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Taco Bell removes ingredients from its menu because of "explosive diarrhea" concerns.

Write your own joke here.

Taco Bell restaurants are pulling fresh ingredients from the menu as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states.
Locations, including some in Metro Detroit, have posted signs telling customers they are temporarily unable to serve several produce items while health officials respond to a spike in cyclosporiasis cases, WWJ reported on Tuesday.
"We are currently unable to sell Lettuce, Cilantro Onion, Pico de Gallo and Guacamole due to a nationwide recall," the notices say.
"We apologize for the inconvenience. Any items ordered that normally come with these items WILL NOT contain them."
The missing ingredients are staples in several Taco Bell favorites, including tacos, the Crunchwrap Supreme and Cantina Chicken menu items.
It is not clear whether any Taco Bell customers have been sickened by the parasite, according to the report.
The menu shake-up comes as health officials investigate a surge in cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness caused by the Cyclospora parasite that has sickened nearly 2,000 people across the US.

Steven Swinford
@Steven_Swinford
Exclusive:
Pakistan is expected to refuse to take back the Rochdale grooming gang leader despite plans to change the law so he can be deported
On Monday Shabana Mahmood, the home secretary, is expected to announce changes to the 1971 Immigration Act, which prevents Shabir Ahmed from being removed
Ahmed, 73, was released from prison last week after serving 14 years of a 22 year sentence for 30 child rape offences
A loophole in the Immigration Act means that he cannot be returned to Pakistan, despite the fact he has been stripped of his citizenship. The act exempts people from deportation if they came to the UK before 1973 and have lived in the UK for at least five years
Mahmood is expected to confirm that officials have found a way to close the loophole without putting the right to remain of Commonwealth citizens at risk, including Windrush migrants from the Caribbean
However, Whitehall sources confirmed that despite the change in the law they did not expect Pakistan to accept Ahmed. It is demanding the extradition of two political dissidents from the UK in exchange for accepting the return of Ahmed
A senior government source said that Britain would not extradite any of the political dissidents, leaving discussions at an effective stalemate

Can we stop pretending these people bring such Great Cultural Enrichment with them that it cancels out all the child rape, murder, and terrorism?

Muslim pro-terrorism communist Democrat senate candidate "Doctor" Abdul El-Sayed was grilled about why he insists on being called a "doctor" and even a "physician" despite having no license to practice medicine.

Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed got a grilling from a lefty anchor Wednesday about whether he lied by describing himself as a physician despite lacking a current medical license.
El-Sayed's LinkedIn page describes him as a physician, and he claimed to be "a physician and epidemiologist" during an April debate.
"You got attacked by your rivals for calling yourself a physician, not just a doctor, even though you don't have a valid state medical license in New York or Michigan, which apparently is what you need legally to call yourself a physician," Zeteo founder Mehdi Hasan pressed El-Sayed, questioning whether the candidate should have just called himself a doctor to avoid the drama.
"At the end of the day, it's not about whether or not I'm a physician or a doctor," El-Sayed replied. "It's not about my education. It's about whether or not your kid gets a good education."
Hasan called out the attempted dodge and stressed that people will question whether "you tell the truth."

That prompted El-Sayed to pivot to touting his time in public health, including as the director of the Department of Health, Human, and Veterans Services in Wayne County, Mich.
"Well, I would say that I was the health director for the city of Detroit, and I've done more to provide more people healthcare or eliminate their medical debt than most doctors have done in their practice career," he countered. "So, I'm proud of the work that I did."
The Democratic front-runner also noted that he graduated from Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons in New York.
El-Sayed is the former host of a healthcare podcast titled "America Dissected," where he leveraged his credentials as a doctor and hawked questionable health and wellness products.
Ironically, he had called out others, such as current Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services Administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz, for trying to "sell people s-- they didn't need."

Katie Couric, a dried up old leftwing prune, demands that John Fetterman agree that lowering the White House flag to half-staff and flying his body on Air Force Two (I think) was "over the top" because liberals didn't like him. Fetterman doesn't agree.

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
Homeschooling is legal in Brazil but a judge has just sentenced two parents to 50 days in prison for "intellectual neglect" because their 11- and 15-year-old daughters, accomplished pianists and polyglots, received no classes on gender theory, sex education, tolerance, diversity and Afro-Brazilian culture.
The court argued that they would suffer in their personal lives and interactions with people of their own age from not knowing the Brazilian funk music style, which romantizes crime, life in favelas and is hyper-sexualized.
Apart from being accomplished pianists, the two girls speak Portuguese,
English and Latin. They also read 30+ classic books per year.
The judge was particularly worried when he heard that one of the daughters is particularly fond of Christian music and doesn't know what funk music is. The judge accused the parents of using their daughters as tools in an "ideological war"

NYP:

A Brazilian court has sentenced a couple to 50 days in prison for "intellectual neglect" after they homeschooled their two daughters without a state-approved curriculum.
A São Paulo criminal court ruled against Audato and Ieda Denardi, alleging they had failed to include programs on "gender and sex education" and "tolerance and diversity" in the curriculum for their daughters, aged 15 and 11, Alliance Defending Freedom ("ADF") International said.
According to the legal group, the court also ruled that the parents failed to properly integrate their children into Brazilian culture, citing the girls' preference for religious and classical music over popular trap or "sertanejo" (folk) music.
Isabel Monteiro, the defense attorney representing the family, said the judge made an "ideological decision to convict them" based largely on the older daughter's preference for sacred music over mainstream music that often features explicit lyrics.
The Denardis were sentenced to 50 days in prison by a lower court in April. They remain free while appealing the ruling, which is believed to be the first criminal prosecution of its kind in Brazil.
The Denardis told Fox News Digital they began homeschooling the girls in 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic after realizing their schools were failing to give them a proper education. Ieda said the girls thrived in homeschooling, and so she decided to continue educating the girls at home.

The communists don't want much -- just your wealth, your children, and your soul.

And they do demand your soul.

Republican gubernatorial candidate Bruce Blakeman is accusing Democratic incumbent Kathy Hochul of religious bigotry for enforcing a transgender rights law she approved that is forcing Catholic nuns who run a hospice program to choose between their beliefs or caring for indigent, terminally ill patients.
The controversy concerns the Dominican Sisters of Hawthorne in Westchester County who run Rosary Hill Home -- a Catholic hospice for the poor.
The order filed a federal lawsuit accusing the state of violating their constitutional rights with a 2024 law that requires the facility to affirm patients' gender identity in regard to pronouns, room assignments and restroom usage.
The law bars nursing or long-term care facilities from discriminating against any resident based on the resident's actual or perceived sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, or HIV status.

But the Trump Justice Department recently intervened in the case on behalf of the Dominican Sisters, claiming New York is engaged in religious discrimination at the 42-bed hospice care facility.
"What Kathy Hochul is doing to the Dominican Sisters of Hawthorne is an absolute disgrace. For over 120 years, these incredible women have done God's work, providing unconditional love, comfort, and dignity to people in their final days," Blakeman told The Post.
"They are saints walking among us, and they represent the absolute best of New York. Yet, Kathy Hochul is actually willing to shut them down, strip away their license, and throw terminal cancer patients out on the street--all to enforce her woke garbage."
...
The Catholic nuns received three letters from the state Health Department informing them of their obligation to comply with the law, according to the suit.
State Attorney General Letitia James, whose office is defending the Hochul administration in court, asked that the case be thrown out and that Hochul's name be removed as a defendant.

(nods)

Anti-ICE free palestine activist who moved to Ireland to be with her muslim migrant boyfriend, found beaten to death, allegedly by him, in her home. pic.twitter.com/1GeEkUllY6
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 9, 2026

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: DHS confirms that a suspect arrested for murder after he allegedly stabbed his coworker to death at a Michigan meat plant is a Haitian illegal alien who was caught and released at the Texas border by the Biden administration in 2024. ICE has placed a detainer on Valmir Djempsly and he is now charged with murder.
DHS statement:
"This illegal alien barbarically stabbed his coworker to death," said DHS Acting Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis. "This murderer was released into American communities by the Biden Administration. If it weren't for the reckless open border policies of the Biden Administration, this criminal never would have been in our country in the first place and his victim would still be alive. We have lodged a detainer asking Michigan to not release this dangerous criminal from jail without notifying ICE."

BREAKING: DHS confirms that a suspect arrested for murder after he allegedly stabbed his coworker to death at a Michigan meat plant is a Haitian illegal alien who was caught and released at the Texas border by the Biden administration in 2024. ICE has placed a detainer on Valmir… pic.twitter.com/J5fSboRFPp
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) July 8, 2026

It's not just that women have no business being beat police officers -- it's that the type of woman who decides she should be a police woman is a fucking psychological disaster.

Female Texas Cop THREATENS to ticket a retired officer and Christian street preacher for "offensive speech"

Cop: "If someone is offended by your talking, then we have a problem..."

Man: "You're going to ticket us for 'offensive' speech?"

Cop: "Yes, I am"

This cop is blatantly… pic.twitter.com/qX0UjnRBSL
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 8, 2026

El Salvadorans had "Temporary" Protected Status for twenty five years and Democrats say that's too temporary! Extend it another 25 years!

NEW: Rep. Luz Rivas (D-CA) is urging DHS to extend TPS for approximately 170,000 Salvadoran nationals in the U.S. who have had the status since 2001. She requests the extension not on the basis of El Salvador having unsafe conditions, but because she says the Salvadorans are… pic.twitter.com/bvT7PQqs9P
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) July 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 I nooded and might still be first.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 09, 2026 06:34 PM (Yh7zv)

2 >>Can we stop pretending these people bring such Great Cultural Enrichment with them that it cancels out all the child rape, murder, and terrorism?

Ace, baby. The Purpose of a System Is What it Does.

You still talk as if the rape and conquest is not the goal.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 09, 2026 06:36 PM (IXALI)

3 Who was flown on AF2 and had the flags at half mast? Did I miss something?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 06:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 From a food quality guy: cold ingredients that are not cooked, stored at room temp in open bins are not your friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

5 Who was flown on AF2 and had the flags at half mast? Did I miss something?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 06:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

I presume that Katie Couric was letting her had flag fly over the treatment of Charlie Kirk's corpse.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 09, 2026 06:37 PM (Yh7zv)

6 'hag flag', not had flag

Posted by: the lower depths at July 09, 2026 06:37 PM (Yh7zv)

7 I always get willowed just as I come up with something clever to say, so here I go, in before the 100-comment rule:

bullets can do some strange shit.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2026 06:21 PM (NtVYv)

"That, my friends, is one magic loogie"

***********

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 09, 2026 06:37 PM (SRRAx)

8 Why can't that Brazilian judge have a Muslim migrant boyfriend too?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (xcxpd)

9 Can a normal household toilet contain "explosive diarrhea"?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (0N4FZ)

10 So you have a female cabinet secretary named Shabana Mahmood in charge of immigration?

I think I've found your problem.

