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Daily Tech News 25 July 2026

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  • Anthropic's Opus 5 model is here - nearly as smart as Fable for half the price, and less annoying. (Engadget)

    It has been trained similarly but with much less effort towards security, so it isn't as clever at hacking systems or at preventing your systems from being hacked, but it hasn't been forced into I'M SORRY DAVE I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT insanity that flips on the moment you stray into anything even the tiniest bit questionable.

    I'll give it a try since I'm on the $20 Claude plan making Opus 5 free of additional charge while Fable 5 uses my limited credits. (Paying accounts received $100 worth of credits free, but I want to keep those for actual security scans.)

    Also worth noting: If Fable 5 runs into trouble or doubt, it doesn't just run in circles, scream and shout, it can silently drop back to Opus. This can happen even if your question is entirely orthogonal to security issues.


Tech News



Musical Interlude



Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere.




Disclaimer: My parents went to Eromanga and all they got me was this lousy dinosaur plushie.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:45 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 04:48 AM (faghi)

2
"Sorry about the delay."

"Thank you for waiting for me."

Posted by: m at July 25, 2026 04:49 AM (faghi)

3 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 04:56 AM (V0/Sp)

4 Police officers deliver Door Dash for a delivery driver who was six months pregnant and involved in a crash:

https://tinyurl.com/yrmxafp8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 04:57 AM (xSAlF)

5 Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere.

There was a cartoon called "Gerald McBoing-Boing". That kid could probably do it a capella...

Or maybe these folks: https://youtu.be/y6FqyhmMCmA&t=105

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 25, 2026 04:58 AM (l3cgK)

6 It appears that Eromanga is back of Burke.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 04:59 AM (V0/Sp)

7 “That is, it's a solid body orbiting another celestial body orbiting a star - clearly a moon - except that the body in the middle is a brown dwarf, a "failed star".“

Jupiter?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 25, 2026 05:05 AM (4g5V+)

8 Like Jupiter but bigger, yes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:06 AM (BLOW1)

9 6 It appears that Eromanga is back of Burke.
Posted by: fluffy


Eromanga is a tiny Outback town named for the local Aboriginal word meaning "windy plain", and prides itself as being the Australian settlement most distant from the sea.

It was also - by complete coincidence - once precisely on the shore of a massive inland sea in the Cretaceous period. It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.

It also means something completely different in Japanese, so my driving a Shinkansen route through it was a source of joy when it fell into my lap as the inevitable outcome of my worldbuilding.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (BLOW1)

10 "Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."

https://youtu.be/XaXlSZ2m8xk

https://youtu.be/b-39FbFozII

https://youtu.be/hoW0P7lMTzY

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 25, 2026 05:13 AM (/eAef)

11 >>> It also means something completely different in Japanese

Something akin to hentai?

>>> It has a local museum featuring some remarkable fossils.

I saw that museum on Bing maps just know. The town is quite remote.

Thanks for the geography lesson!

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:17 AM (V0/Sp)

12 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (plc2/)

13 11 >>> It also means something completely different in Japanese

Something akin to hentai?


Not so much "akin to" as "explicitly".

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (BLOW1)

14
I saw that brown dwarf satellite story a day or so ago. The brown dwarf about 30ish Jupiter masses, and it's satellite is a minimum of about 1 Jupiter mass.

The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf.

If the brown dwarf were a star, the satellite would be called a planet. It would be a "S -type" orbiting planet is a binary system (the other is a P-type, circumbinary orbit where the planet is far enough away and orbits the center of mass of both stars in a close binary).

If the brown dwarf were a planet, the satellite would be a moon. So, it's indeed a category thing, with no agreed upon definition.

That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon". But, since it can't be called a moon, then we have a problem with naming as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:22 AM (w6EFb)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 25, 2026 05:23 AM (AMvSw)

16
Most exoplanets in binary systems discovered so far are S-types. But a few P-types have been discovered, all of them gas giants I believe.

