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The Morning Report — 8/ 6 /26

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Good morning kids. With all the insanity going on here and abroad these days, hell every day, let's start off with some good news and considering who's involved rather surprising. Good for Justice Sotomayor.

Justice Sonia Sotomayor denied an appeal from the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the Palestinian Authority to halt a $656 million judgment.

The ruling means the victims and their families are now one step closer to being paid damages, following years of legal battles over terrorism attacks.

“The lawsuit was filed by victims of attacks in Jerusalem in the early 2000s that killed 33 people and wounded hundreds more,” the Associated Press reported. “Families brought their lawsuit under the Anti-Terrorism Act, a law aimed at opening U.S. courts to victims of international terror attacks.”

A significant legal victory for American victims of Palestinian terrorism.


I suppose I could be cynical and say given the trajectory of the nation, at least the seeming trajectory in throwing a bone to the cockeyed optimists out there — before long this decision will somehow become null and void.

Barring some wholly unforeseen development, such as Republicans actually mounting an effective challenge somewhere, the 120th Congress will convene on January 3, 2027 with a record seven Muslim members, six representatives and, for the first time in American history, one senator. And for Muslim Brotherhood-linked organizations in the U.S., the future looks bright.

Before 2007, there were no Muslim in the House of Representatives or Senate at all. The seven Muslim legislators who will be sworn in (on the Qur’an, no doubt) in January will include the four representatives in the 119th Congress: Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.); Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.); Andre Carson (D-Ind.), and Lateefah Simon (D-Calif.). Joining them will be the nation’s first Muslim senator, Abdul El-Sayed (D-Mich.), as well as Reps. Darializa Avila Chevalier (D-N.Y.) and Adam Hamawy (D-N.J.).

My only consolation in an Islamized Ameriqqqa is that should I God-forbid still be alive to witness that nightmare I will at least have the pleasure of watching the Democrats and Leftists get their heads lopped off first, having sold us down the river and thus rendering their political alliance with Islam no longer necessary and its own preternatural lust for absolute power, that led to this alliance of convenience, a potential threat to our new Mullahocratic overlords.

Elsewhere, and as CBD and I have discussed with disgust for the umpteenth friggin' time on the latest episode of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and on all the popular platforms listed at the bottom of the post, We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.

Well, leave it to Lurker extraordinaire, friend of the blog and #1 Ace cruelty fanboi Prof. Victor Davis Hanson to be the one to put things in perspective.

The Long View of Iran: The headlines focus on negotiations, but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing whether it is being bombed, sanctioned, or embargoed—or all three. Its ultimate fate now rests with the Trump administration, which apparently has not yet decided what, exactly, that fate will be.

Read the whole thing as he goes point by point.

Well, at least CBD and I shockingly over the course of the last several episodes have completely ignored the Fauci revelations. Wow, how did we miss that? Others seem to think that Senator Rand Paul is going to come down hard on the Mass-murdering fiend. Considering his victim count, between the virus cum bio-weapon he created for the Chi-Coms with our own money as well as the toxic vaccines from Big Pharma, is up there with Pol Pot if not Mao or Stalin, a gallows would be appropriate if not too good for this rodent-like bastard.

When Anthony Fauci pleaded the Fifth over 100 times during a Senate hearing last week, many Americans were pleased that the face of the Biden administration’s coronavirus response was forced to face his critics. But many other Americans were left wondering: would Fauci face anything worse than an embarrassing viral hearing? He will if Senator Rand Paul has anything to say about it. The Kentucky Republican is determined to bring the former head of the National Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases to justice. Speaking to The Daily Wire Wednesday, Paul explained why he’s confident that the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee will hold the embattled doctor in contempt — and what he thinks could happen next.

Well, as our wonderful president (and I mean that in all sincerity) is wont to say, we'll just have to wait and see. And that said, Forget Greasy Kid Stuff Newsom, Mayor Buttplug or Chlamydia Harris, I think the Democrats might at long last have their ideal candidate for 2028 — Mini-Mengele Fauci!

Have a good day, and on a personal note, thank you for all your good wishes yesterday. And thank goodness for the A-Bomb that ended World War Two 81 years ago today. Nod of thanks to an uncle who worked as a tool and die maker for Enrico Fermi!


