Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"

You probably have cleared your organic hard-drive of this nasty buffoon. He's the guy who ruined Miss America aspirant's chances by demanding she say that transgenders should be allowed to compete in Miss America. When she -- rather stunned by the question -- babbled out a careful answer that ultimately ended in "no," Hilton declared her answer "ugly."

His whole career, if you can call it that, consisted of spreading gossip and attacking people posting pictures of his enemies after having crudely drawn semen on their faces.

He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children and disappeared into a well-earned obscurity.

Apparently he's not handling that obscurity well.

Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to Harm Himself on Livestream
Law enforcement and emergency workers responded to Mr. Hilton's house after he appeared to hurt himself on a TikTok stream Tuesday.

Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger, was hospitalized after he appeared to harm himself on camera during a TikTok livestream on Tuesday, the authorities said.
The Miami-Dade Sheriff's Office said Wednesday morning that Mr. Hilton had been transported from his home in Miami to a hospital, where he was receiving medical attention after "livestreaming acts of self-harm on social media."
Video clips and screenshots from the livestream circulated widely online, appearing to show Mr. Hilton, 48, in distress and injuring himself on camera.

Cutting himself with a kitchen knife, they mean.

A representative for Mr. Hilton, Dante Rusciolelli, wrote in an email on Wednesday that he had no additional information on Mr. Hilton's condition. "Our focus remains on Perez's health, recovery, and the privacy of both him and his family during this incredibly difficult time," he said.
Later on Wednesday, a statement on Mr. Hilton's website said, "We can confirm that Perez is receiving medical care, and our family's focus right now is on his well-being."
"Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

There is a disturbing clip of his Tik Tok Cutting Sesh on X. I wouldn't watch it. It shows him covered in his own blood screaming "I'm doing this for my children!"

Video here.

What he can do for his children is not contest Florida's likely move to take his children away and place them in the home of a non-lunatic.

*checks to see why Perez Hilton is trending* pic.twitter.com/Fnntge5ujx
— Mike, the Brooklyn smartass *or so I've been told* (@brooklynmike21) August 5, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qkj0f)

2 Is he running for Senate or something?

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (KsZMV)

3 Channel D is open

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 06, 2026 01:22 PM (qkj0f)

4 yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (wOO3z)

5 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:23 PM (bFu5X)

6 Well, I mean, sure, the kids would have benefited from the life insurance payout maybe....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:24 PM (aJQbY)

7 Anyway....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (wOO3z)

8 What he can do for his children is not contest Florida's likely move to take his children away and place them in the home of a non-lunatic.

Beats other parts of the country taking people's children away for not letting teachers sexually mutilate them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

9 What will happen to his purchased children?

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM (enNUy)

10 What will happen to his purchased children?
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:25 PM

Repossessed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (bFu5X)

11 Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

12 The world is full of broken people.

I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (N1DT3)

13 This asshole mental defective shouldn't be anywhere near kids.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (wOO3z)

14 Delete yourself. For your children.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (dK+Kv)

15 Perez Hilton, the celebrity blogger
......

He's no Ace.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (UjdFS)

16 He has kids??

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (Sco7b)

17 Willowed: ok this is too funny. Schumer endorsed al-Sayed. al-Sayed then said he favored Chris Van Hollen to replace Schumer
Endorsing muzzies won't make them like Jews, Chuckie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 01:27 PM (KY+FT)

18 But he seemed so normal.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (/k3in)

19 Apparently TikTok let this freak stream his separation with reality for nearly 30 minutes before taking it down.

There are a whole lot of sickos out there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:28 PM (2Cry5)

20 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
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I was just about to skim right past this post

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

21 Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

22 Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
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Jesus.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (fsIaS)

23 So the gay drugs really, really don't let you feel anything.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (enNUy)

24 His whole career, if you can call it that, consisted of spreading gossip and attacking people posting pictures of his enemies after having crudely drawn semen on their faces.

-
Well, at least he's classy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:30 PM (ndZc7)

25 Wait. Stop. Ace, stop it. Stop your bullshit and fake news.

You mean to tell me that this creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo is a creepy mentally-ill leeching weirdo?

I shan't believe it. I just shan't!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

26 >>"Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike

Ace really doesn't give himself enough credit.

He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (2YhKe)

28
Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?
Posted by: Bulg

=================

She revealed herself as a kook some time ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (mmrXZ)

29 Elric -

Style Guide says the second 'shan't' should be 'shannot'. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (aJQbY)

30 Didn't Carrie Prejean, the contestant that he ruined, recently go on a rant about Israel and the JOOS, or something?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)
====
Yeah, she's a Tuqr-Candace-style joosdidit chick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (JvZF+)

31 Just another example of how men aren't supposed to swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (2YhKe)

32

I am strangely turgid...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (i9ubo)

33
Are we sure the Perez Hilton video wasn't

a campaign ad?

Cuz based on his argument, Ol' Perri would make as good a Senator for Florida as Talarico would for Texas.

He's got my vote!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iJfKG)

34 What kind of children name their father "Perez"?

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (KsZMV)

35 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
________

Bro's got this?

https://tinyurl.com/y6phk3fk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

36 I keep getting emails from GoFundMe about how Washington state "needs my help".

Washington ranks 45th in tax competitiveness according to the Tax Foundation, and has elected actual communists to Congress.

Washington can go fuck itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:34 PM (IG3/x)

37 Washington can go fuck itself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Is Spokane still burning?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

38 Well, bye.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (iySPJ)

39 Kids need a mom and a dad. I'm really not sure what the answer to gay adoption and surrogacy is other than banning it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, doing her best to give her kids a normal life at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (Wt5PA)

40 I never liked the term "self harm." Sounds like a vague euphemism for what it really is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

41 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

Sick.