Anyway, such a P-type rocky planet would be a Tatooine type world, with two suns close to the same size looming in the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (w6EFb)

17 I remember not too long ago when a Mini PC like that Geekom A9 with top of the line latest CPU with 32 GB & 1 TB would run you around $700 - $800, sometimes cheaper on sale.

Now you can pay double the price for the same specs and they gimp the GPU with one stick of DDR5.

And not too long ago was 2024.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)

18 Highway patrol officer shields a thirsty and overheated pup. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/2mcnh942

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (W90Ou)

19 >>> That Jupiter mass satellite is far enough away from the brown dwarf it could itself have moons of its own. Making it maybe a "sub-moon", "moonlet" or even "moon-moon".

I want it to be a moon-moon.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:29 AM (V0/Sp)

20 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (Ia/+0)

21 17 And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Or even more recently than that. I picked up mine - 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Ryzen 255 - in December for under $700 including tax.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (BLOW1)

22 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (m5P/4)

23 Grace Hopper on Letterman:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UwRYvZNZeCQ

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2026 05:33 AM (V0/Sp)

24 Scripture verses about finding rest in the Lord:

https://tinyurl.com/32cpm383

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:34 AM (xPsv8)

25 Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.

They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:37 AM (6ydKt)

26 10 "Sorry about the delay. I wanted to include a bonus clip of an a capella version of this theme, and could not find it anywhere."

(youtube links)

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram


Thanks, it's not any of those, though. YouTube search, Grok, and Claude all failed to track it down; it was from the past millennium and is probably buried in a vault on a 1" master tape somewhere.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:38 AM (BLOW1)

27 Or even more recently than that. I picked up mine - 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD, Ryzen 255 - in December for under $700 including tax.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 05:32 AM (BLOW1)

And it’s a good thing you did.
Excellent timing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (6ydKt)

28 Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner. God bless and protect him . Article from "NY Post":

https://tinyurl.com/y65z24ww

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (xPsv8)

29 Grace Hopper on Letterman
—-/

Jefferson Airplane Loves You

Posted by: Wow Man at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (VGE5u)

30 Mornin', Horde. 66 and cloudy in Kentuckiana, maybe rain later this morning, going up to 79. Supposed to be mid-to-upper 80s for the rest of the week, but we seem to be out of the 90-degree days for now.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:39 AM (NcvvS)

31 >>Apparently Trump gave a very funny speech last night at the rescheduled WH Correspondents dinner.

Couple of people on the ONT said his jokes were awful.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (NcvvS)

32 Evening and morning to all the Saturday toilers and earluy risers!

Hawaii Five-O . . . I remember seeing the two-hour pilot film, enjoying it, and thinking it was more of a spy story and less of the cop show that the TV series became. Still the most exciting TV theme, after "Secret Agent Man" (maybe), of all time. And if you look at the original intro of the HFO series on YooToob, you'll be astonished at how modern and MTV video-like it is, how sharp the edits are . . . and astonished that it was cut together without computer assistance, not in 1968.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:41 AM (wzUl9)

33 >> Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

No. Stability of sub-moons is a tricky thing. They can theoretically exist, and I think Callisto would meet the stability criteria, as well as Titan around Saturn.

Our Moon would barely meet it, but not really -- the submoon would have to be very tiny, no more than 10 miles in diameter, and the orbital radius would to fall in a very tight range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:43 AM (w6EFb)

34 Don’t some of Jupiter’s moons have their own moons already?

I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons that are basically captured asreroids.

They definitely need to come up with some new terms because it’s getting complicated out there.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


***
There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

35 16:18 aspect ratio on that Lenovo ThinkCentre X display.

Holy crap that’s a weird one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (6ydKt)

36 Addendum:

Although I guess that display would be good if you wanted to watch two 16:9 videos one on top of the other.

