You Can't Spell Humpday Without Cafe*<br>* You need the "a"

You Can't Spell Humpday Without Cafe*
* You need the "a"

Matthew Paulson
@MattPaulson28
Kirkjufell is claimed to be the most photographed mountain in Iceland. It was high n my photography list. You may recognize it from Game of Thrones. I made sure one night we stayed in a nearby town. I returned to photograph it at sunset. this picture was taken at 12:14AM.

Baby muskoxes (muskoxen?) get the zoomies.

Sports mascot just won't give up on trying to impress a girl.

Dog playing with capybara.

Puppy gives airplane smooches.

Goat v. Capybara. Butt against Butt.

Greed doesn't always work.

Some kind of weasel?

Birthday party for a cat.

Golden retrievers look like goldfish in a river.

Goodest bellboy..🐕‍🦺🔔😅 pic.twitter.com/Gn5VwlqIcI
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 16, 2026

Overly-emotional golden retriever gets depressed every time his dad leaves the house:

Input lag..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/lE6bHnBoiM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 15, 2026

Dog's reaction to seeing favorite hooman after 17 days..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/Q9TniPD2oD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 15, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM

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1 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

2 My first first!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM (GTqXr)

3 Zwei!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

4 Missed it by >< this much...sadz

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM (GTqXr)

5 Kowabunga!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM (YlWIZ)

6 top 10

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 22, 2026 07:43 PM (B2pWp)

7 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Need a laugh?

The super genius legal team representing Karmallo Anthony wants a new trial for four reasons.

Reason One will shock you!

The trial was not public.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)

9 It's official. Any animal what gets the zoomies, is cute.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 22, 2026 07:45 PM (zYpTz)

10 I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open, and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock.

Posted by: Mayor Vaughn at July 22, 2026 07:47 PM (nDXEV)

11 Ferret.

Posted by: Ken at July 22, 2026 07:49 PM (vxSYT)

12 Ferret.

Frank Burns?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 07:49 PM (2GVsD)

13 To be very young and full of energy

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Clever fox for recognizing that the plate could - hypothetically - be used to carry off all the food at once.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2026 07:52 PM (vJrRc)

15 Thanks ace I needed this today

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2026 07:52 PM (CHHv1)

16 Intel invested a lot into Linux and when it hit a low point, it started shutting down a lot of linux projects and laying off or recalling employees engaged in linux distros for Intel. Graphics drivers though don't appear to be one of those areas. But Clear, which was Intel's pet Linux OS is dead at least for now as of about one year ago.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2026 07:43 PM (E4rtv)

It seemed dumb to spend money on your own OS, when there are so many out there that excel and could use backing. But their efforts on graphics is laudable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 22, 2026 07:52 PM (dK+Kv)

17 aww that sad Golden is just so, I just can't even.

what a sweet goodboi

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)

18 I don't think I could handle a depressed dog...

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 22, 2026 07:53 PM (VCgbV)

19 It seemed dumb to spend money on your own OS, when there are so many out there that excel and could use backing. But their efforts on graphics is laudable.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

They used it internally and for developing drivers. In speed tests, it was always at the top of the rankings but if you used other than Intel products, it could be frustrating.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2026 07:54 PM (E4rtv)

20 That is the fattest ferret I've ever seen. Could use a few less... ferret foods. Whatever they eat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2026 07:54 PM (vJrRc)

21 >14 Clever fox for recognizing that the plate could - hypothetically - be used to carry off all the food at once.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2026 07:52 PM (vJrRc)

Tsk, tsk. Hard to believe we are related.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote (super genius) at July 22, 2026 07:55 PM (GTqXr)

22
We are trembling in fear over the arrival of Bertha tonight and tomorrow. Occasional rain! Gusts up to 40 mph! Write your Social Security number on your arm so they can identify you!!-!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

23 "Birthday party for a cat."

