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Democrat Congressional Candidate and Soyboy Threatens Man With Knife, Then Gets Knocked the F*** Out

It's so good you guys.

thepunch.jpg

It's so good.


Update: A news article.

A Democratic congressional candidate running against incumbent U.S. Rep. Jill Tokuda was arrested Saturday after a violent altercation at Keawakapu Beach in South Kihei.

Kirill Basin, 40, was charged with two counts of first-degree terroristic threatening, and his bail was set at $1 million.

According to Maui Police Department, the incident began when a 61-year-old man asked Basin to lower the volume of his music. Basin allegedly threatened the man by implying he had a firearm and would shoot the victim's wife.

A bystander intervened, leading to a physical altercation during which Basin allegedly armed himself with a knife and threatened multiple people before throwing it into the ocean. The knife was later recovered by police.

Video of the incident was widely shared on social media, including by the accounts HHHNewz and MaileMalia369.

Prior Arrests And Restraining Orders

Police say Basin has been arrested for other incidents of assault and property damage since May.

Several people have taken out temporary restraining orders against him, including Maui County Council member Thomas Cook, who said he was worried about his personal safety and for his staff after Basin disrupted a meeting in May.

Cook said Basin "became aggressive and confrontational" and "threatened violence against the police" and a council ambassador.

Two days later, on May 29, reports circulated that Basin "brandished a weapon in a county office building in a confrontation with county employees."

He thinks he's badass because he got an ugly tribal tattoo.

Here's the end of the exchange.

Below, the longer video, showing the build-up to the knockout.

By the way, this punch is... so-so. This guy is a complete pussy for going down like a sack of lube over such a love-tap.

SirD 🇺🇸
@Sir_Dammed

These are the people that fancy themselves revolutionaries.

They get knocked out by a fucking touch to the chin. It wasn't even a strike/a punch nor was it even closed fist. Buddy went down with a fucking accidental touch.

And why would this revolutionary tribal-tattoo tough guy think that a beach chair weighing about two pounds spread over four square feet would do any kind of damage to someone? Doesn't seem like this tough-guy has been in many fights.

He was arrested for threatening to kill the man with a knife.

People are pointing out he looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City. Only gayer.

yellowbastard.jpg

This little faggot was previously arrested for bringing a gun into a shop to threaten people he was arguing with. He was charged with first-degree terrorist threats.


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Reserved for Future Meme Use:


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:41 PM (2YhKe)

2 You want him to post busty lesbian porn.

You'll get two bald fags looking at each other.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (2YhKe)

3 Not first!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (cpFbA)

4 That little twink on the bottom looks like he just barged into Platner's house

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (88C+u)

5 Almost 1st.
GD ad got me.

Posted by: RI Red at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (F9/uN)

6 Paying Steve Inman

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 04, 2026 03:42 PM (GlrUm)

7 Odds that he smokes schlong? high. Kalashi has it over 100:1

Posted by: Scott_T at August 04, 2026 03:43 PM (2waQ7)

8 Daymn... he got knocked the f out...

Posted by: Inogame at August 04, 2026 03:43 PM (53oGX)

9 More of this.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

10 I guess just about anybody can run for congress these days.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)

11 I'm having a bit of depression that I don't have X to see the knock out.

Happy it happened.

Who would name your kid Kirill?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (hzuYO)

12 I'd like to see that done to every Democrat. Every last one, including the girls.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (tWc/t)

13 This little faggot"

Got his own jet airplane?
Is a millionaire?

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 03:45 PM (XuXeR)

14 Don't sink to Basin's level.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:45 PM (FgjHu)

15 Did they kiss and make up?

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS)

16 Wow. That was the weakest knockout 'punch' ever........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

17 I have the feeling that if I brought a gun into a location and threatened everyone with it... I wouldn't be out on the beach to threaten people with a knife.

And, like a lot of these freaks (like the tranny in Vegas with literally $100K+ worth of guns in his car for his attack), WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THE MONEY?

How does this clearly crazy guy have $25K to drop on a bond for bail??

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

18 Even the background music is .... *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (2Cry5)

19 I moved to Hawaii just a few months ago, and the locals (especially native Hawaiians) have this weird belief that they're justified in using violence, especially against outsiders, for all sorts of unofficial infractions. That dude a few months ago who chucked a rock at a special protected seal? Got his ass beat by the locals. The local Reddit forums regularly have discussions about locals beating tourists for whatever perceived disrespectful transgression against the Spirit of Aloha or whatever. Truly bizarre and unexpected.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (/y3Vc)

20 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (dpXJq)

21 Is he a primary candidate or the general election candidate? Because if it's the latter, then how pathetic is it that in all of Hawaii, he's the best that the Democrats can do? And he'll probably win.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (vTZFs)

22 He seems nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 03:47 PM (nHXB4)

23 Hey. Ace

Could we possibly have an early or double posting of a cafe today, please ? All these stories about various murderous and/or very weird Democrats gets to be depressing. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:47 PM (y8wRt)

24 What's that big tattoo? He went down so fast it looked fake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2026 03:47 PM (Cqx++)

25 MOAR!

OF!

THIS!

we might someday get back to a civil society.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2026 03:47 PM (VyBeY)

26 Nothin says Aloha like a Haole from New York being a bitch...

Lived in Hawaii for 4 years... Locs don't play this shit, and I'm OK with it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:47 PM (mP0Kj)

27
They fought with expert timing...

Just kidding, that was a bitch getting smacked.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (FgjHu)

28 Book 'em Dano...

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (2CeDH)

29 I updated a bunch.

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

30 I could take him..

Posted by: James Talarico at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (nHXB4)

31 Wow. That was the weakest knockout 'punch' ever........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

You hit the chin right and it can be lights out for some people.

I was sparring in Tae Kwon Do one time and brushed my opponent on the chin with my heel. I barely felt it. He told me he was seeing stars.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (N1DT3)

32
He claims to be "a father and a local business owner." I'd like further info...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2026 03:48 PM (mmrXZ)

33 The local Reddit forums regularly have discussions about locals beating tourists for whatever perceived disrespectful transgression against the Spirit of Aloha or whatever. Truly bizarre and unexpected.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (/y3Vc)

You mean like the rest of America USED to be?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (mP0Kj)

34 So he'll only get 35% of the Dem votes then?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

35 That dude a few months ago who chucked a rock at a special protected seal? Got his ass beat by the locals. The local Reddit forums regularly have discussions about locals beating tourists for whatever perceived disrespectful transgression against the Spirit of Aloha or whatever. Truly bizarre and unexpected.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 03:46 PM (/y3Vc)



The seals and turtles are protected on the islands. When a seal beaches itself, there's a group that monitors the beaches, at least on Kawaii, and puts caution tape all around it. It's a $10k fine if you mess with them.

The turtles were used by divers as they could descend faster than a diver alone, then the turtles would drown on the way back up. It's also a $10k fine just for touching them, if caught.

