Monday Night ONT - August 10, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde. The time has come for Monday shenanigans. The bar is open and freshly re-stocked. A&W Rootbeer for everyone tonight!

Welcome to the Monday night ONT which means vintage overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. Pants are optional. This ONT is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Fauci is fair game.

[Top photo: If AOP lived in Pie Town, New Mexico in 1940, this would have been him. I'm more surprised to learn there is a town in New Mexico named after pie, but the place is reportedly famous for its homemade pies. If you're going to be known for something, it might as well be pies, right?]

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The Monday ONT has dialed up the wayback machine tonight with very random results.

Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific Railroad Locomotive 470 - date unknown.

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Dime Savings Bank at the intersection of Woodward Avenue and Willis Street, Detroit, Michigan - circa 1910-1912

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Dixie Bottling Works on Lee Street in Bristol, Virginia (the town that straddles the Tennessee and Virginia state line) - 1915

Horse drawn tram in Berzelii park, Stockholm, Sweden - circa 1900. Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

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Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - 1980

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Please do not molest the bears at Sequoia National Park (or anywhere else for that matter)

Baldwin Chevrolet in Baldwin, Long Island, New York - 1968. Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?

Can't find any evidence that Jo Jo's Kountry Kitchen in Camden, Alabama is still open. Anyone know the place?

Apparently smoking while riding the Merry Go Round was a thing at the fair in Rutland, Vermont in 1941.

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1943 WWII Army Ground Forces Training Film - "How to get killed in one easy lesson."

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You want music in your ONT?

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This ONT was brought to you by shopping, the old fashioned way:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly misfiled. I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 Mmmm. Pies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:00 PM (u/oMr)

2
USA
travel advisory
STAY ALERT!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:01 PM (Pee1E)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:01 PM (VfaaV)

4
Is TRex's wife TRegina?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

5 "Fantastic Four" plus 25%?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (l4RKn)

6 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (wFoR+)

7 They’re here!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (gxRWI)

8 "Well, your account has achieved 10 cents. Our work here is done."

Here's your toaster.

Posted by: The Dime Savings Bank at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (u/oMr)

9 Has AOP seen any Studebaker Scotsmen?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Because during the infractions I self-identified as a woman. Or I could be classified as a "Male Lesbian".

I demand a retrial on this basis ..........

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (8lUeo)

11 Hey everyone!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 10, 2026 10:04 PM (AfOoj)

12 I would guess the "Fantastic Five" are the five 427 Chevys listed to the right of that slogan - Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, and Chevy II

Posted by: KCSteve at August 10, 2026 10:04 PM (2+WvJ)

13 ONT

it's for me

Posted by: Otto Penn at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (JHVDg)

14 Is that a Chevy Malibu?

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)

15 The Rock Island Line is a mighty fine line.
The Rock Island road is the road to ride.

Posted by: Leadbelly at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (u/oMr)

16 Is the "Fantastic Five" by any chance the five muscle cars listed to the immediate right?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (vTZFs)

17 @ Baldwin Auto

Posted by: Don Black at August 10, 2026 10:06 PM (ZxPkt)

18 6 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM
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Well done! There were a few options but that one seemed to fit the need.

Posted by: TRex - fabulous five dino at August 10, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

19 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Was at Muir Woods National Forest yesterday 😊

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM (S7WXb)

20 Ahhhh, the ONT. Thank you Mr. Rex!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM (BJzO2)

21 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (szQVU)

22 Always wondered why the closing credits of HH had a US peaked cap over a pickelhaube instead of the stahlhelm.

I guess they didn't want to show the Wehrmacht insignia.

Interesting factoid: Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around. All were supposed to be surrendered at the end of WWI. Who knows, maybe it's still out there in someone's garage.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

23 One look at the top pic and I guessed the mystery click. Thanks for the ONT TRex

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM
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Well done! There were a few options but that one seemed to fit the need.
Posted by: TRex - fabulous five dino at August 10, 2026 10:07 PM (XfIK1)

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Yup. Good choice. I have the CD.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

24 Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

25
Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine

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I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!

Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)

26 Re: Pietown

Definitely a better town name than, say, "Explosive Dysentery Town".

Re: molesting wildlife

At one time that's the term Alaska Statutes used (or maybe still uses).

I know this because a guy I used to know got caught using the Spenard Sportfishing technique (bashing salmon with rocks then wading out to pick them up). The charge was "molesting wildlife", which I gather provided a great deal of amusement for the other guys on the chain when they were brought in for arraignment the next morning.

As he told the tale, several of them caught contempt charges because they couldn't stop laughing.

Seen on X: Super Mario 64 joins the War on Terror

https://tinyurl.com/aw6kch5z

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (IG3/x)

27 Evening, TRex, and ONT Horde. I think I passed through Pie Town, NM, once. I do have a chain block very similar to the one pictured, although the one I routinely use is more modern. The car might be an early '30's Chevy. Not a Ford, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:11 PM (1z8ji)

28 I would guess the "Fantastic Five" are the five 427 Chevys listed to the right of that slogan - Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, and Chevy II

Now that you made me actually go back and read it, I'm not sure why "Chevrolet" is in that list of model names. IIRC, there was an Impala SS. Can't think of any other SS models offhand.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (vTZFs)

29 20 Ahhhh, the ONT. Thank you Mr. Rex!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:08 PM

21 Yo Dino! Howdy, Horde.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM
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Good evening, Gents! Great to "see" you.

