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Ethiopian Migrant Culturally Enriches Three American Citizens In, Get This, Minnesota

But I'm sure he was an engineer or doctor or scientist developing a cure for cancer. So the three senseless, barbaric murders he committed are balanced out.

This "migrant" could not convince the government to let him bring his family over from Ethiopia. He decided that he was being discriminated against because he was black and an immigrant, which is exactly the murderous grievance instilled in him by the American left.

Suspect charged with killing three people in St. Paul apartment leasing office

Charges filed against the man accused of fatally shooting three people in St. Paul on Monday allege he opened fire on the apartment management company employees after being told he could not cancel his garage parking contract.

Tsegaab Ademassu Binessu, 30, was charged Tuesday in Ramsey County District Court with three counts of second-degree murder.

He's accused of killing Nansi G. Fuentes Zambrano, 25, of Inver Grove Heights; Dena M. Silcox, 56, of St. Paul; and Adam J. Wilwerding, 43, of Oakdale. They were fatally shot inside an apartment complex leasing office on St. Paul Avenue on Monday afternoon.

The charges state that the shooting was captured on surveillance video and claim that Binessu also confessed to his roommate. Court documents allege that Binessu "executed" the three victims.

...

Binessu's longtime roommate reportedly called police and said Binessu had confessed to the shooting. He said Binessu had quit his trucking job and planned on enlisting in the Navy -- and that he had just sold his vehicle.

"The roommate thought Binessu planned to speak with apartment management about cancelling his $65/month parking garage contract because he had sold his car," the complaint states. "The roommate spoke to Binessu hours later. Binessu said he had argued with apartment management and ended up killing three people."

....

The shooting happened a short time later. The complaint alleges that surveillance video shows Binessu shooting each of the victims multiple times.

The complaint states that he was arrested Monday night on the Iron Range, driving the car of one of the victims.

Binessu allegedly told investigators "he hated the American system," the complaint states. "Binessu complained of unsuccessfully trying to bring his wife and children from Ethiopia for seven years. Binessu said the prolonged immigration process contributed to his divorce and separation from his children."

He also reportedly complained that apartment management would not help him, and that he believed he was "treated unfairly because he is Black and an immigrant."


As Black Conservative Perspective wonders: How long until Tim Walz pardons him?

Related: Sanity is slowly returning.


The U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled late Tuesday that illegal aliens do not have the constitutional right to roam the nation during their removal proceedings.

The ruling, led by Chief Judge Jennifer Elrod, appointed by George W. Bush, overturned the lower court's decision granting bond hearings and releasing three illegal immigrants from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody, putting the lower court's orders on hold pending a full appeal.

The Department of Justice (DOJ) Civil Division's Assistant Attorney General Brett A. Shumate said the decision makes clear that "illegal aliens do not have a constitutional right to roam free in the United States during their removal proceedings."

The lower court's February decision -- approving the petition for a writ of habeas corpus -- came after the petitioner, an illegal alien named Ignacio Sosnava Rodriguez, was arrested during a traffic stop in 2025.

Rodriguez, who had lived in Texas for 22 years, filed the petition while being held by ICE, arguing that detaining him without bond violates his Fifth Amendment due process rights.

The court, using the precedent of the three-factor test from Mathews v. Eldridge, determined that Rodriguez's petition was valid. However, the appeals court disagreed, denying Rodriguez's petition without the appeal needing to reach the court's full bench of judges.

Shumate said Tuesday's decision sets an "extraordinary precedential order" that will be used in similar cases going forward.

Similarly, the appeals court also stayed the petitions of two other illegal aliens, Alejandro Villegas Angel and Miguel Angel Gomez.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:14 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:14 PM (2YhKe)

2 Thank you, Uncle Joe!!!

We LOVE all the diversity you brought to America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:15 PM (2YhKe)

3 Where did he get the gun?

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 02:15 PM (ffqrs)

4 If millions must go, millions must go

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at July 23, 2026 02:16 PM (fapp/)

5 Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 23, 2026 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

6 Some people's worst days can really leave a mark.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2026 02:17 PM (TlQ7Z)

7 As Black Conservative Perspective wonders: How long until Tim Walz pardons him?

The guy didn't have a hot girlfriend to share with me so screw him

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

8 But I'm sure he was an engineer or doctor or scientist developing a cure for cancer.

He could have been working on deflecting asteroids!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (vDZgA)

9 Ethiopian here for 7 years?

How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (zGzrB)

10 The guy didn't have a hot girlfriend to share with me so screw him
Posted by: Tim Walz at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM


Clearly an imposter. Walz likes 13 year old boys.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

11 Meanwhile, USAID cuts have forced tranny former aid workers in Nepal into becoming prostitutes.

The Associated Press, ladies and gentlemen:

In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

Damn you, Trump!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (aD4fx)

12 The guy didn't have a hot girlfriend to share with me so screw him

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm
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This one took me a minute. Woof. Brutal but funny

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 02:19 PM (ffqrs)

13 Alejandro Villegas Angel and Miguel Angel Gomez"

See, they're angels!

Posted by: man at July 23, 2026 02:19 PM (XuXeR)

14 Tsegaab Ademassu Binessu, 30, was charged Tuesday in Ramsey County District Court with three counts of second-degree murder.


Dude looks like former Red Sox pitcher Pedro Hernandez.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:19 PM (2YhKe)

15 How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (zGzrB)
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Backstroke

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 02:19 PM (ffqrs)

16 The U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled late Tuesday that illegal aliens do not have the constitutional right to roam the nation during their removal proceedings.

Can you imagine what FDR would have done with these lower courts? Oh you say I have to let Japanese "undocumented immigrants" free in the country while you consider if I can imprison them?!?

You get a treason trial and you get a treason trial and you get a treason trial!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

17 Where did he get the gun?
Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 02:15 PM (ffqrs)




Doesn't the NRA just give guns away on street corners?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

18 How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (zGzrB)
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Turn left at Greenland?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (amcLV)

19 >>In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.


LOL.

Learn to Fake it.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (zGzrB)

20 Local story, page 12A, underneath Tire Sale.

Posted by: The Minnesota Star Tribune at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (6W6ju)

21
>>Binessu complained of unsuccessfully trying to bring his wife and children from Ethiopia for seven years.

===============

Oh man. How long before the AWFLs and nose-ringers blame the whole thing on our evil immigration policies? Or am I behind? Too lazy to check social media, but I'm sure murdering 3 people is the "natural response to our cruelty" blah-blah.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (mmrXZ)

22 >>> 11 Meanwhile, USAID cuts have forced tranny former aid workers in Nepal into becoming prostitutes.

The Associated Press, ladies and gentlemen:

In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.

Damn you, Trump!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (aD4fx)

Stop dressing like retards and get real jobs. Idiots.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2026 02:20 PM (vDZgA)

23 In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options,

You know I'm pretty sure if the trannies leave their party city wigs at home and just dress however men normally do in Nepal that this won't be a problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

24 Turn left at Greenland?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Don't take a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2026 02:21 PM (77rzZ)

25 Enlist in the Navy for a country (or system) you hate. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2026 02:21 PM (RAxGY)

26 In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.




You went to Nepal. What did you think the result would be?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

27 9 Ethiopian here for 7 years?

How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?
Posted by: garrett
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On a plane most likely. The nasty secret is that most of our illegals are actually middle class or higher in their own countries--they aren't the wretched masses in that idiotic Lazarus poem. They are on the make and have money enough for smart phones, plane tickets, etc. but come here to grift.

