Friday Overnight Open Thread - July 31, 2026 [Doof]

Hola! Friday night meme time. Where is Weird Dave, you may be wondering. Well, he's tending to some some health related stuff tonight - so you are stuck with the fill-in meme team from Doof Enterprises, LLC. Prepare to be whelmed!

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The topic of the week gets the meme treatment

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Transportation memes

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Collectors pay attention!

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Skillz

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Careful what you wish for

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This really is a letdown

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Hygiene is important!

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DJ Doof - Doctors We Trust More Than Fauci Edition

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by morons on Friday nights

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1 Fist!

Oh

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:57 PM (XuXeR)

2 *looks around

How did that happen?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:58 PM (XuXeR)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 09:59 PM (ErLti)

4
Ceuta

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 09:59 PM (mmrXZ)

5 Sorry I'm late, I wasn't expecting there to be that many people at the border crossing.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:00 PM (PhXxO)

6 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (u/oMr)

7 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

8 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (u/oMr)

9 Friday Friday Friday WHEE
~~WeirdDave WeirdDave~~ O N TEEEE

Wait, what?? Doof? (checks calendar) I sense a disbursement in the farce.

*attempts a twirl a la that gal, stumbles and falls *

Posted by: mindful webworker - It seemed like a good idea at the time at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (/YSzp)

10 Boobs!

And it’s spelled “Ceuta.”

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

11 Good evening Horde and thank you Disco!

Posted by: TRex- whelmed dino at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (jnBG1)

12 I watched Becoming Led Zeppelin. Brought back memories...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (VCgbV)

13 Spain:

https://tinyurl.com/3mdb2hzz

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (H5gG/)

14 I loved KISS. Then I turned 13.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (0aYVJ)

15 Melecevida is obviously someone who grew up in the late 70s to mid-90s.

Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)

16 3 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 09:59 PM (ErLti)

And I thought I was late.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (PhXxO)

17 Since cooking came up on the Cafe, did anyone see that RFK, Jr., has a new online cooking show? It's on EweTube, and features cooking real food into healthy food for around $5/serving. He works with real chefs in the kitchen.

First episode (Crispy Salmon Cakes with Apple, White Bean & Greens Salad)
https://youtu.be/r5vKilWJNKo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

18 I'm guessing the spoon-lift truck must be in a foundry.

Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (Q+gd/)

19 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! Because willowed:

OT, I am considering a used Pixel 9 phone that has been loaded with graphene OS, for $650 CDN. Would be about $500 USD or less. Vendor in Canada. Worth it, or risky?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (1z8ji)

20 Happy Friday! Totally whelming, Doof! Thanks!

Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (286+n)

21 14 I loved KISS. Then I turned 13.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (0aYVJ)

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The Most Successful Garage Band in History

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:05 PM (u/oMr)

22 Did not know Randy Moss served in the Navy. Fair Winds and Following Seas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 31, 2026 10:05 PM (0aYVJ)

23 I'm guessing the spoon-lift truck must be in a foundry.
Posted by: davidt

Or a T-Rex nursery.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

24 Yay, ONT! Thanks, Doof!

Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2026 10:06 PM (rdVOm)

25 I was expecting weird.
I got whelm.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:06 PM (PhXxO)

26 Dr Hook is questionable. He liked the 16 year olds.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)

27 Is your rice MAGIC rice?

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at July 31, 2026 10:07 PM (u/oMr)

28 Tonight's ONT brought to you by morons on Friday nights

Well, now my willowed post is on-topic here:

Anyway - if you look at enough of these videos, cooking, baking and the like, you see that the thumbnail advice to Creators is to have a woman holding food in the thumbnail. That's like 85% of these videos. They hold the food, they present the food, I guess it gets clicks or literally everyone wouldn't be doing it.

So obviously not the case in the ones where it's men. I think the men generally just show the food. But just go with me.
Posted by: ...

There's a meme about that.

https://is.gd/qCdZi4

Posted by: mikeski frightens cameras

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

29 Say uta, uta, uta.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:08 PM (H5gG/)

30 Doktor doktor gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:08 PM (u/oMr)

31 I went to the Celtic Festival in Monterey, California. They had this bagpipe marching band. The guy who lead it was a very tall, black-skinned dude dressed in dark-green tartans. Impressive as hell. I wouldn’t have asked him for cab fare, lest he would’ve kicked my ass and ground it with his heel into the dirt.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:09 PM (77rzZ)

32 I wish I were rich.

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 10:09 PM (ZxPkt)

33 If I saw a resume saying what that sailor said, I'd hire him in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

34 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 09:59 PM (ErLti)

And I thought I was late.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (PhXxO)

Ha! Well played!

Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

35 I imagine Powerline will have a lot of Fow Chee memes tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 10:10 PM (ZxPkt)

36 >>I wish I were rich.

