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"Apocalypse:" Invasion of Africans, Some Prisoners Wanted for Murder, Set Fire to Cars, Loot Stores, and Use the Streets as an Open-Air Shithouse as the Left Executs Its Plan to Replace Native Populations with Pro-Communist Third Worlders

NY Post:


An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, prompting Spain to deploy its military -- as locals liken the invasion to an "apocalypse."

Harrowing local media reports reveal residents and business owners in Ceuta -- a Spanish territory located on the north African coast -- are terrified to open their doors amid the rush of migrants, many of whom arrived wearing nothing but swimwear without a penny or possession to their name.

"Businesses closed. Shops shut because if you open a business, it gets overrun ... We're scared. The streets are packed. There are no measures in place. It's every man for himself. They're not giving us any help," a terrified downtown restaurant owner who didn't want to give their name told state-owned Spanish media outlet RTVE.

This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay:


The shocking surge comes after a ruling by Spain's Supreme Court earlier this month, which said migrants intercepted at sea while attempting to reach Ceuta or Melilla, another Spanish autonomous city in northern Morocco, cannot be kicked out under the enclaves' special border-rejection regime.

"It has been a slow trickle since the Supreme Court's ruling, but today has been an explosion," a spokesperson for Spain's Guardia Civil police told Reuters on Thursday.

Spain's Interior Ministry estimated Friday that around 49,000 people had crossed by sea and land from Morocco over the past 24 hours -- a sea of humanity representing nearly 60% of Ceuta's population of 85,000.

RTVE broadcast images of burned cars on the Moroccan side of the border after reported clashes.

Meanwhile, the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country -- said it deployed 200 specialized police officers and 60 troops from the mainland to assist Ceuta's own forces.

260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd. This is the Biden Maneuver, where he deploys workers not to stop the invasion but to "process" their fake asylum claims and fix them up with the paperwork to stay for ten years.

However, the reinforcements were powerless in the face of such a massive migrant deluge, which consisted mostly of military-age men.

"It's like an apocalypse. Waves of people everywhere. You can see as many people wandering around as you want," José Carlos Lara, owner of a sign-making business just over the border, told RTVE.

He said local authorities have "no capacity" to deal with the chaos, and that the new arrivals are already sleeping in the streets and washing themselves in public fountains.

A video shared on X by David Santos, director of right-leaning Spanish media outlet La Bandera, shows a migrant defecating on the side of a building in broad daylight.

Lara added that other business owners -- particularly food stores -- have shut their doors in a panic, fearing widespread looting.


This is not an accident. This is the plan.

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Two days ago, the King of Morocco released 1,789 prisoners.

King Mohammed VI granted a royal pardon to 1,788 people to mark the July 2026 Throne Day celebrations, with the Ministry of Justice releasing 1,679 inmates through sentence remissions, term reductions, or commutations.

Throne Day Royal Pardons

Total beneficiaries: 1,788 individuals were pardoned, including 1,679 current inmates and 109 people who were not in detention.

Releases and reductions: 9 inmates received full pardons for the remainder of their sentences, while 1,668 had their prison terms reduced....

Non-detention cases: For individuals not behind bars, pardons covered outstanding fines, prison terms, or both. Details are reported by Middle East Online.

This "migrant," fleeing Morocco because he's accused of murder, seems to have decided Spain will be his new home:


Brandon Gill says this is the direct and intended result of amnesty:

"Spain's socialist Prime Minister announced he would be giving amnesty to millions of illegal aliens. Now, his country is being invaded by hordes of military aged men from Africa," Gill posted on X. "Because that's what happens every single time a politician offers amnesty."

Once in you're in Europe, you can go anywhere in Europe, because the Schengen treaty dissolves all borders within Europe.

This means that the Spanish socialists will not just turn their own country into a third-world shithole, but all of Europe.

Some European leaders want to suspend Spain's membership in the Schengen agreement, at least until they stop trying to flood Europe with third-worlders:

Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

🇫🇮🇪🇸 Ministers in Finland's government are backing Italian PM Giorgia Meloni's threat to SUSPEND the Schengen Agreement with Spain.

It comes after the unprecedented wave of migrants that poured into the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, yesterday.

Mari Rantanen and Riikka Purra said member states that do not adequately guard the external border to the EU should lose their place in the passport-free zone.

Meloni says stronger measures are needed, as arrivals in Spain continue to rise, and its government JUST granted legal status and work permits to around 500,000 undocumented migrants...

Other EU countries are fearful of "secondary movement" (migrants informally overstaying in other EU countries).

Source: Brussels Signal / Writer: Michael

I do not envision that happening. The EU bureaucracy is as globalist/socialist/third-worldist as any collection of criminals and sex-pests on the planet.

Don't worry, though: Spain's socialist president will put up some buoys.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




Comments

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1 Disaster

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)

2 1

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (5rh/l)

3 not

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (5rh/l)

4 Get some more Dems in the govt and watch it come here too...

Posted by: Inogame at July 31, 2026 12:11 PM (53oGX)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

6 Civilizational suicide in real time. Exciting, especially for the people living there.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)

7 Ah, the warm embrace of collectivism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

8 Camp of the Saints come to life.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (sFNX2)

9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (qBdHI)

10 The Camp of the Saints is racist.
Also prophesy.

Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

11 As Laura Ingraham noted yesterday, this is what America will look like if another AutoPen Empire Communist Puppet is installed in The White House in 2029.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (YDC8i)

12 They have no home to crap in so they crap in the streets. 49000 craps a day.
But starvation means less crapping so there's that.
Do not feed them. Most will leave. The rest will need leadicillan injections.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (UzcVF)

13 The obvious solution is bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

And one length of rope with the PM's neck size at the end.

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (H4qGm)

14 The bottom line - White people cannot have nice things.

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

15 Butt buoys

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (Uqkzt)

16 >>An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta

The indigenous population is 83k people, so that's adding 60pct overnight.

That's a BIIIIIGGGG, problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (XV/Pl)

17 Sánchez’s plan is to funnel these invaders to the rest of Europe thanks to lax Schengen border controls.

Posted by: RS at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (GYx3d)

18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

19 14 The bottom line - White people cannot have nice things.

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

Not unless they fight for them

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

20 This is what happens to us on January 20, 2029, if the Democrats return to power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (aD4fx)

21 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

22 Ah, the warm embrace of collectivism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

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It always ends in hell. Literally ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (YDC8i)

23 many of whom arrived wearing nothing but swimwear without a penny or possession to their name.
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Is next: svimvear.

Very nice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (amcLV)

24 I saw the Spanish opposition leader posted something about how this is wrong and illegals and blah blah

Sorry guy when your country is being invaded it is not time for a strongly worded letter.

You need people with guns to remove the invaders and their domestic allies

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)

25 Imagine if some "extremists" got in power here. They might open up the borders, invite millions in, burn business down, steal elections, arrest and jail people who disagree, etc.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (p/31p)

26 9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (qBdHI)


The open front door.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (WkL+O)

27 In a more civilized age, this would be considered an ACT OF WAR and dealt with by the full mobilization of the Spanish military to repel invaders.

We do not live in that age.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (FZ29D)

28 16 >>An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta


They just want a better life for their Families which they
seem to have forgotten to bring with them...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (FtULh)

29 Spain; the streets of Barcelona:

https://tinyurl.com/8j9v9nk9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (AJWch)

30 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (W90Ou)

31 The Spanish have held Ceuta for longer than the Turks have held Constantinople.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (aD4fx)

32 Have they reached Madrid?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (2Ez/1)

33 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.


The left tells me that nothing is off limits to stop colonization so...have at it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

34 But Spain was so happy that they were replacing those awful pale skinned people. I can't understand what the distress was all about.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (RjOoY)

35 >>> 21 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

Harsh but fair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

"all" includes the gubmint filth who invited and assisted the invaders, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (vDZgA)

36 Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy

X: _ https://tinyurl.com/3e3s4f5a

xcancel: _ https://tinyurl.com/msbcr6y6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (AJWch)

37 Time to reanimate Franco's corpse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (1z8ji)

38 >>Harsh but fair.

This is kindness.

