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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (skLNB) 2
w00t
Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9) 3
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0) 4
Been fighting off ads for 3 minutes
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) 5
Been fighting off ads for 3 minutes
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 04:32 AM (Ia/+0) - Use the Force, Skip. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:35 AM (skLNB) 6
Kleenex article: they tried a bunch of materials for non-tree buttwipe. Including chicken feathers?
Pretty sure the guy who suggested that only did it for the kinky joke potential. Posted by: mikeski is tickled at August 09, 2026 04:38 AM (VHUov) 7
Howdy, tech peeps!
Yeesh, the ONT was all about physics and I started to get motion sickness just thinking through some of the stuff... ugh. Publius is highly intelligent, but I can't follow it all! (Especially this late at night.) Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (rdVOm) 8
Hey, CNBC, when it comes to SpaceX, maybe you look further than the nose on your face:
https://tinyurl.com/mpdmdub3 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (skLNB) 9
Yeesh, the ONT was all about physics and I started to get motion sickness just thinking through some of the stuff... ugh.
Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:43 AM (rdVOm) - You need to stop reading and typing whenever the earth is spinning. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 09, 2026 04:45 AM (skLNB) 10
Haha, BD!
No, it's the visualization exercises... and I was always "that kid" when we went on road trips. Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:49 AM (rdVOm) 11
Hope Pixy can "poke" the blog, to tone down the pop-up BS!
Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:53 AM (rdVOm) 12
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 09, 2026 04:58 AM (pLaQB) 13
G'night, horde!
Posted by: JQ at August 09, 2026 04:59 AM (rdVOm) 14
I'm going to pack in. Warning, JQ and others, do not get me started on geodesics on ellipsoids (which the earth actually is, well closer to than a perfect sphere). Those things are generally not even closed paths.... But they exist. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 09, 2026 04:59 AM (w6EFb) 15
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw) 16
It is a bit unsettling I am sitting yet moving thousands of miles a hour
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2026 05:11 AM (Ia/+0) 17
I have a stupid tech related question. I got a weather alert about flash flooding on the main screen of my cell phone from the National Weather Service. It's been there since last Monday . How do I get rid of it? Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2026 05:15 AM (xSAlF) 18
Here's the Kleenex news from the horse's mouth:
KIMBERLY-CLARK UNVEILS PROPRIETARY ALTERNATIVE NATURAL FIBER INNOVATION PROGRAM TO ADVANCE ITS "BETTER CARE FOR A BETTER WORLD" COMMITMENT https://tinyurl.com/w9zszmye Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 05:18 AM (odBC9) 19
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2026 05:18 AM (V0/Sp) 20
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 09, 2026 05:20 AM (zJHVr) 21
Yay for them, sounds like:
After evaluating more than 70 fiber candidates across performance, sustainability and cost criteria, Kimberly-Clark research scientists identified a promising solution in hesperaloe, a native, low-water-use plant that thrives in the arid climate of the Southwest United States. Posted by: m at August 09, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.008 seconds. |
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