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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 06:45 AM (cpFbA)

2 1ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 06:52 AM (i51dK)

3 "Joining them will be the nation’s first Muslim senator, Abdul El-Sayed (D-Mich.),"

Horseshit. I say chalk up a +1 for Republicans in the Senate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2026 06:56 AM (dtajH)

4 I could have been first but I was grinding off the corners.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

5 Thank you JJ. Continued prayers for you and wife

The one premise of the Robert Spencer column with which I do not agree: I do not think El-Sayed will beat Mike Rogers… he’s not going to the senate (thank God)

As for Rand Paul… I like his gumption WRT the disgusting Fauci but come on dude… we all know Fauci will never face any consequences in this life. The contempt of congress thing is going nowhere

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (CUP/i)

6 Mornin' J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 06:58 AM (O7YUW)

7 Another trade tiff with Chyyna?
It's 64 degrees.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 06:59 AM (i51dK)

8 Morning, one and all!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:00 AM (RjOoY)

9 HBD2UJJ

Posted by: kactus at August 06, 2026 07:03 AM (twS2i)

10 Families of 9/11 Victims Petition to Exclude Mamdani From Participating in 25th Year Memorial Events

My thoughts: I agree with the petition but they did elect him to be mayor

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:04 AM (RjOoY)

11 @9/kactus: "HBD2UJJ"

Gezundheit.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:04 AM (O7YUW)

12
Willowed:

So how many variations of "we suck for nuking Japan" are we going to see today?

Probably more than 1 and always from the usual suspects. The ones with no understanding of the ferocity and savageness of the war in the Pacific. Or the potential loss of life on both sides.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 06:57 AM (3Ope

___________

A good deal is driven by the usual Eurotrash of the Grauniad ilk as well as their oikophobic American beta orbiters. Almost all ignorant of anything that happened in the Pacific Theater. All of whom think that we did it just to scare the Bolsheviks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:05 AM (O0L8i)

13 - Hopefully not first.
Let someone one else deal with the stupid, screen freezing ads that started showing up the other day.
Utube, here I come.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 06, 2026 07:09 AM (pkz2K)

14

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 06, 2026 07:09 AM (AHxhK)

15 A good deal is driven by the usual Eurotrash of the Grauniad ilk as well as their oikophobic American beta orbiters.

I expect the following posts from the usual suspects:
1. tHaT wAz A wArCrIme!@!!!Oneeleventy!
2. They were going to surrender but Truman wanted to compensate for his tiny manhood.
3. We should apologize for hurting them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:11 AM (RjOoY)

16 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 07:11 AM (ExV1e)

17
Lord in heaven, these pop-ups aren't even attractive. Mostly simpering 50-something ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (O0L8i)

18 I guess I'm one who's willing to fight in the trenches of the Language War. Since this is a written language forum I'll go on the record as preferring the rather old fashioned term "Mohammedan." Churchill used it.
I think it conveys a stronger yet subtle message than "Muslim" or even "Islamist." It reflects the stark contrast with "Christian" which also refers to a specific set of beliefs based on a specific individual.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (2Ez/1)

19 "...ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows."
++++

Money.

Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Yeah I’m still getting the popup ads on my phone… I’ve figured out how to delete them and move on but it’s a real pain. Every time I refresh the page or submit a comment…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:15 AM (+gA9j)

21 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ)

22 The Oikophobic American Beta Orbiters used to play the Miami Beach nightclub circuit in the late 70s. They weren't bad.

Posted by: With a great bass player at August 06, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Related to my remark on the previous thread about the shiny new term for alcoholics.

*ahem*

I don't really care about the hurt feelings of alkies and I would not debase myself to using the softer, kinder term for them.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (RjOoY)

24 Same as in town

Gold diggers. Why does it have to be gold diggers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

25
Money.
Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)


Bosh, nonsense, bushwa and codswallop. Women are strong and independent. They don't need men, who are all abusers and oversized children.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:18 AM (O0L8i)

26 Sayed is going to run as sweetness and light personified. He will have the LoFos thinking they might want to convert to this lovely happy religion. This is what Real Islam is like? Peace and love and puppies and bacon flavored ice cream? Those neocons all lied to us! This sounds lovely!

So he'll win. And then sweet nothing will happen because one senator can't do shit without the blessing of the Uniparty. But the proverbial dromedary snoot will be decidedly in the interior of the tent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (Vq1pX)

27 Money.
Posted by: Same as in town at August 06, 2026 07:14 AM (2Ez/1)

I was going to say "large throbbing wallets" - but yeah, anyone with Peso-nality.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (j10i6)

28 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 07:19 AM (2Cry5)

29 TeeJ

Ad Block Plus works on my older iMac with Safari.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

30
Sending off reprint requests to a variety of investigators in the scientific field I'm working on. The unfortunate thing is that those investigators from the time I need reprints the most are either retired, emeritus or dead. I sure don't want to spend my declining years in the stacks at Rice or University of Houston.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:21 AM (O0L8i)

31 Just wish ace was on Stripe, not PayPal. I loath and mistrust PayPal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

32 Duck Duck Go browser with nothing artificial added. Works fine on both Windows and Android with no interference from annoying pop up senior ladies sporting pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1)

33
Here's the silly thing. I've spent months searching, organizing and trying to find reprints of some 7500 journal articles. I will probably have a very similar number of patents documents from the US, EP and PCT. Those will take one day to search and organize and every single one is immediately available online.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:27 AM (O0L8i)

34 I don't remember Honey Boo Boo and I am already sitting down.

Posted by: Who? at August 06, 2026 07:27 AM (F1rMs)

35 Duck Duck Go browser with nothing artificial added. Works fine on both Windows and Android with no interference from annoying pop up senior ladies sporting pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:25 AM (2Ez/1

It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM (j10i6)

36 The state representative and self-described democratic socialist faces a primary on August 11; socialists would view a Hong victory as another huge win for their insurgent movement.

