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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - July 30, 2026 [Doof]
From MatthewLovesUSA
From the "Wait - she wasn't already dead??" files --
It is with profound sorrow that we bid farewell to Jeanne Gibson, our beloved Rosie the Riveter, has passed away today, July 29, 2026, at the remarkable age of 100. With her passing, we don't simply mourn the loss of a beloved friend, we honor the life of an American hero whose courage, dedication, and unwavering spirit helped shape history, and will continue to inspire generations to come. At just 18 years old, Jeanne left her home in Minnesota in the summer of 1944 and answered her nation's call, becoming a welder at Todd Pacific Shipyards in Seattle. With determination and grit, she helped build destroyers that strengthened the Allied war effort during World War II. She later continued her service with the Army Transportation Corps in Juneau, Alaska, embodying the resilience and patriotism of the Greatest Generation.Read the whole thing here ----- Still a mystery
Jimmy Hoffa disappears on this day in 1975. Do you know where he is? pic.twitter.com/Z178GoAulw
— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) July 30, 2026
40 years...
— 80s Nostalgia Channel (@80s_channel) July 30, 2026
July 29 1986 - July 29 2026
R.I.P.
Lt. JG Nick Bradshaw
callsign: Goose pic.twitter.com/Z1GnssXZnk
A South Florida couple who has opened their home to dozens of children is being recognized by the Savannah Bananas through the team's Bananas Foster initiative. John and Tammy McGuire were honored during a recent Florida game for their commitment to foster care and adoption, causes that have long been part of their family history.Bravo to the McGuires for making a difference for all of those children!
"My grandmother and grandfather ran an orphanage, and John's mother adopted a relative placement," Tammy McGuire said. The McGuires had children of their own when they decided to become foster parents, believing they could make a difference in the lives of children in need. Over the years, 61 children have stayed in their home.
----- Not all heroes wear capes
Apparently if you are messing with Flock cameras, You can just tell the cops you are doing an update.
— PNWGUERRILLA (@pnwguerrilla) July 29, 2026
The more you know! pic.twitter.com/vstfJ71Y0k
----- I am not ready for this - are you? Some robotaxis approved to operate without steering wheels and losing the brake pedal could be next
Federal regulators are clearing the way for robotaxis to operate without manual controls like steering wheels or eventually even brake pedals as the rules start to catch up to the evolving technology. Amazon’s fully autonomous Zoox vehicles got approval Thursday to begin charging customers for rides in the specially designed cars that feature four inward-facing seats once they secure state and local approval. Zoox has already been offering free rides in Las Vegas and San Francisco since last year. At least a couple people were waiting at most stops Thursday afternoon for rides up and down the Vegas strip aboard one of the distinctive boxy-shaped vehicles. “It’s kind of scary at first, but when I just got used to it, it’s really cool and chilling. I really liked the music and how you can adjust the temperature,” Chloe Huu from Ann Arbor, Michigan, said after taking a ride in a Zoox Thursday. But the projected wait time for the ride kept changing, which made it hard to plan. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration also proposed a rule last month to allow robotaxis to operate without brake pedals, but that proposal is still pending. Administrator Jonathan Morrison said his agency wants to update the regulations to fit these fully autonomous vehicles while still acting as the “cop on the beat to make sure that this is being done right.”Long article. Check out the whole thing.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by stuff you wish you didn't know existed
Although I can’t quote the exact verse, I’m pretty sure it says in the Bible that if you make a Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish you go straight to hell. pic.twitter.com/sGKcJxlLYU
— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) July 30, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 30, 2026 09:52 PM (EJE3y)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (U/Byj)
Concur.
And the tree smells wonderful when it blooms.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Herrick at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (VymGc)
Posted by: Boomer at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (9EaCT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (826kS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)
Lutheran potlucks are hell?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (826kS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes
Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)
Add hot sauce and parmesan cheese and they are slightly whelming
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)
Sure enough. It is not on the Iberian Peninsula.
Will Spain ask NATO for help? LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)
—Marty McFly
Posted by: mindful webworker - one point twenty-one jiggawatts at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (/YSzp)
Posted by: Diogenes
Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)
Would you change your mind if I told you that they were invented in NYC at 3am?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)
Pretty much all canned good with 'cheese flavor' are horrifying in the same way.
Just spend an arm and a leg on some of that Rana premade pasta and get a jar of your preferred pasta sauce.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)
Chef Boyardee all were bland as hell
___________
Ettore Boiardi also provided rations during WWII.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)
That Moroccan who outright said he had problems with a murder back home, I'm sure, wetted a lot of panties up in Brussells and Berlin
Posted by: gKWVE isn't talking about urine at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)
Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: I used to have a different
My Nonna would tell my 5 sisters that nothing is open after midnight except for jail and their legs.
No, she really said shit like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)
Carrots? Lime jello?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Uh huh. So, tell me how they'll react when a drunk illegal alien driving 100 mph on the wrong side of the road heads for it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)
I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: tankdemon
I have never experienced anything made in those copper fish shaped jello molds that hung on the walls during the late 60's.
My life is incomplete.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: Diogenes
Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)
Would you change your mind if I told you that they were invented in NYC at 3am?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)
***
No.
And I bet he grew okra in the back yard.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)
I thought it was a crazy-ass donut.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)
Thanks for the ONT, Doof.
Love Steve Miller and Dire Straits. Mark Knopfler and band always seemed to be having a great time!