That was 20+ years ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (2YhKe)

36 He threatened a meathead who looks easily double his weight. He's 40 years old, riding a skateboard to the local park, and threatening to put guys in the ground.

What a winner.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

37 If Apocalypto had a gay character

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (XvL8K)

38 People are pointing out he looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City. Only gayer.

In fairness, he wasn't wearing Crocs.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

39 You hit the chin right and it can be lights out for some people.

I think it was more the bonk on the back of the head from the fall.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (vTZFs)

40 make x.com into xcancel Christy to watch

my meme is wake up commie, you lost the election.

At least hoping that happens in today's elections.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (n5tGW)

41
BOO-YAH!! Spittin' chiclets!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (O0L8i)

42 Dude's metal has been tested and found wanting.

No, not metaphorically. I mean lithium. The dude needs to be on lithium.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Vq1pX)

43 Could we possibly have an early or double posting of a cafe today, please ? All these stories about various murderous and/or very weird Democrats gets to be depressing. Thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

We could talk about bewbs.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

44 I have two questions:

1. Can the Democrats even field a candidate that isn't an absolute traveling freak show at this point?

--and--

2. In the Dem playbook is there any level of mental illness, incompetence or depravity that disqualifies a candidate for high office?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (guGkK)

45 At this point

Kirill Basin is a centrist Democrat candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)

46 So he wears a potato in his pants? Must be hard to swim like that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (bkuEU)

47
So he wears a potato in his pants?

Best to put it in front.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2026 03:51 PM (O0L8i)

48 So he wears a potato in his pants? Must be hard to swim like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (bkuEU)
-----
Everyone knows an onion on the belt is the style of the time.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at August 04, 2026 03:51 PM (FZ29D)

49 F*ckin' haoles.

Posted by: Uncle Tongan at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (2YhKe)

50 Hey Kiril, what a way to cover up your "I Luv Graham Platner" tattoo.

Asian guy screams "Gay!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)

51 Loos like a soy-boy but smight have been a little tougher

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

52
it's so good you guys

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle)

53 Mental Ward, lockup #5.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (ogcfP)

54 He looks like he's here from the IT department to fix your Excel.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (FgjHu)

55 Ha! Tides, dummy!

Throw your knife way further next time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

56 Dude is wearing underoos to the beach.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (mkw2N)

57 >What a winner.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

I once threw a chair, it was a gas,
Soon found out, I have a chin of glass.

Posted by: Debbie Harry at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (GTqXr)

58 That twink's jaw is more glass than Glass Joe in the first Punch Out video game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

59 Dude's metal has been tested and found wanting.

No, not metaphorically. I mean lithium. The dude needs to be on lithium.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Vq1pX)

LOL. I was about to correct your spelling, but it seems you spelled it right.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

60 19 I moved to Hawaii just a few months ago, and the locals (especially native Hawaiians) have this weird belief that they're justified in using violence, especially against outsiders, for all sorts of unofficial infractions. That dude a few months ago who chucked a rock at a special protected seal? Got his ass beat by the locals. The local Reddit forums regularly have discussions about locals beating tourists for whatever perceived disrespectful transgression against the Spirit of Aloha or whatever. Truly bizarre and unexpected.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions



My few interactions with Hawaiians was in the military. What I noticed was the women were VERY friendly and the men were surly as hell and ready to fight at the drop of the hat. I liked the women.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

61 From Hawaiian Reddit:

I would have stomped on his chest after he was KO'd to make sure he never terrorized anybody in Hawaii ever again. Nothing like a few busted ribs to remind you that Hawaii is all about Aloha, and Aloha means "goodbye", too.

Sounds about white. Braddah folded him like that chair lmao

Too bad it wasn’t the same guy who beat up the monk seal assaulter. That local justice warrior!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (/y3Vc)

62 Dude is wearing underoos to the beach.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 03:52 PM (mkw2N)



Yeah. He appears to like them tight, too.

What a douche.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

63
That looked like a LeBron drop to me. Like he's hoping the jury finds the "assailant" guilty of excessive violence and he gets to collect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (mmrXZ)

64 Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS

Yes, You ( collective you ) certainly can 😉

I think I'll just post this story about a kindly police officer before I leave for an errand:

https://tinyurl.com/yrfv7anu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (y8wRt)

65 "This guy is a complete pussy for going down like a sack of lube over such a love-tap."

Two points:

1. Guy was high as fuck

2. That punch wasn't a monster, but it went straight into his face. Those are the most dangerous because you take the full force of the punch.

It's not like a cheek or looping punch that hits at an angle, so some of the power is deflected.

You can be knocked out or at least dazed by a straight punch like that even if it's not that hard.

Don't ask me how I know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

66 >>Kirill Basin

I mean, that's a made up nonsense name he uses for his G*y Pr0n Only Fans account, right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

67 make x.com into xcancel Christy to watch

Since you're installing Brave today (you are, right? RIGHT?) go ahead and install the x-to-xcancel plug-in and every link will redirect automagically.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (vTZFs)

68 He looks like the bonus round in Mortal Kombat.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FgjHu)

69 Multiple assaults with a deadly weapon. Lock him up for good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (BI5O2)

70 I'm going to have to withhold judgment about voting for him until I find out if he writes his own songs...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (nHXB4)

71 Odds that he smokes schlong? high. Kalashi has it over 100:1
Posted by: Scott_T at August 04, 2026 03:43 PM


His political ad says he has a fiancêe.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (0sNs1)

72 > So he wears a potato in his pants?
-----------
Loose turd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (2Cry5)

73 That's funny.

He gets knocked down, some broad does the Nelson Muntz.

HAAA haaa!!!


Then he wakes him up......High comedy. What a maroon.

Just perfect for the Dem party.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

74 LOL. I was about to correct your spelling, but it seems you spelled it right.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

I will pummel the lexicon into submission like it's a love-handled faggot swinging a beach chair before I abandon a punch line.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Vq1pX)

75 People who play music at the beach deserve whatever they get. Earbuds exist for a reason.

Posted by: Clay at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (7gQYX)

76 Asked to lower his music.

The only music you hear is Pink f*cking Floyd's The Wall.

WHAT a fag.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

77 Try that with one one the island's Samoans and they will never find the body.

Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (oiNtH)

78 He's one of the characters if Bethesda ever did Mortal Kombat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)

79 Fuckin' Haole.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

80 Gay pouch trunks. Gayscaped facial hair. Gay.

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (enNUy)

81 It actually wasn't necessary to tell us he is a Democrat, lol.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (eh7Rr)

82
His political ad says he has a fiancêe.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (0sNs1)



Convenience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (2YhKe)

83 >Don't ask me how I know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

I need Steve Inman's take on this.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (GTqXr)

84 "mettle", not "metal".

please make a note of it

Posted by: Common Tater at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (tFM5X)

85 Fiancée in Dem lexicon could mean a guy who thinks they have woman bits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)

86 Hi, Peaches!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (GlrUm)

87 71 Odds that he smokes schlong? high. Kalashi has it over 100:1
Posted by: Scott_T at August 04, 2026 03:43 PM

His political ad says he has a fiancêe.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron

Does he share her with that freak in Texas?

