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Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/20/26)
Not the way I want to leave with The Fabulous. Something about hijacking a city bus*.
An elderly couple who went missing in Canada are thought to have been mauled to death in a bear attack after police found two bodies. Jay and Deb MacDonald, both retired and in their 70s, had gone on a fishing trip and were staying at a cabin near McTavish Lake, Saskatchewan, when they stopped answering their phones.
"For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges." - Sedgwick County Sheriff's Department
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. Any semblance that this masterpiece resembles ignorance or apathy, isn't true. Nor do we know or care.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 09:57 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 20, 2026 09:59 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 09:57 PM (/FSYM)
True to your name. Not sure if that's a good thing.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 09:59 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 09:59 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2026 09:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (5KFR9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (x7Vzy)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (ourEi)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:01 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2026 10:01 PM (+9wcF)
– Muhammad Ali
Posted by: mindful webworker - off we go at July 20, 2026 10:01 PM (p+5Bi)
Yeah, being mauled by a bear will do that to you.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2026 10:02 PM (ourEi)
Question: Were their pick-a-nick baskets missing?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:02 PM (luin1)
They say the dude was hanging 11.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (luin1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)
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If this dude isn't an actual Moron, can we make him an honorary Moron?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: zombie at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (Av6i5)
Yeah, being mauled by a bear will do that to you.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2026 10:02 PM (ourEi)
Oldies, man. Probably didn't know that they could just set their phones to do not disturb.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 20, 2026 10:04 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: TRex - surfing dino at July 20, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Piper at July 20, 2026 10:05 PM (Dd38x)
"This is a hammer. Hold by handle. Do not smash thumb. Ineffective for driving screws."
Posted by: mindful webworker - do not drink bleach at July 20, 2026 10:05 PM (p+5Bi)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:05 PM (/FSYM)
Yeah, being mauled by a bear will do that to you.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2026 10:02 PM (ourEi)
It was in Canada, so I assume no .357 magnum bear spray.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 20, 2026 10:05 PM (IYeV+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:06 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: RandomDave at July 20, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:08 PM (ok2JK)
"This is a hammer. Hold by handle. Do not smash thumb. Ineffective for driving screws."
"Remove child before laundering"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:08 PM (luin1)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (77rzZ)
I got three identical emails today rejecting me for one application. That bot really didn't like me.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:10 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Beartooth
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I was going to say something about bear spray. Are you saying that bear spray is illegal in Canada? It does sound very Canadian seeing as how they are killing each other off as fast as possible.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:10 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 20, 2026 10:10 PM (MLtjZ)
Posted by: Grizzled Goomer at July 20, 2026 10:11 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:11 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2026 10:11 PM (rbvCR)
"This is a hammer. Hold by handle. Do not smash thumb. Ineffective for driving screws."
"Remove child before laundering"
Posted by: Cicero
On packaging for sleeping pills: "May cause drowsiness."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2026 10:12 PM (ourEi)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:12 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 20, 2026 10:12 PM (qt51i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Until AOP passes judgement on this jalopy, I think I'll wait ...
Posted by: browndog puttering about at July 20, 2026 10:13 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2026 10:14 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:14 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Sandy Britches at July 20, 2026 10:15 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:15 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:15 PM (/FSYM)
You are missed.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 20, 2026 10:00 PM (
Hey Nurse
I'm here every other Monday and Saturday mornings
Reach out please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2026 10:16 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: LTG at July 20, 2026 10:16 PM (+ZHEV)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 20, 2026 10:17 PM (qt51i)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 20, 2026 10:17 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:03 PM (ok2JK)
Hey there young lady
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (rbvCR)
_____________________________________
I'd pay just to hear his explanation.
"Ummmm, I sleep walk."
Posted by: Orson at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (dIske)
But Canada showing up at the end absolutely steals the video.
x.com/i/status/2078915273286152448
Posted by: mindful webworker - audience in focus at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (p+5Bi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:06 PM
***
Howdy! But it isn't a competition. We're all God's children. Some more children than others, but that's a different story.
Posted by: TRex - astronaut dino at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Way up there
In Saskatchewan
I cannot bear.
Burma Shave
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:11 PM
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM
***
Hey Bulg! Glad the new wheels are working out well.
Posted by: TRex - ski racer dino at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (ZceAD)
Caroline Jane Munro (1949- )
bitsandpieces.us/2026/07/20/
nobody-does-it-better-feel-sad-for-the-rest/
Posted by: mindful webworker - woo at July 20, 2026 10:20 PM (p+5Bi)
Posted by: Common Tater
I dated a pretty young lady all 4 years of high school who had a big scar on her chin from when her two older brothers tossed her through a window when she was 3 playing Superman. She had it fixed when she turned 18.
Posted by: I Believe I Can Fly at July 20, 2026 10:20 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2026 10:18 PM (rbvCR)
we have a lot of those little green anole lizards all over. Our cat loves pulling their tails off (if he doesn't eat them whole)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2026 10:21 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:22 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2026 10:22 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tankdemon
Pfffft. We have your phone records, know your every move.
Posted by: Steve McGarrett at July 20, 2026 10:23 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Common Tater
My little brother had Superman underroos and a cape. When he was 3, maybe 4, he jumped off the back of the couch in them to fly. He broke his collarbone.
He is now a VP at Northrop Grumman. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at July 20, 2026 10:23 PM (Dd38x)
When I was a wee one, I would go out to the country with my dad. Funny thing...dad and his bros had an old late 40s car that they buried in their back meadow. I often wondered why...I was too young to consider... hmmmm...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:24 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Flat Four Fred at July 20, 2026 10:25 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: TRex - astronaut dino at July 20, 2026
Right! Remember that time when….oh wait. We all had to sign NDAs. Never mind.
Posted by: Piper at July 20, 2026 10:25 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Minuteman
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Guess you can't drive it when it snows either?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:25 PM (jU8k8)
And for the record I have a Subaru BRZ, and a might little spirited sports car it is. Passes everything on the road, as a proper car should!
Posted by: The Grateful at July 20, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: I Believe I Can Fly at July 20, 2026 10:20 PM (JM9I6)
My wife still has a barely visible scar on her chin. Dates from when she was two and squirming around on a Baptist church pew. She pitched forward, fell head first and landed right on a metal AC grate that was in the floor. Well that was an eventful Sunday meetin'.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2026 10:26 PM (edUvp)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 10:26 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Beartooth
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I was going to say something about bear spray. Are you saying that bear spray is illegal in Canada? It does sound very Canadian seeing as how they are killing each other off as fast as possible.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
It was an assumption that since guns are verboten in Canada, the couple didn't have one to protect themselves.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 20, 2026 10:27 PM (IYeV+)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 10:26 PM (vE0+H)
Mary Poppins was a faker.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 20, 2026 10:28 PM (dK+Kv)
I dated a pretty young lady all 4 years of high school who had a big scar on her chin from when her two older brothers tossed her through a window when she was 3 playing Superman. She had it fixed when she turned 18.
Posted by: I Believe I Can Fly at July 20, 2026 10:20 PM (JM9I6)
That's a long time to deal with a broken window.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:28 PM (/FSYM)
-
But had he been in the pool?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:28 PM (ndZc7)
****
INCOMING!!
Posted by: clarence at July 20, 2026 10:28 PM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Flat Four Fred
--
Write up says they are torquey. The flat 6 more so.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:29 PM (jU8k8)
#BREAKING: An immigrant heading to his immigration hearing was injured in today's anti-ICE terror attack in NYC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Sgt. Preston gave me an entirely different opinion of Canada.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:31 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2026 10:31 PM (CkDaS)
No competition darlin'! I just always had a fondness for the Hum!
I love all of these CoBs!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:31 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Flat Four Fred
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Preach it!
Posted by: The Wretched Panhard at July 20, 2026 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
I wonder how many cars were damaged by flying rocks before they put up the Do Not Mow sign so that the employees would know not to try to mow that area.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2026 10:32 PM (syz1S)
I dated a pretty young lady all 4 years of high school who had a big scar on her chin from when her two older brothers tossed her through a window when she was 3 playing Superman. She had it fixed when she turned 18.
