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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (NrjdH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (NrjdH)
Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.
Where's Ernest Angley when you need him?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (DZ9Lv)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (NrjdH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (NrjdH)
Also - from earlier post - I also love corn on the cob, Ace! Did not have any this weekend but did have steak.
Posted by: Iris at July 06, 2026 07:37 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (NrjdH)
Bastards.
No I don't have an account on X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2026 07:39 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:39 PM (afJtY)
Democrats are all shocked - shocked! - to learn the Oystergruppenführer is a prevert!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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He grabbed oysters by the cloaca?
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Accomack at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (gMXjs)
Busy day. The Big Dummy went to the vet to find out why he's having digestive problems. And we found out yesterday that Miss Dot had broken a tooth, which had to be extracted while she was under sedation. Plus shopping.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (O0L8i)
Nope. Login request when I try that.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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He grabbed oysters by the cloaca?
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM
ISWYDT. A little shuck to go with the jive.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)
I'm gonna watch the metric football
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Iris at July 06, 2026 07:42 PM (286+n)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 07:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Cool. But I wish the clip went on a bit longer. Wanted to see that cat's reaction when the guy opened up his trunk again.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:39 PM
The Schumer has hit the fan. Repeat, the Schumer has hit the fan.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:43 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:43 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)
that means "No Worries!"
Eh. Never saw that movie. I may be mistaken.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 07:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:44 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Accomack at July 06, 2026 07:45 PM (T8bqm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)
that means "No Worries!"
Eh. Never saw that movie. I may be mistaken.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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To quote a punchline to another joke-Wrong Hole! Wrong Hole!.
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:46 PM (E4rtv)
Bastards.
No I don't have an account on X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
There is a solution.
https://xcancel.com/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2026 07:46 PM (syz1S)
* tosses on bar *
Barkeep, whiskey for the Morons, and water for their horses.
No sardines for any penguins, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ian S.
Got a penile fracture raping that woman and it didn't quite set up right after that.
Posted by: Slight dogleg left at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I think Platner named his favorite oyster, Mol Lusk. Then he clammed up about it.
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (gMXjs)
Busy day. The Big Dummy went to the vet to find out why he's having digestive problems. And we found out yesterday that Miss Dot had broken a tooth, which had to be extracted while she was under sedation. Plus shopping.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (O0L8i)
heh. Thought you were talking about ace for a second. Had to parse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
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They have pills for that. Nurse called them happy pills. They work.
They say get in the machine and you say, oh, OK. Some people abuse them for seks favors but don't worry about that.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 07:49 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 07:41 PM (wVcYX)
that means "No Worries!"
Eh. Never saw that movie. I may be mistaken.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 07:44 PM (0aYVJ)
It was his sled.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2026 07:49 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 07:49 PM (wVcYX)
Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.
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Caution, don't get in a bull shit contest with Donna.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 07:50 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:51 PM (gMXjs)
Bastards.
No I don't have an account on X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
Screw Twitter. Say goodbye to the Cafe'.
Posted by: Born Free at July 06, 2026 07:51 PM (raD1m)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 06, 2026 07:52 PM (qkCkt)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 06, 2026 07:54 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM
Sounds pretty sea-zy to me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 07:55 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:56 PM (gMXjs)
Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.
Who made Donna Brazile Platner’s Fuhrer?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:56 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 07:57 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 07:57 PM (cXHM+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:56 PM (gMXjs)
Just like Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:57 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 07:59 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at July 06, 2026 07:59 PM (sCpL+)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 07:55 PM
You should see the insane amount of graffiti in Athens and other largish Greek cities.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2026 07:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 07:57 PM (ixS3i)
The idea of a Turtle Cafe at this juncture is just brain dead!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:00 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ZxPkt)
You got a little jersey for that mouse in your pocket?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 08:00 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 08:01 PM (lCppi)
heh. Thought you were talking about ace for a second. Had to parse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Could be, could be... a little misdirection. OPSEC!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:01 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Megthered at July 06, 2026 08:01 PM (rkglH)
Fuck it, he should resign anyway.
Posted by: Robert wants to see Rush, dammit! at July 06, 2026 08:02 PM (sCpL+)
That's why our ancestors got the hell away from them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Dear Leader is stronk like a bull!!!
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2026 07:59 PM (Wnv9h)
That's too bad. The only thing they have is architecture for other people to come and see. You'd think they'd take care of that.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM (qgNn3)
Turtles can be incredibly still and often play dead or go into deep dormancy (brumation). Confirm their passing by checking for a reflex response (e.g., gently pulling a back leg to see if they pull back).
Hmmmm....McConnell may just be in a state of brumation. Someone pull his leg.