Posted by: Duh at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (2Ez/1)

11 I'm kind of in the: I hate people- but I find them fascinating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

Worth repeating. Our mantra.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (lCppi)

12 So much here, Ace.

Look at the dog's eyes in the photo of the islam loving mother who got killed in Ireland. Doggie knows. Barbarain probably put him in the microwave before he fled to Turkey. The little girl is lucky to have survived.

The Haitian stabber is so black there's barely a photo evidence of features. Surprised his most wanted poster is not a black circle with ears and little Buckwheat braids.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (hzuYO)

13 Who's body?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

14 Whose?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

15 13 Who's body?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

Mister Body's body, it's gone!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 09, 2026 06:39 PM (xcxpd)

16 Temporary means temporary.

But for libs, temporary means permanent because of expectations and interwoveness.

Shut this idiocy down.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 06:39 PM (lCppi)

17 9 Can a normal household toilet contain "explosive diarrhea"?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (0N4FZ)

Gonna need to clean it. Make sure to get the underside of the seat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

18 Ok, Charlie Kirk. They didn't start with that info. Thought it may have had something to do with someone overseas.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (1Ff7Z)

19 Shit does weird things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (zZu0s)

20 >>> NEW: Rep. Luz Rivas (D-CA) is urging DHS to extend TPS for approximately 170,000 Salvadoran nationals in the U.S. who have had the status since 2001.

GTFO

Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

21 2 >>Can we stop pretending these people bring such Great Cultural Enrichment with them that it cancels out all the child rape, murder, and terrorism?

Ace, baby. The Purpose of a System Is What it Does.

You still talk as if the rape and conquest is not the goal.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 09, 2026 06:36 PM (IXALI)

Ah, you've read the Koran.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

22 ree 5: i listened to the piece, couric was referring to charlie kirk

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (CWTWj)

23 >>The judge accused the parents of using their daughters as tools in an "ideological war"

!!!!!!!

no words

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (IXALI)

24 Taco Bell diarrhea is seldom "explosive." More like turbo runs.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (jehhT)

25 What's Taco Bell going to serve if it has to take explosive diarrhea off the menu?!

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)

26

INDIANAPOLIS — Cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that causes "explosive" diarrhea and intestinal infection, have continued to rise this week.

Marion County Health Public Department officials said Wednesday, July 8 that they had recently confirmed 15 cases, compared to four or fewer in previous years.

Indianapolis resident Ebony Johnson said she tested positive for the infection. She believes it originated from contaminated lettuce from a fast food restaurant.

"It didn't matter what I ate. It didn't matter what I drank, my stomach was just out of control," Johnson said. "I have never experienced diarrhea like that before. When they say it's explosive, it is very explosive to where you have to run to the restroom. If you don't make it in time, you're going to go on yourself. I went twice on myself. One time, it happened while I was asleep. You can't pass gas without thinking you're going to have an accident on yourself. It's that bad."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (Cqx++)

27 I presume that Katie Couric was letting her had flag fly over the treatment of Charlie Kirk's corpse.
Posted by: the lower depths

Couric is the upscale version of Cavernous Nostrils for the mass media and about as vile.

People like that are the reason for Gilbert and Sullivan's song, 'I've Got a Little List'.

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

28 i listened to the piece, couric was referring to charlie kirk
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (CWTWj)

First it's 'read the content' now it's 'watch the video'?@

I've quit better jobs than this!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

29

Afro-Brazilian?

wth

Posted by: four seasons at July 09, 2026 06:42 PM (/QHx4)

30 I'm a doctor too but I don't like to talk about it. I do like to be called "Doctor" though so just humor me.

Posted by: Dr fd at July 09, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

31
Pakistan is expected to refuse to take back the Rochdale grooming gang leader despite plans to change the law so he can be deported

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I can't wait until we get a penal colony built on the moon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

32 Ahmed, 73, was released from prison last week after serving 14 years of a 22 year sentence for 30 child rape offences.

___________________________

I dislike the suble underlying message buried in this sentence. If he survived 14 years in prison after 30 underage rape charges that means there is no hierarchy in that prison, or (worse) they are ALL pedophiles.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2026 06:43 PM (dIske)

33 If you don't make it in time, you're going to go on yourself. I went twice on myself. One time, it happened while I was asleep. You can't pass gas without thinking you're going to have an accident on yourself. It's that bad."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 06:41 PM (Cqx++)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS?! TO A REPORTER?@ JUST SAY 'ITS NOT FUN.' AAND HAVE A LITTLE DIGNITY!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:43 PM (zZu0s)

34 Hi Everbody!!

Posted by: Nick Riviera, graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College at July 09, 2026 06:43 PM (XE5AP)

35 Katie Couric, a dried up old leftwing prune
__________

Per South Park, the size of a turd is measured in courics.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (XvL8K)

36 The communists don't want much -- just your wealth, your children, and your soul.
___

Well, they can't have them.

So there.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (ge8nq)

37 Katie Couric, a dried up old leftwing prune
__________

Per South Park, the size of a turd is measured in courics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (XvL8K)

Her prison wallet is well seasoned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

38 A female cop says she'll write a ticket if someone complains that what you're saying is offensive.
This what happens when Karen decides to go into law enforcement. She even comes complete with a set of bird hands.

Posted by: You know what you did at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (2Ez/1)

39 LOL

"Mossad post in Farsi:

“Today, we proudly witnessed the funeral of the "Ayatollah of Massacres," a man responsible for the largest slaughter of his own innocent people.

A war criminal whose own beloved son did not even attend the ceremony to receive his body on its way to hell."

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (GD0B3)

40 Cops care about the Constitution? Since when?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 06:45 PM (4g5V+)

41 The toll is real.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:45 PM (iUZsN)

42 Katie Couric, a dried up old leftwing prune
__________

Per South Park, the size of a turd is measured in courics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (XvL8K)

Her prison wallet is well seasoned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)
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Taco Bell seasoned...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:45 PM (FZ29D)

43 Had Taco Bell on Tuesday, including the above-listed ingredients. Issue must be a midwestern distributor thing, as I had no issues.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 09, 2026 06:46 PM (0iJw5)

44 Taco Bell seasoned...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:45 PM (FZ29D)

I think i would, nay i definitely, would prefer the diarrhea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

45 31.

I hope they deliver oxygen three weeks after the inmates.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:47 PM (iUZsN)

46 Pakistan is expected to refuse to take back the Rochdale grooming gang leader despite plans to change the law so he can be deported

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I can't wait until we get a penal colony built on the moon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

One of the nice things about the current geopolitical climate is that the crappy system FDR planned for the postwar order is going to disappear. He decided to extract the universal rights of the Declaration of Independence and grant them to everyone with a pulse, and then make those 'rights' enforceable by an organization where Stalin got three votes and a veto. It was always absurd, but it has nothing backing it up anymore besides inertia.

Some country (maybe Japan) will one day decide to deport people whose home countries don't want them to a desert island or out the back of a transport plane with no parachute, and libtards will screech a bit before realizing that Japan or whoever doesn't give a shit. And I will enjoy it immensely.

Posted by: the lower depths at July 09, 2026 06:47 PM (Yh7zv)

47 You can buy Taco Bell seasonings and sauces at the store and use your own fresh ingredients.

Tastes pretty much like the store-bought version, with less explosive diarrhea (though not none...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (FZ29D)

48 More fun from X

PeterSweden
@PeterSweden7
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9h
Remigration in Europe.

Norway 🇳🇴: 84% support refugees RETURNING if it's safe.

Denmark 🇩🇰: 70% support DEPORTING foreigners who commit crime.

Italy 🇮🇹: 73% support DEPORTING people who are in the country illegally.

France 🇫🇷: 83% support DEPORTING foreigners who commit crime or are unemployed longterm.

Public opinion is changing in Europe.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

49 Had Taco Bell on Tuesday, including the above-listed ingredients. Issue must be a midwestern distributor thing, as I had no issues.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 09, 2026 06:46 PM (0iJw5)

Had Taco Bell for decades. Not once have I ever needed to run to the bathroom afterward. (shrug)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

50 A loophole in the Immigration Act

One that is easily closed with a .22 at close range.
Seriously, 30 rape charges is a serious argument in favor of returning the death penalty.

Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)

51 Katie Couric like so many other retarded libs says Charlie Kirk said very offensive things… what??? What did he say that was so offensive?? It’s a lie…. She’s glad he was murdered but doesn’t have the guts to say it. Disgusting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (ugElV)

52 For as much as I like Burritos and tacos been to Taco Bell but a few times and not in decades

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

53 I dislike the suble underlying message buried in this sentence. If he survived 14 years in prison after 30 underage rape charges that means there is no hierarchy in that prison, or (worse) they are ALL pedophiles.
Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2026 06:43 PM (dIske)

I mean, it is the UK. It's the land where a massive pedophile who looked like he was possessed by Satan himself was one of the most popular entertainers for decades. (Jimmy Savile)

Posted by: the lower depths at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (Yh7zv)

54 Couric's shiv-smuggler has the texture of rich Corinthian leather.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (iUZsN)

55 Speaking of El Salvador we need some of that Bukele magic here...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (sKqQm)

56 34 Hi, Dr. Nick!

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (77rzZ)

57 Public opinion is changing in Europe.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

So?

Posted by: They Who Count the Votes at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

58 Fake muslim doctor - good

Hospice caring nuns - bad

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (n5tGW)

59
The lovestruck murder victim's AWFL "smile":

duck lips "O" with one raised eyebrow.

To let you know that she has a hot guy, and you DON'T.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (mmrXZ)

60 Public opinion is changing in Europe.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)
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That just seems to make the elites mad.

