Waah: Leftists, "Journalists" (But I Repeat Myself) Cry and Seethe Over Trump's Suggestion that CNN's Kaitlin Collins Sorta Looks Like a Transgender Witch

Well he didn't say "witch." I'm adding that.

Dylan Mulvaney Responds After Trump Mocks Her and CNN's Kaitlan Collins at White House Correspondents' Dinner

"To the president, thank you for reminding me that I am more powerful than I even knew," she said in a video posted to social media.

Oh, snup.

A snup is a failed "snap."

Transgender advocate and actress Dylan Mulvaney has responded to President Donald Trump after the latter mocked both her and CNN's Kaitlan Collins during his speech at the rescheduled White House Correspondents' Dinner on Friday night.
At the event, which had been postponed from April after a gunman fired shots as the first dinner was under way, Trump gave a speech wherein he compared the two women after Collins accepted an award for her working covering the administration.

I completely forgot this was still going on and I had no idea it was going on this past weekend.

"I want to personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins on receiving her award," Trump said. "It was all about me. It's a fake -- she shouldn't get the award, it was a fake. But I didn't mind. I said, 'Kaitlan, congratulations.' But it was fake, there's no question about it."
After criticizing Collins for her facial expressions, Trump then compared her to Mulvaney, mentioning the 2023 controversy surrounding the latter's Bud Light commercial. Three years ago, Mulvaney made an ad for Bud Light that was met with criticism from conservatives who launched a boycott against the beer brand, leading to a decline in sales.
"I thought Kaitlan had really made it big with a major new sponsorship, but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney," Trump said Friday. "Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light $35 billion in market cap. That was the worst commercial ever made by the way, for those few people who want to hear that. Most people don't care, but I would. I wouldn't want to hire Dylan any time soon."

Trump posted this photoshop to prove his point:

He roasted the media generally.

"The attempted mass murder at the Washington Hilton-that's what it could have been-was an assault on our democracy itself," Trump said. "A very serious situation. Many of you were there with me, and some showed extreme bravery, like Pete Hegseth, Steve Miller, Tom Holman. Really, they were standing on tables. And most of you were under the table," he said to Friday night's attendees, which got some laughs.

The media remained stone-silent and barely laughed at any of Trump's jokes.

Even the president was critical of some of the jokes when they received no laughs. At one point, he referred to the "governor of Chicago," presumably billionaire Gov. of Illinois, J.B. Pritzker, while discussing a staged fight among politicians.

"I would say I could mention the governor of Chicago, but I'm going to mention instead Jerry Nadler, and they're fighting for a big piece of cheesecake, big fat piece of cheesecake," he said to zero audible laughs. "Who the hell wrote that line?"

In fairness, a lot of these aren't ha-ha jokes. They're really just insults delivered in a faux-jocular way. I understand that -- it's hard to be funny about people you actually hate. The media leftists hate Trump, and Trump, understandably, hates them back.

None of their "jokes" about Trump are funny either. Just insults.

Following mentions of late-night hosts Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, whom he called talentless, Trump also admitted that he truly hates some people.

"They thought about going with a professional clown for entertainment, but Adam 'Shifty' Schiff was not available," Trump joked. "You know he's known -- I hate some people. You know, I shouldn't say the surprise. I'm not supposed to hate him. I'm supposed to love everybody, but he's a terrible person. He's a liar, and I called him watermelon head because he has the largest head I've ever seen with the smallest neck, pencil neck. How does that big fat ugly head stand on a on a little pencil, pencil, pencil neck?"

That's not really a joke. That's just reality.

Menstrual manlet Jim Acosta was, get this, outraged.

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Jul 24
This dinner is a disgrace. Trump's rambling, unhinged speech is full of hate and spite. Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let's not sanitize how truly ugly it was. This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.

The ultimate troll was Trump's announcement that he's running for president again in 2028:

.@POTUS: "I won three times — now I'm going to do it again." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/7CElUcVlyO
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) July 25, 2026

This was kinda funny:

.@POTUS: "A once feared and powerful regime that relentlessly attacked America has finally been toppled. Their former leaders have been removed and they’re now being run by a gay dictator facing internal divisions. But I for one wish Bari Weiss all the best at CBS News." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/tlE0i7Wwbc
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) July 25, 2026

Here was the Kaitlin Collins insult:

.@POTUS: "I thought @kaitlancollins had really made it big with a major new sponsorship, but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney." 🤣 pic.twitter.com/QAOKHgAwiR
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) July 25, 2026

One problem with Trump's jokes and speeches in general is that he hates just reading prepared material. His "compromise" for reading a speech, or reading a prepared joke, is to read one line of the pre-written material, then add in two or three sentences of improvised riffs between each line. This is what makes his SOTU addresses so long and, frankly, meandering. It also hurts a joke when you riff two or three lines unrelated to the joke between the set-up and punchline. It separates the two things you're trying to connect in the joke.

That said: I like showing disrespect to people who are thoroughly disreputable, despicable, and whore-ish. Funniness is beside the main point.

How was your weekend?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

Comments

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1 We want to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you qualify, are you gonna do it?
Don't be so circumscribed, are you gonna do it?
Just get yourself untied, are you gonna do it?

Feel the heat pushing you to decide
Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not

Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on
Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try
Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry

SOME LIKE IT FIRST BUT THE BLADE IS ON

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

2 So funny

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2026 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

3 You can never bitch slap journalists enough.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

4 I told my wife that they couldn't take offense because they'd have to admit there's something wrong with being compared to a tranny...

But I seriously underestimated their ability to doublethink.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2026 12:13 PM (N1DT3)

5 Christopher Nolan should have cast Dylan as Helen of Troy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:13 PM (2GVsD)

6 Should we summon the Corgis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:14 PM (2GVsD)

7 Those jokes made me laugh. Too bad we weren't there.

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2026 12:14 PM (mFhj8)

8 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Jul 24

... a disgrace. Trump's rambling, unhinged speech is full of hate and spite. Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let's not sanitize how truly ugly it was.

Soooo...like you at question time at the WH press briefings, only, you know, more eloquent- and manly?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

9 "The attempted mass murder at the Washington Hilton-that's what it could have been-was an assault on our democracy itself," Trump said. "A very serious situation. Many of you were there with me, and some showed extreme bravery, like Pete Hegseth, Steve Miller, Tom Holman. Really, they were standing on tables. And most of you were under the table," he said to Friday night's attendees, which got some laughs.

Good shit there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:15 PM (wOO3z)

10 No woman, no matter how progressive, takes "you look like a trans woman" as a compliment.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 27, 2026 12:15 PM (pvZMi)

11 Sally Quinn, in the New York Times, laments the decline of the Uniparty:

The worst part about living in Donald Trump’s Washington has been seeing just how much fun he and all the MAGA vandals he brought to power have been having sacking and pillaging the place. This while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship were filled first with shock, then a feeling of helplessness, and hopelessness. It could border on passivity. What could be done?

Will no one think of the "longtime Washingtonians"?

They lose the billions in USAID money (most of which was spent within the Beltway), and have to put up with "MAGA vandals" on top of that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 27, 2026 12:15 PM (aD4fx)

12 I thought Trump's speech was good.

He was at times funny, at times a political speech, and at times openly mocking and contemptuous of the simping limpdick legacy media who payed piles of money to sit there watching Trump shit on them.

What more could you want? Boobs?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

13 How is it insulting to be compared to the wonderful girlhood owner Mulvaney?

Posted by: Piper at July 27, 2026 12:16 PM (hftzA)

14 No woman, no matter how progressive, takes "you look like a trans woman" as a compliment.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 27, 2026 12:15 PM (pvZMi)

But the leftist ones will never explain why.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 27, 2026 12:16 PM (N1DT3)

15 When did Dylan Mulvaney become a thespian?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (MzBNC)

16 Did anyone get up and walk out on President Trump during his remarks? If not, why not?

Or did they all just sit there and take it because deep down inside they know he's right about them?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (FZ29D)

17 Leftists:

MAGA vandals bad

Illegal alien vandals enrich

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (2GVsD)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (2YhKe)

19
What more could you want? Boobs?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That's a silly question.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (wOO3z)

20 Kaitlan Collins has manface.

Dylan Mulvaney is a 'man.'

The reference is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (2YhKe)

21 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not tired of all the winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

22 Piper

Did you forget the /sarc tag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (2GVsD)

23 You can never bitch slap journalists enough.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)
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I picture the people lined up to smack the hysterical lady in "Airplane!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (amcLV)

24 Willowed:
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I knew it was all bullshit early on, when people at work were saying they had seen satellite photos of mass graves in China

Posted by: Don Black at July 27, 2026 12:12 PM (ZxPkt)
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Do you disbelieve the mass graves?