Do you think anyone was hungry enough to eat that hidous jello/spaghetti O horror?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (hzuYO)
I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Was it ace and garrett slow dancing on the beach after the volleyball game?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
No, she really said shit like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (NQoRK)
The world would be a better place if it had more Nonnas like that today.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (ExV1e)
___________
Ettore Boiardi also provided rations during WWII.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)
***
And they were still feeding us them in the 70's.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)
Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
Somewhere I have this old digital watch whose time is stuck on F:AP...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (l3cgK)
Rosie the Riveter was the poster child for poster childs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - salute! at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (/YSzp)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: gKWVE isn't talking about urine at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)
And some of them were women.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (kpS4V)
The foundation upon which the building sits...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)
Soon, Anthony. Soon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)
Whomever developed “Meat Glue” should deserve a special place in hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (zom6H)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)
Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf
I bet there are still some at my Dad’s house, I had a collection!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0
Possibly, but I think it was when Tom Cruise flexed while checking his watch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk
Gentlemen, you might want township to 2:45.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (2RJDy)
Apparently, having an iron infusion will wear a person out for a couple of days afterward - who knew?
Anyway, it's nice to know why I have been SOOOO exhausted today!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: TRex - jello mold dino at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (yqadF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)
Cottage cheese and Lime Jello is the West Coast preference. Had it at Viking Hus all the time.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
----
Doof, I have a box of Swatches. Some of them just scream 80's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)
I knew someone on that plane.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z)
I know about public easements, but did they PAY the property owner? That is NOT City Property, it belongs to a private company.
And someone putting a camera onto MY private property? Yeah... non starter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)
Did you use sliced bananas and carrots in the jello?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...
Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Bananas Foster at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)
— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) July 30, 2026
Endzone @ Giants Stadium.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (0W2r0)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)
I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
I used to like Tom Cruise. Once he HAD to make Jim Phelps the villain, I've never watched the little fruit in anything since.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)
I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...
___________
Wot? Not straight out of the can?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Constantly short on money college me did. They were not good and they sure as hell don't look more appealing on top of a gelatin mold.
Who would even think of making that?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)
Probably in the same place as Anthony Fauci's ethics and sense of shame.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (PV+Zw)
Apparently, having an iron infusion will wear a person out for a couple of days afterward - who knew?
Anyway, it's nice to know why I have been SOOOO exhausted today!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)
There is Iron in your words... oh..... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Then you've never seen a pigs foot suspended in jello. Piet de Jambon or something. Ancien? I dunno. French disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)
I knew someone on that plane.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z)
Same here. Army buddy of mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)
Did you have the little rubber guards?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)
I was inspired by Hector Boardi.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2RJDy)
67 I'm imagining that arachno-bot weaving a baby into swaddling webs, attaching it to a wall, and singing German lullabies to it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)
Plot twist: the lullaby is "Du Hast"
Re-twist: the baby likes it
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)
Did you use sliced bananas and carrots in the jello?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)
Spaghetti-O’s
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)
I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...
___________
Wot? Not straight out of the can?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)
/Raises his nose in a snooty manner...
No... I was Navy, not a Marine...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Tell me you've never been to a nude beach without actually saying you've never been to a nude beach.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 10:19 PM (2M7lc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:19 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
************
My sweet Mama was not a good cook, but even she would not fix that horror. She inherited her talent from her English mother who cooked bland. My brothers would laugh at me if she made meatloaf as I'd hide it the best I could in mashed potatoes. It had the consistency of a sponge and I still haven't figured out how she did that...and don't want to know.
Thankful my father's mother was a fantastic cook of everything as she learned as a day student at a French convent. On the border of MS and LA. I learned there is good food you can make from her: French, Creole, seafood, and she baked. Fantastic.
I left you a note at the cafe about us painting cabinets for one of our bathrooms a couple of years ago. Dark teal...when I saw your kitchen post.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Tell me you've never been to a nude beach without actually saying you've never been to a nude beach.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX)
Nude Beach 1980's? Wowzers...
Nude Beach Now? uh.... no...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Not to mention how many sites wanted to send a text to my old (dead) number for log in verification.
On the upside, a few people I don't ever want to talk to again can no longer call me!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (jhu71)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Dirty Moore beef stew used to be a LOT better than it is now. Dad would always take two slices of bread, lay them on the plate and ladle the stew on top. Salt pepper. Delicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Jr+re)
https://youtu.be/GM1kzbAgo_E
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (2RJDy)
Lace W
@LaceW297666
3h
Replying to @Steve09812
There were actually 5 people that represented Rosie the Riveter. The actual model that was used was Rose Will Monroe: Died May 31, 1997, at age 77; the physical model who starred in the promotional war-bond film and images. Jeanne Gibson that passed today was the last survivo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)
Point taken.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Otto Penn at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (JHVDg)
Posted by: Diogenes
Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)
Add hot sauce and parmesan cheese and they are slightly whelming
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM
Crumble a generous amount of Ritz crackers on top, and eat it in layers with the cracker topping still crisp.
That offsets the gelatinous nature intrinsic to Spaghetti-Os.
It is almost like you people are starting to forget your starving student days.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)
You have good taste in music!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)
Did you have the little rubber guards?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026
---
Yeah, but they didn't survive.
One watch was so neon and Nu Wave that I was told not to wear it in uniform.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QaH55)
Plot twist: the lullaby is "Du Hast"
Re-twist: the baby likes it
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Sy6m/)
Of course the baby is going to like it.
I did hum The Immigrant Song to my grandson while rocking him. Gotta get them appreciating the finer things early in life.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)
Hey there! Haven't seen you in a while. Hope all is well!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)
I survived one summer on mac & cheese and frozen pot pies, alternating. 25 cents each.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (jhu71)
Posted by: caf at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (fawlF)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Joemarine at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Romeo13
I lived on DMBS. Security guard job I had in high school was at Diamond Shamrock Chemicals private hanger at Love Field in Dallas. They had cabinets stocked with that and Hormel Chili. And a fridge full of cokes. We could have what we wanted. Since we couldn't leave, and there weren't many places open in 1981 overnight...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (0W2r0)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)
I don't remember if there were ravioli, but the straight spaghetti with meatballs is good enough. Probably because it's dry. I don't like soupy spaghetti. I don't usually eat it anymore either. Mom ain't around to make it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Otto Penn
I'm pretty sure that when (if?) we get to Heaven, Saint Peter's waiting room has a list on the wall of FAQs.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (and the answer) is certain to be on that list.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Oh Bulg, the different terms are warm and endearing. They inspire memories and invoke feelings. Nonna is typical for Italian families. My French grandmother was Memere. I am Gigi and if you called me grandmother, you would see a side of me one rarely ever sees. Trust this.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (OoFl2)
My life is incomplete.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (NQoRK)
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Mrs. F. makes an awesome salmon dip and uses that mold.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:27 PM (JvZF+)
My starvation food as a single guy was canned chili, fried hot dogs on white bread, and oatmeal.