Posted by: TRex - sequoia guide dino at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (XfIK1)

30 Djurgårdens is an island in Stockholm. They just abbreviated it. So 'Djurgårdens line' . Wiki pronounces it 'Djurgorden' .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (diia5)

31 Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?
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Isn't it in the window to the right of the Fantastic Five sign?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (aWBmH)

32 . No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

The horses were probably wondering the same thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (2WIwB)

33 >
I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)

I once banged 75 out of 100 candidates for showcase model on The Price is Right before taking a break.

After lunch, which consisted of five pounds of prime rib and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I returned and finished off the other 25.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (IG3/x)

34 Has AOP seen any Studebaker Scotsmen?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I have seen them, never owned one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1z8ji)

35 4
Is TRex's wife TRegina?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

good one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (0CU3H)

36 > Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?

I thought that was you call it when Jessica Alba gives you a handy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IG3/x)

37
Hogan's Heroes pilot episode intro:

https://youtu.be/zJfSI4cKWLY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

38 Interesting factoid: Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around. All were supposed to be surrendered at the end of WWI. Who knows, maybe it's still out there in someone's garage.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

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Some guy in Brazil is suing the state because a crooked cop swiped his Luger Parabellum that was owned by Schickelgruber. He claims it's worth $42 million.

It wasn't the Hitler Killer, since that was a Walther PPK, and it disappeared in the chaos that reigned in the Bunker after Der Fuhrer offed himself. That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

39 Yay, ONT!

And Rootbeer! Having one right now, in fact.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (rdVOm)

40 Your Honor I could not have raped and abused all those women.

Because during the infractions I self-identified as a woman. Or I could be classified as a "Male Lesbian".

I demand a retrial on this basis ..........

Posted by: Harvey Weinstine at August 10, 2026 10:03 PM (8lUeo)

Why not just say that you identify as having received consent?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (ExV1e)

41 Now that you made me actually go back and read it, I'm not sure why "Chevrolet" is in that list of model names. IIRC, there was an Impala SS. Can't think of any other SS models offhand.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM
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The secret of the "Fabulous Five" was that customers ordered a car through Baldwin Chevrolet who took delivery and then gave it to Motion Performance around the corner for upgrades. The customer got a more special car than what came from the factory.

Posted by: TRex - special order dino at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (XfIK1)

42 Rubber mulch baldwin ? freeport?

Posted by: vizzy at August 10, 2026 10:17 PM (qwdJy)

43 Hitler's pickelhaube could still be around.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's my understanding that Herr Hitler only had one pickelhaube. That's what led to his feelings of inadequacy and thus, desire to conquer the world.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:17 PM (VfaaV)

44 Do not molest the bears.... heh.

https://youtu.be/nC8DIWFBwkI

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 10, 2026 10:19 PM (szQVU)

45 Yay, ONT!

And Rootbeer! Having one right now, in fact.
Posted by: JQ

Man, a rootbeer float sounds simply divine....

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:19 PM (BJzO2)

46 *Makes rootbeer float for Some Rat*

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

47
Some Rat! Howya, howya??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:22 PM (O0L8i)

48
Black cherry float >>> Root beer float

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:23 PM (O0L8i)

49 The car might be an early '30's Chevy. Not a Ford, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And a real bumper.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 10:23 PM (Pee1E)

50 I was just thinking about a root beer float.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 10, 2026 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

51 Pretty wicked '67 chevelle in that picture.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:24 PM (S41Gd)

52 Cheers!
Posted by: JQ

Tell you what, the Horde and in particular the ONT will restore ones faith in humanity.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (BJzO2)

53 You'd have to be a cheep bastard like me to special order a Scotsman.

Posted by: Wearing A Cardboard Belt at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)

54 Pie Town NM has a plethora of good pie choices, I can attest

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (sfRCM)

55 Black cherry float >>> Root beer float
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

LOL. I have an assortment of Henry Weinhard's "gourmet" sodas... Black cherry does indeed make an excellent float!

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (rdVOm)

56 Who knew that Suicide by Bear has been a problem for a century (or more)?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:26 PM (qx7Zg)

57 "Horse drawn tram in Berzelii park, Stockholm, Sweden - circa 1900. Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?"
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If you can, you're probably already a victim of Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (4h45B)

58 54 Pie Town NM has a plethora of good pie choices, I can attest

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (sfRCM)
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Special agent Dale Cooper has entered the chat

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (JfNq6)

59 The 1915 Dixie Coke Bottles would be worth a good bit today.

Posted by: In A Privy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (JM9I6)

60 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (S41Gd)

61 Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (ChwKX)

62 You'd have to be a cheep bastard like me to special order a Scotsman.
Posted by: Wearing A Cardboard Belt at August 10, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)

I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

63 That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

Look for the gold-chased PPK with teeth marks. And blood pitting.

(Friend refinished a suicide revolver for an estate. It was not a good job, though the Parkerization turned out nice)

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hid them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (rbvCR)

64 Is TRex's wife TRegina?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:02 PM (O0L8i)

good one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
*******
Not sure I get the reference, but if you are meaning the latin meaning, ie Queen, then I gladly accept it!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (XfIK1)

65 51 Pretty wicked '67 chevelle in that picture.

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My first ride was a '68 El Camino. Had the Chevelle front half with a 327, Edelbrock manifold and four-barrel carb, headers and glass packs. It was my baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

66 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Probably some of them actually did-- dirt floor shacks were not uncommon then.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

67 I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

What about us?