Why? Don is a perfectly fine name.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

37 32 I wish I were rich.

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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)

Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at July 31, 2026 10:11 PM (u/oMr)

38 DJ Doof - Doctors We Trust More Than Fauci Edition

Doubled Doctor Density!

https://youtu.be/Pf0_Be5PPPU
https://youtu.be/DlPHmYtqSdA
https://youtu.be/3OdtT5BsX_4

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

39 Spain:

https://tinyurl.com/3mdb2hzz

He seems nice.

Posted by: It had to be said at July 31, 2026 10:12 PM (wOK9Z)

40 well played Jack

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)

41 Would you trade your health to be rich?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (abScH)

42 Hey, Jak Strau. How you be?

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

43 Evenin! Thanks for the DONT

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 10:14 PM (kOluj)

44 Doof, you are the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:14 PM (abScH)

45 16 3 Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 09:59 PM (ErLti)

And I thought I was late.
Posted by: tankdemon

I work midshift. It's morning for me.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 10:15 PM (ErLti)

46
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

*frozen uneasy smile*

Oh. Teresa. You're here. How... nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:15 PM (O0L8i)

47 Here's a doctor themed video that nobody else is going to share this one, which could probably get listed under "Forgotten 80's Mystery Click" Maybe a pair of detectives could figure it out.

https://youtu.be/Pf0_Be5PPPU

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:15 PM (PhXxO)

48 AOP,

If you are concerned about third party install and can find a good price on a new Pixel, installing Grapheneos is actually not too bad. I was able to pull it off and have had no issues since install, and its been a couple months now.

Posted by: I still can't think of anything at July 31, 2026 10:16 PM (ZDEv7)

49 The memes from Spain will not be pleasant.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

50 https://youtu.be/DlPHmYtqSdA

Posted by: mikeski
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Sounds like ZZ Top was his backup band.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (H5gG/)

51 What's the current definition of "rich"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

52 I LOL active old lady and reverse camera.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)

53 51 What's the current definition of "rich"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

There is room for interpretation. It's why djinni are considered dicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 31, 2026 10:18 PM (xcxpd)

54 Doof, you are the best.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:14 PM (abScH)

You're too kind. Hugs to you!

Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

55 49 The memes from Spain will not be pleasant.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

Because they'll be in Arabic?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (xcxpd)

56 Game used beer tabs haha

Posted by: Joemarine at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (y171U)

57 51 What's the current definition of "rich"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

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Your definition of rich depends on how rich you are.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (u/oMr)

58 Another caption for the top one:

"What did you just do out there in the street?"

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (dIske)

59 51 I’m up for “whoever makes more than I do,”

Who’s with me?
— Democrat voters

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

60 47 Here's a doctor themed video that nobody else is going to share this one, which could probably get listed under "Forgotten 80's Mystery Click" Maybe a pair of detectives could figure it out.
https://youtu.be/Pf0_Be5PPPU
Posted by: tankdemon

* points back at #38 *

.....apologies.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

61 Evenin! Thanks for the DONT
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 10:14 PM (kOluj)

DO or DONT - there is no TRY

Posted by: YODA at July 31, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

62 51 What's the current definition of "rich"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Double whatever you thought it was two years ago.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:21 PM (H5gG/)

63 Today is a good day. X-rays are good, bone stimulator is no longer needed. Life is good.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

64 bone stimulator is no longer needed.
Posted by: JackStraw

Something something, The Paolo, something.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

65 DO or DONT - there is no TRY
Posted by: YODA at July 31, 2026 10:21 PM (QMAsf)

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Do or Doof... there is no whelm

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 10:23 PM (kOluj)

66 If you are concerned about third party install and can find a good price on a new Pixel, installing Grapheneos is actually not too bad. I was able to pull it off and have had no issues since install, and its been a couple months now.
Posted by: I still can't think of anything at July 31, 2026 10:16 PM (ZDEv7)

Actually, the third-part install is the attraction. open the box, install SIM card, and use it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

67 What's the current definition of "rich"?

Half of what you thought is was two years ago.

Posted by: Bob at the DSA at July 31, 2026 10:23 PM (n5tGW)

68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

69 63 Thank Goodness, JackStraw.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (77rzZ)

70 Would you trade your health to be rich?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (abScH)

No. Not at all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

71 68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

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$20, same as in town

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 10:25 PM (kOluj)

72 Would you trade your health to be rich?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (abScH)

I am insanely rich. I just don't count wealth in dollars..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 31, 2026 10:25 PM (nbLIj)

73 68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

Is that what the young'uns are calling them these days?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2026 10:26 PM (0CU3H)

74 > What's the current definition of "rich"?
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Not giving a fuck what the stock market's doing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 10:26 PM (2Cry5)