Posted by: Clay at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (7gQYX)

88 a 61-year-old man asked Basin to lower the volume of his music. Basin allegedly threatened the man by implying he had a firearm and would shoot the victim's wife.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (e1mwr)

89 > That looked like a LeBron drop to me.

Nah, that was real. If you don't keep your chin down and you get tagged on the point of the chin, it doesn't take a lot to knock you out.

The way he was out of it afterwards is exactly how knockouts look in real life.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (mkw2N)

90 I'm pretty sure Sophie Cunningham will show up in a meme with this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (n5tGW)

91
I guess just about anybody can run for congress these days.
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (UjdFS)



The Donk Party motto needs some work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (y9nCu)

92 Gay.

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2026 03:56 PM (enNUy)

Not just gay. We're lookin' at WAY gay here.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (eh7Rr)

93
In the Dem playbook is there any level of mental illness, incompetence or depravity that disqualifies a candidate for high office?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

================

No. "Neurodivergence" used to be a warning bell, but now it's the sweet music of DEI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

94 > His political ad says he has a fiancêe.
---------
Turns out he might be the bitch, not the other guy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (2Cry5)

95 I guess that's a lei twined into his beard.

Posted by: m at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)

96 67 make x.com into xcancel Christy to watch

Since you're installing Brave today (you are, right? RIGHT?) go ahead and install the x-to-xcancel plug-in and every link will redirect automagically.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 03:54 PM (vTZFs)
**********
This seems above my paygrade (I learned this or leared this from Barky Obungo).

I would probably film myself for X in attempting and, well, no. It's probably simple for others but would end in trauma for me somehow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (hzuYO)

97 He spent a lot of energy FA'ing and the other dude barely had to expend any making him FO.

LOL, faggot

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (WA/1+)

98
Does he share her with that freak in Texas?
Posted by: Clay at August 04, 2026 03:57 PM (7gQYX)



To be fair, there's more than one fag hag out there......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

99 Ahh, a slice of justice.

Posted by: Corona_Exile at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (UE0CA)

100 Dive! Dive! Dive!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 03:58 PM (bX16E)

101 I suspect alcohol was involved.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc)

102 Gads, I'm sick of all the gay, soyboy lefists.

Look, I get that Frederick the Great was as big a fag as they came. But he didn't act like one (at least not all the time, or in public), and actually advanced the interests of Prussia.

Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

103 They ard stark raving mad arent they

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (V5aAy)

104 WE GOT A FLOPPER!!!

Posted by: Paramedics at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (guGkK)

105 He must have taken lessons from Ironman "Joe" Biden ...

Fly a butterfly and sting like a bee.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (38587)

106 Will Kirill campaign from his jail cell like an Austrian painter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (2GVsD)

107 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)

108 Kirill Basin sounds like the name of a place in Siberia.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (CNl8/)

109 He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out

He should have chosen the Superman Underoos that morning. Scooby-Doos were not cutting it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (e1mwr)

110 From each according to his Fuck Around; To each according to his Find Out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:01 PM (Vq1pX)

111 Basin will take it on the chin for Hawaii. Many a meaning in that slogan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2026 04:01 PM (BFvh9)

112 The Underoos cut off what little blood was getting to what little brain he had.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:01 PM (2GVsD)

113 If you want a boon,
You must vote for the loon.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 04, 2026 04:01 PM (nvKZ7)

114 Unavoidable things happen sometimes I understand, but I always think how dumb the people are in these situations.

Could you turn your music down a bit please?
Sure, no problem.

But nope, you need to make a meme of yourself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:01 PM (n5tGW)

115 Comrade

Siberian Traps was already taken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:02 PM (2GVsD)

116 I guess just about anybody can run for congress these days.
Posted by: wth

When the Party mantra is "Vote Blue no matter who", why not take a shot at the easiest, best paying job and retirement plan in the world? Being so helpless and dysfunctional you can't survive on your own is only a career-enhancer when running as a Democrat.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 04:02 PM (/y3Vc)

117 107 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)

"Langostine Massif"?

I'm a fucking shoo-in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Vq1pX)

118 61 year old Hawaiian...

/sings...

I'm as good once, as I ever was...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (mP0Kj)

119 2. In the Dem playbook is there any level of mental illness, incompetence or depravity that disqualifies a candidate for high office?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 03:50 PM (guGkK)


I think the only unforgivable sin is to cause donations to fall. Everything else can be papered over with Dollars.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)

120 Bro is fucking LOOPY, yo. He's like a 1960s-era flowerchild wannabe mixed with dime-store mystic spirituality and modern DSA communism.

"I have a son named Kozimir."

Bro looks gay af, but apparently isn't. Maybe.



https://kirill4congress.com/

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

121 My few interactions with Hawaiians was in the military. What I noticed was the women were VERY friendly and the men were surly as hell and ready to fight at the drop of the hat. I liked the women.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

Were the men surly because the women were so friendly?

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (dpXJq)

122 Yes Psychopaths are attracted to Politics.

Esp - libs.

End of debate.

Posted by: This is what I'm saying at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (anL5R)

123 Hi, I'm Shrimp Moraine

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (guGkK)

124 I think he might need to re-examine his campaigning skills.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (nHXB4)

125 Never bring a beach chair to a fist fight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (n5tGW)

126 IMO the local tribalistic vigilante bullshit in Hawaii is fucking retarded most of the time, but in this case it's hilarious enough to make me think it's ok.

Play your stupid music loud then start issuing threats? I'm just gonna point and laugh when your tight twink trunks wearing ass gets KO'd for your efforts.

Posted by: ballistic at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (WA/1+)

127 This is why you drop your chin, and guard your head. I lead with my weak side (the left) but this guy led with with his face.

Not good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (BI5O2)

128 Yes, this is why I go to the beach. To see two, bald, flabby, effeminate flub bodies wearing swimsuits that are too tight and low enough to show ass crack swiping at each other like gay poodles at a Celine Dion concert.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (+qfnT)

129 117 107 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)

"Langostine Massif"?

I'm a fucking shoo-in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Vq1pX)

Shrimp Mountain? Kewl! I'm an OxyMoron!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (mP0Kj)

130 I think he might need to re-examine his campaigning skills.

He does seem to have an easy way with regular people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (guGkK)

131 116 makes a really good point

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (VyBeY)

132 Both of them could use a gym membership

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (RHvlD)

133 Flounder Fosse will be Kirill Basin's new name.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)

134 FoxNews is covering Michigan.

I know nothing about her but I really dislike that Haley Stevens. And El-Sayeds ads have been really good. Even though he'd be fine with all us infidels dead, he comes across as very charismatic.

