish with extra bounce, blouses with ric-rac framing the neckline or cuffs, and even maxi styles where the zigzag creates subtle structure and visual interest.

Styling tip for the week: keep the rest of the outfit simple so the ric-rac can shine. Pair a ric-rac-trimmed midi with sandals and a woven bag for easy summer energy, or layer a zigzag-edged top under a blazer for a cute office-to-weekend transition. It works especially well with gingham, florals, stripes, or solid neutrals.

Ric-rac’s return feels like a reminder that fashion can (and should) be fun. So go ahead and zigzag into the trend. Your wardrobe (and your smile) will thank you. Here are a few options to consider:

From Sail to Sable (by the way, if this brand is not on your radar, it needs to be. I love them. They are moderately priced and beyond adorable)

Sadly, this one is gone now, but has been a regular for me this summer. Their items sell fast, so buy quickly!

Another really fun, moderately priced brand that you should consider in your rotation is Tuckernuck. They have created squee worthy outfits with the ric-rac trend.

Let me know if you have already joined the return of the ric-rac trend or if you are inspired now to take it on!

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Thanks, Piper!

The rest of you - Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.

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Fashion segment b-roll footage

Don’t think they would survive a Carnival Cruise. pic.twitter.com/1WeHtn8lWW
— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) August 8, 2026

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 09, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

2
TRUMP
2028
Make America Great Again

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:00 PM (wljQY)

3 "Effort does not always produce joy, but there is no happiness without intelligent effort."

There's a lot of effort goes into making AoS posts, and comments, too. They may not always produce joy, but there's a good amount of happiness.🙂

Posted by: mindful webworker - effortlessly at August 09, 2026 10:00 PM (AHfYh)

4 Yay ONT!!! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 09, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

5 Nice AI? photo up top.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

6 Fog-enshrouded forest in the valley - impressive.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jumpin jehosophat at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (AHfYh)

7 I am content with the content

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (i7wbv)

8 Hello, friends!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

9 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-19
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 10, 2026
Launch Time: 10:49 a.m. EDT (1449 UTC, 16:49 CEST)

https://youtu.be/x6FNFhI98xw

Posted by: Joyenz at August 09, 2026 10:04 PM (2F0/Y)

10
The Doof Report, with analysis and commentary by Doof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:04 PM (O0L8i)

11 Cop should be grateful he didn't get the crap beat out of him with the bat. Brits might start beating the crap outta coppers that infringe on their rights. Beat up enough, the rest go into hiding.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 09, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

12 Some news out of Venezuela.

Cat survives about 37 days under quake rubble in Venezuela

https://youtu.be/eXxuFo5gIuQ

Posted by: Joyenz at August 09, 2026 10:05 PM (2F0/Y)

13 I went to the Fiddler's Convention in Galax VA in 1974

Dad's people were from there
The event was over-shadowed by Nixon resigning

Posted by: Don Black at August 09, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)

14 My hometown!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 09, 2026 10:07 PM (wVcYX)

15 Cracker - Low — Been quite a while since I heard that. Does it qualify as an oldie yet? Wouldn't have even known who did it. Oh, look! transcript for all those lyrics I could never make out!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey, hey, hey, like being toned? at August 09, 2026 10:07 PM (AHfYh)

16 >Young lad purchases a baseball bat in "Modern England".

As soon as he leaves the store, police grab him for "carrying a weapon".
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Pre-crime

Posted by: Don Black at August 09, 2026 10:07 PM (ZxPkt)

17 Sorry I'm late, my altruism exceeded my income.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:08 PM (WeRjo)

18
Ran three marathons today and raised $375 million for charity. Can I haz professorship?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:08 PM (O0L8i)

19 Those dresses should make a real comeback.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 09, 2026 10:09 PM (zMzlR)

20 Let me know if you have already joined the return of the ric-rac trend or if you are inspired now to take it on!

Soooo...we're just ignoring bedazzling?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:09 PM (Riz8t)

21 What if it had been a cricket bat?

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2026 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)

22 What if it had been a cricket bat?

Or a whiffle ball bat?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

23 You'd think if one bought an explosive box he would go on the web and look for some hints and tips.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:11 PM (wljQY)

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The dresses are nice looking. It would be great if more women would embrace modesty.

Posted by: four seasons at August 09, 2026 10:12 PM (/QHx4)

25 Ran three marathons today and raised $375 million for charity. Can I haz professorship?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

NOOOOO !!!

Don't go! We'd miss you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (3ZUWJ)

26 I just can't fall in love with those dresses. Pass for me. They do look comfy tho!

Posted by: Molly k. at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (b1P8a)

27 “England is a Fag country”

Posted by: Carrol O-Conner at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (Nk4NG)

28 Ric-Rac? More like No-Rac, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (6/7Fs)

29 Good evening Horde!

Posted by: TRex - nice but modest dino at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1)

30 Cracker - Low — Been quite a while since I heard that. Does it qualify as an oldie yet? Wouldn't have even known who did it. Oh, look! transcript for all those lyrics I could never make out!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey, hey, hey, like being toned? at August 09, 2026 10:07 PM (AHfYh)

It's the most well known song that mentions me!

Posted by: Some Junkie Cosmonaut at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (y6pwI)

31 7 I am content with the content
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (i7wbv)

It seems like you've been whelmed.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (WeRjo)

32 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 09, 2026 10:14 PM (sAmhv)

33 15 Cracker - Low — Been quite a while since I heard that. Does it qualify as an oldie yet? Wouldn't have even known who did it. Oh, look! transcript for all those lyrics I could never make out!
Posted by: mindful webworker - Hey, hey, hey, like being toned? at August 09, 2026 10:07 PM (AHfYh)
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Always loved this song. What an embarrassment of riches we had in 90's music.

Hey, dontcha wanna go down
Like some junkie cosmonaut

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 09, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

34 20 Let me know if you have already joined the return of the ric-rac trend or if you are inspired now to take it on!

Soooo...we're just ignoring bedazzling?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:09 PM (Riz8t

Do I bite? Do I ignore? 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 31 7 I am content with the content
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (i7wbv)

It seems like you've been whelmed.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (WeRjo)

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I got here perfectly gruntled but now I'm not so sure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:15 PM (6/7Fs)

36 I just can't fall in love with those dresses. Pass for me. They do look comfy tho!

Posted by: Molly k. at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (b1P8a)

Garrett's favorite designer....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2026 10:15 PM (l4RKn)

37 Many years ago, in Alaska, I worked with a woman who looked like Carrie Ann Moss. Not Carrie Ann from the Matrix. Carrie Ann from Fido. And this was *way* before either of them movies existed.