Must be algo driven. Social Media is a metastasizing cancer.

Even former conservative Benny Johnson has jumped the shark and is demanding Communism or else the youngsters will vote in Communism.

Like Nick Fuentes, his "principles" are whatever drives clicks and contact engagement.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:29 AM (rgGn5)

37 Good morning, JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2026 07:30 AM (/6r4m)

38 @20/LinusVanPelt:

I mentioned this over in the Tech News - maybe it'll help if you can find an app that allows you to block domains:

3 Domains involved in advertising on this site:

mgid.com
powerad.ai
tpdads.com

I have set them all to "UNTRUSTED" in NoScript.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

39 It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM

There's a certain natural affinity there.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

40 @J.J.: The header picture. *snorts*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:32 AM (O7YUW)

41 "A steamy new proposal would legalize sex in saunas and bathhouses citywide — repealing a 1980s law that blamed the wet-and-wild romps for spreading AIDS among gay folks."


I can't see any possible public safety or public health upsets if this proposal passes.

Posted by: Mr. Magoo at August 06, 2026 07:32 AM (wVcYX)

42 @31/NaCly Dog: "I loath and mistrust PayPal."

This, definitely.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:33 AM (O7YUW)

43 Less Nick Fuentes. More Nick Shirley.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

44 Quarter Twenty

The Pulitzer Prize should be given to Nick Shirley.

But will not, because that prize is only for covering up evil and fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

45 Michigan voters (about 7.3 million total) are evenly divided, at 41% Democrat, 40% Republican, and the rest Indie, according to Grok.

Since the Al-Qaeda candidate surrogate (that Piker!) opened the sweetness and light campaign by calling his Democrat base "pieces of shit", I imagine some will vote GOP as a result.

Michigan Senate will come down to turnout, don't you think?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 07:38 AM (9M6+C)

46 It would only be natural to see "Pronounced Hooterage" open for "Large Throbbing Wallets" at the Spectrum.
Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2026 07:28 AM

There's a certain natural affinity there.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

I believe that the duo of Candy Samples and John Holmes were pioneer researchers in this field.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:38 AM (wVcYX)

47 Pronounced hooterage has definitely entered my vocabulary since yesterday. Kudos to whatever moron formulated that little gem (little??)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:39 AM (38yk/)

48 Midwest Chick's Thursday memes: https://tinyurl.com/m79b78jd

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

49 Just wish ace was on Stripe, not PayPal. I loath and mistrust PayPal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)


Agreed. I have suggested it to Ace a few times, but...

Sefton and I use it for CutJibNewsletter, and it works flawlessly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (l4RKn)

50 Ad Block Plus works on my older iMac with Safari.

I remember the time when a person just updated their 'hosts' file to null loop the offending advert domains.

These youngsters are too lazy to even do that.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:41 AM (nCgQz)

51 LinusVanPelt

Pronounced hooterage has a Lisa Douglas vibe. Much better than tracks of land.
And hoscakes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

52 Michigan Senate will come down to turnout, don't you think?

I've already added Michigan to the list of California, Illinois, New York and Minnesota as a casualty of war. Cut them off they are outside the camp.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:43 AM (nCgQz)

53 Faux-Xi has ample reason to not testify in an open session of Congress/Senate. His immunity only exists at the federal level. The rat bastard would be a fool to say anything under oath that can and will be used against him at a state level.

I don't think a closed hearing (assuming the Senate wanted the truth instead of re-election soundbites) would be considered safe enough to prevent self-incrimination.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (83MDL)

54 I'm using Firefox with some extensions that make my web browsing a LOT better:

"uBlock Origin" - anti-ad-ware/malware block

"NoScript" - Prevents javascript running on any site unless I approve it (temporarily or permanently) and I can mark certain sites as "UNTRUSTED" permanently as well.

Privacy Badger - automatically learns to block hidden trackers
Canvas Blocker - prevent websites from using some Javascript APIs to fingerprint them
SponsorBlock (for YouTube) - skip over sponsors, intros, outros, subscription reminders, and other annoying parts of YouTube videos
Port Authority - Blocks all possible types of port scanning. (Did you know web sites can try to port-scan your INTERNAL network from your browser? They can. This blocks that crap.)

