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The Gay Communists of the WNBA Micro-Fandom Harass, Threaten Two Teenage Girls for Supporting Sophie Cunningham and All-Female Sports

Just disgraceful. They're animals.

WNBA Team Co-Owner Fined, Suspended for Harassing Teen Fans over Opposition to Men in Women's Sports


The Seattle Storm apologized after the team's co-owner Celeste Keaton harassed two teenage fans during a home game over their opposition to trans-identifying males participating in women's sports.

Keaton was fined by the WNBA and suspended from the Storm's next five home games for berating two teenage girls at Tuesday's game against the Indiana Fever. The girls were wearing "XX XY Athletics" shirts and holding signs expressing support for Sophie Cunningham, a Fever guard who has spoken out in support of fairness in women's and girls' sports.

"We apologize that this happened," the Seattle Storm said in a statement. "Everyone who attends a Storm game deserves to feel welcome, and we remain committed to creating an inclusive environment where every fan is treated with respect."

The girls' signs read, "Thank you, Sophie #8, for speaking up for girls!"

"Bravo to those girls for standing up for what they believe," Cunningham posted on X. "You'll be hearing from me soon."

In an interview after the game, the teenage girls told podcaster Brandi Kruse that Keaton swore at them until one of them broke down in tears.

"This older lady comes up to us and she asks, 'What are you guys doing?'" one of the girls told Kruse. "And she's like, 'Oh I hope Jesus can forgive you for what sin you've done.'" Then the woman called the girls "F***ing insane" and pointed to her head. One of the girls started sobbing.

"I've never been yelled at like that. I've had people hate on me on the internet, but it doesn't really affect me as much," she said. "That just took me by surprise because I thought she was going to be nice, and she just started screaming at us and cussing at us."

...

When the girls later learned that the woman who swore at them was a co-owner of the Storm, they were shocked and disappointed. They said the rest of the game was difficult to sit through.

...


When the group entered the stadium, they were heckled by fans who continued to boo Cunningham each time she touched the ball. Fans would also boo the girls when they took pictures before the game as well as between quarters.


The only consolation is that the sympathy people used to have for these monsters for being the "underdog" and "oppressed" is disappearing and people are seeing them simply as the monsters they are, deserving of whatever ill-fortune karma and their own hateful decisions bring on them.

Here's what I mean:


Sophie Cunningham praised the girls:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:08 PM




Comments

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1 thug life

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (MWfyi)

2 Green Dildos.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Q+gd/)

3 good for those girls. very brave!

and these leagues can't just be lesbo playgrounds. use your heads dummies!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)

4 Not blade

Posted by: Accomack at July 30, 2026 12:10 PM (0GcCC)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

6 Good Afternoon Ace.

Ace, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)

7 Huh. I Googled "how did celeste keaton make her money" and got nothing relevant. How did she make her money? It can't be via a husband.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

8 F*ck the WNBA.

They've made their decision on what they want their league to be.

It doesn't include anywhere close to anyone like me.

Sorry, but go bankrupt. Don't need ya. Don't want ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

9 I am not sure how that works - that a team can suspend a co-owner, but I'm glad that they did .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (vxQju)

10 Co owner should be perma-banned, not just for 5 games.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (NnhvP)

11 This is who the left is.

They have no problem going after CHILDREN if they have decided they are unpersons.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

12 F*ck the WNBA.

They've made their decision on what they want their league to be.

It doesn't include anywhere close to anyone like me.

Sorry, but go bankrupt. Don't need ya. Don't want ya.

They won't, because they are subsidized by the NBA. Fan numbers are irrelevant to them.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

13 Soiboy with the pornstache needed to be laid out with commentary by Steve Inman to follow.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

14 The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Pete Rose nods.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (NnhvP)

15 This is Celeste Keaton

She doesn't look like the sort to be interested in women with huge cocks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

16 Cranky old lesbian Karens are the worst Karens.

Had that guy? spit in my face he would have found himself mangled at the bottom of the stairs.

Maybe they should stop the entire green dildo game of thrones?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (hzuYO)

17 It's a political op or it has turned into one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (wOO3z)

18 TBF, co-ownership of a WNBA team can be yours too for just $499 or 12 easy monthly installments of $48.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (NYInA)

19 @7 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 figures.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (BlDDt)

20 Cursing at your customers is not a very good business model.

Posted by: huerfano at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (VJX5o)

21 Ace, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)

In fairness, Angel Reece bet that she'd make a basket so she's lost a lot of money. -- WNBA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

22 Shut the whole thing down...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (FtULh)

23 Bold, they are... until someone punches them in the face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

24 This is among the things I need to prepare my children for.

The left will continue getting increasingly violent with anyone, ANYONE, they consider an enemy.

Even children now have to be concerned that some nutjob leftist will attack them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (N1DT3)

25 I saw this on GP.

What a group of ......!