Had a rather big crush on this lady. But crushing on a married woman is stupid. Thing is, she quit her job. I think the feelings may have been mutual. At least I like to tell myself this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 09, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)

38
The dresses are nice looking. It would be great if more women would embrace modesty.

Posted by: four seasons at August 09, 2026 10:12 PM (/QHx4)

__________

It's entirely possible to enhance your femininity without looking like you've been poured into your clothes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)

39 "Soooo...we're just ignoring bedazzling?"

it would appear so.

*gratitude*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 09, 2026 10:16 PM (VyBeY)

40 What if it had been a cricket bat?
Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2026 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

Posted by: Ian Faith, Spinal Tap Manager at August 09, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

41 but there's a good amount of happiness.🙂

Posted by: mindful webworker - effortlessly
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I'ma go get some. brb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:18 PM (wljQY)

42
Maybe I could get used to rickrack again. My mother put it on all my dresses when I was a kid. Ugly dresses. For my fifth birthday, I asked for a store-bought dress.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

43 I've been predicting the return of ric-rac since 1525.

Posted by: The Eyes of Nostrildamus at August 09, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

44 It's entirely possible to enhance your femininity without looking like you've been poured into your clothes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I don't get it.

Posted by: K. Kardashian at August 09, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

45 Maybe I could get used to rickrack again. My mother put it on all my dresses when I was a kid. Ugly dresses. For my fifth birthday, I asked for a store-bought dress.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

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Could we interest you in something in plaid?

Posted by: Montgomery Ward at August 09, 2026 10:19 PM (6/7Fs)

46 42
Maybe I could get used to rickrack again. My mother put it on all my dresses when I was a kid. Ugly dresses. For my fifth birthday, I asked for a store-bought dress.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

I love that it is big, it just works for summer.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 I like the white dress with blue ric-rac. Looks almost Grecian.

But I was a kid during the Ric-Rac scourge and it was on everything. I'll pass.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)

48 Cop should be grateful he didn't get the crap beat out of him with the bat
——

At this point, what alternative remains? I’m not suggesting this is an optimal state of affairs.

The most disturbing thing to me, really, is there is apparently no shortage of twats on the force willing to do chicken shit like this. How do you get people to think “Yes, this is a good idea”? Well, a paycheck and pension, certainly.

The Nazis at Nuremburg are owed an apology, in principle, then. “Just following orders” after all. Sometimes you’ll hear people say they were doing illegal things. Well no - that’s the hell of it. They were following the law. Just like the twink citing some chump buying a bat.

Posted by: Carrol O-Conner at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (Nk4NG)

49 35 31 7 I am content with the content
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at August 09, 2026 10:02 PM (i7wbv)

It seems like you've been whelmed.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:13 PM (WeRjo)

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I got here perfectly gruntled but now I'm not so sure.

I have arrived in a state of perfect pluss; not too much plus, but still not nonplussed.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

50 Worked on it all day, Movie Vault is now fully at MVP for both web browsing and Roku app playback.

I also have the media acqusition pipeline sorted out, the only manual step is running the naming tokenizer and formatter that strips extraneous text in file and folders and conforms it for what the schema requires.

I'm seriously contemplating monetizing this.

Just have to figure out how to make it multi-platform as it relies heavily on python scripting and macOS centric workflow.

Problably refactor it as an electron app.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Garrett's favorite designer....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Applied to plastic footwear, it's ri-croc?

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

52
I commented to Her Majesty (who spent part of her youth in India) how nice Indian women looked in saris. Plus they look comfortable and you don't have be a Victoria's Secret model to wear one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (O0L8i)

53 When I first saw that Kamala video posted, the comments were all about the number of cuts in that short video, as if trying to hide the fact she couldn't get through that entire little monologue- hell, is it even long enough to be considered a monologue?-- without screwing it up. Yes, she sounds like she was drunk while trying to record.

And people actually voted for that bint.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:21 PM (WeRjo)

54 Good evening good people.

Nice sun dresses Piper - simple and lovely!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2026 10:21 PM (z6kPi)

55 The dresses are nice looking. It would be great if more women would embrace modesty.

Posted by: four seasons at August 09, 2026 10:12 PM (/QHx4)

__________

It's entirely possible to enhance your femininity without looking like you've been poured into your clothes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Morgan Lanexo at August 09, 2026 10:22 PM (wVcYX)

56 Could we interest you in something in plaid?
Posted by: Montgomery Ward

If you want an object lesson in the perils of plaid, look at the woman giving a tour of the House of Lords library in this morning's book thread.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

57 England is really fu*ked up.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

58 The main issue would be the Roku app, right now you have to enable developer mode on your Roku TV or set-top box and side load the app, that's not going to be something most people are going to want to do. So I would have to register as a Roku App developer and go through that hurdle.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

59 Piper - dresses were adorable! Had not seen this trend but would buy in.

Doof - Great ONT!

Happy Sunday all!

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (286+n)

60
I love that it is big, it just works for summer.
Posted by: Piper

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It is a bit different on women's fashions, but I'm recovering from calico-induced trauma.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (mmrXZ)

61 54 Good evening good people.

Nice sun dresses Piper - simple and lovely!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2026 10:21 PM (z6kPi

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 >> It would be great if more women would embrace modesty.

At this point, I think that's the only way left to go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (w6EFb)

63 Those two Carnival Cruise people need some ric-rac on their clothes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

64 Gotta wonder if Spanberger is really that tone deaf of if this was more in your face bullshit from her?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

65 It is a bit different on women's fashions, but I'm recovering from calico-induced trauma.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:23

My mom made a Holly Hobby Halloween costume for me. Complete with bonnet. I feel you!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 Pipes!
Great fashion tonight. Thanxs.
There was a day Mrs D wore stuff like that.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

67 Gotta wonder if Spanberger is really that tone deaf of if this was more in your face bullshit from her?

Galax is not NoVa - it's west and south of Blacksburg (VPI). Spanberger has no appeal to, nor understanding of, anyone outside of NoVa.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)

68 66 Pipes!
Great fashion tonight. Thanxs.
There was a day Mrs D wore stuff like that.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

I bet she was lovely, too.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

69 If you want an object lesson in the perils of plaid, look at the woman giving a tour of the House of Lords library in this morning's book thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)

I took one look at the still, and thought, "tranny". A plump one, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

70 Those two Carnival Cruise people need some ric-rac on their clothes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

That guy must really love his wife to wear that matching outfit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (wVcYX)

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Our church has not so much a dress code as dress suggestions. True, I go to the 7:00 AM Mass and while I've question some people's taste I can't say I've ever seen anyone inappropriately dressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (O0L8i)

72 45 Maybe I could get used to rickrack again. My mother put it on all my dresses when I was a kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

I still have one dress that my mother made when I was about 3, which would have been circa 1960. I keep it in an acid free box and all these decades later, it looks brand new. It has black ric rac and a reminder that my mother could sew like nobody’s business. She did like her ric rac though.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (SjAWL)

73 Prayers if you please for the husband of an old gym friend of mine. The husband suffered a severe stroke immediately after finishing a 100 mile bike ride for some charity. He's in his early 50's and is (was) in great shape. He rides like this all the time. Apparently, he is in very bad shape.