The cat did not like the hat.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)

24 We are trembling in fear over the arrival of Bertha tonight and tomorrow. Occasional rain! Gusts up to 40 mph! Write your Social Security number on your arm so they can identify you!!-!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 22, 2026 07:57 PM (dK+Kv)

25 Hadrian, do you use zymox doggy ears?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2026 07:58 PM (0JWOm)

26 I figure from the point of elephants that humans are kind of cute on the level of a big fuzzy spider. Like, yeah you're interesting to watch when you're way over there but now you're up close and next to me just know that if you make a single bad move I don't like well, Imma have to stomp you a lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)

27 Thanks ace I needed this today
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2026 07:52 PM (CHHv1)
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Watch the golden retriever video.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (RIvkX)

28 Hadrian

Is Shep Smith or Jim Cantore there?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (2GVsD)

29 "The super genius legal team representing Karmallo Anthony wants a new trial for four reasons."

The fifth reason, and keep this on the downlow, is the money. We'll keep this gravy train going for as long as Karmelo Inc. will pay us.

Posted by: KA Legal Team at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (oji8u)

30
At long last, The Figen account has gotten its well-deserved suspension.

I'm game for cute animals and feelgood videos, but that account simply mined other accounts, lifted their content without any credit, and got a zillion views. All they had to do was hat-tip the account they got it from, but no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (mmrXZ)

31 Hurricane Bertha going to be as bad as Katrina? Half of Texas will be eating the other half??!

Posted by: Jmel at July 22, 2026 08:01 PM (3TlS+)

32 I'd say he has 20/20 vision.

NEW: Jonathan Swan tells British Podcast Host Alastair Campbell how TRUMP views his country

"The group of people around Trump — including Donald Trump — have utter contempt for Europe ... They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (ndZc7)

33 >>We are trembling in fear over the arrival of Bertha tonight and tomorrow.

When she approaches, go outside and shake your fist at her and say "Bertha don't you come around here anymore!".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

34 Is Bertha named for Big Bertha from the circus or perhaps after Bertha Krupp?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

35
I wonder if those adorable baby elephants ever break their keepers' ribs or bruise their kidneys or anything.

"Tell me about the humans, George!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (mmrXZ)

36 "They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."

And that's their good points!

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi)

37 Way past bedtime
And been up again since 2am
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

38 Write your Social Security number on your arm so they can identify you!!-!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

A Social Security Number (SSN) is meant for tracking earnings, not for identity verification. Of course, I am wrong but I am AI so stupid people will believe everything I say and pass it along as gospel.

Posted by: AI at July 22, 2026 08:03 PM (ftsic)

39 "...They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."

Almost? They still don't get MAGA.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2026 08:04 PM (oji8u)

40 Those Goldens in the river are just magical.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 22, 2026 08:04 PM (CXFY/)

41 "Is Bertha named for Big Bertha from the circus or perhaps after Bertha Krupp?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Sock it to me!

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Castor at July 22, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

42
The most affectionate animal is a wet dog.

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2026 08:05 PM (/QHx4)

43 Little ragmop dog gets hit in the head. Life is hard.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2026 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

44 We are trembling in fear over the arrival of Bertha tonight and tomorrow. Occasional rain! Gusts up to 40 mph! Write your Social Security number on your arm so they can identify you!!-!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 07:55 PM (O0L8i)

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:06 PM (GD0B3)

45 Shih Tzu bouncy ball...

Too cute!

Posted by: man at July 22, 2026 08:06 PM (XuXeR)

46 Two cultural enrichment stories.

BREAKING: DHS confirms that the suspect charged with sexually assaulting and murdering a 2-year-old girl in Louisa County, VA earlier this month is an illegal alien from Mexico.

New York Post
@nypost
Crazed migrant allegedly executes 3 Minnesota apartment complex staffers over parking contract dispute

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:08 PM (ndZc7)

47
Posted by: banana Dream at July 22, 2026 07:59 PM (3uBP9)

============

How our animal pets and companions view us never ceases to provoke my wonder. Friendly monsters -- or in the case of elephants, friendly weird-shaped creatures. Just doesn't compute. Presumably, we'll never know what it's like unless a superior race of extraterrestrials finds us and makes pets of us instead of ranching us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 08:08 PM (mmrXZ)

48 34 Is Bertha named for Big Bertha from the circus or perhaps after Bertha Krupp?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

Neither ...