A lot come in via a visa and never leave.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:22 PM (E4rtv)

28 His immigration caused family problems, so instead of just going back to be with his family, oh look this future astronaut decides to kill three people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 23, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)

29 Binessu complained of unsuccessfully trying to bring his wife and children from Ethiopia for seven years.

The left: America is a deeply racist country that kills black people for sport. We should strive to be more like progressive minority countries like Ethiopia where the people live at peace with each other and nature.

Also the left: How dare the government not let this black guy bring his family here from that shithole Ethiopia.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

30
Tsegaab Ademassu Binessu, 30, was charged Tuesday in Ramsey County District Court with three counts of second-degree murder.

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He sure showed them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2026 02:23 PM (HLgI3)

31
The foreigners seem to be keeping the funeral/death industry going strong.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 23, 2026 02:23 PM (OkYzo)

32 "illegal aliens do not have a constitutional right to roam free in the United States during their removal proceedings."


Illegal aliens don't have any constitutional rights, to be honest. They're not citizens, so they're not covered.

GTFO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

33 But I'm sure he was an engineer or doctor or scientist developing a cure for cancer. So the three senseless, barbaric murders he committed are balanced out.


SpaceX hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:24 PM (2YhKe)

34 In my personal experience, Ethiopians have been among the least offensive and problematic foreigners I've encountered in our country.

They tend to be a model immigrant group, for whatever little that's worth, and not meddle too much with the natives.

I wonder if this guy is from the Muslim minority, or just a whackjob who moved to the US and got all fucked up on American ghetto black ideology.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:24 PM (BI5O2)

35 "Binessu complained of unsuccessfully trying to bring his wife and children from Ethiopia for seven years."

Why didn't he just go back to Ethiopia if he cared about being separated from his wife and children so much?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2026 02:24 PM (Sz4/F)

36 I am so happy to hear that my money had been going to make sure trannies in Nepal didn't have to actually work.

I mean my house needs repairs, my local roads look like there has been a war, and my country owes $40T but making sure trannies in another country don't have to work? See the left is focused on the important things.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

37 It's funny because the men in nepal wear dresses.

I mean...

IT'S FUNNY BEC--- eh, screw it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:24 PM (Ot/FD)

38 "Binessu allegedly told investigators "he hated the American system," "

Oh. So he's a Democrat.

Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (MWfyi)

39 There's a story out of Canada where a dot-Indian guy is claiming that his family borrowed a lot of money in India to allow him to become a student in Canada, on the assumption that he would then be able to become a Canadian citizen, and bring his whole family over.

Canada is now making him leave, which is deeply, deeply Unfair.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (aD4fx)

40 Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.




You went to Nepal. What did you think the result would be?
Posted by: Sponge
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I don't think they are US citizens but rather some of the sordid payments to sex workers that the US AID did to promote globo homo in places where they don't want it. Probably dreamed up by some deviant in the US AID office that wanted some exotic tail on their travels.

Same as having presentations on gay sex practices in Afghanistan before we left. I guess the theory is if we don't care what our body parts hook up with, then there will be less conflict in the world or some other stupid rot.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

41 In my personal experience, Ethiopians have been among the least offensive and problematic foreigners I've encountered in our country.

I ran across an interesting stat the other day, not only to legal African immigrants make more then black heritage Americans, they make more then white heritage Americans.

But uh structural racism or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

42 "Binessu allegedly told investigators "he hated the American system," "

Oh. So he's a Democrat.
Posted by: fd at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (MWfyi)



He came to America and voted democrat. Now that he's going to prison, he'll be voting democrat twice as much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:26 PM (2YhKe)

43 34 In my personal experience, Ethiopians have been among the least offensive and problematic foreigners I've encountered in our country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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And that is the problem, most people never find out that their perceptions are based on small n samples which are not representative of the group.

They have to go back if the US is to live.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

44
Same as having presentations on gay sex practices in Afghanistan before we left. I guess the theory is if we don't care what our body parts hook up with, then there will be less conflict in the world or some other stupid rot.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)



Hairy man ass. Hairy goat ass.

Same difference, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (2YhKe)

45 According to this account, he was naturalized. Another X account said he got a CDL and was associated with yet another 'fake' trucking company.

Spicey Bits
@SpiceyBits
Tsegaab Ademassu Binessu is an import, but now a naturalized U.S. citizen.

He possesses a valid U.S. passport and Social Security card, which confirm U.S. citizenship.

News reports describe him as an immigrant from Ethiopia who has lived in the U.S. for at least seven years.

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (kX27y)

46 Has Tampon Walz pardoned him yet?

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (gxokI)

47
Parking spots in Ethiopia are free!

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (OkYzo)

48 He said Binessu had quit his trucking job...

______________________________

Driving? Because the primary "stay awake" drug of Ethiopian Truck drivers is Khat. Who wants to make a wager that he didn't QUIT but was terminated because of the DOT crack down?

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (dIske)

49 As Black Conservative Perspective wonders: How long until Tim Walz pardons him?
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It was one day!

We can't start judging people on their highest body-count day!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

50 I don't think they are US citizens but rather some of the sordid payments to sex workers that the US AID did to promote globo homo in places where they don't want it. Probably dreamed up by some deviant in the US AID office that wanted some exotic tail on their travels.

I remember seeing a video from a US program to teach Afghan women about art - I don't know if it was a USAID program or not.

And you'd figure if you were going to do this, and knowing Islamic sensibilities, you'd bring in artists from moderate Muslim countries and cover things like landscape paintings or some such

Oh no...

So in this room of Afghan women covered head to toe you had one flaming American guy and one American woman in a tight t-shirt teaching them about Duchamp's urinal. The Afghan women looked so confused.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

51 He came to America and voted democrat. Now that he's going to prison, he'll be voting democrat twice as much.
Posted by: Sponge

If he did that in the South, he would qualify for the death penalty x 3 for such a stupid reason. Up North, the idiot judge and jury in Minnesota will simply cry along with the defendant about how unfair it is and give him the equivalent of a parking ticket for killing three people. Same crap as in the UK. Suicidal empathy for shitheads.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)

52 25 Enlist in the Navy for a country (or system) you hate. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2026 02:21 PM (RAxGY)

——-

My money is that the plan was to this very thing in the Navy.

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (86Q0u)

53 Dude looks like former Red Sox pitcher Pedro Hernandez.
Posted by: Sponge
_________
Martinez?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (6EhGL)

54 _________
Martinez?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (6EhGL)



Oops. Yes. That guy.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

55 How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?

Posted by: garrett

Practice

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Xkol+)

56 Minnesota has fallen so much in the last 50 years.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (rJ48h)

57 32
Illegal aliens don't have any constitutional rights, to be honest. They're not citizens, so they're not covered.

GTFO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)

This needs to be shouted from every rooftop.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)

58 What we really need is a trimmed mean of days so that we exclude people's worst day.

You kill 23 people in one day? Fine, we'll give that to you, but you'd better not kill anymore!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

59 GWB's religion of peace piece meal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (hzuYO)

60 So in this room of Afghan women covered head to toe you had one flaming American guy and one American woman in a tight t-shirt teaching them about Duchamp's urinal. The Afghan women looked so confused.
Posted by: 18-1

This is why we lost in Afghanistan and why we should never try to run other countries. We are as Jerry Pournelle called us, incompetent when running an empire.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (E4rtv)

61 >>>Has Tampon Walz pardoned him yet?

Pro tip: always check the content -- including below the fold -- before making what you think is an original joke.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (J4Dwc)

62 Kill one, you're a murderer.

Kill many, you're a conqueror.

