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The Morning Report — 7/ 15 /26

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Good morning kids.

That this has become a cause cé·lèbre among all the usual suspects let alone the incident itself are both barometers of how our nation is on the verge of coming apart at the seams.

A person was fatally shot in Biddeford, Maine, during an encounter with a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer. Witnesses report that the individual who was shot appeared to be attempting to run over the ICE officer before the officer discharged his weapon. . . The shooting in Maine follows another deadly shooting involving ICE in Houston, Texas, last week. Mexican national Lorenzo Salgado Araujo is also accused of having “rammed an ICE law enforcement vehicle, refused to follow multiple verbal commands, and weaponized his vehicle in an attempt to run over an ICE law enforcement officer,” although this is disputed by passengers presented in the vehicle at the time. Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident. 

Kamala Harris condemned the ICE agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over in Maine.


William Kristol, the NeverTrump icon and supporter of President George Bush, wants to destroy the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency that protects Americans from nation-changing, wage-slashing mass migration.
“Abolish ICE. Now,” Kristol posted on Monday... Kristol’s support for replacement migration is deeply unpopular among GOP-aligned and swing-voting Americans, largely because of the economic damage. The result is that Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.

Yeah, totally shocking that Chlamydia Harris and Kristol meth are blasting away at ICE. But, Markwayne Mullin? The head of the DHS who in that position is running ICE for and at the behest of the man who put him there, President Trump?

In response, Mullin ordered that all ICE officers in the country stop pulling over vehicles in order to do their jobs. The method of pulling over vehicles is one of the most effective and preferred tools for ICE officers, as at-home arrests increase the possibility of danger with access to weapons, according to the Daily Wire, which first reported the directive. At-home arrests also require a judicial warrant, whereas traffic stops do not.

In other words, Mullin’s caving means more ICE agents will be put at risk while fewer deportations will be possible.

Foreign invading criminals are using lethal force to avoid apprehension and deportation and one of our lead law enforcement officers is ordering his front line agents to essentially stand down and become targets. What Mullin should be doing is standing behind his troops and publicly urging them to do their duty and announce that the use of lethal force to defend one's life in the line o duty will always be our policy.

Better put some ICE on those fat putrid lips!

It's insanity like this that encourages not only the illegals to invade and remain here but the criminals who use this issue among every other issue under the sun to use violence and intimidation to overthrow America as founded.

. . . revolutionary movements often convince themselves that one spectacular act of bloodshed will awaken the public and spark sweeping political transformation. History shows otherwise, but the fantasy persists because every generation imagines it will succeed where the last one failed.

One of the interview’s most compelling moments came during a discussion of what Rothman calls the “permission structure” surrounding violence. Contrary to popular belief, widespread support isn’t necessary.

If only a small percentage of the population embraces political violence while everyone else hesitates to condemn it, whether out of fear, tribal loyalty, or ideological convenience, the normalization process begins. Silence becomes accommodation. Accommodation becomes acceptance. Acceptance becomes encouragement.

Sadly it's more than a small percentage and it and the others who may not hurl a molotov cocktail but who cheer on those who do make up a frighteningly large percentage of the populace, and all of them are Democrat/Leftists.

As I hinted at in previous posts, one cannot debate or otherwise reason with cancer. It must be eradicated, mercilessly, and excised from the body politic root and branch. How we are to do that in a manner that is in keeping with our values, heritage and abhorrence of violence is a big question mark. It is my fervent hope and prayer that the good Lord opens their eyes, hearts and minds to the evil they either perpetrate or otherwise support and make them repent and turn away and back towards a path of righteousness and decency. Before it's too late, for all of us.

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1 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

2 Whiskey Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)

3 Top 5!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

5 There's a trickle of a preference cascade starting to form.... the more the breathless fake commie "news" keeps pushing stories of scumbags getting ventilated in a gross ploy to garner sympathy for the scumbags, the more normal people just trying to live their lives in the Great Enshittification hear it and say ".... Good."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:23 AM (Ot/FD)

6 2 Whiskey Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:21 AM
......
I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 15, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

7 I truly don't even have a speck of "oh that's a shame" left in me at stories like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM (Ot/FD)

8 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM (JGS5U)

9 (It is a shame, but only for the cops and agents doing their jobs who now have to wade through a lifetime of bullshit over some dickhead that never should have even been here in the first place.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:25 AM (Ot/FD)

10 Yonder Horde

Trump needs to have a chat with Mullin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:25 AM (jehhT)

11 If only a small percentage of the population embraces political violence while everyone else hesitates to condemn it, whether out of fear, tribal loyalty, or ideological convenience, the normalization process begins. Silence becomes accommodation. Accommodation becomes acceptance. Acceptance becomes encouragement.
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It helps if that small percentage controls the commanding heights of academia, media, law enforcement, and administration.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

12 "Forty-four members of Congress had their text messages viewed by former special counsel Jack Smith’s team amid a probe into President Trump, in an move that Republicans say “ran roughshod over the Constitution.”"

Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped? I think you know the answer to that.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

13 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM (ExV1e)

14 ICE agents that shoot and don't kill a criminal illegal invader should receive a bonus as well as a attaboy in their permanent record.
ICE agents that shoot and kill criminal illegal invaders should receive a bonus, an attaboy in their permanent record, a promotion, extra vacation time and a week's free lunch at Chipotle.

Posted by: Shoot Them All at July 15, 2026 07:27 AM (qC81n)

15 Good Morning.

Let's smile and get rid of these illegal aliens by any means necessary.

Posted by: Case at July 15, 2026 07:27 AM (IY9No)

16 Willowed: "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026


***
When I was a kid in the early Sixties there, only the first six or seven blocks of Bourbon were Party World. Starting in the block where I lived and running another six or so to its end, Bourbon was residential with service businesses like a hardware store, a barber shop, laundromat, an upholstery shop, a grocery store, etc.

That downriver half of Bourbon is still residential, but those service businesses, I think, are all gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:28 AM (wzUl9)

17 7 I truly don't even have a speck of "oh that's a shame" left in me at stories like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:24 AM


Here are some examples:
https://youtube.com/shorts/9RnN5v7Wjg0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 15, 2026 07:28 AM (2Ez/1)

18 It isn't necessarily a cave to cut back on vehicle stops as a means of detaining illegals. If it's becoming more difficult to do it that way than it's worth, then... don't do it that way. Adapt, adjust, learn, improvise. I doubt Mullins's position is that they can all just stay. Just that the once low hanging fruit of pulling them over in their unregistered, uninsured cars is exposing his agents to more risk than it used to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:29 AM (Ot/FD)

19 opened the door to go out with friends and saw in our street, it was full of police cars who had responded to a false report of gun shots and raised voices in my home,” Barrett testified.

The obvious point of swatting is that many time the police are in on the swat.
They know the address, they know who lives there, and they go armed to the teeth.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

20 16 Willowed: "Old Times Square with all the x rated theaters and drug dealers and hookers and stuff."
++++

Hello sailor.
Posted by: Bourbon Street at July 15, 2026



When Times Square was cleaned up asshole columnist Jimmy Breslin was upset and nostalgic for the sleaze and criminals. Asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

21 ‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family
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Terrorism works.

The next time President Trump has an opportunity to nominate a Supreme Court Justice that person will be taking a long, long look at what they are in for because they know that the job carries with it significant personal risk.

Who wants to put their family through that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (FZ29D)

22 Kamala Harris condemned the ICE agents i

Who in Hell cares what Kamala "Border Czar" Harris "thinks" about the very agents who exist to protect the nation's border?

She had her shot. She swallowed it.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (a4flb)

23 Mullin should say, "We will NOT cease doing traffic stops, and in fact will double and triple them. If you don't like it, go home. If you don't want to be shot by ICE officers, don't try to shoot them or run them down. That is all."

We need somebody in there who is somewhere to the right of Roger B. Taney. I hereby volunteer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (wzUl9)

24 Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped? I think you know the answer to that.
Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:26 AM
+++

Hang on, I'm still fixing breakfast.

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen guy at July 15, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

25 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations
****

Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US. The US administration has already notified Canada that the USMC trade agreement will be allowed to lapse. Mexico could also be part of that ending.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (JGS5U)

26 I have to admit the first time I saw Bryant Park all cleaned up after being in California 20 years it was very disorienting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

27 Adapt, adjust, learn, improvise. I doubt Mullins's position is that they can all just stay.

I'm interpreting this as a Susan Collins election contribution.

It isn't like ICE agents are resigning to the nearest fire station and playing bridge until retirement.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:33 AM (a4flb)

28 Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US. The US administration has already notified Canada that the USMC trade agreement will be allowed to lapse. Mexico could also be part of that ending.
Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:32 AM (JGS5U)
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I suspect Mexican politicians are more concerned about not being killed by the cartels.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:33 AM (FZ29D)

29 Apparently a segment of the population is just fine with the Democrats go-to method of protest; violence. It should be met with violence itself.

These people have been brainwashed, radicalized to the point of being a danger to society.

I'd call that out. And make note that citizens putting themselves at risk for illegals, or violently interfering with ICE are putting themselves at risk and the end result could be death.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:34 AM (jehhT)

30 What Mullin should be doing is standing behind his troops and publicly urging them to do their duty and announce that the use of lethal force to defend one's life in the line o duty will always be our policy.

That sounds great... to us. Maybe to 20% of the country. But a large swath of people are easily swayed by emotional argument, something the Democrats have been using for decades, and there's the midterms coming up.

Not everything can be done at 100% all the time.

Also, bear in mind that any powers and aggressive stance that we insist federal law enforcement be given, and use vigorously, can, and will, be used against us once the Democrats regain power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

31 Our congenital defensiveness and fear of the media strikes once again. But how hard was it to see that Mullins was another GOP fraud, full of bluster and tough talk until it came time to own the issue.

They double down, we equivocate and retreat.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 07:35 AM (fZiTB)

32 "Mexican politicians should be concerned about trade relations with the US."
------

We're only worried about the graft.

