The Week In Woke

Tuq'r Qarlson, Marjorie Trailer-Queen, and Thomas Massie keep selling their agenda of Woke for White People (TM):

Surprise! Universities continue discriminating against white and Asian applicants despite the Supreme Court being emphatic that this is illegal racial discrimination.

The Department of Justice has concluded that Duke University School of Law intentionally discriminated against applicants based on race, finding that the school continued giving admissions preferences to black and Hispanic applicants even after the Supreme Court struck down race-conscious college admissions.
The DOJ's Civil Rights Division announced Thursday that Duke Law violated Title VI of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 in admissions for its incoming classes of 2023, 2024 and 2025. The department said the practices also violated the Supreme Court's 2023 ruling in Students for Fair Admissions v. Harvard, which restricted universities' use of race in admissions.
In an Aug. 6 findings letter, the DOJ said investigators reviewed Duke Law's internal documents and admissions data and determined the school continued "intentionally" granting and denying admission based on race following the Supreme Court decision.
"Duke Law School doesn't get a free pass to discriminate against white and Asian students simply because it thinks it has good intentions," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet K. Dhillon said. "Using 'diversity' essay questions to identify preferred races for admission is still illegal discrimination based on race, and this Department is committed to eliminating it everywhere we find it, including in our nation's law schools."

Sue them until they can't shit straight.

A Christian physician assistant who was fired after refusing to facilitate transgender procedures and use preferred pronouns won a $410,000 settlement from her former employers.
In May 2021, Valerie Kloosterman was a physician assistant at the University of Michigan Health-West. The hospital required Kloosterman to complete a diversity training module on LGBTQ+ issues, the Daily Signal reported.
According to Kloosterman's lawsuit, the module required her affirm statements concerning sexual orientation and gender identity that went against her Christian faith, which says God ordains a person's sex. To go against that, whether it be through surgery or the use of preferred pronouns, she believes, is going against God's will.
The lawsuit also argues that her Hippocratic oath to "do no harm" prevents her from facilitating procedures she believes do more harm than good.
In July 2021, Kloosterman met with the hospital's DEI program director, who was hostile toward her beliefs, told her she couldn't bring her religious beliefs into the workplace, and called her "evil," according to the lawsuit. He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide. The hospital fired her the following August.
In addition to the monetary settlement, the hospital has implemented a new policy that won't require employees to act in ways that violate their religious beliefs.

Meanwhile: a transgender "professor" says that having a normal gender/sex "isn't real" and that non-gay sex is "unnatural."

University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real" and the gender "binary" is "incoherent."
Velocci is an assistant professor in history and the sociology of science who claims to be nonbinary and transgender. This identification has shaped the professor's questions and conclusions because "that is how knowledge works," Velocci wrote in the book titled "Sex Isn't Real: The Invention of an Incoherent Binary."
In an interview with Duke University Press, which published the book, Velocci expressed joy that "any right wing or TERF detractor who wants to s***-talk the book is going to have to say or write the phrase 'Sex Isn't Real' in the process."
Velocci claims in the book that "cisness" is unnatural and that people fitting into their "assigned sex category" took a large amount of work to construct and maintain.
Sex science throughout the 19th and 20th centuries was a close ally to those invested in supporting white-supremacist governance and ejecting women from political life, Velocci claims.
"Science continues to be an anti-trans ally," the professor wrote, adding that sex has little to do with bodies, but is instead about categories and who controls them.
The professor also wrote that "current efforts to annihilate transness are couched in references to biology and science."

LOL. We're "couching" biology and science in "references to biology and science." How dare we.

Mother and her two trans pals arrested for murder of mentally handicapped 7-year-old boy.

Three people have been charged with the murder of a seven-year-old Ohio boy, with prosecutors saying that the young boy had suffered abuse at the hands of the defendants for months. Those arrested include the boy's mother as well as two trans-identified males.
Per WLWT5, Kaitlin Evans, 39, Nessa Keaney, 23, and Kirby Rankin, 33, were arraigned on charges of murder and child endangerment inside a Hamilton County courtroom Friday. Evans was identified as the mother of the boy, while Rankin and Keaney have been identified as being transgender.

A Portland, OR judge granted a "sweatheart deal" -- no jail time -- to a repeat antifa offender who admitted -- nay, boasted -- of punching and kicking cops and violently grabbing their genitals.

A violent Antifa-affiliated agitator has avoided jail time after admitting to assaulting several federal agents during a direct action outside the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facility in Portland, Oregon. The incident occurred on June 29, 2025.
August Dean Gordon, 32, of Beaverton, physically assaulted numerous federal officers, admitting to "kicking" and "headbutting" agents when they arrested him for damaging ICE facility property. This includes violently grabbing their genitals, according to court documents.
US District Court Judge Amy Baggio sentenced Gordon in late July to four months of home detention followed by five years of probation. The prosecutor sought a four-month prison term, while the defense asked for one year of supervised release.
The judge declined prison time, citing that it would be counterproductive for Gordon's mental health, his lack of a prior criminal history, and the lifelong burden of a felony conviction, per the Oregonian.

If I beat the shit out of an antifa thug in Portland, will I be excused jail time because it would be bad for my mental health? Or nah?

Nah, right?

Gordon, prosecutors continued, "boasted" about his "assaultive behavior," proudly declaring that he "kicked and headbutted officers," showing no "remorse" for his actions. US attorneys said that five officers were injured.

Savanah Hernandez
@Savsays
I visited Seattle's $165 million dollar downtown library and it was OVERRUN with drug addicts.
Not only is this library filled with adults who are high on drugs, but they also offer FREE fentanyl test strips, syringes and injectable narcan that anyone, including children, can access.
Visitors have complained of "foul odors", unusable restrooms and harassment by the homeless and I experienced all of this while at this location.
Seattle residents just passed a tax increase to raise $480 million dollars for libraries just like this one and this is unfortunately the state that they're in.

Another Decarceration Success Story from Charlotte, North Carolina.

Convicted Killer Allegedly Shoots Man Dead Less Than 2 Hours After Release

David Simpson, 29, is charged with first-degree murder, attempted first-degree murder

A man already convicted of manslaughter allegedly shot and wounded one man and killed a second in Charlotte, North Carolina less than two hours after being released last week on bond.
FOX News reported that 29-year-old David Simpson now faces charges that include first-degree murder and "possession of a firearm by a felon." He is in custody and being held without bond.
WCNC noted that Simpson "was released from Mecklenburg County jail around 12:20 a.m. on Wednesday," then allegedly carried out the fatal shooting at 1:45 p.m.
The shooting occurred at an apartment complex and is believed to have resulted from an argument over a parking space.
Simpson's girlfriend, Shakema Scott, is charged "with accessory after the fact."

I try to keep an open mind about new ideas and opinions, but this take on parents and children is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Douthat’s response is perfect: pic.twitter.com/tx26XZxpxw
— Caleb Wait (@calebwait) August 4, 2026

Parents BLAST @WCPSS board members after a “nonbinary” teacher at Middle Creek Elementary School in NC reportedly made students refer to him as "Ms" while he wears women's clothing.

"At what point does answering a child's question become instruction concerning gender identity?"… https://t.co/zVlf7Z8pm5 pic.twitter.com/DZtaecM0sC
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 5, 2026

It's racist for white people to expect black people to listen to their music on headphones like everyone else:

Hahahaha. This is an incredible piece. https://t.co/dyuI6SSume pic.twitter.com/Ru8K6ZEm1k
— max tempers (@maxtempers) August 7, 2026

Watch this. Seriously! At first you might be underwhelmed and wonder what the big deal is, but then you will be AMAZED.

If you can't watch it now, bookmark it for later.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 Hello.

Posted by: Case at August 07, 2026 03:40 PM (fV9m3)

2 Sue them until they can't shit straight
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Too late!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 07, 2026 03:43 PM (6UXQp)

3 >>OMG

This is apparently a new “nonbinary” teacher at Middle Creek Elementary School in NC

NC is becoming a real shithole. Dem governor and probably Dem senator. AMF.