75 Evening Horde,thx Doof. Feel better WeirdDave.
A NYC named Scott Galloway who supported Mamdani's pied-a-terre tax is upset because he was "doxxed" by the mayor's database of people to be taxed. Boo-hoo . He does a podcast with Kara Swisher. Hope the evil critter got doxxed too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (BlDDt)

76 What's the current definition of "rich"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Your definition of rich depends on how rich you are.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Not Elon Musk: Elon Musk

Elon Musk: caught signal 11 (segv)

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

77
What's the current definition of "rich"?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

A happy family, that loves me, that I love back.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (QVmho)

78 Mikeski's comment at 38 making my comment at 47 an embarrassing faux pas.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (PhXxO)

79 68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.

we talkin' electric bone or electric stimulator?

Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (qdr3M)

80 72 🙂

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

81 >>I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.

Good. You're gonna need it when I come shanghai you and make you take me sailing next month.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

82 JackStraw, glad to hear it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 10:29 PM (BlDDt)

83 77 🙂

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:29 PM (77rzZ)

84 POV you wake up in Spain after an invasion:

https://tinyurl.com/56wc67v4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:29 PM (H5gG/)

85 Okay, Mikeski, didn't get this one:

https://youtu.be/edYKnvJyr-U

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:30 PM (PhXxO)

86 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

*frozen uneasy smile*

Oh. Teresa. You're here. How... nice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:15 PM (O0L8i)

Oh, dear - did I do something wrong?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 10:30 PM (SRRAx)

87 22 Did not know Randy Moss served in the Navy. Fair Winds and Following Seas.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 31, 2026 10:05 PM

Haze gray and underway.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)

88 Anyone who would bargain their health to acquire anything else has never been really sick.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:30 PM (vE0+H)

89 Spain ...

El Cid weeps ...

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at July 31, 2026 10:31 PM (XbNmU)

90 Current price of a new Pixel 9 on Amazon.ca is about $680 cdn. Then I would have to fuck around to root it and install Graphene. $650 for one already done sounds good to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 10:31 PM (1z8ji)

91 75 Evening Horde,thx Doof. Feel better WeirdDave.
A NYC named Scott Galloway who supported Mamdani's pied-a-terre tax is upset because he was "doxxed" by the mayor's database of people to be taxed. Boo-hoo . He does a podcast with Kara Swisher. Hope the evil critter got doxxed too
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Heh! He'll be really shocked when the guillotine shows up at his front door too!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 10:31 PM (ErLti)

92 Good evening morons en bedankt wd voor de memes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 10:32 PM (JvZF+)

93 68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 PM (u/oMr)

That raises so many questions that I really don't want answered.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:32 PM (PhXxO)

94 Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 31, 2026 10:27 PM (QVmho

How are you doing? Did you get something for the Shingles?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 10:33 PM (rHgXV)

95 Mikeski's comment at 38 making my comment at 47 an embarrassing faux pas.
Posted by: tankdemon

I had the cassette back then. "Hold Me Now" is still a great song.

https://youtu.be/TvzVTRK1nOY

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

96 First episode (Crispy Salmon Cakes with Apple, White Bean & Greens Salad)
https://youtu.be/r5vKilWJNKo
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

this is great! and smart!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 10:33 PM (g47mK)

97 The memes from Spain will not be pleasant.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

Because they'll be in Arabic?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 31, 2026 10:19 PM (xcxpd)

Heh. That. But it will get ugly.
On a more humorous note, I just saw a vid (I assume it's real) that shows the Spanish army flinging bacon at the new arrivals.
ROE is a bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

98 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.
Posted by: Cicero

That raises so many questions that I really don't want answered.
Posted by: tankdemon

That's not all it raises!

Posted by: somebody had to say it at July 31, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)

99 very good produciton too!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 10:35 PM (g47mK)

100 hello cliquers

Posted by: alpine_beer at July 31, 2026 10:35 PM (van9r)

101 Good. You're gonna need it when I come shanghai you and make you take me sailing next month.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)

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I'll keep my promise but I'm scheduled to start trial in federal court in OC in late August. My whole schedule is at the mercy of that trial. It might still settle, but who knows?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:36 PM (u/oMr)

102 Okay, Mikeski, didn't get this one:
https://youtu.be/edYKnvJyr-U
Posted by: tankdemon

I don't think I've heard that before. Interesting tune.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

103 On a more humorous note, I just saw a vid (I assume it's real) that shows the Spanish army flinging bacon at the new arrivals.
ROE is a bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes

WASTING GOOD BACON!!!

Would these 3rd worlders even recognize it, or realize that it's pork?

Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2026 10:36 PM (rdVOm)

104 "Ceuta de luces"

Now, we are ready for the bullfight!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

105 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:01 PM (u/oMr)

Same place they always are. Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on box wine and Xanax.

