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Tree Guardians by John Kent

Parker the Beagle was timid and shy and failed as a hunting dog, so he was kept in a cage. But a kind woman rescued him.

The greatest dog video I've ever seen.

Arranging a marriage for a lonely bachelor bunny.

Tiny piglet makes friends with the whole farm.

Crow knocks on the window every morning to play with the house's dog and cat.
Poor golden retriever has had his bed stolen by an evil kitten.

Republican whale pounces.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: alpine_beer at July 17, 2026 07:02 PM (van9r)

2 {{{echo}}}

Posted by: alpine_beer at July 17, 2026 07:03 PM (van9r)

3 Best dog video?
Worst auto play ads that won't go away.
Fuck it.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Kt19C)

4 Not the sponge blade

Posted by: Accomack at July 17, 2026 07:05 PM (/Chlc)

5 I could have been first but I was making friends with barnyard animals.

Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (MWfyi)

6
Two Best of Breed wins for The Big Dummy at today's Houston KC and concurrent Houston Area Hound Association shows. No joy in either Hound Group, but there are lots of high rollers in town.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (O0L8i)

7 Cuties!

The top image reminds me that I LOVED Sheep Detective. IT was charming, a fun mystery, and also made me have deep feelings about death and memory.

And before the weekend box office rolls in for Nolan's Odyssey...I think it will do great its first two weeks because of the huge IMAX presales, and the Nolan stans are a strong force. The drop off two weeks from now will be telling if it has legs. But the new Spider-Man movie will swoop into theaters right after, and that film is going to be HUGE. The last one ended on a gangbuster cliffhanger, and Peter finally got his big losses. People want to see the resolution. It might take away the Nolan audience. We'll see. I'm interested in seeing both movies, but not opening weekend, maybe in a few weeks.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (Eng1Z)

8 Aargh. Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 17, 2026 07:07 PM (NcvvS)

9 Congrats, Hadrian! I always love hearing news about your babies and their wins.

Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2026 07:07 PM (Eng1Z)

10
SpongeBlade Bobpants.
SpongeBlade Bobpants.
SpongeBlade Bobpants!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2026 07:08 PM (Fi81e)

11 Nooded, but axeman did it first.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 17, 2026 07:08 PM (NcvvS)

12 @PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Ann Widdecombe's murder suspect has been named as Joshua Kerry by the Daily Mail

The soy is strong in that one.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

13 Piglet reminds me of the moviw Babe. What a great movie

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2026 07:14 PM (DbmIv)

14 to your fleece be true

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

15
Made a major deposit in the Favor Bank today. They were short of stewards to cover all the rings, so I offered to run one by myself. Long, hard day, but I done good by all parties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 07:16 PM (O0L8i)

16 Why does the top photograph remind me of the Movie, "The Stepford Wives"?

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske)

17 that rickroll is so very bad.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:17 PM (4NO2D)

18 Favorite daydream of the Tree Guardians:
https://tinyurl.com/yzhthfas

Posted by: gp at July 17, 2026 07:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

19 Is that Canadian smoke?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

20 My compliments, Ace, on some very comprehensive and incisive coverage of the President's speech and media responses today.

My question is: are we in stage 4 or in end stage corruption?

Posted by: Paco at July 17, 2026 07:19 PM (2L+MU)

21 I made another batch of yellow plum jam today.
It is going to be a long summer, I think I am running out of jars.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 07:22 PM (rbvCR)

22 Cat and dog and bed is hilarious!

Posted by: gp at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

23 Dog and deer video is very cute. Thanks,. Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (D+BhG)

24 17 that rickroll is so very bad.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:17 PM (4NO2D)
Well ain't much you can do with a rickroll.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

25 That'll do pig. That'll do.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)

26 Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 07:22 PM (rbvCR)

Did the berry one ever work

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 07:28 PM (vE0+H)

27 25 That'll do pig. That'll do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)
James Cromwell is a pretty good actor, he's just not very much of a person.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:29 PM (LHPAg)

28 I could have been first but I was making friends with barnyard animals.
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig
......

It's all fun and games until you meet the ducks.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2026 07:29 PM (UjdFS)

29 16 Why does the top photograph remind me of the Movie, "The Stepford Wives"?

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske)

Why do the dancing Japanese chicks remind me of Oompa -Loompas?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

30 I like this bizarre cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzdYqBf8Mc

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:30 PM (4NO2D)

31 Is that dance practice AI of the same girl, or are there that many girls somewhere who look exactly the same?

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)

32 Did the berry one ever work
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2026 07:28 PM (vE0+H)

The cherry batch? No, both batches are runny, though a couple did set sort of OK.

I need to dig potatoes this weekend, the vines are starting to die back, and I want to get them up so I can plant bush beans. I dug a couple up and they are just wonderful

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 07:32 PM (rbvCR)

33 He also covers Toto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxsyB5sbKzY

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)

34 >>James Cromwell is a pretty good actor, he's just not very much of a person.

I didn't know that. But I did like the movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

35 27 25 That'll do pig. That'll do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)
James Cromwell is a pretty good actor, he's just not very much of a person.
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:29 PM (LHPAg)
-----
Glen Corbett Zefram Cochrane > James Cromwell Zefram Cochrane

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM (n9eFH)

36 Why does the top photograph remind me of the Movie, "The Stepford Wives"?

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske)
----
Which is more chilling? A flock of birds watching you like that? Or a herd of sheep?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM (FZ29D)

37 The young, unpaired cocks that hang around the edges of a penguin colony are known as "hooligans".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

38 Glen Corbett Zefram Cochrane > James Cromwell Zefram Cochrane
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM

Oh yeah.

Posted by: The Companion at July 17, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

39 He also covers Toto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxsyB5sbKzY

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)

I have no idea how to process these covers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:37 PM (6ydKt)

40 Is that dance practice AI of the same girl, or are there that many girls somewhere who look exactly the same?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)
----
Ghola clones created by the Bene Tleilax.

