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Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico Woos the Most Important Voting Bloc in Texas, Perverts Who Attend Drag Queen Shows

He's such a moderate centrist.

Oh, and he's teaming up with noted moderate centrist perennial Democrat candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke to lock down the drag queen stan vote.

The Daily Caller reports on Beto and Fredo teaming up to diddle the Democrats' most important constituency.


Oh -- and voters whose first allegiance is to Mexico, and also, illegal aliens who have been struck from the voter rolls.

EXCLUSIVE: Talarico Finds His Base -- Drag Show Attendees, Mexico Fans And Purged Voters

Democrat Texas Senate nominee James Talarico is partnering with failed Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke to unleash a voter outreach campaign that will target drag show attendees, Mexico soccer fans, and people previously purged from voter rolls, the Daily Caller has learned.

After several failed candidacies, O'Rourke is now advising other up-and-coming Democrats through his organization Powered by People, which hosted a strategy Zoom call with Talarico's campaign Tuesday night, the Caller can reveal.

During the call, Powered by People Executive Director Aimee Prudhomme revealed Democrats' strategy to target voters ahead of the November election.

"Like Beto mentioned before, we go where the people are," Prudhomme said on a recording of the meeting obtained by the Caller. "We're trying to find likely Democratic voters. Those that are targets of voter suppression, likely to be removed or purged from the rolls come November. We go in places where those people are."

In Texas, people are removed from voter rolls if they are serving a sentence for a felony conviction, if they are illegally in the United States, if they are mentally incapacitated, if they move out of the country or state, or if they die, according to the state's Election Code.

Talarico has a long and proud history of moderate centrism and serious devotion to Christianity:

He also says that Islam and Christianity are equally valid pathways to the truth of God and that white men must be punished for their privilege and toxicity and white supremacy. You know, as all moderate centrists believe.

See more like that at Hot Air.

Maybe Jasmine Ratchet was right -- maybe Texas Democrats really are racists. Because Talarico does not seem to be a good candidate.

Note that Talarico has been shaped by 30 years of increasingly unhinged leftwing social media activism, whereby lefties just gas each other up and cook each other's brains with stranger and more extreme claims. Talarico's theory of the political case comes straight from leftwing social media preaching: Their great claim is that Americans are secretly hungry for a pro-trans, pro-baby-murder, pro-drag-queen politics, but have only shied away from registering their real preference because Democrats are so mealy-mouthed and evasive about these policy imperatives, causing people to doubt what they truly know in their hearts.

So the way to win is to be vociferously, unapologetically, angrily in favor of the most extreme and divisive planks of the DSA agenda, and that will cause Stupid Americans to think "Gee, he seems confident and sure of himself like Trump, let's make all children transgender."

And note that Trump is a big, big part of this. They see that Trump has been clear about policy choices once called "extreme" and has profited from them. Now, they've been making these same claims (just be unapologetically communist!) since Clinton, but Trump's success put these demands into overdrive.

The difference is, of course, that in Trump's case, the policies he was championing actually were very popular, just ruled anathema by a leftwing Democrat establishment and a liberal Republican establishment. In Trump's case, there really was a popular hunger for policies the corrupt establishment suppressed and refused to implement no matter how clear the voters made their preference for them.

There really was a strong popular consensus in favor of these positions beneath the fake "consensus" imposed on the public by the eite.

There is no such appetite for transing all the children lurking beneath the surface of the elite-imposed fake "consensus."

Indeed, the only reason this monstrous insanity was permitted to infect so many children's minds was that it was artificially, undemocratically promoted as The Only Permissible Position by the leftwing Democrat establishment and the liberal Republican establishment.

Popular conservative positions are suppressed and made radioactive by the leftwing/liberal elite. This means that someone who forthrightly embraces these positions can win elections.

On the other hand, toxically unpopular leftwing positions are championed by the same leftwing/liberal elite. This means that the public's grudging tolerance for these positions only exists because the establishment threatens to excommunicate them if they dissent. The actual popular position is an angry rejection of these policies -- so there is no undercurrent of opinion that can be appealed to by a Talarico-type Preacher for Communism. Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:05 PM




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1 brains

Posted by: zombie Cain at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (MWfyi)

2 SPONGE

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 12:06 PM (erhDr)

3 the way things are going with the dems, talarico is almost a moderate if not centered

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (CWTWj)

4 Mornin', Ace!

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (erhDr)

5 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)

6 I feel so centered.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (2YhKe)

8 Everyone go to the center, or you get whelps!

Posted by: Martbell at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (as6X5)

9 Talarbeto

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

10 Days since last HTML Tag fail: ZERO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:08 PM (2YhKe)

11 Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Zombie Lamont the Big Dummy at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (2YhKe)

12 With a post mentioning Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke, should we get our hopes up that Chuy will make an appearance this year?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (0sNs1)

13 Ace is more centrist than Talerico!

Posted by: RandomDave at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (aJQbY)

14 Well, Betoff Ui Ruairc is Irish, so I can understand why he didn't want England to win...

Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (gKWVE)

15 Paxton is only beating this freak by 1%. WTF?

Posted by: Vengeance at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (hyA30)

16 5 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano

I could tell you, but you'd have to become male first.

Posted by: Gospel of Thomas at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (gKWVE)

17 Bam, right out of the gate on Monday!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (viF8m)

18 After several failed candidacies, O'Rourke is now advising other up-and-coming Democrats through his organization Powered by People, which hosted a strategy Zoom call with Talarico's campaign Tuesday night, the Caller can reveal.


Nothing says "trust me" like Butthead in real life.

Posted by: Zombie Lamont the Big Dummy at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (2YhKe)

19 Posted by: Zombie Lamont the Big Dummy at July 13, 2026 12:09 PM (2YhKe)

I didn't know he had died. I thought that Ace had just packed him off to reform school.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)

20 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (2YhKe)

21 I just saw a “poll” that says “among Hispanic business owners, Talerico leads Paxton by 43% to 37%”. I have to lol at how far they are stretching to try and invent a number! Those who would qualify as “.Hispanic business owners” probably make up 1% of the electorate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (HJ3jx)

22 He also says that Islam and Christianity are equally valid pathways to the truth of God and that OTHER white men must be punished for their privilege and toxicity and white supremacy.

FIFY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

23 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

24 Ugh!!!🤮

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 13, 2026 12:11 PM (4vrCc)

25 if they die, according to the state's Election Code.

There is their hook, proof of death?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 13, 2026 12:11 PM (NnhvP)

26 >>>In Texas, people are removed from voter rolls if they are serving a sentence for a felony conviction, if they are illegally in the United States, if they are mentally incapacitated, if they move out of the country or state, or if they die, according to the state's Election Code.

So the democrats party's primary voter base.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (gWBY1)

27 After several failed candidacies, O'Rourke is now advising other up-and-coming Democrats through his organization Powered by People, which hosted a strategy Zoom call with Talarico's campaign Tuesday night, the Caller can reveal.

In other news, Ace has been hired by Ikea to provide shelving advice.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)

28 Maybe Corey Booker and AlmSharpton will come out to the guy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (YlWIZ)

29 Now that Platner has returned to his Reich collection, we can once again focus on the Most Interesting Candidate In The World, good Christian James Talarico!

Posted by: The Right Rev. Colonel David Frnech at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (+l7X8)

30 Maybe Jasmine Ratchet was right -- maybe Texas Democrats really are racists.

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Sure, she was specifically speaking of Texas Democrats but that's because her viewpoint is too narrow.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

31 An atheism supporting church. Alrighty then. This wuss is beyond parody. I wouldn't even know where to start.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (qBdHI)

32 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:11 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JtCA0esyOU

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (0sNs1)

33 Now that Platner has returned to his Reich collection, we can once again focus on the Most Interesting Candidate In The World, good Christian James Talarico!

If the Democrats were TRYING to lose this election bigly, what would they do differently?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

34 Dr Evil meme:
Dems losing voters... "Trot out moar faggots!"
It'll surely work this time.

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (erhDr)

35 UT poll. Paxton +1
Texas A&M tie
Quantas Paxton +2
TSU tie.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (hyA30)

36 CTRL-C

Mr. Talarico is going to find out the hard way the rest of TX is nothing like TX HD-50.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (OwmWb)

37 My neighbor may have had a hysterectomy for all I know.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (UjdFS)

38 Is HIPAA still a thing?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (YlWIZ)

39 Talarico is NOT centered like these comments

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:14 PM (U+L0d)

40 >>An atheism supporting church. Alrighty then. This wuss is beyond parody. I wouldn't even know where to start.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM

Unitarians?