And on payday, a sixer of Michelob and Taco Bell. Tacos were like 60 cents each back the day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)
We ate a lot of pasta, potatoes, bread and hamburger.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (NQoRK)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)
Just checked it and it works fine for me
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM
Howdy Doof!
Still spending lots of time on the lives of the generation above me, and the generation below me.
Everybody doing fairly well, but it is a lot of work to keep all those plates spinning at the same time without letting any crash to the ground.
Hope everything is going well on your end?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Accomack at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (1Vo6X)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)
This is an ONT, you are going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:31 PM (2RJDy)
Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (jhu71)
A-firm
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (JvZF+)
I left you a note at the cafe about us painting cabinets for one of our bathrooms a couple of years ago. Dark teal...when I saw your kitchen post.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Ohhhhh….sounds very cool! I wonder if I should horde source my decisions. Just repaint the same colors or totally new. I picked the original colors, so it’s not that I don’t like it. And the house is open, so there has to be some connection. But I literally painted every single thing in this house black fox or Greek villa. Nothing else.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (OoFl2)
--------
And presumably, the next 110 hostings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM
Yep.
The Marie Callendar chicken pot pies are surprisingly decent now. When the fridge is empty and you don't have time to run to the store, two piping hot out of the microwave are decent.
Wish they were still 25 cents though.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
All is well here, thanks. My problems are all first world variety.
Will I see you at the ranch this year?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM
I got it to play. Clicked since I hadn't heard that song in a while.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)
Tetons are always stunning....
At least until they sag...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (mP0Kj)
I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but I've never eaten a Spaghetti-O and gelatin mold. And I never will.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM
Old girlfriend was a grad student. She lived on frozen bean burritos. They were like 4 for a dollar or something.
You know, they weren't bad...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:36 PM (QaH55)
Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)
Howdy LS!
So you're saying the Tetons are real and spectacular?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:37 PM (QMAsf)
https://tinyurl.com/4ry7kpwa
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (kpS4V)
I think that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:37 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026
The men in my family are Grandaddy. Because the South. Except my mom’s dad- he was (are you ready?) Bumpa. Because he saw it in a movie, thought it was hysterical, and that was what it would be.
He also had a song and dance he did to get rid of warts (he played the guitar). It was a series of specific circle directions. I wish I could remember the lyrics, but I never had a wart, so it was just my cousins. It worked, though, so…*twilight zone music*.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)
On a clear day you can see them from as far away as Craters of the Moon on the Idaho side. Spectacular.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM
Definitely!
Bride of PI already told me to reserve the dates.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)
Just checked it and it works fine for me
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Must be my VPN or browser (Duck Duck Go.)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: From about That Time at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archer at July 30, 2026 10:41 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 10:42 PM (ZVgZ4)
The older wimmenfolk of our church in my youth frequently made stuff just like that. Even at age 8, I knew better and acted like my plate was full enough for now!
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2026 10:42 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (u/oMr)
Ohhhhh….sounds very cool! I wonder if I should horde source my decisions. Just repaint the same colors or totally new. I picked the original colors, so it’s not that I don’t like it. And the house is open, so there has to be some connection. But I literally painted every single thing in this house black fox or Greek villa. Nothing else.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (OoFl2)
***********
The cabinets were oak from 1994. Shower door a mess, slick tile floors, etc. I wanted dark teal & that's what I got. It looks more like a dresser than vanity, if that makes sense.
We upgraded our bathrooms in FL before we moved, but cream glossy paint(built home for 20yrs) & two different owners have kept the bathrooms as we left them. Same deal: wooden appliques & painted over it all. New light fixures and hardware and done.
Sometimes I miss Florida, mostly my pool. Dang it. I do have mountains now but it's hot & not my favorite time of year.
Miami Vice just started the year we moved (1984) with a newborn and 2yr old. Our Friday night date. Adding '80's music to the show was great.
Foreigner, Waiting for a Girl Like You:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzt393r
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (HlyYF)
The Banquet pot pies are 7oz and passably edible for $1. The Diamond Jim Brady Big Spenders go for the Marie Callender's 10oz or 15oz offerings.
It never hurts to stay in occasional passing contact with your roots.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM
Definitely!
Bride of PI already told me to reserve the dates.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
***********
This is truly excellent news!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)
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Just, walk away Renee
Posted by: The Left Banke at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archer at July 30, 2026 10:41 PM (wvc0i)
***********
I caught that accent and thought of Elmer as well! Saturday cartoons make up most of my brain.
I was wondering if it was fake to throw people off. Who talks like that? Lol.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)
All of these take less than five minutes in the microwave. ( better though to brown the Kevin's beef dishes in a skillet 2 minutes) Add Uncle Ben's microwave rice and you've got a great tasting healthy meal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (JvZF+)
Some of those are better called aspic...
And I'm not talking about a selfie of your ass either...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Steven Tyler at July 30, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)
How bad is the gaslighting by the Leftist press and the "elites" in Europe and the U.S., that supporting policies to protect women from murder makes you Far Right?
No wonder the Democrat party is having trouble finding any "real men" to run as candidates. I thought protecting females was the default position for any manly man.***
(*** I will provide supplemental help to protect the 'ettes that are much better shots than I am.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:46 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (u/oMr)
Mountain Dew looks like a can o' pee...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)
Arse skin for a friend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
https://youtube.com/shorts/LVkyylsSuGc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)
LOL
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)
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Just, walk away Renee
Posted by: The Left Banke at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Walk this way.
