Monday Night Cafe

View of Saturn's rings from inside the rings,
from the Cassini probe.
This is actually an artist's conception, not a
genuine photograph. But it's pretty cool.

Walruses are out of control. This is why some call them, "The Bears of the Sea."

Foxes having fun on a slide.

Water spout coming ashore in Myrtle, SC.

Cat vs. Cobra. (Don't worry, the cobra slinks away.)

These princesses save themselves!

Hidden door to a lost dwarven kingdom discovered in Khazakistan? (Which sounds suspiciously like Khazad-Dum.)

Neat architectural illusion.

A raccoon got its head suck in a storm drain.

Firefighters saved it with the jaws of life.

Firefighters in Rostraver Township, Pennsylvania, deployed a 'jaws of life' powerful hydraulic tool after other methods failed to help the critter.
Before responders arrived, a local resident tried to free the raccoon using water and dish soap.
"They tried a few of those things, but nothing ultimately worked," Rostraver Township Police Chief Scott Sokol told The Mon Valley Independent.
After removing the storm grate with the raccoon still trapped inside, the fire crew was able to cut away just enough metal to free the animal.
The raccoon was pictured scurrying back to nearby trees after its ordeal.
Rostraver Township Fire Department said they were able to "free the animal back to its natural habitat."

This reunion.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Hio8LMi8sr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 12, 2026

Can’t stop watching.. 😊

🎥 IG: kittenpleegmama pic.twitter.com/ZyYfWoW2cz
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 10, 2026

Derik M. was on the McMurdo Station in Antarctica as a US Coast Guard in 2017, when he spotted a family of penguins.

Suddenly, a piece of the ice broke and the clip turned out to be one of the most thrilling ever filmed.pic.twitter.com/5tCfWM7bQO
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 13, 2026

LOL. Times have sure changed. This is why Boomers and Gen X aren’t shocked about anything.

H/T Jennifer Fallaw pic.twitter.com/AgTnIVuJeu
— Paul White Gold Eagle (@PaulGoldEagle) July 10, 2026

Via Rocket.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

3 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 07:32 PM (uJkxe)

4 That coon would have been gone by morning if they had just left it there.

Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at July 13, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi)

5 Raccoon is good eats.

Posted by: Rep. Jack Kimble at July 13, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

6
Lots of rain today. Took Diana and The Big Dummy to the doggie chiropractor. Washed a very dirty old dog crate we're donating to a raffle. I'm tired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

7 Dua Lipa opens banned book library after global right-wing book censorship.

She got banned booked printed and then opened a banned book store before the Fire Brigade burned the banned books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 13, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

8 Khazak doorway is weak. Just walk around it!
Unless it's one of those transdimensional gateways to the Patchwork City

Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

9 Looney Tunes were the greatest cartoons ever made.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

10 There are rules to that kitten game, I just can't figure out what they are

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Khazak doorway is weak. Just walk around it!
Unless it's one of those transdimensional gateways to the Patchwork City
Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
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What's the word for "friend" in Khazak?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

12
Dua Lipa opens banned book library after global right-wing book censorship.

___________

Meanwhile, woke librarians are busy "decolonizing" their shelves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:39 PM (O0L8i)

13 Political correctness killed us.

I say I say boy.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:39 PM (/WQyy)

14 The dragon at the princess party was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 07:39 PM (lJ0H4)

15 The HallWay of Kittens. That's a winner.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 07:40 PM (LHPAg)

16 Khazak doorway is weak. Just walk around it!
Unless it's one of those transdimensional gateways to the Patchwork City
Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)
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What's the word for "friend" in Khazak?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

Kemosabe! It's universal.