See, that exercise shit will kill you.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (z6kPi)

74 70 Those two Carnival Cruise people need some ric-rac on their clothes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

That guy must really love his wife to wear that matching outfit.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (wVcYX

Chinoiserie, even!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 The Virginia governor is very popular with her people

CIA Barbie and her merry band of Khmer Rouge enthusiasts, are very popular in Soviet Virginia (Northern Virginia). Not so anywhere else in VA. She and her merry band of Khmer Rouge are utterly depraved.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 09, 2026 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

76 What does England know about baseball? Evidently nothing.
Bunch of ignorant foreigners. Yes, they be stupid. Come over here and get your ass kicked, we don't need a bat.

Posted by: Case at August 09, 2026 10:28 PM (fV9m3)

77 I know exactly where I was 31 years ago today. I was on a Jeep driving along the beach with my besties on Nantucket with WMVY on the radio, the Martha's Vineyard station which was great back then, and they announced that Jerry Garcia had died.

Might mean nothing to anyone else but it was devastating to us. Then they said they were going to play nothing but his music for the next 48 hours. So we had a huge party to celebrate his life and music.

Thanks Jerry for all the tunes. RIP.

https://tinyurl.com/2puf5m25

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

78 Did someone say Ric-Rac?

http://tiny.cc/gzb8101

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:29 PM (WeRjo)

79 78 Did someone say Ric-Rac?

http://tiny.cc/gzb8101
Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026

Hey, TD, over here. *whispers* that is rick rolled.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

80 Chinoiserie, even!
Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

Am always learng new words from our commemtaters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)

81 ...and the sky's are not cloudy all day. Oy vey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:31 PM (wljQY)

82 Happy Sunday all!
Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2026

Right back at you!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 Some music from Joe Walsh, Ringo Starr, Benmont Tench, Waddy Wachtel, Lee Sklar and Russ Kunkel:

https://shorturl.fm/8jfmw

Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2026 10:32 PM (kU0PQ)

84 Phoebe looked great in plaid

https://tinyurl.com/e3mmkuun

Posted by: Don Black at August 09, 2026 10:32 PM (ZxPkt)

85
Posted by: TxAnn at August 09, 2026 10:27 PM (SjAWL)

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That is sweet! Someone in my family preserved a doll that I got when I was about 3 and put a home-made dress on it that my sister wore when she was about 3. Yes, it has rickrack on it!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:32 PM (mmrXZ)

86 Oh, just noticed that's the same song (different folks) as the one above.

Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2026 10:33 PM (kU0PQ)

87 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:33 PM (6/7Fs)

88 Just have to figure out how to make it multi-platform as it relies heavily on python scripting and macOS centric workflow.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 10:20 PM (XV/Pl)

Python scripting?! Oh no.

Posted by: And now for something completely different at August 09, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

89 Our church has not so much a dress code as dress suggestions. True, I go to the 7:00 AM Mass and while I've question some people's taste I can't say I've ever seen anyone inappropriately dressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I never seem to leave the church premises due to my running the kitchen. Last week, one of our lectors thought she'd arrive very early to avoid all other parishioners. Wrong. She ran from her vehicle wearing a hula skirt and a tube top with her church clothes under her arm.

Caught her at the door. Heh.

Apparently she was at some competition function for Mrs. Senior Tennessee. Yes, a ginger - how'd you know?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2026 10:34 PM (z6kPi)

90 24
The dresses are nice looking. It would be great if more women would embrace modesty.
Posted by: four seasons

I entertain myself by watching youtubes of idiots having to be dragged out of restaurants, hotels, stores, etc. Almost all of them are overweight, white women dressed like the town slut. On a lot of people Spandex pants are a blight.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:34 PM (0Htd1)

91 Howdy Doof! Was at a wedding yesterday / last night and missed the Saturday ONT. Didn't realize until this morning that I was honored among the top dozen comments of the week. I am duly grateful, honored, and whelmed.

*bows at waist, exits stage left*

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 09, 2026 10:34 PM (kOluj)

92
Actually, there's nothing more charming to see at Mass than boys dressed as young gentlemen and girls in modest dresses and chapel veils.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:35 PM (O0L8i)

93
Tonypete, I hope husband's friend fights his way back. It can be done!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

94 79 Hey, TD, over here. *whispers* that is rick rolled.
Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 10:35 PM (WeRjo)

95 I did not use my normal copious amounts of sunscreen today, apparently, because while most of me remains ghostly, I have managed to burn my stomach. Leggings for work tomorrow should be a real treat. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

96 So....ended up in the ER this afternoon while (still) on vacation....

Grandson #1 wanted to go on a boat cruise out of SF harbor. We were on it, just as it was pulling out of the docking area, my feet decided not to work correctly, and I ended up landing HARD on my noggin. Hurt like an SOB!

EMTs suggested I go to the ER near daughter's house - I didn't have any signs of neurological impairment, but given my age and the fact that I am on blood thinners, we just wanted to be sure.

Turns out I am fine, and I am now back at daughter's house.

I think we will be staying here tomorrow before we leave on Tuesday morning.

On the plus side, I got to see the Muir Woods area and the sea lions in SF harbor. Still haven't seen the Golden Gate Bridge (it was too foggy), and I still want to ride a cable car, so another trip will be in order very soon 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 09, 2026 10:35 PM (S7WXb)

97 Larger and bolder skinny women. That's not a fit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:36 PM (wljQY)

98 I have made it a point over the last couple of weeks to compliment every woman I see wearing a sundress.

“The world needs more pretty women in sundresses!”

I always get a blush and a smile. And a “thank you!”

How much do you want to bet they pass that compliment back to the next lady? Because I bet they do!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 09, 2026 10:36 PM (yEz+x)

99 Not tight cotton clothes are forgiving.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

100 The dresses are cute.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:36 PM (wljQY)

101
nerdygirl,

It is horrifying what we see in public.

Posted by: four seasons at August 09, 2026 10:37 PM (/QHx4)

102 I am so sorry about your friend, Tonypete. Will pray for everyone.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

103 Could we interest you in something in plaid?
Posted by: Montgomery Ward at August 09, 2026 10:19 PM (6/7Fs)

Please don't bring back Shatner Pants.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 09, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

104 Turns out I am fine, and I am now back at daughter's house.
and I still want to ride a cable car, so another trip will be in order very soon 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

You're not even going to say hi...???

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:38 PM (DZ9Lv)

105 ric-rac is pretty but I think the ladies in them make the dress.