Because another theory has arisen that China 1) "leaked" the virus and sent 2) Chinese citizens all over the world to cover up a massive and brutal suppression of a brewing revolt.

I remember when people were explaining that the massive falloff in cellular activity from China cannot be explained by the virus casualties China was claiming.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (Fi81e)

25 Some moron has probably already stated this, so I'll just reiterate that that Mulvaney freak is a man and should always be referred to as such.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (3Ope8)

26 I would have enjoyed it if Andrew Dice Clay had written the jokes for him.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (bNf8H)

27 @Acosta
Jul 24

This dinner is a disgrace. Trump's rambling, unhinged speech is full of hate and spite. Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let's not sanitize how truly ugly it was. This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.

You're just a whiney fag, Jm J. Acosta.

Go suck a dick, fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:18 PM (2YhKe)

28 Yeah, I didn't think any of them were really funny. But you have an audience that has pre-planned to not laugh at anything what are you gonna do? The joke is that they have to sit there at their own stupid event and just take the insults. That I find very funny.

And that Kaitlin/Dylan comparison is gonna stick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (n5tGW)

29 I picture the people lined up to smack the hysterical lady in "Airplane!"

Boxing gloves or pipe wrench?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (2GVsD)

30 Can we just not do these correspondents dinners anymore?

They're not interesting, they're not funny, they don't do anything except give these journalists an excuse to fellate each other.

I can turn on the TV and get all of those every day of the year.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (jGGMD)

31 Leftists:

MAGA vandals bad

Illegal alien vandals enrich
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (2GVsD)
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They have twice the number of standards conservatives have.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (Fi81e)

32 Sally Quinn, in the New York Times, laments the decline of the Uniparty:

The worst part about living in Donald Trump’s Washington has been seeing just how much fun he and all the MAGA vandals he brought to power have been having sacking and pillaging the place. This while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship were filled first with shock, then a feeling of helplessness, and hopelessness. It could border on passivity. What could be done?

I'm a long time Washingtonian (well, I live in DC-adjacent NoVa) and I'm not sad, shocked, helpless, hopeless, or passive. In fact, it's what I voted for. As to this mythical "norms, bipartisanship and shared values", GTF outta here with that crap. I was here for Jimmah, Clinton, Obama, and Biden. The only value I shared with them is a hatred for the press.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

33
did they all just sit there and take it because deep down inside they know he's right about them?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

================

They all just sat there and too it because they're addicted to power and attention.

Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (XJ22o)

34 What more could you want? Boobs?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
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Any time is a good time for boobs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (amcLV)

35 DM should have stayed male.

Because he makes for one homely bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (oUopv)

36 Did Jim Acosta ever recover from the pink eye?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (2GVsD)

37 What more could you want? Boobs?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, the Press are boobs, but not the right pair.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (u82oZ)

38 15 When did Dylan Mulvaney become a thespian?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 27, 2026

He always was. He started as a gay man on broadway. He got bit parts regularly until he decided to do his journey to girlhood and SUDDENLY he became famous and started making millions. The decision to be trans was not related, I am sure.

Posted by: Piper at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (hftzA)

39 *raising fist in triumph*
Tonight, we are thespians!

Posted by: Theater kids on opening night at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

40 >>I would have enjoyed it if Andrew Dice Clay had written the jokes for him.
__
Hickory-dickory dock,
Kaitlin Collins has a c*ck.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (bNf8H)

41 Trump pays them back in their coin.

Posted by: steevy at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (YwEeS)

42 "Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman!"

*Trump compares actual woman to Mulvaney*

"TRANSPHOBE!!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (2YhKe)

43 Can we just not do these correspondents dinners anymore?

They're not interesting, they're not funny, they don't do anything except give these journalists an excuse to fellate each other.

I can turn on the TV and get all of those every day of the year.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (jGGMD)
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I'm a Trump guy.

He was cringe, as the kids say.

He was channeling some Great Karen spirit.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Fi81e)

44 Menstrual manlet Jim Acosta was, get this, outraged.

No. Nooooooooooooooo! Not that!! I'm experiencing a sudden attack of the vapors! Where's my fainting couch?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2026 12:21 PM (0sNs1)

45 >>Because another theory has arisen that China 1) "leaked" the virus and sent 2) Chinese citizens all over the world to cover up a massive and brutal suppression of a brewing revolt.

There was well over a month or two of coverage of the Chinese protesting...
then there was Covid and the Chinese 'Lockdowns'.

Then there were no more protestors.

Weird that.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2026 12:21 PM (zGzrB)

46 Maybe someone should feed Al Bundy quotes into Trump's teleprompter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (2GVsD)

47 DM should have stayed male.

Because he makes for one homely bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (oUopv)
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Same can be said about the blue-haired shrieker in that viral video and the Maine candidate.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Fi81e)

48 Covid was released for one reason and one reason only:

To stop Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

49 Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman. But comparing another woman to Dylan is calling that woman ugly

Hmmmmm.

The left never disappoints.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Xe8e7)

50 Did anyone get up and walk out on President Trump during his remarks? If not, why not?

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They were afraid to leave Secret Cervix protection -- all the while secretly hoping there was a group of assassins they "helpfully" motivated waiting to take out Trump and other members of his team?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (9EFgU)

51 Did he make fun of the correspondents who, in the heat of the moment, when gunfire erupted, had the presence of mind to snatch the wine bottles before running for the exits?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (jehhT)

52 Is Mulvaney trans or is he doing it for laughs like Milton Berle?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (rJ48h)

53 I bet you the Tate Bros would need to have a long and hard argument about whether or not they wanted to bang Collins or Mulvaney.

Posted by: garrett at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (zGzrB)

54 Did Mulvaney go full monty and have his dick cut off for an open wound bonus hole?

Or is he just a mentally broken chick with dick?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

55 "Is Lizzo beautiful?"
"Absolutely, she's like SOOOO gorgeous!"
"You look just like her."
*seethes*

Posted by: So much self-ownage these days at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

56 I knew it was all bullshit early on, when people at work were saying they had seen satellite photos of mass graves in China

A lot more work needs to be done identifying the disinformation campaign launched against the West.

Remember all the videos from China and Iran showing people collapsing on the street from Covid?

Obviously designed to spread panic.

Who was behind those videos?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 27, 2026 12:24 PM (aD4fx)

57 Same can be said about the blue-haired shrieker in that viral video and the Maine candidate.
Posted by: Axeman

I saw a meme yesterday with a pic of Biden sniffing Meatloaf and the caption said "smells like sausage".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:24 PM (wOO3z)

58 When did Dylan Mulvaney become a thespian?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 27, 2026 12:17 PM (MzBNC)

Always has been. He'd eat his own pussy if h could get around to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:24 PM (1z8ji)

59 __
Hickory-dickory dock,
Kaitlin Collins has a c*ck.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 27, 2026 12:20 PM (bNf8H)

I laughed way too hard at this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

60 Apparently, some American couple that fled to Venezuela to escape Trump's America now regrets it.

Own your mistakes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (2GVsD)

61 Did they take the wine bottles when the event was over?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

62 Thea things work well the person giving the speech also does some self deprecating. Trump doesn’t do that. It’s not his thing. So it falls flat.

The whole thing is stupid, Trump should tell them all to fuck off, if someone needs him he’ll be golfing Florida this weekend.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Xe8e7)

63 54 Did Mulvaney go full monty and have his dick cut off for an open wound bonus hole?

Or is he just a mentally broken chick with dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

I don't think he ever had surgery. He's just cosplaying for the money and notoriety.

Posted by: Lack of commitment to the part at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (TbWk/)

64 Elric, we always want boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

65 For those who hunger for blog-favorite Brian Stelter's take on the Correspondent's Dinner (a take which, strangely, is absent here), here is something to titillate (if not sate) that hunger:

https://www.alternet.org/trump-correspondents-dinner/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2026 12:26 PM (0sNs1)

66 Dylan isn't powerful and isn't actually funny, but -- he IS a joke.

Posted by: JQ at July 27, 2026 12:26 PM (rdVOm)

67 DTS should have made some remark about the correspondents all being fake, so he provided boxed wine, repackaged in bottles with a fancy looking label. Not that they would know the difference.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 27, 2026 12:26 PM (3Ope8)

68 Any mockery of reporters is A-Okay with me…. I saw Potato Head Stelter was insulted as well so that means the speech was a smashing success

Or related to Stelter a (potato)mashing success

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:26 PM (+gA9j)

69 Anna Puma

Were they trapped in the rubble?