Is there anything more ghetto than the WNBA?
Car-jackings.
Inner-city looting.
Baby daddies and welfare, I guess.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

26 Imagine a world where you believe only girls should play in girls' sports and someone having the temerity to get in your face and say you're "f*cking insane" for saying it. I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

*looks skyward for angels with trumpets*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (qBdHI)

27 15 This is Celeste Keaton

She doesn't look like the sort to be interested in women with huge cocks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (zYpTz)

28 19 @7 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 fig

Ah, thanks. Now, following that thread, how did the Brummel woman make her money? Did anyone actually build a business?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

29 Without a doubt, that is exactly what I expected Celeste Keaton to look like.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (80qM2)

30 WNBA isn't even sports. It is a show for lesbians and cross dressers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (ldxYn)

31 WNBA needs a new name. MLGBA. Mean Lesbian Girls Basketball Association.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (5rh/l)

32 Huh. I Googled "how did celeste keaton make her money" and got nothing relevant. How did she make her money? It can't be via a husband.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

She is a minority owner. I would bet a VERY minority owner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

33 Sophie and that other chick should decamp to Euriope, create another chick league, build up a champion team, come back, and wipe the floor with WBNANAYE+... At least that's the movie I see.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (diia5)

34
Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (zYpTz)

They want to win ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:18 PM (FtULh)

35 @28 just Googled Brummel , she spent 25 years at Microsoft starting in 1989.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:18 PM (BlDDt)

36 I really want to see more videos of see you next tuesdays like this on the receiving end of full on haymakers. They feel way too fucking safe getting in peoples faces for my taste. There should be an entire content hungry youtube channel for it. I'd subscribe.

Posted by: Plunge Turdswatter at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (w1Bba)

37 Even children now have to be concerned that some nutjob leftist will attack them.

--

Like that Canadian pink haired freak who recently walked up and smacked a teenaged girl for wearing Trump attire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (qBdHI)

38 Celeste Keaton: deranged diesel dyke

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

39 When a chicken and a snake love each other very much...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (MHoFz)

40 Sophie Cunningham is going to be an insanely wealthy girl when all of this is over.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Dds21)

41 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.

Any mediocre male college basketball player could "transition", and immediately become the WNBA's superstar.

Officially, the WNBA claims that no trannies have been interested in playing in the WNBA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (aD4fx)

42 This is Celeste Keaton


She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

43
In fairness, Angel Reece bet that she'd make a basket so she's lost a lot of money. -- WNBA
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)


Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

44 Bottom line, democrats / leftists are demonic lunatics and are an existential threat to all that we hold dear.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (XV/Pl)

45 how did the Brummel woman make her money?"

VP of "human resources" at microsoft...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR)

46 If there was competent leadership at the NBA (there's not), this dumpster fire would have folded several seasons ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (wOO3z)

47 Celeste Keaton looks like a man.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

48 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

*looks skyward for angels with trumpets*
Posted by: Lady in Black


We are at the point where if you explain XX and XY chromosomes determine sex, a doctor will tell you you're insane.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ldxYn)

49 This is Celeste Keaton

This is Celeste Keaton's Subaru ...

Posted by: far cry at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (X+NGn)

50 The WNBA is the public-housing version of professional sports.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

51
She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

Ew.

Posted by: Plunge Turdswatter at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (w1Bba)

52 Wouldn't being an 'Owner' of a WNBA Team mean that you had a large outstanding debt?

I mean...the entire league is losing money. I can't imagine any of the Franchises are worth anything?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (Dds21)

53 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (qBdHI)

In the US. On Independence Day.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (lFFaq)

54 Ah, thanks. Now, following that thread, how did the Brummel woman make her money? Did anyone actually build a business?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

Sold China figurines?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (1z8ji)

55 Celeste Keaton looks like a man.
Posted by: redridinghood


I assume that is the goal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (ldxYn)

56 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 figures.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (BlDDt)

Lisa Brummel was the head of HR at Microsoft.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

57 Had that guy? spit in my face he would have found himself mangled at the bottom of the stairs."

Yeah. I'd have just stood back as Mrs would've taken him down...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)

58 ce, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)


They bet on the all-star game, which means nothing and it was a bet between the 2 players.

A nothingburger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

59 Why is this not criminal assault?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (snNWc)

60 Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

Answer: they don't.

No trannies in women's professional basketball or soccer, despite the fact that a mediocre male would be league superstar.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (aD4fx)

61 The owner should have been pelted with green dildos

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

62 >>The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.


Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (Dds21)

63 ]Celeste Keaton looks like a man.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (NpAcC)


She wishes she could swing what she can't get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

64 The WNBA can’t die fast enough

They’d have been out of business long ago if the NBA wasn’t propping them up financially. Thank you, Skeletor Adam Silver

Players like Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham could’ve saved the league but they’d rather be unpopular I guess

That owner is coyote ugly

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:24 PM (+gA9j)

65 I mean...the entire league is losing money. I can't imagine any of the Franchises are worth anything?"

Not the point. It's all a payoff from the NBA.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)

66 > Celeste Keaton
--------
Looks more like a "Larry" or "Bert"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (2Cry5)

67 The dildo throwing will continue until morale improves!

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)

68 Last year a few college guys made good money betting on every game that Angel Reece was in. They bet she'd miss her first shot and she did it in 6 consecutive games

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (BlDDt)

69 "lesbo playgrounds. use your heads dummies!"

Uh, in case you have never seen it up close, that is what they do.....

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (GMWTj)

70 Unfortunately Sophie and Caitlan are mostly on the left (as far as I can see), but at least they stand against some of the leftist extremists' worst policies.

That team owners and even the Fever coach seem to blame Caitlan for all the hate she gets ... shows how deep the leftist rot goes. And at least some of the spitting and child hating fans suggest it is more universal in the league than it should be.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (vbXSk)

71 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

72 >>>The Seattle Storm apologized

But no apology from the actual wrong-doer.

>>>This is Celeste Keaton

She just continues to be ugly, inside and out.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (8mulE)

73 I just skipped to the pic of the owner.

It looks exactly like I expected.

Posted by: Trumpy at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (wtTZq)

74 This shit never happens at the Saturday night mud wrestling events at my local strip club.

Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (3OxeG)

75 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (enNUy)

76 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)
********
Her caterpillar fake eyelashes got in the way, I reckon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (hzuYO)

77 Keaton's actually the long-time partner of Storm coowner Lisa Brummel/i]

Yeah for those of you into busty lesbians don't look up pictures of these two.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

78 Microsquat loves them lesbos. Bill Gates even made some.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (MWfyi)

79 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

80 Looks more like a "Larry" or "Bert"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (2Cry5)


It's PAT!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

81
This has been a fake sport platformed on a real one, like what happened to wrestling 80 years ago.

As a staged distraction for corrupt and obsolete "gender" politics and opponents alike, it sucks.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

82 Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

I've been saying for years now that the LGBs letting the Ts into their coalition because they perceived that they had a common enemy (i.e. normals) was a mistake.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (vTZFs)

83 The owner should have been pelted with green dildos
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

She and her "partner" probably have dozens of them already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (1z8ji)

84 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)


Lack of sun. The vitamin D deficiency really f*cks with the brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

85 This is great news -- they just created an icon -- those XX/XY shirts are a new symbol. They should thank that pathetic old lesbian for yelling at them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (3OxeG)

86 79 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

All that rain.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (mwPBr)

87 Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...

I volunteer as tribute!

See I know the memes too kids!

Posted by: David French at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

88 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate

You're forced to acknowledge that this is normal, comrade. You will accept the mindfuck and at least pretend that you like it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (wOO3z)

89 ********
Her caterpillar fake eyelashes got in the way, I reckon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (hzuYO)


She was going in for a layup and got her shot blocked by a player that wasn't trying to block her shot.

She f*cking SUCKS. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

90 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Storm

The team is currently owned by Force 10 Hoops LLC, which is composed of Seattle businesswomen Dawn Trudeau, Lisa Brummel, and Ginny Gilder, along with former player Sue Bird and NFL player Bobby Wagner.

Why no mention of co-owner Celeste Keaton, Wikipedia?

Posted by: No Name Today at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (8mulE)

91 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

What comes after that?

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (a0XFK)

92 Gentleman you can't celebrate women in here - this is the WNBA!!!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (Irr+m)

93
Basketball in general has become a big bore.

In men's basketball, it almost all 3-point shots, and multiple fouls at the end to play the numbers game, so teams can't catch up.

Boooooring!

I guess teams have broke the games "code" and broke the game at the same time.

And the WNBA...meh, let it survive on it's own merits or lack thereof without welfare from the NBA.

Green Dildos all around!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

94 Angle and Celeste.... What cruel irony for the parents...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)

95 Diane Keaton >>>>>>>>>> Celeste Keaton

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

96 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.

Huh. Now there's a thought.

Posted by: Brittney Griner at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (vTZFs)

97 I played over 30 basketball for a few years and I have no doubt that the teams in those leagues could beat a WNBA team. The quality of basketball is awful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (BlDDt)

98 Yeah but what bathroom does he/she use? Because public bathrooms are where it's at.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

99 94 Angle and Celeste.... What cruel irony for the parents...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)


Angel... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)

100 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate


Meh, no one wants that.

The trannies want to be able to force normies to have sex with them

The people pushing trannyism want reliable foot soldiers

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

101 This has been a fake sport platformed on a real one, like what happened to wrestling 80 years ago.

As a staged distraction for corrupt and obsolete "gender" politics and opponents alike, it sucks.
Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

Basketball is a fake sport ab initio. Naismith invented it as an "activity" for athletes to engage in during winter, when field sports were untenable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

102 16 Cranky old lesbian Karens are the worst Karens.

-----------------

*glares at ChristyBlinkey*

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (WkL+O)

103 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate

Revolution. And more revolution. There is no end point to marxism. The goal is murdering any and all that say no. It's gnostic cult stuff. The initiates are cult lackeys that do the murder stuff and die in the process. The acolytes program them. The adepts who program the acolytes think they'll be in charge. And the few psychos that program the acolytes enjoy the whole disaster.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (diia5)

104 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.

--

I truly believe they just revel in debauchery of any kind, and bastardization of normal, decent society.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

105 "Basketball is a fake sport ab initio. "

Now do golf.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)

106 Naismith invented it as an "activity" for athletes to engage in during winter, when field sports were untenable"


It's just peachy

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

107 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (wMHLU)

108 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate
--------

The Left needs a completely sexless society. They can have nothing beyond or outside the State. Nothing to be worshiped or attended to or joyful about.

There are other anti-human factors but that's the nutshell version.

And with me you don't want anything but the nutshell version. Trust me.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Irr+m)

109
Ace, you know how I hate to beg, but the nasty fat girl vs. dime store Mandami enate debate in Michigan the other night was the best horror-comedy of the year, and deserves your cruel perspective.

There's gold there.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

110 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.
Posted by: steevy

Crap, just missed my chance.

Posted by: LeBron at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (snNWc)

111 Celeste Keaton is a wallet chain short of wearing flannel

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

112 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

But she's the one who's supposed to bring in the interest, not Clark, because she's 'pretty'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

113 "This older lady comes up to us and she asks, 'What are you guys doing?'" one of the girls told Kruse.

"And she's like, 'Oh I hope Jesus can forgive you for what sin you've done.'"


Lesbo best be careful about throwing that Name around.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ZQqbB)

114 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

In my fever dreams, Lebron Leflop James would retire from the NBA, declare that he’s a woman and at age 43 he’s still in great shape… he could average 100 ppg. Being a great leftist himself it’d be funny watching the lefties trying to decide if it was wonderful or awful. James is so big and powerful he might kill 2 or 3 opposing players per game by pure accident running them over. It would be fabulous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (yz/88)

115 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)

116 Are the other pro sports forced to finance a money drain girls league or just the NBA?

Posted by: Burning $$$ For Fun And Profit at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (JM9I6)

117 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (wMHLU)

And have them starve?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (1z8ji)

118 Doof had some highlights of Lezzy All Star game the other night.

What a fucking hoot. It was real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (wOO3z)

119 First world problems can be so stupid. This crap is beneath being a problem.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (bqIVz)

120 The WBMBA.

The wanna be men basketball association.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (2YhKe)

121 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
......

Turning public restrooms into dating sites?

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (UjdFS)

122 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

But she's the one who's supposed to bring in the interest, not Clark, because she's 'pretty'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Sid Anal Greese doesn't bring shit to the game. He "mebound" stats are a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (ZQqbB)

123 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.
~~~~~
What comes after that?

This is where we turn to Romans 1 and note that there are four conditions sequentially more depraved where as a result, "God turns them over to..."

We are Stage IV Reprobation:
God gave them up to a debased mind...those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but approval to those who practice them.

IOW, Reprobation. Eternity in Hell. Salvation is not available to them.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (+4Cf6)

124 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!

--

Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

125 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan


Grass grow or paint dry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (ZQqbB)

126 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)

I’d choose the rack over being drawn and quartered

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (yz/88)

127 Innertube saying, _ 'Never forget what they did in the name of science.' How about, Never forget what they haven't done in the name of the law?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (vOxCS)

128 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate

--------------------

It is essential to the regime to show that *they* define reality, and only *they* have power. So they take extreme position just to assert their authority (which is a bullying tactic.)

It also disrupts the "five olds" of family, society, religion, sanity, grammar, etc., and it embraces a radical (insane) minority group. So to them it is all upside.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (3OxeG)

129 "Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you..."

Some X post on the Sophie thing had commenters responding about Griner definitely being a man. (too bad we gave up a terrorist to get "it" back) idk, but it sure seems possible, and her teammates must know. If so, WNBA has already decided the males can compete in the league ....

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

130 What a fucking hoot. It was real bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (wOO3z)

It was middle school PE level bad. Corky could have aced the whole team.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

131 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.
~~~~~
What comes after that?


Hopefully Jesus.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (ZQqbB)

132 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

133 "Brittney Griner's Penis......."

Okay, I know what my next screen name is going to be!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (YVxq2)

134 The dude spit something in the opposing team's fan's face. And DIDN'T go flying backwards down the stairs as self-defense for a biological attack?

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (2YhKe)

135 Grass grow or paint dry.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (ZQqbB)

Concrete setting can be a real thriller, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)

136 Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA"

Roller Derby!

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

137 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan
.......

I will when they start throwing green dildos around.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (UjdFS)

138 Now do golf.

Golf is a game, not a sport.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

139 The rack could take a while. I would chose drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (wOO3z)

140 (preemptive desock)

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

141 2026 WNBA All-Star Highlights:

https://tinyurl.com/4xu8v8rc

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (WkL+O)

142 The WNBA was never a serious sports league. It was always a sociological experiment.

Posted by: Ol Blue Eyes at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (/Xzh8)

143 This is our hour!!!

Posted by: Flying Green Dildoes at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (kgE5c)

144 I’d choose the rack over being drawn and quartered
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (yz/8

Some racks, especially so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

145
Any woman with a dangling participle is a man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (OkYzo)

146 The Roanoke Rugmunchers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)

147 The WNBA was never a serious sports league. It was always a sociological experiment.
Posted by: Ol Blue Eyes



Anything that loses 50 to 75 million dollars a year every year for 25 years is not serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (ZQqbB)

148 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan

I see they have corgi racing on ESPN now, just saying.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (ldxYn)

149 By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)

150 The whole West Coast is weird.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

151 I think the Women's Tour de France / Tour de Femme starts this week.

A whole 9 Stages...

the Men Race 21.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Dds21)

152 I've met nice lesbians on the innerwebs;
I've seen hot lesbians on TV;

How come in real life they've all been fat squatty mean-looking pissbags like this...this THING?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YVxq2)

153 "Brittney Griner's Penis......."


No Horde action figure on that one, please.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (J4Dwc)

154
Roller Derby!
Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)


Brought to you by The Evelyn Woodhead Sped Reading Course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

155 "Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos."

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener -2026 American edition at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (vxQju)

156 29 Without a doubt, that is exactly what I expected Celeste Keaton

-----------------
the menopause friendly down vest really sells it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (3OxeG)

157 They owe those girls more than an apology .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (mwPBr)

158 >>The whole West Coast is weird.


It was mostly populated by the 2nd and 3rd sons.

Rejects and retards.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Dds21)

159 I see they have corgi racing on ESPN now, just saying.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Oh, that I would watch!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

160 By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!
Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)

Like the Free Throws of Angel Reese, you shall be missed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)

161 Ace, you know how I hate to beg, but the nasty fat girl vs. dime store Mandami enate debate in Michigan the other night was the best horror-comedy of the year, and deserves your cruel perspective.

There's gold there.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Wt5PA)

162 Theres an easy solution for all this where white straight women can avoid all this harassment in the public

Stop participating in sports nobody watches and become stay at home mothers

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (fapp/)

163 How come in real life they've all been fat squatty mean-looking pissbags like this...this THING?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YVxq2)

The nice ones are discreet about it. But the leftist ones let their freak flag fly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (1z8ji)

164 I saw Hole open for Brittany Griner's Penis at the Palladium

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (BlDDt)

165 150 The whole West Coast is weird.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM

Maybe radiation from the atomic bomb testing in the Pacific is to blame?

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (y9ksN)

166 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (GUOwU)

167 There are only 3 true sports. Auto Racing, mountain climbing and combat aviation. All of the others are games except for golf.golf isn't a game, no defense. There needs to be a goalie on the greens before it's a game

Posted by: The Ballots at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (LOZbR)

168
By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)

Okay, I laughed.

And that phrase should become a thing even if it's only on the HQ.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iJfKG)

169 I hosted Celebrity Bowling from 1972-79. Made a decent living at it, too. Next week-Chuck Woolery and his lovely wife Jo Ann Pflug.

Posted by: Jed Allan at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (JM9I6)

170 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?
-----

Well unfortunately we still have minimum wage laws...

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

171 Damn Brittney Griner's Penis and all that sail in her!

Hmmmm.....needs work.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (YVxq2)

172 I would, however, watch Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark engage in an exhibition warm oil wrestling match where the uniforms were bikinis…. Dana White, take note; this is a $100M idea

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (+gA9j)

173 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.


Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (Dds21)
_____

There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.

It wasn't until her teenage years that she started looking more masculine.

All dick jokes aside, I have always thought she started taking steriods and performance-enhancing drugs around this time. If even a feminine woman takes male hormones for 10+ years, they will end up looking like ... Griner.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

174 Professional Cornhole >> Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

175 166 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (GUOwU)


Oh no... Anyway.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (mwPBr)

176 I'm stealing that.


I'll miss you more than an Angel Reece free throw.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (ldxYn)

177 I hosted Celebrity Bowling from 1972-79. Made a decent living at it, too. Next week-Chuck Woolery and his lovely wife Jo Ann Pflug.
Posted by: Jed Allan

I went to jail for rigging the PA lottery.

Posted by: Nick Price at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (wOO3z)

178 They owe those girls more than an apology .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (mwPBr)

How is your BIRTHDAY going so far, donna?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Irr+m)

179 >> Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.


The Tour de Espana, last year, had more Pali Flags than Spanish Flags on Display.

Numerous Stages either re-routed or cancelled due to Protest/Terrorist Threats.

All because Israel Premier-Tech was a Team.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Dds21)

180 *looks skyward for angels with trumpets*
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Horn Blows at Midnight. Jack Benny should have told you.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (RVEEg)

181 How is your BIRTHDAY going so far, donna?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Irr+m)

Great... Thanks for asking...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (mwPBr)

182 I wouldn't want to be caught out in a Seattle storm. I bet it just rains hobo wine and fentanyl with hail made of street dumplings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (BI5O2)

183 >>There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.


Your opinions on attractiveness are beyond suspect.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Dds21)

184 Maybe radiation from the atomic bomb testing in the Pacific is to blame?
Posted by: Josephistan

--------------

I lived in CA a while, and a fellow East Coaster and I had a theory -- all the societal rejects kept getting pushed West. So there was a gradient.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (3OxeG)

185 I got free courtside tickets to a Storm game several years ago. I went with my wife. There were two distinct groups of people there. Families with one or more young women who were basketball players on their school team, and Celeste Keaton clones. I'm not exaggerating. The fat, soft, short, old, gray, buzz cut, flannel wearing, lesbian crowd ALL looked almost exactly like her.

I'd say the clones were at least 65% of the crowd. My wife and I got glares from them. We were clearly not welcome.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

186 Mr we could use a man like Francisco Franco again
Didn't need no Muslim state
Everybody pulled their weight
Gee our old Tesla ran great
Those were the days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (BlDDt)

187 Club WNBA Cunnilingus. Sophie and Cait ain't in that club.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (//X5P)

188 Well if you are trying to convince normal people that homosexuality is not a mental illness, this is not the way to go about it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (bX16E)

189 I apologize for my hometown. It used to be so nice, filled with actually nice people.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (gUs21)

190 Another good one by VDH - The greater their arrogance, the harder they certainly fall.

https://tinyurl.com/yvujpxf4

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (kX27y)

191 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.
Posted by: Ripley
......

I was just in Portugal for a couple of weeks. They don't seem to put up with that shit. Immigration control was dead serious.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

192 There are only 3 true sports. Auto Racing, mountain climbing and combat aviation. All of the others are games except for golf.golf isn't a game, no defense. There needs to be a goalie on the greens before it's a game
Posted by: The Ballots at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (LOZbR)

Andrzej Bargiel and Alex Honnold are very athletic but I would describe their activities as near-suicidal

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (+gA9j)

193 Skanky fucking lesbian / dyke CUNTS should never - NEVER - have been let out of the closet. These people belong shut inside their sad, bitter little closets FOREVER.

Posted by: deadrody at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (vgB0v)

194 They should go back to the flying dildo promotions instead of cussing at the fans.

Posted by: Thatch at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (S6YCM)

195
I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)



Wanna know how I know you're ghey?

Uhhhh..... I might have to rethink that. Nevermind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (csxIM)

196 >> I got free courtside tickets to a Storm game several years ago. I went with my wife. There were two distinct groups of people there. Families with one or more young women who were basketball players on their school team, and Celeste Keaton clones. I'm not exaggerating. The fat, soft, short, old, gray, buzz cut, flannel wearing, lesbian crowd ALL looked almost exactly like her.


I got stuck on the train after a few WNBA Games a few times when I lived back in NY.

It looked like the local Tuna Cannery on Free Sample Night.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Dds21)

197 There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.


Your opinions on attractiveness are beyond suspect.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Dds21)
______

Nah. I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

198 >>The Roanoke Rugmunchers.

Seattle Scissor Chicks

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)

199 Let's have a big round of applause for the freshly renamed Seattle Snootchsnufflers!

Or just throw green dildos, whatever.

Posted by: Hink Winkleman, WNBA announcer and Sports! Reporter! at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (YVxq2)

200 The Birmingham Bean Flickers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (wOO3z)

201 Golf is a game, not a sport.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
___________

Bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/sww2bbnd

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (XvL8K)

202 >> I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.


Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)

203 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals.

I believe that you mean impending citizens, Comrade. -- Spain's socialist government

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ExV1e)

204 The Philadelphia Fisters

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Dds21)

205 It's amusing when they show shots of the crowd at these games -- such as the link to the farm animals jeering the two girls -- and you can see how few "fans" are there. And most of the few fans that are there are farm animals. Or at least I think they are. Hard to tell. Could be alien mutants.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

206
Green Bay Gap Lappers

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (csxIM)

207
Funny moment from yesterday evening.

Me and the wife were out with Joe Mannix at a trivia night, and he sats "did you hear what happened to these two young girls at a WNBA game?"

I said "lemme guess... they were wearing Caitlin Clark jerseys, and one of these 'roided out ladychimps went into a Pavlovian response and attacked them."

He laughed pretty hard at how freaking close I guessed it. It's a gift.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

208 The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM

Say what you like, at least they can find it.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

209 172 I would, however, watch Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark engage in an exhibition warm oil wrestling match where the uniforms were bikinis…. Dana White, take note; this is a $100M idea
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

"Gent" magazines' editors takes notice of your idea, laugh, and say no, bro.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

210 Seattle Scissor Chicks
Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)

The Charleston Cramazons

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (1z8ji)

211 *IF*...and that's a big if...the NBA wanted the WNBA to thrive and prosper...they'd insist that every single club's president, vice president, and head coach be *fired*. Burn the existing structure of decision makers to the ground. They clearly don't have a single clue on how to take the gift that is all of the eyes that now watch their product and RUN RUN RUN with it and instead of behaving as if they were a lot happier when nobody watched their terrible brand of ugly dyke basketball.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (TN0g+)

212 There are only a few Horde members I fully trust on beauty and will click a link from and one is Wolfus. I think it's more that we just have the same oddly refined taste in chicks.

Although he has also been known to talk about feet.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Irr+m)

213 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

How'd you do at the trivia night?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

214 Memphis Muffdivers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (wOO3z)

215 I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.


Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

216 There are only a few Horde members I fully trust on beauty and will click a link from and one is Wolfus. I think it's more that we just have the same oddly refined taste in chicks.

Although he has also been known to talk about feet.
Posted by: ...

The Mannix girls were usually hot.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

217 The New York Jets

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (Irr+m)

218 Gross frau:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (vOxCS)

219 Pathetic.

You know what isn't pathetic?

Girls softball.

Those chicks can play.

https://youtu.be/TQDccE-h5RE

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

220 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM

One is not like the other, when it comes to lace on their shorts.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (0sNs1)

221 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. What they don't mention is, Warsh has expressed a preference for fighting inflation by reducing the Fed's balance sheet - the Fed sells stuff and the money they receive for the sale is out of M2 (I think that's how it works). The problem is, similar assets owned by Wall Street bankers might suffer market losses as the Fed dump drives down prices. "Why should first time home buyers get lower mortgage rates at the expense of Wall Street bankers?" demands the NY Times.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)

222 >>Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.


Look, if you can get off at the Ape House at your local Zoo...
who am I to impugn your taste?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Dds21)

223
The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM

Say what you like, at least they can find it.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)



I FOUND IT.

I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE!

Posted by: Badman at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (csxIM)

224
Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/


I don't think they're attractive so I'll take your advice and stick with Dudes...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (mwPBr)

225 This is Celeste Keaton


She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....

You have won the thread. If you had Stateless at comment 42 go to the window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: Mallamutt, AOSHQ Para Mutual Manager at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (cI94r)

226 Philadelphia Phillies slugger John Kruk. When a fan confronted him for smoking and drinking, famously saying, "You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete," Kruk shot back with the legendary response: "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (SoV6i)

227 I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......

*blinks at screen*
*changes display scale*

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

228 Have said it before and will again, Seattle will never ever see another dollar of mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)

229 How'd you do at the trivia night?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

2nd.

There's the other "team" that usually gets first (though we occasionally beat them).

They're very lame. Most of the teams are like us. 2 or 3 people
They bring between 10-14 every time, and push a bunch of tables together so they can "win." They take it sooooo seriously, and I love when we do beat them, because they get all sad-faced about it. It's... weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

230 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

231 Wow , a miracle occurred. Seattle's theater kid Mayor Wilson fired the DEI police chief Shon Barnes. Seattle be hopping this week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (BlDDt)

232 Gross frau:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (vOxCS)

Link does not like my browser. Fuck them to Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (1z8ji)

233 off topic - Is Spain-or the part of Spain near Morocco being invaded- a place with no rights to own guns as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (6ZG1g)

234 The amazing Dr clitterhouse

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (43M7W)

235 The Washington Compost rates the story as Four Green Dildos.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (z1wya)

236
Angel Reese looks like she couldn't hold down a $20 corner and has to work a dark side street.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Y8DZL)

237 That spitter would have gotten a fist in the face reflexively if I was the victim.
Just that quick...*pop*

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (SoV6i)

238 What would be really funny is if some guy beats the crap out of those female haters and yelled the whole time that he's a woman so they're haters if they called security on him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (KE23q)

239 Wow , a miracle occurred. Seattle's theater kid Mayor Wilson fired the DEI police chief Shon Barnes. Seattle be hopping this week
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The replacement will be worse. That's how this fucked up game is played.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (wOO3z)

240 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

241 41 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.

Any mediocre male college basketball player could "transition", and immediately become the WNBA's superstar.

Officially, the WNBA claims that no trannies have been interested in playing in the WNBA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (aD4fx)


To my knowledge no self-proclaimed trannies have played in US female pro sports. The league rules must prohibit it. Because team owners, sponsors, and TV networks know it would soon lead to no viewers and no ticket sales. They are privately-owned so legally not subject to Fed anti-discrimination laws Nonetheless, it is discriminatory collusion, straight-up. I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

242 https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv
Linkee no workee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (43M7W)

243 Ceuta is in Africa. The migrants have to cross the Strait of Gibraltar to be in Europe.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (rJ48h)

244 The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM

San Antonio Scissors

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (dK+Kv)

245 2nd.

There's the other "team" that usually gets first (though we occasionally beat them).

They're very lame. Most of the teams are like us. 2 or 3 people
They bring between 10-14 every time, and push a bunch of tables together so they can "win." They take it sooooo seriously, and I love when we do beat them, because they get all sad-faced about it. It's... weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

When I was stationed in Monterey, I'd go to the weekly trivia night at a local bar. Usually did pretty well. I'd team up with another guy who could answer the sports questions, and I'd usually handle everything else.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

246 A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

247 Looks like one of the two girls is ... hispanic? She doesn't look white to me.

It comes as no surprise that a race/ethnicity that normally would have carte blanche from the left to do or say anything they want suddenly is evil and must be silenced if they deviate even a little from leftist dogma.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

248 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

249 We haven’t had a Mannix broad in awhile. Sad trombone…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (+gA9j)

250 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

It sells itself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

251 @243 Ceuta is part of Spain. The minute the migrants get their foot in Ceuta they are subject to EU immigration rules

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (BlDDt)

252 Sounds like the re-reconquista has begun in Spain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (3Ope8)

253 The Mannix girls were usually hot.
Posted by: Bulg
.......

If not, they had some physical feature or article of clothing we could make fun of.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

254 Have said it before and will again, Seattle will never ever see another dollar of mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)

------------

The Wifey and I have refused to cross into Califzuela since we escaped several years ago.

I have an old college football reunion coming up in SoCal later this year, and really want to attend -- but The Wifey is a hard "NO."

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (izXCr)

255 A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

Between.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

256

I remember a lesbo gym teacher back in the 80s.

Mildly nice person, but not really.

Angry.

Angry at being a fat lesbian, I think.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (och2J)

257 Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
-----

Wow. Have some standards man. There's nothing attractive about either of them.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (TN0g+)

258 Posted by: mr tmz at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (rJ48h)

Thanks. Some people here and elsewhere keep referring to it as being part of Spain.. Is it under Spanish control?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (6ZG1g)

259 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
________________


https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

260 I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)

261 on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

Between.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

Below?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Irr+m)

262
"I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

263 Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
-----

Wow. Have some standards man. There's nothing attractive about either of them.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (TN0g+)
_______

LOL

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

264 Thanks. Some people here and elsewhere keep referring to it as being part of Spain.. Is it under Spanish control?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (6ZG1g)

======

Not anymore.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (2ap+5)

265 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

266 Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)
----
The land whale from yesterday afternoon who killed his mother would be Exhibit A.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (FZ29D)

267 I think Luputa Nyongo ( or whatever her last name is) is more attractive then Candace Owen, but I don't want to date either one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (6ZG1g)

268 We actually missed a Kate Upton related spirts question last night. What year did Kate Upton's husband's baseball team first win the WS? We guessed 2015, but it was 2017.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (BI5O2)

269 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

-----------

You haven't truly experienced the full movement of women's beach volleyball until you've watched it played on a nude beach.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (izXCr)

270 Lupita Nyongo is every bit as attractive as Michelle Obama.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Irr+m)

271 This video of Angel Reese dribbling up the court on a slow break is hilarious.

http://tiny.cc/3mm7101

Girl needs to go back to middle school fundamentals and work on them for a few years.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (mkw2N)

272 270 Lupita Nyongo is every bit as attractive as Michelle Obama.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Irr+m)


Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (mwPBr)

273 Without those twin grottos, Owens would be quite attractive, I think. But that Odyssey chick? Ho Li Hell, only an incel would find her attractive.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (J4Dwc)

274 @258 Fen, Ceuta and Mellilla another town are on the Moroccan coast and are considered part of Spain. They aren't colonies.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (BlDDt)

275
Ladies and Gentlemen! Paris Hilton presents "HOT OR NOT!!!"

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

276 Imagine being part of a sports ball fandom not because you enjoy the sport but to make a political statement. I personally would derive no joy from that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (IEwf7)

277 221 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. What they don't mention is, Warsh has expressed a preference for fighting inflation by reducing the Fed's balance sheet - the Fed sells stuff and the money they receive for the sale is out of M2 (I think that's how it works). The problem is, similar assets owned by Wall Street bankers might suffer market losses as the Fed dump drives down prices. "Why should first time home buyers get lower mortgage rates at the expense of Wall Street bankers?" demands the NY Times.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)

Bloomberg News was spitting chips over Warsh's press conference. Lisa Abramowicz in particular was ready to draw and quarter Warsh over not committing to raise rates or give any Fed guidance to that effect. A great noise was made over the 3 dissenters to yesterday's rate vote. None of them were named Jay Powell, who voted with Warsh. Nobody is bothering to mention him anymore, even though he's still a voting member of the Fed. Not very convenient for the narrative, I guess.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (b9Otb)

278 Not anymore.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM

Does that mean it is its own area or that Spain is just ignoring the invasion?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (6ZG1g)

279 Candace Owens has Jesse Jackson eyes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (BlDDt)

280 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Isn't it from a movie? I dunno, I remember a pretty crappy movie where she's the love interest of some dude who is so far under her league it destroyed the whole movie. Or maybe it wasn't her but some other similar hot white girl with big boobs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

281 "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (wOO3z)

282 Guy trannies are either giant fat blobs or they look like blow up sex dolls. Neither type seems like they'd be good at sports. But in the wnba, moot point.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (enNUy)

283 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

-------------

* cues Boléro *

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:06 PM (izXCr)

284 Does that mean it is its own area or that Spain is just ignoring the invasion?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (6ZG1g)

========

Spain is ignoring or assisting the invasion.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:06 PM (2ap+5)

285 Candace Owens has Jesse Jackson eyes
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Kim Carnes had a song about that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (wOO3z)

286 260 I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)


Yes, but owners of women's pro leagues could make it financially worthwhile to a male athlete or two to pretend to be a trans-woman, to win a championship or two. But it would soon financially backfire on the owner as I described. Trans-women in pro women's sports is like a self-limiting chemical reaction. Due to the financials. Money always trumps ideology sooner or later.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (5rh/l)

287 I was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

288 I play real sports. I'm not tryin' to be the best at exercising.

Posted by: Kenny Powers at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (2ap+5)

289 132 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

290 All the world thinks she's a spy
She has
Jesse Jackson eyes

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (J4Dwc)

291 Old and Busted: España
New Hotness: Al-Andalus

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (WkL+O)

292 was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

Let's go Jenny Agutter

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Irr+m)

293 Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

Cecil Fielder
Terry Forster

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (XvL8K)

294 "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

------------

I was at college in SoCal during the beginning of "Fernando-mania."

Dude looked like he should be tossing your garbage cans into a garbage truck. The most amazing thing was the he was an exceptional hitter for an MLB pitcher.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (izXCr)

295 Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

296 276 Imagine being part of a sports ball fandom not because you enjoy the sport but to make a political statement. I personally would derive no joy from that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (IEwf7)

Is it really a sport though, if only one of its players can actually play?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 30, 2026 01:10 PM (jYRYu)

297 was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.
-----

Linda Carter from Wonder Woman era.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

298 We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

------------

I'm willing to start a Give-Send-Go to help finance this project.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (izXCr)

299 The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

Tony Gwynn, one of the greatest hitters of all time, but not exactly athletic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (yz/88)

300 Some people say a game you can play while smoking a cigarette is not a sport. Insufferable scolds.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (2ap+5)

301 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. [ . . .]
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)

The analysis of the reaction is:

If he cut it would be “ZOMG INFLATION COMING”
If he raised it would be “ZOMG INFLATION IS HERE”
If he does nothing “ZOMGBBQSAUCE INFLATION HAS HIM TRAPPED



Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

302 Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

Cecil Fielder
Terry Forster
-----

Terry Forster's visit to the Letterman show was hilarious (back when Letterman wasn't a mean, old, meth addict).

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

303
Being yelled at and chastised by an angry lesbian is a normal Tuesday in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (OkYzo)

304 new thread, spain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

305 Sigh...
40 years ago, today, LTJG Nick "Goose Bradshaw dies in a training accident.

*cue Top Gun music*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (2WIwB)

306 *puts on fresh tin foil hat*

I don't believe any of this is organic. Everything to do with the WNBA is an op. The way Caitlyn and Sophie are treated. The dildo thing. The latest betting thing that was brought to light. It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (S0M0K)

307 @299 Linus, Tony Gwynn was kinda round but he was also an all conference basketball player at San Diego State

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (BlDDt)

308 I was just in Portugal for a couple of weeks. They don't seem to put up with that shit. Immigration control was dead serious
-----

Portugal is the only European country I think I could live in.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (IEwf7)

309 299 The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

Tony Gwynn, one of the greatest hitters of all time, but not exactly athletic
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (yz/8

Not to mention Babe Ruth. If Bluto Blutarsky could pitch and hit, you'd get The Babe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (b9Otb)

310 287 I was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

I think of Silver Spoons when I hear Erin Grey.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (SjAWL)

311
I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

Ah, one from their Rosie O'Donnell line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (s9VOe)

312 Celeste Keaton Owns an WNBA team so that she can seduce lesbian players.

At least that’s what I heard!

Posted by: The Dog at July 30, 2026 01:27 PM (fn5TX)

313 That picture of Celeste Keaton?
She's got the vest. I'm betting that she also has a closet full of flannel shirts... and drives a Subaru.
The trucker's chain wallet and a biceps tattoo is 50/50.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (RIlaO)

314 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.
Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM

Do it, and there could be a tab on Ace's browser open for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

315 >>> That owner is coyote ugly

Don't bring us into this

Posted by: The Coyotes at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (rnXoa)

316 Some of the filmed behavior qualifies as assault. They should involve the authorities. If there are no consequences, they will not see an incentive to be civil. Nothing impacts your record and credit rating like a felony.

Posted by: Augusto Perez at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (H7FX4)

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