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Graham Platner Officially Withdraws From Position as Sturmgruppefuhrer of the Maine Democrat Party
I saw, I think, Chicks on the Right discussing Platner's plans from the future. They think -- and I think they're right -- that he's going to immediately cash in by starting a (get this) podcast, and he's chumming the water with antisemitic conspiracy theories to get the reliably unemployed-and-available-to-watch Tuq'r Qarlson/Candace Owens/Me-Again Kelly Nazi audience.
He blames unnamed "large forces" conspiring to drive him out of the race by spreading lies. If it's a lie, why drop out? Maybe because he's been told the Racicot rape allegation will be the first, not the last, rape allegation coming. Bear in mind, Racicot is a leftist who agreed with Graham Platner politically. She had an incentive to make her allegation public before the deadline to withdrawal. The Republican Party, on the other hand, has been sitting on its oppo until after the deadline. More was coming. I hope it still all comes out. Because, seriously, I agree with the Woke Left: #PunchANazi.And yet you're dropping out, as if they have you dead to rights.
SULLIVAN, Maine -- Accused rapist Graham Platner finally announced he is bowing out of the Maine Senate race Wednesday with a long-winded video statement, blaming everyone but himself for his campaign's implosion. He called out "large forces," "corporate media" and the "political establishment" for trying to force him out of the race. "We believe that for the movement to continue, it can't be me. And for that reason we are suspending campaign operations," Platner said in a video announcement posted on X.
... "I just want to make it clear this is all false. The things that have been claimed did not happen. It's not real," he said in the X video.
There is no other way to view it, Herr Rapist.
Platner argued the Democratic establishment used the rape allegation "as an excuse to take away all of the things that we need to run a campaign."
... "This was the last week to try to get me off of the ballot. And that's why this is occurring," Platner charged. Platner went on to urge the public not to view his decision to withdraw from the race as "an admission of guilt."
"It most certainly is not. We're not doing it because of the allegations. We're doing it because of the structures that are being taken away from us by those in power," he said.He means the Democrat's senate campaign slush fund announced it would spend zero dollars to support Platner's campaign. But he still has a lot of supporters -- and anyway, the party committees actually don't spend very much on most candidates. That's why Mitch McConnell was always recruiting liberal millionaires to run for Senate, he wanted them to be self-financing (and also, liberal RINOs).
Pennsylvania Democratic Sen. John Fetterman blasted Platner after his announcement. "The trash took itself out tonight," he bluntly told Fox News. "Now finally people in Maine have a chance to vote on someone that's not a total piece of trash." Just hours after the latest rape claims, Schumer and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) issued a joint statement denouncing Platner. "The allegations reported today are incredibly disturbing -- violence, abuse and sexual assault are absolutely unacceptable," it said. "Graham Platner needs to immediately withdraw as the Democratic nominee for Senate and allow Maine Democrats the opportunity to choose a new candidate who can defeat Susan Collins. The DSCC [Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee] will not invest in the Maine Senate race if Platner remains on the ballot." ... Platner lashed out at those who abandoned him and pulled his financial support. "We are going to lose our ability to fundraise. We are going to lose our ability to access voter data. We are going to lose all of the things that any campaign needs on the basic level simply to function," he bemoaned. "Larger organizations, the national level party, the bigger donor networks -- they have all committed to spending no money in this race if I'm in it," Platner continued. "They would rather see Susan Collins win than have me be the next senator from Maine," he said.People were unimpressed by this High-T Super-Male's whiny, self-pitying Twitter Flounce.
The failed candidate uploaded the "woe is me" clip announcing his withdrawal after a woman he previously dated, Jenny Racicot, publicly alleged that he drunkenly raped her at her Maine home in 2021 despite her repeated pleas to stop. He denied the allegation. "This video is more embarrassing than the Nazi tattoo," Emily Zanotti, a friend of one Platner's exes accusing him of misconduct, tweeted. "Graham Platner announces the real victim in all of this is Graham Platner," right-wing influencer Western Lensman posted on X. "Saved you 11 minutes." "TLDR: Campaign suspended and a whole bunch of bluster," read a post from the Chicks on the Right X account. ... The failed candidate's lack of self-awareness throughout the video, as well as his insistence that his ex-girlfriend was lying about being raped by him, left many stunned and puzzled. "It is not the establishment's fault that your ex lover accused you of raping her," political consultant Micah Erfan noted. "Narcissistic sociopath," conservative radio talk show host Larry O'Connor said in response to Platner's video.
Platner drops out of Maine Senate race, denies bombshell rape accusation https://t.co/kssZOhMDTQ pic.twitter.com/igA9tmsWob
— New York Post (@nypost) July 9, 2026
The only way they could have attended the funeral is with direct coordination with the IRGC, a designated terrorist organization.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) July 8, 2026
Hinkle even led “death to America” chants from the stage.
If the administration is actually serious about this stuff, start with these four. https://t.co/odU37qUXNW
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 12:13 PM (/THgZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (38yk/)
Posted by: Open Channel D at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (AjaVp)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (38yk/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (/THgZ)
Or do they just want even more Jew-hatred?
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 09, 2026 12:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
As some fair woman, lost in cushions deep,
With gentle hand caresses listlessly
The contour of her breasts before she sleeps.
On velvet backs of avalanches soft
She often lies enraptured as she dies.
And gazes on white visions aloft
Which like a blossoming to heaven rise ...
TO TRY TO BEAT THE BLADE TO FIRST!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:18 PM (2YhKe)
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That's politics, bitch!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 12:18 PM (FZ29D)
Jackson Hinkle.
Christopher Helali.
Max Blumenthal.
Calla Walsh.
I'm surprised the Dems didn't charter a plane.
And bring along some gold to help the Iranians....until the mid-terms...
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 09, 2026 12:18 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SimoHayha at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (/ZkOF)
Undesirables. Jews, Gypsies, Mimes, that sort. When the People rise up and install a new Sturmgruppefuhrer, we shall build camps to house these people... briefly. -- Herr Platner
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (dpXJq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: alanon at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (jHMkm)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM
Is that an acronym for some kind of firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (YPk9+)
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: alanon at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (jHMkm)
If only that were literal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Jenny Racicot at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: alanon at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (jHMkm)
Maybe he'll make Platner a character in his next coke-fueled screed.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (KKMoa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (/THgZ)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (/WQyy)
Naaa. It's gonna be fun.
The dems can't help themselves and will double down on bringing their communist selves out of the closet.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cucker and Candy at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (ehU09)
Foreign Agent Registration Act. If you take money from a foreign power to push their propaganda, you're supposed to register as a foreign agent, or it's a crime.
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (1wjle)
Or do they just want even more Jew-hatred?
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Although the dems appreciate his propensity for rape, they have that demographic covered and then some. Same can be said for jew haters, pedos and dudes in dresses.
I'm guessing they want a furry in that seat.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (AjaVp)
Foreign Agent Registration Act. If you take money from a foreign power to push their propaganda, you're supposed to register as a foreign agent, or it's a crime.
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (1wjle)
Oh.
I'd rather they be in front of a firing squad......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (YPk9+)
Why not? He won 72% of the vote in his primary. Democrat voters LOVE this guy and everything he is and stands for.
He's EXACTLY what 3/4 of Democrats want.
Who cares that he dropped out? He's the hand-picked, actively sought, personally requested representative of Democrats in Maine.
THAT's a big deal, and a hammer worth swinging.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (xA5g+)
Once Sanders and Mamdani joined the chorus you knew it was over. The Party sticks together. Unless they're trying to fake you into thinking there's some big war.
But isn't it funny that when the rubber met the road, there was no war. Never forget who runs Bartertown.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (LCr8f)
Oh well, maybe next time.
Posted by: Your Vote Counts For Nothing at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (F1rMs)
Posted by: alanon at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (jHMkm)
If only that were literal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:20 PM (2YhKe)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: The Windowless White Van at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (dpXJq)
Posted by: ace at July 09, 2026 12:21 PM (1wjle)
Unless, of course, you're a Democrat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)
I was talking more about the illegal lawfare allegations against Trump.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (wVcYX)
I don't know what Maine law is on exactly what the candidate needs to do to be replaced. I don't know if "suspending" a campaign -- as opposed to formally withdrawing your candidacy -- is enough to trigger a replacement.
We'll see. I would not surprise me at all if this vile leech comes back next week and says "ha ha ha, you stupid fuckers. You can't replace me, I didn't formally drop out!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM
Is that an acronym for some kind of firing squad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)
***
Be a shame is someone were to, ohhh...I don't know... dox them or something.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (2WIwB)
I'm guessing they want a furry in that seat.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (AjaVp)
I thought the front-runner was the guy who throws shit at the wimmens.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)
With 5 months till the election most normies probably don't even know the left elected a Nazi at this point. Sad.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (/WQyy)
Ahh.
got it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Democrats at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (ehU09)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (mPXxA)
Christopher Helali.
Max Blumenthal.
Calla Walsh.
I'm surprised the Dems didn't charter a plane.
And bring along some gold to help the Iranians....until the mid-terms...
I'd prefer we just demand that the Dems condemn them in the middle of the campaign season. They won't, and that will be very useful to us.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Democrats at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (ehU09)
WE know what's best for them. It's Democracy.
-Democrats
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (mPXxA)
He's being replaced. Already been done. And the replacement is already chosen. It's over Elric. It's over!
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: polynikes
Democracy says install who the dem machine favors!
~Harris
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)
Not until the day after Election Day.
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (dpXJq)
The ultra "progressive" theme will not wane once they believe they've hooked "working" families, middle class, yada, yada. And they do.
Order No. 227
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (NFX2v)
1) They thought they could use the FNM to keep this under raps
2) They really thought rapey neo-NAZI would appeal to otherwise right leaning voters in Maine to more then make up for lost anti-rape and anti-NAZI voters
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
FFS. ALL OF YOUR STUPID PROGRESSIVE LEADERS ARE GROTESQUE PSCHYOPATHS !!!! WAKE UP!!!!
Posted by: Spring heeled jack at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (anL5R)
Platner's sad Nazi face makes me smile. Then I revert to thinking of his intruder dreams and laugh quietly. That was some funny stuff, man.
I can see a date of mine telling me that and I'd have a sudden and violent food poisoning threat come on and demand to be taken home. (This is what we told our sons in HS if they were in a party and things got bad or weird...before they could drive...to threaten to vomit and call us as no one wants to be around that).
I realize this is not the point, Ace, but what's the deal with Christopher Helali's face/beard? Is he a werewolf? Maybe his right cheek has some sort of giant nevi or birthmark blasting above the beard? Creepy dude!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)
You're strong to the finish
Posted by: Popeye the Sailor Man at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (N1tpc)
The left says Trump is a Nazi. Susan Collins voted to remove the Nazi from office.
For that, Democrats call her a Nazi and tried to replace her with... a Nazi.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (PaM+i)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (lZt8q)
I think the so-called "democratic socialists" are the up and commers. They're not real vocal about much else other than the "social" part of their platform. They don't really get into the specifics about killing off the dissenters. Yet.
Platner was the DSP thug nobody wanted exposed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (jehhT)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)
1) They thought they could use the FNM to keep this under raps
2) They really thought rapey neo-NAZI would appeal to otherwise right leaning voters in Maine to more then make up for lost anti-rape and anti-NAZI voters
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
They never expected a leftist to go after their own.
She even said she considered not coming forward because she agreed with his politics.
She's a communist. She rolled over on a fellow communist.
That's a big f*cking deal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)
The Dems have got to do something to appeal to white males, so they try to find white males who will run in their party, but no normal white male wants anything to do with the Dems. It's a conundrum of their own making.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
You're strong to the finish
Posted by: Popeye the Sailor Man at July 09, 2026 12:25 PM (wVcYX)
I suck dick TO COMPLETION!
Posted by: Average Joe at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)
For that, Democrats call her a Nazi and tried to replace her with... a Nazi.
But he was doing to be OUR NAZI
Posted by: The left at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: The left at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)
I still want to know what ammo Collins had in the chamber.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)
Sure, but they also claim that Trump is on video raping 1000 toddlers every night while taking bribe money from Big Joo. Redditors are not well people.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)
That's a big f*cking deal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)
How long until her car spontaneously explodes after she turns the ignition?
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (dpXJq)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Yup.
They've spent two generations telling white men to fuck off, only to be shocked to find they've all fucked off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)
/Golf clap
Well played sir
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)
What happened was there was more to come once they were gonna be stuck with him. This isn't your granny's GOP so I'm pretty certain the DNC either got wind or got spooked that Team Trump had a kraken on this guy (not far fetched, he probably has 100 more skeletons) and it was time to Move On before he dragged the whole primary season down for the D's.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)
Kid stuff on Kik.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)
The US sends billions to Israel every year. Isn't it, then, our money?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)
Christopher Joseph Helali (born 1988/89 in Worcester, Massachussetts) is a Statesian lawyer, journalist, activist, and public official concurrently serving as the High Bailiff of Orange County, Vermont and the International Secretary of the American Communist Party (ACP).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)
——-
I’m thinking it’s not a bug, it’s a feature at this point.
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 09, 2026 12:29 PM (PaM+i)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 09, 2026 12:23 PM (aZ9eR)
Someone needs to make AI do a video of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:29 PM (2YhKe)
The wailing and gnashing of teeth is feeding my inner soul.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 09, 2026 12:29 PM (WYStd)
I think it has to be underage sexual assault. The rape/sexual assault stuff points in that direction and it would kill the left's "Epstein class" arguments hence their forcing him out
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)
A nice title and a cushy 'job'?
If he's smart he'd get a signing bonus.
It's not like he didn't have some pull here. He could have gone on a vacation for a week, ignored social media and started his losing campaign to flame the Dems when he got back.
So, payoff!!??!!
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (/THgZ)
He's being replaced. Already been done. And the replacement is already chosen. It's over Elric. It's over!
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (LCr8f)
_________
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER. I want him to stay in. Fight, you fucking Nazi, fight!
And as of a few hours ago, no replacement was named. They have until July 27 to do it, as I understand it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)
——-
I’m thinking it’s not a bug, it’s a feature at this point
it gave them leverage over him. He daren't do a Fetterman.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)
And as of a few hours ago, no replacement was named. They have until July 27 to do it, as I understand it.
==
Not happening. There is a replacement. Give it up, dude.
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (GD0B3)
after a woman he previously dated, Jenny Racicot, publicly alleged that he drunkenly raped her at her Maine home in 2021 despite her repeated pleas to stop.
So untrue. I was NOT drunk.
Besides, her mouth said no, no, but her eyes said yes, yes.
Posted by: Oberscharfuerer Oysterman at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: wth at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (UjdFS)
How long until her car spontaneously explodes after she turns the ignition?