Posted by: Mexican politicians at July 15, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

I'm pretty sure that people in the Trump Administration are reminding this nutcase about the tens of billions of annual remittances from this country into Mexico can be taxed, surcharged and regulated away.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:36 AM (a4flb)

34 basically if you are in free society, a capitalist society, after two or three, four, generations of hard work everyone becomes kind of decadent, lazy, spoiled — whatever. Then, luckily, you have these waves of people coming in

Tell you exactly how Kristal thinks about hard working Americans.
You must be replaced every 90 years because you do not work cheap enough or hard enough.
Fuck you Bill

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

35 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

36 Ordinary American

I think Treasury is going after the money underpinning the protests.

No money, no organized protests. I can take that trade as a tactical shift from street arrests, which can be changed as needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

37 "Did Conservatives Jump the Gun on ‘The Odyssey?’"

No. To Hades with Hollywood.

Posted by: fd at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (MWfyi)

38 Warai-otoko

*Fist bump*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

39 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks. I hope so.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 07:38 AM (fZiTB)

40 I suspect Mexican politicians are more concerned about not being killed by the cartels.
****

Most of those politicians are paid off by the cartels. If the US lets the trade agreement lapse, legitimate trade gets higher tariffs and less access. It could also be an incentive for the US to go after the banks that handle all of the cartels money laundering.

Posted by: clarence at July 15, 2026 07:40 AM (JGS5U)

41 "And interest on the debt? That’s running $78 billion ahead of last year."


We spent $958 BILLION on interest payments for the debt last year. We are going to spend over $1 TRILLION to service our debt this year and it is only going to get worse because we are adding $2 TRILLION in new debt each year.


This is not sustainable.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 15, 2026 07:41 AM (0N4FZ)

42 Any time, ANY time, the Constitution is supported and its attackers are damaged is a reason for celebration.

The invasion of the US and the support of it by domestic enemies is only one facet of the present war. A war the left is committed to winning by multiple aggressive and passive methods.

I've brought the subject up here and elsewhere I am often accused of being a Fed plant, and given the recent history of khaki-sunglasses-Jan 6-not-so-secret-police I get how that happens.

So what is the defense? The senate is irretrievably corrupt, the money machine in politics torpedoes effective individual speech, the days of Mister Smith going to Washington were fantasy even when that movie was made, and the America many of us grew up in is long behind us with no path for returning.

What are we to do, other than complain, I mean? The enemies are partly easily identified, and partly well-concealed. Speaking out? Does that have an effect, or are the iPhones hypnotized the masses so well everyone is deaf?

Go ahead and call me a Fed plant if you like, but invaders were once repelled by shot and shell. As far as I can tell the First Barbary War has not ended but has expanded.

Posted by: He who questions all of it at July 15, 2026 07:42 AM (vj9mz)

43 "Did Conservatives Jump the Gun on ‘The Odyssey?"
++++

"Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

Posted by: Betteridge at July 15, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

44 A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend — before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (YtmxO)

45 > I think Treasury is going after the money underpinning the protests.
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I'm sure they are.

However that does nothing to quell the radicalized individuals who act on their own accord. And there are many of them that will act when there's no protest, paid or not.

I have a suspicion there are a lot more of them roaming around, just itching for a reason to ram an ICE agent, stab a counter protester or whatever.

Street violence has been normalized. Either we get used to it or actively do something to quell it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (jehhT)

46 “The enemy will not hesitate to use all the means and weapons at its disposal, not only through attack but also by other means,” Sinwar coolly speculated. “It may even use a nuclear bomb.

Instead they find you at home, safe in your bed, and kill you like a thief in the night. 1300 times so far.

hahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

47 Also, bear in mind that any powers and aggressive stance that we insist federal law enforcement be given, and use vigorously, can, and will, be used against us once the Democrats regain power.

If the Demonic Party regains power, its Light's Out and a Thousand Years of Darkness. We don't have to wait to see what they will do, J6 gave us a glimpse.

Thy didn't wait to see if the GOP would weaponize every department of government — they went and did it anyway.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:44 AM (a4flb)

48 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

Cuz the Democrat lawyers just didn't want it badly enough.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

49 New York City has a Muslim mayor from Uganda who has been a naturalized U.S. citizen for only eight years. Minneapolis has a Muslim member of Congress from Somalia who became a naturalized U.S. citizen at the age of seventeen. Roughly 4% of Congress are foreign-born naturalized citizens, while 15% of Congress have at least one immigrant parent. A third of the judges occupying prestigious and powerful positions on the D.C. District Courts were born in foreign nations.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (YtmxO)

50 Will this cause the GOP to spring to action, or will they sit in the corner and watch the Constitution get raped?

As I am fond of saying "Questions you know the answer to should not be asked."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:45 AM (RjOoY)

51 Never trust a guy with two first names morphed into one.

Who names their kid Markwayne, anyway?

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (J4Dwc)

52 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (mISmA)

53 There's a trickle of a preference cascade starting to form"

Indeed. I wondered yesterday, tho - why the protests in Maine but not in Houston? Odd, if all "hispanics" are of one mind.
(hint - all are not).
Also, I note that the "cave" on enforcement tale comes from one single 3rd hand "report". I'll wait before lighting pitchforks.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

54 Former Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday condemned the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over — and the onetime “border czar” was swiftly given a fact check online.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:47 AM (YtmxO)

55 "... and my other brother Markwayne..."

Posted by: Larry at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

56 Mexican Government Sends Lawyers to Block ICE Deportations

Cuz the Democrat lawyers just didn't want it badly enough.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Handcuff a wetback to evey mexican lawyer and sendbthem back.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (mISmA)

57 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.

Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (qC81n)

58 Who names their kid Markwayne, anyway?

Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

Builds character, and less junk to throw out later.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)

59 Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3."

Quiz - who has more face piercings, her or her husband?

Yeah. Dimwit.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

60 Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.
Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission

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This is absolute f'n madness. It's hard for my eyes and ears to see just how quickly this demonic cult "religion" is making substantial inroads in this country. Horrifying doesn't begin to describe it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

61 *slinks off to barrel*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

62 This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.
Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (qC81n)


The people who profit most from the modern day slave trade are the Democrats in Congress because their state gets more representation because all bodies count whether they're citizens or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

63 As I am fond of saying "Questions you know the answer to should not be asked."

Clearly you are not a trial lawyer.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (a4flb)

64 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

Builds character, and less junk to throw out later.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:48 AM (a4flb)
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*** "BORT" license plates have entered the chat ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (FZ29D)

65 >We spent $958 BILLION on interest payments for the debt last year.
++++

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

66 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Good morning.

The ~good news is that the Left using Islam to take control ends up with Islam in control, and a lot of dead leftists. Seen this before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

67 Close tags in the nic ftw

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

68 Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3."

Quiz - who has more face piercings, her or her husband?

Yeah. Dimwit.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)


It is amazing to see how many people not only record themselves breaking the law but then post it to social media.

It is disheartening to know how many are never punished for the crimes they show themselves committing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

69 Indeed. I wondered yesterday, tho - why the protests in Maine but not in Houston? Odd, if all "hispanics" are of one mind.
(hint - all are not).
Also, I note that the "cave" on enforcement tale comes from one single 3rd hand "report". I'll wait before lighting pitchforks.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

Well the only one in Maine just got schwacked, so...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (Ot/FD)

70 Stop going after the illegals directly. Go after the legals who make it possible for them to live here comfortably.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:37 AM (Ot/FD)

This is the way. Go after those who profit from our modern day slave trade.
Posted by: Meat Packers, Roofers and Churches


Said that for years. Same as you go after a drug dealer's house and cars, (asset forfeiture), take a meat packing plant or a roofing company.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 07:52 AM (mISmA)

71 Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.
Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission


Seems like that would violate the Constitution but maybe CJ Roberts would decide that it's just a tax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

72 San Franpsycho

Eh. Time in the Barrel toughens the survivors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

73 *It is amazing to see how many people not only record themselves breaking the law but then post it to social media.*
++++

We appreciate it when they self identify.

Posted by: The normies at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

74 This was willowed from this morning. I'm praying for all of them.

68 My daughter needs every prayer the Horde can muster. Almost six hours ago she had complete heart failure. She is currently in the ICU on a heart lung machine. They will soon take her to the OR to see if they can figure out what is happening. My thanks in advance. I have faith in the Horse's power of prayer.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 15, 2026 06:26 AM (l4yIu)


It's a gut punch when you hear things like that from parents about their kids.

I was up all night working. Not having a dog to carry up and down the stairs helped productivity.

All of you take care.

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (Sco7b)

75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

76 Time in the Barrel toughens the survivors.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)


But the smart ones take steps to ensure it doesn't happen to them again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

77 Incredible discovery.
Med School Dean: “The Vast Majority of Pregnancies Are in Women”

*bloosh* mind blown by this new learing

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

78 Clearly you are not a trial lawyer.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:50 AM (a4flb)
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Nor a mafia don.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

79 75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

Someone needs a gay cruise to forcibly drop him off in Iran...

Later...

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 15, 2026 07:56 AM (Sco7b)

80 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)


Between this, and crying over the dead illegal in Houston, and saying that drag is the most important thing in the world, and we should ban guns, and meat...

He's gonna run away with that Senate race.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

81 75 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (Ot/FD)

82 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

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I used to get sad as a young kid when the Romper Room lady would look into her mirror at the end of the show and call out kid's names. She never said mine! *wipes tear*

K-E-L-L-Y. Say it! It's not that hard! I think I've felt like an outcast ever since....

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

83 It is disheartening to know how many are never punished for the crimes they show themselves committing.

In a normal functioning society, the Canadian woman who got handsy would have received Karma Right There in the form of a public beat-down.

That is one thing I like about the Mexican culture, when the police guns down one of theirs, the Normals will shake their head and say, "Yeah, he deserved it" and move on. Its the idiots who like societal decay who threaten to sue everyone for the crime of self-defense or enforcing the law against a determined criminal.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (a4flb)

84 Good morning, beloved Horde!

Perhaps I'm a bit of a Pollyanna, but I have a different interpretation of Mullin's order regarding ICE agents. I thought I read that the pause in pull overs was temporary, pending training in adjusted strategies. It makes sense to me that if their current traffic stop protocol allows the opportunity for attempted ramming, they would adjust their protocol to reduce the opportunities for ramming. Example: suppose officers alter their approach to a vehicle so that they reduce the time spent in its potential path.

In this case, Mullin is NOT caving.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (OlzlW)

85 Parents who like seeing the dismay on their child's face when entering a gift shop and their son can't find any vacation souvenirs with his name on it.

