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The Morning Report — 7/ 14 /26

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Good morning kids. And so Senator Lindsey Graham has passed at for our time what is the not very old age of 71, I say that with all sincerity as a 66-year-old. In any case whatever one thought of Graham from a political standpoint (and the fact that his sister has been tapped to replace him gets my blood simmering vis a vis our venal and corrupted system, even more infuriating in that we're only 10 days past the 250th anniversary of the American revolution that was intended to start a government that was diametrically opposed to just this kind of corruption.

But, be that as it may, the usual suspects are out in force reveling over Graham's demise and dancing on his grave with his body barely cold in the ground.

Cho shared a video where she said, “Bye, gurl” to the late senator, adding “good riddance.” She also mocked the notion that he might have been a closeted gay man in the process.

“From the closet to the coffin. Real seamless.”

The former is vile. The latter is precisely what one shouldn’t do to someone who wishes to keep his or her sexuality to themselves. Unless that person is a Republican, then all bets are off. Apparently.

Not to be outdone, CNN contributor Michael Ian Black did his own dancing on Graham’s grave.

Before the usual trolls and other drooling sub literate cretins point out our reactions when individuals like Jimmy Carter or Ted Kennedy died, while my reactions were for sure passionate and colorful, the meat of my look at their lives was strictly about their words and deeds and negative impact on our nation and society.


Back to Graham and reactions to his death, there's this:

The sudden and unexpected death of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has sent Iran’s Islamic regime into a fever spasm of bloodlust.
Ynet News reported Sunday that “Iranian state media and supporters of the regime celebrated Sunday the sudden death of U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, one of Israel’s strongest supporters in Congress and a sworn enemy of the Islamic Republic.”
One of those celebrations took place on “Iranian state television,” where “a presenter reported Graham’s death with a broad smile and a visibly satisfied expression. Another host said on air: ‘This news is so sweet that I’m reading it twice.’”

And the difference between the Mulllahs and Margaret Cho and Cenk Uygur is, what exactly?!


While we're on the subject of "Death to America" I give you this repulsive yet completely unsurprising story:

. . . The DSA states “our goal is to put workers in charge of the government through a new democratic constitution that establishes civil, political, and democratic rights for all, is based on proportional representation in a single federal legislature. With a government by, for, and of the working class and with powerful labor unions and social movements organizing in every city and town, we hope to build a socialist society.” That means abolishing the existing United States constitution and replacing it with something else, also eliminating the Senate and establishing unenumerated “civil, political, and democratic rights for all” in unstated ways.

And so, how are we to preserve our nation, society and our lives in the face of this, short of resorting to the kind of tactics, that is violence, that they are oh so eager to visit upon us?!

Well, back in 1968 Bill Ayers didn't even flinch when he declared that 25 million of us who could not or refused to be "re-educated" would have to be liquidated once he and his ilk took power. Should America somehow return to sanity and the move to embrace Socialim/communism fade away and die Please God, perhaps we can avoid having to visit on the Left what they so eagerly seek to do to us. If not, look out.

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1 Good luck with the docs JJ.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2026 06:16 AM (2NHgQ)

2 Good morning, one and all.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 06:19 AM (OPGS/)

3 The sudden and unexpected death of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) has sent Iran’s Islamic regime into a fever spasm of bloodlust.


"GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! WE HAVE SOMETHING TO STOKE OUR BLOODLUST!"

"Oh wow. I was worried that we were running out!"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 06:21 AM (OPGS/)

4 Commies. You can't live with them and you can't live with them.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:22 AM (MWfyi)

5 Actual headline in my news feed: "Seattle Activists Demand Millions in Emergency Funds for Transgender Migration Crisis"

The jokes are going to write themselves on this one.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 06:22 AM (OPGS/)

6
But, be that as it may, the usual suspects are out in force reveling over Graham's demise and dancing on his grave with his body barely cold in the ground.

They always say stuff like this. And it gives lie to their posturing about how empathic and caring and "Hate Has No Home Here" they are.

I myself struggle mightily and not always successfully with my feelings when one of theirs passes from this mortal coil. I try to say, "May God have mercy on his soul." But they don't struggle because they don't doubt their own sense of righteousness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:23 AM (O0L8i)

7 People actually think they are losing or gaining daylight by changing the time. Of course most people are really stupid.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:24 AM (MWfyi)

8
Actual headline in my news feed: "Seattle Activists Demand Millions in Emergency Funds for Transgender Migration Crisis"

What, they can't get out of America fast enough?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2026 06:26 AM (fdSfO)

9 I don't struggle with it. Did people struggle when Hitler offed himself?

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:26 AM (MWfyi)

10 Hello sunshine, my old friend...

No, that doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 14, 2026 06:29 AM (2Ez/1)

11 What, they can't get out of America fast enough?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars


It's more that they are escaping those cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonial Red States that refuse to accept transgenders and want them to die so the Blue States are having to take in the refugees and this is putting a strain on finances.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 06:30 AM (OPGS/)

12 "Jagger to Springsteen – Shut Up and Sing"

I'll go one better. Just shut up.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:31 AM (MWfyi)

13 They say they want proportional representation.

Posted by: davidt at July 14, 2026 06:32 AM (Q+gd/)

14 cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonial = CHNPC for short.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:32 AM (2Ez/1)

15 Cisheteronormativepatriarchalcolonialexpialidocious? Germans ain't got nothing on us.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:35 AM (MWfyi)

16 Bruce Springsteen goes into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender says sure, but first I'm going to give you a few of my political views. Shouldn't take more than about twelve minutes or so.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:35 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Trump-backed Daylight Saving Time bill clears key House hurdle
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No, no, no and no. This was already tried and it was widely hated and repealed. If we're going to eliminate changing the clocks twice a year, it needs to be Standard time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2026 06:36 AM (amcLV)

18
No, no, no and no. This was already tried and it was widely hated and repealed. If we're going to eliminate changing the clocks twice a year, it needs to be Standard time.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 14, 2026 06:36 AM (amcLV)


Daylight Savings Time: the chronological version of the metric system.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:38 AM (O0L8i)

19 They say they want proportional representation

Among the DSA bipoc coalition. Whitey need not apply.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 14, 2026 06:39 AM (bDp6B)

20 Point of order: Daylight Saving Time.
Singular.
Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Pedantic language nerd at July 14, 2026 06:42 AM (2Ez/1)

21 I prefer DST. Fine with me.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 14, 2026 06:43 AM (qFwJc)

22 Nothing will stop me from reading an article quicker than a popup ad. Well, maybe a cow ant in my pants. Or a meteor falling on my head. But nothing else.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:45 AM (MWfyi)

23 I prefer the extra sunlight in the evening. Call me selfish. I don't have to drive to work in the dark.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 14, 2026 06:46 AM (qFwJc)

24 I would like to have more sunlight at night, so I propose we swap AM and PM.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 06:48 AM (MWfyi)

25 Reading an article about the DST debate and no longer changing the clocks twice a year, I came across a quote from someone in the American Medical Association discussing the health issues of it. It begins with “Sleep experts are alarmed..."

That's gold, Jerry!
Gold!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:48 AM (2Ez/1)

26 I hate Daylight Saving Time. It simply means, in an already hot climate with more sunlight than we need, that we will get more afternoon sunlight falling on our homes . . . thus requiring our cooling systems to run longer in the evening relative to when we are awake and active.

It doesn't save energy, it requires more of it, and makes the long hot summer days seem even longer.

Arizona (except for the Big Rez) has the right idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2026 06:51 AM (wzUl9)

27 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

28
The morning is for work and the evening is for relaxation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 06:53 AM (O0L8i)

29

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 14, 2026 06:54 AM (sUMTS)

30 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at July 14, 2026 06:54 AM (kmSxS)

31 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Did you meet some skilled, comely nurses yesterday?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

32 Hillary Clinton

Still ugly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

33 Commies. You can't live with them and you can't live with them don't want to hear anything they have to say.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026


***
Amended.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

34 I guess once upon a time electricity was expensive enough to warrant changing the clocks so as to use less lighting. Nowadays electrical power has become so inexpensive as to warrant the use of the quirky economic term "unmeterable."

'member when we were kids and dad would go through the house turning off lights and fussing about the cost? Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 06:58 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Morning everyone,

We have a launch in about 2 hours. I'm posting it now because I may not be available to post later.

Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Soyuz MS-29
Cosmodrome Baikonur, Kazakhstan - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 14, 2026 (planned)
Launch Time: 10:43 AM EDT (1443UTC, 16:43 CEST)

https://youtu.be/_G_x6lTv3hc

Posted by: Joyenz at July 14, 2026 06:58 AM (2F0/Y)

36 {{{Joyenz}}}

Thank you for carrying on your father's work. It is much appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

37 And I'm still Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at July 14, 2026 06:59 AM (2Ez/1)

38 I say we split the difference and go with Half Time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:02 AM (/eAef)

39 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 06:59 AM (u82oZ)

My pleasure. Hugs back.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 14, 2026 07:03 AM (2F0/Y)

40 A very young Richard Jaeckel is in A Wing and a Prayer, a 1944 U.S. Navy-in-the-Pacific-war yarn on Movies! Every time I turn around I see Jaeckel in something earlier and earlier. I had no idea his career began so long ago. When he played Capt. Quirk in the Spenser: For Hire TV series in the '80s, he'd already been in the biz for forty years!

The flick also has Don Ameche, Dana Andrews, Harry Morgan (another one who had tremendous staying power), and Charles Bickford.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2026 07:03 AM (wzUl9)

41 While we're changing the DST thing, let's go ahead and rip the band-aid off of the Red/Blue political designation. Maybe an executive EO would help.

The left should have always been Red. The normies should have always been Blue. I read the reason for the original mistake goes back to the 2000 election and some graphics guy with some network and a military background assigned Blue to the Good Guys (the left) and Red to the Enemy (normies). That's how it's done in wargaming.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 14, 2026 07:03 AM (l26NL)

42 And I'm still Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife.
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at July 14, 2026


***
And you always will be!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 14, 2026 07:03 AM (wzUl9)

43 Alteria Pilgram

Super Bowl gay Half Time? Nay, bro.

Pick a lane. We will adjust accordingly. Once.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

44 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 14, 2026 07:04 AM (/+uur)

45 "Georgia offers few protections for LGBTQ+ people, making it one of America’s least inclusive states. "

Sounds like a plus to me. Anyway, go to Atlanta and there are fags running around everywhere. They paint rainbow crosswalks in the road and rainbow graffiti all over the place. If Atlanta was any more inclusive they would have to include normal people.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:08 AM (MWfyi)

46 Why Such a Lenient Sentence in Muslim Killing of Jewish Protester in California?

Because he was doing something that is normal for his beautiful non-Western culture.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 07:09 AM (OPGS/)

47 Alteria Pilgram

Super Bowl gay Half Time? Nay, bro.

Pick a lane. We will adjust accordingly. Once.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I had SEC Half Time's in mind.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:09 AM (/eAef)

48 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

49 Everyone should move north above the Arctic Circle in summer and south below the Antarctic Circle in winter.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Loss-of-Function Research at July 14, 2026 07:11 AM (DsA2n)

50 Don't care what they change it to, just stopped screwing with the clocks twice/year.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2026 07:12 AM (2NHgQ)

51 The ICC claims it possesses authority to prosecute American officials and servicemen who work for America’s interests.

You creatures really don't want us to go hostis humani generis on you. Especially if the bounties make it worth our while to do a road trip.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 07:12 AM (OPGS/)

52 And the difference between the Mulllahs and Margaret Cho and Cenk Uygur is, what exactly?!
====

Cenk is more glamorous?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:12 AM (RIvkX)

53 stop not stopped, need more coffee or for the puppy to sleep past 3:30am.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 14, 2026 07:13 AM (2NHgQ)

54 Everyone should move north above the Arctic Circle in summer and south below the Antarctic Circle in winter.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Loss-of-Function Research

No can do. The earth would tip over.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:13 AM (/eAef)

55 A new inspector general report says the Secret Service missed more than 100 radio transmissions from local law enforcement about the suspicious man who would later be identified as Thomas Crooks.
One hundred. Pure insanity.
The report says that local authorities were warning about a man with a range finder, then a long gun, then a position on a rooftop with a direct line of sight to Trump. How on earth does the esteemed Secret Service miss all that?

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 07:15 AM (jPf86)

56 "Our goal is to put workers in charge of the government through a new democratic constitution"
DSA Calls for Abolishing the Constitution
=====
In a Franpsycho Administration this would be considered a Conspiracy Against the United States and the whole kit and caboodle would be in Leavenworth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX)

57 "Everyone should move north above the Arctic Circle in summer and south below the Antarctic Circle in winter."

You don't have to live like a climate refugee.

Posted by: zombie Tom Petty at July 14, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

58 How on earth does the esteemed Secret Service miss all that?

They didn't. It just didn't bother them enough to stop it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 14, 2026 07:16 AM (OPGS/)

59 The CNN morning Spokesholes have their very serious tsk-tsk, tut-tut masks on today: The reflecting pool is drained and we cannot find slashes in the liner because Trump put up fences to keep out the Communists, like us.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:17 AM (/eAef)

60 Alteria Pilgram

SEC halftimes: marching bands and cheerleaders. Excellent!
Carry on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

61
SEC halftimes: marching bands and cheerleaders. Excellent!
Carry on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)


Southern girls. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 14, 2026 07:19 AM (O0L8i)

62 Yonder Horde

I'm surprised Congress did anything with the time change. It's somewhat controversial and they hate to wade into those types of the things.

Especially the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2026 07:19 AM (jehhT)

63 San Franpsycho

This meets the definition of Treason. We are the targets. Self-defense?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 14, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

64 How on earth does the esteemed Secret Service miss all that?
Posted by: SMOD

Sigh.

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorists, Correct Once Again at July 14, 2026 07:20 AM (DsA2n)

65 I have two questions about this DST cock-up. When is lunch and when does happy hour begin?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:21 AM (/eAef)

66 . . . The DSA states “our goal is to put workers in charge of the government through a new democratic constitution that establishes civil, political, and democratic rights for all, is based on proportional representation in a single federal legislature. With a government by, for, and of the working class and with powerful labor unions and social movements organizing in every city and town, ...

This will usher in Utopia. Nirvana & El Dorado even. What could ever possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 07:21 AM (wVcYX)

67 I had to laugh yesterday of this pic of Greta with her parents when she was 5 years old or so. She had that same scowl on her face.

Also, her dad looks like a Gallagher wannabe, but mom is, uh, presentable:

tinyurl.com/fpcuntdr

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:21 AM (MWfyi)

68 The left should have always been Red. The normies should have always been Blue. I read the reason for the original mistake goes back to the 2000 election and some graphics guy with some network and a military background assigned Blue to the Good Guys (the left) and Red to the Enemy (normies). That's how it's done in wargaming.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 14, 2026 07:03 AM (l26NL)
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The Red Republicans and Blue Democrats colors were established by CBS in 1976 election and then widely adopted.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

69 One may advocate amending the Constitution using the legal methods prescribed therein.

One may not legally advocate for it's overthrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

70 This will usher in Utopia. Nirvana & El Dorado even. What could ever possibly go wrong? Posted by: Count de Monet

The Roadies show up late for the show?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:23 AM (/eAef)

71 Super Bowl gay Half Time? Nay, bro.

Pick a lane. We will adjust accordingly. Once.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I had SEC Half Time's in mind.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:09 AM (/eAef)

Men on Film's Super Bowl Half Time Show. Two snaps and a twirl!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2026 07:24 AM (wVcYX)

72 I have Fox on. Doocy the Elder is in Philly, doing some pre All Star Game (yawn) coverage. They're going to start the great debate about Pat's vs Geno's cheese steaks. The really good cheese steaks are found in dive bars with a flat top grill, a crock pot for melting Velveeta, and the bartender kind enough to not let cigarette ash fall into your sandwich while preparing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 14, 2026 07:27 AM (gm9Sb)

73 And the difference between the Mulllahs and Margaret Cho and Cenk Uygur is, what exactly?!

--------

In this case? There's no daylight between them and me.

I won't shed a tear for Miss Lindsey.

And, don't forget - all his other corruption aside - he wouldn't shed a tear for anyone here. He'd get a big old killboner watching one of his Capitol Hill gun thugs put a bullet in you, as he made abundantly clear.

I'm not going to overlook this gross freak's regrettable political career just because Margaret Cho doesn't like him either.

Being a Republican Senator doesn't absolve him of jack squat, anymore than it did for John McCain, the Dracula to his mincing little Renfield.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2026 07:28 AM (BI5O2)

74 Mamdani on why rape is up in NY: "A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape"

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2026 07:29 AM (YtmxO)

75 "Rep. Ro Khanna’s latest showboating stunt is too much even for other Democrat electeds"

Not possible. There is no shame.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)

76 Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.

Posted by: Old Indian Chief at July 14, 2026 07:30 AM (wVcYX)

77 I have Fox on. Doocy the Elder is in Philly, doing some pre All Star Game (yawn) coverage. They're going to start the great debate about Pat's vs Geno's cheese steaks. The really good cheese steaks are found in dive bars with a flat top grill, a crock pot for melting Velveeta, and the bartender kind enough to not let cigarette ash fall into your sandwich while preparing.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 14, 2026 07:27 AM (gm9Sb)
=====

I'm a Pat's man. Geno's sucks!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

78 Doocey the Elder has joined Ron Popeil and Billy Mays as the three greatest TV infomercial salesman of hall time.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 14, 2026 07:31 AM (/eAef)

79 Also, her dad looks like a Gallagher wannabe, but mom is, uh, presentable:

tinyurl.com/fpcuntdr
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:21 AM
+++

That's hilarious.

I guess I'd have a permascowl, too, if dad busted up a watermelon with a sledge hammer every morning at breakfast.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 14, 2026 07:31 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Happy Patch Tuesday!

Posted by: gp at July 14, 2026 07:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

81 It's not really rape rape.

Posted by: Old Lady Karen Johnson at July 14, 2026 07:32 AM (2Ez/1)

82 Thumbs up, YD.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:32 AM (MWfyi)

83 See how well placed that comma was?

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2026 07:32 AM (MWfyi)

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