Burn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (2YhKe)

42 That mountain bike so fvcking ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (JvZF+)

43 He has kids??

For some meaning of "has," undoubtedly.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (vTZFs)

44 Better him then me

Posted by: Doug at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (B1+sW)

45 I had no idea there were gay neanderthals.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

46 Ick, at least the authorities realized they needed to pull him out of the house before he decided he needed to knife the kids too.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (PV+Zw)

47
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream, Screaming "I'm Doing This for My Children!"
--------

When the thing you do is bad enough that no clickbait headline could make it sound any more interesting, that's how you know it's bad.

"Perez Hilton Made One Mistake - Then Everything Changed"

"The Surprising Side of Perez Hilton No One Talks About"

"You Won't Believe What Perez Hilton Has Been Up To!"

"The Real Reason Perez Hilton Was Hospitalized"

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (fsIaS)

48
The world is full of broken people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

=================

Add money/power and stir. Yields one serving of personal disaster.

Seems like this has been a toxic combo going back to ancient history. Not much we can do about it except keep exhorting people to raise and educate their kids well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

49 Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

***

Thanks for my laugh for the day.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (lCppi)

50 Long time attention seeker seeks yet more attention.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)

51 Is Spokane still burning?
Posted by: Bulg

Looks like so. The whole state and OR have dozens of fires. But this is called summer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (diia5)

52
I never liked the term "self harm." Sounds like a vague euphemism for what it really is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

Well, to be fair..."Sloppy Masturbation with a Knife" doesn't just roll off the tongue.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iJfKG)

53 Long time attention seeker seeks yet more attention.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 01:37 PM (8mulE)

What broken, drugged up, mentally insane lunatics won't do for attention these days.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

54 Is Spokane still burning?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah, more dry weather is causing them to flare up again, from what I'm seeing.

But the solution isn't begging for money from out of state.

The solution is pitchforks and torches in Olympia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (IG3/x)

55 Perez Hilton. No, I've never heard of her. Does she post here?
Bet she ain't no Piper!

Posted by: Case at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (fV9m3)

56 I'm getting the same GoFundMe emails about Washington State. LULZ. Get Bent.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (2CeDH)

57 "I'm Doing This for My Children!"

Well, he was right about this. His "children" are certainly much better off without their dangerous, lunatic "father" around.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

58 There but for the Grace of God....

Interestingly, Deadline didn't cover this. I was surprised. However, since it's a Hollywood thread, they did have this about a movie I'm amazed is being made.

EXCLUSIVE: Here is your first full trailer for Jonathan Majors‘ comeback movie, Run Hide Fight: Infidels, a sequel of sorts to The Daily Wire‘s 2020 movie Run Hide Fight.

The film sparked a level of controversy online five weeks ago when its provocative logline was revealed as follows:

“When radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels in a makeshift caliphate, a ragtag band of red-blooded students, a security guard tired of ‘Uncle Tom’ smears, and a Delta Force vet must arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)

59 Who raises 'his' kids? I'm quite sure it's not him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:39 PM (2YhKe)

60 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)

61 >>Yeah, more dry weather is causing them to flare up again, from what I'm seeing.

The weather and the arsonists, yes.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (uzmqU)

62 Bet she ain't no Piper!
Posted by: Case

No one can replace Piper. I miss her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

63 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (6jy2V)

His chosen spirit has long since taken over, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (2YhKe)

64 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
___

*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (3fZgy)

65
The world is full of broken people.

I'd say most of them end up on the left, but there are broken people everywhere.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 01:26 PM (N1DT3)

I wouldn't go so far as to say that all commies are broken, kookoo bananas nut cases. But I WILL say that all broken, kookoo bananas nut cases turn out to be commies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

66 Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire!

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (T7fic)

67 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

A lobotomy and an exorcism?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

68
No one can replace Piper. I miss her.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (77rzZ)

Damn pet caused tumors........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

69 So how much tik tok money does he get from all the clicks?

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (enNUy)

70 Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (T7fic)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

71 >>No one can replace Piper. I miss her.

She was too young.

*Pours out Kale Juice*

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:41 PM (uzmqU)

72 The video has been taken down. But I'll bet any amount of money this dude was pumped so full of illegal drugs he didn't know what planet he was on.

Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad

Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

73
If you want to see a cool, non-self harm video, some astronomers did indeed manage to image the dust cloud caused by that Falcon 9 2nd stage impact on the Moon the other night:

https://t.ly/9GYMo

That's some pretty damned impressive imaging. Note how the disc of the Moon is blacked out. To actually see the dust, it had to be so overexposed that the Moon itself would be saturated whiteout. I don't know how they managed this, but it's quite impressive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (w6EFb)

74 I for one was shocked to learn that Perez Hilton has mental stability problems.

(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)

75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

76 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z)

77 If this fucktard retains custody of "his children" there's no hope. Dude belongs in an asylum, in a rubber room.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)

78 He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2026 01:32 PM (uzmqU)
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The sad thing is the Book of Important Gay Bloggers has sold more copies than the Hitchhikers' Guide the Galaxy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (FZ29D)

79 Who smells the self-punishment due to guilt on this one? And, "doing it for my kids" doesn't convince me otherwise. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (dIske)

80
Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

I'm betting he was on a serious regimen of anti-depressants, pain killers and ketamine.

Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

81 I wouldn't go so far as to say that all commies are broken, kookoo bananas nut cases.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

True enough. Some of them are murderous sociopathic nut cases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (IG3/x)

82 76 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wOO3z

Thank you. I didn't want to bring it up, but if that ever happened to me, I want to slice too.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (Sco7b)

83 I for one was shocked to learn that Perez Hilton has mental stability problems.

(closed captioning for the sarcasm-impaired: not really)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (IG3/x)

A 50 year old on Tik Tok is even more surprising. Look, as a parent you need to leave something for your kids to rebel against you about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

84 Speaking of the Jews . . .

Schumer endorses Abdul El-Sayed then, within hours . . .

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
El Sayed Backs Chris Van Hollen to Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

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Lie down with dogs, Chuckie, get up with fleas.

P.S. I'm not sure I should thank Jesus for this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

85 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

86 Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire!

And yet, the left can't stop shitting on capitalism and all the benefits it grants to even the most worthless, talent free jackwagons........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

87 > 75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)

88 In retrospect "Perez Hilton" is probably less gay sounding.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (vTZFs)

89 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Yes. Quite the limelight he chose to sunbathe in........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (2YhKe)

90 I'm betting he was on a serious regimen of anti-depressants, pain killers and ketamine.

Do a tox. I bet he's a smorgasbord of pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

That's why drug users should be poor. That way you can only afford so much crap to pour into your body.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (uhVAy)

91 Lie down with dogs, Chuckie, get up with fleas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Fortunately, sous-videing kills all the fleas.
-- B. Hussein Obama

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (77rzZ)

92
Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

Shouldn't be be mowing Elizabeth Warren's lawn?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

93 > 75 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (77rzZ)

Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)
----
I vaguely remembering him being the center of some celebrity scandal a couple of decades ago. Don't think he was the cause so much as the dude who brought it to light.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (FZ29D)

94 "Perez Hilton" - reminds me of "Alpa Chino" from Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (H5Io+)

95 > He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children and disappeared into a well-earned obscurity.

I am really concerned by this trend of buying children this way. I honestly have no idea what, if anything, can be done. Surrogacy can be very helpful to loving couples who would be great parents. But it's also being used by awful people who shouldn't be around children at all.

I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

96 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

Being named Mario should have been a far more popular tik tok name than Perez Hilton.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

97 I've been hitting myself with a hammer over on TikTok and I'm normal in every way.

Posted by: The Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (JM9I6)

98 I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm more a may he feel the fires of Hell kind of guy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (ndZc7)

99
Yep. He came on the blogging scene when Paris was the It Girl du jour.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 01:45 PM (IG3/x)

I guess I missed my opportunity to blog stupid gossip shit after Kim Kardashian's porno came out.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)

100 Notice to Side Sleepers: Try the Butterfly Method Tonight!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (wOO3z)

101 Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob

Looks Portuguese.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (77rzZ)

102 Gay Icon and depraved raving lunatic have long been interchangeable descriptors.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (7vHVU)

103 The video has been taken down. But I'll bet any amount of money this dude was pumped so full of illegal drugs he didn't know what planet he was on.

Mental illness + heavy drugs = very very bad

Gay men are usually heavy into meth. That's one of the worst drugs out there. Run away.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

I knew that lithium can be bad for your kidneys, and that's why Pooky had metabolic panels done biannually, but I didn't know about lithium intoxication until his kidneys were trying to shut down. He was convinced he was in a space station, fighting off aliens (the nurses) and a witch (me). Don't worry, he's since apologized.

Posted by: pookysgirl has had a rocky year at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)

104 Hey P Rez 72hr involuntary committ., a syringe loaded with sodium amytal injected into you and 24 hr round the clock monitoring by the goon squad. Repeat. No contact with children ever again.

Posted by: little people at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (ehY6c)

105 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)

106 Darn! The video is no longer available.
I wanted to watch it. It can't stand him.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

107
Nice reply to muslim whining by a Japanese woman:

https://instapundit.com/815074/

Should pretty much be the standard American reply as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (iJfKG)

108 He then paid a surrogate to give him a couple of Fashion Accessory Children
-

So, Hilton was never Marriot?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (ohSsM)

109 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (ndZc7)

Schumer endorsed El Sayed ???

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (g47mK)

110 Why does Paul think I should care that Perez Hilton is a multimillionaire? . It doesn't seem to have helped him avoid major mental health problems and possible drug abuse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (xPsv8)

111 I guess he finally had too much anal nitrate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM (2YhKe)

112 I always thought self-immolation was a better option for internet attention whores.

Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (qwype)

113 I'm watching RFK cut up Dana Bash again. Much better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)

114 "CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

what does that mean??

"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)

115 I feel sorry for the poor EMTs who had to respond. Hope they tripled the PPE.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (enNUy)

116 Those kids need to be taken away from him forever.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

117 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)

118 This event validates that we not only allow the truly insane to walk the streets but we give them a platform to spread same.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (51ygH)

119
I have no idea who this is , but I hope he receives some mental and spiritual help.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

In all seriousness, "Perez Hilton," as he billed himself, was a HUGE internet star until TMZ caught him and celebrities took to Instagram and started breaking their own news and releasing their own sex tapes. At times, I confess, I found him catchy and funny. I remember a picture of Lindsey Lohan he posted stumbling out of some club leaning on someone in her retinue and Hilton captioned it "Lindsey Lohan exits club with seeing eye friend."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (mmrXZ)

120 I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2026 01:47 PM (mkw2N)

Well off folks in the past often helped raise poorer folks' kids if they showed promise. William Tecumseh Sherman was 'part adopted' by the rich Senator in town, he had to add William to his name to have a Christian name for the new family. His mom lived nearby with IIRC his other siblings.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)

121 Did he intentionally name himself "Perez Hilton" because it sounds like "Paris Hilton?"

Real name (per Bing) is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:44 PM (vTZFs)

Should have gone with Rico Suave Lorenzo Llamas.