Kill 'em all, you're a GOD!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)

63 Minnesota has fallen so much in the last 50 years.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (rJ48h)
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Blue poisoning has worked it's way through the entire body.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

64 We can't start judging people on their highest body-count day!!
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

On average he has killed far, far fewer than one person per day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (Ot/FD)

65 When the Left eventually takes over, he won't have to worry since they're going to be abolishing prisons.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (NpAcC)

66 Minnesota has fallen so much in the last 50 years.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (rJ48h)




Black lives matter, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (2YhKe)

67 59 GWB's religion of peace piece meal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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His whole family got paid by the Saudis with oil deals and more. So Islam has been berry berry good to GWB. I half suspect that he and his wretched family are some of the instigators in Islamic invasion of Texas.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (E4rtv)

68 Where did he get the gun?
Posted by: 496

That damned Indiana state gun loophole I warned you about.

Posted by: BHO at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (Xkol+)

69
Cultural enrichers enriching the soil.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

70 Kill 'em all, you're a GOD!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)

Kill everyone, and all you did was ruin poker night.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (Ot/FD)

71 Why didn't he just jump in front of a train if he cared about being separated from his wife and children so much?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (JvZF+)

72 Who gave him a hug, calling him a SWEETHEART!!!

- the cops
- the reporters
- the jailers
- the prosecuting attorney
- the judge
- all of the above

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (4g5V+)

73 56 Minnesota has fallen so much in the last 50 years.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2026 02:30 PM (rJ48h)
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An example of 'falling' - Lakeville is a rural suburb outside the Twin Cities. From the Red Star Tribune:
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Every Friday, members of the Al Hadi Association gather for prayers in a building owned by the Lakeville school district. It’s a cramped, rented space, with other tenants scattered throughout the building who must work around others’ schedules.
So members of the group rejoiced in June, when the southern suburb’s planning commission recommended the City Council approve a necessary permit for their proposed 3,600-square-foot mosque. The mosque, the second that could be approved in Lakeville in less than a year, reflects the shifting demographics of a once more racially and religiously homogenous community.
“Just like any other religious institute, we have the community need to run our services as well as the programs for our youth, so they can understand our faith,” said Muhammad Shabaz, a leader of the nonprofit association that organizes prayers at a rental location. “So that is the reason we are looking for a bigger space.”

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (kX27y)

74 They have to go back if the US is to live.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

Oh, I'm with ya, 100%. Everyone must go, and we have to shut the shit off for at least 25 years.

I'm just saying, if I had to choose, non-Muslim black Africans would be my choice for immigration. In general, their heads aren't full of anti-American poison right from the jump like the Whites and Indians and Asians and Arabs, and they aren't obligate socialists with ties to organized crime, like the Hispanics.

They tend to be much better. But still... shoo, fly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (BI5O2)

75 Why didn't he just jump in front of a train if he cared about being separated from his wife and children so much?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (JvZF+)



Because everything is someone else's fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)

76 65 When the Left eventually takes over, he won't have to worry since they're going to be abolishing prisons.
Posted by: redridinghood a

Who needs prisons when you have prisoners dig their own graves before being shot and happy fun work camps for others. Just like Chicoms and Soviet Union created.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (E4rtv)

77 Is it realistic to expect people not to become card carrying “racists”? This is the intent, right? Among other things.

This is the part where my crystal ball gets cloudy. It was never real great to begin with. I couldn’t imagine politics and corporate culture being this retarded 25 or 35 years ago. It was obvious the usual suspects had been trying to whip up a racial war for decades, but.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (xAdLC)

78 62 Kill one, you're a murderer.

Kill many, you're a conqueror.

Kill 'em all, you're a GOD!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (2YhKe)

Captive honor ain’t no honor.

Posted by: Megadeth at July 23, 2026 02:34 PM (4g5V+)

79 75 Why didn't he just jump in front of a train if he cared about being separated from his wife and children so much?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:32 PM (JvZF+)


Because everything is someone else's fault.
Posted by: Sponge
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This is the way most of the world thinks and why shitholes predominate--bad things happened because some other bastard stole my cheese. Sometimes it is even true.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:34 PM (E4rtv)

80 43 34 In my personal experience, Ethiopians have been among the least offensive and problematic foreigners I've encountered in our country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
_________________________

I'll tell you what. Walk down 9th Street in Washington DC, and see if your theory holds. You'll want to do an inventory when you get to the Shaw neighborhood. Ethiopians are legendary for their pick pocketing. They work in teams, and those not participating are usually sitting on the stoop chewing on khat and watching the show.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

81 The Accused: Tsegaab Binessu was arrested near Virginia, Minnesota. Charging documents indicate he expressed frustration over his inability to cancel a parking contract.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:35 PM (RHGPo)

82 He decided that he was being discriminated against because he was black and an immigrant, which is exactly the murderous grievance instilled in him by the American left.
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Politically speaking, this needs to be grinded in the face of libs and progs.

They blamed Tucker (back when he was on Fox News--that Tucker) for the Laredo shooting because the shooter expressed concerns about "replacement theory" that Tucker had expressed concerns about on his show.

This is the same thing. Same principle. They have been pushing a narrative and one of their crazies got crazed over it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)

83 The Accused: Tsegaab Binessu was arrested near Virginia, Minnesota. Charging documents indicate he expressed frustration over his inability to cancel a parking contract.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:35 PM (RHGPo)



He bought his ticket. He knew what he was getting into.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

84 The Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to killing a top Democratic lawmaker and her husband was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in prison on Thursday, a little over a year after the political attacks. Vance Boelter, 59, was sentenced to two consecutive life terms plus 40 years in prison after pleading guilty in June to the six counts related to the killings of House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark, and the shootings of state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife Yvette.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

85 Because everything is someone else's fault.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)
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Which is why I'm still married after so many years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (JvZF+)

86 I was watching the clip of the last sword fight in Highlander and I guess I've been spoiled in seeing a lot of videos of accurate sword fighting.

Christopher Lambert does ok though he does too many silly flourishes, but Mr Krabbs/Clancy Brown...ugh.

He's a bigger man wielding a longer sword. He should have been using his reach against Lambert and nope....he did everything but hold his sword gangster style...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

87 9 Ethiopian here for 7 years?

How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (zGzrB)

No idea.

Posted by: Wright Bros at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (4g5V+)

88 Second degree murder? What would he have had to do to these people to get first degree?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 23, 2026 02:37 PM (bNf8H)

89
Rodriguez, who had lived in Texas for 22 years, filed the petition while being held by ICE, arguing that detaining him without bond violates his Fifth Amendment due process rights.

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When does the funding dry up for whoever is advising these illegals? ChatGPT gave me about 10 organizations besides the ACLU.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:37 PM (mmrXZ)

90 believed he was "treated unfairly because he is Black and weaned on cock."

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2026 02:37 PM (0zUq5)

91 Pro tip: always check the content -- including below the fold -- before making what you think is an original joke.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (J4Dwc)

You must be new here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 23, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

92 Hairy man ass. Hairy goat ass.

Same difference, right?
Posted by: Sponge
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"And will people please have sex with the troons--they are so lonely."

This is what our CIA spends its time doing with its cultural rot affiliate AID.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)

93 Ethiopian here for 7 years?

How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:18 PM (zGzrB)
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Mexican border.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (Fi81e)

94 illegal aliens have no constitutional right to release from ICE detention on bond during removal proceedings. Many immigrants might be detained for years. Is this how concentration camps start?

We have been successfully using that procedure for decades, treating them like others on bail with ankle bracelets. Its why we used them besides the SCOTUS ruling that the 5th CoA ignored.