Posted by: I Believe I Can Fly at July 20, 2026 10:20 PM (JM9I6)
That's a long time to deal with a broken window.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20,
Golf clap, well done!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2026 10:33 PM (CkDaS)
Posted by: Braenyard
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And Dudley Do-Right?
Posted by: The Wretched Panhard at July 20, 2026 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
Oh, I think that to mow that rock-lined pan would yield some fantastic stone throws.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:33 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:34 PM (/FSYM)
I looked all over for the mate to that asterisk, but no luck.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 20, 2026 10:35 PM (syz1S)
Ashley Luna[tic]
@RealAshleyLuna
Landlords, landlord hoarding & charging high rent is the reason why the housing supply is low, costs are inflated & it’s difficult for renters to save money for a DP.
I’m the reason why the landlord doesn’t have to get a real job to cover his personal expenses or lifestyle. Did u ever thank a renter once?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)
That's a long time to deal with a broken window.
Posted by: Minuteman
Each and every generation of critters who took up living in those new quarters thought that it was just peachy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:36 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)
I used to live within a stone's-throw of a bunch of people who suffered mysterious head wounds.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2026 10:36 PM (rbvCR)
Steely-Eyed Missleman Dan would have been boss.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:37 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)
and associated head wounds!
Posted by: LRob in OK at July 20, 2026 10:34 PM (Jr+re)
Not to mention the groin!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Pfft.
Posted by: Goliath at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (2GVsD)
At this moment 57 years ago, 10:39PM EDT, 9:39PM Houston time, Neil Armstrong opened the hatch on Eagle, and slowly started climbing out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
My guy friend owned a couple of Suburus. Yeah. Until he didn't.
They're very good hippy cars...until they ain't...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (ok2JK)
Robert Preston gave me a favorable opinion of hustling to bring music to the masses.
"Folks, listen!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 20, 2026 10:40 PM (sYM3s)
“If Iran is off the table, Hezbollah can’t be funded, Hamas can’t be funded, the Houthis can’t be funded.”
America and its allies were also referred to as the “Axis of Epstein” and “The Fourth Reich”
-
OMG! Where is the humanity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:41 PM (ndZc7)
Just. No.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 20, 2026 10:41 PM (my2EF)
Posted by: The Grateful at July 20, 2026 10:41 PM (XfIK1)
The Emrald Isle must really be a horrid place.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:42 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: pookysgirl, family chauffeur at July 20, 2026 10:42 PM (vsLO4)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 10:42 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:43 PM (jU8k8)
Where is the humanity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy
They are a surfeit of faces badly made in need of many punches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:43 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: The Grateful at July 20, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:44 PM (2GVsD)
Always be kind to your house cleaners. They are alone with your toothbrush.
_-_
Like one of the early scenes in the movie "Wild America"...'course that was the little brother, not the house cleaner.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 20, 2026 10:44 PM (JWDez)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 20, 2026 10:40 PM (sYM3s)
What do bears have against machines?
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 10:45 PM (vE0+H)
Rare worn down pencil belonging to William Shakespeare has been unearthed. Experts unclear if pencil is 2B or not 2B.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 10:45 PM (qx7Zg)
Bears are terminators and eat meat.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:46 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:34 PM (/FSYM)
Steely Dan.
Now we're talking about one of the most vastly overrated artists of all-time.
Steely Dan is certainty in that conversation.
Posted by: LTG at July 20, 2026 10:47 PM (+ZHEV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, family chauffeur at July 20, 2026 10:42 PM
***
Sounds like a most excellent trip. Enjoy!
Posted by: TRex - park ranger dino at July 20, 2026 10:47 PM (XfIK1)
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Warning is not good enough!
Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
@profstonge
1 in 5 college students now reads at the level of a ten-year-old.
-
We need pictographs!
(I read pretty well at 10.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:48 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Cosda at July 20, 2026 10:49 PM (f7Rzk)
would yield some fantastic stone throws.
and associated head wounds!
Posted by: LRob in OK
And broken back windows of automobiles. It happened to us and the teenage groundskeeper with a lawnmower in the vicinity was Sergeant Schultz and saw nothing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:49 PM (ixS3i)
Ugh. Get thee to a punnery.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:50 PM (luin1)
So, Superman with a red circle and slash?
Idiotocracy was not supposed to be a how-to.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:50 PM (2GVsD)
Landlords, landlord hoarding & charging high rent is the reason why the housing supply is low, costs are inflated & it’s difficult for renters to save money for a DP.
___________
Ayanna Pressley and her husband are landlords
Are they hoarding and gouging.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)
Not a pretty site. And when the cops came to write occupants up for indecent exposure it wasn't a pretty cite. But the charges were dropped for insufficient evidence. Also you could see a German ghost there for a time, a zeitgeist if you will. A friend would refer to it as an example. He would often cite the zeitgeist site sight.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 20, 2026 10:51 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:52 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:52 PM (1z8ji)
Has anyone noticed that "hoarding" is back in political circulation? Next thing, they'll discover kulaks and wreckers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2026 10:52 PM (O0L8i)
Y'know, Canada loses one li'l hockey tournament and afterward the whole place goes to hell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:53 PM (ixS3i)
The Women's Tennis Association (WTA) will begin to require an SRY gene test to confirm the sex of its participants and prevent the presence of men in its competitions, threatening to disqualify tennis players who refuse to do so thus joining the IOC's decision that will require the same method for its future editions of the Olympic Games
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:53 PM (jU8k8)
May their Family & Friends be Comforted.
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at July 20, 2026 10:53 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
I remember what I was doing exactly 57 years ago tonight.
Posted by: Joemarine at July 20, 2026 10:54 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Co-pilot doesn't know its ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Joemarine at July 20, 2026 10:54 PM (y171U)
___
I don't.
I was only seven months old.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (x7Vzy)
Lawsuit says Alabama woman walked into traffic because ChatGPT told her she was fulfilling a prophecy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
** wheels trebuchet into position **
Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at July 20, 2026 10:56 PM (3ZUWJ)
Exactly 57 years ago at this moment, 10:56:15PM EDT, 9:56:15PM CDT, 02:56:15Z, man first set foot on the surface of the Moon.
Armstrong's left foot made first contact. "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind."
That man was an American, one of our greatest achievements.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 10:56 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM (aqrdH)
The anonymous winner of a $1.8 billion Powerball Jackpot in Arkansas has been revealed because he is the brother a mayor. Due to state transparency laws relating to public officials and close relatives, his name has been released to the public.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)
Chevy looks more aggressive and a long hood for that inline six.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM (jU8k8)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Subarus are fine automobiles. Front-wheel drive, just like a K-car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)
2. Inca Roads
3. Florentine Pogen
4. Nanook Rubs It
5. Who Are The Brain Police?
Just a sampler, for starters.
Posted by: Zoot Allures! at July 20, 2026 10:58 PM (JM9I6)
"Dreams are the only place where I’m not judged for being lazy.”
Thanx Hum and all youz!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 10:58 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (ndZc7)
I have no further questions.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 20, 2026 10:59 PM (sYM3s)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 10:59 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Is a flat bed that's slowing down to take a look at me?
Posted by: Zombie Glenn Frey at July 20, 2026 10:59 PM (/FSYM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ouch
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (XeU6L)
Concerning the top photo -- such abandoned places always seem to bring out a sense of melancholy in me. It brings back memories of having visited visited and, for a time, lived in the island community in which my Dad grew up that became such a place. Now it's a National Lakeshore and, by decree, all evidence of former habitation there by humans must be eradicated.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (x7Vzy)
And I bet every bit as ornery.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (vE0+H)
Ashley Luna[tic]
@RealAshleyLuna
Landlords, landlord hoarding & charging high rent is the reason why the housing supply is low, costs are inflated & it’s difficult for renters to save money for a DP.