Posted by: It's All Make Believe at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (wVcYX)

122 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)

Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

123 I'm watching RFK cut up Dana Bash again. Much better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (JvZF+)

I'm starting to think she likes that treatment...

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (lCppi)

124 *lose

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

125 Well off folks in the past often helped raise poorer folks' kids if they showed promise. William Tecumseh Sherman was 'part adopted' by the rich Senator in town, he had to add William to his name to have a Christian name for the new family. His mom lived nearby with IIRC his other siblings.
Posted by: Oldcat

The guy who adopted Sherman was the first Secretary of the Interior. Sherman married his daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

126 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)

127 CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up

Isn't that the least "dramatic" change possible?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (vTZFs)

128 If this fucktard retains custody of "his children" there's no hope. Dude belongs in an asylum, in a rubber room.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 01:43 PM (2Cry5)
====

Who are you to break up this family!!
-the child welfare

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (JvZF+)

129 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)

I don't think you need invoke Satan for the motivation of an influencer on the downside of their career deciding to do something big to gain one more viral splash.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)

130
Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream

--------

A good start.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)

131 center of some celebrity scandal a couple of decades ago"

Leave Brittany alone!

(Yeah, different idiot...)

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (XuXeR)

132 Doof-

Don't get all weepy when performs that gay ass Robin Hood song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)

133 "CNN: Dems' chances in the Michigan Senate race are down dramatically following El-Sayed primary win"

what does that mean??

"DDHQ Michigan senate ratings change following Abdul El-Sayed primary win

🔵 Lean D -> 🟡 Toss-up

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)

The circular firing squad is going to be absolutely epic. The Dems believe Michican and Texas are both winnable. Michigan actually IS winnable for them.

They're going to lose them both.

And black Dems are going to scream and rage that they WOULD HAVE WON both seats if they had only listened to what black Dems said they wanted.

Just in time for Kamala's primary race to begin.

Absolutely *chefs kiss*

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (AdHga)

134 OK, I can't help it !

"
@jarvis_best
3h
What each political faction is doing to lower the cost of burritos:

- Libertarian: import 40 million immigrants from burrito making countries, destroy country but hey things are cheap

- MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

- Liberal: Vow to form a Congressional Burrito Cost Study Committee, which will recommend the creation of a United States Burrito Agency. The USBA will have the authority to review and approve of burrito prices after all stakeholders have been consulted. Burrito NGOs are expected to make billions from government grants.

Trad con: Point out that burritos are cheaper if you fill them with dirt instead of meat.

DSA: Run for office on a platform of beheading the fat cats at Big Burrito. Win in a landslide. Have the lawyers release a statement that as it turns out you aren’t ALLOWED to behead people for burrito crimes. Time magazine names you Person of the Year anyway"

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)

135 The guy who adopted Sherman was the first Secretary of the Interior. Sherman married his daughter.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

also US Senator from Ohio by the time of the ACW.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (uhVAy)

136 Psychotic break or demonic possession? Potato, potaw-toh. He needs spiritual cleansing and a whole lot of healing. I truly hope his parents are around for the kids.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 01:51 PM (lCppi)

I think you misspelled 'exorcism.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)

137 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
---------
*sadz*

Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

138 Abdul durka durka jihad jihad ElShitthebed seems a little crazy even for a commie.

I love seeing the geriatric Dems tie themselves to him and Piker.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (7vHVU)

139 Former Internet Celebrity Perez Hilton Hospitalized After Repeatedly Cutting Himself During a Livestream

--------

A good start.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (lsrsS)

I don't see why we are complaining about a good job of editing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

140 Ace hates people "gossiping" he is strictly paid for disinformation.

Posted by: Paul at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (T7fic)

141 Doof-

Don't get all weepy when performs that gay ass Robin Hood song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (wOO3z)

That's the beer break signal

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (S0M0K)

142 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Jesus Red Roof Inn

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 01:55 PM (rNQnT)

143 I guess he finally had too much anal nitrate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:49 PM

Dude...that's not how you're supposed to do whippets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (bFu5X)

144 Manuel Radisson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (wOO3z)

145 Schumer endorsed El Sayed ???
Posted by: runner

https://tinyurl.com/yc4a297d

You know, like cockroaches endorsing Raid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

146 Not watching a video of the fag.

I did see a photo of him yesterday, lying in a hospital bed. Unsure when it was taken as maybe he's had a dramatic turn in the past.

He had a nasogastric tube & I wondered why. Not enough to read the article or his past medical history, however. I am not interested in this gossip fag.

Incredibly sad that surrogates or adoption agencies give babies & children to homos and lesbos. They then corrupt their minds & are later proud to be the parents of transoids.

The bs of love is love & Chad has two mommies is evil. Nothing good can come of brainwashing these kids from an early age. Look at Rosie's daughter who's now in prison.

Children need a mother & father in their lives. Preferably in marriage, unless one is abusive & divorce follows. The divorce curve has not changed much since we got married 47yrs ago...it was 50/50 then to not divorce and peaked in 1981. Now 41% because I looked it up. Possibly less weddings since the '80's?

While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?

Marry your best friend.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

147 *lose
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM (2YhKe)

"loose" made the comment even funnier!

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)

148 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)

Paco Bell Resort Motel.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (AdHga)

149 Number 1, top drawer item on my news feed today is, 'LAX workers make absolutely disgusting discovery inside airline food catering company'. Glad Brave has it's priorities in order.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (51ygH)

150 who?

