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Unshocking: Biden Prosecutor Jack Smith Mishandled Classified Information While Prosecuting Trump for Mishandling Classified Information

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

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BREAKING: Just-declassified messages reveal an assistant to Special Counsel Jack Smith violated SCIF security procedures and others on his team mishandled classified material WHILE prosecuting President Trump for allegedly mishandling classified info in 2023-2024.

"This is yet another example of law enforcement's double standards in the previous administration," said Senate Judiciary Chair Grassley, who uncovered the new records.

The NY Post:

Prosecutors under former special counsel Jack Smith apparently disclosed classified material after bringing charges against President Trump over identical violations, according to internal government records released Wednesday.

Messages between members of the special counsel's office from July 2023 show that investigators seemed to provide "access to classified materials" without confirming those who reviewed the information did so on a "need to know" basis.

Other communications from Oct. 15 and 16 of that same year revealed that "a classified letter" was left out, while on April 19, 2024, a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF) was left open because "no one closed it the day before."

"That's a violation and an incident so I need to know the details," said Carli Rodriguez-Feo, a Department of Justice veteran who has worked in its Litigation Security Group.

An assistant to Smith, Stephanie Van Buskirk, appears to have been responsible for the security lapse.

It's unclear whether the special counsel's office members involved in the exchanges were working on Smith's case against Trump involving the alleged retention of classified documents at the 45th president's Mar-a-Lago estate or his alleged attempts to overturn the 2020 election results.

...


Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) released the communications in a letter to Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, claiming they suggested a "double standard" by the Biden administration.

"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black," Grassley said in a statement. "According to these messages, Biden DOJ personnel may have committed the very offense for which Jack Smith was prosecuting President Trump."

The Iowa Republican's letter cited former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's mishandling of classified material -- and the DOJ's decision under former President Barack Obama not to prosecute her for it.

He also noted the DOJ's non-prosecution of Biden, who was clearly guilty, but presented as a "well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory," which -- and I wasn't aware of this -- turns out to be a perfect defense against an Espionage charge.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:23 PM




Comments

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1 Prosecuting someone for mishandling classified information is just political prosecution.

Unless that person is Trump, who is icky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:23 PM (GKDy+)

2 I'm shocked, shocked!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 08, 2026 02:24 PM (XHO5P)

3 On what basis did Jack Smith have access to classified materials?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

4 I'm pretty sure Jack Smith will not be inconvenienced by these revelations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 02:25 PM (jehhT)

5 You know who else was a well meaning man?

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 02:25 PM (iSDSm)

6 Prosecuting someone for mishandling classified information is just political prosecution.

Unless that person is Trump, who is icky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:23 PM (GKDy+)

No no. You have it completely right. It has ALWAYS been that way.

Someone on the side of the ruling class? Ignored or a slap on the wrist.

Someone opposed to the ruling class? Ruin their lives.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 08, 2026 02:25 PM (XHO5P)

7 Accusing dems of hypocrisy is pointless. It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at July 08, 2026 02:26 PM (X5FXP)

8 3 On what basis did Jack Smith have access to classified materials?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

====

The Get Trump basis?

Or, federal prosecutors are allowed limited classified statuses to do their jobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:26 PM (GKDy+)

9 I guess Grassley has nothing better to do at 106 years old.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lee Lewis at July 08, 2026 02:26 PM (wOO3z)

10 off cousin fucker sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 08, 2026 02:27 PM (wOO3z)

11 The Blade is dull today. He is off his FIRST game. The Blade should take a power nap.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

12 The Democrats starting using laws in ways they weren't meant to be used and now its biting them in the ass because they aren't following the stupid rules these new interpretations demand.

But to really make this stick they have to start seeing jail time not just getting bad press or the occasional fine.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

13 Prosecutors under former special counsel Jack Smith apparently disclosed classified material after bringing charges against President Trump over identical violations, according to internal government records released Wednesday.
============================
Don't newspapers usually say "alleged violations"? I gues, with Trump, allegations are assumed to be actual violations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:27 PM (x2F3z)

14 jack smith him then

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 08, 2026 02:28 PM (CWTWj)

15 I guess Grassley has nothing better to do at 106 years old.

106 year old squishy Grassley is still better then 25 other GOP Senators...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

16 UC Berkeley has announced their upcoming "Nancy Pelosi Institute for Strengthening Democracy". Probably to be accompanied by the Paul Pelosi Driving School?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)

17 Clown car.

https://tinyurl.com/yets237u

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 08, 2026 02:28 PM (ndZc7)

18 Or, federal prosecutors are allowed limited classified statuses to do their jobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:26 PM (GKDy+)


Wasn't it decided that he had been improperly impaneled? Was he a federal prosecutor before?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

19 Jack Smith is above the law.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (x2F3z)

20 Probably to be accompanied by the Paul Pelosi Driving School?

The Paul Pelosi School of Carpentry Equipment and Sex Toys.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

21 Let us not Hollay! Clinton's mishandling of classified materials. "No criminal intent" I believed was the excuse. Did they every demonstrate criminal intent for Trump?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (PVvQD)

22 What the heck....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

23 - Pretty much willowed so, in case anyone's interested at some point...
Mind blowing vid of Guangxi flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx5eczf

Posted by: TeeJ at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (dAv7M)

24 So? I can do whatever the hell I want. Whose your Daddy?

Posted by: Jack Smtih at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (e2lsi)

25 UC Berkeley has announced their upcoming "Nancy Pelosi Institute for Strengthening Democracy".
Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 02:28 PM (2ocoG)
====================
It's stated mission will be to support a one-party state and the end to elections, which are expensive and uncertain in outcome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:30 PM (x2F3z)

26 UC Berkeley has announced their upcoming "Nancy Pelosi Institute for Strengthening Democracy".

Grants a degree in "Applied Papier-mâché".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

27 As long as the offenders get slaps on the wrists instead of jail time these actions will continue.
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185 Former Wisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan was spared from prison Wednesday for ushering a Mexican defendant out of her courtroom to evade U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. A federal judge fined her $5,000 and cited her otherwise law-abiding life in issuing the sentence. “I think this is a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment,” U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman said.
Posted by: SMOD
--
He also noted the DOJ's non-prosecution of Biden, who was clearly guilty, but presented as a "well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory," which -- and I wasn't aware of this -- turns out to be a perfect defense against an Espionage charge.
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A slap on the wrist, a small fine, and they walk away Scott free.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 08, 2026 02:31 PM (xHEjv)

28 It's stated mission will be to support a one-party state and the end to elections, which are expensive and uncertain in outcome.