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 08:04 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:05 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM
Try not to have any Flem in your throat when you utter it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 08:05 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:07 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:07 PM (wVcYX)
I'm not saying that the CCP will lose an ally in the U.S. Senate if The Turtle expires, but the CCP will lose an ally in the U.S. Senate if The Turtle expires.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:08 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:03 PM
That's why you can win an award for the most gratuitous use of it in a serious screenplay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 08:04 PM (dIske)
I'll pull YOUR leg!
Or...something.
Uh...
YEAH!
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (sCpL+)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 08:01 PM (lCppi)
Hmmm.
Rape
Reich
Retarded
Rape?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (gMXjs)
"Like if the sexual assault stories are true that's awful but I'm also roundly OK with electing awful people so long as they will take the piss out of the opposition. Literally nothing matters but beating the opposition, this is the same mindset that made the daylight bombing of civilian neighborhoods in Dresden an objectively good idea at the time."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gMXjs)
80 Goal for Belgium.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (gMXjs)
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That's amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (uO3MK)
I'm not saying that the CCP will lose an ally in the U.S. Senate if The Turtle expires, but the CCP will lose an ally in the U.S. Senate if The Turtle expires.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
I'm sure there are others the CCP can rely on.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2026 08:11 PM (zYpTz)
Hadrian the Seventh, why is he called the Big Dummy?
Posted by: Megthered
From time to time he will sign his posts as "Lammont, the Big Dummy", the name / phrase Fred Sanford often used to describe his son, Lammont (The Big Dummy).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:11 PM (ixS3i)
why is he called the Big Dummy?
Posted by: Megthered at July 06, 2026 08:01 PM (rkglH)
____________
A) His actual name comes from some gay, lame video.
B) He's 115 pounds of whipcord and muscle and two ounces of brain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 08:12 PM (O0L8i)
I'll pull YOUR leg!
Or...something.
Uh...
YEAH!
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this
Alice Cooper - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
https://t.ly/LdfYw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 08:12 PM (Cqx++)
Boom boom 'splodey is an arty theme for filmmaking, right?
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:12 PM (sCpL+)
Signs of McConnell death
- No heartbeat
- No brain activity
- No longer cashes checks from Peking
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 08:14 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 08:15 PM (Cqx++)
Boom boom 'splodey is an arty theme for filmmaking, right?
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:12 PM (sCpL+)
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I am a heartfelt defender of Michael Bay and his cinema, and I will do a study on his unique character and contributions to the medium at some point after finishing up Hammer Films (111 reviews written, 113 movies watched, 58 more to go!).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:15 PM (uO3MK)
https://tinyurl.com/3px8xw8a
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The more flags, the safer I feel.
Bless her ignorant, racist heart.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 08:15 PM (T19D0)
Not one of these soccer fags could’ve lasted five minutes with Northwestern’s 1970s defensive line.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)
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They have pills for that. Nurse called them happy pills. They work
I am actually oddly relaxed in the MRI to the point that I feel like I could nap if not for the noise. I wonder if it could be some weird side effect of the magnetic fields and if so, if it could affect other people in the exact opposite way.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (vTZFs)
Well, Platner is out. One R too far.
Posted by: LASue
Portajohns across Maine's hills, dales and swales are in for the most humiliating evening of their existence ton ight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:09 PM (gMXjs)
80 Goal for Belgium.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (gMXjs)
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That's amusing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (uO3MK)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:15 PM (uO3MK)
As the Brits say...COR BLIMEY!!!!
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (sCpL+)
"Like if the sexual assault stories are true that's awful but I'm also roundly OK with electing awful people so long as they will take the piss out of the opposition. Literally nothing matters but beating the opposition, this is the same mindset that made the daylight bombing of civilian neighborhoods in Dresden an objectively good idea at the time."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2026 08:10 PM (jGGMD)
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It's an interesting take to support total war against nazis while also endorsing a nazi for Senator.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 06, 2026 08:17 PM (GK2oE)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 08:18 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 08:12 PM
Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh, your opinion man.
Posted by: Big Dummy at July 06, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:15 PM (uO3MK)
As the Brits say...COR BLIMEY!!!!
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:16 PM (sCpL+)
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According to my spreadsheet, my average rating, after rating of the 110 so far (using the 4 star system, which Roger Ebert taught me) is just over 2.
And yet...I don't regret it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:18 PM (uO3MK)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 08:19 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)
I tried to read a book in the MRI but they kept yelling at me to keep still when I tried to turn the pages. "It's my KNEE ffs, why can't I turn a page?" So I fell asleep.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (vTZFs)
Watching horses rolling around in a pasture is so amazing.