I would get Harsh when I finished with the invaders and started in on their Sympathizers in the Government.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (zGzrB)

39 Francisco Franco, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: RS at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (GYx3d)

40 Didn't Spain vote for this????

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (VCgbV)

41 Spain's verision of "one riot one ranger" -- one invasion 200 facillitators.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (bX16E)

42 Fake news. Muslims bathing. Yeah, right. That's what horrifying cologne that smells like cheap soap dissolved in lightweight solvents is for. Put a few buckets of that around and they'll stay out of the fountains.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (BI5O2)

43 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean Morocco.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)
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Dump their remains on the Moroccan side of the border as a warning to anyone else who tries to cross the border.

Or mount them on stakes every 50-100 paces along the border, as tradition decrees.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)

44 "all" includes the gubmint filth who invited and assisted the invaders, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Along with their families, yes.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (RjOoY)

45 >>> 40 Didn't Spain vote for this????
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (VCgbV)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (vDZgA)

46 who will be the next Charlemagne?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

47 Last time I was in Europe I was amazed by two things:

1) There is graffiti everywhere

2) Most of the women pushing baby carriages were in a hijab or clearly immigrants from south eastern Europe.

And the funny part is there are native born European women...you can see them jogging or biking in spandex shorts...but they don't have kids

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

48 Crabs gotta eat...same as worms.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (zGzrB)

49 “Diversity is our strength”

Not you, your people, or your Nation. Now maybe some will be able to figure out what they really meant by that. “Our” Democracy is the same sleight of hand.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (zjsYi)

50 They will go to France and the French will help them cross the channel(the UK government could easily stop this but does not want to)

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (YwEeS)

51
I keep wondering which country is going to be the first to have a popular uprising and acquaint their entire gov't with lampposts.

I thought Old Blighty but, that's just not done, old boy.

So, Spain jumps to the front of that line. The deadline for such action to be effective is like last week, buuuut we'll see. Weirdly, a significant portion of the West is perfectly happy to go low-trust, 3rd World shithole.

Farewell and ado, you fair Spanish ladies...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

52 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (W90Ou)

A garrotte, I believe. Condemned were slowly strangled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)

53 Franco prevented socialism/communism from taking root in Spain, only to have it fall to POUM fifty years later.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (amcLV)

54 Something odd about these pics and vids.

Migrants without backpacks? Most in the pics are barely even clothed. It's like they got up one morning and just decided to go to Ceuta without any planning or preparation.

Some don't even look Moroccan to me.

Something else is going on. The Blade speculated yesterday that these are probably Morocco's criminals, sex pests, and undesirables that the country deliberately expelled.

Like Castro did for decades, sending all the Cuban criminals to USA. I think the same thing is going on here.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

55 Video here that shows a bit of the scale of the invasion:
http://tiny.cc/74p7101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

56 This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay:

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* in best Rod Serling voice *

Imagine if you will: a journey into a dystopian land whose boundaries are that of imagination.

Now imagine a Supreme Court comprised of 85 Affirmative-Action Jumanji-Brown-Jacksons ... AKA "nightmare fuel."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (YDC8i)

57 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (vDZgA)

58 “Diversity is our strength”

If you actually break down what this means it is enlightening.

What do Muslims bring to Europe culturally? Honor killings, killing infidels, raping un-burka'd women and so on.

This is the diversity they are bringing in.

I guess looking on the bright side here in the US our new "diversity" really just wants to get on welfare and get fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

59 World War Z, without the virus, but almost as deadly.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (vbXSk)

60 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

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I've wondered 1000x what the tipping point is for these European countries' populations whose leaders are allowing these ghastly invasions to literally overrun them. Is there a tipping point? This is horrifying.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

61 Socialism always goes in this direction. They revel in bringing in as many brown and impoverished people as possible.

What's sad is we came within a whisker of this being the default policy of the US. The next Dem president will let a few more million in.

Posted by: Sharpie at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (bBzyz)

62 But it definitely not an invasion of military after illegal immigrants that is facilitated by Europe’s elitists.

Time to cut the problem off at the source, the government elitists. I’m not saying hang them all. Flaying and disemboweling are acceptable too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (xvV+O)

63 >>Migrants without backpacks? Most in the pics are barely even clothed. It's like they got up one morning and just decided to go to Ceuta without any planning or preparation.


They were trucked there. They are, indeed, of the Criminal and Undesirable Classes.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (zGzrB)

64 A garrotte, I believe. Condemned were slowly strangled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)
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Until the screw broke their necks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (amcLV)

65 Or mount them on stakes every 50-100 paces along the border, as tradition decrees.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)

makes for very pretty roadside decorations

Posted by: Vlad at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (nXhwP)

66 We're off on the Road to Morocco....

Posted by: Hope, Crosby, Lamour, Quinn at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (JM9I6)

67 Last time I was in Europe I was amazed by two things:

1) There is graffiti everywhere

2) Most of the women pushing baby carriages were in a hijab or clearly immigrants from south eastern Europe.

And the funny part is there are native born European women...you can see them jogging or biking in spandex shorts...but they don't have kids
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

_____________

Sad but true:

https://tinyurl.com/bdezfrc4

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

68 >>What do Muslims bring to Europe culturally?


Mosaics!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (zGzrB)

69 You: "Grok, what is Spain's native language?

Grok: "The country formerly know as Spain, is now called "Al-Andalus" and the official language is Arabic. Spanish is still spoken in some areas, but is dying out, as is the unassimilated population. Allahu Ackbar.

Posted by: Internet Searches from the Future at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (WkL+O)

70 >>> 60 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

--

I've wondered 1000x what the tipping point is for these European countries' populations whose leaders are allowing these ghastly invasions to literally overrun them. Is there a tipping point? This is horrifying.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

Nothing Happens, until it does, and then all the retards who caused it are surprised, until they aren't.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (vDZgA)

71 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (vDZgA)


You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

72 Sad but true:

https://tinyurl.com/bdezfrc4


A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

73 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.

North Africans, culturally, are not familiar with the application of refuse containers. And, taking a dump outside is a common occurrence (even in some urban areas) Throwing trash out the window or off the patio is normal behavior.

Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

74 Morning.

OT but I'm here at a Love's tire shop (fuck this job) listening to the folks at the counter talk about which is cuter, armadillos or possums. This is largely prompted by the cute black girl working here.

Anyway, back on topic. That Spanish communist might feel she's doing a good deed but dollars to doughnuts she gets gang raped in a back alley by "grateful" border jumpers. Hope her security detail is well paid.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (Z2yLo)

75 I remember when we used to name car models after Spanish cities.

How far they have fallen...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

76 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

77 260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd. This is the Biden Maneuver, where he deploys workers not to stop the invasion but to "process" their fake asylum claims and fix them up with the paperwork to stay for ten years.

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Is the CBP One app available in Arabic? Certainly Spanish ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (YDC8i)

78 huh, that video reminds me of our southern border a few years ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VyBeY)

79 Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right."

Buy ammo.

That is all.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)

80 >>>9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.

yup.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

81 How will 80,000 young men cross the Strait of Gibraltar?
Swim?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

82 I have a few grotesque ideas for the soccer balls for the 2030 Portugal/Spain/Morocco World Cup. They don't roll quite straight, and headers would be quite painful, but it may be Mad Max world in 4 years, anyway...

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (KFbdf)

83 >>> 73 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.

North Africans, culturally, are not familiar with the application of refuse containers. And, taking a dump outside is a common occurrence (even in some urban areas) Throwing trash out the window or off the patio is normal behavior.

Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

Even the frikn Peace Corps refers to certain countries as having a "fecalized environment".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (vDZgA)

84 Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

Moroccans have the same complexion as southern Spanish. Both Mediterranean.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (lFFaq)

85 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)



But enough about the Spanish Supreme Court. What about these Moroccans?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (jGGMD)

86 I saw a pictorial representation of what is going on. There's just this wall/fence that extends just a bit into the sea. The invaders are just walking/wading around that and coming in. No one to stop them. And no real natural hindrance.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (3uBP9)

87 A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)


I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

88 Ursula von der Leyen that runs the EU even told Spain to get control of its border. I assume it's on a "you idiots, everyone will see the plan now" basis rather than anything good, but it's still notable.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

89 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.