Could be excellent for video editing, I guess?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:47 AM (6ydKt)

37 A busy dream night. At first I was visiting NYC, staying in a hotel that I thought was on the East Side near one of the tunnels to Brooklyn or Queens. Then I was wandering around a gigantic open-air fair with two little old ladies -- this with no memory of how I got to the fair from Manhattan. I lost the ladies and was suddenly wandering in the pre-dawn hours through a big mall, looking for a shop that would sell me some Tums, but the booths and stores were all closed. Finally I came across a diner that was open, and I sat down to eat . . . only to find they had no coffee. And all this time, I still had no idea how I would get back to my hotel in Manhattan.

There was something later about my having to shampoo and wash my hair in a gigantic empty supermarket aisle, but I'm fuzzy on all that. Thankfully.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

38 There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:44 AM (wzUl9)

Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:49 AM (6ydKt)

39 >> I read something a few weeks ago about Earth having a few more liitle moons t

These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.

See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)

40 Was pondering renting a pick-up and getting rid of my 2nd to llast scrap pile. But a frw pieces are not ready.

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2026 05:51 AM (Ia/+0)

41 The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf. And the Jupiter mass satellite orbits about 0.6 AU or so from the brown dwarf. . . .

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026


***
Chilly out there. Better bring a sweater.

Tourism will be light, though, so there's that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

42 There's a big sign that was once posted in Saturn's rings: NO LITTERING. 200,000,000 KLAPTYRS FINE. But nobody knows who posted it, and it got knocked down by an asteroid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026
*
Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


***
A handsome compliment, SO! Adams probably wrote a lot of his stuff right after he first got up in the morning. I find my mind more creative then!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:56 AM (wzUl9)

43
If coding has been solved, why does software keep getting worse? (Piotr)


Consider the universe of coding as a pie chart. That portion of coding that is "good" is but a small slice of the pie. Look how much more room there is to explore over in that portion of coding space that is considered "bad"!

Call this the Manifest Destiny Model of Coding, if you will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (s9VOe)

44 Sounds like a Douglas Adams book,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026


***
I need to reread his great works.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

45 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 25, 2026 05:58 AM (Hbeqj)

46 Well, I'm going to bed, so I'll leave you daywalkers with a nice peppy song to get you started! (It's not exactly a deep cut, just relatively obscure.. next to the generation-defining "All Star.")

Smash Mouth - Then The Morning Comes
https://youtu.be/cB9JJIoAdYM

Posted by: SciVo at July 25, 2026 05:59 AM (Sy6m/)

47
The brown dwarf orbits about 67 AU from it's star, a red dwarf


"Nobody toss a dwarf!"

-- Stuff Gimli Said, Volume 2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:00 AM (s9VOe)

48
Oh, well...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (s9VOe)

49 Movies! uses episodes or clips from the old Jay Ward Fractured Flickers 1960s series as filler. This morning one of their segments, about "the Great Detective Sherman Oaks," used footage from the Lon Chaney Sr. flick London After Midnight. I thought that film was lost? Maybe in the early Sixties there were some clips still extant?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

50 Lovely psalm of praise- Psalm 126 KJV:

https://tinyurl.com/4jnhvfk2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 06:02 AM (rHgXV)

51 I think I'd prefer to call that Jupiter mass object a satellite planet.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 25, 2026 06:04 AM (w6EFb)

52
See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits


The trojan orbits are ribbed for Earth's pleasure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:07 AM (s9VOe)

53 The Peter Gunn theme by Henry Mancini was a good theme song, too.

It’s like a jazzy tune with a surf safari guitar.

https://youtu.be/Emg_6ANjWzo

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:08 AM (6ydKt)

54 If you missed Weird Dave's Friday ONT, I suggest you go back and enjoy yourself. WD has another great one.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:09 AM (jyOtU)

55 These are all called "quasi-moons". They are not gravitationally bound to earth, but in a heliocentric orbit in 1:1 resonance with earth. They can look like moons sometimes, but they aren't.

See horseshoe, tadpole, and trojan orbits. They've got all kinds of names for these.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 25, 2026 05:50 AM (w6EFb)

Yeah, that’s what it was, I forgot that part.
The article had a graphic showing the long eccentric orbits of the little guys.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 06:10 AM (6ydKt)

56 Uh-oh. The water pressure was fine at 4:30; now it's low. If this continues it means no shower or shave for yours truly. Great way to start a Saturday.