Posted by: Franziazepines at July 31, 2026 10:38 PM (TbWk/)

106 First episode (Crispy Salmon Cakes with Apple, White Bean & Greens Salad)
https://youtu.be/r5vKilWJNKo
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

this is great! and smart!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 10:33 PM (g47mK)

If I forget to post this on Sunday's Food Thread, anyone can post it with my blessing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)

107 41 Would you trade your health to be rich?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:13 PM (abScH)

As the six fingered man said to Prince Humperdinck, if you don’t have your health, you haven’t got anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 10:40 PM (y3V/x)

108 Tell the Ceuta invaders they'll be shot with bullets dipped in pig fat. It's allegedly been done before

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 10:40 PM (BlDDt)

109 13 Spain:

https://tinyurl.com/3mdb2hzz

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:03 PM (H5gG/)

Manny ...

Choot dat piece of chit

Posted by: Tony Montana at July 31, 2026 10:41 PM (3sXRv)

110 Anyway - if you look at enough of these videos, cooking, baking and the like, you see that the thumbnail advice to Creators is to have a woman holding food in the thumbnail. That's like 85% of these videos. They hold the food, they present the food, I guess it gets clicks or literally everyone wouldn't be doing it.
Posted by: ...

My favorite ones to hate are the very[i/] tightly dressed gals doing mechanics, woodworking, or gardening. If I'm tuning into those vids, show me the process without your bewbs getting in the way.

I have notice there are no vids with scantily dressed women welding. Having a monster spark or slag jumping into your cleavage has a way of influencing future behavior.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:41 PM (lvbMS)

111 102 Okay, Mikeski, didn't get this one:
https://youtu.be/edYKnvJyr-U
Posted by: tankdemon

I don't think I've heard that before. Interesting tune.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

Stewart Copeland on drums, Stanley Clarke (a very highly regarded jazz musician) on bass and Deborah Holland vocals.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 31, 2026 10:42 PM (PhXxO)

112 DOOF! I thought I was looking at Wierd Dave memes...
Nicely done!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 31, 2026 10:42 PM (ok2JK)

113 Ceuta incendio

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:42 PM (H5gG/)

114 68 I got an electric bone stimulator on Temu. It's waterproof and UL approved.
Posted by: Cicero

Oh my!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:43 PM (lvbMS)

115 Choot dat piece of chit

Posted by: Tony Montana
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The POV is better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:43 PM (H5gG/)

116 I have notice there are no vids with scantily dressed women welding. Having a monster spark or slag jumping into your cleavage has a way of influencing future behavior.

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It is obvious that we have been viewing different welding videos.

Do you have any interest in pottery, perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:44 PM (u/oMr)

117 >>I'll keep my promise but I'm scheduled to start trial in federal court in OC in late August. My whole schedule is at the mercy of that trial. It might still settle, but who knows?

I'm just kidding. And jealous. I'm going to the LA area for my nephew's wedding next month. We rented a house for a few days with a pool and it's highly unlikely I will move off the pool deck further than the grill.

I really do hope you get the chance to do a bareboat in the BVI. It's a bit different these days than it used to be but what isn't. You will love it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:45 PM (viF8m)

118 Evening, Horde. No actual progress on the job but did get confirmation that they are working on coordinating the client interview.

Thanks for the memes and music, Doof!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 31, 2026 10:47 PM (aJQbY)

119 118 Evening, Horde. No actual progress on the job but did get confirmation that they are working on coordinating the client interview.

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Coordinated client interviews are hot!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:47 PM (u/oMr)

120 Sounds like a positive step, RandomDave! Yay!

Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

121 Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: alpine_beer at July 31, 2026 10:49 PM (van9r)

122 Evening, Horde. No actual progress on the job but did get confirmation that they are working on coordinating the client interview.
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We'll have to call Uncle Tony.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 10:49 PM (JvZF+)

123 I was watching some U tube vids of Cueta and getting my usual right thinking vids, but one was CBS and I thought 2 minutes let me check what they were saying. You guessed it. Just looking for work, etc.... and "most of the immigrants have already returned to Morocco." A total gaslighting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2026 10:49 PM (n5tGW)

124 Customs: “Sir, this electric boner stimulated was in your carry on luggage.”
Cicero: “it’s not mine! Really!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 10:50 PM (y3V/x)

125 Well, I hit the "buy it now" on the Pixel 9 phone. Gawd, the eBay user interface is clunky. Took about 4 attempts for it to get my CC payment processed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

126 Whelma!!!!

Posted by: Fred at July 31, 2026 10:52 PM (BP8jQ)

127 We'll have a gay old time!

Posted by: Mr. Slate at July 31, 2026 10:53 PM (u/oMr)

128 Well, I hit the "buy it now" on the Pixel 9 phone. Gawd, the eBay user interface is clunky. Took about 4 attempts for it to get my CC payment processed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 10:50 PM (1z8ji)

