The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 8/ 5 /26

Good morning kids. And so yesterday was primary election day in 5 states where the story within the story, which is the big story is the battle royale between the Left Hand and the FAR-Left Hand of the Democrat Party to see which will be in control going forward. While there is certainly a great deal of Schadenfreude in watching these bastards go at each other. One must never make the fatal — figurative and literal — mistake of losing sight of the fact that the abject insanity of the in-your-face Democrat Socialists is indeed repulsive, the Democrat Party itself historically has been the epicenter of every scheme and plot to destroy America as founded in service to the accrual of absolute power and control, regardless of its mythology as being the party of "Democracy" and justice. If that really were true, then the DSA let alone every other sick, evil and twisted offshoot like Working Families (which neither work nor are families, the Manson family and the Corleones notwithstanding) DFL et al would have been nothing but a plot twist in a forgotten Twilight Zone episode.

Sanders answered, “No, I am not. And I think that’s a dumb statement. On the other hand, he has a whole lot of followers, and there are a lot of things that he’s saying that are making sense to a lot of people. I think we have to get above cancel culture. When you’re doing radio, whatever they do, podcasts three hours a day, you say dumb things. I suspect if you go back over your career, there may be one or two things that you’ve said that you may have regretted. But I think what we have got to do is look at the totality of where people are coming from and go forward.”
Phillip then asked, “So, when someone like James Carville says he doesn’t want to be in the same political party as Hasan Piker, which one are you going to take?”
Sanders answered, “Well, that’s not much of a choice. If Mr. Carville doesn’t want to be in my party, the party that I belong to, that Piker, that El-Sayed belongs to, he can start his own party. But, look, what we are doing now is, you can turn the tables around and say, do you really want to be in a party where your leadership is taking huge amounts of money from AIPAC, which is supporting an extremist Netanyahu government that many of us believe has committed genocide? Do you want to be in a party with people who do that? Do you want to be in a party which has not stood up to the AI industry, because they got a lot of money from AI or from crypto? So you could pick whatever you want to pick. But I think we need a big tent. And I think people like Piker should be welcome into that, certainly.”

Yes, Bernie Sanders, whose closest encounter with Judaism is the occasional Pastrami Sandwich at Katz's deli, is as is painfully evident eagerly test marketing new Zyklon C and D for Hamas. And Carville despite being portrayed as some sort of voice of moderation was one of the key button men for the Clinton crime family and helped inflict them on America which not coincidentally led us to Obama, Biden and the near violent ripping apart of our society that we've been enduring and may yet, Despite the coming of MAGA and Donald Trump might yet come apart at the seams.

And speaking of all of the above, this happened yesterday.

An armed man allegedly scouted President Trump’s California golf club before the commander in chief’s visit, and investigators say the arrest uncovered an illegal rifle, body armor and a weapons stash.
Jeanine John Taele, 38, of Downey, was charged in a federal criminal complaint with possessing an unregistered short-barreled rifle after his arrest Saturday at Trump National Golf Club Los Angeles in Rancho Palos Verdes. . . He allegedly approached federal agents and falsely claimed he worked for the State Department and was assigned to a security detail.

So what is this now the fifth or sixth attempt on President Trump's life, that we know of anyway. Of course we have the martyrdom of Charlie Kirk as well as the various attacks on ICE and Law Enforcement officers which of course is another central political tenet of the Democrats, the abolition of the aforementioned and erasure of our borders. Related to all of that, this madness is going on in my newish home state of Wisconsin.

Yet in a city named for this Founding Father — Madison, Wisconsin — citizens have been harassed by roving bands of socialists, while city officials not only acquiesce but overtly support the seizure of property, restriction of free movement, and abuse of private businesses. The saga began on July 22, when four Madison police officers attempted to arrest Corey Ruiz, who was reportedly armed with a knife. A series of videos shows Ruiz resisting arrest and lunging at officers until one officer shot and killed him. According to police, Ruiz pulled out his knife and injured an officer before he was shot. . . Ruiz’s death sparked the typical leftist reaction: violence and threats of violence. All the necessary ingredients were present: the officers involved were white, and Ruiz was black (although five separate court records list him as “Caucasian,” which raises different questions) . . Leading candidate for Wisconsin governor and avowed “democratic” socialist Francesca Hong took to the streets hours after the death with a bullhorn to denounce the police.

Of course this evil slag did that. If I were President Trump I'd invite the police officers to the White House and award them with some sort of medal for bravery and meritorious service.

We're in a war for the soul and the future of this nation, our nation. It's us or them.

Meanwhile, ho hum ho hum. Wildfires! No not climate change but yet another firebug who has to cause a manmade change of our climate to prove it exists. Either that or he's a wetback or a bum cooking a can of hobo stew. Nope, he's none of the above but you can bet who he votes for!

A 37-year-old man was arrested Monday for allegedly starting the largest of the three devastating Spokane, Washington-area wildfires that are leaving some residents with nothing.
Aaron Farinacci, a Spokane resident who has a prior manslaughter conviction, was booked on suspicion of first degree arson in connection with the Old Trails Fire and was being held on $1 million bond, the Spokane County Sheriff’s Office said.
Authorities began investigating Farinacci after a witness saw him kneeling near grass where the fire began, Spokane County Sheriff John Nowels told a press conference late Monday. . . “The individual we understand does have a criminal record,” Gov. Ferguson said. “It just takes a tragic situation, and makes it more heartbreaking to think that much of this damage could have been caused by an individual doing this on purpose. It adds to a really challenging situation.”
Yesterday, Governor Inslee (D-WA) said the fire in Spokane was from "climate change"

Have a good day,

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

He allegedly approached federal agents and falsely claimed he worked for the State Department and was assigned to a security detail.
Heavily-armed suspect filmed Trump security at California golf course as modified weapons, mugshot seen for first time
Aaron Farinacci, 37, was previously convicted of manslaughter and aggravated assault in Arizona.
Arson Suspect Arrested in Connection with Spokane Wildfire

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

And what its history tells us about Communist infiltration.
The Communist Origins of the DSA
To them, this is what socialism looks like — suspending the rule of law to ensure that their desired outcome is achieved.
The Lawless Zone In Madison Is A Preview Of America Under Socialism
When the Jewish aversion to violence becomes a survival risk.
The Danger of Treating All Force as Immoral
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Blanche, with the announcement, said that since Jan. 20, 2025, federal prosecutors have filed 123 denaturalization complaints against legal immigrants, which he said is the most in recorded American history.
AG Blanche Seeks to Strip Naturalized Citizenship from Immigrants Accused of Attempted Murder, Child Sex Crimes
Merrillville’s actions, the AG claims, violate Indiana’s anti-sanctuary laws.
Indiana AG Sues Chicago Suburb For Trying To Stop ICE Detention Center
The new DHS chief is delivering more illegal-migrant detentions, arrests and deportations. And he’s doing it without the pointless confrontations that outrage most Americans and so endanger the entire project of getting 10 million border-jumpers gone. (more like 44 million - jjs)
Markwayne Mullin is under attack because he’s doing his job right — and telling the truth on immigration
THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
Trump, speaking to reporters at the White House, said he agreed to continue to pursue talks with Iran at the request of Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and other countries.
Trump says Iran facing ‘last chance before decapitation’

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The attacks are targeting internet-exposed industrial controllers.
Iran Suspected as Water Utility Cyberattacks Spread Across Seven States
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
IDF hits Hamas weapons storage facilities across Gaza.
Israel Eliminates Hamas, Islamic Jihad Terror Commanders Behind October 7 Attack
The United Nations and Hamas have denied repeatedly that Hamas is interfering with Gaza relief efforts: This new investigation says otherwise
EXCLUSIVE: Federal Probe Reveals How Hamas Bullies and Coerces Gaza Aid Groups, Diverts American Aid Dollars to Their War Effort