Posted by: free tibet at August 09, 2026 10:39 PM (iNp3L)

106 I still have a landline, and I’m OUT!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 09, 2026 10:39 PM (DsDRo)

107 45 Maybe I could get used to rickrack again. My mother put it on all my dresses when I was a kid. Ugly dresses. For my fifth birthday, I asked for a store-bought dress.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
My fifties childhood included dresses with rickrack, and those awful home perms that gave me that poodle look.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

108 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero

That is not correct.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (DZ9Lv)

109 Sounds like an adventure, Teresa! I am glad you are okay.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

110 ONT. Didn't realize until this morning that I was honored among the top dozen comments of the week. I am duly grateful, honored, and whelmed.

*bows at waist, exits stage left*
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Please, stay humble and real. Others have let the honor go to their heads and now expect a standing ovation just for showing up. This is a test of character.

Posted by: Man of the People at August 09, 2026 10:41 PM (JM9I6)

111 Sorry I'm late, my altruism exceeded my income.
Posted by: tankdemon
*************
Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (XfIK1)

112 Still haven't seen the Golden Gate Bridge (it was too foggy)

Going north over the bridge, take the first exit (not the vista point), turn left under the highway and keep driving. The view is worth it.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (vTZFs)

113 The main issue would be the Roku app, right now you have to enable developer mode on your Roku TV or set-top box and side load the app, that's not going to be something most people are going to want to do. So I would have to register as a Roku App developer and go through that hurdle.

I often miss stuff here. What did I miss with this. I have a Roku TV.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (sAmhv)

114 108 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero

That is not correct.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (DZ9Lv)

---------

We'll, it came within 1800 feet of landing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (6/7Fs)

115
12 Some news out of Venezuela.

Cat survives about 37 days under quake rubble in Venezuela

https://youtu.be/eXxuFo5gIuQ
Posted by: Joyenz at August 09, 2026 10:05 PM

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I guess it found something to eat.

Posted by: Sustainable Asswipe at August 09, 2026 10:43 PM (PquBa)

116 404 Known DEI programs in US Unis.
So are there 1 Arday per program or 100 or 1000.
Approximately 80% of companies have implemented diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs as part of their workplace strategies. So there are about 3126 Ardays embedded in US publicly trading companies.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 09, 2026 10:44 PM (/+uur)

117
In today's news, AOC back-tracked her socialist/authoritarian bullshit policies like a version control algorithm with infinite Undo's.

Smiled very prettily for Jonathan Karl and spoke in a soft, girly voice. "Well, that was COVID, you know, and we had a lot going on..." He fell for every word of it.

I hope she runs and I hope Vance or Rubio crushes her like a bug.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:44 PM (mmrXZ)

118 I said on the Food Thread I would share something wacky about a DSA candidate. In this case, it's Francesca "Squirrel Food" Hong.

She's written several times about her racism against Whites. Well, she hired a white woman as a senior campaign advisor. Her skills: OnlyFans model.

I'm still trying to figure this out. Is OnlyFans "Squirrel Food's" backup plan if she loses?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 09, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)

119 It’s bedtime. Sweet dreams, friends.

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

120
See, that exercise shit will kill you.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Didn't that Atkins diet guy crater while jogging.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:46 PM (wljQY)

121 12 Some news out of Venezuela.

Cat survives about 37 days under quake rubble in Venezuela

https://youtu.be/eXxuFo5gIuQ
Posted by: Joyenz at August 09, 2026 10:05 PM

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I guess it found something to eat.

----------

Maybe it was a collapsed cat food factory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:46 PM (6/7Fs)

122 Speaking of dying while exercising, Nelson Rockefeller wins the award.

Gene Autrey singing in the background.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:47 PM (wljQY)

123 I don't see anything wrong with the dresses. They all look fine to me and the models are pretty. Do the dresses have to be weird to be appreciated?

Posted by: Case at August 09, 2026 10:48 PM (fV9m3)

124
Oh, and AOC video'd herself freezing her eggs. That's something you can do at home now, apparently.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:48 PM (mmrXZ)

125 The first mission - on Hiroshima, commanded by Col. Tibbets on the Enola Gay went like clockwork. Sweeney commanded the 2nd mission on Bockscar and it was pretty much a complete CF of epic proportion. It was successful, technically speaking, I suppose.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 10:48 PM (bmNfW)

126
Good night, Piper! Thanks for the fashion!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:48 PM (mmrXZ)

127
Oh, and the unfortunately named CEO of Blue Origin, David Limp, announced they found the problem that caused Bezos Big Boom at the Cape. It's a problem with the LOX valve on the engine. Not much detail, but they say only minor modifications will be needed to fix it, and they can easily retrofit it on existing engines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 10:49 PM (w6EFb)

128
Didn't that Atkins diet guy crater while jogging.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 10:46 PM (wljQY)

_________

Jim Fixx. Robert Atkins died of cardiomyopathy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:49 PM (O0L8i)

129 Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero

Okay, boys, here's the assignment. We want you to fly over enemy territory and drop an experimental bomb, biggest bomb ever, bigger than that one a couple of days ago. Then zip out of there as fast as you possibly can lest you get caught in the blast. Now, off you go.🫨

Posted by: mindful webworker - big BIG bada boom at August 09, 2026 10:50 PM (AHfYh)

130 Jim Fixx, author of a popular book on Jogging. Died of a heart attack at age 52, while Jogging.

Heart disease ran in his family. Did he die early, or maybe lived longer than he might otherwise have?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 10:50 PM (bmNfW)

131 124
Oh, and AOC video'd herself freezing her eggs. That's something you can do at home now, apparently.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:48 PM (mmrXZ)

No, just giving herself a shot of Lupron in prep for harvesting.

She is 36, though, so that seems problematic in general. When does she plan to have these babies?

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

132
Sweeney commanded the 2nd mission on Bockscar and it was pretty much a complete CF of epic proportion.

__________

"You fucked up, didn't you, Sweeney?" - Gen. LeMay

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

133 108 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero

That is not correct.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (DZ9Lv)

---------

We'll, it came within 1800 feet of landing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (6/7Fs)

There was a handy-dandy ottoman?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)

134 ONT. Didn't realize until this morning that I was honored among the top dozen comments of the week. I am duly grateful, honored, and whelmed.
*bows at waist, exits stage left*
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

Please, stay humble and real. Others have let the honor go to their heads and now expect a standing ovation just for showing up. This is a test of character.
Posted by: Man of the People

That's why I didn't point out that three of them were mine. 😉

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

135 Really going tfor bed this time. lol. Night!

Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 >>How much do you want to bet they pass that compliment back to the next lady? Because I bet they do!

How happy did it make you to pass along a compliment? Much more important.

Being pissed off all the time is easy. Being happy and passing along is way more fun.