Redirector - specify patterns for pages that should be automatically redirected to other pages (I use this to auto-redirect x.com links to nitter.net)
AiBlock for YouTube - Block AI-slop channels (community driven)
&udm=14 - Adds "&udm=14" to google search URL automatically so results avoid AI crap.
Nuke Anything - Useful for temporarily removing annoying "non-skippable" pop-over frames like forced login dialogs.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

55 And finally:

Allow Right-Click: re-enable right-click context menu on websites that prevent it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

56 What happened to Kirill Basin?

Has the Hawai'i Democrat Party denounced him yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)

57 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Wow. How much bandwidth is lost to all the monitoring?

Just think of all those trackers as illegals inside the country.

Good things happen when we deport the illegals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

58 I wonder how the Smithsonian is covering the Hiroshima anniversary today?

Are they doing land acknowledgements that Japan rightfully owns the Pacific?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (2GVsD)

59 "I don't really care about the hurt feelings of alkies and I would not debase myself to using the softer, kinder term for them."

Do you gargle after sucking cock or not?

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (83MDL)

60 Immigrants consumed around $401.6 billion in welfare and entitlement benefits in 2023, according to a recent study by the left-of-center Cato Institute think tank, which noted that American-born citizens tend to benefit more than their immigrant counterparts. Around $125.2 billion in funding was consumed by noncitizens, according to the report, and another $310.1 billion by naturalized immigrants.

About the same cost as the Dept of Ag.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (/+uur)

61 Times Square: Large Muslim Crowd Cheers On Preacher: ‘We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America’

--

I'd normally have laughed at such an arrogant statement. But not anymore. I saw those crowds. I see the swelling populations of muslims in a growing number of cities (where in the hell are they all coming from?!). I see them getting elected to the thunderous approval of just enough lofo's, and the media. It's extremely frightening.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

62 One really striking thing about the Democrat candidates across the country is how nutty they seem, as a group. Mental illness seems the norm for this group.

I'm optimistic for November, Iran notwithstanding, assuming PDJT can somehow motivate turnout and assuming the Thunites don't figure out a way to commit hari-kari.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 07:47 AM (yDlKw)

63 ...regularize more than 500,000 illegal migrants, with the admission that they're seen as future leftist voters.

Voters need to eat, defecate, sleep, be entertained, be incarcerated, educated, medicated and take up space in parks, roads, public spaces and housing.

But none of them care to work, and many are of such low IQ that the ability to have positive social value is zero.

At some point Atlas shrugs.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (xE0sV)

64 @50/Community Notes: "I remember the time when a person just updated their 'hosts' file to null loop the offending advert domains."

I still do that, via a bash script that generates a several thousand line long include file for my Bind 9 config file, each zone is a domain and routes to 127.0.0.1.

It picks its information up from:
mvps.org
pgl.yoyo.org

These youngsters are too lazy to even do that.

Well they gotta learn to get up and fight back, or suffer the consequences.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (O7YUW)

65 47 Pronounced hooterage has definitely entered my vocabulary since yesterday. Kudos to whatever moron formulated that little gem (little??)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 07:39 AM

*doffs hat*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

66 While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

67 >For the Muslim Brotherhood in the U.S., Everything Is Going According to Plan
----
these dirty desert savages do seem to have established a beachhead in the US

9/11/01 has been forgotten- many voters of today weren't even born yet

I'm old enough that I probably won't live to see the final takeover

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

68 Anna Puma

A Kansas State University Librarian started his speech on Velvetta to the local Senior Center with a stolen land acknowledgement. A widow told me.

If I was there I would say that the sea anemones and clams in the shallow sea over Kansas millions of years ago died to make this land.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

69 "...but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing..."

But we haven't vaporized Tehran, so this can't possibly be true!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (AdHga)

70 On my Android based phone, I've been using the Brave browser more and more in order to get around the advertising nonsense.

I can't imagine trying to browse the web solely using something like Chrome on a phone. I tried that one day, it was terrible.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (O7YUW)

71 Do you gargle after sucking cock or not?
Posted by: Richard Cranium


Oh dear. I seem to have triggered an alkie.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (RjOoY)

72 An expert on Velveeta > Cambridge prof.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:51 AM (2GVsD)

73
While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?
Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)


The problem is that Labor Day, a noble enough occasion, became Labor Union Day. Which is most certainly not the same thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:52 AM (O0L8i)

74 We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.“

Fist bump. Some people get all bent out of shape at me for saying that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 07:52 AM (pfrqN)

75 Immigrants consumed around $401.6 billion in welfare and entitlement benefits in 2023

But Social Security is bankrupt so we are cutting all Americans who worked their entire lives and had 15.3% stolen from them off the top of each paycheck.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (xE0sV)

76 Times Square: Large Muslim Crowd Cheers On Preacher: ‘We’ll Take New York, Then The Rest Of America’


It's missing the Dean Scream at the end. Yearrgh!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (wVcYX)

77 Exposing election fraud is one thing.

Preventing it is quite something else. And we're not even close to that, yet, if ever. Because the judiciary is still squarely on the left's side and has what I consider the deciding vote in any "election."