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When will “Gays for Gaza” die?
Awakening Gays to the Horror of Islam
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
One defendant said in a recorded conversation: “this home health care is the best kept secret . . . I made a buck plus [each of] the last five years, that’s, that’s a half a million dollars . . . I ain’t checking on nobody.”
Philadelphia: 19 Defendants Charged in Alleged $4 Million Medicare, Medicaid Fraud
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Let’s not obsess over the man to the point that we lose sight of what we really lost during COVID.
Fauci is a distraction
By choosing the Fifth, Fauci may have abandoned his pardon and opened himself to criminal prosecution for any crimes during the pardon period.
Why Fauci’s Refusal To Answer Congress Puts His Pardon In Jeopardy
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Anyone could have seen this coming, but no one dared.
Muslim Migrant Murders Migration Advocate, but It’s Really the Left’s Fault
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
Imam Hassan Qazwini praises 'clean' Abdul El-Sayed, says Haley Stevens is 'plot being schemed by the pro-Israeli lobby'
Extremist Michigan Imam Who Hosted El-Sayed Urges Followers To Turn Out To Vote and 'Deal the Zionist a Blow,' Frames Primary as Epic Fight Against 'Puppet' of Israel
We have terrorists in physician’s clothing playing doctor and taking lives.
Medical Jihad
During CNN’s election coverage on Tuesday, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) said that while he doesn’t agree with Hasan Piker that America deserved 9/11, “we need a big tent. And I think people like Piker should be welcome into that, certainly.” He also stated that the choice between Democratic Strategist James Carville and Piker isn’t “much of a choice” and “you can turn the tables around and say, do you really want to be in a party where your leadership is taking huge amounts of money from AIPAC, which is supporting an extremist Netanyahu government that many of us believe has committed genocide?”
Sanders on Objections to Piker Over 9/11 Comments: I Object to Taking AIPAC Money, I Choose Piker Over Carville
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
In an op-ed for The New York Times on Tuesday, Ellison called the collective lawsuit what it is: a move to keep him away from one of the Democrat Party’s most precious institutions — CNN.
David Ellison Wants ‘Independence’ For CNN. He’ll Have To Tear It Down And Start Over
Then lowly CNN contributor Marc Lamont Hill was startlingly upset that Israel would dare to protect their people from rocket strikes. It all starts making sense when you realize that the man is now a host for Al Jazeera English.
Flashback: In 2014, A CNN Contributor Laments That Israel's Iron Dome 'Takes Away Hamas' Military Leverage'
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
All three fires remain uncontained, and the cause of the other two fires is still under investigation. Farinacci is scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday. Last month, President Donald J. Trump threatened to impose tariffs on Canada due to pollution created by that country’s wildfires. “We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their forests and brush,” said the President in a post on Truth Social. The wildfires in Washington represent another major wildfire to hit a Western state. Last year, the Pacific Palisades in California were ravaged by a major wildfire. A man was subsequently arrested on charges of starting the Palisades Fire, although a mistrial was declared back in June. “The court finds there is a manifest necessity to declare a mistrial because the jury is deadlocked… We have people on both sides that are dead set, unwavering, and unwilling to change their opinion,” said Judge Anne Hwang at the time.
Washington’s Worst Wildfire Caused by Arsonist, Not Climate Change.
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
“These significant seizures underscore the dedication and vigilance of our CBP officers in preventing dangerous narcotics from entering our country,” said Port Director Alberto Flores, Laredo Port of Entry. “Through the use of advanced technology, canine teams, and the commitment of our personnel, we continue to disrupt the flow of illegal drugs and protect our communities from harm.”
EXCLUSIVE: $1.1 Million in Cocaine Seized at Texas Port of Entry
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
DEI is based on a kind of identitarianism that strips away incentives toward merit and excellence.
The Fall of a DEI Darling Reveals Why Universities Won’t Reform Themselves
Arday, the youngest black professor in Cambridge history, is also accused of sweeping plagiarism as doubts swirl about his claim that his parents were sent a pig’s head
Star Cambridge Professor Jason Arday Lied for Years About Raising Millions for Charity: Simon & Schuster Scrubbed Financial Details From His New Memoir and Falsehoods From His Bio
ABORTION
The law will remove a state law that barred abortion after 24 weeks and make the killing of unborn babies legal up to the very moment of birth.
Massachusetts Governor Silent On Whether She’ll Kill Law That Protects Babies After 24 Weeks
SECOND AMENDMENT
Wisconsin’s Court of Appeals District III (CAD III) countered Washington County’s gun control rules for foster parents, rebuking the county for some of the controls and completely erasing others.
Wisconsin Appeals Court Counters County: Upholds Foster Parents’ 2A Rights
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Bottoms never used the words "boycott" herself, but she didn't exactly tell people not to either. As a matter of fact, what she did was much nastier. She posted a video on Instagram proclaiming to be a staunch supporter of small businesses but then issuing a warning to all of the other ones in Georgia...
Keisha Lance Bottoms Loves a Business Boycott... Unless Her Husband Works There.
KS, MI, MO, VA, WA PRIMARIES
Abdul El-Sayed is poised to romp over establishment Democrat Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI), according to Tuesday primaries in which the radical transformation of the Democratic Party is center stage.
*** Election Night Livewire *** Abdul El-Sayed vs. Haley Stevens as Insurgent Radicals Fight Democrat Establishment
Bell’s win over Bush, a progressive and former “Squad” member, was a victory not only for the pro-Israel lobby but also for the establishment wing of the Democratic Party: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and the Congressional Black Caucus PAC had endorsed the representative.
Democrat Rep. Wesley Bell Defeats Former Squad Member Cori Bush in Missouri Primary Once Again
POLITICS
In a state this determined to shortchange its citizens in favor of politically connected corporations, public sector unions, tribes, trial lawyers, environmentalist extremists, wildly profitable “nonprofits,” and useful leftist lunatics programmed to accept anything as long as it’s done in the name of social justice or fighting the climate emergency, “wacky” and “zany” are not terms appropriate to sling at the opposition. They define the status quo.
California Needs Steve Hilton’s Allegedly ‘Zany Ideas’
The Bernie Sanders-aligned left is searching for a long-term political heir to the Vermont socialist.
The Left’s Presidential Darkhorse Isn’t A Politician At All
Honestly, I have never understood undecided voters. They were a mystery to me even back when politics were much less contentious. Here in the bitter divide era, I don't know how anyone is sitting on the fence. It would seem to me that the metaphorical fence is covered with razor wire at the top. I think the "independent" voter idea is garbage too. Nobody votes like a true independent; people always lean to one party. The undecideds and independents are out there though, and they are always the Golden Ticket in every American election.
Of Commies, Purple States, and the Elusive Undecided Voter
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Over the past six decades, the communist Castro regime’s mismanagement of the nation’s power grid and power plants has forced Cubans to live through recurring blackouts — making it one of the longest-standing consequences of communism in Cuba after late murderous dictator Fidel Castro violently took control of the country in 1959.
Cuba’s Power Grid Fails for Fifth Time in a Month
The administration has repeatedly framed Cuba as a growing national security concern because of its relationships with Russia, China, and Iran.
Communist Cuba Is Back In Trump’s Crosshairs
Spain is the latest flashpoint in Europe’s battle to maintain control over its borders.
Will Illegal Immigration Be The Death Of Europe?
Raw Egg Nationalist: There’s a lot going on here—geopolitics is a complicated business—and already explanations have hardened into self-confirming dogmas.
The Scramble for Ceuta: What Really Caused Last Week’s Invasion of the Spanish City?
Putin is increasingly behaving as an embattled dictator.
Diesel and Dictators
How an offhand insult birthed a movement that is promoting change.
India’s ‘Cockroach Party’ Is Sparking National Debate
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
The missile shortage has already affected U.S. military operations, with implications for allied nations like Ukraine, which relies on U.S. air defense systems. The strain on stockpiles has raised concerns about the U.S. military’s ability to sustain prolonged conflicts or effectively counter future threats.
The U.S. is Running Out of Missiles.
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Lettuce recall slams California farmers, despite the fact that state’s produce is not linked to current outbreaks in 45 states.
Cyclospora Claims Two Lives in Michigan as U.S. Cases Surge Past 18,000
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
The real discoveries from this survey data will come later, as astronomers pour through it over the coming years.
A map of the universe’s supermassive black holes
Seeing the potential for military contracts in this hypersonic test market, Rocket Lab followed in 2023, creating a suborbital version of its Electron rocket, dubbed HASTE.
The military’s hypersonic test program proves once again the superiority of freedom and private enterprise
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The statistics provided to The Federalist by California regulators show a little-known process overturned a majority of denials for transgender procedures.
Little-Known Bureaucratic Procedure Pushed Medical Insurance To Be More Pro-Trans
A new policy on gender medicine disregards mounting evidence against the practice.
The American Medical Association Digs in Its Heels on Pediatric Gender Transition
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"I want Florida to be family-friendly."
Three-Year Culture War Fight Ends With Major Win For DeSantis
As Cunningham refuses to back down, the WNBA has revealed massive institutional backing for queer ideology.
Woke WNBA Attacks Sophie Cunningham And Her Fans For Supporting Women’s Rights
Christian Toto: Reporters hound rising pop star, warn others they'll be next
Media Bullies Tate McRae for Possible MAGA Connection

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1 "Yes, Bernie Sanders, whose closest encounter with Judaism is the occasional Pastrami Sandwich at Katz's deli"

Funny but true, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:01 AM (6jy2V)

2 I see the radical Jew hating socialist has won the democrat primary for senator in michigan

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2026 07:03 AM (cpFbA)

3 And an amusing headline about an awful woman .Deputy police commissioner from Mt Vernon, N.Y. who drove the getaway car for son's gang shooting: "Mommy & Clyde":

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:05 AM (6jy2V)

4 Good morning

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:05 AM (S7ks/)

5 3 and here's the article :

https://tinyurl.com/mr22f3zd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:06 AM (6jy2V)

6 So, the firestarter is a murderer. Usually these fires are started by out-of-work firefighters.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 05, 2026 07:07 AM (qFwJc)

7 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at August 05, 2026 07:08 AM (9AdGW)

8 Mesa, AZ is in Maricopa County.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:10 AM (2GVsD)

9 I see the radical Jew hating socialist has won the democrat primary for senator in michigan

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Looking forward to the Bulwark endorsement.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:11 AM (S7ks/)

10 "Jeanine John Taele"

So. Tranny? Who would be surprised?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)

11 #evergreen

>Trump says Iran facing ‘last chance before decapitation’

we need a lap counter for how many times we've seen this headline

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:12 AM (ZxPkt)

12 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

13 Happy Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:13 AM (/+uur)

14 "Deputy police commissioner from Mt Vernon, N.Y. who drove the getaway car for son's gang shooting: "Mommy & Clyde"

Her mama say she a goot girl and jes fell in wit the wrong crowd.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2026 07:13 AM (MWfyi)

15 Fen even read the content before sponging. Slick!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:13 AM (h00VL)

16 Morning, news people!

JJ. did you get good news at the doctor yesterday?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)

17 "Jeanine" ?

What color hair does Jeanine sport when scouting Presidential security precautions?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:16 AM (h00VL)

18 Core inflation in Iran 82%. Food inflation 140%.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 07:16 AM (3ZNGI)

19 Willowed: Wolfus, what stops you from renting in Terra Ho or French Lick or whateveritzcalled, Indiana? Then you'd be close enough to spend time in neighborhoods, parks, grocery stores and just getting the vibe before you decide where to buy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026

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'Terra Ho"! I like that!

I may have to do just that. I hate the idea of spending six months or a year on rent, plus deposit, pet deposit, pet rent, and the cost of moving my furniture or storing it, when all that could be put toward the house itself. But I may have to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:17 AM (wzUl9)

20 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 07:17 AM (2Cry5)

21 Thanks for that odd tip that will give me an erection at any age!

Whoa Nelly! Mom! Help Mom!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Hard & Lost at August 05, 2026 07:17 AM (qC81n)

22 Now we get to see Democrats openly pandering to their far far left DSA rivals, in an effort to survive politically and protect their phony baloney jobs.

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:17 AM (ZxPkt)

23

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 05, 2026 07:17 AM (AHxhK)

24 >What color hair does Jeanine sport when scouting Presidential security precautions?