Watching some of God's creatures just enjoying the moment is something to behold.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (T19D0)
Newport Beach, CA,
Officers were swarmed by hundreds of people who hurled bottles and other debris at them
before the crowd turned on one another and began fighting.
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I hope Lyndon's enjoying the sulfur lake.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:21 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:21 PM (ZxPkt)
I am actually oddly relaxed in the MRI to the point that I feel like I could nap if not for the noise.
I could easily nap in the dentist's chair if the hygienist wasn't often asking me to open / close my mouth or change the position of my head.
Shoot, conversing is out of the question, so I might as well sleep.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:21 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:22 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 08:23 PM (afJtY)
Like ,subscribe and hype
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:24 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:24 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:25 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:25 PM (ixS3i)
I’ll take rewatching Schembechler’s getting slaughtered repeatedly at the Rose Bowl over watching soccer.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:25 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:26 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:27 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:27 PM (n5tGW)
Orange Man called in some favors.
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:28 PM (sCpL+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:27 PM (n5tGW)
IDK. Bizarre.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:29 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:30 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:30 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:30 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 06, 2026 08:30 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:29 PM (/WQyy)
Ill take a stand: I LIKE Michael Bay.
The Rock
Armageddon
Even the first Transformers movie.
He's fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (gMXjs)
Can we agree that the 'time out' generation did not turn out as well as the 'ass whooping' generation did?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:32 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:32 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:32 PM (gMXjs)
I tried to read a book in the MRI but they kept yelling at me to keep still when I tried to turn the pages. "It's my KNEE ffs, why can't I turn a page?" So I fell asleep.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (mmrXZ)
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Imagine the nightmare of performing an MRI on some of these younger generations. Between all the piercings and the inplants, they'd have to be concerned about missing one and having just a "slight" bit of discomfort.
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 08:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:33 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 08:23 PM (afJtY)
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I definitely have no clue why I ended up the way I did.
But to say I'm thankful for Him, and to Him, is a vast understatement.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 08:33 PM (T19D0)
I don't hate those but I like The Town, Argo and Gone Baby Gone a lot more.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:33 PM (/WQyy)
Didn't that Senator Kelly Clown from Arizona play Mr. Freeze on Batman in the 1960's ???
Posted by: Mike Hunt
Mr. Freeze's Mini Me, perhaps. Senator "Gubs ah bah!" was born in 1964.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:33 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (X7dyz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (F297B)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (v2L9H)
The other guys seem to be better.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:34 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (v2L9H)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (ZxPkt)
Nicholas Cage was in "The Rock", not Ben Affectation.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:36 PM (gMXjs)
Directed Laura, go gave us more than condom-head Kelly ever did.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:36 PM (n5tGW)
"Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
1h
The Hill publishes premature article titled “DO NOT USE: A lookback at Mitch McConnell’s time in the Senate” amid rumors over McConnell’s health .."
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 08:37 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (ZxPkt)
Signs of McConnell death
- No heartbeat
- No brain activity
- No longer cashes checks from Peking
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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- Wife on the lamb
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (ixS3i)
Also Sean Connery and Ed Harris.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (hftzA)
I'm home from the road and scratching my balls.
Still proud?
Posted by: Robert doesn't know where he's going with this at July 06, 2026 08:39 PM (sCpL+)
Directed Laura, go gave us more than condom-head Kelly ever did.
Posted by: Bulg
And "Anatomy of a Murder", which is still a big deal around Marquette County, MI, where it was filmed on locations.
Of the cast, only Kathryn (Grant) Crosby remains on this side of the sod.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:40 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:40 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:41 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bulg
And "Anatomy of a Murder", which is still a big deal around Marquette County, MI, where it was filmed on locations.
Of the cast, only Kathryn (Grant) Crosby remains on this side of the sod.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:40 PM (ixS3i)
"Advise and Consent"...to remind us that nothing changed in the last 60 years.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 08:41 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:38 PM (hftzA)
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That would mean ads and commercials, and I just can't do it.
But go USA!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 08:41 PM (T19D0)
Of the cast, only Kathryn (Grant) Crosby remains on this side of the sod.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate!
My mistake -- she passed away in 2024.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:41 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Sen. Mark Kelly, Commie, AZ at July 06, 2026 08:41 PM (8/9S0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oyster Guy at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (v2L9H)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:20 PM (wVcYX)
Start counting minutes between contractions!
Posted by: And call the midwife! at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:43 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:44 PM (77rzZ)
That would mean ads and commercials, and I just can't do it.
But go USA!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
We aren’t doing great on defense. At all. Come on, USA. Get it together!
