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Daily Tech News 17 July 2026
Top Story
- TSMC has committed another $100 billion for four new leading-edge 2nm fabs in Arizona. (Tom's Hardware)
I'm not sure exactly why they chose Arizona apart from the fact that China is unlikely to successfully invade, but that seems like a good enough reason.
Tech News
- India has fined Hewlett Packard 1.4 billion rupees for price fixing. (Ars Technica)
About tree fiddy in real money.
- AMD's Ryzen 7700X3D is the company's latest though not newest CPU with what they term "3D-Vcache" - an additional 64MB cache chip stacked on top of the CPU die. (Tom's Hardware)
The problem is that it's not much faster than the existing 7700X unless you're specifically using it to play games, and not much faster than the existing 7600X3D if you are playing games, and both of those chips are around $100 cheaper than the 7700X3D's $329.
- 1Password now lets Claude use your passwords - without giving it access to the passwords themselves. (Nerds.xyz)
Claude sends a request to 1Password, the user approves it, and Claude ends up with access to the desired service without ever seeing the password. It's a pretty elegant solution to a situation set up mostly by crazy people.
- Why is OpenAI selling a ChatGPT basketball? (Tech Crunch)
Good question. Next question.
Disclaimer: Roast loin of... What?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 04:44 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2026 04:44 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2026 04:45 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 17, 2026 04:45 AM (Wejm4)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 17, 2026 04:48 AM (BLOW1)
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2026 04:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 17, 2026 04:49 AM (Wejm4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 04:49 AM (u82oZ)
Are they using cooling fluids other than water for the Data Center? Seems important for AZ agriculture.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 04:52 AM (u82oZ)
Finally (!) whole house is cooled enough to close windows and go to bed...
TGIF!!!
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2026 04:52 AM (rdVOm)
takes internet by storm. Faithpot site :
https://tinyurl.com/3b8744vv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 04:55 AM (Cjc4c)
https://tinyurl.com/2wyr4few
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 04:58 AM (Cjc4c)
You wouldn’t want to put a water intensive industry in Missouri or West Virginia, too much of the wrong sort of water.
Posted by: Accomack at July 17, 2026 05:00 AM (GbONR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 05:02 AM (Cjc4c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 17, 2026 05:03 AM (K861k)
And Canada. Canada is unlikely to successfully invade Arizona.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:08 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:09 AM (6wpGE)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw)
I am NOT going to stay up until 4:00 this morning. not Not NOT! Good night for real, you lovely people.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2026 05:15 AM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 17, 2026 05:15 AM (K861k)
Ill bet you have singing and dancing skills from your drama background. But not the Rockettes style dancing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:16 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 17, 2026 05:19 AM (Wejm4)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:20 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 17, 2026 05:19 AM (Wejm4)
Maybe they can desalinate the Gulf of California.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:23 AM (6wpGE)
LOL. I was more in the straight drama or comedy line.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 05:23 AM (D+BhG)
In that case, go long on reverse osmosis membranes.
Data centers need cooling. There is very active research in new coolants, but water is the cheapest available.
According to Copilot: Chip manufacturing is highly water-intensive, requiring significant amounts of ultrapure water for various processes, with facilities using up to 10 million gallons per day, equivalent to the daily consumption of 33,000 households. TSMC's new facility in Arizona aims to reclaim about 65% of its water usage.
Still a lot of water needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:29 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2026 05:32 AM (V0/Sp)
I had no idea such a large amount of very pure water was needed to make chips.
No wonder China has problems with manufacturing of high end chips. Takes even more effort to purify their water.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:33 AM (u82oZ)
Was up for a bit in middle of the night but didn't look at clock
Should be outta here within 2 hours
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 05:33 AM (Ia/+0)
fab
noun
- a microchip fabrication plant: the process will reduce the environmental damage caused by chip fabs.
- a particular fabrication process in a manufacturing plant: it can only be made using five-layer fabs
verb (fabs, fabbing, fabbed) [with object]
- produce (a microchip).
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:33 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Pete Bogs Agentic alter ego at July 17, 2026 05:34 AM (Wejm4)
Because they think the cheap land will offset the cost of air conditioning.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2026 05:35 AM (V0/Sp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:28 AM (u82oZ)
Hope it's getting better all the time.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:36 AM (6wpGE)
Good to know the jelly isn't all going to chipmunks and grackles.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2026 05:37 AM (V0/Sp)
About tree fiddy in real money."
Well, $1.4 Million USD. Enough to get the attention of a small to medium sized company, but barely a mosquito bite to a company as large as HP.
When fines are only a "cost of doing business", then the punishments need to be something they can't ignore.
Perhaps pass a law that removes legal protection for the company's copyrights and patents inside your company specific to the devices they were selling related to the conviction for cartel-like behaviour.
"Hey everyone, it's open season on HP's ink, its printer cartridges, its printers, and its software and firmware with regards to same. Reverse engineer and copy all you want so you can make your own clones of these things to use and sell. We'll slap down any attempt to seek damages in our own courts, applications from courts from other countries."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 05:37 AM (O7YUW)
Something about Arizona building a tech platform and has partnered with other semi-conductor manufacturers to cluster there (e.g. intel). CHIPS Act, Phoenix building Silicon Desert infrastructure to secure supply-chain.
Also lack of hurricanes, earthquakes and floods which is critical for delicate manufacturing parts.
Also university system to attract new workers
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 05:38 AM (pawvM)
https://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 05:39 AM (O7YUW)
In December 2022, TSMC announced its plans to triple its investment in the Arizona plants in response to the growing tensions between the US and China and the supply chain disruption that has led to chip shortages. ...
In April 2024, the Biden administration announced a preliminary agreement to award TSMC Arizona up to $6.6 billion in direct funding under the CHIPS and Science Act, alongside up to $5 billion in proposed loans, to support TSMC's planned investment of more than $65 billion across three fabrication plants in Phoenix. ...
In July 2025, [C.C.] Wei [President, Chairman, and CEO of TSMC] indicated that TSMC would speed up its production timelines toward the completion of a "gigafab" cluster totalling six facilities after an additional $100 billion investment in Arizona.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:41 AM (6wpGE)
In the meantime, redirect the windmills to power desalination since reverse-osmosis plants can (but shouldn't) run intermittently. This is where they can experiment with battery and water storage for smoothing out the power delivery without screwing up the grid.
Thermal desalination, nah.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 05:43 AM (U4c/V)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:43 AM (u82oZ)
AZ can use gravity water storage as a liquid battery. But again. water loss is the rate-limiting step.
Where is there too much water? Louisiana? Hurricanes are an issue.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:46 AM (u82oZ)
I guess we will be seeing a lot of H1Bs out of Taiwan settling in Phoenix.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 05:48 AM (U4c/V)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:50 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:51 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: SciVo at July 17, 2026 05:50 AM (Sy6m/)
Thank you, SciVo.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:51 AM (6wpGE)
Are they using cooling fluids other than water for the Data Center? Seems important for AZ agriculture.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 04:52 AM (u82oZ)
Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Posted by: According to the Prophecy at July 17, 2026 05:52 AM (967/Q)
Up until 2021, Nestlé, now BlueTriton Brands, was bottling water from the Phoenix municipal water supply. That angered a lot of people, but Phoenix went out of their way to provide enough water so that Nestlé could competitively bottle there since 2018.
In other words, Phoenix is very aware of the value of water, and unlike most other cities is pro-active. I'm guessing that since Nestlé discontinued there, citing competitive reasons in the bottled water market moved elsewhere and that the water capacity is now available for TSMC.
Capacity not being used is money wasted. Phoenix needed a new customer.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 05:54 AM (pUU4E)
The Western Kansas winter wheat harvest declines year over year as the underlying Ogallala Aquifer is being depleted.
Water use in the West continues to be a big deal. Even mega-engineering projects may not be enough.
One immediate result is higher beef prices. In Western Kansas, most of the calves were sent to meat-packing plants this spring due to lack of fodder.
Takes 3 years from calf to market normally.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:54 AM (u82oZ)
And if the U.S. Government is smart, they'll help with converting those to permanent residency and citizenship with a quickness, since these folks have mad skills that the USA will want to secure in a permanent fashion.
Also, build out some Buc-ee's near those new fabrication plants, stat.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 05:54 AM (O7YUW)
I've been having an issue with my laptop for the last few days. Every so often, when surfing the net, everything freezes up. I cannot open tabs, I cannot close down the browser. The only thing that gets me surfin' again is Cntl-Alt-Delete and selecting task manager. I don't even have to do anything when the task manager window opens. I just have to immediately close it and everything returns to normal...until it happens again
wash-rinse-repeat many times per day.
Occurs using Brave or Chrome.
Any idea what may be going on and how to fix it?
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 17, 2026 05:55 AM (J4Dwc)
If you missed the news in ONT comment #291, Captain Josepha Sabin's daughter passed from the recent sudden heart event; too long without oxygen to the brain.
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Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 05:56 AM (O0L8i)
Good point on Phoenix water use, but a receding water table hints at a declining supply for the future.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:56 AM (u82oZ)
"The Rhythm of the Night" is a song by Italian Eurodance group Corona.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:56 AM (6wpGE)
fab
noun
- a microchip fabrication plant: the process will reduce the environmental damage caused by chip fabs.
- a particular fabrication process in a manufacturing plant: it can only be made using five-layer fabs
verb (fabs, fabbing, fabbed) [with object]
- produce (a microchip).
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:33 AM (6wpGE)
adjective
fabulous
- a microchip fabrication plant during Pride Month.
- a DEI employee of said plant
Posted by: According to the Prophecy at July 17, 2026 05:57 AM (967/Q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 05:57 AM (u82oZ)
In the heat of the kitchen, cooking tons, when Mrs. BD gets a call from a pup and his wife that some of their 5 pups have come down with a nasty stomach virus.
Gotta find freezer space!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 17, 2026 05:57 AM (yMCWt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 05:58 AM (rZCVI)
Got the Buick's rear brakes done yesterday. While my bank account is a touch lighter, the car -- partly due to a quick wash & spray wax before visiting the shop, partly due to the better roads out in the 'burbs -- seems to drive even better than it did a few days ago. Funny how that happens, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:59 AM (6wpGE)
Just the browser freezing? Can you open or use other applications in the operating system when the problem is manifesting?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)
Wheat is a low value crop that can be grown all over the place. Think "Wealth of Nations", sure your CPA can balance your checkbook, but...
GMO is getting better at water management with shorter stalks, more drought resistant strains. With CO2 levels rising, plants need for water declines. Continue to see movement away from water-intensive farming.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:04 AM (NzX/y)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 06:05 AM (amcLV)
Not just the browser. All applications frozen. Thanks.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 17, 2026 06:05 AM (J4Dwc)
-----------
Get rid of idiotic ethanol mandates for gasoline and suddenly there'll be lots of fodder.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 06:07 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 06:07 AM (bqIVz)
Yes. Kansas State University is part of that effort to breed better plants.
Tax policy is making corn growing more lucrative, even in a dry area.
I would need an answer from my Ag Econ neighbor on the value of winter wheat in an area that normally is used for hay, an even lower cost plant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:09 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 17, 2026 06:09 AM (PzBTm)
The Colorado river supplies 7 Western states and it is wildly over allocated. The question at this time is not if but when water runs short that will require draconian rationing that will affect aspect of life. Arizona, Phoenix, in particular are in the bullseye of this looming disaster; it seems putting a water intensive major metropolitan area smack in the middle of a desert where summertime temperatures reach a 115° is a problem.
The current negotiations between the seven states and the federal government over what to do next is at a standstill. The issue is each state wants all the other ones to give up their water. If these states were countries they'd be at war with each other right now. At the end of 2026 the Colorado river water agreements end; the lawyers are already popping the corks on the champagne bottles.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 17, 2026 06:10 AM (/eAef)
*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 17, 2026 06:09 AM (PzBTm)
Yay!
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:10 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 17, 2026 05:15 AM (K861k)
Who cares?
Posted by: PM Carney at July 17, 2026 06:10 AM (8l6/L)
Otherwise, I got about enough sleep. Though Stirling the Great Black Worm took the opportunity to leap over and kick me a while back, it didn't keep me awake. Coffee, food for me, food for them, some writing time, and a quick visit to Aldi are on the schedule before workout time.
We watched 1981's Evil Under the Sun with Peter Ustinov as Poirot, and with Maggie Smith and Jane Birkin, last night. Good stuff, very clever. I spotted half of the murderous team, the essential trick, but not the murderer's accomplice. And Ustinov's Poirot lumbering out in a dressing gown, 1920s bathing suit, and bathing cap for a morning "swim" has to be seen to be believed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)
Huzzah! And she is twirling!
*Does Happy Dance to Peter White's Reveillez-vous. *
Seriously, you make Friday start on a good note.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:04 AM (NzX/y)
Fuck you!
Posted by: Rice at July 17, 2026 06:11 AM (8l6/L)
Phoenix gets 98% of its water from surface-water source and uses its massive ground-water reserves for backup. Think of it as the water equivalent of the Strategic Oil Preserve.
In the meantime, Phoenix is leading in Advanced Water Purification because they are a junior partner to California in tapping the Colorado River. That in itself is interesting, because Arizona may pay for California to desalinate water so that there is no need for building pipelines from the Pacific into Arizona and thus reduce California's dependence on the Colorado River.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:11 AM (NzX/y)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 06:12 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 06:14 AM (ZxPkt)
And Canada. Canada is unlikely to successfully invade Arizona.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 05:08 AM (6wpGE)
Our old alliance and relationship with the United States…is…over.
Posted by: PM Carney at July 17, 2026 06:14 AM (8l6/L)
Thank you for this inside perspective. Sounds like there are possible solutions to lack of water.
However, depending on CA to solve problems seems fraught.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Now we can Friday
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 06:15 AM (ZxPkt)
If Windows, check the event viewer (It's under Administrative tools in an old copy of Windows 7 I have).
In the event viewer, expand Windows Logs, System. Search near the time the problem was happening for critical events (Red X). That'll at least give you a clue.
Might be a thermal issue if you see CPU throttling. Get a tech to open it up, clean out the dust, and replace the thermal paste on the CPU and GPU.
Might be a storage device starting to go bad. Check for drive errors read-or-write in that event viewer.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 17, 2026 06:15 AM (8l6/L)
Posted by: PM Carney
War... War never changes.
The first Fallout game had the US invade Canada.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 17, 2026 06:15 AM (8l6/L)
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You dropped it?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 17, 2026 06:17 AM (yMCWt)
Might be software, especially since Microsoft just released a HUGE whack of updates. They may have broken something. Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)
No kidding, right? Any piece of computing equipment I'm looking at right now results in me slamming my wallet shut and saying, "NOPE! Waiting."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: PM Carney
War... War never changes.
The first Fallout game had the US invade Canada.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Our middle powers alliance with counter your country. As well as our support for the PRC and the New…World…Order.
Posted by: PM Carney at July 17, 2026 06:19 AM (8l6/L)
You dropped it?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 17, 2026 06:17 AM (yMCWt)
No.
Wish the prices would drop though. Though that isn’t likely according to everything I read here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 17, 2026 06:20 AM (8l6/L)
Posted by: Rosasharn at July 17, 2026 06:21 AM (PzBTm)
But I bet John the baptist was shredded. Think about it.
Posted by: H at July 17, 2026 06:21 AM (oLx2/)
All notebook computers can take advantage of a good session with an air compressor. Keyboard too.
A lot of that dust is you. (flaked off dead skin cells)
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:22 AM (nCgQz)
Posted by: Don Black at July 17, 2026 06:23 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: clarence at July 17, 2026 06:24 AM (JGS5U)
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 17, 2026 06:25 AM (2Ez/1)
The southern third of the whole Mississippi Valley, for several months a year. A canal and reservoir system to put the overage into aquifers would dwarf the pyramids as a public works project, but just think of all the topsoil and wrecked cars we'd keep out of the Gulf. You could water about five states with the wastage, and replenish farmland all over the west. And if you needed to improve employment numbers, you could do it with spoons.
Maybe we'll move into this when the Stalinists take over. They used to love that kind of stuff. And now you can call it AI!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 17, 2026 06:25 AM (zdLoL)
327 Right now I'm just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling to keep from thinking. Keep the comments coming so I can keep on scrolling.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 16, 2026 11:52 PM (DK5Sh)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:26 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:26 AM (6wpGE)
I will propose a pipeline from there to replenish the Aquifer to my State Reps. Why should the CA Train to Nowhere siphon up all the graft in the USA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
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The North American Dignity Canal has just become feasible.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 17, 2026 06:28 AM (amcLV)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 06:28 AM (Ia/+0)
No idea what that is.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 17, 2026 06:30 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 17, 2026 06:30 AM (/eAef)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2026 06:32 AM (99eI0)
Posted by: one hour sober at July 17, 2026 05:55 AM (J4Dwc)
(I am not a techie!) To the techies: does this "fix" help to diagnose the problem?
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:34 AM (6wpGE)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 17, 2026 06:34 AM (Hbeqj)
The war in Iran is part of the US conflict with China.
Xi's actions are helping the US, so leave him in power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:35 AM (6wpGE)
I never understood the reasoning of the Leftists when they say we need to save This and preserve That and leave that Other Thing in pristine shape.
Translation: I must deprive myself of the spoils of a modern prosperous, flourishing society so that third world heathen savages can do what with it?
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:35 AM (xE0sV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2026 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
I'm about to head out to Cleveland where today's events just got canceled. Tomorrow's big storms should clear out the smoke and allow my competition...never mind. My event will get canceled, too. But the air will be good!
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2026 06:36 AM (EJWxb)
What? Only Five Eyes have the franchise of election interference, regime change and nation building?
Our CIA exists to engage in Acts of War on every other sovereign nation on this planet.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 17, 2026 06:37 AM (xE0sV)
Have you tried rebooting the machine? If there is a pending update that needs to restart, it can cause the PC to act all wonky.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 17, 2026 06:38 AM (/eAef)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2026 06:32 AM (99eI0)
yikes
Posted by: m at July 17, 2026 06:38 AM (6wpGE)
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)