She's Bertha Butt ... one of the Butt sisters

Posted by: Jimmy Castor at July 22, 2026 08:08 PM (3sXRv)

49 I've got a 9:10am tee time tomorrow. Bertha needs to wait until I'm done.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)

50 They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC.

Um.. Who wants to tell him? The U.S.A. isn’t in exactly great shape by any means. But, read the room fella

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2026 08:09 PM (2+m9X)

51 THE BEACHES IN BILOXI EXPERIENCE WAVES!!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)

52 Last video? Yeah, if that brunette walked through my door, I'd be crawlin all over her too!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2026 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)

53
My shih tzu had his checkup today.

Vet said he is in great shape. He said he has more teeth than is normal, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2026 08:10 PM (/QHx4)

54 Damn lobsterbacks!

British-Indian actress says “British people are truly the most evil people in history”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

55 Tropical Storm :

Fill a shaker with ice.
Pour in 1.5 oz (45ml) of light rum and 1 oz (30ml) of coconut rum.
Add 2 oz (60ml) of pineapple juice and 1 oz (30ml) of orange juice.
Shake the ingredients well and strain into a glass filled with ice.
Top the drink with a splash of grenadine to create the ‘storm’ effect.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:11 PM (GD0B3)

56 "The group of people around Trump — including Donald Trump — have utter contempt for Europe ... They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM (ndZc7)

Hmmm... when you allow Muslims to block streets while praying, something they do NOT do in the Mid East... but then arrest Christians for praying or preaching in public?

Yeah... yer a lost cause.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)

57 *goes well with grilled chicken skewers and shrimp tacos (if your are a weirdo who likes Tex-Mex food abominations)

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:13 PM (GD0B3)

58 54 Damn lobsterbacks!

British-Indian actress says “British people are truly the most evil people in history”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

Yeah, because those Thugees? just misunderstood Yutes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2026 08:13 PM (mP0Kj)

59 Test

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2026 08:13 PM (oUopv)

60 >>>utter contempt for Europe

That's well-earned contempt.

All those American boys who died, and you shit all over yourselves and throw it all away.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 22, 2026 08:14 PM (dK+Kv)

61
"The group of people around Trump — including Donald Trump — have utter contempt for Europe ... They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

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Gawd. At what point do we decide that they are not to be trusted with nukes? Although France seems to be awakening (in the good way).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 08:14 PM (mmrXZ)

62
A+ rick

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2026 08:14 PM (/QHx4)

63 They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC.

They forgot sadness and a touch of incredulity as we watch a second world nation slide into third world chaos.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2026 08:14 PM (2WIwB)

64 58 - not to mention the whole burning widows thing ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2026 08:15 PM (VyBeY)

65 Obviously I picked up a screwed ISP earlier at work. It would post, then the very next refresh and it would disappear.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2026 08:15 PM (oUopv)

66
The U.S.A. isn’t in exactly great shape by any means.

____________

I'd rather have our problems than theirs. Ours are solvable with enough courage. Theirs are hopeless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

67
The U.S.A. isn’t in exactly great shape by any means. But, read the room fella
Posted by: Common Tater

===============

The mere fact that we elected Trump puts us light years ahead of the Europeans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 08:16 PM (mmrXZ)

68 51 THE BEACHES IN BILOXI EXPERIENCE WAVES!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)
Lotta people remember Camille.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2026 08:18 PM (LHPAg)

69 The U.S.A. isn’t in exactly great shape by any means. But, read the room fella
Posted by: Common Tater

===============

Seems a lot European soccer fans think we are awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2026 08:18 PM (KC5Lt)

70
No way am I the only person here.

::hits Reload yet again::

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2026 08:19 PM (mmrXZ)

71 Holy crap. It's just as I remember it. I wish Jackstraw was around. I did a catamaran float trip around the BVI. We drank painkillers. They were stout. Just made two. Brought back memories.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2026 08:19 PM (oUopv)

72 The U.S.A. isn’t in exactly great shape by any means.

____________

I'd rather have our problems than theirs. Ours are solvable with enough courage. Theirs are hopeless.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:16 PM (O0L8i)

***

We have two key advantages over the Brits: we are citizens, not subjects; and we have a 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2026 08:19 PM (2WIwB)

73 "Dog's reaction to seeing favorite hooman after 17 days"

If I'm gone two days you'd think it was a year. Even 30 minutes is cause for celebration.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

74 56
Hmmm... when you allow Muslims to block streets while praying, something they do NOT do in the Mid East... but then arrest Christians for praying or preaching in public?

Yeah... yer a lost cause.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22,

Yeah, remember when they arrested a woman outside an abortion clinic who was praying SILENTLY?

I think that's a sign they are a lost cause.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:23 PM (FGA9/)

75
Doggie's reaction is sedate compared to Diana seeing Her Majesty again after a long show circuit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:24 PM (O0L8i)

76 "Doggie's reaction is sedate compared to Diana seeing Her Majesty again after a long show circuit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

Big dogs trying to jump around like little dogs makes me worried they will hurt themselves.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:26 PM (MWfyi)

77 Hadrian, I saw your comment about closing up the kennel and bringing the remaining girls inside. Are you and Her Majesty getting out of the show/breeding activities?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:26 PM (FGA9/)

78 well, Hell. John C Dvorak died Monday.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 08:26 PM (rbvCR)

79
And while I don't study it in depth, my impression is that the Chinx are running around carrying a barrel of gunpowder on fire, trying to figure out what to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

80 He never got to 20 years for his show, and never finished that book on Vinegar.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 08:27 PM (rbvCR)

81
Seems a lot European soccer fans think we are awesome.
Posted by: polynikes

They also think soccer is awesome.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 08:27 PM (Cqx++)

82 >>Lotta people remember Camille.

I was in Biloxi a few days before Katrina hit. Glad I missed the main event.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2026 08:27 PM (viF8m)

83 "They also think soccer is awesome.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

What's more awesome, soccer or Bucky's?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

84 I think we all know the answer to that.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

85
Are you and Her Majesty getting out of the show/breeding activities?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:26 PM (FGA9/)

____________

We won't be doing any more breeding. We may do what we're doing now, taking someone's dog and showing it for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:28 PM (O0L8i)

86 >>Holy crap. It's just as I remember it. I wish Jackstraw was around. I did a catamaran float trip around the BVI. We drank painkillers. They were stout. Just made two. Brought back memories.

Sorry, what did I miss?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2026 08:28 PM (viF8m)

87
Yeah, remember when they arrested a woman outside an abortion clinic who was praying SILENTLY?

Did they have a telepath scan her ?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 08:30 PM (Cqx++)

88
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:26 PM (FGA9/)

____________

How are you and hubby? I remembered both of you to Our Lady in my Rosary intentions today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 08:31 PM (O0L8i)

89 68 51 THE BEACHES IN BILOXI EXPERIENCE WAVES!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2026 08:09 PM (GD0B3)
Lotta people remember Camille.
Posted by: Eromero

I recall reading that Ship Island (one of the Channel Islands there) used to be just one island. After Camille, it became 2 islands. I enjoyed my 2 times there along that stretch of the Gulf of America! I liked Biloxi. All those towns along US Rt 90 had a nice little vibe to them. This was late 80s, early 90s. Not sure what it's like now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2026 08:32 PM (sAmhv)

90
yup

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 08:32 PM (rbvCR)

91 Chris Rock nailed the govt aids plan 20 years ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzqayKwWeY

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 08:32 PM (pMmVV)

92 Y'owe me Puddleglum

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

93
oops

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sAmhv)

94 Peak muskox content

Posted by: H at July 22, 2026 08:34 PM (w8ire)

95 The Sword of Cortez is said to silence any foul tongue that besmirches the glory of the Spanish national team.

Posted by: Mayor Vaughn at July 22, 2026 08:37 PM (nDXEV)

96 Big Storm!

Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, anybody get a storm, a squall, some rain? Looks like Corpus Christi may get some, maybe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 08:38 PM (pMmVV)

97 Sorry, what did I miss?
Posted by: JackStraw

Made some BVI Painkillers. Holy cow. They are as string as I remember.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2026 08:38 PM (oUopv)

98 Sorry, what did I miss?
Posted by: JackStraw

Made some BVI Painkillers. Holy cow. They are as string as I remember.
Posted by: rickb223

*strong

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2026 08:39 PM (oUopv)

99 >>Made some BVI Painkillers. Holy cow. They are as string as I remember.

Thus painkiller.