Life is short. Enjoy it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2026 10:52 PM (viF8m)

137 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 09, 2026 10:32 PM (mmrXZ)

When I got older, I wanted the hem shorter and she always shut that down. So after she’d pin it before hemming, I’d covertly re-pin the hem shorter. Those days thankfully ended when schools let girls wear pants.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (SjAWL)

138 101
nerdygirl,
It is horrifying what we see in public.
Posted by: four seasons

It's gotten so bad that the women wearing pajama bottoms to the grocery store are an improvement.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)

139 You're not even going to say hi...???
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:38 PM (DZ9Lv)

Oops!

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (S7WXb)

140 That's why I didn't point out that three of them were mine. 😉
Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

---------

The vanishingly rare AoSHQ Hat Trick. That's Hall of Fame stuff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (6/7Fs)

141 @113

>>I often miss stuff here. What did I miss with this. I have a Roku TV.

I got fed up with Plex and their ever changing UI and TOS, so I've built my own Plex replacement that, in my estimation, blows Plex away in features, function and search capabilities, I also built a Roku front end so it's an end to end replacement for Plex.

The other piece of integration I did was media acquisition via torrents.

It's all currently a very bespoke setup, so if someone wanted to set it up in their environemnt they would have to know how set up a python virtual environment, load ibraries, set everything up as a service so it starts up automatically.

It's shall we say, involved.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (XV/Pl)

142 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero

That is not correct.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (DZ9Lv)

---------

We'll, it came within 1800 feet of landing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (6/7Fs)

Blowed up real good it did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (S41Gd)

143 BREAKING: Fat Man landed on Nagasaki 81 years ago today.
Posted by: Cicero
That is not correct.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:40 PM (DZ9Lv)
We'll, it came within 1800 feet of landing.
Posted by: Cicero

That is correct. Airbursts matter.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (DZ9Lv)

144
How happy did it make you to pass along a compliment? Much more important.

___________

Men should not receive compliments. They only give them swollen heads. At least that's what women say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:54 PM (O0L8i)

145 Jim Fixx, author of a popular book on Jogging. Died of a heart attack at age 52, while Jogging.
Posted by: Common Tater

If you spend all your time jogging, chances are you'll die while you're jogging.

If you spend all your time sitting around eating Cheetos, chances are you'll die while you're sitting around eating Cheetos.

Posted by: mikeski tiptoes around the Math at August 09, 2026 10:54 PM (VHUov)

146 Teresa in Fort Worth, glad to hear that you're fine.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

147 You're not even going to say hi...???
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:38 PM (DZ9Lv)

Oops!

Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Grrr.... I meant me, since I live in S.F.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:54 PM (DZ9Lv)

148 As far as the models go, the blonde at the top of the dress portion is my favorite. A little skinny but still I’ll take that, besides, she looks to be tall.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 10:55 PM (4g5V+)

149 She is 36, though, so that seems problematic in general. When does she plan to have these babies?
Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Surrogate mom, maybe? One of those Chinese women who drop a pup in the rice paddy, and go right on harvesting rice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)

150 106 I still have a landline, and I’m OUT!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

So do I. I live alone and I figure it's good to have one in case my cell phone didn't work in an emergency.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

151 She is 36, though, so that seems problematic in general. When does she plan to have these babies?
Posted by: Piper at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

There is not one guy out there who should provide that fat *** donkey chompers bitch any seed.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 10:57 PM (4g5V+)

152 125

Nagasaki bomb:

I expect the Japanese had no complaints about it.

Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2026 10:57 PM (RCjYY)

153 Well, that’s just it though. If heart disease runs in the family, then … eating weird low fat “food”, eschewing booze, tobacco, sex, and real food may not matter a whit. That has to suck. There’s something to be said about good genes from our ancestors.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 10:57 PM (bmNfW)

154 This should probably go in the Pixy thread, but it's not often I'm awake for that one.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3f22fx

Never allow woketards to get a foothold in your project. When they show up (and they will), you need to excise them like the fucking cancer they are.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 10:58 PM (IG3/x)

155 Jim Fixx, The Complete Book of Running

completed him, anyway

Posted by: free tibet at August 09, 2026 10:58 PM (iNp3L)

156 My grandma in Norway had 11 children, the first one at age 19, the last at age 47.

Posted by: Pining For The Fjords at August 09, 2026 10:58 PM (JM9I6)

157 132
Sweeney commanded the 2nd mission on Bockscar and it was pretty much a complete CF of epic proportion.

__________

"You fucked up, didn't you, Sweeney?" - Gen. LeMay
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (

WTF was he supposed to do over Kokura? Radio out to God and ask him to improve the weather so he could drop the bomb there?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 10:59 PM (4g5V+)

158 AOC is just virtue signaling. Poorly, but giving it the old college try.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 10:59 PM (bmNfW)

159 eschewing booze, tobacco, sex, and real food
Posted by: Common Tater

If that's what it takes to live to 106, why bother?

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)

160 > Surrogate mom, maybe? One of those Chinese women who drop a pup in the rice paddy, and go right on harvesting rice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)

It's not like there aren't plenty of Latinas available for the job.

Plus she could segue the womb donor straight into the obligatory "illegal alien nanny" role that seems to be a DC status symbol nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:00 PM (IG3/x)

161 It's gotten so bad that the women wearing pajama bottoms to the grocery store are an improvement.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)

I look forward to the day where going out in public looking like you just woke up is no longer an accepted fashion trend.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 11:00 PM (4g5V+)

162 AOC is just virtue signaling. Poorly, but giving it the old college try.
Posted by: Common Tater

Been too long to give it the young college try.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 11:00 PM (DZ9Lv)

163 Grrr.... I meant me, since I live in S.F.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 10:54 PM (DZ9Lv)

Ummm....I hit my head earlier, so I forgot that....

(Yeah, that's the ticket)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 09, 2026 11:01 PM (S7WXb)

164 10mm socket. No problem. 1/4" drive, 3/8" drive? Deep well? No sweat. I have every hand tool known to mankind...except... a 10mm 1.25 tap needed to clean some threads. Dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

165 I had a cellphone before 1999 but it was as big as a breadbasket and would set your ear on fire. Microware technology has considerably evolved.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (iySPJ)

166 Sweeney burned way, way too much fuel circling around trying to hook up with some of the observer aircraft.

One or two engines actually flamed out taxiing on the ground after landing at the alternate site (Okinawa?, wherever). That’s cutting it a little too close on fuel

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (bmNfW)

167 Life is short. Enjoy it.
Posted by: JackStraw

I try to. And it’s teally fun to surprise a stranger with a sincere compliment. Especially in passing.

It’s much easier to be nice than it is to be an asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (yEz+x)

168 > There is not one guy out there who should provide that fat *** donkey chompers bitch any seed.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 10:57 PM (4g5V+)

I'd bet that pudgy little Birkenstock-wearing manlet ® that she pretends is her "fiance" doesn't have enough testosterone to be fertile.