"It's 'our democracy', not yours, peasants!" - the Democrats

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 02:31 PM (2ocoG)

Posted by: Mitch, McConnell, Sparkling Conversationalist and still sharp as a tack at July 08, 2026 02:31 PM (n9eFH)

30 Where's the "Nothing Will Happen" guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (b1+/7)

31 Pretty much willowed so, in case anyone's interested at some point...
Mind blowing vid of Guangxi flooding.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx5eczf
Posted by: TeeJ at July 08, 2026 02:29 PM (dAv7M)

It's more than one dam too. I've been watching all morning. There is speculation that really big one could go too.
I believe that one going will kill hundreds of thousands.

Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (Moh1b)

32 Paging the guy who says Nothing Will Happen.

Nothing will happen guy to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: ballistic at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (oqH4h)

33 31 It's more than one dam too. I've been watching all morning. There is speculation that really big one could go too.
I believe that one going will kill hundreds of thousands.

Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (Moh1b)

=====

China's got problems, and Taiwan is pretty far down the list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:33 PM (GKDy+)

34 Posted by: Mitch, McConnell



Mitch! Mitch! Can you hear us?
Posted by: Ouija Board Users

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:33 PM (b1+/7)

35
What's the difference between unshocking and predictable?

20 bucks same as in town

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 02:33 PM (iSDSm)

36 Grassley's workout regimen puts RBG's to shame.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 08, 2026 02:35 PM (5yDGQ)

37 One of the reasons Jack Smith has been on news shows of late is that he knew this stuff was about to come out. Scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 02:35 PM (rStkT)

38 It's more than one dam too. I've been watching all morning. There is speculation that really big one could go too.
I believe that one going will kill hundreds of thousands.
Posted by: Reforger


Three Gorges?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:35 PM (b1+/7)

39 Where's the "Nothing Will Happen" guy?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (b1+/7)


Something happened to him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

40 China's got problems, and Taiwan is pretty far down the list.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:33 PM (GKDy+)


Since its biggest problem is that it's full of Chinese, we should really stop letting them come here.

It's a tragedy. My heart goes out to those affected.

And then I remember that they chose to trust Chinese construction, and as Chinese themselves, they knew the score. They placed their bets and took their chances.

So my heart comes back.

Posted by: SciVo at July 08, 2026 02:36 PM (Sy6m/)

41 I'm sure Chinese dams are built to highest engineering and construction standards.

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2026 02:37 PM (YwEeS)

42 Parts of 4 dams collapsed in Guangxi. That's further south than the Three Gorges but people are worried about that as if it collapsed millions could be dead.
Guangxi people are saying tens of thousands are missing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 02:37 PM (rStkT)

43 I'm sure Chinese dams are built to highest engineering and construction standards.
Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2026 02:37 PM (YwEeS)


As I understand it, the Three Gorges dam is not attached to the bedrock at the bottom and relies on the weight of the dam to prevent it from collapsing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

44 Sure am happy to have President Trump!!

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:38 PM (nI4xo)

45 I'm tired of all the "mishandling of classified documents" cases.

They ALL do it. So screw that.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:38 PM (RCjYY)

46 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: I was eating a late lunch at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (2Ez/1)

47 Car 54 Air Force 1, where are you?

https://tinyurl.com/yc7ccv83

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (lgmVC)

48 Nick Freitas on PLatner:

"So the Democrats are upset that Platner won't leave the race. Not sure why they are surprised he won't pull out when you ask him to. "

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

49 I hope the DOJ goes after him

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

50 Isn't it about time we had hearings?

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (nI4xo)

51 It's more than one dam too. I've been watching all morning. There is speculation that really big one could go too.
I believe that one going will kill hundreds of thousands.
Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:32 PM (Moh1b)

Billion more where they came from, round-eye.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2026 02:40 PM (KKMoa)

52 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: I was eating a late lunch



That'll learn ya.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:40 PM (b1+/7)

53 The crazy part is that despite the Chinese Tofu Dreg construction, they are building a dam bigger than the Three Gorges on the turn in the Bramaputra. The Indians and Bangladeshis aren't happy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 02:40 PM (rStkT)

54 Why hasn't the DOJ convened a grand jury yet?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2026 02:41 PM (0N4FZ)

55 Car 54 Air Force 1, where are you?

https://tinyurl.com/yc7ccv83

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM (lgmVC)
-

WHOA!!!

Open Source Intel @Osint613
1h

REPORTER: “There's speculation that you're leaving Ankara not in the new Air Force One because of security concerns involving Iran. You've spoken today twice about them possibly assassinating you.”

TRUMP: “I'm number one on the kill list for Iran”

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:41 PM (lgmVC)

56 54 Why hasn't the DOJ convened a grand jury yet?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2026 02:41 PM (0N4FZ)

=======

I think the Jack Smith case falls under what's being presented to the grand jury in North Florida, actually. Empaneled in January, brought in people like Comey to testify.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:42 PM (GKDy+)

57 perfect defense against an Espionage charge.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

I though we knew using private email servers for privileged data was the same as being brain dead long ago.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 08, 2026 02:42 PM (NnhvP)

58 Babylon Bee:

Rape Allegations Mar Reputation of Local Nazi

SULLIVAN, ME - A promising political career has been abruptly cut short after rape allegations sadly marred the reputation of a local Nazi.

“It’s really unfair that Platner’s reputation is ruining it for other Nazis” said Bob Rommel local chef and Nazi enthusiast. “Now everyone’s going to think Nazis are bad”.

Posted by: Facts at July 08, 2026 02:43 PM (Tpp9k)

59 Well...this is awkward.

Or would be if there were any consequences for this sort of thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:43 PM (bFu5X)

60 “I think this is a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment,” U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman said.
Posted by: SMOD

How did I know from the quote that the judge was a woman before I saw her name? Hmmm.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (KFbdf)

61 49

Really upset about "mishandling documents," are you?

Or do you perhaps see the criminal law as a way to punish people you don't like?

I'd like to see a permanent, bipartisan ceasefire on this. Criminalizing political opponents is something new in U.S. politics, and it sucks.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (RCjYY)

62 Three Gorges?

But it's a dry heave.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (Kt19C)

63 60 “I think this is a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment,” U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman said.
Posted by: SMOD

How did I know from the quote that the judge was a woman before I saw her name? Hmmm.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (KFbdf)

====

I strongly suspect that the DOJ will be appealing the sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (GKDy+)

64 Biden Prosecutor Jack Smith Mishandled Classified Information While Prosecuting Trump for Mishandling Classified Information
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Like the bank robber who was just handling money.

Posted by: scampydog at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (2bFN5)

65 Actress Margaret Qualley and Bleachers frontman Jack Antonoff have reportedly separared after nearly three years of marriage.

Qualley, 31, and Antonoff, 42, are no longer living together, now have a 'rocky' relationship, and are now 'figuring things out', according to sources.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

66 Isn't it about time we had hearings?
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM


Is that before or after the Strongly Worded Letter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (bFu5X)

67 Apparently Armie Hammer is "disgusted" after playing his role in "Citizen Vigilante".

https://tinyurl.com/2s4u9ecb

I haven't seen a primary source about this though, but it could be Hammer was offered a role back in a "proper" Hollyweird moobie if he just disavows Uwe Boll and his moobie.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (KKMoa)

68 You be the judge:

https://tinyurl.com/5f6u6yv4

Indeed, nothing will happen until you get rid of these traitors and criminals one way or the other.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (lgmVC)

69 >"Now everyone’s going to think Nazis are bad."
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Hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Nazi enthusiasts everywhere at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)

70 Three Gorges?

But it's a dry heave.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (bFu5X)

71 When I see "mishandled classified documents" from DC I have this image of a couple clowns juggling pneumatic tubes together, but the tubes are on fire.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)

72 61 49

Really upset about "mishandling documents," are you?

Or do you perhaps see the criminal law as a way to punish people you don't like?

I'd like to see a permanent, bipartisan ceasefire on this. Criminalizing political opponents is something new in U.S. politics, and it sucks.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (RCjYY)

=====

Tit for tat.

Democrats have to give up first. We've done decades of being noble and not prosecuting Democrats for breaking laws. It has not led to a more moral and fair political system.

Besides, the best way to repeal a bad law is to enforce is with energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:46 PM (GKDy+)

73 Is that before or after the Strongly Worded Letter?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (bFu5X)
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Are the sleeves rolled up or down?

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:46 PM (nI4xo)

74 I'd like to see a permanent, bipartisan ceasefire on this.

We'd all like to see that, along with Bigfoot, a unicorn, and three supermodels asking us for a good time.

Some things will never happen. Best we can do is refuse to respond when they load us into the rail cars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:46 PM (ExV1e)

75 >>> Isn't it about time we had hearings?
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:39 PM

++++
We haven't rolled our shirt sleeves up yet.

Posted by: GOPe at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

76 Arrest warrant. Hold without bail. NOW.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the children They do not Kill at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (gxokI)

77 "Now everyone’s going to think Nazis are bad."
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Hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Nazi enthusiasts everywhere at July 08, 2026 02:45


Now watch the rapid rise in Naziophobia.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

78 As I understand it, the Three Gorges dam is not attached to the bedrock at the bottom and relies on the weight of the dam to prevent it from collapsing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

It's built on Gypsum. Fucking retarded.

Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (Moh1b)

79 I'm sure Chinese dams are built to highest engineering and construction standards.

I’ve heard first hand about Chinese domestic build quality. Their roller coasters give you the genuine thrill of thinking you’re going to die, for instance.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

80
All dams are temporary.

Posted by: Auspex at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (Y8DZL)

81 Are the sleeves rolled up or down?
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:46 PM


I can only speak for mine.

Sleeve Status:

[X] Rolled Up

[ ] Rolled Down

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)

82 “I think this is a situation where an otherwise good person, upset by alcohol immigration policies in this country, made a bad decision in the moment,” U.S. District Judge Lynn Adelman said.
======================
another Democrat weighs in on the Graham Platner controversy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (teGdG)

83 Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (RCjYY)

You know how you get a ceasefire? Send 20 agents to mush brains house and rifle through Dr. Jill's panties.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (wGerL)

84 When I see "mishandled classified documents" from DC I have this image of a couple clowns juggling pneumatic tubes together, but the tubes are on fire.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 02:45 PM (gKWVE)


I keep imagining that they get back to the files after being creased into origami and re-flattened, or sent back with coffee cup rings and some 5 year old's crayon scribbles on them.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

85 72

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!

Dems won't give up first. Neither will Republicans.



Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (RCjYY)

86 A downstream dam failing obviously won't affect the upstream dam, but it does mean the upstream dam is not going to release whatever excess water IT got.
And if two typhoons are coming up there dumping all their water, the upstream dam really does need to release water.
I'm sure it's all because Americans aren't voting for Democrats though.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (gKWVE)

87 It's built on Gypsum. Fucking retarded.
Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (Moh1b)


Gypsum. The strongest of rocks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)

88 85 72

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!

Dems won't give up first. Neither will Republicans.



Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (RCjYY)

======

Which Democrat leader will give up the tactic first? Give me a name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (GKDy+)

89 You know how you get a ceasefire? Send 20 agents to mush brains house and rifle through Dr. Jill's panties.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM


Look, I hate the FBI, too, but...damn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (bFu5X)

90 78 As I understand it, the Three Gorges dam is not attached to the bedrock at the bottom and relies on the weight of the dam to prevent it from collapsing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

It's built on Gypsum. Fucking retarded.
Posted by: Reforger at July 08, 2026 02:47 PM (Moh1b)
Gypsum, chalk, whatever.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (/9VoA)

91 Lol. VP Vance took his "Optimism Pills" this morning.

FoxNews "Vance: I will work with Dems to combat fraud."

Good luck with that.....

Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)

92 61 49

Really upset about "mishandling documents," are you?

Or do you perhaps see the criminal law as a way to punish people you don't like?

I'd like to see a permanent, bipartisan ceasefire on this. Criminalizing political opponents is something new in U.S. politics, and it sucks.

Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM (RCjYY)

Actually -- NO. Don't like the law? Change it. There is a well documented process for it.

Violate the law - regardless of what letter is after your name -- should be prosecuted. Justice must be blind - to bias. But not to the offense.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (N39Ws)

93 I can only speak for mine.

Sleeve Status:

[X] Rolled Up

[ ] Rolled Down
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:48 PM (bFu5X)
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Think I'm recalling correctly...
A strongly worded letter precedes hearings when sleeves are rolled up.

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:50 PM (nI4xo)

94 Is that before or after the Strongly Worded Letter?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:44 PM


Dude. *Before* the Strongly Worded Letter. One mustn't go off half-cocked, lest it result in an unplanned lateral excursion.

It's simply not who we are!

Posted by: GOPe at July 08, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

95 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!

Dems won't give up first. Neither will Republicans.


Democrats started it and they aren't going to stop. So what you're saying is that Republicans should just be punching bags. Forever. Because that's what nice people do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (ExV1e)

96 Think I'm recalling correctly...
A strongly worded letter precedes hearings when sleeves are rolled up.
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2026 02:50 PM


Logic checks out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (bFu5X)

97 Meanwhile, at the Smithsonian...

https://tinyurl.com/5h7wtjfd

https://tinyurl.com/4jrwze7z

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (lgmVC)

98 Vance sounds a little off his rocker lately

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (teGdG)

99 >>>well-meaning elderly man

They misspelled malignant.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 08, 2026 02:52 PM (8mulE)

100 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!
Posted by: mnw at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM


But many of us are willing to trade tat for tit, at extremely favorable ratios!

Posted by: J. Random 'Rons at July 08, 2026 02:52 PM (0sNs1)

101 Vance sounds a little off his rocker lately
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (teGdG)


Or... Vance has a role to play, he's playing it, and some folks will take statements out of context and analyze them in the worst possible light.

One of those.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

102 "According to these messages, Biden DOJ personnel may have committed the very offense for which Jack Smith was prosecuting President Trump."
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But, but... our intentions were good. Holy, one might say.

Posted by: Biden DOJ personnel at July 08, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

103 Trump has a lot on his plate but I have faith he will finally get around to firing most of the curators at the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:55 PM (teGdG)

104 101 Vance sounds a little off his rocker lately
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (teGdG)

Or... Vance has a role to play, he's playing it, and some folks will take statements out of context and analyze them in the worst possible light.

One of those.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

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Vance's fraud task force has cut off a quarter of a trillion in fraudulent grants.

But that means nothing because he said some pablum about being willing to work with Democrats to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 02:55 PM (GKDy+)

105 People, a Strongly-Worded Letter (SWL) is like a Triple-Dog-Dare (TDD). You *don't* come back from that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2026 02:55 PM (0sNs1)

106 Seth Rich, we hardly knew yee:

https://t.co/v7lKhDpkcO

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 08, 2026 02:55 PM (lgmVC)

107 All dams are temporary.
Posted by: Auspex


Up yours!
Posted by: Society for Beaver Engineers

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:56 PM (b1+/7)

108 Jack Smith. Obviously a made up name.

Posted by: Case at July 08, 2026 02:56 PM (IY9No)

109 Trump has a lot on his plate but I have faith he will finally get around to firing most of the curators at the Smithsonian.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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I'm available.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at July 08, 2026 02:57 PM (XeU6L)

110 I remember my Navy days when they repeatedly told us that something as simple as forgetting to lock the safe in the secure comms room -- a room that had its own cypher lock on the outside of the door -- before departing would get you a bad discharge and most likely an extended stay at Ft. Leavenworth.

Good times...

Posted by: one hour sober at July 08, 2026 02:57 PM (J4Dwc)

111 The Blade is dull today. He is off his FIRST game. The Blade should take a power nap.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
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Ya snooze, ya lose!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 08, 2026 02:57 PM (FZ29D)

112 Ground control to Major Mitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 08, 2026 02:57 PM (z8Sp3)

113 Corrupt Judge Kaplan ordered Trump to pay Carroll $5m with interest

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 08, 2026 02:57 PM (rStkT)

114 I remember my Navy days when they repeatedly told us that something as simple as forgetting to lock the safe in the secure comms room -- a room that had its own cypher lock on the outside of the door -- before departing would get you a bad discharge and most likely an extended stay at Ft. Leavenworth.

Sailors have gotten prison time for taking a selfie in the engineering control room. Which contains information only secret to the US public as every other military on the planet knows what those numbers are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:59 PM (ExV1e)

115 Up yours!
Posted by: Society for Beaver Engineers
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 02:56 PM


Big brown ones are the best.

Posted by: Primus at July 08, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)

116 *paces the bridge*

Posted by: Heimdallr at July 08, 2026 02:59 PM (gKWVE)

117 91 Lol. VP Vance took his "Optimism Pills" this morning.

FoxNews "Vance: I will work with Dems to combat fraud."

Good luck with that.....
Posted by: Stateless - He ain't heavy, he's my dog at July 08, 2026 02:49 PM (Sco7b)


I believe that is just the statement that precedes, "Aw shucks, Dems wouldn't work with me to combat fraud. I wonder why that is? Seems... odd."

Posted by: SciVo at July 08, 2026 02:59 PM (Sy6m/)

118 Maybe no prosecutor will touch that case

For fear lster the Marwill come after them

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 03:00 PM (Ia/+0)

119 110 OHS, I hear ya. I was terrified of committing some minor infraction of the rules that would lead to my becoming an E1 rock breaker.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

120 Congressional hearings? Worthless.

They had the Clintons in for a couple hours... and nothing. They had the acting president for the SPLC in... and nothing. They had various non-profit honchos in... and nothing.

Get the picture? Jack Smith looks forward to a Congressional hearing as it means nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (jehhT)

121 I remember my Navy days when they repeatedly told us that something as simple as forgetting to lock the safe in the secure comms room
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I recall the briefings where we continuously reminded that security breaches were often associated with women and alcohol. For better or worse, the opportunity never presented itself to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

122 Grassley wrote a letter. Which means nothing will happen.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (Y2/Vj)

123 Vance sounds a little off his rocker lately

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 08, 2026 02:51 PM (teGdG)

I wouldn't read too much into the working with Dems thing. He's the fraud czar he can say that.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (iSDSm)

124 Sailors have gotten prison time for taking a selfie in the engineering control room.

A neighbor almost shot a guy (m14!) for being on the wrong deck of a ship carrying atomic weapons.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)

125 I'll be the waiting for something to happen guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (n5tGW)

126 Wasn't it decided that he had been improperly impaneled? Was he a federal prosecutor before?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yep. Never formally appointed as special counsel under the required law and he was a former fed prosecutor working at the Intl Criminal Court in Euroland when brought back by Garland to head the charade. So IIRC, Smith, as he did not have a federal office at the time as a duly appointed and confirmed major officer of the US, could not have done what he did--lead a prosecution.

Garland and the DoJ contended at the time that Smith was a minor officer of the US under the supervision of Garland and did not need Senate confirmation but that is contradictory to the special counsel statute.

Often the usual practice of DoJ ,since the independent prosecutor appointed by a judicial panel is defunct legally, is to take an existing prosecutor appointed and confirmed from another jurisdiction and use them as a special prosecutor.

Smith was a former fedgov prosecutor but not a current one when brought back from Euroland. So could not be a major officer under the US Constitution without senate confirmation.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (E4rtv)

127 I recall the briefings where we continuously reminded that security breaches were often associated with women and alcohol. For better or worse, the opportunity never presented itself to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)
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How YOU doin?

Posted by: Feng Feng at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (oqH4h)

128
[fondles ball bearings]

Posted by: Capt Queeg at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)

129 FoxNews "Vance: I will work with Dems to combat fraud."

Dems so far: Trump has stolen billions.

Well, Trump's buddies have stolen billions.

Well, Trump gave out no bid contracts.

Well, public funds weren't involved in the no bid thing but still...

Well, racist.

Posted by: Auspex at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Y8DZL)

130 I believe that is just the statement that precedes, "Aw shucks, Dems wouldn't work with me to combat fraud. I wonder why that is? Seems... odd."

It's literally the same Trump playbook as "Iran are our great partners" (time passes) "Iran is asshoe".

Vance is on the latest Mike Rowe podcast. Haven't gotten all the way through it, but what he's saying sounds great.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

131 What would working with Dems to combat fraud look like at this point? Allowing them to plea down to misdemeanors?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (cl15i)

132
65 Actress Margaret Qualley and Bleachers frontman Jack Antonoff have reportedly separared after nearly three years of marriage.

2 people I never heard of before and will never hear of again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (9GxtN)

133 108 Jack Smith. Obviously a made up name.
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2026 02:56 PM (IY9No)


Suspiciously common, the standard for generic.

Posted by: Faber John at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (Sy6m/)

134 130 Vance is on the latest Mike Rowe podcast. Haven't gotten all the way through it, but what he's saying sounds great.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

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As great as Racquel Welch's look in One Million Years BC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (GKDy+)

135 I remember my Navy days when they repeatedly told us that something as simple as forgetting to lock the safe in the secure comms room -- a room that had its own cypher lock on the outside of the door -- before departing would get you a bad discharge and most likely an extended stay at Ft. Leavenworth.

Sailors have gotten prison time for taking a selfie in the engineering control room. Which contains information only secret to the US public as every other military on the planet knows what those numbers are.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:59 PM (ExV1e)

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Dunno if it's still the case, but you had to have a Secret clearance for my MOS, because of the COMSEC equipment in the Abrams, as well as in other track vehicles.

It was reiterated, often, the punishment if you were lax in your duties regarding COMSEC equipment, especially in a combat zone.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (44QZQ)

136 I remember my Navy days when they repeatedly told us that something as simple as forgetting to lock the safe in the secure comms room
--------

I recall the briefings where we continuously reminded that security breaches were often associated with women and alcohol. For better or worse, the opportunity never presented itself to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)
______

"Same here! I never got approached by a juicy hot sexy bro. So sad."

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

137 Or... Vance has a role to play, he's playing it, and some folks will take statements out of context and analyze them in the worst possible light.

One of those.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 08, 2026 02:53 PM (ExV1e)

=====

Vance's fraud task force has cut off a quarter of a trillion in fraudulent grants.

But that means nothing because he said some pablum about being willing to work with Democrats to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Trump isn't running again so he can be as nasty to Dems as he wants. Vance for political reasons as to needing some Democrat votes in 2028 cannot in public statements.

Watch what they do, not what they say.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)

138 A neighbor almost shot a guy (m14!) for being on the wrong deck of a ship carrying atomic weapons.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (Kt19C)
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But I wass just collecting tachyons to reenergize the dilithium crystals! I had no idea I was in wrong part of wessel.

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Pavel Checkov at July 08, 2026 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

139 I'd like to see a permanent, bipartisan ceasefire on this.
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Not me.
I want unending, relentless fire, recriminations and retributions.

Until these assholes realize they have over-classified way too much and abused the classification justification well far beyond what any free nation should allow.

Everything is classified to you while they all pass around classified documents like it's cooking recipes, yoga instructions and wedding plans.

Burn them all, light the ashes on fire and launch that into a volcano.

Make their fear of classifying anything--unless it absolutely needs it--only exceed their fear of touching a classified document.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (3cUTc)

140 Vance is on the latest Mike Rowe podcast. Haven't gotten all the way through it, but what he's saying sounds great.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

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As great as Racquel Welch's look in One Million Years BC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (GKDy+)
____________

Cue the naysayers claiming she "wasn't that hot ...."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

141 137 Trump isn't running again so he can be as nasty to Dems as he wants. Vance for political reasons as to needing some Democrat votes in 2028 cannot in public statements.

Watch what they do, not what they say.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)

=======

One million forced deportations (and probably another 3-4 million self-deportations on top of that) in one year (almost 3x as large as Eisenhower's Operation Wetback) means nothing because Trump said something about Chinese students (and student visas are down double digit percentages as well, including from China).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (GKDy+)

142 140 As great as Racquel Welch's look in One Million Years BC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (GKDy+)
____________

Cue the naysayers claiming she "wasn't that hot ...."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

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Costume designer deserves an Oscar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:10 PM (GKDy+)

143
Vance: They're all cheating lying scum
Reporter: Last month you said you couldn't wait to work with them? What changed?
Vance: I got to know them.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:10 PM (iSDSm)

144 After the Platner debacle Jason Pargin ponders why are "all" "our" candidates corrupt/people that want to dominate others?

He spends some time dancing around Lord Acton's Maxim and noting American democracy is supposed to avoid this by spreading power around but then never comes to an answer.

The real answer though is rather obvious. There is way too much money and power to be gotten by winning political office. If you want people more interested in the general good and less interested in money and power you need to reduce the power of government.

The American model has broken down because even diluted between different offices there is too much power and because the permanent bureaucracy and 1.5 of our political parties are one interest group it isn't all that diluted...



Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

145 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iSDSm)

146 133 108 Jack Smith. Obviously a made up name.
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2026 02:56 PM (IY9No)

Suspiciously common, the standard for generic.
Posted by: Faber John at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (Sy6m/)
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Word.

Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (PiwSw)

147 Cue the naysayers claiming she "wasn't that hot ...."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)


She was hotter in 1000 Rifles

Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (rbvCR)

148 145 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iSDSm)

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The Waffle House in Milan during fashion week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (GKDy+)

149 Rodriguez-Feo

----‐-

Wow... that's an unfortunate name, especially for a woman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 08, 2026 03:12 PM (BI5O2)

150 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iSDSm)
___

I say this as a heterosexual woman, and as your friend.

Get your eyes checked.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:12 PM (44QZQ)

151 Until these assholes realize they have over-classified way too much and abused the classification justification well far beyond what any free nation should allow.

If we the people are supposed to make the correct decisions in choosing our representatives we need a good pool of information. Now some things need to be secret, sure, like the names of agents or what have you. But that's only a tiny part of what goes into classifying info.

And it allows for failures to be hidden and lies to be told.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

152 Democrats are looting the Treasury, they will only stear investigation where they are not

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 03:13 PM (Ia/+0)

153 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Sb1zt)

154 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM


Which Waffle House is that?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

155 Good on TJM for his totally gratuitous mention of Raquel’s fur bikini.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

156 153 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Sb1zt)

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No Hammer films?

Well, shucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (GKDy+)

157 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!

Dems won't give up first. Neither will Republicans.



Posted by: mnw

Don't be ridiculous. In fact, it is pretty well settled that tit for tat is about the only way to resolve problems. Otherwise one side will always defect from any agreement to screw you. As have the Dems repeatedly.

The reason that the independent counsel office disappeared is that Democrats instead of the GOP started getting gored by it. It was fine for Democrats during the Reagan years to use that as a bludgeon but suddenly when Clinton got in with all sorts of ethical and legal shortcuts, the Dems suddenly wanted the independent counsel statute gone.

Wishful thinking has no place in politics nor law.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (E4rtv)

158 Everything is classified to you while they all pass around classified documents like it's cooking recipes, yoga instructions and wedding plans.

Burn them all, light the ashes on fire and launch that into a volcano.
------

I weekly assigned troops to see to it that the burn bag contents were...burned. It was a sought after duty, as it typically occurred at about 1600 Hrs. on Friday, and they were off-duty afterwards. A quick trip to the incinerator, and they were off to the Post Road Bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

159 say this as a heterosexual woman, and as your friend.

Get your eyes checked.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:12 PM (44QZQ)

Forget it, I'm rolling.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (iSDSm)

160 lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (44QZQ)

161 Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Sb1zt)

I see Paul Pelosi is posting today.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)

162 As great as Racquel Welch's look in One Million Years BC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:06 PM (GKDy+)
____________

Cue the naysayers claiming she "wasn't that hot ...."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

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Costume designer deserves an Oscar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:10 PM (GKDy+)
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As I recall from the "making of," he threw the bikini together in 10 minutes on the fly, and RW hated it

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

163 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6

Posted by: ...
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Your woman is right behind you right now, isn't she?

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (E4rtv)

164 No Hammer films?

Well, shucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM


Maybe he saw your nic and figured you already had some.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (bFu5X)

165 Raquel was a fantastic looking woman

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (Ia/+0)

166 I DON'T WANT ANY MORE TIT FOR TAT!

What about just tits?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)

167 162
As I recall from the "making of," he threw the bikini together in 10 minutes on the fly, and RW hated it

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

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For realism purposes, she should have been naked while fighting that dinosaur.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (GKDy+)

168 Cue the naysayers claiming she "wasn't that hot ...."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

Nobody here has ever said that, Elric. And I will say that yes, Raquel was much hotter than the woman playing Helen. Raquel Welch may have actually read the Odyssey but even if she didn't she appears to be much smarter than woman playing Helen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (AphQx)

169 Which Waffle House is that?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

The one at the corner of Mommy Milker and Broken Peepee

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (iSDSm)

170 You can keep the tats. The tits are agreeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (XLQLg)

171 You can keep the tats. The tits are agreeable.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM


You definitely don't want to combine the two.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)

172 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:11 PM (iSDSm)
_______

This must be a parody or troll, right? Please tell me this is a troll.

The Blade is already suspicious of the eyesight of many of the guys here.

But any guy genuinely believing that RW is a WH6 is ... deaf, dumb, blind, and INSANE. May god have mercy on him!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

173 156 153 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (Sb1zt)

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No Hammer films?

Well, shucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:14 PM (GKDy+)


No Hammer pants?

Posted by: Stan Burrell at July 08, 2026 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

174 172 But any guy genuinely believing that RW is a WH6 is ... deaf, dumb, blind, and INSANE. May god have mercy on him!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

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It's the Waffle House where all the cute cosplay girls at ComicCon go after a long night of being awkwardly gawked at by man babies.

Alexandra Daddario is the frumpy hostess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:19 PM (GKDy+)

175 *peeks in*

Best wait for another thread.

*wanders out*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)

176 171 You can keep the tats. The tits are agreeable.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM

You definitely don't want to combine the two.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 03:17 PM (bFu5X)

As Oliver Cromwell said when he saw a young lady who had defaced her bosom in this way, "I beseech you in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:20 PM (XLQLg)

177 lol Anna

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:20 PM (44QZQ)

178 It's the Waffle House where all the cute cosplay girls at ComicCon go after a long night of being awkwardly gawked at by man babies.

And sell their foot water.

Or would it be feet water?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

179 The real answer though is rather obvious. There is way too much money and power to be gotten by winning political office. If you want people more interested in the general good and less interested in money and power you need to reduce the power of government.

The American model has broken down because even diluted between different offices there is too much power and because the permanent bureaucracy and 1.5 of our political parties are one interest group it isn't all that diluted...



Posted by: 18-1

Even when the stakes are picayune, you have people taking advantage of their power to get money, sex, or other things they want. Your local government is likely just as rife with corruption, cronyism, favoritism, and hanky panky as it is in Washington. The scale might be different in the degree of theft (although not in urban/surburban areas), but the self dealing, pay for play, honest graft, punishing enemies and rewarding friends, and people using power to get sex and money goes on.

The fault is in humans, not government per se. And part of that is the very people that want office are the ones that you should never put in. And a percentage of those will go bad.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

180 As I recall from the "making of," he threw the bikini together in 10 minutes on the fly, and RW hated it

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

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For realism purposes, she should have been naked while fighting that dinosaur.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:16 PM (GKDy+)
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"INORITE?"

-- Vikings Fighting Each Other in the Nude, But it's Not Gay At All!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 08, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

181 Even when she got a little pudgy when she was older, Raquel was still a one.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

182 178 It's the Waffle House where all the cute cosplay girls at ComicCon go after a long night of being awkwardly gawked at by man babies.

And sell their foot water.

Or would it be feet water?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

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Tangentially, Dolley is planning on us going to DragonCon in Atlanta.

She already secured the spot for an autograph and selfie with David Tennant.

Almost the entire cast of Battlestar Galactica will be there (no Dean Stockwell, he dead, but that would have been cool).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:21 PM (GKDy+)

183 Raquel Welch - A Waffle House 6

Posted by: ...
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Your woman is right behind you right now, isn't she?
Posted by: whig


Blink twice for yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 03:22 PM (b1+/7)

184 It's the Waffle House where all the cute cosplay girls at ComicCon go after a long night of being awkwardly gawked at by man babies.

Alexandra Daddario is the frumpy hostess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Haven't been in a Waffle House in decades, your clever product placement in your post has persuaded me to try it again. Now I know what you are doing with your movie channel, clever product placement and payola. Well played old chap.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

185 No Hammer pants?
Posted by: Stan Burrell
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I don't like the turn this conversation is taking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

186 Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: Bigger hammer at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (2Ez/1)

187 184 Haven't been in a Waffle House in decades, your clever product placement in your post has persuaded me to try it again. Now I know what you are doing with your movie channel, clever product placement and payola. Well played old chap.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:22 PM (E4rtv)

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Use my affiliate links in my videos so I can buy gumballs at the little gumball machine at the grocery store!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (GKDy+)

188 Tiger Woods driving hammered!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (Kt19C)

189 If they’d wanted realism Raquel would have been fighting a mastodon not a dinosaur.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (6ydKt)

190 Almost the entire cast of Battlestar Galactica will be there (no Dean Stockwell, he dead, but that would have been cool).

The newer BSG started so, so strong and then just became dreck when they decided to make it a bad Iraq parable.

Though I'm guessing the story would have sucked even without that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

191 But I will be glad when "Odyssey" finally opens and people can then . after a while , stop talking about whatever her name is ( black actress who may or may not be incredibly hot ) and the fake transgender woman playing some minor role ..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2026 03:24 PM (AphQx)

192 If I had a hammer,
I’d hammer in the mor-or-nin’…

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

193
No Paul Pelosi jokes?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

194 The Cylons had a plan; the writers didn't

Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 03:25 PM (gKWVE)

195 I went to a Raquel Welch thread and a Jack Smith thread broke out.

Posted by: Son of a gun at July 08, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)

196 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2026 03:24 PM (AphQx)

She said she would love to lecture Homer the author from 3000 years ago that he didn't focus enough on women.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (iSDSm)

197 191 But I will be glad when "Odyssey" finally opens and people can then . after a while , stop talking about whatever her name is ( black actress who may or may not be incredibly hot ) and the fake transgender woman playing some minor role ..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2026 03:24 PM (AphQx)

It's a big distraction. Because we really need to get back to discussing homely Zendaya's overexposure and Rachel Zegler's rodent-like mouth.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (XLQLg)

198 But I will be glad when "Odyssey" finally opens and people can then . after a while , stop talking about whatever her name is ( black actress who may or may not be incredibly hot ) and the fake transgender woman playing some minor role

I want to see the scene with Odysseus and the Cyclops when instead of saying "I am no man" he yells "MATT DAMON" and then the other Cyclopes can't figure out who Matt Damon is...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

199 OT: live action Moana looks like a floating turd
youtu.be/H_XWj-B3fis

Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (gKWVE)

200 The newer BSG started so, so strong and then just became dreck when they decided to make it a bad Iraq parable.

Though I'm guessing the story would have sucked even without that.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)
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The Iraq parable made me chuckle.

And yes, it sucked, imho.

Plus, Dirk Benedict will always be Starbuck.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (44QZQ)

201 The Cylons had a plan; the writers didn't
Posted by: gKWVE at July 08, 2026 03:25 PM


Cylons don't change their oil without a plan, son.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2026 03:26 PM (bFu5X)

202 Use my affiliate links in my videos so I can buy gumballs at the little gumball machine at the grocery store!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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We all know the real promotion money is under the table in the form of Benjamins.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:27 PM (E4rtv)

203 Rachel Zegler looked ok in that Captain Marvel movie but looked like an East German apparatchik in her own Snow White movie...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:27 PM (sKqQm)

204 Raquel?
Priestess of the whip!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

205 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE
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I am looking for a hammer to hammer my hammer to hammer hammers, a real hammer's hammer to hammer all hammers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 08, 2026 03:28 PM (3cUTc)

206 189 If they’d wanted realism Raquel would have been fighting a mastodon not a dinosaur.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

If they wanted realism, humans had significantly lesser standards of hygiene back then. Smell O Vision probably failed when people got a whiff of 'history' in the movies.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:28 PM (E4rtv)

207 If I had a hammer,

I'd nail her fucking lips shut

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 08, 2026 03:29 PM (Kt19C)

208 Raquel Welch was still quite good looking into her 70s. Fantastic genes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 08, 2026 03:29 PM (PVvQD)

209 But I will be glad when "Odyssey" finally opens and people can then . after a while , stop talking about whatever her name is ( black actress who may or may not be incredibly hot ) and the fake transgender woman playing some minor role ..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2026 03:24 PM (AphQx)
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Fen, the idiocy of the casting is why this is talked about.

When God gives people over to their delusions, it's kinda breathtaking in a horrifying way.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:29 PM (44QZQ)

210 208 Raquel Welch was still quite good looking into her 70s. Fantastic genes.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 08, 2026 03:29 PM (PVvQD)

Another one of those white supremacists, like Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:30 PM (XLQLg)

211 If they wanted realism, humans had significantly lesser standards of hygiene back then. Smell O Vision probably failed when people got a whiff of 'history' in the movies.

I saw Eden recently and it was ok - the plot is a group of Germans in the 1920s trying to settle on the Galapagos islands and yes one think I imagine is you didn't want to be anywhere downwind from them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:30 PM (sKqQm)

212
"INORITE?"

-- Vikings Fighting Each Other in the Nude, But it's Not Gay At All!
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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The Romans were not too fond of the Picts for dyeing themselves blue with woad and charging into battle nude with erections. And you had to be pretty weird to disgust the Romans.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:31 PM (E4rtv)

213 211 18-1, that’s a fascinating story.

Posted by: Bulg at July 08, 2026 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

214 Oh speaking of movies I see that Young Washington got a 49/100 from Rotten Tomatoes critics but an A rating from audiences polled by CinemaScore

Why it seems like the No Kings fellas at Rotten Tomatoes do not in fact like anti-monarchists for some reason

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

215 Another one of those white supremacists, like Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Eh, Racquel was hispanic but a White Hispanic for racial beancounting. Anglicized her stage name.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)

216 Smell O Vision probably failed when people got a whiff of 'history' in the movies.
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*ponders the number of fatalities from people stampeding to the exits*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 08, 2026 03:32 PM (44QZQ)

217 211 18-1, that’s a fascinating story.

The family apparently still runs a hotel on the island though it is not well rated. People note they have a lot of bugs. I'm shocked, shocked to hear it...

Also in the movie Sydney Sweeney really shines. At first I didn't recognize her so not only is she beautiful but she can actually act (well when she wants to)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

218 The newer BSG started so, so strong and then just became dreck when they decided to make it a bad Iraq parable.

Though I'm guessing the story would have sucked even without that.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

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First 2 seasons are outstanding. And if they would have ended it with the finding the irradiated Earth episode instead of continuing for another 10 episodes in the last season, would have made for the ultimate nilistic show. Oh well. Blood and Chrone movie was pretty good.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 08, 2026 03:34 PM (PVvQD)

219 Why it seems like the No Kings fellas at Rotten Tomatoes do not in fact like anti-monarchists for some reason
Posted by: 18-1
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Media Movie critics cited by Rotten Tomatoes are irrelevant nowadays except to people stupid enough to listen to them. Rotten Tomatoes would do well to dispense with those assholes but they won't because compromised.

The good ones like TJM are independent operators.

Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)

220 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Who has time to read all this?

Posted by: MC Hammer at July 08, 2026 03:35 PM (w9Wax)

221 Eh, Racquel was hispanic but a White Hispanic for racial beancounting. Anglicized her stage name.
Posted by: whig at July 08, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)

That's the beauty of modern white supremacy. You don't have to be white anymore. It's very diverse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2026 03:35 PM (XLQLg)

222 Has TJM reviewed Young Washington?

I was amused they cast a Brit for the role of Washington himself...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

223 You know you could make a series of movies about bad British generalship...Young Washington, Last of the Mohicans, Zulu Dawn, The Patriot, and on and on...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2026 03:37 PM (sKqQm)

224 The Romans were not too fond of the Picts for dyeing themselves blue with woad and charging into battle nude with erections. And you had to be pretty weird to disgust the Romans.
Posted by: whig


That wood do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 03:52 PM (b1+/7)

225 Has TJM reviewed Young Washington?

I was amused they cast a Brit for the role of Washington himself...
Posted by: 18-1


Wasn't Washington technically a Brit before he was an American?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2026 03:53 PM (b1+/7)

226 An aside, a guy that I was in the service with was Raquel's BIL.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 04:37 PM (XeU6L)

227 Wasn't Washington technically a Brit before he was an American?
Posted by: rickb223
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Which would explain the bad teeth...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2026 04:38 PM (XeU6L)

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