They dig in their heels and refuse to budge, doubling down again and again on their insane policies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D)

61 Taco Bell.
Or as I like to call it: Holy Land.

Posted by: FreddyLA7 at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (2Ez/1)

62 For as much as I like Burritos and tacos been to Taco Bell but a few times and not in decades
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

It has gotten high as hell. So now, not only do you get diarrhea- you pay handsomely for the privilege.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

63 Taco Bell. Helping Americans celebrate the 4th of July anytime.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (iUZsN)

64 On the plus side the girl that moved to Ireland and got stabbed was safe from muh raycissms

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (sKqQm)

65 Had Taco Bell on Tuesday, including the above-listed ingredients. Issue must be a midwestern distributor thing, as I had no issues.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 09, 2026 06:46 PM (0iJw5)

If you’re in the ABQ, why not Los Pollos Hermanos??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (ugElV)

66 I don't know what it means, if anything, but I stopped subscribing on YT to Cavernous Nostrils' podcast about 8-9 months ago when it was clear she was going full Joooo! insanity; and I unsubscribed to Me-again a few months later when she went to the point where her so called "neutrality " was implicit endorsement. But this week, both of their crap (and that of their minions) are suddenly popping up in my algorithm. Payoffs?

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (lCppi)

67 Seriously, 30 rape charges is a serious argument in favor of returning the death penalty.
Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)

Rape used to be a death penalty offense in California. Ask Caryl Chessman. Oh wait. You can't....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 06:50 PM (1Ff7Z)

68 Aw, blondie was beaten to.death by cultural enrichment?

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (wBaIH)

69 Taco Bell restaurants are pulling fresh ingredients from the menu as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states.
......

Damn. And here I am suffering from constipation.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (UjdFS)

70 51 Katie Couric like so many other retarded libs says Charlie Kirk said very offensive things… what??? What did he say that was so offensive?? It’s a lie…. She’s glad he was murdered but doesn’t have the guts to say it. Disgusting
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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And like a lot of the toxic media class is quite likely to end up in Stan's domain. Egotistical, prideful, and vile to others is literally a signup sheet for Hell.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)

71 The judge was particularly worried when he heard that one of the daughters is particularly fond of Christian music

Huh, that judge is another loophole you could close....

Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (kU0PQ)

72 Katie is a Cultural Marxist, been around Leftists for a long time to spew out their theories

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Spawn's shooting team goes to Taco Bell every Monday after practice. It's very popular with younger people.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (9AdGW)

74 The lovestruck murder victim's AWFL "smile":

duck lips "O" with one raised eyebrow.

To let you know that she has a hot guy, and you DON'T.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:49 PM (mmrXZ)

High filter-to-reality ratio, IMO.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 06:52 PM (lCppi)

75 I have noticed that some people seem to need to believe in conspiracy theories and no evidence to the contrary will sway them.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2026 06:52 PM (YwEeS)

76
*leans back in chair*
*rubs face*
*sighs heavily*
I am so FUCKING!!! sick of this shit. Day after day after day after fucking day!

This is why I drink.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 06:52 PM (0aYVJ)

77 That's Dr. Abu El Jihad Jihad Durka-Durka Semtex, Jr. Esq. to you, infidel. I took a correspondence course.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:52 PM (iUZsN)

78 I hope the phony doctor (al-Ayedd ?) wins the DEM Senate nomination in MI.

He would likely be the easiest for the GOP to beat in the general.

The DEMs summoned forth candidates like him (a lot of them), and hopefully they will learn the folly of their big pro-terrorist tent.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 06:53 PM (RCjYY)

79 Ahmed, 73, was released from prison last week after serving 14 years of a 22 year sentence for 30 child rape offences

...that they knew about. Totally worth it! Man, I'm horny....

Posted by: Ahmed at July 09, 2026 06:53 PM (0ZmKh)

80 And like a lot of the toxic media class is quite likely to end up in Stan's domain. Egotistical, prideful, and vile to others is literally a signup sheet for Hell.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (E4rtv)

I remember when I was in college Couric was the cute new thing (girl next door) replacing Jane Pauley…. Time did her no favors

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 06:53 PM (ugElV)

81 Paul Joseph Watson had a video about that American woman in Ireland yesterday. Yeah, she won a Darwin prize.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2026 06:54 PM (YwEeS)

82 >>> I'm kind of in the: I hate people- but I find them fascinating.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

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I learned to be a people watcher from my wife. Interact with them? No thanks. Watching? Sure.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 09, 2026 06:54 PM (Y2/Vj)

83 Homeschooling is legal in Brazil but a judge has just sentenced two parents to 50 days in prison for "intellectual neglect" because their 11- and 15-year-old daughters, accomplished pianists and polyglots, received no classes on gender theory, sex education, tolerance, diversity and Afro-Brazilian culture.
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Everything IN the State; Nothing OUTSIDE the State; Nothing AGAINST the State.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e)

84 The Democratic front-runner also noted that he graduated from Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons in New York.

There must be a story there about why he doesn't have a medical license.

How many other medical school graduates don't have licenses?

Posted by: Chairman Chao! at July 09, 2026 06:55 PM (aD4fx)

85 I still miss the enchirito. En-chur-reeto.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2026 06:55 PM (UjdFS)

86 Paul Joseph Watson had a video about that American woman in Ireland yesterday. Yeah, she won a Darwin prize.
Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2026 06:54 PM (YwEeS)
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Posthumously awarded.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 06:55 PM (Fi81e)

87 By the time you get to 30 rapes it's no longer just a hobby. It's all about the rapes and not about fun anymore. That guy needs a social worker.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:55 PM (iUZsN)

88 Gotta say, back in the day, Taco Bell kept me alive, when I was a single young dude working overnights at a grocery store as a stocker. I could get 6 tacos for about 4 bucks. And I had a very robust digestive track. Never had any problems.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 06:55 PM (0aYVJ)

89 You're gonna need a bigger deportation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (R+iUD)

90 Lesbo cop gonna lesbo.

"I'm in power now white, straight, Christian male!"

Posted by: Halfhand at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (3Urqf)

91 Mexican jumping beans.

As kids, they were available @ neighborhood variety stores (5 & 10s).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)

92 Taco Bell restaurants are pulling fresh ingredients from the menu as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states.

Cheaper than Ozempic!

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (oAqqA)

93 Gorditos were a pretty tasty way to rack up some serious calories and carbs.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

94 88 Your immune system has to learn to take a punch...

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2026 06:56 PM (YwEeS)

95 You have died of Taco Bell.

Posted by: Oregon Trail at July 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Fi81e)

96
Some country (maybe Japan) will one day decide to deport people whose home countries don't want them to a desert island or out the back of a transport plane with no parachute, and libtards will screech a bit before realizing that Japan or whoever doesn't give a shit. And I will enjoy it immensely.
Posted by: the lower depths

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Until then, I'm okay with sending them to whatever African shithole will take them. Didn't we dispose of some illegals that way? I'm evil, but I love to imagine some Central American tough guy dumped in a slummy African capital with nothing but $50 and his good name.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:57 PM (mmrXZ)

97 i once had a guy show me his cut off pony tail

he said it enhanced his concert mosh pit stuff

Posted by: cherries in season at July 09, 2026 06:57 PM (jKD/b)

98 New menu item: Ozempic Taco.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2026 06:57 PM (UjdFS)

99 That just seems to make the elites mad.

They dig in their heels and refuse to budge, doubling down again and again on their insane policies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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More from Northern Ireland, they do annual large bonfires and this time, one of them has a model mosque on top of a load of pallets. Muzzies going nuts.

Jamie Bryson
@JamieBrysonLLB
·
2h
Thousands are out in Moygashel supporting the bonfire group. The road is blocked with cars the whole way up, and families present.

Whatever your view on the rights or wrong (and I make no comment) it’s clear there is mass support from the local community for the stand

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:58 PM (E4rtv)

100 I just made toast, and the bread was a bit too wide to fit so I had to push it down as I lowered the handle which I did with my own bare hands and with zero concern for electrocution or severe burning. Just like that.

And I feel like such a bad ass now.

Gal: Oh BananaD! You'll hurt yourself!

Me: I don't even care, Babycakes, I gotta have mah toast. That's how I roll.
(pulls out switchblade comb, combs non existent hair)

Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 06:58 PM (3uBP9)

101 I didn't realize I was #2 comment. I was just reading and commenting.

This was a really good quick hits. Lots of relevant stuff.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (IXALI)

102 >>> NEW: Rep. Luz Rivas (D-CA) is urging DHS to extend TPS for approximately 170,000 Salvadoran nationals in the U.S. who have had the status since 2001.

GTFO

Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

Right? Especially now with Bukele running things. That place is probably safer than a NORAD fortress.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (S41Gd)

103 Is Taco Bell going to rethink the offering of Baha Blast Mountain Dew?

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (Fi81e)

104 94 88 Your immune system has to learn to take a punch...
Posted by: steevy
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I see you ascribe the views of 18th Century French doctors that believed what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (E4rtv)

105 Can a normal household toilet contain "explosive diarrhea"?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 06:38 PM (0N4FZ)

If 'explosive' isn't just a rhetorical flourish, no. No, it can't.
It's why I've never liked carpet or textured walls in bathrooms.

Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (kU0PQ)

106 67 Ent

Anybody who can remember Caryl Chessman must be as old as I am.

He wrote a best selling book, IIRC, while he was on death row.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (RCjYY)

107 88.

Amen. Taco Bell and Circle K roller dogs kept me alive. Washed down with Lucky Lager or Milwaukee's Best.

Now...if I eat Taco Bell, I can step back 3ft and shit through a screen door without hitting a wire.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (iUZsN)

108 If Sayed is the Michigan Dem Senate candidate a Republican pick up looks better. Rogers is a decent candidate and while Dearborn and Hamtramck are Muslim a lot of people won't support a Muslim. Bennett would draw more non Muslims than Sayed, but she isn't the greatest candidate either

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (m2wmY)

109 When you're just a pound or two away from looking great in that special dress. Taco Bell!

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (lCppi)

110 I wonder if that woman cop would arrest a muzzie for praying in public since I am offended by what they say??? Or some freak tranny trying to push it's bullshit off onto my grandkids?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (2WIwB)

111 Man, just when Taco Bell brought back the Enchirito too.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (3Urqf)

112 102 >>> NEW: Rep. Luz Rivas (D-CA) is urging DHS to extend TPS for approximately 170,000 Salvadoran nationals in the U.S. who have had the status since 2001.