I'd also bet that not one woman in history has ever gotten wet for that nebbish.

Not even her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (IG3/x)

169 141 It's shall we say, involved.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 10:53 PM (XV/Pl)

Hypothetically speaking, would I look technologically bankrupt if I say I have no idea what you said?

Posted by: TxAnn at August 09, 2026 11:03 PM (SjAWL)

170 Those OG “bag phones” were popular with ranchers and folks in remote areas right up until analog signals were no longer supported. They had a much more powerful signal than modern digital cell phone signals and could get out where others didn’t.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:04 PM (bmNfW)

171 Surrogate mom, maybe? One of those Chinese women who drop a pup in the rice paddy, and go right on harvesting rice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I thought that was Vietnamese women. Oh, well, they all look alike.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 11:07 PM (0Htd1)

172 I look forward to the day where going out in public looking like you just woke up is no longer an accepted fashion trend.

Posted by: Cow Demon
----

Laxity, one little thread and the whole thing starts to unravel.
Got to put the family back together again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 11:07 PM (wljQY)

173 One or two engines actually flamed out taxiing on the ground after landing at the alternate site (Okinawa?, wherever). That’s cutting it a little too close on fuel
Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (bmNfW)

If you are going to run out of fuel, the taxiway is definitely the place to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:07 PM (1z8ji)

174 >>Men should not receive compliments. They only give them swollen heads. At least that's what women say.

I enjoy your comments and hearing about your dogs and how hard you work to make your wife's hobby work.

Your hard work and sacrifices doesn't go unseen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2026 11:07 PM (viF8m)

175 118 I said on the Food Thread I would share something wacky about a DSA candidate. In this case, it's Francesca "Squirrel Food" Hong.

She's written several times about her racism against Whites. Well, she hired a white woman as a senior campaign advisor. Her skills: OnlyFans model.

I'm still trying to figure this out. Is OnlyFans "Squirrel Food's" backup plan if she loses?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

LoL! Yep! Heinlein's Crazy Years have been surpassed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 09, 2026 11:08 PM (sAmhv)

176 There is not one guy out there who should provide that fat *** donkey chompers bitch any seed.
Posted by: Cow Demon

She can probably buy it at one of those fertility clinics.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 11:09 PM (0Htd1)

177
My maternal uncle was stationed there at the base the Enola Gay took off from and saw it.

He and those of his level had no idea what was about to happen. Way above their pay grade.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 11:09 PM (w6EFb)

178 > I have every hand tool known to mankind...except... a 10mm 1.25 tap needed to clean some threads. Dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

That one is common enough to be worth buying a quality tap, IMO.

For unusual threads that I'm not likely to need again, I sometimes risk a ChiCom special, although there I always try to test it in a scrap piece first because snapping one off in the actual workpiece always sucks. In my experience, if it survives the first hole it's probably gonna last for a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:09 PM (IG3/x)

179 @169

>>Hypothetically speaking, would I look technologically bankrupt if I say I have no idea what you said?

Not at all, most people would have no idea how to set up a python virtual environment, nor how to flip their roku into developer mode so they can side load an app. nor the other myriad things necessary to get a system like this up and running, which is why monetizing something like this would be difficult as I would have to turn it into a universal package that can be installed on different OS's.

It is a pretty sweet system if I do say so myself.

I'm thinking of making a short video clip and either sending it to Trex for incorporation on the hobby thread or The James Madison so he can drool over it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2026 11:10 PM (XV/Pl)

180 Those OG “bag phones” were popular with ranchers and folks in remote areas right up until analog signals were no longer supported. They had a much more powerful signal than modern digital cell phone signals and could get out where others didn’t.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:04 PM (bmNfW)

Can confirm. Used one in the oilfield for years. 3 watts to the final in the transmitter. And I could mount a high-gain Yagi antenna on the roof of the shack, too. In really remote areas, they would hire a comms service to install a cell repeater on the top of the derrick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:12 PM (1z8ji)

181 And it’s hard for a woman to compliment a man and have it not be awkward.

I compliment the guys who run the boat I rode to work everyday. They are great guys, most either married or gay and they know I’m not hitting on them.

But I cannot compliment patients. That’s weird. And strangers on the street would be occasionally dangerous.

I wish folks felt ok in saying nice things to each other.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 09, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x)

182 I laughed my head off in 2022 when I saw someone (I think here) post MAGAA.

Fuckin' funny as shit, still.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H)

183 In my experience, if it survives the first hole it's probably gonna last for a while.

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The Paolo, he can, how do you say, attest to this.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2026 11:15 PM (6/7Fs)

184 Saw a funny take on Dave Ramsey callers:

There are only two types of Dave Ramsey callers:

1) Dave, I have $2M in tax free retirement savings, a paid off house, and a 13 year old car. I'm 65 and I just retired. Can I afford to buy a more recent used car or should I get a few more years out of my clunker?

2) Dave, I've 50, I rent, and I have $200K in credit card debt and no savings. My kids really want me to bring them and their nephews on a Disney vacation again this year. Can I make this work out?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)

185 Believe it or not, the B-29 development was the single largest expenditure for the U.S.A. during World War II. It was a complete debacle, in fact.

Ordinarily aircraft are extensively tested by the manufacturer before the design is finalized. The government wanted a long range heavy bomber so very badly it ordered 250 of them before even a prototype had been built. Jeeze Louise. I guess the fear at the time, if Britain were to get invaded, then bombing raids would have to be launched from Newfoundland. That’s a pretty long haul.

So all the normal typical teething problems with any new aircraft were hashed out by the army aircrews. In combat sometimes. They would churn out brand new aircraft in say, Wichita, and park them by the hundreds. Then maintenance teams would take install upgrade “kits” on them outside, often in horrendous weather. Just a complete load of bullshit, I guarantee it. The engines had a disconcerting habit of catching on fire, often.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:15 PM (bmNfW)

186 I have made it a point over the last couple of weeks to compliment every woman I see wearing a sundress.…
Posted by: nurse ratched

I like it that when I'm out and about with MiladyJo, she can compliment women on their hair or attire. Sometimes I think to do so, but have sufficient self-control not to. Wouldn't. Be. Prudent.

Posted by: mindful webworker - my, what nice _____ you have at August 09, 2026 11:16 PM (AHfYh)

187 111 Sorry I'm late, my altruism exceeded my income.
Posted by: tankdemon
*************
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 09, 2026 10:42 PM (XfIK1)

To be fair, I am used to having my income exceeded.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 09, 2026 11:16 PM (WeRjo)

188 I laughed my head off in 2022 when I saw someone (I think here) post MAGAA.

Fuckin' funny as shit, still.
Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H)

So, we have MAGAA going for us, and enough Mr. Magoo's voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 09, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

189 > Never allow woketards to get a foothold in your project.