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:14 PM (VJX5o)

41 #35: let’s go ahead and hold the election anyway, you know, as a double checking mechanism. Just in case the polls are wrong.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:14 PM (OwmWb)

42 >>>After several failed candidacies, O'Rourke is now advising other up-and-coming Democrats through his organization Powered by People

Politics is one of the few areas where someone who failed at it gets to become an "expert" and charge fees as a consultant. To teach other wannabes how to also lose. It's bizarre.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:14 PM (gWBY1)

43 Where is BLM and Antifa? More Chardonnay?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2026 12:15 PM (YlWIZ)

44 Stuck in the middle ...

Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

45 Strange how drag shows for he general public wasn't even a thing until suddenly around 2016 when, out of nowhere, it was suddenly an inalienable right and a American tradition to have your kids watch drag queens cavort around.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2026 12:15 PM (Av6i5)

46 21 I just saw a “poll” that says “among Hispanic business owners, Talerico leads Paxton by 43% to 37%”. I have to lol at how far they are stretching to try and invent a number! Those who would qualify as “.Hispanic business owners” probably make up 1% of the electorate.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Polling is demonstrably broken just like the media, and overwhelmingly is designed as a persuasive source of narratives for stories right now--not actually useful until likely voter screens drop sometime in September.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)

47 26 >>>In Texas, people are removed from voter rolls if they are serving a sentence for a felony conviction, if they are illegally in the United States, if they are mentally incapacitated, if they move out of the country or state, or if they die, according to the state's Election Code.

So the democrats party's primary voter base.
Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:12 PM (gWBY1)

TX also has voter ID.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:15 PM (OwmWb)

48 Paxton is only beating this freak by 1%. WTF?

Polls are for strippers. In this case fat, ugly, heavily tattooed strippers missing teeth. I'd advise passing it by.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

49 let’s go ahead and hold the election anyway, you know, as a double checking mechanism. Just in case the polls are wrong.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 13, 2026 12:14 PM

What are you, some kind of fascist that wants to destroy our precious democracy?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (0sNs1)

50
[looks left, looks right]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (XeU6L)

51 That boy, as the saying goes, ain’t right.

I have to wonder what depraved subsection of some alphabet spook agency is bankrolling this lunatic? He hits so many talking points with such precision it has to be some sort of op. Maybe not government funded, but as we’ve learned the usual suspects are loathe to spend their own money

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (TyEMG)

52 I think Talarico is worse than Beto… trajectory for Dems is downward. Abortion Barbie was the good old days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (YVMaE)

53 > Note that Talarico has been shaped by 30 years of increasingly unhinged leftwing social media activism, whereby lefties just gas each other up and cook each other's brains with stranger and more extreme claims.
--------
Extremely weak minded, I'd say.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (jehhT)

54 Afternoon Ace, hope you had a good weekend.
Talarico campaign consultant : ok , we're going to run the weirdest campaign ever, insulting just about every non insane voter in Texas.
Talarico attempting to be rugged: "I'm your huckleberry"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (m2wmY)

55 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

Islam is a made-up, derivative, bullshit pedophile cult.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (fgSb9)

56 Bill Kristol says Talarico is his guy. That's enough for me.

Posted by: The Right Rev. Colonel David Frnech at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (+l7X8)

57 5 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)

It depends. You'll either get the most rigorous education imaginable on systematic and reformed theology, reading the original Hebrew and Greek, and everything else you'd need to be a true scholar of the Bible and preacher of the Word. Or you get the God is a gay trans feminist ally who loves bathhouses and drag shows version. Depends on if they have pipelines to PCA and OPC or to PCUSA.

Posted by: One or the other with no inbetween at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (TbWk/)

58 I've often wondered why either of the parties doesn't sometimes just throw up their hands in the air and claim "This is stupid--we're not spending anymore money on this one." Tararico has the same chance of winning that I do, and I don't even live in Texas.

Posted by: Crusader at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (TN0g+)

59 Per vets - make sure your dog doesn't overeat and gets exercise.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (n5tGW)

60 Talarico puts forth a moderate image. DQSH and veganism and socialism are the moderate Dem positions.

He hasn't said "vote for me and I will help you kill MAGA voters. I will kill Trump.

Together, we will kill everyone who isn't a radical Communist. I will build statues of Thomas Crooks and Tyler Robinson in Austin with working sniper rifles that shoot your bound and gagged neighbors after you report them for attending a church or synagogue.

The ones we don't shoot will be taken as chattel slaves and assigned to marginalized LGBTQIA+ and POC masters. I will expropriate all private property and redistribute it to you - the hardworking foreign welfare queens and neurodivergent service workers who are the backbone of this country.

I will also gay marry Luigi Mangione, but that's neither here nor there."

That's the position of the Democrat base voter, not a "centrist" like him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 12:17 PM (BI5O2)

61 Talarico does look a lot like Alfred E Neuman. What me worry?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:17 PM (YVMaE)

62 After several failed candidacies, O'Rourke is now advising other up-and-coming Democrats through his organization Powered by People, which hosted a strategy Zoom call with Talarico's campaign Tuesday night, the Caller can reveal.

My organization can tech you to fail in an election just like I did is an interesting marketing campaign but he is aiming it at Democrats so it'll work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

63 Is Beto still on his skateboard?

Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (Oy/m2)

64 My neighbor is an a-hole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (n5tGW)

65 Talirico is not 1% behind. That is ridiculous in every way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (fgSb9)

66
15 Paxton is only beating this freak by 1%. WTF?
Posted by: Vengeance at July 13, 2026 12:10 PM (hyA30)

In every election Paxton has been in, he outperforms polls by at least 10 points. The one exception was the 3 way primary back in March; but Wes Hunt was a wild card who siphoned off 15% of his vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (HJ3jx)

67 Ace, I thought this was a "right of center" website?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM (GMWTj)

68 Ace's original title for this post was,

"Platner's out, now let's concentrate on Talarico,"

but he thought that was too obvious.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

69 Dolly Parton is looking real rough these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

70 59 Per vets - make sure your dog doesn't overeat and gets exercise.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM (n5tGW)

Sage advice also for Senators if you want to keep them.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (gKWVE)

71 Talarico needs all the voted Ace mentions, and as many white suburban female voters with EMPATHY, todays dominant virtue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (+l7X8)

72 >> I think Talarico is worse than Beto… trajectory for Dems is downward. Abortion Barbie was the good old days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:16 PM

I think Talarico is a demon. He exhibits no human qualities that I can see.

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (VJX5o)

73 Did Talarico ever accept Paxton's invitation/challenge to have lunch together in a decent BBQ joint?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1)

74 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)

Calvin stole all of his ideas from a black trans-woman.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

75 i think the bass/pratt/ramen vote shows that polls are meaningless in certain places

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)

76 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

You can't. It's syncretistic and universalist heresy. If you're a Christian believer, then Jesus' statement "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me" is part of the deal.

Posted by: But but but inclusivity! at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)

77
Talarico is like a Ken doll from the waist down.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (OkYzo)

78 Seems like the people at these abominable fag queen events taking place at your local library that need to be the focus of attention are the PARENTS of any minors in attendance.

Child Protective Services is still a thing, right?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

79 As centrist as James talarico.

I noted we are not capitalizing talarico.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (w6EFb)

80 Does Beto still get photographed in his bunny suit?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (+l7X8)

81 He's a centrist.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (U0yJ9)

82 boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

83 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

--

This wuss boy should go to live in an Islamic country for a while. He'll find his pathway to G*d alright. Right off the rooftop.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (qBdHI)

84 Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (xcxpd)

85 69 Dolly Parton is looking real rough these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

------

HA! I thought that pic was Dolly Parton too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (fgSb9)

86 Strange how drag queen shows for the general public wasn't even a thing until suddenly around 2016 when, out of nowhere, it was suddenly an inalienable right and a American tradition to have your kids watch drag queens cavort around.

Yeah, you noticed that too? Like a light switch was thrown. All Tranny All The Time. Totally Organic and Grass Roots.

Many years ago, I started to notice the word “Gender” had replaced “Sex” on generic forms and pubs. By that time I sort of knew the routine. I didn’t know what it portended, but I was sure it would be totally fucked up. I wasn’t wrong.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (TyEMG)

87 Beto will come rolling onto a stage on a skateboard holding Talarico in a sixty-nine position blowing each other in an effort to connect with 'true' Texans.

Yeah.....that'll go over HUGE here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (2YhKe)

88 74 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)

Calvin stole all of his ideas from a black trans-woman.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

That's what the PCUSA teaches...

Posted by: School of hard Knox at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (TbWk/)

89 That's a bold move.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (YwEeS)

90 and on topic, it's pretty clear that Talarico is going to get convicted of CP or worse pedo crimes. I'd put money on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

91 Child Protective Services is still a thing, right?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

They're often part of the problem, I hear.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (w6EFb)

92 Calvin stole all of his ideas from old greek homos

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (Kt19C)

93 ...whereby lefties just gas each other up and cook each other's brains

More like huffin' each others farts.

Posted by: Heirloominati at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (erhDr)

94 Dolly Parton is looking real rough these days.

--

Heh, my first impression was Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

95 >>You can't. It's syncretistic and universalist heresy. If you're a Christian believer, then Jesus' statement "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me" is part of the deal.