Posted by: Huck Follywood
----

look at the mugshot
he's a mutt

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:18 AM (ZxPkt)

25 "The law will remove a state law that barred abortion after 24 weeks and make the killing of unborn babies legal up to the very moment of birth."
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Massachusetts has really gone off the rails.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:19 AM (h00VL)

26 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

27 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

28 Would love to see Bernie Sanders debate James Carville.
Gold, Jerry!
Gold!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 07:20 AM (2Ez/1)

29 Good morning.

Lettuce is still lethal!

I can't see the moon outside. I guess it got blowed up by SpaceX.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 07:20 AM (wVcYX)

30 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 07:21 AM (ExV1e)

31 yeah I'm never eating salad again

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:21 AM (ZxPkt)

32 Oil exports from Iran is down 71%

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 07:22 AM (3ZNGI)

33 Hillary Clinton

Hard to believe that current Dems are more evil than you, but it is true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

34 What will Comrade Bernie say once Hasan Piker is convicted for giving material support to Cuba?

What does Bernie Sanders say about Hasan Piker electrocuting his dog Kaya?

Come on Bernie, what do you say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:22 AM (2GVsD)

35 Hillary Clinton is merely evil.

These people are evil and nuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:23 AM (2GVsD)

36 15 Fen even read the content before sponging. Slick!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:13 AM (h00VL)

Thanks. Takes bow. I'm multi talented. I even did it before "blading" as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:23 AM (xSAlF)

37 Data indicates a strong correlation between Trump golf courses and wannabe Trump assassins.

Related: wet streets cause rain.

Posted by: The media we USED to watch at August 05, 2026 07:24 AM (2Ez/1)

38 With pardon in hand, is there a reasonable danger of federal prosecution for answering questions solely confined to his previous testimony?
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Leaving aside federal prosecution, Fauci could reasonably worry about state prosecutions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:24 AM (kuUmc)

39 Obama: Idiots! You boil the frog slowly!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2026 07:25 AM (dtajH)

40 Come on Bernie, what do you say?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:22 AM (2GVsD)
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It never happened.
I already addressed it.
These have been disproven.
It was so long ago.
Why are you so obsessed with this?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

41 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

The dual nature of our Siege of Iran is bombing, and a highly successful attack on the economic infrastructure of the IRGC control. The IRGC can not pay for minions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

42 That would be funny if say 10 to 20 states went after Fauci.

Process is the punishment. Fauci spending his twilight years being hounded is kinda darkly amusing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:26 AM (2GVsD)

43 Thanks, JJ!

'nother day ending in "y", innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 05, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY)

44 The very notion of government employees afforded the privilege of 5th amendment protections is fundamentally flawed somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:27 AM (QC8l5)

45 "That would be funny if say 10 to 20 states went after Fauci."

Funny haha or funny strange?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 05, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

46 Anna Puma

Murder is a state crime. With no Statute of Limitation.

My money is on Florida to hit Fauci first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

47 Fauci's pardon presumes he has committed offenses against the United States.

Guilty as hell, free as a bird.

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)

48 Good morning! Looks like the DSA squeaked one out in MI. Seems like the race was closer than they thought it would be.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:30 AM (3Ope8)

49 48 Good morning! Looks like the DSA squeaked one out in MI. Seems like the race was closer than they thought it would be.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:30 AM (3Ope

I guess Jocelyn Benson and Wretched Whitler couldn't rig the machines enough....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)

50 JJ...hope all went well at the doc.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:32 AM (3Ope8)

51 Buh bye Haley Stevens memes. We barely knew ye.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

52 My son who lives in Indiana told me this weekend he and his lady are going to elope and get married in Las Vegas in November. He intends to sell his house soon after and buy a farm I Kentucky. Not clear how this halps Wolfus.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (irADr)

53 50 JJ...hope all went well at the doc.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:32 AM (3Ope

Yup. Just too long of a drive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (x0n13)

54 Sanders answered, “Well, that’s not much of a choice. If Mr. Carville doesn’t want to be in my party, the party that I belong to...

I thought Bernie was an independent. That "I-VT," Bernie. What does it mean?

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (2Drhq)

55 It strikes me as more than a bit odd that several/most Democrats (socialist or communist) running for office for the first time are certifiably insane.

Talk about the proverbial inmates running the asylum...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (2Cry5)

56 Despite the coming of MAGA and Donald Trump might yet come apart at the seams.”

I do not believe this country will come apart at the seams.

I do believe that the Democrat party will come apart at the seams, along with the worst of the blue states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 07:33 AM (7WIKt)

57 48 Good morning! Looks like the DSA squeaked one out in MI. Seems like the race was closer than they thought it would be.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:30 AM (3Ope

I guess Jocelyn Benson and Wretched Whitler couldn't rig the machines enough....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13)

The electorate was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 07:34 AM (wVcYX)

58 "American Thinker" article on Muslims deliberately harming their Jewish and Christian patients is stomach churning. Revoke their licenses now!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:34 AM (v+lpe)

59 @J.J. Sefton: Did your medical appointment yesterday go well?

(You had a bunch of well-wishers for that outcome in yesterday's Morning Report, as well as questions about same in this morning's Tech News thread...)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 05, 2026 07:34 AM (O7YUW)

60 Abbott just put a moratorium on data centers in Texas. 300 centers are on line to be built with another 200 in planning.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (3ZNGI)

61 Good grief MI, el-sayed? I expected certain enclaves there to vote for this idiot, however the UP, WTH!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (2NHgQ)

62 He allegedly approached federal agents and falsely claimed he worked for the State Department and was assigned to a security detail.

How stupid do you have to be to think doing that will work and you will be able to accomplish what you're planning to do?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (1Ff7Z)

63 Never mind, you answered someone else's question about that @53. Glad all went well, J.J.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (O7YUW)

64 Whitmer refused to endorse Stevens in the race until the very last minute, didn't she? There's political courage for you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (F7/EG)

65 Most of the Kansas Election Results are in.

By and large, the slate of Republicans running for office are satisfactory.

Some candidates I knew personally, and approved of, did not make it. An endorsement from Trump seems impossible to overcome.

The write-in votes for minor offices have not been released yet. That is when you find out if your "friends" have written you into office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

66 Well for me the popups have gotten worse, if possible. I had to clear them three times just to refresh comments just now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 07:36 AM (7WIKt)

67 Chipotle out to kill again:

@DenverChannel
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7h
Chipotle Mexican Grill said Tuesday that it had removed jalapeños from some of its restaurants after determining the peppers could potentially be tied to a salmonella outbreak public health officials are investigating.

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)

68 I for Bernie means "I'm in it for myself, sucker."

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Funny as in Kafkaesque humor. Never knowing a moment of peace, trapped in his house while 20 people wait outside to serve him papers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:37 AM (2GVsD)

69 Call me crazy but I'm optimistic about November.

Many on our side will Turnout like they've never done before for a midterm -- especially Non-College who outnumber College by two to one and historically have had low voting participation. Cheating will be limited to Deep Blue enclaves and won't flip seats.

The D Senators who don't vote to censure Fauci will be pounded with it. There will be more revelations of Leftist chicanery.

I expect Trump will hit Iran hard before Labor Day. They won't have oil revenue and will thus become irrelevant. By November it will less of an issue. Gas prices will be falling.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2026 07:37 AM (dtajH)

70 He allegedly approached federal agents and falsely claimed he worked for the State Department and was assigned to a security detail.

The "I'm with the band ruse" does not work in this digital age of "Let me look that up."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:38 AM (2GVsD)

71 I do believe that the Democrat party will come apart at the seams, along with the worst of the blue states.

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If only we could wall them in. Hermetically seal them into the states they've ruined so they can't decimate the rest of us.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2026 07:39 AM (qBdHI)

72 In an op-ed for The New York Times on Tuesday, Ellison called the collective lawsuit what it is: a move to keep him away from one of the Democrat Party’s most precious institutions — CNN.

Seriously, who cares about CNN? Isn't the last remaining demographic that might tune it in dying off since CNN isn't paying to have it played in airports?

The only reason why many people are vaguely aware of the corporate press is because talk radio needs a foil.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 07:40 AM (pawvM)

73 That’s another apparent fatal flaw in the system.

Background and loyalty checks. Under our current system, merely winning an election, (or just “winning” wink wink) the candidate has been “deemed” to have passed a background check.

If tax returns are so important for Americans to gauge or politicians, a full candidate F.B.I. document dump before they throw their hat in the ring looms larger. Along with their prescription pharmaceutical profile.

A lot of these people are seriously defective in one way or another. Not a criticism per se, just an observation and they shouldn’t be around guns, small children, heavy machinery or government.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:40 AM (QC8l5)

74 Idiot.

Just put on a high viz vest, carry a clipboard, and stride around looking like someone just keyed your car.

You can go literally anywhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:40 AM (Vq1pX)

75 Here in Ohio, both of our goober nutorial candidates are just awful. The Democrat is literally an AWFL and the Republican wants to replace everybody with H-visa migrants.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:40 AM (irADr)

76 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Best we can hope for is refugees from DSA controlled areas to have a Freddy from Germany revelation on getting to a sanely run state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

77 Watching some of the Oxford Union debate from June this year where they proudly displayed the poisonous hatred that is the very heart of Islam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

78 Recent events in Spain inspire me to re-read the legends of Santiago Matamoros ( Saint James the Moor Slayer).
A non-scriptural tradition assigns miraculous assistance in battle against the invading Moors. This is associated with Saint James the Greater, apostle, brother of John, son of Zebedee, etc.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 05, 2026 07:42 AM (1FEc1)

79 Gas prices will be falling.

Especially because winter formulation is much cheaper.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 07:42 AM (pawvM)

80 Et, tu Jalapeño? Those poppers are so good they should be illegal. A gas station gustatory delight!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:42 AM (QC8l5)

81 Pretty much, across the country, democrats are bug-f*** crazy.

They are an existential threat to this country and need to be fought and stopped.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2026 07:42 AM (XV/Pl)

82 Things should get spicy when Ohio becomes India and Michigan turns into Pakistan.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM (irADr)

83 Murder is a state crime. With no Statute of Limitation.

My money is on Florida to hit Fauci first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

Sadly Fauci’s crimes do not fit the legal requirement for any murder statute. He did great evil and caused much death, but he did it all indirectly and through the Government.