Posted by: That Guy at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (c9rBD)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (QX6xo)

5 You learn something new every day.

Paul eats hobo ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:44 PM (QX6xo)

6 New cowboy movie.

https://tinyurl.com/43f49tx7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

7 I saw Beans In Your Beef open for Beef Jerky at Fry Street Fair in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (QX6xo)

8 In what way, specifically, did the Iran conflict lead to $20 burritos in Los Angeles as delivered by DoorDash?

And, should we actually blame the importation of tens of millions of people under Biden for that instead?

Because, you know, immigration is inflationary.

https://t.co/jKx3SvcQBA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:45 PM (bvy21)

9 Welll, I'd be very dubious about a person named " Beans Velocci" to begin with, and he's clearly full of hot air.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:46 PM (rHgXV)

10 University of Michigan Health - West?

So you only go there if healthy?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (4g5V+)

11 Wow

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (mseD3)

12 It is quintessentially social to play music and hope your peers appreciate that music.

I wonder how many vibrant inner-city folk would appreciate this.

https://youtu.be/_uj8h4SCsnE - SFW

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (ExV1e)

13 Another Decarceration Success Story from Charlotte, North Carolina.

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This shit is going to play against Cooper in the Senate race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (bvy21)

14 "non-gay sex is "unnatural."

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Just because it's dirty doesn't mean it's unnatural.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (ndZc7)

15 University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci
......

Maybe he should have his frank and beans removed.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

16 Me: My grocery bi...
Massie: IT'S THE JEWS!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:48 PM (Dv3i1)

17 "non-gay sex is "unnatural."
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What is "non-gay sex"? You mean, "sex"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (Dv3i1)

18 He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide.

Wow. Fragile little flowers, aren't they.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (QX6xo)

19 Brave isn't working great either for me. Constant reload. And I thought I had coupled it with ad block plus but iOS doesn't allow extensions on brave. Ad block plus with safari doesn't do shit for me. Blog traffic has to be way, way down.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)

20 In what way, specifically, did the Iran conflict lead to $20 burritos in Los Angeles as delivered by DoorDash?

All tortillas are shipped via the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)

21 "Duke Law School doesn't get a free pass to discriminate against white and Asian students simply because it thinks it has good intentions," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet K. Dhillon said. "Using 'diversity' essay questions to identify preferred races for admission is still illegal discrimination based on race, and this Department is committed to eliminating it everywhere we find it, including in our nation's law schools."

So, what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (QX6xo)

22 Burritos sound pretty good. Might have to be dinner.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

23
The password is...

Ambulatory

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (6UXQp)

24 At this point, these degenerates just need a good beating or five.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (GTqXr)

25 Professor Orla Muldoon didn't use a limerick to make her point. I'm confused.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (Dv3i1)

26 Seattle... Visitors have complained of "foul odors"

See, this is why we need access to more expensive burritos.

Posted by: 88C+u / gKWVE at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (88C+u)

27 They're the magical fruit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (wOO3z)

28 Brave isn't working great either for me. Constant reload. And I thought I had coupled it with ad block plus but iOS doesn't allow extensions on brave. Ad block plus with safari doesn't do shit for me. Blog traffic has to be way, way down.
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)

In the top bar, click on the lion head to bring up options. Turn off Java. Pop ups are no more. Re-enable Java, as needed, for other sites.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

29 Burritos sound pretty good.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

Maybe a few hours later

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (6UXQp)

30 When I make burritos, I use some cooked rice as a filler

basically it's ground beef+refried beans+diced habanero peppers

diced onions
some spices

Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (ZxPkt)

31 I like beans. Screw that leguminophobe!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (m0WlR)

32 Why is everyone talking about burritos all of a sudden?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)

33 If Mr. Massie hadn’t spent years pissing off his constituents he might still have a job. But, because he is not an adult, he has to blame someone or something else, like AIPAC, Israel or the Jews in general.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (4g5V+)

34 Discrimination is not new at Duke law.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (enNUy)

35 Why is everyone talking about burritos all of a sudden?
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)

Trump banned them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (ExV1e)

36 I'm glad the Israelis csre about my grocery bill

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

37 All tortillas are shipped via the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ExV1e)

The Neolithic was a long, long, long time ago.

Posted by: Magan, Meluhha, and Sheba at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (88C+u)

38 If you prosecute us for murder WE WILL KILL OURSELVES!!!

Posted by: The two trannies accused of murdering a seven year old handicapped boy at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (4g5V+)

39 Why is everyone talking about burritos all of a sudden?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)

Democrats need the working class back.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (6UXQp)

40 non-gay sex is "unnatural."

* looks at literally all of Nature *

I believe this fellow may be mistaken.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)

41 Having worked with actual disabled people, I want to throw things after watching that last clip. Or ensure she's truly disabled by using a hammer.

Yeah, throwing things is probably safer for me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, finding a plushie to chuck at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (Wt5PA)

42 The Mass-hole was so popular, so beloved by his constituents that 30mil by "the Israeli lobby" was enough to primary him.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (2qSHg)

43 Seattle residents just passed a tax increase to raise $480 million dollars for libraries just like this one and this is unfortunately the state that they're in.

So at $165 million a pop, they can almost get three more libraries for drug addicts to take over.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

44 32 Why is everyone talking about burritos all of a sudden?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2026 03:53 PM (CNl8/)

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It is currently the major reason that Republicans will lose in November.

This is after no immigration enforcement was going to lead to losses, after which it was overenthusiastic immigration enforcement was going to lead to losses, after which it was the killing of Goode and Pretti were going to lead to losses, after which the Iran conflict was going to lead to losses, after which it was the MOU that was going to lead to losses, after which it was the renewed conflict which was going to lead to losses, after which it is now burritos will lead to losses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (bvy21)

45 19 Brave isn't working great either for me. Constant reload. And I thought I had coupled it with ad block plus but iOS doesn't allow extensions on brave. Ad block plus with safari doesn't do shit for me. Blog traffic has to be way, way down.
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)

I am not having any issues on my iPad with Brave. But from the comment numbers, it does appear things are down a bit. If the goal was to increase ad revenue, it might be backfiring in less numbers and a sharp increase in ad blocker use.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

46 People, I have the solution to your AoS/popup problems

Just send $5 and a SASE to:

Don Black
c/o ACME Corp.
1 Easy Street
Fat City CO 80215

Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (ZxPkt)

47 36 I'm glad the Israelis csre about my grocery bill
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

They got an ag sector too, you know.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (4g5V+)

48 38 If you prosecute us for murder WE WILL KILL OURSELVES!!!
Posted by: The two trannies accused of murdering a seven year old handicapped boy at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (4g5V+)

So society wins.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2026 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

49 With all the deportations of Southern Americas Burritos are off the menu

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)

50 Asmongold never disappoints. LOL.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (zdYK9)

51 That one dude talking about allocating proxy votes to children believes that children are "hostages" to their parents.

That's a deranged viewpoint.

I've never been a parent but I know that's wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (FZ29D)

52
University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci

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Professor Beans Velocity? This has to be a joke. Innovation at the speed of methane.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (DOcg9)

53 >Why is everyone talking about burritos all of a sudden?

Posted by: Mark1971
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We've got to close the Burrito Gap

Posted by: Don Black, ACME Corp Exec VP for New Projects at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (ZxPkt)

54 And the "non binary" teacher is totally convincing as a woman. Totally!/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rHgXV)

55 Thanks, used, I do that. Also chose aggressive instead of normal for blocking pop ups on brave. Still a train wreck. And every day seems a different combo!

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (enNUy)

56 "Requiring children and other teachers to use false titles or pronouns compels their speech to say what they know is not true."

And that's the game, getting people to knowingly lie and at least publicly acknowledge the lie as "truth".

Bonus points if you do this long enough and your subjects learn to love Big Brother...or the Big Trans teacher.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (2qSHg)

57 It is quintessentially social to play music and hope your peers appreciate that music.

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Funny. I was thinking it was quintessentially social to take a baseball bat to such peers and their noise makers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (ndZc7)

58 29 Burritos sound pretty good.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

Maybe a few hours later
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2026 03:52 PM (6UXQp)

Thanks for making me laugh out loud. I have house cleaners here and they now think I am crazy.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

59 Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Omg.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)

60 Beans is nuts.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

61 The weirdo who wants young people to vote for your kids thinks that those young people will vote like him.
That's all there is to this. No need for a logical discussion or presentation of arguments. "That's idiotic" is the only proper response.
The guy's convoluted logic about children being the prisoners of their parents is convoluted because the idea was mapped out, not as a genuine idea, but as a means to an end. The end being more political power for people who think like him.