Posted by: Please Mr. Custer at July 13, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)

17 What is the drama in the penguin video? Penguins can swim, can't they?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 13, 2026 07:41 PM (U/s6V)

18 Bluey wasn’t horrible but her little sister was horrid.

Posted by: Accomack at July 13, 2026 07:41 PM (/Chlc)

19
And tomorrow we get to set up the gypsy encampment at NRG Center for the Houston World Series of Dog Shows starting Wednesday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:42 PM (O0L8i)

20 The HallWay of Kittens. That's a winner.
-----
“Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.”

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at July 13, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D)

21 I still watch the vids of my brother and sister kittehs having Kung Fu fights when they were kittens.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:42 PM (/WQyy)

22 3 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 07:32 PM (uJkxe)

That was my thinking! He's right there, get 'im!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 13, 2026 07:42 PM (zYpTz)

23 What is the drama in the penguin video? Penguins can swim, can't they?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Quite well. I didn't get it, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 07:43 PM (u9Xr5)

24 I liked the animation of say the late 1940s thru the 1950s Cartoons. Even as an unsophisticated little kid, I could easily tell later shows were clearly inferior in execution. I liked Road Runner the best, probably.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM (5LzLw)

25 Really. They ruined a perfectly good raccoon catcher.
Let the rabid fucker hang

Posted by: Accomack at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM (/Chlc)

26 3 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 07:32 PM (uJkxe)

That was my thinking! He's right there, get 'im!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 13, 2026 07:42 PM (zYpTz)
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People do still trap them for their pelts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM (FZ29D)

27 12
Dua Lipa opens banned book library after global right-wing book censorship.

___________

Meanwhile, woke librarians are busy "decolonizing" their shelves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:39 PM (O0L8i)

Kinda weird how anybody can order those banned books from Amazon and have them delivered right to themselves.

Funny how that works.

Stupid bitch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM (bl07w)

28
Talarico looks like the youth minister who later gets arrested for molesting someone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM (O0L8i)

29 * sniff *

* sniff sniff *

The smell, thanks to the Herculean efforts of the AoSHQ Café Janitorial Services Staff, was almost ameliorated over these past three and a half weeks, but Big Penguin has struck again. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

30 The Looney Tunes bit is 👌🏼.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 07:45 PM (NFX2v)

31 Anything by Chuck Jones is a true classic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 07:46 PM (bl07w)

32 “Political correctness killed us”
——-

I was mildly reprimanded by a teacher, who spotted my Frito Bandito pencil eraser. LOL.

Might I just say “Fuck You, Bitch” after all these years.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 07:46 PM (5LzLw)

33 Thought so too with that raccoon

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

34 I loved Fractured Flickers. It was the Canadian Looney Tunes.

Posted by: fly gal at July 13, 2026 07:47 PM (X0iLW)

35 People do still trap them for their pelts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:44 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Raccoon Baculii at July 13, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

36 Talarico looks like the youth minister who later gets arrested for molesting someone.
——-

I’m telling you, they need to check his crawlspace out. Foul odors, cadaver dogs, that kinda thing

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 07:48 PM (5LzLw)

37
Chuck Jones should be awarded a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. And Raquel Welch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:48 PM (O0L8i)

38 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

9 iron.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 07:49 PM (u9Xr5)

39 37
Chuck Jones should be awarded a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. And Raquel Welch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:48 PM (O0L8i)

What on earth would he do with Raquel Welch?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM (bl07w)

40 When I was a very young kid I almost flooded my kitchen to turn it into a ice skating rink by opening the freezer after watching a Tom and Jerry episode.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM (/WQyy)

41 What's the word for "friend" in Khazak?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2026 07:38 PM

Дос

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

42 Talarico looks like Buttigieg's younger gayer brother.

Posted by: fly gal at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM (X0iLW)

43 What on earth would he do with Raquel Welch?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM

Have her stuffed?

Posted by: Rep. Jack Kimble at July 13, 2026 07:51 PM (4NO2D)

44 MSM is in full weather porn mode.

It’s hot!!!!!

It rained!!!!!!

Climate Change is killing us all!!!!