Justice for Fauci will only come through God.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM (7WIKt)

84 If only we could wall them in. Hermetically seal them into the states they've ruined so they can't decimate the rest of us.

If the DSA gains a serious foothold, it may come to that. The Republic will not survive a communist takeover.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM (H5Io+)

85 Warai-otoko

Watching the new Ghost in the Shell?

I am seriously miffed at Science Saru, after so much faithful adaption of the manga they simplified my attire in the anime for my one scene in the manga.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD)

86 "If tax returns are so important for Americans to gauge or politicians, a full candidate F.B.I. document dump before they throw their hat in the ring looms larger. Along with their prescription pharmaceutical profile."
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Ha ha! That's cute.

Posted by: B. O. at August 05, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Here in Ohio, both of our goober nutorial candidates are just awful. The Democrat is literally an AWFL and the Republican wants to replace everybody with H-visa migrants.

Its almost always a bad idea to have a Hindu ruling over a Judeo-Christian based culture.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 07:44 AM (a3CJ+)

88 Tom Servo

Thank you. I will update my thinking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

89 Just put on a high viz vest, carry a clipboard, and stride around looking like someone just keyed your car.
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Eh, a more modern convincing disguise would include some vaguely proprietary looking electronic device. Maybe with a stylus

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:45 AM (QC8l5)

90 Especially because winter formulation is much cheaper.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 07:42 AM (pawvM)
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Mid-September!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:45 AM (435XZ)

91 I am not in the least worried about the midterms. May the insanity tour continue.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 07:45 AM (3ZNGI)

92 I gotta laugh at the 'interviews' where kids (20-30) are asked why they're looking to the DSA as a means of change. They complain that they can't get work, can't buy a house, can't pay off their student loans. FFS you fools, are you really thinking since you took the gummint cheese and got a worthless degree and now you have no marketable skills, turning to the same group of people who led you into that trap will make things better?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:46 AM (3Ope8)

93 82 Things should get spicy when Ohio becomes India and Michigan turns into Pakistan.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM
++++

But the length of time on hold for Tech Support may be shorter.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Common Tater

In a panopticon society, visible clues are overcome by personal face recognition. Need the databases corrupted to get inside a security barrier.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

95 Warai-otoko

Watching the new Ghost in the Shell?

I am seriously miffed at Science Saru, after so much faithful adaption of the manga they simplified my attire in the anime for my one scene in the manga.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD)

Haven't seen it. Who's carrying it subbed? I stopped having basically any streaming services at all, so I'm completely out of the loop

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:47 AM (Vq1pX)

96 Professor Arday, a working class Black man, became the youngest Black professor in the University of Cambridge’s history. His remarkable journey, scholarship and leadership should be celebrated, not overshadowed by campaigns built on allegations that have been comprehensively rejected.

Professor Arday has contributed to public life for many years, building a distinguished record of charitable and community service.

Arday believes his own bullshit.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:48 AM (/+uur)

97 And from the article linked in #5

"Law-enforcement activist Damon Jones, publisher of a Mount Vernon-centric newspaper called Black Westchester Magazine, called the latest incident another embarrassment for the community — the only city in the county where black residents make up a majority of the population.

“I am embarrassed as a black law-enforcement officer to see the dysfunction in a city that has a black mayor, a majority of black city council, a majority black police department that we have to see continuing dysfunction and just foolery in an organization that should be so professional,” Jones, a 33-year veteran of the Westchester County Department of Correction, told The Post.

Jennifer Lackard should have never been appointed to her leadership post, Jones railed, pointing out that her social-work background was insufficient to kickstart the Wellness Unit of the troubled police department.

“Unfortunately, we see this with Democrats that they put people in positions — especially in law-enforcement positions — that they shouldn’t be there,” said Jones."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 07:48 AM (W90Ou)

98 89 Just put on a high viz vest, carry a clipboard, and stride around looking like someone just keyed your car.
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Eh, a more modern convincing disguise would include some vaguely proprietary looking electronic device. Maybe with a stylus
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 07:45 AM
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Sitting right here, boss

Posted by: Harbor Freight Infrared Laser Thermometer at August 05, 2026 07:50 AM (2Ez/1)

99 I found it darkly amusing that Ace’s first thought about the leaked strike plans yesterday was the same as mine - Trump had them leaked himself to try and impress the Iranians, or something.

It is was an unauthorized leak of high.security info, it should be a huge scandal. But if Trump ordered it leaked himself and all the insiders know it, then we’ll never hear a word about that story again. Just another day in DC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 07:50 AM (7WIKt)

100 I have to wait for the identity of the 5 write-in votes to be released.

I wrote in my neighbor for the position. We shall see. There may be multiple coin flips, if there are five different names written in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

101 In an interview with the Times of London published Friday, the paper wrote that he "conceded" the truth that "he did not raise all the money for charity but was part of a syndicate of about 100 people, but when he spoke at events or to the press the coverage focused on him."

Asked why he didn't correct the record, Arday said:

"Could I have ever guessed that somebody would literally comb through every single word I've ever said on that? There's no way because I never, ever guessed I'd ever be in this position."

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:51 AM (/+uur)

102 Best we can hope for is refugees from DSA controlled areas to have a Freddy from Germany revelation on getting to a sanely run state.

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Living in SC and seeing an enormous amount of out-of-state plates from deep blue areas for the last 7-8 years, I console myself with this thought.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)

103 Turning conservatives against the police is quite an accomplishment. I'm almost impressed at what British police have done.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:51 AM (2kZQr)

104 The results, in other words, show a Democratic Party split down the middle—between progressives and moderates, between the Democratic donor class and the socialist influencer group chats, between the Blue Dogs and the Mamdani acolytes.
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Keep battling Democrats! Also, borrow more money. Then throw it all at Texas. Please.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 07:51 AM (aLYxy)

105 Point Of Order: "black" is not a proper noun and does not need to be capitalized. Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Point Of Order person at August 05, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

106 Morning Horde thx JJ, happy Hump Day.
A late Hailey Stevens come back could piss off the left enough to not show up in the midterms. The alternative is al-Sayid who will piss off everyone except the far left. Good times for Michigan Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 07:52 AM (BFvh9)

107 Arday believes his own bullshit.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:48 AM (/+uur)

I'm gradually becoming convinced this Arday guy is running the world's deepest long-game troll.

It's all too on the nose....

Anyone that woke wouldn't be clever enough to come up with anything this hilarious, let alone skilled enough to actually pull any of it off. He's gotta be giga-based.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 AM (Vq1pX)

108 he did not raise all the money for charity but was part of a syndicate of about 100 people
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None of whom he can name of course....

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (2kZQr)

109 Huck Follywood, hear hear!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (3ZNGI)

110 Five episodes so far, it is Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (2GVsD)

111 My son who lives in Indiana told me this weekend he and his lady are going to elope and get married in Las Vegas in November. He intends to sell his house soon after and buy a farm I Kentucky. Not clear how this halps Wolfus.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026

***
To paraphrase Elaine Benes: "Where's the house?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (wzUl9)

112 Tom Servo

I wrote that Trump should go radio silent to really put fear in the IRGC thugs. Radio silence is practiced before a big attack.

But Trump talks to manipulate the markets, and keep the price of oil down. And it is working.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

113 I gotta laugh at the 'interviews' where kids (20-30) are asked why they're looking to the DSA as a means of change. They complain that they can't get work, can't buy a house, can't pay off their student loans. FFS you fools, are you really thinking since you took the gummint cheese and got a worthless degree and now you have no marketable skills, turning to the same group of people who led you into that trap will make things better?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 07:46 AM (3Ope

Just don't tell me to do the dishes!

Posted by: Monster Child, 28 years old but the mind of a toddler at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (qC81n)

114 Anyone here that lives in MI and can give an assessment on the strength of the R guy (Rogers?) that will go up against Mr. Jihadi for the Senate?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

115 The results, in other words, show a Democratic Party split down the middle—between progressives and moderates
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There are no moderate Democrats. Fetterman may talk like Joe Manchin but he votes like Liz Warren.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:55 AM (2kZQr)

116 To paraphrase Elaine Benes: "Where's the house?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (wzUl9)

Wolfus, the UK or Aus? MfU YTer I told you about a few months ago is needing to take a break for illness and computer issues. Did you ever watch many of his vids?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 07:56 AM (1Ff7Z)

117 I'm gradually becoming convinced this Arday guy is running the world's deepest long-game troll.

It's all too on the nose....

Anyone that woke wouldn't be clever enough to come up with anything this hilarious, let alone skilled enough to actually pull any of it off. He's gotta be giga-based.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:52 AM (Vq1pX)

Someone claimed this was Sasha Barron Cohen greatest role ever.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

118 To paraphrase Elaine Benes: "Where's the house?"
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Jeffersonville. It's a suburb of Louisville but across the river. Cute town. A little hipster-y but there's good craft beer and ethnic food.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:57 AM (2kZQr)

119 Wolfus, the UK or Aus? MfU YTer I told you about a few months ago is needing to take a break for illness and computer issues. Did you ever watch many of his vids?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026

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Bob Short, you mean? No; I'll have to look for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:57 AM (wzUl9)

120 Jeffersonville. It's a suburb of Louisville but across the river. Cute town. A little hipster-y but there's good craft beer and ethnic food.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026

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I'll look at house prices there on Realtor. With my luck, all I can get for my price range will be a piece of land, and that not very big.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:58 AM (wzUl9)

121 There are no moderate Democrats. Fetterman may talk like Joe Manchin but he votes like Liz Warren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:55 AM (2kZQr)

There are a bunch of moderate democrats.