I'm not even sure how to go about resolving that without extreme measures. The DSA, the Islamists understand this and use the threat of violence to keep the judiciary from "making mistakes" that would stymie their ambitions.

It is working. To one degree or another.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (2Cry5)

78 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

79 {{{Lady in Black }}}

Unevolved humans want to rule others in a burnt out landscape. A story as old as the Stone age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

80 We are fed up with President Trump's constant yammering about how Iran is going to get it good and hard if they don't sign on to some bullshit ceasefire accord.“

The majority is just filing this under "Crying 'Wolf' in a crowded theater" now.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (xE0sV)

81 Washington Nearsider

Both Squadron and Sprue Brothers have the Eduard 1/32 Hybrid P-51B in stock for $165.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

82 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

83 "...to null loop the offending advert domains."

Burma Shave.

Posted by: Without a net at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)

84 What's left of my sibling relationships is finally falling apart from politics. It was inevitable, I suppose. But my support for Trump combined with the inescapable reality of the Left's true nature and its unholy alliance with Islamic theocratic fascism -- reminders of which is unendurable to them, those 60s progeny -- seems to have made conversation and social accord impossible. I am no less at fault; I cannot be silent or passive anymore. I cannot ignore over the threats I see.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (b4LBp)

85 "Oh dear. I seem to have triggered an alkie."

Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me.

You, of course, have absolutely no failings at all.

I'm a dickhead. You are an asshole.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (83MDL)

86 "We are fed up with President Trump's ..."

Heer heer!

Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (MWfyi)

87 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.


Or not.

Spock, "He knows Doctor."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

88 Figure out how to, “in a fair and equitable manner,” prevent customers from emptying the shelves of the “core” goods being sold at 30% below market prices.

The slackers, scum, cocksuckers, ne'er do wells, and bums will empty the store within 90 minutes of opening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

89 @57/NaCly Dog: "Wow. How much bandwidth is lost to all the monitoring?"

Lots, I'm guessing, and even though I'm blocking it, some of it still has to use up my bandwidth in order to then be analyzed and blocked before I see it.

"Just think of all those trackers as illegals inside the country. Good things happen when we deport the illegals."

I LIKE that analogy!

Another one: How much money is lost to useless government departments and ministries and their grafts, scams, and outright fraud? AFUERA!

https://youtu.be/JoUC3Lx2Vz0?t=24

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (O7YUW)

90 It's all fun and games until your ox gets gored.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (MWfyi)

91 Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me.

Glad I could brighten your day.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)

92 Edith Keeler

Kirk will save you.

Or not.

Spock, "He knows Doctor."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:56 AM (2GVsD)

But she's not even wearing a red shirt!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

93 But never Ox a Gore, all you hear about is climate change.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

94 r hennigantx

We are seeing it now in LA, that using the homeless for power retention leads to typhus and other communicable diseases.

NYC and it's rats are on that path. Keep the insurgents in rotting urban environs, and the problem self-corrects.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

95 I also expect next Tuesday's 8/11 SC election for the vacant senate seat to go to a runoff. It looks like it will be between Ralph Norman and Darlene Graham. She's slightly trailing, but neither will likely get to 50%. I'm voting for Norman, And will probably have to get out once again on 8/25 for the runoff and do it again. He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

96 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 06, 2026 08:00 AM (53oGX)

97 r hennigantx

Every farmer outside Topeka keeps a long arm in their tractor. As one trespasser found out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

98 Figure out how to, “in a fair and equitable manner,” prevent customers from emptying the shelves of the “core” goods being sold at 30% below market prices.


I laugh at the "30% below market prices". What is 30% of looted free?

Right now, their demographic is Wahooing the product out the door and selling it on card tables across the street. Why would they stop doing that just because it is "30% below market prices" ?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (xE0sV)

99 “Sweetened beverages” are the second-most purchased category of items using food stamps, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

The Mamdani store will have 4 isles of Sweetened Beverages.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

100 What the hell is wrong with people these days. This week a brother tries to hack his sister to death with a machete in Miami ( guess where he's from) and another f'd up person kills his family members and himself up in North Carolina.