Notice that of the 14 open pull requests, ALL 14 are administrative wankery.

https://tinyurl.com/mryfaxwb

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:17 PM (IG3/x)

190 Good evening good people.

Some of tonight's fashions remind me of simple clothes my mother used to wear. Good memories. Thanks, Piper.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 09, 2026 11:17 PM (burSy)

191 But I cannot compliment patients. That’s weird. And strangers on the street would be occasionally dangerous.

I wish folks felt ok in saying nice things to each other.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 09, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x)

My new female doctor (wife of my regular doctor, don't ask) complimented me last time she saw me, which was actually the first time she saw me.

No it wasn't a compliment of *that*.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)

192 On a lark I decided to see if I can figure out what was here before my house and...I traced it all the way back to the first guy to build a farm here in the 1800s. Oh and I get his genealogical records and such. He had a grandson that lived until 1951...

The amount of information you can get if you know how to look for it is amazing.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2026 11:18 PM (sKqQm)

193 >>It’s much easier to be nice than it is to be an asshole.

Not just easier it's who you are. You didn't raise two assholes, you raised two great young men.

You're a frigging all-star. We see you.

Keep on.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2026 11:18 PM (viF8m)

194 So, we have MAGAA going for us, and enough Mr. Magoo's voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 09, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

Nice. Magaa vs Magoo was about right, especially at the time.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:18 PM (vE0+H)

195 My new female doctor (wife of my regular doctor, don't ask) complimented me last time she saw me, which was actually the first time she saw me.

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Made for an awkward prostate exam, I'll wager.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 11:20 PM (6/7Fs)

196 The Nurse Practitioner who delivered the news that my pathology screen did NOT show any cancer recurrence told me I was "looking good", but I'm positive that was a health observation rather than a "woman to man" type compliment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:21 PM (IG3/x)

197 18-1, that's like the people who go on Judge Judy with their incredibly stupid behavior, and are shocked that she isn't nicer about their behavior.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 11:21 PM (0Htd1)

198 I try to compliment people here when I can. Moreso this past few years since we started losing regulars more regularly. I don't think it's right if we only say the nice and true things about people when they are no longer around to know about it.

I want certain people to know what I think of them in the here and now.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:21 PM (vE0+H)

199 Even the crewmembers of the 509th weren’t briefed exactly what they were doing, until the last minute.

The 509th took a LOT of shit from other units on Tinian. Everybody is flying very dangerous missions every day, getting shot all to hell. Not these guys. They have their own little fenced in compound. They get the highest priority for parts and personnel. Even the fucking mess hall has great food. They basically evicted the SeaBees from the barracks buildings they had built for themselves.

Who are these fags, anyway, who never fly any missions? I guarantee you, they were not well liked. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:22 PM (bmNfW)

200 Piper, I'm going to call that the "DOILY COLLECTION.".

Posted by: Orson at August 09, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)

201 Made for an awkward prostate exam, I'll wager.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 09, 2026 11:20 PM (6/7Fs)

Apparently I do have an amazingly supple one

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2026 11:24 PM (vE0+H)

202 The amount of information you can get if you know how to look for it is amazing.
Posted by: 18-1
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I have copies of letters hand written by my ancients in the late 1700's. Obtained from the East Anglia archives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)

203 Why reality and the government is stranger than fiction.

Some 800 headstones and 80 panels with the names of British Empire soldiers were removed from Basra in 2003 for safeguarding.

Instead of being restored to the military cemetery, all 800 headstones and the panels were ground up and used to make a drain on a nearby military base.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)

204 The 509th took a LOT of shit from other units on Tinian. Everybody is flying very dangerous missions every day, getting shot all to hell. Not these guys. They have their own little fenced in compound. They get the highest priority for parts and personnel. Even the fucking mess hall has great food. They basically evicted the SeaBees from the barracks buildings they had built for themselves.

Who are these fags, anyway, who never fly any missions? I guarantee you, they were not well liked. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:22 PM (bmNfW)

Indeed.

Posted by: United States Air Force at August 09, 2026 11:26 PM (4g5V+)

205 > 197 18-1, that's like the people who go on Judge Judy with their incredibly stupid behavior, and are shocked that she isn't nicer about their behavior.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 11:21 PM (0Htd1)

Or the doorknob-heads who used to go on Jerry Springer.

It was always "Herp-derp! I'm gonna be on JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! I wonder what lovely surprise my pregnant girlfriend and my stepbrother have in store for me."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:27 PM (IG3/x)

206 Now, after the bombs were dropped, then everyone understood what the 509th was about. Then they were all regarded as heroes. Though not before.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:28 PM (bmNfW)

207
She can probably buy it at one of those fertility clinics.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2026 11:09 PM (0Htd1)

Well, I guess so long as it is not by…natural means.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 09, 2026 11:28 PM (4g5V+)

208 184 18-1

That's funny!

I see a lot of those kind of messages on investment message boards, too.

I think a lot of the "questions" come from people who just want to brag about how rich they are.

"I'm an 87 year old widower. My kids are now in their '50s I have $5 million in my IRA. Should I move some of it into a Roth?"

Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2026 11:29 PM (RCjYY)

209
And where was the 509th based after WWII? Roswell, NM.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 11:31 PM (w6EFb)

210 Instead of being restored to the military cemetery, all 800 headstones and the panels were ground up and used to make a drain on a nearby military base.

Posted by: Anna Puma
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Just when you thought the British couldn't be any more disgusting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 09, 2026 11:32 PM (wljQY)

211 Humm. Something is going on with JackStraw.
His posts seem to have changed lately.

Posted by: Case at August 09, 2026 11:32 PM (fV9m3)

212
132
Sweeney commanded the 2nd mission on Bockscar and it was pretty much a complete CF of epic proportion.

__________

"You fucked up, didn't you, Sweeney?" - Gen. LeMay
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2026 10:51 PM (O0L8i)

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It worked well enough.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 09, 2026 11:34 PM (krI25)

213
God, this uptalk and vocal fry is getting intolerable.

I just listened to some NASA video by Kelsey Young. She's a fucking Ph.D. in geology and was of the head of the "science part" of Artemis II. She was the one who trained the astronauts all about the surface of the Moon they would be flying over, what to look for, how to recognize interesting this to focus on, etc.

And she talks with full uptalk and vocal fry. Where the hell is this coming from?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 11:35 PM (w6EFb)

214 Some 800 headstones and 80 panels with the names of British Empire soldiers were removed from Basra in 2003 for safeguarding.

Instead of being restored to the military cemetery, all 800 headstones and the panels were ground up and used to make a drain on a nearby military base.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)

Anyone willing to bet that the officer in charge of that was not a a God-damned musloid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)

215 I learned something new that blew my mind. About 1000 years ago the was a flightless bird in Madacascar called the elephant bird. I could be 2x as tall as a human and could weight like 500 lbs.