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (dpXJq)
Too obvious.
She'll be found with a revolver in her hand and six shots to the head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Yup.
They've spent two generations telling white men to fuck off, only to be shocked to find they've all fucked off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (xA5g+)
Mebbe run an ad featuring a real man who eats carburetors for breakfast?
Posted by: The Desperate Hours at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (wVcYX)
He's being replaced. Already been done. And the replacement is already chosen. It's over Elric. It's over!
It'll be Janet Mills. At least she hasn't thrown a bottle at anyone...that we know of.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (KYPhK)
Jackson Hinkle.
Christopher Helali.
Max Blumenthal.
Calla Walsh.
I'm surprised the Dems didn't charter a plane.
It'd be shame if there was an airstrike that hit the funeral.
Terrible, terrible shame.
Known risk of entering a warzone though.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (vJrRc)
Christopher Joseph Helali (born 1988/89 in Worcester, Massachussetts) is a Statesian lawyer, journalist, activist, and public official concurrently serving as the High Bailiff of Orange County, Vermont and the International Secretary of the American Communist Party (ACP).
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is a "Statesian" lawyer?
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (Ar3gH)
Graham Cracker, good one.
Speaking of podcasts, I assume that's his next move. He's had a taste of the big time and he ain't going back to oyster farming -- not that he was there to begin with. Maybe he'll be the Andrew Tate of the left and do a little porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:28 PM (xA5g+)
Mebbe run an ad featuring a real man who eats carburetors for breakfast?
Posted by: The Desperate Hours at July 09, 2026 12:31 PM (wVcYX)
They'll go back to printing stories about how Real Men like to cuddle naked with their male friends in manly solidarity.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)
/Coughs
Hey boys I'll give you a beejer if you vote D.
/Takes out fake teeth
and baby I will gum you for a long time
Posted by: Madonna at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (sKqQm)
What a gut punch fr. There's no way the Republican oppo would not have found this. Shame on him for saying there's nothing else
Plattner's represented a complete failure of the democratic party. Mainers were willing to vote for Plattner's platform despite his red flags, not because of them. This would not be a conversation if Schumer's priority was winning the senate majority instead of beating his left flank.
Platner’s appeal was that he was winning. Now that he is dropping out, we can shut up about it and get behind somebody else who has a chance. But if Susan Collins keeps her seat because of this, that is a disaster.
Troy Jackson can win. If it isn't him, Maine isn't serious
So 600 Democratic party establishment insiders are going to pick the candidate? Mainers will be pissed. It's Biden/Harris all over again.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (uaWfi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (Ar3gH)
Needs more umlaut.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)
"06 Inside Elections Senate Ratings
🔴 Republicans: 52
🔵 Democrats: 45
🟡 Tossup: 3
Swing States:
Maine: 🔴 Tilt R
Ohio: 🔴 Tilt R
Michigan: 🟡 Tossup
North Carolina: 🟡 Tossup
Georgia: 🟡 Tossup
New Hampshire: 🔵 Tilt D"
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (G0vdT)
youtube.com/watch?v=E0A7IrJtpUY
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Democrats at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (ehU09)
———
I used the democracy to destroy the democracy to save the democracy.
Posted by: Democrat Thanos at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (PaM+i)
the guys eyes give him away.
Blank expression.
Knew he was a liar from the get-go. Not hard to judge that considering all these scumbag Democrat machomen are weird liars.
Watch for this Abdul asshole in Michigan. They're attacking him on his treatment of women.
He has yard signs all over Ann Arbor, the Moscow of the Midwest.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (u1pEi)
Posted by: Democrat Thanos at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (PaM+i)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)
And a leftist would never lie...
What she did was hold back until the moment she was needed by the party. The whole thing might be fake but either way it was a warning shot by the Dems for him to get out while the getting is still good.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (LCr8f)
He means "Jews", and since the DSCC is Chuck Schumer, he's kind of right. In the same way that not melting cheese on your cheeseburger is.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Perhaps we should force the Tehran 4 to land in Israel on the way back so they can take care of some things?
Posted by: Madonna at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)
This is a joke right ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (FtULh)
>I thought this was the party platform. I never did hear their policies and priorities.
I did not jangle balls in that co-ed's face.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (fkjGs)
I knew that Cops (can even buy for personal use) and Hollywood got a pass on Calif gun laws... but...
College Security? They are not even really Police.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (Ar3gH)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (et1vG)
Those commercials attacking him are hilarious!!
He called Michelle Obama ineffectual.
And he called Whitmer names.
Way to make me like the asshole more....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)
Platner though had other things besides these sex allegations.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (/WQyy)
We'll see. I would not surprise me at all if this vile leech comes back next week and says "ha ha ha, you stupid fuckers. You can't replace me, I didn't formally drop out!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
They always "suspend" their campaign. If they drop out, they have to return all the money "donated".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (uaWfi)
And Biden/everybody else.
And Hillary/Bernie.
And Obama/Hillary.
Democrat leadership doesn't give a wet fart about Democrat voters.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (xA5g+)
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy
15h
We’ve all had our fun at Platner’s expense but we should remember that there’s a human behind the face we see in videos of rallies and political ads, a human who’s been humiliated on the public stage and exposed for all of his worst qualities, and then we laugh and hope for more personal humiliation for him because he’s revolting and a communist and communists aren’t people
Jul 9, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (fkjGs)
"My balls, they jingle jangle jingle....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (G0vdT)
Right??!!
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)
15h
We’ve all had our fun at Platner’s expense but we should remember that there’s a human behind the face we see in videos of rallies and political ads, a human who’s been humiliated on the public stage and exposed for all of his worst qualities, and then we laugh and hope for more personal humiliation for him because he’s revolting and a communist and communists aren’t people
Jul 9, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
"I wouldn't know. I've only killed communists."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (2YhKe)
We'll see. I would not surprise me at all if this vile leech comes back next week and says "ha ha ha, you stupid fuckers. You can't replace me, I didn't formally drop out!"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
They always "suspend" their campaign. If they drop out, they have to return all the money "donated".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (1z8ji)
_____
Of course. My comment was directed at whether just "suspending" is enough to trigger whatever rights the Maine Dums have to replace him.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 12:35 PM (mP0Kj)
This is not normally correct.
Most large universities have their own police force, badged and sworn.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (u1pEi)
In the event of a nominee's withdrawal, a political party has until 5 p.m. EDT on the fourth Monday in July to replace their candidate on the general election ballot; for the 2026 cycle, this date is July 27, 2026.
Not that the law means anything if it inconveniences Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 09, 2026 12:33 PM (uaWfi)
Simple rule of any organization. If they do something wrong, and then it is not punished, it WILL be done again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (mP0Kj)
So, does this mean she can now sue him for defamation and collect close to a billion dollars?
Posted by: Lurkyloo at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (PZ7h8)
His hamburger grill master should teach him to read.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (0Htd1)
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy
15h
We’ve all had our fun at Platner’s expense but we should remember that there’s a human behind the face we see in videos of rallies and political ads, a human who’s been humiliated on the public stage and exposed for all of his worst qualities, and then we laugh and hope for more personal humiliation for him because he’s revolting and a communist and communists aren’t people
Jul 9, 2026 · 12:37 AM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)
_________
I can't tell if that is parody or not ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Fuck you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (/THgZ)
We're shocked, SHOCKED to find out there is raping going on with this Nazi candidate!
Posted by: Graham Platner at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (qhbYO)
Most large universities have their own police force, badged and sworn.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (xA5g+)
They can also investigate their own crimes, including rape........
I find university police a farce of the highest order.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (sgkY8)
Jackson Hinkle.
Christopher Helali.
Max Blumenthal.
Calla Walsh.
__
I wonder how often they cheered on their buddies in Iran while US troops were getting blown up with 'made in Iran' IEDs in Iraq.
*types*
*deletes*
*goes to sit in rocking chair on porch*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (ge8nq)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (LCr8f)
Oh, gosh. This gives their caucus one last opportunity to do
(1) The Funniest Thing Ever, and
(2) The Most High-Principled, Arggh-Democracy, Stand by Your Man Gesture any party has pulled off since Schickelgruber strolled out of Landsberg County Jail.
Come on, Maine Dems. Raise the flag! Close ranks!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (Ar3gH)
It’s like they think Cocks for Glocks was a bad look or something
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (VbqNm)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (sgkY8)
Posted by: Graham Platner at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (qhbYO)
He missed on a perfect opportunity:
1) It didn't happen.
2) It happened a little bit, but it's not important that it happened.
3) It happened, a lot, but it's not my fault, it was the Joos.
4) It's old news; move on.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (NFX2v)
"Under (Maine) state law, a candidate has to formally withdraw by the second Monday in July — in this case, next Monday, July 13 — and the relevant political committee needs to choose a new nominee by the fourth Monday in July. That means Democrats would need to stand up a nomination process and produce a new choice by Monday, July 27.
"
Platner already said he will file the paperwork. Maybe his is waiting for all the funds to clear Swiss banking controls...
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (GD0B3)
Fuck you.
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Platner absolutely oozed sleaze from the get go.
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (H8bAm)
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Ja ja ja
were there 'dark forces'?
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)
Maybe he'll be the Andrew Tate of the left and do a little porn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:32 PM (mmrXZ)
I strongly suspect that Andrew Tate was the Andrew Tate of the left. I always got a "Sharia was right about women" vibe about that guy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2026 12:34 PM (u1pEi)
In the event of a nominee's withdrawal, a political party has until 5 p.m. EDT on the fourth Monday in July to replace their candidate on the general election ballot; for the 2026 cycle, this date is July 27, 2026.
Not that the law means anything if it inconveniences Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
Hahahahahaha and lololololol
Posted by: That guy what replaced torricelli at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (u1pEi)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
You didn't finish reading it....
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (O0L8i)
Mitch McConnell's wife was in China kissing the Chinese Vice President Han Zheng's ring 3 days after her husband was still hospitalized.
She also met with 3 other groups that are not too friendly with the USA.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (OkYzo)
Thanks, ace.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)
"Under (Maine) state law, a candidate has to formally withdraw by the second Monday in July — in this case, next Monday, July 13 — and the relevant political committee needs to choose a new nominee by the fourth Monday in July. That means Democrats would need to stand up a nomination process and produce a new choice by Monday, July 27.
"
And the Dem voters will be stuck with yet another candidate they didn't choose.
But muh democracy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
It's this. I said this over the last few days: Platner was their attempt to butch up the brand. They desperately wanted to change the direction they see their brand as going as just rapey twinks and child molesters.
We have seen elements of this with that retarded 'expert' who was a woman who was supposed to be telling them how to appeal to straight dudes again.
At least theoretically, Platner was a more genuine version of this. But he's also a fake in that he is a degenerate (and I do not mean sexual, per se) version of masculinity. He's needlessly combative, fragile ego, pampered and immature. THEN there is the sexual stuff. This is true for all of the progressive male icons (Hasan is another example in almost exactly the same mold.)
The thing is their versions are missing the essential aspects of masculinity (Stoicism, wisdom, calmness, decisiveness. Gravitas.) They are without the things that actually appeal to dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (mPXxA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Ar3gH)
His price wasn't cheap. He hung on until the offer was satisfactory.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (VQ0bX)
F*** you.
He was being facetious. He's saying it's okay to mock him because he's a filthy commie.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
Not that the law means anything if it inconveniences Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
I thought the deadline was next Monday, but the 4th Monday in July is the 27th. Plenty of time for the corruptocrats to drag the swamp for another candidate.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (1z8ji)
Lordy, lordy. It's awful the way people exploit rape accusations. Why, it's almost like rape is a bad thing. I don't despise politicians enough.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (0Htd1)
Platner absolutely oozed sleaze from the get go.
Posted by: Cosda at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM
They would simp for Satan himself if he were to run against a republican.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (kg+tO)
Not that the law means anything if it inconveniences Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)
*judicial blah blah*
"... would deprive Maine voters of a choice in the election..."
*more judicial blah blah*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (O0L8i)
The Dems in Maine are going to have a 500 delegate convention to pick a nominee. It will take a month just figure out the rules.
More than that I hope it turns into a small scale replay of the Dem convention in Chicago in 68. DSA v Old Timers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (m2wmY)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)
This is always true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (mPXxA)
There nothing to stop the data from being bought by foreign nationals or companies to set up the most sophisticated scams ever seen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
___
No, there is a tranny.
Posted by: South Berwick Follies at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (qUkBO)
Is that treason? Smells treasonous. I guess it's "free speech" but if Iran is embolden by them to attack America, in part because of his chant... is THAT treasonous?
Smells treasonous.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (qmxL/)
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
This upcoming Monday is the date by which Platner has to file paperwork to be removed. The 27th is the date, assuming he goes through with his part, by which the Dems have to say "this is the replacement".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)
She also met with 3 other groups that are not too friendly with the USA.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (OkYzo)
It's being reported that she was in China prior to his being taken to the hospital.
Telling that she has yet to come home to check on him. Or has she? I have no idea, but he was a f*cking sellout to China. Hope he's suffering a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (2YhKe)
"
Platner already said he will file the paperwork. Maybe his is waiting for all the funds to clear Swiss banking controls...
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 12:40 PM (GD0B3)
I hope he drags it out until 4:59 pm on Monday.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Jr5Lq)
What is the statue of Limitations on Rape in Maine? Could the Oyster guy do time?
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (OkYzo)
Susan Collins is too old and has been in government too long, but a total piece of trash???
Posted by: New York Times at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (2ap+5)
Is that treason? Smells treasonous. I guess it's "free speech" but if Iran is embolden by them to attack America, in part because of his chant... is THAT treasonous?
Smells treasonous.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (qmxL/)
I don't know that the 1st Amendment follows you to foreign lands.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (2YhKe)
Smells treasonous.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (qmxL/)
And farty. Very farty.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Ar3gH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)
And then another for Carville & his old fool comrades to be yelling, Trust them, they're still leading the way.
😭
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (lCppi)
I hope he disappears this weekend and returns sometime in September.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Party on, dudes!
Posted by: Bill S. Preston, Esq. at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (/WQyy)
Delegates will be choosing the replacement at a convention.
Sorry that should read:
"Delegates" will be "choosing" the replacement at a "convention".
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
You didn't finish reading it....
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:41 PM (LCr8f)
______
I did read it all. Still can't tell. And judging from the comments above, people here are reading it both ways. I'm not sure which way it was supposed to be read. I assume the guy who wrote it is a well-known lefty or righty and that's the missing context.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (KYPhK)
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (lCppi)
I hope he disappears this weekend and returns sometime in September.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (2YhKe)
Taking a hike on the Appalachian Trail?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (kX27y)
Smells treasonous.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 09, 2026 12:43 PM (qmxL/)
And farty. Very farty.
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM
I can smell the sulfur! Can you!
Posted by: Hugo Chavez at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (jehhT)
And then he could hold a rally with his supporters. Complicated marching, huge drums, lots of torches. People would talk about it for decades.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (OkYzo)
In Maine, there is no statute of limitations on rape.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xA5g+)
He missed on a perfect opportunity:
1) It didn't happen.
2) It happened a little bit, but it's not important that it happened.
3) It happened, a lot, but it's not my fault, it was the Joos.
4) It's old news; move on.
Posted by: Archimedes
===============
I don't want to watch the video, but if he didn't say "I'll tell you much more on my podcast -- The People's Platner!" then he missed another opportunity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (lCppi)
I hope he disappears this weekend and returns sometime in September.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (2YhKe)
Taking a hike on the Appalachian Trail?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (wVcYX)
That would be a riot. Please let it be.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM (u1pEi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (wVcYX)
Whatever it takes. He should be butthurt enough to stick it to the dems by NOT submitting the paperwork.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Airplane! at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)
It's this. I said this over the last few days: Platner was their attempt to butch up the brand. ...
...
...
The thing is their versions are missing the essential aspects of masculinity (Stoicism, wisdom, calmness, decisiveness. Gravitas.) They are without the things that actually appeal to dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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All showing that they have no idea what the average voter and especially a voter from the right is. The only things they understand about politic-ing is cheating and vote harvesting minority groups collectively.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 12:49 PM (VQ0bX)
Plan:
1) Get a black friend to pose as a Somali
2) Open California Quality Higher Learing Center
3) High-capacity ARs as far as the eye can see
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2026 12:49 PM (xrQwm)
In the USA, professionals who have completed a Juris Doctor (J.D.) degree and passed the bar exam are formally known as attorneys. They routinely utilize the title "Esq." (Esquire) as an honorific suffix."
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (Jr5Lq)
Plus, state bar associations have requirements that attorneys should be excellent to each other....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (kX27y)
Karma kan be a bitch......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)
I did read it all. Still can't tell. And judging from the comments above, people here are reading it both ways. I'm not sure which way it was supposed to be read. I assume the guy who wrote it is a well-known lefty or righty and that's the missing context.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)
Have no idea who he is. What he did was make the first half sound like it was gonna be a defense, and then roll right into laughing at him. It's a little awkward because he calls him human but then says he isn't a person, but beyond that nitpick the joke landed.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (Ar3gH)
It would be a real shame if those 4 scum bags get shuffled off into a Government Bureaucracy nightmare of "lost paperwork" for reentry and get stuck in Iran. Oops.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (xvV+O)
Not saying I believe it. But there it is.
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (upeQk)
If he plays his cards right, he can play the same game for the next few cycles
His supporters are bucket of chum stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (zJW56)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 12:51 PM (fZiTB)
Sigh. OK, where do I go to surrender my man card?
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)
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nah
the purpose of the rape allegations was to get him off the ticket-
mission accomplished!
this will now be forgotten
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Ar3gH)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM (mmrXZ)
It'll be something like Graham Slam
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xA5g+)
- 'Victim': I don't want to press charges. I love his politics.
- Police (lol): He dropped out. The future of the Fatherland will be unaffected.
- 'Victim': I don't want to press charges. It was a private matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Airplane! at July 09, 2026 12:48 PM
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A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule.
But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Vector Victor at July 09, 2026 12:52 PM (2Ez/1)
If he plays his cards right, he can play the same game for the next few cycles
His supporters are bucket of chum stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2026 12:50 PM (zJW56)
Am I the only one that finds is f*cking HYSTERICAL that Fetterman's Lump suggested that Bernie sit out the recommendation of candidates because he has been choosing some real shitty ones of late?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (2YhKe)
Democrats poll well against Collins every cycle and then lose by double-digit points. Polling in Maine is basically about as accurate as a seance.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (xrQwm)
He's a scumbag but I wanted him to be rejected for other reasons. It's always sex accusation scandals that stick . Kinda weird.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (/WQyy)
Then it is hilarious.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (xvV+O)
Statesian > Countyite > Municipalist
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)
Statesian > Countyite > Municipalist > Boroughboid
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (O0L8i)
17 Morning?
"Large forces"?
I got large forces...in my pants.
(He means "da joooooos" doesn't he?)
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 12:19 PM
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I think it means larger than him. Which is nearly everything. I suppose if he has a podcast, there will be plenty of increasingly unhinged talk about the usual suspects, to attract an audience -- the Candace Owens trajectory. To do that he has to stay out of jail, though.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2026 12:54 PM (HLgI3)
Nearly a decade of stonewalling meets fresh congressional pressure...
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2026 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
https://tinyurl.com/4ze4xa2p
Posted by: one hour sober at July 09, 2026 12:54 PM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: LASue at July 09, 2026 12:44 PM (lCppi)
I hope he disappears this weekend and returns sometime in September.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (2YhKe)
Taking a hike on the Appalachian Trail?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (wVcYX)
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Such nice port-a-potties to spank off in! This creep could be there for months!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 12:54 PM (m2wmY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
👍
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (NFX2v)
'But it's still possible to elect an anti-establishment Leftist who will take out those powers! Vote for this candidate I'm proposing instead! They'll succeed where I can't because the 'powers' won't keep them down like they did me, even though they have the same platform as me... Why won't they keep them down when they have the same platform? No, it's not because they realized I'm a total fraud nepo-baby, vile rapist about to get oppo'd into oblivion with no chance to win. Those are all lies from the powers that be! Haters!'
Posted by: bearski at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Bhsk7)
There is nothing for me to do here.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally
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Same as it's ever been, now, it's on the marquee out front.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (VQ0bX)
Not sure why Trump can't/won't order Patel to do this.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (fZiTB)
... DU will be screaming that "large forces" is the international Jewish conspriracy
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (eo/IB)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (PXDoy)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)
Statesian > Countyite > Municipalist > Boroughboid
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (O0L8i)
Statesian > Countyite > Municipalist > Boroughboid > Montana Off-the Grid Shack Manifestian
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM
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Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Fish puns at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
After therapy, with pregnant wife.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (PXDoy)
In the original German.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)
No particular reason to let these seditionists back into the country.
Posted by: Nazdar at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Ar3gH)
Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
What is wrong with these women? US woman beaten to death in Ireland by her Palestinian Jordanian migrant boyfriend:
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster
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That story is so maddening it warrants a post. New York woman dragged her 13-year-old daughter to Ireland to be with her asylum-seeking Muslim boyfriend. Posts a bunch of TikToks with him while she's shooting this "fuck you I've got mine" smile that social media chicks have perfected. The daughter found her body.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM
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Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Fish puns at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2Ez/1)
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I guess I skate-d on by those.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (fZiTB)
Because 98% of the country has no idea who Seth Rich is and at least 50% of the people who do, don't care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (ExV1e)
He's a scumbag but I wanted him to be rejected for other reasons. It's always sex accusation scandals that stick . Kinda weird.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (/WQyy)
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She claims she sent contemporaneous texts and IG messages about it, including to Shit Nazi himself, but then ... deleted them later. Totally believable, yo!
I think she's an op and a scumbag herself and she and Plattner deserved each other. Plus, she's an out and proud commie. Pox on both their houses ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (upeQk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Ar3gH)
Take off every zig.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)
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Does he mean like that obese heifer of a judge that got off with no jail time for conspiring to break federal immigration laws by assisting the illegal invader escape?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (/WQyy)
His other stuff (pedoism charges etc) would have stuck. I will keep reminding everyone that Democrats are rebranding. So again they get to seem somehow hyper masculine and yet still satisfy the Milking Farm Karen Wing of their deranged party that wants men to be both controlled and rapists.
Hell she even gave totally unnecessary details about his virility (I felt him CUM inside me!!!!!)
It's all pathetically transparent but I think you have to be me to see it. And trust me it's not worth it.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (XuXeR)
Therapy.
Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)
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They want less rapey.
They'll get more rapey.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (Fi81e)
Not sure why Trump can't/won't order Patel to do this.
... it's an ongoing investigation (LOL)
Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (RHGPo)
No one else represents the Democratic party so perfectly. He belongs in the Democrat Hall of Fame. There shall never be another Democrat like him again (just kidding, there are plenty of them).
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (NZEBW)
I've never had a parasite but it sounds unpleasant and worse than Salmonella (which I have had but "did not appear sick enough" my fired MD said). Because I did not harf. I passed out cold that morning and looked like I had white out on my lips, so those should have been clues.
This is so weird as he's either dead or in his semi-dead Bernie's state. What on earth is going on?
I wish a reporter would ask President Trump.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (ExV1e)
So what's the hard in releasing? In any case, I question your statistics.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (fZiTB)
Then it is hilarious.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
>But I love him so much. We were going to settle down in the country and make babies. He was learning to code.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (fkjGs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (m2wmY)
Posted by: Vengeance at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (upeQk)
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Seeing how he's pulling out for forcing his way in.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (Fi81e)
T - Tricking
S - Sucker
D - Democrats
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Ar3gH)
I think you are going to have to workshop that one a bit more.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (rbvCR)
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Sigh. OK, where do I go to surrender my man card?
You can get an exemption for the wisdom and calmness if you eat a carburetor for breakfast.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 01:00 PM (Ar3gH)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)
What is wrong with these women? US woman beaten to death in Ireland by her Palestinian Jordanian migrant boyfriend:
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster at July 09, 2026 12:47 PM (kX27y)
Hmph. She was surprisingly hot and bangable. On the other hand, if she was spreading her legs for a smelly Pali, she probably had an extremely casual attitude towards her own personal hygiene.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2026 01:00 PM (y9nCu)
I'm betting that the US has had a government as long as you've been alive. And that the US government has been spending money on the "social safety net" for most of that time.
You've had lots of parasites.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 12:59 PM (hzuYO)
A reporter DID ask Trump.
"I don't have any idea how Mitch McConnell is."
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (xA5g+)
Even white men with Nazi tattoos will ultimately fold to Chuck Schumer, Democratic King of the Israel lobby in America.
There's only one thing for the DSA to do:
Purge all white men from their ranks and just let the world know the truth about how all white men are racist traitors who want genocide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (va4Cb)
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster
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That story is so maddening it warrants a post. New York woman dragged her 13-year-old daughter to Ireland to be with her asylum-seeking Muslim boyfriend. Posts a bunch of TikToks with him while she's shooting this "fuck you I've got mine" smile that social media chicks have perfected. The daughter found her body.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ)
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Meh. Darwin Award candidate. Some people are so stupid and vile they get what they deserve. Hope the daughter didn't inherit her mother's foul genes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)
202
He missed on a perfect opportunity:
1) It didn't happen.
2) It happened a little bit, but it's not important that it happened.
3) It happened, a lot, but it's not my fault, it was the Joos.
4) It's old news; move on.
Posted by: Archimedes
There’s a #5 - saw it during the trial of a popular local black preacher, accused of “unwanted sexual relations” with 4 young women at various times, who had come to him for help.
In the run up to the trial,he loudly proclaimed his innocence and said it was all a conspiracy against him. At trial and under oath, however, the story suddenly changed to “Da bitches be axin’ for it! Dey loved it!!”
11 women and an ex cop on the jury. Oh yeah he got convicted!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (VbqNm)
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Rumor has that his tattoo, campaign, and now Podcastistan ventures were actually funded by AIPAC in general in Bibi in particular.
/Pass it on ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (udqLL)
Remember, Newsom let us know that there would never be 2 Republicans winning the primary for governor.
Democrats always cheat the people.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Old Lady Karen Johnson at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (2Ez/1)
I had cyclospora from bagged salad a few years ago. It lasted several weeks. Downside: I had to hit the head twelve times a day. Upside: Each visit to the head took only two seconds to complete (not counting subsequent hygiene.)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (Jr5Lq)
So, as effective as St. Pancake?
Posted by: man at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)
I did not know about the port-o-potty! LOL
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ)
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Left-wing political dogma is so psychotic it overrides women's powerful natural instincts. It has completely destroyed dating in the city and half of all marriages.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (NZEBW)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (ExV1e)
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It's the ideologized "sympathy".
At some point, they let their ideology do their thinking for them. Seth Rich was white and not killed by cops, so NOT a victim.
They are really viscerally reluctant to assign "victim status" to anybody who is not an ideologically-classified victim.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (sgkY8)
Feel free. Show me the marches, the TikToks, the YT videos, the indications from anyone not in the fever ward of politics talking about it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Big Penguin at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (0roK4)
I did not know about the port-o-potty! LOL
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)
The smell of human waste gets him so randy, he has to do SOMETHING with is raging hardon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: Mel Brooks wannabe at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (Ar3gH)
What she did was hold back until the moment she was needed by the party. The whole thing might be fake but either way it was a warning shot by the Dems for him to get out while the getting is still good.
Posted by: ...
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Past romance, broke into an unlocked door, oh, no, no, no,
It kind of rhymes with Trump raping that woman at Berdorf's.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (NZEBW)
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Ideology eventually does your thinking for you.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ)
Suicidal empathy. Can't really feel sorry for the dead beyotch. The daughter, maybe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 12:46 PM (iFTx/)
It is a beat down on Platner. It starts out as a bland reconciliation that starts out as a boilerplate "both sides have feeling" that then flips to say you don't have to feel bad about beating up on Platner
it is the same account that created the Frog of Shame: "If the Frog of Shame gets more likes than your post, your post really sucks"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (m2wmY)
Tragedy is when I stub my toe.
Comedy is when you get beaten to death in Ireland by your Palestinian Jordanian migrant boyfriend
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 01:04 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 12:58 PM (xvV+O)
Can that non-sentence be appealed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 01:04 PM (1z8ji)
246 Platner will write a book discussing His Struggle and come back twice as strong.
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (PXDoy)
In the original German.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)
Maine Kampf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 01:04 PM (VbqNm)
The DNC knew about Platner.
They were just hoping you wouldn't learn what they knew about him.
And the theory behind this is: The DNC likes to have leverage over the people they seat in Congress and other places. So, dirt on Platner, in this theory, is a positive.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Susan Colin Moulding at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (R0XxO)
Posted by: Big Koala Bear at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (KtOUo)
Even white men with Nazi tattoos will ultimately fold to Chuck Schumer, Democratic King of the Israel lobby in America.
There's only one thing for the DSA to do:
Purge all white men from their ranks and just let the world know the truth about how all white men are racist traitors who want genocide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (va4Cb)
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Kurt Schlichter had a good column on this today. He's been very hit-or-miss lately, but he was right about this.
As I've been saying, the rise of the DSA commies isn't about ideology. They think no different than the existing Dums.
This is about power -- about a younger generation of commie shitstains trying to seize power from a (much) older generation of commie shitstains.
The "DSA" is just a rebrand of the same failed product to try to con the rubes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
They are really viscerally reluctant to assign "victim status" to anybody who is not an ideologically-classified victim.
Posted by: Axeman
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Another missing computer...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 09, 2026 01:04 PM (1z8ji)
I have read that it can and will likely be overturned.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)
https://tinyurl.com/4679ndtr
Posted by: beckster
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That story is so maddening it warrants a post. New York woman dragged her 13-year-old daughter to Ireland to be with her asylum-seeking Muslim boyfriend. Posts a bunch of TikToks with him while she's shooting this "fuck you I've got mine" smile that social media chicks have perfected. The daughter found her body.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 12:57 PM (mmrXZ)
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My granddaughter will be thirteen in a few months, and I can't help but feel so bad for the poor girl.
My daughter and granddaughters are currently on a road trip to the UP of Michigan for the next two weeks. To say I'm not happy about her being in Michigan is an understatement. Not to mention homicidal illegal immigrants at the wheels of 80,000 pound missiles.
If she had tried to take them to Ireland to shack up with some muslim dude, law enforcement would be involved, because Gammy would absolutely lose it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (ge8nq)
The DNC knew about Platner.
They were just hoping you wouldn't learn what they knew about him.
And the theory behind this is: The DNC likes to have leverage over the people they seat in Congress and other places. So, dirt on Platner, in this theory, is a positive.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (Fi81e)
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The DNC knew, which is why Chuck Schumer personally recruited Janet Mills to beat him and funded her campaign.
And the DNC has been the source of all these leaks against him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (va4Cb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM
We blame Yakub.
Posted by: NOI at July 09, 2026 01:06 PM (0roK4)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 01:06 PM (2YhKe)
As I've been saying, the rise of the DSA commies isn't about ideology. They think no different than the existing Dums.
This is about power -- about a younger generation of commie shitstains trying to seize power from a (much) older generation of commie shitstains.
The "DSA" is just a rebrand of the same failed product to try to con the rubes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
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The DSA fights.
It's mostly a conflict over tactics and branding, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (va4Cb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Big Penguin
It's our time!
Posted by: Big Koala Bear
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Both of yuse are in deep shit.
Posted by: The River Otter Family at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (xvV+O)
Here in Craphole IL, our park restrooms attract those freaks from up to a hundred miles away, as their arrest records reveal. They really prefer our latrines over the ones in Chicago.
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (Jr5Lq)
The DNC knew about Platner.
They were just hoping you wouldn't learn what they knew about him.
And the theory behind this is: The DNC likes to have leverage over the people they seat in Congress and other places. So, dirt on Platner, in this theory, is a positive.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (Fi81e)
I don't think it's a theory, and I don't think it requires any blackmail follow-up.
Of COURSE they knew about Platner. He was an out and proud Nazi. His social media posts were all public. His Kik account was public and active. They all knew from the very beginning. It's not that they wanted leverage. It's that they truly believe that's how conservative men are. This led them to believe Platner would appeal to conservative men.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (udqLL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2026 12:53 PM (O0L8i)
Y en cada barrio un pendejo
Posted by: Comandante regional de CDN at July 09, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR)
Prayers all around for that poor family.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM (ge8nq)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)
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Yeah, it's almost as if they don't like actual democracy.
They just like whatever the call "democracy".
And that pretty much boils down to power in their hands.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)
Nazis and Marxists are partying like its 1936
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM (sgkY8)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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mARy cLoGgInstEiN?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:09 PM (VQ0bX)
I did not know about the port-o-potty! LOL
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)
The smell of human waste gets him so randy, he has to do SOMETHING with is raging hardon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (2YhKe)
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When I am forced to use one I hold my breath and make it out in minutes. I could hold my breath for 3min or so in my youth as a swimmer.
I am a fast whizzer. I think the last sort of port o potty was at a national park and more of an outhouse. Which is plenty gross in the summer.
It would never occur to me to think, "This is the perfect time to ease my sexual tension."
Which reminds me that in a college letter to my parents I mentioned "sexual tension" about a cousin going schizo and laughed hysterically when I read it again last year. I had no idea, first of all, what I was talking about. And I assume it was not read at the dinner table with my 5yr old brother (who could not yet read cursive).
She save all of my letters from the West, including one where I was mad at bf/husband and hoped I never saw him again.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2026 01:09 PM (hzuYO)
DSA is ANTIFA with a hot shower and manicurists.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 01:09 PM (OkYzo)
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I'm pretty sure that Cocaine Glitch still is lying (PUNINTENDED!) on a slab of ice until at least August 3rd ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:09 PM (udqLL)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM (KtOUo)
I heard she is trying to pull back her endorsement...
But doesn't want to be called an Indian Giver...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (mP0Kj)
Not sure why Trump can't/won't order Patel to do this.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 09, 2026 12:55 PM (fZiTB)
"Sue and Settle" is my guess. Trump will get a dozen orders to desist from the bench, whereas Congress can tell a judge to go eat toe-cheese
Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (rbvCR)
It would have worked if it wasn't for those damn kids !! SWIDT?
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:05 PM (KtOUo)
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The other fascists.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)
Yep. It is similar to the SUV: Law and Order episode where this oysterman rapes a woman in fitting room at L.L. Bean's.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (GMWTj)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:09 PM (VQ0bX)
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No.
The woman was actually good-looking.
Mary...not so much...
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (ge8nq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: torabora
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He said, turn around, I don't want to touch that filthy mouth.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (VQ0bX)
An open oyster but instead of a pearl inside, it's a little t*tenkopf symbol.
I hate myself for thinking of that.
Posted by: Nelly at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (6+ehB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (xvV+O)
The young crazies are very ideological and will do any to win, including kicking the old timers out in the snow. Encourage it, because while the younger are more energetic , they are also more clueless
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (m2wmY)
People were unimpressed by this High-T Super-Male's whiny, self-pitying Twitter Flounce.
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High-T? You mean, like, Earl Grey?
/obituary Picard reference
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (udqLL)
If she had tried to take them to Ireland to shack up with some muslim dude, law enforcement would be involved, because Gammy would absolutely lose it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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This is the part that's got me going. I remember when my nieces and cousins were 13. If someone had carted them off to a foreign country so a "parent" could get nookie, I'd be going kind of crazy. I don't think there's any comment yet from the dad or grandparents or whoever "inherits" the girl.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:08 PM
it's a big teepee. Forked Tongue. How.
Posted by: Tonto at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (KtOUo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Ugh. Harris-Walz; AOC-Platner
Posted by: Big Koala Bear at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:13 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Axeman
Which is why all of the documentation on Epstein disappeared.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 09, 2026 01:13 PM (1hr1U)
The woman was actually good-looking.
Mary...not so much...
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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Well Mary's a guy so...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (xvV+O)
Hinkle even led “death to America” chants from the stage.
If the administration is actually serious about this stuff, start with these four.
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1. Club Gitmo.
2. Waterboarding.
3. Military tribunals.
4. Executions.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (udqLL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (xvV+O)
The Bulwark already endorsed him as the (D) nominee in 2028, no shit.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: Wally at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (XQ6Q0)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM
>>>>>>
The truth is in there.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 09, 2026 01:15 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 09, 2026 01:10 PM (xcxpd)
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Fat, lazy and Nazi is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 01:15 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
Ugh. Harris-Walz; AOC-Platner
Posted by: Big Koala Bear at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM (NFX2v)
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He'll talk about it.
Some DSA types will push for it.
He might even file to run.
But he'll raise no more than a couple million dollars and never even be included in polling.
He's like Stacey Abrams but white, male, and with a Nazi tattoo.
His only function will be as a bludgeon against establishment Democrats from the left, and I doubt he'll be very good at that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:15 PM (va4Cb)
And while the headlines are still running on the Ireland transplant woman, an American woman is prepping to move to Afghanistan to be with her online love! Her mom approves!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (xA5g+)
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Right behind Avanatti...
Yet, these are the people who should be able to tell us what is news....
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)
The Bee !
https://tinyurl.com/3tazsmy5
"BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed regret over getting his Graham Platner tattoo.
Marks reportedly obtained the chest tattoo after a drunken evening down at the Nazi hangout, but maintained that he didn't know the dark meaning of Graham Platner.
"It really makes me look bad," sighed Marks. "I'm telling you, I didn't know at the time what a tattoo of Graham Platner really meant, how bad it was. I would never have done it. I'm thinking about getting a massive swastika tattoo to cover it up and restore my good name..."
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (GD0B3)
Every time I see Tim Miller, he looks like he just got back from a gay bath house orgy.
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (LCr8f)
Every time I see Tim Miller, he looks like he just got back from a gay bath house orgy.
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
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There's probably a reason for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (va4Cb)
The promised free shit is appealing. Until they find out it's not "free."
This cohort is who the DSA is reaching out to. Well, them and the old commies still alive. The violence is attractive to another cohort.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (jehhT)
Of course there is also the bad thing for the country that so many of the motivated Dem voters want a NAZA psychopath like Platner or a closeted tranny? like Talarico
Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (PV+Zw)
And those 4 should absolutely be arrested. It's crazy if they aren't. But I don't expect it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:11 PM (xvV+O)
The Bulwark already endorsed him as the (D) nominee in 2028, no shit.
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Too be fair, the editors of the Bulwark are planning on breaking into his home later tonight. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Spring heeled jack at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:14 PM (xvV+O)
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Has anybody ever penned an alt-fiction reboot of "Robin Hood and his Mary Men?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (udqLL)
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (OkYzo)
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53m
Joe Scarborough calls GOPers 'hypocritical' as Graham Platner scandal explodes: 'Just shut up' https://trib.al/5uxN3Rp
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)
The promised free shit is appealing. Until they find out it's not "free."
This cohort is who the DSA is reaching out to. Well, them and the old commies still alive. The violence is attractive to another cohort.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (jehhT)
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It's my understanding that the actual membership of the DSA is very heavily white and heavily credentialed.
It's white progressives who are downwardly mobile because their promises of sinecures did not come to fruition.
DSA types keep doing really badly with black and minority voters in the primaries (Maine has very few black people).
That's going to cause issues for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (va4Cb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2026 01:03 PM (Ar3gH)
Nah, if I had I would have added it.
Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (PV+Zw)
Of course there is also the bad thing for the country that so many of the motivated Dem voters want a NAZA psychopath like Platner or a closeted tranny? like Talarico
Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2026 01:17 PM (PV+Zw)
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The mess is just going to convince the soft Democrat partisans to vote at lower rates and the "independents" to just vote for Collins because she's not messy like the Democrat system.
Collins by 20. She won 2014 by 40.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:19 PM (va4Cb)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic
Titled Maine Kampf.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 09, 2026 01:19 PM (5/BQI)
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53m
Joe Scarborough calls GOPers 'hypocritical' as Graham Platner scandal explodes: 'Just shut up' https://trib.al/5uxN3Rp
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
What an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 01:19 PM (2YhKe)
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The only lesson the American left women learned from "Not Without My Daughter" was that America doesn't do enough to protect women from their own bad choices.
All the other bad things that happened in that movie to that woman who had dozens if not hundreds of chances to get out, see the truth before, were just exaggerations to emphasize how America doesn't do enough to protect women from their own bad choices.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2026 01:19 PM (3cUTc)
Unless you were the child's legal guardian, I'm pretty sure you contacting police would be met with a nothing-we-can-do shrug.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (J4Dwc)
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Platner/Talafreako 2028 -- Two White Faggot Nazis for The Price of One!
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (udqLL)
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (udqLL)
They're gonna have a lot of competition for that slogan.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (LCr8f)
There is an actual Caligula waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 09, 2026 01:20 PM (PVBkQ)
There's a good article at Manhattan Contrarian about the things their candidates have in common with Commies over the years. Origin hypothesis.
Posted by: gp at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2026 01:12 PM
>>>>>>
The truth is in there.
Posted by: Fox Mulder
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If they have everything then they have the laptop with all the files on it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (VQ0bX)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (wBaIH)
Another "Can't stand ya!" because of his insufferable personality.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (NFX2v)
==
Too be fair, the editors of the Bulwark are planning on breaking into his home later tonight. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Spring heeled jack
I'd certainly like to enter his back door...
Posted by: Tim Miller at July 09, 2026 01:21 PM (5/BQI)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (xA5g+)
I call it Operation Valkyrie.
Posted by: LSD at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (DMpo1)
Posted by: Don Black at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)
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It's all that Alinsky left to them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (fkjGs)
So, essentially, a Nazi loving, probable rapist, definite misogynist, porta-potty loving, butt rape dominatrix, lying lay-a-bout, communist and/or socialist thought he was a good match to represent the people of Maine. And a significant number of Maine residents, and leftist political operatives thought the same.
Holy smokes!!!
Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2026 01:22 PM (dIske)
The longer you are exposed to the Education System, the more likely it will be that you fall into the Utilitarian Trap.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2026 01:23 PM (5MUB0)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (PV+Zw)
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"F*ck YOU!"
/National Association Of Zoroastrianism Acrobats
Posted by: ShainS -- Tricentennial or Bust! at July 09, 2026 01:25 PM (udqLL)
Since the Maine Democratic Party said they were going to be transparent about the process, don't they have an obligation to tell us how much?
I've been wondering how much I could get in Platner's position - would they go for $10,000,000?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 09, 2026 01:27 PM (GMWTj)
It's white progressives who are downwardly mobile because their promises of sinecures did not come to fruition.
DSA types keep doing really badly with black and minority voters in the primaries (Maine has very few black people).
That's going to cause issues for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 01:18 PM (va4Cb)
The original push for revolution in Russia was from the petit nobility, professionals and university intellectuals who wanted Russia to be more like their European progressive cousins, because they were ashamed at the backwardness of the country and the disapproval of the pre-WWI European petit nobility, professionals, and university intellectuals the Russian intellectual class sought as their peers.
Posted by: Kindltot - Si, se podan at July 09, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Intelligent people are perfectly capable of doing stupid things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2026 01:29 PM (XeU6L)
Huh. I did not know that.
Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 01:30 PM (6wpGE)
It's white progressives who are downwardly mobile because their promises of sinecures did not come to fruition.
I saw actual data last week that DSA leadership tends to be almost 100% white women looking to date Palestinians in Ireland. DSA *candidates* are hand-picked for maximum virtue signalling: Muslim and/or black and ideally women. Platner was not an official DSA candidate, as I understand it; they refused to back him because Pale Penis Person.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2026 01:30 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 01:31 PM (6wpGE)
Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 01:31 PM (6wpGE)
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