About ten odd years ago, my mom gave me a keychain with my name on it. She said it always made her sad when she saw that my name was never available on them.

Childhood Trauma: Healed.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (RjOoY)

86 FWIW, Amy Coney Barrett should step down. She's playing at politics, and has no idea how dangerous that can be...
that, or toughen up.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

87 Stateless

Thank you for reposting. I should have done that.
Captain Josepha Sabin and her husband XO are interesting people. She owned a bookstore, and to move they had to offload a lot of books.

Took a tour of the local Art Museum with her. Saw some Art Thread winners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

88 Not being funny but you kind of knew with a name like Markwayne

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (jqCWg)

89 I think I've felt like an outcast ever since....

So that is why you find comfort in the company of the Island of Misfits here.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (a4flb)

90 In New York, the top 1% of earners pay about 45% of all state income taxes in any given year, so New York’s revenue is very reliant on high earners to stay in New York, and that has been a challenge in recent years.
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Oops. Barely an inconvenience to move out of NY, so unless Hochul's Democrats can staunch the bleeding, NY is going to be worse off every day than it was the day before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 07:58 AM (tld9k)

91 But the smart ones take steps to ensure it doesn't happen to them again."

Never say Never... again.

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)

92 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”
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Islam isn't a religion, you political popcorn fart.

Posted by: It's a cult at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

93 A leftist Canadian woman allegedly slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend — before she was arrested and detained by immigration officials.

Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, allegedly recorded herself confronting a group of four girls on the Point Pleasant Beach boardwalk when she became violent on July 3.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:43 AM (YtmxO)

Should have the shit kicked out of her. Immediately. Jersey style. In the not too distant past, she would have been swallowing her teeth.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (5xuJ/)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2YhKe)

95 Captain Josepha Sabin and the XO also attended my miniMoMeet for Jewells45, less than a year before she passed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

96 "Son, one day you'll be famous enough that a German newscaster is going to be forced to say your name out loud on TV....."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (Ot/FD)

97 Former Vice President Kamala Harris on Tuesday condemned the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents involved in the fatal shooting of a Colombian national who allegedly tried to run them over — and the onetime “border czar” was swiftly given a fact check online.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 07:47 AM (YtmxO)

Her version of Oblahblah's, "I don't have all the facts, but the police acted stupidly"?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

98 Barely an inconvenience to move out of NY, so unless Hochul's Democrats can staunch the bleeding"

Hey, I know - let's tax soda!

/philly

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR)

99 FWIW, Amy Coney Barrett should step down. She's playing at politics, and has no idea how dangerous that can be...
that, or toughen up.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)


I'd be happy if she just glanced at the Constitution. You know, once.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (ExV1e)

100 They will continue having their minions commit suicide in an effort to get the masses to scream for the government to "DO SOMETHING!"

And they will. And no one will be safe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (2YhKe)

101 Good morning Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a good day so far!

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (QLC6i)

102 Her version of Oblahblah's, "I don't have all the facts, but the police acted stupidly"?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

Yeah, that's what we need.

A fucking Franzia Summit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (Ot/FD)

103 Media trust is currently at 14%, trust in newspapers is at 17% while trust in the police is at 45%.

now do doctors

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

104 First, burner phones made it impossible to catch anyone committing crimes. Now they can simply drive away with no fear of being apprehended.

What a great time to be alive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (2YhKe)

105 What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (Ot/FD)
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More nonsense from Talarico. He's just value signaling "empathy". The guy is so superficial and thoughtless that he doesn't really understand how dangerous his words are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (tld9k)

106 The Left is perfectly willing to have their idiots sacrifice themselves to get what they want. And they also have no problem threatening Supreme Court justices to get what they want.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (NlEaG)

107 Incredible discovery.
Med School Dean: “The Vast Majority of Pregnancies Are in Women”
++++++++

They know what causes that now.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1)

108 now do doctors"

Phrasing?

/chunky nurses everywhere

Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

109 More nonsense from Talarico. He's just value signaling "empathy". The guy is so superficial and thoughtless that he doesn't really understand how dangerous his words are.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:02 AM (tld9k)

Sometimes it dawns on me that when these pencil necked goobers wax wroth on how horrible and pestilent and damaging their own putative culture is and has always been throughout history...

They're actually bragging.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Ot/FD)

110 The things that come out of Talarico's mouth simply astound me. I'm left thinking it can't possibly be true. Yet, it is. Incidentally, he dumps on "his" Christianity so much. Sure makes one wonder why he wants to be called a Christian at all. This is one vile POS that needs a curb stomp. I hope he gets obliterated in November with the most embarrassing loss commensurate with his insanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

111 now do doctors
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)


I'm pretty okay with my radiotherapist. And my gastroenterologist.

Most of the other doctors I've had in the past 30 years... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

112 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,”


Talk about surrender. Why doesn't he discard his f'd up pseudo christian skin suit and pull on a burqua and bash his head against the ground several times a day?

The most violent? Damn, son, you missed Communism 20th Century Style.

And please explain exactly what form of Christianity is lobbing missiles at all of their neighbors in service of fulfilling Armageddon fantasies?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:05 AM (a4flb)

113 I used to have a different nic

Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

114
The ~good news is that the Left using Islam to take control ends up with Islam in control, and a lot of dead leftists. Seen this before.

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So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

115 The most violent? Damn, son, you missed Communism 20th Century Style.

Also, neither the Nazis not the Imperial Japanese were Christian.
Also, WWI wasn't a religious war.
Also, neither was any other European war more recent than the 16th century, or so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

116 Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

What in the high holy fuck is this new jack retard babbling about now?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Tater Word Salad has no clue what he spews.
His ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (mISmA)

117 Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM
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I'm right here, boss.

Posted by: The toilet seat at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

118 104> First, burner phones made it impossible to catch anyone committing crimes.

Most idiots fire-up their burner phones proximate to their own phone. Might as well connect the two.

Network analysis software, which has been around for decades, makes "burner phones" only useful for Hollywood plot fixing.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (a4flb)

119 If you thought Nolan's movie couldn't sink any deeper than the Kraken finding out Lupita is Helen of Troy...

In another nod to 'modernity,' Nolan's script drops the F-bomb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:08 AM (2GVsD)

120 Morning again Horde thx JJ.
Senator Tuberville said the data centers can come up Alabama after Hochul 's ban. The data center people have to learn to bribe NY politicians to get things done

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (m2wmY)

121 Any super powers yet, like loading the dishwasher to your wife's satisfaction?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)


I can become invisible. But only when I'm naked and no one is looking at me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

122 The toilet seat

I found separate and unequal bathrooms to be one key to a stress-free marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

123 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,” Talarico told the New Yorker. “I’m Season 2—the most violent season. My religion has done more damage to both of those religions than they’ve done to each other.”
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Islam isn't a religion, you political popcorn fart.
Posted by: It's a cult at July 15, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)



Talarico is a menace to society and a danger to himself and others.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

124 Through the whole period of history when Christianity was exceptionally violent... Everyone else was too. The world was a violent place. Everyone was killing everyone. You had to literally alter the environment by how many people you murdered to make a name for yourself as an especially murdery murderer, like Genghis Khan.

The various wars between the Christians and Muslims for hundreds of years were just another side show in the wars between Everyone and Everyone. They were a bit more flashy about it, and had to walk farther to get there. But the second everyone came back from fighting the Infidels, they went straight back to fighting Larry from across the Danube, or Abu Ben-Booby from the next wadi over.

Some rice dicked little spaz doesn't get to crown himself with the title of Most Violent just because he wants to feel special.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (Ot/FD)

125 that, or toughen up.
Posted by: man at July 15, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

Neither will happen. Once a careerist squish, always a careerist squish.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (fZiTB)

126 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (53oGX)

127 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)

128 More than two decades after the United States invaded Iraq, American forces are set to complete their withdrawal from the country by September 30, Iraqi Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi announced Tuesday during an Oval Office meeting with President Donald Trump.
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Seems like kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (+aBHc)

129 Patti LaBelle is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)

130 California roadside icon Pea Soup Andersen's, closed for years, to be demolished

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That's a shame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

131 More than two decades after the United States invaded Iraq, American forces are set to complete their withdrawal from the country by September 30, Iraqi Prime Minister Ali al-Zaidi announced Tuesday during an Oval Office meeting with President Donald Trump.
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Seems like kind of a big deal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (+aBHc)


TACO -- Congressional Democrats

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

132 Huck Follywood

Bringing the troops home to defend Festung America?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

133 How long did it take people to figure out the opposition to Trump from high ranking "conservatives" wasnt personal at all, but actually political because they were leftard idiots?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (jqCWg)

134 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)



Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

135 Talarico and Harris need to start a podcast.

See which one can blither the most.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2GVsD)

136 But comrade we are anti ICE. Up agin the wall...comrade.

Posted by: little people at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (ehY6c)

137 I found separate and unequal bathrooms to be one key to a stress-free marriage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:09 AM
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It also seems practical to have two dishwashers side by side, with the dishes continuously alternating between them.

Posted by: But that's just me at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

138 Patti Labelle has been murdering the Anthem for 40 years

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (jqCWg)

139 Sometimes it dawns on me that when these pencil necked goobers wax wroth on how horrible and pestilent and damaging their own putative culture is and has always been throughout history...

They're actually bragging.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:04 AM (Ot/FD)
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Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (+aBHc)

140 Anna Puma

Harris has no ability to influence Talarico. He is very anti-woman.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

141 Christians, according to Talarico, are ‘Christofascists’ who are practicing “Christofascism”.

Christianity is far more violent than Islam, according to him, and has caused far more damage to Islam than the other way around.

How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

142 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.
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Madmani: "We must tax more!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (+aBHc)

143 So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.
Posted by: Lady in Black


They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

144 Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:13 AM (+aBHc)



He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

145 “Christianity is Season 2, and Islam is Season 3,”

What season is Judaism?

What the hell is he babbling about or is he trying to be cute with his answers on Christianity?

Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)

146 But that's just me

Lack of space in the kitchen, and plumbing limitations make 1 dishwasher a winning argument.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

147 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

148 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)
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The polls might be wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (+aBHc)

149 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.
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Madmani: "We must tax more!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (+aBHc)



Yet, it's not enough. It's never enough.