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:26 PM (u82oZ)

70 Kaitlin Collins has serious manface.

But here's the thing if the left's claim that transwomen are women and there is nothing wrong with them how can they argue it is an insult to call someone one?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

71
Elric, we always want boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

https://shorturl.fm/q08NN

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

72 Maybe someone should feed Al Bundy quotes into Trump's teleprompter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (2GVsD)

No Ma’am…. I wanna join that club!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:28 PM (+gA9j)

73 Remember Dylan Mulvaney's schtick is not that he's an adult woman, he's cosplaying as a teenaged girl.

Really makes you wonder who Bud was marketing to when they hired him.

Teenaged Girls?
Or Adult (non-Somali) Pedos?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

74 That said: I like showing disrespect to people who are thoroughly disreputable, despicable, and whore-ish. Funniness is beside the main point.

==

They don't deserve funniness !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:28 PM (GD0B3)

75 This while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship...
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4 more years of "bipartisanship" would have killed this great nation. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

76 Really makes you wonder who Bud was marketing to when they hired him.

Teenaged Girls?
Or Adult (non-Somali) Pedos?
Posted by: 18-1

Yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (wOO3z)

77 Seattle media are discovering this mother none of the canyon the city caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?
The commie mayor had them shut off to thwart ICE.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB)

78 Men make the best women.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2Ez/1)

79 How Mulvaney got his start.......

https://youtu.be/17q0SAEipSc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2YhKe)

80 The "dinner" was awful. Just stupid all around, with stupid, unaccomplished people giving each other participation trophies.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (GD0B3)

81 Really makes you wonder who Bud was marketing to when they hired him.

Teenaged Girls?
Or Adult (non-Somali) Pedos?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

They’re not marketing to anyone. It’s a check the box campaign to satisfy the alphabet mafia and Blackrock’s social score.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (Xe8e7)

82 This while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship were filled first with shock, then a feeling of helplessness, and hopelessness. It could border on passivity.

The people that told me Dick Cheney was a genocidal maniac are now complaining that the current president won't follow his norms.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

83 STD’s are more popular than the media. Trump was nice. I would have gotten up there and wagged by dick at them.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (OX0hA)

84 At least this time there was proper security...and nice chandeliers !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (GD0B3)

85 Jeez.
Disregard 77. WTF???

Seattle media are discovering that none of the city cameras caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?
The commie mayor had them shut off to thwart ICE.

No idea how that happened.
Sorry guys.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)

86 STD’s are more popular than the media. Trump was nice. I would have gotten up there and wagged by dick at them.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 27, 2026 12:30 PM (OX0hA)

SCHLONGED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2YhKe)

87 Hickory-dickory dock,
Kaitlin Collins has a c*ck.
Posted by: Frasier Crane
________

...
...
And dumped Tapper on the next block

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (XvL8K)

88 >>>He's a liar, and I called him watermelon head because he has the largest head I've ever seen with the smallest neck, pencil neck. How does that big fat ugly head stand on a on a little pencil, pencil, pencil neck?

>Isn't that Jew hate? This is why Trump is Hitler.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (3oLiU)

89 Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:29 PM (2WIwB

I'm sorry. I'm really tired today, but I didn't understand the first sentence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2+NBt)

90 In an alternate universe I think Trump could’ve been a pretty good standup comic…. Whenever I see the word riffing I think of George Costanza seeking his apology and instead he gets riffing and bee-bopping and scatting all over him haha

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (+gA9j)

91
This would be a great moment for members of the press to get up and walk out.

So why didn't you do so, Jimmy A? Lead the parade, you thought leader, you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (ixS3i)

92 Afternoon Ace.
So I take it that Acosta wasn't invited and he's upset he didn't go to the sock hop. Boo hoo Jimmy boy they'll appreciate your work at the gloryhole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (xh8GK)

93 Trump should learn that his rambling, off the cuff style works better at rallies than behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (Fi81e)

94 FenelonSpoke,

See 85.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)

95 Bri - an Stel - ter

(He'll steal your girl, you know.)

Posted by: Sam Gangee at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (0sNs1)

96 77 Wow, major autocucumber fail.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

97 I'd say Shane Gillis roasting Chelsea Handler is the gold standard, except for this, the GOAT:

https://youtu.be/NFpkvAePP7M?is=5aKphwIIQ00NpDSs

Posted by: logorof at July 27, 2026 12:32 PM (jo6FO)

98 Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:31 P

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (2+NBt)

99 48 Covid was released for one reason and one reason only:

To stop Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

Contrast the response to the coronavirus pandemic in 2019-2020 to the coronavirus pandemic in 2003. I suspect Bush did something the deep state wanted and Trump did not.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (OlzlW)

100 Trump was relaxed and acted like a gentleman and a sportsman. Even when the decrepit Wolf Blitzer (or whatever his name is) was giving out trophies for Epstein "coverage" !

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)

101 Did anybody watch The Mentalist perform at the end? I can't stand him, is he supposed to be funny?

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (kX27y)

102 Jeez.
Disregard 77. WTF???

Seattle media are discovering that none of the city cameras caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?
The commie mayor had them shut off to thwart ICE.

No idea how that happened.
Sorry guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)

Autocucumber FTW!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (+gA9j)

103 10 No woman, no matter how progressive, takes "you look like a trans woman" as a compliment.

but i thought i was supposed to believe that trans women *are* women!

Posted by: anachronda at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (sGtp+)

104 My general take on the whole thing is, why bother? It helps no one, other than giving the targets of the comments something else to bitch about. If the MSM is truly irrelevant, then the greatest insult would be to just ignore them.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (QaH55)

105 I thought trans women were women and there was no difference between them and cis female womb havers. Did I miss a memo?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (+4yJ5)

106 did they all just sit there and take it because deep down inside they know he's right about them?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

================

They all just sat there and too it because they're addicted to power and attention.
Posted by: Blonde Mortixtl at July 27, 2026 12:19 PM (XJ22o)

Not exactly.

This is more of their "norms". The President gets his chop at the WHCD, and normally they sit there and laugh along with his jibes at them.

But, yeah, his jokes would've worked better with a short and snappy delivery. Ace Is right about that.

Oblabla actually was the big tradition breaker when he spent his time at WHCD dumping on Trump and p[raising himself with humble-brag 'jokes".

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iJfKG)

107 64 Elric, we always want boobs.
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)
________

https://tinyurl.com/3as3f5n8

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

108 IIRC the Bud light Mulvaney thing wasn’t even really a campaign. It was a one off YouTube video or some such.

Much like how movies have to have a gay and black actor to qualify for Oscars. Doesn’t matter how big the part is as long as they have a few lines it’s good. See Odyssey as Exhibit A.

Bud Light did that with Mulvaney. Here you go trannies, we have a tranny ad. Happy? Cool. Now back to our normal marketing.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Xe8e7)

109 Jm J. Acosta still thinks it was a violation of his 1st Amendment rights having his press credential revoked after he assaulted a young lady intern when she tried to take the mic away from his face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (2YhKe)

110 From ESPN:
The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

111 People probably hate the media even more after "the dinner". So..good for them!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)

112 Bari Weiss is an overhyped meh.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (7s9Qe)

113 No idea how that happened.
Sorry guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2026 12:31 PM (2WIwB)
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"Good intentions should never cause side effects!" - Progs creating a wishlist for the "next reality".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Fi81e)

114 Yeah, I'd rather Trump be genuinely funny if he's going to roast the enemies of the people. They need to be laughed out of public life.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 27, 2026 12:35 PM (OlzlW)

115
Fen

Seattle media are discovering this morning ~~mother~~ that none of the canyon surveillance cameras installed by the city caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:35 PM (ixS3i)

116 From ESPN:
The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)
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Reiner syndrome.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:35 PM (Fi81e)

117 Just spewing nastiness at his usual targets. Let's not sanitize how truly ugly it was

Eat a Bag of Dicks, asshole. Then eat the bag. He just throws your shit right back at you. Don’t start none, there won’t be none.

Americans have been waiting for a politician like this for a long, long LONG time.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:36 PM (7SIxQ)

118 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
DJT is the Troll Master

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 12:36 PM (zACrK)

119 The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.
Posted by: mr tmz

The Bieniemy is inside the gates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:36 PM (wOO3z)

120 From ESPN:
The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

I guess she'll no longer be Sleeping with Bieniemy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)

121 The virus stops with each vaccinated person, and Ms. Mulva is a real woman.

Posted by: Richard Maddow at July 27, 2026 12:37 PM (7Q0e+)

122 Headline at Twitchy : DNC doing its but to get money out of politics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2026 12:37 PM (xh8GK)

123 Did Mulvaney go full monty and have his dick cut off for an open wound bonus hole?

Or is he just a mentally broken chick with dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)
_____

I don't think he's had any work done at all. No hormones, nothing. He's an actor, a performer. His earlier gimmick was to cosplay as a ridiculously flamboyant gay man.

When that didn't get him the notoriety he was desperate for, he got the idea to "trans" during covid. But it was more cosplay aimed at young teen girls.

I think the guy is just a fake phony with a gimmick.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

124 I never got a dinner.

Posted by: Aaron Chwatt Fan at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (JM9I6)

125 This Berlin terror attack just gets more and more amazing.

Currently the news stories say he was born in Germany to Lebanese Muslim parents.

The jihadi had flown from Germany to Lebanon to try to join ISIS. The Lebanese arrested him. When he flew back to German a few months later (I assume the German made the Lebanese release him) the Germans...put him on probation.

And then he went out and attacked the German pride rally.

If the German government is going to let ISIS folks roam the country what the hell do they think is going to happen?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

126 From ESPN:
The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

Some people are too quick to take offense.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

127 Wow, I am both shocked and stunned

at hearing Jimmy Acosta was still alive

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (fapp/)

128 Seattle media are discovering that none of the city cameras caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?
The commie mayor had them shut off to thwart ICE.

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Seattle brought this on themselves. That city will vote their way into becoming the west coast version of Detroit or Chicago in no time at all.

Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (TN0g+)

129
The virus stops with each vaccinated person, and Ms. Mulva is a real woman.
Posted by: Richard Maddow

GIRL, hater! She's celebrating her girlhood!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (ixS3i)

130 Is it really advisable to use random letters of the alphabet, or “gay” to describe these people?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (7SIxQ)

131 That's not really a joke. That's just reality.
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The Shitf stuff plays better at rallies, where it's pretty much a "callback".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Fi81e)

132 Bipartisanship is silly. I don't care who voted for a good bill, one party or both, doesn't matter.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2026 12:39 PM (n5tGW)

133 "In fairness, a lot of these aren't ha-ha jokes. They're really just insults delivered in a faux-jocular way. I understand that -- it's hard to be funny about people you actually hate. The media leftists hate Trump, and Trump, understandably, hates them back." - Ace
=======

DJT knows his peeps. Latest Gallup poll on the MSM - Independents - only 27% trust the media. Republicans - only 8% trust the MSM, the first time Gallup polling put this group's trust in the single digits, ever.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

134 I don't think he's had any work done at all. No hormones, nothing.

****************

He's a drag queen, couldnt hack it as a gay man so now he's playacting as a vapid female influencer

Even the trans can't stand him, and that's saying a lot

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (fapp/)

135 From ESPN:
The wife of Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy was shot by the couple's son Sunday night at the family's home in Virginia.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:34 PM (rJ48h)

One of Chris Berman's best nicknames - Eric "Sleeping With" Bieniemy

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (S0M0K)

136 The hard left controlled both parties from 1999-2016. They are still upset that they only control 1.5 parties now.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

137 Jm J. Acosta's butt is incredibly hurt that he wasn't invited to the dinner.

He's lashing out.

Because he's really a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

138 Advocate.com: Trump hijacks White House Correspondents’ Dinner redo with antigay jabs, anti-trans mockery & lies
The president insulted Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon and Dylan Mulvaney while rambling from TikTok views to a White House “drone port.”

Constantly attacking transgender people, now they're just doing the entire LGBTQIA+ All that's doing is spotlighting & showing the world why bullies & fascism both how they operate, & why they never last.

The point of attacking trans people was *always* to pivot to attacking the rest. Rowling has recently broadened her attacks to include cis gay people as well. Now that they've successfully built up momentum, they're moving to expand that rollback of rights and human decency to include more targets.

Part of the point of attacking transfolk is also because their mere existence invalidates all of the "traditional gender role" bullshit that their fascist ideology depends on.

Trump's offensive, incoherent speech was his normal demented self. He gave the same stump speech to thousands of boy scouts at their Jamboree event. When conservatives say Harris spoke word salad, I always point to that in comparison

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (K9nu8)

139 All the insults at the media have reached the point of diminishing returns. The problem is, the media has moved well beyond status as a punchline to a truly destructive force. This WH dinner event is a anachronism and our participation is debasing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (7s9Qe)

140 Hamas supporters, ie leftists, are excited that Malaysia announced any Israeli in the country will be deported.

What the dummies don’t know is that Malaysia has never allowed Israelis in the country to begin with.

It’s like me announcing any NFL players found in my home will be asked to leave. The NFL is literally shaking right now.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Xe8e7)

141
One of Chris Berman's best nicknames - Eric "Sleeping With" Bieniemy
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (S0M0K)

Heh. Beat ya to it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:41 PM (2YhKe)

142 If the German government is going to let ISIS folks roam the country what the hell do they think is going to happen?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

Being called the most predictable terror attack ever. Also, there were about 1,000 more cops assigned than the previous years and all the roads were blocked off.

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 12:41 PM (kX27y)

143 The o
bservations were spot on, but the jokes just weren't funny, glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (e5PCC)

144 Trump hijacks White House Correspondents’ Dinner redo with antigay jabs, anti-trans mockery & lies

===

*takes out tiny violin..

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (GD0B3)

145 The commercial on ESPN where the kid was in the Bermanism class...........

"Drew Bledsoe much he needed a transfusion......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

146 The point of attacking trans people was *always* to pivot to attacking the rest.

I'm so old I remember when the left told me they just wanted the right for gay people to marry and any notion that they wanted rights for bigamists, trannies, or pedos was insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

147 Heh. Beat ya to it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:41 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah but you probably manipulated the url to do so!

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (S0M0K)

148 existence invalidates all of the "traditional gender role" bullshit that their fascist ideology depends on.

—

Doesn’t Obama have a wife and 2 children? I guess he’s a fascist.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (Xe8e7)

149 All the insults at the media have reached the point of diminishing returns. The problem is, the media has moved well beyond status as a punchline to a truly destructive force. This WH dinner event is a anachronism and our participation is debasing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (7s9Qe)
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Some good, fresh jabs at fake news would have been good, IMO.

Trump would have to rehearse them, though.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (Fi81e)

150 61 Did they take the wine bottles when the event was over?

more importantly, did they bring back the ones they took last time?

Posted by: anachronda at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (sGtp+)

151 Ace - thanks once again for wading through the muck to pull out the gems, such as they are. I could never subject myself to having to do that, which is why I cherish Ace of Spades.

OT: how are you coming with the crow? I have a group of about 5-6 (I guess you could call them a murder of crows) that come to visit me every once in a while. Large, handsome, and shiny black. They can't use the bird feeders because they are too heavy, but they sure like the bird bath. Do you have one? If not, it might help with your crow. Best always.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (va0Yo)

152 Being called the most predictable terror attack ever. Also, there were about 1,000 more cops assigned than the previous years and all the roads were blocked off.

I've seen several videos of German alphabet folks complaining not about the attack itself but that it was by a Muslim Arab instead of a white Christian

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

153 Mulvaney has had his face surgically "feminized" but I haven't heard about anything more. I recall him tweeting his excitement from his hospital bed.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (OlzlW)

154
Will no one think of the "longtime Washingtonians"?

They lose the billions in USAID money (most of which was spent within the Beltway), and have to put up with "MAGA vandals" on top of that.

The money pump don't work
'Cause the vandals stole the handle

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (ixS3i)

155
Yeah but you probably manipulated the url to do so!
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (S0M0K)

And I would've succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (2YhKe)

156 If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

157 Listed them last night, Mulvany's had about 8 plastic surgeries.
He looks, with makeup, a lot prettier than horse face.
The article questioned whether he's had his privies cut
or not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (jU8k8)

158 Mulvaney has had his face surgically "feminized" but I haven't heard about anything more. I recall him tweeting his excitement from his hospital bed.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (OlzlW)

I read that as excrement.........

Ewwwwww......but still wouldn't put it past Mulvaney.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (2YhKe)

159 JFC. Everyone's a critic.

F the MFM.

Posted by: That Guy at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (8JR9p)

160 Part of the point of attacking transfolk is also because their mere existence invalidates all of the "traditional gender role" bullshit that their fascist ideology depends on.

Nope. It's because they are cosplaying and they demand we conform to our reality.

Oh, and the troons molesting kids is another reason we're attacking them. Just sayin'.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (+4yJ5)

161 The hard left controlled both parties from 1999-2016. They are still upset that they only control 1.5 parties now.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
====

In the latest Gallup MSM Trust poll, only 51% of Dems trust the media. Granted, the DSA wing probably polls 10% trust in the media.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

162 He's a drag queen, couldnt hack it as a gay man so now he's playacting as a vapid female influencer

Even the trans can't stand him, and that's saying a lot
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (fapp/)

Probably not a good candidate for Aero Pinochet. So light in the loafers, he would flutter down, and alight on the sea like a big old shithawk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

163 Trump could have got up their and shat on the stage.

It wouldn't change my opinion that he and his disciples appear to be the main hope for America one smidgeon.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (Fi81e)

164 Trump would have to rehearse them, though.
Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:42 PM (Fi81e)

LOL! He has better things to do with his time, all more important to the country.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (OlzlW)

165 If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

A lot of players and coaches don't live full time where they play.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (wOO3z)

166 In the latest Gallup MSM Trust poll, only 51% of Dems trust the media. Granted, the DSA wing probably polls 10% trust in the media.

In fairness to the DSA, Graham Platner is the only example of a rapist the Dems have kicked out of their party...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

167 The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

168 OT - Another proof of life photo sitting in the same hospital bed with his wife. Can't go to a picnic? What about going to the Senate and doing his job??
--------------------
Senator Mitch McConnell, 84, released a new photo of himself and his wife Elaine Chao in an email late Monday morning.

But he has not spoken publicly since his hospitalization 44 days ago.

In the email, the Senator expressed regret that he could not attend a picnic in Western Kentucky this week.

'Senator McConnell continues his recovery from a fall at home in June,' an attached comment from his doctor said.

'Since his discharge from hospital care, he has maintained a strenuous course of physical therapy and rehabilitation.'

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (kX27y)

169 Would you trade a Bud Light for a blowjob from Dylan Mulvaney? This bears some serious consideration. What about a handy?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 27, 2026 12:46 PM (3oLiU)

170 Posted by: Paul at July 27, 2026 12:45 PM (+Ej69)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (2YhKe)

171 153 Mulvaney has had his face surgically "feminized" but I haven't heard about anything more. I recall him tweeting his excitement from his hospital bed.

Posted by: Emmie,
---

Recalling

Forhead shaved
goozle shaved
hairline extended
titty implants
chin shaved
there were more

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (jU8k8)

172 Oblabla actually was the big tradition breaker when he spent his time at WHCD dumping on Trump and p[raising himself with humble-brag 'jokes".
Posted by: naturalfake

That dinner was responsible for Trump deciding to run for President.

So Obama had an own goal there, without extra time needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (u82oZ)

173 Part of the point of attacking transfolk is also because their mere existence invalidates all of the "traditional gender role" bullshit that their fascist ideology depends on.
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So, if 99% of all people feel something is a bad idea, and try to regulate society to remember that this is a bad idea, so that it's Not-That-Idea-"centric", that's "fascism".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (Fi81e)

174 How was your weekend?
.......

Great.
Big south swell, took the grandsons surfing at Manresa, Pleasure Point and Capitola.
How was yours?

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

175
Rowling has recently broadened her attacks to include cis gay people as well.

"cis gay"? The spiral into insanity continues apace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ixS3i)

176 Cracker Barrels CEO has resigned. What took her so long?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (xh8GK)

177 The Bari Weiss joke was good.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

178 One of Chris Berman's best nicknames - Eric "Sleeping With" Bieniemy
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:40 PM (S0M0K)

--I'm not sure if it's available online, but the original Washington Post review trashing the movie Sleeping With the Enemy is itself a master-ripping.

It would've been by either Howe or Stephen Hunter IIRC.

Posted by: logorof at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (jo6FO)

179 Oblabla actually was the big tradition breaker when he spent his time at WHCD dumping on Trump and p[raising himself with humble-brag 'jokes".
Posted by: naturalfake

That dinner was responsible for Trump deciding to run for President.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:47 PM (u82oZ)
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Trump denied that directly at the WHCDv2.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Fi81e)

180 Big boobs will never be over.

Though...

All
Boobs
Matter

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

181 >If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

He was Redskins OC in 2023, I think. Maybe wife didn't want to move.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (rJ48h)

182 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:48 PM (ixS3i)

What is the "cis" in that phrase supposed to mean?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (W90Ou)

183 I don't like Jim Acosta

Posted by: The Ballots at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (LOZbR)

184 Andre “Bad Moon” Rison
Mike “You’re in Good Hands With” Alstott
Eric “Sleeping With” Bieniemy
Plus 500 more

Chris Berman is a legend

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (CUP/i)

185 Rowling has recently broadened her attacks to include cis gay people as well.

On a regular basis the Alphabet people call for her to be raped and murdered.

She is generally actually pretty well measured in her responses as one has to be in Britain to not get arrested

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

186 What is the "cis" in that phrase supposed to mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (W90Ou)

They stay on one side of the bathhouse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (1z8ji)

187 The company that produces and installs the surveillance cameras, Flock, has partnered with an aviation software company to launch drones capable of flying 60 mph and read a car's license plate and collect vehicle data from 2000 feet of standoff. They call it a first responder drone or something like that. No potential for abuse there.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (J4Dwc)

188
'Since his discharge from hospital care, he has maintained a strenuous course of physical therapy and rehabilitation.'

Posted by: beckster

Did he acquire Ruth Bader Ginsberg's kettle bells? Those things worked miracles!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (ixS3i)

189 The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf
Posted by: Elric The Blade
........

Bulg is gonna be bummed.

Posted by: wth at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (UjdFS)

190 Point of order, Dylan Mulvaney is not a "she."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (y2f7I)

191 Weekend?

Mowed the big yard, drank beer and shot guns.

Not a bad one, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)

192 Axeman

IDNKT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (u82oZ)

193 >>>How was your weekend?

I made and canned three gallons of apple juice and went to the Brooks Steam-up at Powerland Heritage Park.
I also made a stab at making plum kuchen but that turned out less than ideal.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:51 PM (rbvCR)

194 I must admit I'm not too animated by what Jm J. Acosta thinks.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 27, 2026 12:51 PM (FmapG)

195 If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 12:43 PM (77rzZ)
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You can't always tell, but yeah, that sentence suggested that could be part of it.

But again, NFL coaches move around the NFL quite a bit, and it might have been the idea that they would leave the kid "in a high school where he has friends", too.

Kinda puts people into a bind.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:51 PM (Fi81e)

196 "Transgender advocate and actress Dylan Mulvaney..."

actress
/ˈaktrəs/
An actress is a female person who acts in a play, movie, or television show
Female performer: A woman or girl whose job or role is playing a character in art or entertainment.

_____________________________

Ok, the pronoun thing was an annoyance. But, digging into and shaping the actual language seems a bit much.

The word "actor" is, for the most part applied to both males and females in the profession. The fact that they used "actress" is a bias in and of itself.

Posted by: Orson at July 27, 2026 12:51 PM (dIske)

197 LOL

"Paramount Tactical - Gary Melton
@paramounttactcl
15h
Shawn Ryan: “I wish I was never part of that institution (Navy SEALs). I obviously don’t align with the ethics.”

Navy SEALs’ core values: Honor, Courage, and Commitment.

I agree, Shawn. You don’t.

You are being used to demoralize and destroy your own country. You’re a useful idiot of our enemies."

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:52 PM (GD0B3)

198 Trump did okay at other similar roasts. I think he was too busy to prepare for this one. His joke writers weren't very good either though.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2026 12:52 PM (KC5Lt)

199 I must admit I'm not too animated by what Jm J. Acosta thinks.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 27, 2026 12:51 PM (FmapG)

But I bet he'd f*ck him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

200 Seattle media are discovering this morning mother that none of the canyon surveillance cameras installed by the city caught yesterday's mass shooting.
Why?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:35 PM (ixS3i)

I am led to understand that the Mayor ordered them turned off so that ICE could not use them to catch illegals.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

201
What is the "cis" in that phrase supposed to mean?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

alphabet math : cis gay == gay

Padding the verbiage to pad their sense of being in the know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ixS3i)

202 Did he acquire Ruth Bader Ginsberg's kettle bells? Those things worked miracles!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (ixS3i)

And Jimmy Carter's tractor tire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 12:53 PM (wOO3z)

203 Bert "Be home" Blyleven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2026 12:53 PM (/koUA)

204 Stop misgendering me!

Posted by: Blue-Haired Freak at July 27, 2026 12:53 PM (JM9I6)

205 Cis = normal man/woman

So a cis gay man doesn't wear party city wigs and hasn't cut off his junk

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

206 62 Thea things work well the person giving the speech also does some self deprecating. Trump doesn’t do that. It’s not his thing. So it falls flat.

The whole thing is stupid, Trump should tell them all to fuck off, if someone needs him he’ll be golfing Florida this weekend.
Posted by: Chaos

He skipped most of them but Trump never does anything for a whim. This was directed exactly at the main stream media for his peeps, not for laughs, but to hearten his coalition for the upcoming elections. Attacking the Democratic propagandists in the Main Stream Media unites the right (see above on the 8 percent media trust among republicans and helps with independents 17 percent trust).

Trump is an infighter and when he senses weakness--he keeps punching that area repeatedly. And that weakens the Democrat op attacks because his coalition simply rolls their eyes and say whatever. Prior GOP presidents named Bush simply took it up the ass.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

207 Andre “Bad Moon” Rison
Mike “You’re in Good Hands With” Alstott
Eric “Sleeping With” Bieniemy
Plus 500 more

Chris Berman is a legend
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:49 PM (CUP/i)

I once heard / read that when he was asked about his personal favorites he said number 1 was Bert "Be Home" Blylevin. Also high on his list was John "Tonight Let It Be" Lowenstein.

Some great ones I recall -
Roberto "Remember The" Alomar
Wally "Absorbine" Joyner
Eddie "Eat Drink and Be" Murray
Raphael "Emerson, Lake, and" Palmeiro

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (S0M0K)

208 Taylor Swift is also a dude.

Posted by: logorof at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (jo6FO)

209 Cis = normal man/woman

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)
---
It's pronounced: "".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (Fi81e)

210 If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?
Posted by: Bulg

Not that uncommon to live and work in different cities. I did it myself for a while. With the nfl there’s an offseason for almost half a year which makes it that much easier.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Xe8e7)

211 🤣🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/bdt8ma5w

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:55 PM (GD0B3)

212 Lots of stabby muzzie stories this weekend. Don't know what Seattle was all about though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

213 There's a former navy seal that insanely thinks he's a woman now so another SEAL that is a commie is not a surprise.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2026 12:55 PM (KC5Lt)

214 I agree, Shawn. You don’t.

You are being used to demoralize and destroy your own country. You’re a useful idiot of our enemies."

Posted by: runner
=======
He is a self admitted CIA mercenary and drug dealer that liked to sample his own product.

The thing with CIA is that they never stop being CIA even when they are 'retired' or 'fired'. It is always a house of mirrors with those assholes.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

215 Lots of stabby muzzie stories this weekend.

==

NO kidding ! Except when that awful radicalized car hit a parade in Berlin.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

216 I bet that DJT post with a beaming Mr. Mulvaney hoisting a can of Bud Light wasn't helpful for the AB Inbev marketing team's brand recovery project.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (rj6Yv)

217
Cracker Barrels CEO has resigned. What took her so long?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She was remarkably incapable of solving the golf tees puzzle that CB had at every table. She refused to leave until she had done so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (ixS3i)

218 Stop misgendering me!

Posted by: Blue-Haired Freak at July 27, 2026 12:53 PM (JM9I6)
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I didn't, sir.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)

219 208

This is just silly.

Posted by: Piper at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Dd38x)

220 He is a self admitted CIA mercenary and drug dealer that liked to sample his own product.

The thing with CIA is that they never stop being CIA even when they are 'retired' or 'fired'. It is always a house of mirrors with those assholes.
Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

Never get high on your own supply!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

221 If the guy works for KC, why does he live in Virginia?
Posted by: Bulg

Telework

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 12:56 PM (S0M0K)

222 moar of egg-effing-zackley what I voted for! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2026 12:57 PM (VyBeY)

223 Chris "Cab" Callaway

Posted by: logorof at July 27, 2026 12:57 PM (jo6FO)

224 Lots of stabby muzzie stories this weekend. Don't know what Seattle was all about though.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 27, 2026 12:55 PM (n5tGW)

Sounds like a gun fight between two gang bangers with bad aim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

225 176 Cracker Barrels CEO has resigned. What took her so long?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She could never solve the stupid peg game that's on every table.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 27, 2026 12:57 PM (qau5w)

226 Wait. Sean Ryan's a "commie", now?

When did that happen?

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fi81e)

227 The company that produces and installs the surveillance cameras, Flock, has partnered with an aviation software company to launch drones capable of flying 60 mph and read a car's license plate and collect vehicle data from 2000 feet of standoff. They call it a first responder drone or something like that. No potential for abuse there.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 27, 2026 12:50 PM (J4Dwc)

Secret for you: your car is transmitting the equivalent of a transponder that can be picked up already, there is no reason for a license plate reader, except maybe for older cars and for any "subscriber" that can't get justification for tapping into that surveillance system.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

228 Steve “I’ve Got You Babe” Bono
Natrone Means “Business”
Jake “Daylight Come and You Gotta” Delhomme
Rick “No Time to Wallow In the” Mirer
Chris Fuamatu “Bad” Ma’afala
Vince Workman “My Way Back to You, Babe”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (CUP/i)

229 Wait. Sean Ryan's a "commie", now?

When did that happen?
Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fi81e)

When he got paid to be one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

230 polynikes

My observation, from my time in the Service, is there is a finite amount of stupidity in even the most elite outfit.

My Navy SEAL boss at one command was a great boss. I have stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (u82oZ)

231 Mulvaney is stronk beautiful woman. How is it that Collins is upset?

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (S3cbw)

232 I'm so old I remember when the left told me they just wanted the right for homosexuals to “marry”
——-

You sweet summer child! At first, it was “we just want to be left alone”. I didn’t realize they left out the rest - “…. with your children”. It seems to me there is some sort of defect here, largely if not exclusively the result of childhood trauma from molestation. Now they are institutionalizing it, and codifying it into law. This tracks with all the other fucked up shit they do.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (7SIxQ)

233 In the latest Gallup MSM Trust poll, only 51% of Dems trust the media. Granted, the DSA wing probably polls 10% trust in the media.
Posted by: mrp

Yes, those 49% in the Dem coalition don't trust the media because they think it is too conservative because they are run by corporations. They prefer fake news from their ProPublica, NPR, and PBS because those are non-profit.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

234 >>>Taylor Swift is also a dude.

Posted by: logorof

>Tay-Tay has been cloned like a yak so she can go into hiding and crank out some little Travis Kelces.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (3oLiU)

235 Mulvaney is stronk beautiful woman. How is it that Collins is upset?

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (S3cbw)

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

236 Trump had to know what was coming with Fauci and I think he blames the garbage media at least as much as Fauci for the damage they did to the country.

Destroying what little credibility they had left has got to be high on his agenda.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (viF8m)

237 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Jul 24

An unemployed non-journalist. Who cares what he thinks?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (0U5gm)

238 > There's a former navy seal that insanely thinks he's a woman now so another SEAL that is a commie is not a surprise.

SEALs are exceptionally athletic trigger pullers who can push through pain and hardship. Their toughness and discipline and desire to serve are all praiseworthy.

But they can still be politically retarded.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (mkw2N)

239 205 Cis = normal man/woman

So a cis gay man doesn't wear party city wigs and hasn't cut off his junk
Posted by: 18-1

Basically. "Cis" means your actual biological sex matches your "self-identified gender." So, yeah, a cis gay guy is just a gay dude, unlike a gay trans man, which is actually just a woman pretending to be a man that's attracted to dudes that like dudes. Simple.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (K9nu8)

240 Secret for you: your car is transmitting the equivalent of a transponder that can be picked up already, there is no reason for a license plate reader, except maybe for older cars and for any "subscriber" that can't get justification for tapping into that surveillance system.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2026 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

None of that crap in any of my cars. OnStar was available in 2008, but my Suburban does not have it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)

241 229 Wait. Sean Ryan's a "commie", now?

When did that happen?
Posted by: Axeman
=========
He pivoted when the big influencer fake right types like Me-Again and Qatarlson did. Groyperism.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)

242 I'm so old I remember when the left told me they just wanted the right for homosexuals to “marry”
——-

You sweet summer child! At first, it was “we just want to be left alone”.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (7SIxQ)
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And that was mainly to be "treated as family" in hospital rooms of friends dying with AIDs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:01 PM (Fi81e)

243 Mulvaney will never be a woman but he will always be a freak

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2026 01:02 PM (abScH)

244 My Navy SEAL boss at one command was a great boss. I have stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

We had a very funny SEAL in the Navy detachment at DLI. He used to run the PT tests. Moonlighted as a bouncer at Clint Eastwood's restaurant in Carmel. Good guy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

245 Basically. "Cis" means your actual biological sex matches your "self-identified gender." So, yeah, a cis gay guy is just a gay dude, unlike a gay trans man, which is actually just a woman pretending to be a man that's attracted to dudes that like dudes. Simple.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (K9nu

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As I pointed out, it's pronounced "".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)

246 Lot of NFL guys live around lake tahoe. Nevada has no income tax.

Posted by: Reforger at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (e/mVK)

247 #71 Sponge: You, Sir, are a great American!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (JNTt1)

248 231 Mulvaney is stronk beautiful woman. How is it that Collins is upset?
Posted by: blaster
======
Because it leaves her tarred as a dude in a dress and unable to respond how she really feels.

Hoisted by her own 'balls' so to speak.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)

249 241 229 Wait. Sean Ryan's a "commie", now?

When did that happen?
Posted by: Axeman
=========
He pivoted when the big influencer fake right types like Me-Again and Qatarlson did. Groyperism.
Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 01:01 PM (E4rtv)
-----------

I'm wondering if it's also because the WH event cost him a lot of money.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (G0vdT)

250

Another stabbing. I'd delete "radical" from the question below:

Vivid.🇮🇱
@VividProwess
·
4h
BREAKING: The man who carried out today’s mass-stabbing against 3 women in Paris says “It was Allah who ordered me to do it.”

When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity is radical Islam?

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (kX27y)

251 Sponge: You, Sir, are a great American!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (JNTt1)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:04 PM (2YhKe)

252 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (u82oZ

I agree. Growing up in a military environment I became somewhat aware though I was young.

Posted by: polynikes at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (KC5Lt)

253 Trump is an infighter and when he senses weakness--he keeps punching that area repeatedly. And that weakens the Democrat op attacks because his coalition simply rolls their eyes and say whatever. Prior GOP presidents named Bush simply took it up the ass.
Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

I find this very insightful. And it isn't convoluted. I don't know why so many have "Trump is a big dummy who has no idea how anything works" as their goto criticism

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (S3cbw)

254 I didn’t drink Bud swill prior to the tranny ad. So I could not boycott it any more than I already had.

I happened to see a story over the weekend about drinking in the US. It has declined across the board by a lot recently. Yuutes don’t drink as much as the olds and the olds are cutting back too for health reasons. The percent of adults who drink on a regular basis is at the lowest level since that type of data has been tracked.

It’s a big problem for Big Booze/Beer/Wine.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Xe8e7)

255 @VividProwess
·
4h
BREAKING: The man who carried out today’s mass-stabbing against 3 women in Paris says “It was Allah who ordered me to do it.”

When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity is radical Islam?
Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 01:03 PM (kX27y)

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)

256 Trump had to know what was coming with Fauci and I think he blames the garbage media at least as much as Fauci for the damage they did to the country.

Destroying what little credibility they had left has got to be high on his agenda.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:00 PM (viF8m)
=======

Without the support of the 'tards holding the purse strings, what we call the 'MSM' would disappear with a finger snap. Losing control of Twitter cost the Narrative Machine's bankrollers a ton equity value.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

257 Bulg

The story my widows like is he adopted a child after years of no children.

Then his wife gets pregnant. She is late for delivery, which he handled well.

After the baby was born, the fittest guy I ever knew, with absolutely no quit in him, dragged his sorry ass to work with dark circles under his eyes. For 7 weeks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

258 217
Cracker Barrels CEO has resigned. What took her so long?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

She was remarkably incapable of solving the golf tees puzzle that CB had at every table. She refused to leave until she had done so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Because those institutional investors vested in stupid DEI shit did not want her departure to be blamed on that DEI shit. So she is leaving to pursue other opportunities to ruin other companies. I suggest she goes to Panera to ruin it further into bankruptcy.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

259 Yes, those 49% in the Dem coalition don't trust the media because they think it is too conservative because they are run by corporations. They prefer fake news from their ProPublica, NPR, and PBS because those are non-profit.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)
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'Zactly.

It's the same thing as who in Congress the various sides trust when "9% trust Congress". Progs don't trust anything coming out of a Republican Congress, but we trust that only slightly more, part of the time.

If I had to guess, "Conservative Independents" (CIs) probably are more consistent in their distrust of Congress, and DC in general.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

260 The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf
Posted by: Elric The Blade
........

Bulg is gonna be bummed.
Posted by: wth at July

Big boobs are never over. It ain't happenin'.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

261 The fact that they used "actress" is a bias in and of itself.
——-

Good catch. “Actress” is ordinarily a long banned word by the usual suspects.

Somebody missed a golden opportunity when Feinstein got her panties in a twist about being called “Ma’am”. “It’s Senator” she claimed.

Well no, a female in the Senate is termed a “Senatrix”. I’m sure she wouldn’t have liked that either, but that’s not news.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (7SIxQ)

262 >>Without the support of the 'tards holding the purse strings, what we call the 'MSM' would disappear with a finger snap. Losing control of Twitter cost the Narrative Machine's bankrollers a ton equity value.

What's coming out in some of the Fauci documents was just how much the media was in partnership with Fauci to push his lies. They weren't just gullible, they were part of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (viF8m)

263 When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity is radical Islam?
Posted by: beckster

As so as the left realizes they will be first to be beheaded.... So, never.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 27, 2026 01:08 PM (diia5)

264
What's coming out in some of the Fauci documents was just how much the media was in partnership with Fauci to push his lies. They weren't just gullible, they were part of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (viF8m)

Metallica has an album title that fits here........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

265 All the insults at the media have reached the point of diminishing returns.
------

I so disagree. We can't hate them enough.

Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 01:08 PM (TN0g+)

266 It’s a big problem for Big Booze/Beer/Wine.
Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Xe8e7)

The bar around the corner from me is all but empty 90% of the time. I'd bet there are days they don't even make wages.

Posted by: Reforger at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (e/mVK)

267 Somebody missed a golden opportunity when Feinstein got her panties in a twist about being called “Ma’am”.

That was the other CA woman senator, not Feinstein. Barbara Boxer.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

268 Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)

------------
And, right on cue, it's being said the 31 year old has mental health issues.

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

269 Crusader

First the Media, then the Mullahs.

Posted by: Air Pinochet at your service at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (u82oZ)

270 When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity is radical Islam?

Posted by: beckster
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Don't think so. Marxism and Islam are twin dangers.

And they work with each other hoping to catch the balance of power as the host society topples.

Islam would be less of a threat without the Left to utilize them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

271 When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity - Islam?
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Don’t be fooled. The world knew this 50 years ago. What you’re seeing now is what happens after they surrender.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 01:10 PM (7SIxQ)

272 " The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

They don't know us very well, do they?

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2026 01:10 PM (MWfyi)

273 And, right on cue, it's being said the 31 year old has mental health issues.
Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

Yeah. Islam. It's a mental disorder.

Posted by: Reforger at July 27, 2026 01:10 PM (e/mVK)

274 Kill 'Em All!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (wOO3z)

275 When will the world realize that the biggest danger to humanity is radical Islam?
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"Radical" Islam? I'm tired of pretending that there's any variant of Islam that *isn't* "radical". Islam is a poisonous ideology and nothing about it belongs in a free society.

Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

276 And, right on cue, it's being said the 31 year old has mental health issues.
Posted by: beckster

That's true of most Muslims. And liberals.

Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (77rzZ)

277 ------------
And, right on cue, it's being said the 31 year old has mental health issues.

Posted by: beckster at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

They're finally defining orthodox islham correctly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (2YhKe)

278 Kill 'Em All!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (wOO3z)

Get this man a CEEgar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

279 >>"Radical" Islam? I'm tired of pretending that there's any variant of Islam that *isn't* "radical". Islam is a poisonous ideology and nothing about it belongs in a free society.

Correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (viF8m)

280 beckster

He is a barbarian throwback to a tribal past we left behind. Except for Islam and cannibals on an island in the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (u82oZ)

281
The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf
Posted by: Elric The Blade
........

Bulg is gonna be bummed.
Posted by: wth at July

Big boobs are never over. It ain't happenin'.
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

Somebody at the Post is jealous that Sydney Sweeney's Luscious Love Melons are getting all the attention that the writer's rotten kumquats deserve.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (iJfKG)

282 That was the other CA woman senator
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Senatrix.

Posted by: Please Make A Note Of It at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (7SIxQ)

283
What's coming out in some of the Fauci documents was just how much the media was in partnership with Fauci to push his lies. They weren't just gullible, they were part of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2026 01:07 PM (viF8m)

This was in question?

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (S3cbw)

284 That was the other CA woman senator, not Feinstein. Barbara Boxer.
Posted by: Bulg at July 27, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)
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Boxer and Feinstein were both insufferable liberals, but they belonged to a more reasonable generation, when women on the Left knew what a woman was.

Posted by: mrp at July 27, 2026 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

285 A witty illustration of all the times the "news" media has straight carried water for the Democratic party would have been on point at the WHCDv2.

To repeatedly paste establishment media as water carriers for the Democratic party would have done something.

And that would have left it to us to confront them (with their own brand of bullshit) "You just don't like it because it was too true for you".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)

286 The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf
Posted by: Elric The Blade

This has all the hallmarks of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2026 01:14 PM (S3cbw)

287 Kill 'Em All!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2026 01:11 PM (wOO3z)

Get this man a CEEgar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

Now THAT would be "And Justice For All"!!

Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 01:14 PM (S0M0K)

288 Hmmm.

Are there enough differences in Chinese or Islamic DNA expression to weaponize an antibody reaction?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 01:14 PM (u82oZ)

289 Inviting Crowder to the WHCD would have been *a lot* more effective in laying in to the Dems and the press, than what Trump did.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

290 Define bib boobs?

What's considered a "big" boob?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (XV/Pl)

291 I so disagree. We can't hate them enough.
Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 01:08 PM (TN0g+

I didn't say we shouldn't hate them. I implied these insults are tiresome and lame.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (7s9Qe)

292 My Navy SEAL boss at one command was a great boss. I have stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 12:59 PM (u82oZ)

My SERE class in 1985 had six SEALs in it, all enlisted types. They created such havoc in the compound that soon after, the commander in charge said no more than two SEALs per SERE class going forward.

I have stories about those six that still make me laugh.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (J4Dwc)

293 I'm ok with big boobs being over as long as they are over me.

Posted by: fd at July 27, 2026 01:16 PM (MWfyi)

294 289 Inviting Crowder to the WHCD would have been *a lot* more effective in laying in to the Dems and the press, than what Trump did.
Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

Agreed. Or Greg Gutfeld.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 01:16 PM (7s9Qe)

295
Now THAT would be "And Justice For All"!!
Posted by: Doof at July 27, 2026 01:14 PM (S0M0K)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:16 PM (2YhKe)

296 I'll like it when Fauci and the rest are the subject of Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 27, 2026 01:16 PM (BlDDt)

297 They do exactly the same thing with the trannies.

It’s not weird to be a transexual, not a mental case, oh no. Perfectly fine, he was “experiencing mental health issues” though. That’s different.

One of the things pervasive gaslighting does to people over long periods is make them a little crazy too, I’m convinced. Trying to juggle 64,000 dissonant bits of bullshit takes its toll on the psyche in weird ways. One has to hold a certain level of suspended belief.

Posted by: Please Make A Note Of It at July 27, 2026 01:17 PM (7SIxQ)

298 The NY Post wants you to know that "big boobs are over."

https://tinyurl.com/yc3uzdtf
Posted by: Elric The Blade

"Flat is justice" weebs rejoice!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 27, 2026 01:17 PM (vJrRc)

299 Fauci and COVID fucked up the bar scene. I don't go to bars anymore unless it's for a quick lunch and brew with my friends and family.

If I want a cocktail, I get a bottle at the liquor store and have one at my leisure. And I'm not paying exorbitant prices, tipping, nor drinking and driving. Usually I'll have half a drink and a nap.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 27, 2026 01:17 PM (3oLiU)

300 The new socialist PM of Britain was photographed wearing a $800 jacket, $120 t-shirt and $400 jeans.

Shocking!!! I would expect a $900 pair of jeans.

Posted by: Chaos at July 27, 2026 01:18 PM (Xe8e7)

301 Afternoon, all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 27, 2026 01:19 PM (qRla/)

302 Inviting Crowder to the WHCD would have been *a lot* more effective in laying in to the Dems and the press, than what Trump did.
Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

Agreed. Or Greg Gutfeld.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 27, 2026 01:16 PM (7s9Qe)
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That's weird, I watch Gutfeld a lot more than I have watched Crowder recently, but I didn't think of Greg.

Also, speaking of a guy who can riff spontaneously, as well.

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)

303 Kaitlan Collins looks like she's got a permanent Dirty Sanchez.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

304
Sally Quinn, in the New York Times, laments the decline of the Uniparty:

The worst part about living in Donald Trump’s Washington has been seeing just how much fun he and all the MAGA vandals he brought to power have been having sacking and pillaging the place. This while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship were filled first with shock, then a feeling of helplessness, and hopelessness. It could border on passivity. What could be done?

Will no one think of the "longtime Washingtonians"?

They lose the billions in USAID money (most of which was spent within the Beltway), and have to put up with "MAGA vandals" on top of that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 27, 2026 12:15 PM (aD4fx)

Obligatory Jay Landsman The Wire clip

https://tinyurl.com/yc47zpdt

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2026 01:21 PM (sPkMV)

305 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 27, 2026 01:21 PM (2YhKe)

306 The new socialist PM of Britain was photographed wearing a $800 jacket, $120 t-shirt and $400 jeans.
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Its never socialism for them. Its socialism for the little people. Bernie Sanders has 3 houses.

Posted by: Crusader at July 27, 2026 01:21 PM (TN0g+)

307
And if you can't have
the cup-size you love, baby,
love the one you're with.
Love the one you're with.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 27, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)

308 They do exactly the same thing with the trannies.

It’s not weird to be a transexual, not a mental case, oh no. Perfectly fine, he was “experiencing mental health issues” though. That’s different.

Posted by: Please Make A Note Of It at July 27, 2026 01:17 PM (7SIxQ)
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The thing is that when John Hopkins started doing all this "gender therapy" stuff, they weren't trying to state truth, they were mainly trying to argue about how to make this patient's life as relatively happy as they could.

And because "scientists" had made the decision, it somehow made it incumbent upon us to confer it with an effect that was never the point.

It was never meant to be "true". It was just meant to be "effective" in "saving the life" of a gender dysphoric.

I really think this falls under Eisenhower's farewell address, from which the progs only hear "Military-industrial complex", and not "Expert takeover of representative government".

Posted by: Axeman at July 27, 2026 01:24 PM (Fi81e)

309 289 Inviting Crowder to the WHCD would have been *a lot* more effective in laying in to the Dems and the press, than what Trump did.
Posted by: Axeman

No one would have paid attention.

This was not a comedy gig but another Trump operation to humiliate and discredit a dishonest Democrat media. And it was aimed not at ticking funnybones but at insulting the press under the guise of 'jokes' just like the left is always 'joking' about killing those of us on the right as h8rs.

Trump went there on purpose to cause a stink which wakes up complacent types to remind them that they hate the media too, it is not designed to appeal to Democrats as that bipartisan ship sailed in Trump's first term. It is intended directly as humiliating and lowering the main stream media by insulting them. The fact that the media had to sit there and take it due to social norms does not vitiate the insults' effects on the normally somnolent indy middle and reinvigorates his peeps on the right.

This is a fight and insulting the enemy is a time honored way to rally your own troops and bring shame on the enemy.

Posted by: whig at July 27, 2026 01:25 PM (E4rtv)

310 “This - while the rest of us longtime Washingtonians who abided by norms, shared values and even bipartisanship -“
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Ha! Get bent, lady. You fucking Chucks have depended on failure theater “Republicans” to roll over and play dead for decades.

You’ve never had to defend your bullshit ideas. You can try to defend the indefensible, but it doesn’t work any longer. It’s long been the natural order of things for Republicans to play their designated role as Piñata, but the voters are catching on, at least.

Politics ain’t beanbag. Women, children, and revenuers get out the way

Posted by: Common Tater at July 27, 2026 01:27 PM (7SIxQ)

311 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 27, 2026 01:21 PM (sPkMV)

Can't help but lol at her decrying the loss of shared norms and values. Strong schadenfreude that she gets to experience what the rest of us have gone through for decades.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2026 01:29 PM (lFFaq)

312 I've been snarking for awhile that Kaitlin looks trans. Have called Schiff a pencil neck since Ed Buck, and later the Standard Hotel helicopter crash.

I will be arrested soon, I guess.

My weekend was fine & I hope the same for all who read here in this microcosm of sanity and hilarity. Not to be confused with Hillaria Baldwin's cucumbers, which she does not know how to say in English.

Had thankfully forgotten about her til I saw a photo in the UK DM of her doing yoga in her bathroom. Pathetic woman who mated with Eyebag Baldwin (who shoots women photographers on set).

I scan this tabloid & am done for the day.

One fine day I hope,with all of my wicked heart, that Britney will join a convent & stop sticking her head out of limos on highways and dancing. She has a strange body. I wonder who enjoys her dancing & why.

Then I move on to Heidi Klum, eternally flashing her boobs, & the cycle goes unbroken & I make lunch.

Will this hot summer ever end I scream in silence like the painting by Edvard Munch. All of his paintings are weird and depressing. He must have hated summer triple digit weather, too!

I pray that the rains from hurricanes off Hawaii visit me inland. Please.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 27, 2026 01:36 PM (hzuYO)

313 I remember Trump having to sit at the WHCD in the past and take the insults with no way to respond. It felt cruel at the time as it was also not funny. Their hurt feelings couldn't have happened to a more deserving crowd.

Posted by: drocity at July 27, 2026 01:54 PM (SWJcb)

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