This is true of all modern liberal beliefs, it just isn't usually as obvious as this one.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (0MjtC)

62 It is currently the major reason that Republicans will lose in November.

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Burrito-gate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fear Me! at August 07, 2026 03:59 PM (ndZc7)

63 Also chose aggressive instead of normal for blocking pop ups on brave. Still a train wreck. And every day seems a different combo!
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 03:57 PM (enNUy)

I don't read this place on mobile. I guess the ad people are trying to get around ad blockers again. Youtube has certainly been annoying lately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

64 We have so many drones delivering food in our neighborhood I expect them to crash into one another at any time

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (enNUy)

65 I can walk to my gas station and get a 'rito for $6.50 if I microwave it at home. If I want to cross another street it's maybe $8 and they'll cook it there. If I want to go to the grocery store I can get a big bag of 'rito and toss those in the oven and they're, what, $3 each.
Nobody is paying $20 per 'rito unless they are too lazy and fat even to walk.
I mean, yes, Ben Shapiro is a douche who isn't as smart as he thinks he is, but he's smart enough to know what a burrito costs. He at least walks past the aisle in the same kind of store I go to.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (88C+u)

66

"Beans Velocci "

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (2jv4y)

67 Last week, the Trump administration quietly released a sweeping new federal rule titled "Regulation for Federal Financial Assistance" that would use funding threats to force institutions across the country to reject transgender people. The 400-page proposed regulation would codify the administration's anti-trans executive orders into binding federal policy, imposing a blanket prohibition on federal funds going toward "gender ideology"

I really am ready for the pendulum to swing back the either way. So tired of these trashy bigots thinking their hateful opinions matter. Boomers are driving a lot of it and they are on their way out. We lose more and more of them daily so I have hope. My kid is Gen alpha and they seem to be way more accepting of things naturally, so I have high hopes

Pendulums never swing the other way with fascism, they'll hold it on their side until it is forcefully taken from them and thrown back. It's called the ratchet effect.

It's already affected me. After the election, our company removed their LGBT and DEI support groups / assistance.

Get ready for "cis allies" to evaporate overnight.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)

68 Omg. Nurse.

And yes. Yes i have.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (PgEh4)

69 I would have put her in my suitcase and stashed her in my closet.

Posted by: Zombie Ira Einhorn at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (Wt1Rs)

70 That faggot who wants to steal votes is most likely a chomo and needs to have his cellphone and laptop thoroughly searched for kiddie pron.

Red Flags all over the place.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (45BvE)

71 Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Omg.
Posted by: nurse ratched.

Affirmative.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (wOO3z)

72 I just realized that I knew Dana Nessel, the Attorney General of Michigan, in college.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

73 If our nation's prestigious law schools can't discriminate against whites and oriental the law means nothing. They are fighting the good fight to promote people based upon the color of their skin. That takes a lot of character.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (PqZlS)

74 >>>>University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real" and the gender "binary" is "incoherent."
*****
So from what to what is Velocci " transing" if sex is not real?

Posted by: Cosda at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (Sf0j5)

75 67 I really am ready for the pendulum to swing back the either way. So tired of these trashy bigots thinking their hateful opinions matter. Boomers are driving a lot of it and they are on their way out. We lose more and more of them daily so I have hope. My kid is Gen alpha and they seem to be way more accepting of things naturally, so I have high hopes

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)

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Swing back to transgenderism?

The pendulum swing back on that culturally like 18 months ago, in terms of law it's just beginning.

The rise of transgenderism was the far end of the pendulum swing that began in the 2000s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (bvy21)

76 I just realized that I knew Dana Nessel, the Attorney General of Michigan, in college.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

In the biblical sense?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (ExV1e)

77 NcKate,

Brave is just a skin over Safari Webkit on ios. It is a skin over Chrome in Android.

Apparently the only non native Safari Webkit browser is Chrome (I have been told this and have no reason to doubt it) and perhaps Chromium which is de googled Chrome--but you would have to sideload it as I suspect Chromium/Chromite is not allowed into the Apple App.

But adblocker extension probably works better on Chrome on Apple than Brave due to webkit having some hidden sauces that Apple does not disclose publicly.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (E4rtv)

78 Have yet to see a drone food delivery service

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

79 It's already affected me. After the election, our company removed their LGBT and DEI support groups / assistance.
.......

GET TO WORK, weirdo.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

80 I just realized that I knew Dana Nessel, the Attorney General of Michigan, in college.
Posted by: Bulg

Was she the village bicycle on campus?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (wOO3z)

81 So wheelchair girl in the last video is a total attention whore looking for clicks, who has literally every illness & malady possible, but apparently also is a very good actress.

This is the future we weren't promised.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

82 Science continues to be an anti-trans ally

I mean he's not wrong

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

83 70 That faggot who wants to steal votes is most likely a chomo and needs to have his cellphone and laptop thoroughly searched for kiddie pron.

Red Flags all over the place.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at August 07, 2026 04:02 PM (45BvE)

Yeah. He's really frustrated at all those dads "imprisioning" their sons so that he can't have sex with them.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)

84 University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci ...

Beans Baxter >>> Beans Velocci

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:05 PM (wtvvX)

85
The rise of transgenderism was the far end of the pendulum swing that began in the 2000s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

But they said they just wanted to get married, and there was no slippery slope! They lied to me!

Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.

Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)

86 In the biblical sense?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

No, but she was kinda cute, and very funny.

Now she's a lesbo.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

87 Less Than 2 Hours After Release

So... where did he get a gun just 2 hours out of jail? Hmmmm? Is anyone looking into that? Or nah?

Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (kU0PQ)

88 Hard to believe it was the same university that graduated Christian Laettner.

Duke University should hire that bright young academic from Cambridge, Ja-Son Arday. Not only was he the drummer for Milli Vanilli, but he also reprised Forrest Gump's run across among America, caught the world's largest marlin, and led the National League in average in 2018 (although to win that you barely have to crack .300 anymore).

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (qwx/I)

89 85
Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.

Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)

=======

But they also say that they want to kill every Republican. Here's video!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (bvy21)

90 So wheelchair girl in the last video is a total attention whore looking for clicks, who has literally every illness & malady possible, but apparently also is a very good actress.

Is she? Or do we live in a time when people don't call out bullshit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

91 59 Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Omg.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)

Reminds me that my colonoscopy is coming up...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (wtvvX)

92 I'm old enough to have seen 2nd and 3rd generation feminism attack the idea of strictly assigned genders.

Men can sew and be men
Women can fish and still be women

And it is true. While women are more likely to like sewing and men fishing there is nothing that requires this.

But 4th generation feminism flipped this on its head. Now if you like sewing as a guy you must actually have a feminine gender even if you've got the normal junk downstairs (until you cut if off!)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

93 >>>Marjorie Trailer-Queen

That's just so perfect. Maybe an Aceism!

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (odBC9)

94 "Beans Velocci "

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 07, 2026 04:00 PM (2jv4y)

That's Professor Beans Velocci, Ph.D, to you, cisbigot supremacist!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

95 Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Very comfortable, and warm.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

96 Was she the village bicycle on campus?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Don't know. I only knew her for a couple of months at the end of my second senior year. (Yes, I was on the five-year plan.)

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

97 The rise of transgenderism was the far end of the pendulum swing that began in the 2000s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That was in part because Civil Rights reached a dead end on immutable natural identity like race or sex. So it began to include identities based on sexual attraction, e.g. gays, after winning that battle, the trans and other deviant identities like furries or child attracted (pedos) claimed protection under civil rights laws that say no such thing (as far as the feds go).