Here's hoping you only get charged once!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

129 It is harder for a rich man to get into Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, but with God all things are possible,

Here’s the catch, we are almost all rich, by Biblical standards. If you don’t know where your next meal is coming from you are poor, hence “Give us our daily bread.” If you know where your next meal is coming from you’re not poor, but not rich. If you know where tomorrow’s food is coming from, by Biblical standards, you are rich. Thank God that with God, all things are possible. Praise God!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 10:55 PM (aOqrc)

130 Posted by: Franziazepines at July 31, 2026 10:38 PM

Ummm. This white woman doesn't know anyone named Paola, and if I did I wouldn't eff him anyway because I'm married , doesn't receive child support , has never had boxed wine. and never taken Xanax . I expect I'm much like other "white wimmen" here . Forgive me if I'm a little irritable. My nose is running like a sieve because of a cold.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 10:55 PM (xPsv8)

131 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 10:55 PM (aOqrc)

Amen. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 10:56 PM (xPsv8)

132 Ummm. This white woman doesn't know anyone named Paola, and if I did I wouldn't eff him anyway because I'm married , doesn't receive child support , has never had boxed wine. and never taken Xanax . I expect I'm much like other "white wimmen" here . Forgive me if I'm a little irritable. My nose is running like a sieve because of a cold.

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Well shit.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 31, 2026 10:56 PM (u/oMr)

133 >>Customs: “Sir, this electric boner stimulated was in your carry on luggage.”
Cicero: “it’s not mine! Really!”

True story. My first trip after my lumber fusion was to the UAE. I had to wear a bone growth stimulator for that one too. It was a big lumpy belt with a wire that led to a box that controlled it. Had to wear it through customs. In an Arab country. A big bulky belt with a wired control box.

You can imagine how much fun that was.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:57 PM (viF8m)

134 I watched Trap tonight and a couple of things about M Night...

1) He can turn out an ok movie for what is by hollywood standards is pocket money. Why pay Nolan $1B or whatever it is on a film that will slightly make back its cost when you could make 30 of these?

2) He has to stop casting his daughter.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)

135 It is harder for a rich man to get into Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, but with God all things are possible,

I always read this as money can't buy your way into Heaven, everyone has to do it the same way

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (sKqQm)

136 You dim witted cousin dating democrat
Hey I never dated my cousin
I fucked her

Posted by: T Jackson at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (/+uur)

137 True story. My first trip after my lumber fusion was to the UAE. I had to wear a bone growth stimulator for that one too. It was a big lumpy belt with a wire that led to a box that controlled it. Had to wear it through customs. In an Arab country. A big bulky belt with a wired control box.

You can imagine how much fun that was.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:57 PM (viF8m)

Heh. "lumber fusion" OSB made of bamboo and white oak, seasoned with naughty pine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (1z8ji)

138 Say, any of you Texans know when the mesquite beans in the panhandle/south plains area are ripe? I want to make some mesquite bean jelly, but I can't remember when to pick the things.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:06 PM (3Pbwf)

139 T Jackson knocked up his second cousin which I guess is ok biologically.

But I am amused the people that claim West Virginians like to keep it in the family do it themselves.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:06 PM (sKqQm)

140 135 It is harder for a rich man to get into Heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, but with God all things are possible,

I always read this as money can't buy your way into Heaven, everyone has to do it the same way
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (sKqQm)

Does a rich man really carry more baggage thru life?
Maybe he carries more pride.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)

141 True story. My first trip after my lumber fusion was to the UAE. I had to wear a bone growth stimulator for that one too. It was a big lumpy belt with a wire that led to a box that controlled it. Had to wear it through customs. In an Arab country. A big bulky belt with a wired control box.

You can imagine how much fun that was.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:57 PM (viF8m)

They probably welcomed you as one of their own.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:07 PM (S41Gd)

142 T Jackson knocked up his second cousin which I guess is ok biologically.

Was that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 11:07 PM (lvbMS)

143 Does a rich man really carry more baggage thru life?
Maybe he carries more pride.

And the people that like to quote this biblical line also believe pride is a virtue

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:08 PM (sKqQm)

144 ""Does a rich man really carry more baggage thru life?
Maybe he carries more pride.""

Shit no, he has servants to carry his frigging baggage.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:09 PM (S41Gd)

145 I always read this as money can't buy your way into Heaven, everyone has to do it the same way
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (sKqQm

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I think it also speaks to the difficulty of forgoing our own comfort to truly live in Christ's example. This seems to me the root of many ills (including my own).