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:44 PM (hftzA)
- No heartbeat
- No brain activity
- No longer cashes checks from Peking
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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- Wife on the lamb
So you're saying she's been silent?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2026 08:45 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 08:45 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:45 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:46 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Orson
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Remove any metal objects, belt, watch, etc and place them in the tray. Clink, clank, tink, tink 'ugh, can you help me with this?', thonk, 'Uh, what about, you know, down there, I think it's permanent'
-_"Hank, get the wire cutters."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:46 PM (JS6jE)
So you're saying she's been silent?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2026 08:45 PM (Riz8t)
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Why is she on a lamb?
Oh...lam.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 08:46 PM (T19D0)
The phrase "on the lam" means to avoid capture by fleeing from law enforcement.
It originated in the late 19th century and was first used by pickpockets as a signal to escape from potential danger.
The word "lam" is believed to have Old English roots meaning "to beat" or "thrash," which evolved to signify escaping or running away.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 08:47 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:45 PM
Will probably start bragging about their stupid waffles, too.
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:47 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Oyster Guy at July 06, 2026 08:49 PM (v2L9H)
If this doesn’t fit your fancy, wait for the Ont. where it may still be talked about.
Please stop pissing in the punch bowl.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 08:49 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 08:49 PM (Cqx++)
Hey, Woody Racist Wilson: Go over to Europe and be dictator over there.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (JS6jE)
It'd be nice to have a time machine. Or just a time window. See stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:48 PM (gMXjs)
Water break stoppage time added back?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:51 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:51 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (wVcYX)
Didn't the Belgians compete with the Dutch for the 'worst colonialist' title?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
I can't say. Spain and Portugal had two or three more centuries to develop their cases for consideration.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Oops
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:54 PM (ixS3i)
Given all the crap going on in the world today, even the 250th couldn’t cheer me up.
I’ll go lurk elsewhere where I can find comfort.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:54 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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What if she was captured by Islamists and they have her roasting on a spit?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:54 PM (wVcYX)
Brilliant!
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 08:56 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 08:56 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:56 PM (n5tGW)
Don’t worry Krebbs, I have cancellation marks in my sig.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Thanks. I used to have them, but then I got too wordy in my nickname.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 08:57 PM (ixS3i)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:55 PM
I don’t have time for the women’s team. But the men are very pro US. They pray after every game as a team. There is a lot to like about them.
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 08:57 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 08:58 PM (wVcYX)
The game clock never stops for anything. To make sure a full 45 minutes is played each have a ref keeps track of the amount of time the game was stopped for drama breaks. This is added on once 45 minutes as been hit.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 08:58 PM (/eAef)
Drama breaks? That's a lot of time.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:59 PM (/WQyy)
1. I think they have a much better team than our guys.
2. Hockey is better.
3. Go USA. Good luck.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:00 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 09:00 PM (qgNn3)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 09:00 PM (ZxPkt)
just having too much fun I guess
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 08:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Mostly it’s injury time. Plus when a goal is scored there’s time wasted on the celebration so that gets added back. The pausa de hydratation:eye roll:
And other time wasting actions by the winning team like kicking the ball away after a foul or the stupid rolling around and faking injury bs.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2026 09:01 PM (BtFQV)
The Sandlot.
I regret not watching this one when my son and his wife were here last weekend. They live in SLC. Son has seen it, not sure his bride has.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 09:01 PM (0aYVJ)
And yet...I don't regret it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 08:18 PM
You won't regret rating me, either.
Now get cracking!
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 06, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 09:02 PM (qgNn3)
Graffito/graffiti is an Italian word, and there's graffiti on the walls in Pompeii and Herculaneum, so that's some pretty early migrants you've got stuck in your craw there. Thracians?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 06, 2026 09:02 PM (zdLoL)
Don’t be caught trying to determine when the game will end. Only the soccer officials are allowed to know that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:02 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 09:03 PM (qgNn3)
Hillary testifying against Kavanaugh: Women never lie
about sexual harassment
Hillary testifying against Clarance Thomas and the pubic hair on the Coke can: Women never lie
about sexual harassment
Hillary statement on Platner: These women are lying about rape and sexual harassment....
Note a Trend Here ????'
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 06, 2026 09:03 PM (38587)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 09:03 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)
2. Hockey is better.
3. Go USA. Good luck.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
You’re not wrong. We are not going to win this game. But.
US soccer is gaining momentum. And anything that gets kids out and running around and being competitive is GOOD!
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Something like the word, "lambaste" meaning to beat someone severely?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)
1. I think they have a much better team than our guys.
2. Hockey is better.
3. Go USA. Good luck.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:00 PM (n5tGW)
Hockey involves actual physical contact and players slamming into each other to fight for position, and for the puck. Gimme hockey any day.