And good luck trying to find anything out about Chad Williams in Twin Falls.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (KC5Lt)

101 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

102 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (rNQnT)

103 Remember

B.M., NYC was putting laundry detergent in locked cases because it was being shoplifted and resold to bodegas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)

104 For those interested in owning SpaceX stock, today is the first of several waves of employee shares coming to market. Between now and the end of the year 11 times the supply of shares sold at the IPO will become eligible to sell, meaning some percentage of those share will be sold and put pressure on the stock price. So even if you are wildly bullish about the company, and want to leave shares to your kids when you go (like me), it probably best serves your interest to let all this share supply hit the market and see where the stock price goes. Personally, I am hoping to buy in the $85-95 range.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (TXKq5)

105 also expect next Tuesday's 8/11 SC election for the vacant senate seat to go to a runoff. It looks like it will be between Ralph Norman and Darlene Graham. She's slightly trailing, but neither will likely get to 50%. I'm voting for Norman, And will probably have to get out once again on 8/25 for the runoff and do it again. He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Howdy neighbor. I'm also voting for Norman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (ex18v)

106 What happened to Kirill Basin?
Has the Hawai'i Democrat Party denounced him yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:44 AM (2GVsD)
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Never. He is even more qualified than before.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

107 Both Squadron and Sprue Brothers have the Eduard 1/32 Hybrid P-51B in stock for $165.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

To your mind, how does Eduard's take compare to Tamiya's?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (AdHga)

108 Good morning everyone.

8am.

CBC - Wildfires in BC.
CNN - Fauci Contempt vote by Senate, that black dead kid
and Buckees logo fight

MS Now - Blanche AG Nomination, Sen Tillis is on
FoxNews - Fauci

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:03 AM (Sco7b)

109 Ponce On The Internet did not do well when it debuted off Broadway in 1998. Most audiences were as yet unfamiliar with the Information Superhighway as tech innovator Al Gore had dubbed it, and didn't understand the concept of browsing, surfing, or chatrooms.
Plus it was plagued with pop up ads for boner pills.

Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Vance went on to add, “I think the American people would be shocked to learn — because I was certainly shocked when I learned it a few months ago — that when we send tax dollars to the states to administer the SNAP program, we have no visibility into who is ultimately getting those benefits.

de plan boss de plan

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

111 Remember, Tide Pods are not a horsdevoures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (i51dK)

112 If Trump comes out as pro pronounced hooterage he could sweep the mid terms.

Being pro pronounced hooterage has elements of all the things that made America Great in the first place…….

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (FCPbW)

113 The Tamiya will probably be less of a hassle to build as Eduard has made the entire MLG bay 3D printed for example.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (2GVsD)

114 101 100
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (/+uur)

Juuust a bit outside.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Uecker at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (wVcYX)

115 @98/Community Notes: "Right now, their demographic is Wahooing the product out the door and selling it on card tables across the street."

And when the shelves are bare, they'll strip the shelves themselves from the store and sell those.

Then they'll set fire to the building.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (O7YUW)

116 He's a fairly old guy, but that's not a bad thing in the current day "I'm never leaving office until I'm on a cold slab" politician.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

I honestly don’t understand why someone older than sixty-ish would want to be in politics. Trump’s energy level is amazing but he’s an outlier…. One gets close to 60 and you start to see the dim outlines of life’s finish line. Who in their right mind would want to spend their last 20-30 years dealing with lowlife politicians?? I say it’s a young persons game…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (CUP/i)

117 the inescapable reality of the Left's true nature and its unholy alliance with Islamic theocratic fascism

Its like the 40+ years dealing with murderous psychos in Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, Afghanistan, "Palestine", Lebanon, Pakistan et al are no clues whatsoever.

Never mind that the world has never known peace since Mohamed started burning down libraries.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (9Hs2w)

118 85 91 "Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me."

Well, I have now. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Posted by: Juan Ponce de León, Conquistador at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (/6r4m)

119 Voter theater.

His own actions speak louder than words.

Trump married into pronounced hooterage thrice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

120 85 91 "Oh dear, a ponce on the internet has responded to me." Well, I have now. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Posted by: Juan Ponce de León, Conquistador at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (/6r4m)

121 Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2026 07:55 AM (b4LBp)

I'm fortunate that I'm able to cut ties without an ounce of regret or second thoughts when push comes to shove. I compartmentalize pretty well and go about my life.

Faith is all that is required.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (KC5Lt)

122 “All of the programs that the fraud effort has focused on were set up for a high trust society,” he said. He pointed out that “when Congress was creating these programs, some of them almost 100 years ago, we didn’t expect that these programs were going to be attacked by fraudsters to the tunes of billions and billions of dollars a year.

Govt Benefit Death Penalty
1 count of fraud, no Benefits for life.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

123 Ponce de Leon?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:07 AM (i51dK)

124 "...but the war’s real story is this: Iran is steadily being broken by sanctions, isolation, and relentless military pressure. . . Bottom line? Iran is losing..."