Immutable categories were too limited for the left and so they had to start including categories based on actions as well equating them to religion as deeply held. Problem there is Smith v. Oregon and City of Boerne v. Flores makes neutrally secular laws that coincidentally affect religion as permissable. So perverts can be locked up, children banned from groomer drag shows, etc.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

98 Reminds me that my colonoscopy is coming up...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:08 PM (wtvvX)

Looks like I'll be delaying mine cuz of the radiation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

99 Bulg- Related to Michigan

Apparently Al- Sayed hates Mackinac Island, as well. Frankly "Twitchy" site:

https://tinyurl.com/y5a4ejss

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (rHgXV)

100 I have taken a piss with such velocity that my urethra burned.

If it weren't so damned narrow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (qwx/I)

101 Is she? Or do we live in a time when people don't call out bullshit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

102 100

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)

103 (or not)

Posted by: m at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)

104 "That's Professor Beans to you, cretin!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (JvZF+)

105 Yeah. He's really frustrated at all those dads "imprisioning" their sons so that he can't have sex with them.
Posted by: 29Victor
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There is a bullet in some father's gun just itching to give that pervert a penetration he will never forget.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv)

106 Drone delivery would be awesome on National Forest lands and places like that. Probably never be allowed in the federal Parks, but. Getting a fresh re-supply of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles and a pack of Twizzlers would get lots of business, even if expensive.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (RqCTJ)

107 104 "That's Professor Beans to you, cretin!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (JvZF+)

========

*weird silent look*
-Mr. Beans

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (bvy21)

108 While foreign aid should be zero'd out, it and the cost of wars are NOTHING compared to social spending.

While the GOPe is poor on spending the Dems are atrocious. So if you were really concerned about government overspending and inflation you'd be helping stalwart budget hawks defeat Dems in competitive races.

Instead people like Massie just bitch about Trump.

Israel isn't making your burrito so pricey. Forty Million illegals on welfare are.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

109 If you use Apple products, install Vivaldi browser. I've had no issues with the ads and you don't need extensions to make it work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (bkuEU)

110 @99 Did he pronounce it Mackin-aw or Mackin-ack?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:11 PM (qwx/I)

111 No, but she was kinda cute, and very funny.

Now she's a lesbo.
Posted by: Bulg
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Ah, part of the WNBA green dildo club.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

112 Drone delivery would be awesome on National Forest lands and places like that. Probably never be allowed in the federal Parks, but. Getting a fresh re-supply of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles and a pack of Twizzlers would get lots of business, even if expensive.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (RqCTJ)

Oh, gosh, yes. Absolutely this. -- Bears

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ExV1e)

113 Bulg- Related to Michigan

Apparently Al- Sayed hates Mackinac Island, as well. Frankly "Twitchy" site:

https://tinyurl.com/y5a4ejss

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

OK, that's weird.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

114 The powers that be want you to talk about burritos. Don't give them the satisfaction

Posted by: Mon Lee Chinee Take Out at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (JM9I6)

115 @59

>>Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?

Periodically, I take castor oil.

It will clean you out from your stomach down.

And yes, your pants will fit better.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2026 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

116 Wheel Chair Broad has a lot of cats in her future.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (45BvE)

117 Three people have been charged with the murder of a seven-year-old Ohio boy, with prosecutors saying that the young boy had suffered abuse at the hands of the defendants for months. Those arrested include the boy's mother as well as two trans-identified males.

Imagine some MAGA mom killed her son this way with a couple of Man-o-sphere podcasters.

It would be THE news item for the next month. Instead....ZZZZ

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

118 It's already affected me. After the election, our company removed their LGBT and DEI support groups / assistance.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2026 04:01 PM (ZwRB6)

How will you ever survive at a job without a support group and assistance?

Oh, the cruel cruelty in this cruel, cruel, world.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

119 Isn't there some antique medical school in Baltimore that started out fine, but 250 years later is totally surrounded by a dystopian hellscape? Trying to remember the name. Good school, but you don't go off campus without low crawling or the rest of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2026 04:13 PM (RqCTJ)

120 109 If you use Apple products, install Vivaldi browser. I've had no issues with the ads and you don't need extensions to make it work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
=====
Interesting, could be that Vivaldi uses Chrome as its underlying code and I have been informed that Chrome is not a webkit browser skin on Apple but an actual Google code base instead.

I run linux for daily driving and I don't use Windoze unless I must but not for internet browsing.

Good to know though as looking an an Apple Cube to replace a larger Windoze 11 machine for doing taxes as that is pretty much all I do on it nowadays (at least in Windows), it has a linux dual boot for more serious stuff as a backup to this computer.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

121 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)

122 I knew a guy that moved to Baltimore for a job.

He came back to my area to visit family and so we caught up over lunch.

I asked him how Baltimore was and his eyes got wide and he said "it is worse then you can possibly imagine"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

123 John Hopkins. Still a top med school.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

124 Get rid of that damn ad that takes over the screen on Safari!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (UWN7z)

125 Fun fact: Mackinac Island was the US' second national park, after Yellowstone.

When the Army moved out of Fort Mackinac in 1895, the Federal Government gave it to the state, and it became Michigan's first state park.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

126 I saw the story about the mother and two trannies beating her handicapped 7 year old to death and I thought I would kill these people if the state allowed it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (KY+FT)

127 Throwing this on the woke pile:

@Breaking911
2h
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, adding he meets all eligibility requirements.

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (i14TE)

128 122 I asked him how Baltimore was and his eyes got wide and he said "it is worse then you can possibly imagine"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Theory:

Baltimore is actually a paradise of hedonistic pleasures without consequence, and those who live there have created a fiction to keep others away.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (bvy21)

129 "I'm not ready to get mad..."

...

"I'm starting to get mad."

LOL

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (uzmqU)

130 101 Is she? Or do we live in a time when people don't call out bullshit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

She really could have had all those things and gotten over them. I, for instance, was once turned into a newt. But I got better.

Posted by: Guy in Holy Grail who had been turned into a newt. at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (0MjtC)

131 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (amcLV)

132 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (bvy21)

You're on the mark.

Posted by: People living 100 years ago at August 07, 2026 04:18 PM (wGerL)

133 100 I have taken a piss with such velocity that my urethra burned.

If it weren't so damned narrow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (qwx/I)

When I was a freshman in college, living in a dorm, I walked into our bathroom one day and inexplicably took a gigantic whiz that lasted a good three minutes. My roommates were stunned. It was after lunch, I hadn't been drinking booze or coffee, and I didn't feel like my bladder was going to burst. And it never happened again.

Still one of the weirdest things to ever happen to me.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:18 PM (wtvvX)

134 Hey, I don’t want to hear your noise pollution.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (LHPAg)

135 Professor Beans is particularly unsettling, having gotten a PhD at Yale, is quoted on the Progressive Parent even about intersex animals, and appears to be teaching at Penn.

Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) and Penn Medicine are closely connected through deep academic, clinical, and research partnerships, even though they operate as separate legal entities and independent hospital systems. CHOP's relationship with Penn Medicine brings board-certified pediatric specialists directly to babies, children and teens in the Greater Philadelphia area.

The Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP) continues to operate its Gender and Sexuality Development Program, defending patient privacy and legal gender-affirming care against federal subpoenas and proposed funding restrictions from the Trump administration. Federal courts have repeatedly blocked the Department of Justice's attempts to seize sensitive patient medical records from CHOP. (AI Overview)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (NFX2v)

136 Baltimore is actually a paradise of hedonistic pleasures without consequence, and those who live there have created a fiction to keep others away.

I think Baltimore is more Khorne/Nurgle and less Slaanesh.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

137 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM (amcLV)

Peas ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yee-haw!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)

138 John Hopkins. Still a top med school.
Posted by: whig

John Money will always be an inexpungable stain on their reputation in my book, though.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

139 Who the fuck puts beans in their beef? I usually layer my burritos, not turn it into a sloppy mess. And no green stuff. It's a conspiracy by the Jewish lobby for explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (iySPJ)

140 121 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)

Grits Vámonos

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

141 This shit is going to play against Cooper in the Senate race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 07, 2026 03:47 PM (bvy21)
=====

The NC chapter of the MSM loves Roy Cooper. All the bad stuff, like early prisoner release, no bail, etc. Hey, wait a minute ... hmmmm.... who was the NC AG during Roy Cooper's reign as Governor?. Yeah, the News and Obscurer loves Josh, too.

Whatley's first batch of ads show promise, but he has to go at Cooper the way Jesse Helms went after Governor Jim Hunt. Helms went on to beat Hunt like an old mule.

Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (rj6Yv)

142 I think Baltimore is more Khorne/Nurgle and less Slaanesh.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (amcLV)

143 I have taken a piss with such velocity that my urethra burned.

If it weren't so damned narrow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Hank Hill has entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

144 I started having issues with Brave the last round of bad ads. That's when I installed Vivaldi. I use it on the iphone and ipad. The ipad seems to have more issues thn the phone, but I have a 13mini, so not the latest.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (bkuEU)

145 I too suffer from sporadic Tourette's syndrome.

Penis

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (viF8m)

146 Who the fuck puts beans in their beef? I usually layer my burritos, not turn it into a sloppy mess. And no green stuff. It's a conspiracy by the Jewish lobby for explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:20 PM (iySPJ)

Sometimes the peppers are green, senor. -- Jose the Burrito Man

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM (ExV1e)

147 Who the fuck puts beans in their beef? I usually layer my burritos, not turn it into a sloppy mess. And no green stuff. It's a conspiracy by the Jewish lobby for explosive diarrhea.

Reading up on Glenn Bell I think we Christians are going to have to take the L on this one

Out: Run to the border
In: Run to the john

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

148 130 101 Is she? Or do we live in a time when people don't call out bullshit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)

Nobody wants to be the guy being mean to the girl in the wheelchair who has epileptic seizures, Tourettes, and an English accent.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

She really could have had all those things and gotten over them. I, for instance, was once turned into a newt. But I got better.
Posted by: Guy in Holy Grail who had been turned into a newt. at August 07, 2026 04:17 PM
===========
Women love drama.
If they don't have any they'll create some.

Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)

149 University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real"...

___________________________________

Well, first off, let's take a look at what someone named "Beans" looks like:

https://tinyurl.com/ms2n8a4d

Yeah, that tracks. So, to be clear, he's guessing that sex isn't real. He doesn't and likely will never have any raw data to confirm his hypothesis.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

150 I think Baltimore is more Khorne/Nurgle and less Slaanesh.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

Egon Spengler quote?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

151 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

Spaetzle Schnell -- obviously a professor of organic chemistry.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (qwx/I)

152 Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit!

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (D2d9O)

153 131 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

I'm Professor Fries Rapide (Xey/Xem).
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:15 PM (wGerL)
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Professor Kimchi Imshi was born of an unusual union.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Professor Sweetpotato Velocemente

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

154 I think Baltimore is more Khorne/Nurgle and less Slaanesh.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

Egon Spengler quote?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

Not a quote. Warhammer 40k reference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)

155 Professor Beans Velocity? This has to be a joke. Innovation at the speed of methane.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2026 03:56 PM (DOcg9)

Every day for him is this Cyanide & Happiness strip:

explosm.net/comics/productive

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (Sy6m/)

156 143 I have taken a piss with such velocity that my urethra burned.

If it weren't so damned narrow.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Hank Hill has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:21 PM
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Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Gonorrea! at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)

157 I feel for that girl who has all those transitory disabilities.
I once spent a year dead for tax reasons.

Posted by: Hotblack Desiato at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (0MjtC)

158 Welll, I'd be very dubious about a person named " Beans Velocci" to begin with, and he's clearly full of hot air.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 03:46 PM (rHgXV)

Back in the day he'd have been a snitch for the dashing detective, giving him background for his case. Now he's a college professor and thus useless for anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)

159 Who the fuck puts beans in their beef? I usually layer my burritos, not turn it into a sloppy mess. And no green stuff. It's a conspiracy by the Jewish lobby for explosive diarrhea.

Jalepenos, serranos, cilantro and guacamole are all green and all belong in a burrito.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (3Ope8)

160 Speaking of Chaos...top cities for each?

Khorne - St Louis
Slaanesh - San Fran
Tzeentch - DC
Nurgle - Also San Fran

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

161 Of all the motherfuckers in the world to talk about the price of beef.

The guy who evaded the taxes on his cattle business while selling at market rates, and funneled the rakeoff into personal expenses, including payoffs to the staffers he was fucking on the side.

The sheer chutzpah is admirable, in its own way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (BI5O2)

162 Women love drama.
If they don't have any they'll create some.

Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)

Not my wife. She's not into drama. But Lord Almighty, she can worry herself to death.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (wtvvX)

163 lol. NC is going to vote for Cooper. They vote for Dem governors and now they will vote for Cooper the Clown. I don’t care of the entire legislature is mostly Republicans. That stat is one it’s way out. Call it all the in migration of blue staters. Call it stupid. That’s why people are passing up the state now and going to SC and Tennessee. NC sucks.

Posted by: That Guy at August 07, 2026 04:25 PM (xUr2r)

164 127 Throwing this on the woke pile:

@Breaking911
2h
Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom says he’s declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, adding he meets all eligibility requirements.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2026 04:16 PM (i14TE)

I love this. If they refuse to draft him, then they are anti-trans discriminators. If they do, that's the end of the WNBA.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (2nJ9I)

165 Professor Beans has a website with a book length CV of all the peer-reviewed articles he has published, fora where he has spoken and delivered papers, and of course a pedigree of Ivy League degrees. Never question the experts, knuckle draggers.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (wGerL)

166 I once spent a year dead for tax reasons.
Posted by: Hotblack Desiato

Maybe that's Piper's ploy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

167 Jalepenos, serranos, cilantro and guacamole are all green and all belong in a burrito.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:24 PM (3Ope

- Cilantro is optional, depending on your genetics.
- Jalepenos are trash peppers. Serranos and poblanos are better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (ExV1e)

168 Not a quote. Warhammer 40k reference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:23 PM (ExV1e)

Ahhhh.
I know very little about Warhammer.
Never played it.

I've picked up the basics of the story, that's it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

169 Not my wife. She's not into drama. But Lord Almighty, she can worry herself to death.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Sounds like my wife. A very sensible woman, but her motto is "Fear rules my life."

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

170 Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
1h
Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (E4rtv)

171
Beans Baxter >>> Beans Velocci
Posted by: Tex Lovera

G. Gordon Liddy was on an episode of that show.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0985404

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Cqx++)

172 Women love drama.
If they don't have any they'll create some.
Posted by: As it has always been at August 07, 2026 04:22 PM (2Ez/1)

You know, your are so correct. Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)

173 I'm wondering what the percentage of Crazy/Sane is in American professors today?

Gotta be at least 50/50 these days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (6ydKt)

174 Ahhhh.
I know very little about Warhammer.
Never played it.

I've picked up the basics of the story, that's it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

I've never played it. As far as I can tell, playing it involves spending the GDP of a small European nation on miniatures which you spend several years painting so that you can spend a few hours in one of the most boring activities known to man.

The lore is cool though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

175 - Jalepenos are trash peppers. Serranos and poblanos are better.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:26 PM (ExV1e)

Poblanos need to be stuffed with bacon, cream cheese and crab, then deep fried. Jalapenos can be stuffed the same way but are better grilled.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (3Ope8)

176 I grow serranos, poblanos, and jalepenos, along with hot banana peppers. I haven't figured out hatch peppers in the Southeast, yet... but I will.

There's no such thing as a trash pepper. They're all G-d's peppers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

177 You know, your are so correct. Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)

Now you're thinking like a man.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

178 144 I started having issues with Brave the last round of bad ads. That's when I installed Vivaldi. I use it on the iphone and ipad. The ipad seems to have more issues thn the phone, but I have a 13mini, so not the latest.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Thanks for the tech report. Sorry that so many are having troubles with the website. But Brave on Linux has been rock solid except with one recent problem which comes from the kernel causing WebGL failures while they operate fine on Chrome.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

179 "Shakema Scott, is charged "with accessory after the fact.""

No word yet on whether Scott's sister, Shakeweight, has been charged yet.