Whenever I read FNM news about Russia it always amuses me that there will be articles like this back to back:

1) Analyst says without US involvement in Ukraine war Russia will invade all of Europe next year

2) Video of Russian army collapsing, Ukrainian government says "We'll be in Moscow by next year!"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

90 >>How will 80,000 young men cross the Strait of Gibraltar?


They will be transported their on the Taxpayer / Citizens dime.
Because, Legal Loophole!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (zGzrB)

91 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

Trump Curse is real I guess

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (p/31p)

92 I would say GTFO but it's not my home. But if it were my home I would say GTFO.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (3uBP9)

93 Fidel Castro was ahead of his time. Behold, the modern-day Marielitos.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (QaH55)

94 and then all the retards who caused it are surprised, until they aren't."

How did that work out for the SA?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (XuXeR)

95 74 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

96 I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.

They don't do it in the western manner, but if you talk with Muslim women they'll tell you how important it is they are giving sons to their husbands...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

97 So ... basically this scene from World War Z? Except at least in the movie, the army was trying to keep the zombies out.


https://tinyurl.com/56mv86as

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

98 ..60,000/30 = 2,000 soccer teams!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (g47mK)

99 Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail is Atlas Shrugged, the European version, and now it is happening.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (einT5)

100 Afternoon Ace
At least 43 of the invaders have died via drowning or in the crush to get across. Not enough.
Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews. You see Israel and Morocco are friends. Spain pissed off Israel ergo Israel spoke with Morocco and , invasion!
Completely ignores that the Spanish PM is good with it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (BlDDt)

101 > The next Dem president will let a few more million in.

Once the playbook is established, they implement it at blinding speed. The next Dem president will sign 200 executive orders on day one reverting everything Trump did on immigration and every other issue.

Whatever number Biden let in, expect double that.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

102 95 74 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums.
Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)
______

"Meh"

-- Pangolins

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

103 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)



Win the World Cup!

Two weeks later...The Death of Your Civilization!

Quite the turn-around, Spain. Quite the turn-around.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

104 I have a few grotesque ideas for the soccer balls for the 2030 Portugal/Spain/Morocco World Cup. They don't roll quite straight, and headers would be quite painful, but it may be Mad Max world in 4 years, anyway...
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (KFbdf)
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That your Bashkai man. Oh, big damn head.

Posted by: Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (amcLV)

105 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez’s “response” to the migrant invasion in Ceuta:

“We’ll deploy buoys at the pier as a temporary measure… while we see what legal changes we need to make, if any.”

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Are we sure that's not a mistranslation of the word "boys?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (YDC8i)

106 the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country
......

You'll be sorreee.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

107
Once the upper middle class feels the pain, things will change. Much like here, the Europeans actually benefit by having these foreign assholes around.

Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)

108 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums."

And armored

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

109 >>> 71
==
You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

Will one of them be issued a gun???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)

110 They were trucked there. They are, indeed, of the Criminal and Undesirable Classes.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (zGzrB)

Yep. Videos on HotAir of military truckloads of young men being driven up to the border area. Hell, what else can you call 40,000+ able-bodied men entering a country by force in a day other than an invasion?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (KFbdf)

111 Madness. It's here, too. We now own it. The 2nd amendment was specifically documented in cases and for cases and situations like homeland invasion that couldn't be controlled. Everybody is basically on their own. You can call the authorities but it's just catch and release.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (8E0Ba)

112 Someone asked google's AI if it would be ok for Europe to send massive numbers of people to an African country to out breed the locales and take their resources.

No, that's racist and colonization it said.

Then they reversed the question and the AI said its a good thing these people are going to Europe both because they are refugees and it will bring needed diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

113 I would expel their stupid court. It's like they hate their country. But then we have our own problems with people just as stupid.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (bqIVz)

114 Willowed, but somewhat relevant to current topic.

Bullshitting is the national pastime of Indians and they will bullshit so endlessly that you'll just give up and walk away, and whatever you were trying to sort out will remain unsorted. This is their way.
Posted by: Dom DeLuise at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (oqH4h)

Brother-in-law found this out the painful way. He was the last Sun Gatekeeper before Sun got bought by Oracle. Ended up with a *very* different view of various Asian cultures than when he'd started. Was too fond of most Europeans by the end either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (lFFaq)

115 Catastrophe? It should be but it isn't since this is plan. Zombie Franco shakes his head in disgust.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (/eAef)

116 Moroccans have the same complexion as southern Spanish. Both Mediterranean.

--

One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

117 I wonder what their gun laws are for citizens.....

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VMFAF)

118 A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)
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They don't celebrate motherhood like we do. But they are very desperate to produce offspring -- especially sons -- for their husbands. It's basically their entire function in Muslim society.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

119 If/when the Democrats (Socialist or "regular") regain power, every red state and city/town will be like Ceuta.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (2Cry5)

120 >>Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews. You see Israel and Morocco are friends. Spain pissed off Israel ergo Israel spoke with Morocco and , invasion!


While they are usually wrong...this time, they are correct. The Israelis have threatened to support actions like this as a reaction to Spain going All-In for Gaza.

Israel fucked up by flirting with support for this policy. And, by letting morocco into the Abraham Accords.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (zGzrB)

121 Whatever number Biden let in, expect double that.

This is why we need punishment in addition to deportation. As a simple matter take all the assets the person has when deporting them. They came here to make money so it will hit them right where it should

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

122 Olly olly oxen free!

Posted by: Illegal, now 'legal' at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (XeU6L)

123 Italian PM Giorgia Meloni's threat to SUSPEND the Schengen Agreement with Spain.
........

Do it Georgia, DO IT.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)

124 Spain could use a man like Franco again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

125 >>> 117 I wonder what their gun laws are for citizens.....
Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VMFAF)

It's EUfagland. They have *subjects*, and gubs are for Their Betters.




(ok there are *some* places where the peons can have things, but it's NOT THE US at all)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (vDZgA)

126 OT, but I was thinking about how to pressure the senate to take up Election stuff...
Can we still put pressure on Governors and State legislatures? I mean, sure senate is voted on now, but if there is heat at home the machines will want to respond, no? Is that stupid?

Posted by: Inogame at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (53oGX)

127 " ... which is cuter, armadillos or possums."

now that right there is a real question of philosophy with no easy answer, innit?
my feelings on the subject are ... mixed. I dunno.

did the folks at the counter reach a conclusion?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (VyBeY)

128 Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

That's pretty good, for Arabs.

When you see war footage from Gaza, keep in mind: a solid 80% of that destruction was from before a single Jewish bomb went off.

When I was in Gaza, two types of buildings caught my attention, and at first, they're hard to tell apart: residential buildings that were never completed, but occupied, and ones that were completed, but the fucking cladding fell off, and people just stayed anyway.

And yes, they dumped garbage straight from the apartments into the street, even though it might kill somebody when it hits.

Speaking of dead people: the poorest Arabs in Gaza will throw their dead on the garbage heaps. Kids, even.

It's lovely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)

129 It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.

Those sound like synonyms for the invaders when you think about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (RjOoY)

130 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

131 One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.

Morocco stretches from the Med to the desert. Most people are ethnic berbers, but there are black people as well

Ms Morocco for example has "olive' skin and long dark hair.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

132 the last Sun Gatekeeper
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Sounds like a good name for a fantasy novel. Make a note.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (amcLV)

133 96 "I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter."

They don't do it in the western manner, but if you talk with Muslim women they'll tell you how important it is they are giving sons to their husbands...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

It elevates their status, unlike in Europe where it lowers it or the US where it is largely neutral.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (okun6)

134 Armadillos carry leprosy. Possums eat bugs. Possums for the win

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (BlDDt)

135 did the folks at the counter reach a conclusion?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (VyBeY)

The cute black girl said possums are cuter, but the two mechanics and a driver voted in favor of armadillos.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (Z2yLo)

136 Opossums are nearly immune to rabies, because of their low body temperature.
Armadillos carry leprosy.
Do you want your fingers or other appendages to fall off?

The choice is clear.

Posted by: Possum Liberation Front at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (JM9I6)

137 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)


Win the World Cup!

Two weeks later...The Death of Your Civilization!

