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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 8

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

Some possibilities for Ace and his crow friends?

How is Ace getting along with his crow friends, anyway?

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Courtesy Paula Morley

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Ryan George, oldie but goodie

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Meet The PetMorons

Missed these for a while somehow:

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My two young cats, Sejong the Maine Coon looking boy, and Becca the tabby calico.

And the two together with Magic, my big black Bombay tomcat who turns it all into a weird love triangle

Kindltot

Well, the trio seem to get along well. Handsome cats.

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Our pretty girl was with us for almost 12 years, October 6, 2014 - August 5, 2026

It was unexpected.  I’ve included pictures of Destiny - one of the first pictures I have of her and also the last one.  She was very sick but her tail would wag when we talked to her.  

Brett from Illinois

So sorry you have lost your treasured, charming Destiny. Thanks for letting us get to know her a little. Stay in touch.

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The kids were down from Ottawa for a wedding and Arthur the Pot Cake Pooch got to hang out with his "Grandparents". I'm personally not fond of the term, but there you go.

Getting some sun

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Don't let Grandma catch you in her tomatoes


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Don't let Grandma catch you on the furniture

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Buzzy Krumhunger
Canadian Moron

Thanks for sending in the photos demonstrating your stern rules for Arthur. He looks like a wonderful dog.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 1

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Meow...

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 08, 2026 03:46 PM (sAmhv)

2 Meow?

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 08, 2026 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

3 LMAO...Ace and his crows. This is a slow motion car wreck waiting to happen, and I'm here for it. It's novel and entertaining until it isn't. He'll see.

If it were one singular crow, that's would be fine. But, those loud mouthed beggars are social with their buddies. They communicate. That results in dive bombing by Crow #1 and all his extended relatives whenever they see you.

We'll know when that moment hits. Ace will be asking for advice on where to buy a helmet. Can't wait.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)

4 Not even

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 08, 2026 03:52 PM (wxsGM)

5 Pet Thread, Yay!

I've decided that Chloe the Bengal Kitty is now going to be Chloe the Klutz.

She may look sleek and graceful, but that's just a facade.

In truth she's quite clumsy. Not graceful at all. Still adorable, though.

Right now she's snoozing on top of the bookshelves in my office. She has fully claimed them from Penny.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026 03:54 PM (FZ29D)

6 Afternoon, Pet Folken,

Linda dragged me into a Dollar Tree today. (Well, it didn't take much dragging.) She had to look at the Halloween decorations, which are for sale already. She spots a black cat decoration and goes, "That's Stirling!" To which I reply, "I already have the original. Why do I need a copy?"

Sure, there are other cats and dogs in America called "Stirling" or "Sterling." But I venture to say a *black* cat called "Stirling" could be unique. People want to name a black cat after some aspect of his coat color or lack of it, e.g., Shadow or Midnight or Lucifer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 03:54 PM (wzUl9)

7 Hi all,

Such wonderful pet morons.

Brett from Illinois, I am very sorry for the loss of Destiny. She looked like a sweetheart.

No cat update today. I didn't feel well last night. I will say that Onyx, the new baby has settled in well and has already made some friends. Onyx is curled up on my lap right now.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2026 03:55 PM (2F0/Y)

8 Anyway! The Maine Coon enduring the frizzies is damned handsome, as are the members of Kindltot's menage a trois. Sejong the part-Coon especially.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)

9 I’m so sorry. No wonder you loved Destiny, she was adorable from puphood.

Posted by: The best thief in Lankhmar at August 08, 2026 03:57 PM (64rer)

10 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 03:54 PM (wzUl9)

If you have a Tractors Supply, they have some really cool/cute/funny halloween stuff. You can look on youtube, quite a few walkthrough the store reviews.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2026 03:58 PM (2F0/Y)

11 My kittehs are enjoying the soothing sound of the golf on TV I'm watching and are sound asleep. I'm about to join them.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 03:58 PM (KC5Lt)

12 Big black Stirling sat on my lap three times yesterday, and slept with me this afternoon. Dagny is off by herself, as usual -- though when Linda shows up, the little Siberian often trots right out and bumps her head against Linda's arm as if asking for petting. She will do that with me, but not as often.