Posted by: Facts at July 13, 2026 07:51 PM (Xe8e7)

45 40 When I was a very young kid I almost flooded my kitchen to turn it into a ice skating rink by opening the freezer after watching a Tom and Jerry episode.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:50 PM (/WQyy)

lol

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 13, 2026 07:52 PM (zYpTz)

46
Have her stuffed?

Posted by: Rep. Jack Kimble at July 13, 2026 07:51 PM (4NO2D)

_________

She was well-stuffed in this life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2026 07:53 PM (O0L8i)

47 My dad loved cartoons, still might. I could watch old cartoons for a bit now.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Oh, I had liked Dua Lipa & her music.

The Manifesto Library in Portugal. I can just see at least one 'kid' (& whatever attachment there has been for sometime, legal status unknown) being enamored.

Have I said 50 times, Send to Catholic school under parental hardship & this is the thanks? Probably. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 07:54 PM (NFX2v)

49 One Million Years BC . I wonder if it's streaming free somewhere. All I remember is the Raquel poster.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:54 PM (/WQyy)

50 Kinda weird how anybody can order those banned books from Amazon and have them delivered right to themselves.

Unless there's a moral panic going on. Ryan Anderson's "When Harry Became Sally" was unavailable during the Crazy Years.
There's a lot of Jared Taylor you STILL can't buy on it.

Posted by: hate speech isn't free speech at July 13, 2026 07:55 PM (gKWVE)

51 Animated shows are my two favorite shows on TV .

King of the Hill and Bob's Burgers are the best.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:56 PM (/WQyy)

52 I'd put classic Tom and Jerry up against anything. Even Bugs.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 07:58 PM (XvL8K)

53 Nanook of the North was a badass. He would have had that walrus harpooned, gutted, and skinned in a couple of hours, all by himself.

Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

54 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

9 iron.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 07:49 PM (u9Xr5)

NOOOO!

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 07:58 PM (lCppi)

55 I think every 29> say they were introduced to classical music from Looney Tunes.

( as an aside, Looney Tunes is one of the Mandela Effect examples. People swear they've seen it as Looney Toones)

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 08:00 PM (/WQyy)

56
"Our grassroots campaign raised $30 million since April.

Over 780,000 individuals have donated to this movement.

We're uniting Texans onto one team to take on this broken, corrupt political system."

-- James Talarico

That's a little over $38 on average, James. How many of those 'grassroots' are Texan?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

57 One Million Years BC . I wonder if it's streaming free somewhere. All I remember is the Raquel poster.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 07:54 PM

Was there anything else worth remembering?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

58
Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That was quite an expenditure of time, money and personnel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 08:01 PM (Cqx++)

59 Was there anything else worth remembering?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs

That's what I want to find out😃

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 08:02 PM (/WQyy)

60 Who saves a damn raccoon, of all the things? It's trapped. Drop a big rock on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Or leave him and let the buzzards peck away at him.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 13, 2026 08:02 PM (7OmJ3)

61 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Training. It is all written off as training.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

62 Was upna couple hours in middle of last night.
Better get to bed.
Havd a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

63 44 MSM is in full weather porn mode.

It’s hot!!!!!

It rained!!!!!!

Climate Change is killing us all!!!!

Posted by: Facts

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING TO FEAR INCLUDING FEAR ITSELF!!!!

Posted by: Newz and WeaTher at July 13, 2026 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

64 40 When I was a very young kid I almost flooded my kitchen to turn it into a ice skating rink by opening the freezer after watching a Tom and Jerry episode.
Posted by: polynikes

Captured crickets and refrigerated them in the tiny kitchen so they were still.

Big Irish father with 500 superstitious beliefs plus very strict religion, who also cooked dinner Monday through Friday, was not amused.

Kids were chased down streets, threatened with bodily harm.

The man was a county legend.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 08:06 PM (NFX2v)

65 My wife hit the E-bay lottery some years ago. We have the entire Looney Tunes Collection on DVD. It's yuge. Every single damn one of them.

One of my fondest memories is watching Looney Tunes with my Grandpa on his wonderful color TV console. He loved it.

At home we had a little black and white, because Dad was not a TV guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 13, 2026 08:07 PM (0aYVJ)

66 Raquel's One Million BC not on any of the free streaming but there is one made in 1940.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2026 08:07 PM (/WQyy)

67
The HallWay of Kittens. That's a winner.
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Their feet sure made a lot of noise.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2026 08:07 PM (Cqx++)

68 Skip

Bragging or complaining?

Have some sound sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 13, 2026 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

69
A raccoon once climbed my high pitch 3 story house, went down the chimney to the basement, climbed the stairs, opened the cabinet under my sink in the kitchen, and rummaged through the waste bin. Took the same way out.

This went on for a number of days till I caught him in the act and fired 7 .22 bullets into him, without obvious effect, while chasing him down to the fireplace downstairs where he was trying to get out. He turned and screeched at me.

I went out, reloaded and went back into the room; he had somehow climbed the wall and was between the floorboards, bleeding, where I unloaded on him again, closing the door behind until he dropped. Then waited some more.

Tough little bastard.

Then there's the carp I shot bowfishing and couldn't unscrew
the arrow head so I pulled it out, along with a trail of guts.

It flopped around, made it back to the water and swam away.

True stories.

Now you kids go to sleep and have sweet dreams.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2026 08:12 PM (Y8DZL)

70 Just because they can swim doesn't mean they want to do it in icy water if they don't have to. Penguins seem like cool people, like they'd be fun to hang out with.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (DZ9Lv)

71 Fantastic funny Looney Tunes bit! And agree that Chuck Jones should be given a posthumous Medal Of Freedom. I got to meet him in person when he was showing and selling prints in an SF art gallery. His autobiography, "Chuck Amok" had just come out so I fetched my copy along for an autograph while also wearing my ACME (featuring Wile E. Coyote) t-shirt and he was charmed, because everybody wanted to talk to him about Bug Bunny, but he didn't create Bug. He did create the Coyote and Roadrunner, they were his characters so he just lit up at the sight. He was a lovely man with a great sense of humor. He and Michael Maltese, teamed up with Carl Stalling, were an unbeatable combination!

Posted by: tankascribe at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (NtoJk)

72 Mrs B visited the Li'l Blutarskis in Chicago last weekend. Sunday she complained about pain in her leg. This afternoon when she got home she said she heard her knee "pop". She can barely move even with crutches. Now we're back from the emergency room, but no answers until an MRI.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (l26NL)

73 53 Nanook of the North was a badass. He would have had that walrus harpooned, gutted, and skinned in a couple of hours, all by himself.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

Watch out where those huskies go,
Don't you eat that yellow snow.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (bl07w)

74 Chuck Jones should be awarded a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. And Raquel Welch.
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What on earth would he do with Raquel Welch?

It's the thought that counts.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2026 08:14 PM (vTZFs)

75 There are rules to that kitten game, I just can't figure out what they are
Posted by: Skip

The inspiration for Calvinball.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 13, 2026 08:14 PM (DZ9Lv)

76 I read somewhere recently that people think racoons are becoming domesticated. Their snouts are evidently shortening.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 13, 2026 08:15 PM (l26NL)

77 One Million Years B.C. (1966, Raquel Welch): The Hammer Film classic on DVD varies by seller. New sealed copies start around $11.99 on eBay, while retail options on Walmart hover around $17.49.

Remember, there is an earlier version minus Raquel...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 08:16 PM (NFX2v)

78 Looks like Trump has had enough of Iran.....

He is now going full Genghis Khan on Iran......

Time for the Ragheads to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye and get ready to meet Allah and the 72 Virgin Goats... ..

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:16 PM (qD4Ju)

79 I have never seen DH move quite so fast as when a racoon walked under the camper and then under his outdoor lounge chair and poked his head up between his legs.