Posted by: Aerosmith at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (wVcYX)
For that I'm pretty sure you'll find out hell has a basement.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 10:48 PM (S41Gd)
Arse skin for a friend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
******
You'd probably need testing for antibody match? Dunno. I hope it's not for a face!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:40 PM
I am sorry that was your experience, Bulg. I hope if / when you are a Grandaddy you do the absolute opposite and be fun, and crazy, and someone they know they can go to for hugs. My dad is very close to all of our kids, he texts them all. Same with my step father. Be that guy. It makes a huge difference. My grandsons think I am absolutely nuts in the best way. J, who isn’t their grandfather but is obviously here, plays with them when they visit and always has. Football, soccer, tree forts. Splashing maniacs in pools. Rules? What for?
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Sean Connery at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (2jJtO)
Are you satisfied with the results of the investigation -> Libya?
I think some ppl are convinced Iran was involved.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:50 PM (tcsrY)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:44 PM
Howdy Grateful!
How goes your big project?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
fist bump
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026
Kevin’s are great choices, by the way. Very solid ingredients. I approve. Same with Roli Roti.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Katrina at July 30, 2026 10:53 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026
Kevin’s are great choices, by the way. Very solid ingredients. I approve. Same with Roli Roti.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (Wmg4n)
Making brown rice is easy-peasy...been making it since college. Was one of my staples. Tastes much better than any store-bought premade rice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:54 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Katrina at July 30, 2026 10:56 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)
How goes your big project?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
TRex is around. Why not ask him yourself?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Ricky Nelson at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)
Gene Perret
(I thought it was CS Lewis, but my search engine begs to differ.)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (6YiIr)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Off The Boat at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (OoFl2)
Italians yelling. Could mean anything from being amorous to being murderous, sometimes both at the same time...
Like Hong Kong people speaking Cantonese...always sounds angry to me...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (l3cgK)
I think some ppl are convinced Iran was involved.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:50 PM (tcsrY)
Eh, pretty sure it was Gaddafi's guys carrying it out. Don't know anything about Iran.
I was at school a year or so ahead of Suzanne M. I'd graduated before the bombing. Nice girl. Was sort of interested in her, but never made a move.
Funny. That's two women I know who I might have been with who are dead.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)
https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58
But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Winston Churchill at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: July 30th, 1945 at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)
(perks up)
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
Walk, Don't Run
https://youtu.be/WW21rcHiVU0
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)
but that's 1960's not 1980's...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)
Mountain Dew looks like a can o' pee...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)
But it tastes completely different.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (r7+Q7)
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (JvZF+)
**********
Mine in nursing school:
Cereal, juice and instant coffee poison
Cheeseburger, fries, Coke at student union or hospital
Cheesburger, fries, salad, milk for dinner unless it looked edible. Maybe dessert.
Never gained an ounce. Youth and a lot of walking as I did not own a car (Daddy would not let me take the Impala and it was in his name...it was his last desperate try to keep me from moving).
I had legs of steel and rode busses or got rides with friends or the dude that married me.
I hitchhiked one time and got picked up by an undercover cop in a heavy snowstorm on Thanksgiving at 0615 for work as a nurse tech...I didn't know the busses were not running that day. I was freaked out as he yelled at me for most of the ride, got my MS ID and I thought he'd call my parents.
I said let me out a few blocks from the hospital and I'd walk.No. He drove me to the front door and then I thought he'd march me into the nursing director's office. He said he'd arrest me if he caught me again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:03 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 30, 2026 11:03 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: You Are There at July 30, 2026 11:05 PM (JM9I6)
SHe was purdy
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)
I stayed with him one summer when I was 19 and got to know him a lot better. Now that im older I realize that I like my parents but I wasn’t really like either of them. But damn, I’ve turned into my Grampa, he’s probably looking down from heaven and laughing.
(And I flatter myself I know, he was a tougher guy than I ever was)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (6YiIr)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)
The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18
SHe was purdy
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (/+uur)
One grandson, two granddaughters (one my clone) and a tiny surprise gift from God who will be one next month.
We play hard with them and are thankful we lived long enough to meet them (parents waited 10yrs). Son in FL and DIL are trying after a miscarriage in May which tore their and my heart to pieces.
The 5yr old granddaughter even has my laugh. It is very weird after my all male world all of my life to meet my twin.
Well, it's been a long day so good night, y'all. XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (hzuYO)
How goes your big project?
********
It goes extremely well...We can show you in Oct....
Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:10 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
This is amazing and would make a great commercial.
Posted by: Mad Avenue at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:10 PM
Nice!
Bride of PI will have a nearly endless capacity to look at photos with you, I suspect.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (HlyYF)
The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18
-
Any relation to AOC?
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 30, 2026 11:12 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2026 11:12 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 11:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
**************
Photos should be available, as well as drawings
Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:14 PM (XfIK1)
Grandson came down before the curtain went up on the 5th grade TX history play to tell his SRT* grandfather that they would be having some fun with the facts. "Like a farce- okay, G-Daddy?"
I chewed the inside of my cheek raw over that...
* Sons of the Republic of Texas
Posted by: sal at July 30, 2026 11:15 PM (f+FmA)
It turns out DPR is the District of Columbia’s Department of Parks and Recreation. The teens I spoke to that night said they were there for the government-organized event.
The streets were purdy
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rex B at July 30, 2026 11:16 PM (R0XxO)
Road trip tomorrow to Lawrence with youngest daughter to see her new digs as she switches colleges this fall, and then on to KC to see daughter #1 and grandson #1.
Fortunately for me, he thinks people with loud, booming voices are hilarious.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 11:16 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
This is amazing and would make a great commercial.
Posted by: Mad Avenue at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (JM9I6)
Chef Boyardee might be interested in hearing about the life-saving properties of their products. Think of the endorsement and promotion opportunities. Might even be a lifetime supply in it for the Captain.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 11:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
First grand coined Papa for me and called grandma grandma. Second, Papa was his first word and grandma came out as Gaga. So we are Gaga and Papa.
Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (0kNpG)
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder
Posted by: San Franpsycho
......
Do you still have a gall bladder?
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++)
___________________
Always like Marc Cohn. He's a badass, that doesn't look like a bad ass. He was on tour with Suzanne Vega in 2005 and got carjacked in Denver. He was shot in the head, and bullet lodged just above his eye. They removed it, and he walked out of the hospital 8 hours later. Badass. With a couple good songs and a Grammy.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 11:20 PM (dIske)
Little boy Blew
He needed the moneu
OOOOWWWW
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:21 PM (/+uur)
My parents were awesome, though, so I don’t miss their parents.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+)
The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18
Wha ha happen wuz
I am 66 and have yet to have an 18 YO found dead in my house.
I am so lucky
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:23 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (oq9dX)
====
*checks belly*
What's this scar?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rex B at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)
That's not unusual...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2026 11:26 PM (0kNpG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:26 PM (JvZF+)
Here's one for Franp: Chef Boy Ardee > Shrimp Boy Chow
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (DZ9Lv)
@SenatorDurbin
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)
I am so lucky
Posted by: r hennigantx
Usually, the roles are reversed.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (DZ9Lv)
My grands from Wales were Nana and Grampy
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)
Virus Lives Matter?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)
Is damaging a Flock camera a case of FLOCKulation?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)
kiwl we wabbit
kiwl we wabbit
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)
Virus Lives Matter?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (qx7Zg)
You gotta kill humanity in order to save it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (l3cgK)
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Posted by: Piper
The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (DZ9Lv)
wu haq happend wuz
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (uUaEV)
Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 11:33 PM (/QHx4)
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Posted by: Piper
The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)
Well, I say Hey, What's going on.
Posted by: 4 Non Blondes at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (JvZF+)
Does anyone have a count for the number of times "witnesses" have pleaded the 5th before Congress?
ChatGPT says Alger Hiss did, 7 times; Oliver North, at last 40 times.
But Tony Fauci ... 100? What major, international, world-wide, James-Bond-super-arch-villain-grade Do-er of Evil could he be protecting?
Congress really needs to investigate this.
Posted by: Arbalest at July 30, 2026 11:35 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: The Police at July 30, 2026 11:36 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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Check the wing for gremlins.
Also, under the seat for snakes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)
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The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Mister JONES at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (vDZgA)
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:38 PM (oq9dX)
Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish
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So... the Uh-Oh NT edition.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (gsBYv)
Who purchased his votes from the turbaned
With head full of feces
His despicable species
Adore Fauci and Communist vermin.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (uUaEV)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (uUaEV)
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It must stink real bad in there!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:40 PM (gsBYv)
Also, under the seat for snakes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)
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I am sick and tired of these muthaf...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:41 PM (uUaEV)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (DZ9Lv)
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There's a double entendre knock-knock joke in here somewhere.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:42 PM (gsBYv)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
......
Be sure to put your shoes back on before using the lavatory.
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:43 PM (oq9dX)
Worst Song Ever nominees:
Hotel California
Angie (Rolling Stones)
Piano Man
anything by Rush, Journey, Supertramp, etc
Hey Jude
Imagine
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (XeU6L)
It must stink real bad in there!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:40 PM (gsBYv)
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Let me rephrase.... greetings from 122 assholes aboard flight 86-69, Morons!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:45 PM (uUaEV)
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Last I heard he was in a card game with Amelia Earhart, Elvis, and DB Cooper. Haven't seen any of them this week however.
Posted by: scampydog at July 30, 2026 11:45 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Lou Reed at July 30, 2026 11:46 PM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:47 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:47 PM (uUaEV)
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Speaking of DB Cooper. Haven't seen him here for a while. Isn't he fire-fighter tanker pilot???
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (ZVgZ4)
It might make a difference between nautical miles, statute miles, and international miles. I wish they'd been more specific.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
It is what it is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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They were going to dump him in right field for the final joke but decided if they did that he would get them for sure. He's out in left field.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (hPgrk)
Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)
Pete Bootygag is a con-o-sewer of disgusting rings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:51 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)
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Sometimes When We Touch (Dan Hill)
Christmas Shoes (Some Lunkhead)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2026 11:51 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:52 PM (/+uur)
Sure enough. It is not on the Iberian Peninsula.
Will Spain ask NATO for help? LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)
Spain needs another Franco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)
Looks at satellite picture of Hispanolia
hahahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:52 PM (/+uur)
Right? Amazing that life can sustain itself with a single digit IQ.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (S41Gd)
I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)
I didn't know that either. There's a long history there.
It's an enclave, or better an exclave I think. And Spain isn't going to defend it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)
At this point they need frigging Vlad Tepes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S41Gd)
cousin dating hahahah
new joke
cousin fucking hahahaha
present joke
children with cousin WTFO
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)
Well if you're gonna lie, lie big.
But I can see why they are worried some "extremists" might be eyeing their party. Imagine what an "extremist" might sound like if they every got this kind of platform? Why I could easily see one of those up and coming "extremists" talking about Dr. Death as if he was some kind of folksy high IQ superhero.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:58 PM (vE0+H)
I can't imagine except it would not happen in this country, thank God.
Found nothing in the NY Post, UK DM but this is from Hungary
https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)
Spain needs another El Cid.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (GjvxI)
Look upon my lyrics and despair!
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills we used to climb
Were just seasons out of time
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (6YiIr)
Posted by: Mike Hamme
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Have not seen DB in a while either.
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (41CYW)
I read that the house Pressley's husband owned was a duplex they rented out. It might have nothing to do with them.
I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)
I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)
AnteBellum Clue
dead niggress mistress
in the parlor
with hands
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S41Gd)
They need El Seed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (6YiIr)
Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...
Posted by: Romeo13
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Aksuually...
Mix a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew with a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli in a pot, heat it up and it ain't bad.