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 11:10 PM (kOluj)

146 T Jackson knocked up his second cousin which I guess is ok biologically.

But I am amused the people that claim West Virginians like to keep it in the family do it themselves.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:06 PM (sKqQm)

I believe it was pointed out here yesterday that is it his FIRST cousin, using a strict definition of the rules.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:10 PM (1z8ji)

147 My first trip after my lumber fusion was to the UAE. I had to wear a bone growth stimulator for that one too. It was a big lumpy belt with a wire that led to a box that controlled it. Had to wear it through customs. In an Arab country. A big bulky belt with a wired control box.

You can imagine how much fun that was.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:57 PM (viF8m)

Did imams keep trying to recruit you?

Posted by: Must've been annoying at July 31, 2026 11:10 PM (TbWk/)

148 If Joe Rogan reads this blog he might post a Neil Young tribute song to Mr Fauci. Something like " The Needle and the Damage Done..."

Posted by: Rex B at July 31, 2026 11:11 PM (R0XxO)

149 I saw Lumber Fusion open for Black Oak Arkansas at the Bronco Bowl in 1979.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

150 I always read this as money can't buy your way into Heaven, everyone has to do it the same way

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (sKqQm)

I thought it was about how hard Heaven is to get into without Jesus vs with Jesus - and worldly possessions give no advantage and will actually only hinder.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:11 PM (vE0+H)

151 What I hate about AI is that I got used to autocorrect on the phone, annoying but was only spellling. Now I can’t get through a simple post or text without having it change entire words and phrases.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 11:12 PM (y3V/x)

152 Shit no, he has servants to carry his frigging baggage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:09 PM (S41Gd)

You take the blonde
Ill take the one in the turban

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

153 I saw Lumber Fusion open for Black Oak Arkansas at the Bronco Bowl in 1979.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Stage fright got 'em, though, so their performance was a bit wooden.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

154 I thought it was about how hard Heaven is to get into without Jesus vs with Jesus - and worldly possessions give no advantage and will actually only hinder.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:11 PM (vE0+H)

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"Your air-fryer will count for nothing."

-- Paul, Letter to the Corinthians

Posted by: The Paolo at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

155 How will you know if mohameddans think they control an area?

They man the suicide hotlines, recruiting bombers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

156 Frightening videos of the massive invasion of Ceuta and Melilla, from Tousi TV:

https://tinyurl.com/bdb64r24

Tousi says reports are that over 120,000 military-age Muslim males have invaded these cities in just TWO DAYS. Camp of the Saints, anyone?

And they're already flooding into Barcelona. The locals are freaking out.

Posted by: Beverly at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM (reMys)

157
Forgive me if I'm a little irritable. My nose is running like a sieve because of a cold.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm just now getting over a cold that's lasted two weeks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM (Cqx++)

158 Ill take the one in the turban
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

Wriggles like a dog shaking off water.

Posted by: Ayanna Presley at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM (1z8ji)

159 autocorrect on the phone
_-_
One software keyboard on the phone that sends every keystroke back to the mothership. Din' they useta call that a keylogger?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (3Pbwf)

160 I saw Lumber Fusion open for Black Oak Arkansas at the Bronco Bowl in 1979.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Stage fright got 'em, though, so their performance was a bit wooden.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

They played woodwinds better in their next show at the Cypress Bowl in 1980.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

161 150 I always read this as money can't buy your way into Heaven, everyone has to do it the same way

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:05 PM (sKqQm)

Can't hurt to slip St. Peter a Benjamin.

Posted by: Oh sure, you're on the list! at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (TbWk/)

162 Din' they useta call that a keylogger?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (3Pbwf)

Yes, they did.

Posted by: Ayanna Presley at July 31, 2026 11:16 PM (1z8ji)

163 Meloni has ordered the Italian border CLOSED to keep out the invasion. Shit's getting real.

Posted by: Beverly at July 31, 2026 11:16 PM (reMys)

164 I believe it was pointed out here yesterday that is it his FIRST cousin, using a strict definition of the rules.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

How can you confuse first cousins (my parent's sibling's kid) with second cousins (my grandparent's sibling's grandkid)?

Was there an intra-family adoption?

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

165 >>They probably welcomed you as one of their own.

Not in the UAE. They hate those fuckers. They like pumping oil.

One of the most bizarre conversations I've had with a bunch of confuse bureaucrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 11:17 PM (viF8m)

166 I think it also speaks to the difficulty of forgoing our own comfort to truly live in Christ's example. This seems to me the root of many ills (including my own).

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 11:10 PM (kOluj)

I always wonder about that. In christ's time other than a noble, lord, royalty, etc, who actually had any comfort? You lived in a blast furnace with no AC, you slept on straw, you walked in dusty streets wearing a sheet, you ate bread every day if you had the strength to grind the wheat between 2 frigging rocks, or you fished (did I mention how I hate seafood?), the razor obviously wasn't invented because you had to deal ZZ Top epic beards in that heat, and on and on. Give up comfort they say, yeah no problem, its like giving up ball surgery for lent. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:17 PM (S41Gd)

167 Bertram and Fenelon a prayer for complete and speedy healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 11:17 PM (JvZF+)

168 Spaniard guy is gonna get his ass kicked by Ferdinand.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 11:18 PM (oq9dX)

169 How can you confuse first cousins (my parent's sibling's kid) with second cousins (my grandparent's sibling's grandkid)?