I am not tired of seeing Jack Hughes score the Golden Goal and ripping out the hearts of Canadians and showing their hearts to them just before they MAID.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:05 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 09:06 PM (/WQyy)
My "Galahad and the Grail" just arrived. But another book I paid dearly for a couple of years ago was "Work of Human Hands."
Spend the money. Buy the good books. Leave them for your children.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (yEz+x)
Plenty of orange slices and Hi-C after the game tonight, win or lose.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)
ALSO FROM THE INTERNET:
The origins of lambaste (which can also be spelled lambast) are somewhat uncertain, but the word was most likely formed by combining the verbs lam and baste, both of which mean “to beat severely.” (This baste is unrelated to either the sewing or cooking one.) Although lambaste started out in the 1600s meaning “to assault violently,” English speakers were by the 1800s applying it in cases involving harsh attacks made with words rather than fists. This new sense clearly struck a chord; after fighting its way into the lexicon, lambaste has held fast ever since.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)
Now get cracking!
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 06, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)
Gets my vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 09:00 PM (qgNn3)
First time I saw that sig, Krebs, I thought, "surely the Bethe–Weizsäcker cycle needs some love, being all about cycling stars!?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2026 09:08 PM (BtFQV)
The USA is hanging with the Stupid Euros. The is something like 15th in the World with the Stupid Euros ranked 10th. The USA has some work to do but they can win this.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:08 PM (/eAef)
My "Galahad and the Grail" just arrived. But another book I paid dearly for a couple of years ago was "Work of Human Hands."
Spend the money. Buy the good books. Leave them for your children.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (qFwJc)
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There's a new trend of that going on right now. I may be posting about it on an upcoming Sunday Morning Book Thread (though not this Sunday...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (FZ29D)
All they would talk about is FUCKING SOCCER.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (qA8eD)
Bastards.
No I don't have an account on X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
Yup, same here. Fuck that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (/WQyy)
@EpochTimes 8m
China Reservoir Collapse Triggers Flooding
A reservoir wall collapsed on Monday after heavy rain from Typhoon Maysak, unleashing a surge of water in China’s Nanning city.
x.com/EpochTimes/status/2074297425435463762
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (diia5)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 06, 2026 09:10 PM (qFwJc)
All they would talk about is FUCKING SOCCER.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:09 PM (qA8eD)
Less dangerous than them talking about domestic or world events.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 09:10 PM (QaH55)
I love you. But. The quality of play is undeniable. Belgium is the superior team. By a lot. It’s ok.
Eurofag kickball. Not earth shattering.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:11 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 08:56
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 06, 2026 09:12 PM (QNy5W)
Nasty woman.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 09:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:13 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM (qFwJc)
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This^
And your grandchildren, who just so happen to love to read.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:13 PM (T19D0)
This is soccer. Belgium having a 1-0 lead on us is like Belgium dropping a nuke on every American city with a population greater than 50,000.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:14 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:04 PM (yEz+x)
I was on the soccer team in Jr High, and high school for a few years. I figured it was good exercise, and it was, plus the burnouts seemed to be on the team, real non jock types. Then I got my driver's license and said screw this. I still don't watch soccer games.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:14 PM (S41Gd)
A chinchilla coat is the pinnacle of luxury in the fur industry, prized for having the densest, softest, and most velvety fur of any land mammal. Because of the tiny size of the animal, it takes 100 to over 200 pelts to craft a single full-length coat, which drives prices ranging widely from $7,000 for a cropped jacket up to $45,000+ for a custom coat.
Chinchilla fur boasts between 50 to 60 hairs per follicle, yielding an incredibly plush and lightweight texture that is unmatched by mink or sable.
They & fox made into women's collars, cuffs, stoles and jackets weren't real unusual wear several decades ago. (Nor were bunny fur hand muffs and stoles for weddings and proms.)
Posted by: L -No nic, cellohone at July 06, 2026 09:14 PM (NFX2v)
competition is the only thing that makes me ignore logic and reasoning. I don't give up until the buzzer sounds. I'm the guy who dives for a loose ball in basketball with 30 seconds left and down by ten.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 09:14 PM (/WQyy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:14 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:16 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:16 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:17 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 09:17 PM (ZxPkt)
The game clock never stops for anything. To make sure a full 45 minutes is played each have a ref keeps track of the amount of time the game was stopped for drama breaks. This is added on once 45 minutes as been hit.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 08:58 PM (/eAef)
And you aren’t gonna know. That’s none of your fucking business. And if we catch you trying to figure it out, we will break every bone in your body.
Idiot fans, trying to figure out when the games will end.