Quite the turn-around, Spain. Quite the turn-around.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)
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Ironically, Spain' star player Lamine Yamal is ... Moroccan

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

138 Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

139 This seems to be also a repeat of the "Green March" in 1975.

https://tinyurl.com/mu73a87u

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (lNxD2)

140 Strictly regulated.
Yep. They're f*cked.

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (VMFAF)

141 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)

142 >> Meanwhile, the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country

I think I see the problem: the part where it says “socialist Spanish government”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cq1gA)

143 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

yeah, who would do such a thing?

at least keep it indoors....


-_-

Posted by: unknown EPA employee at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (nXhwP)

144 124 Spain could use a man like Franco again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Chevy Chase told me he's still dead.

Posted by: Way back when at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (2Ez/1)

145 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

She is probably descended from southern slaves then. The videos of the invaders show they are uniformly brown and generally indistinguishable from any other Mediterranean people group.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (lFFaq)

146 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

147 Chipmunks >Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

148 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)
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Boy. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (amcLV)

149 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)

i would reverse it.

mcconnel plays dead better than a possum on the side of the road for a week.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (nXhwP)

150 Ms Morocco for example has "olive' skin and long dark hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

Hardwood, or Berber carpet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

151 130 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

Pikers

Posted by: Amber Turd at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

152 Now that citizens are angry and voting out traitors (when traitors can't steal elections), this is Phase Two.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (Wkrcf)

153 146 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

Except he is a lesser "son" of greater sires.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (lNxD2)

154 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

But chipmunks just run away so I don't know how anyone can get one to eat out of your hand...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

155 I live near a gun range and it gets pretty loud at times while I'm working. But today is sounds like sweet birdsong to me.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (Wkrcf)

156 Honda opening a new plant in Tel Aviv to assemble Abraham Accords.

Posted by: Motor Trends at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (JM9I6)

157 big map game nerds > quokkas > capybaras > racoons > bunnies > baby skunks > Chipmunks >Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (3uBP9)

158 Oh, speaking of shitting in the streets a few weeks back I was driving over the Atchafalaya bridge in Louisiana when traffic came to a complete stop because of a broke down oversize load blocking the way. Well, blocking the shoulder and right lane. Took an hour to crawl two miles. Two miles from the rest area. Looked over and saw a car on the shoulder and done dude's hiney sticking out...wiping his ass.

For the record it was a white hiney.

So close to that rest area, yet so far.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (Z2yLo)

159 Except he is a lesser "son" of greater sires.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (lNxD2)\-------------
*sadz*

Posted by: Carlos II at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (amcLV)

160 Hope everyone is having a great day
I am not

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a)

161 Hardwood, or Berber carpet?

Muslims aren't supposed to have hair downstairs so I would guess she goes with the former.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

162 Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews.

==

"People"


https://tinyurl.com/mrx8xw3a

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

163 Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy

Posted by: Paul McCartney first draft at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LSV6F)

164 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

When the World Cup was going on, I pointed out to some of my friends that there were a lot of Africans and Arabs on the European teams, but no white guys on the African or Arab teams. Guess we know why.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (QaH55)

165 Now on the other hand, if I decided I didn’t want to set my hair on fire…. This is in North Africa so it’s not like these people can stroll right into mainland Spain… so maybe defcon 3 but not 2 or 1

Does Spain have a retarded judiciary so that once you’re in Cueta they have to let you board a ship for mainland Spain if you wanna go? If so that’s a defcon 2 situation. Maybe I should light my hair!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (qORvR)

166 "Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right." Buy ammo. That is all."

I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The "Good Christians" of today think they can "Coexist" with anyone, it will all work out in time, "we've been here a couple thousand years (or couple hundred for USA), so we (and our liberty) will continue forever".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

167 How many "people" you need ?! We have cheap!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

168 You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

Will one of them be issued a gun???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)


This is not the time to embrace radical far-right demands.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (jGGMD)

169 I went to Gaza/Jabalya when I was 14. I had Big Ideas About Building Bridges for Peace.

I came away with 2 conclusions:

1.) I felt sorry them

2.) They must be kept at arm's length, even if it means war

As time has gone on, conclusion #1 no longer holds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

170 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

Yuck. You don't know what parasites or diseases they're carrying.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

171 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BlDDt)

172 The question now is will Spain send ships to ferry the invaders across the Med into Spain proper?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

173 I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (YDC8i)

174 Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be

Posted by: Paul McCartney first draft at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LSV6F)

This I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (p/31p)

175 >>> But chipmunks just run away so I don't know how anyone can get one to eat out of your hand...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)


I have a ton of chipmunks. Bet the area is thick with little foxes too. I think the chipmunks are too cautious, nervous about their primary predator to take a chance on making human friends.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:42 PM (3uBP9)

176 >>I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.


It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)

177 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.
——

They are just culturally enriching their new countries and slave citizenry.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

178 As time has gone on, conclusion #1 no longer holds./i]

They lost a war in '47 and are still in "refugee" camps through their own choices.

Now compare that to all the people that got moved around in Europe after WWII or in south asia after the Paki/India split

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

179 Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (YDC8i)

I didn't know that either. I suspect very few did.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (lFFaq)

180 Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a

Sorry, Skip. What's going on?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (xSAlF)

181 Armadillos carry leprosy. Possums eat bugs. Possums for the win
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (BlDDt)

Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

182 Will one of them be issued a gun???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)


That's rayciss.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (ExV1e)

183 Genghis Khan never had it so easy, shame Socialists weren't his opponents

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (LGx5a)

184 The question now is will Spain send ships to ferry the invaders across the Med into Spain proper?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

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Can they deploy a floating sinking military bridge like Biden did off the coast of Gaza?

* cue Admiral Ackbar *

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (YDC8i)

185 >>>locals liken the invasion to an "apocalypse."

*3 decades withstanding mockery for preparing for a zombie apocalypse*

*grins, smugly*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

186 It’s time to start hanging left wing judges. They are the primary tool the subversives are using to destroy sovereign countries. They wear the law like a skin suit, and under the color of that legitimacy bring down an entire society.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (04KGT)

187 Remember folks while watching these videos of World War Z zombies flooding across Spain.

Your betters told you that you don't need 30 round mags.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (WYStd)

188 Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

I think you mean *bats*. IIRC, Cujo was bitten on the snout by a rabies-infested bat.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (lNxD2)

189 Working on a hot roof, and no where near done today

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (LGx5a)

190 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

191 Thank God we live in the USA.

One barbarian plans to go to the Netherlands where his brother lives.

I watched a video last night. Stumbled on it via Elon's X (I don't have X). NY guy interviewing people in Barcelona. First he tried to talk to the African Moors and was run off by a nutcase who kept yelling American after he peed on a wall. This part of town had nothing but barbarians sitting around. I don't know if they were fresh out of the sea or this is where they hang out.

In a more affluent area, he interviewed natives. I was shocked that all but one man thought this is fine to be invaded as "they all work, etc." As liberal as a MN antifa goon.

At the end the translator said they are trying to have an Islamic political party and mentioned that Belgium already had one. Spain and Belgium are lost.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (hzuYO)

192 Israel fucked up by flirting with support for this policy.

-----

How? This is a Spanish problem, not an Israeli one.

If the West wants Israel to man the barricades against the Arabs so they don't have to, that's fine. But if they don't, then they can have a taste of Israel's pain.

I have no issue with them helping flush this human effluent into Europe. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)

193 @181 possums are immune to rabies unless they're sick from something else. Something about their temperature being too high

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (BlDDt)

194 BTW this is why there isn’t a Second Amendment in Spain. The people can do nothing but hide in their houses.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (04KGT)

195 Hope everyone is having a great day
I am not
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a)

Sorry to hear that.

I'd offer you a glass of whiskey if I could.

I'd give you the whole bottle even.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Z2yLo)

196 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

He seems nice.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (odBC9)

197 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BlDDt)
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Er...maybe better than that. Joan wound up getting burned at the stake.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (amcLV)

198 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums."

And armored
Posted by: man


They're like the Army.
You have infantry divisions (possums) and you have armored divisions (armadillos).

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Zja42)

199 Yeah, it's kind of a non-story. Until we see drone footage of 80,000 "Moroccan men" swimming across the Mediterranean...meh.