The BVI was some kind of fun back in the day.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2026 08:42 PM (viF8m)

100 They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC.

I'm thinking the problem is that they are a little too governable.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2026 08:42 PM (vJrRc)

101 "The group of people around Trump — including Donald Trump — have utter contempt for Europe ... They view Britain as weak, ungovernable, fragmented, almost PATHETIC."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:02 PM

Almost?! Eurobitch, please!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2026 08:42 PM (Wnv9h)

102 Bertha? Ain't no Bertha.
Did they name a thunderstorm?

https://tinyurl.com/syjshdeu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 08:46 PM (pMmVV)

103

so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel,

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 08:47 PM (Cqx++)

104 42 The most affectionate animal is a wet dog.
Posted by: four seasons

*wag* *wag* *pant* *pant* *wag*

Posted by: the dog who just rolled in deer poo at July 22, 2026 08:50 PM (gKWVE)

105 >>> 58 54 Damn lobsterbacks!

British-Indian actress says “British people are truly the most evil people in history”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

Yeah, because those Thugees? just misunderstood Yutes...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2026 08:13 PM (mP0Kj)

Odds she has no fucking clue what 'suttee' means?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2026 08:50 PM (vDZgA)

106 "so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel,
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "

But relentless, and intent on conquest. Tell me, Ore-ance, could you have predicted his?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 08:51 PM (MWfyi)

107 So is this sort of the end of an era for you with the dogs?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:51 PM (FGA9/)

108 British-Indian actress says “British people are truly the most evil people in history”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)
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Rue the day they were taken over by the Spaniards or the Dutch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 08:53 PM (pMmVV)

109 Thank you for asking, Hadrian, we so appreciate the prayers.
We are ok. The waiting for the next thing is hard. Tomorrow he has the CTs and we see the oncologist next Tuesday.
At the same time I want to get this part over with and also am dreading it.
He's working, so that's good for him, helps him think about other things.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 08:54 PM (FGA9/)

110 58 didn't the Brits outlaw suttee?

Posted by: Vivi at July 22, 2026 08:54 PM (jC0jb)

111
"British dentists are truly the most evil people in history”

Posted by: What she meant to say at July 22, 2026 08:56 PM (MWfyi)

112 Washington state Democrats are voting to reduce the sentence for online predators trying to have sex with kids.

Remember though they are worried about the Epstein files...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2026 08:58 PM (sKqQm)

113
Hundreds of travelers inside Raleigh NC airport stand in silence and salute fallen soldier whose body arrived today.

I'm crying. AMERICA!!

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2026 08:58 PM (/QHx4)

114 "This". Predicted this. Could T.E. Lawrence have predicted England being overrun with those heathen nomadic sand dwelling camel dung burning goatfuckers?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 09:00 PM (MWfyi)

115 "Washington state Democrats are voting to reduce the sentence for online predators trying to have sex with kids."

That's because Washington state Democrats want to have sex with kids. What do you expect from Washington state Democrats?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 09:03 PM (MWfyi)

116
"British dentists are truly the most evil people in history”
Posted by: What she meant to say

You mean it's not safe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2026 09:03 PM (Cqx++)

117 M.O.C. OK, Rick. Gotcha 5 by 5, how me, over?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2026 09:05 PM (pXG5r)

118 We’re in better shape than GB, sure, but our advancement has been retarded, our standard of living isn’t close to what it should be. We should have been taking routine trips around the Moon for honeymoons 20 years ago. Instead they are molesting children at the Libraries and talking about men getting pregnant and whack shit like that. It’s almost too difficult to ponder. WTF happened?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2026 09:09 PM (pXG5r)

119 Rue the day they were taken over by the Spaniards or the Dutch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 08:53 PM

Rue the day? Who talks like that?

Posted by: Chris Knight at July 22, 2026 09:09 PM (Wnv9h)

120 "WTF happened?
Posted by: Common Tater"

Humanity. Things are they way they are because of humans.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2026 09:10 PM (MWfyi)

121 I wonder if this is newsworthy?

The U.S. House of Representatives has passed the Stop Insider Trading Act, led by Congresswoman Mariannette Miller-Meeks (IA-01), which bans Members of Congress, their spouses, and dependent children from purchasing stocks and requires public notice before these individuals may sell stocks.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

122 The Concordia Research Station in Antarctica dipped to -84.1°C (-119.3°F) on July 18th.

That's the lowest temperature recorded anywhere on Earth since 2012, and it was within half a degree of Concordia's all-time record.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:12 PM (pMmVV)

123 Hi cafe friends!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2026 09:14 PM (Dd38x)

124 That's the lowest temperature recorded anywhere on Earth since 2012, and it was within half a degree of Concordia's all-time record.