DH flung himself to the picnic table, grabbed the supersoaker and turned in one fluid motion to nail the little SOB between the eyes.

While shrieking like a girl.

But he made the hit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 08:17 PM (bl07w)

80 Paul White Gold Eagle
@PaulGoldEagle
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LOL. Times have sure changed. This is why Boomers and Gen X aren’t shocked about anything.
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Because of cartoons? Yeah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 08:17 PM (RIvkX)

81 @jamestalarico
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Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 13, 2026 08:17 PM (/+uur)

82 One Million Years B.C. (1966, Raquel Welch).

I watched the movie when I was 15 and have no idea what the plot was other than to drool over Raquel Welch...

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:18 PM (qD4Ju)

83 82 One Million Years B.C. (1966, Raquel Welch).

I watched the movie when I was 15 and have no idea what the plot was other than to drool over Raquel Welch...
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:18 PM (qD4Ju)

Pretty sure any plot was strictly incidental.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2026 08:19 PM (bl07w)

84 >>>A raccoon got its head suck in a storm drain.

*points at raccoon*
HA HA
--Nelson

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 13, 2026 08:19 PM (syz1S)

85 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (l26NL)

Sorry to hear that. May the MRI provide some information and may she receive healing and strength from the Lord and through caring, knowledgeable medical professionals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 08:19 PM (8Xy/A)

86 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM (l26NL)
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Prayer for speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 08:19 PM (RIvkX)

87 "family of penguins...Suddenly, a piece of the ice broke and the clip turned out to be one of the most thrilling ever filmed."

Tis nothing. In AosHQ terms, this is what it is like when a NOOD occurs and you keep commenting on the old thread for another 15 minutes.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 13, 2026 08:19 PM (/eAef)

88 >>Just because they can swim doesn't mean they want to do it in icy water if they don't have to.

It's not so much the cold water, it's the things that live in the cold water that like to eat them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)

89 Speaking of the body, Star Trek is on.

Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)

90 One Million Years B.C. (1966, Raquel Welch): The Hammer Film classic on DVD varies by seller. New sealed copies start around $11.99 on eBay, while retail options on Walmart hover around $17.49.

Remember, there is an earlier version minus Raquel...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 13, 2026 08:16 PM (NFX2v)

The earlier version without Raquel is just a movie about primitives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 08:21 PM (S41Gd)

91 Probably already mentioned here, but ...
"World News Migrant who fled Ireland after murder of NY mom Jamey Carney arrested in Jordan"

NY Post

no extradition agreement with Ireland, but they did arrest him anyway.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2026 08:21 PM (vbXSk)

92 >>>Foxes having fun on a slide.

The first one sure did. Kinda looked like the second one was unclear on the concept.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 13, 2026 08:21 PM (syz1S)

93 Looks like Trump's Strategy is to cut off Southern Iran from the Landlocked North and strangle them..

Cut off the serpent's head (Southern Ports for food, oil, etc) and the rest of the body will wilt and rot (Tehran and North Iran)...

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:22 PM (qD4Ju)

94 "Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE."

Because everybody should run down ICE personnel because of the poor illegals who just happen to engage in sex and drug trafficking , murder and rape, right Mr. Talarico?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (8Xy/A)

95 Speaking of the body, Star Trek is on.
Posted by: fd at July 13, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
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What is on?