Posted by: Norwegian Bachelor Farmers at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (JM9I6)

68 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Probably some of them actually did-- dirt floor shacks were not uncommon then.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:29 PM (rdVOm)

They always look dusty and crusty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:30 PM (S41Gd)

69 Goood eeeeev'ning. [Alfred Hitchcock theme] Would have been here sooner but I wasn't.

A time-traveling ONT. How… anachronistic. (Or something. Just wanted to use that word.

Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

Sure: Djurgardslinien, just like it's spelled.

Posted by: mindful webworker - somewhere in the top 100 at August 10, 2026 10:30 PM (9wnX8)

70 Love the pictures, especially the first.My family garage business, opened in 1918 as a chauffeurs garage, back when cars needed almost daily upkeep.
Those planks on the floor probably removable, to a pit for under engine servicing.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)

71 Some Rat! What a pleasure to see you in the gray boxes...we do need to catch up soon....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (XfIK1)

72 It's not molestation if the bears consent.

Posted by: Horny Bears in the Area Want to Meet You at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (gFTHm)

73 My first ride was a '68 El Camino. Had the Chevelle front half with a 327, Edelbrock manifold and four-barrel carb, headers and glass packs. It was my baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:28 PM (u/oMr)

Those were pretty cool. One dude at one of the local cruise nights has one. Blue with a big block.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:31 PM (S41Gd)

74 Anytime I ever see pictures of mechanics from the 30's and 40's they always look like they lived in the dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (S41Gd)

Grandpa was a gas station owner and was his own mechanic. Dad said they went on vacation for a week when he was a kid, and broke the car axle on the way back home. Even though Grandpa was able to walk down from where it broke down to a garage that had one in stock, he cussed the entire time since it was the first time his hands had been completely clean for years.

Posted by: Kindltot - I also dyed AOC's eggs and hid them across the White House lawn at August 10, 2026 10:32 PM (rbvCR)

75 I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday
......

If by women, you mean men, I believe you.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (oq9dX)

76 Howya, howya??
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I am VERY slowly getting some relief, just finished the first go around with the infusion treatment....the docs have kinda given up on the "let's fix this" to "we are just trying to slow the spread"....

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (BJzO2)

77 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, T Rex!

A&W is the onlyest root beer suitable for consumption. Says this small-town girl who grew up with A&W only available from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

Actually went through Pie Town, NM once. After getting a gander at the place, was reluctant to stop for pie...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (D/6p1)

78 "Anyone know what the "Fantastic Five" means without looking it up?"

Probably been answered already, but I would presume it referred to Camero, Chevelle, Chevrolet, Corvette, Chevy, right there on the next window.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'alllll too easy' at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (9wnX8)

79 Sorry, was working on manuscript.

I have seen them, never owned one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1z8ji)

I've never heard of them until a "Hub Cap Club" vid showed up on YT a couple of hours ago. Made a Scotsman Champ, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

80 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (sAmhv)

81 61 Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (ChwKX)

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FUNNER FACT: Stalag 13 was a stone's throw from Mayberry on the Desilu lot in Culver City, just east of LAX and northeast of Marina Del Rey. You could walk out the front gate of the prison camp and be at Floyd's Barber Shop in minutes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (u/oMr)

82 They always look dusty and crusty.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Lack of plentiful fresh water (and go-jo hadn't been invented yet)... Welcome to the Great Depression.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (rdVOm)

83 Can anyone pronounce the word on the front of the tram?

Yes. Maybe.

Posted by: GWB at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (kU0PQ)

84 It wasn't the Hitler Killer, since that was a Walther PPK, and it disappeared in the chaos that reigned in the Bunker after Der Fuhrer offed himself. That one would be worth a pretty penny if you could establish its provenance.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:15 PM (u/oMr)

Supposedly tossed into a river according to Mark Felton.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

85
I raped 30 women in 35 days, all while suffering a broken penis!
Posted by: Dark Jason Arday at August 10, 2026 10:10 PM (mmrXZ)

I once banged 75 out of 100 candidates for showcase model on The Price is Right before taking a break.

After lunch, which consisted of five pounds of prime rib and a bottle of Jack Daniels, I returned and finished off the other 25.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker

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I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

86 77 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, T Rex!

Actually went through Pie Town, NM once. After getting a gander at the place, was reluctant to stop for pie...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM
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Good evening LS! Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...

Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)

87 Hogan's Heroes pilot episode intro:

https://youtu.be/zJfSI4cKWLY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

Worked with a guy whose father was Robert Hogan. According to his family lore, Hogan's Heroes was supposed to be his project, but the network wanted Bob Crane in the lead instead. I think Mr. Hogan appeared in a few episodes. He also played a helicopter pilot in a MASH episode.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (nbLIj)

88 Ewan McTeagle drove a Scotsman, of course.

Posted by: Radio/Heater Delete at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (JM9I6)

89 A&W is the onlyest root beer suitable for consumption. Says this small-town girl who grew up with A&W only available from Memorial Day to Labor Day.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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1000%! We always stopped there when Dad had a softball game, was just the best treat!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (XfIK1)

90 >>Hogan's Heros Fun Fact: They kept fake snow on the sets at all times to make it look like Winter and to avoid having to deal with continuity problems caused by Southern California's weather.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM

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Most of the fake snow was white paint.