The coolest part was they had almost completely lost their wings. The had little arms like a T-rex.

All extint now, there was a smaller one in New Zealand. Both were absolute terrors to the natives.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2026 11:38 PM (P4bJX)

216 "James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character."

Sooo... what does the horde think? Black handicapped tranny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:40 PM (IG3/x)

217 >>Humm. Something is going on with JackStraw.
His posts seem to have changed lately.

I noticed that too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2026 11:40 PM (viF8m)

218
Chaging James Bond sounds like a good way to lose a chunk of money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 09, 2026 11:41 PM (P4bJX)

219 It was common for brand new aircraft to come off the production line and be sent to a modification center to bring them up to the latest combat standards.

What is called the Cheyenne turret on B-17Gs emerged from, you guessed it, the Cheyenne, WY modification center. Officially this turret modification that increased the area of coverage of the twin .50cals was called the pumpkin turret.

The Curtiss SB2C also had a modification process though it was mainly because there were so many that to stop production to incorporate them would have delayed that problem plagued bomber even more.

The concept predates even the start of World War II in the USAAC/USAAF with Hawai'ian Air Depot modified B-17s being ID'd by their unique paint scheme.

The US in Australia had an extensive modification setup. It is where A-20s and B-25s were modified to become low level strafers for example. Or 18 B-25H-1 Mitchells were modified for the night intruder mission and issued to the 418th NFS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)

220 Instead of being restored to the military cemetery, all 800 headstones and the panels were ground up and used to make a drain on a nearby military base.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)

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On a more positive note, when they built the 36,000 acre Joliet, illinois arsenal during WWII, they built it around several existing cemeteries. When they decommissioned the arsenal, they used part of the land for the Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery where my folks are interred along with 75,000 members of military families

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 09, 2026 11:43 PM (burSy)

221 AoP

18 months after removal for safekeeping, they were all ground down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

222 216 "James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character."

Sooo... what does the horde think? Black handicapped tranny?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 09, 2026 11:40 PM (IG3/x)

R2-D2 to the white courtesy phone. R2-D2 to the white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 09, 2026 11:45 PM (qx7Zg)

223 185 Believe it or not, the B-29 development was the single largest expenditure for the U.S.A. during World War II. It was a complete debacle, in fact.

Ordinarily aircraft are extensively tested by the manufacturer before the design is finalized. The government wanted a long range heavy bomber so very badly it ordered 250 of them before even a prototype had been built. Jeeze Louise. I guess the fear at the time, if Britain were to get invaded, then bombing raids would have to be launched from Newfoundland. That’s a pretty long haul.

One of the few times the Allies rushed something into service. In a way the B-29 was kind of like the Panther tank, of which the earlier models broke down a lot at first but the Germans really needed it

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 09, 2026 11:45 PM (3/XaG)

224 Jaimie Bond will be black and sitting in a Q Special wheelchair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:46 PM (2GVsD)

225 The US in Australia had an extensive modification setup. It is where A-20s and B-25s were modified to become low level strafers for example. Or 18 B-25H-1 Mitchells were modified for the night intruder mission and issued to the 418th NFS.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:41 PM (2GVsD)

At least they had the wisdom to see that certain mods were needed, and the flexibility and resourcefulness to do it on the fly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

226 >>>"I'm an 87 year old widower. My kids are now in their '50s I have $5 million in my IRA. Should I move some of it into a Roth?"

Posted by: mnw

>It's party time. Just cut loose. Are you saving it up for one last boner? You can't take it with you, champ.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 09, 2026 11:48 PM (iySPJ)

227 "James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character."

Sooo... what does the horde think? Black handicapped tranny?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Girlboss.

AI Girlboss. Ghost In The Shell did well, right? So woke GitS Jamie Bond should print money!

Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2026 11:48 PM (VHUov)

228 B-29 Superfortress was not the first plane rushed into production before the bugs were ironed out by the US.

The B-26 Marauder went from drawing board to military service. And while ironing out the problems the plane earned nicknames like the Flying Prostitute.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:48 PM (2GVsD)

229 The scene where "The Great Santini" demands his son take out an opposing player -- and breaks his arm -- reminds me of the thugs playing in the WNBA. They're going to hurt Sophie or Caitlin, and I will not be watching it. I'm done.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 09, 2026 11:50 PM (burSy)

230 18 months after removal for safekeeping, they were all ground down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

And the officer who gave the order to do that should have been sentenced to death by being rent asunder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:50 PM (1z8ji)

231 Tibbetts was an interesting guy. His copilot, Paul Lewis was a bit crazy. I think he was the guy who “borrowed” a bomber, maybe from Wendover, UT along with a crew chief, so they could fly home for Christmas in Ohio or whatever. They ran into weather and went inadvertent IMC, and nearly crashed. Things were a little more lax in the Army Air Force back then. Tibetts just said he’s a good pilot, and that was that.

Base security, the CID guys found about a half dozen machinists, good ones, that were actually convicted felons who were on the run, who had escaped from jail, things like that. I guess in those days, they didn’t look too closely at people who enlisted, until later on. The Army was a good plafe to hide. Tibetts called them into his office and started reading their files outloud. Uh-oh. How the hell did they get all this info?? He said, basically keep your mouth shut, and we’ll destroy your files and arrest warrants. Apparently welders and machinists were very much in demand at the time.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:50 PM (bmNfW)

232 Not even midnight yet?
Uh

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 11:51 PM (Ia/+0)

233 See Also: “Brewster Buffalo”. One commander opined the crew should be considered good as dead, even before takeoff. Very easy to shoot down.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 09, 2026 11:53 PM (bmNfW)

234 Mikeski

Guess who is having a very busy season voicing characters this season?

Wakayama Shion is voicing Nanahoshi, Ruche, and Alna.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2026 11:54 PM (2GVsD)

235 Instead of being restored to the military cemetery, all 800 headstones and the panels were ground up and used to make a drain on a nearby military base.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The makings of the Iraqi version of "Poltergeist". "You moved the bodies, but not the headstones!" (in Arabic)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 09, 2026 11:54 PM (DZ9Lv)

236 He said, basically keep your mouth shut, and we’ll destroy your files and arrest warrants. Apparently welders and machinists were very much in demand at the time.
Posted by: Common Tater

Isn't that still the case? I mean doesn't one need to be a felon in order to be an oil patch welder?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2026 11:55 PM (z6kPi)

237 They're going to hurt Sophie or Caitlin, and I will not be watching it. I'm done.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 09, 2026 11:50 PM (burSy)

I'd like to see Sophie and Caitlin show up on the court packing .44 hoglegs in belt holsters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2026 11:55 PM (1z8ji)

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