And the electorate keeps re-electing this garbage.

Wake up, stupid. You're destroying yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

150 Remember when the world stopped the Nazis by slapping teenage girls for wearing certain clothes?

Canada does.

What a pathetic fucking country.

I hope ICE deports that dumb bint. And her soy boy dick-licking husband.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (hJ9AL)

151 The Empire State leads the nation in state and local taxes collected, with per capita collections at $12,495 – or 78% above the US average.


That's not the flex they think it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (mISmA)

152 How is talarico 1 point down or tied with Paxton? The poll was taken in Talarico 's " church".

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (afJtY)

153 He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

Almost all human children, too!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (Ot/FD)

154
What the hell is he babbling about or is he trying to be cute with his answers on Christianity?
Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 08:16 AM (Oy/m2)



Forget it, he's pandering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

155 *How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?*

He's not.

Posted by: Polls are for strippers at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

156 He just oozes children in his crawlspace. MANY children in his crawlspace.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)
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Walz-like.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (+aBHc)

157 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)


Like this...

I commissioned the Totally Bullshit, Made Up poll to tell me how the Senate race in Texas was going. They polled 1048 imaginary people and came up with Talarico 78%, Paxton 1%, Some Random Ayatollah 21%.

It's not intended to measure anything, it's intended to convince the weak-willed that something which ISN'T popular is so they will back it to be part of the "in crowd".

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

158 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Rule #1. Women and children are fair game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (mISmA)

159 So true, Salty. Only bad part is once they're entrenched and overtake those blind idiots on the left, we'll still be stuck with their death cult religion too. In even greater numbers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

The bright side, if there is one, a LOT more Christians will wake up ready to take care of business than if everyone remained in their slumber. As Reagan said - if you want peace, you can have peace right now. Surrender.

I will say again - in underestimating Christians, the bloodthirsty Left and Islam are making one of the gravest miscalculations in world history. But they can't help themselves. They each see people that want to live and let live, and take it for weakness. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (jqCWg)

160 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)

161 So if the Mexican government is sending lawyers to try and block deportations, how about we PNG their diplomatic staff? All of it? Including their many consulates?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (8l6/L)

162 > Talarico does indeed sound like he's pretty self-impressed. Smug even.
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I don't wonder where he gets it.

He's got more than a handful of sycophants telling him he's the 2nd coming.

Typically... politic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (jehhT)

163 Tomorrow, SpaceX launches another Starship test, this time carrying actual satellites into orbit. Good luck SpaceX!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (+aBHc)

164 Yet, it's not enough. It's never enough.

And the electorate keeps re-electing this garbage.

Wake up, stupid. You're destroying yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)


You know how Republicans will run on "we're gonna cut taxes and remove X million people from the tax rolls"? Most of those people will subsequently not care how much YOU have to be taxed so that THEY can get something for nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

165 @90 get this. My county, Ulster, is trying to implement a high earners surcharge tax. They need to change the laws and get Hochul 's signature. My DSA assembly woman has be putting out propaganda that high earners aren't leaving despite the data . These people never stop

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (m2wmY)

166 They will hate my rules of engagement. Trust me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:15 AM (mISmA)

Rule #1: Don't miss.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Rule #1. Women and children are fair game.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (mISmA)
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I think you guys are playing different games.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

167 May Talerico end up on a street corner pandering for $20.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2GVsD)

168 157 How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

Like this...

I commissioned the Totally Bullshit, Made Up poll to tell me how the Senate race in Texas was going. They polled 1048 imaginary people and came up with Talarico 78%, Paxton 1%, Some Random Ayatollah 21%.

It's not intended to measure anything, it's intended to convince the weak-willed that something which ISN'T popular is so they will back it to be part of the "in crowd".

Same as it ever was.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

Talarico will win with 100% of the turnout, with 100% of the vote. According to my extensive research and polling.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (8l6/L)

169 And now for a break from electoral politics: https://youtu.be/vp_szhKqIK0

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

170 ===================
Walz-like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:18 AM (+aBHc)



Remember when watching Ferris Bueller and thinking that the principal had a creepy factor? Then, in real life the guy gets busted for child porn?

Talarico is 10 times that guy.........

I can't wait for the walls to come crashing down around him, releasing all the children he's been diddling for the last 10 years as a 'religious leader.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

171 She recorded "Lady Marmalade" 52 years ago.

So there's that.

Posted by: Person with calendar at July 15, 2026 08:21 AM (2Ez/1)

172 You know how Republicans will run on "we're gonna cut taxes and remove X million people from the tax rolls"? Most of those people will subsequently not care how much YOU have to be taxed so that THEY can get something for nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

They can trample and shred our 4A rights for decades, but the second some pissant functionary snoops on *their* texts, it's a la lanterne and light the fucking candle, ain't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (Ot/FD)

173 I saw Patti Labelle leaving the Philly airport one afternoon, and she was in a rage. Her bodyguards were pushing people out of her way, and she was angrily yelling at her driver even before she got in the car. Seemed like a real peach.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (+aBHc)

174 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)
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That summer t-shirts emblazoned with "Voulez-vous couchez" were de rigeur

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

175 Saw yesterday that in NC Whatley is within 4%of Cooper in the NC Senate race. That's within the margin of error and a good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (m2wmY)

176 I think you guys are playing different games.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Yeah. Gates of Vienna.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (mISmA)

177 Patti LaBelle sang lead vocals on "Lady Marmalade" (1974) ... "Lady Marmalade" is about a man's sexual encounter with the titular prostitute, but Patti LaBelle later claimed that she was completely oblivious to its overall message, saying: "I didn't know what it was about. I don't know French and nobody, I swear this is God's truth, nobody at all told me what I'd just sung a song about."

A titan intellect, that one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:19 AM (wVcYX)


The first verse is in English:

He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans
Strutting her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?" hmm hmm

She's lying.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

178 141 Christians, according to Talarico, are ‘Christofascists’ who are practicing “Christofascism”.

Christianity is far more violent than Islam, according to him, and has caused far more damage to Islam than the other way around.

How is this idiot tied or 1 point down from Paxton?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

He’s dumb enough to think that all of TX is like TX HD-50. He is in for a surprise.

I get numerous texts asking me to participate in polls. Legit, or scam, they go into the trash.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (8l6/L)

179 1974 was 52 years ago. That was when Patti LaBelle was last relevant to me.

Fun Fact: 1929's Great Depression is closer in time to 1974 than 2026 is to 1974.

Now you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

180 So all the race hustlers are in Mississippi trying to manufacture a race riot.

Some teens went on a boat to an island with a bunch of other people.
One of the kids was black and was last seen with a girl.
It's a tragic story. Most likely he was drunk, tried to swim, and drowned.

But now the racists are claiming these long-time friends murdered him and are covering it up.
So not only do those kids have the loss of their friend, they are now all accused of being racist.*
And won't be allowed at his funeral.

Their accusation is actually their confession:
They think it's plausible because they know, if they could, they would murder a white.

* what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

181 Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:12 AM (2YhKe)

I did some digging. Her accuracy rate is worse than Angel Hernandaz's during the last few years before he retired.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (J4Dwc)

182 Why would you believe the results of any poll?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

183
Yeah. Gates of Vienna.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:23 AM (mISmA)

Gates of Delirium?

Posted by: Yes at July 15, 2026 08:26 AM (8l6/L)

184 I gotta ask

I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

185 Regardless of polls, we still have to hold the election, just to be sure the poll was right.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (8l6/L)

186 Why would you believe the results of any poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)
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Confirmation bias.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)

187 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)

188 Fun Fact: 1929's Great Depression is closer in time to 1974 than 2026 is to 1974.

Now you know.
Posted by: Count de Monet


I was 12 in '74. That hurts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (mISmA)

189
I did some digging. Her accuracy rate is worse than Angel Hernandaz's during the last few years before he retired.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (J4Dwc)



I've only seen highlights from one game. She changed so many rules during that one stretch......Called a balk, yet the pitch counted, didn't let a player contest balls and strikes because he didn't do it 'fast enough....'

The woman isn't fit for summer league. But she's FIRST!!!! And we all know how important THAT is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (2YhKe)

190
I was 12 in '74. That hurts.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (mISmA)



You're the same age as my uncle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

191 redridinghood

When will it be National Periodic Table Day? Or Thomas Sowell Day?

It's always a food item day. Lots of lobbying went into that fluff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

192 Salty Dawg

Did you see Britain's latest daft idea?

SS Richard Montgomery, a Liberty ship, ran aground in 1944 in the Thames estuary and sank. There are still about 1,400 tones of explosives in the cargo holds.

Now they want to remove the masts and display them on land. Though these masts serve an obvious purpose, to warn other ships of the danger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

193 @182 polls aren't the word of God, but they do show trends even if they're push polls. Being that close at this point is a good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (m2wmY)

194 I was 12 in 1974 as well, Rickb223.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2noDb)

195 127 Patti LaBelle screeched out some ear-wrecking version of the National Anthem prior to last night's MLB All-star Game.

So tired of this shit.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:10 AM (J4Dwc)

What is the MLB All Star Game?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (8l6/L)

196 187 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭
Posted by: redridinghood


And my office is celebrating it. Life is good.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (RjOoY)

197 Today Is National Hotdog Day. 🌭
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (NpAcC)
=====

*warms up hot dog cannon*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

198 Patti LaBelle is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:11 AM (2GVsD)


The MLB is still alive??

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (QLC6i)

199 184 I gotta ask

I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

"What if we split the trolley in half so they can all die?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (Ot/FD)

200 Anna Puma

Thanks. Did not see that. Not everyone uses GPS before they drop anchor. SMH.

Wait. I have a little list ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

201 Did they DIE the horrible female umpire to the All-Star game? I mean, they forced her upon the league and she's been as terrible as everyone thought she'd be. Might as well make a spectacle of her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


She's no worse than the rest of the umpire crew.
The ABS Challenge System is proving that.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (mISmA)

202
The MLB is still alive??
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:30 AM (QLC6i)



And charging $9 per hot dog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

203
“I didn’t expect that performing this service was going to put me in the position of explaining to my children what a bulletproof vest was, and why I had to wear one.”
‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family


Oh cry me a river of tears you ignorant bitch. Get the judges subordinate to you under control and stop allowing criminals to go scott free and you'll never have another second of worry.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (QVmho)

204 * what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

To the surprise of no one, race-hustler Benjamin Crump represents the family in that.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc)

205 One year later, in the summer of Jaws (1975), a singer by the name of Donna Summer would release a song entitled, "Love To Love You Baby."