The kids loved it, which was my excuse for asking my wife to make it when we were car camping.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (RIlaO)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 12:02 AM (uUaEV)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (/+uur)
What are the chances it has nothing to do with them? I'd put it at 2.5%. 39 times out of 40, the corrupt vile narcissist anti-human politicians had their fingers in the murder pie.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (vE0+H)
Mr. TiFW is GooGone; I am Granny T. If DD#3 has children, we may be called something different by them 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 12:04 AM (SRRAx)
@elonmusk
4m
Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy
X:https://tinyurl.com/3e3s4f5a
xcancel: https://tinyurl.com/msbcr6y6
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:05 AM (hPgrk)
Mix a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew with a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli in a pot, heat it up and it ain't bad.
The kids loved it, which was my excuse for asking my wife to make it when we were car camping.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (RIlaO)
Ohh, That’s Not Right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 12:06 AM (6YiIr)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (oq9dX)
Talarico's advantage in the race grows to 6 points among both extremely motivated and extremely interested voters (53% vs. 47% in each group).
He texted the trans childrens at night
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (hPgrk)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2026 12:10 AM (XOG/m)
Uh-oh.
https://youtu.be/fxjs4aA5cBQ
G'nite, y'all.💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - stronger than dirt at July 31, 2026 12:12 AM (/YSzp)
I consume his canned ravioli in his honor, con rispetto
Posted by: Miklos is becoming a happy child again at July 31, 2026 12:13 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2026 12:13 AM (726Am)
How about "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
West Virginia says to Maine, "y'all have room for improvement."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (/eAef)
I know about public easements, but did they PAY the property owner? That is NOT City Property, it belongs to a private company.
And someone putting a camera onto MY private property? Yeah... non starter.
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm not sure what you're asking, but there was a lot of legal brouhaha over whether the city could approve attaching cable to to telephone and electric utility poles. The answer was yes. There were payments, etc, but the gist is that the city can define a "public utility" pretty broadly. If the pole in question is on a public utility easement, the city CAN approve any damned thing they want by defining it right.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (RIlaO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)
He flies the spotter plane, usually a light twin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: El Mikloso at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (hPgrk)
Cook a stick or two of store chorizo (the type that kinda turns almost to liquid when cooked), use a potato masher to mash a can or two of refried beans into it in the skillet until it's nice and well mixed...eat with corn tortillas.
Posted by: 4 Non Blondes at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (BW+Gb)
RFK Jr has launched a cooking show on Youtube.
He says the government has lied to us about
protein causing heart attacks and there is no science that supports that.
Interesting article at Daily Mail about it.
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Otter spotter plane is...different
Posted by: Bonjour de KRVS at July 31, 2026 12:17 AM (XOG/m)
I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)
Given that they are Democrats, there is surely some wickedness on their part, even if no more than failing to vet tenant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:19 AM (1z8ji)
I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)
AnteBellum Clue
dead niggress mistress
in the parlor
with hands
Posted by: r hennigantx
Yea, but whose mistress? The husband or the wife? Or both and the girl was going to go public unless $$$ was handed over. Blackmail can kill you. Remember the times. This is all very plausible.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:19 AM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 12:02 AM (uUaEV)
Not so bad if you change the words
We had joy we had fun
hunting communists with guns
etc etc
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 12:20 AM (S41Gd)
Lots of songs about walking apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (BW+Gb)
Also, a song by Pantera.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2026 12:20 AM (+6sk/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (/+uur)
Terry Jacks. met him once, decades ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)
How about "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
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Libby, Libby, Libby On the label, label, label.
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:21 AM (41CYW)
1970's "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith (yeah, not 1980's)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2026 12:22 AM (l3cgK)
Elon Musk@elonmusk 47m
Hmm
Nate Friedman
https://tinyurl.com/8j9v9nk9
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:22 AM (hPgrk)
I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.
Posted by: four seasons
Those who have never had a murder in a rental property may cast the first stone
Posted by: Miklos goes full Ernest T. Bass at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician
He cares about his bank accounts, not his patients. Of which he has none because he's just a bureaucrat.
a brilliant scientist
His brilliance has nothing to do with science, it has to do with his bureaucrat job.
an extraordinary public servant
Who else tortured and killed that many Americans? Totally extraordinary work, there!
a humanitarian
.....I actually didn't know he ate people, but I'm not surprised.
& a patriot
.....for China.
whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx
.....the lives of virii, sand flies, and several other plagues upon humanity.
Posted by: fisked for accuracy by mikeski at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (VHUov)
I didn't know that either. There's a long history there.
It's an enclave, or better an exclave I think. And Spain isn't going to defend it.
Posted by: publius
So, basically Morocco has invaded a NATO country and NOBODY is going to do a damn thing about it. The Camp of the Saints as a how-too guide.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (BW+Gb)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (/eAef)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
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Libby, Libby, Libby On the label, label, label.
Posted by: scampydog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-JPCXHQFg
Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow at July 31, 2026 12:25 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: the beagles at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow
That was awesome. Murica' at its bestest.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (/eAef)
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)
If you rent to hood rats, they will bring hood rats home. The guy's an ex-con. Do you think he's going to rent to Mormons and seminary students?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:29 AM (1z8ji)
He says the government has lied to us about
protein causing heart attacks and there is no science that supports that.
Interesting article at Daily Mail about it.
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)
When I had bypass surgery the hospital was bringing me steak dinners. Really good ones too. I asked them, is this normal? I thought red meat was a nooo nooo. They said no you need protein, beef is good. The surgeon said I don't care how much red meat you have, but you can't smoke anymore. I figured ok. on the way home from the hospital I stopped an Mcdonalds and had a 1/4 pounder. The cardiologist freaked when I told him. See that shit? Mixed signals, nobody can get their shit straight. Now they can kiss my ass, because I went carnivore and the sugar they all bitched at dropped like a lead balloon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 12:31 AM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow
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Lol. Perfect.