Posted by: Esperman at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (lXuCG)

151 So the odds of his psychotic break being related to him being a "former" internet celebrity are?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (/k3in)

152 Tulsa Travelodge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)

153 I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night. Maybe he'll dedicate "Cuts Like a Knife" to Perez?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:48 PM (S0M0K)

Did you loose your ballsack in a poker game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:52 PM

I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

154 137 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
---------
*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

Castilla Motel 6? uhhh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (mP0Kj)

155 osted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (ndZc7)

he must be on drugs

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

156 - MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (g47mK)

MAGA: Use special forces to topple a leftist regime in a key burrito making nation. More burritos in that country, no difference in burritos in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

157 Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After Appearing to watch gladiator movies on Livestream

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (txoHD)

158
He's way out in front of Perez Hilton in my book of Important Gay Bloggers.
Posted by: garrett
==
Literally no one at AOS HQ raises an eyebrow over the fact that Garrett has his very own book of Important Gay Bloggers. Because of course he does.

Posted by: Crocs say it in a special way at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (anL5R)

159 Soto Venetian actually sounds pretty cool.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (7vHVU)

160 You know who else is a former celebrity?

Posted by: Chuy at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

161 Did somebody not tell this trainwreck that the cartels and chinese giving away fentanyl practically for free?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (iySPJ)

162
"loose" made the comment even funnier!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (S0M0K)

So, you're admitting it? You've changed, man.......

You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

163 Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

you can put it on your X feed, like the other guy

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (g47mK)

164 he must be on drugs
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

leftist. Of course he is on drugs, they all are. Or 'self care' as they call it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

165 I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

166 Knife's Inn.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (2Ez/1)

167 Burritos?

Chipotle Takes Jalapeños Off The Menu After New Diarrhea Scare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)

168
I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (2YhKe)

169 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?

Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)

170 Shot: I'm going to see Bryan Adams on Sunday night.

Chaser: https://youtu.be/ME9G-pfZk80

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (/k3in)

171
I suppose this is true of most things. Evil people can extort just about anything. But I don't see much difference between rich people buying children from desperate families and rich people paying a surrogate to give birth to a child. Most western people would see the issue with the first.
Posted by: bonhomme
======
Some things are above commerce and should not be bought or sold. The values of the marketplace always end up in the gutter of humanity.

Like it appears true that Carthaginian families bought kids so that when the time came to sacrifice a kid to Molech, they put forward the adoptee. For a long time modern asshole historians argued that was just a myth--it wasn't--that whole rancid Phoenician culture practiced child sacrifice and they spread it to their colonies like Carthage. Archealogical evidence is on the Roman historian's side there.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (E4rtv)

172 All Ds supporting Al-Jihad are disgusting trash, and are no better than the commies who united with Aytollah and brought him to power. Fuck them.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (g47mK)

173 Knife's Inn.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Stolen. You don't see many of those around anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (wOO3z)

174 Let's try this again:

You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it NOT be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

175 Schumer is my Senator and I can't stand him, but there's a certain pathos watching him stumble into retirement. Nah, fuck him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (KY+FT)

176 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)

All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)

177 You don't have to invoke satan, he's here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (51ygH)

178 it was 50/50 then to not divorce and peaked in 1981. Now 41% because I looked it up. Possibly less weddings since the '80's?

While I know I am blessed.. was I just lucky or did I go into it knowing he would not change, loved him as he is, and we were fine with neither changing?

Marry your best friend.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 01:56 PM (hzuYO)

M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)

179 @167 as opposed to what , the old Chipotle diarrhea scare?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (KY+FT)

180 169 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken

Nowadays if someone shoot you in the street, you get a bunch of people around your dying body taking selfies and video to put on the internet. So I can see why it took 30 minutes before someone made a call.

Plus so much of the shit on the internet is fake and gay anyway so they might have thought it was a stunt.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (E4rtv)

181 MAGA: Tweet about it. Do nothing.

-
GOPe battlecry: Wouldn't Be Prudent!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (ndZc7)

182 At the absolute peak of the blogging boom in the late 2000s, Hilton's blog was an advertising powerhouse.

Also, according to reports by The New York Times, Hilton brought in about $3,000 monthly directly from TikTok's Creator Fund before losing his original footprint on the app.

Hilton has faced a highly turbulent relationship with TikTok. He was permanently banned from his initial account (which had 1.6 million followers) in December 2020 for violating community guidelines regarding harassment and bullying.

"Perez Hilton Is Hospitalized After APPEARING to Harm Himself on Livestream." And then TikTok shutdown Perez' newest account.

5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.

BTW, he was born Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. and chose his pseudonym as a play on Paris Hilton. He's 48 and has three kids, roughly 9 to 13. He used different gestational surrogates for each pregnancy, but all three children share the same anonymous egg donor. Hopefully, none of his genes were involved.

Loser. Taxpayers will be keeping him and his kids, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (NFX2v)

183 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 01:53 PM (wGerL)
---------
*sadz*
Posted by: Santa Ana Ramada Inn at August 06, 2026 01:54 PM (amcLV)

Hola!

Posted by: Gonzalez Super 8 at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (wVcYX)

184 Iranians watching the goings on in the US , the steep rise of the red-green alliance, are pulling their hair out, trying to warn us of the impending doom.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)

185 I heard they're making Garrett's Book of Important Gay Bloggers into a movie.

Posted by: Wally at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (avzFa)

186 Hayward-Thomas-Baldwin Titty Twister.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

187 Face it, you're getting the squirts any which way going to Chipotle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (wOO3z)

188 Someone on X commented that Hilton's stream was live for over 30 minutes before anyone stepped in. Wut?
Posted by: Octochicken at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM (oCS0o)

All four people watching thought it was a Halloween gag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (2YhKe)
______

There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

189
5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.