Posted by: Person with a map at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (2Ez/1)

200 It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)

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I have to double-down on ignorance; I didn't know that either -- thanks garrett!

What a philistine ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (YDC8i)

201 200

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (odBC9)

202 Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

Correct. They don't suffer from rabies, but they can still carry it. That is Littlest Kidlet's fun fact to go with her shirt that says "Come closer so I can teach you about rabies".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (lFFaq)

203 They wear the law like a skin suit, and under the color of that legitimacy bring down an entire society.

My standard on this is how would FDR have responded to a judge demanding he stop using government action against Japanese undocumented workers in '42?

That should be Trump's standard in dealing with the Cartel Judges

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

204 166 "Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right." Buy ammo. That is all."

I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The "Good Christians" of today think they can "Coexist" with anyone, it will all work out in time, "we've been here a couple thousand years (or couple hundred for USA), so we (and our liberty) will continue forever".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

The original Arab invaders were horse nomads during Islam's big expansion period. Basically similar to the Hunnic, Mongol, and Turkic invasions from Central Asia. City arabs are not nearly as fierce.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (okun6)

205 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (qORvR)

206 Those videos look like NY and NJ where all the illegals are fleeing for deportation protection and free shit paid for by taxpayers. The citizens of those states should wear kick me signs.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (04KGT)

207

I am reminded of Scarface for some reason.

Commies gonna Commie.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (och2J)

208 Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (LGx5a

Sorry to hear that, Skip. Do you have to go back tomorrow?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (xSAlF)

209
Sorry, Skip. What's going on?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==============

Skip was awake when he should have been sleeping very early this morning, I know that much.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (mmrXZ)

210 I think you mean *bats*. IIRC, Cujo was bitten on the snout by a rabies-infested bat.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (lNxD2)

Oh. Well...damn.

I'm trying to think of a witty reply but failing miserably.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (Z2yLo)

211 Spain is definitely on my shit-list.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (qFwJc)

212 Honored guests of Spain's socialists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (JvZF+)

213 Something about their temperature being too high
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Too low. We are chill.

Posted by: Possum Holler at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

214 >>How? This is a Spanish problem, not an Israeli one.


You aren't endearing yourself to anyone by turning the Imperialism accusation around on the Spanish in this way and supporting the invasion.

They should not have got themselves involved in this way. Keep your mouth shut and keep killing gazans. The world appreciates you for it.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (zGzrB)

215 One day, it's Women Women Women Pussy Women

Then the next out of nowhere it's all Critical Race Theory, in the schools, in your face, all the time and it's all anyone is talking or thinking about.

The next it's All Trannies All Day Long, forever, like we woke up in another town or timeline.

Then briefly it's Illegals and Stolen Land.

Then, out of the ether, you turn around, and like magic it's - Sudden Muslim Invasion.........

And that's where we will be now, until the next subject change.

Interesting how "they" seem to be able to change the channel, almost at will.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (p/31p)

216
Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (mmrXZ)

217 I don't think I really need to remind you that I am staunch supporter of Israel and of killing muslims, do I?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (zGzrB)

218 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

And Hansen's disease is not the same disease as the leprosy of the Bible.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

219 Trump has tried to play the long game with judges. Through sheer perseverance he has gotten numerous rulings that set precedent and clearly delineate powers of the executive branch.

However the hammer needs to come down on judges like the one in Massachusetts who completely ignored the Supreme Court ruling on TPS. The courts are too weak and apathetic to police their own.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (04KGT)

220 This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay


How do you say Judge Boasberg in Spanish?


Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (M0V4/)

221 A few months ago I was reading a thread on reddit about living in Spain.

It was almost all British people talking about how wonderful it was because everything is so cheap and they get to meet so many nice foreigners (as in non-Spaniards) in the stores they go to.

There were a couple of Spaniards in the thread who mentioned there are no jobs and salaries are tiny so yes cost of living might be low compared to the UK or US but it doesn't matter.

Now I live it to the reader to figure out how and why the views of the Brits and Spaniards were so different

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

222 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics —

I thought Hanson's disease was a kind of earworm.

Mmmbop.

Posted by: far cry at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (LSV6F)

223 Over the rest of this century Africans will add 2 billion people. This might not be the end.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (wGerL)

224 Those citizen states are ideal locations to round them up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (AJWch)

225 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.
Posted by: 18-1
.......

And the Reconquista took centuries.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (UjdFS)

226 More Straights in Gibraltar or Hormuz?

Posted by: The Gay Men's Chorus at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

227 We just love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Fabian Society at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (V362x)

228 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (qORvR)

Hansen's disease is a form of leprosy and, while curable to a point, any damage done before treatment is irreversible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (lFFaq)

229 >>> I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.


It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.


Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)


Some a bit down farther south too. Impossible to pronounce correctly and I think they're named that way just to give them a chance to correct foreigners who attempt to pronounce them. Or just call them the Canary Islands. I mean, you'll look at the name, you'll start to pronounce it, and the Spanish person will just wait in joyful anticipation of saying, "no bahnahnah dream it is (inhuman sounds)"

Posted by: banana Dream teldldldliffayee at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (3uBP9)

230 My 215 post covered the last 9 years. I skipped covid for brevity and mistakenly forgot the long dalliance with BLM - after Women but before CRT.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (p/31p)

231 One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Which means her ancestors were likely slaves brought into the area after the Ummayyed conquest of the Magreb. The original settlers of North Africa were Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (diia5)

232 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
______

The true Spaniards are very fair-skinned. I was surprised at all the locals in Madrid who looked like me (I'm white AF). But that's the "true" Spaniards. When you get to cities like Barcelona, you see many more dark-skinned locals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

233 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (MNCvZ)

234 >>Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)


Last year's Tour de Espana (Cycling) was a wake-up call. The entire event was destroyed by the migrants/muslim sympathizers.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (zGzrB)

235 trash, shit and vermin opened for the Greatful Dead at the Cow Palace in 1978.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (DtXRU)

236 I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The Persian and Byzantine empires were exhausted after fighting a decades long war against each other.

And the Caliphate was smart to play groups off against each other. The Jews in Israel and the Copts in Egypt were not strongly motivated to stop the original invasion because they had poor relations with the Orthodox Byzantines.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

237 The people can do nothing but hide in their houses.
——-

“Their” house ain’t gonna be, for very much longer now is it?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (L83/J)

238
Hey, they're Dreamers!

They may dream of raping, looting and throat cutting but you're not going to let them be judged on their worst day, are you?

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

239 Comments are, like, drear and dreary.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (odBC9)

240 Spain had all that land 100 years ago, but they lost most of it in the RIF war to the Berbers. Franco cut his teeth down there and learned how to deal with the Republicans.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)

241 I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

It'll be really tough to tell when she's wearing the customary garb of her home country - a burqua.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (WYStd)

242 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!

Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

243 240 Spain had all that land 100 years ago, but they lost most of it in the RIF war to the Berbers. Franco cut his teeth down there and learned how to deal with the Republicans.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)

Franco's personal guard was Moroccan cavalry.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (okun6)

244 242 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!
Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

; )

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (odBC9)

245 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!
Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

Lol.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (lFFaq)

246 Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Oscar Levant at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (JM9I6)

247
60,000?

That's a lot of cancer curing.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:56 PM (p/31p)

248 - Took to comment 51 but naturalfake brought up the song that entered my head as soon as I read the post.
As for the rest of ya, been too long since ya watched Jaws I reckon.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 12:56 PM (/XKEa)

249 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

Yuck. You don't know what parasites or diseases they're carrying.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

The squirrels or the people?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (hmYU4)

250 I'll re-tell my chipmunk story from the July 4th, 2025 weekend last year:

. We'd never been to The North Rim of The Grand Canyon, so decided to see if we could go (two weeks before the July 4th weekend, figured there'd be no campgrounds available -- true -- as well as no rooms -- however, they did have two motel rooms left, as all the others and all the cabins were full).

. Had no phone coverage, so no idea that the night of Saturday, July 4, there had been a lightning strike about 50 miles to the NW.

. Checked-out of our room Sunday morning, and sat with our feet up upon the cliff's stone wall with coffees prior to leaving -- when I put my car key-fob on the wall.