But we haven't vaporized Tehran, so this can't possibly be true!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 07:50 AM (AdHga)
===

Every day the regime persists is a victory. For them.

Posted by: Edith Keeler at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

125 Lord in heaven, these pop-ups aren't even attractive. Mostly simpering 50-something ladies pretending to be interested. In what, God only knows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2026 07:12 AM (O0L8i)

Pop ups? (asked by us who use AdBlock Plus or Brave)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (hmYU4)

126 Ciao

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (2GVsD)

127 @108/Stateless: "CBC - Wildfires in BC."

Are they going on about how this is caused by:
- Climate Change?
- Colonialism?
- Systemic Racism?

I hate the CBC sooooo much. 1.1+ Billion tax dollars wasted every year financing these useless left-wing mouthpieces.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (O7YUW)

128 Then they'll set fire to the building.

Then the locals drug addicts can't use the hollowed out building for a shooting den.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (9Hs2w)

129 Anna Puma

Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

130 Adblockers are your friends.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (i51dK)

131 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (CUP/

Politics is power and power will always be desirable to some no matter the age.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (KC5Lt)

132 Midwest Chick's Thursday memes: https://tinyurl.com/m79b78jd
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
---------------
Thanks! I laughed at the picture of a smiling Mitch McConnell with the saying, "Senator McConnell is resting comfortably after a routine taxidermy procedure".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (mooCc)

133 I honestly don’t understand why someone older than sixty-ish would want to be in politics. Trump’s energy level is amazing but he’s an outlier…. One gets close to 60 and you start to see the dim outlines of life’s finish line. Who in their right mind would want to spend their last 20-30 years dealing with lowlife politicians?? I say it’s a young persons game…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM


Pfffffttt...

Posted by: The ghost of Strom Thurmond at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1)

134 What the hell is wrong with people these days. This week a brother tries to hack his sister to death with a machete in Miami ( guess where he's from) and another f'd up person kills his family members and himself up in North Carolina.

And good luck trying to find anything out about Chad Williams in Twin Falls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 08:01 AM (KC5Lt)

My daughter informed me that some social media influencer named Perez Hilton went on TikTok livestream two nights ago and started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down. Gruesome… he has major mental issues

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (CUP/i)

135 That Ponce guy sure doesn't know how to post a comment.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (/6r4m)

136 hmmm, predictable

"CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns."


Der lange Marsch durch die Institutionen (The Long March through Institutions).

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (g47mK)

137 Some people get all bent out of shape at me for saying that.

Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

138 The Tamiya will probably be less of a hassle to build as Eduard has made the entire MLG bay 3D printed for example.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:05 AM (2GVsD)

The 'part resin, part plastic' thing intrigues me, to be honest... I might give it a whirl, particularly if I can find a buyer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:10 AM (AdHga)

139 /hottest guest star sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

140 Are they going on about how this is caused by:
- Climate Change?
- Colonialism?
- Systemic Racism?

I hate the CBC sooooo much. 1.1+ Billion tax dollars wasted every year financing these useless left-wing mouthpieces.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:08 AM (O7YUW)

Probably climate change. I usually just pass through.

You'd think there could be some sort of forest management so this didn't happen every year.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b)

141 Maybe if you gave it a rest. Just one, single, day. If it bothers you so much, ignore it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

LOL

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (g47mK)

142 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

143 Front Toward Enemy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (i51dK)

144 Never mind that the world has never known peace since Mohamed started burning down libraries.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:06 AM (9Hs2w)
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Yeah! Mohammed did it! It's all his fault.

Posted by: Cain at August 06, 2026 08:11 AM (mooCc)

145 Looks like the future of America is Islamist and Marxist.

Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop eating Magic Mushrooms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (XV/Pl)

146 started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down.

Anything for clicks and contact engagement.

Social media - the herpes that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (9Hs2w)

147 Peet Buttplug has run for President, was the worst Transportation Secretary we've seen in generations and was a reasonably shitty mayor of a town in Indiana. Other than that, he was in the Navy.

What's his net worth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

148 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
What billionaires are going to be funding al-Sayed? The Dems don't have enough money nationally and while individual candidates like Ossoff and Talarico are getting donations al-Sayed isn't going to get a lot of non anonymous funds. The heavy hitters in the Dem party who are Jewish ain't getting anywhere near him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (KY+FT)

149 "Howdy neighbor. I'm also voting for Norman."