Was there an intra-family adoption?
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

I think it was parent's sibling's grandkid, making it first cousin, once removed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:18 PM (1z8ji)

170
"Your air-fryer will count for nothing."

-- Paul, Letter to the Corinthians

Posted by: The Paolo at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (u/oMr)

I've seen a lot of interpretations of that one.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:18 PM (vE0+H)

171 160 I saw Lumber Fusion open for Black Oak Arkansas at the Bronco Bowl in 1979.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Stage fright got 'em, though, so their performance was a bit wooden.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

They played woodwinds better in their next show at the Cypress Bowl in 1980.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

They kept hitting all the wrong cords.

Posted by: Rex B at July 31, 2026 11:19 PM (R0XxO)

172 First cold since 2019 and I think that might have been Covid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:19 PM (Cqx++)

173 Did the young rich man rally need to give up his wealth to follow Jesus?
Maybe not
Maybe he just needed to stop being (acting) rich.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:20 PM (/+uur)

174 I think it was parent's sibling's grandkid, making it first cousin, once removed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

* nods *

Makes sense. Nobody remembers how to do degree-of-cousinhood versus cousin-N-times-removed.

Posted by: mikeski ponders the double-half-cousin at July 31, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

175 I saw Lumber Fusion open for Black Oak Arkansas at the Bronco Bowl in 1979.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Stage fright got 'em, though, so their performance was a bit wooden.
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

They played woodwinds better in their next show at the Cypress Bowl in 1980.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 11:15 PM (qx7Zg)

They kept hitting all the wrong cords.
Posted by: Rex B at July 31, 2026 11:19 PM (R0XxO)

Probably still recovering from playing with naughty pines the night before.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)

176
"Your air-fryer will count for nothing."
-- Paul, Letter to the Corinthians

They were into that bag in warm water cooking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

177 Forgive me if I'm a little irritable. My nose is running like a sieve because of a cold.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I'm just now getting over a cold that's lasted two weeks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I can help with that.

Posted by: Gnome Fauci at July 31, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)

178 Makes sense. Nobody remembers how to do degree-of-cousinhood versus cousin-N-times-removed.
Posted by: mikeski ponders the double-half-cousin at July 31, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)
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Mrs. F. has a chart.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+)

179 They kept hitting all the wrong cords.
Posted by: Rex B

The mosh pit looked ready to maul 'em.

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)

180 A Doofy Friday surprise and it's not half bad. Mr. Doof, may I ask you to post the Wall(s) of Shame sometime soon? It's been a little while. Vital to my Mental Health Awareness and Monitoring.

Posted by: Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at July 31, 2026 11:22 PM (JM9I6)

181 My grandmother died when I was five years old, and 7 or so years later, my grandfather remarried. Nice lady, liked her immediately. Met a nice young lady in the small town where I went to high school and asked her out to see a movie. She angrily informed me that I was her cousin...not sure that one counts.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:23 PM (3Pbwf)

182 "And they're already flooding into Barcelona. The locals are freaking out.
Posted by: Beverly at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM"

Link?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 11:23 PM (2Ez/1)

183 They were into that bag in warm water cooking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:21 PM (Cqx++)

I'll have you know I am not lazily luxuriating in the hot tub. I am actively sous-viding my testicles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:24 PM (1z8ji)

184 How can you confuse first cousins (my parent's sibling's kid) with second cousins (my grandparent's sibling's grandkid)?

Drink enough Ouzo, Moonshine, or Tequila at the family reunion and well, things happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 11:24 PM (lvbMS)

185 Mrs. F. has a chart.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+)

Only here would someone have a cousin fucking chart.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

186
Speaking of Joe Rogan, I was blown away when I listened to a clip of him on the moon landing thing. He was skeptical of the Nixon phone call.

That's pretty silly and I couldn't believe he could be that, well, silly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 11:24 PM (w6EFb)

187 She angrily informed me that I was her cousin...not sure that one counts.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:23 PM (3Pbwf)

Did you get some?

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

188 Those studs of Lumber Fusion bet got lots of poon.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur)

189 187 She angrily informed me that I was her cousin...not sure that one counts.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:23 PM (3Pbwf

Did you get some?
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:25 PM (/+uur)

Went home alone...as usual. One more option excluded in a small town...sigh.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:27 PM (3Pbwf)

190 That's pretty silly and I couldn't believe he could be that, well, silly.

Some people react to the rampant lies our modern culture pops out by refusing to believe anything they can't personally prove.