(I've been reading Dune novels recently...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)

41 I think it's because all Asian girls look the same from a distance.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:40 PM (6ydKt)

42 I have no idea how to process these covers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:37 PM

One Word: Japanese

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:42 PM (4NO2D)

43 Glenn Corbett died three years before First Contact was filmed. I wonder if they would have tried to use him if not for lung cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 07:43 PM (Cqx++)

44 I had a friend that used to say that Japan was like the USA, if some Super Villain was putting LSD in our water supply.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:44 PM (4NO2D)

45 He also covers Toto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxsyB5sbKzY
Posted by: toby928(c)

I have no idea how to process these covers.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Perhaps something classical would help? Different people, but the same chicken.

https://youtu.be/khOfSVULtsU
https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2026 07:44 PM (VHUov)

46 I think it's because all Asian girls look the same from a distance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:40 PM

What about after you get up close and get a sideways glance?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

47 James Cromwell is the Mike Farrell of Alan Aldas.

Fucking smug sonofabitch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 07:46 PM (0aYVJ)

48 40 Is that dance practice AI of the same girl, or are there that many girls somewhere who look exactly the same?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)

________________________

Two things disturb me about that vid. First, the choreography is bizarre....and secondly, I happen to know it isn't AI. They are called "Avantgardey" and were a big deal on "America's Got Talent."

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 07:47 PM (dIske)

49 Has Canada put out their wild fires yet?

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:47 PM (bqIVz)

50 49 Has Canada put out their wild fires yet?
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:47 PM (bqIVz

The smoke is in VA. Crazy.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 07:48 PM (p4NUW)

51 Perhaps something classical would help? Different people, but the same chicken.

https://youtu.be/khOfSVULtsU
https://youtu.be/O3HW67QzTpU

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2026 07:44 PM (VHUov)

I guess it's more fun than a kazoo.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 17, 2026 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

52 I click on one freakin link all week of cafes and this happens.

The worst part is I couldn't stop watching.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 07:49 PM (E9Zz8)

53 Cromwell made appearances on All in the Family, I believe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 07:50 PM (wOO3z)

54 Canada belongs to the indigenous people, so maybe the wypeepo are lettin' dem put it out.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 17, 2026 07:50 PM (YlWIZ)

55 What kind of whale was that in the paddleboard video -- a humpback?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 07:51 PM (wzUl9)

56 31 Is that dance practice AI of the same girl, or are there that many girls somewhere who look exactly the same?
Posted by: Eromero

------------

1. they were wearing wigs
2. I am not sure they were all girls. I didn't look too close though.
3. Some have "daikon legs" so no, they don't look the same. Not enough pixes to see their faces though.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 17, 2026 07:51 PM (E9Zz8)

57 Good evening everyone from Historicon
Refighting the 1813 cavalry battle Lieberwolkwitz in 1813
Russian, Prussians and Austrians vs French

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 07:52 PM (xWme4)

58 I'll see your chicken and raise you a nose flute and ukulele.

https://youtu.be/G50u9syopYg

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2026 07:52 PM (n9eFH)

59 that rickroll is so very bad.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Well ain't much you can do with a rickroll.
Posted by: Eromero

They almost always let you down.

Posted by: mikeski, ironically at July 17, 2026 07:52 PM (VHUov)

60 Is that dance practice AI of the same girl, or are there that many girls somewhere who look exactly the same?
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026

***
They are all wearing the same outfit and hairstyle, but there weren't any closeups, so naturally they all look alike.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2026 07:53 PM (wzUl9)

61 After this battle have to drive home so I can come back tomorrow morning

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 07:54 PM (xWme4)

62 Two things disturb me about that vid. First, the choreography is bizarre....and secondly, I happen to know it isn't AI. They are called "Avantgardey" and were a big deal on "America's Got Talent."
Posted by: Orson

They need a cinematographer with a clue, though. Unless having invisible arms was the point. Long white sleeves waving around in front of an all-white background?

Posted by: mikeski at July 17, 2026 07:54 PM (VHUov)

63 The young, unpaired cocks that hang around the edges of a penguin colony are known as "hooligans".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM

Whereas the colony of penguins is a conspiracy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

64 "An 80's song, sung by a 90's band, with an MV which the actor born in the 2000's, made in the 2010's, watched by the people in the 2020's."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7RwDnZI7Tw

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 17, 2026 07:55 PM (4NO2D)

65 You have to give a warning on sad endings. It was a punch in the gut to learn that cool crow was eaten by a hawk.

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 07:56 PM (/WQyy)

66 ohai Black Lives Matter was a CCP op
tinyurl.com/4s5veh6x

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 07:57 PM (gKWVE)

67 James Cromwell is the Mike Farrell of Alan Aldas.

Fucking smug sonofabitch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 17, 2026 07:46 PM (0aYVJ)

He played Stretch Cunningham I believe.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Zombie Meathead at July 17, 2026 07:58 PM (45BvE)

68 Saw a picture of Lake Tahoe going dry. Shame, it is such a nice lake.

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:58 PM (bqIVz)

69 Ironic the Commie Crommel became famous doing a movie about a talking pig?

Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2026 07:58 PM (/WQyy)

70 68 Saw a picture of Lake Tahoe going dry. Shame, it is such a nice lake.
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:58 PM (bqIVz)

It'll be back in a couple of years... maybe even next year.

If you look at its history, the water level goes up and down quite a bit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 08:01 PM (mP0Kj)

71 Wonderful selection, Ace.

I 2nd The Sheep Detectives. It was a hoot.

Posted by: Adriane the Baaaaaaa d Critic . . . at July 17, 2026 08:09 PM (3ZUWJ)

72 The Olive Oil garden Never Ending Pasta Pass requires a valid ID.
It is easier to vote than to get 2 or 3 fucking breadstick at the Italian Chilis.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:10 PM (/+uur)

73 Is that a picture of the Virgins waiting for the brave IRGC Warriors ????

Posted by: Jack Meehoff at July 17, 2026 08:10 PM (38587)

74 Are lakes in Texas are higher than in last decade.
Monsoone level floods this year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur)

75 Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (O0L8i)

Congratulations to The Big Dummy, and all involved ...

Posted by: Adriane the Baaaaaaa d Critic . . . at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (3ZUWJ)

76 Weird ass mutant raccoon.

https://tinyurl.com/98ufvh3s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

77 74 Are lakes in Texas are higher than in last decade.
Monsoone level floods this year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur)

Calif is so big that its climate can be in different trends in the same year... so some Lakes? OK, some not so.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Maine Senate Candidate also Special Teams O Line

https://photos.app.goo.gl/SzXT9ff8Co4dkEAb6

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:13 PM (/+uur)

79 Saw a picture of Lake Tahoe going dry. Shame, it is such a nice lake.
Posted by: Case

The top 5 feet are a reservoir.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 17, 2026 08:14 PM (NnhvP)

80 Calif is so big that its climate can be in different trends in the same year... so some Lakes? OK, some not so.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)

Remember that $30 B bill to fix you lakes about 20 years ago.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:14 PM (/+uur)

81 Non sequitut:

Diversity alone is not our strength.

Diversity in unity is our strength.

That's the point of E pluribus unum.

Many people.... one People.

Those who want to be capital D Diverse so badly they jettison the very idea of a common culture, a common People, a common vocabulary of being... it won't work. It has never worked. It will never work.

If you love your characteristics more than you love your own humanity, you'll never find the fabled Unity you strive for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 08:15 PM (rGE1V)

82 I would like to ask Roger Daltry if he's glad that he hasn't died before he was old

Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 17, 2026 08:15 PM (jrgJz)

83 Remember that $30 B bill to fix you lakes about 20 years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The one they used the money to blow up dams?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 17, 2026 08:16 PM (NnhvP)

84 Lakes were way down when I was in TX. Then some flash flooding for 3 days, and they were up to the spillway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 08:16 PM (wOO3z)

85 Who?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 08:16 PM (rbvCR)

86 76 Weird ass mutant raccoon.

https://tinyurl.com/98ufvh3s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

I saw Weird Ass Mutant Racoons ina double feature with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Gemini on Forest Lane in 1988.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

87 The young, unpaired cocks that hang around the edges of a penguin colony are known as "hooligans".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2026 07:35 PM

Whereas the colony of penguins is a conspiracy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

Actually it is called a "scrum". That is the reason the unpaired cocks get called Hooligans.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 08:18 PM (rbvCR)

88 Very Smokey here. Woke up to the smell of burning plastic, got better during the day.

Posted by: Accomack at July 17, 2026 08:19 PM (T8bqm)

89 The one they used the money to blow up dams?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 17, 2026 08:16 PM (NnhvP)

Can you imagine sitting in front of 40 4th grader saying that to save water we blew the fuck out of damns.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:19 PM (/+uur)

90 Meow-rolled when its 90F and 75% humidity. That's just piling on. I'm gonna think of some payback after my nap.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 08:19 PM (sYM3s)

91 Blue Angels and Thunderbirds are the sound of FREEDOM!

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 08:20 PM (LHPAg)

92 88 Very Smokey here. Woke up to the smell of burning plastic, got better during the day.
Posted by: Accomack at July 17, 2026 08:19 PM (T8bqm)

Well I woke up Friday mornin
No way to hold my head
That didnit hurt

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:20 PM (/+uur)

93 76 Weird ass mutant raccoon.

He has short spine syndrome, poor guy.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 08:21 PM (hftzA)

94 Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:21 PM (1z8ji)

95 First coffee I had wasn’t bad
So I had one more

Posted by: Accomack at July 17, 2026 08:22 PM (T8bqm)

96 91 Blue Angels and Thunderbirds are the sound of FREEDOM!
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 08:20 PM (LHPAg)

My birthday is the 10th and I always wanted to be on Pensacola that week.

We lived in Destin for about 8 or so years and I love the Blues

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:22 PM (/+uur)

97 93 76 Weird ass mutant raccoon.

He has short spine syndrome, poor guy.
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 08:21 PM (hftzA)
Yeah, poor guy. Maybe he'll be the next Stephen Hawking of the raccoon universe.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 08:23 PM (LHPAg)

98 These adults are really fucked up.

Posted by: Cali 4th grader at July 17, 2026 08:23 PM (wOO3z)

99 That's the point of E pluribus unum.

-
The beautiful and charming Linda Sarsour has thoughts.

Canary Mission
@canarymission
DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.
"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”
This is an attack on everything America stands for.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)

100 86 76 Weird ass mutant raccoon.

https://tinyurl.com/98ufvh3s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

I saw Weird Ass Mutant Racoons ina double feature with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Gemini on Forest Lane in 1988.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

this is about me, isn't it...

Posted by: Rocket... at July 17, 2026 08:24 PM (mP0Kj)

101 I'm interested in seeing both movies, but not opening weekend, maybe in a few weeks.
Posted by: LizLem at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (Eng1Z)

Well, I plain don't go to movies at all, anymore. But any movie with a tranny in it is "avoid at all costs".

Well, if the movie showed a tranny being fed through a wood chipper, maybe...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:24 PM (1z8ji)

102 DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.
"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

Beating women and fucking goats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 08:25 PM (wOO3z)

103 Beating women and fucking goats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 08:25 PM (wOO3z)

Beating women and fucking goats

Posted by: Arkansaw at July 17, 2026 08:26 PM (/+uur)

104 It is going to be a long summer, I think I am running out of jars.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2026 07:22 PM (rbvCR)

It really, really sucks to run out of jars when you have tools stuck in the hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:27 PM (1z8ji)

105 Beating women and fucking goats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 08:25 PM (wOO3z)

103 Beating women and fucking goats.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2026 08:25 PM (wOO3z)

Beating women and fucking goats
Posted by: Arkansaw at July 17, 2026 08:26 PM (/+uur)

hahaha

Posted by: Arkansaw at July 17, 2026 08:27 PM (/+uur)

106 My favorite Sarsour moment was when she threatened to take Ayaan Hirsi Ali's vagina away.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is Somalian.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

107 ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:27 PM (/+uur)

108 Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:21 PM

Evenin', AOP.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2026 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

109 106 My favorite Sarsour moment was when she threatened to take Ayaan Hirsi Ali's vagina away.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is Somalian.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 17, 2026 08:27 PM (gKWVE)

FGM is not a time zone

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:28 PM (/+uur)

110 >>>Poor golden retriever has had his bed stolen by an evil kitten.

Alternate description:
Pet owner waits until dog is away from bed. Then places kitty on bed, starts filming and calls dog.

I especially liked the part where the kitty climbed up on top of the dog and used him for a bed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 17, 2026 08:28 PM (syz1S)

111 Yeah, poor guy. Maybe he'll be the next Stephen Hawking of the raccoon universe.
Posted by: Eromero

Or Gary Coleman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:29 PM (ndZc7)

112 Been hazy all day in Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 08:30 PM (xWme4)

113 With a name like Sarsour.........

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 08:30 PM (bqIVz)

114 Has Canada put out their wild fires yet?
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:47 PM (bqIVz)

Fires are in in Ontario, I think, which is a turd-world shithole. No smoke here in Alberta. It was humid as fuck here all day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:31 PM (1z8ji)

115 Been hazy all day in Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 08:30 PM (xWme4)

-----------------

I should change my nic to Ben Hazy.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 08:32 PM (joaLd)

116

Jimothy, Jimothy
Where on earth did you go?
Jimothy, Jimothy
God, why don't I know?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++)

117 Are lakes in Texas are higher than in last decade.
Monsoone level floods this year.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 17, 2026 08:11 PM (/+uur)

75 Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2026 07:06 PM (O0L8i)

As of tomorrow, Lake Travis will be completely full for time first time since I've lived here. The rain didn't even seem all that intense.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 08:34 PM (lCppi)

118 that rickroll is so very bad.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Well ain't much you can do with a rickroll.
Posted by: Eromero

They almost always let you down.
Posted by: mikeski, ironically at July 17, 2026 07:52 PM (VHUov)

Never. Never. Never.

Posted by: LASue at July 17, 2026 08:36 PM (lCppi)

119 DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

----------------

lol gf

For REAL Americans, The Declaration of Independence is "The Ark of Our Covenant."

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 08:36 PM (joaLd)

120 @114.

AOP
Good that you don't have to cope with the smoke. But you take care. Humidity is no fun either.

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 08:38 PM (bqIVz)

121 Owing to the monsoon rains recently in Northern AZ, our bird bath status is "full."

And today for the first time, the little creek running through our yard had some flow (as the ground was too dry previously.

Our small city has two decent-sized lakes that are quite low however as we've been in at least a decade-long drought.

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 08:40 PM (joaLd)

122 Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 08:21 PM

Evenin', AOP.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Not ACE so self identifying as...!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 17, 2026 08:41 PM (NnhvP)

123 CNN has learned from a reporter working for the national Inquirer that Space Aliens replaced Trump brain with Hitler's Brain back in 1946.

The reporter discovered that when Hitler died on 30 April 1945 that his brain was placed aboard an Alien Spacecraft and prior to Trump's birth on June 14, 1946 transported into his body by Alien technology that Elon Musk has in his possession in a secret location in Liechtenstein.

So, CNN has determined in conclusion that Trump is Hitler ....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 17, 2026 08:41 PM (qD4Ju)

124 Sounds like corruption to me,

Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
·
3h
EXC: Some of the biggest names in media participated in private dinners and China trips organized by a Chinese Communist Party influence operation seeking to generate “favorable coverage” and “disseminate positive messages” about China.

The outlets named include:

• CNN
• The New York Times
• The Washington Post
• Reuters
• The Wall Street Journal
• Bloomberg
• BBC
• Associated Press
• TIME
• The Atlantic

Posted by: The Beatles at July 17, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)

125 “ they jettison the very idea of a common culture, a common People, a common vocabulary of being... it won't work. It has never worked. It will never work.”

That’s exactly what they really mean by “Diversity is Our Strength” Depends on your definition of “we”, but they mean them. It’s a de facto wrecking ball to the existing form of government and is intended to be. Everything.

They are masters of bait and switch. “We all need to get along” and “Treat everyone equally” don’t judge people based on their ethnicity or race, but on their character. Now it’s various flavors of “Whitey needs to Die”. This is eliminationist invective at best, it’s always the same in every country, at least so far.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 08:42 PM (r2olS)

126 Lake Tahoe isn't dry.

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2026 08:43 PM (unqOZ)

127 That’s exactly what they really mean by “Diversity is Our Strength” Depends on your definition of “we”, but they mean them. It’s a de facto wrecking ball to the existing form of government and is intended to be. Everything.

Name one invention from a Communist Country or Diversity Filled African Shit-hole Country that changed the world ?????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 08:45 PM (IEljh)

128 126 Lake Tahoe isn't dry...

Someone stole the water from Lake Tahoe ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 17, 2026 08:47 PM (IEljh)

129 @ 126.
No one said Lake Tahoe is dry.

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 08:47 PM (bqIVz)

130

How about replacing the Koran?
"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)

131 @SaraGonzalesTX

I asked Senator Thom Tillis about his vote against the Save America act and whether it has anything to do with the money [$700k] he’s receiving from industries who profit off of cheap illegal labor.

He was VERY mad about the question.

https://tinyurl.com/r5wu5jj8 [what an asshoe]

[next day] @SaraGonzalesTX

RINO Thom Tillis is so MAD about me calling him out for voting AGAINST the Save America Act that he’s talking about me on the Senate floor!

https://tinyurl.com/2cwvhh7x

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 08:48 PM (VQ0bX)

132 Canada is Dry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2026 08:49 PM (Cqx++)

133 Seems that Nolan has a core set of actors that he likes to work with ? Like Hathaway and Damon for example. Even that broken Page person. He worked with her before. I hear that Page's role is minor. It really is about Odysseys' journey. Through life.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 08:49 PM (GD0B3)

134 So far I hear things like "masterpiece" said about it, so it might be worth seeing.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2026 08:50 PM (GD0B3)

135 Name one invention from a Communist Country or Diversity Filled African Shit-hole Country that changed the world ?????
Posted by: Jackson K.

Rubik's Cube

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 17, 2026 08:50 PM (DZ9Lv)

136 129 @ 126.
No one said Lake Tahoe is dry.

Posted by: Case
---

Yes. But is it neat?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 08:51 PM (VQ0bX)

137 Soooo, I see in the side bar that a federal court struck down jersey's "assault weapon" and magazine ban. Not sure what that means. Is everything legal all of a sudden, or do we have to jump through 1000 more hoops?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 08:51 PM (S41Gd)

138 119:DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

You mean the Koran. No. Go suck start a hand grenade.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 17, 2026 08:54 PM (jrKun)

139 This is very good. From the DC Circuit no less.

>>@scotus_wire
·
1h
>>🚨 The D.C. Circuit has temporarily allowed the U.S. Postal Service to move forward with its proposed election-mail rule requiring states to submit voter lists and serialized ballot barcodes before USPS will mail federal ballots, staying a district judge's order.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

140 68 Saw a picture of Lake Tahoe going dry. Shame, it is such a nice lake.
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 07:58 PM (bqIVz)

129 @ 126.
No one said Lake Tahoe is dry.
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 08:47 PM (bqIVz)

Really?

Posted by: Reforger at July 17, 2026 08:56 PM (unqOZ)

141 138 119

SA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”
---

We can send them home in peace.
The window of opportunity is closing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 08:57 PM (VQ0bX)

142 >>Soooo, I see in the side bar that a federal court struck down jersey's "assault weapon" and magazine ban. Not sure what that means. Is everything legal all of a sudden, or do we have to jump through 1000 more hoops?

It means your governor is angry tweeting on X right now. Best part is the judge who wrote the opinion was appointed by Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m)

143
wtf does Sarsour mean by "replacing" the Declaration of Independence? That's not how it works. You declare independence from whatever authority is CURRENTLY overseeing you. It's utterly meaningless for the US to rewrite its declaration of independence from 18th century England.

What you need to do, you idiot, is draw up the DSA's declaration of independence from the United States. Then you establish a capital, pick a leader, maybe write a constitution, establish a currency, all that stuff. Of course you won't have a military or police or any of that yucky oppressive stuff -- notice i said nothing about drawing borders -- and then you start trading and sending out diplomatic missions and stuff.

Jesus iced, watch a video game you idiot. It's basic world-building.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 17, 2026 09:00 PM (mmrXZ)

144 We can send them home in peace."

"Pieces"

Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)

145 Jesus iced, watch a video game you idiot. It's basic world-building.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 17, 2026 09:00 PM (mmrXZ)

I am guessing she is not a huge fan of Crusader Kings II.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

146 Navy claims it will finally have a properly working Zumwalt destroyer on the sea by September.

Posted by: Meat Loaf (2 Words, Motherfuckers) at July 17, 2026 09:02 PM (BI5O2)

147 41 I think it's because all Asian girls look the same from a distance.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

And up close even more.

Posted by: Nordic Princess at July 17, 2026 09:05 PM (hVCM7)

148 It’s a weird feeling doing what you were always doing, although no longer a potential felon.

Many years ago, I was pulled over by the police and had a pistol confiscated. “Why do you have a gun?”

“Well … ya never know”. He didn’t say anything. They made me pick it up after showing the permit to purchase.

There are no permits required to carry in my home state now. At some point, you have to decide if you want to “follow the law” or not. The crooks don’t, leaving decent, peaceble people at a deadly disadvantage. This is not legal advice. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:05 PM (r2olS)

149 Replace all existing copies of the Koran with Hustler Magazine, National Hog Farmer, and Canine Chronicle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 09:06 PM (BI5O2)

150 @119:
For REAL Americans, The Declaration of Independence is "The Ark of Our Covenant."

that is SO well put!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 17, 2026 09:08 PM (VyBeY)

151 Soooo, I see in the side bar that a federal court struck down jersey's "assault weapon" and magazine ban. Not sure what that means. Is everything legal all of a sudden, or do we have to jump through 1000 more hoops?

Pretty sure there will be a motion to stay the ruling pending an appeal to SCOTUS so I don't expect you'll be able to go to your local shop tomorrow and find ARs on the shelf. But it's a big step in the right direction.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2026 09:08 PM (vTZFs)

152 DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

***

Well there skippy. When you try to set up in my little town, don't be surprised when you encounter some resistance. And we (neighbors and I) won't be bound by any Rules of Engagement.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2026 09:09 PM (2WIwB)

153 The top photo is from the failed Fleetwood Mac-Pink Floyd mashup.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 17, 2026 09:09 PM (DZ9Lv)

154 Replace all existing copies of the Koran with Hustler Magazine, National Hog Farmer, and Canine Chronicle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 09:06 PM (BI5O2)

Illustrated korans, with a big fold-out of old mo' being buggered by the men of Al Zutt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:10 PM (1z8ji)

155 Been hazy all day in Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2026 08:30 PM (xWme4)

Not to be confused with a Hazy IPA.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2026 09:10 PM (2WIwB)

156 There are no permits required to carry in my home state now. At some point, you have to decide if you want to “follow the law” or not. The crooks don’t, leaving decent, peaceble people at a deadly disadvantage. This is not legal advice. LOL
Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:05 PM (r2olS)

Texas says Eromero can carry. Eromero has ALWAYS carried.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 09:11 PM (LHPAg)

157 Also, snatch that bitch Sarsour up in the middle of the night and release the Muslim Brotherhood cunt to the custody of the Saudi bone saw boys that gave Jamal Khashoggi his due.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 09:11 PM (BI5O2)

158 >>Pretty sure there will be a motion to stay the ruling pending an appeal to SCOTUS so I don't expect you'll be able to go to your local shop tomorrow and find ARs on the shelf. But it's a big step in the right direction.

It's the clear reading of the Constitution. The DOJ is suing California for a very similar thing. Slowly but surely 2A rights are going to be restored all across the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 09:12 PM (viF8m)

159 Howdy folks!

Just got home.

Beautiful boat ride home. Sunny and 70 on the beach. Alki Art Fair this weekend! So fun!

Cheers!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 17, 2026 09:13 PM (AATb+)

160 we used to call it the "judged by 12 or carried by 6 clause"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 17, 2026 09:13 PM (VyBeY)

161 Pretty sure there will be a motion to stay the ruling pending an appeal to SCOTUS so I don't expect you'll be able to go to your local shop tomorrow and find ARs on the shelf. But it's a big step in the right direction.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2026 09:08 PM (vTZFs)

They have been selling ARs here again for the last few years because they specifically reversed the ban on that. This new ruling will cover everything else. FN-FALs, AKs, M1As, Spas 12, UZI, etc. You know, the good stuff. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:14 PM (S41Gd)

162 Some of the biggest names in media participated in private dinners and China trips organized by a Chinese Communist Party influence operation seeking to generate “favorable coverage” and “disseminate positive messages” about China.

The outlets named include:

• CNN
• The New York Times
• The Washington Post
• Reuters
• The Wall Street Journal
• Bloomberg
• BBC
• Associated Press
• TIME
• The Atlantic
Posted by: The Beatles at July 17, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)

Makes ya wonder just what kind of compromising information the Chinese were able to entrap with that crowd.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)

163 119SA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

——-++

Does she mean the constitution?

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 09:16 PM (Dd38x)

164 157 Also, snatch that bitch Sarsour up in the middle of the night and release the Muslim Brotherhood cunt to the custody of the Saudi bone saw boys that gave Jamal Khashoggi his due.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2026 09:11 PM (BI5O2)

Poetry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:16 PM (Ot/FD)

165 It means your governor is angry tweeting on X right now. Best part is the judge who wrote the opinion was appointed by Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m)

I saw that. I was shocked. I read a lot of the decision. It was pretty good. I have a fucking headache now since it was a billion pages, but it was good. I didn't read any of the dissent though, they can just kiss my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:17 PM (S41Gd)

166 does she even know what she means?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 17, 2026 09:17 PM (VyBeY)

167 Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

——-++

Does she mean the constitution?
Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 09:16 PM (Dd38x)

Do they even have the fucking motor skills?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:17 PM (Ot/FD)

168 Animals That Make No Sense in the Same Place
Casual Geographic (~16m)
https://youtu.be/r3V3hAqyzBo

Posted by: mindful webworker - critters! at July 17, 2026 09:17 PM (p+5Bi)

169
Pretty sure there will be a motion to stay the ruling pending an appeal to SCOTUS so I don't expect you'll be able to go to your local shop tomorrow and find ARs on the shelf. But it's a big step in the right direction.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2026 09:08 PM (vTZFs)

I'm still annoyed with most AR manufacturers for declining to go the Barrett route when Clownifornia banned 50BMG rifle sales.

"Your LEO agencies want to have us repair and service anything we built and sold to you in the past? Howza bout fuck you and fuck your boyfriend. Don't send us anything, even if it's under contract. In fact, you can take back all these rifles that are still in pieces in our shop. Good luck setting the headspace, you fucktards."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2026 09:18 PM (iqcvy)

170 "Gemini, build me a document that is our values. "

"That's a great idea. You're definitely thinking along the right lines. Have you tried Thorazine?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:19 PM (Ot/FD)

171 I'd rather replace Sarsour.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (afJtY)

172 Canary Mission
@canarymission
DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.
"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”
This is an attack on everything America stands for.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 17, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)

She is proposing to take away our Document that represents our values. This means she plans to impose other values on Americans. Bad idea.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (OlzlW)

173 "Your LEO agencies want to have us repair and service anything we built and sold to you in the past? Howza bout fuck you and fuck your boyfriend. Don't send us anything, even if it's under contract. In fact, you can take back all these rifles that are still in pieces in our shop. Good luck setting the headspace, you fucktards."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2026 09:18 PM (iqcvy)

and if the big Three Automakers had done the same back when Calif lost its mind and started regulating everything? Yeah, we'd be much better off today.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (mP0Kj)

174 They have been selling ARs here again for the last few years because they specifically reversed the ban on that. This new ruling will cover everything else. FN-FALs, AKs, M1As, Spas 12, UZI, etc. You know, the good stuff. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:14 PM (S41Gd)

You know, somebody ought to build a cap&ball semi-auto carbine that uses reloadable steel cartridges for ammo. Straight blow-back action. Thirty-round mags. Shoot .36 caliber minie balls through a rifled barrel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (1z8ji)

175 >>>Yeah, poor guy. Maybe he'll be the next Stephen Hawking of the raccoon universe.

Posted by: Eromero

>You mean the Stephen Hawking from the Epstein files, that poor guy getting some therapy? Didn't he believe that aliens would come here to kill us?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (sYM3s)

176 Texas says Eromero can carry. Eromero has ALWAYS carried"

Man, as well. God bless Texas.

Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (XuXeR)

177 Illustrated korans, with a big fold-out of old mo' being buggered by the men of Al Zutt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Size training for bomb insertion is halal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (VQ0bX)

178 She is proposing to take away our Document that represents our values. This means she plans to impose other values on Americans. Bad idea.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (OlzlW)

And what is amazing, is if you read the declaration, it is all about a Populace being able to control their own government... that they have a duty and right to change it if they think it is necessary.

She is literally advocating what the Declaration, says.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (mP0Kj)

179 DSA member Linda Sarsour calls for replacing the Declaration of Independence.

"Do we have the audacity to…build a document that is our values?”

Sure, take you're little cult of commie goat fuckers, find a deserted island about 10,000 miles from here, and have at it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (S41Gd)

180 They have been selling ARs here again for the last few years because they specifically reversed the ban on that. This new ruling will cover everything else. FN-FALs, AKs, M1As, Spas 12, UZI, etc. You know, the good stuff. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:14 PM (S41Gd)
These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (LHPAg)

181 Does she want us to be subject to The Crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland again?

....

Like.....

... What's your game plan, here?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:22 PM (Ot/FD)

182 Was Linda Sarsour born here?

Posted by: Wenda at July 17, 2026 09:22 PM (u84c/)

183 If the law would arrest the crooks and put them in jail instead of turning them loose and back on the streets maybe people would feel more safe. But now I don't blame people for carrying protection. As a matter of fact it makes sense.

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2026 09:23 PM (bqIVz)

184 You know, somebody ought to build a cap&ball semi-auto carbine that uses reloadable steel cartridges for ammo. Straight blow-back action. Thirty-round mags. Shoot .36 caliber minie balls through a rifled barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:20 PM (1z8ji)

A Modern version of the late 1700's Austrian Air Rifle... the one Lewis and Clarke carried... with modern machining?

Would rock.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 09:23 PM (mP0Kj)

185 Sure, take you're little cult of commie goat fuckers, find a deserted island about 10,000 miles from here, and have at it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:21 PM (S41Gd)

Make your own little Declaration of Clit Chopping Goatfuckery, and we'll cross another frozen river on Christmas to kill your dumb assses in your sleep.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:24 PM (Ot/FD)

186 181 Does she want us to be subject to The Crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland again?

....

Like.....

... What's your game plan, here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:22 PM (Ot/FD)

No, that is our plan...

Posted by: Supremes Birthright Citizenship Ruling at July 17, 2026 09:24 PM (mP0Kj)

187 Was Linda Sarsour born here?"

Si. 'Rents were Palestinian refugees...

Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 09:25 PM (XuXeR)

188 find a deserted island about 10,000 miles from here, and have at it."

We're occupied.

/St Helena

Posted by: man at July 17, 2026 09:26 PM (XuXeR)

189 A Modern version of the late 1700's Austrian Air Rifle... the one Lewis and Clarke carried... with modern machining?

Would rock.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2026 09:23 PM (mP0Kj)

There are some modern air rifles on the market now that are repeaters, with integral suppressors (no tax stamp required, as not a "firearm". Pretty cool shit. Thing is, black powder cap and ball guns are also not "firearms" in many jurisdictions. Make those carve-outs work for you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:27 PM (1z8ji)

190 They have to change the Constitution to allow for a state religion

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2026 09:28 PM (bkuEU)

191 https://www.lindasarsour.com › bio
Bio — Linda Sarsour

Linda Sarsour is an author, award-winning
racial justice
and civil rights activist,
seasoned community organizer
and mother of three.
Ambitious, outspoken and independent,
Linda shatters stereotypes of ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:29 PM (VQ0bX)

192 166 does she even know what she means?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Probably not. All that cousin humping really wrecks the IQ.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 17, 2026 09:29 PM (jrKun)

193 181 Does she want us to be subject to The Crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland again?

....

Like.....

... What's your game plan, here?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:22 PM (Ot

History teachers, even the bad ones, are sighing out loud.

Posted by: Piper at July 17, 2026 09:31 PM (Dd38x)

194 Toasty here today & Cat just came in to *flop* on the cool tile floor. Could almost hear a sizzle as he stretched out LOL.

Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2026 09:32 PM (rdVOm)

195 When The Crown held actual sway over this territory, simply intimating that you might maybe like to not be subject to the Crown would get you stretched by the fucking neck.

And here's this frog faced phony ass bitch with her gross ass uncovered face flopping in the breeze like a harlot screaming treason, and the collective Uncle Sam gives nary a fiddler's fuck about her nonsense because fuck her and her filthy whore face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:32 PM (Ot/FD)

196 Makes ya wonder just what kind of compromising information the Chinese were able to entrap with that crowd.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2026 09:15 PM (2WIwB)

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Have you ever heard stories about "The Vault" in Beijing? There are a couple very believable inteviews with high level businessmen who deal directly with China. The joke is that if they don't try to sneak something by in the final contract review, they're up to something else. These guys insist that they take selected individuals down below street level in Beijing to the "Vault" which is a large room containing an entire wall of "safety deposit boxes". If they bring you down there, they will show you a box with your name engraved on an attached brass plaque. They let you sift through the contents, and it is an unspoken bribe which is all yours if you accept, but obviously, it comes with certain obligations.

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2026 09:33 PM (dIske)

197 Thing is, black powder cap and ball guns are also not "firearms" in many jurisdictions.
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They are not firearms under Federal law. I would expect state and local jurisdictions think otherwise, and are classified as a “dangerous weapon” under state and/or local laws in any case.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:33 PM (r2olS)

198 >>Was Linda Sarsour born here?

Brooklyn. The Palestinian get up is a clown costume.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2026 09:34 PM (viF8m)

199 @libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Paul Pelosi charged with with a misdemeanor hit-and-run following crash in California

Posted by: stop - hammer time! at July 17, 2026 09:35 PM (gKWVE)

200 It's kind of annoying and neat and stupid all at the same time just how little State law and Federal law have to do with each other.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:35 PM (Ot/FD)

201 They are not firearms under Federal law. I would expect state and local jurisdictions think otherwise, and are classified as a “dangerous weapon” under state and/or local laws in any case.

Posted by: Common Tater
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Most states are either open or concealed carry OK.
The other states...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:36 PM (VQ0bX)

202 And here's this frog faced phony ass bitch with her gross ass uncovered face flopping in the breeze like a harlot screaming treason, and the collective Uncle Sam gives nary a fiddler's fuck about her nonsense because fuck her and her filthy whore face.

Bartender, I’ll have what he’s having! That’s fucking beautiful.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:36 PM (r2olS)

203 WA state treats black powder the same as modern guns.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2026 09:37 PM (bkuEU)

204
The Declaration of Independence is "The Ark of Our Covenant."

Posted by: ShainS

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:37 PM (VQ0bX)

205 Warai-otoko,
the past couple of days you have been on fire!

Posted by: Wenda at July 17, 2026 09:37 PM (u84c/)

206 Warai-otoko,
the past couple of days you have been on fire!
Posted by: Wenda at July 17, 2026 09:37 PM (u84c/)

Man, i been busy, so i when i can get here i just swan in and shit out some pent up nonsense and y'all just have to deal with it.

But thanks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:38 PM (Ot/FD)

207 Most states are either open or concealed carry OK.
The other states...
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My point is, one cannot say “Na na na na na nah…. This gun isn’t really a gun!”

That ain’t gonna work

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:39 PM (r2olS)

208 And here's this frog faced phony ass bitch with her gross ass uncovered face flopping in the breeze like a harlot screaming treason, and the collective Uncle Sam gives nary a fiddler's fuck about her nonsense because fuck her and her filthy whore face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2026 09:32 PM (Ot/FD)

Impressive. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:41 PM (S41Gd)

209
There are some modern air rifles on the market now that are repeaters, with integral suppressors (no tax stamp required, as not a "firearm". Pretty cool shit. Thing is, black powder cap and ball guns are also not "firearms" in many jurisdictions. Make those carve-outs work for you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:27 PM (1z8ji)

Plus, "antique" guns manufactured before 1898 are not "firearms". Like the Finn M39 Mosin-Nagant I bought about 15 years ago and had shipped to my door in Santa Barbara. Fully rebuilt in 1968 with a new 1968 barrel and stock for the Finn officer cadets, and never issued after being re-arsenaled. But the receiver was manufactured in 1896, so "not a firearm" and 100% legal.

The only problem is, I bought a couple of cases of 1940s Russian and Czech ammo that I can't use now because the jackets are bi-metal and magnetic. Last thing I need is to start a wildfire in the Sierras from hitting a random rock and producing a spark. So I'm stuck with commercial ammo or reloads, if I can find non-magnetic .312 bullets, which isn't always possible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2026 09:41 PM (iqcvy)

210
Well, what happened with the Starship Flight 13 test last night was 4 Raptors on the Super Heavy failed to ignite, triggering the automatic abort.

They are going to swap out 2 of those 4 and try again on Monday.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:41 PM (w6EFb)

211
By the way, the Czech ammo is surplus military practice rounds. Solid bi-metal pistol bullets at about 40 grains with a full charge behind it. SPECTACULAR fireball, with virtually no recoil, and I clocked them with my chrono at around 3600 fps.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2026 09:44 PM (iqcvy)

212 Plus, "antique" guns manufactured before 1898 are not "firearms".
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Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Winchester model 1895 lever action?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)

213 It's dinner. I brought you dinner.

See, the cat isn't the only one who can do this!

Posted by: dog with a 'friend' at July 17, 2026 09:44 PM (vDZgA)

214 WA state treats black powder the same as modern guns.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 17, 2026 09:37 PM (bkuEU)

Same in Jersey. Jersey treats BB guns the same way too. Which is really stupid. Oh, I just jumped through hoops to get a PISTOL permit for this BB pistol? Oh I have an idea, press that BB pistol in your ass, and give the frigging 357 mag.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 17, 2026 09:44 PM (S41Gd)

215 Well, what happened with the Starship Flight 13 test last night was 4 Raptors on the Super Heavy failed to ignite, triggering the automatic abort.

They are going to swap out 2 of those 4 and try again on Monday.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:41 PM (w6EFb)

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Why not swap out all 4 -- unless they want to test its ability without 2 of the Raptors?

Posted by: ShainS -- He of The Unnecessary Vowels! at July 17, 2026 09:45 PM (27aLr)

216 Well, what happened with the Starship Flight 13 test last night was 4 Raptors on the Super Heavy failed to ignite, triggering the automatic abort.

They are going to swap out 2 of those 4 and try again on Monday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:41 PM (w6EFb)

If your Raptor fails to ignite, Bob Dole has the solution for you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:45 PM (1z8ji)

217 The sheep, with quiet reflection and dedication have mastered the art of karate.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 17, 2026 09:46 PM (4g5V+)

218
If you remember on the last test flight, Flight 12, the Superheavy failed to properly relight for the boostback burn.

The cause of that was a too "aggressive" flip (turning its ass end where it need to point), which disrupted propellant flow, and messed up some sensors. The cause of that too strong flip was related to too much heat from the hot staging of the Starship itself. Or something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:46 PM (w6EFb)

219 >> Why not swap out all 4 -- unless they want to test its ability without 2 of the Raptors?

I'm assuming they think 2 of them are okay to go, but the other two aren't. No more information on that. They want all of them running before they takeoff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:48 PM (w6EFb)

220 How is your Mama doing, publius?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2026 09:48 PM (1z8ji)

221 ********Name one invention from a Communist Country or Diversity Filled African Shit-hole Country that changed the world ?????
*********
AK-47

Posted by: Cosda at July 17, 2026 09:49 PM (mOa5T)

222 >> How is your Mama doing, publius?

Just got back. She's doing well, relatively speaking for a 96 year old that nearly killed herself falling. She wants to come home badly. And she will when they get her leg strength back up, and that big surgical wound on her legs heals up enough. That wound is more that we could handle at home for a while, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:50 PM (w6EFb)

223 Yang Holy Words.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 17, 2026 09:51 PM (zZu0s)

224
The heat of the hot staging damaged some sensors, which caused some false alarm conditions or something. Result was that too aggressive flip somehow.

One it flipped itself so hard, the forces involved slung the propellants around, getting out of whack for the needed flow to the engines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:53 PM (w6EFb)

225
I've always wondered about that hot staging. Don't like it. If it works, it works, but at first blush, I just don't like it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 17, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

226
Winchester model 1895 lever action?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 09:44 PM (VQ0bX)

Only if it's MANUFACTURED before 1898, it's not enough if the design itself was from that era.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2026 09:57 PM (iqcvy)

227 But the receiver was manufactured in 1896, so "not a firearm" and 100% legal.
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Under Federal Law

You guys gotta think this through. Most people don’t get charged with anything under Federal Law.
They get charged by the local cop shop or Sheriff’s department, the local DA.

You think you get a Get Out of Jail Free card here somehow?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 09:58 PM (bbqHZ)

228 U.S. MILITARY WINCHESTER
MODEL 1895 RIFLE
By Marc Gorelick, VGCA, and Tim Prince, College Hill Arsenal

Contains US military field trials 1899 assessment, Springfield Armory.
It's disappointing.

https://tinyurl.com/54ebm3aj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 17, 2026 10:00 PM (VQ0bX)

229 Europe has similar laws. Black powder reproduction pistols have a bit of a following there, because acquiring a handgun permit is onerous and expensive.

The BP repros are astonishingly accurate. I wouldn’t want to carry one for self defense over modern cartridge firearms but they are perfectly serviceable and better than being unarmed

Posted by: Common Tater at July 17, 2026 10:03 PM (bbqHZ)

230 Ont up

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 17, 2026 10:05 PM (w3u3d)

231 BREAKING: Paul Pelosi charged with with a misdemeanor hit-and-run following crash in California"

You've hit another car?

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