Posted by: gp at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

180 Your Ivy League gender studies professor name is your favorite side dish and your favorite foreign word for fast.

Kate Upton schnell. That doesn't make much sense. Oh, side dish, not piece...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (ZwRB6)

181 Jalapenos can be stuffed the same way but are better grilled.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (3Ope

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We had delicious bacon-wrapped stuffed jalapenos at the 2020 TxMoMe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (amcLV)

182 You know, your are so correct. Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Agree and amplify. Nice technique.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (E4rtv)

183 For those not up on Warhammer, it is a couple of franchises one SF and one fantasy where a core element is there are 4 chaos gods

Tzeentch is the god of magic, treachery and knowledge. He'll drive you crazy or mutate you into a Lori Lightfoot

Khorne is the god of death and war. He'll turn you into a psycho killer or get you killed as "Khorne doesn't care from where the blood flows"

Nurgle is the god of life and disease. Unlike the rest of the gods he somewhat cares about his followers but not more then he cares about bacteria and virons. He'll get you infected with more diseases then a San Fran rent boy

And Slaanesh is the god of excess but with a focus really on sex. If you saw him down the street you'd think he was just another tranny though. He will eat your soul and shit you out and not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)

184 John Hopkins. Still a top med school.
Posted by: whig

When I still lived in PA, I trained for a few weeks in lab under a woman whose husband eventually accepted a position there (I eventually joined that lab). She and her husband eventually moved back to PA and I had the chance to dine with them after they returned. It was a real culture shock moving from suburban south-central PA to Baltimore to them, having to tightly lock up your valuables in your lab space, sometimes needing a chaperone to your car....stuff like that.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (2qSHg)

185 Yes, transsexuality is not about sex, it is all about categories and who controls them.
It is a rehearsal for pushing toward an Orwellian society, where the truth is whatever the party says it is.
Before getting there, the party first needed to show people a concrete example of how this works in practice.

Posted by: PG at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (+F4bv)

186 85
But they said they just wanted to get married, and there was no slippery slope! They lied to me!

Also, I believe the DSA when they say they just want to give us healthcare.
Posted by: Clueless Normies at August 07, 2026 04:06 PM (ZwRB6)

Oh, they're telling the truth! But the 'healthcare' they want to give you is nonconsensual MAID.

Posted by: SciVo at August 07, 2026 04:31 PM (Sy6m/)

187 Poblanos need to be stuffed with bacon, cream cheese and crab, then deep fried.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

At that point, couldn't you just drop the pepper?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 07, 2026 04:32 PM (ZwRB6)

188 Thanks for the tech report. Sorry that so many are having troubles with the website. But Brave on Linux has been rock solid except with one recent problem which comes from the kernel causing WebGL failures while they operate fine on Chrome.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)
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I got AdBlock when the latest round of popups started and have been blessedly ad-free here and on YouTube.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:32 PM (amcLV)

189
I've never played it. As far as I can tell, playing it involves spending the GDP of a small European nation on miniatures which you spend several years painting so that you can spend a few hours in one of the most boring activities known to man.

The lore is cool though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

I got into the lore after my sister bought me "Dawn of War" as a birthday present. Solid RTS game too, and the VAs were very good as well.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)

190
I had a Latin American GF that at one point after starting a pointless fight with me said she did it because she needed more drama and I was too...not drama.

Current GF isn't like that nor honestly is my mother. So pick better guys.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

191 Poblanos are meant to be stuffed with sofrita seasoned beef, Oaxaca cheese, baked , then smothered in a Mexican white sauce with a pomegranate garnish.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)

192 Imagine some MAGA mom killed her son this way with a couple of Man-o-sphere podcasters.

It would be THE news item for the next month. Instead....ZZZZ
Posted by: 18-1 at

To be fair that's how all news works. The unlikely and exceedingly rare gets all the attention. The common and expected doesn't.

Same reason why plane crashes get coverage and car crashed don't.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (vJrRc)

193 Yes, transsexuality is not about sex, it is all about categories and who controls them.

If you can get a person to call a man a woman you can get them to say anything.

Orwell really low balled it with counting fingers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

194 Dickhead!

Boner!

Motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (W2Pud)

195 The last video put me over the top.

For once I have no words. Ok, I have a few that I can't print, being a refined lady.

Does she wake daily and decide from a list which physical problem to have that day? Is her list multiple choice on a dart target and whatever she hits is the one? Who bought the wheelchair?

Personally I wish the covid test had gone into her brain as it might have helped a bit in the stirring of her prefrontal cortex.

Of course she's queer, too! Absurd not to think otherwise.

While she's not striking to look at she's not super ugly like Marge Taylor Greenpeace with her potato nose. So this leaves me unsure what gave her white guilt Munchausen's. Does she have an eating disorder, too, or did she miss one? Gluten intolerant? Peanut allergy?

Apparently sane intolerant.

I have never had a nanosecond of white guilt. Maybe I am the weird one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (hzuYO)

196 Wheelchair girl is a Target eight.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)

197 When The Week in Woke starts to get me down, I click on the pop up ad of the busty senior and lose myself in her crinkly cleavage.

And then I don't feeel soo baaadd...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (bX16E)

198 >>>Jalepenos, serranos, cilantro and guacamole are all green and all belong in a burrito.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

>Not this month or next. There's too much pop in those jalepeno poppers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (iySPJ)

199 Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.

Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

200 I got into the lore after my sister bought me "Dawn of War" as a birthday present. Solid RTS game too, and the VAs were very good as well.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (2qSHg)

I assume that you've seen Astartes then.

https://youtu.be/JpK4fcFNKbM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

201 Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

Now, explain men fighting in bars. Over stupid shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:35 PM (2nJ9I)

202 I'm reading so much negative and disturbing stuff about the new flu shots. High % of adverse reactions, scant testing, shedding for weeks.......and now the Navy is mandating them??

Tom Renz
@RenzTom
·
1h
Just in time for the new Moderna mRNA flu “vaccine” the navy reverses course and mandates the flu vaccine for almost everyone (navy order below)!

They can’t poison our soldiers fast enough.

This shot was not properly tested - the administration gave it expedited approval - and is basically the mRNA COVID shot repackaged. They are going to construe to force mRNA on our soldiers.

Fauci’s work is carrying on despite everyone wanting accountability. This is why I keep saying that it’s not enough to go after Fauci - we have to go after the people that bought him.

Posted by: beckster at August 07, 2026 04:35 PM (kX27y)

203 "Now, explain men fighting in bars. Over stupid shit."

EtOH.

Posted by: gp at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

204 If Enes Freedom gets in the WNBA does he have to become a lesbian?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (KY+FT)

205 191 Poblanos are meant to be stuffed with sofrita seasoned beef, Oaxaca cheese, baked , then smothered in a Mexican white sauce with a pomegranate garnish.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)
Is that what you’re making now?

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (LHPAg)

206 I assume that you've seen Astartes then.

https://youtu.be/JpK4fcFNKbM

I've heard the same guy got funding to make a sequel.

If the GW folks weren't idiots they'd be rolling in $$$ right now because they have one of the hottest IPs there is.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

207 Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)

Some of them can shit their pants loose, though. So there's that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (oSeBJ)

208 199 Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

I sincerely doubt any of the 'ettes think like men, but we aren't drama queens, either. We are women.

You don't have to be a man to be intelligent and thoughtful. This gets kinda old around here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I)

209 I still say we should let Big Jewish cook on the whole tex mex situation. I love carnitas, I love bagels and lox. I firmly believe this is a food fusion we've all been waiting for.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (3uBP9)

210 In July 2021, Kloosterman met with the hospital's DEI program director, who was hostile toward her beliefs, told her she couldn't bring her religious beliefs into the workplace, and called her "evil," according to the lawsuit.
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When my daughter was brainwashed to be "trans" two Karens tried to threaten me in my own kitchen, and even trotted out the "better a live son than a dead daughter!" which did not move me and as I continued to hold my ground, one burst out shouting "You're just like my mother! She never accepted I was a lesbian!"

True talent at CPS.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (ZOv7s)

211 Wheelchair girl is a Target eight.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (LHPAg)
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She's 110 pounds of crazy in a 90 pound strait jacket. Do not want.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (amcLV)

212
Beans Velocci????

Is that xis real name or some trannie stage-name for his virtuosity in farting out the National Anthem?

.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (iJfKG)

213 I've heard the same guy got funding to make a sequel.

He did. He put up a teaser about a year ago. Amazing that it's all the work of one guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

214 Of course she's queer, too! Absurd not to think otherwise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (hzuYO)

She makes it a point to show her boyfriend and that she is as a woman later in the video.

Apparently she had plenty of men, and possibly women, offering to take care of her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

215 The last loon (they're always skipping a surname when playing cutesy girl) IS on disability in Britain.

TikTok · Zara Beth
2M+ followers
Zara Beth (@zeezee25) on TikTok | 44.4M Likes. 2M Followers. disability advocate & author accessible travel chronic illness awareness

OTOH, who's to say for certain if AOC, Kamala, etc. are or aren't?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (NFX2v)

216 Wheelchair video got very, very strange. Like you keep asking yourself how much stranger can it get and then...?

Posted by: Max Power at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (q177U)

217 Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
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They constantly think about boobs?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:38 PM (ZOv7s)

218 191 Poblanos are meant to be stuffed with sofrita seasoned beef, Oaxaca cheese, baked , then smothered in a Mexican white sauce with a pomegranate garnish.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)

I'll be right over.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:39 PM (2nJ9I)

219 Both my mother and my wife had/have brains that are more guy brains than chick brains.
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

I sincerely doubt any of the 'ettes think like men, but we aren't drama queens, either. We are women.