The Trump regime did it so the two private prison companies, who are Trump donors and who Tom Homan worked for, can take $15 MILLION every DAY from US taxpayers to hold these people in inhumane conditions.

There's no incentive for them to go to court appearances if ICE ambushes people at trial, either, and MAGA had no problem with that.

as terrible as this is, it’s also going to be a catalyst for a lot of long overdue change in our country. You might say the bubble is about to burst. We are closing in on mid terms and after that, it will be a dog fight to the 2028 election, but these wrongs will be made right.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (Xy2sd)

95 Because everything is someone else's fault"

So, you've been to Africa too?

Posted by: man at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (XuXeR)

96 Vance Boelter, 59, was sentenced to two consecutive life terms plus 40 years in prison after pleading guilty in June to the six counts related to the killings of House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark, and the shootings of state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife Yvette.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:36 PM (RHGPo)



And he was heard yelling "This is MAGA country!" as he was escorted out of the courtroom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (2YhKe)

97 Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2026 02:35 PM (dIske)

I don't disbelieve you.

But they had a fairly large presence in Denver. I worked in a factory near their neighborhood as a young guy. It was pretty decent, by the standards of immigrant neighborhoods in Denver.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (BI5O2)

98 I express frustration over a lot of things but somehow I never go around murdering people.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (4g5V+)

99 illegal aliens have no constitutional right to release from ICE detention on bond during removal proceedings. Many immigrants might be detained for years. Is this how concentration camps start?




Fixt.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (2YhKe)

100 Here's the X link to the post about the trucking company - he's listed as the Primary Officer:

https://tinyurl.com/mppv3ak6

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (kX27y)

101 Just saw the lede about JD Vance.
There is an active coup being conducted against Americans and our government. These cowards never show themselves. This discovered agent should be treated as a foreign threat and waterboarded and be benefit of whatever else means necessary to help him divulge all the information he possesses of his co-conspirators.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (ogcfP)

102 sitting on the stoop chewing on khat
Please! Think of the kittens!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (0zUq5)

103 A Secret Service agent suspected of leaking details about Vice President JD Vance’s travel has been placed on administrative leave pending an internal investigation. The unidentified agent is believed to have been a source for an MS Now story published last week that claimed Vance’s protective detail was frustrated with the second family’s habit of making last-minute travel arrangements and special requests. “A member of the Vice Presidential Protective Division is the subject of an administrative investigation, and potential criminal inquiry, involving allegations of compromising operational and information security,” a Secret Service spokesperson told The Post Thiursday.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

104 How did a deranged violet lunatic like Binessu get in the country in the first place? Is there not even minimal screening to weed out murderers-to-be?

I know, I know. I kid. I kid. But I swear an illegal could walk into an immigration office waving around a bloody machette like Jason Vorhees, screaming "I will kill" over and over, and they'll just wave him through.

I'll bet any amount of money that this ain't the first time Binessu was violent. I'm sure he was known to police.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

105 before making what you think is an original joke.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 23, 2026 02:31 PM (J4Dwc)



I do not understand those words in that order.......

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 23, 2026 02:40 PM (2YhKe)

106 illegal aliens have no constitutional right to release from ICE detention on bond during removal proceedings. Many immigrants might be detained for years. Is this how concentration camps start?
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Well, no, but if you'll come right this way, please, I can explain further.

*indicates waiting helicopter*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:40 PM (JvZF+)

107 He thought the US was unfair and racist. Ok buddy go home, don't shoot and kill three citizens

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (sMkB+)

108 This must have been the poor murder's worst day.

But I foresee much, much worse days in his future.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

109 When does the funding dry up for whoever is advising these illegals? ChatGPT gave me about 10 organizations besides the ACLU.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

8 Trillion bucks has a lot of federal bucks sloshing around to fund this shit via third party NGO cutouts. That is why Senator Cornhole aka Cornyn of Texas is trying to keep the PEPFAR farce going on in Africa to the tune of six billion bucks.

A lot of that money stays here because it is given in grants to these NGOs and they then turn around and spend it on globo homo immigrant services and Democrat voter mobilization/registration schemes.

I'm sure that Cornhole expects a slice from big Pharma for his soon to be created Foundation of RINOism in Texas so he can live in the style he is accustomed to live.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (E4rtv)

110 A historic church in Buffalo, New York, caught fire again this week, and it was determined to be the result of arson. St. Ann’s Catholic Church was built in 1886. It permanently closed down in August 2024 and was sold to an Islamic community for $250,000.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

111 It is an interesting question... how *do* these fuckers physically get here? They ain't blowing a tenth of their national GDP on a plane ticket. They got to be hitching here on ships or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (Ot/FD)

112 illegal aliens have no constitutional right to release from ICE detention on bond during removal proceedings. Many immigrants might be detained for years. Is this how concentration camps start?

The ones in South Africa found by the Brits to round up the Dutch was a way to control a minority group they were at war with. Really the same thing in FDR's case with the Japanese.

So...no. Western style concentration camps don't have anything to do with standard prisons.

Now socialist concentration camps? They mix and match - regular criminals, "race criminals" and political criminals.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

113 Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)


Tell me you don't read the blog without telling me you don't read the blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

114 I express frustration over a lot of things but somehow I never go around murdering people.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2026 02:38 PM (4g5V+)
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I too marvel at my necessarily superhuman powers of self-control.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:42 PM (JvZF+)

115 All this homosexual stuff being promulgated via State Department overseas is symptomatic of a deeper rot in government than most are aware. It’s all of a piece. It’s all so very tedious, they won’t shut the fuck up and they won’t change the subject. Tranny fatigue. It’s probably analogous to global warming. If they are talking about fine-tuning the weather a hundred years from now, they aren’t doing fuck-all about anything that matters, the kind of stuff they are supposed to be doing.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (xAdLC)

116 Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)


Tell me you don't read the blog without telling me you don't read the blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

Heh. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (PSEDc)

117 Pic of this scumbag here. He looks just like a cancer surgeon!


https://tinyurl.com/yps5tbbh

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

118 Ethiopia? I didn't even know her

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (Nhyh3)

119 Willowed on the Secret Service:
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Actually related to the topic, City Journal contributor Susan Crabtree posted on X:
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The real problem in the Secret Service is not the leaks -- it's the lowering of standards and training and ongoing DEI issues. The current leadership team, led by USSS Director Sean Curran and Deputy Director Matt Quinn, have held back on Hegseth-like reforms to the Secret Service, as I've reported multiple times.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)

120 How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?

Posted by: garrett
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Probably drove a cab.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

121 The other thing about the Ethiopians in Denver: heavily Christian. Lots of little home churches, and the men wore big wooden crosses as a fashion item.

That might be a difference from Ethiopians in DC? I dunno.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (BI5O2)

122 Now socialist concentration camps? They mix and match - regular criminals, "race criminals" and political criminals.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)
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Black triangles
Yellow triangles
Red triangles

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (JvZF+)

123 I'm sure that Cornhole expects a slice from big Pharma for his soon to be created Foundation of RINOism in Texas so he can live in the style he is accustomed to live.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (E4rtv)

Cornyn is going home in six months.

To DC.

I am positive he thinks he needs a passport to visit TX.