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (1Au9i)

91 Blast from the Past ONT. Thanks, TRex - and The Grateful for letting out to play.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (qx7Zg)

92 I expect most of the Scotsman sales were fleet orders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:27 PM (1z8ji)

I don't know, but the vid said sales "saved" S-P's '57-'58s cash flow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

93 Those old photos remind me of the family reunion I just attended. The past is so fascinating! But I am more than happy to live in the present, with the present-day technology and comforts.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (D/6p1)

94 Giant Forest, Sequoia National Park - July 1935. No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.

Because they could!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:37 PM (gxRWI)

95 Lack of plentiful fresh water (and go-jo hadn't been invented yet)... Welcome to the Great Depression.
Posted by: JQ

Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)

96 There is a fucking souped up Subaru that is sitting in the drive lane of our apartment complex's parking lot for 30 fucking minutes. Plenty of parking spots available, but no, fuckwit needs to be right on the middle of the fucking drive lane.

Why? Who the fuck knows?

What am I gonna do about it?

Nothing, except make sure my tools are close to hand.

I fucking hate living in this part of town sometimes. Troons and vatos all around me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Sorry I'm late, my kite got stuck in a tree. So I tried throwing my shoe at it to knock it down, when my shoe got stuck. So I had my cat climb up to fetch the shoe. Note to self: Cats are not good at fetch. Or extricating themselves from trees. Hopefully my brother-in-law with the ladder will be here soon.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m)

98 I'm more of a fan of Birch Beer than Root Beer. Getting damn hard to find on tap. There used to be a couple of places in Reading and Kutztown Pa where one could buy pony kegs of it. I haven't checked in years.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (VfaaV)

99 I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

Number 101 had a headache?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

100
Troons and vatos all around me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

____________

*whispers in bewilderment*

What's a vato?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (O0L8i)

101 In re: bears- could you specify what you mean by "molest"? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (PMi3m)

102 Gun toys.

If, today, anyone saw a gang of kids running around the neighborhood playing 'war' as we did, uh, a long time ago, they would call in the SWAT squad

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

103 No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia.
......

MAGA women stomping on Mother Gaia.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (oq9dX)

104 I have a bumper hitch that fit on those cars from the 30's with the flat bumpers. Henry Ford had this idea of having harley build what eventually became the servi-car, which was a 3 wheel trike with a harley flathead engine. You might recognize them as the old 3 wheel things that ice cream vendors used. Ford's original purpose was to have ford mechanics show up at your home or place of work, use a bumper hitch designed for the servi-car that clamped around the bumper. and then they could tow your car in for service and then deliver it back to you. Ford, fucking scumbag that he was, kept changing specs and requirements for the servi-car hoping that it would bankrupt harley so he could buy the company for pennies. Harley said fuck you henry, and produced it how they liked it, marketed it themselves, and told ford to eat shit. I have one of those special hitches. It has the harley emblem on it and fits the model A's and some of the later cars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (S41Gd)

105 1000%! We always stopped there when Dad had a softball game, was just the best treat!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:36 PM (XfIK1)

I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

106 Chain hoists work well. Ya hafta go through about 5000 feet to raise something a half an inch though. Pack a lunch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (3ElP1)

107 5 cars with a 427

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (wxsGM)

108
I'm more of a fan of Birch Beer than Root Beer.

___________

Birch beer, root beer, sarsaparilla. All good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (O0L8i)

109 Had a bear wander through the front yard this evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (XeU6L)

110 What do you get if you cross a bear and a mountain lion?

Killed. You get killed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)

111 "No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia."

Because nobody had bored a tunnel through it yet.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (PMi3m)

112 I've never heard of them until a "Hub Cap Club" vid showed up on YT a couple of hours ago. Made a Scotsman Champ, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

Well, they didn't make a Scotsman Champ. The entire Scotsman line went away when the Lark model was introduced. They did make Scotsman pickups in '58 - '59, and they were basically throwbacks to the early '50's models. The Champ pickup was introduced in 1960, and its cab was based on the front half of a Lark 4-door sedan. They should have used a 2-door sedan; the longer doors would have made for a much roomier cab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

113 Troons and vatos all around me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

Like I said to T'Regina: I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

114 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)

115 5 cars with a 427
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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I do not recall a 427 Chevy II. I'm dubious that it was a production item.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XeU6L)

116 Well, they didn't make a Scotsman Champ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

That's what the presenter called it. I never heard of those either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

117 "Oh Lord, stuck in Lodi again" - Lodi, NJ, I could understand that . . . sorry CBD

Posted by: Patches at August 10, 2026 10:45 PM (338iJ)

118 111 "No, I don't know why these women were riding horses on top of the fallen Sequoia."

Because nobody had bored a tunnel through it yet.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (PMi3m)

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I miss the days when guys would discover a spectacular natural wonder, alive from the time of Christ, and they'd cut a hole so you could drive a jalopy through it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

119 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)

Oh, they got that far? Did they use the Great Root Bear mascot, too?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

120 Ford's original purpose was to have ford mechanics show up at your home or place of work, use a bumper hitch designed for the servi-car that clamped around the bumper.
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I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

121 I do not recall a 427 Chevy II. I'm dubious that it was a production item.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM
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Read my comment number 41.

Posted by: TRex - Motion Performance Dino at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XfIK1)

122 Killed. You get killed.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)
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What do you get when you cross a dance floor with a beautiful girl?

Engaged. You get engaged.

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (Ws+88)

123 What's a vato?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:39 PM (O0L8i)

A kind of slang term for young men of Hispanic descent. It's not really derogatory. I do see far fewer vatos here than I did in Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:48 PM (0aYVJ)

124 The secret of the "Fabulous Five" was that customers ordered a car through Baldwin Chevrolet who took delivery and then gave it to Motion Performance around the corner for upgrades. The customer got a more special car than what came from the factory.
Posted by: TRex - special order dino at August 10, 2026 10:16 PM (XfIK1)

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Yeah who needs a factory warranty?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:48 PM (u/oMr)

125 There was a mule deer in my yard the other day, resting in the shade. (It was one of those 105* days)

Not exactly a rare sight for my area, but it's been years since any have been *in the yard*

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)

126 Other coast OrangeEnt, as in NYS
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)
Oh, they got that far? Did they use the Great Root Bear mascot, too?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Not sure about that. It was a drive up, where the servers came out to the cars to take and deliver your orders...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:49 PM (XfIK1)

127 I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

128 Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...
Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)
* * * *
Now, THAT'S an idea! You suppose CBD bakes pies?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (D/6p1)

129 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)

Yes, that’s the point.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (gxRWI)

130 No true Scotsman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

131 Ralphie's teacher died.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

132 131 Ralphie's teacher died.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 10, 2026 10:51 PM (0aYVJ)

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*somber chant*

You'll shoot your eye out
You'll shoot your eye out

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 10:52 PM (u/oMr)

133 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10,

Followed by a gasoline handwash for the grease the lava couldn't get.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:52 PM (sl73Y)

134 Maybe Club ONT needs to start serving pie...
Posted by: TRex - piece of pie dino at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (XfIK1)
* * * *
Now, THAT'S an idea! You suppose CBD bakes pies?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
******
This is Brilliant! And I'm sure he bakes pies, he is the host of the Food Thread after all!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at August 10, 2026 10:53 PM (XfIK1)

135 I might be wrong on some of this but I think the collector term for those Chevy's is COPO cars, for central office production order, required to get the 427 in mid size and smaller cars, at least @1969 iirc. There were a few dealers who specialized in it. Baldwin-Motion and Yenko are the 2 I can bring to mind right now. Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

136 Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

I remember reading about them in Car Craft and Hot Rod back in the day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (dK+Kv)

137 I liked those industrial type shop hand washers. Two or three guys can wash hands simultaneous. (Union sez you get a 5 or 10 minute washup period after work, on the clock, you know)

With foot activation, the water sprayed in an arc pattern. A powdered soap dispenser on top, some cheap stuff, but worked well enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (3ElP1)

138 Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat

I we happened into the poison ivy, Grammi would haul your sorry ass down to the creek and scrub the top layers of your skin off with homemade lye soap and handfuls of sand.

Though I must say it prepared me well for my future motorcycle crashes when I ground off large patches of skin.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 10:55 PM (VfaaV)

139 Read my comment number 41.
Posted by: TRex
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Got it. The Baldwin Chevrolet prep of 'specials' comes back to mind now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:56 PM (XeU6L)

140 I think JoJo's Kountry Kitchen lasted about as long as the Bama Bar-b-q.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 10, 2026 10:56 PM (sl73Y)

141 Ford (I think) made these cool enclosed cab tracked snow machines, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)

142 Upon thinking a little more about it, I think the AOC "eggs" thing is very much part of the psy op. What I mean is it fits too neatly and everyone is wondering "wtf", which is a tell.

We are of course in the middle of a top down planned fake birth of a New Democrat Party that is supposedly taking over the old one that has been tortured like a rented mule and then crusted over 20 times. After the takeover or merge, however they do it, questions about the past will take on a new sheen of irrelevance, as it was the old party. And these people are new.

It doesn't matter whether she's intended to be the next nominee or not - what matters is the claim of "new life" in that tired old shitty fake bullshit ass party. Granted we have some Republican "births" happening too, but while we have a president they are attempting to sunset quickly, there is a strong "potential" in eggs, new life and possibilities.

Not unlike this strange new appearance of the DSA on the world political stage. While you were sleeping these kooks were granted Top Billing by our masters, and even while our masters struggle to maintain an arm's length distance that is getting shorter by the moment, and by design.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (vE0+H)

143
Could the horses on top of the fallen Sequoia be a trick photo, and they're really on the dirt slope in back of the log? Either that, or there's a hidden ramp in back of the log.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (VWtfl)

144
Lava soap....like washing ones hands with 40 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 10, 2026 10:38 PM (BJzO2)

_________

Oh, Lord. In my teens my skin was appalling, like a pepperoni pizza. It was the ruin of my life. I'd wash it with some abrasive soap that made Lava feel like Dove.

Nothing worked. I had to outgrow it. But the years I should have spent learning social skills, meeting girls and so on were lost. And I never made the deficiencies up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (O0L8i)

145 Somewhat valuable cars to say the least! Don't think I've seen a real one in person.
Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM (yTH6b)

I saw a COPO Camaro in a guy's barn up in the Peace Country of Northern Alberta, and no, it was not for sale. He knew its value.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (1z8ji)

146 My apologies for my length.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

147 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

Are you channeling The Paolo?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

148 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (gxRWI)

149 146 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)

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The Paolo, he never, how do you say, apologize for the length.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (u/oMr)

150 Not exactly Pie Town, New Mexico in 1940 ...

but ...

if you're driving on I-17 and go past Black Canyon City, stop at the Rock Springs Cafe for some might fine pie!

Alas, no longer for me with the diabetes.

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (3ZUWJ)

151 Not unlike this strange new appearance of the DSA on the world political stage.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (vE0+H)

Kind of dovetails with the new manly man skin suit DSA/DNC are wearing about to keep the centrists on the plantation, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

152 Are you channeling The Paolo?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

Paolo does not allow anyone in his, how you say, channel.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (vE0+H)

153 Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ostensibly, the auto was operable...just needed service of some kind, even just an oil change. Service guy rode the trike to the car and hitched trike to the rear with a clamp-on hitch, drove car to service center. Reverse to deliver car to owner, then trike back to shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

154 135 I might be wrong on some of this but I think the collector term for those Chevy's is COPO cars, for central office production order

Posted by: I really haven't settled on a nic at August 10, 2026 10:54 PM
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I *think* that Baldwin and Yenko ordered and sold COPO cars, but the Baldwin/Motion Performance cars were not COPO cars. They were normal factory stock cars that were heavily modified.

Posted by: TRex - automotive archive dino at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XfIK1)

155 Could the horses on top of the fallen Sequoia be a trick photo, and they're really on the dirt slope in back of the log? Either that, or there's a hidden ramp in back of the log.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 10:58 PM (VWtfl)
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I'm with you on this one. There seems to be a gap between the fallen log and whatever the horses are standing on. I've been on a horse that was up on a rock ledge and know not how anyone could get those horses on top of the sequoia without a heckuva fight. At the very least!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (D/6p1)

156 My apologies for my length.
Posted by: ...
......

That's what I told her at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

157 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…
Posted by: Nemo
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That's irrational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:03 PM (XeU6L)

158 I wonder what's keeping Tankdemon tonight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 10, 2026 10:35 PM (mmrXZ)

My brother-in-law finally showed up with the ladder. Unfortunately, the kite was not really recoverable, and the cat was in no mood to be grabbed from its perch. I'll have to put some iodine on some scratches later. My shoe, however, was no worse for the wear, so that's something, I guess.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:04 PM (PMi3m)

159 141 Ford (I think) made these cool enclosed cab tracked snow machines, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2026 10:57 PM (3ElP1)
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I don't know about Ford, but I drove an old Morton Thiokol snow-cat back in the late 80s. It was sturdy and steady, but not built for speed

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (ymrLq)

160 My brother-in-law finally showed up with the ladder. Unfortunately, the kite was not really recoverable, and the cat was in no mood to be grabbed from its perch. I'll have to put some iodine on some scratches later. My shoe, however, was no worse for the wear, so that's something, I guess.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:04 PM (PMi3m)

The problem calls for a chain saw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)

161 I recall this occuring with one of the family cars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

Good luck towing the thing with a Servi-Car if the the car in question has a wheel or chassis-related issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

It was for basic service. Tune up, oil change, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (S41Gd)

162 The problem calls for a chain saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:06 PM (1z8ji)

If it doesn't call for a chainsaw, is it really even a problem?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 10, 2026 11:07 PM (PMi3m)

163 I don't know about Ford, but I drove an old Morton Thiokol snow-cat back in the late 80s. It was sturdy and steady, but not built for speed
Posted by: 496
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Probably a couple of rocket boosters would have fixed that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (XeU6L)

164 Kind of dovetails with the new manly man skin suit DSA/DNC are wearing about to keep the centrists on the plantation, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:01 PM (dK+Kv)

It does indeed. Masculinity "equals" strength. They are trying to project strength - and a mostly unapologetic DSA will very suddenly get that done.

All a dumb population (mostly) wants is a strong leader. Hence Trump. They are replicating what Trump did in 2016 but this time as a "movement" - with no nominal leader it stays diffuse and difficult to attack or brand.

By keeping it as two sides "fighting" they get to slither around every criticism and message around any problem. Any criticism of the establishment by Republicans is addressed by the radicals, and any criticism of the radicals is addressed by the establishment. Any criticism really, automatically supports the Democrats. Like Cucky Schumer just said, "it's a big tent". This has been well thought out.

Mark my words, though - Trump will get a say.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

165 102 Gun toys.

If, today, anyone saw a gang of kids running around the neighborhood playing 'war' as we did, uh, a long time ago, they would call in the SWAT squad
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did. Holy hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (5JJx4)

166 We had a circular wash fountain in the ladies' room at work-- 6 or 8 of us could all scrub at the same time, and easily get clean up to elbows. Foot-activated, of course. Powdered Boraxo and bars of Lava soap handy.

Then, somebody decided to remodel the restroom-- they replaced that magnificent wash station with 2 puny little lavatory sinks. Dispensers for go-jo and liquid hand soap (that were not promptly refilled when empty) Pfft.

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

167 Ostensibly, the auto was operable...just needed service of some kind, even just an oil change. Service guy rode the trike to the car and hitched trike to the rear with a clamp-on hitch, drove car to service center. Reverse to deliver car to owner, then trike back to shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

Yup, that was exactly it. I had that hitch for years and never knew what it was for. I figured it out about 20 years ago when I just happened to read an article about it. I was like holy shit, I have that hitch. I only kept it because of the harley emblem on the knob that tightens the clamp.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (S41Gd)

168 What's a vato?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Thought you were from TX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (Pee1E)

169 Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did. Holy hell.
Posted by: tcn
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Still have my carbide cannon, and, the one that my dad had as a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:10 PM (XeU6L)

170 Masculinity "equals" strength.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:08 PM (vE0+H)

Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

171 Might've been just Thiokol. I think it was morton Thiokol though. This was 89, and the machine was 'older'. Anyone know?

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (TtNb7)

172
Thought you were from TX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

_________

Live here, but not from here. And I'm a recluse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (O0L8i)

173

Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

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And guy who can wank it successfully in a porta-potti shithouse has...

Skills.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

174 157 I can get you a close approximation of pi on the internet, but I don’t know about pie.

π = 3. 1415926535897932384626433…
Posted by: Nemo
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That's irrational.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:03 PM (XeU6L)

Pie is what I do. Pi radians determine how much pie you get. I used to get invited to Sunday dinner at my parents' house if I brought pie. I got very good at it.

Apple, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, chocolate silk, banana cream, chess, pumpkin, cranberry walnut, mincemeat, blueberry dream, lemon shaker, lemon merengue, and the occasional odd chicken pot pie. And others from time to time, but I would need recipes for them. I don't for any of the above.

You will have to fight with DH over the number of pi radians you receive. He may eat all of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:14 PM (5JJx4)

175 "Just imagine what would happen if kids were playing with black powder cannons like we did...."

We didn't have black powder or cannons, but I do recall several of us going through garages and sheds in search of any flammable aerosols. The trick is to find something that makes a spectacular flamethrower yet still has enough propellant to prevent the flame from going back into the can.

Posted by: PabloD at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Hn9/J)

176 And guy who can wank it successfully in a porta-potti shithouse has...

Skills.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 10, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

No, he has mental issues. Perhaps an entire subscription.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (5JJx4)

177 We had a round wash station like that at the machine shop.
It may have big a bit bigger to accommodate shift workers
it was like a fountain, almost a work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Pee1E)

178 enough propellant to prevent the flame from going back into the can.

Posted by: PabloD at August 10, 2026 11:15 PM (Hn9/J)
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They're only fingers. You've got more.

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:16 PM (TtNb7)

179 Funny. Their idea of masculinity was some nazi, scatophile, rapist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 10, 2026 11:11 PM (dK+Kv)

It was - but note that the Democrat sex scandals of late were abuse of adult women. Sometimes just in consensual relationships. Very manly abuse of adult women.

I guarantee Swalwell and Shitner both have "other" sex things that wouldn't seem so manly. Even his gay comment was about "dominating" someone which makes us laugh of course at how fucking stupid and gay he is but it was more bs toxic manliness and that's how it reads on the surface. One of the women also reported her feeling when he came inside of her. A thoroughly unnecessary detail other than the fact that it's all part of a big bullshit op.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:16 PM (vE0+H)

180 Black powder cannons involved old rifle bullet casings, a small drill, a block of wood, some serious wire to engage one with the other, powder, projectile, and wood matches. I'm not entirely sure we should have survived as long as we did. But that was one hell of a lot of fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (5JJx4)

181 Okay that's enough theorizing for one night. See you all on the flip.

Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)

182 >>>Apple, raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, chocolate silk, banana cream, chess, pumpkin, cranberry walnut, mincemeat, blueberry dream, lemon shaker, lemon merengue, and the occasional odd chicken pot pie. And others from time to time, ...
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Posted by: tcn in AK
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That was a very cruel post.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (Pee1E)

183 Okay that's enough theorizing for one night. See you all on the flip.
Posted by: ... at August 10, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)

The Flip Wilson show is still on TV as reruns? Perhaps I need to check that station out.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

184
Pie are round.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)

185 No active business is currently registered as operating out of the specific building where Jo Jo’s Kountry Kitchen (and previously Bama Bar-B-Que) used to live. Local business records and public mapping updates show that the physical structure has not been taken over by a new commercial tenant or restaurant.

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:22 PM (dIske)

186 Today, I cleaned up some of the messes I made in the last few days of work, and then got into doing "body work" on the fiberglass body shell of my dune buggy project. Te battery tray was heavily slathered with tan-colored body filler, which really has no structural strength to speak of. But I had to cut off the bottom two inches to make clearance for the anti-sway bar I had installed on the rear swing axles. Out comes the sawzall. Cut out in 2 minutes. There were similar great globs of body filler in other places, too, notably the front corners of the mounting flange area where it is supposed to bolt to the floor pan. I ground all the filler off with a flap wheel. Huge dust cloud ensued. "Now, will this body fit the floor pan?" I had previously found that sitting the body direct on the floor pan caused the shock towers to hit the underside of the body; not optimal. So I had made a "shim" from 1 1/4" light gauge square steel tubing, jigged up on the floor pan itself, with holes drilled to match the body mount holes on the floor pan. I took this shim, and inverted it, and placed it on the inverted body tub. 1/2

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:22 PM (1z8ji)

187 The Flip Wilson show is still on TV as reruns? Perhaps I need to check that station out.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

+++++++++++++++++++

Flip started the whole tranny trend with Geraldine.

(God, I'm old)

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)

188 Flip started the whole tranny trend with Geraldine.

(God, I'm old)

Posted by: Orson at August 10, 2026 11:23 PM (dIske)
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Yeah, but that was actually funny. The only funny tranny I can think of is the dude who claimed asylum in the Netherlands and is now back here. That is high comedy

Posted by: 496 at August 10, 2026 11:26 PM (GfRAq)

189 The Fantastic Five are written on the window.

Posted by: Craig Pirrong at August 10, 2026 11:27 PM (XUCVR)

190 We had a circular wash fountain in the ladies' room at work-- 6 or 8 of us could all scrub at the same time, and easily get clean up to elbows. Foot-activated, of course. Powdered Boraxo and bars of Lava soap handy.
Posted by: JQ

The powers that be installed such sinks into our middle school and then, later, at the plant I was working at. They were not utilized as sinks at first.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (VfaaV)

191 The problem with radians is you have to get 2 pi to get a whole pie and that’s just double dealing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (gxRWI)