Posted by: Landru at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (RIvkX)

96 Appreciate the kind thoughts.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (l26NL)

97 Poor little trash panda.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 13, 2026 08:24 PM (QVmho)

98 I'd put classic Tom and Jerry up against anything. Even Bugs.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 07:58 PM (XvL8K)

Feed the Kitty is a classic

https://www.toontales.net/short/feed-the-kitty/

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 08:25 PM (uhVAy)

99 Actually, the Red Hour looks like a pretty good time.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (RIvkX)

100 RELEASE THE KRAKEN..............

Posted by: Donny T (The Man) at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (xEwO4)

101 Because everybody should run down ICE personnel because of the poor illegals who just happen to engage in sex and drug trafficking , murder and rape, right Mr. Talarico?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (8Xy/A)

Smart move on his part because everyone in Texas just absolutely hates the President's efforts to remove illegals. That promise is why Trump lost Texas in 2024.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (ExV1e)

102 Penguins seem like cool people, like they'd be fun to hang out with.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 13, 2026 08:13 PM

Tell us you've never smelled their mephitic effluence, or considered their well-studied polymorphic perversions without telling us that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (0sNs1)

103 >>>Walruses are out of control. This is why some call them, "The Bears of the Sea."

Sure, some call them that. But their names all rhyme with zace.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (syz1S)

104
Raquel's bikini scenes in "Fathom" put the fur covered ones in OMBC to shame.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2026 08:27 PM (Y8DZL)

105 Actually, it's funny how they dgaf about the Prime Directive this episode.

Well they rationalize it, just like they do in Patterns of Force.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 08:27 PM (RIvkX)

106 Goo goo g'joob

Posted by: The Walrus at July 13, 2026 08:28 PM (4NO2D)

107 Smart move on his part because everyone in Texas just absolutely hates the President's efforts to remove illegals. That promise is why Trump lost Texas in 2024.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (ExV1e)

At this point I think Talarico is just chasing the stupid money donations.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 08:28 PM (rbvCR)

108 Because everybody should run down ICE personnel because of the poor illegals who just happen to engage in sex and drug trafficking , murder and rape, right Mr. Talarico?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (8Xy/A)

Smart move on his part because everyone in Texas just absolutely hates the President's efforts to remove illegals. That promise is why Trump lost Texas in 2024.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (ExV1e)

Talarico is reaching out to that long untapped pool of voters at Drag Poetry Readings.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 08:28 PM (uhVAy)

109 I remember the Disney movie when I was a kid.....

"Rascal" about a pet racoon....

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:29 PM (xEwO4)

110 Actually, it's funny how they dgaf about the Prime Directive this episode.

Well they rationalize it, just like they do in Patterns of Force.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2026 08:27 PM (RIvkX)

It is well know that for Kirk at least, the Prime Directive does not apply if it involves having machines ruling over people.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 08:29 PM (uhVAy)

111 I watched the movie when I was 15 and have no idea what the plot was other than to drool over Raquel Welch...
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:18 PM (qD4Ju)

I never saw that movie. But I recall seeing a poster featuring her:

I think I blacked out for a moment. Instant puberty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM (0aYVJ)

112 D'ja all know that Greta Thunberg has a pretty zaftig younger sister, who appears to lack Greta's flaming activism?

One of the many things the MSM is keeping from us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

113 >>Tell us you've never smelled their mephitic effluence, or considered their well-studied polymorphic perversions without telling us that.

Bat shit stinks so bad it has its own name, guano.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

114 D'ja all know that Greta Thunberg has a pretty zaftig younger sister, who appears to lack Greta's flaming activism?

One of the many things the MSM is keeping from us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM

Isn't she the one that hasn't spoken in eight years?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 13, 2026 08:31 PM (4NO2D)

115 Raquel's bikini scenes in "Fathom" put the fur covered ones in OMBC to shame.
Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2026 08:27 PM (Y8DZL)

I sent a link to the opening sequence to a friend who used to pack chutes, and asked if the procedure was correct.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 08:31 PM (rbvCR)

116 Talifreako sez “Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was murdered by ICE”
——-

So, Lorenzo was just minding his own business, reading his Bible on the Courthouse Steps, and they came along and shot him for No Reason? Is that what happened?

Or, I bet if I were to look up what happened… It wasn’t murder. How much you wanna bet, numbnuts?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 08:32 PM (5LzLw)

117 I remember Raquel Welch on the Johnny Carson show, and she had a pet cat on her lap.

She turned to Johnny and said, "Would you like to pet my Pussy" ???

And Johnny came back and said.......... "Yea, but you have to move the Damn cat first"

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:32 PM (xEwO4)

118 While shrieking like a girl?

TCN, I shan’t believe it.

Posted by: RI Red at July 13, 2026 08:32 PM (30Gj0)

119 Bat shit stinks so bad it has its own name, guano.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM

Guano doesn't smell anywhere near as bad as penguin fecal matter, and has usefulness, unlike the mephitic penguin projectile poop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:33 PM (0sNs1)

120 Fun Movie Fact: During the filming of One Million BC Welch tore off little pieces of her fur bikini, making it smaller and smaller as the film went on.

Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

121 D'ja all know that Greta Thunberg has a pretty zaftig younger sister, who appears to lack Greta's flaming activism?

One of the many things the MSM is keeping from us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

I wonder why Greta got into activism.

https://tinyurl.com/ymducakk - fully clothed but might not be safe for all workplaces

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 08:34 PM (ExV1e)

122 Dang, San Rafael - on the north side of SF Bay - hit 92 today. SF hit 75.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 13, 2026 08:34 PM (DZ9Lv)

123 Isn't she the one that hasn't spoken in eight years?
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 13, 2026 08:31 PM

I don't know. I only learned she existed today. From the picture in the article, it looked like she got *all* of the mammiform protuberance tissue allocated to the pair, so it's quite possible that Greta harbors sibling jealousy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:37 PM (0sNs1)

124 Tom and Jerry was good. It didn’t seem to get the airplay Warner Bros did, the Looney Tunes gang. I wasn’t super impressed with the Johnny Quest animation, but it was a cool show nonetheless.

Jetsons, Scooby Doo, and Flintstones were terrible in terms of animation, mostly.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 08:37 PM (5LzLw)

125 And Johnny came back and said.......... "Yea, but you have to move the Damn cat first"
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 13, 2026 08:32 PM (xEwO4)

That sadly false story was about Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 13, 2026 08:38 PM (syz1S)

126 🤣🤣🤣

"Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'... Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have never heard of whatever a "Candace Owens" is.

Since the beginning of the preliminary hearing of Charlie Kirk's accused assassin, Tyler Robinson, Kelly has argued repeatedly that she had no idea what a Candace Owens was, nor did she care to find out..."

@The Bee: https://tinyurl.com/55kdpv97

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 08:38 PM (GD0B3)

127 112 D'ja all know that Greta Thunberg has a pretty zaftig younger sister, who appears to lack Greta's flaming activism?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

You're responsible for Doof retiring to his bunk.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2026 08:39 PM (Y8DZL)

128 Jetsons, Scooby Doo, and Flintstones were terrible in terms of animation, mostly.
Posted by: Common Tater
____________

Anything made after 1960, at the very latest.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 08:40 PM (XvL8K)

129 Tom and Jerry definitely had its moments.

Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?

Is that rayciss?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 13, 2026 08:41 PM (0aYVJ)

130 Jane Fonda Asks Johnny About Zsa Zsa Gabor
Carson Tonight Show
https://youtu.be/wRR1aKBOCOQ

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 13, 2026 08:42 PM (syz1S)

131 Hanoi Jane?

*waves hands*
Aw, razzberries!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 13, 2026 08:44 PM (0aYVJ)

132 I've been watching new-to-me episodes of "The Twilight Zone" (I was an Outer Limits kid) and it's fun to find all the Star Trek actors before they were Star Trek actors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 08:45 PM (kpS4V)

133 I do not like trash pandas but I prefer them over the illegal invaders Democrats so love.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

134 Tom and Jerry definitely had its moments.

Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?

Is that rayciss?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian
____________

Mouse in Manhattan, Yankee Doodle Mouse, the zoot suit, Johann Mouse, Uncle Pecos.

Great stuff.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 13, 2026 08:47 PM (XvL8K)

135 I've been watching new-to-me episodes of "The Twilight Zone" (I was an Outer Limits kid) and it's fun to find all the Star Trek actors before they were Star Trek actors.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 08:45 PM (kpS4V)

I always thought that was cool. You also see a shit load of other actors before they were anything too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 13, 2026 08:47 PM (S41Gd)

136 Eris

Could always binge watch Boris Karloff's TV show Thriller, William Shatner, Mary Tyler Moore, Leslie Nielsen, Elizabeth Montgomery, Bruce Dern and a lot of other actors starred in it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

137 Kazakhstan Doorway is like Chesterton’s Fence accept it's the philosophical principal that when someone is arguing to change or alter something you shoot them and do what you want instead.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 13, 2026 08:51 PM (3uBP9)

138 Because everybody should run down ICE personnel because of the poor illegals who just happen to engage in sex and drug trafficking , murder and rape, right Mr. Talarico?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 08:23 PM (8Xy/A)

Smart move on his part because everyone in Texas just absolutely hates the President's efforts to remove illegals. That promise is why Trump lost Texas in 2024.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 08:26 PM (ExV1e)

Talarico is reaching out to that long untapped pool of voters at Drag Poetry Readings.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 13, 2026 08:28 PM (uhVAy)

*snaps fingers in agreement*

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 08:51 PM (lCppi)

139 Would that be PPV gold if the Macrons memory holed Candy Ovens in an old French castle's oubliette?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 08:52 PM (2GVsD)

140 Cool, Anna. Never heard of that show. I'll check it out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 08:52 PM (kpS4V)

141 Uncle Pecos was great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 08:54 PM (u9Xr5)

142 Until a few years ago, never heard of it either.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2026 08:54 PM (2GVsD)

143 Looney Tunes comedian is funny.

Posted by: Delurker at July 13, 2026 08:57 PM (2Drhq)

144 Has there been any word on grammie w?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

145 Is you or is you ain't--
makes me think of Amos 'n Andy
and hearing my dad say "Holy mackerel, Sapphire"

Posted by: free tibet at July 13, 2026 09:03 PM (iNp3L)

146 Prettiest day of the summer so far.

https://tinyurl.com/y22723f7

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 09:04 PM (viF8m)

147 114 D'ja all know that Greta Thunberg has a pretty zaftig younger sister, who appears to lack Greta's flaming activism?

One of the many things the MSM is keeping from us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 08:30 PM

Isn't she the one that hasn't spoken in eight years?

Posted by: toby928(c)
----

She took vocal lessons from Yoko.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 09:04 PM (VPNgR)

148 Has there been any word on grammie w?
Posted by: ...

Just what was updated on the Prayer Thread Saturday. Still in the hospital. Has been receiving our cards and letters and appreciates them.

Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)

149 It is well know that for Kirk at least, the Prime Directive does not apply if it involves having machines ruling over people.
Posted by: Oldcat

…or bangable babes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the Prime 'Suggestion' at July 13, 2026 09:15 PM (ci8WY)

150 148 Has there been any word on grammie w?
Posted by: ...

Just what was updated on the Prayer Thread Saturday. Still in the hospital. Has been receiving our cards and letters and appreciates them.

Posted by: Tuna

Good. I’ll send another.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 09:18 PM (yEz+x)

151 Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2026 09:11 PM (lJ0H4)

Thank you.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 09:19 PM (vE0+H)

152 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 13, 2026 09:18 PM (yEz+x)

That was me earlier accidentally saying hello to you as Lena Dunham, sorry

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 09:20 PM (vE0+H)

153 >> or bangable babes.

or bangable androids or machines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 13, 2026 09:21 PM (w6EFb)

154 or bangable androids or machines
----

Femputer!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 09:24 PM (kpS4V)

155 or bangable androids or machines.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 13, 2026 09:21 PM (w6EFb)

are they for sale?

Just asking.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 09:25 PM (rbvCR)

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