(The rest I can see.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (4g5V+)

124 OT-Just a wonderful essay by Robert Stacy McCain about Friedrich Nietzche vs. Robert E Lee. I had never seen this quote by Lee before on the future and serving his fellow man. What a great man!:

https://tinyurl.com/4arjv29h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (3OyJk)

125 Appeals court ruling extends TPS for Haitians through the weekend

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

126 Pic of this scumbag here. He looks just like a cancer surgeon!


https://tinyurl.com/yps5tbbh
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)




Pedro Martinez.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (2YhKe)

127 125 Appeals court ruling extends TPS for Haitians through the weekend


insanity

just END THIS

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 23, 2026 02:45 PM (j+aD2)

128 I believe every word of this:
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Abdi Nor Iftin is a naturalized U.S.citizen who came to the country when he was 29-year-old.

He first talked about his experience in December 2025.

He said he won a green card lottery, and got the US around 2014. Even with strong English skills, and his desire to get far away from Somalia, he says the first questions from fellow Somalis were about his tribe. Then came the instructions on getting 'free' benefits.

Details:
🔺Somali migrants pressured him to get Section 8, and sign up for Welfare
🔺When he said he wanted to work and become American, he faced backlash with the migrants refusing to integrate and viewing welfare as a 'way of life'
🔺The same Tribal loyalties from Somalia continued, and those who spoke against the pattern were shut down.
🔺He said the Somalis were used to depending on money sent from abroad, so they didn't work to better their own community or rebuild.
🔺The idea of receiving things the easy way “evolved and became part of our way of life for 30 years.”
🔺He said that there are like-minded Somalis but they are silenced.

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 02:45 PM (kX27y)

129
The real problem in the Secret Service is not the leaks -- it's the lowering of standards and training and ongoing DEI issues. The current leadership team, led by USSS Director Sean Curran and Deputy Director Matt Quinn, have held back on Hegseth-like reforms to the Secret Service, as I've reported multiple times.
Posted by: Axeman

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What the FUCK? Todd Blanche, I know your hands are full, but maybe get on this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:46 PM (mmrXZ)

130 I'll bet any amount of money that this ain't the first time Binessu was violent. I'm sure he was known to police.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

All the bullshit in popular media about people just snapping and killing people is fake and gay. Killers show escalating criminal behavior before they kill someone including violent threats, assaults, etc.

And in most US murders, both the victim and the perp have criminal records--depending on the city picked, it can be as high as 80-90 percent.

Criminals do criminal actions and if they are not caught, they often escalate from non violent to violent crimes because doing crime becomes enjoyable for them psychologically. And that is why recidivism is so high. Same as drug addicts or pedophiles. Wire your brain where you enjoy doing evil shit, then it takes effort that most criminals or addicts are not willing to do to get out of that lifestyle. Faith is about one of the few ways that seems to accomplish it and sometimes not even then.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)

131 Appeals court ruling extends TPS for Haitians through the weekend
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Words are overrated!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)

132 South Africans are blaming African immigrants in their country looking for work for all the ills of South Africa. There have been killings. Waiting for the inevitable necklace (burning tire around head)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2026 02:46 PM (sMkB+)

133 Euthanasia, no appeal, tomorrow

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2026 02:47 PM (abScH)

134 What the FUCK? Todd Blanche, I know your hands are full, but maybe get on this?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Secret Service is not under DoJ nor Treasury anymore but in the crappy Dept of Homeland Security with Markwayne Mullins.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)

135 Iran Is Threatening to Conduct Terror Attacks That Will “Cause National Mourning in America”

... and prove that Islamophobia is a myth

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

136 Imagine if they had allowed him to cancel the garage lease and he had signed up for the navy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 23, 2026 02:48 PM (ZBho7)

137 So $65/month is worth killing 3 people.

I'm beginning to think these immigrants might not share our values.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 02:48 PM (VHUov)

138 They ain't blowing a tenth of their national GDP on a plane ticket. They got to be hitching here on ships or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (Ot/FD)

Ethiopia is poor AF. But it's much wealthier/more advanced than their horrible Muslim neighbors in Somalia and Sudan. Kenya has more Christians too, and is consequently much more advanced too. They have stuff like airports, dams, and roads around the cities. It's not just Hell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:48 PM (BI5O2)

139 Secret Service is not under DoJ nor Treasury anymore but in the crappy Dept of Homeland Security with Markwayne Mullins.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
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The Department of Homeland Security Might Be A Good Idea If We Try It.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

140 >>Imagine if they had allowed him to cancel the garage lease and he had signed up for the navy


The Village people could have used a Witch Doctor.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:49 PM (zGzrB)

141 Pro tip: always check the content -- including below the fold -- before making what you think is an original joke.

But Andrew Breitbart's dying wish was that everyone skip Ace's posts and just read the comments.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

142
According to court documents, Binessu had quit his truck driving job two months prior. He had recently completed an interview with a military recruiter and told his roommate he thought the interview went very successfully.

Because he was preparing to join the Navy, he sold his car to CarMax on the morning of the shooting. He then called the Davern Park Apartments leasing office to cancel his $65 a-month parking contract since he no longer owned a vehicle.

During interviews with investigators, after the murders, he expressed extreme frustration with the "prolonged immigration process," stating he had been unable to bring his wife and children to the United States for seven years. He claimed this prolonged separation contributed to his divorce and that "life without his family no longer made sense."

Thank heavens he didn't get into the US Navy!!!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 02:50 PM (NFX2v)

143 For years, they have been "making" it hard to get drugs for government executions by lethal injection, but somehow New York state is making it easier to get drugs for Euthanasia.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

144 Cornyn is going home in six months.

To DC.

I am positive he thinks he needs a passport to visit TX.

(The rest I can see.)
Posted by: Cow Demon

Most of these critter create their foundations back in their home states while they live in style in DC or NYC. My guess is to still exercise a bit of influence peddling back in the home state for profit. Same of Obammy creating his library in Shitcargo or Clinton in Arkansas-while they live elsewhere.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)

145 "So yeah, the Bridge and Power Plant Thing, sure, but now also every time one of you fucking ragheads says something chippy, I tell Mossad to go find you and tuck your shit-stained dress into your filthy rag hat so all the villiagers can laugh at your little short-grained camel-poker. Thank You For Fucking Along Now!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:50 PM (Ot/FD)

146 125 Appeals court ruling extends TPS for Haitians through the weekend

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:44 PM (RHGPo)
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Those Haitians needed the weekend to get their ducks in a row

Posted by: 496 at July 23, 2026 02:50 PM (ffqrs)

147 I’ve pondered the Japanese internment a little bit, in the context of 1942.

For one thing, the allies were getting their ass beat for the past prior several years. America was not pre-destined to prevail, and the people in charge knew this.

They had instituted a system of rationing and price controls and all but nationalized every business and factory large and small. No civilian consumer goods were manufactured in any quantity, it all went to war material production. You had to turn in your empty toothpaste tube to purchase a new one. Gasoline rationed to a few gallons a week for most. 35 mph speed limit. Car tires? Forget it. And on and on and on.

Workers, materials like lumber, concrete, copper wiring, etc., there is no way in hell they would have went to the logistical trouble to incarcerate thousands in remote hastily built camps, unless they really thought there was a threat. Possibly remote, but they weren’t taking or leaving anything to chance.

Remember, they actually wanted to win, and minimize American casualties. Weird, I know, but they actually did stuff like that back then.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (xAdLC)

148 In reading the Cuba report I am reminded of how heavily the Cubans were involved in subverting the Chilean republic. Financially, strategically, and militarily.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (JvZF+)

149 But Andrew Breitbart's dying wish was that everyone skip Ace's posts and just read the comments.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)
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And reading the content is commonly considered "A rookie mistake".