. A cute chipmunk appeared and the wifey took some photos.

. Then the critter bolted for my key-fob and tried to grab it with its mouth, and we had to shoo it away before it could abscond with it down the canyon wall into its hidey-hole.

. We didn't find out about the Dragon Bravo fire via our phones until we got to civilization. The lodge burned down the next day. So we were among the last to see it. If that chipmunk had stolen my car key-fob ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (YDC8i)

251 > Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

Leftists literally redefined racism so that only white people can be racist. You have to have power to be racist and only white people have power.

They also believe unchecked immigration from the third world somehow offsets the white sins of the past they claim we still carry.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (mkw2N)

252 That young woman in the Erik Schmitt video reminds me of a female Hitler. Scary. As are the fools behind her grinning and clapping.


Kinda like the clapping seals behind Barky when he declared he was going to fundamentally transform us.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (hwLGC)

253 Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Leave me out of this!
Posted by: Oscar Levant at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (JM9I6)
__________

"Me too!"

-- Gerald Levert

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

254 What they want to do right here.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (7s9Qe)

255 wow

The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (odBC9)

256 They don't want to cure racism they want to "cure" white people.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (p/31p)

257 This is what happens when you make one too many excuses not to drop leftists out of helicopters.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (vSvIl)

258 Dirty Sanchez needs fed to the chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (wOO3z)

259 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?
.......

Cuidado piso mojado?

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)

260
260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd.



That depends.

260 USMC infantrymen, armed with SAWs, a permissive ROE and blanket pardons under UCMJ? My money is on the Devil Dogs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (1THg7)

261 250 I'll re-tell my chipmunk story from the July 4th, 2025 weekend last year:
...
We didn't find out about the Dragon Bravo fire via our phones until we got to civilization. The lodge burned down the next day. So we were among the last to see it. If that chipmunk had stolen my car key-fob ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (YDC8i)

Yikes!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:00 PM (odBC9)

262 Primitives play dominance much differently than sophisticates.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (AJWch)

263 The squirrels or the people?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

The squirrels. I don't touch wild animals. At least not vertebrates. Maybe a butterfly or moth, or a caterpillar.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

264 All of the purple haired psycho women are going to demand that the Spaniards give up their homes and their females to the mob.

Actually, that is already happening, by force.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (0U5gm)

265 Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

She is repeating what she was told.

And I suspect there is an insidious feminist element here too which tells her masculine men are bad even if that is what her biology is primed to want. But African masculine men? Yes feminists theoretically don't like them either but the rest of the left's ideology tells her they are good unlike native men.

So if she ends up with a Spanish guy she's committing a sin...but a Moroccan guy? Even if he is more machismo then that Spanish guy? Well that's not just ok that's revolutionary action baby. And she gets her tingles tingled to boot.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

266 The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta
Posted by: m
......

Yay! You go Giorgia.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

267 wow

The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (odBC9)
________

Yea, and more than that. Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

268 Greta now needs to sail a flotilla to address the many thousands of plastic ring floaties on the beach. Maybe pick up a new boyfriend and potty train him.

None of them swam, that I saw. They probably can't swim. I assume Morocco bought the floaties.

Arriving in swimsuits and a shirt. Some shirtless. No money. No food. No other clothes. No shelter. No plans. What did Morocco think would happen? Oh, yeah, they don't care and sent criminals to thin their herd.

In the Barcelona video a guy who spoke English said they are there because everything is free. One produced a Spanish healthcare card. The ONE Spanish man who had sense said it's free because we pay for it.

And, of course, the free moocher will vote for Sanchez again who gave amnesty to 500k. Of course.

Same playbook as Obungo and Biden dangling carrots to lower the national IQ and standards. Who cares about that pesky national debt, culture or freedom?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)

269 BBC

About 60,000 migrants have crossed into Spain's North African territory of Ceuta from Morocco in the last 24 hours, Ceuta's president said....

UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (odBC9)

270 Cuidado piso mojado?
Posted by: wth

"Basura."

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

271 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!

Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

--------------

* that went over my head *

[Per Brave "AI":] "The line relies on a pun on the word 'bound.' In this context, it serves a double meaning: the characters are traveling to Morocco, and they are comparing their destination to Morocco leather, a type of goat-skin leather historically used for binding books like Webster's Dictionary."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (YDC8i)

272 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?
.......

Cuidado piso mojado?
Posted by: wth


Nosotras estamos jodidas?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (/eAef)

273 They don't want to cure racism they want to "cure" white people.
Posted by: ...

Not my preferred method, but I'll try it.

Posted by: Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (M0V4/)

274 Hey maybe that chipmunk was just trying to drive out of the fire zone as well

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

275 It should be pretty much all hands on deck sealing the Spanish border on land and sea.

That's silly. Of course not.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 01:04 PM (wOO3z)

276 "... and they are comparing their destination to Morocco leather, a type of goat-skin leather historically used for binding books like Webster's Dictionary."

------------

As opposed to "Fine Corinthian Leather."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:04 PM (YDC8i)

277 Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


That is awesome. Like political triage. Spain and Belgium are lost to the mohammedans, so cut them off like a diseased limb.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (0U5gm)

278
Yea, and more than that. Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
********
She should be apologizing to President Trump very soon about her little spat with him.

I did not have a war between Italy/Spain and the EU on my bingo card 2026. Nor the next Crusade as I figured it would be much later.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (hzuYO)

279 overrun ... We're scared. The streets are packed.

Sounds to me like you need to thin the crowd a bit.
Oh, wait, y'all aren't trusted with arms....

Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (kU0PQ)

280 BBC

The Spanish foreign minister said such remarks were "improper" for "a partner and friendly country from which we expect European solidarity and not partisan demagoguery".

https://tinyurl.com/mry4javf

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (odBC9)

281 England and France are going to do what , take the invaders in?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (BlDDt)

282 So, for some reason, Mark Halprin turned up in my YouTube feed. I listened for about a minute and he was saying the midterms are looking like a blood bath for POTUS. The dems were going to sweep the House and the Senate so we will have the government in a complete standoff and impeachment for POTUS and JD Vance. Then they were coming for his family. That's when I shut it down. I had not heard any if this before, except impeachment. You people of the Horde are the only ones that I trust. Should I start setting my hair on fire,stockpiling even more ammo, or is this wishful thinking on his part?

Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (+EORJ)

283 And she gets her tingles tingled to boot."

And then tossed on the trasheap of history

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (XuXeR)

284 > This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay
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Has it been determined who or what triggered 60+ thousand men to storm Ceuta at the same time?

The ruling certainly is one thing, but hardly what ignited the firestorm.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (2Cry5)

285 Crosby and Hope.

https://tinyurl.com/4kx2475c

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (hmYU4)

286 Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Why? What are they going to do, say "Stop! Or I'll say Stop! again" in Italian?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:06 PM (DZ9Lv)

287 The Spanish foreign minister said such remarks were "improper" for "a partner and friendly country from which we expect European solidarity and not partisan demagoguery".

https://tinyurl.com/mry4javf
Posted by: m

Nothing political about flooding your country with goatrapers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 01:07 PM (wOO3z)

288 Coming to a continent near you.

Posted by: RI Red - at July 31, 2026 01:07 PM (30Gj0)

289 "Then, out of the ether, you turn around, and like magic it's - Sudden Muslim Invasion."

After listening to the rest of Glenn Beck's "The Jihad from Within", he seems to say the more dangerous part of Islam (more dangerous than the Islamists and their terror campaigns) is those pushing long term infiltration.

These are Mamdani and Ilhan types that get Muslims voting as a block, then get politicians bowing to them out of fear of losing their voting block. But they are active on many fronts beyond political office.

"Glenn Beck exposes the political, religious, and cultural war being waged against America by radical Islam - a multi-step, multi-decade strategy to infiltrate the country through politics, activism, and religious influence. Produced by Torch and distributed in partnership with PragerU."

https://www.prageru.com/

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 01:07 PM (vbXSk)

290 260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd.

Disagree, Ace. 260 men with enough ammunition can easily handle 60,000 - at least if they have to come to you in a restricted space.

And, this is a use case for "high-capacity" magazines.

Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2026 01:08 PM (kU0PQ)

291 BBC

About 60,000 migrants have crossed into Spain's North African territory of Ceuta from Morocco in the last 24 hours, Ceuta's president said....

UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (odBC9)

-----------

"We're happy to take as many as we can off your hands!"
-- Burnham & Macron, Traitors-We-B

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:08 PM (YDC8i)

292 278 Yea, and more than that. Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
********
She should be apologizing to President Trump very soon about her little spat with him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (hzuYO)

There could maybe be some mutual apologies.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:08 PM (odBC9)

293 Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


That is awesome. Like political triage. Spain and Belgium are lost to the mohammedans, so cut them off like a diseased limb.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:05 PM (0U5gm)
______

Yea, but ... what the fuck took them so long? Europe (including Italy) has been invaded by tens of millions of smelly hordes of Muslims and migrants for at least the last 15 years. Nobody said or did shit.

But now, after a comparably tiny grundle of 50k or so show up in a Spanish city in Africa, it's time to literally seal the borders?

I assume what's really changed is political sentiment. It's no longer verboten to say "hey, we should keep smelly, illiterate, dangerous layabouts out of our country."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

294 Did you guys see the crazy story about eBay executives who were ordered to pay $56 million to a couple they harassed?

The Steiners ran a website called EcommerceBytes in which they were critical of eBay. eBay executives were so enraged by this, they started a harassment campaign against the Steiners.

They sent the Steiners insects, a bloody pig mask, a fetal pig, a book on overcoming grief after the death of a spouse, etc.

They also doxxed the couple, posted public invitations for orgies at their house on sex sites, and personally showed up to their house to put trackers on their cars.

Lunatics.
http://tiny.cc/e7p7101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

295 I keep saying that lefties, who insist that they are soooo compassionate, only have compassion for theoretical people and never have any for real people. Like the terrorized residents of Ceuta, who are in reality being horribly mistreated suffering real harm.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 31, 2026 01:09 PM (OlzlW)

296 These are Mamdani and Ilhan types that get Muslims voting as a block, then get politicians bowing to them out of fear of losing their voting block. But they are active on many fronts beyond political office.

------------

* Minnesomalia has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:09 PM (YDC8i)

297 So, are all these Dreamers the "Sea People" invaders I kept hearing Matt Damon yammer about in "The Odessey"?

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (sFNX2)

298 I bet Meloni is hot when she's feisty.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (wOO3z)

299 All this is ok, because Spain has the kickball trophy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

300 UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (odBC9)
____________________

That's hilarious. France takes in migrants, then encourages them to boat across the Channel to the UK. It's like a factory line. France's current migrant program is similar to "last call" at a bar. Kicking out time shows up and they go "down the street" to that UK pub that stays open all night.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

301 Video of local men randomly punching invaders.
It's not working.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (DtXRU)

302 My mind immediately goes to who paid Sanchez and how much?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (abScH)

303 @282 I've seen Halperin say different things. The Dems aren't taking the Senate. The crazier the left gets the less likely they are to take the House. Redistricting hurt the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (BlDDt)

304 ********
She should be apologizing to President Trump very soon about her little spat with him.

I did not have a war between Italy/Spain and the EU on my bingo card 2026. Nor the next Crusade as I figured it would be much later.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
---

Before the war and continuing she's been working with Albania to take the illegals that are already in Italy. The flight request from Trump put her in a jam with Albania. She hasn't resolved it well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (AJWch)

305 In the Barcelona video a guy who spoke English said they are there because everything is free. One produced a Spanish healthcare card. The ONE Spanish man who had sense said it's free because we pay for it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)
----
The Muslim perspective is that they can take anything they want from the infidel.

They deserve it, you see, because they are Chosen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)

306 Prediction: Spain is going to see unprecedented amounts of Islamic cultural enrichment over the next few years that will include the old stabby, stabby and the ever popular Muslim pastime of rapey, rapey.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 01:11 PM (/eAef)

307 295 my post left out some words.

horribly mistreated AND suffering

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 31, 2026 01:11 PM (OlzlW)

308 260 USMC infantrymen, armed with SAWs, a permissive ROE and blanket pardons under UCMJ? My money is on the Devil Dogs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (1THg7)
********
Mine, too.

My late father (WWII Marine Sgt) could figure out and eliminate any problem. Sometimes not to EPA standards with fire ants. He considered a flame thrower but my mother said no.

He's the only Marine I knew well and a great man and hero to me. He taught me everything I needed to know, which may explain a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:11 PM (hzuYO)

309 Where do the invaders go to get their trucking licenses?

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2026 01:11 PM (LLQU7)

310 Video of local men randomly punching invaders.
It's not working.
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 01:10 PM (DtXRU)
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Hand him a "berserk" pack from Doom 3.

Once invaders start turning to ludicrous gibs from a single punch, they're going to rethink their strategy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 01:12 PM (FZ29D)

311
Probably going to be willowed, but what is the military being deployed to do? What are their orders?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)

312 Probably going to be willowed, but what is the military being deployed to do? What are their orders?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Make sure nobody injures or kills the invaders.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 01:13 PM (wOO3z)

313
“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door...”

― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (ylRVX)

314 "One produced a Spanish healthcare card. The ONE Spanish man who had sense said it's free because we pay for it."

At least in the USA, Obamacare worked great, because Obama paid for it, out of his stash. Or at least that is how the moronic street leftists perceived it.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (vbXSk)

315 Are we going to have to take in a million hot Spanish chicks seeking actual refuge from the muzzie invasion?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (n5tGW)

316 This is an incredible story, worthy of the violent reaction.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (daREX)

317
My mind immediately goes to who paid Sanchez and how much?
Posted by: Ben Had

===============

They don't need to be paid. They like this kind of thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

318 They sent the Steiners insects, a bloody pig mask, a fetal pig, a book on overcoming grief after the death of a spouse, etc.

They also doxxed the couple, posted public invitations for orgies at their house on sex sites, and personally showed up to their house to put trackers on their cars.

Lunatics.
http://tiny.cc/e7p7101

Posted by: bonhomme



That is the behavior of the average tech bro.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (0U5gm)

319 BBC (same article)

EU chief Ursula von der Leyen said the images out of Ceuta were "unacceptable" and must "stop immediately".

Finland's Interior Minister Mari Rantanen backed Meloni's proposal, and said Spain had failed to protect its border, while German Chancellor Friedrich Merz demanded Morocco "take back illegal migrants immediately".

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:15 PM (odBC9)

320 This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay:

Western Civ isn't committing suicide from the bottom up. Not really. Its happening from the top down.

Posted by: Hello Again at July 31, 2026 01:15 PM (SX62e)

321 I bet Meloni is hot when she's feisty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
.......

She can check my passport.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

322 150 men vs 3-4,000 at Rorke's Drift.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (bkuEU)

323 eBay executives were so enraged by this, they started a harassment campaign against the Steiners.

Had to read thru the court case to see if I knew anybody. We're in the clear!

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (LLQU7)

324 9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (qBdHI)


Isn't there a pretend King and Queen of Spain? Send them there, too.

The Spanish Revolution Fight Back needs organization by Morons and 'ettes. We could figure this out for them.

The bleeding heart socialists who think this is fine until the last minute are in for a shock.

Barbarians at your door takes on a new meaning when they are and they are breaking in and you have no weapon to defend yourself. Stores are closed and if you did not get your pantry full today you are too late.

Unless you have machetes of your own (Morocco will air lift the barbarian's later) you might as well play hostess as they are invading your home.

I simply cannot imagine and don't want to.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (hzuYO)

325 Looks like it happened.

>>@Inevitablewest
·
39m
>>🚨BREAKING: Italy has now officially SUSPENDED the Schengen agreement with Spain after the Ceuta migrant invasion

>>Pedro Sánchez is furious.