I keep wondering if someday she will give in and be that demonstrative with me. "Oh, all right, you're here, I might as well."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 03:59 PM (wzUl9)

13 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 03:54 PM (wzUl9

Of course I would name any black cat I had Snowball.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 04:01 PM (KC5Lt)

14 Though firecracker would be a cool name for a black cat.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 04:02 PM (KC5Lt)

15 Looks like Destiny liked the hot air outlet. My sister's Dachshund loved it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2026 04:04 PM (Cqx++)

16 FWIW, Magic is about 23 lbs and adores my wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2026 04:07 PM (rbvCR)

17 (sad) Meow

(Got to get ready for work)

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 08, 2026 04:07 PM (sAmhv)

18 Of course I would name any black cat I had Snowball.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026


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Which again is a comment on the cat's fur color, just in reverse.

My first black cat, Marie-Antoinette, had been named by the lady who rescued her and gave her to Linda. If the latter had wanted to rename her, I know the cat would have adjusted; "Marie" was almost certainly not her pre-rescue name, and yet the smart little devil knew it or any part of it.

My second was Wolf, a name I think takes some imagination to bestow on a cat. And now Stirling. Not a "Shadow" or "Midnight" in the bunch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

19 Though firecracker would be a cool name for a black cat.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026


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"Gunpowder"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 04:08 PM (wzUl9)

20 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

But I probably would just go with Cracker. It covers both firecracker and the opposite of black .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 04:11 PM (KC5Lt)

21 Or cat didn't come in last night. Showed up about 9:00 this morning. I think he may be retarded.

Posted by: Ronster at August 08, 2026 04:13 PM (kM+80)

22 Buzzy Krumhunger! A fellow FT fan, hooray!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 08, 2026 04:13 PM (CHHv1)

23 I'm getting rid of some of my pets today. The bathroom spiders are being publicly aggressive at each other when I'm using the toilet, and they are invading the shower, so it's time to cull the herd.

Just need to drag the big vacuum in and such up whatever can't hide fast enough.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2026 04:14 PM (C0Nlv)

24 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2026 04:14 PM (C0Nlv

I wonder if the spiders have Avacuumphopia.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 04:17 PM (KC5Lt)

25 I wonder if the spiders have Avacuumphopia.
Posted by: polynikes


If they didn't before they should after today XD

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2026 04:18 PM (C0Nlv)

26 Finally got the dimensions on Arthur's photos to stick. I hope!

Looks like a sweet dog. So does Destiny.

Posted by: KT at August 08, 2026 04:19 PM (rdeQO)

27 Glad Kindltot's cats get along with each other.

Posted by: KT at August 08, 2026 04:19 PM (rdeQO)

28 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2026 04:20 PM (lb7G2)

29 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

30 Afternoon pet folks!

Lucy the Fink is recovering nicely from her emergency vet visit earlier this week. A cyst at the base of her tail gor infected and ruptured and was quite icky. Even an idiot like myself could figure out she needed evaluation.

Hack and slash and drain and then a shot of antibiotics and a few hundred dollars later……


Fink.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:26 PM (yEz+x)

31 It is a bad flea year and all the animals are scratching. But Patsy has decided this is a good time for a nap in my lap.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 08, 2026 04:27 PM (bkuEU)

32 Lucy the Fink is recovering nicely from her emergency vet visit earlier this week. A cyst at the base of her tail gor infected and ruptured and was quite icky. Even an idiot like myself could figure out she needed evaluation.

Hack and slash and drain and then a shot of antibiotics and a few hundred dollars later……


Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:26 PM (yEz+x)
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Glad to hear she's making a full recovery!

Allie had a similar experience with a hematoma in her ear.

Seems to have made a full recovery, but now she has "cauliflower ear."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026 04:33 PM (FZ29D)

33
LMAO...Ace and his crows. This is a slow motion car wreck waiting to happen, and I'm here for it. It's novel and entertaining until it isn't. He'll see.

If it were one singular crow, that's would be fine. But, those loud mouthed beggars are social with their buddies. They communicate. That results in dive bombing by Crow #1 and all his extended relatives whenever they see you.

We'll know when that moment hits. Ace will be asking for advice on where to buy a helmet. Can't wait.
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske)



Wicket should be grateful that he hasn't been dealing with ravens. Those bastards aren't just smart, they're sarcastic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2026 04:38 PM (iqcvy)

34 Thanks , Perfessor.

She’s my only. And she takes good care of me. Too bad she hates other cats. I’d love to have a friend for her.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:39 PM (yEz+x)

35
The other day I saw something weird.

A group of seven or eight crows were standing in front of one house in our neighborhood, in a very orderly fashion and very still, just staring at the front door.

Since that was a very determined murder of crows, I assumed they were gathered to murder the owner of the house.

I haven't seen the owner since then or the crows. Their issue appears to have been resolved.

Perhaps we need to use crows to deal with the Iranian leadership.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2026 04:41 PM (iJfKG)

36 My dad insisted he was targeted by a crow when he was a little kid in Brooklyn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2026 04:42 PM (JvZF+)

37 She’s my only. And she takes good care of me. Too bad she hates other cats. I’d love to have a friend for her.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:39 PM (yEz+x)
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Does she hate any cat in close proximity?

I know my cats Penny and Hexie freak out when they see a cat outside my house, but they've been remarkably chill about accepting Chloe into my household.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026 04:42 PM (FZ29D)

38 Nurse, I had a cat like that, hated her own kind. Loved dogs (even GSDs) and children but not cats!

Posted by: The best thief in Lankhmar at August 08, 2026 04:44 PM (64rer)

39 Does she hate any cat in close proximity?

I know my cats Penny and Hexie freak out when they see a cat outside my house, but they've been remarkably chill about accepting Chloe into my household.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Three moves ago she had indoor/outdoor privileges. She was constantly fighting any critter who came into our yard. She hisses and yowls at any cat outside the window.

Honestly, I’ve never brought another cat into our indoor space. So I don’t know how she would react.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:46 PM (wDLi3)

40 Finally got the dimensions on Arthur's photos to stick. I hope!…
Posted by: KT


Oh, good. I'd been thinking there's something wrong with the dog's shape! 😉

Posted by: mindful webworker - proportionally at August 08, 2026 04:47 PM (62m/B)

41 Honestly, I’ve never brought another cat into our indoor space. So I don’t know how she would react.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 04:46 PM (wDLi3)
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OK. Sounds like she's highly territorial. Nothing wrong with that.

The secret to introducing a new cat seems to be mingling their scents over time.

Kaylee and Chloe got into a huge fight once. Fur flying everywhere. Chloe had been living exclusively in my library at the time. I moved Kaylee into the library and let Chloe have the run of the house for a day or a so.

Now Kaylee just ignores Chloe and keeps to her side of the house. Chloe lives in my office and library. Worked out for everyone.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026 04:56 PM (FZ29D)

42 My boyhood cat, Rusty, disliked other cats . . . until I brought home the little tri-color stray Mom named Li'l Bit. For a day or two he hissed at her. Then, it was as if he realized . . . "This is a *girl* kitten!" (He'd been altered a couple of years before.) After that they sat and played together, he gave her his little toy chair, and became the brave cat who stayed out when human strangers arrived -- he'd always vanished before -- while she did a fast fade.

Miss Linda's white shorthair Annabelle disliked all other cats and did so her whole life. She was forced to tolerate two of Linda's other felines and had to deal unhappily with my Tatiana when we bugged out for a hurricane in '08.

Arizona the great part-Coon disliked other cats his whole life too. He avoided Marie-Antoinette, who knew he disliked her and stayed out of his way . . . until he passed away. Then she bounded on stage like Debbie Reynolds in a musical: "*I'm* the star now!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 04:58 PM (wzUl9)

43 7 No cat update today. I didn't feel well last night. I will say that Onyx, the new baby has settled in well and has already made some friends. Onyx is curled up on my lap right now.
Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2026 03:55 PM (2F0/Y)

Exactly where Onyx should be!

Posted by: m at August 08, 2026 04:59 PM (odBC9)

44 Fortunately Chekov D. Siberian took to Wolf immediately when I brought him in. They walked warily around each other, getting a bit closer with each pass. Within an hour they were sitting in the window together watching birds.

Stirling, of course, took to Dagny right away. He wasn't altered yet, and even though she wasn't even in heat, he was right there: "Let me stand next to your fire!" We had to keep them separated until both had been altered. They scuffle from time to time, and don't seem especially close, but they get along well.

Oreo and Tatiana the Wonder Siberian were fine, though the latter was a kitten and the former a middle-aged elderly lady who didn't want to play so energetically.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 05:03 PM (wzUl9)

45 One thing I love about Chloe is her tail. It's very long compared to the rest of her. It reminds me of a lemur's tail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026 05:04 PM (FZ29D)

46 Exciting day on the lake. Son's pooch jumped in the water trying to swim to shore which was half mile away. Much hilarity ensued. Thankfully dog was wearing a life jacket.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2026 05:06 PM (zJHVr)

47 One thing I love about Chloe is her tail. It's very long compared to the rest of her. It reminds me of a lemur's tail.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2026


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I call Dagny "Stubby Tail." Her long fur conceals it to a degree but the tail underneath is shorter than average. Apparently this is not a fault with Siberians; her mother Sofia was the same way, and she was thought good enough to breed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 05:06 PM (wzUl9)

48 Had a Blue Jay go after me once, dropped and abandoned my bicycle. Latrr my dad found out and ordered me to go get it

Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

49 Blue jays are mean. Used to go after my dogs. Although, mocking birds were worse.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 08, 2026 05:11 PM (zJHVr)

50 There are quite a few bird species, if they decide they don’t like you in the area they will make it very unpleasant. They don’t have to be large birds, the fact they can fly and you cannot gives them an advantage

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2026 05:14 PM (z2M7D)

51 Woof

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2026 05:15 PM (dCs0D)

52 A doggo mystery solved . . .

We thought our bernedoodle was barking to warn us the UPS driver was coming up the driveway. Then, a few days ago I happened to be outside as a delivery arrived. I quickly warned the driver we had a friendly, but prone to jumping up, pooch.

"Oh I know her." And as the pooch came running to him, out came a treat.

When she barks from inside the house, she isn't warning us, she's letting us know she wants out to get a treat.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 08, 2026 05:15 PM (4HoLg)

53 KT, Oddly Magic likes all the cats in the house, including the two old girls who are 17. They on the other hand would rather he leave them alone.
When we got Sejong he wanted to wrassle with Magic, and poor Magic put up with it because kitten, until he got tired and pinned the kitten for being too rough.
Becca was a blessing because she is the same age as Sejong, and she didn't know not to bite as hard as possible either, so they tamed each other down.

Before Becca showed up I would play with him because he needed to rough-house, and I had a sock stuffed with crinkly stuff and a bell that he could bite on while he bunny-kicked my arm. He was really good about only biting on the toy, and I wore long sleeves.
He still likes to do that, but he is not so single minded about it since he has other hobbies now. Like hunting mice in the wood shed. He will miss a meal so he can keep hunting.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

54 https://youtu.be/ljiCLf_vrL4?si=gDuo1mnJIzIGLbTL

An oldie but a goodie. Gracie the wiener dog goes after a Dolphin.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2026 05:19 PM (z2M7D)

55 Thought I saw it here. German shepherd nudges crawling baby away from knife on floor, tells his mom.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2026 05:20 PM (dCs0D)

56 Catz ‘n dogz!

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2026 05:24 PM (c/Is2)

57 >>Blue jays are mean. Used to go after my dogs. Although, mocking birds were worse.

Elvis and I were just sitting on the patio watching the birds attack the feeders. Everyone was having a nice time and then the Blue Jays showed up.

They don't even like each other. Just shouting at everyone like a couple bar drunks.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2026 05:25 PM (viF8m)

58 This looks very much like our tabby kitten, Millard, who has grown a lot since we got him a month ago
He has black spots on his belly.

https://tinyurl.com/3u35k35c

He is quite a purry kitten and very energetic. I have lost several pounds since he's been here from playing with him. He gallops through the house and sounds like four cats, so I sometimes call him " Galloping Gus"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2026 05:27 PM (xSAlF)

59 Just shouting at everyone like a couple bar drunks.

Yep, good description. There is one aggressive male jay at the house behind which we feed a fixed stray cat colony, although he's slightly preferable to turkey vultures which sit broodingly on the fence until it's time for their morning meal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2026 05:31 PM (xSAlF)

60 You can tell there’s a bald eagle in the area when the crows go batshit crazy.

Bastards dive bomb the eagles.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 08, 2026 05:32 PM (yEz+x)

61 I just took a photo of my local mocking bird sitting on the iron fence in my backyard about 5 feet from my brother kitteh having a staring contest.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2026 05:36 PM (KC5Lt)

62 Noodus hobbyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)

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