Posted by: Soccer officials at July 06, 2026 09:18 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 06, 2026 09:02 PM (zdLoL)
And Scritti Politti was a shitty 80's Brit band. My point still remains. That shit spray-painted on the walls is a relatively new development in European history.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 09:18 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at
*fistbump*
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:19 PM (yEz+x)
A reservoir wall collapsed on Monday after heavy rain from Typhoon Maysak, unleashing a surge of water in China’s Nanning city.
______________
But it was finished by the deadline. That's the most important thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 09:19 PM (O0L8i)
https://youtu.be/JZkbF3v4bQk
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:16 PM (2GVsD)
Is that anime just about a cowgirl smoking?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:19 PM (zZu0s)
Same reason real football teams don’t just quick kick the ball down the field or go three and out to get to the punt.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2026 09:20 PM (DPkJe)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 09:18 PM (QaH55)
Political writing.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:20 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:21 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 09:22 PM (ZxPkt)
A reservoir wall collapsed on Monday after heavy rain from Typhoon Maysak, unleashing a surge of water in China’s Nanning city.
______________
But it was finished by the deadline. That's the most important thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2026 09:19 PM (O0L8i)
There are a lot of ticking time bombs like this from the Maoist era that are just waiting to fail. Good, competent engineering (among other things) just wasn’t a thing during that time.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:22 PM (qA8eD)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
The mafia is still highly active in Naples.
The local organization is known as the Camorra, which is one of the oldest and largest criminal syndicates in Italy.
Posted by: L -No nic, cellohone at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX)
Sheesh. This game will not end until 12 noon tomorrow. Or thereabouts. Only the soccer officials will know for sure.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (qA8eD)
got too far out
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (ZxPkt)
I only watched part of episode 1, this is a truly mad anime that I am not sure how it will keep going. But then I remember Dragon Half, Excel Saga, Paranoia Agent, and FLCL.
There is a scene, she is struggling to open a new pack while walking down the sidewalk. About eight cigarettes go flying out and most stick in a turd. She almost picks them out but decides against it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:25 PM (/eAef)
https://youtu.be/JZkbF3v4bQk
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:16 PM (2GVsD)
Or not enough?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 06, 2026 09:25 PM (W5PEE)
Posted by: L -No nic, cellohone at July 06, 2026 09:27 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:27 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:28 PM (n5tGW)
So after one of my several injuries, coach asked me to run the clock at our next home game. No one had ever gone over the rules of the game or had tasked me with learning them.
I ran the clock like a football game clock - stopping it for injuries, out of bounds, free kicks and any other non-playing time.
When the ref whistled the game over with 14 minutes still showing on the field clock, everyone turned and glared at me.
So endeth my first and last time running the game clock.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:28 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 09:29 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)
I loved smoking. Dry pavement? Sure. Dirty floor? Feel bad but brush it off.
Shit? No. Hell no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:20 PM (qA8eD)
Scritti Politici. See what the clever boys did, there? Changed the spelling and all.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 09:30 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: L -No nic, cellohone at July 06, 2026 09:27 PM (NFX2v)
I noticed the roof was littered with solar panels. This green shit is a death wish.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:30 PM (S41Gd)
https://youtu.be/YStuNiouiW4
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2026 09:07 PM
To be fair, that's Australian Rules Football not rugby.
Although ARF is almost as good a game as rugby.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 06, 2026 09:30 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:30 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:31 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 09:31 PM (afJtY)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
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Watched one from the porch Saturday, after we returned from the creek (creeks here in the Ozarks are deep enough to dive into).
I love thunderstorms, but I know enough that you don't want to be swimming in any body of water in one.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:31 PM (T19D0)
But, then, we had a long-running tackle football game every noon-hour.
That's when we killed each other.
My high school had no soccer team. Football, basketball, track, gymnastics and swim. That's about it.
Baseball was Little League and American Legion.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 09:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:23 PM (qA8eD)
Everybody that can do a little basic math knows when the game will end. 45 plus a couple for this a few for that. It’s not difficult if you have the tiniest bit of critical thinking skills.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2026 09:32 PM (LZWsI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:32 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:33 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:33 PM (T19D0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:33 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 09:33 PM (/QHx4)
Spend the money. Buy the good books. Leave them for your children."
This is wisdom. And I've noticed an increase in better made books being offered. Not the NYT bestseller crap but classics or what will become classics. The recent release of the prose "Faerie Queene" is an example: slip case, quality paper and hard covers, and outstanding illustrations. Same with the three volume collection of JRR Tolkien's poetry. The Folio Society has been doing this since the 1940s.
BTW, Rabbit Room Press, that produced "Galahad and the Grail", offers that elevated quality in some of their books.
My niece and nephew have asked to be considered to inherit some of my books. Glad they are willing to wait.
Posted by: JTB at July 06, 2026 09:33 PM (yTvNw)
Now I hear one approaching, and cross my fingers. But we are in Idaho. We good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 09:35 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 06, 2026 09:35 PM (8/9S0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:35 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:36 PM (/eAef)
https://youtu.be/jd_EHaE1AYQ
Meanwhile Netflix USA gives us DEI Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
I love how hockey & soccer have offsides, but basketball doesn't. You can toss the basketball the whole court with no offsides.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (MXaEW)
And we were ranked 17th. We made it to the top 16. Belgium is 9th.
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:28 PM (/eAef)
All I remember from my highschool days was something about not being ahead of the ball. Yeah thats about it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 06, 2026 09:35 PM (8/9S0)
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I think the guy probably is clinically brain dead and machines are keeping him alive, for whatever reason.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (T19D0)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:38 PM (T19D0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:39 PM (S41Gd)
https://youtu.be/jd_EHaE1AYQ
Meanwhile Netflix USA gives us DEI Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:36 PM (2GVsD)
Was she injecting nicotine into her veins?
Also, what was the deal with her stuck in the wall?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:39 PM (zZu0s)
Soccer is like hockey in slow-motion. But orders of magnitude more boring.
Gimme hockey any time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 09:39 PM (0aYVJ)
Perfessor, I hope you use this topic of better made books in a future thread. So many aspects to the topic, many are positive.
Posted by: JTB at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (yTvNw)
And we were ranked 17th. We made it to the top 16. Belgium is 9th.
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (Dd38x)
Piper , Belgium is ranked no 2 in the World, after Argentina.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (T19D0)
I guess he skipped right past the Capt Pike lite-brite chair.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Blo Jiden at July 06, 2026 09:35 PM (8/9S0)
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I think the guy probably is clinically brain dead and machines are keeping him alive, for whatever reason.
CLEAR AND SIMPLE .........
THE REASON IS TO KEEP THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY
What goeas around, comes around.....
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (pVVfU)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)
Hi love! Gorgeous evening here in Sea Town. I will be so happy when all the eurofag kickball fans leave. Lord. Insufferable.
But I was nice to ALL of them! You would be pleased.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (yEz+x)
FIFA have been handed a new statement by the Belgium FA following the controversial Folarin Balogun red card U-turn
The Belgian men's national football team is threatening a prolonged battle over Folarin Balogun's overturned red card, which will permit the United States striker to feature in the World Cup last-16.
The Royal Belgian Football Association issued a their latest statement on Monday afternoon, which read: "Following its previous statement, the RBFA wishes to publicly explain the events of the past few hours.
"After learning through media reports of FIFA’s decision to lift the automatic suspension of player Balogun, the RBFA sent a letter to FIFA requesting a copy of the decision, an explanation of the process that had been followed, and setting out its position regarding the applicable regulations.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 09:42 PM (MXaEW)
Belgium got pumped over this and it showed.
Posted by: Not Our Day at July 06, 2026 09:42 PM (o0gs9)
It certainly does. Right on the tippy-top of your head.
I give you the year and the location, and you spit & shit.
Well, you're safer sloppy drunk here than at the bar.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 06, 2026 09:43 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Rex B at July 06, 2026 09:43 PM (heK2z)
All I remember from my highschool days was something about not being ahead of the ball. Yeah thats about it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (S41Gd)
HAHAHA that’s part of it…..it’s not that complicated.
Can’t be closer to the goal than the second to last defender (last one is ALMOST always the GK)….OR THE BALL….when the ball is played.
Also you can’t be offside in your own half of the field.
Also there is no offside on a throw in. Or a goal kick. Or a corner kick.
Also you’re not offside if the ball was deliberately played back by a defender.
Easy right???? LOL
Posted by: NC Ref at July 06, 2026 09:43 PM (JtrQZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:44 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: runner
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well that explains out current difficulties
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 09:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Bastards.
No I don't have an account on X.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (O7YUW)
Yup, same here. Fuck that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Thought yall paid more attention than that. clicks cheek
use xcancel -- substitute it or simply type in cancel after the x then press enter.
how many times?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 09:45 PM (JS6jE)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at July 06, 2026 09:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: JTB at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (yTvNw)
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Eh...There are positive and negative aspects to any trend. I understand the benefits, but I also think there may be some long term consequences that are not so good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2026 09:46 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 09:37 PM (T19D0)
I guess he skipped right past the Capt Pike lite-brite chair.
Has he announced his reelection bid yet?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2026 09:47 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:40 PM (GD0B3
I was using FIFA ranking. But you are correct, they are a better team no matter how you rank it.