SEE???? It's clearly ClIMatE ChANGe!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:15 PM (FGA9/)

125 If Jim Cantore shows up at your place prior to a weather event, check that your will and life insurance is up to date.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

126 Lotta people remember Camille.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2026 08:18 PM (LHPAg)

I was a wee lad in Biloxi when Camille hit. My dad was working in the hospital while my mom and I were in the shelter. I had to go to the restroom at one point which involved walking past the glass entry doors. I recall looking outside and seeing a car go by, hood down, about four feet off the ground. Made an impact.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2026 09:16 PM (ExV1e)

127
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

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What's the catch? There's gotta be a workaround.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:16 PM (mmrXZ)

128 Hi NaCly!
Are you still outrunning the 92 year old stalker not walker?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:17 PM (FGA9/)

129 96 Big Storm!

Alabama, Louisiana, Texas, anybody get a storm, a squall, some rain? Looks like Corpus Christi may get some, maybe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

Rain all day, from sprinkles to downpours back to sprinkles. The pool is FULL.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2026 09:17 PM (Dd38x)

130 {{{TecumsehTea}}}

Prayers ascend for good outcomes with your husband and for you.

FYI My Mom has colon cancer surgery and lasted for 20 more years. Today the survival rate is even better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

131 The ghost of Edgar Cayce has revealed that bad weather is created by the believers in anthropomorphic climate change.

Posted by: mindful webworker - It' at July 22, 2026 09:20 PM (M5tgA)

132 Rue the day? Who talks like that?

Posted by: Chris Knight at July 22, 2026 09:09 PM (Wnv9h)

Blanche Devereaux?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2026 09:21 PM (vE0+H)

133 TecumsehTea

The 92 year old is back in Virginia. I escaped. She wants me back, big time. Says there is unfinished business.

I can make her laugh by describing how her hand went right to my wallet once I started driving. My wallet is in my right front pocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

134 Erich von Däniken said I came from outer space.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:22 PM (pMmVV)

135 2 My first first!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 22, 2026 07:42 PM

Take solace. As Mr. Worf frequently tells me, second is First Loser.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 22, 2026 09:22 PM (0sNs1)

136
Blanche Devereaux?

Posted by: ...
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Come on down and she will make you a stew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:23 PM (pMmVV)

137 I'll bet Trump is behind it!

Trimming the Fat: ABC Slashes The View's Hosts’ Salaries and Wardrobe Budget, More Cuts Coming

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 09:24 PM (ndZc7)

138 What's the catch? There's gotta be a workaround.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:16 PM (mmrXZ)

Looks like the regular sort of "add in my stuff if you want my vote"
Boebert asked for and amendment that Prohibits Members of Congress from being paid during a government shutdown.
Another added an amendment for same-day voter registration and provisional voting for those who show up on election day with an ID

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:25 PM (rbvCR)

139 I've never seen a fox hunting wild rice. Could have put a couple of mice on that plate.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 22, 2026 09:26 PM (sYM3s)

140 I can make her laugh by describing how her hand went right to my wallet once I started driving. My wallet is in my right front pocket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:21 PM

Could she be checking to see if you're a '20' by trying an up periscope drill?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2026 09:26 PM (0sNs1)

141 U.S. Central Command
@CENTCOM
3h
At 5:30 p.m. ET today, U.S. forces began launching more strikes against Iranian military targets at the Commander in Chief's direction. The mission will continue to further degrade Iran's ability to threaten civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting regional waters.
---

Yee Haw... they gave Iran a break yesterday ... watch 'em scurry around and see where they went?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:26 PM (pMmVV)

142 TecumsehTea

The widow to worry about is local. She is after me. I've been dodging , so far. Still walking, not stalking.

She has been reading her signed The Deplorable Cookbook. She has a
large number of other cookbooks, but the humor and passion in that one
amuses her greatly.

I went over to her place using the FIFA final as an excuse to chat, and she made me dinner. She cooked bluebell's chicken recipe. This is in return for me cooking her my recipe from the book, red beans and rice with Andouille sausage, last week.