It was a heady and confusing time for young lads on the very cusp of coming of age.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (wVcYX)

206 She's no worse than the rest of the umpire crew.
The ABS Challenge System is proving that.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (mISmA)



Ah, but she's showing them the way. Just deny them the ability. "You weren't fast enough......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

207 There are still about 1,400 tones of explosives in the cargo holds.

Now they want to remove the masts and display them on land. Though these masts serve an obvious purpose, to warn other ships of the danger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2026 08:29 AM (2GVsD)

A proper country would leave the boat and put the 1,400 tonnes of explosives out on display.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:31 AM (Ot/FD)

208 June PPI below expectations

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

209 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (m2wmY)

210 Look at this, same Islamo-Socialist shit in Michigan as we've seen with Mamdani and with Platner :

"Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
14h
Detroit News/Glengariff poll | 7/8-7/11 LV

US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 (crosstabs, net)

🟪College: El-Sayed +7
🟩No College: Stevens +22
🟪White: El-Sayed +12
🟩Black: Stevens +46
🟩Already voted: Stevens +9
🟪Election day voters: El-Sayed +18
🟩Still holding on to their absentee ballots: Stevens +27
🟪Union: El-Sayed +5"

College, White, Union (Soviet?) - go for Islamo-Socilaist wanker

No College, Black (Minorities, places like Detroit most likely) - Plain ol' Dem

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (GD0B3)

211 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

212 Warai-otoko

Guy Fawkes Day #2. The Liberty Ship cargo bugaboo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

213 I was 12 in 1974 as well, Rickb223.
Posted by: Jaimo


*fistbump

I feel old.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (mISmA)

214 208 June PPI below expectations
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

209 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:32 AM (m2wmY)

tell me y'all get the same RSS feed without telling me....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (Ot/FD)

215 what an exact way to teach children "do not be friends with blacks"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (hJ9AL)

The segregationists never left us.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (jqCWg)

216 "...didn't let a player contest balls and strikes because he didn't do it 'fast enough...' "
+++

He knows what he did.

Posted by: Female ump at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1)

217 @208 San Franpsycho, beat me by that much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (m2wmY)

218 Justice Barrett, if the heat of the particular kitchen you find yourself in is too high for your liking, I have a suggestion...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (nbLIj)

219 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

He's probably gay.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)

220 Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


When did Stevie Wonder start calling games?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (mISmA)

221
He's probably gay.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)



Too busy checking out the pitcher's junk.


And I'm not talking about his curve ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

222 I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

He's probably gay.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (jqCWg)

Everything looks like a ball when... uh...

nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (Ot/FD)

223 @224 actually watching Maria Bartiromo's show. They are happy as a pig in mud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (m2wmY)

224 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

225 >I was asked this month, for the first time in 2 years, to participate in a poll. My answers so disturbed the push-poller that he cut the polling short.
-------
More proof that polls are commissioned by people with an agenda or narrative they want to push.

And that they're all horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (jehhT)

226
When did Stevie Wonder start calling games?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:34 AM (mISmA)




I just called.....

To say.....

That's strike two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

227
223 @224 actually watching Maria Bartiromo's show. They are happy as a pig in mud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:35 AM (m2wmY)



You got access to the time machine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:36 AM (2YhKe)

228 One year later, in the summer of Jaws (1975), a singer by the name of Donna Summer would release a song entitled, "Love To Love You Baby."

It was a heady and confusing time for young lads on the very cusp of coming of age.

--

*tosses in "Chevy Van" and "Afternoon Delight" into mix*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (qBdHI)

229 Have a great day, everyone.

Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

230 tell me y'all get the same RSS feed without telling me....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (Ot/FD)
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I have bo idea what that is. I'm watching Maria.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

231 Hey all these people want to murder me, I should probably be super nice to them and fuck over all the people who aren't trying to murder me.


Amazing leadership instincts. Top notch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (Ot/FD)

232 @227 Sponge , no just have hot dog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM (m2wmY)

233 Why would you believe the results of any poll?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1)

People fear uncertainty more than they fear being wrong.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:38 AM (jqCWg)

234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

235 Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:37 AM

+++

You do this on purpose?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

236 I'd be embarrassed to be the guy that's worse than her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

C. B. Bucknor

Posted by: one hour sober at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (J4Dwc)

237
Female umpire is 3rd worst in the league in accuracy. One guy ahead of her has only worked the plate in 2 games, so she's actually 2nd worst.

___________

No inherent reason why women can't be umpires and just as bad as men. The problem is that MLB slots are few and the conditions for minor-league umps would embarrass a chicken-processing plant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (1oSzn)

238 234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

239 Producer price index showed a significant drop in June as much as a full percentage point better. Good news for the economy

--

No matter. MSDNC* was screeching yesterday all about how "millions were going to die" because of Trump. Millions, I say!

Presumably because of the curtailing of welfare and other kinds of endless fraud perpetrated upon the American taxpayers.

*Jr. Black watches it for the lulz

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (qBdHI)

240 Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident.

------

What good is this government to us? Sheinbaum is a high-ranking cartel official, nothing more. Order a drone strike on her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

241 Preps needed for going to a casino with another widow. I have a bet going that I won't get a word in edgewise on the 1.25 hour trip. And she will repeat her 4th of July story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

+++

You do this on purpose?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Penance?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (mISmA)

242 234 Chuck Schumer lets loose a huge fart whenever he opens his mouth.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (77rzZ)

243 Democrat Responds To Threats Against SCOTUS Families By Accusing Justices Of Taking Bribes

Rosa DeLauro is prettier on the outside.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 15, 2026 08:41 AM (2ap+5)

244 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

245 Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black


Oh to sit in the gallery with a thermal imaging camera.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (mISmA)

246 - @193

What does the Word of God have to do with anything?
Signed #TheScience

Posted by: TeeJ at July 15, 2026 08:42 AM (dAv7M)

247 What good is this government to us? Sheinbaum is a high-ranking cartel official, nothing more. Order a drone strike on her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

Or get the higher-ranking cartel officials in your pocket and then you can effectively rule mexico by remote control.

"Wait, you just want to sling shit in California and New York? Hell, man, vay con dios, no one cares about those idiots. Just try not to kill any normies, sabes?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Ot/FD)

248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


So he Nadlered live on CSPAN.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (mISmA)

249 Schumer's grilling technique is finally catching up to him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

250 You almost have to laugh.

The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

251 Mexico is attempting to sue the U.S. over the incident.



Dear Mexico,

Your pendejo was trespassing.

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivors will be shot again.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (mISmA)

252 A U.S. Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations hearing has reignited debate over COVID-19 vaccines, cancer risks, and scientific transparency. Among the witnesses was Dr. Aseem Malhotra, a London-based consultant cardiologist, who delivered testimony that has sparked intense discussion online and among policymakers.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

253 Can someone explain, in great detail how Iran is in any position or capability to control The Straight of Hormuz?


Gas is over 4 bucks again, here in deepest darkest PA.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 15, 2026 08:45 AM (XV/Pl)

254 > You almost have to laugh.

The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...
---------
Sadly, there many that willingly go along with this. Street violence has become normalized for the left and resistance to it will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (jehhT)

255 Yes, let's all FREAK OUT over ICE suspending vehicle operations for a day.

Posted by: deadrody at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (vgB0v)

256 Totally OT.

Bing's homepage today is awesome.

Marie Lake, John Muir Wilderness near Bishop, California.

I'd love to fish that lake.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (mISmA)

257
The people that tell you Ashley Babbitt deserved to be shot in the neck are also saying police officers are now not allowed to defend themselves when a foreign invader tries to kill them...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)



The capitol police have guns. They should use them.

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

258 Mullin:

This deflect the heat a bit for awhile.

Taking a step back doesn't necessarily signal retreat.

Given this happened 48 hours ago and nobody is burning down Maine and there hasn't been wall to wall films of protests says a lot about Maine and the attempts to exploit this encounter.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (FxH7T)

259 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.

The current game is not much more than monster ball throwers vs monster bat swingers. Here's my fastest pitch - try to hit it.
OK - lemme swing as hard as I can but only if you throw it low enough for me to uppercut it.

No more actual pitchers vs actual hitters. Who adjusted to each other. That was baseball.

Now excuse me while I direct my fists towards the nearest cloud.

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (QLC6i)

260 And consider for a moment;

If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

261 I love me some pole dancing

https://x.com/ABC/status/
2077108750347821550

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (/+uur)

262 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:43 AM (Ot/FD)

I forget which faction of the Sinaloas Sheinbaum works for, the Chapitos or the Maiyiza.

Whichever one it is, form a temporary arrangement with the other, release some of their people statewide, provide them with some of the Yanqui arms they love so much, and a juicy kickback, etc.

In return for Sheinbaum's mutilated corpse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (BI5O2)

263 It seems like baseball becomes a completely new game every five to ten years or so, and it's been doing that my entire life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (Ot/FD)

264 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.

The current game is not much more than monster ball throwers vs monster bat swingers. Here's my fastest pitch - try to hit it.
OK - lemme swing as hard as I can but only if you throw it low enough for me to uppercut it.

No more actual pitchers vs actual hitters. Who adjusted to each other. That was baseball.

Now excuse me while I direct my fists towards the nearest cloud.
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 08:48 AM (QLC6i)



I'm old enough to remember when the strike zone was knees to letters, or in the women's case, knees to nips.

The fact that they've shrunk it so much, it's no wonder hitters are cranking HR's every 15 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

265 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.

Hopefully that is the case.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (l4RKn)

266 Or, the US responded to Mexican invaders under Pancho Villa with an explicitly military response...why are foreign invaders under the cartels attacking America not being handled the same way?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

267 well, that was fast :

"BREAKING: President Trump just announced the ICE traffic stops WILL BE *REINSTATED* after DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin suspended them due to recent shootings."

Is Mullin a dud ?