They all have an R next to their name and shake their wattles about muh decorum and muh norms while fucking their own voters in the face like they just paid us with a tiny baggie of gutter-tier crank for the privilege.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:59 AM (Vq1pX)

122 > If the DSA gains a serious foothold, it may come to that. The Republic will not survive a communist takeover.
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Many believe that the Chinese were able to overthrow the US Government without firing a shot. They've got more than a handful of Congress on their payroll, lobbyists everywhere and have infiltrated most business and technology sectors here as well.

This "DSA" might very well be more of the same. Bought and paid for by China.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 08:00 AM (2Cry5)

123 The regulatory war on California’s oil and gas industry has forced production offshore—Californians now import 75 percent of their petroleum and 90 percent of their natural gas.

Maybe they can join the EU.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)

124 Wolfus, there's always the old Haney place. He'll make you a deal on it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

125 The results, in other words, show a Democratic Party split down the middle—between progressives and moderates
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There are no moderate Democrats. Fetterman may talk like Joe Manchin but he votes like Liz Warren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 07:55 AM (2kZQr)
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You're right, of course, and the split really should be written as between crazed leftists on the one hand and outright communists on the other, with the latter allied to terrorists. Spicy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 08:01 AM (svKyi)

126 Morning all. Saw this on Facebook:

GOOD RIDDANCE: Indian-born Democratic Rep. Shri Thanedar has been crushed in his primary.

Best known for repeatedly filing impeachment articles against President Trump, Thanedar now joins Jasmine Crockett, Eric Swalwell, Al Green, Dan Goldman, and the rest of the anti-Trump crowd in the political unemployment line.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2026 08:02 AM (pNtnm)

127 Wolfus, there's always the old Haney place. He'll make you a deal on it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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Getting the pig out first might be difficult to move in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 08:02 AM (svKyi)

128 > Jeffersonville. It's a suburb of Louisville but across the river. Cute town. A little hipster-y but there's good craft beer and ethnic food.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026

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I'll look at house prices there on Realtor. With my luck, all I can get for my price range will be a piece of land, and that not very big.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:58 AM (wzUl9)
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Stay away. Seriously.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 08:02 AM (2Cry5)

129 Oh, I just, uh, leased a house, out in the Hamptons, and I've *got* to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 05, 2026 08:02 AM (qC81n)

130 Who names their kid Shri?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1)

131 Wolfus, there's always the old Haney place. He'll make you a deal on it.

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You want a front door? That'll be extra. I just happen to have one right here.

Posted by: Mr. Haney at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

132 Bob Short, you mean? No; I'll have to look for it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 07:57 AM (wzUl9)

No, Wolfus. It's Dave from "Always Say UNCLE."

He's from Oz, and part of his stepping away is computer problems. I was going to suggest Pixy to him, but you can no longer comment on YouTube videos without creating a YT account. Yeah, ain't gonna do that just to leave a comment.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

133 "You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"

Pretty sure the 'running out of missiles' is just the latest "Hey, I noticed a problem that's been going on for a couple decades now" where our procurement pipelines suck and are bottlenecked to single manufacturies/companies for a lot of things. Thanks, NIMBY and Sierra Club and BANANA and single-source-no-bid-corruption! Probably some "oh, it's just so bean-countingly inefficient to have multiple suppliers for this thing we've got plenty of right this moment, let's consolidate the contracts in blatant ignorance of market forces!" in there too.

On the job front: Should be making the coordinations today for the client interview in the next few days. Hopefully that's it. As soon as I get a firm offer I'll accep and put in my two weeks (because the direct management chain and immediate coworkers have been good folks, this mess isn't their fault).

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (aJQbY)

134 There are a bunch of moderate democrats.

They all have an R next to their name and shake their wattles about muh decorum and muh norms while fucking their own voters in the face like they just paid us with a tiny baggie of gutter-tier crank for the privilege.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:59 AM (Vq1pX)

You're not wrong.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

135 They all have an R next to their name and shake their wattles about muh decorum and muh norms while fucking their own voters in the face like they just paid us with a tiny baggie of gutter-tier crank for the privilege.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2026 07:59 AM (Vq1pX)
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Was that wrong? No one ever told me that was wrong.

Posted by: McConnell Pool Boy John Thune at August 05, 2026 08:04 AM (svKyi)

136 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 05, 2026 08:05 AM (/6r4m)

137 There are a bunch of moderate democrats. They all have an R next to their name.
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Fair point.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 08:05 AM (nL93S)

138 You want a front door? That'll be extra. I just happen to have one right here.
Posted by: Mr. Haney at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)
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I'll take two!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford Cashed In at August 05, 2026 08:05 AM (svKyi)

139 I like big wattles and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir RINO-A-Lot at August 05, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1)

140 Two front doors makes for an awkward menage-a-trois.

Posted by: Delurker at August 05, 2026 08:07 AM (2Drhq)

141 Shri Thanedar

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I just saw his picture on an X post by Gunther Eagleman. OMG

https://tinyurl.com/mvbmtbpz

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

142 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 08:03 AM (aJQbY)
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I work in the contractor side. My spousal unit works on the Government side. The sausage making is ugly on both sides.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (nL93S)

143 But Trump talks to manipulate the markets, and keep the price of oil down. And it is working.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

It works domestically. It’s also training everyone in the Middle East, both friends and enemies, to discount everything the US says publicly as insincere nonsense. Someone wrote up a list of the times Iran had been threatened with blowing up all their bridges and power plants - I think the count is up to 13, with the US backing off each time.

Does anyone think they’re going to be impressed the 14th time?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (7WIKt)

144 Now Bernie is being used to amplify the division from the other side but corral the tent at the same time. Amazing watching this party work. They never ever stop.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:10 AM (sRo0+)

145 Especially because winter formulation is much cheaper.
Posted by: Community Notes

As long as I can still burn Platformate, I'm happy.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at August 05, 2026 08:10 AM (JM9I6)

146 Does anyone think they’re going to be impressed the 14th time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (7WIKt)

He only has to follow through once. And if it keeps our enemies confused and unsure if he means it, well, too bad for them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

147 Is tonight Bridge Eve or Power Plant Eve?
I want to decorate accordingly.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

148 Seems there is good news and bad news in the D's Michigan senate primary race.

The good news is Dr. Allahu Akbar squeaked out a win and is only 19,000-ish votes up; if McMorrow hadn't split the now centrist lunatic left vote Stevens would have won thus blunting the communist DSA's momentum. I take this to mean there is nearly zero chance Dr. AA is going to pick up enough of the Stevens/McMorrow vote to beat Rogers, the Republican, in the general election.

The bad news has to been seen from the communist insurgency perspective: The DSA most likely is going to take their recent major political successes as an indication that the winds of destiny are at their backs and that any loses are temporary setbacks. The Democrat party is a hollowed out geriatric day care center ready to collapse with not much pushing with the pushing from coming from the highly organized, youthful and ambitious DSA communist monsters. The DSA is the prairie fire envisioned by the 1960s Weather Underground. The DSA and their fevered communist revolution dreams are going to be a chronic threat for at least the next decade and worse if their Bolshevik claptrap becomes normalized.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 05, 2026 08:11 AM (KcT4I)

149 Who gives a shit what Iran thinks. A bunch of fatalists with a bully complex.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 08:13 AM (3ZNGI)

150 I always like this story that never got widespread exposure

60 Minutes Australia: Chinese President Xi Allowed 5 Million Out Of Wuhan

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2026 08:14 AM (Jw93N)

151 Does anyone think they’re going to be impressed the 14th time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (7WIKt)
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Seriously? Are you complaining the ME is falsely claimed "about to be peaceful"? Given that conflict is their way, this is what negotiation with Iran looks like, and will continue to look like. Just put it on "ignore" and you'll be happier.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2026 08:14 AM (aLYxy)

152 Thanedar losing by about 3k votes with 38000 left to be counted. He'll be replaced by a DSA guy, but at least we won't have to look at his toupee and weird eyebrows

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2026 08:14 AM (BFvh9)

153 I should play the lottery today. I had to call Social Security and got to an agent within 10 minutes who was actually helpful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

154 I actually hope El-Sayed wins the MI primary (too close to call now apparently)… because I think Rogers is more likely to beat him than the crazy lady. Also, civil war inside the Dem party is good for the country. Lots of chaos there please

Bernie Sanders is more and more showing his true disgusting attitudes

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 08:16 AM (yz/88)

155 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

156 Good morning JJ and horde
Pixy fixed his thread but JJ can't

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:17 AM (L8DX7)

157 That popup from yesterday still here… but strangely today it pops up and about half the time kills itself. The other half, I have to delete it. Strange

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 08:18 AM (yz/88)

158 Maybe one morning, Iran will wake up and there won't be any bridges or powerplants or refineries or bulk shipment complexes. And everyone will look at PDTS and ask why didn't you say something?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 05, 2026 08:18 AM (3Ope8)

159 Skip

ABP worked. Wipr does not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

160 A man named "Jeanine"? Doesn't *look* like a tranny in the photo, but that has to be the case, doesn't it?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2026 08:18 AM (xComp)

161 do you really want to be in a party where your leadership is taking huge amounts of money from AIPAC, which is supporting an extremist Netanyahu government that many of us believe has committed genocide?

FFS.......Look up the f*cking DEFINITION of the word 'genocide' and get back to me.

You are part of the problem, asshole. There IS no genocide, unless you're talking about what islham and the left is doing to CHRISTIANS around the world. THAT is an attempted extermination of an entire group of people.

There's no such THING as a 'palestinian,' so you can't commit genocide against it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:18 AM (2YhKe)

162 Good morning JJ and horde
Pixy fixed his thread but JJ can't
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:17 AM (L8DX7)

Seems Pixy needs to spread the wealth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

163 Today Is National Oyster Day. 🦪

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

164
Bernie Sanders is more and more showing his true disgusting attitudes
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 08:16 AM

Bernie has had ONE job in his entire life that wasn't government. He was in construction as a yute for a couple months, hated it, so he ran for local mayor. He actually won and has been sucking off the taxpayer teat ever since.

He's a worthless piece of shit that wouldn't know a hard day's work if it smacked him in the face like a 2x4.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

165 'Least I can get me a big bag of boner pills on here.