I think you mean 5150......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

190 I saw the dBs open for REM at the UMass Fine Arts Center in 1984. REM blew chunks.

Posted by: Radio Free at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (qUkBO)

191 175 Schumer is my Senator and I can't stand him, but there's a certain pathos watching him stumble into retirement. Nah, fuck him

Posted by: Smell the Glove
---

Don't know what pathos means but he's always been a jack ass and seeing those he shepherded for so many years turn on him is pleasing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (51ygH)

192 M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat
=======
Because the secret sauce is unfaithfullness is baked into the M-M relationship--the number of partners of gays of a typical male gay makes even leaves Bonnie Blue in awe.

But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)

193 So, you're admitting it? You've changed, man.......

You really need to separate yourself from the fashion part of the ONT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:59 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)

194
But both M-M and F-F have high rates of domestic violence compared with M-F with lesbians ahead of every grouping except bisexual women.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:05 PM (E4rtv)

Although the F-F couple and their adopted black daughter have calmed, or just kept it indoors, over the last couple years, all the did was yell at each other.....and the kid. I never heard them talk, only yelling all the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

195 Don't marry your best friend. Because it promotes your second best friend to a status they didn't earn.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (fsIaS)

196 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
---

He looked like bloody meat loaf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)

197 5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating.

I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)
-------
5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)

198 Who is Perez Hilton?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

199 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

200 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

To quote Jimmy Durante singing "Make Someone Happy"

Fame, if you win it,
Comes and goes in a minute,
Where's the real stuff in life, to cling to?
Love is the answer
Someone to love is the answer
Once you've found her
Build your world around her

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

201 He looked like bloody meat loaf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (51ygH)

Most recipes suggest ketchup for meatloaf

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (uhVAy)

202
Yeah, I'm going. He's a great performer from what I've seen in vids. Never saw him live so kind of a check the box thing. Pat Benatar is the opening act. Going with my sister. Should be a good time.
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)

Well, hopefully Benatar has gotten better over the years. SpongeBro saw her headline at Six Flags once. Huey Lewis opened for her. Her show was so boring, they brought Lewis back out to 'assist.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (2YhKe)

203 90% of money raised for tragedies never gets to people affected by the tragedy.

Posted by: Charity Realities at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Bz1XI)

204 20 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.
=====

I was just about to skim right past this post
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

The genius of Ace. Skip past this otherwise uninteresting post when that grenade was thrown into it?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (9ZFZd)

205
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!

Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)

206 "Lavandeira" sounds like the name of a Brazilian bathhouse.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (88C+u)

207 2:05

CNN - sen Paul to give Fauci prosecution to DOJ

MS Now z- Katy Tur - not topless yet - majority of Americans give Trump failing grade on economy

FoxNews - Madmani and communism bad

CBC - Trump tariffs on Canada

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

208 "5051, for starters. He was due that so long ago. His family and team confirmed he is safe and communicating."

I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

5051 / 5150 - whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (S0M0K)

209 -------
5051 is where thy hospitalize you for no reason at all.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (amcLV)

A 5150 hold is California's 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (2YhKe)

210 I once saw Bryan Adams open for Def Leppard. It was a pretty good show.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:01 PM

Yeah...to be fair this was about 20 years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (bFu5X)

211 197. I think you mean 5150......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

👍 5150 mental health hold law

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:09 PM (NFX2v)

212 Who is Perez Hilton?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

The next Democrat Senator from somewhere

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (fsIaS)

213 Javier La Quinta

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (iySPJ)

214 Cenobites got to him early I see

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (xcxpd)

215 You can actually say you saw someone open for someone else and have it be a joke?

Does the Style Guide know this?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:00 PM

It can happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (bFu5X)

216 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (EIBfx)

217 That was before Bryan Adams traded his nuts in for an extension of his career by writing songs with his vagina.
Posted by: Sponge
======
I guess his song "Cuts like a Knife" was self wish prophesy.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

218 Was anything cut off and set on fire? It's not a party until there is a flaming apendage

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (jrgJz)

219 Lavanderia- Laundromat

This is fitting. He gets loads dropped in him all day long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (wOO3z)

220 CBC - Trump tariffs on Canada
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (Sco7b)

They never mention the 300 percent Canadian Tariffs on Dairy and Milk, which means Canadians spend way too much on their bags of milk.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

221 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

Now if you break it down...I have to show my ID to get in a government building, drive, get on a plane, get into a Mamdani government store and on and on. Why? Well because they need to see proof you are who you claim you are.

Now the ICE agent part is a nice touch because this is the left trying to scare its people into voting as they've present ICE as a modern incarnation of the SS.

I would assume any national ID requirement would have election workers reviewing your ID just like they currently cross your name off the "voted" list when giving you a ballot just now they'd see some proof you are who you claim you are before letting you vote

But why would any citizen fear ICE?

And this is the other part this is a message to illegals that they better vote now or they won't get to in 2 years...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

222 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)

223 "Perez Hilton is the most important blogger and gay icon of the Internet Age," declared AOS commenter "garrett." He then bragged about his fucking mountain bike.

-LOL Ace. So cruel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

224 They're committing Van Halen to the hospital?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)

225 216 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones
======
I almost understood that but drew back from the abyss just in the nick of time.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

226 How I will remember today in my head:
At AoSHQ today I heard that a gay Chipotle burrito got diarrhea from mountain biking during a livestream at a motel.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM

I see you know this grapevine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (bFu5X)

227 5150 was one of our shittier albums but sold exceptionally well.

Posted by: Van Halen at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (Bz1XI)

228 Just another drama queen.
Don't know. Don't care.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (TezPK)

229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
____

Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

230 They never mention the 300 percent Canadian Tariffs on Dairy and Milk, which means Canadians spend way too much on their bags of milk.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

President Trump is right, we're horrible trade partners.