192 2/2
With the shim on the inverted body tub, it was clear that the body was about an inch short in the attaching flange area. I clamped the shim securely at the rear, where it fit pretty well, and went to work at the front. I ran the sawzall down both sides, and inch back from the front toeboard, almost to the top rail of the body. I could then push the bottom of the toeboard forward until it flange mated pretty well with the shim. Clamped that. Went around the perimeter, pulling the body flange into close alignment with the shim, clamping them, drill out the mount hole in the fiberglass flange, and fasten with a bolt and washers. All done. Drove 5 Tek screws through the mounting flange into the front arch of the shim (no bolt holes there). Weather permitting tomorrow, I will use mat and resin to rebuild the front corners where I made the saw cuts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:33 PM (1z8ji)

193 That was a very cruel post.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:19 PM (Pee1E)

Well, just stop by. There will be pie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (5JJx4)

194 191 The problem with radians is you have to get 2 pi to get a whole pie and that’s just double dealing!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM (gxRWI)

Why bother making one pie when you can make two?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (5JJx4)

195 I canned pears and made pear jam. I picked the pears off my tree this year instead of letting them fall, and they can better that way.
The pear jam surprised me because I sort of winged it and it set anyways.

I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

196 I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

Make some blackberry jam. Or blackberry wine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:36 PM (1z8ji)

197 I also spent an hour this morning digging blackberry vines out of the hedge. I will never be done there until I take out the hedge and put in a fence, but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

I spent the end of May cutting out dead raspberry canes. You would never know it now. My raspberry bushes are... epic. I'm thinking of paying my contractor in berries.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:36 PM (5JJx4)

198 TY T-Rex, I have a soft spot for the nostalgic ONTs. I watched the entire toy gun video and noticed Otis from Mayberry in the first scene and Billy “danger Will Robinson” Mumy later on. Who btw was part of one of the creepiest TZ episodes playing the mean kid everyone feared.
I’m sure if I pulled out the late 50s/early 60s Christmas pics, many of those firearms would be found strewn all over the floor. My late brothers took their obsession of all things firearms into their adult lives. Which would inevitably trickle down the DNA trail to moi.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 10, 2026 11:41 PM (SjAWL)

199 > I didn't know you were from the Lodi/Stockton area!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 10, 2026 10:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

Oh, Lord.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (IG3/x)

200 Gun Owners of America@GunOwners

In GOA's case, a federal court just stuck down NFA registration for:

❌Suppressors
❌Short-Barreled Rifles
❌Short-Barreled Shotguns

GOA & our allies in Congress eliminated the tax.

The National Firearms Act of 1934 is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL as applied.

We're proud to have fought this fight, but it's not over yet. The Department of Justice still has the opportunity to appeal, and the court stayed its order for seven days to give them time to seek appellate review. Although as of the writing of this article, they have not done so.

Also, the Judge in this case limited protection to members of Gun Owners of America and other named plaintiffs.

We fought for a nationwide injunction, but the Judge did not grant it to us.

So, because of the ruling, we're encouraging everyone who would like protection from the National Firearms Act's registration requirements to become GOA members.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (Pee1E)

201 > but I can at least keep the vines cut back so they don't menace passer-bys
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

I would've considered "menacing passers-by" a plus, back when I was maintaining a yard.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:43 PM (IG3/x)

202 They were not utilized as sinks at first.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM

Boys being boys, at every age...

Posted by: JQ at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (rdVOm)

203 > 184
Pie are round.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)

Cornbread are square.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

204 203 > 184
Pie are round.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 10, 2026 11:20 PM (azNOR)

Cornbread are square.
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

And donuts are.... torii.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 10, 2026 11:45 PM (5JJx4)

205 30 Wiki pronounces it 'Djurgorden' .
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 10, 2026 10:12 PM (diia5)

Which surprisingly sounds like how Mr. Tudball would pronounce it.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 10, 2026 11:47 PM (SjAWL)

206 Cornbread are square.
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:44 PM (IG3/x)

You know what would be cool? A Mobius strip cake pan, so you could bake Mobius strip cakes. Which would have icing all over, since all sides are the top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2026 11:47 PM (1z8ji)

207 > Oh, Lord.

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 10, 2026 11:42 PM (IG3/x)

How much must it suck for Lodi to have that as the only song about it.

New York, New York
LA Woman
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
Chicago, My Kind of Town
Cleveland Rocks
El Paso
One Night in Bangkok
Wichita Lineman

Then you have "Oh, Lord... stuck in Lodi again."

As I said, it's gotta suck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 11:48 PM (IG3/x)

208 Topology has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2026 11:50 PM (XeU6L)

209 French toast are triangles.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at August 10, 2026 11:51 PM (4XJZx)

210
On the Edith Keeler episode of Star Trek, they used the Mayberry set. I think you can see "Floyd's" in one of the street windows in a few frames.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 10, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

211 > 202 They were not utilized as sinks at first.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2026 11:30 PM

Back in the '80s a friend got into family housing on Elmendorf (as it was then). There was a full basement with a laundry sink in it that he rigged up as a man cave (though that expression wasn't around then). Computer, dart board, old sofas, refrigerator, TV, etc.

Since they didn't even have a washer and drier, it was clear to all of us that the sink was clearly for the express purpose of making us not have to go upstairs to get rid of used beer.

However, when his wife found out, she disagreed. Strongly.

Didn't matter that she never used the sink for anything. It was just Something That Was Not Done.

He agreed to stop doing that, then promptly ignored the agreement.

Yes, they eventually got divorced. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 10, 2026 11:54 PM (IG3/x)

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