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (Fi81e)

150 How the fuck do you get here from Ethiopia?

Posted by: garrett
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Probably drove a cab.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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They take that rail line Biden built across the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (6EhGL)

151 Illegal aliens don't have any constitutional rights, to be honest. They're not citizens, so they're not covered.

GTFO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2YhKe)
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When illegal aliens are detained and held in federal establishments and then given a hot, one-way ticket out of the country courtesy of Expulsion Airlines, that's a gut-punch to the grifting NGO industry.

No grift for lodging illegals for months/years in classy hotels

No grift for taxpayer-funded health care

No grift for taxpayer-funded education.

No grift for tax-payer funded food stamps and welfare assistance.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)

152 Rodriguez, was arrested during a traffic stop in 2025.
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This happened to an in-law relative of a friend. He was born in MX and soon after his parents legally immigrated here. But he never did anything, his parents should have done it when he was an infant, to become a legal resident.
He's a good guy, works hard, married, etc. But he fooled around all his life without getting a card. Things were lax, to say the least, with no expectation of change. Cops ran a check at a traffic stop.
Bam! elections matter.
He is now a resident of Guerro MX.
That's where his parents family lives. His mom went with him for a couple of weeks to help him acclimate to the 'foreign' culture.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (ogcfP)

153 Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)


Tell me you don't read the blog without telling me you don't read the blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

Heh. Beat me to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (PSEDc)
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Seriously. If yer gonna threadjack the blog, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)

154 The Department of Homeland Security Might Be A Good Idea If We Try It.
Posted by: Axeman

nope, best to have separate departments with their own. Secret Service under Treasury was a crackerjack unit. Went to shit when it was one among many at DHS.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)

155 >>In reading the Cuba report I am reminded of how heavily the Cubans were involved in subverting the Chilean republic. Financially, strategically, and militarily.


Communism is always on The March.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2026 02:52 PM (zGzrB)

156 It is an interesting question... how *do* these fuckers physically get here? They ain't blowing a tenth of their national GDP on a plane ticket. They got to be hitching here on ships or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (Ot/FD)
_________

I think a high percentage of these criminals are known criminals in their home countries. The home country just gives them a plane or ship ticket just to get rid of them. For sure, Cuba, Venezuela, and the like were doing that for decades. Castro was well known for just opening up his jails and herding them all to us.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

157 Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

I don't think anyone ever looks very good in mug shots. I could not tell from looking at the picture without knowing anything further about him, and without reading the story whether he was "ok" or not except that in the picture he looks high and intense.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2026 02:52 PM (6ZG1g)

158 Why do illegals get referred to by three names and me, just the two?

Posted by: Rum Dum at July 23, 2026 02:53 PM (JM9I6)

159 For years, they have been "making" it hard to get drugs for government executions by lethal injection, but somehow New York state is making it easier to get drugs for Euthanasia.
——

I’m pretty sure you are not supposed to notice stuff like that, Comrade!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 02:53 PM (xAdLC)

160 Iran Is Threatening to Conduct Terror Attacks That Will “Cause National Mourning in America”
Posted by: SMOD
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Well, let's hope that, if so, there is no islamic backlash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

161 So $65/month is worth killing 3 people.

I'm beginning to think these immigrants might not share our values.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2026 02:48 PM (VHUov)
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The university I work for is jacking up its parking fees next month.

I don't think anyone's going to get killed over it, but you never know...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:54 PM (FZ29D)

162 Seriously. If yer gonna threadjack the blog, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)
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Take this thread to Cuba!

Posted by: Threadjacker at July 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)

163 Some people's worst days can really leave a mark.

Give him time. Walz can pardon him based on the "Don't Judge Me By My Worst Day" legal doctrine, so that Binessu, who hates this country yet wants to be in the US Navy, can murder his way into a day that is even worse than this one.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 02:54 PM (BvPIe)

164
the first questions from fellow Somalis were about his tribe.

🔺The same Tribal loyalties from Somalia continued

Posted by: beckster

================

This is exactly the angry response Ilhan Omar made when her balloon-headed protege Fateh lost that election to Jacob Frey. She blamed it on some tribe. He's still in the MN state senate by the way, heavily favored to win re-election this year.

Renouncing this way of thinking is effectively in the oath of citizenship, and people who fail it should be denaturalized and shipped back to the place where they can live among the like-minded.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (mmrXZ)

165
Wakanda was expected to issue a diplomatic protest over the arrest, but has seemingly disappeared from all maps, historical records dating from before 1966.

Stanley Martin Lieber and Jacob Kurtzburg, also going by the names Stan Lee and Jack Kirby evidently invented the whole existence of this country out of thin air with help of an unspecified foreign intelligence agency to some nefarious end.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (Y8DZL)

166 Think of the Horn of Africa as being like the 'hood. It's mostly a bunch of kill-crazy illiterate psycho child soldiers, but there are a couple of old church ladies in the neighborhood who come out dressed nice with a fancy hat on Sundays.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (BI5O2)

167 "his $65/month parking garage contract"

If this CHUD knew what The Blade pays for parking, he woulda shot everyone in the entire city.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

168 Castro was well known for just opening up his jails and herding them all to us.
——

Mariel boat lift, or something like that. They should have dropped a bunker buster right on that fucker’s head. Unlike fine wine, bad news does not improve with age. See Also: Iran, North Korea, Los Angeles, etc

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (xAdLC)

169 135 Iran Is Threatening to Conduct Terror Attacks That Will “Cause National Mourning in America”

... and prove that Islamophobia is a myth
Posted by: SMOD

Nothing needs to be provocative. Surely they dream of celebrating 9/11, a quarter century ago, and our 250th anniversary.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (NFX2v)

170 I'm so excited that my fellow American neighbors and citizens have decided to fuck me for their own greed. Is this what they teach now in political science classes?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (SwCxT)

171 The university I work for is jacking up its parking fees next month.

Just to troll the idiot students, I would say that we are raising parking fees to pay for additional campus Flock cameras

Posted by: Community Notes at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (BvPIe)

172 South Africans are blaming African immigrants in their country looking for work for all the ills of South Africa. There have been killings. Waiting for the inevitable necklace (burning tire around head)
Posted by: Smell the Glove


The Winnie Mandela necklace.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (ffLro)

173 Take this thread to Cuba!
Posted by: Threadjacker at July 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)
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You youngsters don't remember that was a thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (JvZF+)

174 ----
Seriously. If yer gonna threadjack the blog, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)



CBD has suggested many times he should start his own blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

175 Geez! You people!

You can't judge people on ONE DAY!!

Except, January 6th.

That's the only exempted day.

This is not ad-hoc.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:57 PM (Fi81e)

176 "Get this" ace is some of the best ace.

Posted by: Person who likes "get this" at July 23, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

177
Bam! elections matter.
He is now a resident of Guerro MX.

Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Wow. If he's the blaming type, I hope he knows where to place it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:58 PM (mmrXZ)

178 driving the car of one of the victims.

OK, Alanis, you paying attention? ^^THIS^^ is "irony."

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2026 02:58 PM (kU0PQ)

179 I don't think anyone ever looks very good in mug shots. I could not tell from looking at the picture without knowing anything further about him, and without reading the story whether he was "ok" or not except that in the picture he looks high and intense.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2026 02:52 PM (6ZG1g)



Trump looked good.

Tom DeLay looked pretty good in his as well.

Glamor Shots in the holding cell waiting room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (2YhKe)

180 I had to deal with tribal tensions among the staff at work, and between the Eritreans and Ethiopians.

But not anymore. *sips iced tea*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (JvZF+)

181 Seriously. If yer gonna threadjack the blog, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)


CBD has suggested many times he should start his own blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
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Yep. He seems to be getting lazier about his posts as he routinely posts something that's already been covered by Ace or the COBs. This latest attempt is particularly dumb because it was literally covered in the LAST THREAD.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (FZ29D)

182 Workers, materials like lumber, concrete, copper wiring, etc., there is no way in hell they would have went to the logistical trouble to incarcerate thousands in remote hastily built camps, unless they really thought there was a threat. Possibly remote, but they weren’t taking or leaving anything to chance.