>>Every EU nation must follow. 🇮🇹

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (viF8m)

326 EU chief Ursula von der Leyen said the images out of Ceuta were "unacceptable" and must "stop immediately".

Finland's Interior Minister Mari Rantanen backed Meloni's proposal, and said Spain had failed to protect its border, while German Chancellor Friedrich Merz demanded Morocco "take back illegal migrants immediately".
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:15 PM (odBC9)

Blah, blah, fucking blah. All theater.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (wOO3z)

327 My mind immediately goes to who paid Sanchez and how much?
Posted by: Ben Had


You don't have to pay zealous True Believers very much. They enjoy murdering people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (diia5)

328 Fred Mertz is an odd guy.

His career started as a real anti-communist in the cold war and then he mostly disappeared until he became the face of the current German government. I guess they figured putting transnational progressivism under a "conservative" sells better to gullible Germans.

But why did he take the 20 pieces of silver?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

329 >>> BBC
About 60,000 migrants have crossed into Spain's North African territory of Ceuta from Morocco in the last 24 hours, Ceuta's president said....

UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (odBC9)

-----------

"We're happy to take as many as we can off your hands!"
-- Burnham & Macron, Traitors-We-B
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:08 PM (YDC8i)


I think europe in general should prepare to receive quite a lot of BBC.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (3uBP9)

330 Ok. Ceuta is an exclave of Spain. Technically, if the invaders cross the strait, they can go anywhere in Europe because of EU citizenship.

What if Spain gave Ceuta to Morocco? Then the territory is no longer Spain's and the invaders have no rights.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (Zja42)

331 Are we going to have to take in a million hot Spanish chicks seeking actual refuge from the muzzie invasion?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (n5tGW)
_______

The Blade, he will take a few. He's very altruistic like that. He's a good guy, that Blade.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

332 How soon until we start hearing reports of the invaders raping people to death, eating their flesh, and sewing their skins into clothing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (FZ29D)

333 Schengen

The Schengen Area is a system of open borders spanning 29 European countries that have officially abolished controls at their common borders.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (odBC9)

334 Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

Were the executives in question queer or foreigners? The article doesn't seem to give the names of those sued personally, although I did just skim.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (lFFaq)

335 Prediction: Spain is going to see unprecedented amounts of Islamic cultural enrichment over the next few years that will include the old stabby, stabby and the ever popular Muslim pastime of rapey, rapey.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions


*Kicks rocks*

Posted by: splodey splodey at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (M0V4/)

336 An American Marine Expeditionary Force could solve this problem in a day, but what is our interest in the matter? Any American tourists in danger in these towns?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:18 PM (ylRVX)

337 nood DSA

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 01:18 PM (nXhwP)

338 EU chief Ursula von der Leyen said the images out of Ceuta were "unacceptable" and must "stop immediately".

She means censorship, not controlling the border.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2026 01:18 PM (LLQU7)

339 Van der Layen saying the situation was "unacceptable" and must "stop immediately" is as useless as tits on a bull. Tell the muzzies not to want to overrun and conquer everything you idiot.
She's as stupid as the Spanish woman in the vid above. Ladies you will be in a harem or raped and murdered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (BlDDt)

340
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Help by doing what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (Cqx++)

341 Looks like it happened.

>>@Inevitablewest
·
39m
>>🚨BREAKING: Italy has now officially SUSPENDED the Schengen agreement with Spain after the Ceuta migrant invasion

>>Pedro Sánchez is furious.

>>Every EU nation must follow. 🇮🇹
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (viF8m)
________

Yea and see my comment above. Italy reportedly went so far as to seal its airports and seaports from Spanish flights and boats. Wow. It's on.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

342 Spain predicting 2.6% growth that includes tourism revenue.
Hahahahaha

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (abScH)

343 >>🚨BREAKING: Italy has now officially SUSPENDED the Schengen agreement with Spain after the Ceuta migrant invasion

>>Pedro Sánchez is furious.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 01:16 PM (viF8m)
-----
What's Pedro going to do? Conscript the invading army and invade Italy? Good luck with that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (FZ29D)

344 Can you imagine that kind of invasion in the US? Every bubba, gangbbanger, Cletus and mothers son would be out their like it was a turkey shoot, and arguing 9mm or 45acp.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (NcjJv)

345 >My mind immediately goes to who paid Sanchez and how much?
Posted by: Ben Had


I seem to recall a hack of some offshore banks a few years ago.

Maybe the DOGE crew needs something to do.

Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (Q+gd/)

346 The article doesn't seem to give the names of those sued personally, although I did just skim.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


There's a link to the justice.gov article, but they're not foreigners.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (LLQU7)

347 330 Ok. Ceuta is an exclave of Spain. Technically, if the invaders cross the strait, they can go anywhere in Europe because of EU citizenship.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (Zja42)

If their documents indicate that they have citizenship or legal residence in an EU country.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:20 PM (odBC9)

348 Camp oh the Saints?

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2026 01:20 PM (dtj4g)

349
Hansen's disease is not the same disease as the leprosy of the Bible.
Posted by: Bulg

=================

How are they different?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:20 PM (mmrXZ)

350 How soon until we start hearing reports of the invaders raping people to death, eating their flesh, and sewing their skins into clothing?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel



It has already started. But you forgot to mention that they are stoning Spaniards as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)

351 leprosy
Gangosa!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 01:21 PM (2qbYS)

352 I bet Meloni is hot when she's feisty.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I am farkin' hot!!

Posted by: Maronie (with an E) at July 31, 2026 01:21 PM (hmYU4)

353 337 nood DSA
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 01:18 PM (nXhwP)

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:21 PM (odBC9)

354 Fucking Italians have had enough of this shit. Every opposition party against the invasion is gaining in power. They’ve even started to turn away boats in the south of the country.

They’re gonna hand anyone behind this like they did to Mussolini.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 01:21 PM (NcjJv)

355 Cletus and mothers son would be out their like it was a turkey shoot, and arguing 9mm or 45acp.


There is no argument. The answer is obvious

Posted by: You know what it is. at July 31, 2026 01:22 PM (HcoTw)

356 313
“Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door...”

― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:14 PM (ylRVX)

I looked into buying that book but decided I cannot read it. I protect my thoughts as much as possible from darkness that is there. I know enough.

I read and prayed a lot last night and felt relief from my initial horror of what some will go through with the fresh demons arriving at their shore.

I slept really well, which came as a surprise after my devotional.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:22 PM (hzuYO)

357 Ok. Ceuta is an exclave of Spain. Technically, if the invaders cross the strait, they can go anywhere in Europe because of EU citizenship.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 01:17 PM (Zja42)
_________

I'm not sure how that works. I don't think the invaders get EU "citizenship" by getting into Ceuta. I do think they have some temporary immigrant status that allows them into Spain. And once in Spain, under that suicidal pact that Italy just cancelled, they have free reign to go anywhere in the EU.

I think technically they have only temporary status, and probably have to prove their cases in immigration court, but -- wait, why are you laughing? I'm serious, bro!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

358 Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib (especially!), and now this dude in Michigan.

This is like seeing a crack in your foundation. You gotta fix it. Jack that shit outta there.

I can't remember her name, but we had some g-ddamned eastern European congress bitch on the GOP side for awhile, too.

I feel a surge of anger when I hear a foreigner speak in Congress. What the fuck are we even doing here?

It is NOT THE PLACE FOR THEM!!!!!! This is our country. Not theirs. Get out, and take all the un-American citizens who voted for you with you.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)

359 Just like the book... capture a boat and run it up on the beach.... voila!!! a cruise liner would work perfectly

Posted by: qmark at July 31, 2026 01:25 PM (hzpDl)

360 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?


Hahahahahahaha. Like we're going to let you keep your language or culture!

- the Moors

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 31, 2026 01:26 PM (AdHga)

361 Open-air shithouses?

Well, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

Posted by: Ralph at July 31, 2026 01:28 PM (8WZD4)

362 340
UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Help by doing what?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2026 01:19 PM (Cqx++)
******
Terse and scolding words. Maybe some outrage.

Macron hopes he is invaded in all ways you are thinking of.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:30 PM (hzuYO)

363 Seems like a good time for Trump to say "As a member of NATO it's my duty to come to the defense of a member state being invaded" and send a few flights of bombers over to carpet bomb the area before they get across the border.

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 31, 2026 01:40 PM (QdSqm)

364
And, this is a use case for "high-capacity" magazines.
Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2026 01:08 PM (kU0PQ)



Belt-fed > High-cap magazines

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 01:44 PM (1THg7)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat