Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos

Boy this is a day of Internet Pests come to grief.

Roland Martin, if you've forgotten, is a racial supremacist. His race is Troll. He is a literal troll-man. He's got the body of a potato and a head of a potato, but a different potato.*

This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

He was involved in that matter of giving Hillary Clinton the questions before her fake CNN "debate" with Bernie Sanders.

And now some people are making claims of a sexual nature about him. Roland Martin says these claims are part of an "extortion" plot and is suing anyone who posts images or the video.

Because he's threatening to sue everyone, I'll say that I totally believe him and I believe that he will be vindicated in court in his battle with these internet smear-merchants and blackmailers.

Google AI:

Social media and gossip commentators, including Tasha K and Wack 100, circulated unverified rumors and claims regarding alleged leaked compromising photos and private footage involving journalist Roland Martin.
Martin and his team characterized the online claims as an extortion and blackmail plot, addressing the rumors through legal threats against the distribution of such material.
Background and Context
Gossip platforms and digital creators spread rumors claiming that compromising media involving Martin had been obtained.
Online commentators alleged an extortion or blackmail attempt tied to the unverified materials.Martin's side and related digital reports noted threats of legal action against individuals attempting to distribute or monetize the purported content.

Black Conservative Perspective is forced to mention this but wants it to be known that he has no opinion on these completely-fake allegations at all, which by the way he mentions might involve the prostitute vigorously penetrating him.

Allegedly -- and remember, these false rumors are being pushed by blackmailers and smear merchants. Do not be misled, these are all LIES which you must disbelieve!

Again, I'm aghast at these lies being spread about Roland Martin. To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

Courage.

* Lightly cribbed from Woody Allen but f*** that guy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:27 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (cpFbA)

2 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

3 "Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos"

Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)

4 I warned the previous thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

5 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

6 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

7 Yuck...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (FtULh)

8 "Outrageous! Dwarfish Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos"

Looking at this guys video compromising positions can mean only one thing, someone had him bent over and rogering his fart clam.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2026 04:28 PM (cpFbA)

Seems like some of these factions in the oppo party are getting sporty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

9 taters eh....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

10 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

They attract them, and break them more.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

11 Everybody is losing their shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:31 PM (wOO3z)

12 Roland Sweet Cheeks Martin.

Sounds like he is butthurt

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (NtVYv)

13 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat

The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

14
Wait... Roland Martin race swapped and gave up fishing?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

15 Rowan and Martin >>>>>Roland Martin

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)

16 Roland Martin looks like an older version of that deformed black imp who was on the Howard Stern show.

The guy is so ugly and creepy I can't believe he would ever appear on camera.

These are the mutants who purport to speak for Democraps and blacks?

Holy. Shit. Fuck. Me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

17 Roland Martin is just another in a long line of... individuals, let's say... who I could happily go the rest of my life without hearing about again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)

18 "Black Conservative Perspective is forced to mention this but wants it to be known that he has no opinion on these completely-fake allegations at all, which by the way he mentions might involve the prostitute vigorously penetrating him."

There is an obvious explanation for this. Obviously said Lady-of-the-Night is in medical school and is engaging in sechs/seggs work (which is real work, you guize!) on the side to help pay for it. Martin looks old and probably needs a colonoscopy, so this stronk, independent, intelligent woman obliged him. Not only for the money, but for practice, you see?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)

19 THE BLADE STRIKES AGAIN?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

strikes out?
Posted by: Oldcat

The Blade is the Mighty Casey at the Bat?
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
______

Woulda been three in a row, but it was not meant to be. Too slow on the draw this time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

20 I liked Roland Martin's Laugh-In.

Shame what's happened to him since.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

21 Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)

22 Dang.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (0PCyC)

23 Woulda been three in a row, but it was not meant to be. Too slow on the draw this time.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

woulda coulda shoulda

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

24 That's not my butthole !

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

25
Bitch set me up !

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

26 This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

Hey man, leave me out of this.

Posted by: Talcum X at August 06, 2026 04:34 PM (9ZFZd)

27
The obviously untrue rumor has it that the potato troll is penetrated by a rutabaga wielding an underage carrot!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (iJfKG)

28 Our national security is in the best of hands!

"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

29 Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 06, 2026 04:33 PM (SExz7)

No. But if in the past he was trusted in a big Dem op and now is free to be chewed up...well well well.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)

30 Roland, Roland, Roland,
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them doggies rollin',
Rawhide

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (bNf8H)

31 He acting like dem Greek homos!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (wOO3z)

32 That's one mighty big, fat dwarf. Chubby even. And soft.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (2Cry5)

33 So this is right up there with rosie odonnell herpes lip.

The blog is trolling us.

Posted by: Where is the punching down guy when you need him at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (CXjxF)

34 He would fit right in at Shawshank

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (jrgJz)

35 This saying sex and this guy is gag producing...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (FtULh)

36 I guess it's a slow news day.

Posted by: Hormuz Chili at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (qUkBO)

37 Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

38 >>>* Lightly cribbed from Woody Allen but f*** that guy.

lol
That's one way to give credit.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (8mulE)

39 So troll porn is real?

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (Wt1Rs)

40 "REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Wood chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (wOO3z)

41 I am extremely proud to admit that I have no idea who any of these people are. Wack 100, indeed. :eyeroll emoji:

Posted by: Mr. Wawa at August 06, 2026 04:37 PM (TDkIk)

42 Yeah, bend me, shape me, any way you want me
Long as you peg me, it's all right
Bend me, shape me, any way you want me
You got the power to turn on the light

Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (wVcYX)

43 This post is an amazing appetite suppressant.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (0PCyC)

44 I liked Roland Martin's Laugh-In.

Wasn't there a dude with a Saturday morning fishing show named Roland Martin? Or at least Roland [ Something ], I'm sure about that part.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (vTZFs)

45 If the British journo Richard 'dick' Quest can survive being arrested high as fuck at 3 am in Central Park with a string tied around his crank and attached to a dildo in his shoe, I think this guy will survive. That's my all time favorite journalist story.

Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)

46 What is it with the holier than thou leftist asswipes who constantly claim moral superiority and are "secretly" a bunch of horndog cretins who get off on all sorts of nasty perversions?

Honestly.

It is exhausting.

Repeat after me: I am a sinner in need of redemption....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (hfIju)

47 B-ass Masters with Roland Martin

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (0PCyC)

48 This troll stuff is really about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Science at August 06, 2026 04:39 PM (Wt1Rs)

49 Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos

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That totally don't exist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (ndZc7)

50 If the British journo Richard 'dick' Quest can survive being arrested high as fuck at 3 am in Central Park with a string tied around his crank and attached to a dildo in his shoe, I think this guy will survive. That's my all time favorite journalist story.
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2026 04:38 PM (enNUy)

Well, British. Stiff upper something.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

51 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat

Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

52 Just another fat black nasty sodomite who likes having things shoved up his rectum while having a micro penis.

Yawn.

Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (F1rMs)

53
Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?

He used to be on CNN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (Cqx++)

54 Didn't he use to host Laugh-In?

Posted by: Back in the day at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)

55 Martin was the guy who while at CNN gave questions for the debate in 2016 to Donna Brazile
I hope the vid shows Martin getting pegged by Whoopi Goldberg. At least that's what I hear. Maybe I made it up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (KY+FT)

56 I feel a Disney thread coming up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (JvZF+)

57 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

Could you quit sending that garbage up here? Please? What did we do to deserve this?

Okay, I will grant you Murkowski, but that bitch won't live forever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)

58
I liked Roland Martin on Laugh-In.

Sock it to me.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)

59 Laugh Way Way In

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (0PCyC)

60
If these videos featured Sybil Danning and Pam Grier I still wouldn't watch.

Well, maybe a edited version.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (Y8DZL)

61 58
I liked Roland Martin on Laugh-In.

Sock it to me.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)

Plastic hippies have no bippies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (hfIju)

62 >>Roland Martin

Say goodnight dick.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (ppr2L)

63 Sounds like the perfect crew for the North Slope Ice Patrol cutter. Recall em to active duty.
Posted by: Oldcat

Send 'em to Kerguelen to study the parasites they are required to pick by hand off penguins.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

Might be considered a provocation by France, who might shoot.

Sounds good.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

64 That ain't my butthole, I'm just holding it for a friend..

Posted by: Rollie Martin at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (eIAFE)

65
Isn't he a Solarian from Doctor Who?

The dumb, potato people

Posted by: The Coyotes at August 06, 2026 04:42 PM (q83gU)

66

www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)

67 This is your big debut!
It's like a dream come true!
So won't you smile for the camera?
I know you're gonna love it, Peg.
Allegedly!

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (avzFa)

68 >>>REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel . . .

Shoot, looks like they got the whole set.

Has anyone suggested that they emulate Colonel Redl as a post career move, after copying Kim Philby for their careers?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

69 28 Our national security is in the best of hands!

"REVEALED: Top American Generals Joined a CCP Spy Front's Backchannel Pushing China’s Military Agenda in Washington. Some Ended Up on China’s Payroll."

https://tinyurl.com/5n7xa636

Gen. Peter Pace, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Adm. William “Bill” Owens, former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Gen. John Abizaid, former commander of U.S. Central Command
Gen. Raymond Odierno, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Jonathan Greenert, former Chief of Naval Operations
Adm. Timothy Keating, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. Ronald Fogleman, former Air Force Chief of Staff
Gen. Dennis Reimer, former Army Chief of Staff
Adm. Joseph Prueher, former commander of U.S. Pacific Command
Gen. John Keane, former Vice Chief of Staff of the Army
Gen. Walter Sharp, former commander of U.S. Forces Korea
Gen. Charles Jacoby, former commander of U.S. Northern Command
Gen. Charles Wilhelm, former commander of U.S. Southern Command
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

70 My first thought was Antarctica, but why dirty up the pristine polar regions?

North Sentinel Island.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (kpS4V)

71 Okay, I will grant you Murkowski, but that bitch won't live forever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2026 04:41 PM (hfIju)

you have all those mooses and polar bears and Murky still walks the snows of AK?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

72 One Roland Martin likes eating bass, the other one likes eating ass.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)

73 roland martin... that show with ruth buzzi?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CWTWj)

74
Never heard of this tard before. Should I have?
Posted by: Will Robinson

==============

I had to look him up, but I recognized him when I saw the vid -- probably saw him in other Libs of TikTok kind of videos, never in original context.

Something like Joy Reid, that whole gang of fakesters who wander between junk MSM and podcasting. He was on CNN way back when and then moved to something called TV One. Now he's "an influential Black podcaster."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (mmrXZ)

75
Isn't he a Solarian from Doctor Who?

More like a Pakled.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (Cqx++)

76 Wasn't there a dude with a Saturday morning fishing show named Roland Martin? Or at least Roland [ Something ], I'm sure about that part.
Posted by: Oddbob

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Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (ppr2L)

77 Rost Martin > Roland Martin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

78 Bill Dance.

Or Zona's fishing show. Better

Posted by: Where is the punching down guy when you need him at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CXjxF)

79 www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 04:43 PM (Cqx++)

Is that a bass in my ass ?

Posted by: Rloand Sweet Cheecks Mratin at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (NtVYv)

80
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:35 PM (kpS4V)

=================

How are these people at large?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)

81
This Troll pretends to be black and attacks white people and Republicans incessantly.

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He looks black to me. He pretends to not be a pervert.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (VWtfl)

82 Possession of more than 1oz of Roland Martin pegging videos is punishable by employment at MS NOW.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (0PCyC)

83 72 One Roland Martin likes eating bass, the other one likes eating ass.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:44 PM (CNl8/)

Roland Martin...kicking names and taking (up the) ass*.

*So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (2qSHg)

84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)

85 Might be considered a provocation by France, who might shoot.

Sounds good.
Posted by: Oldcat

I'd fear the Kerguelen penguins more than the French military.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

86 Again, I'm aghast at these lies being spread about Roland Martin. To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

I'm getting flashbacks to a couple days ago. I don't want to put on my Intrepid Liaison hat and go back to that Reddit Cis Het Men getting pegged" thread again...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (/y3Vc)

87 www.fishingwithrolandmartin.com

Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (vTZFs)

88 84.

If Axis Sally was alive today, Dems would elect her to Congress.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)

89 It's funny 'cause it's true!

Senate Joins Rest Of Nation In Holding Fauci In Contempt

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (ndZc7)

90 i guess i wasn't paying attention

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (CWTWj)

91 Leave Roland Martin alone!

Posted by: Jack Murphy, The Liminal Order at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

92 I've literally never heard of, nor seen, this particular asshole before.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (XMwZJ)

93 I'd fear the Kerguelen penguins more than the French military.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

Even the French Foreign Legion (Pingouin) ?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

94 Just another fat black nasty sodomite who likes having things shoved up his rectum while having a micro penis.

Yawn.
Posted by: Mike Obama at August 06, 2026 04:40 PM
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Rectum? Damn near killed em.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 06, 2026 04:48 PM (b2n1e)

95 There's a whole awful part of the world out there that I'm grateful I know nothing about.

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (lCppi)

96 @40 -- Vlad the Impaler had the perfect punishment for this shit...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (XMwZJ)

97 Posted by: Jack Murphy, The Liminal Order at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (wVcYX)

Whatever happened to this guy? Did he shave the beard and change his name?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (CNl8/)

98 Roland the Dickless Johnson Hunter? I love that Warren Zevon song!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (bX16E)

99 84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 06, 2026 04:45 PM (ppr2L)

Because we are a weak nation in love with comfort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (xcxpd)

100 Even in 2026, "turnabout is fair play" should have limits.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (0PCyC)

101 88 84.

If Axis Sally was alive today, Dems would elect her to Congress.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:47 PM (0PCyC)

Too huwhite.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (2qSHg)

102 There's a whole awful part of the world out there that I'm grateful I know nothing about.
Posted by: LASue

Well, come sit here by me, and I'll enlighten you.
-- Perez Hilton

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)

103 Our three main weapons are fear, surprise, flattery, and yellow poon.

FOUR main weapons!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (kpS4V)

104 Roland done changed from when he fished with Bill Dance.

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (c/Is2)

105 I've literally never heard of, nor seen, this particular asshole before.

--

Ditto. I kinda thought I was vaguely familiar with the name, but then I thought I was just thinking of Rowan and Martin and that's why it seems like I've heard of him. So...I'm ultimately going with never heard of the guy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (qBdHI)

106 Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)

107
You bet your Funk & Wagnall

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (OkYzo)

108 I am so confused. Isn't this treason?

The fact that Milli and Hasan still draw breath is all you need to know.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (3Ope8)

109 I always thought Rolland Martin's Laugh-In was rather silly to the point of not being funny. Cringe inducing, actually.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 06, 2026 04:51 PM (47/pr)

110 109.

Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (0PCyC)

111 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

112
Sock it , to me????

Posted by: Richard Nixon at August 06, 2026 04:52 PM (OkYzo)

113 Sock it , to me????
Posted by: Richard Nixon

On it!
-- W. Mark Felt

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

114 Roland did it to help the Congolese.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:53 PM (0PCyC)

115 Can't wait for Roland to call the cyber (and state) police to back trace where these "false" claims of pegging and other stuff are coming from.

Consequences will never be the same!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (2qSHg)

116 Wait... Roland Martin race swapped and gave up fishing?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (Y8DZL)

It was all part of the Southern Strategy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (dK+Kv)

117 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees.

Oh, is this the same guy who went to Ukraine and posted selfies of himself wearing a too-small flak jacket and then scrammed out when the first rocket fell?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:54 PM (vTZFs)

118
Roland's OnlyFan's page is a no go.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (OkYzo)

119 Roland the Neckless Thompson Pegger

Posted by: sifty boones at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (0PCyC)

120 Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.
Posted by: sifty boones

Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

121 So, whoever this guy is, I guess he's gay.

Posted by: Ralph at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (8WZD4)

122 Isn't this treason?

Based on what's been reported so far, no. Treason has a very specific meaning and it's defined in the Constitution so, unless the Administration wants to claim that China is an enemy and that their actions were aid and comfort, then it isn't treason.

I'm reasonably certain, though, that just having back-channel discussions with members of a foreign military with whom we are not allied, violates any number of UCMJ regulations so they should all be returned to active duty, court martialed, and either imprisoned or demoted - a lot - as the evidence warrants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

123 "You gotta jump back and push in his ass."

Posted by: Not Roland Martin at August 06, 2026 04:55 PM (wVcYX)

124 So admirals are top generals?

Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)

125 >>>Roland Martin, if you've forgotten, is a racial supremacist.

Thanks for the reminder.

He's also the Ukraine army larper clown, too, yes? No?

Eh, all trolls look alike to me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (dK+Kv)

126
What's next? A Brian Stelter sex tape with a potato masher and a Nutribullet?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)

127 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees."

A last stand, that was...

Posted by: man at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (XuXeR)

128 “I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!”

Hat tip to Gilbert and Sullivan, The Mikado

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (zeRnp)

129 Can't wait for Roland to call the cyber (and state) police to back trace where these "false" claims of pegging and other stuff are coming from.

The DMs.. are coming... from inside... the house!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (aJQbY)

130 Wasn't there a moron who used the nic, Roland the headless Thompson gunner? Years ago.

Yeah. I assume that's some pop culture reference that I'm not familiar with.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM (vTZFs)

It's a song by Warren Zevon.

https://youtu.be/CfLfbpkFoKE

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (ExV1e)

131 Never heard of Roland Martin. I've heard of Rowan & Martin, however. And, it sounds like the Roland Martin also applied the "Sock it to me" approach to entertainment.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

132 Hey, give Roland some credit, at least he fought the muzzies in the Pyrenees."

A last stand, that was...
Posted by: man

Thus, yesterday's Custer art.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

133 So admirals are top generals?
Posted by: This military shit is confusing at August 06, 2026 04:56 PM (2Ez/1)

An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

134 When a spud goes bad, he goes full Roland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2GVsD)

135 120 Vintage Goldie Hawn was pretty good stuff.

Too flat-chested. As is her daughter.
Posted by: Bulg

But a great ass, per Kurt Russell.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)

136 *And, it sounds like the Roland Martin also applied the "Sock it to me" approach to entertainment.*

Velllly interesting...

Posted by: Short guy in a kraut helmet at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (2Ez/1)

137
Holy smokes, he's still alive? I watched him on Saturdays after American Sportsman and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
Posted by: Oddbob

But Gadabout Gaddis is dead.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2026 05:00 PM (Cqx++)

138 An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

139 But a great ass, per Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 04:59 PM (Y8DZL)

But poo-poo comes out of those!

Also, some people put items that don't belong up those...obviously Roland doesn't (and any allegations that he does are libelous lies and he'll sue you if you say them!), but *some* people do. Just nobody named "Roland Martin".

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (2qSHg)

140 *Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:01 PM (77rzZ)

That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

141 Sounds like he is trying to get out in front of these allegations...

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

142 re:138
Or USPHS

Posted by: epador at August 06, 2026 05:05 PM (TRnzq)

143 Goldie Hawn in the bikini in Overboard.(see also Goldie Hawn in a bikini on Laugh sun)

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (YwEeS)

144 Our three main weapons are fear, surprise, flattery, and yellow poon.

FOUR main weapons!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2026 04:50 PM

How many times do I have to tell you, NO YELLOW! ????

I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 06, 2026 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

145 Sounds like he is trying to get out in front of these allegations...
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

. . . and then power through . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (wVcYX)

146 May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM (88C+u)

147 {Democrat Troll Roland Martin Says That People Are Circulating Rumors About Him Being Videotaped In "Compromising Positions" and Threatens to Sue Anyone Publishing The Videos}

Sue? Well, that's your legal right, as is the next phase known as "Discovery" where most, if not all of your dirty little secrets regarding this matter get aired, and become part of the court record if you proceed to trial.

In other words, this might not go like you think it's gonna go, Scooter.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (O7YUW)

148 I saw Astroglide, Doodoo, and Rectal Mucus open for...

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:08 PM (77rzZ)

149 Don't publish your sexpectades or do it in public and it won't ve a problem down the road

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

150 17 Roland Martin is just another in a long line of... individuals, let's say... who I could happily go the rest of my life without hearing about again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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But only to read of them being imprisoned.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:09 PM (nqf1u)

151 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (chM/Q)

152 There was a bitch by a rando on Twitter about how in 1964 his grandpa bought a $3,000 Impala.
The measured response was that those were silver dollars back in 1966, valued at $1 = 0.77344 oz.

At today’s market price, that silver dollar would be worth about $48 in purchasing power with today’s dollar.

That new Chevy Impala actually cost your grandpa ~3,000 oz of silver … $186K at today’s exchange rate.

Which makes me ask, how come so many people were able to buy the equivalent cost of a Porsche 911 60 years ago? Was that more or fewer than can afford one today, who would think it is a good investment?
That is two new Range Rover GTs.

Why is this considered a valid counter argument?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:10 PM (rbvCR)

153 138 An admiral is a general in either the Navy or Coast Guard.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

*Ahem*
-- Admiral Rachel Levine
Posted by: Bulg

That nonsense is just silly and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The trans part- yes

The Non-Military Uniformed Services? It at least has some history and an explanation, despite seeming incredibly weird in the surface.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (/y3Vc)

154 How many times do I have to tell you, NO YELLOW! ????

I've tried cranking up the pop ups on your phones. You won't like what comes next.

Posted by: Hunter B.
---

Don't call him mellow yellow
quite frankly
Don't call him mellow yellow
Just give him the money, fellow
quite frankly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (nqf1u)

155 Jason Arday als threatened s=t sue and imprison anyone who repearted the "slanders" that he is a plagiarist.

48 hours later he was forced to prompt ChatGPT to write a resignation letter.

Let's see hw long Martin lasts.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:12 PM (Av6i5)

156 I would think the surgeon General could set his own uniform specs.
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.

And Adidas, of course

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:13 PM (rbvCR)

157 I asked Brave AI: "Yes, Roland Martin's wife, Dr. Jacquie Hood Martin, is an ordained minister. She is also an author, motivational speaker, and the creator of the children’s book series Hannah’s Heart. The couple has been married since 2001"

8^x

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (88C+u)

158 151 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.
Posted by: dagny

I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)

159 He didn't pay $3k for an Impala.

My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.

She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)

160 Hunter didn't want any yellow because Xi's, yellow honey pot took advantage of him and screwed him over good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (nqf1u)

161 "Potato" is mentioned twice in the second paragraph, and yet Brian Stelter isn't mention until Comment #126.

Who are you people? Do I even know you anymore?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

162 Stage 1: Pretend the rumors don't exist.
Stage 2: Deny the rumors.
Stage 3: Threaten to sue anyone who publishes the rumors (
Stage 4: Cry racism
Stage 5: Cry racism some more.
Stage 6: Resign in shame.
Stage 7. Cut yourself on livestream "for the children."

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:16 PM (Av6i5)

163 At least Roland isn’t banging Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

164 Male TDS is 100% akways gay.
Posted by: dagny

I remember Vance was a little TDS for a while...called Trump a Nazi, as I recall? Maybe he was just bi-curious. Or maybe conversion therapy works!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (/y3Vc)

That was then, i didn't think he could beat Hillary. I now know only Trump could beat Hillary. His new yorkness bothered me too. I was wrong. Maybe Vance thought the same. Idk where anybody got nazi from. Seems they need to read more history.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (chM/Q)

165 Oh, Roland;
I'm sorry you got a head like a potato.
I really am.

Posted by: Napolean Murphy Brock, on his lunchhour at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (YVxq2)

166 He didn't pay $3k for an Impala.

My mom bought a new 1975 Cadillac El Dorodo fir $5k.

She has no idea what he paid. Something far less.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:14 PM (chM/Q)

Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

167 At least Roland isn’t banging Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

Obviously not, it would have been the other way round.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)

168 Who are you people? Do I even know you anymore?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Calm down. We're too busy talking about boobs to pay any attention to Stelter.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (77rzZ)

169 Have you guys covered this:

I'm reading that Madeleine Carlisle, asst. producer is leaving "60 Minutes".

Who is Carlisle you might ask.

Stephen Colbert’s daughter. Just wow. No bias there.

Bari Weiss has her hands full. In addition to asking any employee "Now what exactly do you do here?", she needs to ask " Now exactly who are you related to?"

Posted by: WisRich at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (G0vdT)

170 oh great, black conservative perspective is now discussing that Roland Martin's schlong is more like a schmeckel

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)

171 Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner is a song by Warren Zevon, released in 1978 on the album Excitable Boy. it was also the last song he played live before an audience on the David Letterman Show not long before his death.

https://sniplinks.in/k4W1Q1

I think most Morons would like the line about Patty Hearst.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2026 05:20 PM (zeRnp)

172 Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

$5,000 in 1972 is equivalent to approximately $39,423 – $39,499 in 2026 based on the standard Consumer Price Index (CPI). This represents a cumulative price increase of roughly 689.98% over the 54-year period, with an average annual inflation rate of about 3.90%.

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Most people didn't keep their money in silver dollars and count on metal valuations increasing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

173 Nah, there was a receipt posted with it too. But there, 5K in 1975 was still around 200K in today's money. You can buy a lot of Cadillac to day for that price. And a lot of people bought Cadillacs in 1975. How could they afford it if there is no change in absolute earnings between then and now?

Idk, she flipped houses. You could assume mortages back then. She'd buy a neighbor's house, paint it, clean it, redo the landscaping all herself, and make $5k in 2 months.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (chM/Q)

174 Ugly people need sex, too.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

175 156 I would think the surgeon General could set his own uniform specs.
I would suggest the Plague Doctor's mask and Dealy-bobbers.

And Adidas, of course
Posted by: Kindltot

I believe Army General Officers are specifically exempt from Army uniform regulations.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (/y3Vc)

176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (W2Pud)

177 May his legal victories be swift and plentiful, and this stain upon his reputation unbesmirched.

But mostly let's hope he can remove that stain of astroglide, doodoo, and rectal mucus.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:07 PM
*****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Ashley Webb at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM (Wt1Rs)

178 So an impala was the equivalent of a slightly used lexus 350. Tons of those on the roads.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (chM/Q)

179 @174/wth: "Ugly people need sex, too."

Beer goggles!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (O7YUW)

180 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 06, 2026 05:23 PM

Well that grift ain't gonna run itself, now, is it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2026 05:24 PM (kgE5c)

181 Most people didn't keep their money in silver dollars and count on metal valuations increasing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

hururur

And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.

It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

182 Oklahoma teen accused of raping two girls walks free.

Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442

Posted by: sidney at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (Uy/WF)

183 Yet another person about whom I have no idea who they are.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (xPsv8)

184 174 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

Pron on the interwebs is cheap and plentiful.

Nobody needs an amateur colonoscopy.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (2qSHg)

185 $5k in 1975 is $32k today.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)

186 2026 Lexus LC: $101,700 MSRP

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (rbvCR)

187 Belinda Carlisle >> Madeleine Carlisle

Posted by: 88C+u at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (88C+u)

188 183 Yet another person about whom I have no idea who they are.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
========
Peace comes from that fact because ignorance is bliss.

I feel sorry for the Lord in that he is aware of all the worst of what humanity does all the time.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (E4rtv)

189 Thankful I have no idea who this freak is!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (hzuYO)

190 174 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth

That's why God made ugly people -- so that ugly people can have sex with the other ugly people. A self-sufficient ecosystem.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2026 05:28 PM (Av6i5)

191 $3k in 66 is $30,921 today.

Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (chM/Q)

192 176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
=======
That would be in 2030. I think she is still hoping to get her 2 billion buck payout from Biden which has been cancelled.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (E4rtv)

193 I think I can reuse my comment from earlier:

"The world is full of broken people. Most of them end up on the left."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2026 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

--------------

I think they get broken when they go left.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (JTCB1)

194 hururur

And they don't make Impalas anymore so my argument is invalid. Yeah, valid point.