4 Liters of milk in three bags is about $6 to $7.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 06, 2026 02:12 PM (Sco7b)

231 Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Fame leads people to do all sorts of stupid things and I suspect the withdrawal of fame for some is the equivalent of being dead.

Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

232 I once got a cut on my head falling playing b-ball. My friends were freaking out but I knew they were squeamish so it didn't bother me.

Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.

As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

233 205
Trump to Iran: We will destroy you!

Iran to Trump: We will do nothing and you will destroy yourselves!
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:08 PM (fsIaS)

I'm pretty sure terrorism and lobbing missiles counts as 'doing'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (xcxpd)

234 Was anything cut off and set on fire? It's not a party until there is a flaming apendage
Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:10 PM

I know, right?

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boners at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (bFu5X)

235 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)
______

Yea, the old WWF trick: small cuts across the forehead that create a lot of blood.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

236 I had to beg Boy F. to turn off Bryan Adams this morning, one hour is enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (JvZF+)

237 I did see a photo of him yesterday, lying in a hospital bed. Unsure when it was taken as maybe he's had a dramatic turn in the past.

It was taken in the past. OR, He didn't cut himself and he's hospitalized for the psychotic break.

Because from what I saw of him supposedly cutting himself, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds.
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)

238 Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (enNUy)

239 Shouldn't be be mowing Elizabeth Warren's lawn?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

He was. She hired a younger guy who does pools as well. Caused him to go off the deep end. Absolute truth.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (hmYU4)

240 I saw the photos, not the video. I wondered if he was doing the old big time wrassler's trick - a bunch of small cuts across the forehead and face draws a huge amount of blood and looks gruesome, but it's not life threatening.

Of course you've got to be insane to think it's worth doing that just to get people to look at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (edUvp)

its an old gladiator trick from Rome. They'd eat lots of barley to get a layer of chub so they could give each other light wounds without risking life. This was especially true in the later Empire when the supply of war prisoners dried up and you had to conserve your fighters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

241
California: Often referred to as a 5150 hold, under the Lanterman-Petris-Short (LPS) Act, allowing for 72-hour involuntary detention.

Pennsylvania uses a 302 commitment, which similarly allows for emergency evaluation.

Washington State utilizes the Involuntary Treatment Act.

All 50 states have similar involuntary civil commitment laws for mental health crises, often referred to as "emergency holds" or "temporary detention."

Had a close relative committed under the Baker Act, specific to Florida (Florida Mental Health Act), many years ago.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (NFX2v)

242 Although the F-F couple and their adopted black daughter have calmed, or just kept it indoors, over the last couple years, all the did was yell at each other.....and the kid. I never heard them talk, only yelling all the time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

Did it ever occur to you that they were both hard of hearing and didn't have hearing aids because your taxes are too low?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

243 The only sad thing here is he failed....

Posted by: sven at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (Int1s)

244 229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)
____

Don't know about "hot" but she was kinda sexy in her younger years. And that voice. Wow. Much better than all the supposed "great voice" THOTs out there now, and there was no autotune back then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Agree. She married her band's guitarist and they have been married since Pat broke it big in the early 80's.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

245 229 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

_________________________

With an overbite like that, who wouldn't pay to see her eat corn on the cob?

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)

246 Repetition is tiresome, it's time for a new thread.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (51ygH)

247
M-M marriages/relationships have about half the breakup rate of M-F. F-F have about double. So the M-M marriages might be bringing down the average.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)
*********
I will never recognize the MM or FF unions as anything but a civil union. So they can have a special little ceremony and feel like they conquered the norm. I always crack up seeing two brides, as that's even weirder!

I lived with bf/husband for one year. I felt this was needed at the time for us, and I was a bit more liberal. Rationalizing that our first year dating was rocky due to his breaking up with me seasonally. Either due to him being 22yrs old and a casanova or immaturity. I was more liberal then as well, and did not accept his first proposal due to his tardation. I made him wait 8mo before I agreed to marry, and we were engaged for the year we lived together. I ain't no saint.

We knew what we were getting into and I didn't trumpet this to our sons. One did it right with his HS sweetheart. One lived with his future wife and we were not hypocrites as we did not advise him not to.

Neither still know we lived together or much of our wild college times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)

248 Because from what I saw of him supposedly cutting himself, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds.
It looked like he was using one of those knives they use to slice brisket or prime rib.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM (rNQnT)

Maybe he's like me and can't sharpen knives.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

249 Iranians watching the goings on in the US , the steep rise of the red-green alliance, are pulling their hair out, trying to warn us of the impending doom.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2026 02:03 PM (g47mK)
----
They are just jealous because the US has more Important Gay Bloggers than they do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)

250 Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 02:14 PM

We have apologised for Bryan Adams many times!

Posted by: Canadians at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (bFu5X)

251 Who is Perez Hilton?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

If you honestly don't know it shows that the Lord has been looking out for you. Your best bet is to remain ignorant on the subject.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (ExV1e)

252 They're committing Van Halen to the hospital?
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 02:11 PM (KC5Lt)

Can't. They don't exist anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (2YhKe)

253 Your self-harming attention whore name is your favorite Spanish surname and your favorite hotel chain.

I'm Lopez Sheraton.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Sanchez Motel Six

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)

254 There are still some people claiming it was fake and staged for attention. I didn't see the vid, so I can't opine on that. But since they hauled his ass away to the looney bin, I assume he was legit cutting himself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I think it was fake. From what I saw, blood should have been pouring from him and his skin should be hanging in shreds. Face included.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (rNQnT)

255 Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.
Posted by: whig

Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

256 "Bryan Adams is Canadian so of course he has a vagina."

We can take care of that for him.