If the pressure is low throughout my area, it means no bath for the car, either.

I hope they can fix it soon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

57 Don't knock dwarfs. The Sun is a yellow dwarf.

All main sequence stars are dwarfs, luminosity class V. Think of dwarf as meaning normal.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (w6EFb)

58
The disk drive on my old computer is failing or, more accurately, has failed. With the help of a recovery program, I was able to copy the most important stuff over to a storage drive, so my music, pictures, spreadsheets, etc. are safe. But still, buying a new desktop was not in my immediate plans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O0L8i)

59
And not too long ago was 2024.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 05:27 AM (6ydKt)

----

I wish I had Pixy's foresight

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (3+ug0)

60 Old time hymn- "My hope is built ":

https://tinyurl.com/2jjb3846

Have a good day, everyone. I hope you have a blessed day, and know that you're a blessing to others!

I am looking forward to the senior care center worship service later today. They are dear folks.
Now it's time for a walk with dear FenSpouse, and I hope to see some herons. Such majestic birds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2026 06:15 AM (rHgXV)

61 From Weird Dave's ONT: "Cats are important for survival. The dinosaurs did not have cats, and look what happened to them."

I'm watching the AI Star Trek[/i[ vid now. To coin a phrase, "Fascinating."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

62 @SpeakingOf:
https://tinyurl.com/yuvrwtny

( Found at Sarah Hoyt's meme post from last week over at accordingtohoyt.com )

And no, the current day's meme posts from PowerLine Blog, Midwest Chick, or Sarah Hoyt aren't up yet.

*Le Sigh*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

63 Water pressure is back!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

64 @59/JM in Illinois: "I wish I had Pixy's foresight"

Me too. Now all I have is patience and waiting out this foolish bubble.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)

65 Good morning morons from under a star filled night sky in Sonoma.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2026 06:20 AM (JvZF+)

66 @63/Wolfus: "Water pressure is back!"

Same here. We had a water-main break on our street yesterday. They fixed it sometime while I slept. Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

67 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Yabba dabba doo!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (amcLV)

68 I know someone who inherited one of Admiral Hopper's nanoseconds. It is so cool and innocuous at the same time.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 25, 2026 06:21 AM (OXvkT)

69 Was nice to have water again at 5 am when I got up, though the amount of air that came bubbling through the pipes was a bit disturbing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


***
Sort of a "cold tub" experience, then!

The AI Trek video was beautifully done. Though I have to admit I didn't recognize a couple of the female characters: the blonde on the bridge in white, and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress in the scene with Troi and Princess Leia. Are they from other SF franchises? For some reason I think the second might be from Stargate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:25 AM (wzUl9)

70
Star spelled backwards is "rats".

We live in a universe of rats.

Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:27 AM (s9VOe)

71 The Disney Zorro is on Grit right now. It's a fun trivia game to spot those character actors, you know, "Hey, it's *that* guy!", from other shows or movies and to know their names. Michael Pate, a versatile Australian actor (and writer and director), is in this one. He played the chief of the Apaches, Vittorio, in Hondo the Wayne film, and even showed up as the same chief in the 1960s Hondo TV series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:30 AM (wzUl9)

72
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (O0L8i)

73 and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
-----------
Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:34 AM (amcLV)

74 and the exotic-looking one in the Egyptian-style headdress
-----------
Ahsoka from Star Wars. I believe the "headdress" is part of her head.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026


***
Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

75 @70/Krebs: "Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader."

All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (O7YUW)

76 Must be from one of the other six or eight movies, I guess. I've only seen the "original" three.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)
----------
Extended Universe. She got her own TV show, but it was pretty bad, I hear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (amcLV)

77 All I can do for you is give Spock a beard.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


***
I've often thought of trimming my "Commander Riker" beard (which I grew before he did!) back to a ring beard like Mirror Spock's. But that will mean a learning curve to shaving the newly revealed areas. And if I didn't like it, it would take me a while to grow the hedgerows back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:40 AM (wzUl9)

78
There's a rumor flying around the vicinity of our place here in Sussex that one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice.

The on-line hysteria in the "dialogue" between the lovers of green greasy shits underfoot everywhere ("We're intruding on their land!") and the lovers of more 'deportations' ("Then you come over and clean off my dock daily!") is intense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:42 AM (s9VOe)

79
What do you call 100 Canada Geese stuffed and roasted and served with a side dish of wild rice?

A good start.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (s9VOe)

80 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 25, 2026 06:45 AM (VyBeY)

81 @78/Krebs: "one of the communities is solving the influx of Canada Geese problem with extreme prejudice. "

Good. They're overpopulated and need a mass culling. The Canadian Government won't do anything on our side of the border because it's a "protected bird". Idjits. That'd be like protecting deer.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:48 AM (O7YUW)

82 Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?

Feed it to the birds. Hilarity should ensue.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9)

83 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

84
I'm now one-quarter of the way through reviewing each of some 7000 references in my database to see whether the complete paper is available online.

If the current trends hold, my guess is that only about 20-25% of the whole will have them. What I do then is open to question. I may be able to get reprints from some of the authors, but I don't want to spend my declining days or reach their end while in the library stacks at Rice or U of H.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 06:50 AM (O0L8i)

85 Midwest Chick's Saturday meme-drop is now up!

https://tinyurl.com/yskrf769

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (O7YUW)

86
Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?


Gray Goose

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (s9VOe)

87 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Feeding the homeless Canadian geese? Can that be done outside of Haiti?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

88 Powerline Week in Pictures for today:

https://tinyurl.com/v3nvwdnf

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:52 AM (O7YUW)

89 Midwest Chick's Saturday meme-drop is now up!

https://tinyurl.com/yskrf769
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026


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The "When you lied on your resume and still got the job" looks like my late cat Chekov! He did sort of resemble a panda cub.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 06:56 AM (wzUl9)

90 70 Star spelled backwards is "rats".

We live in a universe of rats.

Working out the cosmology of that universe is an exercise left for the reader.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (BLOW1)

91 Isn't there a vodka brand called Canada Goose?
*
Gray Goose
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026


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I knew there was an annoying honking bird in there somewhere

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

92 Just need some telepathic cats and you're all set: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_of_Rat_and_Dragon
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 25, 2026


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One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 25, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

93 Have a great day. everyone.

Got lots to do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2026 07:08 AM (u82oZ)

94
One of the finest SF stories out there. They should have chosen it for the short story volume of The Science Fiction Hall of Fame instead of Smith's "Scanners Live in Vain."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


I read that as "Scanners Live in a Van".

Its sequel would have been, "Down By the River".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 07:09 AM (s9VOe)

95 That Engelbert Humperdinck hair needs to be in style again that The Ventures drummer was rockin'.

Posted by: After The Loving at July 25, 2026 07:10 AM (ftsic)

96
Hawaii Five-O, starring Wun Hung as We Tu Lo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2026 07:14 AM (s9VOe)

97 *Le Sigh*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 25, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

I think I got to play Oregon Trail maybe two times my entire school career. It was still a relatively new game on the Apple II when I was in elementary school so I had to wait until sometime in the 90s to play it.

And yeah, I'm also pretty sure I died of dysentery.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2026 07:17 AM (6ydKt)

98 Pull up! Pull up!

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at July 25, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

99 Too late.

Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at July 25, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

100
If I don't say my Rosary now, I may not have the chance for the rest of the day. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2026 07:19 AM (O0L8i)

101 Grumpy

That issue I was having with my laptop return shortly after declaring it fixed. Turns out it wasn't the Windows update causing the problem after all. It was the Logitech wireless mouse. On a hunch, I swapped it out with another Logitech mouse I had running the desktop in the home office. No issues for several days now.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 25, 2026 07:23 AM (J4Dwc)

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