It is the price of a Lamborqhini Ursus, it is the value of a Nissan-Rogue-short of a Aston Martin. And they sold thousands of Impalas that year. How could that many people afford that size of a cost in 1964 if there has been no shrinkage of purchasing power?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:25 PM (rbvCR)

Why not convert the price to diamonds? Or NYC penthouses?

The cumulative monetary increase from 1972 until 2026 was roughly 689.98%. Further, cars cost more today because they have more shit in them than was the case in 1972 - you are free to argue that this is a bad idea and I won't dispute that - but saying that an Impala in 1972 is roughly the equivalent of a small home today is ludicrous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)

195 Posted by: Duncanthrax

===

Calm down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2026 05:18 PM

Well, he's not an 'ette, so the probability of that advice being executed upon is high.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (BOgTB)

196 Dan Rowan>Dick Martin >>> Roland Martin

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wGerL)

197 Ugly people need sex, too.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:22 PM (UjdFS)

Thank you. Beer helps.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2026 05:30 PM (wVcYX)

198 That video with the black chick yelling was unbearable.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (UjdFS)

199 15 Rowan and Martin >>>>>Roland Martin

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2026 04:32 PM (KC5Lt)

Oof da. Should have read the comments.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 06, 2026 05:31 PM (wGerL)

200 Nood. China and the Generals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)

201 To accuse a respectable man of being pegged by a prostitute is egregious.

OK, but what about when he isn't honorable?

Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (kU0PQ)

202 176 Speaking of Tank, she’s considering another run for Georgia Governor.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Quite a step down from United Federation of Planets Chieftess.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2026 05:32 PM (Y8DZL)

203 A 1966 Impala SS396 convertible probably was north of $3k new.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (sl73Y)

204 5k in 1975 is $32k today.
Posted by: dagny at August 06, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)

Silver was ~$4.40 so it was 1,136, so it was $54K in todays value of silver

So 2026 CT5, but I am talking about 1965, before the oil squeeze and Carter's Malaise that we inflated out of

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (rbvCR)

205
Oklahoma teen accused of raping two girls walks free.

Unfucking believable
https://tinyurl.com/3bnvn442
Posted by: sidney

=========

wtf?

"prosecutors announced they would not seek to transfer him into the custody or supervision of the Oklahoma Department of Corrections."

WHY?

P.S., I get strong Damien Echols vibes from that guy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (mmrXZ)

206 Uh! Uh! Uh
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't want no don't want no don't want no
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man

Posted by: Gillette at August 06, 2026 05:33 PM (F1rMs)

207 Is this the no-neck Roland Martin of the ascot? Cast him on a remake show with Will Smith and call it the Fresh, Fresh Prince.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 06, 2026 05:35 PM (iySPJ)

208 84 You gotta suck Chinese cock to get promoted above O6
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

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I am so confused. Isn't this treason?
Why are heads still attached to bodies?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)
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Because bureaucrats recognize and share more values with each other despite whatever nation they work for than do other people. Every government lasting for awhile eventually ends up in a bureacratic trap that destroys it.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

209 Headline at the US version of DailyMail.com:

"Taylor Swift's cruelest act yet against her closest friend is final proof of what she's become. The stench is
unmistakable"

Savvy AoSHQ readers know what this protends:

Taylor Swift has become a penguin.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

210

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 06, 2026 05:38 PM (0sNs1)

211 No idea what Taylor did

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2026 05:44 PM (Ia/+0)

212 In the age of AI, the validity of any image or video is questionable. In the age of TikTok and social media, however, the likelihood of someone taking photos and video has been made more likely.

Posting the images and videos is probably a bad idea - see the Hulk Hogan lawsuit a decade ago that killed Gawker. But on the other hand, threatening lawsuits is only going to invoke the Streisand Effect, ensuring it gets out and remains in the news. It also lends credence to the content being real.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 06, 2026 06:12 PM (4h45B)

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