She has superior man-management skills, after three husbands. We have
become trusting friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

143 Rue the day? Who talks like that?
Posted by: Chris Knight at July 22, 2026 09:09 PM

Cajun and Creole chefs upon awakening?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2026 09:28 PM (0sNs1)

144 Rue?

Posted by: Scooby Doo at July 22, 2026 09:30 PM (Q+gd/)

145 Duncanthrax

No. She was on good behavior since I drove.
And I don't think she would do that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

146 Chefs roux the day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)

147 130>>>FYI My Mom has colon cancer surgery and lasted for 20 more years. Today the survival rate is even better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

You are the second person today to tell me a similar story. Thank you for sharing. I'm really trying to keep my mind from going to bad outcomes, sometimes it's a struggle.

LOL to your Virginia widow! Makes me think of the Belushi Samurai skit when he was the tailor -- left or right?

Her being in Virginia makes outrunning her a bit easier.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:32 PM (FGA9/)

148 118 We’re in better shape than GB, sure, but our advancement has been retarded, our standard of living isn’t close to what it should be. We should have been taking routine trips around the Moon for honeymoons 20 years ago. Instead they are molesting children at the Libraries and talking about men getting pregnant and whack shit like that. It’s almost too difficult to ponder. WTF happened?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2026 09:09 PM (pXG5r)

Squandered a lot of our material and mental wealth with regressive ideas, stupid backward priorities, traitorous leaders.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 22, 2026 09:32 PM (y171U)

149 Duncanthrax

I should say I know little about woman's thought processes, since I was a shoe, and not a submariner, who are all the #2 God's Gift to Women, after Naval Aviators.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

150 Marie Laveau says come talk to me and I'll explain it to you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:34 PM (pMmVV)

151 122 The Concordia Research Station in Antarctica dipped to -84.1°C (-119.3°F) on July 18th.

That's the lowest temperature recorded anywhere on Earth since 2012, and it was within half a degree of Concordia's all-time record.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:12 PM (pMmVV)

Wait, that is Global WARMING?

/looks confuselated

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2026 09:34 PM (mP0Kj)

152 142>>>

Three husbands? I think that's a warning, kinda like 3 shots fired in the air.

Seriously, friends we can trust are very valuable. Not easy to find.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:34 PM (FGA9/)

153 No comment, I'm just going to leave this exemplary example of high-grade snark here

https://tinyurl.com/49vmtd3m

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:36 PM (rbvCR)

154 TecumsehTea

She has a strong alibi for the third one, the dead one.

I met her first husband, the father of her 3 daughters, the 4th of July. The widow was terrified we would get into a political argument. I bypassed that by getting hm to talk about himself. One time, he called me by the name of her second husband. LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

155 Rue?
Posted by: Scooby Doo at July 22, 2026 09:30 PM (Q+gd/)

Ruta graveolens, a culinary herb known for making orangutans murderous

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:40 PM (rbvCR)

156 NaCly, I don't even know what to say about that!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:40 PM (FGA9/)

157 Mamdani sustains another disappointment.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 09:41 PM (ndZc7)

158
Squandered a lot of our material and mental wealth with regressive ideas, stupid backward priorities, traitorous leaders.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 22, 2026 09:32 PM (y171U)

_____________

The Democrats became the party of limited expectations, managed decline and cringing obesience to international organizations that hated us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2026 09:42 PM (O0L8i)

159
Another added an amendment for same-day voter registration and provisional voting for those who show up on election day with an ID
Posted by: Kindltot

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Holy fvk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:42 PM (mmrXZ)

160 TecumsehTea

This is totally beyond what I thought my life would be like. Buckling up for the ride.

Better than playing 10 year old video games on the computer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

161 Blond Morticia, AOC thinks the insider trading bill is a scam too

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Jul 21
Republicans are trying to pull a trick this week.

They say we are voting on an “insider trading” bill, but have snuck in massive SAVE Act-style voter suppression measures to it.

This is a GOP effort to sabotage national mail-in voting, disguised as a trading ban.

I’m voting NO

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2026 09:42 PM (rbvCR)

162 Forgot the joke.

Mamdani sustains another disappointment.

Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 22, 2026 09:43 PM (ndZc7)

163
Mamdani sustains another disappointment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===============

Can't arrest Bibi? He always knew that. The threats were theater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:43 PM (mmrXZ)

164 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

The Babylon Bee is the paper of future events reported today. Very funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

165
Oh. Lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:44 PM (mmrXZ)

166
Blond Morticia, AOC thinks the insider trading bill is a scam too

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Jul 21
Republicans are trying to pull a trick this week.

They say we are voting on an “insider trading” bill, but have snuck in massive SAVE Act-style voter suppression measures to it.

This is a GOP effort to sabotage national mail-in voting, disguised as a trading ban.

I’m voting NO
Posted by: Kindltot

================

I like that kind of scam!

But wait, there's an amendment to allow same-day registration and provisional ballot? That must be the counter amendment to whatever the SAVE content was.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 22, 2026 09:47 PM (mmrXZ)

167 Life is for living. Good for you, NaCly, for getting out there and making the connections you want and need. Godspeed on that.
It's so easy to insulate ourselves from others, in many ways and for many reasons.
Enjoy what comes your way. I am certain that you are excellent company -- so knowledgeable and I bet you have a bit of charm as well.
Like our friend FenelonSpoke says, you are a blessing to many!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:48 PM (FGA9/)

168 ironically, catgirl gets first in pet thread

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 22, 2026 09:49 PM (xcxpd)

169 CNN says Darline Graham has 80% chance of winning the primary election.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 22, 2026 09:50 PM (pMmVV)

170 160 TecumsehTea

This is totally beyond what I thought my life would be like. Buckling up for the ride.

Better than playing 10 year old video games on the computer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:42 PM (u82oZ)

The real sweet spot is 20 year old video games.
*Clutches City of Heroes Homecoming to chest*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 22, 2026 09:50 PM (xcxpd)

171 Didn't Ruta Graveolens used to work with Herb Alpert?

https://youtu.be/o8ByJ1C0iR4

Posted by: mindful webworker - in a mood at July 22, 2026 09:51 PM (M5tgA)

172 Night all.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 22, 2026 09:53 PM (FGA9/)

173 I should say I know little about woman's thought processes, since I was a shoe, and not a submariner, who are all the #2 God's Gift to Women, after Naval Aviators.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:32 PM

Have a couple of easy, but slightly exotic recipes to whip up for midrats. Shirred eggs with tarragon and a mimosa worked well for me back in the day.

And yes, women know submariners do it deeper, and stay down longer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2026 09:54 PM (0sNs1)

174 CNN says a lot of things.

Posted by: So there's that at July 22, 2026 09:54 PM (2Ez/1)

175 Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

* Updates strategy from Hearts of Iron I, II, II, to Hearts of Iron IV. *

- Bhutan takes over India and builds a CV Navy on the march to world domination. (Which is one of many reasons the Hearts of Iron game is stupid).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 22, 2026 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

176 Next-to-Last

Posted by: mindful webworker - in a mad mood at July 22, 2026 09:59 PM (M5tgA)

177 Damn, it's sofa king hot here. Had to wet & wring my t-shirt just to pull some weeds in the shade.

102* ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 09:59 PM (rdVOm)

178 The real sweet spot is 20 year old video games.
*Clutches City of Heroes Homecoming to chest*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 22, 2026 09:50 PM (xcxpd)

Not one i played. I went from Star Wars Galaxies to WoW, did Secret World. Old Republic. Thats about it for MMOs. To be fair, the genre kind of died outside the Korean stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2026 09:59 PM (zZu0s)

179 Imma give up on yard work for a while!

Posted by: JQ at July 22, 2026 10:00 PM (rdVOm)

180 You can't be first, but you can be next

NOOD ONT

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=420638

Posted by: mindful webworker - so it goes at July 22, 2026 10:01 PM (M5tgA)

181 Hearts of Iron peaked with 3. I realized once I spent 2+ hours just setting up a army hierarchy for all the units to get the full combat bonuses. It felt... excessive. Fun game though because of its flexibility.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

182 That is the fattest ferret I've ever seen. Could use a few less... ferret foods. Whatever they eat.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
.......

Looks like Snausages and ice cream.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2026 10:03 PM (oq9dX)

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