Posted by: MAID at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (avzFa)

257 Isn't he in Florida?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (51ygH)

258 Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (fsIaS)

259 I once got a cut on my head falling playing b-ball. My friends were freaking out but I knew they were squeamish so it didn't bother me.

Since this was in college they called the campus cops to come help me and when one of them showed up and turned white I got worried.

As Tom Servo noted even minor head cuts bleed like crazy so I was actually fine but I guess I didn't look that way...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)
_______

I got hit on the nose playing basketball one day back in the day. Started bleeding but I didn't think much of it. Kept playing. Then all of a sudden the players stopped and stared at me like "wtffffff?"

I looked down. I was covered in blood and it was dripping onto the court. From a nose bleed. When I got home my mom saw the blood and almost fainted. She thought I took a shotgun blast to the chest.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

260 I will never recognize the MM or FF unions as anything but a civil union. So they can have a special little ceremony and feel like they conquered the norm. I always crack up seeing two brides, as that's even weirder!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (hzuYO)

Imagine the struggle over who takes out the garbage.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)

261 251 Who is Perez Hilton?
Posted by: nurse ratched.

Celeb gossipist

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (E4rtv)

262
Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

================

Grooaannnn. And I suppose they show some jackbooted thug in camo and a mask, bristling with firearms, standing in front of the nice lady with the register at the table?

They'll probably expand that to "registering your 5-year-old for kindergarten," "calling 911 when your baby stops breathing," etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 02:17 PM (mmrXZ)

263 Did it ever occur to you that they were both hard of hearing and didn't have hearing aids because your taxes are too low?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I live here....I know them....and I know my taxes.

This is CLEARLY not the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 06, 2026 02:18 PM (2YhKe)

264 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

265 Sunset Blvd won an Oscar for that sort of depressing story.
Posted by: whig

Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

They gave it to Carol Burnett's parody instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)

266 Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Repetition is tiresome. Time for a new thread.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (rNQnT)

267 Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Oscars have been fake and gay plus political in Hollyweird even back then.

No one except TJM remembers the winner Judy Holliday that year and I had to look it up.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

268 199 I always thought Pat Benatar was kinda hot.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:07 PM (77rzZ)

Still falls into the "would" category for me.

https://tinyurl.com/4arfar8y

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (IG3/x)

269 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (yRCXf)

270 I got a concussion square dancing in HS. I knocked heads with one of the girls in our square because one of us was doing the dance wrong. She was fine, but I got the concussion.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

271 MM marriages - no one has a headache and if they do you can always go hit the clubs for a one night stand

FF marriages - neither partner initiates so they never, uh, release stress together which leaves antiquing, Sunday brunch and throwing plates at each other

In all seriousness oxytocin is pretty much designed to make you like the person you have regular sex with more.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

272 Perez Hilton is like dog mess in your living room.

No one wants that.

Posted by: Wise Sayings at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (F1rMs)

273 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

Yes. A resounding YES.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)

274 269 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?
Posted by: Weak Geek

No, fake name and I think his real Hispanic name is upthread.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)

275 the winner Judy Holliday that year and I had to look it up.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (E4rtv)

Born Yesterday? She was pretty fucking amazing in that

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (fsIaS)

276 270 I got a concussion square dancing in HS. I knocked heads with one of the girls in our square because one of us was doing the dance wrong. She was fine, but I got the concussion.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (77rzZ)

Maybe the chick was related to Daisy Ridley?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (2qSHg)

277 Nude garden gnome monster demon

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

278 Has anyone asked Steve Hilton about this?

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (EIBfx)

279 Sanchez Motel Six
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)

I hear they're notoriously dirty

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)

280 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

I live in Texas. I already show my ID to vote. I don't care what the person running the check-in counter does for their day job.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

I live in CA in a GOP area. Showing an ID is like showing a cross to a Vampire. I just wish the people creating fake votes had to show an ID to ICE agents instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (uhVAy)

281 Is this yoyo any relation to Paris Hilton?
Posted by: Weak Geek

No. Not even close.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (rNQnT)

282 271...FF marriages - neither partner initiates so they never, uh, release stress together which leaves antiquing, Sunday brunch and throwing plates at each other...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

Lesbian bed death is a noted thing.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 02:22 PM (2qSHg)

283 Sanchez Motel Six
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (TezPK)

I hear they're notoriously dirty
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (S0M0K)

depends on the location but if it bothers you upscale your choice a tad.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)

284 > Gloria Swanson was robbed by not winning the Best Actress Oscar.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

She was awesome in that.

Not to mention being brave enough to take the part in the first place.

Mae West, Clara Bow, Norma Shearer, and Mary Pickford all reportedly turned it down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (IG3/x)

285 Born Yesterday? She was pretty fucking amazing in that
Posted by: ...
========
Eh, forgettable movie compared to Sunset Strip.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)

286 Latest leftist scare tactic I see, asking the question: "Would you vote differently in 2026 if you knew in 2028 you had to show your ID to an ICE agent to vote?"

Yes. A resounding YES.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2026 02:21 PM (rNQnT)

i'd prefer it being a special forces soldier with a LMG.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

287 Number 2 in Brave's news feed - These are the important things

Miss North Carolina USA addresses taking crown from dethroned winner— but stays mum on alleged racism scandal
Boltinhouse, a business owner in Wilmington, is accused of writing a slew of social media posts containing a racial slur under an alias.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 02:27 PM (51ygH)

288 Eddie VanHalen is a tad overdone for hospitalization

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 02:33 PM (jrgJz)

289 206 "Lavandeira" sounds like the name of a Brazilian bathhouse.
****
It's damn close to 'laundromat' in Spanish.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 06, 2026 02:41 PM (EJE3y)

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