Posted by: Before You Go at August 05, 2026 08:21 AM (JM9I6)

166 I'm not having the ad popup on this thread in Chrome for my laptop like I was last night. May be a lingering issue for safari or a CDN (content distribution network, not canadian) caching thing?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 05, 2026 08:21 AM (aJQbY)

167 So.far just 1 ad

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:21 AM (L8DX7)

168 ( former ) Gov Inslee is a douche!

Posted by: Rex B at August 05, 2026 08:21 AM (R0XxO)

169
149 Who gives a shit what Iran thinks. A bunch of fatalists with a bully complex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 08:13 AM (3ZNGI)

Fatalist bullies with a full nuclear weapons program underneath Pickaxe mountain that is ongoing and which we’re set to do nothing about. (Except pretend it’s not there after admitting it is)

Trump’s most dangerous blind spot has always been his belief that every enemy ultimately wants a deal.

He understands businessmen. He understands leverage, pressure and the desire to walk away with a win. But radical Islamist regimes and movements do not define winning the same way. For them, negotiations are just another battlefield: a way to gain time, divide opponents, secure concessions and survive until the balance of power changes.

Iran wants a nuclear weapons program. No negotiations on Earth will stop them from getting one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:22 AM (7WIKt)

170 Some Marxists Judge will let the arsonist off with just getting his fingers burned

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2026 08:24 AM (L8DX7)

171 There is no other solution but an end to the fascists in Tehran. I do not want to be repeating this in yet another month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

172 I think the count is up to 13, with the US backing off each time.

Does anyone think they’re going to be impressed the 14th time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:08 AM (7WIKt)

He's already said that he really doesn't want to do that as he wants the people to have a relatively quick rebound to rebuilding their economy after a true negotiation and ceasefire is achieved.

Do the islhamoterrorists suck? Of course they do. But, the LAST thing, and he's said it MULTIPLE times, Trump wants to do is carpet bomb the entire country and kill the innocents along with the blood thirsty terrorists currently in charge.

But, there are those that just won't be happy unless Iran is glass.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

173 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

174 Tom Servo , you continue to elevate the IRGC to " equal partner" status. If the Israelis thought there was a nuke in pickaxe they wouldn't hesitate to demolish it

Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 08:27 AM (3ZNGI)

175 But, there are those that just won't be happy unless Iran is glass.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

Can we at least make it a nice plexi?

Posted by: those that just won't be happy unless Iran is at August 05, 2026 08:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

176 I use DDG as a browser which is I guess Google Chrome. Haven't seen any ads this week, so there's that.
But the one I recall most vividly from sometime back was the senior citizen lady in the unusual gray sweater with rather pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

177 big bag of boner pills

For your bag of dicks

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 08:28 AM (bGKHx)

178
Related to all of that, this madness is going on

in my newish home state of Wisconsin

Funny, it don't look newish!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 05, 2026 08:28 AM (iJfKG)

179 people people people

Firefox + Adblock Ultimate = pleasant internet experience

Posted by: the good folks at ACME Corp at August 05, 2026 08:28 AM (ZxPkt)

180 Pixy's Pop-Ups have become the new Price of Eggs.
Bored? Just mention it once and everybody will chime in.
You'll get a coast-to-coast Pop-Up Report in just minutes.
What effect will this have on the mid-terms?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 05, 2026 08:30 AM (zdLoL)

181 Funny, it don't look newish!

Posted by: naturalfake

Rhinoplasty works wonders!

Posted by: Formerly "Hook-Nose" Schwartz at August 05, 2026 08:32 AM (JM9I6)

182 Every time I refresh the page, I get a bunch of ads. What is going on?

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 08:32 AM (Oy/m2)

183 $1.43 a dozen on Monday at Aldi.

Posted by: Poultry Newz Network at August 05, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Did You Know?

It’s technically called Trinitite, named after the test site in Nevada after the first implosion type gadget was detonated. A very large sheet of green colored glass, formerly sand, was found surrounding the remains of the test stand.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026 08:33 AM (QC8l5)

185 Every time I refresh the page, I get a bunch of ads. What is going on?
Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 08:32 AM (Oy/m2)

It started yesterday. I'm assuming someone is alerting Pixy to do something.

Other than that, change browsers or download an ad blocker.

It's likely a temporary setback.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

186 BrowserWars

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2026 08:33 AM (ZxPkt)

187 Central Florida-based Hamburger Mary’s, a restaurant chain known for hosting drag performances, sued to block the law, arguing it violated the First and 14th Amendments because its definitions were unconstitutionally vague and overly broad.

Who da fuck takes their childrens for hamburgers and puppetry of the penis?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

188 Pixy's Pop-Ups have become the new Price of Eggs.
Bored? Just mention it once and everybody will chime in.
You'll get a coast-to-coast Pop-Up Report in just minutes.
What effect will this have on the mid-terms?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 05, 2026 08:30 AM (zdLoL)

It's all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

189 A series of videos shows Ruiz resisting arrest and lunging at officers until one officer shot and killed him.

The BLM/anti-police stuff started with "the police are killing unarmed black people for no reason and therefore we should defund them" and is now at "the police shot a hispanic guy that tried to stab them with a knife while in commission of a crime and therefore we should defund them"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:35 AM (sKqQm)

190
It's all just a distraction from the Epstein files.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 05, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

Yes, because the TRUTH is, Trump is a felon who rapes children, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

191 No not climate change but yet another firebug who has to cause a manmade change of our climate to prove it exists.

When Crichton wrote "State of Fear" the FNM argued he was a conspiracy theory believing crank and yet the left keeps enacting the plot of the story...with the occasional help of careless illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:37 AM (sKqQm)

192 $220 BILLION OF YOUR MONEY IS GETTING LAUNDERED THROUGH THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Rep. Harriet Hageman exposed the entire racket on camera.

The Department of Education runs a ~$280 billion annual budget.

Less than 25% ever reaches students in the classroom.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2026 08:37 AM (Jw93N)

193
Michigan's dimestore Mandami sucked $61 out of the wymyn's AIPAC CIA co-op that went to supporting one of their angry fat lesbians.

Bravo.

Don't discount a 400% turnout in Dearborn and Ann Arbor this November though, and Mike Rodgers has been beaten before.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:37 AM (Y8DZL)

194 Quarter Twenty

That woman in the grey sweater was hot.

To win her, I would probably have to add $15 million to my net worth and add 10 years to my age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

195 The BLM/anti-police stuff started with "the police are killing unarmed black people for no reason and therefore we should defund them" and is now at "the police shot a hispanic guy that tried to stab them with a knife while in commission of a crime and therefore we should defund them"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:35 AM (sKqQm)

Body Cams are shining the light on the ghetto denizens. Did not turn out like they thought.

Posted by: Flock Us at August 05, 2026 08:38 AM (qC81n)

196 $220 BILLION OF YOUR MONEY IS GETTING LAUNDERED THROUGH THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Rep. Harriet Hageman exposed the entire racket on camera.

The Department of Education runs a ~$280 billion annual budget.

Less than 25% ever reaches students in the classroom.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2026 08:37 AM (Jw93N)
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Wasn't the DOE supposed to be shut down by now?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (P3X50)

197 I've heard a lot of loose talk that the Democrat Party is destroying itself in the ascendancy of its far Left. This is dangerous nonsense.

It's the bigger of the "two" Parties, and the oldest political Party in the world.

People have a tribal affiliation to it, and even if they hadn't been raised from the cradle to hate and fear the GOP, that's a do-nothing, go-nowhere Party whose only platform is "tax breaks for our major donors."

It can't attract anyone, and it's only draw for independents, the Right-wing base, and disillusioned Dems - Trump - will leave the scene forever in a couple years. They are the Party that's in deep shit, not the other way around.

As of 2028, the Democrats will be in their strongest relative position in the prior 15 years, without regard to the midterms, where they will likely make some gains, not losses.

And by then, they will have ceded control of the Party apparatus to the DSA. They're about to be the most threatening political force in American history. Whistle past that graveyard at your own peril... If you think the same old cucks in new red hats will thwart this menace, you're in for the shock of a lifetime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

198
To win her, I would probably have to add $15 million to my net worth and add 10 years to my age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

199 . Ruiz’s death sparked the typical leftist reaction: violence and threats of violence. All the necessary ingredients were present: the officers involved were white, and Ruiz was black (although five separate court records list him as “Caucasian,” which raises different questions)

You can't shake a stick without hitting a Ruiz in the black community..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)

200 Anna Nicole Smith

I will say something that will shock Bulg. Your boobs are too big. And fake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

201 It's all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

Occasionally I'll engage with these sorts of people...

You know Trump released the files after the Democrats sat on them for years right? And they named a bunch of leftwing pols, leftwing academics, and leftwing celebrities all currying favor from Epstein AFTER his arrest right?

But but but not all the files!

So you think there are other files but you don't care about the people listed in the files that are publicly available? Why aren't you demanding they be arrested or cancelled or hell why don't you stop paying to go to their movies?!?

THAT ISN'T THE SAME!

Also why did you say there were no Epstein files or clients in 2024 and that this was all a rightwing conspiracy theory?

You are a Jew PDF!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

202
My pop-up blocker no work against the HQ's -

New Annoyance and Unfriendly Pop-Up Feature.

Sad.

If I even scroll down too fast" it pops-up. Not to mention every time you refresh.

Of course, Ace has gotta make a buck, but I believe this will drive views away and suppress discussion since it pops-up every time you refresh.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (iJfKG)

203 "Michigan's dimestore Mandami sucked $61 out of the wymyn's AIPAC CIA co-op..."
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Is sixty one dollars a lot?

Posted by: Because I might have that much on me at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

204 … with rather pronounced hooterage.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 05, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

Pronounced Hooterage would be a good name for a girl-band

This ad thing is really getting annoying…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 08:42 AM (yz/88)

205 naturalfake

Would we pay for posting privileges here to avoid ads?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

206
174 Tom Servo , you continue to elevate the IRGC to " equal partner" status. If the Israelis thought there was a nuke in pickaxe they wouldn't hesitate to demolish it
Posted by: Ben Had at August 05, 2026 08:27 AM (3ZNGI)

Not with the US telling them to stand down, they won’t. And Israel doesn’t have the deep penetrators needed to go through 100 meters of granite, only the US does.