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (GD0B3)

268 My guess was he was suspending operations so they could quietly resume them when the furor dies down. That's what a Democrat would do. If they even bothered suspending at all.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (jqCWg)

269 When will it be National Periodic Table Day? Or Thomas Sowell Day?

It's always a food item day. Lots of lobbying went into that fluff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 15, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)
******
Periodic Table Day is February 7th
Thomas Sowell's birthday is June 30th which not an official holiday, but hopefully one day it will be.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

270 "We CANNOT give up one of I.C.E.’s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP! Once we do, we are playing right into the criminal’s hands.”

“The Radical Left Dumocrats would like to see this done, but it won’t happen on my watch. I.C.E., be judicious, fair and smart, and go back and do your very important job.”

“Keep those Crime Stat Records coming! Remember, you are loved and respected in America. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3)

271 @TheAtlantic
·
Follow
The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.

ha
Platner Talarico Mamdani

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:51 AM (/+uur)

272 A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment.


That didn't 'come lose.'

She never anchored it to anything........

Posted by: Zombie Lindsay Graham at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

273 Ugh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (2YhKe)

274 And one more point...

When the Trayvon Martin story hit the news I remarked this should be taught as a lesson to feral yutes.

Jump someone and you might just get shot.

Here we should give the officer that shot the invader a medal on national TV and note to invaders - leave now or surrender peacefully. If you attack America or Americans we will shoot you.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm)

275 You'd think I'd learn.

Seems I'm past that point in life.

I'm Trump. I never learn anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

276 265 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.

Hopefully that is the case.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 08:50 AM (l4RKn)

They have kids rolling tires down hills and ICE shooting them.
The tires that is

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)

277 The belt-to-knees strike zone of today's MLB is ridiculous. As is the way catchers try to frame EVERY pitch into that zone.


If I were the plate umpire, I lean over and whisper in the catcher's ear, "you move your glove after you catch a pitch and it's an automatic ball".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (mISmA)

278 It's also, National Give Something Away Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

279 Markwayne Mullin is a Republican. That's all. If you want to put someone in charge of ICE, a Republican isn't going to hack it.

See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

280
If I were the plate umpire, I lean over and whisper in the catcher's ear, "you move your glove after you catch a pitch and it's an automatic ball".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:53 AM (mISmA)



The call should be, as intended, where the ball crosses the plate and shouldn't make f*ck all what the catcher does with his glove after catching it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

281 260 And consider for a moment;

If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

Because HE’S A SWEETHEART!!! Laws should never ever apply to him!!!

Posted by: The Left at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (8l6/L)

282
Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (nbLIj)

283 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

Find yourself a nice Equatorial Guinean, do a little bit of paperwork to get them paroled....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Ot/FD)

284 If an American citizen snuck into Iran and then tried to run down an Iranian cop with a car how would this story be covered?

==

I see numerous problems with this analogy....

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (GD0B3)

285
Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (nbLIj)



Maybe retire before you're too old to control your walking farts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

286 Why is a Mexican invader dying while trying to kill a cop being covered differently?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

Because leftard agitation is fun.

The people "covering" this story are your sworn enemy. They want you in jail but preferably dead. They are Tokyo Rose.

They pray to Satan for more deaths and injury so they can agitate some more.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (jqCWg)

287 Regarding ICE vehicle stops...

What, specifically, is the "correct" way to stop a vehicle with an illegal who's hell bent on avoiding capture?

More to the point; when said illegal is being helped by interference from rabid Americans, radicalized to use violence against ICE.

spoiler: there's no correct way. so let's just quit altogether.

This is what the left wants. I'd rather shoot everyone involved in the attempted escape.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (jehhT)

288 I saw mention that ICE was going to pause car stops until they trained agents on new/correct procedures.


Why can't we have Michael Bay "train" them?

How difficult is it to 1033 some M204 40mm HEDP grenades for our hard working ICE agents?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (PVBkQ)

289 248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

So?

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (8l6/L)

290 Maybe grill both sides of the burger, Chuck...
Posted by: Joe Kidd


Maybe retire before you're too old to control your walking farts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


No more crop dusting?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (mISmA)

291 US is now bombing Iran in daylight.

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

292 > The result is that Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.

They always were "aligned with pro-migration Democrats".

They just took off the mask.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (IG3/x)

293 People fear uncertainty more than they fear being wrong.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:38 AM (jqCWg)

I think you’ve hit on it - the entire polling biz is built on the willingness to seize onto a false reality, rather than live with the uncertainty of life.

There is no more comprehensive display of polls uselessness than the Paxton/Cornyn runoff race. Every poll done said it was either tied, or that Paxton had a slight lead.
Paxton won with a 2-1 margin, one of the biggest blowouts in years. Not a single poll saw that coming - not a single poll was within 20 points of the actual result.

Polling in general has become complete garbage. Polling in Texas is double plus sized garbage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (wLnmp)

294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (8l6/L)

295 Find yourself a nice Equatorial Guinean, do a little bit of paperwork to get them paroled....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:55 AM (Ot/FD)

African warlord.

I want the guy carrying out an ethnic cleansing of the Aztecs to be black, since they hate blacks so very much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM (BI5O2)

296 What, specifically, is the "correct" way to stop a vehicle with an illegal who's hell bent on avoiding capture?



M79 40 mike mike Thumper.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (mISmA)

297 Pull my finger. Go on . . .

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

298 Remember:
Bill Krystol's most famous tweet was, basically, "I only want a democracy that enacts my policy preferences."

And that's the entire left--you can have your democracy as long as only we are in charge of everything.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (3cUTc)

299 The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy.
---------

Anyone who pays attention to my daily schizo rantings would have known this bullshit was being deployed a year ago or more.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (jqCWg)

300 Trump rescinded Mullin's order. The focus should be on him and those on his team who advised to stop using an effective "crime fighting tool".

Posted by: runner at July 15, 2026 08:59 AM (GD0B3)

301
They pray to Satan for more deaths and injury so they can agitate some more.
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 08:56 AM (jqCWg)

May the mighty Schlürpo guide me and protect me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:00 AM (8l6/L)

302 I saw an anti-ICE protest yesterday.

It was about half 65+ and about half college/HS aged.

The grey hairs had the signs and the angry looks. The yutes were all buying ice cream from the neighboring shop and eating it while "protesting"

Note this was in the evening so the lack of middle aged people wasn't because they were at work.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm)

303 A 15 year old female and 16 year old male drove around town shooting 7 family members, killing 5 in southern Illinois and we are talking about a Colombian that tried to run over an ICE agent getting killed.

Let's be honest, no one in the media or government really cares about human lives, they care about narratives and optics (no pun intended).

Posted by: Zoomer Conservative at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (gpYm5)

304 Is Mullin a dud ?

Stanjer buddup.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (zdLoL)

305 The best part of the Schumer fart clip is when even he was laughing. He tried not to laugh but it got out, like the fart

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (m2wmY)

306 294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM
-----
Let's talk about Men's Metric Kickball instead.

Posted by: Said no one ever at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

307 Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08

This will not stop gas. It’s a thing. In public it’s embarrassing, and he even giggles. Maybe just an excuse me would suffice?

By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

308 MarkWayne McMullin? Way too many syllables there

Mark Mullin wouldn't end car stops...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

309
By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

It's not the hearing part that's bad....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (SXx26)

310 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.

No need to outsource. The Left has already done all of the heavy lifting — they refuse to deport the most violent of illegal aliens, in fact they will dial down a multiple homicide to misdemeanor mopery in service of keeping their precious maniacs at hand.

The thugs are mercenaries. Just reward them with something in exchange for a few heads of Leftists, or a whole bus full of them, I don't care; they are already committed to violence, why not just channel their inner demon for Good?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (+4Cf6)

311 With all due respect to the senior senator from the great state of Maine, sit down, shut up, and quit interfering.

Posted by: President Trump at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

312 Your median professor sits so far left that AOC, Sanders, and Warren would count as moderates in any faculty lounge.

Faculty from 55 elite universities form one towering blue spike of ideology far out on the left, density exploding past 6, with virtually nothing on the conservative side.

This was built through decades of selective hiring, social enforcement, and the systematic purge of dissent.

And because they credential the people who run media, law, government, and tech, the monoculture leaks into every elite institution downstream.

~~ Professor Bill Jacobson, who somehow still has a job at Cornell Law School
=========================

This is the problem. Education is rotten to the core, from Kindergarten through Medical Schools, the left has occupied the entire zone and every school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:03 AM (fn4/u)

313 How much are the Anti-ICE protests paying today?

Posted by: Stoner living in the basement at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

314 redridinghood

Thanks for letting us know about today being National Hot Dog Day. I am clearly on the cutting edge of gastronomic psychic powers, because I was planning on having hot dogs and beans for lunch even before I learned the hog dogs had a special day. Hot Dog!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (D+BhG)

315 Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Illegal alien who killed 3 with his truck in CA sentenced to UNDER 5 YEARS

https://tinyurl.com/3bpmdxfx

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

316 > Hochul’s Halt of Data Center Construction in New York Is Met With Dismay

Ah, Hochul the Yokel.

The gift who keeps on giving.

She's nearly as good for the Texas economy as Newsom.


Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (IG3/x)

317 @303 the people involved in the murder of five , both victims and perps , were black. The situation didn't further a leftist narrative so it was memory holed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (m2wmY)

318 313 How much are the Anti-ICE protests paying today?
Posted by: Stoner living in the basement at July 15, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

They're being coordinated by some one.. I thought Kash said they were gonna release the info on who's funding this....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (SXx26)

319 Find out who's making these recommendations to Mullin. Is it someone higher up or is he listening to dimwitted subordinates?

Whatever the case, Trump just trumped all that bullshit he was being fed.

But... still find out who's feeding him this crap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (jehhT)

320 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper

It's not the hearing part that's bad....
Posted by: It's me donna


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:05 AM (mISmA)

321 Swalwell and Platner were both used for this fake clawback of "masculinity".

And what's more they got to do their usual which is do it as oppositional impossible to coexist forces. Basically here's these toxically masculine creeps that are Democrats and so tough and manly and tough.

But "we" - Democrats - reject these scallywags (when we need them politically destroyed) which keeps their idiot awfls on board who aren't as offended by the bad little rapist creeps as they like to claim.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (jqCWg)

322 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Why not just quickly cover your mouth and nose, roll back your eyes and [pretend] to pass out on the floor?

Shame is good.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (+4Cf6)

323 Mullin is as clumsy as he is stupid, Darth Trumpo added.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 15, 2026 09:06 AM (YWLSN)

324 248 The 75-year-old was criticizing President Trump and the war in Iran when he seemed to have lost a war of his own that was brewing in his trousers, letting loose an audible fart that went out live on C-SPAN airwaves Tuesday.


First, you lose control of your bowels.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
==========================

I fought in that war too.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler's underwear assistant at July 15, 2026 09:07 AM (fn4/u)

325 Take Beano before and there'll be no gas.

Posted by: Beano at July 15, 2026 09:07 AM (wVcYX)

326 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)

You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (jqCWg)

327 Take Beano before and there'll be no gas.
Posted by: Beano


Eat meat. I've rarely had a ribeye fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (mISmA)

328 See if Bukele is willing to loan us one of his top men for a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2)

Bukele has explained exactly how it’s done, quite openly. And he’s said that if you really want to clean things up, you have to immediately fire *all* the judges and replace them with your own people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (wLnmp)

329 Beefarino for the win!

Posted by: Rusty the horse at July 15, 2026 09:08 AM (J4Dwc)

330 You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.
Posted by: ...


Wait. Piper can see that?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (mISmA)

331 The best part of the Schumer fart clip is when even he was laughing. He tried not to laugh but it got out, like the fart

Next week he will be running around demanding that people pull his finger.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (rgGn5)

332 Maybe just an excuse me would suffice?

At his first public appearance after an assassination attempt,
a balloon popped as Ronald Reagan was speaking.
He paused one moment, ad-libbed "Missed me" and went on -- into eternal legend. He became Ronaldus Magnus in that moment.

I might be worth a shit shot.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (zdLoL)

333 Why do farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

334 I recently started taking a statin, and have noticed increased gassiness.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (fn4/u)

335 ‘Threat Level is Really High’: Barrett Tells Congress How Threats Have Affected Her Family
---
And yet you encourage it with your goofy-ass, muddled middle opinions because you want to try and keep the left happy.

When they know that you are always going to rule against them, they'll leave you alone.

But since they know you succumb to fear and fret for your friendships with Democrats, they will keep it up.

You are not our friend, don't come crying to us until you are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (3cUTc)

336
Why not just quickly cover your mouth and nose, roll back your eyes and [pretend] to pass out on the floor?

Shame is good.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 15

Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (hftzA)

337 ... so deaf people can enjoy them too.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (wVcYX)

338 “Kristol and his former-GOP allies at The Bulwark are increasingly aligning themselves with pro-migration Democrats.”

Increasingly? They’ve been hard left for 10 years. There’s no more increasing. They’ve hit the ceiling.

Posted by: Kaka at July 15, 2026 09:10 AM (rKig4)

339 Ghost fappers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (wOO3z)

340 Millionaires are Fleeing New York — Taking $11 Billion in Tax Revenue With Them

-
Whaa? Just as it was becoming a Gangster Paradise?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

341 Massachusetts Proposes Government Islam Commission - Commission will use “practice of Islam” to pick government appointees.

.. what happened to that refrain of "Separation of Church and State" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

342 238 234 @nypost
·
56m
Chuck Schumer appears to let loose huge fart on Senate floor https://trib.al/CYKIQId
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

Can we get these gassy dipshits a fucking sneeze button already?

Fucking hell, man. Chew your food you gross bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 08:40 AM (Ot/FD)

Schumer carrying on about the battle in the Strait of Hormuz while losing a battle of his own in his shorts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (N39Ws)

343 Trump came on the scene and said follow me *I* will take the flak. He's still doing it now. And Republicans were like "nah we were just bullshitting about doing basic conservative shit and wanting to win".

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (jqCWg)

344 Rhode Island just enacted a tax increase that will chase the highest-earning households out of the state and ensure revenue shortfalls as long as it remains in place.

These millionaire taxes are an increasingly popular idea that benefits low-tax states while punishing everyone who remains stuck in high-tax ones.
========================
They're coming after JackStraw

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (fn4/u)

345 255 Yes, let's all FREAK OUT over ICE suspending vehicle operations for a day.

Posted by: deadrody at July 15, 2026 08:47 AM (vgB0v)

======

They suspended "non-critical" vehicle stops.

"Critical" vehicle stops continue.

Also, ICE vehicles can follow cars until the cars come to a stop still.

I said it yesterday that the move was mostly PR, and it's increasingly looking like it.

But don't believe me, believe the people who said that immigration enforcement had already come to a complete halt months ago because of the killings of Goode and Pretti caused the administration to be afraid for the midterms. According to these people, ICE stopping all vehicle stops doesn't mean anything anyway because all deportations are done already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (GKzf4)

346 By the way, I have had clients have this happen during class. I do everything in my power to pretend I didn’t hear it.
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:02 AM (Dd38x)


There's a reel I saw a while ago. Cute little girl in a ballerina outfit. Doing her little dance and rips one loudly. She just politely says excuse me. You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 09:11 AM (QLC6i)

347 the fizz, the fazz, the fizzfazz, the ripshit, the tear-ass, the snorter, and the one that goes fffffFFFOOM

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (ZxPkt)

348 Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

Curse your faster fingers!

Posted by: Just The Punchline at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

349 330 You must really have your hands full as ghosts also see a lot of fapping.
Posted by: ...


Wait. Piper can see that?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:09 AM

No! Thank the heavens.

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (/FMtk)

350 Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Ahh, the Spirit Airlines customer demographic targeting strategery. Make sense for those of you beyond The Veil.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (rgGn5)

351 The International Criminal Court (ICC) has specialized in calling out our friends, such as the PM of Israel, and giving a pass to our enemies, like the late Fidel Castro.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:12 AM (RHGPo)

352 I fart in your general direction!

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (wVcYX)

353 Remember when Marco Rubio's political future was over because of a water bottle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (GKzf4)

354 There's a reel I saw a while ago. Cute little girl in a ballerina outfit. Doing her little dance and rips one loudly. She just politely says excuse me. You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026

How did this not make the ONT?

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)

355 Good morning!!

Another scorcher on deck in my area. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (X8xt3)

356 Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol: ‘Abolish ICE Now’

"Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol"? Hey, I'm old but I'm not old enough to remember when Bill Kristol was a GOP champion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

357 NYPost: Metro Illegal immigrant, 21, trucker gets slap-on-the-wrist sentence after horrific SoCal crash killed 3

An illegal migrant truck driver who killed three people after plowing into several vehicles on a Southern California freeway has been sentenced to less than five years in prison for the horrifying wreck. Jashanpreet Singh, 21, an Indian migrant who entered the US under the Biden administration, smashed into seven other vehicles on the 10 Freeway in Ontario in October 2025. Singh pleaded guilty to three counts of felony vehicular manslaughter with gross negligence for the crime last week. He faced up to 10 years in prison, but was sentenced Tuesday to four years and eight months.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

358 350 Because I need to them to keep paying me?

Ahh, the Spirit Airlines customer demographic targeting strategery. Make sense for those of you beyond The Veil.
Posted by: Community Notes at

Spirit Airlines. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (hftzA)

359 Chuck wanted to laugh after he let it rip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (wOO3z)

360 Loose lips cause loose bowels.

Posted by: dantesed at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (Oy/m2)

361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.

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Even a plane hijacker gets freed by these crazy judges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (fn4/u)

362 356 Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol: ‘Abolish ICE Now’

"Former GOP Champion Bill Kristol"? Hey, I'm old but I'm not old enough to remember when Bill Kristol was a GOP champion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

======

I remember when Bill Kristol's entire raison d'etre was killing brown people in the Middle East which made him Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (GKzf4)

363
No more crop dusting?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 08:57 AM (mISmA)



The fine art of crop dusting is a time honored tradition amongst men.

Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

364 >>“Abolish ICE. Now,” Kristol posted on Monday.



I care about what he thinks and wants as much as I care about any of the NRO or Dispatch crew.
Not a bit. Even having to read this treacherous slug's name is annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)

365 First Minister John Swinney has apologised to a Dundee girl who brandished weapons at a Bulgarian man who was later convicted of assaulting her Ilia Belov, 22, was convicted last week of grabbing and pushing the girl and uttering sexual remarks to the girl and her friends last year. Swinney said he would apologise to the girl, as he said his comments at the time of the incident were based on the information he had on the case at the time. Police Scotland have now admitted that their initial statement "did not fully reflect the situation."

... police in the UK seem to have a real problem with initial assessments bearing nothing like the reality of the situation

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

366 361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.
=========================
Even a plane hijacker gets freed by these crazy judges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (fn4/u)

======

These judges have to know that the people are getting deported anyway. They have to know.

Otherwise they're retarded at levels unforeseen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (GKzf4)

367 How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)


Instagram videos don't embed well on this site. And I don't want my search history to reflect me trying to find that elsewhere!

Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (QLC6i)

368 Sima is 18, but has already given birth four times. Her youngest is a newborn, the eldest is four. Sitting with her children in their mud-brick room in Badghis province, Sima says: “After the Taliban entered the country, I had just finished the sixth grade and was supposed to start the seventh. But two months later, my father pressured me immensely to marry my cousin. After being beaten by my father several times, I was forced to accept.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

369 How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper


It was too cute. She was drop dead serious. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:17 AM (mISmA)

370 The call should be, as intended, where the ball crosses the plate and shouldn't make f*ck all what the catcher does with his glove after catching it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)


Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)

371 366 361 “This activist judge forced ICE to release a criminal illegal alien who was convicted and sentenced to 22 years for hijacking a plane back into American communities,” DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis raged in a statement.

“This is yet another example of an activist judge trying to thwart President Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminal illegal aliens from our country.

And ?

Posted by: Maryland Man at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (SXx26)

372 . You then hear laughter in the background and she says something like "ballerinas have to fart sometimes too"
Posted by: Doof at July 15, 2026

How did this not make the ONT?
Posted by: Piper at July 15, 2026 09:13 AM (hftzA)



This point seems very valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (2YhKe)

373 An elderly couple were at church one Sunday.

Halfway through the service the wife leans over to her husband and whispers, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”

The husband replied, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

374 The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men.

When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

375 Asking the important fart question; was it wet?

You can sometimes tell from the sound.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)

376 Please put out the fire on your heads. Tom Holman has already clarified that the “stop vehicle stops” is a big nothingburger. Exactly as The Blade said yesterday. The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (bAJQW)

377 State and Local Government Behind Slow Recovery From 2025 L.A. Wildfires

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Well, high speed rail comes first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

378 Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)



This was going to be my next comment about it, but agreed. Lazy f*cks just want money for nothing. But they still ain't gettin' no chicks for free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)

379 363
The fine art of crop dusting is a time honored tradition amongst men.

Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

Jerry Nadler just entered the chat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (N39Ws)

380 376 Please put out the fire on your heads. Tom Holman has already clarified that the “stop vehicle stops” is a big nothingburger. Exactly as The Blade said yesterday. The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (bAJQW)

======

But Jesse Kelley said that it meant that all deportations were over, that Trump was going to open the borders, and that Noem would have done better!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (GKzf4)

381 I watched every mets game for 15 years and never saw "framing" work once on an umpire, for any team.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (jqCWg)

382 So now it’s a fart thread.

Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

383 373 Count: LOL!

Posted by: The Great State of Texas at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (IG3/x)

384 Even having to read this treacherous slug's name is annoying.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:16 AM (X8xt3)


He is a smug c*cksucker. And a nepot. His father and mother had the last of the brains in the family.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (l4RKn)

385 375 Asking the important fart question; was it wet?

You can sometimes tell from the sound.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (jehhT)

You can bet that it'll itch later when it dries.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (N39Ws)

386 Umpires are lazy. It's too much trouble to watch the pitch when all they have to do is watch the glove.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:18 AM (l4RKn)


Don't write this down, but I find baseball probably as boring as you find baseball. Mrs. Baseball found it boring, too. -- MLB Umpires

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

387 >>Anti-ICE Woman Found Beaten To Death — Alleged Suspect Is ‘Asylum Seeker’ She Met At Pro-'Palestine' Rally


"She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake

“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
And you know your bite is poisonous and now I’m gonna die”
Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (X8xt3)

388 @bennyjohnson
·
17h
Something big is coming on election fraud.

300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…

Former ODNI Tulsi Gabbard was on the ground during the early days of the investigation.

Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (GKzf4)

389 I don't really like the phrase "activist judge" that the movement has settled on.

It's playing in to the Fake Words game of the ontoclasts. "Activism" is a good thing. It's dynamic. It's productive. It's useful. Everyone wants to be an Activist.

The problem is not that they judges are activists. It's that they're fucking corrupted.

Corrupt Judge. That's what we should be calling them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (Ot/FD)

390 You have to be able to trust your farts completely. If you let loose a real ripper, you better be DAMN SURE it's only gas.

Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

391 Lazy f*cks just want money for nothing. But they still ain't gettin' no chicks for free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:19 AM (2YhKe)


And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)

392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.

Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

393 The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

So many women have fallen for that only to have The Blade shout "First!" five seconds later and walk away.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

394 306 294 These musings over something called “baseball”, long dead, is amusing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 08:58 AM
-----
Let's talk about Men's Metric Kickball instead.
Posted by: Said no one ever at July 15, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Neither. Baseball is dead and soccer sucks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (8l6/L)

395
Failure to control the situation is where you need to re-evaluate your condition and maybe leave it for other, younger models.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

Jerry Nadler just entered the chat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

That fat fuck didn't even move and he just crapped his pants. He did do the mud pants shuffle to leave the room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wOO3z)

396 The workday beckons. I gots to get paid.

See you fine folks later this evening.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (wVcYX)

397 Not one judge is releasing illegal thieves and murderers out of "activism". It's being done by way of initiation. Like a punk kid knocking over a liquor store or murdering a hobo to prove their "cred" so they can join the gang that runs their block.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (Ot/FD)

398 390 You have to be able to trust your farts completely. If you let loose a real ripper, you better be DAMN SURE it's only gas.
Posted by: Don Black at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

Once you are over 50, never ever trust one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (N39Ws)

399 If i have to fire one off when my youngest is in the room, I always rip ass as loud as I can. She gets a kick out of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (BI5O2)

400 So now it’s a fart thread.
Posted by: Bulg


Boob thread was yesterday.
I don't make the rules.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (mISmA)

401 And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)



This is the theme across all sports. Officials have been injecting themselves into the outcome of games for WAY too long.


CHECK their DRAFT Kings! Clap Clap Clapclapclap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

402 And MLB has allowed them to involve themselves in the game to far too great an extent. Their egos are unbridled, and it hurts the game.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2026 09:21 AM (l4RKn)

There’s no game to hurt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (8l6/L)

403 Camel cooties

Posted by: The Ballots at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (LOZbR)

404
Everything Democrats touch turns to 💩
Hitler's mustache with diseased semen on it.
Sad!

Posted by: MAGA lol at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (qDa2L)

405 382 So now it’s a fart thread.
Posted by: Bulg at July 15, 2026 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

I approve.

And remember, the more you eat, the more you shit.

Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (8l6/L)

406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

407 404 is a fitting post for the troll.

Sad!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (8l6/L)

408 406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

Preach on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (N39Ws)

409 If i have to fire one off when my youngest is in the room, I always rip ass as loud as I can. She gets a kick out of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Exactly. Kids get a kick out of that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (wOO3z)

410 >300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…


Almost as many as investigated Bubba Wallace's noose.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (rJ48h)

411 406 392 "I stand by that."
On The View's podcast today, bigot Sunny Hostin doubles down on saying the American flag makes her feels "unsafe" when she sees it in a neighborhood.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

Then stay the fuck out of their neighborhood, bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (Ot/FD)

Neighborhood, hell.

She can get the fuck out of the country.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (8l6/L)

412
Boob thread was yesterday.
I don't make the rules.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:23 AM (mISmA)



Ok. I'll try......


https://shorturl.fm/rLJJY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

413 My new campaign song!

https://tinyurl.com/3scnvx8e

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (/ocYZ)

414 393 The Blade knows things. Always trust The Blade.

So many women have fallen for that only to have The Blade shout "First!" five seconds later and walk away.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)
——

‘But The Paolo, he … how you say … sneaks in and scoops those ladies up while the Blade paisan is distracted looking for song lyrics.’

— The Paolo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (bAJQW)

415 >> 393

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (3Ope8)

416 >>I don't really like the phrase "activist judge" that the movement has settled on.


How about "insurrectionist judge?"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

417 410 >300 FBI agents have surged into Fulton County…


Almost as many as investigated Bubba Wallace's noose.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (rJ48h)

Bubba is still racing. Fulton County will continue cheating. Another day that ends with the letter "Y".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (N39Ws)

418 Anti-ICE Woman Found Beaten To Death — Alleged Suspect Is ‘Asylum Seeker’ She Met At Pro-'Palestine' Rally

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JustICE?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

419 Posted by: MAGA lol at July 15, 2026 09:24 AM (qDa2L)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

420 I hope Sunny Hostins neighbors all start flying flags, every day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (/ocYZ)

421 So Moo Moo Go Time Heroq gets pretty bored when he's banned. When he got banned a few times ago in 2024 he came back under various newnics posting anti-Trump "polls". So take some trolls with a grain of salt.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (jqCWg)

422 Preach on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:25 AM (N39Ws)




How are you doing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

423 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Marine Joey Jones just NAILED IT on ICE stopping traffic stops — which President Trump is now resuming

"You can't let the FEAR of a bad headline without an investigation stop you from doing what POTUS mandated ICE to do."

"ICE shoots when their life is in imminent danger. In that moment you do NOT go, 'the vehicle might run me over but let me shoot the tires so there's not a riot or protest!'"

https://tinyurl.com/mrkvttjj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)

424 413 My new campaign song!

https://tinyurl.com/3scnvx8e
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 15, 2026 09:26 AM (/ocYZ)

His favorite movie?
"Hot Sh*ts. Part #2"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (N39Ws)

425 That fat fuck didn't even move and he just crapped his pants. He did do the mud pants shuffle to leave the room.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2026 09:22 AM (

The look on Nancy's face when the smell hits is priceless. I watch that video whenever I need a good laugh. Brandon's "uuuuh uuh muh butt's been wiped uhhh duuhhh" video is a classic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

426 Bubba is still racing. Fulton County will continue cheating. Another day that ends with the letter "Y".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:27 AM (N39Ws)



Hell, they're making him the face of the sport.

Idiots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

427 Scanning Yahoo "news", it's amazing how many articles they link actively promoting sedition.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (sl73Y)

428 Shit, if we could get a handful of our own "activist" judges just once in this country's history I'd be overjoyed.

I don't give a damn about these fake notions of jurisprudence or impartiality. It's a political position. it's always been.

Use it as such.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Ot/FD)

429 PDT isn't giving any ground .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (afJtY)

430 Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++
They're going to finally release the Kraken?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)

431 422
How are you doing?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 15, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

Doing good! Feel great. See doc on Friday, expecting nothing but good news. How's the First Lady doing?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (N39Ws)

432 3X Times More Americans Trust the Police Than the Media

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This is why we need to abolish the police.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

433 Boob thread next thread

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2026 09:30 AM (mISmA)

434 Investigators have been told to prepare for major arrests by the July 17th deadline.

-------

#TwoDays?

Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++
They're going to finally release the Kraken?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 15, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)
——

‘Bro I already did’

— Cuck Schumer’s Yuge Fart

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bAJQW)

435 Art is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

436 Heard a story about Andre the Giant enjoying farting in a crowded elevator

Posted by: The Ballots at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (LOZbR)

437 Threats against conservative justices must be taken seriously, given the foiled attempt on Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s life. And swatting is a favorite liberal tactic.

Is there any reasonable prospect of a cease fire on the part of Democrats? I don’t think so. I think the leaders of that party believe that they are well served by their militant wing, which includes Antifa, various anti-ICE groups, and mentally ill potential assassins. So I don’t expect the situation to improve.

~~ John Hinderaker
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The left isn't stopping their violence, and as we all know, bullies must be met with even tougher violence back or they will never change.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 15, 2026 09:31 AM (/ocYZ)

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