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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (skLNB)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Been fighting off ads for 3 minutes

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Been fighting off ads for 3 minutes

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0)
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Use the Force, Skip.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:35 AM (skLNB)

6 Kleenex article: they tried a bunch of materials for non-tree buttwipe. Including chicken feathers?

Pretty sure the guy who suggested that only did it for the kinky joke potential.

Posted by: mikeski is tickled at August 09, 2026 04:38 AM (VHUov)

7 Howdy, tech peeps!

Yeesh, the ONT was all about physics and I started to get motion sickness just thinking through some of the stuff... ugh.

Publius is highly intelligent, but I can't follow it all! (Especially this late at night.)

Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (rdVOm)

8 Hey, CNBC, when it comes to SpaceX, maybe you look further than the nose on your face:

https://tinyurl.com/mpdmdub3

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (skLNB)

9 Yeesh, the ONT was all about physics and I started to get motion sickness just thinking through some of the stuff... ugh.

Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (rdVOm)
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You need to stop reading and typing whenever the earth is spinning.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:45 AM (skLNB)

10 Haha, BD!

No, it's the visualization exercises... and I was always "that kid" when we went on road trips.

Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:49 AM (rdVOm)

11 Hope Pixy can "poke" the blog, to tone down the pop-up BS!

Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:53 AM (rdVOm)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 09, 2026 04:58 AM (pLaQB)

13 G'night, horde!

Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:59 AM (rdVOm)

14
I'm going to pack in. Warning, JQ and others, do not get me started on geodesics on ellipsoids (which the earth actually is, well closer to than a perfect sphere).

Those things are generally not even closed paths.... But they exist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 04:59 AM (w6EFb)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

16 It is a bit unsettling I am sitting yet moving thousands of miles a hour

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0)

17 I have a stupid tech related question. I got a weather alert about flash flooding on the main screen of my cell phone from the National Weather Service. It's been there since last Monday . How do I get rid of it? Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2026 05:15 AM (xSAlF)

18 Here's the Kleenex news from the horse's mouth:

KIMBERLY-CLARK UNVEILS PROPRIETARY ALTERNATIVE NATURAL FIBER INNOVATION PROGRAM TO ADVANCE ITS "BETTER CARE FOR A BETTER WORLD" COMMITMENT

https://tinyurl.com/w9zszmye

Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 05:18 AM (odBC9)

19 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2026 05:18 AM (V0/Sp)

20 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2026 05:20 AM (zJHVr)

21 Yay for them, sounds like:

After evaluating more than 70 fiber candidates across performance, sustainability and cost criteria, Kimberly-Clark research scientists identified a promising solution in hesperaloe, a native, low-water-use plant that thrives in the arid climate of the Southwest United States.

Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9)

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