Here is the Libby commercial. https://tinyurl.com/5cth78ye
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:32 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Hoffa disappeared, had a bit of cosmetic surgery, and came back as DB Cooper to throw everybody off the trail.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 12:33 AM (DZ9Lv)
Gramma Corthell and Grandpa Corthell.
Not sure what the other names even mean.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2026 12:36 AM (l2EPa)
I think that the dead body was a warning to Mr. Harris/Pressley about the two million dollar state contract he and a buddy secured. This story is a liability for Maura Healey's re-election campaign.
Posted by: Lou Reed at July 31, 2026 12:37 AM (ibDUx)
Saga - Cat Walk (1983)
https://youtu.be/En8MvOrSKX4
Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 12:38 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 12:39 AM (GjvxI)
you’ve got a roller skate key.…”
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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you've got a brand new key...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)
i'm hittin' it...
Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 12:41 AM (Bep7s)
Before I moved to PR I needed to make as much money as I could so I took a 2nd job doing an overnight shift doing the real cleaning at a McDonald's. This is back when they had no shit guys from the company who would come do white glove inspections.
My cleaning partner was an ex-con drug addict with a high twitch factor. He didn't do much work but he scared me enough at first I did enough for both of us just so I didn't have to interact with him.
For some reason he decided not to kill me after a week and we had an ok working relationship after that. I wouldn't rent him a paper cup much less a property. I met some of his friends. There are some seriously messed up people here already, we don't need to import more.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 12:45 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2026 12:46 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)
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For Melanie that was a lot less macabre than bleeding inside each other's wounds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 12:47 AM (u/oMr)
Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)
If you rent to hood rats, they will bring hood rats home. The guy's an ex-con. Do you think he's going to rent to Mormons and seminary students?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Once upon a time I managed 200 Section 8/Low Income/Ghetto Rat/Illegal Aliens apartments as a bridge gig for a couple years until I could retire. I had to carry bear spray and a firearm which sort of ruined everything. One of my "tenets" managed to get out of prison after spending decades there. Surprise ending: He ended back in prison for murdering a drug dealer by shooting him in the face while robbing him. Then there were the endless rent collection issues, evictions, bedbugs, people flooding their apartments, failed plumbing, rats, the mental illnesses, the random gun fights, people overdosing on the properties, and random sex acts in the laundry rooms. This list is not exhaustive. Everybody should have this experience as it makes you appreciate normal things.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:49 AM (/eAef)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I learned to dance from Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Same way Fred Sanford learned how to threaten a punch
Posted by: Miklos cannot be the only one to have noticed this at July 31, 2026 12:49 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (BW+Gb
**********
I got caught up in a video of an American interviewing Spanish people in Barcelona. In part of the city feral black barbarians were peeing in the street and heard he was American and chased him off.
He went to a more refined area and of all the people he spoke to one man was normal thinking of what was coming. The rest were kumbaya.
It is definately a political ploy by Sanchez for election. They admit it. There was a man from Morocco (I think) who spoke English well. Of the 40 people in line only 4 were not islamic. He said free healthcare, free everything (have we heard this before with illegals here, especially in blue states?). One old dame with a Keffiyeh scarf said the last stabbing was isolated due to mental illness.
Well, lady, seeing as they seem mental with low IQ's, good luck.
It was depressing to me. 500k were already given immunity, so what's 10k more?
Spain will not fight this til, maybe, like where they are now, they invade homes and rape/kill.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:50 AM (hzuYO)
Exactly what is Spain's military doing now that they're deployed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)
It was mentioned by this American's translator that there is a plan for an islamic political party. There is already one in Belgium.
Without a shot fired in a war these two countries are gone.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I got plenty, if you ever need
Posted by: Not in any way, shape, or form Miklos at July 31, 2026 12:52 AM (XOG/m)
Exactly what is Spain's military doing now that they're deployed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)
Last I heard: watching the invaders arrive.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:52 AM (hzuYO)
Jail. Straight to jail.
https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 12:53 AM (O7YUW)
Try walking on the moon!
Posted by: The Police at July 30, 2026 11:36 PM (R0XxO)
Pfft! Easy peasy, next to walkin' on the sun.
Posted by: Smash Mouth at July 31, 2026 12:54 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)
What they need to do is stage a coup. Hang the PM, and his cabinet, then start killing migrants. The ones not killed will leave, pronto.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:55 AM (1z8ji)
Always the Capital City of petty crime-snatch and grab, but no violence
Was almost impossible for an American to get a work/residence visa
Now millions are encouraged to come, but none Americans or Europeans
Unsafe
Odd how my former client company there has left BCN
Posted by: Miklos does regret what others have done at July 31, 2026 12:58 AM (XOG/m)
I think your number are low. Sanchez gave amnesty to over 1 million. And just today the number of illegals entering Spain are reported to be closer to 100k.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 12:59 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)
You remember it better than me…is that good?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:00 AM (GjvxI)
You remember it better than me…is that good?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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The tune helps it along for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:02 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The PM's wife is under criminal charges
Posted by: Miklos appends at July 31, 2026 01:02 AM (XOG/m)
watching the invaders arrive.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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That's what I figured. I think the next step is, they clean their latrines.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:03 AM (mmrXZ)
― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:03 AM (GjvxI)
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Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2026 01:04 AM (OygQN)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at July 31, 2026 01:05 AM (XOG/m)
just today the number of illegals entering Spain are reported to be closer to 100k.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I keep seeing 5,000. Where'd you get the 100k? That's a hellacious number for one day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (GjvxI)
Posted by: PabloD
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To hell with Roberts and his rules. AOP for ruling Canada.
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Oysters taste like the mud they grew in and have the consistency of late stage cold lougie.
I like liverwurst and braunschweiger, which is almost a pate.
Everybody likes jello, in one flavor or another.
But gefilte fish is an acquired taste.