The answer is the Niihau incident. A Japanese pilot landed on a small island that was mostly populated by ethnic Hawaiians but a few ethnically Japanese people.

The Hawaiians captured the pilot but then the Japanese people helped him escape.

The American government took this to mean there was a serious risk of ethnically Japanese Americans assisting Imperial Japan.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)

183 In Canada, this guy could be enriching Canadian Healthcare.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

184 the first questions from fellow Somalis were about his tribe.

🔺The same Tribal loyalties from Somalia continued

Posted by: beckster

================

This is exactly the angry response Ilhan Omar made when her balloon-headed protege Fateh lost that election to Jacob Frey. She blamed it on some tribe. He's still in the MN state senate by the way, heavily favored to win re-election this year.

Renouncing this way of thinking is effectively in the oath of citizenship, and people who fail it should be denaturalized and shipped back to the place where they can live among the like-minded.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (mmrXZ)
_______

The company I work for has businesses in which Africans are heavily involved as customers, employees, vendors, etc. Also heavily Muslim.

Some of the tribal rivalries and hatreds are so intense it's impossible for them to be in the same room with each other. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

185 167 "his $65/month parking garage contract"

If this CHUD knew what The Blade pays for parking, he woulda shot everyone in the entire city.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

The fuck was he parking, a matchbox car?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 03:00 PM (Ot/FD)

186
Secret Service is not under DoJ nor Treasury anymore but in the crappy Dept of Homeland Security with Markwayne Mullins.
Posted by: whig

===============

Woops, I knew it was DHS, I meant Markwayne.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:00 PM (mmrXZ)

187 >>>Criminals do criminal actions and if they are not caught, they often escalate from non violent to violent crimes because doing crime becomes enjoyable for them psychologically. And that is why recidivism is so high. Same as drug addicts or pedophiles. Wire your brain where you enjoy doing evil shit, then it takes effort that most criminals or addicts are not willing to do to get out of that lifestyle. Faith is about one of the few ways that seems to accomplish it and sometimes not even then.

Posted by: whig
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I think the neural pathways of stimulation/pleasure are the same for sex, gambling, and crime.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 03:01 PM (ogcfP)

188 Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2026 02:39 PM (RHGPo)


Tell me you don't read the blog without telling me you don't read the blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

Heh. Beat me to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 23, 2026 02:43 PM (PSEDc)
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Seriously. If yer gonna threadjack the blog, at least put some effort into it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)
______

"Threadjack? Is that like jacking off in port-a-potties while surrounded by the sweet sweet smell of human feces?"

-- Maine Gay Nazi

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

189 I would pay $65 to kill three in St Paul. I guess I'm pro immigrant. So much cheaper than paying American hitman prices.

Posted by: Mike Hunt Hertz at July 23, 2026 03:02 PM (bX16E)

190 So is his name Mark, or is his name Wayne?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 23, 2026 03:02 PM (2Ez/1)

191 The American government took this to mean there was a serious risk of ethnically Japanese Americans assisting Imperial Japan.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)
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Michelle Malkin wrote a fair analysis about this. She raises the point that immigrants and 1st generation Japanese maintained strong bonds of loyalty to Japan and fealty to the Emperor. Many were educated in Japan. There was a legitimate fear of 5th column action.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2026 03:02 PM (JvZF+)

192 You youngsters don't remember that was a thing
——-

Flying used to be fun. You could show up at the last minute and basically drive your car out on the tarmac at some places and get on the plane. Buy a ticket with cash, all sorts of things that are not allowed today, ever. Nobody gave it a second thought.

“D.B. Cooper” and just a few clowns like that ruined commercial civilian aviation experience in a lot of ways. And then September 2001. Seems the government hadn’t learned much. It was an open secret for decades the great security fear was hijacked airliners. Anyone who lamented “who could have seen this coming” is full of shit

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 03:03 PM (xAdLC)

193 The American SS needs Himmeler-Level dedication.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (bX16E)

194 Why was this Ethiopian scum charged with second-degree murder rather than first degree?

Posted by: Ralph at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (8WZD4)

195 >Criminals do criminal actions and if they are not caught, they often escalate from non violent to violent crimes because doing crime becomes enjoyable for them psychologically. And that is why recidivism is so high. Same as drug addicts or pedophiles. Wire your brain where you enjoy doing evil shit, then it takes effort that most criminals or addicts are not willing to do to get out of that lifestyle. Faith is about one of the few ways that seems to accomplish it and sometimes not even then.

Posted by: whig


Two felony convictions and off to Devil's Island you go.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (rJ48h)

196 Some of the tribal rivalries and hatreds are so intense it's impossible for them to be in the same room with each other. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


A simple “we don’t do that shit here” would be appropriate.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (wLzbH)

197 "his $65/month parking garage contract"

If this CHUD knew what The Blade pays for parking, he woulda shot everyone in the entire city.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

The fuck was he parking, a matchbox car?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 03:00 PM (Ot/FD)
________

I assume it was some shitty apartment complex where all the residents -- including this scumbag -- are heavily subsidized by us the taxpayer, and the landlord figured out a way to make a few extra bucks charging for outdoor parking spaces. $65 will barely get you parking for a day in a major city.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

198 196 Some of the tribal rivalries and hatreds are so intense it's impossible for them to be in the same room with each other. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


A simple “we don’t do that shit here” would be appropriate.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (wLzbH)
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There are videos of the 2 main Somali clans duking it out in the Somali areas of MPLS.

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)

199
Also, I know Trump's hands are full and there's only so much reorganizing and defunding he can do in four years, but I hope fixing (dissolving?) DHS is on his list.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:06 PM (mmrXZ)

200 Some of the tribal rivalries and hatreds are so intense it's impossible for them to be in the same room with each other. Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)


A simple “we don’t do that shit here” would be appropriate.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (wLzbH)
__________

Next you'll tell me we can settle the Middle East conflicts like that ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 23, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

201 The State of North Carolina - short and sweet:

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/3z2nc7rm

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2026 03:07 PM (rj6Yv)

202
A simple “we don’t do that shit here” would be appropriate.
Posted by: nurse ratched.

===============

I'd love it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:08 PM (mmrXZ)

203 If anyone cares....

CBC - PM talking about Detroit Bridge
FoxNews - Iran
CNN - Saudi Arabia and Trump
MS Now - Iran

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 23, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)

204
Also, I know Trump's hands are full and there's only so much reorganizing and defunding he can do in four years, but I hope fixing (dissolving?) DHS is on his list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

===============

Woops, totally blew that. I meant to say I hope it's on Rubio's list. For 2028 and beyond!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:08 PM (mmrXZ)

205 When I moved to SC, I was determined to leave my Yankee BS up north. So did most of my new friends.

That sentiment is discouraged among our new arrivals from the vibrant Third World.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2026 03:09 PM (bX16E)

206 I am happy to announce that I will pardon Mr.Binessu as soon as he is convicted because I hate Trump and these killings are all Trump's fault.

Plus I am a chomo.