More than one Israeli source with ties to the IDF believes that Iran already has a crude working weapon; at the very least a “dirty bomb” they could launch at Tel Aviv.

Israel’s deterrence is not to hope they can stop it, but to promise to launch nukes back at Tehran if this happens. That’s the true endgame everyone wants to avoid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:43 AM (7WIKt)

207 743 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

208 Is sixty one dollars a lot?
Posted by: Because I might have that much on me at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

Dammit! That's over three times the going rate!

Posted by: I mean.... at August 05, 2026 08:43 AM (1Ff7Z)

209 Wasn't the DOE supposed to be shut down by now?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM

++++

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 05, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

210 743 and thru da links
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

Enjoy the 19th!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

211 Also why did you say there were no Epstein files or clients in 2024 and that this was all a rightwing conspiracy theory?

You are a Jew PDF!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)
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And to think my late mother wanted me to grow up to become a DOC!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:45 AM (P3X50)

212
Enjoy the 19th!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:45 AM (1Ff7Z)

Maybe a good name for a BBQ place.........

The 19th Whole Hog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

213 Well for me the popups have gotten worse, if possible. I had to clear them three times just to refresh comments just now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 07:36 AM (7WIKt)

Pop ups? I guess using an ancient version of Chrome with AdBlock Plus, on a Win 8.1 laptop works.

Site loads quickly, no popups.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (hmYU4)

214 Wasn't the DOE supposed to be shut down by now?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM

++++

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 05, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)
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/gnashes teeth and shakes fist

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (P3X50)

215 204 But the members of said band would in fact have to have pronounced hooterage.

So, is the most well-endowed female musician (outside of opera)?

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

216
You are a Jew PDF!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)
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What does this have to do with me?

Posted by: Adobe Acrobat at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

217 You are a Jew PDF!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)
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And to think my late mother wanted me to grow up to become a DOC!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:45 AM

*golfclap*

Posted by: Microsoft addict at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

218
So, is the most well-endowed female musician (outside of opera)?
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

I mean, OTHER than Dolly Parton?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)

219 If you think the same old cucks in new red hats will thwart this menace, you're in for the shock of a lifetime.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)
=====

They will fold like the empty suits they are.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 05, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

220 The 19th Whole Hog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

White shoes required for entry.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

221 The 19th Whole Hog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

So is that the 19th store location?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

222 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 05, 2026 08:48 AM (53oGX)

223 The Department of Education runs a ~$280 billion annual budget.

Less than 25% ever reaches students in the classroom.
Posted by: SMOD
___________

That's about $4,000 per student in the US. Which still seems like way too much for the feds to be spending on what is essentially a state issue.

And then 3X that amount for administrators and what, NGO grift?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 08:48 AM (XvL8K)

224
So is that the 19th store location?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

If they're lucky.

But the logo would be a pig in one of those Payne Stewart type outfits holding a driver.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

225 218 I’d forgotten all about Dolly. Despite her bodaciousness, I never found her particularly attractive, and couldn’t stand her voice.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

226 radical transformation of the Democratic Party
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What is the Democrat Party establishment actually giving up during this "transformation"?

Where is the ideological fault line? Support of Israel? The Democrat Party HATES Israel and has explicitly supported terrorists for 30 years.

Saying the quiet part out loud might not be the loss everyone here seems to think it is. They are shifting the Overton Window all the way to the Far Left - now communism becomes just another thing some people believe.

It's incredibly malignant and underhanded but you have to hand it to these people. Somewhere someone had a looong conversation - "we need a MAGA on our side" and realized they could do it with a "dangerous movement" rather than a single "dangerous person". It's wild to watch in real time.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (sRo0+)

227 AG Blanche Seeks to Strip Naturalized Citizenship from Immigrants Accused of Attempted Murder, Child Sex Crimes

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Picky, picky, picky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (ndZc7)

228 White shoes required for entry.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

White Shoe days dwindle down to a precious few....

Posted by: Labor Day is Coming at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

229
174 Tom Servo , you continue to elevate the IRGC to " equal partner" status.”

Ironically, that’s the entire reason I oppose the idea of these “negotiations”. They are NOT “equal partners”, and should never be treated as such.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (7WIKt)

230 If they're lucky.

But the logo would be a pig in one of those Payne Stewart type outfits holding a driver.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

with a Jackie Stewart Cap

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

231 I’d forgotten all about Dolly. Despite her bodaciousness, I never found her particularly attractive, and couldn’t stand her voice.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

You didn't ask for a critique, only 'endowed.' Her melons were impressive LONG before she got 'enhanced.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

232 White Shoe days dwindle down to a precious few....
Posted by: Labor Day is Coming at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

Sigh.

Posted by: Straw Boater at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

233 Is sixty one dollars a lot?
Posted by: Because I might have that much on me at August 05, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

With our exciting new matching fund program we can turn your $61 into $183 Zimbabwean dollars!

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (Y8DZL)

234
with a Jackie Stewart Cap
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:49 AM (/+uur)

I think they wore the same style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

235 Clay Travis

"Secondly, I am putting in an application to get a WNBA franchise for my home, Nashville. It's going to be the most inclusive team that has ever existed. Only trans. Only men who identify as women on the team!"

"The Nashville Balls. We are going to be the greatest, the greatest women's basketball team starring men of all time."

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

236 every time you refresh.
Like pissing

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (GJpSo)

237 I think they wore the same style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

Required for all Stewarts

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)

238 60 Minutes Australia
9News Melbourne @60Mins
In January President Xi Jinping made a decision that would ultimately condemn the world: allowing 5 million people to leave the epicentre of the virus without being screened. #60Mins
10:34 AM · Mar 29, 2020

... no proof it came from Wuhan ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

239 Clay Travis

"Secondly, I am putting in an application to get a WNBA franchise for my home, Nashville. It's going to be the most inclusive team that has ever existed. Only trans. Only men who identify as women on the team!"

"The Nashville Balls. We are going to be the greatest, the greatest women's basketball team starring men of all time."
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

There's a trans in France that is willing to come to the WNBA. He's averaging 20 rebounds a game, and supposedly they're not all 'mebounds.'

They should welcome him with open legs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

240 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

Yup. In five years after it no longer matters, coordination between the tippy top of the DNC and the tippy top of the DSA will be exposed. This is not a takeover, it's a rebrand.

They are copying Trump.

Our saving grace is Trump knows exactly what they're doing since he did it first.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:53 AM (sRo0+)

241 The DSA will succeed beyond their wildest dreams because most americans are fat indolents who only want to ride their mobility scooters around wally world spending other people's money.

Prepare for the worst because it's coming.

Posted by: Drink Heavily at August 05, 2026 08:54 AM (qC81n)

242 It’s technically called Trinitite, named after the test site in Nevada after the first implosion type gadget was detonated. A very large sheet of green colored glass, formerly sand, was found surrounding the remains of the test stand.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 05, 2026

***
And if you stand near it for too long, you will glow in the dark.

(/s; animal tissue does not glow. It simply dies, slowly.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (wzUl9)

243 Dad poses as 11-year-old daughter on TikTok and lures her alleged rapist to home to shoot him

https://tinyurl.com/48u8pypp

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

244 Prepare for the worst because it's coming.
Posted by: Drink Heavily at August 05, 2026 08:54 AM (qC81n)

Some book says something like that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

245 "The Nashville Balls. We are going to be the greatest, the greatest women's basketball team starring men of all time."
Posted by: r hennigantx
_________

Tennessee Testeedos

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (XvL8K)

246 Clay Travis also upped his ante to $10m for the Vegas Aces, the champs from last year, to play the boys state championship team of his choosing.

The women win, they split the cash however they want. The boys win, the money splits however they want.

The game airs on PPV and the proceeds go to the Tunnel 2 Towers Foundation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

247 Seems like a big deal. The FBI opened a criminal investigation of Trump under the theory he was acting as an agent of Russia when he fired Comey which they knew was a lie.

>>@jsolomonReports
·
2h
>>BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: This morning, the White House Government Transparency Task Force released newly declassified documents exposing an FBI criminal investigation code-named Oxferd Comma. The documents can be downloaded here

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (viF8m)

248
Tennessee Testeedos

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (XvL8K)

Very nice!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

249 What is the Democrat Party establishment actually giving up during this "transformation"?

Well, they did lose John Cornyn and apparently Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Howdy at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (qL0eq)

250 Tennessee Testeedos

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (XvL8K)

Very nice!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

Great. Now here comes Big Penguin.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM (1Ff7Z)

251 Chinamen made lots of investment in fashion, leather industries in Northern Italy and let their exposed travel there. This brought Covid to Europe. It was an act of war.

Posted by: Don't Forget at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM (JM9I6)

252
Ignored but expected Michigan result last night Puts Jocelyn Benson against John James for governor.

So a board of director of a NPO which gave money to the KKK is running against a black man.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Y8DZL)

253 Right now I'm getting the same pop-up ad. The same woman wears different colored blouses.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM (Oy/m2)

254 Oligachy!!

Posted by: Fully trained Bernie LLM at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (dJeAh)

255 Dad poses as 11-year-old daughter on TikTok and lures her alleged rapist to home to shoot him

https://tinyurl.com/48u8pypp
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

And his bond was a LOT bigger than the dude they have evidence molested MULTIPLE children, including a toddler........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

256 In my county, 30% of registered voters cast ballots yesterday.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ)

257 Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

Motherfucker isn't dead. The article says "if he is released from jail". They have videos of him sexually assaulting kids. I hope they tell all his fellow inmates about the videos.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (sRo0+)

258 Chinamen made lots of investment in fashion, leather industries in Northern Italy and let their exposed travel there. This brought Covid to Europe. It was an act of war.
Posted by: Don't Forget at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM (JM9I6)

Never forget, it's INCREDIBLY likely Nancy Pelosi knew of this strategy when she suggested "Everyone Hug a Chinaman Day."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:59 AM (2YhKe)

259 naturalfake

Would we pay for posting privileges here to avoid ads?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

Probably not.

