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Maine Democrats' Debate to Replace Graham Platner Sparks Question, "Say, Why Did We Get Rid of Graham Platner?"
Maine Democrats staged a Candidate Cattle Call last night.
The Context: Maine Democrats held a televised debate on July 16, 2026, as they sprint to replace Graham Platner, who withdrew from the race following sexual assault allegations. The newly nominated candidate will face long-time Republican Senator Susan Collins in the November 3 general election. Immigration & ICE: The debate was heavily dominated by discussions of immigration and law enforcement, following a fatal shooting by an ICE agent in Biddeford just days prior. All participating candidates called for the abolition of ICE. Pressed for practical reforms under the current Trump administration, candidates advocated for mandatory body cameras, banning masks for agents, and stripping them of immunity.The debate featured a diverse selection of morons, half-wits, and the mentally ill. A good cross-section of the Democrat Party, then. And of course one man who just showed up to say he wants to use the women's bathrooms and changing rooms.
5 Takeaways From a Maine Debate That Showed Replacing Platner Isn't Easy Maine Democrats vying to become the state’s new Senate nominee met, and mostly agreed, at a debate filled with halting answers and stilted deliveries. As Maine Democrats rush to replace Graham Platner with a new Senate nominee, eight candidates gathered on Thursday night for a debate that starkly showed the party's challenge in unseating Senator Susan Collins, the incumbent Republican. The implosion of Mr. Platner, who dropped out days after being accused of rape, has left Maine Democrats choosing from a sparse buffet of candidates who either lost primaries for other offices this year or lack any traditional résumé to run for the Senate. The contenders are sprinting through a truncated primary process that will culminate on July 25 with a nominating convention where roughly 600 party delegates will choose the nominee. The winner will plunge immediately into a race widely seen as crucial to the battle for control of Congress. Onstage at a TV studio in Portland, all of the candidates were quick to highlight their anti-Trump bona fides and promoted a broad playbook of progressive policies to appeal to Democratic primary voters.I think the cattle call consisted of two panels of four each.
Here are five takeaways from the hastily arranged debate, where the candidates had to be split up into two groups because there were so many of them: Maine Democrats don't exactly have a deep bench. The debate's first hour included four leading candidates with something notable in common: They all recently lost Democratic primaries for higher office in the state. Halting answers. Convoluted responses and stilted deliveries. Former State Senator Troy Jackson, Secretary of State Shenna Bellows and Jordan Wood, a former congressional aide, all struggled to match the forceful message and rhetorical prowess of Mr. Platner, whose rallies electrified voters over the last year.Below, some highlights. It's pretty amazing.
... The candidates love Platner's policies but not the man. All of the candidates tried to thread a fine needle on Thursday night: They wanted to embrace the grass-roots energy that Mr. Platner captured and the policies he ran on, while not condoning the behavior that drove him from the race. For Mr. Jackson, that meant celebrating Mr. Platner's support for "Medicare for all" -- a policy Mr. Jackson has long supported. Dr. Shah pointed approvingly to Mr. Platner's long-stated desire to abolish Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
MODERATOR: "What qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate?"
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 17, 2026
Maine Democrat Ashley Webb: "I'm a songwriter and I write my own books." pic.twitter.com/csMIFkmt4Q
Ashley Webb - a Democrat contender to replace Graham Platner for U.S. Senate:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 17, 2026
"I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to use the bathroom...if they want me to use the men's room I will but I don't want to be assaulted." pic.twitter.com/ckiNs08hi9
Checking in on the Maine Senate Debate:
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) July 17, 2026
“I believe they called it pork bellying by cutting out the pork belly from all the bills, sure that would save a lot of money as well…” pic.twitter.com/Gv66Ks43rh
Starting to feel bad for these Maine Democrats 😬
— Senate Republicans (@NRSC) July 17, 2026
SHENNA BELLOWS: "I have many ideas on this one."
MODERATOR: "Give me an example..."
BELLOWS: *buffers* pic.twitter.com/ifdM00tTWl
Maine Democrat Shenna Bellows can't answer the most basic question:
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 17, 2026
Q: Would you approve of ending daylight savings?
BELLOWS: There are reasons for and against.
Q: Doesn't sound like a lot of conviction.
BELLOWS: I love when it gets light in the morning and dark at night. pic.twitter.com/Y811fZIasR
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2026 02:29 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: nckate at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (2YhKe)
"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks, autistic. Charismatic. Impressive. Jimmy Fallon, 'The Taxi Driver'? Retarded. Not charismatic. Dustin Hoffman in 'Rain Man,' 'I Am Sam'? Look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, 'I Am Sam.' Remember? Went full retard, went home empty-handed."
Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (NcvvS)
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Holy shit this guy's a fucking idiot
Posted by: Lennie from Of Mice and Men at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (HnvTr)
To say nothing of the Methodists...
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Maine Kampf Dem at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (VJX5o)
Anyone here want to bang Ashley? Anyone drunk enough?
In other funny news, the rumors are true. A FIFA halftime show!
WITH MADONNA!
The casting couch screamed in horror that day my friends....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (wOO3z)
And would that apply to all federal agents, or only the ones arresting illegals?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (ExV1e)
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Only 600 Democrats in Maine then?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)
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I don't think there are many branches on this family tree.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
Not enough weed...
Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 02:30 PM (HnvTr)
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The implied question in my head would be:
Could the Democrat Party be becoming a joke party like the Libertarian Party by elevating freaks so frequently?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
Astonishing, isn't it.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
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Janet Mills would have loved to have been the nominee if everyone had just let her have it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Rick Perry at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)
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She could do my job!!
Posted by: Al Sleet, Your Hippy Dippy Weatherman at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (n9eFH)
Principled Democrats.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (Fi81e)
Astonishing, isn't it.
not really, I'm up in Maine a lot
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (ZpG08)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: nckate at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Ashley at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM
++++++++++
It's a straight line.
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)
Only 600 that matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)
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After a few drinks, I love it when it gets dark in the morning and light at night, or something like that.
Kittens! Have I mentioned that I love kittens! And puppies!
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (sFNX2)
Webb.
wow
apparently this dude claims to be a real female
he bleeds from his butt and everything
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:34 PM (j+aD2)
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'Cause of the widespread lunacy of a party that would spend a season selling that there was nothing that wrong in accidentally getting an SS tattoo and jacking off in shitboxes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:35 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 02:35 PM (OXYE0)
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:35 PM (j+aD2)
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This guy makes Jim Comey sound like Socrates.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:35 PM (/bHKT)
The dude is an absolute loon.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (mkw2N)
Holy shit is there not a single person with a crumb of charisma in the entire state of Maine? Sadly, Democrats have to woo people.
There is! He's just also a rapist
Hundreds of war crimes against Iraqi civilians, including women and children? I sleep. One rape of a white woman? CANCEL THIS MONSTER NOW.
Troy IS Maine charisma. That dude is the guy you run into at the corner store and chat with for 10 minutes over a cheap coffee and he always has a story about something. My guy is real.
I’m not gonna lie, they all suck. I like Jackson, but not sure he has IT. His performance tonight could be better.
Ashely Webb gave me some good laughs!! Who the hell let it on the stage?!
Wood has grifted enough and Maine has made it clear over the last year they’re not interested.
This debate is more consequential than whatever the fuck trumps dementia rambling will be.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (5/BQI)
lots of fodder for his books there
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:35 PM (j+aD2)
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"Did that one...did that one...did that one...Nope. Nothing new here."
-King, doing as you say
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (BI5O2)
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Graduate of the AOC College of Economic Knowledge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ZpG08)
Webb.
wow
apparently this dude claims to be a real female
It wonders where the real men have gone and won't settle for less that a 6' multi-billionaire who looks like Henry Cavill.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (XjfpJ)
I bet he gets PTSD when there's an eclipse.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (wOO3z)
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Meatloaf, beetloaf, I hate meatloaf!
Posted by: Randy at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (Fi81e)
I don't think there was an audience in Maine, but if there had been one I would have been lying in the aisle laughing hysterically before my arrest. He's got my vote.
At the very least Ashley is schizo as I recognized the eyes from my cousin (who did not wear a dress, but thought he wrote songs and could draw).
One summer day in FL the mailman delivered a rolled up scroll in Christmas wrapping paper to our mailbox from him. Similar to a Christmas Cracker with ends tied in paper ribbon.
It had been through the local airport to check for anthrax or worse as it reeked of cig smoke. There was an airport label of the inspection. I guess verification that I did not associate with terrorists.
It was a strange Grandma Moses drawing of a local outdoor rock concert I apparently attended with him and my brother (could not remember).
I nearly died laughing, in horror as the beachtown knew me, and called my mother. She'd gotten similar that week.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (hzuYO)
The dude is an absolute loon.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (mkw2N)
We're hiring!
Posted by: The Harvard Medical School at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (n9eFH)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (5/BQI)
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The bitter, angry fight to be first loser in Maine is just...fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (PIaQL)
#ThreadWinner
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (2YhKe)
So... dead for 4 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Maybe they can replace Tucker's favorite "military" expert Douglas Macgregor. They seem to be a little more intelligent.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (iVhsR)
Hate to say it, but my fav was ... the mentally ill fat tranny. He's just some fat loser who got up there with no fucks given. "Why are you qualified to be a Senator?" "I write songs." At least he's good for some comedy. The others were bogshit awful offal up there.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bete at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (LX4y3)
/scratches head...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (mP0Kj)
Change the name of the place from Maine to Dummyland.
Posted by: A Whole Mess Of Stupid at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (45BvE)
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Graduate of the AOC College of Economic Knowledge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ndZc7)
Its called Pork BARREL not belly.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bete at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (LX4y3)
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In Maine against Collins, it's more like 30% of the vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (/bHKT)
Wow. That's quite the take. I wonder how many leftist white women are happy to discover that their fellow travelers wouldn't blink an eye at them being raped.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ZpG08)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ZpG0
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* buzzer *
The judges were looking for "by staging a raffle", staging a raffle.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)
I guess time was short.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (XjfpJ)
They ain't. You get this kind of shit show because that's what comes from the North East.
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (7wXA5)
Now I know what Lovecraft meant by "The Innsmouth Look"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ZpG0
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (xcxpd)
Wow. That's quite the take. I wonder how many leftist white women are happy to discover that their fellow travelers wouldn't blink an eye at them being raped.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)
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"Someone will touch me sexually?!"
-AWFL
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ZpG0
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* golf clap *
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:40 PM (/bHKT)
Probably twice, like a bad case if Mittelschmerz, but for fags.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)
Wow. That's quite the take. I wonder how many leftist white women are happy to discover that their fellow travelers wouldn't blink an eye at them being raped.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)
I wasn't sure if they OP meant that he agreed to ignore the war crimes or if he meant we should ignore the rape as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)
So... dead for 4 years?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)
It's brain has been, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)
Cuz that would be like all cool and shit.
Ok, moving on.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (/bHKT)
Too bad he dropped out so we'll never know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (PIaQL)
"And this Karen too."
Worthy of Honorable Mention at least.
>Maine Moonbat Elizabeth Dickerson (Democrat, obviously) says she is running for Senate because she is "very interested in climate."
https://tinyurl.com/bdhp7y6t
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Rex B at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (NY5LD)
Contrast and compare: (daily mail of course)
mol.im/a/15985025
Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (3uBP9)
OMG. That woman is not well. I'm serious. She's not mentally ill in a colloquial or dismissive sense. She is literally pathologically mentally ill.
Her eyes can't focus, she's fidgeting like Hunter Biden after a cocaine OD, she's barely making sense, her facial expression is blank, and she looks like she just got out of bed.
She has no idea what planet she's on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (OXYE0)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
Wait... it's got the Job NAILED...
I give you... sidestep, from Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALREbJZEZk
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:31 PM (ExV1e)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (6wpGE)
The dude is an absolute loon.
Posted by: bonhomme
He/she/it may feature prominently in GOP ads in the midterms. The face that launched a thousand ads.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Cletus Delroy Spuckler at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (n9eFH)
Cuz that would be like all cool and shit.
Ok, moving on.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (u73oe)
"The graft, obviously."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Meatloaf at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (kAEfL)
She has no idea what planet she's on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Climate in Maine? That's FOGGY or NOR'EASTER.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)
She has no idea what planet she's on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Ok but what are her bad qualities.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (/bHKT)
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Just like a chick!
... if you ignore the part that it's not.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (Fi81e)
I've got another diagnosis.........
Posted by: Preparation H at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (9qk+Q)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (OXYE0)
So I can get the fuck out of Maine, bang 18 year old, female congressional aides, and write lines in legislation that gives billions of dollars to my family owned businesses.
Fuck you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Random PJ at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: sven at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)
I took it as they believe that war crimes have been committed, that this is heinous, and that it's being ignored BUT a guy trips and his cock accidentally ends up in the ass of some woman (allegedly) and everyone is up in arms like it's a big deal.
Maybe that's not how they meant it but I see no reason to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:43 PM (9qk+Q)
They won't let us have Alberta but they might give us $32 worth of glass beads and a woodcut of a beaver.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)
She has no idea what planet she's on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
We just want free healthcare.
Posted by: Disingenuous Commies at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)
OMG. Finally a politician who gets me!
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (We5PL)
Maybe that's not how they meant it but I see no reason to give them the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (ExV1e)
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Probably that Collins voted for the Iraq War which makes her personally responsible for all war crimes committed by the US Armed Forces in Iraq which is worse than Platner raping a Republican.
Listen, they're not electing their pastor, just someone who will vote the right way and not take money from JOOOS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Preparation H at July 17, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)
You can't NOT watch...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (2Ez/1)
My idea of assault is probably different than theirs.
Mine: Men laughing at urinals and pointing with their free hand to the creature before throwing him out and showing his crinoline petticoat.
His/hers/trans/freak: I am more gorgeous than Sidney Sweeney and I will be rape raped (and like it!).
I conclude that public bathrooms are the highlight of their freak day in my anthropology study of trans.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (sYM3s)
He said the perfect joke would have a setup and punchline that are exactly the same. I humbly submit:.
"He claims he ovulates and period blood comes out his anus."
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (/bHKT)
She has a cooter too, (aka “front hole”
what more qualification is really necessary? Isn’t it time we elect a Vagina-American? Penis-Americans are ickyPosted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (2/ueB)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)
The rape of the white woman is not politically useful to him and he probably thinks they are all whores who are begging for it, its the commie position. Thats probably what it is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (n9eFH)
and this too is the story of Graham Platner....
Posted by: sven at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (Int1s)
Because war actions and meanness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)
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They mentioned Iraq and are talking within the context of the Maine Senate race.
It's much more likely it's about Collins voting for the Iraq War than anything about Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (PIaQL)
Sorry about that. We've had some supply chain issues with our lettuce vendor.
Posted by: Taco Bell at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5/BQI)
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Graduate of the AOC College of Economic Knowledge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ndZc7)
Its called Pork BARREL not belly.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)
the use of government funds for projects designed to please voters or legislators and win votes: they should not be allowed to dip into the pork barrel | [as modifier] : wasteful, pork-barrel spending.
origin
late 19th century: from the use of a barrel to keep a reserve supply of meat.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (6wpGE)
If I may suggest, move farther south.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (9qk+Q)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)
Look, I get that "we" need her to remain in the Senate, but for God's sake Maine, find another Republican who doesn't appear to be at death's door all the time.
And, no, she's not alone. 3/4 of the sitting GOP need to be replaced with younger, conservatives not married to the corrupt system in place. As we debate the mental acuity of McConnell and the duplicity of Thune.
*spits*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (jehhT)
Fuck you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (PIaQL)
I would add "Plus, Senators serve for six years so that would be enough to get me a pension for life," but that would require way more civic knowledge than can reasonably be expected. You gotta be a butterface from Georgia to come up with that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (ExV1e)
I promise if it gets men out of ladies' room, I will not assault a guy who thinks he's a chick. I'll even try to ignore you.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (OXYE0)
Eh he admitted to a degree that women's safety is disposable...
Posted by: sven at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (Int1s)
Posted by: Random PJ at July 17, 2026 02:44 PM (+jscL)
; )
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (iVhsR)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (6wpGE)
Meat Whiskey.......Hmmmmmmmmm
Our whiskey is aged in fine meat barrels.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Wow, You watched it?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wOO3z)
....
I conclude that public bathrooms are the highlight of their freak day in my anthropology study of trans.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 02:46 PM (hzuYO)
It is simple, really. If you have more victim points than another person, you are blameless of anything and are immune to punishment for all crimes and should be Senator.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (uhVAy)
The dude is an absolute loon.
Posted by: bonhomme
He/she/it may feature prominently in GOP ads in the midterms. The face that launched a thousand ads.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (5/BQI
____________
See my comment above. Pure comedy gold. I can't believe they let that ... thing ... up on the stage in what was supposed to be a serious debate.
I think we now know why they were so hot for Gay Shit Nazi. As bad as he is, the others are much worse. When you go to a whorehouse and your options are a literal horse, a pig, a goat, and a Golden Corral 3, you take the GC3.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
You can't NOT watch...
Sorry, but where do the flaming clown boners come in?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (ndZc7)
The dems elected a brain damaged guy to the Senate... could barely talk...
Sadly, for them, he got better, and is now one of the few sane voices on that side of the aisle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)
But if it's a tranny, you know he's the submissive partner, and that makes it even worse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)
Dude must have flipped his shit when he saw Tattooine.
See that James? A little Star Trek humor for ya
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (/bHKT)
Set aside the ludicrous nature of the argument at hand, it's an admission that absolutely any effort to curb greenhouse gases is useless because forest fires will put out many times more every year than what gets saved by partially switching to solar, or something.
And no one seems to realize it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (PIaQL)
You can't NOT watch...
Sorry, but where do the flaming clown boners come in?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)
Will it create Zombie Dinosaurs? Tell me it will create Zombie Dinosaurs!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (BI5O2)
Look, I get that "we" need her to remain in the Senate, but for God's sake Maine, find another Republican who doesn't appear to be at death's door all the time.
And, no, she's not alone. 3/4 of the sitting GOP need to be replaced with younger, conservatives not married to the corrupt system in place. As we debate the mental acuity of McConnell and the duplicity of Thune.
*spits*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (jehhT)
Senate does derive from 'old'. The Romans didn't intend it to be quite THIS old though.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)
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Good God, man! Have you looked in a mirror lately? You look like the love child of Meatloaf and Rachel Zegler ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (27aLr)
Maine Democrats: *Empties carnival sideshow onto DNC stage.*
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (Fi81e)
Errata: As it happens, we reported Mr. Webb has a cooter. He does not, in fact have a cooter. We regret the error.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (2/ueB)
You can't NOT watch...
Wasn't this a scene in the movie Broken Arrow?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)
I don't know that we know that at all.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Wow, You watched it?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wOO3z)
======
Collins is going to win by at least 20.
She won by 8 in 2020 (which we're finding out was more compromised that we even thought) and by 37 in 2014.
The whole kerfuffle is hilarious because it's an expensive damaging fight for first loser.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (PIaQL)
@BasilTheGreat
They made a rap to promote The Odyssey (2026)
Yes this is real
Yes it is horrendous
Video: x.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2077759152969953626
7:15 AM · Jul 16, 2026
Chris Gore
@ThatChrisGore
Why is it so important to some that every critic hold exactly the same opinion?
This attitude of intolerance has made discussing films so boring.
My opinion does not invalidate your opinion.
In any case, enjoy this video of
@FilmThreat’s review of The Odyssey to music.
The Only Honest Review of Odyssey Comments As A Song Video based on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYGvGfHhbLs
10:31 AM · Jul 16, 2026
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (iVhsR)
But, obviously, they can adapt.
Male, woman, fruit or flower, there's not a norm in the whole lot of Democratic commie, comb as eating utensil, parents as their foundational pillars through they worked for real cults, China loving, insider trading, yada yada, members of Congress.
Plus he's a Veteran on 100% disability payments with spousal support.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 02:49 PM (ndZc7)
I chose 5'oclock... not somewhere, but HERE!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2YhKe)
I bet you could make an inner sleeve for a whiskey barrel made of jerky. Might ruin the whisky, but I bet that jerky would be dynamite.
My phone does not know the word jerky. Who writes these things, effette New Yorkers? Is this CBD?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (9qk+Q)
I spent some time trying to figure out what kind of a sex act a Golden Corral 3 would be. It must be popular if they have to number them.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
I think they're the ones driving the fire trucks.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Cletus Delroy Spuckler at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (n9eFH)
*Rebel yell, bro!
I think it is hilarious. I am sure I should think this is sad and go flagellate myself with a whip. Yet I choose to laugh instead in my fire retardant handbasket.
This was the FIRST thing I saw on the news today and I am not used to laughing so loudly early in the morning.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 02:52 PM (hzuYO)
I'm glad Maine isn't so far gone that Ashley is the dude that corners you in the bathroom to talk about her period...just online. As nuts as he is, he actually didn't seem as insufferable and smug as someone like Lilly Tino that deliberately goes out to make normies uncomfortable.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 02:52 PM (5/BQI)
Those moderators must have been exercising inhuman levels of facial muscle control.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 17, 2026 02:52 PM (+zMHf)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (OXYE0)
Comedy gold! I like this guy. He can't be real. He's got to be a comedian with a drag gimmick. He looks like a stoned, goofy retard that someone like John Belusi would play back in his heyday.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
--
Finally, someone in modern day American politics that can rival the intelligence of our Founding Fathers!
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (fgSb9)
Posted by: Cletus Delroy Spuckler at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (n9eFH)
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Or your other brother Daryl.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)
Platner was gay too? Why then was he sexually assaulting women?I just thought he was a complete weirdo minus the gay sexual orientation , but I leave it to you, Elric, to clue us all on one who's a secret gay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (yz/88)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (9qk+Q)
The opposite is a Woman.
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (7wXA5)
the fact that 70-90 percent of divorces are started by women says otherwise.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (diia5)
========
"Conservatives aren't allowed to like Idiocracy! It's about W and Trump!"
-the left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: m
That's a lot of wishful thinking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (wOO3z)
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The judges also would have accepted "Poor kids are just as bright as white children."
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (27aLr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (diia5)
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Without the obvious choice of Camacho.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (diia5)
Yeah, we had to cut that scene out, too unbelievable.
Posted by: Idiocracy Editor at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (mP0Kj)
And not just for Maine. The entire country has been watching this fiasco, and I'd guess many people are wondering if the DNC needs to be medicated, but it certainly can't be trusted with power in ANY state.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Cletus Delroy Spuckler at July 17, 2026 02:42 PM (n9eFH)
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Or your other brother Daryl.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)
The 2 Daryls were from...Vermont.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)
The most convincing evidence yet that China is picking our political candidates.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (PIaQL)
Elections in New England do sometimes work like "I'm a Democrat, whoo hoo" and then you get to loaf around and maybe show up to a cocktail party.
Not, however, in Maine where Collins will make you get off your ass.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (gKWVE)
All we get from Platner is big talk about what he *would* do, if he had an ax, and a prostrate male victim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (BI5O2)
Good God, man! Have you looked in a mirror lately? You look like the love child of Meatloaf and Rachel Zegler ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:50 PM (27aLr)
**************
Nay, my good man: Lena Dunham.
His/her favorite tee shirt reads: Assault me...please!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)
You'll remember, Fen, that Platner spoke of wanting to screw another fella in the ass- not in a gay way- but to 'dominate' them. Like a viking. This was per an ex-gf, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (CHHv1)
And not just for Maine. The entire country has been watching this fiasco, and I'd guess many people are wondering if the DNC needs to be medicated, but it certainly can't be trusted with power in ANY state.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
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I don't think these sorts of things translate well to other states. Neighboring states, especially small states like in New England, I would imagine the effect larger (could make the NH senate race closer, maybe), but are the people of NC going to equate Roy Cooper with Graham Platner?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (PIaQL)
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I don't think there are many branches on this family tree.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 02:32 PM (/bHKT)
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In genealogy I believe they call it a "family stump."
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (27aLr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
Whoa! Let's not be so hasty here...
Posted by: Muhammed at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (5/BQI)
So, no, the rest of the debate wasn't "smarter."
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (fgSb9)
During the breaks, they were mainlining Botox.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Lorne Michaels at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM
###
It's got electrolytes. Plants love it.
Posted by: Brawndo at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)
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I know. I reflected on that for about 2 seconds.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)
Platner was posting about fantasies about doing other men LIKE A VIKING if they broke into his home.
That's pretty gay in my book.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (CHHv1)
======
Partisans are partisan.
For most, it's like having a favorite football team and only paying attention when they get to the Super Bowl. However, there are only two teams in American football politics, and the team always makes the Super Bowl.
It's just a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (PIaQL)
Platner was gay too? Why then was he sexually assaulting women?I just thought he was a complete weirdo minus the gay sexual orientation , but I leave it to you, Elric, to clue us all on one who's a secret gay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)
_______
He bragged about jerking off in porta-potties. He bragged that he would anally rape men to show his dominance.
There is no straight guy on the planet who would do such things, let alone admit them publicly.
Dude is gaaaaaaaaaaay.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
My Magik 8-Ball says: "No frickin way!"
Posted by: Gref at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (WVdA/)
So, no, the rest of the debate wasn't "smarter."
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (fgSb9)
At some point just being there is guilt by association. This is the future leader of your party?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (9qk+Q)
Yeah.
That's when you see the dental work crafted from hardwood and barnyard animals' castoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (27aLr)
NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (/bHKT)
Only the messenger.
I've said it many times before. It's magical thinking.
They really do believe if they can just find the right incantation, they can alter our perceptions of reality to match their own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (FZ29D)
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I'm going to have this printed on a T-shirt...to show how smart I am.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (fgSb9)
Troy Jackson: "We have some common ground here, I think. For example, I'm quite sure we all put our pants on before our shoes so as to allow our legs to slide in easier."
Shenna Bellows: "You..I mean....THAT WORKS? I never even considered...That's amazing. I mean...that REALLY works?"
Ashley Webb: "Oh, that's great. But, also a result of privilege. I don't WEAR pants!!! And, if I were allowed to do my business in the Girl's Room, I could show you right now."
Moderator: "Ms. Bellows, please put your shoes and slacks back on. This is being televised."
Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske)
That's pretty gay in my book.
Right?
Posted by: Liberace's candelabrum at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: AOC at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (YSQQv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (zZu0s)
I got news for him.....
Posted by: Ice-T at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: BELLOWS at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: The Bern at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)
Remember when Trump fired Comey? Colbert was broadcasting his live show and the audience started cheering. The left had been arguing for Comey to be fired for some time.
But Colbert voxplained to them that this was now bad and after about 5m of him haranguing them they all started booing Comey being fired.
This was a case of seeing the NPC software being updated live.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)
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I'm going to have this printed on a T-shirt...to show how smart I am.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 02:58 PM (fgSb9)
it does seem better than the alternative.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)
You can't NOT watch...
Sorry, but where do the flaming clown boners come in?
****
They are why the dumpster is on fire.
Posted by: clarence at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (1QT7n)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
🤣
Now for the serious side: Law school quiz? 😬
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (NFX2v)
lots of fodder for his books there
It turns out random small towns in Maine are an excellent setting for horror stories.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2ocoG)
Collins, meanwhile, is reported to have an $8 million war chest. I think she must now be regarded as the favorite.
However Cooper (D) in NC is cruising for the GOP seat previously held by Tillis (R). Cooper leads by even more than Ossoff does in GA, even though Ossoff ia an incumbent.
The Senate race in MI is quite interesting, & might yield a GOP pickup. Esp so if the DEMs nominate that "abolish the police" jihadist El-Sayed. He seems to have a good chance of winning the DEM primary.
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (OXYE0)
PSA!!!
How to spot a Communist (and remember kids, Socialism is a gateway to Communism !)
"Wasson Watch Co.
@WassonWatch
1h
Look out for Communists
https://tinyurl.com/yfr9hj5s "
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: BELLOWS at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
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I don't think these sorts of things translate well to other states. Neighboring states, especially small states like in New England, I would imagine the effect larger (could make the NH senate race closer, maybe), but are the people of NC going to equate Roy Cooper with Graham Platner?
At some point just being there is guilt by association. This is the future leader of your party?
Yup. That was my point. If your party is that stupid in Maine, you have to start wondering about your own state.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)
The rapist Nazi was the best they had.
Posted by: huerfano
==============
I bet that Council of 600 tries to get him back on the ballot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
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Heard a recent interview with somebody from (IIRC, The Media Research Center) reporting on a study they did of the Platner Nightmare in Maine.
Turns out that something like 54% of Americans get their news from one or more of the following 5th Column Commie Propaganda Mills: Apple News, Google News, Yahoo News, and NPR.
UNEXPECTEDLY, in analyzing the past coverage of those four rags of this Maine Senate race, the found virtually zero stories about the Platner Idiocies.
So, basically half the country presumably has no clue about those controversies ...
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (27aLr)
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 02:55 PM (27aLr)
NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 17, 2026 02:57 PM (/bHKT)
/Golf Clap...
One from the Vaults...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (wvc0i)
From the cheap seats, it doesn't look like they can.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (wOO3z)
Posted by: m
That's a lot of wishful thinking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (wOO3z)
Yes, but ... maybe?
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
*************
I kept waiting for his right eye to twirl around like Marty Feldman's!
Ashley has my illegal vote!
If she stood next to the Maine Governor Mills I think the thin veil will rip and the matrix be revealed, nuclear fission and volcanos erupting in cheetos during massive earthquakes and tsunamis. In other words, End Times.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (hzuYO)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's embarrassing rant last night about an election he lost six years ago made two things very clear:
1. He's not focused on making life better for Americans. Not even close.
2. We should act now to counteract any efforts to undermine our elections.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
That's pretty gay in my book.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (gKWVE)
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Especially when it doesn't make sense as to whom he's sending that message to.
A guy who's likely going to get raped more in prison? The prisoners who would rape that guy themselves?
Who?? But Platner apparently has put some thought into this, but we can't tell what thought that is.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: BELLOWS
Sure, rub it in.
Posted by: Pandas at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)
Weren't there 3 Daryls?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
Yes but one actually spoke so I gave him a break.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (uhVAy)
She's a free diversity score that doesn't immediately look like one.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (27aLr)
Wait, Trump gave a speech last night?
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)
________
She's been major characters in movies that made billions of dollars. She is a thing. I don't understand why she ever became a thing, but she is.
She's also an attractive "black" actress who everyone knows is a lefty, but she's smart enough to not go out there like Rachel Zegler and shit over the potential audience for her movies.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 02:59 PM
=========
Why don't we hide behind that row of hanging chainsaws?
Posted by: Clueless Blonde Teenage Girl at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (2Ez/1)
BELLOWS: I love when it gets light in the morning and dark at night.
How old is she and how long did it take her to grasp this fact of life? What an idiot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (s9VOe)
One of the sterling individuals on the stage was Shenna Bellows, Maine's infamous Secretary of State. I say 'infamous' because you might remember her attempt to keep Trump off the Maine GOP primary ballot over the insurrection clause until crushed like a bug by SCOTUS.
I did not recall that,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (D+BhG)
Posted by: Octochicken at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (wvc0i)
Trump's embarrassing rant last night about an election he lost six years ago made two things very clear:
1. He's not focused on making life better for Americans. Not even close.
2. We should act now to counteract any efforts to undermine our elections.
Oh, f*cking go die already, you sniveling twatwaffle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: BELLOWS at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (/bHKT)
I will never be the same.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Seems Legit
It is odd...there must have been a screening criteria? How did some of these wackjobs make it onto the state? We don't typically let losers with only a handful of supporters onto the big stage (like Lord Binface in the UK).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (RCjYY)
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Cooper is running behind Cunningham's numbers from summer of 2020, and Cunningham lost in 2020. NC summer polling is notoriously bad.
Republican gains in registrations (from 400,000 Dem to 10,000 GOP advantage) since Cooper last ran for statewide office put him at a disadvantage.
He last won statewide by 250,000 when there were 400,000 more Dems than GOP in the state.
And, federal races trend more towards pure partisan leaning rather than statewide, state-level races.
The 2026 senate race will be more likely to reflect the 2024 presidential result than anything else.
I suspect Whatley will get a win in the end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (PIaQL)
https://tinyurl.com/yfr9hj5s "
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)cartoons.
They were far too lenient and forbearing. That's how we got in this mess.
When I'm King, it'll be one strike and you're out... in the panther pits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (BI5O2)
is that human
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 02:33 PM (j+aD2)
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Manatee
Still has the word "man" in it though
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (9CZQg)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (sYM3s)
Are they Flamin' Hot Cheetohs?
Posted by: That guy who always misses the main point at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
Yes but one actually spoke so I gave him a break.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM
___________
*polite cough*
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Give that, candidates for public office are usually morons, half-wits, and the mentally ill, with the occasional good citizen who thinks they might volunteer some time to make their community better.
That latter category is very thin.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (wvc0i)
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* Flips Archer the bird *
Posted by: Maine at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
Yup. That was my point. If your party is that stupid in Maine, you have to start wondering about your own state.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (Riz8t)
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"That's just one guy in Maine, another state on the other side of the country. And the party pushed him out."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: nckate
The OG -- Candid Camera
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (DZ9Lv)
But why? Collins has polled as "losing to actual Nazis" her entire career but always wins by double digits.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Seems Legit
It is odd...there must have been a screening criteria? How did some of these wackjobs make it onto the state? We don't typically let losers with only a handful of supporters onto the big stage (like Lord Binface in the UK).
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (5/BQI)
As I said a few years ago... I'm kinda tempted to run for National Public Office... so I can find out what I actually did in the 80's...
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
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I only see TWO!
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)
That's so deep! (scribbles furiously) I'm going to add that to my stump speech.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (D+BhG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ashley Webb at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (IOrPZ)
What are the chances we get a serious DSA candidate from the Dems? I think that Newsom said something about supporting the DSA, but it might have been AI.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (fgSb9)
Weren't there 3 Daryls?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
Forget it he's rolling
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (/bHKT)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Trump's embarrassing rant last night about an election he lost six years ago made two things very clear:
1. He's not focused on making life better for Americans. Not even close.
2. We should act now to counteract any efforts to undermine our elections.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 03:01 PM (ndZc7)
How much would it kill Hillary to see AOC win the Presidency?
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 03:05 PM (6wpGE)
But why? Collins has polled as "losing to actual Nazis" her entire career but always wins by double digits.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (2ocoG)
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Collins outran her polls by 15 points both 2014 and 2020.
And she was within the margin of error against Platner before the last controversy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: nckate
The OG -- Candid Camera
==
Impractible Jokers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I do the NYT spelling bee every day.
Skip nautical terms. They don't exist. Skip botanical terms. They don't exist. Skip almost any scientific term, they MIGHT exist.
I figgered a NY homo
Posted by: MkY at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (j+aD2)
*polite cough*
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)
Oops......
Was never a Bob Newhart fan anyway......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (2YhKe)
A danger to self
A danger to others
Gravely disabled
You be the judge
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (YlWIZ)
He's a freak. But I also think attuned to culture. He got, if nothing else, the different cultures here.
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (7wXA5)
Not one of his stories is about high school football. Attuned to Midwest culture, feh!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Zendaya at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM (IOrPZ)
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM
###
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski at July 17, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)
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LOL
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM (fgSb9)
BELLOWS: I love when I wipe my own butt and when someone else wipes my butt.
I'm a wiper, not a viper!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM (s9VOe)
I'm laughing! it's Friday!
no Hillbitch quotes!
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (j+aD2)
laugh at the fact that Hillz is utterly irrelevant and she hates it. "We must SAVE Chinese cheating !!!"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)
Pick six, people!
Posted by: Coach T. Walz at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (n9eFH)
@NEWSMAX
·
6m
Newly appointed Sen. Darline Graham Nordone is reportedly considering a run for the full Senate term
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)
Platner was gay too? Why then was he sexually assaulting women?I just thought he was a complete weirdo minus the gay sexual orientation , but I leave it to you, Elric, to clue us all on one who's a secret gay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 02:53 PM (D+BhG)
I don't think Platner said the words that he was g*y but he did say if someone ever broke into his house, he would buttf*ck them to show dominance.
All of us other men who smack people in the mouth to show dominance assumed he was admitting he was g*y.
Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)
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Allow me to take a guess.
He was thinking: "I want to tell my girlfriend that I'm a mudjacker just like Obama did that one time, but I don't want to sound as fruity as that guy. I'll go with rape. Much more hetero that way."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (BI5O2)
Is Cthillary saying the stars are right?
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:07 PM
Also receiving votes: Maryland Man.
Posted by: The judges at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (2Ez/1)
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6m
Newly appointed Sen. Darline Graham Nordone is reportedly considering a run for the full Senate term
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)
She found the graft pipeline pretty damn quick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)
See how accurate polling in the same time period in the same state have been in recent history.
Never, ever compare polls from outside the final month of a campaign to polls inside the final month of a campaign. Pollsters run them differently because they are "graded" on how accurate their final polls are, not the ones that were way, way wrong months before (the electorate shifted, my ass).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (PIaQL)
Imagine the psychic turbulence she's generating already. She married Bill to become our first lesbian President and she was deprived of it by Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Men! With icky dangly things!
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG)
==
Weren't there 3 Daryls?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
NO.
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (vDZgA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (OXYE0)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (TezPK)
I don't think Platner said the words that he was g*y but he did say if someone ever broke into his house, he would buttf*ck them to show dominance.
All of us other men who smack people in the mouth to show dominance assumed he was admitting he was g*y.
Posted by: Nelly at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (6+ehB)
Someone breaks into my house, I'm shooting them with hot lead, not a hot load.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 03:02 PM (D+BhG)
___________________________
Yeah, she did it, and a similar clown in Colorado tried too...which was interesting, because Colorado one was triggered by an organization made up of GOP anti-Trumpers filing to keep Trump off the ballot and the Dem SoS went with it.
Both SoS got their posteriors handed to them but the USSC.
Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Good enough for us.
Posted by: Barack Obama and Kamala Harris at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM
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Why not?
Posted by: The ghost of Lurleen B. Wallace at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (2Ez/1)
==
Weren't there 3 Daryls?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
NO.
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (vDZgA)
Biden's inflation was so bad we have an entire extra Daryl
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
NO.
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (vDZgA)
THERE ARE FOUR DARYLS
Posted by: Picard at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)
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False.
SCOTUS has never, ever sided with Trump. Not once.
The entire judiciary only hands Trump loses.
Black pill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (PIaQL)
==
Weren't there 3 Daryls?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:00 PM (2YhKe)
NO.
Posted by: Larry at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (vDZgA)
Buncha fakes!
Posted by: Ernest P. Worrel at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: BELLOWS at July 17, 2026 03:03 PM (/bHKT)
How do you know it goes off?
Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (kAEfL)
>>>
Get a load of this idjit.
Posted by: Chance the Gardener at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wOO3z)
I'm Larry and this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (2e+pG)
At any cost.
Of course she'll run.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (BI5O2)
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6m
Newly appointed Sen. Darline Graham Nordone is reportedly considering a run for the full Senate term
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:08 PM (ZxPkt)
She found the graft pipeline pretty damn quick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)
__________________________
LMAO, the whole point of placing her in the position was so that other parties would not have an unfair advantage in the next election for that position.
I truly, deeply, hate opportunistic politicians.
Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)
Don't ask me to write her speeches for her.
Posted by: Kamala's six year old speechwriter at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (n9eFH)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:11 PM (/WQyy)
One thing I learned from binging all the Euro's in the USA videos, the Scots HATE the Brits. While in Boston, they were petitioning the people to rename it New Scotland instead.
That and they wanted to drink all the beer so England fans didn't get any.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: MkY at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (q6tQZ)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM
Get in line.
Posted by: Karen at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (X7dyz)
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The Silly Party.
That's on track.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Three Darryl Problem.
Posted by: Einstein at July 17, 2026 03:15 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
It might be just a WEE bit premature to set our hair on fire.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:15 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:14 PM (ZxPkt)
Other Darrel was on the grassy knoll?
Posted by: Ernest P. Worrel at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)
I think Tillis deserves some of the blame for the GOP's troubles in NC this year.
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (RCjYY)
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (7wXA5)
Nobody in the Midwest cares about teen angst bullshit. DID WE WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP?
(note: our football team did, indeed win State my senior year. I wasn't on the team but they were pretty good.)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)
Imma gonna guess it'll kill aoc even more when she loses.
Posted by: Will Robinson at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (KmvoS)
Q: Would you approve of ending daylight savings?
BELLOWS: Trump is a rapist and Nazi and threat t o our Democracy!
Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Picard Watching the Office at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
It might be just a WEE bit premature to set our hair on fire.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)
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If she runs (anonymously sourced article about how she's "considering it", so grain of salt), I doubt she gets close to winning.
The Nancy Mace saga from her governor run has told me that the SC primary electorate isn't just running towards familiar names, and Graham's sister doesn't even share Graham's last name. Graham is her middle name, so name recognition will be hard to actually manifest for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (n9eFH)
Or as the Democrats call it: Our Democracy.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (4NO2D)
Nobody in the Midwest cares about teen angst bullshit. DID WE WIN THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP?
(note: our football team did, indeed win State my senior year. I wasn't on the team but they were pretty good.)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)
I scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
Posted by: Al Bundy at July 17, 2026 03:17 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Copernicuss at July 17, 2026 03:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Dr. Alfred Bellows, Cocoa Beach, FL at July 17, 2026 03:17 PM (wVcYX)
That and they wanted to drink all the beer so England fans didn't get any.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)
They may hate the Brits but politically it is because they are not Leftist or Pro EU ENOUGH.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)
I think Tillis deserves some of the blame for the GOP's troubles in NC this year.
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (RCjYY)
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Tillis sucks.
But everything is showing Cooper to be a shockingly weak candidate for someone who is supposedly a "popular former governor" which makes him as close to being an incumbent as you can be without being an incumbent.
His governorship also ended really badly with Helene fuck ups he was directly responsible for, and his policies as governor are tied intimately to the killing if Ilyana.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Darlenes everywhere at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Copernicuss at July 17, 2026 03:17 PM (2Ez/1)
Schrodeingers Darryl?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (mP0Kj)
I spent some time trying to figure out what kind of a sex act a Golden Corral 3 would be. It must be popular if they have to number them.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
A "Golden Corral 3" is someone who is a 3/10 on a scale to the hottest patron of the budget buffet-style restaurant.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Pfft.
Posted by: Hoosier hysteria at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Al Bundy at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (n9eFH)
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You can't even get out of the galaxy, Roddenberry spawn!!
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (Fi81e)
origin
late 19th century: from the use of a barrel to keep a reserve supply of meat.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 02:47 PM (6wpGE)
********************
Ashley Webb thought it was literal pork belly, like she eats when she/he's swanning around town to bougie restaurants and using the lady's room to test outrage.
An easy mistake for the hormone confused wearing a dress off the rack from Target's Trans area/arena/areola.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2YhKe)
I spent some time trying to figure out what kind of a sex act a Golden Corral 3 would be. It must be popular if they have to number them.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
A "Golden Corral 3" is someone who is a 3/10 on a scale to the hottest patron of the budget buffet-style restaurant.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
. . . and somehow, the melty cheese fountain is involved.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Uncle Rico Dynamite at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (kAEfL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)
You can approximate it like this:
E= mc^2
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (/WQyy)
---
Now you know how I felt to see Joe Biden take office.
I had been watching that guy on CSPAN-2 before the Clarence Thomas hearings.
What the fuck, America?!
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
I spent some time trying to figure out what kind of a sex act a Golden Corral 3 would be. It must be popular if they have to number them.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)
A "Golden Corral 3" is someone who is a 3/10 on a scale to the hottest patron of the budget buffet-style restaurant.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER... at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Who at the TV station decided to allow Ashley Webb onto the stage? In NYC a few years back you had "the rent is too damn high" guy , but he at least had an issue. Webb was just a freak who made the whole thing a freakshow
Posted by: Smell the Glove
She just made an existing freak show freakier.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (Cqx++)
A "Golden Corral 3" is someone who is a 3/10 on a scale to the hottest patron of the budget buffet-style restaurant.
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER... at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (mP0Kj)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (PIaQL)
Graham Clapner took an axe
And gave his pecker forty whacks.
When he saw what he had done
He gave his pecker forty one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2026 03:21 PM (s9VOe)
. . . and somehow, the melty cheese fountain is involved.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (wVcYX)
When the guy that did the Chili's 'barbeque sauce' song died, they had the bbq sauce fountain and everyone was given a rib to dip when paying their respects.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:21 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:10 PM
Are we totally ruling out despoiling the body?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:21 PM (4NO2D)
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (PIaQL)
Illiterate asshole.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:21 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)
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It's this type of question that I use AI for...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)
I had been watching that guy on CSPAN-2 before the Clarence Thomas hearings.
What the fuck, America?!
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)
Well, Delaware.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wvc0i)
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I've been hitting the reset button for over thirty years and it still doesn't work
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (iVhsR)
All she has to do is say "I'm just like my brother, but less effeminate. I'll carry on all his policies. And I maintain his connection with all the major donors and Republican Senate grande&ecaute;s who keep the pork flowing to you, his voters."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (Fi81e)
The Milky Way is 120,000 light years large. They couldn't get out of a small quadrant of the galaxy.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (/WQyy)
It's this type of question that I use AI for...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (FZ29D)
I cannot. It goes against the fiber of my being at the moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (2YhKe)
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees to service you and begged you not to leave the Commie-crat Party because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To New England where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice transgender men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)
Seriously ? You didn't play ? But "we" won ?
Dude. You are stereotypical.
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (7wXA5)
i told you it is standard Midwest culture.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)
He/she/it is the Dems idea of reaching out to young white men.
Posted by: Ripley at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (ZxPkt)
Ashley has a very "flat affect."
His is rather so flat it is if a steam roller smushed his face into hot asphalt and he somehow lived.
He has my vote! He and Mitch could sit together crossing the aisle.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 03:23 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM"
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We're still gorging ourselves on ranch dressing.
Posted by: Men's Metric Kickball fans at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)
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Does HTML even work on this board?
It's <sup>, btw.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
. . . and somehow, the melty cheese fountain is involved.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2026 03:19 PM (wVcYX)
ewww
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: The Marching Band at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (/bHKT)
To display the superscript two (²
in HTML, you can use the HTML entity & # 1 7 8 ;
Eliminate the spaces.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (Sy6m/)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER... at July 17, 2026 03:20 PM (mP0Kj)
I'm glad he did, because it looked like it was not being understood by everyone in class.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (6wpGE)
Nominating Graham's sister might be the only way the DEMs stand a chance to pick up this seat.
It's a terrible idea. I keep thinking back to Jean Carnahan's short career in MO. She looked terribly out of her depth in the debate. Reminded me of Adm. Stockdale saying, "Why am I here?"
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (RCjYY)
It didn't kill me but didn't d put me in a coma.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM
Not even a Territorial Champ?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (wvc0i)
unorganized territorial champs, 1798
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)
I had been watching that guy on CSPAN-2 before the Clarence Thomas hearings.
What the fuck, America?!
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Well, first Obama destroyed the Democrat Party. Then, to make up for it, they opened the borders, opened the floodgates of government grant money to NGOs, and started fortifying elections like Chicago through the DNC in other Democrat strongholds in order to make up for it.
And then, weakened and without a message beyond, "Trump is bad because Russia" because Hillary Clinton was deeply unlikeable and awful, they had no candidate who could appeal to anyone other than Bernie Sanders, who could have gone off the reservation given the powers of the presidency (and isn't even a Democrat anyway).
So, they elevated the only possible anti-Bernie left late in the primary process, Biden, and shut down the planet's economy and stoked BLM riots for months in order to convince America to vote for Biden.
When that didn't work, even after months of mail in ballot fraud, they shut down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to barely give Biden a victory.
And, when you take a step back and look at it all, there's only one conclusion to draw:
It's because Trump said pussy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: mrp at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (rj6Yv)
ISWYDT
Got my eye on you for future clever comments.
*does the two finger eye point thing*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:18 PM (/WQyy)
Me too.
I'd laugh til my thorax collapsed and jammed my ribs through my lungs.
My big fear is that the next Dem President won't be as funny as Biden. She'll be a riot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (BI5O2)
Eliminate the spaces.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)
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Yeah, we can do HTML entities. ™
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (kAEfL)
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)
371 Eh, I don't see what would really stop her. SC voters knew and loved Lindsey Graham in spite (or perhaps because) of all his terrible flaws.
All she has to do is say "I'm just like my brother, but less effeminate. I'll carry on all his policies. And I maintain his connection with all the major donors and Republican Senate grande&ecaute;s who keep the pork flowing to you, his voters."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 03:22 PM (BI5O2)
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Her only hope is that her name recognition carries her over a crowded field.
Except she doesn't have name recognition.
She's not former governor Mark Sanford running in a 15 person race in SC-1.
She doesn't even share her brother's last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (PIaQL)
How much would it kill Hillary to see AOC win the Presidency?
Posted by: m
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I think Hillary's already been killed:
1 - Michelle Obama's popularity and wealth
2 - Sasha and Malia's slaggy bullshit and they're probably bigger "gets" than Chelsea
3 - Tim Kaine continues in the senate while she's unemployed
4 - Watching Jill Biden be such a POS fuckup
5 - She set up Kamala for years and Kamala blew it
I think she kibbitzes her t.v. all day. "I could have done it better! Shut up, you idiot! If I'd made it to the White House, NONE of these people would be losing now. I'd have built a machine that would have lasted."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (wvc0i)
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM
Colonial Champs?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)
She's not former governor Mark Sanford running in a 15 person race in SC-1.
She doesn't even share her brother's last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (PIaQL)
Mark Sanford ? Seriously
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (bBCpC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: MkY at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (q6tQZ)
Q: Would you approve of ending daylight savings?
Posted by: Ripley
BELLOWS: I enjoy saving daylight and I enjoy spending daylight.
I just wish that the daylight savings bank had more branches and more ATM machines in Maine's bait stores.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (s9VOe)
Posted by: mnw at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (RCjYY)
She's not former governor Mark Sanford running in a 15 person race in SC-1.
She doesn't even share her brother's last name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:27 PM (PIaQL)
Mark Sanford ? Seriously
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (bBCpC)
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Sanford probably has a better chance than Graham's sister.
But he has no chance.
Sanford will place 5th. Graham's sister will place 8th.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)
......
BATHROOMS
Take a shit at home, asshole. Public restrooms are disgusting enough without you in them.
Freakin' perverts and their bathrooms.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (4NO2D)
2₂
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)
You found the same code I did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (2YhKe)
"1 - Michelle Obama's popularity and wealth
2 - Sasha and Malia's slaggy bullshit and they're probably bigger "gets" than Chelsea
3 - Tim Kaine continues in the senate while she's unemployed
4 - Watching Jill Biden be such a POS fuckup
5 - She set up Kamala for years and Kamala blew it"
Hey. I used to be the next President of the United States!
Posted by: AlGore at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (n9eFH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (vDZgA)
Posted by: Zombie Lindsey at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (kAEfL)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Paul at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (jO13S)
But he has no chance.
Sanford will place 5th. Graham's sister will place 8th.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (PIaQL
I'm not keen on Graham's sister running but I have to think she's doing what Trump and the Governor required her to ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (bBCpC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (wOO3z)
I think he should have a new handle on every thread. Only Two so far on two different threads seems a little lame.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (D+BhG)
They got six years in the Senate.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 03:29 PM (4NO2D)
But lost their 'swing state' status for good. Related? Maybe.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 03:32 PM (/bHKT)
Posted by: davidt at July 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2026 03:31 PM (bBCpC)
Taking his unfilled term makes sense politically, no taking sides unilaterally. Having her backed for the future, nah, I don't like it per se.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)
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72% of Maine Democrats voted for Platner after it was revealed he sexually abused a woman and had a Nazi tattoo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 17, 2026 03:33 PM (PIaQL)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)
Come on ... this has to be bullshit. Surely.
Posted by: Math at July 17, 2026 03:32 PM (7wXA5)
let me explain the concept of a 'joke' to ya.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 03:34 PM (OXYE0)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:30 PM (/WQyy)
I've only seen the 17th green on film...might be a setup.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)
Totally. A president getting a blowjob from an intern is "JUST ABOUT SEX", you prying perverts! Like there's no power imbalance from the Most Powerful Man in the World and an unpaid wannabe.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2026 03:34 PM (OXYE0)
I would. Straight women are low on the victim totem pole.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 03:36 PM (/WQyy)
In 2020 we emerged into a new dynamic and did not know. Some of us survived normally but grumpier and more sarcastic yet more beautiful. Some became ugly trans at rapid speed.
We're watching an old series called The Last Ship on Netflix with Eric Dane (who died in real life recently). The bad people were the immunes for awhile and were taking over the world. Eric Dane was on a ship trying to find the cure during the apocalypse.
I love this show but mostly a hunky Australian guy. However, I do think we crossed the rubicon and were unaware in 2020 as nothing has been the same.
My life is mostly very good in the new paradigm. I was somehow immune but not wanting to take over the world as queen.
Others become trans or think homo intruder thoughts like Platner and Ashley Webb.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 17, 2026 03:40 PM (hzuYO)
See, I can look for a middle ground.
P.S. Commies still will be dropped from helicopters but that will be a different group, state militias.
Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 17, 2026 03:42 PM (DIS3S)
Eliminate the spaces.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)
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Yeah, we can do HTML entities. ™
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)
Wait. Can I make an upside-down exclamation (#161)?
¡
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:44 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 03:48 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 03:32 PM (/bHKT)
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Ace level stuff there. Golf Clap.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2026 03:52 PM (xvV+O)
Nobody can convince me that trannys are really adored. That fat idiot *Ashley" looks like a Reddit moderator.
This isn't 2020 anymore you psycho fag
Nobody cares
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