You don't have to be a man to be intelligent and thoughtful. This gets kinda old around here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I)

I think the girl jut wanted attention and clicks for money.
She's gotten away with it for awhile it seems, so gotta give her credit there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

220 Not my wife. She's not into drama. But Lord Almighty, she can worry herself to death.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Sounds like my wife. A very sensible woman, but her motto is "Fear rules my life."
Posted by: Bulg at August 07, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

My wife once told me she was worried because she had nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (0aYVJ)

221 195 The last video put me over the top.

For once I have no words. Ok, I have a few that I can't print, being a refined lady.

Does she wake daily and decide from a list which physical problem to have that day? Is her list multiple choice on a dart target and whatever she hits is the one? Who bought the wheelchair?

Personally I wish the covid test had gone into her brain as it might have helped a bit in the stirring of her prefrontal cortex.

Of course she's queer, too! Absurd not to think otherwise.

While she's not striking to look at she's not super ugly like Marge Taylor Greenpeace with her potato nose. So this leaves me unsure what gave her white guilt Munchausen's. Does she have an eating disorder, too, or did she miss one? Gluten intolerant? Peanut allergy?

Apparently sane intolerant.

I have never had a nanosecond of white guilt. Maybe I am the weird one.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:34 PM

=========

Hot slash Crazy Matrix refers.

https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

Posted by: Bookmark it for future reference at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)

222 218 191 Poblanos are meant to be stuffed with sofrita seasoned beef, Oaxaca cheese, baked , then smothered in a Mexican white sauce with a pomegranate garnish.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)

I'll be right over.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:39 PM (2nJ9I)

Made me hungry.

Glad I got a pizza coming.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

223
non-gay sex is "unnatural."

* looks at literally all of Nature *

I believe this fellow may be mistaken.
Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2026 03:54 PM (VHUov)

Something to keep in mind. Plants are weird. They're the only living things on Earth that require a threesome to reproduce (male and female plants, plus something to do the pollination).

Even worse, they usually depend on an INTERSPECIES threesome.

Ewwww.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (y9nCu)

224 Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2026 04:33 PM (3ZNGI)

Very nice! I might opt for cotija just because its salty.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (3Ope8)

225 177 You know, your are so correct. Why, I doubt there has ever been a thoughtful and level headed woman born on this earth. Ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:28 PM (2nJ9I)

Now you're thinking like a man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

I knew it ...

Posted by: zombie Henry Higgins at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (3sXRv)

226 She's 110 pounds of crazy in a 90 pound strait jacket. Do not want.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (amcLV)

Indeed. On the few times she'll want to do a decadent activity with said boyfriend, her Tourettes, or full-body paralysis, or fainting spells, or several of her dozens of self-diagnosed maladies will kick in and stop the "fun".

And yeah, she's completely doing it for the attention. Social media was a major mistake.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (2qSHg)

227 This gets kinda old around here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (2nJ9I

Thanks. Yes, it does get kinda old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (xPsv8)

228 A 6'10" 250 man will declare his eligibility for the May 2027 WNBA draft.

Oh, he played eleven seasons for the NBA, 2011 - 2022. He's going to self-identify, thus meeting the eligibility rules.

Brave new world.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 04:42 PM (YU46W)

229
Jalapenos are just as good as any other peppers, wholesome, delicious, a credit to any recipe, and those who say otherwise are... you know.

I am doing poppers on the grill this weekend as well as a chili loaded with jalapenos.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (Y8DZL)

230 I got AdBlock when the latest round of popups started and have been blessedly ad-free here and on YouTube.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Running Windoze, android, or Apple?

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)

231 A 6'10" 250 man will declare his eligibility for the May 2027 WNBA draft.

Oh, he played eleven seasons for the NBA, 2011 - 2022. He's going to self-identify, thus meeting the eligibility rules.

Brave new world.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2026 04:42 PM (YU46W)

LMMFAO!!!!!

Enes Canter Freedom declares for the WNBA draft.

Epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (2YhKe)

232 That chicken in the last video? Just call her a hysteric and lock her bony ass up in a mental institution. She'll get all the attention she craves, and we won't have to suffer through any more of her self-serving videos.

I believe she is what Paul Joseph Watson would call a "twat." [Say it with his accent. It works better that way.]

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (2nJ9I)

233 Even worse, they usually depend on an INTERSPECIES threesome.

Ewwww.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2026 04:41 PM (y9nCu)

I could stand to hear a little more.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (brIJB)

234 Running Windoze, android, or Apple?
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:43 PM (E4rtv)
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Win 11. Edge browser.

*braces for incoming mockery*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (amcLV)

235 I chose to retire to SC over NC because SC has lower property taxes while NC has lower income taxes, and as a retiree I can manipulate income tax rather than property tax.

That said in either state the further inland you go the shittier it gets. Hint: Charlotte is three hours from the coast.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (bX16E)

236 I hope the Nashville Balls draft Ms. Freedom.

Epic move.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 07, 2026 04:45 PM (dmWFD)

237 I hope the Nashville Balls draft Ms. Freedom.

Epic move.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 07, 2026 04:45 PM (dmWFD)

I hope she shows up still sporting her beard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)

238 That said in either state the further inland you go the shittier it gets. Hint: Charlotte is three hours from the coast.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM
++++++

How far is Asheville from the coast?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 07, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)

239 Women, for the most part, have much better emotional intelligence.

Men, for the most part, have much better logical reasoning.

But we both share other types of intelligence needed to survive.

In my unworthy view, it can be boiled down to things that are based on biological neccesity:
Women want to feel.
Men want to solve.

(always allowing for exceptions to the rule)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (6ydKt)

240 212
Beans Velocci????

Is that xis real name or some trannie stage-name for his virtuosity in farting out the National Anthem?

.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2026 04:37 PM (iJfKG)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (4g5V+)

241 Win 11. Edge browser.

*braces for incoming mockery*
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Well, your biggest threat is Microsoft hacking your own data with that setup and not rando webscript ads. Windows 11 can work but it is more that OS has deteriorated since Windows 10 in performance, sucked up more resources like memory to run ok, and spies on you constantly unless you shut that shit off. I keep one current windows machine on for one reason--my tax program of long standing runs on it and not linux and I would have to switch to an Apple desktop to replace it. Don't care for their laptops after having one at work for a long while.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (E4rtv)

242 University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real" and the gender "binary" is "incoherent."
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"Beans?" Is that how xe "preps?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:49 PM (ZOv7s)

243 That said in either state the further inland you go the shittier it gets. Hint: Charlotte is three hours from the coast.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Starts getting better again as you get closer to the mountains. But I'm biased (upstate SC native)

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (hHLwK)

244 Men, for the most part, have much better logical reasoning.

As an example... I, a man, can reason that there's no profit to having this discussion and so I shall refrain from joining.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (ExV1e)

245 238 Asheville is as far from the coast as you can get in NC, yet ravished by hurricane and overrun with hobos.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (bX16E)

246 In my unworthy view, it can be boiled down to things that are based on biological neccesity:
Women want to feel.
Men want to solve.

(always allowing for exceptions to the rule)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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I wanna blow up sheeeeeet real good!!!! Whereas do I fit in.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

247 I keep one current windows machine on for one reason--my tax program of long standing runs on it and not linux and I would have to switch to an Apple desktop to replace it.

Can't run in WINE? Or online?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (ExV1e)

248 204 If Enes Freedom gets in the WNBA does he have to become a lesbian?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2026 04:36 PM (KY+FT)

He hasn’t been run out of the country yet?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (4g5V+)

249 That said in either state the further inland you go the shittier it gets. Hint: Charlotte is three hours from the coast.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:44 PM (bX16E)

I don't know.
Some towns up towards the Piedmont and mountains aren't too bad.
Asheville being the exception.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)

250 It's kind of fascinating how USAID became the new Comintern.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)

251 People keep misgendering Professor Beans!! His pronouns are they/them h8rs!

https://tinyurl.com/kj9mt4wv

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (wGerL)

252 There aren't $20 burritos unless you're in Manhattan or San Fran.

You can also order 4 burrito supremes from Taco Bell for less than $20.