GTFO

Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

Right? Especially now with Bukele running things. That place is probably safer than a NORAD fortress.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

My guess is a lot of MS-13 that has being drug dealing, murdering, etc. will be forced home and locked up is why that representative is crying crocodile tears. Supposedly some of them killed Seth Rich on orders of local Dems.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)

113 I love Taco Bell.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

114 Seriously, 30 rape charges is a serious argument in favor of returning the death penalty.

And you should be able to have the bailiff carry it out.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (oAqqA)

115 "I still miss the enchirito. En-chur-reeto.
Posted by: wth"

It's back. I had one. It was pretty good but no black olives. For $4.95. wtf they could throw some olives in?

Posted by: Dr fd at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM (MWfyi)

116 Anybody who can remember Caryl Chessman must be as old as I am.

He wrote a best selling book, IIRC, while he was on death row.
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (RCjYY)
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He's just a mention in a Gabriel-era Genesis song to me.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

117 Clowns on the court outlawed the death penalty for rape.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Gcul1)

118 To the Female Cop...

Very well, your terms are acceptable.

I find just about everything Liberals say... all their lies... all their crap... Offensive.

And I find your lack of knowledge of our Constitutional Rights, Offensive...

sooooo....

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

119 108 If Sayed is the Michigan Dem Senate candidate a Republican pick up looks better. Rogers is a decent candidate and while Dearborn and Hamtramck are Muslim a lot of people won't support a Muslim. Bennett would draw more non Muslims than Sayed, but she isn't the greatest candidate either
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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If you notice, DoJ is sending election observers to key Democrat cheat cities--like Detroit this election.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (E4rtv)

120 Me: I don't even care, Babycakes, I gotta have mah toast. That's how I roll.
(pulls out switchblade comb, combs non existent hair)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 06:58 PM (3uBP9)
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I read that in a Bruce Campbell voice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (XE5AP)

121 Taco Bell was a great place to hit after the bars closed.

Their food would soak up the booze, while the booze would kill off the food-poisoning buggies. Win-win:

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 07:02 PM (77rzZ)

122
Aw, blondie was beaten to.death by cultural enrichment?

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

==============

Yes, beaten is what I heard. So it's not like she "never knew what hit her." It's weird, although it happens all the time everywhere, I can't imagine beating someone TO DEATH. I wonder what she did, seriously. I bet she realized she'd made a mistake and was planning to go back to America.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:02 PM (mmrXZ)

123 Regarding fast food tacos, Del Taco is pretty dang good. Reminds me of what Taco Bell was back in the 1980s. I don't do the fries, though. that's just weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)

124 Very well, your terms are acceptable.

I find just about everything Liberals say... all their lies... all their crap... Offensive.

And I find your lack of knowledge of our Constitutional Rights, Offensive...

sooooo....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)
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They will argue on the other side of their mouth then.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (Fi81e)

125 96 Mort

You are correct. Trump deported some to either the Democratic Republic of Congo, or the Central African Republic. I forget which.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (RCjYY)

126 Ahmed, 73, was released from prison last week after serving 14 years of a 22 year sentence for 30 child rape offences.

A compulsion that won't die until he does. He may be physically 'limited' now but that only means he changes his attack mode.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)

127 90 Lesbo cop gonna lesbo.

"I'm in power now white, straight, Christian male!"
Posted by: Halfhand
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Until she is fired from public backlash of course and costs the department a lawsuit.

She will learn Fort Worth is not San Francisco.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)

128 Anybody who can remember Caryl Chessman must be as old as I am.

He wrote a best selling book, IIRC, while he was on death row.
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 06:59 PM (RCjYY)

Well, I wasn't here when he left, but there was always info about him available because of his fanboys/girls saying he didn't deserve the DP. After all, he only was a convicted robber, kidnapper, serial rapist, and writer....

Wait. A writer? "Tear him for his bad verses, tear him for his bad verses."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

129 Aw, blondie was beaten to.death by cultural enrichment?

It takes a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 09, 2026 06:51 PM (wBaIH)

I'm fairly amused by it. Eh, who am I kidding, I'm totally fucking amused.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 07:03 PM (S41Gd)

130 121.

Bulg, ever hit Del Taco?

Or Delta Company as we called it.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:04 PM (iUZsN)

131 Man, just when Taco Bell brought back the Enchirito too.
Posted by: Halfhand
.......

2022–2026: Brought back for limited times (2022, 2023, 2026) due to fan votes and high demand.
Loved those fucking things.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2026 07:04 PM (UjdFS)

132
Well, they can't have them.

So there.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 06:44 PM (ge8nq)

Hello SMH!!!!! How are you doing in the new home???

Posted by: moki at July 09, 2026 07:05 PM (wLjpr)

133 dang it. now I want Del Taco.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:05 PM (iUZsN)

134 To the Female Cop...

Very well, your terms are acceptable.

I find just about everything Liberals say... all their lies... all their crap... Offensive.

And I find your lack of knowledge of our Constitutional Rights, Offensive...

sooooo....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle, USMC at July 09, 2026 07:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

135 McConnell is supposedly in rehab.

Uh huh.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

136 99 That just seems to make the elites mad.

They dig in their heels and refuse to budge, doubling down again and again on their insane policies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Example,
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
2h
Meet Shannon Desherow, Assistant General Counsel for the State of Oklahoma.

She went on an unhinged meltdown, appearing to threaten ICE and saying she will NOT comply.

"I'm gonna make it an ICE agent's problem. I don't have to f*cking comply with ICE... we have to make their lives f*cking miserable."

This woman gets paid with our tax dollars.

She needs to be fired immediately
@okla_oag

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:06 PM (E4rtv)

137 Back watching The Village, a French series starting at fall of France to end of war. Not up to German invasion of Russia quite yet.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)

138 Just give that guy a parachute and throw him out over pakistan. parachute optional.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (n5tGW)

139 I can't imagine beating someone TO DEATH. I wonder what she did, seriously. I bet she realized she'd made a mistake and was planning to go back to America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:02 PM (mmrXZ)

I've not been in a lot of fistfights (mostly JR high), but I do know that a punch to the head can rattle you badly, and after that, all bets are off. Boxers and MMA guys have a natural ability to absorb blows. Regular dudes like me do not.

At a certain point, you're simply being tenderized with no hope of recovering. Fucking brutal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (0aYVJ)

140 Beat to death Blondie also had a 13 year old daughter... who was in Ireland as well.

Under Irish law, if he is not convicted, he has a fairly good chance of getting custody of the daughter...

Who he will then sell into marriage as a good Moslem should.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (mP0Kj)

141 Taco Casa is delicious. Its supposedly founded by people who were big Taco Bell franchisors back in the 70s.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

142
Especially now with Bukele running things. That place is probably safer than a NORAD fortress.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

===============

Well, the genius lawmaker cut out that argument by saying they should stay because they're "woven into the fabric" of America. New rule for argumentation: If you can say it in iambic pentameter, you can skip the empirical evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (mmrXZ)

143 130 Not familiar with Del Taco.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (77rzZ)

144 >>>explosive diarrhea

>I had one day of that not too long ago. I think it was the cilantro. I don't go to chipotles anymore because they chop everything up too much. Too much surface area and exposure.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (fkjGs)

145 135 McConnell is supposedly in rehab.

Uh huh.
Posted by: Crusader
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Have to keep him alive on the machine until his wife Chao can sell his organs in China. They'll let her keep the brain.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

146
Seriously, 30 rape charges is a serious argument in favor of returning the death penalty.
Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 06:48 PM (kU0PQ)

Just wait until some AWFL accuses you of rape for looking a little too low.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (O0L8i)

147 108 Glove

I agree. I think the DEMs nominating the good doctor would result in Senator Rogers (R-MI).

That would cancel out the DEM pickup in NC.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (RCjYY)

148 Steven Swinford
@Steven_Swinford
Exclusive:

Pakistan is expected to refuse to take back the Rochdale grooming gang leader despite plans to change the law so he can be deported

----------------------------------

For goodness sake - put him in a box under diplomatic cover, ship him to your embassy, unbox him and throw him out into the street there.

We are under no illusions that your government cares about laws or morals.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

149 I don't think I ever ate taco bell. I'm more a pizza/burger dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (S41Gd)

150 McConnell is in rehab and recovering just like Arthur Digby Sellers.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (iUZsN)

151 Who knew death had rehab to come back to life?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

152 Bottom story of the day:

@Polymarket
·
4h
BREAKING: Mitt Romney officially announces he will not run for president in 2028.

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (ZxPkt)

153 What about Taco John??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

154 McConnell is supposedly in rehab.

Uh huh.
Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

A mortuary is a kind of rehab.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

155
Her Majesty just got over a case of food poisoning, likely caused by a burrito she got at Love's while traveling. It was rough on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 07:09 PM (O0L8i)

156 Did you notice she “didn’t care; file a lawsuit”?

The taxpayers pay, property owners are on the hook when they step on their want. Not her. This is a huge problem

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:09 PM (Gcul1)

157 What I said ...

Posted by: Adriane the O the Times, O the Morals Critic . . . at July 09, 2026 07:09 PM (3ZUWJ)

158 138 Just give that guy a parachute and throw him out over pakistan. parachute optional.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:07 PM (n5tGW)

I share this wish for him. Do not care if Pahkistann will not take him back (or however Barky Obungo said it). Bleah.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 07:09 PM (hzuYO)

159 Was a Mexican restaurant we use to go to often, not sure of its still there

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Ia/+0)

160 More enrichment from abroad, Doing jobs that Americans won't do.
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
·
1h
BREAKING: Illegal immigrant has been arrested after firebombing 2 churches in New York City.

Yogesh Sayrange, a Guyanese citizen who is living in the U.S. illegally, has pending criminal cases involving threats with a knife and an ax.

Federal authorities were already searching for Sayrange in connection with the June 25 firebombing of a Brooklyn smoke shop, where he was allegedly seen wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

He is now expected to face additional federal charges related to the church attacks, on top of the smoke shop case.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

161 Who knew death had rehab to come back to life?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)
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Somebody should have told Amy Winehouse about that option.

Or maybe they did. And she said "No".

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

162 ... as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states.

--------------

Formerly known as the parasitic cancerous infection & growth called "communism."

/Everything old & invalid is new again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (FqEs0)

163 There was a great local taco place in Wichita KS called Taco Tico. Like taco bell but a little bit better quality, like 1.1 factor better. But, they had a unique taco seasoning and when the main people left, died, were kicked out, I forget what the deal was it was, the recipe changed and it was never the same.

I think they're gone now. But there were a bunch all over Sedgwick CO. They also had taco burgers which were pretty good too. Just taco meat on burger buns.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (3uBP9)

164 152 Bottom story of the day:

@Polymarket
·
4h
BREAKING: Mitt Romney officially announces he will not run for president in 2028.
Posted by: Don Black
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MUMR hardest hit.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

165 For goodness sake - put him in a box under diplomatic cover, ship him to your embassy, unbox him and throw him out into the street there.

We are under no illusions that your government cares about laws or morals.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

Perfectly legal, too, I think. They can't inspect the diplomatic bag.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

166
You are correct. Trump deported some to either the Democratic Republic of Congo, or the Central African Republic. I forget which.
Posted by: mnw

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Those were sort of the ones I was thinking of. Real Heart of Darkness type places.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:11 PM (mmrXZ)

167 Female cop and retired cop street preacher clip portend war and it ain't far off, no sir.
-Physician Doctor Eromero

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2026 07:11 PM (LHPAg)

168 May she Rest in Peace and may he be awarded Justice, in this world and the next.

Posted by: Adriane the O the Times, O the Morals Critic . . . at July 09, 2026 07:11 PM (3ZUWJ)

169 What about Taco John??
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

I used to love Taco John's. But, last time I tried it, I said, What the hell am I eating? Nothing like it used to be. I blame Big Food.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (0aYVJ)

170 153.

Taco John was new to me when we moved to Idaho.

Seems like the Mormon housewife version of Mexican food.

Too bland for me after growing up eating the real thing down border way.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (iUZsN)

171 Regarding El-Sayed there is confusion about what it means to "be a physician". Wikipedia says he got and M.D. from Columbia Physicians and Surgeons so he is a Medical Doctor, i.e., a physician. Similarly, Michael Crichton got his M.D. from Harvard, per Wikipedia; IIRC he never completed post-graduate training, that is internship and residency and thus could never practice medicine in a clinical setting, taking care of patients. In NY state, for example, the law requires you to have both an M.D. degree and completed acceptable training after that in order to call yourself a 'physician' legally, publicly and to practice medicine. (Look up NYS Medical License Requirements). So there are two answers to the question of "Is he a physician?" That he has the M.D. degree means he is a physician. But, since he hasn't - apparently - either completed requisite postgraduate training or if the did, did not apply for a License to Practice Medicine in any state he can neither advertise himself to the public as a physician nor, of course, open a medical practice taking care of patients. Another way to look at it by the term "Doctor" he is as much a "Doctor" as any Ph.D.

Posted by: John at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (oll1t)

172 State Attorney General Letitia James, whose office is defending the Hochul administration in court, asked that the case be thrown out and that Hochul's name be removed as a defendant.

Point of order, sir. She shall be known henceforth as "Crazy Tits" James. That is all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (bl07w)

173 McConnell is supposedly in rehab.

Uh huh.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:06 PM (TN0g+)

He's being fitted for his Capt Pike Lite-Brite chair.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (S41Gd)

174

Rahm Emanuel, a potential Democratic presidential candidate and longtime defender of Israel, warned Wednesday that the country has become increasingly isolated as its leadership has turned it into a “territorial pariah,” in a speech at Tel Aviv University on Wednesday.

“You cannot fight indefinitely against a world that has stopped believing you have the right to fight,” Emanuel told a packed auditorium of students and supporters in a speech hosted by the university’s Center for the Study of the United States. “You must instead find a new sustainable path to peace, security, and economic prosperity.”

https://t.ly/cUoOI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

175 At some point Taco Bell offerings went “Fun Sized” practically. Same with the frozen XXL burritos from the grocery.

But a bag of 10 soft tortillas are only a few bucks. Buy quality ingredients and roll yer own. Way better tasting.

And no weird semi-permanent intestinal diseases

Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Gcul1)

176 Can we stop pretending these people bring such Great Cultural Enrichment with them that it cancels out all the child rape, murder, and terrorism?

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"HOW DARE YOU attack The Base of The Democrat-Communist Party!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (FqEs0)

177 For goodness sake - put him in a box under diplomatic cover, ship him to your embassy, unbox him and throw him out into the street there.

We are under no illusions that your government cares about laws or morals.
Posted by: Oldcat

Why land with him, bombs away when you enter Pakistan's airspace at 30k feet. He will be splattered all over the country he represented so typically and enrich the soil there.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)

178 Hello SMH!!!!! How are you doing in the new home???
Posted by: moki at July 09, 2026 07:05 PM (wLjpr)
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Hey moki!

We're doing great!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 07:13 PM (ge8nq)

179 BREAKING: Mitt Romney officially announces he will not run for president in 2028.
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (ZxPkt)

As saddened as I am by his announcement, I take comfort in remembering proudly his many years of selfless public service. Godspeed, dear man.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (XE5AP)

180 Female cop and retired cop street preacher clip portend war and it ain't far off, no sir.
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I'm used to these clashes being out side the States.

Looks like they're coming here.

A teacher better not hold up a Bible in a classroom, but cops can ignore first amendment guarantees because "offensive views disturb the peace".

Everything "libs" and "progressives" say has an expiration date. They mean it until they don't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

181 Taco Time > Taco Bell.

Anytime is Taco Time!
Especially good Crustos (the kids were grossed out by the name, until they tasted them.)

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (lCppi)

182 For goodness sake - put him in a box under diplomatic cover, ship him to your embassy, unbox him and throw him out into the street there.

We are under no illusions that your government cares about laws or morals.
Posted by: Oldcat

Why land with him, bombs away when you enter Pakistan's airspace at 30k feet. He will be splattered all over the country he represented so typically and enrich the soil there.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)

If you are upscaling to murder, then just put a bullet in his head and be done with it. I was just telling how they can execute the laws they have.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)

183 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Neighbors have had their fill of Iran.

Tousi TV
@TousiTVOfficial
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2h
🇮🇷 BREAKING: Multiple explosions across Iran confirmed by IRGC as U.S. and Israel both deny involvement

Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

184 Rahm Emanuel is a brownie hound.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (iUZsN)

185
Another way to look at it by the term "Doctor" he is as much a "Doctor" as any Ph.D.

I've joked with my brother (MD, retired professor at Stanford) that I'm a scientist but he's just a technician.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (O0L8i)

186 I wonder if that woman cop would arrest a muzzie for praying in public since I am offended by what they say??? Or some freak tranny trying to push it's bullshit off onto my grandkids?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 07:00 PM

Well she did refuse to arrest the naked men running around in front of children after the preacher said that offend him. She said there was nothing she could do about that but she was ready to arrest him if he said anything the naked men found offensive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (0N4FZ)

187 “You cannot fight indefinitethe ly against a world that has stopped believing you have the right to fight,” Emanuel told a packed auditorium of students and supporters in a speech hosted by the university’s Center for the Study of the United States. “You must instead find a new sustainable path to peace, security, and economic prosperity.”

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TL; DR?

It's finally time for Jooos to accept a "Final Solution."

/Without Self-Hating Jooos, America would have very few dastardly Jooos indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (FqEs0)

188 I too, am not running for president in 2028. Same effect.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (n5tGW)

189 >>>Just taco meat on burger buns.

Posted by: banana Dream

>Isn't that a sloppy Joe? Maybe a sloppy José?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (fkjGs)

190 BREAKING: Illegal immigrant has been arrested after firebombing 2 churches in New York City.

Yogesh Sayrange, a Guyanese citizen who is living in the U.S. illegally, has pending criminal cases involving threats with a knife and an ax.

Federal authorities were already searching for Sayrange in connection with the June 25 firebombing of a Brooklyn smoke shop, where he was allegedly seen wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

He is now expected to face additional federal charges related to the church attacks, on top of the smoke shop case.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)
I am prepared to shoot anybody approaching me carrying a machete or axe. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

191 What about Taco John??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:08 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Sounds like cutting out the middle man.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

192 If you are upscaling to murder, then just put a bullet in his head and be done with it. I was just telling how they can execute the laws they have.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Nah, he is not worth a bullet but a noose. But not worthy of being buried in a Christian country so return his corpse to sender.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (E4rtv)

193
I too, am not running for president in 2028. Same effect.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (n5tGW)

Zombie Harold Stassen had no comment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (O0L8i)

194
Are their stalls at Taco John?

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

195 “You cannot fight indefinitely against a world that has stopped believing you have the right to fight,” Emanuel told a packed auditorium of students and supporters in a speech hosted by the university’s Center for the Study of the United States.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

Of course you can fight indefinitely, you stupid idiot.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

196 Mittens wants attention.

Poor little guy.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (iUZsN)

197 Listening to Interstellar Overdrive. Basically it's Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick noodling around for nearly 10 minutes.

Wish I had some weed right now.

dude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (0aYVJ)

198
Under Irish law, if he is not convicted, he has a fairly good chance of getting custody of the daughter...

Posted by: Romeo13

================

Moronette SMH seemed to have info that the grandparents are on their way to collect the 13-year-old daughter (along with idiot mom's body). I wonder where the dad is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (mmrXZ)

199 >Isn't that a sloppy Joe? Maybe a sloppy José?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (fkjGs)

We called it, the Bellbeefer.

Posted by: Taco Bell at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

200
McConnell is supposedly in rehab.
Uh huh.
Posted by: Crusader

Wasn't that an Amy Winehouse song?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

201 I regret that I will not be running for president of the United States in 2028.

Posted by: Zombie Adolph Hitler at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Fi81e)

202 I am prepared to shoot anybody approaching me carrying a machete or axe. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Eromero
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Yep. Within 21 feet most of those assholes can close before you can draw. That is why I loathe the people that second guess cops when the asshole is armed with a blade that it was only a knife. Truth is you can be gutted in a twinkle of an eye.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

203 197 Listening to Interstellar Overdrive. Basically it's Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick noodling around for nearly 10 minutes.

Wish I had some weed right now.

dude.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (0aYVJ)

That’s a good jam right there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (4g5V+)

204 171

There may be just enough there for him to dodge impersonation of a doctor, I fear.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (RCjYY)

205 184 Rahm Emanuel is a brownie hound.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (iUZsN)
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You just say that because he was a ballerina.

Posted by: Ron Reagan, Jr., who also knows how to plie at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (XE5AP)

206 I too, am not running for president in 2028. Same effect.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (n5tGW)

You'd probably outpoll the old Mormon.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

207 Are their stalls at Taco John?
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

Out in back. They had juan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

208 117 Clowns on the court outlawed the death penalty for rape.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Gcul1)

It's a life sentence for the victim.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (bl07w)

209 195.

Good thing that cowardly fucker Emanuel wasn't at the Alamo.

"Seriously guys, we should just go home."

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (iUZsN)

210 Damn.... youse Guyz!

Now I want an Enchirito!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

211 Listening to Interstellar Overdrive. Basically it's Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick noodling around for nearly 10 minutes.

Wish I had some weed right now.

dude.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (0aYVJ)

That’s a good jam right there.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:18 PM (4g5V+)
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Careful with that axe, Eugene.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (Fi81e)

212
Rahm Emanuel is a brownie hound.
Posted by: sifty boones

==============

I can't believe that irritating twerp thinks he can get elected as president. He must have a lot of faith in the machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (mmrXZ)

213 Back watching The Village, a French series starting at fall of France to end of war. Not up to German invasion of Russia quite yet.
Posted by: Skip

Back in the village again?

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (DZ9Lv)

214 McConnell is supposedly in rehab.
Uh huh.
Posted by: Crusader

Wasn't that an Amy Winehouse song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

or a North African British offensive that a goofy silly fiasco until they won and pushed Rommel back a bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (uhVAy)

215 The local channels are flooded with political ads for cabbage patch-faced gillikin Shri Thanedar and sleeper cell agent el-Sayed. Both vehemently anti-ICE and pro-other people's money.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (kpS4V)

216 BREAKING: Mitt Romney officially announces he will not run for president in 2028.
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No word from Hillary--she wakes each day angry that she's not *yet* President and brooding her next move...

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

217 Listening to Interstellar Overdrive. Basically it's Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick noodling around for nearly 10 minutes.

Sounds like a plan !!!

Posted by: Adriane the O the Times, O the Morals Critic . . . at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (3ZUWJ)

218 Yep. Within 21 feet most of those assholes can close before you can draw. That is why I loathe the people that second guess cops when the asshole is armed with a blade that it was only a knife. Truth is you can be gutted in a twinkle of an eye.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

I am critical of cops. Not here, for I carry. When I hear one of these bleeding hearts whining about police brutality when a cops kills a dude, only to find out dude had a knife or what looked like some sort of weapon out, my sympathy dies. We ALL know the cops are armed. When some idiot pushes their luck like that, I’m like “Oh well.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (4g5V+)

219 I can't believe that irritating twerp thinks he can get elected as president. He must have a lot of faith in the machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (mmrXZ)
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That controls the weather?

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (Fi81e)

220 Back in the village again?
Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (DZ9Lv)

That damn big white balloon!

Posted by: Number 6 at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

221
Let's not quibble about oo's allowed to do brain surgery on oo!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (mmrXZ)

222 195 “You cannot fight indefinitely against a world that has stopped believing you have the right to fight,” Emanuel told a packed auditorium of students and supporters in a speech hosted by the university’s Center for the Study of the United States.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

Of course you can fight indefinitely, you stupid idiot.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

Yes, Gen. Washington, you and your silly Colonials have NO chance against the Might of the British Army!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (mP0Kj)

223 Back in the village again?
Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (DZ9Lv)

Damn. Another banger.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (4g5V+)

224 Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen
21h
Why are American hospitals advertising to Mexicans that they can deliver an anchor baby for $4000 -

When *with insurance* my delivery at a hospital was over $6000 out of pocket?

Are American patients subsidizing anchor baby deliveries for illegals?

What's going on here?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

225 Well she did refuse to arrest the naked men running around in front of children after the preacher said that offend him. She said there was nothing she could do about that but she was ready to arrest him if he said anything the naked men found offensive.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 07:15 PM (0N4FZ)

Some men actually believe their penises are attractive. I'd hate to know what they see when they look at their faces in mirrors. That kind of psychosis is probably not curable.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (bl07w)

226 She dishonored him and paid the price like any good muslim wife.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

227 I love Live at Pompeii.

Which is funny, because I was about 7 when it was recorded.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (0aYVJ)

228 Katie Couric has been given a neverending pass to be an incompetent dope since the death if her husband years ago.

Before that, had a pass for being a little America's sweetheart.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (NFX2v)

229 202.

St. Terwilliger is my wingman.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (iUZsN)

230 I can't wait until we get a penal colony built on the moon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

Build one on the sun. No worries, we can land them at night!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (ODRj8)

231 Since Muslim law says they can pitch their sex criminals off rooftops, the law for sex criminals against us when they are Muslim should involve the helicopter.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

232 heh. co-founder of wikipedia got banned. too bad, so sad. never give up control.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (n5tGW)

233 If you are upscaling to murder, then just put a bullet in his head and be done with it. I was just telling how they can execute the laws they have.
Posted by: Oldcat

And fwiw, not exactly murder either as he has already been adjudged guilty of crimes and because he did it for conquest and horror, he deserves to be treated as an international war criminal on par with Boko Haram. Basically the West is going to have to wade in a lot of blood domestically to rid itself of these assholes or be subjugated themselves. And that includes us.

You can do it the legalistic way via courts, juries, and death penalties for crimes like rape, murder, and terrorism or you will end up having vigilantes do it like in Northern Ireland and the nature of such things is that your skin and language becomes your uniform.

I prefer the first method of expulsion but the second is coming whether we like it or not if the elites and the Muzzies and Turd Worlders don't stop doing what they are doing and return home.

Laws get shoved aside when necessity rules the game. And the elites are making it necessary by their refusal to yield and refusal to leave office in shame.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)

234 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Multiple explosions across Iran confirmed by IRGC as U.S. and Israel both deny involvement

Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

This reminds me of one of those Wrestlemania events where suddenly some new dude appears to beat on the 'bad guy' or 'good guy' depending on the script.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

235 I love Live at Pompeii.

Which is funny, because I was about 7 when it was recorded.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (0aYVJ)

I used to be live at Pompeii.

Posted by: Pliny the Elder at July 09, 2026 07:24 PM (1Ff7Z)

236 Saw the extended version of Back Rooms today. Great, unsettling bit of weirdness.

The most important thing I learned was that there's going to be a Super Troopers 3. Movies are back, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2026 07:24 PM (kpS4V)

237
Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen
21h
Why are American hospitals advertising to Mexicans that they can deliver an anchor baby for $4000 -

Posted by: Kindltot

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Literally a billboard in Texas in English and Spanish. It hits Twitter, and suddenly Greg Abbott is on it. wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:24 PM (mmrXZ)

238 She dishonored him and paid the price like any good muslim wife.
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They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into...I say let'em crash.

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (TN0g+)

239
The local channels are flooded with political ads for cabbage patch-faced gillikin Shri Thanedar

Shri is wearing the offspring of Maxine Waters' wig hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

240 224 Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen
21h
Why are American hospitals advertising to Mexicans that they can deliver an anchor baby for $4000 -

When *with insurance* my delivery at a hospital was over $6000 out of pocket?

Are American patients subsidizing anchor baby deliveries for illegals?

What's going on here?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

The $4K is hotels and such, then they take em to the emergency room for the delivery... which is then free as they HAVE to be seen.

Then a couple of days in a hotel for paperwork (birth cert and Passport) to clear... then back home with no bills, but a kid that in 18 years now has the RIGHT to vote...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (mP0Kj)

241 209 195.

Good thing that cowardly fucker Emanuel wasn't at the Alamo.

"Seriously guys, we should just go home."
Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:19 PM (iUZsN)

"Forget the Alamo!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (Ot/FD)

242 All this talk of diarrhea and Taco Bell and no one mentions Chipotle? It’s like I don’t know you people…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (ugElV)

243 227 I love Live at Pompeii.

Which is funny, because I was about 7 when it was recorded.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (0aYVJ)

You mean the volcano or the concert? Because if it is the concert, get off my lawn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (bl07w)

244 242 All this talk of diarrhea and Taco Bell and no one mentions Chipotle? It’s like I don’t know you people…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (ugElV)

Chipotle, when you absolutely, positively, must clean your bowels from the throat down.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:26 PM (bl07w)

245 Some men actually believe their penises are attractive. I'd hate to know what they see when they look at their faces in mirrors. That kind of psychosis is probably not curable.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Private parts being a magical part of identity seems to be rampant among egotists of both sexes.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

246 I do think the Leftists have faith the voting fraud will win them the day. They got 1 President elected by it

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

247 234 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Multiple explosions across Iran confirmed by IRGC as U.S. and Israel both deny involvement

Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

This reminds me of one of those Wrestlemania events where suddenly some new dude appears to beat on the 'bad guy' or 'good guy' depending on the script.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

Iron Sheik!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (Ot/FD)

248 174

Rahm Emanuel, a potential Democratic presidential candidate and longtime defender of Israel, warned Wednesday that the country has become increasingly isolated as its leadership has turned it into a “territorial pariah,” in a speech at Tel Aviv University on Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Screw that. He's got a billionaire brother. How much is he being shook down for and when?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (NFX2v)

249 Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

This reminds me of one of those Wrestlemania events where suddenly some new dude appears to beat on the 'bad guy' or 'good guy' depending on the script.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

Leeeeroyyy Jenkins!!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (nbLIj)

250 Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

This reminds me of one of those Wrestlemania events where suddenly some new dude appears to beat on the 'bad guy' or 'good guy' depending on the script.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

I've been wondering how long until the Arabs lose their patience with the Aryans.

House of Saud has a metric fuckton of Abrahms tanks sitting around.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (mP0Kj)

251 242.

I heard a joke about them once:

Chipotle. Say what you want about them, but they've killed a lot of hipsters.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (iUZsN)

252 This reminds me of one of those Wrestlemania events where suddenly some new dude appears to beat on the 'bad guy' or 'good guy' depending on the script.
Posted by: Oldcat
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More like the bystanders taking their folding chairs and whacking the villain at the match. I think the Arabs have had it with the Persians in the Gulf.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (E4rtv)

253 BREAKING: Mitt Romney officially announces he will not run for president in 2028.
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No word from Hillary--she wakes each day angry that she's not *yet* President and brooding her next move...
Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

Her time is super over. The only question is if the DemSoc types get to put up a psycho to be crushed, or the current bosses get to put up a psycho to be crushed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)

254 I prefer the first method of expulsion but the second is coming whether we like it or not if the elites and the Muzzies and Turd Worlders don't stop doing what they are doing and return home.

With that: AND if it is even perceived, let alone proven as it has, that the police and other authorities cheerfully let things go on as they are. If they are not taking care of business, here comes option #2: vigilantism.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (4g5V+)

255
Before that, had a pass for being a little America's sweetheart.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:22 PM (NFX2v)

Heard tell she had all the charm of Caligula toward her staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (O0L8i)

256 Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

Something tells me those guys won't worry about human rights or collateral damage and such.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (DZ9Lv)

257 You mean the volcano or the concert? Because if it is the concert, get off my lawn.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 09, 2026 07:25 PM (bl07w)

The concert. Buddy and I discovered Pink Floyd in 1976, when we were 10. Dark Side of the Moon.

*touches toe to lawn*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (0aYVJ)

258 Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen
21h
Why are American hospitals advertising to Mexicans that they can deliver an anchor baby for $4000 -

Posted by: Kindltot

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Literally a billboard in Texas in English and Spanish. It hits Twitter, and suddenly Greg Abbott is on it. wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:24 PM (mmrXZ)

Supreme Court decision aside, the Texas legislature should be able to craft a law that not only makes this illegal but strips the parties of all benefits.

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (lCppi)

259 253.

I hope the Trump government finally releases the films of Hillary flying from tree to tree using her upper arm flaps.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (iUZsN)

260 I am critical of cops. Not here, for I carry. When I hear one of these bleeding hearts whining about police brutality when a cops kills a dude, only to find out dude had a knife or what looked like some sort of weapon out, my sympathy dies. We ALL know the cops are armed. When some idiot pushes their luck like that, I’m like “Oh well.”

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:21 PM

If you pull out a knife or a gun while interacting with a cop then you deserve to be shot and killed. You are either epically stupid or on drugs or both, either way you need to be removed from the gene pool.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 09, 2026 07:30 PM (0N4FZ)

261 I’ve heard a lot of people say that they know that there is a God when they look up at the star-studded sky at night.

Point taken. The universe is impressive, and should make us all feel humble.

However, I feel equally as humble contemplating the biological processes that take place within our own bodies, every second, every minute, 24/7 —Macro-processes that we are, at best, aware of but don’t pay much attention to until something goes wrong (e.g., breathing, digestion), plus all of the thousands of micro-processes that make the macro-processes possible, but that accomplish the results of the macro-processes, and of which we have almost no awareness at all.

Even when our physical bodies fail to function as designed, thanks be to God for the wonder and miracle of the human body, as with all His creation.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 07:30 PM (77rzZ)

262 Serious question.
If the Democrats in Maine can rug pull 72% of their voters and just choose whoever.
- why can't the Republicans in Maine? We don't have to run some Parkinsonian squish who might not survive her own term, and also might just decide to become an Independent Who Caucuses With The Democrats Out Of Principle.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

263 House of Saud has a metric fuckton of Abrahms tanks sitting around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (mP0Kj)

I did earlier look up the strengths of a few nations in the area to see if they could form the backbone of an expeditionary force to carve out a bit of Iran to form a springboard to support a new free Iranian force to topple the IGRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:31 PM (uhVAy)

264 234 🇮🇷 BREAKING: Multiple explosions across Iran confirmed by IRGC as U.S. and Israel both deny involvement

Arab sources suggest Bahrain and/or Kuwait might be responsible.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:14 PM (E4rtv)

*Sheepishly raises hand*
It was me. Was that wrong?

Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:31 PM (lCppi)

265 Literally a billboard in Texas in English and Spanish. It hits Twitter, and suddenly Greg Abbott is on it. wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:24 PM (mmrXZ)

People desperately want America to have its own little Quebec.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:31 PM (4g5V+)

266 No word from Hillary--she wakes each day angry that she's not *yet* President and brooding her next move...
Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

Her time is super over. The only question is if the DemSoc types get to put up a psycho to be crushed, or the current bosses get to put up a psycho to be crushed.
Posted by: Oldcat

One of the great British black comedies is Kind Hearts and Coronets, where "The plot follows Louis D'Ascoyne Mazzini (played by Dennis Price), who systematically murders these eight relatives to inherit the dukedom and avenge his mother's social disownment."

I can see Killary doing that--methodically Arkanciding her opponents one by one--Kamala dies from a tragic deep throating event, Grewsome gets food poisoning and dies at his favorite French Laundry restaurant, etc,. etc.

Would make a super six to eight episode series for Netflix.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

267 Serious question.
If the Democrats in Maine can rug pull 72% of their voters and just choose whoever.
- why can't the Republicans in Maine? We don't have to run some Parkinsonian squish who might not survive her own term, and also might just decide to become an Independent Who Caucuses With The Democrats Out Of Principle.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

She's just a creature of the situation we have where vote fraud and TDS have made her vote a swing vote. When she isn't, we can consider giving Maine to Canada to punish her.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)

268
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (lCppi)

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A lot of Texan X accounts said Abbott is a sleaze who has been looking the other way at these birth hotels. wtf wtf?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 07:33 PM (mmrXZ)

269 What kind of an idiot marries a muslim and moves to Ireland?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at July 09, 2026 07:33 PM (og9zY)

270 *Sheepishly raises hand*
It was me. Was that wrong?
Posted by: LASue
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Ah, so you went to Chipotle and decided to fly over Iran later. Well played.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

271 No word from Hillary--she wakes each day angry that she's not *yet* President and brooding her next move...

Posted by: Crusader at July 09, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

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I never ceased laughing back in The Day when El Rushbo frequently referred to her as "The Most Cheated On Woman In The World."

True AND Hillarious at the same time ..

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (JXBGz)

272 Supreme Court decision aside, the Texas legislature should be able to craft a law that not only makes this illegal but strips the parties of all benefits.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 07:29 PM (lCppi)

Some legislators are already making noise about this very thing. Greg Abbott will rush to Fox News to chest thump about it I am sure, But no Legislature until Jan 2027. At this late stage I expect no called sessions.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (4g5V+)

273 Some men actually believe their penises are attractive

When painted in rainbow colors and festooned with a ribbon?

Posted by: those men might not be that into you, though at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

274 >>>Some men actually believe their penises are attractive. I'd hate to know what they see when they look at their faces in mirrors. That kind of psychosis is probably not curable.
Posted by: tcn in AK

>My penis looks like George Clooney with smaller ears.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (fkjGs)

275 A lot of Texan X accounts said Abbott is a sleaze who has been looking the other way at these birth hotels. wtf wtf?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Supposedly Abbott is getting big campaign funding from Muzzies and from open borders sleazoids.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (E4rtv)

276 I can see Killary doing that--methodically Arkanciding her opponents one by one--Kamala dies from a tragic deep throating event, Grewsome gets food poisoning and dies at his favorite French Laundry restaurant, etc,. etc.

Would make a super six to eight episode series for Netflix.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

There was certainly an interesting pattern in the 2020 elections where candidates would one by one be exploded by press revelations. I never quite decided who was behind it -- it didn't seem like elevating Biden was a genius move to cap off all the skulduggery.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:35 PM (uhVAy)

277 The timed-out cartel whore "in charge" of Mexico is flapping her cocksocket about legal action against the US for killing one of her remittance cattle.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:35 PM (iUZsN)

278 My complaint about Chipotle and Q'doba, etc, is the use of rice in burritos. I like rice. I like burritos. Rice in burritos is cheating. I also do not like cilantro, and both overuse it. Not the soapy thing, I just do not like it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at July 09, 2026 07:35 PM (0aYVJ)

279 259 253.

I hope the Trump government finally releases the films of Hillary flying from tree to tree using her upper arm flaps.
Posted by: sifty boones
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With the famous Clinton flying monkeys like Carville beside her.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:36 PM (E4rtv)

280 101 I didn't realize I was #2 comment. I was just reading and commenting.

This was a really good quick hits. Lots of relevant stuff.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Nope. Too late.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

281 "Anti-ICE free palestine activist who moved to Ireland to be with her muslim migrant boyfriend, found beaten to death, allegedly by him, in her home."

Did she not understand that as a woman, her sole purpose in life was to take care of the Muslim's sexual needs, and raise his children under Islamic law?

Posted by: Candy Owens at July 09, 2026 07:36 PM (vbXSk)

282 "Anti-ICE free palestine activist who moved to Ireland to be with her muslim migrant boyfriend, found beaten to death, allegedly by him, in her home."

Did she not understand that as a woman, her sole purpose in life was to take care of the Muslim's sexual needs, and raise his children under Islamic law?
Posted by: Candy Owens at July 09, 2026 07:36 PM (vbXSk)

Or he just got pissed off. This guy wasn't exactly husband material to tell your parents about.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:37 PM (uhVAy)

283 House of Saud has a metric fuckton of Abrahms tanks sitting around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 07:27 PM (mP0Kj)

The problem is getting them there. I don't think they can roll through Iraq. The Iranians have fought tank battles on that frontier for 40 years. Then there are all those mountains we were told the Pentagon did not take into consideration when we were planning this confrontation. There are a lot of them.

Hannibal had an advantage with elephants in the Alps. Elephants can be sneaky

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (rbvCR)

284 There was certainly an interesting pattern in the 2020 elections where candidates would one by one be exploded by press revelations. I never quite decided who was behind it -- it didn't seem like elevating Biden was a genius move to cap off all the skulduggery.
Posted by: Oldcat

Could have been an effort to get Killary on the ticket. I suspect that Biden put out he wanted a black female as VP to ward that off. But that left him with Tank, Kamala, or that other woman whose name escapes me.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)

285 I'm at peace with us bombing Mexico just like Iran. We already have all the recipes.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (iUZsN)

286 281. Did she not understand that as a woman, her sole purpose in life was to take care of the Muslim's sexual needs, and raise his children under Islamic law?
Posted by: Candy Owens

What? Can't hear you under the full burka!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 07:39 PM (NFX2v)

287 > "Ahmed, 73, was released from prison serving 14 years for 30 child rape offences"

The penalty for child rape is less than six months in prison.

Nearly 2 months in prison if you don't homeschool sodomy to your own children.

Maranatha

Posted by: Community Notes at July 09, 2026 07:39 PM (pUU4E)

288 Could have been an effort to get Killary on the ticket. I suspect that Biden put out he wanted a black female as VP to ward that off. But that left him with Tank, Kamala, or that other woman whose name escapes me.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)

Kamala was perfect - she was the one person in America that no Democrat would remove Biden from office to make her President.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:40 PM (uhVAy)

289 I can see Killary doing that--methodically Arkanciding her opponents one by one--Kamala dies from a tragic deep throating event, Grewsome gets food poisoning and dies at his favorite French Laundry restaurant, etc,. etc.

Would make a super six to eight episode series for Netflix.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:32 PM (E4rtv)

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lol. Fauxcahontas dies during a tragic hatchet-throwing incident from Hunter Biden heaving an axe while painting her portrait with his own literal feces while on Crack at a Carnival near Lexington & Concord.

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:40 PM (JXBGz)

290 277 The timed-out cartel whore "in charge" of Mexico is flapping her cocksocket about legal action against the US for killing one of her remittance cattle.

Posted by: sifty boones

Willing to bet the guy was cartel connected. He lived in a very upscale house apparently but decided to suddenly try to run over ICE agents with his car. Not really compatible with a law abiding type but in character for a cartel thug.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)

291 I'm at peace with us bombing Mexico just like Iran. We already have all the recipes.
Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (iUZsN)

Another country that is in need of an enema. That is one seriously fucked up place full of some of the dumbest people on the planet.

Posted by: Frito Bandito at July 09, 2026 07:40 PM (og9zY)

292 Tanks worked pretty well in the flat deserts on the Iraqi / Kuwait / Saudi deserts. But going through Iraq, especially southern Iraq, toward Iran means going through cities. Iraq has been urban since *checks Bible* uh, before the Bible.
And now those cites are full of Shi'ite agents trained in and by the Islamic Republic.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

293 275

I'm genuinely surprised Abbott did that.

I have a somewhat lengthy story I will tell you sometime, about a political refugee from Ghana of whom I once made made acquaintance... if only in a courtroom.. It's a story with a happy ending.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:42 PM (RCjYY)

294 The problem is getting them there. I don't think they can roll through Iraq. The Iranians have fought tank battles on that frontier for 40 years. Then there are all those mountains we were told the Pentagon did not take into consideration when we were planning this confrontation. There are a lot of them.

Hannibal had an advantage with elephants in the Alps. Elephants can be sneaky
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (rbvCR)

Probably have to grab a port with infantry / uprising and ship in the Saudis and tanks. Troops reacting from a distance could be discouraged with air power.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:42 PM (uhVAy)

295 Could have been an effort to get Killary on the ticket. I suspect that Biden put out he wanted a black female as VP to ward that off. But that left him with Tank, Kamala, or that other woman whose name escapes me.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:38 PM (E4rtv)

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Susan Rice, who lied on each of The Full Ginsberg Sunday political shows after The Benghazi Nightmare?

Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 07:42 PM (JXBGz)

296 > House of Saud has a metric fuckton of Abrahms tanks sitting around.

Since an M1A2 weights 63 metric tons: Saud has one-third of a M1A2 tank tread sitting around.

Not impressed.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 09, 2026 07:43 PM (pUU4E)

297 Tanks worked pretty well in the flat deserts on the Iraqi / Kuwait / Saudi deserts. But going through Iraq, especially southern Iraq, toward Iran means going through cities. Iraq has been urban since *checks Bible* uh, before the Bible.
And now those cites are full of Shi'ite agents trained in and by the Islamic Republic.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

Some pretty rough terrain along that border even if the Iraqis let you drive through.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (uhVAy)

298 Guys, I'm not running for President next time around.

Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (ZxPkt)

299 lol. Fauxcahontas dies during a tragic hatchet-throwing incident from Hunter Biden heaving an axe while painting her portrait with his own literal feces while on Crack at a Carnival near Lexington & Concord.
Posted by: ShainS

Black (not referring to race here) comedies with truly awful people as victims/perps can be funny as hell. The Brit version of House of Cards has the lead role breaking the third wall as he becomes a killer to advance his political career after being a whip passed over for the top job instead of the party favored nincompoops. US version was straight, the British version has Ian whatshisname gloating, winking, and generally letting you know it wasn't serious.

Fish Called Wanda and the little old lady subplot is a perfect example.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (E4rtv)

300 Anti-ICE free palestine activist who moved to Ireland to be with her muslim migrant boyfriend, found beaten to death, allegedly by him, in her home.

This case really has me on a moral quandary.

On one hand -- a Western woman was murdered by an illegal Muslim immigrant. Obviously, this is horrible, he i evil, the system is corrupt, etc.

ON THE OTHER HAND -- have you seent he videos this woman has made??? It is beyond belief. She was the most horrible human being I have ever witnessed, with the wrst case of "jungle fever" Arab fetishism on record. She wished death in ICE supporters, said all whtie men were impotent compared t Muslim men, tried to learn Arabic so she could curse the USA in a superior language, and willingly made herself this murdering illegal alien's whore even though (by her wn admission) "I can't understand 95% f what he's saying." She was the most toxic grotesque parody of a leftist women I've seen in a long time. So part of me chortles inwardly about "karma" when I learn that OF COURSE her evil sexual perversion came back to bite her, fatally.

I'm still haven't resolved my moral dilemma.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (Av6i5)

301 not candy owens ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (vbXSk)

302 Susan Rice, who lied on each of The Full Ginsberg Sunday political shows after The Benghazi Nightmare?
Posted by: ShainS
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Could be. She stinks of the IC community.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:45 PM (E4rtv)

303 House of Saud has a metric fuckton of Abrahms tanks sitting around.

Since an M1A2 weights 63 metric tons: Saud has one-third of a M1A2 tank tread sitting around.

Not impressed.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 09, 2026 07:43 PM (pUU4E)

In the metric system the fuck- prefix means to multiply by a shitload.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

304 291..

A retrograde third world shithole whose true national sport is trying to beat Somalia at stupidity and fraud.

Only way to tell Somalia from Mexico is the number of kids selling Chicklets.

Screw them right in their ceramic Bart Simpson.

Posted by: sifty boones at July 09, 2026 07:46 PM (+pWgL)

305 I'm still haven't resolved my moral dilemma.
Posted by: zombie
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Sometimes the greatest tragedy is getting what you wanted. Leave it at that.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

306 Sometimes the greatest tragedy is getting what you wanted. Leave it at that.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)

There's a movie about that.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2026 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

307 298 Damn, there goes my “Don Black for President” superpac.

*kicks dirt*. Damn, how am I gonna make money now?

Oh, I know. Hey, Elric…

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

308 She was the most toxic grotesque parody of a leftist women I've seen in a long time. So part of me chortles inwardly about "karma" when I learn that OF COURSE her evil sexual perversion came back to bite her, fatally.

I'm still haven't resolved my moral dilemma.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (Av6i5)

When i was in grad school in Chicago, there was a story about some chick who was held up by a dude in a stairwell who told her a sob story about how he was being chased by the cops. She then took him voluntarily to her apartment where she was sexually assaulted. It was then I discovered that sympathy only goes so far for some people.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:48 PM (uhVAy)

309 Want to neuter Iran, you invade the lowlands and islands and keep those. Leave the rest of it with the Persians.

The shores around the Persian Gulf is where most of the Arabs are in Iran as well as the oil fields and export facilities. Without those, the rest of the country might as well be Afghanistan or Pakistan in wealth.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:48 PM (E4rtv)

310 Probably have to grab a port with infantry / uprising and ship in the Saudis and tanks. Troops reacting from a distance could be discouraged with air power.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:42 PM (uhVAy)

I am willing to be surprised and amazed.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

311 OT: I tried Ezekiel sprouted grain bread. No flour...

Its like eating a woven mat of wheat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

312 300 Zombie

Interesting post. I didn't know ANY of that.

Pretty close to suicide, then.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:49 PM (RCjYY)

313 I might try their sesame bread though. The main issue is texture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

314 There's a movie about that.
Posted by: gKWVE

Common plot device including that Scottish play.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:50 PM (E4rtv)

315 OT: I tried Ezekiel sprouted grain bread. No flour...

Its like eating a woven mat of wheat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

Wheels within Wheels within Wheat.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:51 PM (uhVAy)

316 Wheels within Wheels within Wheat.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:51 PM (uhVAy)

I mean, would it hurt to grind it just a little. You can sprout the grain all you like, just take down the grit level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

317 Wheels within Wheels within Wheat.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:51 PM (uhVAy)

I mean, would it hurt to grind it just a little. You can sprout the grain all you like, just take down the grit level.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

I've decided that some of those healthy food options are the presumably edible analogues to the 'hair shirt' in clothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:53 PM (uhVAy)

318 That Scottish play.

I loved the witches. Tried to memorize the things they were putting in the pot-- eye of newt, etc, but I couldn't remember it for very long.

Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:54 PM (RCjYY)

319 I'm still haven't resolved my moral dilemma.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2026 07:44 PM (Av6i5)

It is perfectly possible to feel deep pain and pity for people while at the same time saying "what the actual f___" while making sure none of it splashes on you when they cash in on their terrible life choices.

Pity instead her 14 year old daughter if you have to displace.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 07:55 PM (rbvCR)

320 FWIW, nood cafe.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:55 PM (E4rtv)

321 I've decided that some of those healthy food options are the presumably edible analogues to the 'hair shirt' in clothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:53 PM (uhVAy)

I may have to join the sourdough craze. *eyeroll*

You may be on to something. It is the equivalent of eating grape nuts and milk, no sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

322 That Scottish play.

I loved the witches. Tried to memorize the things they were putting in the pot-- eye of newt, etc, but I couldn't remember it for very long.
Posted by: mnw at July 09, 2026 07:54 PM (RCjYY)

You can buy fabric with the ingredients of the recipe from MacBeth on it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)

323 You may be on to something. It is the equivalent of eating grape nuts and milk, no sugar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:55 PM (zZu0s)

I used to eat that, except it had sugar. A word to the wise - never try to spit that back up out of your stomach. It's darned odd.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2026 07:57 PM (uhVAy)

324 >"In the metric system the fuck- prefix means to multiply by a shitload."

I thought this blog didn't do math.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 09, 2026 07:58 PM (a3CJ+)

325 311 OT: I tried Ezekiel sprouted grain bread. No flour...

Its like eating a woven mat of wheat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 09, 2026 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

Ezekiel 25:17 bread?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 08:22 PM (4g5V+)

326 =======
Supposedly Abbott is getting big campaign funding from Muzzies and from open borders sleazoids.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 07:34 PM (E4rtv)

If only we cared about TX becoming America’s Quebec a hundredth as much as we do about evil Muslims.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 08:27 PM (4g5V+)

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