In Rogan's case though...I think this might be an act

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:27 PM (sKqQm)

191
Cousin chart:

https://tinyurl.com/bderenr9

Posted by: I'm the internet. I'm here to help. at July 31, 2026 11:27 PM (2Ez/1)

192 The best things in lovin
were a sister and a cousin
and it started with a little kiss
like this

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)

193 Tousi says reports are that over 120,000 military-age Muslim males have invaded these cities in just TWO DAYS. Camp of the Saints, anyone?

And they're already flooding into Barcelona. The locals are freaking out.
Posted by: Beverly at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM (reMys)

If there are that many, someone has organized this... there is money behind it somewhere... or at least some organization.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)

194 I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (Cqx++)

195 Pride is a sin. I wonder when we’ll get months for the other six deadly sins?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (aOqrc)

196 It's racist for the bull to kill the black matador.

Posted by: Gnome Fauci at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (oq9dX)

197 Those studs of Lumber Fusion bet got lots of poon.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:26 PM (/+uur)

They did an excellent cover of "Shake Your Grove Thing!"

Posted by: Rex B at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (tQrL+)

198 96 First episode (Crispy Salmon Cakes with Apple, White Bean & Greens Salad)
https://youtu.be/r5vKilWJNKo
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 10:04 PM (qx7Zg)

I can’t with the salmon. Post traumatic salmon disorder from all those salmon croquettes my mother would make on Fridays during Lent. She’d used that nasty canned salmon that had those little crunchy vertebrae. I loved my sainted mother but she was no Betty Crocker.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 31, 2026 11:30 PM (SjAWL)

199 195 Pride is a sin. I wonder when we’ll get months for the other six deadly sins?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (aOqrc)

Pride cometh about 2 months before the fall.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:31 PM (/+uur)

200 >> Cousin chart:

I didn't like that because it used "grand uncle" and so forth. That was never common usage, the brother of your grandparent is a great uncle. And that's pretty standard.

However it turns out genealogists actually prefer "grand" for that level because of the symmetry with grandparents. So they use that and say to hell with common usage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 11:31 PM (w6EFb)

201 hi folks. here comes another weekend, glad to know you people are out there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2026 11:32 PM (CHHv1)

202 Pride is a sin. I wonder when we’ll get months for the other six deadly sins?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (aOqrc)

I think you'll find June covers several more than just the one

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:32 PM (vE0+H)

203 196 It's racist for the bull to kill the black matador.
Posted by: Gnome Fauci at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (oq9dX)

I traded my Black Matador for a Cordoba.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 11:32 PM (/+uur)

204 How are they getting to Barcelona frm Ceuta?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:33 PM (Cqx++)

205 Tousi says reports are that over 120,000 military-age Muslim males have invaded these cities in just TWO DAYS. Camp of the Saints, anyone?

And they're already flooding into Barcelona. The locals are freaking out.
Posted by: Beverly at July 31, 2026 11:14 PM (reMys)

If there are that many, someone has organized this... there is money behind it somewhere... or at least some organization.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2026 11:29 PM (mP0Kj)

Give them 24 hours to get the fuck out or else they get shot on site, then go hunting for the ones who arranged this shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:33 PM (S41Gd)

206 How are they getting to Barcelona frm Ceuta?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 11:33 PM (Cqx++)

Public Ceutilities.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:34 PM (1z8ji)

207 Lots of good musicians played for Lumber Fusion over the years, but they couldn't stay together long. Splintered into various factions.

Posted by: Been Through The Mill at July 31, 2026 11:35 PM (JM9I6)

208
Speaking of the cousin thing, I laughed my butt off at a story my mother's first roommate told me. She was trying to figure out who we were (turns out we were related through my maternal grandmother's mother's side).

Anyway, trying to get a handle on who my local neigbors were, she knew one well, and told a funny story. He hit on her in a bar, not knowing who she was. They were second cousins, and she knew it.

She let him go on for a while, even leading him on a bit, then dropped a mention of "aunt so-and-so"... She said he got a look on his face, and then she confirmed the relation.

That just stopped him dead in his tracks, and he slinked off. Now, if he knew I knew that, he would be mortified.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 11:35 PM (w6EFb)

209 ride is a sin. I wonder when we’ll get months for the other six deadly sins?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I think you'll find June covers several more than just the one
Posted by: ...

Gluttony is February.

Though they call it "Body Positivity Month."

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 11:35 PM (VHUov)

210 Give them 24 hours to get the fuck out or else they get shot on site, then go hunting for the ones who arranged this shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 11:33 PM (S41Gd)

I like the cut of your jib.
Do you, perchance, have a newsletter?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2026 11:36 PM (ufFY8)

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