I’m the reason why the landlord doesn’t have to get a real job to cover his personal expenses or lifestyle. Did u ever thank a renter once?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)
CILL your landlord.
C-I-L-L your landlord.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Mr. Robinson at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (vDZgA)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:01 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (vE0+H)
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lol, probably.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 20, 2026 11:01 PM (x7Vzy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Co-pilot doesn't know its ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
I knew I was wise to wait for AOP ...
#hordeai
Posted by: browndog puttering about at July 20, 2026 11:01 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 20, 2026 11:01 PM (zZu0s)
Subarus are fine automobiles. Front-wheel drive, just like a K-car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM
***
Subaru BRZ. Front engine, rear wheel drive, manual transmission.
Sporty.
Posted by: TRex - zoom zoom dino at July 20, 2026 11:02 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2026 11:02 PM (ok2JK)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 20, 2026 10:27 PM (IYeV+)
They could have carried a shotgun, or a rifle. Yes, you can get a handgun permit, but carrying it in the woods is a no-no. You have to understand that many laws are made to be broken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:02 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 11:03 PM (u/oMr)
Alabama woman walked into traffic because ChatGPT told her she was fulfilling a prophecy
The AI apps have a betting pool going to see who can convince one or more humans to do very dumb things. They get a good laugh out of it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:03 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at July 20, 2026 11:03 PM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
It worked well enough in high school to learn how to drive, even in Northern Illinois winter.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 11:04 PM (qx7Zg)
pg 297. Armstrong and Aldrin had just been given approval for an 8pm Houston time EVA.
Tranquility Base: This is the LM pilot. I'd like to take the opportunity to ask every person listening in, whoever, wherever they may be to pause for a moment and contemplate the events of the past few hours and to give thanks in his or her own way. Over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)
The Women's Tennis Association (WTA) will begin to require an SRY gene test to confirm the sex of its participants and prevent the presence of men in its competitions, threatening to disqualify tennis players who refuse to do so thus joining the IOC's decision that will require the same method for its future editions of the Olympic Games
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:53 PM (jU8k
_________________________
The irony of this comment is remarkable:
Martina Navratilova praised the policy as a "step in the right direction".
Martina fully supported Dr. Renee Richards (born: Richard Raskind) when he entered a female circuit tourney down in Texas under a fake name and won the tournament. Then, later on, Martina hired him as Renee Richards to be one of her coaches. She was vocal in supporting the male, Renee Richards in women's tournaments.
And now. She's totally against it....because someone sees a threat to all her records.
Posted by: Orson at July 20, 2026 11:04 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ouch
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (XeU6L)
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Before you sneer, I give you the Chrysler TC by Maserati...
*gay flourish*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 11:05 PM (u/oMr)
So "WARNING, DOOR!! is what I came up with. Then as a shitty snide FU to the idiots who need a warning label on a door I printed out 8 feet of "CAUTION, FLOOR" sticker and put it around the mat just inside said door.
Nobody has said a damn thing yet.
Posted by: Reforger at July 20, 2026 11:06 PM (RVv7x)
I don't, but I've been told it involved my mom yelling a lot and my dad smoking a cigar in the hospital waiting room. He told the nurse he didn't need to be in the delivery room; he grew up on a farm and had helped pull calves before. Besides, you only get one chance to watch the first moon landing live on TV.
Posted by: PabloD at July 20, 2026 11:06 PM (5Ide7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:09 PM (luin1)
Co-pilot doesn't know its ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)
Right? Clearly its a biden mobile.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2026 11:06 PM (S41Gd)
-
New Hampshire girls bullied a transgender boy to stop playing soccer.
They painted "PGS" (protect girls sports) under their eyes when forced to play against him.
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Kick him in his girl balls!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 11:08 PM (ndZc7)
And broken back windows of automobiles. It happened to us and the teenage groundskeeper with a lawnmower in the vicinity was Sergeant Schultz and saw nothing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 10:49 PM (ixS3i)
Heh. I broke the back window of the Wretched Panhard with a rock slung by the Dixon mower. "Oh shit! Where will I ever get another one?" Turns out there was a spare back window all wrapped up in newspaper in the back seat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:08 PM (1z8ji)
Wonderful, inspiring woman. Not a particularly good film, however, which is a pity.
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:08 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 11:09 PM (u/oMr)
Bears eat berries and stuff too. They're omnivores, IIRC.
Posted by: mnw
Indeed.
https://tinyurl.com/HoneyBerriesAndGrubs
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:09 PM (ixS3i)
Are they hoarding and gouging.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2026 10:50 PM (O0L8i)
Low level grifting among the ruling class.
A couple of decimal points in financial filings that lead to massive gains for the connected.
Corruption has ever been with us.
Is it more or less prominent today?
Yes, for the most part.
The US has become today, basically, The Empire of Evil.
There is no even close example of a modern empire like America that is so good and bad at the same time.
Posted by: LTG at July 20, 2026 11:10 PM (+ZHEV)
Doubtful since we no longer have a toilet paper shortage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:10 PM (2GVsD)
Edith Keeler?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2026 11:10 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:11 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 11:09 PM (u/oMr)
As written by Otto Penn? No.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 20, 2026 11:11 PM (qx7Zg)
Speaking of Biden, anyone planning to line up at the bookstore early to grab a copy of his memoir?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Had I bought a copy of "Doctor" Jill's gibberish-suffused book, I might consider it merely to have a matching pair of doorstops.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:12 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Cicero
I want to read the chapter where he went full West Side Story on the Sharks and the Jets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 11:12 PM (ndZc7)
11:11 PM EDT. At this moment, Buzz Aldrin begins to climb down to the surface.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)
Ashley Luna[tic]
@RealAshleyLuna
Landlords, landlord hoarding & charging high rent is the reason why the housing supply is low, costs are inflated & it’s difficult for renters to save money for a DP.
I’m the reason why the landlord doesn’t have to get a real job to cover his personal expenses or lifestyle. Did u ever thank a renter once?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 10:35 PM (ndZc7)
CILL your landlord.
C-I-L-L your landlord.
Dumbass.
Posted by: Mr. Robinson at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (vDZgA)
You have to admire her self-restraint. She went that whole tweet without once blaming international bankers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:12 PM (XLQLg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 11:09 PM (u/oMr)
Whats its called? Me make poopy?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2026 11:12 PM (S41Gd)
They painted "PGS" (protect girls sports) under their eyes when forced to play against him.
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Kick him in his girl balls!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 20, 2026 11:08 PM (ndZc7)
What a bunch of horse shit.
Bullying is making someone do something they don’t want to do.
The girls mocked the little prissy spoiled faggot. That’s not bullying.
We need more mocking of prissy little spoiled faggots. I have zero patience for kids whose parents allow and condone and encourage this crap. At some point, someone needs to say stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (yEz+x)
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I'll take inaccurate headlines for 500, Alex.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw
>They eat berries and grubs and stuff in the fall to fatten up for winter. In the spring they're hungry and looking for moose and elk.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (sYM3s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (XLQLg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (zZu0s)
Buzz set foot on the moon about right now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:15 PM (w6EFb)
After Buzz joined him, the two begin to set up the first of three experiments they carried with them. This first was a solar wind collector, a contraption with a piece of foil to trap solar wind particles.
It helpfully includes a "This side facing Sun" graphic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)
>They eat berries and grubs and stuff in the fall to fatten up for winter. In the spring they're hungry and looking for moose and elk.
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And hunny!
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at July 20, 2026 11:17 PM (u/oMr)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:17 PM (vE0+H)
Armstrong: The sample is in the pocket. My oxygen is 81 percent. I have no flags and I'm in minimum flow.
Houston: Roger Neil.
Aldrin: How far are my feet from the ...
Armstrong: O.K. You're right at the edge of the porch.
Aldrin: Now I want to back up and partially close the hatch - making sure not to lock it on my way out.
Armstrong: ... Good thought.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
I watched "Cabrini," a recent film about St. Francesca Cabrini.
Wonderful, inspiring woman. Not a particularly good film, however, which is a pity.
Posted by: mnw
Who among us can forget another mention of Mother Cabrini in the movies?
https://tinyurl.com/PooterTheClown
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:20 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Larry Craig at July 20, 2026 11:21 PM (XLQLg)
Posted by: Poor confused 4 year old boy at July 20, 2026 11:22 PM (RVv7x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I may cut power too soon...
Posted by: Co-pilot at July 20, 2026 11:22 PM (XeU6L)
Armstrong: ... Good thought.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
That almost got a chuckle out of Armstrong hehe
Posted by: Joemarine at July 20, 2026 11:22 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Happy at July 20, 2026 11:23 PM (Q/Xg6)
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh
>Of course we feed them garbage from from our landfills and dumps so that sort of changes the 'calculus.'
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 20, 2026 11:25 PM (sYM3s)
Armstrong: ... Good thought.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
Shit that would suck. Can you imagine that? Locking the keys in the car takes on a whole new meaning off world.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2026 11:27 PM (S41Gd)
"Grandpa, why won't you let me haul that old junker to the scrap yard?"
"You can do it after I'm dead."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 20, 2026 11:27 PM (NeM+a)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks dinosaurs are cool at July 20, 2026 11:28 PM (vsLO4)
Martin Luther said that plenary indulgences could be useful "as stoppers for teapots."
In that vein, Biden's book has hundred of uses!
Bath tissue has already been mentioned.
Doorstopper is another. For house training a puppy (only the paperback edition). Bird cage, of course. Wrapping moist garbage so it doesn't leak before you can get it to the trash bin. To put under wobbly chair legs. Packing material. You could use the end papers for grocery lists. As a fire starter for barbeque grills.
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:28 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2026 11:28 PM (2WIwB)
Of course we feed them garbage from from our landfills and dumps so that sort of changes the 'calculus.'
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Back in the day of open and unfenced landfills, going to the dump to watch the bears was considered to be a fine way to spend the hours of dusk up in the Great Northern Woods.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:29 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 20, 2026 11:30 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:00 PM (ixS3i)
Still, I bet there are sneks in those buildings. The car too.
Sneks bad!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2026 11:32 PM (2WIwB)
When Armstrong first set foot on the surface, Collins was on the far side. Lunar orbit time was about 2 hours, so he spent about 1 hour on the far side, and another over the near side.
He later remarked that never before in history has any man known such solitude. That just about set the record for being alone in terms of distance from the next nearest human.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:35 PM (w6EFb)
Let's microwave his ballz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:23 PM (2GVsD)
Who is Amy Fisher?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:35 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 20, 2026 11:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:37 PM (RCjYY)
The two children of their friends are supposedly being raised by an elderly Puerto Rican nanny and scream a lot. The two year old screamed not to sit in a high chair the last dinner and ran around to other's tables with the proud parents thinking it was cute. The 4yr old wet her pants a few times and almost pooped in a pool and starts PreK4 this September and 2yr old in daycare (this is after retiring the elderly nanny who apparently did nothing). I pity their teachers.
Son said he came close to taking a nerve pill as they got off the ship because of the screaming.
The guy is a good guy and sadly married a princess who whines a lot.
If I remember correctly I told son this might not be a good idea last spring, but that was all (they've vacationed with them in the past with other issues).
Sometimes Mama knows best. He travels a lot and they've been on many cruises and this was only enjoyed by kids apparently. The 10mo old girl likes Fleetwood Mac is the only thing positive.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 20, 2026 11:38 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:36 PM (2GVsD)
Oh, OK. A woman of infinite sleaze, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:38 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:37 PM (RCjYY)
Apparently any warm body with a dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:40 PM (XLQLg)
*nymphomaniac: a woman with a greater sex drive than your own
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:40 PM (RCjYY)
At this moment, 11:41 EDT, Old Glory is raised on the surface of the Moon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Who is Amy Fisher?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Fisher is an American woman, who, in 1992, at the age of 17, shot and severely wounded Mary Jo Buttafuoco, the wife of Joey Buttafuoco, who had initiated a sexual relationship with the underaged Fisher in 1990.
Then she got into porn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2026 11:42 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: free tibet at July 20, 2026 11:43 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:44 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:45 PM (1z8ji)
11:47 PM EDT. Mission control tells Neil and Buzz that the President of the United States is on the line from the Oval Office and wishes to speak with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:47 PM (w6EFb)
11:48PM EDT: POTUS begins speaking:
"Neil and Buzz. I am talking to you from the Oval Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made For every American this has to be the proudest day of our lives. And for people all over the world I am sure they, too, join with Americans in recognizing what a feat this is. Because of what you have done, the heavens have become a part of man's world. As you talk to us from the Sea of Tranquility, it inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace and tranquility to Earth. For one priceless moment, in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one."
Armstrong replies: "Thank you, Mr. President. It's a great honor and privilege for us to be here representing not only the United States but men of peace of all nations. And with interest and a curiosity and a vision for the future. It's an honor for us to be able to participate here today."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 11:35
This song - may bring back memories!
https://tinyurl.com/y7xtdvft
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2026 11:48 PM (Sxl5b)
At the conclusion of the call with POTUS, Neil and Buzz stand at attention and salute Old Glory.
They then busy themselves with setting up two more experiments, a seismic detector, and a laser reflector. And then they began boxing up samples from the lunar surface to take back with them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:40 PM (XLQLg)
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Agree. We learned the hard way when my husband's bro and snotty SIL came to FL before we'd been there a year. Our youngest son turned 1yr, bro 3yr, cousin boys 2yr and 4yrs.
My eldest son bit his eldest cousin's arm for not sharing his pedal tractor. This in turn started the downward spiral as my SIL went loco about it (like my son was a biter when this was his first, and apparently he was ticked off). They came for 10 long days.
We did DisneyWorld, beaches, and BIL and I drank beer during naptime,which ticked off SIL as we were having too much fun (she was invited as well but had headaches).
Then her son got strep throat and she whined about that as they all got sick day after day. The last night my husband was making scallops and I did not know they were in a collander in the sink when my baby, who was going to harf due to the cousin cold birthday gift, did it on the scallops.
Three of us adults laughed and got pizza. SIL insisted on leaving a day early. The End.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 20, 2026 11:53 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Gonna regret asking this before I even finish my question - but what is "not much of a rape"? Molested her?
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:55 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:56 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Gonna regret asking this before I even finish my question - but what is "not much of a rape"? Molested her?
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:55 PM (vE0+H)
Dukes of Hazzard sex.
She was willing, but that's a little but more than the law will allow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:57 PM (XLQLg)
No, it was a righteous rape. But he persuaded the victim into writing a letter saying she didn't want to prosecute. That was irritating.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:00 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2026 11:51 PM (RCjYY)
Uh, if it "wasn't much of a rape" what exactly was it that needed to follow him through life?
Posted by: LTG at July 21, 2026 12:00 AM (+ZHEV)
Posted by: Joey Sharts at July 21, 2026 12:00 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)
... what exactly was it that needed to follow him through life?"
Like I said, "convicted rapist."
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:03 AM (RCjYY)
She was willing, but that's a little but more than the law will allow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 20, 2026 11:57 PM (XLQLg)
Ah. That sort of rape carries a qualifier for a reason
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:03 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 12:05 AM (mmrXZ)
Unfortunately, the exhaust wash from the ascent engine blew over the flag they set there at Tranquility Base. Aldrin reported seeing it fall over.
They did not make that mistake again, and set the flag farther away on subsequent missions. Also, Neil and Buzz had a little trouble and couldn't get the pole deep enough -- there was some hard pan of sorts right at the spot.
Detailed analysis of the photos of the landing sites from the LRO has confirmed the Apollo 12, 16, and 17 flags are still standing, but Apollo 14 and 15 can't be determined.
The flags weren't not made of any special material to withstand the solar wind and radiation environment, so they are most likely bleached out white by now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:06 AM (RCjYY)
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Missed America: https://tinyurl.com/mspwweut
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:07 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)
The viral videos of Europeans here for the World Cup are social media click bait.
Almost nothing is genuine.
Posted by: LTG at July 21, 2026 12:10 AM (+ZHEV)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 12:05 AM (mmrXZ)
You can blame me for asking. I'm thinking this means statutory but it's being talked about in the strangest way.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:10 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 20, 2026 11:53 PM (hzuYO)
MY snotty SiL rented one of those "sleeps 10" beach houses at OBX, and actually expected my other SiL to follow her two young boys with a broom and dustpan.
Snotty Sil is a childless AWFL.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 21, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
She was raped. Period, the end. I guess I should've said, "it wasn't a very good rape CASE."
It wasn't very good because the victim sent a written letter saying she didn't want to prosecute after all. The defense counsel wrote the letter FOR her, & she signed it in his law office.
He wanted a jury trial. The jury thought it was rape, apparently.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:11 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2026 12:11 AM (XLQLg)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 21, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
Beach house, bitch house. Easy to confuse the two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:12 AM (1z8ji)
This is not a loose ideological affinity between separate organizations. It is the same leadership operating under different institutional names.
That leadership has directed considerable energy toward one particular front, the American buildout of AI infrastructure. Across 21 documented campaigns in 14 states, the party has served as either the lead organizer or a significant participant in efforts that produced 10 local moratoriums, one permanent ban, and billions of dollars in delayed or canceled data-center investment.
_Lipton Matthews via American Greatness,
https://tinyurl.com/mfwnjmca
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:14 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:14 AM (1z8ji)
https://youtu.be/EMVUzWZgRlc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2026 12:16 AM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:10 AM (vE0+H)
It also doesn't help that mnw is talking about some case he prosecuted, and I am talking about Amy Fisher, cuz I missed a comment somewhere in there. But I refuse to take any responsibility and also blame you for asking.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2026 12:18 AM (XLQLg)
You liked the thought of "convicted rapist" following a rapist who coerced his victim into declining prosecution through life......?
Please, someone, make me stop.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:20 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2026 12:18 AM (XLQLg)
I have to be honest, I blame myself. Entirely.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:21 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 12:05 AM (mmrXZ)
You can blame me for asking. I'm thinking this means statutory but it's being talked about in the strangest way.
Posted by: ...
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Prosecutorial discretion.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:21 AM (JS6jE)
It started because I said Joey Buttafuoco should've been held accountable too-- for having sex with her when she was about 15.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:22 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:23 AM (1z8ji)
She claims that the school he goes to set up a litterbox for him, and that she is upset that the vet refuses to handle his medical needs.
If you haven't seen it....well allow me to introduce you to the mother: https://tinyurl.com/4d2be5hy
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2026 12:24 AM (dIske)
According to the Daily Mail, Erika Kirk refers to Cavernous Nostrils only as "that bitch" nowadays.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2026 12:24 AM (w6EFb)
She should refer to her as "who?"
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:24 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:22 AM (RCjYY)
He did go to jail for it. Although she clearly stalked him and threw herself at him, going so far as to smash up hr own car several times as a pretext to visit his body shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)
It started because I said Joey Buttafuoco should've been held accountable too-- for having sex with her when she was about 15.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:22 AM (RCjYY)
He was, kinda. He ended up pleading guilty I think to some offense and did less than half a year.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2026 12:25 AM (XLQLg)
The Pentagon confirmed on Thursday that the mission for which National Guard troops were deployed will continue until Jan. 20, 2029,
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Federal bldgs are manned up for threats. Notice how many quickly emerge to apprehend a felon.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:27 AM (JS6jE)
Robert E. Lee had a subordinate commander, Gen. Richard Ewell, who thought he was a bird.
So maybe the kid really thinks he's a cat.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:27 AM (RCjYY)
At this moment 57 years ago, 10:39PM EDT, 9:39PM Houston time, Neil Armstrong opened the hatch on Eagle, and slowly started climbing out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 20, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
and proceeded to blow his line.....
(You all know what I mean......)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)
A. What do you call a supergroup containing members from Barenaked Ladies, Jethro Tull, and Butthole Surfers?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 12:28 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2026 12:24 AM (dIske)
Honey, if your son says he is a cat, he's not cat; he's batshit crazy. Like you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:28 AM (1z8ji)
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Considering that I live in the Ozarks, in a national forest, the odds of a dc springing up here is between slim and none. Terrain alone makes it somewhat less than feasible.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 21, 2026 12:28 AM (x7Vzy)
Posted by: Phil McCracken at July 21, 2026 12:30 AM (R86kT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2026 10:08 PM (luin1)
"All disposable diapers are flammable. Keep child away from open flame."
"Caution: torch is hot." (on a MIG welder!)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 12:30 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Phil McCracken at July 21, 2026 12:30 AM (R86kT)
Maybe it got him a lot of dates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)
_-_
'cause nobody in the kid's life set him straight at the onset of such nonsense like they should have.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 12:31 AM (JWDez)
Posted by: Phil McCracken at July 21, 2026 12:30 AM (R86kT)
Imagine getting through Ellis Island with that name intact.
His ancestor must've royally pissed off the immigration officers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 12:31 AM (IG3/x)
(You all know what I mean......)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:28 AM (QGaXH)
Yeah, we know.
But what percent of the kids today know?
I'm guessing it's in the single digits.
Posted by: LTG at July 21, 2026 12:33 AM (+ZHEV)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:33 AM (RCjYY)
What in hell is it with some dudes' dicks? Just keep it in your pants already. Nobody wants to see it, nobody wants to do it, nobody needs to ever encounter it, until you are married, and even then, it isn't all that attractive.
Why do rapists think their dick triumphs in the end? It does not.
And God will get you for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 12:33 AM (bl07w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:35 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Phil McCracken
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There's an old joke like that:
Gent appears before a judge and explains that he wants a name change.
"I see" says the judge,"and what is your name?"
"Harry Lipschitz, your honor"
"Well, Mr Lipshitz, I can see why you might want to change it. What would you like to change your name to?"
"Bill Lipshitz'
Posted by: Co-pilot at July 21, 2026 12:35 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:35 AM (JS6jE)
A. What do you call a supergroup containing members from Barenaked Ladies, Jethro Tull, and Butthole Surfers?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
C'mon, Carnac.
Posted by: Big Big Train at July 21, 2026 12:35 AM (VHUov)
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Agree with your perspective. What I really don't get is how could you get a kick out of forcing sex on a woman? Weird. "Sex should be friendly. Or never."
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 12:36 AM (q2/In)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:35 AM (JS6jE)
I did not watch the entire video, because it was shitty. But who puts a viable oxygen cylinder in the trash? Return it to the gas vendor, and get a few dollars for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:38 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Bulg at July 20, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)
Subarus are fine automobiles. Front-wheel drive, just like a K-car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2026 10:57 PM (1z8ji)
We've had two Scooby-Doo cars. An 07 Forester and a 2012 Outback. Both were symmetric all wheel drive. Problem is they tell you if you have to replace one tire you have to replace all four to keep the AWD in balance.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 21, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)
Yeah it is. They thought they knew us, they thought wrong. Then they landed in a giant amusement park and lost their shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2026 12:41 AM (S41Gd)
Neil always maintained he did say "a man", and it was just lost in the transmission due to his accent
That's plausible, and at least one analysis did conclude he did say the "a".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Albert Shanker at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Do they not have a fluid coupling between the front and rear axles? My old '96 Jeep Grand Cherokee had full time 4WD, but there was a fluid clutch between the front and rear drive shafts that would permit a slight RPM difference between the two axles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (1z8ji)
Why do rapists think their dick triumphs in the end? It does not.
And God will get you for that.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Small consolation in this world, but the punishment in the next is the safer option.
Anything that becomes a capital crime makes every other crime, including the other capital crimes, "free." What are they gonna do, put you in the electric chair twice?
If being convicted of rape means a death sentence, it's in the rapist's best interests to also murder the star witness.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)
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Reminds me of this(Red Green):
https://tinyurl.com/mss9jr5s
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 12:44 AM (JWDez)
Posted by: Don in SoCo
It's not about sex. It's about power.
Maybe it's about sex for the 70-IQ immigrant class.....
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:44 AM (VHUov)
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I'll take inaccurate headlines for 500, Alex.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2026 11:14 PM (vE0+H)
Shouldn't it read transgender girl? Meaning a biological male purporting to be a female? I thought a trans boy was a biological girl?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:44 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:44 AM (RCjYY)
It is excellent.
https://tinyurl.com/yxbxvbz6
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:44 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 12:36 AM (q2/In)
Hurting and/or destroying others is a pastime for many. And they do get a kick out of it, sexual and otherwise.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:45 AM (vE0+H)
Some officials took inordinate pleasure in assigning them comical and/or belittling family names, for example "Goldfisch" (Shmuel Goldfisch changed his name to Samuel Goldwyn once he hit Hollywood).
Occasionally you could bribe the official to give you a better name.
Avi bar Yakov comes back from getting his new family name. His friend Moishe asks "What did you get?" "Schweiss". "Schweiss? That's a stupid name. Couldn't you bribe him to get something better?" "It cost everything I had just to get the 'w'".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 12:45 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2026 12:46 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 21, 2026 12:46 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)
Or not to do either.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:47 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:48 AM (RCjYY)
257 Sex is a confusing topic. One day, ace is going to have the cobs sit us down and have a talk.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2026 12:11 AM (XLQLg)
“You see, when a mommy Ewok and a daddy Ewok love each other very much…”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2026 12:49 AM (Sxl5b)
Armstrong: ... Good thought.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2026 11:18 PM (2GVsD)
That almost got a chuckle out of Armstrong hehe
Posted by: Joemarine at July 20, 2026 11:22 PM (y171U)
My mother took him quite literally. I remember her telling my dad 'they must have told him over and over don't lock the door'.
I remember thinking 'with billions of dollars, the national honor, and two lives at strake why would they design something that could lock them out? Who are they trying to keep out?'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:50 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (VHUov)
Or not to do either.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:47 AM (vE0+H)
Not if it means he gets his dick cut off before he gets the needle. Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 12:50 AM (bl07w)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:54 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:54 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 12:54 AM (vE0+H)
Well, then, call it like a horse race: "Here they come, around the clubhouse turn..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:56 AM (1z8ji)
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Show us the technicolor bombardier and gun camera video we don't want to see five second, washed out nightvision clips.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:56 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 12:56 AM (JWDez)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:57 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: ...
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Watch the Rubio clip. It's a palate cleanser.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:58 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: mikeski
Or not to do either.
Posted by: ...
Excellent! That answer means you don't reason like a psychopath. (not sarcasm.)
Unfortunately, a lot of rapists are psychopaths. (unfortunately, also not sarcasm.)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:59 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: ...
Watch the Rubio clip. It's a palate cleanser.
Posted by: Braenyard
Cleansed from start to finish!
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:00 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: ...
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Watch the Rubio clip. It's a palate cleanser.
_-_
You know jow to tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 01:01 AM (JWDez)
A bunch of steppe tribes that we call the Yamnaya overran Europe somewhere around 4,500–5,000 years ago. Yamnaya comes from a Russian word for "pit", and refers to their characteristic pit burials -- we don't know what they called themselves.
This resulted in massive replacement of the indigenous European male DNA with Yamanaya male DNA, while the European female DNA continued on.
I'd say "guess what happened there", but we know what happened there, don't we? The men got whacked and the women became sex slaves/concubines/what have you.
One of those things that's not pleasant to think about.
I suspect that there's an awful lot of Russian DNA in today's Germans, dating from 1945 or thereabouts, and an awful lot of Japanese DNA in today's Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, Indonesians...
Our modern concept of body autonomy didn't really arrive until the advent of Christianity, e.g. the idea that raping a woman was an offense against her personally.
Before that there were punishments for rape, but most of the jurisprudence seems to be based on compensation for damaging another man's property.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:02 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:58 AM (JS6jE)
Thanks. That was well handled. A decade was a long time to work on his Trump impression. Nice to see someone learned, imagine an entire party of Republicans dealing with leftists like this.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 01:03 AM (vE0+H)
RR supposedly once autographed his book, and joked, "Let me know if it's any good. I might read it myself."
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:03 AM (RCjYY)
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There ya go, un-funnin' the thread again...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 01:04 AM (q2/In)
I suspect that there's an awful lot of Russian DNA in today's Germans, dating from 1945 or thereabouts, and an awful lot of Japanese DNA in today's Chinese, Koreans, Filipinos, Indonesians...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
One of the reasons people are frequently surprised by their "23 and me" results. "What do mean, I'm 3% Turkish?"
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:05 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 12:56 AM (JS6jE)
Bomb the Shiite mosques. Bomb Shiite seminaries, or whatever fills that role. Bomb Shiite "holy" sites. Bomb civil services offices, government departments. Make it life-threatening to hold a job with the regime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 01:06 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:06 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 12:38 AM (QGaXH)
Do they not have a fluid coupling between the front and rear axles? My old '96 Jeep Grand Cherokee had full time 4WD, but there was a fluid clutch between the front and rear drive shafts that would permit a slight RPM difference between the two axles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 12:42 AM (1z8ji)
I can't speak to that. I only know what I read in the owners manual. There's a little leeway if the tires are fairly new, but not much. I would think there would be a robust market for used Subaru tires of various tread depths.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 01:07 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 12:59 AM (VHUov)
My argument against rape being a capital crime would lean more toward the false accuser problem and less to what some evil motherfucker might choose to do when weighing up various risks, which as you alluded to, they are probably not doing very well to begin with.
Disposing of a body, for example, invites more problems and probably more witnesses. It's not cut and dry for even the most logical rational person.
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 01:08 AM (vE0+H)
“From a gentleman at a FL CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations), to Muslims:
‘Why are we living in the US? The only answer I believe is excusable & justifiable is if we are living here to shift this country’s political and spiritual direction together.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:09 AM (JS6jE)
It's not cut and dry for even the most logical rational person.
Posted by: ...
* nods *
Fair points.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:09 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:05 AM (VHUov)
I've got little bits of all kinds of weird shit in there. The mystery was solved to some extent when I found some ancestors living in the dock areas of London from the time period when the Brits were going literally everywhere, and bringing native sailors back with them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:10 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:10 AM (RCjYY)
‘Why are we living in the US? The only answer I believe is excusable & justifiable is if we are living here to shift this country’s political and spiritual direction together.
Posted by: Braenyard
I think he said the quiet part out loud.
Not that they've ever been very quiet about it.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 12:48 AM (RCjYY)
There's an old joke about a Chinese laundry owned by Sven Johnson....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (QGaXH)
oy Behar: "Jesus himself did not run around saying, ‘I’m the Messiah, I’m the Messiah.’"
Sara Haines: "That’s exactly what Jesus said, ‘I am the Messiah!’"
Joy Behar: "No, he did not! Jesus was more modest than that. Listen I knew Jesus, okay?."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:13 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Braenyard
Joy Behar is Judas Iscariot in drag?
[reference: The myth of The Wandering Jew.]
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 21, 2026 01:16 AM (JWDez)
Some movie I saw with Mathew Broderick (I think). Underage kid presents a phony driver's license at a big Las Vegas hotel & casino:
"Let's see... you are Mr. Gus Papodopoulos? And you're from... Yuma, Arizona?"
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:16 AM (RCjYY)
A rabbinical scholar gets word that there may be some original copies of ancient documents in some of the Chinese synagogues, so he travels there to look into it.
He walks in and asks for the rabbi he's been corresponding with. A Chinese-looking fellow says "That's me... how can I help you?" The Ashkenazi scholar says "I'm the one who's been writing to you about those old documents." The Chinese-looking guy stares at him and says "That's funny. You don't look Jewish."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:16 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (JS6jE)
She knew Jesus? I thought she was old but dayummm....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 01:17 AM (QGaXH)
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Why not?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:13 AM (JS6jE)
Daniel Ortega could probably be co-opted. He is old, and he is a rational actor. His country is hurting economically. Butter him up, tell him that he will be remembered as a hero for playing ball with the USA, and saving the country from poverty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 01:18 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's Phone) at July 21, 2026 01:19 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Reforger at July 21, 2026 01:21 AM (RVv7x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:21 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:22 AM (IG3/x)
Joy Behar: "Jesus himself did not run around saying, ‘I’m the Messiah, I’m the Messiah.’"
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (JS6jE)
So then why did they crucify Him?
Posted by: ... at July 21, 2026 01:23 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The only way we are going to achieve hemispherical independence is for everyone to be on the same page. Trump backed 8 elections in S. America and all of them won. Brazil will be a biggey but Central America will be a feather.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:23 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:27 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2026 01:27 AM (5UTWB)
Would it be racist of me to disagree with a Proud black man?
Posted by: goatweed at July 21, 2026 01:28 AM (jK3NL)
Posted by: raimondo at July 21, 2026 01:32 AM (anrvG)
Do you have a name, author, date or other info on the lead picture of this thread
It’s something I could see on my wall.
Gotta retire now but will check tomorrow for any responses, knowledge…
Thanks and g’nite all
Posted by: RM at July 21, 2026 01:32 AM (n/1Oj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 21, 2026 01:02 AM (IG3/x)
On the other hand, it was still OK to cut a man’s throat if he raped your sister. Unless he offered to marry her and offered you a nice settlement to seal the deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2026 01:33 AM (Sxl5b)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at July 21, 2026 01:34 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Nonsense. She's too stupid to understand 3 syllable words.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 21, 2026 01:36 AM (DZ9Lv)
Do you have a name, author, date or other info on the lead picture of this thread
It’s something I could see on my wall.
Posted by: RM
Curtis Kautzer.
Shutterstock & iStockphoto links:
https://tinyurl.com/47yx5ys2
https://tinyurl.com/4dhre74m
Posted by: mikeski is helping! at July 21, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)
‘Why are we living in the US? The only answer I believe is excusable & justifiable is if we are living here to shift this country’s political and spiritual direction together.
Posted by: Braenyard
I think he said the quiet part out loud.
Not that they've ever been very quiet about it.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (VHUov)
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THEY'RE HERE!
https://t.co/AZo3NyoxtY
Philistines upon you, America!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 21, 2026 01:39 AM (5UTWB)
I think she's related to Steve Forbes & that her worth is in the tens of millions. She's an LBTQ California DEM. Scary!
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:39 AM (RCjYY)
By this time 57 years ago, Neil and Buzz were back inside the Eagle, hatch closed and re-pressurized. They had some chores to do inside, and also answer some questions from the geologists, who were just on the edge of their seats on the ground wanting to know all sorts of stuff.
They finally we on sleep period at 4:25AM, and weren't awakened until 11:13 AM. Buzz just curled up on the floor and Neil rigged himself a hammock of sorts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 21, 2026 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Because Americans aren't used to hearing thst particular vernacular when discussing sports, and the coach was white while the opposing player was black.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 21, 2026 01:41 AM (ZceAD)
CENTCOM doesn't release casualty figures for servicemen who are so lightly wounded, they're returned to duty immediately.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 01:43 AM (RCjYY)
Top pic reminds me of... some local places, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)
Nicaragua's president has declared his government will no longer hold elections.
Daniel Ortega, who has held a tight grip on power in the Central American country since 2007, told a rally on Sunday that he would stay in power when his term ends next year and pledged to abolish voting.
"There will never be elections here again," Mr Ortega, 80, said, ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:51 AM (JS6jE)
Top pic reminds me of... some local places, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)
Seconded! My yard has some cars and old buildings, but it's much greener than that picture. Had brief but heavy rain shower late this afternoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 01:53 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:53 AM (JS6jE)
I've lost trust in the weather people, due to the fear pr0n and doomcasting.. seems it's never quite as hot (or cold, in winter) as they predict.
Anyway-- it was nice to not roast for a change.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)
"There will never be elections here again," Mr Ortega, 80, said, ...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 01:51 AM (JS6jE)
Well, that's plain foolish. He had the elections rigged so he would always win, anyway. But the illusion was preserved.
The die-hard Sandinistas call him "Somoza leche". Somebody will shoot him, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 01:57 AM (1z8ji)
If you mow your lawn... and find a car... you might just be a redneck...
Only 2 vehicles in my yard, LOL. One hasn't been started since the 80s. Belonged to hubby's dad, parked because the brakes went out (I think?). I weed-whack around it from time to time.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
She was raped. Period, the end. I guess I should've said, "it wasn't a very good rape CASE."
Posted by: mnw
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YES, you should have said that. I blame you entirely.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 02:00 AM (mmrXZ)
Well, according to Retardo, that means, "Trump is hiding the casualties."
It's easy to see why CENTCOM wouldn't want to release any information which might be useful to our enemies, i.e., by letting IRGC know exactly where their missiles are hitting.
But Retardo detects a Trumpian lie!
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 02:00 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
Only 2 vehicles in my yard, LOL. One hasn't been started since the 80s. Belonged to hubby's dad, parked because the brakes went out (I think?). I weed-whack around it from time to time.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 01:58 AM (rdVOm)
Oh, I know where they all are. Been shuffling stuff around. Moved a Studebaker pickup from its place near the end of the barn, and dragged up a tall warehouse ladder to the end of the barn. Got to steady that thing up, so I can climb it and replace the hayloft door that blew down in a windstorm. Might just back up a Suburban to each side of the ladder so it cannot topple sideways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:03 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The Reverse Wheel Chock maneuver.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 02:05 AM (VHUov)
Some days I just can't even... anything. But it's situational I guess.
Used to be so energetic and determined and now can't find energy very often.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
I'm flattered by your interest.
After the rape, he stepped outside in his underwear & screamed threats at someone who was just passing by. "What are you looking at, mfer? Get the hell out of here!" kind of thing.
That evidence made the rape charge stronger to the jury, I think, i.e., that he was out of control. They didn't just have to take the flaky victim's word all by itself. There was this other incident too.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 02:07 AM (RCjYY)
That vehicle is too far gone
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2026 02:09 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 02:10 AM (RCjYY)
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 02:05 AM (VHUov)
Heh. I have used a Suburban or other vehicle on several occasions to provide a block to the base of a ladder, so it doesn't kick out at the bottom while I am on it. I am leery of ladders. This "stocking ladder" I have is really a metal staircase on wheels. I think it might have been an airplane boarding ladder in a previous life, but it is quite similar to those rolling staircases you see in big box stores like Home Depot. It has proven useful. Feels much more secure than an extension ladder. Problem with the barn site is the ground is dirt, and not level.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:11 AM (1z8ji)
Depends on what a person wants to do with it, I'd imagine. Parts, maybe. Patterns for after-market.
Or just yard decor, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)
Lisa Murkowski is bankrolled by Melinda Gates !
Sadly, it gets worse.
You know who who funded the initiative to get Ranked Choice Voting installed in Alaska?
Bill Gates.
And who did it benefit?
Lisa Murkowski.
Now do you see why she is a backstabbing RINO on Voter ID?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
What year and model of old truck? Some models are pretty sought-after, and some you cannot give away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:23 AM (1z8ji)
Depends on what a person wants to do with it, I'd imagine. Parts, maybe. Patterns for after-market.
Or just yard decor, LOL.
Posted by: JQ
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Autotraders has (it looks stock) a 39 Ford, just out of storage for 18K. All the 36 Chevys were not stock with prices to match. I like the looks of the Chevy, more, aggressive. The Ford looks family but, if one won the lottery, either one would be cool.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:26 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
66 Chevy... just a minute, need to go check model...
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)
Treasonous.
Judas Pence (Mr Upright) took the Koch money to backstab 72+ million voters.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:28 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)
"I'll give ya a hunnerd bucks for it..."
or 2 hundred.
Hubby ran them off!
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2026 02:07 AM (RCjYY)
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Yeesh. I guess prosecutors have seen a few things.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 02:37 AM (mmrXZ)
Treasonous.
Judas Pence (Mr Upright) took the Koch money to backstab 72+ million voters.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:28 AM (JS6jE)
Yeah, we need some real investigative reporting into how somehow Politicians suddenly make YUGE dollars, while in office, or sometimes even out of office.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2026 02:43 AM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:44 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Romeo13
I'd be happy to receive a few hundred thou in "loan repayments" right about now!
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:50 AM (1z8ji)
Lisa Murkowski is bankrolled by Melinda Gates !
Sadly, it gets worse.
You know who who funded the initiative to get Ranked Choice Voting installed in Alaska?
Bill Gates.
And who did it benefit?
Lisa Murkowski.
Now do you see why she is a backstabbing RINO on Voter ID?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)
That ain't her only source of bakshish. That bitch is rolling in it and will for a very long time. She really needs to have a heart attack and get the fuck outta government.
Her daddy was a coward who ran after 9/11. She's an idiot who does what she is paid to do. AK has suffered more than our fair share for her venal asshattery.
She really is a money whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 02:51 AM (bl07w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2026 02:51 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Thanks for the quick research, AOP! Body is straight, looks good, but bed is rusty (of course) after sitting outside for so long. Trim, glass, lenses & bumpers intact. Interior.. worn but not destroyed. Iirc, hubby said the motor was "rebuilt" by an amateur & bored to the max (some HS kid?) so probably needs new small block or sleeved. Believe it's a 350, so parts/replacement engine would be no problem. Single reservoir master cylinder would need upgrade..
It's beyond me, at this point. 20 years ago? No problem!
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)
@FBIDirectorKash
Jul 20
The 2026 FIFA World Cup was the largest sporting event in the history of the world, shattering previous attendance record by double digits. America- we got it done, ZERO major security incidents across our nation while we hosted the equivalent of 78 super bowls in 38 days, along with 40 base camps, endless fan zones, and celebrations in nearly every state.
President Trump promised his administration would deliver the most safe, secure, and fun environment for FIFA. He started by establishing the White
House FIFA Task Force some 16 months ago, and we got right to work.
...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:53 AM (JS6jE)
I remember falling asleep in Reagan International on J6 (missed my plane back to the West Coast thanks to that ass mayor shutting down the streets so taxis couldn't get in), unable to believe that Mike Pence would certify that election. Then sometime early in the morning, shifting on a couple of ice-cold plastic seats, learning that he in fact did. I can't bring myself to believe he was cold and villainous, but I don't understand that guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 02:54 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 02:58 AM (rdVOm)
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GM never changes anything (or used to) unless they have to.
Had a 57 panel truck with old, old style double o ring motor mounts in the front. Put a much newer engine in it, the block casting still had the front o rings on it even though Chevy had long gone to the side block mounts they didn't change the block casting.
Interchangeable parts forever.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 03:00 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: clarence at July 21, 2026 03:01 AM (1QT7n)
I dunno.. I hate having to think about this kind of shit.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 03:03 AM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)
Bill Gates.
And who did it benefit?
Lisa Murkowski.
Now do you see why she is a backstabbing RINO on Voter ID?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 21, 2026 02:12 AM (JS6jE)
That ain't her only source of bakshish. That bitch is rolling in it and will for a very long time. She really needs to have a heart attack and get the fuck outta government.
Her daddy was a coward who ran after 9/11. She's an idiot who does what she is paid to do. AK has suffered more than our fair share for her venal asshattery.
She really is a money whore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 02:51 AM (bl07w)
AK has a parliament now because Lisa Murkowski has to be kept in office. But who knew the Gateses want America to have a parliamentary system of government?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:21 AM (8l6/L)
‘Why are we living in the US? The only answer I believe is excusable & justifiable is if we are living here to shift this country’s political and spiritual direction together.
Posted by: Braenyard
I think he said the quiet part out loud.
Not that they've ever been very quiet about it.
Posted by: mikeski at July 21, 2026 01:11 AM (VHUov)
Sounds like a violation of the naturalization oath to me.
So bye.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:27 AM (pKv0r)
Since they had a project in common, here's a track that Gossard wrote the music for and played rhythm guitar on, while Cornell wrote the lyrics and sang lead. They are joined by Gossard's future Pearl Jam bandmates Jeff Ament on bass guitar, Mike McCready on lead guitar, Matt Cameron on drums, and Eddie Vedder doing such discreet background vocals that I can't tell it's him.
Temple Of The Dog - Four Walled World (Audio)
https://youtu.be/pUbl2pt11og
For context, TOTD was formed in reaction to the untimely heroin overdose death of singer Andrew Wood, who was Cornell's roommate and the frontman of Mother Love Bone with Gossard and Ament. They only made the one self-titled album (1991) as apparent catharsis, so I think the 'jailer' in "Four Walled World" is probably drugs.
Posted by: SciVo at July 21, 2026 03:30 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 20, 2026 10:43 PM (jU8k
Should CBP be abolished as well?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:32 AM (pKv0r)
I dunno.. I hate having to think about this kind of shit.
Posted by: JQ
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I have no idea if this makes any sense for your situation, but what about making the changes and not (ugh) waiting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 03:32 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2026 12:49 AM (Sxl5b)
I FEEL THE URGE THE GROWING NEED
TO FUCK THIS SINFUL CORPSE
Posted by: Slayer at July 21, 2026 03:34 AM (pKv0r)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:35 AM (pKv0r)
Some broad was at the grocery store entrance, trying to gather signatures for it. She gave me the sob story and I, unaware of the ranked choice aspect, simply told her: "No. I believe a person should at least join a club, before trying to choose its leadership."
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You make a good point. Yes, there's little (if any) hope that hubby will ever come home. He's not on hospice yet, but it's coming...
Denial? Not really. I'm just not willing to let it all go yet. It's like admitting defeat, in a way. Ugh. I hate this.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:40 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2026 03:40 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:21 AM (8l6/L)
There is a huge sign in Meadow Lakes (north of Wasilla, on the highway) that says DUMP MURKOWSKI. Has been there about six years now, and gets new paint every so often. Nobody likes that bitch, but she keeps getting back in office. Like I said, she needs to have a heart attack or something equally as debilitating and leave government forever. We are so done with Princess Lisa.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 03:43 AM (bl07w)
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:40 AM (rdVOm)
Could be a new beginning. Those are usually a lot of fun, if you choose to make it so.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 21, 2026 03:44 AM (bl07w)
Denial? Not really. I'm just not willing to let it all go yet. It's like admitting defeat, in a way. Ugh. I hate this.
Posted by: JQ
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Understandable. Maybe take baby steps. Keep visualizing the change.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 21, 2026 03:47 AM (mmrXZ)
Hard to think about "fun" right now. Really fucking hard.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 03:49 AM (rdVOm)
One, of things to do before hubby passes. Changing titles and so forth, which I need to meet with lawyer about. Soon.
Two, of things to do right afterward. Final arrangements and stuff like that. Family stuff.
And then the "who gets first choice of what" lists...
*sigh*
And so it goes.
Posted by: JQ at July 21, 2026 04:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: m at July 21, 2026 04:16 AM (faghi)
Posted by: raimondo at July 21, 2026 04:23 AM (anrvG)
Sounds like a violation of the naturalization oath to me.
So bye.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 21, 2026 03:27 AM
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Yes, actions should have consequences.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 21, 2026 04:28 AM (4dRXe)
Posted by: Common Tater
This guy's fault
https://tinyurl.com/2wes3n44
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