Stevens big hit on him was he is sexist and made remarks against Whitmer and Mooch.

So it looks like the Dems will get even crazier and more left.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

135 Brightens my day

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (EGSGm)

136 Gay pouch trunks. Gayscaped facial hair. Gay.
Posted by: nckate
......

Gay music. Gay beach chair.
Pro Tip: Never park your gay ass on the lawn next to a family of mokes.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

137
I'm Crawdaddy Hill.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)



He found his thrill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (2YhKe)

138 going down like a sack of lube

Learn something new everyday — That lube can be purchased by the sack.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (/TiS1)

139 Flounder Fosse will be Kirill Basin's new name.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)


We need the dues.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (guGkK)

140 Nah, that was real. If you don't keep your chin down and you get tagged on the point of the chin, it doesn't take a lot to knock you out.

The way he was out of it afterwards is exactly how knockouts look in real life.
==
agree. he hit the power button and the weirdo rebooted.

Posted by: This is what I'm saying at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (anL5R)

141 The random kid off camera who mocked Mr. KnockedOut with a Nelson Muntz (Simpson's) "Ha Ha!" is comedy perfection.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (KcT4I)

142 I'm afraid stabbing people for asking you to turn down your music is only allowed for certain racial and cultural backgrounds, which queer whitey here doesn't qualify for. Besides the ass beating and criminal charges, he needs to be canceled for his flagrant cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (/y3Vc)

143 120 Bro is fucking LOOPY, yo. He's like a 1960s-era flowerchild wannabe mixed with dime-store mystic spirituality and modern DSA communism.

"I have a son named Kozimir."

Bro looks gay af, but apparently isn't. Maybe.

https://kirill4congress.com/
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

Moonie who drinks Kool-Aid? Gotz all the 70's Cults covered!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (mP0Kj)

144 actually advanced the interests of Prussia.
Posted by: Bulg at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

You know who else advanced the interests of Prussia?

Posted by: Reforger at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (5MU0i)

145 Classic Charles Atlas sand at the beach ad

https://tinyurl.com/mv2h3dkw

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)

146 Bro looks gay af, but apparently isn't. Maybe.



https://kirill4congress.com/
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)



He isn't. He just f*cks dudes for fun.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (2YhKe)

147 All the movies I saw, and books Ive read about Hawaii show the sailors taking on native women two at a time, and the men nowhere to be found.

BTW- is there a tribal c*ck tattoo? There must be.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (+qfnT)

148 It's like the dude wasn't even aware that "get punched in the face" was even an option. It'd be like guarding against a shoulder mounted death laser or a pack of cybernetic attack marmots.

Just inconceivable that some filthy prole might not melt into submission in the face of his Civil Serving Majesty.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:07 PM (Vq1pX)

149 > Yes, this is why I go to the beach. To see two, bald, flabby, effeminate flub bodies

What? Have you seen the average person walking around? These guys are shredded compared to normies.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 04:07 PM (mkw2N)

150 Apparently this Kirill Basin is a real live Ukrainian Nazi. That honestly sounds about right for today's Democrats.

Also, the guy barely touched him and he fainted like a goat. Funny, but not as satisfying as Ace's build-up.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

151 Kirill Basin tried to go Amy Bishop.

Did not end well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (2GVsD)

152 This is why you drop your chin, and guard your head. I lead with my weak side (the left) but this guy led with with his face.

Not good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM (BI5O2)



He had no defenses because he was too busy making that aluminum lounge chair look like it weighed 150 lbs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (2YhKe)

153 142 I'm afraid stabbing people for asking you to turn down your music is only allowed for certain racial and cultural backgrounds, which queer whitey here doesn't qualify for. Besides the ass beating and criminal charges, he needs to be canceled for his flagrant cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (/y3Vc)

There is a certain group of Whites who tried to be cool by embracing the Black Thug Hip Hop Culture...

I'd use the nickname we call them... but I'd probably get banned or arrested...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (mP0Kj)

154 I'm having a bit of depression that I don't have X to see the knock out.

Happy it happened.

Who would name your kid Kirill?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (hzuYO)

Cyril with a hard C?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

155 suspect alcohol was involved.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 04, 2026 03:59 PM (qFwJc)

In his mom's pregnancy? Definitely.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (FgjHu)

156 128 Yes, this is why I go to the beach. To see two, bald, flabby, effeminate flub bodies wearing swimsuits that are too tight and low enough to show ass crack swiping at each other like gay poodles at a Celine Dion concert.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM
+++++

LOL.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

157 Top pic, he is in the perfect position to get knocked out. Head turned moving into the punch. Still kind of a week looking punch though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (n5tGW)

158 Kirill Basin tried to go Amy Bishop.

Did not end well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (2GVsD

The Bishop well is surprisingly deep

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 04:09 PM (FgjHu)

159 https://kirill4congress.com/
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)


He isn't. He just f*cks dudes for fun.........
==
And home invaders to show them who is boss...

Posted by: This is what I'm saying at August 04, 2026 04:09 PM (anL5R)

160 Wow. Bail set at $1 million.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:09 PM (nHXB4)

161 I’m surprised after he KO’d that gag, he didn’t pull down his swimsuit and go for the glory hole.

The fight was gayer then that Talarico poofter.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:09 PM (+qfnT)

162 In his mom's pregnancy? Definitely.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 04:08 PM (FgjHu)

HA!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:09 PM (Vq1pX)

163 Talerico wishes he was as manly as Kirill Basin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)

164
Who would name your kid Kirill?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026 03:44 PM (hzuYO)

Cyril with a hard C?
===
IT WAS A FAMILY NAME!!

Posted by: Mr and Mrs. Figgis at August 04, 2026 04:10 PM (anL5R)

165 In the MI race who should I be rooting for ? The Muslim or the dingbat woman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (RHvlD)

166 I suspect alcohol was involved.

Posted by: no one of any consequence
......

and Spam.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (UjdFS)

167 I guess his swim trunks also shrunk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

168 I'm afraid stabbing people for asking you to turn down your music is only allowed for certain racial and cultural backgrounds, which queer whitey here doesn't qualify for. Besides the ass beating and criminal charges, he needs to be canceled for his flagrant cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2026 04:06 PM (/y3Vc)



He attempted the Karmelo Anthony defense.

He failed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (2YhKe)

169 This Charles Atlas ad is more on point:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7rc39t

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (2Ez/1)

170 I'm guessing Mazie Hirono isn't going to be doing any campaign events for him anytime soon.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (nHXB4)

171 Vote for the dingbat dummy!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

172 It's like Buttigag and Talarico had a fist fight

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

173 Late to the party as usual: From the thread below: The VA Hospital in Spokane WA and all of its outlying clinics had to be evacuated because of the fires set by this arsonist.

The Governor is such a tool.

Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 04:12 PM (oiNtH)

174 That lube can be purchased by the sack."

Canadian bagged milk waves...