Posted by: But but but inclusivity! at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM

It's the whole deal. There is no other deal.

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (VJX5o)

96 A title of a two and a half men episode refers to Talarico: Smooth as a Ken doll

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (U+L0d)

97 boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Somebody here last week referred to AOC's big charlies, or something like that. I thought I had heard all the synonyms for "boobs" before, but that one was knew to me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

98 His church promotes atheism?! What is the point of identifying as a church if the people are atheist?!! Why don't they just call themselves the "Atheist community gathering"?

Christian comedian Tim Hawkins sings about songs at the Atheist Megachurch:

https://tinyurl.com/yc67v6e5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (D+BhG)

99 Child Protective Services is still a thing, right?
——-

Yes, but now they arrest the parents for not attending the drag queen shows with children.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (TyEMG)

100 58 I've often wondered why either of the parties doesn't sometimes just throw up their hands in the air and claim "This is stupid--we're not spending anymore money on this one." Tararico has the same chance of winning that I do, and I don't even live in Texas.
Posted by: Crusader

A lot of the funding is crowd sourced not from parties but platforms (Act Blue for Dems, Win Red for GOP). And the most ideological activists are the ones most likely to donate money. So the political consultants for Talarico are doing bubba bait for stupid but well off enough people in the gentry class who are extremely ideological.

On the GOP side, the small donors are ideological but the GOP has traditionally promoted whale donors that max out their donations. Those type are pay for play on specific policy assholes and often hooked up with senior congressional staffers and party officials to make it so.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)

101 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)
===================
Bet its juicy, focused (probably) on "mass incarceration", "social justice", "migrant social benefits", and "transgender rights".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (+l7X8)

102 Somebody here last week referred to AOC's big charlies, or something like that. I thought I had heard all the synonyms for "boobs" before, but that one was knew to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)


Cannons!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

103 Willowed from last thread about my mom celebrating her survival of a heart attack as a birthday.

Your mom is weird. Congratulations!
Posted by: clarence

Yep she is. But when you're a paramedic then a nurse, your sense of humor is dark enough to extinguish light.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (99eI0)

104 So Planter filed and he did so on the Friday Night News Dump?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (U0yJ9)

105 I though Charlie was the VC in Vietnam 😂

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:23 PM (U+L0d)

106 I think Talarico is this year's Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM (n5tGW)

107 Cannons!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Calcium Cannons.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM (99eI0)

108 Talarico is a sodomite.

Posted by: Zombie Lot at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM (qC81n)

109 Calvin stole all of his ideas from old greek homos
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 13, 2026 12:21 PM (Kt19C)

I dunno. Tyrannosaurs in F-14s was a pretty original notion.

Posted by: far cry at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM (wXgT/)

110 I think Talarico is this year's Andrew Gillum.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM

Hopefully with less blood and feces.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 13, 2026 12:25 PM (YSQQv)

111 Talarico does look a lot like Alfred E Neuman. What me worry?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2026 12:17 PM (YVMaE)

I wonder if Joshua raised an army, and marched around Talarico, blowing trumpets, would Talarico's testicles descend?

Might be a song in there, someplace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:26 PM (1z8ji)

112 I think Talarico is this year's Andrew Gillum.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:24 PM (n5tGW)


I think Gillum was on his way to Texas to campaign for Talarico when he was arrested.

There, it's on the internet now, so it's true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

113 98 His church promotes atheism?! What is the point of identifying as a church if the people are atheist?!! Why don't they just call themselves the "Atheist community gathering"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
======
I think you know--these 'churches' worship the material world and not the holy Trinity. Inversion of values by gutting out cardinal virtues and wearing them as a skin suit.

Their love is loveless, their Bibles are blank, and their tolerance is hate for the faithful. They might as well directly worship Ba'al and have done with it.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

114 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)

115 You can't. It's syncretistic and universalist heresy. If you're a Christian believer, then Jesus' statement "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me" is part of the deal.
Posted by: But but but inclusivity! at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)
___

This^^^^^^^

Talarico definitely is not producing fruit of the Spirit.

Thus, he's not a Christian.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (TkiSb)

116 Could there be anything worse for the Democrat agenda than openly speaking about it and campaigning on it?

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (hZXic)

117
I wonder if Joshua raised an army, and marched around Talarico, blowing trumpets, would Talarico's testicles descend?

Might be a song in there, someplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:26 PM (1z8ji)


They weren't trumpets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

118 Somebody here last week referred to AOC's big charlies, or something like that.

That was me. The phrase was a dynamite set of Charlies. I stole it from National Lampoon about 50 odd years ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

119 97 boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Somebody here last week referred to AOC's big charlies, or something like that. I thought I had heard all the synonyms for "boobs" before, but that one was knew to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

Adding Big Charlies to the list. That's a fun one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

120 My wife is leaving the church she has attended for 30 years because the "co-pastors", being a husband and wife, have decided that their message of tolerance to same sex couples needs to be extended past pride month.
Wife didn't attend during June, and I think a large number of parishioners also skipped that month, making the buzz-cut "pastoress" decide to lecture them on their intolerance when they came back.
The church is already bleeding members, and no one is bringing in their kids and grandkids. The lovely old brick building right down town is half empty as it is, and this sort of thing is probably going to kill it off, if only because they won't be able to pay the power and water bill.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)

121 I wonder if Joshua raised an army, and marched around Talarico, blowing trumpets, would Talarico's testicles descend?

Might be a song in there, someplace.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or a limerick.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

122 You can't. It's syncretistic and universalist heresy. If you're a Christian believer, then Jesus' statement "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through me" is part of the deal.
Posted by: But but but inclusivity! at July 13, 2026 12:19 PM (TbWk/)
___


Non-gestating person!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

123
Talerico has fundraising ads all over Youtube. Must be expensive, unless the corporation is donating the space.

Creepy little plastic weasel.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (HLgI3)

124 Willowed: a guy in Maine tried to run down an ICE agent. His head was properly ventilated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (m2wmY)

125 Talarico is a very strange man. I wonder what his family background is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (D+BhG)

126 My neighbor is an a-hole.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

Of the five adjacent to my property, only three are not.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (UjdFS)

127 boobs
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Somebody here last week referred to AOC's big charlies, or something like that. I thought I had heard all the synonyms for "boobs" before, but that one was knew to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

Adding Big Charlies to the list. That's a fun one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)


I read this as ILBT comes across the playlist........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

128 Is Beto still on his skateboard?
Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:18 PM

He's making more shit sandwiches for his wife, and apparently for other Dim candidates in Texas, too.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (YSQQv)

129 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (X6eiq)

130 53 Iranian Train Carrying 200 Ballistic Missiles To
Display At Khamenei Funeral Hit By U.S. Jets,
30 IRGC Terrorists Killed
---

Another poker hand where Trump rakes Iranian chips off the table.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (VQ0bX)

131 Talarico is a very strange man. I wonder what his family background is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (D+BhG)


Likely molested by multiple family members.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (2YhKe)

132 But then I've got the ones across the street, do they count?

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

133 Why don't they just call themselves the "Atheist community gathering"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Because Unitarians sounds cooler.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (99eI0)

134 Hopefully with less blood and feces.
Posted by: JuJuBee
======
I think you left out crystal meth or is Talarico allowed to indulge.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)

135 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

I do not claim to know the inner workings of Brother James' heart but I would not be shocked to learn that he is Christian like every business in my area is Christian, Veteran, Native Texan Owned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:29 PM (ExV1e)

136 One Dead In Maine doesn't work, but One Dead in Biddeford is pretty catchy!

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (U0yJ9)

137 It's America in 2026. He can win.

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (ZxPkt)

138 Tangentially, PPP, the Democrat pollster, released their poll of the NC senate race.

Cooper 48
Whatley 44

A few observations.

1. That's within the margin of error (each point has a margin of error, and they overlap).

2. Cooper is under 50.

3. This is worse than Cunningham was running in 2020 against Tillis. (Tillis won, obviously.)

4. What if NC has some state level pupleishness but is just a red state at the federal level now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (GKzf4)

139 *the buzz-cut "pastoress"*

eeeeewwwwww

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (2Ez/1)

140 Charlie is predominantly a male name.

Why would you name boobs after a dude?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (2YhKe)

141 I'll be contributing to Paxton's campaign.
TalaFreako has been taking in tons of money from the Left trying to flip this Senate seat Blue. They are highly motivated.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

142 I do not tolerate that intolerance is a bad thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW)

143 137 It's America in 2026. He can win.

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (ZxPkt)

========

It's Texas in 2026.

He's going to lose by at least 9.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (GKzf4)

144 Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico Woos the Most Important Voting Bloc in Texas, Pervets Who Attend Drag Queen Shows[/i[


It was Bill Clinton that allowed the Pervets in the military...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

145 James Talarico (CIS) proudly admits his church leads in transgender activism, promotes atheism, and protects illegals from deportation.

-
Is his church Church's Chicken?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

147 There is a small branch of "Christianity" that believes in acting like a "Christian" but without the divinity of Christ. Which is fascinating.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (U0yJ9)

148 I call the juan on the left Puerto and the juan on the right Rico.

Posted by: AOC at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (YSQQv)

149 Charlie is predominantly a male name.

Why would you name boobs after a dude?

You're overthinking it. Why would you call them gazongas?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)

150 I'll be contributing to Paxton's campaign.
TalaFreako has been taking in tons of money from the Left trying to flip this Senate seat Blue. They are highly motivated.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)


Beto had $150m in his war chest..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (2YhKe)

151 141 I'll be contributing to Paxton's campaign.
TalaFreako has been taking in tons of money from the Left trying to flip this Senate seat Blue. They are highly motivated.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

=======

He spends most of his money on fundraising.

It's a scam campaign that doesn't think it can win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (GKzf4)

152 Is HIPAA still a thing?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2026 12:13 PM (YlWIZ)

The purpose of HIPAA was initially to assure that other providers would have access to your records in situations where the then current method of transferring records was slow and not appropriate.
The result was a situation where no one could get access to your medical records other than the government without jumping through multiple bureaucratic hoops making the process even more slow and inapproprate.
The reason for this was that the legislators in charge of creating this failed system were terrified that someone would find out about their HIV status, history of mental illness, addictions, or doctor shopping.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (rbvCR)

153 I wonder if Joshua raised an army, and marched around Talarico, blowing trumpets, would Talarico's testicles descend?

You're assuming he has testicles.

Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

154 I wonder if Hunter will pay down his lawyer and child support bills with his 1+ million dollar winnings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (0sNs1)

155 That was me. The phrase was a dynamite set of Charlies. I stole it from National Lampoon about 50 odd years ago.
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, thank you for resurrecting it and sharing it with us.

Women have 43,586 color terms.

We guys probably have more than that for boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

156 thought I had heard all the synonyms for "boobs" before, but that one was knew to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)


Once heard someone refer to them as Murphy Browns. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (PSEDc)

157 Because Unitarians sounds cooler.
Posted by: NR Pax

Heck, they don't even qualify under the old formal theology that created Unitarianism. Unitarianism was basically old Christian heresies long discarded and dredged up in modern times. New wine in old wineskins with the expected results. A theological and self contradictory mess.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (E4rtv)

158
You're overthinking it. Why would you call them gazongas?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)


That's just a cross between gargantuan and bazoombas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (2YhKe)

159 ***campaign that will target drag show attendees, Mexico soccer fans,
---

Soccer fans, yet, are not aware that Talarico is Italian not Mexican. Not that they are racist or anything like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (VQ0bX)

160 94 Dolly Parton is looking real rough these days.

--

Heh, my first impression was Lady Gaga.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

What's going to be your second impression?

Posted by: Happy birthday Mr. President at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (TbWk/)

161 It was Bill Clinton that allowed the Pervets in the military...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Please. The PERVERT+ community.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (ndZc7)

162 145 James Talarico (CIS) proudly admits his church leads in transgender activism, promotes atheism, and protects illegals from deportation.

-
Is his church Church's Chicken?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

Someone put this link a couple of days ago...
https://youtu.be/26nJjNDsbmk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)

163 To the Left, it's all a matter of perspective and no one is truly wrong.

Except for anyone who disagrees with them.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (U0yJ9)

164
*ahem*

"pastorette"

Posted by: Please make a note of it at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

165 I wonder if Joshua raised an army, and marched around Talarico, blowing trumpets, would Talarico's testicles descend?

You're assuming he has testicles.
Posted by: dantesed

You know who ELSE was deficient in the testicle department?

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

166 145 James Talarico (CIS) proudly admits his church leads in transgender activism, promotes atheism, and protects illegals from deportation.

-
Is his church Church's Chicken?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

He's definitely fried.

Posted by: All that meth and buttsex catches up at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

167 Talerico looks like an SS concentration camp guard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (NWZOB)

168
Soccer fans, yet, are not aware that Talarico is Italian not Mexican. Not that they are racist or anything like that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:32 PM (VQ0bX)


Como Estas!!!!

- - - - - Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke - Jumping Bean

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (2YhKe)

169 I call them 'jennifers'.

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

170 The church is already bleeding members, and no one is bringing in their kids and grandkids. The lovely old brick building right down town is half empty as it is, and this sort of thing is probably going to kill it off, if only because they won't be able to pay the power and water bill.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)

When he church goes tits-up, buy the building, and turn it into a pub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (1z8ji)

171 131 Talarico is a very strange man. I wonder what his family background is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:28 PM (D+BhG)
---

Birth name Causey. Either from mom's first marriage and adopted by second husband or straight up adoption. I think it is the former.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (VQ0bX)

172 167 Talerico looks like an SS concentration camp guard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (NWZOB)

======

The one who got the job because his father is connected, and whose mother had a serious drinking problem while pregnant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (GKzf4)

173 The Dems have been babbling about Texas turning blue for several election cycles. Abortion Barbie, Buck toothed Beato and now Freako Talarico. Keep wasting money Dems. No please keep doing it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (m2wmY)

174 Charlie is predominantly a male name.
Why would you name boobs after a dude?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM

Kelly McGillis's character in Top Gun is named Charlotte "Charlie" Blackwood.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

175 I call them 'jennifers'.
Posted by: Don Black

One of the hottest chicks I ever knew was named "Jennifer." So that works for me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

176 I think fun bags are an appropriate name for women's breasts.

Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

177 147 There is a small branch of "Christianity" that believes in acting like a "Christian" but without the divinity of Christ. Which is fascinating.
Posted by: ...

Eh, in reality most of their flock operate on the same level as Aleister Crowley--Do as Thy Wilt and that is the entirety of the law. Scratch a bit below the surface and the demons come out from such. And that is because they have rejected the Lord as controlling and accepted this fallen world's values. They wear religion like a skin suit--for social reasons, not spiritual.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

178 The Jews got him.

Alexander Dugin
@AGDugin
The sudden death of Lindsey Graham can be the black mark sent to Trump. I doubt it were Iranians. Most realistic it was Mossad job in order to push Trump to renew full scale war with Iran. It clearly means “you are the next”. Lindsey Graham was the shadow of Trump, his black self

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (ndZc7)

179 You know who else looked like a concentration camp guard?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (U0yJ9)

180 Actually, I knew a couple of hot Jennifers.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

181 Como Estas!!!!

- - - - - Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke - Jumping Bean

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---

Mexicans didn't vote for him either.
muy bien, gracias

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (VQ0bX)

182 Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR

I attended an Anglican Church in North America gathering yesterday afternoon at a local Protestant church. I'm guessing that the local church needs money to help their budget, because Anglicans In North America are much more conservative than the local Episcopal Church. I talked to a guy afterwards and he said " We had been talking about founding an Anglican Church for some time." It occurs to me that some of those folks might have left the local progressive Episcopal Church.

Lovely service , Bible and missional Christ centered. My only regret was that the didn't have Holy Communion because it was an evening prayer service which they alternate with holy communion services.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (D+BhG)

183 Can the Democrats not find a single normal person?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (SXxzC)

184 Child Protective Services is still a thing, right?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 13, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

Here is a good question you can ask your local cops: Are underaged prostitutes processed through Child Advocacy Centers and CPS or is there another route for dealing with them?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

185 176 I think fun bags are an appropriate name for women's breasts.

Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

Cowboy pillows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (l3cgK)

186 173 The Dems have been babbling about Texas turning blue for several election cycles. Abortion Barbie, Buck toothed Beato and now Freako Talarico. Keep wasting money Dems. No please keep doing it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 12:34 PM (m2wmY)

=======

People were talking about how Allred was going to make it close and maybe even win in 2024.

He lost by nine to the terrible candidate and politician Ted Cruz.

Maybe Texas is just a red state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (GKzf4)

187 Norm said the original line wasn't "meaner than a junkyard dog" but rather "meaner than a concentration camp dog". He said people didn't realize that those were actually the meanest dogs.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (U0yJ9)

188
Kelly McGillis's character in Top Gun is named Charlotte "Charlie" Blackwood.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)


I'm still not naming boobs 'Charlie.'

Especially after hearing George Carlin say the name in his routines doing the 'union worker' accent........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)

189 Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

Well stated. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (D+BhG)

190

This guy is more fucked up than that fraud Platner.

Something realy off about him. He's got some of that Mayor Pete Buttjudge going on with extra obviously fake obsequiousness. Will he say anything to get elected? Yes.

And that bobblehead proportion to his huge melon with that perfectly manicured hair.

These people are nuts.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (et1vG)

191 The difference is, of course, that in Trump's case, the policies he was championing actually were very popular, just ruled anathema by a leftwing Democrat establishment and a liberal Republican establishment. In Trump's case, there really was a popular hunger for policies the corrupt establishment suppressed and refused to implement no matter how clear the voters made their preference for them.
-
And Trump is kind of moderate relative to the people that vote for him. He mainly distinguishes himself by actually doing shit.

Posted by: Methos at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (vSvIl)

192 👀👀

"Under Mamdani’s NYC administration:

New York City rents just hit an all time high.

June median asking rents:
• Manhattan: $5,295/month
• Brooklyn: $4,350/month

- NYC Comptroller"

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (GD0B3)

193 > Charlie is predominantly a male name.

She's your friend...Charlie. SHE'S your friend Charlie.

Posted by: Mike Myers at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (mkw2N)

194 The Dems have been babbling about Texas turning blue for several election cycles. Abortion Barbie, Buck toothed Beato and now Freako Talarico. Keep wasting money Dems. No please keep doing it

--

I do get concerned that it's obviously been targeted next for massive, incoming muslim populations.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (qBdHI)

195 I do not tolerate that intolerance is a bad thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (n5tGW)

And shame.

We need to make shame great again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (NWZOB)

196 141 I'll be contributing to Paxton's campaign.
TalaFreako has been taking in tons of money from the Left trying to flip this Senate seat Blue. They are highly motivated.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)


Yep. I think Cruz trolled them the other day implying that we could be in for a tough fight. The blues wasted millions on Beto, I hope they go even bigger for this monstrosity.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (lCppi)

197 I think Talerico looks like Richie Cunningham.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (SXxzC)

198 Alexander Dugin
@AGDugin
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Whata nutjob. Kiss Candy's ass much?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (VQ0bX)

199 Norm said the original line wasn't "meaner than a junkyard dog" but rather "meaner than a concentration camp dog".

"Concentration camp dog" didn't really fit the meter...

Posted by: Bad bad Leroy Brown at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

200 I think you meant "when the church goes Charlies up..."

Posted by: Heh at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

201 199 Norm said the original line wasn't "meaner than a junkyard dog" but rather "meaner than a concentration camp dog".

"Concentration camp dog" didn't really fit the meter...

Posted by: Bad bad Leroy Brown at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

That woulda made the song too campy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)

202 We need to make shame great again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (NWZOB)

MSGA? Too much like meshuga.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (U0yJ9)

203 I wonder if the reason they run the likes of Talarico iin the states like Texas is to compile lists of foot soldiers to created trouble in the future!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)

204 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:34

A pub would be preferable to it turning into a mosque.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (D+BhG)

205 202 We need to make shame great again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2026 12:37 PM (NWZOB)

MSGA? Too much like meshuga.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (U0yJ9)

Crazy, isn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:39 PM (l3cgK)

206 203 I wonder if the reason they run the likes of Talarico iin the states like Texas is to compile lists of foot soldiers to created trouble in the future!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:38 PM (GD0B3)

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White progressive women have their ideal man, who is essentially just a freakish gay dude who says all the woke shit possible earnestly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:39 PM (GKzf4)

207 196 141 I'll be contributing to Paxton's campaign.
TalaFreako has been taking in tons of money from the Left trying to flip this Senate seat Blue. They are highly motivated.

Posted by: redridinghood
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DC money, NYC money, DNC money, Bush money, common freak money; Yeah, it's coming in over the transom.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM (VQ0bX)

208 By the way, thank you CBD, for the tag fix.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)

209 People online have been laughing at Jasmine for saying that the primary which she lost was “Rayciss!!!” But there’s a serious part that many are missing. 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM (HJ3jx)

210 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 13, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)

211 Please, Dugin is not a real person. He is a real person in the sense that there is an individual in Russia with that name. But his avatar is managed by an entire FSB department. The real Dugin does not speak english, does not watch US TV, and does not spend time on the internet. He may not even know there is such a thing called X. FSB is stoopid. They use the same tools they used in the 70s...

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:41 PM (GD0B3)

212 I attended an Anglican Church in North America gathering yesterday afternoon at a local Protestant church. I'm guessing that the local church needs money to help their budget, because Anglicans In North America are much more conservative than the local Episcopal Church. I talked to a guy afterwards and he said " We had been talking about founding an Anglican Church for some time." It occurs to me that some of those folks might have left the local progressive Episcopal Church.

Lovely service , Bible and missional Christ centered. My only regret was that the didn't have Holy Communion because it was an evening prayer service which they alternate with holy communion services.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:36 PM (D+BhG)
My son attends a beautiful, traditional and reverent Catholic Church that is completely staffed by former Anglican priests. Most of the priests are married (which is allowed if they are married when they convert) and the service follows a very Anglican approach - from the dress of the kids' choir to the "thees" and "thous" in the prayers. It's full of big, young families and traditional-minded oldsters. It's really wonderful.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)

213 What about drag queen performances is
remotely appealing to go and watch unless you are a drag queen too or want to stick it to the normies or do some progressive virtue signaling?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (D+BhG)

214 209 People online have been laughing at Jasmine for saying that the primary which she lost was “Rayciss!!!” But there’s a serious part that many are missing. 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM (HJ3jx)

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It's been shown that when there's a clear racial preference in a Democrat primary and the black candidate loses, black turnout materially declines by about 10%.

Talarico has no chance if black turnout goes down 10% in TX.

That's on top of the fact that he already had no chance because he's a Democrat running in a Trump+14 state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (GKzf4)

215 Losers still get to keep the campaign money right?
- Talarico, grifter preacher

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (n5tGW)

216 White progressive women have their ideal man, who is essentially just a freakish gay dude who says all the woke shit possible earnestly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:39 PM (GKzf4)

Wait until you find out their ideal man is more a cross between Hitler and Khameini. It'll blow your mind!!

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (U0yJ9)

217 > Talerico looks like an SS concentration camp guard.

I vaguely remembered what the guards looked like, so I checked again. The guards mostly look normal. Talerico looks like a horror movie preacher. He looks off.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (mkw2N)

218
179 You know who else looked like a concentration camp guard?
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM

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Concentration camp guards.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (HLgI3)

219 A lotta that going around lately.

120-year-old Pittsburgh church burned, trans suspect arrested

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (ndZc7)

220 That pic of Talacreepo eating (or rather, pretending to eat) the big BBQ stick ...

Who eats BBQ like that? With that kind of facial expression?

That looks like a still frame from some gay porn of a dude sucking off another dude.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

221 James Talarico believes it is fascist ("Christofascism") to keep babies from being killed in their mother's womb and children from being mutilitated in the trans craze.

Yeah, because forcing Mary to carry Jesus full term was wrong...and she shoulda had the right to abort him.
--what they believe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

222 People online have been laughing at Jasmine for saying that the primary which she lost was “Rayciss!!!” But there’s a serious part that many are missing. 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM

Yeah, Talarico and his campaign should have been doing some serious *$$ kissing starting the day after the election to get her onbpard. A late invitation to speak at the TX Dem Convention was a bit insulting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

223 189 Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

Well stated. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Not particularly happy about it because it is like watching a ship intentionally heading toward the rocks and you pray that some might be saved.

The material world has some of the strongest holds on those with wealth, social stature, leisure, and education which is why Jesus mentioned wealth can be a barrier to entry to being saved.

In a way, someone who is destitute and yet leans on the Lord as a crutch aka the meek is far richer in spirit than someone who has everything apparently but not the Lord in their lives.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

224 Nothing but a money grab.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (/THgZ)

225 216 White progressive women have their ideal man, who is essentially just a freakish gay dude who says all the woke shit possible earnestly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:39 PM (GKzf4)

Wait until you find out their ideal man is more a cross between Hitler and Khameini. It'll blow your mind!!

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (U0yJ9)

...along with the rest of the building.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

226 Jennifer comes from the more archaic name Guinevere.

The more you know*.

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (ZxPkt)

227 *ahem*

"pastorette"
Posted by: Please make a note of it at July 13, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

I don't care if she wants to be a Bull-Deacon, she is not preaching the bible.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

228 It's like Shakespeare said, "A boob by any other name would squeeze so sweet."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

229 The Jews got him.

Alexander Dugin
@AGDugin
The sudden death of Lindsey Graham can be the black mark sent to Trump. I doubt it were Iranians. Most realistic it was Mossad job in order to push Trump to renew full scale war with Iran. It clearly means “you are the next”. Lindsey Graham was the shadow of Trump, his black self
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:35 PM (ndZc7)

He swallowed a pager and BAM! his aorta exploded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

230 That looks like a still frame from some gay porn of a dude sucking off another dude.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM

Not gonna ask how "The Blade" knows that.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: zombie George Bush at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (0sNs1)

231 Is HIPAA still a thing?

* side eyes *

Why do you ask?

Posted by: Stacy "M1" Abrams at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (vTZFs)

232 219 A lotta that going around lately.

120-year-old Pittsburgh church burned, trans suspect arrested
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Not surprised--they have rejected how the Lord made them and now hate themselves as failures but blame Christians for their fall.

In fact, one cannot become as 'gods' whether by wealth, modern medicine, or technology. You become a demon instead most likely.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)

233 228 It's like Shakespeare said, "A boob by any other name would squeeze so sweet."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

I'm sure Dr. Seuss had a few rhythms.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)

234 What about drag queen performances is
remotely appealing to go and watch unless you are a drag queen too or want to stick it to the normies or do some progressive virtue signaling?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (D+BhG)

Years ago, drag shows were comic parody, and played for laughs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (1z8ji)

235 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Which also puts her in the crazy bitch category by also cutting herself off from mainstream DNC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (VQ0bX)

236 Ok, fine he knows some English. At FSB special training level.

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (GD0B3)

237 It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (n5tGW)

238 The real problem the Democrats had with Platner was not the rape, the Nazism, the sexual deviancy, or the rape--it was that he was losing.

And he was losing because he was saying what all of them believe just out loud.

Nothing Platner or Talarico says is surprising to any Dem--they all say it to each other behind closed doors, in their safe spaces.
They all nod and agree with what they say when they're in private.

PS: Talarico is the moderate, center of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (3cUTc)

239 > Lindsey Graham was the shadow of Trump, his black self.
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WTF

Someone needs to rebalance their meds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (jehhT)

240 People online have been laughing at Jasmine for saying that the primary which she lost was “Rayciss!!!” But there’s a serious part that many are missing. 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.

Someone earlier mentioned the picture of the DSA meeting in Denver, and how many of those freaks were wearing masks.

https://tinyurl.com/y464jua4

I count one black person out of roughly 100 people. And the DSA will tell you THEY represent oppressed minorities.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

241 *peeks in*

Sigh...
Hey Talarico, come try your perverted bullhi*t in my town and let's see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

242 235
Which also puts her in the crazy bitch category by also cutting herself off from mainstream DNC.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (VQ0bX)

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Kamala will choose her to be her VP.

The racialization and feminization of the DNC has only just begun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (GKzf4)

243 230 That looks like a still frame from some gay porn of a dude sucking off another dude.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM

Not gonna ask how "The Blade" knows that.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: zombie George Bush at July 13, 2026 12:44 PM (0sNs1)

If six Jaegermeisters won't get the flavor out, a seventh won't help.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 13, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

244 Even we can't handle bringing Talarico aboard as a member of the Modern Masculinity crew.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Swalwell at July 13, 2026 12:47 PM (0sNs1)

245 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (GKzf4)

Do you have the articles or studies about this statistic?

I'm not commenting on this race specifically - I want to know where these numbers come from. Are the races all competitive? There is also the idea that white turnout might go down if the D candidate is a black who beat a white guy and I'm pretty certain it would. Racism doesn't pick and choose in Libtardville.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:47 PM (U0yJ9)

246
Kamala will choose her to be her VP.

The racialization and feminization of the DNC has only just begun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (GKzf4)


I fully anticipate this as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:47 PM (2YhKe)

247 > It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
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wobblers

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)

248 What do they teach in the Presbyterian seminary?
Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2026 12:07 PM (VJX5o)

Which branch of Presbyterianism? They range from very conservative like the Presbyterian Church in America, to leftist like the Presbyterian Church USA, to insane radical, namely the Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary which produced Talarico. I don’t think he finished his studies. News articles say he “trained at” the seminary, or the like, not that he graduated.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (eGn4U)

249 Kamala will choose her to be her VP.

The racialization and feminization of the DNC has only just begun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (GKzf4)

Even should Kamala be the nominee she will not be "choosing" jack squat. She will choose who they tell her to choose. That's why she is even in this position in the first place.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (U0yJ9)

250 Dugin is a Russian xenophone, with primitive understanding of anything outside of Russian borders.

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

251 The lovely old brick building right down town is half empty as it is, and this sort of thing is probably going to kill it off, if only because they won't be able to pay the power and water bill.
——-

So, Mission Accomplished, then.

It is painfully obvious these are deliberate, conscious malevolent actions, with malice aforethought. The globalists explained in the 1950s what they thought was necessary, though not specifically how.

Now we know, the “how”.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (TyEMG)

252 *xenophobe !!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (GD0B3)

253 People online have been laughing at Jasmine for saying that the primary which she lost was “Rayciss!!!” But there’s a serious part that many are missing. 90% of black Texas primary voters voted for her, and she’s publicly telling all of them not to bother voting at all in November.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 12:40 PM

Yeah, Talarico and his campaign should have been doing some serious *$$ kissing starting the day after the election to get her onbpard. A late invitation to speak at the TX Dem Convention was a bit insulting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 12:43 PM (0sNs1)
___________

Maybe, but this creep had a very fine line to walk.

His base is white commies and AWFuLs in Austin. Those people ain't the biggest fans of blacks. Sure, they may tell you they just love blacks, but the reality is the only blacks who ever set foot in their houses are the servants.

They surely wouldn't have a great reaction to Talacreepo campaigning with a fake ghetto whore screeching about how RACISSSSSS everything and everyone is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

254 International Wobblers of the World, Unite!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (eGn4U)

255 Talerico looks like a horror movie preacher. He looks off.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Yep. I'd imagine the movie was Children of the Cornhole and Talarico was the preacher.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

256 It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (n5tGW)

sulks

Posted by: Wagshambas at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (1z8ji)

257 *this is what happens when you use big words...

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (GD0B3)

258 Their love is loveless, their Bibles are blank, and their tolerance is hate for the faithful. They might as well directly worship Ba'al and have done with it.
Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

Worshipping abortion, child mutilation, gay and throuple sex: I'd say they're already there.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (lCppi)

259 fully anticipate this as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:47 PM (2YhKe)

The DNC is not running two women unless the GE is totally in the fraud bag. And even then I don't think so. You're lucky if you get one woman in 2028.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (U0yJ9)

260 247 > It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
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wobblers

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)

Watermelons.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (l3cgK)

261 I'm sure Dr. Seuss had a few rhythms.

I do not like disco 4/4
I do not like 4 on the floor
I do not like them anymore.

Posted by: Delurker at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (2Drhq)

262 I saw Russian Xenophone open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

263 Texas: Land of Contrasts

Anybody else think Telerico looks like an evil gay ventriloquist's dummy in that one photo?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (kpS4V)

264 I think Talerico looks like Richie Cunningham.

After November, he'll look like Chuck Cunningham.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (vTZFs)

265 Heh. Adam Carrolla called Ro Khanna " Ro Smollett". Perfect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (m2wmY)

266 News articles say he “trained at” the seminary, or the like, not that he graduated.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Trained in apostasy.

I guess there is training for this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (/THgZ)

267 247 > It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
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wobblers
Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (ZxPkt)

Wangdoodlers

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (/WHpM)

268 It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
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wobblers
Posted by: Don Black
......

Wagshambas

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (UjdFS)

269 237 It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (n5tGW)

"Winnebagos" is a perfectly cromulent term for boobs.

Posted by: Steve Martin at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (eTh1u)

270 Anybody else think Telerico looks like an evil gay ventriloquist's dummy in that one photo?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (kpS4V)

You can't have any ham, Hugo.

Posted by: The Great Vorelli at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (PSEDc)

271 Sure, they may tell you they just love blacks, but the reality is the only blacks who ever set foot in their houses are the servants.

They won't tell you that they love blacks. They'll tell you that blacks are retarded children who need their constant guidance to live. And also that doing anything that blacks don't like is rayciss, except voting for that nice gay man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (ExV1e)

272
Anybody else think Telerico looks like an evil gay ventriloquist's dummy in that one photo?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2026 12:50 PM (kpS4V)


Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (2YhKe)

273 Together at last: Kamala and the WNBA.

https://tinyurl.com/27648np6

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Some highlights.

“We have a right to what we expect.”

“You’re impacting peoples lives who you’ve never met and they also don’t know you exist.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (ndZc7)

274 Is HIPAA still a thing?
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On doctors asses like a duck on a June bug.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (VQ0bX)

275 Ok, fine he knows some English. At FSB special training level.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:46 PM (GD0B3)

I read that whole thing in Candace's voice.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)

276 "Winnebagos" is a perfectly cromulent term for boobs.
Posted by: Steve Martin at July 13, 2026 12:51 PM (eTh1u)


Big American Breastesses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

277 Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)


That is great! . The Anglican Church in North America is a very fast growing and for a small church they had lots of kids there. I expect there will be more after the summer. I also can take holy communion there, which I cannot do at the RCC and no, I'm not trying to get into a debate about reception of the Eucharist

There was an English family with five kids in front of us . I laughed because there was a little girl of about two years old with another family saying loudly before the service " I want to get down NOW" ( She was in her father's arms) . The father of the English family laughed too and said "I remember those days fondly,
but I can't say that I want to repeat them" I said "Me either, but I couldn't t pick up my son anyway. He in his twenties." 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (D+BhG)

278 But I've been told Talarico is leading in the polls and they can't be wrong...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (dOZFZ)

279 Windshield Wipers

No? Just me?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 12:53 PM (U0yJ9)

280 Of course. Game's on.

Blood in the water. Yada, yada.

Imagine the horror they can stir up by mid-term elections. /R

For voters who supported O'Rourke in 2018, Talarico is largely viewed as the natural next-generation progressive leader, with many expressing excitement and hope about their combined voter outreach.
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James Talarico raises over $30 million in second quarter, campaign says, more than triple Ken Paxton’s sum.
The Austin Democrat’s haul is a record for a U.S. Senate candidate in the second quarter of an election year and is nearly three times what Beto O’Rourke raised in the same period in 2018. July 8, 2026. Houston Public Media org

Posted by: L - No nic... at July 13, 2026 12:53 PM (NFX2v)

281 I used to think the whole "horseshoe" theory was a crock, but apparently there are people dedicated to making it a reality

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)

282 @Breaking911
·
33m
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced the creation of a joint task force with the Department of Justice to identify, investigate, and prosecute leakers within the Department of War.
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cool
'plumbers'
everything old is new again

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 12:53 PM (ZxPkt)

283 Wobbleknockers

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2026 12:53 PM (iMotb)

284 But I've been told Talarico is leading in the polls and they can't be wrong...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM (dOZFZ)

https://youtu.be/bufTna0WArc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:54 PM (ExV1e)

285 Which branch of Presbyterianism? They range from very conservative like the Presbyterian Church in America, to leftist like the Presbyterian Church USA, to insane radical, namely the Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary which produced Talarico. I don’t think he finished his studies. News articles say he “trained at” the seminary, or the like, not that he graduated.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 13, 2026 12:48 PM (eGn4U)

I once drew Binky , sent it in with 50 cents, and was told I have artistic talent. That makes me more of I an artist than Talarico is a theologian.

Posted by: LASue at July 13, 2026 12:54 PM (lCppi)

286 >>> I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

It sounds like a bastardized version of the concept presented at the end of CS Lewis' The Last Battle. Aslan lets the Calormen soldier into heaven, because he was a good man and served his God honorably, therefore he was serving Aslan.

But that does not mean he got into heaven because of the TEACHINGS of the religion. He got it because he was a child of God who was good.

Any Christian who thinks Islam = Christianity is preaching pretty heretical thoughts. But that sounds like Talarico's Christianity in a nutshell.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:54 PM (Eng1Z)

287 Yeah, Talarico and his campaign should have been doing some serious *$$ kissing

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Kiss all the ass you want.

Money talks to Crockett. His campaign is heavily funded. He could afford to cut her a check. But he didn't.

I suspect he knows he isn't going to win, and he's not looking to share a single nest-feather with her, because he knows this is the last stupendous grift he's going to get, and no amount of investment in party cronies will come to anything, because he's not going to need their help building a coalition that won't exist.

Might as well keep the $$$ for himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 12:54 PM (BI5O2)

288 I count one black person out of roughly 100 people. And the DSA will tell you THEY represent oppressed minorities.

Correction: a Buick has come in with new results, and the total number of blacks has skyrocketed to two.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

289 Which also puts her in the crazy bitch category by also cutting herself off from mainstream DNC.

Posted by: Braenyard

That may to her not be a bad thing to be distant from the moribund DNC. Democrat coalition is imploding because of internal contradictions and like the UK, I can see it splintering into racial/ethnic parties rather than an overarching coalition as it is today.

GOP's struggles between MAGA and GOPe takes up the oxygen but the Democrats are really undergoing a civil war right now between the newer DSA types and the old machine ethnic party of outs.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

290 Dat ole debil he don't never quit.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 12:56 PM (LHPAg)

291 Together at last: Kamala and the WNBA.

https://tinyurl.com/27648np6

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Well, at least Kumswala has more black in her than Rachel Dolezal, but she was raised East Indian.

So there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:57 PM (2YhKe)

292 You can't have any ham, Hugo.
Posted by: The Great Vorelli

Ah, great MST callback.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

293
There was an English family with five kids in front of us . I laughed because there was a little girl of about two years old with another family saying loudly before the service " I want to get down NOW" ( She was in her father's arms) . The father of the English family laughed too and said "I remember those days fondly,
but I can't say that I want to repeat them" I said "Me either, but I couldn't t pick up my son anyway. He in his twenties." 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
=========
Your story made me smile. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

294 You mean Kamala Harris from the slaveholding Harris family?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (n5tGW)

295 273 Together at last: Kamala and the WNBA.

https://tinyurl.com/27648np6

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Some highlights.

“We have a right to what we expect.”

“You’re impacting peoples lives who you’ve never met and they also don’t know you exist.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy a

Has anyone asked the wnba what the could do to sell more tickets?

Shit my wife said she'd go see a bananaball game with me.....tickets at a 10,000 seaT stadium were like 400 each. BANANABALL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (/WHpM)

296 it’s wild how gigantic a freak show the democrats party is from top to bottom and yet, every election is on a knife edge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (7wUfx)

297 Well, at least Kumswala has more black in her than Rachel Dolezal, but she was raised East Indian.

I'm betting that Rachel Dolezal has had a lot of black in her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)

298 I'm begging you Ace, please stop using the words like musky and moist when talking about democrats. It's vivid and accurate, but I may be put off from eating lunch because of it, and that's several hours away still.

Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (Eng1Z)

299 Adding Big Charlies to the list. That's a fun one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 13, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

I don't see AOC as a human; something is wearing her like a jacket.

My senior dog is named Charlie. Her nickname is Big. When she came home with us, she was so skinny at 26 lbs we could see her hip bones. Fast forward 2 years and she got wider, and taller and then tipped the scales at 48 lbs but still built like an athlete. So, she became 'Big'.

I like my story better. AOC can go suck start a wood chipper.

Posted by: Nelly at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (6+ehB)

300 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

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Drugs, dude. Really, really good drugs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 12:59 PM (ndZc7)

301 298 I'm begging you Ace, please stop using the words like musky and moist when talking about democrats. It's vivid and accurate, but I may be put off from eating lunch because of it, and that's several hours away still.
Posted by: LizLem at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (Eng1Z)


I agree. I think fetid and damp are more accurate.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2026 01:00 PM (/WHpM)

302
I'm betting that Rachel Dolezal has had a lot of black in her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)


Naw man. Dat cracka be CRAY.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 13, 2026 01:01 PM (2YhKe)

303
I agree. I think fetid and damp are more accurate.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 13, 2026 01:00 PM (/WHpM)


LANGUAGE!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:01 PM (2YhKe)

304 I don't get how any Christian is supporting Islam as another pathway to the truth of God.

Or vice versa so it's not clear to me who he's pandering to here.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)

305 One person is dead and details are scant following a Monday morning shooting that involved U.S. Immigration and Customs Agents (ICE) in Biddeford, Maine.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 01:03 PM (RHGPo)

306 mildew and sweat

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2026 01:03 PM (n5tGW)

307
Or vice versa so it's not clear to me who he's pandering to here.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2026 01:02 PM (vTZFs)


Both Christians and muslhams

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:03 PM (2YhKe)

308 "Governor Henry McMaster will hold a Statehouse press conference to announce who he is appointing to finish Sen. Lindsey Graham’s term at 4:00 PM."

*Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)

309 GOP's struggles between MAGA and GOPe takes up the oxygen but the Democrats are really undergoing a civil war right now between the newer DSA types and the old machine ethnic party of outs.
Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

And after Talarico’s gay/trans/uni professor coalition blows up in November, Jasmine will still be sitting there as the most visible figure in the biggest Dem voting block left.

And she’s gonna be saying “AH TODE YOU SO!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (HJ3jx)

310 It seems natural that a nickname for boobs should start with a b or maybe a g, but w is right out.
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wobblers
Posted by: Don Black at July 13,

Winnebagos


Steve Martin

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ItWcy)

311 Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

I think it's overblown for reasons previously stated. Actually I think the whole thing is a put-on. Never look at what's going on or what's being said. Always look at what isn't.

The machine has shown repeatedly it will put down what it wants put down. If they're being allowed to exist then it's because they are sanctioned.

The power brokers want power any way they can get it. If they think they can harness this as a new "movement" to wake up a party that Trump backed into multiple corners, they will and would do so in a heartbeat.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (U0yJ9)

312 One person is dead and details are scant following a Monday morning shooting that involved U.S. Immigration and Customs Agents (ICE) in Biddeford, Maine.
Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2026 01:03 PM (RHGPo)


I don't understand the big deal here. Biden told people to shoot a double barreled shotgun through the door to stop someone.

They're using a 9mm and shooting through a windshield.

They're just following Uncle Joey's advise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)

313 "Governor Henry McMaster will hold a Statehouse press conference to announce who he is appointing to finish Sen. Lindsey Graham’s term at 4:00 PM."

*Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)

__________

The Blade??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

314 Popular conservative positions are suppressed and made radioactive by the leftwing/liberal elite. This means that someone who forthrightly embraces these positions can win elections.

On the other hand, toxically unpopular leftwing positions are championed by the same leftwing/liberal elite.

These abhorrent beliefs are extant among the donor class - so those positions carry the day. Just like with everything else. That's how democracy works.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (2ap+5)

315 Last I heard, Rachel Dolezal is on OnlyFans.

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ZxPkt)

316 *advice.


Damn. I hate when I do that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (2YhKe)

317 309
And after Talarico’s gay/trans/uni professor coalition blows up in November, Jasmine will still be sitting there as the most visible figure in the biggest Dem voting block left.

And she’s gonna be saying “AH TODE YOU SO!!!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (HJ3jx)

====

The counterfactuals are going to be hilarious, persistent, nonsensical, and deeply persuasive to a shocking amount of the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (GKzf4)

318
He's targeting "people previously purged from voter rolls"? Are they back on the rolls somehow?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (mmrXZ)

319 Last I heard, Rachel Dolezal is on OnlyFans.
Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (ZxPkt)


Yeah...and she's sloppier than you'd imagine......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (2YhKe)

320 *Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
Darline, Carleen, Marlene, whatever. Is this a good choice?

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (LHPAg)

321 I was predicting it would be a prominent ConInc grifter to be first past the post on "the real Jesus is actually the Mohammed we meet along the way."

But I guess Talarico beat them all to the punch. I'm sure many of them are watching this and hearing cash registers dinging in their ears, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (BI5O2)

322 ...and I only know that because lots of images have been leaked because...well.....it's funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (2YhKe)

323 The Blade??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

You are not from S Carolina, you are from California, no ?

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)

324 Last I heard, Rachel Dolezal is on OnlyFans.
Posted by: Don Black

Primate category?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (ndZc7)

325 McMaster better not make an AL Luther Strange mess of this by appointing himself or someone else who's just trying to outrun some major corruption charge we haven't heard about yet.

Otherwise, the GOP nominee runs even with Tim Scott instead of slightly behind Scott like Graham had been doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (GKzf4)

326 It's too bad Jesus never said anything one way or the other about whether or not there were multiple paths to God. I guess it will have to remain a mystery for special people like Talarico to interpret for the peons.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (U0yJ9)

327 *Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)


NOPE!!!!

We're already suffering through this nepo bullshit in Alaska.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

328 The Blade??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

You are not from S Carolina, you are from California, no ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)
_________

NY

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

329 *this is what happens when you use big words...
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 12:49 PM

Always eschew obfuscation.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (0sNs1)

330 Yeah...and she's sloppier than you'd imagine......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (2YhKe)

I've never imagined. I've never wanted to imagine. I now have to find images of something to scrub that from my brain. Maybe Cthulu.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

331 327 *Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)


NOPE!!!!

We're already suffering through this nepo bullshit in Alaska.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

=====

I get the sense that she wouldn't actually run for the seat in November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (GKzf4)

332
You are not from S Carolina, you are from California, no ?
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:07 PM (GD0B3)


He's in NYC, I believe. Of course, he can answer for himself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

333 Yeah...and she's sloppier than you'd imagine......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I'll take your word on that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (/THgZ)

334
I've never imagined. I've never wanted to imagine. I now have to find images of something to scrub that from my brain. Maybe Cthulu.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (ExV1e)


You're welcome!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (2YhKe)

335 @289 whig, the GOPe v MAGA fight will still be a civil spar where they won't kill each other.
The old time Dems v the DSA and crazies is a bloodletting from the get-go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (m2wmY)

336 NOPE!!!!

We're already suffering through this nepo bullshit in Alaska.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)


From what I've read it's a temporary position...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (dOZFZ)

337 Elric is a big Manhattan attorney, like Oliver Wendall Douglas.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (77rzZ)

338 > ...and I only know that because lots of images have been leaked because...well.....it's funny.

Posted by: Sponge -
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sure
uh huh

Posted by: Don Black at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (ZxPkt)

339 NOPE!!!!

We're already suffering through this nepo bullshit in Alaska.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

"Trump is a big poo poo head who does not know what he is doing..."

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)

340
335 @289 whig, the GOPe v MAGA fight will still be a civil spar where they won't kill each other.
The old time Dems v the DSA and crazies is a bloodletting from the get-go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 01:09 PM (m2wmY)

======

The GOP vs. MAGA civil war is almost over.

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2058609208287789558

MAGA won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 13, 2026 01:10 PM (GKzf4)

341 NY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)]

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

342 New one:

Trump Endorses Linsey Graham's Sister to Replace Him

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

343
"Trump is a big poo poo head who does not know what he is doing..."
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:10 PM (GD0B3)


We're all in agreement, then.


....and it's poopyhead, sir. Stupid poopyhead who doesn't know what he's doing and never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:11 PM (2YhKe)

344 Supposedly, his sister is just a 6 month caretaker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2026 01:11 PM (/THgZ)

345 So, I wonder who's gonna be the first person Trump tries out his new golden gun on.

Posted by: Bulg at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)

346 Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:04 PM (GD0B3)
Darline, Carleen, Marlene, whatever. Is this a good choice?
Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2026 01:06 PM (LHPAg)

For her, sure.

For Trump? Also yes. This Iran thing is a big deal for him, this would ensure continuous support from that Senator, and she'll be well positioned to carry on Lindsey's role as the top defense contractor presence in the Senate, and to purchase more support if needed.

For the rest of us? Nah. We get raw-dog buttfucked, but that's true of any Republican who gets this freebie, one way or another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (BI5O2)

347 Big American Breastesses.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 12:52 PM

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

348 NY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 13, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)]

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

The Blade sleeps in his Lambo.

Posted by: far cry at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (LSV6F)

349 Where was the big civil war around Platner? The DSA folded their candidate immediately and joined the chorus the machine created. They could have stood by him, especially given the new charge was spurious and conveniently timed.

The only thing that matters to the Party is the Party.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (U0yJ9)

350 *Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..

Posted by: runner
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Has he asked mikelos about that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 13, 2026 01:12 PM (VQ0bX)

351 It's only until January 6 or something.

Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

352 Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Nazi

A Civil War Has Begun on the Left in the Aftermath of Graham Platner’s Implosion

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)

353 Kind of ironic that the very issues this guy is running on used to be indiscretions that candidates kept hidden at all costs.

Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2026 01:13 PM (dIske)

354 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 13, 2026 01:14 PM (ExV1e)

355 350 *Trump already announced that he wants Graham's "wonderful sister Darline" to serve as the interim senator..

Posted by: runner

I won't make a comment until I've heard from Tucker and Candace...
---

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2026 01:14 PM (dOZFZ)

356 McMaster has a news conference at 4 pm the afternoon to announce a replacement for Graham. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2026 01:14 PM (m2wmY)

357
Yep, Darline, Miss Lindsey's sister is going to be a "caretaker" to hold the seat until it expires.

At first blush, this is ridiculous, of course, but here's what's going on. Gov. McMaster was in quite the pickle. If he picked any viable candidate who will run in the special primary in August, he'd piss the others off.

And one of those others is Nancy Mace, and you know, bitch be crazy. McMaster was getting pulled six ways to Sunday from various people trying to call in favors from him.

So, picking Darline is just a punt to avoid all that mess. Fucking soap opera, but that's SC politics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 13, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb)

358 It's only until January 6 or something.
Posted by: runner at July 13, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)


Governor can appoint the replacement, but there will be a primary for the candidate that runs in November.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 13, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

359 Yep, Darline, Miss Lindsey's sister is going to be a "caretaker" to hold the seat until it expires.

gah

as they say here (or near here) - "it does not look"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 13, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

360 Hunter weeps.

Air Force’s Massive Super Galaxy Aircraft Hauls $5 Billion in Illegal Drugs for Destruction

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 13, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

361
James Talarico reminds me of that creepy "Preacher" from Poltergeist 2.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 13, 2026 01:20 PM (OgWfa)

362 Talarico must be the biggest doofus who ever lived. How did he get nominated? Jasmine Crock-of-shit seems sharper than Talarico.

Posted by: Ralph at July 13, 2026 01:21 PM (8WZD4)

363 335 @289 whig, the GOPe v MAGA fight will still be a civil spar where they won't kill each other.
The old time Dems v the DSA and crazies is a bloodletting from the get-go
Posted by: Smell the Glove

GOPe will submit on the surface but wait for more opportune times like 2028. The demand for cheap labor has not gone away, the demands of the business communities to outsource, drop tariffs, etc. has not gone away, nor has the impulse to bow down to DEI. Like Reagan though, the GOPe has decided to simply do nothing to aid Trump in his last couple of years like passing SAVE, permanent cutoffs to Planned Parenthood, etc.

Unlike Democrats who want it all now, GOPe are patient and simply wait for their chance to regain power.

And I think in part, that is the gambit that Trump is pushing with Lindsay's sister being appointed. GOPe was gearing up old Rooster Tail Gowdy or Nikki Haley along with the other usual retread GOPe suspects.

Lindsay's sister being appointed sidesteps the GOPe establishment pressure and allows for a clean primary where Trump's dominance in endorsements come into play.

Posted by: whig at July 13, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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