( see what I did there)
Posted by: Piper at July 06, 2026 09:47 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:47 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:48 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 06, 2026 09:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 09:49 PM (MXaEW)
Michael Luciano
Jul 6th, 2026, 6:59 pm
Posted by: the sisterhood! at July 06, 2026 09:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: rickb223
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Fuck the Bels. It's been done four or five times this year.
One guy they lifted a year's suspension. Trump ought to call them up on the telephone and say, you can do anything you want, but next time you see me you ought to run.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (JS6jE)
Marriage is wonderful.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:41 PM (GD0B3)
When I was playing we played a team from a heavy Hispanic area, so soccer was in their blood, and we were also at a disadvantage because they were speaking spanish, so we couldn't understand them on the field. We lost 1-0. Some of the dudes on the other team actually remarked that it was amazing they could only score 1 goal against us. We called our goalie "monkey fingers", because it seemed if he got one finger on the ball it wasn't going into the net. 1-0 was a miracle for us. By all rights we should have gotten slaughtered.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: L -No nic, cellohone at July 06, 2026 09:27 PM (NFX2v)
~~~~~
That's the BJs I go to. It's been suffering for years ever since Costco opened a couple of miles south of it. Sad, but I doubt it will reopen.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 06, 2026 09:51 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 06, 2026 09:51 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:48 PM (gMXjs)
But I don't want to get on the cart!
Posted by: Turtle at July 06, 2026 09:52 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (S41Gd)
that net is mighty big, and when that ball goes 60-80 mph toward you...
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:54 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:55 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Fat Lady at July 06, 2026 09:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 09:55 PM (GD0B3)
Not quite dead, not quite alive; but still voting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 09:55 PM (2GVsD)
Time is kept by counting up for Christs sake and no one knows how much time is left in a game except the time official and they don't tell anyone until the checks is cashed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2026 09:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:56 PM (/eAef)
I am not tired of seeing Jack Hughes score the Golden Goal and ripping out the hearts of Canadians and showing their hearts to them just before they MAID.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 06, 2026 09:05 PM (qA8eD)
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I love watching hockey because it's fast paced.
My father taught me tennis, swimming, basketball, shooting pool & pingpong. As the daughter of a WWII Marine he was training me for something great. He wanted me to golf for a scholarship & I could not see it as I know I'd get mad at that little ball & throw my clubs & probably the caddy.
I did not want to play basketball but was considered tall at 5'8" with a high vertical jump for rebounds. The problem was I would not wear my glasses and did not want to mess up my long hair fighting for the ball if the girl was bigger than me. Even nearsighted, tho, I had an outside shot and a free thrower. Then I warmed the bench.
Shot pool with guys in college bars, and surprised many. Learned to downhill ski to survive getting down the mountain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 09:56 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:56 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:56 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (gMXjs)
Posted by: Oyster Guy at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (gKWVE)
Marriage is wonderful.
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:50 PM (77rzZ)
*fist bump* Yup.
Going on 38 years. She's still my girl.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bulg at July 06, 2026 09:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:59 PM (/eAef)
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 10:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 06, 2026 09:59 PM (/eAef)
Good, we're done, everybody get the fuck out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 10:00 PM (S41Gd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2026 10:01 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 09:57 PM (n5tGW)
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I like Norway as well, but loved the Scots the best as they are my people.
I hope all went back to rebel for A/C and free refills. It was a fun week or so and all the fans gave me joy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 10:01 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 08:35 PM (/WQyy)
Put the ball in the net, maybe? Or am I conflating it with basketball?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 06, 2026 10:01 PM (1z8ji)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 10:02 PM (JS6jE)
The painting of the narrow Naples Street looks something like Pirates Alley or Pere Antoine's Alley, the little one-block streets flanking St. Louis Cathedral. I've known them all my life, but can never remember which is to the left of the front of the cathedral, and which is to the right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2026 10:02 PM (wzUl9)
A very high level source told me Mitch McConnell is officially brain dead and machines are keeping him alive, but he is a vegetable and “never coming back.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 06, 2026 10:03 PM (/+uur)
ONT
Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 10:04 PM (/QHx4)
Maybe there won’t be M 80s going off all freaking night tonight.
I’ve not slept in three nights.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 10:04 PM (yEz+x)
Michael Luciano
Jul 6th, 2026, 6:59 pm
Posted by: the sisterhood! at July 06, 2026 09:49 PM (gKWVE)
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Potato Nose probably wanted him for herself. Now she realizes she has to become a burglar to get him to notice her. She'd supply the axe (yes I am still laughing about that being in the NY Post).
She is so tacky.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 10:07 PM (hzuYO)
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