Which leads me to a story:
A lunch out with cow-orkers in the Bay Area - damn! nearly 50 years ago - at a good Chinese restaurant. One is first-gen Chinese, and he's sitting next to me. The waiter is taking orders, and he orders something called Beef with Bitter Melon. I say, "I've never had that, I'll try it." He stops the waiter, assures me I won't like it, and tells me to order something else - he'll give me a taste so I can try it.
The food arrives and the vegetable on his plate is trefoil-shaped, half dollar size with seeds visible. I pick up.one and stick it in my mouth.
"Gaaahhh!" I spit it out and say, "How can you eat this?"
His reply, "It's an acquired taste."
"How in hell do you acquire a taste for this?"
"Simple. Your parents beat you for not eating."
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:11 AM (RIlaO)
Been watching various reports on X all day. They aren't just coming from the sea.
It really doesn't matter the exact number. If you watch the videos being posted the cops not only aren't trying to stop them, they are opening gates when they aren't standing back and watching.
Kind of like the southwest border under Biden and how many millions poured in then?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 01:12 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:12 AM (GjvxI)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
Of course it was. They had waffles.
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:19 AM (GjvxI)
I think a Franco is more possible than an el Cid. Is the army up to it or is it woke, too?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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A disgusted general overthrows a European government. Now I'm getting excited.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:21 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2026 01:24 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
This assumes the Europe has armies.
Other than Poland, they don't.
Posted by: Mikloszczewszczski at July 31, 2026 01:25 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Insensitive Clod at July 31, 2026 01:27 AM (oenuC)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:19 AM (GjvxI)
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Miserable, fat Belgian bastards
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:29 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Miklos hasn'r the faintest clue why at July 31, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Axeman
I read that with a British accent
Posted by: Miklos hasn'r the faintest clue why at July 31, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)
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Did it sound like Michael Palin?
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:32 AM (Fi81e)
This is a news agency from Hungary. There is NOTHING to be found in the UK DM nor NY Post tonight. That's where I got the numbers. I have no idea, and maybe no one does. They could be continuing to come in waves. Spain does not care based on the sample of people in Barcelona.
The fact that two EU countries are having Islamic politicial parties is a knife to their culture, religion and freedom. Belgium and Spain are gone.
Italy seems riled up today and good for them. They should be before the Vatican is a mosque.
I only care because someday my grandchildren may have to deal with this. I pray they never have to practice their faith in hiding as those in Iran.
Me? If they tell me to convert or die I think you know which I will choose as I am unafraid of dying and I will never deny Christ.
I am more afraid of what is to come for my beloved grands if this ever happens here.
The rational side of my brain tells me it won't due to guns and or military. And, please, God, let the GOP win in November and in 2028.
https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Insensitive Clod at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (oenuC)
Posted by: Bulg
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Then you feed 'em lots of sugar and send them home.
It's called "revenge". 😁
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (RIlaO)
It's called "revenge". 😁
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (RIlaO)
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Most desserts are served cold.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:36 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:39 AM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:41 AM (Fi81e)
https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Dear Lady-
These people are propaganda bots
I set up and ran the first international news service in English in Hungary in 1991.
Do not trust all content, even if if sounds half-right.
Posted by: Miklos merely states facts and encourages skepticism at July 31, 2026 01:43 AM (XOG/m)
Posted by: Axeman
Hey-
We bought/stole Monaco fair and square
Posted by: the Grimaldis at July 31, 2026 01:44 AM (XOG/m)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:39 AM (Fi81e)
Freedonia!!! land of the FREEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 31, 2026 01:48 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Moe at July 31, 2026 01:57 AM (XOG/m)
Do not trust all content, even if if sounds half-right.
Posted by: Miklos merely states facts and encourages skepticism at July 31, 2026 01:43 AM (XOG/m)
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I'm ready for bed but found this depressing. Especially the interview with an American guy in Barcelona. I think Elon linked it and I read it altho I don't have X. They are clueless as to what is happening.
ONE man knows what's happening. I was shocked. Have never wanted to go to Spain and that's fine, as I've seen all I want of Europe with the exception of Poland and Croatia.
They are all brainwashed libtards in the affluent areas. I don't know how far away are the blacks without shirts chasing off white people and peeing on walls.
They are actively seeking their own Islamic political party. I learned tonight that Belgium already has one.
I am a very optimistic person so I am possibly simply tired. The sheep do not know what is coming, and by the time they know it will be too late.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 02:09 AM (hzuYO)
Tried them a few years back.
They taste similar to how they did back in the day but not quite the same, more of a processed flavor like just about everything these days.
They are also smaller than they used to be, with much, much, less of whatever passes for “meat” inside them. The raviolis in the 80s were thicker and filled with ground beef.
They also make a “Cheese” stuffed ravioli now which I found to be revolting.
Spaghetti-Os were never my fav so I won’t even bother trying them now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 02:15 AM (6ydKt)
Th. morning:
The govt first announced that the constitution and laws of Spain forbid the govt from declaring an emergency and sending in troops.
Th. afternoon:
Spain declared an emergency and sent in troops.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:22 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 02:29 AM (6ydKt)
As Victor Davis Hanson noted in an article today (Th.), the Ceuta immigrants are overwhelmingly young men of military age.
Italian PM Georgia Meloni has broached the idea of kicking Spain out of the Schengen Agreement, which allows for unfettered travel among EU nations.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:51 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2026 02:59 AM (YSQQv)
As Victor Davis Hanson noted in an article today (Th.), the Ceuta immigrants are overwhelmingly young men of military age.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:51 AM (RCjYY)
Logically, the next step is for Pres. Sanchez to issue each invader a Birthrate Booster Kit of handcuffs and lube. (That's not entirely a joke, given how demonic Europe's Ruling Class and Clerisy are.)
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Skip, I'm not sure you understand how this is supposed to work.
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My OS and browser want to reboot every two days to update and it pisses me off because I have log on again on multiple applications.
These contraptions are taking over and ruling our lives.
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Years later I offerd to make spaghetti for the then girlfiend and have not been asked to make anything since.
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I don't really sleep either.
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