Mrs VIA and I both cast our ballots for Norman yesterday in the first day of early voting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (iMotb)

150 Yesh, let's get a Muslim Brotherhood plant into Senate. These are the same people who think that their gourmet burritos, delivered to their doorstep is a human right.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (g47mK)

151 Good morning JJ and horde
Have to leave the building to get this unsecured website

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 08:13 AM (z2NwH)

152 My daughter informed me that some social media influencer named Perez Hilton went on TikTok livestream two nights ago and started slashing himself with a knife. 15 minutes before the platform closed it down. Gruesome… he has major mental issues
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2026 08:09 AM (CUP/i)



What? A dick sucking, hollywood rumor milling, spastic overmedicated mental case had a breakdown?

No way......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (2YhKe)

153 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.


Long time, no see.

Hope you and yours are doing well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

154 Vance went on to add, “I think the American people would be shocked to learn — because I was certainly shocked when I learned it a few months ago — that when we send tax dollars to the states to administer the SNAP program, we have no visibility into who is ultimately getting those benefits.

So the solution is for fedguv to tax less, spend MUCH less, and let the states handle that - if they choose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

155 66 While we are talking about doing away with holidays, can we get rid of Labor Day too?
Posted by: fd

Then how will I know when to stop wearing my white bucks?

Posted by: Pat Boone For Swiss America at August 06, 2026 08:15 AM (JM9I6)

156 Remember, Tide Pods are not a horsdevoures.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2026 08:04 AM (i51dK)
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Of course not. They're a palate cleanser.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:16 AM (FZ29D)

157 Salty!

Doing well.

Still lurking on the tech thread, but have stuff on our plate that we need to move to the 'Completed' side of the plate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2026 08:16 AM (iMotb)

158 "CNN: Haley Stevens did well with working-class and African American voters.

Abdul El-Sayed "did very poorly" with those groups and "really just" ran up the score in college towns."

Similar to Crockett/Talarico in Texas.

Prediction: Rogers by 3 in Michigan.

Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.

And then, after those results are known, the Dem infighting will REALLY get going because of all the second-guessing.

Just in time for Kamala 2028.

It's going to be glorious.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 08:17 AM (AdHga)

159 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (S1Gwa)

160 I'm off. Got a charter today, and it's going to be 100 deg F with the humidex accounted for. Gonna be miserable today in the big yellow tin can.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (O7YUW)

161 Yeah! Mohammed did it! It's all his fault.

Posted by: Cain


Unlike Mohammed, Cain built a city, had offspring who created an orchestra, mastered agriculture, engaged in metallurgy and built items of iron and bronze, pretty much built civilization within a generation.

What is Mohammed's legacy and contribution to society?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (/TiS1)

162 NYC was putting laundry detergent in locked cases because it was being shoplifted and resold to bodegas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD)
=====

We still live that way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

163 Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.


There are rumblings that they're considering starting their own political party. The Laws Don't Apply To Us and Give Us Money Party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

164 That's one nice thing I like about being in Sonoma. I get to pick my own fvcking shampoo off the shelf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

165 In re: Fauci--

I think one of the Senators should have asked if invoking the 5th Amendment meant that he was declining the auto-pen's pardon.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (yX0mH)

166 I think one of the Senators should have asked if invoking the 5th Amendment meant that he was declining the auto-pen's pardon.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (yX0mH)


He'd have replied to that question as he replied to the others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

167 There are rumblings that they're considering starting their own political party. The Laws Don't Apply To Us and Give Us Money Party.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
----
I thought the Dems already had the lock on those positions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)

168 159 Haley Stevens lost to Abdul The al-Qaeda Guy by less than 1%, when he was said to be leading by double digits going into election day.

He won 30 counties. She won 53, including ALL the core Detroit Metro counties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 06, 2026 08:18 AM (S1Gwa)

I am wondering 8f the Democratic vote fraud machine didn't help her out, just not enough.

I'm surprised they haven't ramped it out to take out the commies.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (Sco7b)

169 Today Is National IPA DAY (India Pale Ale Beer Day)

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

170 I'm off. Got a charter today, and it's going to be 100 deg F with the humidex accounted for. Gonna be miserable today in the big yellow tin can.

Why am I thinking of Tommy Chong as the busdriver in National Lampoon's "Senior Trip"?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (/TiS1)

171 I thought the Dems already had the lock on those positions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)


The Dems have started publicly giving money to other groups also. That ain't gonna fly, homie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

172 Prediction: Rogers by 3 in Michigan.

Black voters are the most reliable Dem bloc, and the Dems are kicking them in the dick over and over.

It's going to have repercussions. They won't swing to the right, but they'll stop spending money, time, and energy on Dems and they'll show up in smaller numbers. That will have an outsized impact on election results.“

Black voters in Texas are pissed because the Dem Party did a bunch of underhanded shit during the primary to make sure the twink won, and Jasmine lost. And they know about it.

And as you say, they’ll never vote Republican; they’ll just drop out and not vote at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 08:21 AM (pfrqN)

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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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