The Left always lie even when they don't have to.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (KC5Lt)

253 196 Wheelchair girl is a Target eight.
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?????

Posted by: A Target six at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (Dv3i1)

254 I wanna blow up sheeeeeet real good!!!! Whereas do I fit in.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

Mining, demolition.
Problem solved.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)

255 242 University of Pennsylvania Professor Beans Velocci published a book this year claiming "sex isn't real" and the gender "binary" is "incoherent."
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"Beans?" Is that how xe "preps?"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The Lord makes those he dislikes ridiculous first before they implode.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (E4rtv)

256 Houston is Nurgle's land and it's not close.
I think Tzeentch owns Denver.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

257 There aren't $20 burritos unless you're in Manhattan or San Fran.

I can get a $20 burrito in Austin. It uses multiple tortillas an probably weighs at least 3 pounds but I can do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

258 Gordon, prosecutors continued, "boasted" about his "assaultive behavior," proudly declaring that he "kicked and headbutted officers," showing no "remorse" for his actions. US attorneys said that five officers were injured.

Who would want to be law enforcement in Portland? You'd have to like pain, and liability premiums must be crazy because everybody sues the police for everything in Portland.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (OkYzo)

259 I got AdBlock when the latest round of popups started and have been blessedly ad-free here and on YouTube.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

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Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (lJ0H4)

260 A burrito the size of a pizza is probably worth $20.

Same as in town.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

261 I won't get into the logic debate but I do know the following is accurate.

Men like to solve problems. Women want you to empathize with them about the problem.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)

262 Al-Jazeera, August 7, 2026

Iran war live: ‘Mecca Joint Defence Pact’ signed, as Hormuz deal ‘nears’

It begins, 'The Saudi crown prince, Turkish president and Pakistani prime minister have signed a joint defence agreement in Mecca stating that “any armed attack against any one of the three states shall be regarded as an attack against them all."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)

263 Mining, demolition.
Problem solved.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM (6ydKt)
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I love the scene in "Justified" where a bank robber is wearing what appears to be a suicide vest, and Raylan plays along to get close enough and then kicks his ass, pointing out that only a retard would think you could get away with using road flares for dynamite in coal country.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ZOv7s)

264 He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide.

He said, without evidence. They've made this sick, twisted, bullshit claim out of whole cloth to emotionally strongarm parents into letting Mengele's philosophical descendants poison and mutilate their children. This is one of the most evil things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Still having to live like this at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)

265 Men like to solve problems. Women want you to empathize with them about the problem.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:54 PM (KC5Lt)

https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

It's a joke, people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

266 Can't run in WINE? Or online?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

We have rentals and my wife has a consultancy so it requires a bit more bookkeeping and either payout to an accountant or diy as we have been doing.

WINE doesn't like it as I tried an install and part of it is that the tax companies come out with new editions each year so little interest by volunteers to spend the time to make an old version work and too little time to make the new one work. And you have the integrated state program as well and we have to file in two states. PITA that would cost us more in accountant fees than simply keeping one computer on Windoze for right now.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)

267 I stopped viewing this site on my phone, but that was infrequent anyway. I hate having to do anything on my phone. Heaven forbid I ever have to type anything.

My home desktop is right. Son (IT guy extraordinaire) added some kind of ad-blocker on steroids. No idea what it is, but it works like gangbusters. Even works on yewtoob.

Have not tried my iPad recently.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (0aYVJ)

268 It begins, 'The Saudi crown prince, Turkish president and Pakistani prime minister have signed a joint defence agreement in Mecca stating that “any armed attack against any one of the three states shall be regarded as an attack against them all."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (NFX2v)
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Iran is totally winning you guys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

269 'The Saudi crown prince, Turkish president and Pakistani prime minister have signed a joint defence agreement in Mecca stating that “any armed attack against any one of the three states shall be regarded as an attack against them all."
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Hmm. Good or bad? And I don't mean the mis-spelling of "defense".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)

270 252 There aren't $20 burritos unless you're in Manhattan or San Fran.

You can also order 4 burrito supremes from Taco Bell for less than $20.

The Left always lie even when they don't have to.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:52 PM

Chipotle & Taco Del Mar you can easily drop $20 on a burrito. I don't eat there because I don't want Salmonella, but it's so "fresh" they don't have time to wash the sewage off the veggies.

I get the Taco Bell for $6.00, but spend $8.99 for the Imodium afterwards.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)

271 I can get a $20 burrito in Austin. It uses multiple tortillas an probably weighs at least 3 pounds but I can do it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

Yes I've eaten there before. Though I've never ordered one of those.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (KC5Lt)

272 We witnessed a real-time conversion of MTG.
Gimme some of that old time Chineseium.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (xHEjv)

273 249 Asheville is a shame. A quaint college town turned into a socialist shithole -- because of the college? Maybe...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (bX16E)

274 FWIW, before the memory crunch hit, I was planning a new build using either VMS (and its competitors) or containers to run it. But that requires more cpu, memory, and storage right now than it would be worth it. So I just leave that machine dual boot right now.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv)

275 He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide.

Posted by: Still having to live like this at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)
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The idea that every single human being on the face of the earth has to watch what they say or these people will die and it will be EVERYONE ELSE'S false was probably the stupidest part of the whole trans thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:57 PM (ZOv7s)

276 Hot slash Crazy Matrix refers.

https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
Posted by: Bookmark it for future reference at August 07, 2026 04:40 PM (2Ez/1)
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Sent to sons years ago after one redhead the eldest casanova almost married left him for no reason.

She was in the danger zone and came with a family who matched this. Parents divorced when she was in HS because Daddy came out as gay. Mommy totally dependent on crazy daughters at this point, and was a liberal cat woman who wanted everything pink in her house including kitchen appliances.

I am at least an 8 in crazy and hotness (or I was) and could recognize this issue. Her family, on a horrid Thanksgiving, when the mother, daughters and an elf-like boyfriend of weird sister were in Christmas pj's and played a video game the entire day. I observed this while drinking booze as my husband claimed to have a backache and went to lie down in the guest room of son's house.

After the breakup, I, the mother of the son, came close to prison as I wanted to stalk the redhead, drive over her and back up.
I debated scalping or ripping out her hair as well as she ticked me off and did her break up on on my birthday with family visiting.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (hzuYO)

277 Yes I've eaten there before. Though I've never ordered one of those.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (KC5Lt)

I've never had that size cuz I didn't want to commit to eating the same burrito for a week.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

278 Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (OkYzo)

What Chipotle to you eat at? My order is never over $16 even if I get double protein.

Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2026 04:58 PM (KC5Lt)

279 Before the all encompassing memory chip skyrocketing price, I used to build a system every three years like clockwork to replace older systems. Now that cycle is likely to be five years.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (E4rtv)

280 https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg

It's a joke, people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

Hit the nail on the head if you ask me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

281 I'll just say it Mexican food blows, with Beans Velocity

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (bX16E)

282 Hmm. Good or bad? And I don't mean the mis-spelling of "defense".
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 04:56 PM (Dv3i1)
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The Saudis already have a defensive alliance, and when Iran kept hitting Saudi, they told Pakistan that they would enforce the agreement or call in all the loans they gave them. I don't think the Iranians have hit them since. Pakistan could rip Iran a new one, but we'd have to keep India from taking advantage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 07, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)

283 What Chipotle to you eat at? My order is never over $16 even if I get double protein.
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Paging the Paolo, Mr. The Paolo to the white courtesy comment box....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (Dv3i1)

284 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (NcvvS)

285 264 He also claimed that a failure to use preferred pronouns would drive patients to commit suicide.

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Good! Saves them a trip to the Canadian suicide pods!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (hzuYO)

286 273 249 Asheville is a shame. A quaint college town turned into a socialist shithole -- because of the college? Maybe...
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Yep. Higher education brings in the decay, even in solidly red areas--you can see the blue dots that are college towns.

Posted by: country boy at August 07, 2026 05:00 PM (E4rtv)

287 Nood. More about that Cambridge guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

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