But, I don't use an ad blocker or any other tricks like that that many here use.

a one-time pop-up is fine with me but the constant pop-up is too much of an annoyance for me.

One of the things that has driven Ace's business model is the open model that allows easy access and silly fun like fake nics.

Take that away and you might as well have restricted commenting.

Not sure if Ace's format would work on youTube (TJM's new video has a tone of ads) or some other set-up

Posted by: naturalfake at August 05, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

260 There were predictions El Sayed would beat Haley by 5 to 10 points. He barely beat her by a couple points. And she was a terrible candidate who sounds like a cartoon.

That was not a great night for the DSA in Michigan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

261 Not sure if Ace's format would work on youTube (TJM's new video has a tone of ads) or some other set-up

Posted by: naturalfake at August 05, 2026 08:59 AM (iJfKG)

As I said above, YouTube requires an account for you to post comments there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 09:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

262 Dad poses as 11-year-old daughter on TikTok and lures her alleged rapist to home to shoot him
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

And his bond was a LOT bigger than the dude they have evidence molested MULTIPLE children, including a toddler........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

Of course. Surely most everybody has figured it out by now. Law Enforcement isn't about any kind of Justice. Its about Control of the general population.

To Law Enforcement, a rape here and there is just part of it. They'll either get to it or they won't. But a vigilante threatens the authority of Law Enforcement. It threatens their Control.

Posted by: Howdy at August 05, 2026 09:00 AM (qL0eq)

263 Jeanine?

A boy named Sue?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 05, 2026 09:01 AM (qFwJc)

264 I think they wore the same style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

Required for all Stewarts
Posted by: r hennigantx

Now, now, now, wha, what's this?
-- Jimmy Stewart

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ)

265 Posted by: Drink Heavily at August 05, 2026 08:54 AM (qC81n)

Could you have included something about Boomers in your critique?/s

I don't know "most Americans " which you describe and it doesn't sound like most of the posters here. I don't have a mobility scooter and have never been to Disney World, Although I think it's a fine place to visit but quite expensive as I understand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2026 09:03 AM (wmzkx)

266 And his bond was a LOT bigger than the dude they have evidence molested MULTIPLE children, including a toddler........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

Of course. Surely most everybody has figured it out by now. Law Enforcement isn't about any kind of Justice. Its about Control of the general population.

To Law Enforcement, a rape here and there is just part of it. They'll either get to it or they won't. But a vigilante threatens the authority of Law Enforcement. It threatens their Control.
Posted by: Howdy at August 05, 2026 09:00 AM (qL0eq)
*********
And the New Democrat Party wants to abolish prisons.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

267 A boy named Sue?
Posted by: no one of any consequence

How do you do?

Posted by: Now You Gonna Die at August 05, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)

268 And the New Democrat Party wants to abolish prisons.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

Again, not a surprise. But they sure won't abolish Law Enforcement. Not once they have control of them.

Posted by: Howdy at August 05, 2026 09:04 AM (qL0eq)

269 "The Nashville Balls. We are going to be the greatest, the greatest women's basketball team starring men of all time."
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 05, 2026 08:51 AM

Men make the best women.

Posted by: Jamie Farr at August 05, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

270 Again, not a surprise. But they sure won't abolish Law Enforcement. Not once they have control of them.
Posted by: Howdy

Yep. They just want to swap out the inmates, and imprison the normies.

Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

271 Again, not a surprise. But they sure won't abolish Law Enforcement. Not once they have control of them.
-------

Back the Blue

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2026 09:06 AM (sRo0+)

272 Howdy

Us pragmatists would not even make it to the camps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

273 Dad poses as 11-year-old daughter on TikTok and lures her 24alleged rapist to home to shoot him

-
Old fashion American know how.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 05, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

274 Morn' all.. I see Collins is up to her crap again refusing to confirm Blanche because he's too "partisan". hey Susan was Garland too partisan or Holder ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 09:08 AM (LNFum)

275 Again, not a surprise. But they sure won't abolish Law Enforcement. Not once they have control of them.
Posted by: Howdy

Yep. They just want to swap out the inmates, and imprison the normies.
Posted by: Bulg at August 05, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

And as long as the paychecks flow ? The vast majority of Law Enforcement will go along with it. Oh - it might take a half-assed lie that anyone can see through. A little sugar to make the medicine go down like some kind of insurrection or militia or white supremacy. But they'll go along with it.

Posted by: Howdy at August 05, 2026 09:08 AM (qL0eq)

276 Would not surprise me in the least if democrat capos are tweaking the results in Michigan's El-Sayed v. Stevens Senate race. They've probably determined that El-Sayed is just a bit too Commie/Islamist for 2026.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 05, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR)

277 Aaron Farinacci is a psychotic psychopath and in my view, incapable of living in a free society. He clearly represents a danger to others and has taken everything from hundreds since his release from prison. He is an arsonist and a murderer, the later of which should have precluded his release into society and prevented the former. At this stage, the only appropriate punishment is to burn him at the stake so that he can get a taste of hell before he goes there. 'People' such as he have forfeited the right to breathe by their own actions. He is the spawn of Satan and needs to go home to visit daddy.

/I don't much care for the asshoe.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 05, 2026 09:08 AM (JNTt1)

278 It's all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

At this point, its just a "Remember the Alamo" or "Lock Her Up" slogan that does nothing more than show tribal allegiance.

It is what is said when the person uttering it has nothing to say but also wants to "contribute" to the "discussion".

Posted by: Community Notes at August 05, 2026 09:08 AM (PVBkQ)

279 White shoes required for entry.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

White Shoe days dwindle down to a precious few....
Posted by: Labor Day is Coming

White shoes = Pat Boone

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2026 09:09 AM (pNtnm)

280 > And the New Democrat Party wants to abolish prisons.
----------
I think the key here is that they want to abolish prisons for themselves and keep them open for us.

The left always tells you what they're going to do, but they also always make allowances for themselves to be absolved of any blowback.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2026 09:09 AM (2Cry5)

281 253 Right now I'm getting the same pop-up ad. The same woman wears different colored blouses.
Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2026 08:57 AM

My secret is Velcro.

Posted by: The woman in the ad at August 05, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

282 Wasn't the DOE supposed to be shut down by now?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2026 08:39 AM (P3X50)

Despite being unconstitutional, the Department of Education was created via legislation and, therefore, can only be gotten rid of via legislation. Further, IINM, Trump is required to spend any money that Congress allocates for specific purposes so Education is probably diminished as much as can legally be accomplished.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

283 So the Commie in MI won or not ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (LNFum)

284 There's a trans in France that is willing to come to the WNBA. He's averaging 20 rebounds a game, and supposedly they're not all 'mebounds.'

They should welcome him with open legs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

I have long advocated for Caitlin’s team to hire 4 euro-ball players, and put them on the court with her. And they will all wear long blond wigs with braids and call themselves “Mary”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (7WIKt)

285 A boy named Sue?
Posted by: no one of any consequence
________

You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Rooftop Korean at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K)

286 There were predictions El Sayed would beat Haley by 5 to 10 points. He barely beat her by a couple points. And she was a terrible candidate who sounds like a cartoon.

That was not a great night for the DSA in Michigan.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

I think El Sayed baaaarrrely winning is the worst possible outcome for the Dems.

It lends itself too perfectly to second-guessing should he lose in November.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (AdHga)

287 White shoes = Pat Boone
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2026 09:09 AM (pNtnm)

Doc Marten's = Metal Pat Boone

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

288 I sure hope and pray the Talerico/Paxton race is not as close as theyEl-Sayed/ Steven's race or I will be having a meltdown on the Wednesday after the election.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

289 Dad poses as 11-year-old daughter on TikTok and lures her 24alleged rapist to home to shoot him

Dads With Daughters range day this Saturday!

(Dude lived)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (pNtnm)

290 The Nashville Balls is funny! Their theme song could be AC/DC’s Big Balls… played in their home arena for lineup intros

It’d be better than MJ’s Bulls being introduced to Alan Parsons’ Sirius (not really… that intro nothing could beat it.. I get goosebumps watching replays to this day)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (yz/88)

291 My pop-up blocker no work against the HQ's -

Are you on a mobile device?
What browser do you use?

Solutions have been proffered countless times, perhaps you're a corner case.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

292 So the Commie in MI won or not ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (LNFum)

I read this morning, the islhamocommie won the D primary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 05, 2026 09:12 AM (2YhKe)

293 Remember when Antifa was running wild in Portland and the mayor did nothing about it arguing people have a right to protest until one Antifa member slapped him? And how then the police demolished Antifa encampments and started arresting members...all for a short time until the mayor and antifa leaders came to an understanding?

Well, "abolish the police" would yield something like this. If you, as a normie, is robbed or raped they'd send a social worker to tell you it is your own fault while if someone who is connected was a victim of crime they'd send the men with the guns to deal with it.

And the FNM would tell you this is all reasonable and fair.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

294 I have long advocated for Caitlin’s team to hire 4 euro-ball players, and put them on the court with her. And they will all wear long blond wigs with braids and call themselves “Mary”.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Four East Germans or Russians.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (pNtnm)

295 One suggestion Nashville Ballers reads/sounds better while keeping the same joke

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

296 Bulg — I agree with you; I never found Dolly Parton particularly attractive despite her massive hooterage…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (yz/88)

297 Would we pay for posting privileges here to avoid ads?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

What about being able to actually perma-ban trolls? Editing comments?

OTOH, it would be yet another mechanism for us to be tracked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

298 Tan shoes with pink shoelaces.

Posted by: Dodie Stevens at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1)

299 the Commie in MI won or not ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2026 09:10 AM (LNFum)
*****
Too close to call.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (NpAcC)

300 Good morning!

Haven't had the nerve to check the primary results.
Not sure I want to know. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2026 09:13 AM (X8xt3)

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