Posted by: man at August 04, 2026 04:12 PM (XuXeR)

175 That's my kinda man!

Posted by: E. Warren at August 04, 2026 04:12 PM (eh7Rr)

176 May I offer a suggestion to the Alpha Twink? Always follow up with a few swift kicks to the sweetbreads.

Just to make sure Beta Twink is not faking.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (bX16E)

177 Is Spam Halal?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (nHXB4)

178 "Heavy hands" is a thing if you do a lot of training. It can look like you're not swinging very hard, but there's still a good wallop behind it. Don't strike with your muscles, strike with your skeleton. That kind of thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (Vq1pX)

179 NO!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (nHXB4)

180 > This Charles Atlas ad is more on point:

I was surprised the first Atlas ad on the thread didn't have anything to do with sand kicked in your face. I thought that was in all of his ads.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (mkw2N)

181 This little faggot was previously arrested for bringing a gun into a shop to threaten people he was arguing with

No earring or makeup. And no hair.

Posted by: No jet airplane at August 04, 2026 04:13 PM (TbWk/)

182 I thought it was a sack o' suds. He went down like a sack o' suds.

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at August 04, 2026 04:14 PM (guGkK)

183 121: Were the men surly because the women were so friendly?
Posted by: Robert



That was my assumption.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 04:14 PM (sAmhv)

184 181 This little faggot was previously arrested for bringing a gun into a shop to threaten people he was arguing with

He needs to work on his anger management...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:14 PM (RHvlD)

185 173 Late to the party as usual: From the thread below: The VA Hospital in Spokane WA and all of its outlying clinics had to be evacuated because of the fires set by this arsonist.

The Governor is such a tool.
Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 04:12 PM
++++
Remember the hospital ships.
They were SO helpful during COVID.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 04, 2026 04:14 PM (2Ez/1)

186
Try that with one one the island's Samoans and they will never find the body.
Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 03:55 PM (oiNtH)



Grew up on Oahu in the '70s. Hawaiians are fucking assholes, 100% of the time. Lazy too.

Later on, the one and only time I ever played Rugby was against a team of Samoans. My company XO walked into the barracks one Saturday morning and shanghaied a couple of us onto his team because they were shorthanded (probably the SMART players).

Once we got onto the field, the Samoans turned us into paste. Huge, muscular and with a serious competitive streak.

Once the game was over though, they were some of the nicest folks. Handshakes, smiles and handing out beers. Hawaiians would have spent the next hour insulting us as fuckin' haoles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 04:14 PM (y9nCu)

187 I was at the beach once when a dude asked someone to please turn down their music. He asked rather politely. He was also a pretty large dude and with his family. They got very offended he asked to lower it and started hurling curses and racial comments at the dude. He ignored it until one of the jackasses started walking towards his family and making threatening remarks. Gigantor threw that idiot like a doll. He then grabbed their speaker and launched it into the ocean. I think it landed in Fiji. Cops came. Game over.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:15 PM (+qfnT)

188 if you look at the still, the guy throwing the punch is pretty behind it. It doesn't take a big wind up if you have momentum and mass behind it. Plus the weirdo adds to it by stepping into with if freakin chin.

Posted by: I'm not mike tyson but at August 04, 2026 04:15 PM (anL5R)

189 All day all day, watch them all fall down
All day all day, domino dancing

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 04:15 PM (88C+u)

190 Of all the glass jaws I've seen this guy's glass jaw is the glassiest.

Posted by: Went down faster than Kamala at August 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)

191 Not a big punch but I think he caught him on the button.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (KC5Lt)

192 Note the skateboard. Preferred transportation for a 40-year-old leftard. Fucking haole boy.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (QaH55)

193 According to Maui Police Department, the incident began when a 61-year-old man asked Basin to lower the volume of his music.

Basin allegedly threatened the man by implying he had a firearm and would shoot the victim's wife.



At that point, he's sleeping with the fishes. Sorry. I take that as a valid threat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (BPuyI)

194 Their kicks were fast as lightning.

Posted by: Carl Douglas at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)

195 Seriously, there's got to be some super secret black ops group that's been working for years to get the Democrat party filled from stem to stern with unstable little whackadoodle faggots who fold and self immolate the second you do much as look at them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (Vq1pX)

196 172 It's like Buttigag and Talarico had a fist fight
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Never happen. A tickle 'fight' maybe.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (sAmhv)

197 TEST YOUR MIGHT

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FgjHu)

198 Buttplug and Tallyfreako would slap fish at each other.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:17 PM (2GVsD)

199 Wow. Bail set at $1 million.

My understanding (not first hand mind you) is that judges tend to get a mite tetchy if you commit a felony while out on bond for essentially the same felony.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (vTZFs)

200 Posted by: Went down faster than Kamala at August 04, 2026 04:15 PM

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (2Ez/1)

201 198 Buttplug and Tallyfreako would slap fish at each other.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:17 PM (2GVsD)

Yes... A Girley slap fight

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (RHvlD)

202 When is the vote for the seat Kirill was running for?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (2GVsD)

203 Wow. Bail set at $1 million.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

About couple of months ago he walked into the Maui County building and threatened some employees while carrying a firearm. Somehow he was able to pay the $250,000.00 bail and get out of jail. He is lucky it wasn't $2 million this time.

https://tinyurl.com/52jcephd

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (KcT4I)

204 Is this about us?

Posted by: unstable little whackadoodle faggots who fold and self immolate at August 04, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)

205 I guess Mazie Horino or whatever her name is isn't looney enough for Hawaiians.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:19 PM (2YhKe)

206 No wonder shitlib women hate men so much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Vq1pX)

207
Big turnout for the primary elections here today, just like a general.

Things started to get ugly when the little old lady registar ordered me to take an "I Voted" sticker on the way out; good thing my wife was there to smooth things over before shit got real.

Posted by: Auspex at August 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Y8DZL)

208 Buttplug and Tallyfreako would slap fish at each other.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:17 PM (2GVsD)

Yes... A Girley slap fight
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (RHvlD)

Like the "French Mistake" chorus line of sissies.

Posted by: You brute you brute you vicious brute! at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)

209 Ace is right; it wasn't much of a punch. It looked like a staged or movie fight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

210 Frankly, I'm shocked he didn't land face down ass up. He ain't doing this for the fighting.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (r7+Q7)

211 Does this clown walk around with *flowers in his beard*?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

212 Like the "French Mistake" chorus line of sissies.
Posted by: You brute you brute you vicious brute! at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/

Sissy Mary's

Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (RHvlD)

213 And of course this jackass wants political power...

Posted by: Halfhand at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (nddyR)

214 I'm having a bit of depression that I don't have X to see the knock out.

Happy it happened.

Who would name your kid Kirill?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 04, 2026


***
Somebody who loves seaweed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 04:21 PM (wzUl9)

215 American History Y.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:21 PM (Vq1pX)

216 Kirill to the Hawai'ians. "Look I got flowers in my beard!!!"

Hawai'ians, "fucking haole."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:21 PM (2GVsD)

217 My understanding (not first hand mind you) is that judges tend to get a mite tetchy if you commit a felony while out on bond for essentially the same felony.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 04:18 PM (vTZFs

Unless you're a black convicted murderer with multiple arrests after your prison stint in Charlotte, NC.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 04:21 PM (KC5Lt)

218 Things started to get ugly when the little old lady registar ordered me to take an "I Voted" sticker on the way out

I don't see the point in those stickers. Purple fingers, sure.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 04:21 PM (88C+u)

219 Krill is the crustacean.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (2GVsD)

220 Seriously, there's got to be some super secret black ops group that's been working for years to get the Democrat party filled from stem to stern with unstable little whackadoodle faggots who fold and self immolate the second you do much as look at them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Happened when the libs got Reagan to shut down the nut hatcheries. Nuts went untreated and bred.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (BPuyI)

221 TEST YOUR MIGHT
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2026 04:17 PM (FgjHu)



WAY back in the day, in the Chitcago area, there was a 'strongest bouncer' competition held for local bouncers to showcase their wares. The only reason I remember it is because every bouncer came in and punched the strength punching bag to get a number. One of the contestants was Mr. T. Had the mohawk and everything.

He just lightly pushed the bag and smirked.

I believe he won the competition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (2YhKe)

222 OTOH, if you're gonna get knocked out it's nice to land on a nice soft beach.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)

223 Can we finally admit that government does not attract the best and brightest and so let's not give them any power?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at August 04, 2026 04:23 PM (ilHZO)

224
Note the skateboard. Preferred transportation for a 40-year-old leftard. Fucking haole boy.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 04, 2026 04:16 PM (QaH55)



Also, one of the preferred melee weapons of Antifa homos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 04:23 PM (y9nCu)

225 What a stupid asshole. Couldn't be a nice guy and say sure I'll turn the music down, sorry I disturbed you. No, he had to be an asshole.

Posted by: Case at August 04, 2026 04:23 PM (H3dzX)

226 Too bad he did not flounce atop Hawai'i's black sands.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:23 PM (2GVsD)

227 And of course this jackass wants political power...
==
Well, its not like he can impose his will on anyone physically . . . .

Posted by: I'm not mike tyson but at August 04, 2026 04:24 PM (anL5R)

228 Once the game was over though, they were some of the nicest folks. Handshakes, smiles and handing out beers. Hawaiians would have spent the next hour insulting us as fuckin' haoles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

When I left basic (USCG) a small group of us left in prop airplane from Cape May NJ to Philly to catch our other flights. There was a Samoan guy who took up two seats on this dinky plane and sat across from me. As we got airborne and was being tossed around the sky, I looked at him and he was almost white, I wasn't feeling so hot myself, we held hands the rest of the flight - kindred spirits in our fear and claustrophobia of small aircraft. We ended up having lunch and a few beers together in Philly before we went our separate ways. He was the nicest guy and the best swimmer in our squad.

Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

229 Preferred weapon of Yakuza was the baseball bat. "Oh officer, we just going to play some baseball."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:24 PM (2GVsD)

230 Has it been pointed out that the symbol on his campaign flyer is a flower that looks like a...vagina? It's a bold choice. I guess it didn't pay off for him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Riz8t)

231 165 In the MI race who should I be rooting for ? The Muslim or the dingbat woman ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Any way you look at it you lose, Mrs. Robinson.

Posted by: Auspex at August 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

232 He needs a full course at Rex Kwan Do.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:25 PM (PiwSw)

233 OTOH, if you're gonna get knocked out it's nice to land on a nice soft beach.

I could be wrong but that looked like Astroturf over the sand. I bet after it's had some time to settle, falling on it is like getting whacked with a deadblow hammer.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 04:26 PM (vTZFs)

234 Courage to lead. With his chin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (n5tGW)

235 Kirill4Congress

Living here. Fighting here. 🧐

I'm Kirill Basin. I moved to Maui during COVID. Lived in Hāna for a year, Pāʻia for two, and now I have a home in Waikapū. I have a son named Kozimir. Everything I do in public life is in service of the world he inherits.

I went to law school, ran operations as COO of a 3,000-employee healthcare company, and managed institutional acquisitions. I know how systems work, and I know how they fail. Now I'm a business owner here on Maui. If elected, I will step away from operations entirely. This isn't a side project.

I'm running because most people I talk to feel powerless. I want to be a portal for action — not just another voice complaining into the void.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (NFX2v)

236 Could we possibly have an early posting of a very weird Democrats cafe today, please ? Sorry Fen; had to do it.

And somebody -- lie to me if you have to -- please tell me this guy is the endorsed Democratic Socialist candidate.
How can he not be?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (zdLoL)

237 CNN: Francesca Hong responds to Bill Maher's attacks on Dem Socialism. A significantly better response than what she did on Fox News. She's learning quickly. Hats off to her.

Maher is a MAGAt who likes to “pretend” he’s a Democrat. His idiotic show is based on basically criticizing democrats and their policies while staying mum about the Republican confederacy loving bunch of traitors.

No matter what you think of her policies, I support many of them, she is not charismatic. Hong is going to set back Madison politicians for a generation. She's going to become the poster child for how Dems fumbled away a generic D+8 environment, and nobody is going to forget that.

Harris was vetted pretty well and she lost to trump. Schumer is still leader of the dems in the senate. Jeffries in the house. Losers, all of them. What does vetting even mean? Hong doesn't answer to the establishment.

Hong can't beat Tiffany. She is way to left for Wisconsin and her old tweets and personal views are coming back to haunt her.

You underestimate the growing left movement in Wisconsin. Trump has driven centrists/moderates independents to vote Blue in protest.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/y3Vc)

238 This is too good not to be true! Gay Shit Nazi was replaced in Maine by Troy Jackson. I was getting icky vibes from this creep from the jump. Now:

Maine Democratic Senate candidate Troy Jackson is in a long-term relationship with his high school sweetheart — who is also his second cousin, according to a new report.

BRO IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.


https://tinyurl.com/3c58dz9w

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

239 Audio does not work on those X posts.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (XMwZJ)

240 What a stupid asshole. Couldn't be a nice guy and say sure I'll turn the music down, sorry I disturbed you. No, he had to be an asshole.

"I could have put him in the ground!"

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter. Only in this case, he merely aspires to toughness and uses gaudy patter to cover for his lack of fighting skilz.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Riz8t)

241
OTOH, if you're gonna get knocked out it's nice to land on a nice soft beach.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:22 PM (n5tGW)



I'd rather land on a nice soft Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (y9nCu)

242 Still the best vid is the guy who went in the middle of an Antifa protest and they attacked him or thought they were going to attack him and he took out about five of them as he was trying to flee.

Love if someone could find that one again.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (KC5Lt)

243 Archimedes

Don't look at the unit patch for the 25th Infantry Division stationed at Schofield Barracks. Aka the 'Electric Strawberry'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (2GVsD)

244 xcancel no longer works.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2026 04:28 PM (XMwZJ)

245 Use this household item to tighten crepe skin (not a moisturizer)....

__________________________

Hmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 04, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

246 Tat: infinity MOM?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 04, 2026 04:29 PM (LYEzv)

247 To see two, bald, flabby, effeminate flub bodies wearing swimsuits that are too tight and low enough to show ass crack swiping at each other like gay poodles at a Celine Dion concert.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2026 04:04 PM


So, who opened for the many Celine Dion concerts you've been to, and what venues were they held at?

Asking for the Commentariat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

248 Kirill? No wonder he's a mental case.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2026 04:30 PM (qBdHI)

249 I just used xcancel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 04, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)

250 expecting people who bill the gov't to be honest is rayciss because trump isn't honest and he's rayciss

--

Huh, I just got it to work for this Libs of TikTok clip. With sound available and everything.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2026 04:31 PM (qBdHI)

251 xcancel no longer works.

Worked for me

Posted by: Halfhand at August 04, 2026 04:31 PM (nddyR)

252 Oops, what a copy paste fail. I mean, I got xcancel to work just fine.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (qBdHI)

253 Archimedes

Don't look at the unit patch for the 25th Infantry Division stationed at Schofield Barracks. Aka the 'Electric Strawberry'



The Nickname: Soldiers jokingly coined "Electric Strawberry" because the red taro leaf design resembles a strawberry crossed with electricity.

Yeah, Imma guess that's not what they call it.

https://tinyurl.com/3rb7zmz3

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

254 BRO IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.

Worked for Ilhan Omar

Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (U4c/V)

255 VP (Victory Over Popup) Day!!

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)

256 xcancel no longer works.

Dunno, might be a you thing. I just now went to Insty and opened the first X link I saw and it worked fine.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (vTZFs)

257 BRO IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.


https://tinyurl.com/3c58dz9w
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 04, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)
_____________________________

Well, that guarantees the Maine Muslim vote which is about all of Lewiston.

Motto : Consanguity until Infinity

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (dIske)

258 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)

"Langostine Massif"?

I'm a fucking shoo-in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Isopod Butte?

Sounds more like an anime character...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (vJrRc)

259 Potato pants pussy is putting the How back in Haole.

Dude should have stomped him like Jack Horne did in the Magnificant Seven. Looks like Potato Pants wasn't famous very long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU63eUQUKSo

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 04, 2026 04:33 PM (Mx+TJ)

260 Everyone in Maine is fucking their cousin. If anything they're surprised Troy Jackson went for the 2nd instead of the 1st

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 04:33 PM (88C+u)

261 xcancel no longer works.

Dunno, might be a you thing. I just now went to Insty and opened the first X link I saw and it worked fine.


Yup. Works for me as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

262 An interesting fact about Charles Atlas was that he came to America from Italy with his mother when he was about 12 . Don't recall what his original Italian name was , but he made something of himself without coming here illegally, sponging off taxpayers or belonging to some murderous gang.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (xPsv8)

263 Hawai'ians, "fucking haole."
Posted by: Anna Puma

Note to the unlearned - that is not a misspelling of 'asshole'.

But it does have the same meaning in most contexts.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (yz7bn)

264 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)
---
Dungeness Butte.

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (Fi81e)

265 Isopod Butte?

Sounds more like an anime character...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (vJrRc)

Something out of Pratchett

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (Vq1pX)

266 Why go to the beach if you're going to sit in the grass in a beach chair? Too bad the dude wasn't playing suicidal tendencies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (ixEhJ)

267 260 Everyone in Maine is fucking their cousin. If anything they're surprised Troy Jackson went for the 2nd instead of the 1st

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 04:33 PM (88C+u)

This! The gene pool in some areas is not much more than a mud puddle.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (eh7Rr)

268 Ya got yer judi chop and your ninji chop..

Posted by: Redneck Ninja at August 04, 2026 04:34 PM (5MU0i)

269 That guy he thought he was tough-guy taunting...looks pretty muscular to me. This scrawny fool must think he's a whole lot tougher than he appears. And those swim trunks. LOL Nice flopping package while you're getting pummeled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2026 04:35 PM (qBdHI)

270 I get the following error when trying to use xcancel:

xcancel.com’s server IP address could not be found.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2026 04:35 PM (XMwZJ)

271 Cyril Basin, the mad Siberian, is more appropo.

If his political career doesn't work out, he should contact Hunter.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 04, 2026 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

272 Kiro 7 News: Seattle Police Chief Shon Barnes, who got his ass fired for being unavailable during a mass shooting at the Bite Of Seattle and then nearly getting in a fight with a reporter when questioned about it owes $86K in unpaid federal taxes.

At the time of the mass shooting Barnes was in Dallas attending National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives’ annual conference which sounds suspiciously like LA Mayor Bass being in Africa when LA burned down plus promoting black supremacy, fake awards, and martinis.

From Kiro 7 New: "Government records from Cook County, Illinois showed the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) filed a federal tax lien against Barnes and his wife for $86,841.14 in unpaid taxes, penalties, and interest. The lien, filed in February 2025, applies to property owned by the couple and was recorded about one month after Barnes was appointed Seattle’s interim police chief."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (KcT4I)

273 You know what the mainstream media is still obsessing over? The Washington monument reflecting pool.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (YwEeS)

274 No one sane wants to be a Democrat? Is that their issue?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (QbtCZ)

275 Insty:

If there's any silver lining to the current situation it is that the revolution in military affairs has made international aggression, at least for the present, a losing proposition. War is a dead end.

I think *China* understands just how difficult it will be to mount an invasion of Taiwan and hazard that if the Russians and Iranians could have a do-over neither would repeat February 24 2022 or Oct 7 2023 or whatever it was Xi and Putin cooked up I think in the Winter Olympics of 2022 .

But that's water over the dam and while China is probably dissuaded from crossing the Strait the problem is there's no clear exit in either the Ukraine or the Gulf and the world is shaking badly from the efforts of the Bear and the Turbans to get out of the trap. Adding to the difficulty is that the West remains politically divided with the left loathe to abandon their now obsolete program of mass migration, carbon neutrality and radical income distribution. Like Russia and Iran, the West also made a catastrophic commitment in the 2022 time frame.

Now everybody with half a brain is trying to back out -- if there's still time.


I agree completely.
https://tinyurl.com/mr45c74m

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

276 BRO IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.

Hey now.

Posted by: West Virginia at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (QaH55)

277 BRO IS FUCKING HIS COUSIN.

Worked for Ilhan Omar
Posted by: Community Notes at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (U4c/V)

Fake news. It was her brother.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (dpXJq)

278 I get the following error when trying to use xcancel:

xcancel.com’s server IP address could not be found.


Sounds like your ISP's name server is flaking out on you. Give it a few minutes and try again.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (vTZFs)

279 267 260 Everyone in Maine is fucking their cousin. If anything they're surprised Troy Jackson went for the 2nd instead of the 1st

Posted by: gKWVE at August 04, 2026 04:33 PM (88C+u)

This! The gene pool in some areas is not much more than a mud puddle.

Yet we take all the shit!
Alabama

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (YwEeS)

280 The Hawaiians mercilessly bullied Barack Obama when he was growing up (according to Obama's books that Bill Ayers probably wrote for him). I'm gonna say they didn't go far enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (2ocoG)

281
xcancel.com’s server IP address could not be found.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2026 04:35 PM (XMwZJ)



I get nothing but a search bar and a 'donate' button.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (2YhKe)

282 Cancel works fine here.

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (dpXJq)

283 You know what the mainstream media is still obsessing over? The Washington monument reflecting pool.
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2026 04:36 PM (YwEeS)
===============
and Epstein, again. For reasons only they know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (QbtCZ)

284 258 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

I'm Crawdaddy Hill.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 04, 2026 04:00 PM (wGerL)

"Langostine Massif"?

I'm a fucking shoo-in.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Isopod Butte?

Sounds more like an anime character...
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 04:32 PM (vJrRc)
_______________________

Dungeness Relief

Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske)

285 Krill basin is my favorite feeding ground.

Posted by: whales at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (g1vL2)

286 xcancel.com’s server IP address could not be found.

Sounds like whatever DNS server you're using is refusing to resolve it.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (nddyR)

287 Yet we take all the shit!
Alabama


There's a funny graphic that goes around X periodically showing what states do and don't allow cousin-fucking. You'll be shocked to learn they're almost exclusively deep blue states. (Or you won't be if you observed the Bidens).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (2ocoG)

288 A prediction for the future, passed on by @klara_sjo

https://tinyurl.com/y2en5tcd

Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)

289 @278 -- It's been like this for many weeks now. (Yes, PC has been restarted several time in mean time.)

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 04, 2026 04:39 PM (XMwZJ)

290 Rethinking...

Dungeness Petrified Forest III.

Posted by: Meteors at August 04, 2026 04:39 PM (Fi81e)

291 What in the world was he wearing? I speedo hybrid?

Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2026 04:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

292 209 Ace is right; it wasn't much of a punch. It looked like a staged or movie fight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

Not everybody is an MMA fighter. It doesn't have to be pretty. It just has to work.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 04, 2026 04:39 PM (QaH55)

293 Why does he have snails on his face?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 04, 2026 04:40 PM (g1vL2)

294 A prediction for the future, passed on by @klara_sjo

https://tinyurl.com/y2en5tcd


OK, that's funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

295 A prediction for the future, passed on by @klara_sjo

https://tinyurl.com/y2en5tcd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
=====================
Ok, that's funny.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2026 04:40 PM (QbtCZ)

296 I get nothing but a search bar and a 'donate' button.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:37 PM (2YhKe)


Ah, must be the same web designer who did our local GOP web site...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2026 04:41 PM (PiwSw)

297 Or maybe

Dungeness Crater Lake.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

298 A prediction for the future, passed on by @klara_sjo

https://tinyurl.com/y2en5tcd

OK, that's funny.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

295 A prediction for the future, passed on by @klara_sjo

https://tinyurl.com/y2en5tcd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
=====================
Ok, that's funny.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2026 04:40 PM (QbtCZ)

Ok, that's funny.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2026 04:41 PM (N1DT3)

299 Why does he have snails on his face?

They aren't snails. They're slugs. His face got slugged.

ba-dum-BUMP

Posted by: Archimedes at August 04, 2026 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

300 Just saw an ad on YouTube. Rafael Warnock begging for money. Get this, Trump is going to steal the election and my donation is needed to fight him and save the country.

I better donate huh?

Posted by: How it works at August 04, 2026 04:42 PM (3cXW4)

301 I don't see the problem with this candidate.
It seems he checks all the boxes for the Democrats.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2026 04:42 PM (6ydKt)

302
From time to time, I'll have to check in with the regulars to see if the popup is still there.

I have been popup-emancipated.

Posted by: Axeman at August 04, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

303 Your gay Democrat Congressional candidate name is your favorite crustacean and your favorite topographical map feature.

Figures.

Mussel Beach.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 04, 2026 04:43 PM (zdLoL)

304 Or maybe

Dungeness Crater Lake.
Posted by: Axeman


of the Astoria Crater-Lakes

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 04, 2026 04:43 PM (vJrRc)

305 Nood. Wisconsin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2026 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

306 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2026 04:43 PM (2YhKe)

307 Love if someone could find that one again.
Posted by: polynikes

Is that the frying pan guy who smokes a cigarette while whacking antifa goons with the pan ? That was a classic!

Posted by: Cheri at August 04, 2026 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

308 That's my kind of man!

Posted by: Elizabeth "High Cheek Bones" Warren (Communist - MA) at August 04, 2026 04:44 PM (qUkBO)

309 This! The gene pool in some areas is not much more than a mud puddle.

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Palestine, Pakistan, etc at August 04, 2026 04:45 PM (/y3Vc)

310 Ok, that's scary.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2026 04:45 PM (QbtCZ)

311 Has it been pointed out that the symbol on his campaign flyer is a flower that looks like a...vagina? It's a bold choice. I guess it didn't pay off for him.
Posted by: Archimedes


Accurate, though. As Ace pointed out, he is a pussy.

Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2026 04:45 PM (VHUov)

312 For all those of you saying how weak the punch was, ever been hit in the jaw hard enough to turn your head?

My master was known for a knockout punch that wasn't much more than a slap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oOepRwknNo

Potato pants was out when he hit the ground.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 04, 2026 04:45 PM (Mx+TJ)

313 Barely related, but mostly OT:
One of the latest “seven times stronger than viagra” ads features a very buff chick with six pack abs in front of a running track. I am reminded of the Zappa lyrics “the thicker the cushion, the better the pushin’ “

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 04, 2026 04:50 PM (1FEc1)

314 This Kirill Basin never had the makings of a Ballroom Blitzer.

Posted by: The Sweet at August 04, 2026 04:53 PM (wVcYX)

315 There's a "trans woman" dominating the second tier women's basketball league in France. Six foot three built like a muscular guy. Says may come to wNBA. Presently avg 21 pts, 20 rebounds a game.
Please come over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2026 04:53 PM (BFvh9)

316 This guy should be in jail, not Congress. Come to think of it, there are quite a few Congressmen who should be in jail.

Posted by: Ralph at August 04, 2026 05:08 PM (8WZD4)

317 Not a fan of him being called haloi boy.

Posted by: wickedpinto at August 04, 2026 05:41 PM (P98wH)

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