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Daily Tech News 27 July 2026
Top Story
- Whenever you copy this white text on a white background, a little white light lights up white to let you know you've done it. (Futurism)
If only it was so simple.
If you're copying and pasting your exam question into an AI to cheat, at least read the answer it spits out.
Also, don't ever do that. Copy into a neutral environment like Notepad (or Notepad++) precisely so that you don't inadvertently include nasty Unicode stuff, or, in this case, an instruction to the AI to make a nonsensical reference to an island off East Africa in your final exam paper.
Tech News
- Apple is facing the worst possible future. (WCCFTech)
By which I mean having to pay as much for RAM as everyone else.
- Minecraft system requirements have gone up. (Tom's Hardware)
Apparently my work laptop now falls below not only the recommended specs, but the minimum specs. Yes, it's a bit laggy when running with ~200 mods installed, but it's perfectly fine unmodded.
- TSMC's 2nm production is in full swing. (WCCFTech)
Not ahead of time either, given that it can take six months for a completed chip to roll off the production line.
- Research: Cosmic ray spallation, tufa versus travertine flowstone, positrons are evil, muon tomography, and the proper attitude for a cat tasked with editing fanfiction.
Musical Interlude
Disclaimer: Groundhog Day is a Christmas movie.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:40 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:40 AM (faghi)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)
We are going to get real busy very soon at work, just shame every job is 35 -45 miles away
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:41 AM (Ia/+0)
Research: Cosmic ray spallation, tufa versus travertine flowstone, positrons are evil, muon tomography, and the proper attitude for a cat tasked with editing fanfiction.
= rabbit-holing?
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:42 AM (faghi)
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 27, 2026 04:43 AM (BGSp9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:44 AM (DGD6U)
What is this, some kind of Chinese hyperhearse?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:45 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:42 AM (faghi)
Ask not for whom the rabbi tolls, he holes fur tea.
Posted by: Pete Bog at July 27, 2026 04:46 AM (BGSp9)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 27, 2026 04:47 AM (nT/TX)
And the memory cartel will cartel on.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:47 AM (O7YUW)
****
the proper attitude for a cat tasked with editing fanfiction.
***
Why you not like cats?
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 04:47 AM (plc2/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:48 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:49 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:49 AM (O7YUW)
I don't think I ever knew what the title words were! I misheard something like "you're enough" or "sure enough." Hahahahaha.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:49 AM (faghi)
No linky.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:50 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:50 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 04:51 AM (rHgXV)
Company vehicle, I hope, or at least reimbursement per mile driven?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:51 AM (O7YUW)
No linky.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 04:50 AM (O7YUW)
I think he's telling us stuff he's been tooling around with.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:51 AM (faghi)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:46 AM (Ia/+0)
Most definitely it is.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:52 AM (faghi)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 27, 2026 04:53 AM (nT/TX)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:53 AM (Ia/+0)
****
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough* hahahahahahahaha
*thud*
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 04:53 AM (plc2/)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 27, 2026 04:54 AM (sAmhv)
Book thread material and very frightening news:
https://tinyurl.com/2mjx3se5
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:44 AM (DGD6U)
I saw it here the other day. Maybe Pixy posted it?
Not frightening!
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:54 AM (faghi)
https://tinyurl.com/4vts3nrc
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:55 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:56 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 04:56 AM (plc2/)
Pubic Shcools (yes, I misspelled it on purpose) have done a great job pumping out idiots like these students. AI cannot be trusted even if the questions you feed it are your own. I like what one guy said regarding using AI to figure out the letters in scrolls burned into solid lumps of charcoal by Vesuvius: AI was not allowed to interpret the letters into words, lest AI hallucinations creep in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 04:57 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 04:58 AM (rHgXV)
No linky.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
You'll have to buy the book. If I ever finish writing it. This is the same story that had me route a Shinkansen line through Eromanga, and have to look up appropriate coins for gratuities for Irish railway porters in 1911, and also where I wiped out catgirls in the process of solving Olbers' Paradox.
Maids, yes. Robots, yes. Ninjas, yes. Catgirls, no.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 04:58 AM (BLOW1)
It IS, even with a Christmas miracle. Well, it's no "Die Hard"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 04:59 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:00 AM (xSAlF)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:01 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 05:05 AM (DGD6U)
See that everyone, he's threatening me with a good time!
Seriously Pixy, publish. I'd buy a copy just to have the experience of being completely immersed in whatever brainsauce your dreams steep in.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:05 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:07 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:08 AM (xSAlF)
https://nitter.net/BlaireWhite/
Look at the "12h" post (top post currently), that's the one.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:08 AM (O7YUW)
****
Ok, then. Bad fanfic, thus the need for copy editor cats.
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 05:09 AM (plc2/)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 05:10 AM (DGD6U)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 27, 2026 05:15 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:54 AM (faghi)
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Why not?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:56 AM (DGD6U)
The AI people are purchasing books (not frightening), and scanning them (not frightening). I'll bounce this back to you: What's frightening about that?
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 05:15 AM (faghi)
https://tinyurl.com/4vts3nrc
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:55 AM (DGD6U)
Yeah, they’ve turned it into a communist shit hole. Why does Chicago get to tell the rest of the state how to run?'
This. This is what the dems want by banning the electoral college. Power concentrated in large cities that will decide the vote (well, the vote they don't alter with machines and illegal/multi/dead voters)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:17 AM (l3cgK)
****
Ok, then. Bad fanfic, thus the need for copy editor cats.
Posted by: clarence
Precisely.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 05:18 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:18 AM (xPsv8)
Posted by: m
"AI companies are bulk-buying rare books, scanning them through high-speed machines that cut the spines off, and shredding the originals."
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 05:21 AM (BLOW1)
Or something like that. ;-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m
And then destroying the actual books. They get to curate what you get to know.
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 27, 2026 05:23 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:54 AM (faghi)
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Why not?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 04:56 AM (DGD6U)
The AI people are purchasing books (not frightening), and scanning them (not frightening). I'll bounce this back to you: What's frightening about that?
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 05:15 AM (faghi)
The destruction of the books? Perhaps, if those books are out of print...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:23 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 27, 2026 05:25 AM (DZ9Lv)
So it's a dystopian universe.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 05:25 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 27, 2026 05:27 AM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:28 AM (O7YUW)
So it's a dystopian universe.
Posted by: NR Pax
Yes. It's those darn positrons again.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 05:30 AM (BLOW1)
So it's a dystopian universe.
Posted by: NR Pax
Yes. It's those darn positrons again.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 05:30 AM (BLOW1)
But they're positive particles...no negativity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:32 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:33 AM (O7YUW)
Thanks. He's not biting me. I say very loudly when he tries to , No bites. No scratches" and I think he's gotten the idea. He purrs very loudly and is quite affectionate. . I was just ruminating about if he was very hungry and very large and I was the only food available.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:33 AM (xSAlF)
Posted by: m
"AI companies are bulk-buying rare books, scanning them through high-speed machines that cut the spines off, and shredding the originals."
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 05:21 AM (BLOW1)
Was it on the tech thread that this story was first posted, Pixy? I'm searching for it in AoSHq archives and not finding it. All of this was much-discussed in the comments! Much to discuss. For example:
The shredding is, I believe, a de-spining to get the pages in a stack to be scanned. As someone comments at the linked site, "It's the only way for LLM companies to make this process legal. Not defending it but don't think they can resell the books after they scan it." Books get pulped all the time. The companies elected to sell these.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 05:39 AM (faghi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:40 AM (xSAlF)
Posted by: clarence
Precisely.
****
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 05:43 AM (plc2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:45 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:45 AM (Ylc77)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:45 AM (rHgXV)
I was shredding cheese with a cheese grater and my fingers got involved...I was both grate-ful and not grateful...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:45 AM (l3cgK)
Something to keep in mind.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:45 AM (Ylc77)
That's a tachy solution...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:46 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:46 AM (Ylc77)
LOL. Glad I don't live in India.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 05:46 AM (rHgXV)
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 05:48 AM (plc2/)
https://tinyurl.com/52sf3xtf
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta
----
If he means end the filibuster, I agree. Do it.
If he means pack SCOTUS, I disagree.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 27, 2026 05:48 AM (5EgUN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:49 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:49 AM (O7YUW)
As my Grandmother (at the time aged 91) said after coming out of the CATSCAN, "Was it a boy or a girl?"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:50 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:50 AM (Ylc77)
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:52 AM (Ylc77)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 27, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)
I thought it was exhausted...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 05:56 AM (l3cgK)
Its a good thing horses don't eat meat, or your life would be a very different experience. I guess nature made it so the human can live with animals (generally) and not worry about being eaten.
Posted by: Coliin at July 27, 2026 05:56 AM (CiQE7)
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 05:56 AM (Ylc77)
****
The filibuster is an out of date procedure. In these days, most congress critters are told how to vote by those who have paid them off or made a deal for swapping votes. Call the vote and stop allowing the grandstanding.
Posted by: clarence at July 27, 2026 05:57 AM (plc2/)
"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)
OK, I ran a hard drive check on my dying computer. It said it passed the SMART test but failed the hard drive test. I took that to mean that the disk itself was working but there's something wrong with it such that I can't load Windows.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2026 06:00 AM (O0L8i)
Its a good thing horses don't eat meat, or your life would be a very different experience. I guess nature made it so the human can live with animals (generally) and not worry about being eaten.
Posted by: Coliin at July 27, 2026 05:56 AM (CiQE7)
Depends how hungry the animals are...
There are stories of an owner dying and the pet (cat or dog) having no choice...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:02 AM (l3cgK)
Something to keep in mind.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026
***
I watched one last night from their fourth season that I had forgotten. It was unsettling, as TNG did well, and suspenseful . . . and then, after the climactic resolution, the episode ended far too swiftly, with no commentary on what had happened or any mention of contacting the aliens who had been trapped with them in a spatial rift.
ST:TOS used to have unnecessarily comic tag scenes sometimes, but at least they had them. TNG often held the resolution of their conflict back to so late in the episode that there was no time for reflection.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)
Fortunately, unless we all died together I think the rest of my family would keep me from being eaten by the cat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 06:05 AM (rHgXV)
ON the other hand, in the famous episode that introduced the Borg, "Q Who?", there is a fine tag scene. Picard is talking with Guinan, who points out that the Borg are now aware of humans and the Federation, and -- having read the ship's computer data -- know where they are located.
Picard murmurs, "They'll be coming. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
Then again, after watching one episode of "Chainsmoker Cat" maybe wiping them out is not really a bad thing.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 06:09 AM (+4yJ5)
Fortunately, unless we all died together I think the rest of my family would keep me from being eaten by the cat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 06:05 AM (rHgXV)
There was an episode of "Homicide Hunter" where the woman was walking her dog out in the forest and suddenly died. The leash was stuck on the woman, so her little dog could not escape...after a few days, the little dog couldn't help it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:12 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: H at July 27, 2026 06:13 AM (cIjYM)
Atlanta: Underground Atlanta – historic 19th-century streets and storefronts under the viaducts, with shops, dining, and entertainment.
Taipei: Big underground shopping malls and arcades linked directly to the major train and metro stations.
Montreal: RÉSO (Underground City) – huge climate-controlled network of tunnels connecting malls, metro stations, offices, and hotels.
Coober Pedy: Underground dugout homes, shops, hotels, and even churches carved into the rock to escape the desert heat.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 06:15 AM (Ylc77)
Matera: Ancient Sassi cave districts – rock-cut dwellings still used as homes, hotels, restaurants, and shops.
Seattle: Seattle Underground – original Pioneer Square sidewalks and storefronts left below street level after the streets were raised, open for tours.
Chicago: Pedway system plus Lower Wacker Drive – extensive underground pedestrian tunnels and multi-level streets under the Loop.
Tokyo: Massive underground shopping streets (chikagai) around major stations like Shinjuku and Shibuya.
Beijing: Cold War-era underground city tunnels and widespread basement spaces, some still used for living and small businesses.
Cappadocia (Derinkuyu area): Ancient multi-level underground cities carved into soft rock, now open for exploration.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 06:16 AM (Ylc77)
Unfortunately I need to visit Walmart for some essentials today. I'll make it as fast and short as I can.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2026 06:18 AM (VyBeY)
Seattle: Seattle Underground – original Pioneer Square sidewalks and storefronts left below street level after the streets were raised, open for tours.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 06:16 AM (Ylc77)
I've done that tour...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:19 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 27, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
The city I grew up in had tunnels that crossed into Mexico...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:20 AM (l3cgK)
Wolfus mentioned being on the wrong side of the ground, so that got me thinking about cities with underground places to go.
Houston: downtown tunnel system is a network of subterranean, climate-controlled, pedestrian walkways that links 95 full city blocks 20 feet below Houston's downtown streets. It is approximately six miles long.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2026 06:20 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 06:20 AM (faghi)
In an animated short. From "Good News" network
https://tinyurl.com/7thby9b7
Have a good day, folks. If you can find something to laugh or smile about or unexpected beauty enjoy those today . Remember, God loves you and you are a blessing to others.! And for the praying people, keep on praying!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 06:24 AM (xPsv8)
Given the number of kaiju incidents, underground shopping makes sense.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 06:25 AM (+4yJ5)
Given the number of kaiju incidents, underground shopping makes sense.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 06:25 AM (+4yJ5)
Do Kaiju wear yarmulkes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:26 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I'm not getting close enough to get you an answer.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 06:29 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 27, 2026 06:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 27, 2026 06:30 AM (2Ez/1)
Empty. I need to wash out the fountain and refill it. Also fill up the water pan that sits on the ground. Plus we need more bird seed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2026 06:33 AM (O0L8i)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:26 AM (l3cgK)
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Doesn't everybody?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 06:39 AM (DGD6U)
I don't think I ever knew what the title words were! I misheard something like "you're enough" or "sure enough." Hahahahaha.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 04:49 AM (faghi)
Or "spirit of."
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 06:47 AM (faghi)
Seriously, I’ve read through that list and I don’t even come close to understanding the problems. This led me down a sinkhole reading about Bernard Riemann. He died at the tender age of 39. There’s no doubt in my mind that exceptional ability in mathematics is God given. Here almost 200 years later mathematicians are still trying to prove the Riemann Hypothesis…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 06:48 AM (38yk/)
Seriously, I’ve read through that list and I don’t even come close to understanding the problems. This led me down a sinkhole reading about Bernard Riemann. He died at the tender age of 39. There’s no doubt in my mind that exceptional ability in mathematics is God given. Here almost 200 years later mathematicians are still trying to prove the Riemann Hypothesis…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 06:48 AM (38yk/)
I'd rather delve into Ramen Spectroscopy...I like the shrimp and beef ramen best...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:50 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 06:48 AM (38yk/)
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Doesn't everybody?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 06:51 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 27, 2026 06:53 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 27, 2026 06:48 AM (38yk/)
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Doesn't everybody?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 06:51 AM (DGD6U)
No. I'm still alive at beyond 39...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:53 AM (l3cgK)
Hope Anna Puma doesn't see this.
Mornin', Horde. 70 degrees and dew point supposedly 71 in Kentuckiana.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 27, 2026 06:53 AM (NcvvS)
Hope Anna Puma doesn't see this.
Mornin', Horde. 70 degrees and dew point supposedly 71 in Kentuckiana.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 27, 2026 06:53 AM (NcvvS)
3:55 in the a.m. here. 71ºF here with 92% humidity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:55 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Shifty eyes at July 27, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Shifty eyes at July 27, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)
I do, when I die. I'll be buried with my wife...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:56 AM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2026 06:56 AM (bkuEU)
In an animated short.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2026 06:24 AM (xPsv
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Eh.... WhatsApp, doc?
https://tinyurl.com/3m995fbk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 06:57 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 27, 2026 06:53 AM (l3cgK)
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Lucky you!
I have Jack Benny Syndrome.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 06:58 AM (DGD6U)
Nevertheless, any substantial unsolved problem may be resolved with some application of Tachyons.
Posted by: meh at July 27, 2026 06:59 AM (Ylc77)
Posted by: Shifty eyes at July 27, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)
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Yep. There was even a ballroom down there.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 27, 2026 07:00 AM (DGD6U)
Posted by: In my best Steven Wright voice at July 27, 2026 07:01 AM (2Ez/1)
AI Companies Are Buying Tons of Old Books Because They're Free of AI Slop
July 21, 2026
https://archive.is/9MQrK
Posted by: m at July 27, 2026 07:01 AM (faghi)
Still have part of the yard to mow. If it doesn't rain and if the grass dries out a bit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 27, 2026 07:02 AM (jehhT)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 27, 2026 07:04 AM (rZu4J)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 27, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 27, 2026 07:06 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 27, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 27, 2026 07:10 AM (nT/TX)
Got him some good quality drugs and let his owner borrow our harness so he's not leash walking him with the collar. The one bad thing was he was out of the country and we couldn't contact him. He reports that his pup is doing quite well now.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 27, 2026 07:18 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2026 07:18 AM (bkuEU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 27, 2026 07:21 AM (bkuEU)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 27, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
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