Posted by: Tim Walz, chomo at July 23, 2026 03:09 PM (e2lsi)

207 If anyone cares....

CBC - PM talking about Detroit Bridge
FoxNews - Iran
CNN - Saudi Arabia and Trump
MS Now - Iran
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 23, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)

Excellent update! thanks

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 03:09 PM (GD0B3)

208 Here's the FOX interview with the 'good' Somali man who didn't want to continue the Somali ways in the U.S. -


https://tinyurl.com/37yuaawh

Posted by: beckster at July 23, 2026 03:10 PM (kX27y)

209 After Pearl harbor, from a political standpoint, they would have been lynched had their been a significant attack inside the Zone of the Interior.

Being an amateur student of history to some degree, I’m really not persuaded at all when somebody in government claims they can’t do anything about some problem. If the government won’t address some problem, then … they want it that way, basically.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2026 03:10 PM (xAdLC)

210 Excellent update! thanks
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2026 03:09 PM (GD0B3

Literally the least I can do.
You're welcome.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 23, 2026 03:10 PM (Sco7b)

211
I assume it was some shitty apartment complex where all the residents -- including this scumbag -- are heavily subsidized by us the taxpayer, and the landlord figured out a way to make a few extra bucks charging for outdoor parking spaces. $65 will barely get you parking for a day in a major city.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

=================

I was gonna say, a parking contract that obligates you for a year or whatever is a POS anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:11 PM (mmrXZ)

212 I'm so excited that my fellow American neighbors and citizens have decided to fuck me for their own greed. Is this what they teach now in political science classes?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 23, 2026 02:56 PM (SwCxT)


"Politics is what we do to each other"

--Hillz the Clinton

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

213
"Politics is what we do to each other"

--Hillz the Clinton
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2026 03:11 PM (rbvCR)




"In the butt, Bob."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (2YhKe)

214 Binessu said life without his family no longer made sense,”

And your Somalian-adjacent brain couldn't see the solution?

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (/IZKJ)

215
Curious whether the dude could have had a month-to-month parking contract for, say, $75/month.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (mmrXZ)

216 And your Somalian-adjacent brain couldn't see the solution?

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (/IZKJ)



I mean, he murdered 3 people. What did you WANT him to do?

Geez.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

217 ==============

Wow. If he's the blaming type, I hope he knows where to place it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---

No, he's a good guy. He's a father, a husband, a worker, he has no accent, totally integrated into American society.

I think this has happened to many, he just fell prey to the laxity of the times. Ever since Reagan, if one participated in society as a citizen there was no kickback and zero motivation from anywhere to go forward for citizenship or residency. A don't make waves or don't ask don't tell attitude from the govt.

It's easily conceivable that this happened to hundreds, especially before mass public awareness that Trump was serious. And more than that, That he was capable of carrying out the threat.
So many politicians say they are going to do something and don't

These type of events are what have encouraged and caused the huge numbers of self deportation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 03:13 PM (ogcfP)

218 Little Marco
Little Marco
With his Little Marco hands

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2026 03:13 PM (8mE42)

219 Binessu said life without his family no longer made sense,”

And your Somalian-adjacent brain couldn't see the solution?
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (/IZKJ)
====

He won't have to think too much for a long while.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2026 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)

220 I'm pretty sure parking contracts are a death offense in Ethiopia. It's a cultural thing.

Posted by: jwest at July 23, 2026 03:14 PM (BwWDk)

221 Just to troll the idiot students, I would say that we are raising parking fees to pay for additional campus Flock cameras

And a Shotspotter system.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)

222 Going back to the last story, about the teleprompter guy, if someone is degenerate enough to bet money on something for which the outcome is already known by someone else, is anyone supposed to feel sad that they were relieved of their cash?

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at July 23, 2026 03:16 PM (We5PL)

223 205 When I moved to SC, I was determined to leave my Yankee BS up north. So did most of my new friends.

That sentiment is discouraged among our new arrivals from the vibrant Third World.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2026 03:09 PM (bX16E)

Now if I could just get the Californicators out of AK...

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 03:16 PM (lmdht)

224 I'm pretty sure parking contracts are a death offense in Ethiopia. It's a cultural thing.
Posted by: jwest at July 23, 2026 03:14 PM (BwWDk)
=====

The best plans in Ethiopia include organic feed for your donkey.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)

225 OK, this story makes no sense at all.

Tim Walz appointee sentenced to life in jail for murdering Democrat lawmakers last year

https://tinyurl.com/2e5p2vhe

-
Maybe they weren't Democrat Democrats.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 23, 2026 03:17 PM (ndZc7)

226 Seems like someone should shoot this "migrant" right back. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 03:18 PM (lmdht)

227 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)

228 OK, this story makes no sense at all.

Tim Walz appointee sentenced to life in jail for murdering Democrat lawmakers last year


Makes perfect sense. She voted against Walz's wishes on a bill, and under his weird gay Democrat version of omerta that's a death sentence.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

229 A simple “we don’t do that shit here” would be appropriate.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 03:04 PM (wLzbH)

And get the old fart at the Cubbies game to smack them upside the head.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2026 03:19 PM (lmdht)

230
It's easily conceivable that this happened to hundreds, especially before mass public awareness that Trump was serious.

Posted by: Braenyard

================

I was asking because of one such case where a guy was here from infancy and got shipped back to the UK and hated it. He blamed his parents. They never got him papers and he actually had no idea he was illegal because -- as you note -- lax or nonexistent enforcement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2026 03:22 PM (mmrXZ)

231
Brandon Ortiz-Vite, illegal alien who murdered his girlfriend and dumped her body along a Grand Rapids highway, is demanding a public apology and $75 million from Donald Trump, who he says caused the whole thing.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2026 03:23 PM (Y8DZL)

232 If “we don’t do that shit here” is followed by a deportation and confiscation of property, bank accounts and all personal items,


It would get the point across.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 23, 2026 03:23 PM (Rem44)

233 218 Little Marco
Little Marco
With his Little Marco hands

Posted by: Commissar of plenty
----------

Little Marco told Otega and the rest of them (Lula) that we aren't going to put up with his bs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 23, 2026 03:24 PM (ogcfP)

234 @182 A Japanese pilot landed on a small island that was mostly populated by ethnic Hawaiians but a few ethnically Japanese people. The Hawaiians captured the pilot but then the Japanese people helped him escape.

In the spirit of Aloha, a Hawaiian then beat him to death with a club.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 23, 2026 03:28 PM (zdLoL)

235 how *do* these fuckers physically get here? They ain't blowing a tenth of their national GDP on a plane ticket. They got to be hitching here on ships or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2026 02:41 PM (Ot/FD)

Catholic (and other churches) "Charities" - fully funded by our tax dollars. They're a major player in the invasion.

Posted by: Peaches at July 23, 2026 03:38 PM (eh7Rr)

236 In impoverished Nepal, where a conservative culture leaves openly transgender people with few legal job options, the impact on aid workers’ lives was particularly crushing. Starving and scared, around 100 LGBTQ+ aid workers left jobless by the funding cuts have turned to sex work to survive, walking the streets alongside the very people they once fought so hard to help.




You went to Nepal. What did you think the result would be?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

Nepal is what, 100 miles wide from N to S? And it would likely be downhill as well. Take a bus out of the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

237 And your Somalian-adjacent brain couldn't see the solution?

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2026 03:12 PM (/IZKJ)


I mean, he murdered 3 people. What did you WANT him to do?

Geez.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 23, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

Drive to North Minnesota, where he is sure going to fit in perfectly.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

238 I don't condone killing people, but being unable to cancel a parking spot contract might aggravate me.

Posted by: Harun at July 23, 2026 04:15 PM (IuIym)

239 @238 I can't say I approve, but I understand.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 23, 2026 04:27 PM (zdLoL)

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Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat