Graham Platner: Any Suggestion That I Strong-Arm Raped Someone After Bursting Into Her Home Uninvited Is Categorically False, But I'm Now Working Out a "Path Forward" from This Totally False Accusation

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Unfortunately, this comes a week too soon.

David
@davidslosttt
I'm sworn to secrecy and I can't prove any of this but:
- If what I heard is real, it's a problem
- I think he drops out if it's real, because he's already facing significant financial problems
- I doubt this is a smear, the GOP would want him to stay in

Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
I've heard the allegation as well and Platner would have to drop out if confirmed by a reputable news outlet
(It's worse than the NYT story from last month)

So what is the allegation? It's not sexual assault back in his days at Hotchkiss boarding school.

Rather, it's an allegation of sexual assault just five years ago:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
1h
BREAKING: Politico reports that a Maine woman who dated Graham Platner says he forced her to have sex with him almost 5 years ago despite her repeated objections.
"I remember him grabbing my pelvis and being really forceful of me," she said. "I remember the specific moment where I thought to myself, like, 'This is no longer my choice.'"
Platner has immediately posted a video denying the allegations.
Extremely serious allegations here. The woman says Platner came to her house in 2021 despite her telling him not to. She claims he let himself in, was drunk, raped her over her objections, and ejaculated inside of her despite her telling him not to because she wasn't on birth control.
More:
Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically.
"One of the reasons I didn't come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person," she said. "I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person."

I'm sure we'll be told he's "grown a lot" and "matured" since.... 2021.

It was the Quarantine. We all got a little assault-y back then, huh?

POLITICO
@politico
1h
A woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her.
"I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person," she said of the Maine Dem, who has faced a string of scandals over past offensive online comments and accusations of mistreating women.
Platner responded: "These allegations are troubling, serious, and false. Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue."

POLITICO
@politico
32m
BREAKING: Graham Platner said he is "taking the time to reflect on the best path forward" for his candidacy minutes after POLITICO reported that a woman who dated him said he forced her to have sex with him, which he denies.

Robby Soave
@robbysoave
37m
The sexual assault accusations against Graham Platner by Jenny Racicot are really quite severe. She says that he entered her home in a blackout state after she had definitively told him not to come. Then he forced himself on her. She cut off all contact afterward.
Barging into someone else's house really puts this in a different category. It doesn't leave room for mixed messages about given or withdrawn consent or something like that.
He can maintain he did no such thing, but I think a reasonable person would find that doubtful.

There was a report from Washington Reporter that said that Platner already decided to drop out:

Washington Reporter
@DC_Reporter
🚨A well-placed source told us that Graham Platner is dropping out of the Maine Senate race this week.
Note that Platner has yet to release his Q2 fundraising totals, a sign he may have underperformed expectations.

If true, that would explain the attempt to poll Maine to see the best replacement.

Platner says “We are taking time to reflect on the best path forward.” https://t.co/H6ilnQWpEO
— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) July 6, 2026

The accuser says she would not have come forward publicly now -- except that the NYT attempted to cover this up and sugar-coat his crimes, which outraged her into action. (She had spoken to them without giving permission to use her name.)

She'd told the NYT about the rape, but the NYT refused to report on it, instead spinning the charges as "he was a bad boyfriend."

So, in Platner’s accusers own words, she would probably not have come forward if the Times had played this one straight. Instead, it leaned into the implication that the claims against Platner were partisan and dismissible.

“‘My part of the story was just a read-over,’ Racicot… pic.twitter.com/n0FWFPHAob
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) July 6, 2026

The politico story confirms that the NYT writers had the details of the sexual assault but chose to omit them and instead focus their article overwhelmingly on the claims from LF so that they can just be spun as a partisan attack.

Would be interested to see the communication… https://t.co/IYByTM51Jq pic.twitter.com/Vm3bMGznsb
— AG (@AGHamilton29) July 6, 2026

It is worth noting that not only is this accuser someone with the same politics as Platner but she also has clear evidence referencing his behavior from years ago.

She has no reason to lie.

This exchange is from several years before he ran for Senate: https://t.co/QxfsmUK4Ze pic.twitter.com/WRrVwYipyc
— AG (@AGHamilton29) July 6, 2026

Cenk defending Platner even after the sexual assault allegation because Platner is critical of Israel is really a perfect encapsulation of his entire persona and ideology now. pic.twitter.com/Fgn3Z5CH3L
— AG (@AGHamilton29) July 6, 2026

In just another regular reminder that this is the dumbest campaign in history, they're attacking Racicot as "coached and coordinated" by out of state establishment operatives.

What absolute trash people. @ewarren @RoKhanna where you guys at on this? pic.twitter.com/i0voRoA4Tv
— Matt Whitlock (@MattWhitlock) July 6, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM

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1 Wut

Posted by: Whig at July 06, 2026 05:30 PM (E4rtv)

2 i'm just loving this blue-collar populism!

Posted by: average braindead Karen at July 06, 2026 05:32 PM (1wjle)

3 It seems very right-wing for a man's sexual access to a woman to end just because you have to break into her residence and she says no. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" and all that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 05:33 PM (2z+OF)

4 I don't think the Democrats care.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2026 05:33 PM (MWfyi)

5 My Leader...Platner...

Nah...he's f*cked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2026 05:34 PM (Wnv9h)

6 Graham Platner: Any Suggestion That I Strong-Arm Raped Someone After Bursting Into Her Home Uninvited Is Categorically False,

That's hot

Posted by: Some Maine landwhale sitting around in her handmaid outfit with the door unlocked at July 06, 2026 05:34 PM (sKqQm)

7 I guess the totenkopf just isn't a pussy magnet like back a century ago. Who knew

Posted by: HowardDevore at July 06, 2026 05:34 PM (H/Jxx)

8 >>> It seems very right-wing for a man's sexual access to a woman to end just because you have to break into her residence and she says no. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" and all that.

not just with women, either

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at July 06, 2026 05:34 PM (1wjle)

9 Part of the reason leftwing women thing all men are rapists and scum bags is that all the feminist men they hang around with are.

And if the "best" of men are this bad how terrible is the average man?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2026 05:35 PM (sKqQm)

10 Willowed:

Yeah, but was it actual force, or force as in "well, he just wouldn't stop pestering me about it so I went ahead and had sex with him even though I didn't really want to" force? It's difficult to give much credence to these claims when "rape" can materialize out of thin air because the woman making the allegations decided to revoke her consent post hoc.
Posted by: Leftists have ruined everything at July 06, 2026

Me too.

But I'll say this... when it was Kavanaugh, I thought "yeah, right. This nerd didn't do it."

But knowing Platner, I look at him and say "yup, sounds right." It wouldn't surprise me if he wrote "Rape Heil" on the wall in poo when he was done. He's not the subtle type.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:35 PM (BI5O2)

11 "Graham Platner: Any Suggestion That I Strong-Arm Raped Someone After Bursting Into Her Home Uninvited Is Categorically False,

That's hot
Posted by: Some Maine landwhale sitting around in her handmaid outfit with the door unlocked"

*fans self*

Posted by: Eek Jean Carroll at July 06, 2026 05:35 PM (MWfyi)

12 Chunk Hunger's head is HUGE. I assume an assassin would have to account for the gravitational effects of that noggin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 05:35 PM (2z+OF)

13 When your candidates Nazi tattoo isn't his worst attribute, you have a very large disaster

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (20Ghg)

14 4 I don't think the Democrats care.
Posted by: fd

Eventually all of the out groups competing for head of the oppression line get run over by the bus for the latest shiny out group. Straight white women are overdue for their turn under the bus by that measure by Democrats. Also see Michigan Senate race for another example.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (E4rtv)

15 "One of the reasons I didn't come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person," she said. "I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person."

The Party is always right, comrades.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (jGGMD)

16 Blue-collar as in, the bruises left on her neck when he was doing what he did?
This should have come out ages ago. The Democrats look terrible for letting this obvious creep run the race as long as he has. C'est pire qu'un crime, c'est une faute.
Who's in charge over there? Janet Mills at the very least should have done some research to shut this guy down.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (gKWVE)

17 Put some ice on it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Rapist Elected More Than Once at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (og9zY)

18 Where’s E Jean Carroll when you need her?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (CD/R5)

19 It seems very right-wing for a man's sexual access to a woman to end just because you have to break into her residence and she says no. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" and all that.

While the FNM likes to present incels are right leaning they are actually mostly socialists.

Unlike other socialists though they want to socialize sexual access.

It actually makes sense if you believe in socialism and some communes did exactly this.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (sKqQm)

20
Haha, who's gonna replace him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (mmrXZ)

21 12 Chunk Hunger's head is HUGE. I assume an assassin would have to account for the gravitational effects of that noggin.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Most of it is empty making a brain shot a mere guess.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

22 Graham, I'll vouch for you. Call me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, Character Witness For Hire at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (/k+lW)

23 Oft evil will shall evil mar.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (TfQ/F)

24 Janet Mills steps in, doesn't run on issues this time. Runs on vague references to Platner being a Republican plant. Maine elects her over Collins due to GOP's dirty tricks.

Alright...that's a wrap. Drive safely, everyone.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (dIske)

25 Consent is overrated.

-G. Platner

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (5MUB0)

26 "One of the reasons I didn't come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person," she said.
----
"I object to his policy of raping me personally, but I fully support his policies of letting in hordes of murderers and rapists to assault everyone else."

Yeah, that's a real moral dilemma there.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (FZ29D)

27 Carried over:

65 Milly Alcock has the unfortunate mannish chin of a 1980's movie bully. Setting her up to be destroyed is so on-brand for pedowood.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2026 04:47 PM (vE0+H)

I really like this song -- and they nail this, for sure:

"The strangers in this town
They raise you up just to cut you down"

The Lumineers - Angela (Live Tour Video)
https://youtu.be/YSPKrIG6Qoo

Posted by: SciVo at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (Sy6m/)

28 Graham Platner gives those with PTSD a bad rape.

What an oyster fokker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (LNXuK)

29 Graham Platner looks like a stock character who gets his wrist broken and stabbed with a pool cue during a crackhouse brawl with Jason Statham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:37 PM (BI5O2)

30 "One of the reasons I didn't come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person," she said. "I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person."

Lie back and think of the Party, bitch!

Posted by: The DNC at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (Wnv9h)

31 Why you honkies all looking at me?
Whoopi, very soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (20Ghg)

32 Drag a $100 bill through a trailer park....

Posted by: Lizard Face at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (wOO3z)

33 Chunk Hunger's head is HUGE. I assume an assassin would have to account for the gravitational effects of that noggin.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

And he sweats bacon grease.

Posted by: Turks like being oily and sweaty at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/)

34 ‘ Unfortunately, this comes a week too soon’

It’s the Dumocraps trying to take out their own trash before the deadline. The GOP would love for this violent creep to run in November. It ain’t the GOP blowing their load too early.

I have to say, this girl seems very op-y. Maybe she’s telling the truth, but … it seems very op-y.

Do I care? No. Fuck this guy and all our enemies. In fact, if Maine Nazi could rape all our defeated enemies in the ass, I would much appreciate it.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (FyPhv)

35 Graham Platner gives those with PTSD a bad rap.

Yes he does, Anna.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 05:38 PM (aStBq)

36 17 Put some ice on it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Rapist Elected More Than Once at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (og9zY)

Rub some dirt on it?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (CD/R5)

37 This is all just a distraction from releasing the Epstein files!

/s/ Liberal Boomers yelling at MS-NOW for airing too much conservative news and not holding Trump to account.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (3cUTc)

38 I see him getting swapped out and beating Collins, sadly.

Dems are always really good at this, electoral politics is their religion

Posted by: Maroon at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (kRhM/)

39 Well, she didn't complain about it back then, right? She must have enjoyed it.
(Yes, that's sarcasm.)

The named gal in the NYT story also told us they had left this out back when the NYT story was published. So, this isn't totally new. And that makes me wonder why now? Why not a month ago?

Also, is this just a way to give Platner a reasonable out for a campaign they're afraid will fail? And give them an excuse to replace him? A Lautenberg-Torricelli gambit?

Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (kU0PQ)

40 Hey, Cenk is easy to understand when you realize he's never gotten consent from any of the livestock he's been bothering over the years.

Posted by: a point of view at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (anL5R)

41 Norman Bates was a bad boyfriend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (Cqx++)

42 11 "Graham Platner: Any Suggestion That I Strong-Arm Raped Someone After Bursting Into Her Home Uninvited Is Categorically False,

That's hot
Posted by: Some Maine landwhale sitting around in her handmaid outfit with the door unlocked"

*fans self*
Posted by: Eek Jean Carroll at July 06, 2026 05:35 PM (MWfyi)

BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS A NICE GUY!!!

Posted by: Yeah, not buying it sweetheart at July 06, 2026 05:39 PM (TbWk/)

43 I have to do the requisite throat-clearing and say that nobody deserves to get raped.

Now that that's done,

You were knowingly fucking a guy with a fucking Nazi tattoo and who looks like a fucking walrus and carries around more glaring psychological disorders than the entire cast of The Real Housewives of Bumfuck, Egypt. Sorry that this happened to you but maybe make better choices in who you open your legs for to begin with.

Posted by: ballistic at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (oqH4h)

44 Or she is opportunistic.

She always had the goods on Graham and merely waited for the right bidder.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (LNXuK)

45 @34 yup, Dem house propaganda ministry Politico got the marching orders to shiv Platner , before the deadline passed and the Republicans did it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (20Ghg)

46 For the record I haven't had sexual intercourse in 20 years and my husband will vouch for it!

Posted by: Janet Mills at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (sKqQm)

47 37 This is all just a distraction from releasing the Epstein files!

/s/ Liberal Boomers yelling at MS-NOW for airing too much conservative news and not holding Trump to account.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Dementia is a cruel disease. Too bad it seems epidemic among Boomer Democrats.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

48 the attempt to poll Maine"

Kinky.

Posted by: man at July 06, 2026 05:41 PM (XuXeR)

49 There has to be worse than this out there for him to drop out. He was already assumed “careless with consent.”

If the money has dried up, if he is threatened with prosecution, if there is worse out there (nothing would be surprising with this guy), then he’s gone.

Personally, I think he should dig in his heels and stay in the race and drag the rest of the Democrat party down with him.

Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2026 05:41 PM (SHHm+)

50 vague references to Platner being a Republican plant. Maine elects her over Collins due to GOP's dirty tricks.

I don't think "it was a plant!" will work. Everyone in Maine knows who Platner is and the campaign he was running. They're not going to forget in four months, except the Masshole transplants who'd vote for anything on the D ticket.
They're welcome to try that tack though.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 05:41 PM (gKWVE)

51 "One of the reasons I didn't come forward sooner was, the huge moral conflict that I had between supporting his politics, but not supporting him as a person," she said.

------

Definitely a Democrat hit job.

She would have kept her mouth shut and voted for him if a Party operative hadn't told her to do the "right" thing, here. A little old rape won't turn a female Democrat off her Party's nominee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:41 PM (BI5O2)

52 Oligachy!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (/k+lW)

53 So wait did he rape her the normal way or like Bill Kristol abuses his cabin boys?

Posted by: Has to be asked at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (sKqQm)

54 I think this story also confirms my modification to the portmanteau being used for Platner around these parts:
Oystergropenfuhrer

Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (kU0PQ)

55 "Consensually careless." Great phrase.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (ndZc7)

56 In his defense, he drunkenly misread her name as "Rapey-cot" and thought that's what he was supposed to do with her.

/justkidding

Posted by: pookysgirl, lamely attempting a joke at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (Wt5PA)

57 It was 2021. The worst he could be charged with is "Reckless Indifference: Failure to socially distance", a Class 2 misdemeanor.

Posted by: muldoon at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (I0N4X)

58 She is still a political operative.

She could not tolerate her rapist being in office, but she had to make sure she got the story out there while he could be replaced by someone better on the Democrat ticket, and still beat the Republican.

Posted by: Gorthanc at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (xKjWc)

59 I suppose they will replace him. But will the restive young commies that voted him into the nomination refuse to vote for the replacement? or will they be good little commies and vote for the Demonrat party's choice?

Posted by: PaleRider at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (CVqNv)

60 I admit to being bummed the story not being in a Target dressing room, but I did read the latest.

She deleted her texts but did tell her therapist, did not call the police or get a rape kit, and did tell the next boyfriend. I think there were texts to the therapist after he broke into her house after she told him no, then told him no again on her couch. She did not make him leave because she feared his drunk driving (which is kind of her as I would have mounted his domination on the wall next to the bloody knife).

However, in the NY Post, the story led to a former girlfirend who said he told her if anyone broke into his house he would rape them while sharpening an ax. Which I think is an odd response vs shooting them.

He said he wanted to express his dominance (with his peepee) over them, that it would not be homo rape but dominance rape. Ok! I see now!

This gf said she was becoming a bit alarmed with him. I dare say! I did not date a lot, so I'm no expert, but I don't recall the dude I've been with for almost 50yrs and married ever saying he'd rape an intruder.

See! There is a homo edge to this, Ace! His domineering peepee! Once it's powered up he's doing to dominate, mate!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

61 Sorry that this happened to you but maybe make better choices in who you open your legs for to begin with."

Yeah. Should've greeted him with a shotgun...

Posted by: man at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (XuXeR)

62 But was it rape rape?

- Whoopdedoo Goldblatt

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (qgNn3)

63 Platzi is toast

@RubenGallego 19m
The allegations against Graham Platner are troubling and deeply serious.

I am rescinding my endorsement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5)

64 It was with a woman?! That's it. He's out.

Posted by: Big Homo at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (VnVVA)

65 I don't think "it was a plant!" will work

Within 24 hours of the D party demanding Platner step down half of reddit will be arguing they always knew Platner was a neo-nazi and a Republican plant

Posted by: Has to be asked at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (sKqQm)

66 I kinda feel bad for the decent guys out there having a hard time with the ladies, when this violent gay Nazi psychopath creep found plenty of ladies stupid or desperate enough to fuck his microdick.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (FyPhv)

67 Consensually careless?

So Graham tripped and accidentally poon'd her with his meat missile?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (LNXuK)

68 I seem to recall an MA pol assaulting a reporter when asked if he supported Platner.

Seems to me everyone in the Dem party knew Platner was a rapist...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)

69 Sharing is Caring!!
Sharing is Caring!!

*ejaculates*

Posted by: Blackout Drunk Democratic Senate Candidate Platner on Top of You at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (anL5R)

70 Old and Busted : Struggle Session

New and Hot : Struggle Snuggles

Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (5MUB0)

71 I believe the slimeball did this. But here's the deal if you wait for 5 years and don't say anything, but then say something when he is a senate candidate and it's tough because you agree with him politically, well, I want to not believe you.

Posted by: James Gunn at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (n5tGW)

72 My opinion. Platner 's fund raising is in the shitter and the Dem's don't want to spend the money on him because their fundraising is drying up too. The DNC got the message he was going to lose by 20 and are deciding to bail.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (afJtY)

73 Stupid sock off

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (n5tGW)

74 So Graham tripped and accidentally poon'd her with his meat missile?"

Banana. Slipped on it...

Posted by: man at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (XuXeR)

75 For the record I haven't had sexual intercourse in 20 years and my husband will vouch for it!

Posted by: Janet Mills at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (sKqQm)

No need, the world believes you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (S41Gd)

76 @RubenGallego 19m
The allegations against Graham Platner are troubling and deeply serious.

I am rescinding my endorsement.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5)
___________________________

Gallego can't support noobs who don't know enough to blindfold their victims before getting down to business.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 05:45 PM (dIske)

77 Put some ice on it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Rapist Elected More Than Once at July 06, 2026 05:36 PM (og9zY)

Rub some dirt on it?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Slap hot iron on it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:45 PM (ndZc7)

78 @RubenGallego 19m
The allegations against Graham Platner are troubling and deeply serious.

I am rescinding my endorsement.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (diia5)

Wonder who in the DNC twisted his arm. And with what.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 06, 2026 05:45 PM (jGGMD)

79 Platner wasn't a Rep plant. He was found by a husband and wife team of progs who locate candidates to run. A Marine, an oyster farmer and a leftist sounded great. The husband and wife will disappear soon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:45 PM (20Ghg)

80 SEXY!!!

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at July 06, 2026 05:45 PM (47/pr)

81 53 So wait did he rape her the normal way or like Bill Kristol abuses his cabin boys?
Posted by: Has to be asked

Dunno. She was talking about having her "pelvis" manhandled so she was definitely flipped over. Presumably so she couldn't claw back.

Posted by: gKWVE doesn't really want to consider the logistics at July 06, 2026 05:46 PM (gKWVE)

82
Yeah, okay I was drunk, I admit it. But rape?

Please.

Fact is I tripped, fell, and my dick slipped in by accident.

"Whoops! I'm so sorry, Jenny. I guess this just isn't my week."

Posted by: Nazi Boy Wonder at July 06, 2026 05:46 PM (fdcCZ)

83 Extremely serious allegations here. The woman says Platner came to her house in 2021 despite her telling him not to. She claims he let himself in, was drunk, raped her over her objections, and ejaculated inside of her despite her telling him not to because she wasn't on birth control.

---------------

I don't think it's only Platner who was irrational. She was dating him but was not taking birth control. How did he let himself in if she didn't open or unlock the door? Not that I would defend the fascist but his dates were not that different from him, they all held the same political opinions.

Posted by: Decaf at July 06, 2026 05:46 PM (ZNpJk)

84 However, in the NY Post, the story led to a former girlfirend who said he told her if anyone broke into his house he would rape them while sharpening an ax. Which I think is an odd response vs shooting them.

He said he wanted to express his dominance (with his peepee) over them, that it would not be homo rape but dominance rape. Ok! I see now!

This gf said she was becoming a bit alarmed with him. I dare say! I did not date a lot, so I'm no expert, but I don't recall the dude I've been with for almost 50yrs and married ever saying he'd rape an intruder.

See! There is a homo edge to this, Ace! His domineering peepee! Once it's powered up he's doing to dominate, mate!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

"I'd only be having sex with this man to show him who's boss" has got to be the gayest shit I've heard a dude say since Ol' Barky rhapsodized about making love to men daily but only in his mind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 05:46 PM (2z+OF)

85 So Reichsmarschall Platner is a useless layabout who has forced himself on women? Seems destined for great things in the Democrat party.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

86 He should defend himself on the grounds that since he was drunk, she raped him. Their rules.

Posted by: Texas99 at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (zN9eQ)

87 Platner's Assaulted Nuts!

Posted by: muldoon at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (I0N4X)

88 Can they get rid of him if he digs his heels in?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (qgNn3)

89 Gallego has his own problems. He's trying to look like a hero to obscure them.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (20Ghg)

90 Also I would never do such a thing that my colleague and not at all bestie Eric Swalwell was accused of doing all those times we were photographed on islands together and please leave me alone.

Posted by: Ruben Gallego at July 06, 2026 05:48 PM (gKWVE)

91 @RubenGallego 19m
The allegations against Graham Platner are troubling and deeply serious.

I am rescinding my endorsement.

It's because he got caught, isn't it?

Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2026 05:48 PM (VnVVA)

92 Gay raping a burglar? This guy is all kinds of fucked up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)

93 New Oystergropenfuehrer campaign ad.

https://tinyurl.com/muxtxuek

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:48 PM (ndZc7)

94 How did he let himself in if she didn't open or unlock the door?

Maybe he still had a key.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (qgNn3)

95 Hey remember when Platner said if anyone broke into his home he would rape them?

But I'm sure this woman's claims are made up because obviously someone that fantasies about raping people and brags about it wouldn't do it in real life

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (sKqQm)

96 Dear Graham,
I'll be seeing you
In every lovely summer's day
In everything that's light and gay
I'll always think of you that way
I'll find you in the morning sun
But on the ballot's due
I'll be looking at the tabs
But I'll not be seeing you

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (JS6jE)

97 I don't think the Democrats care.
--
I agree.

Biden shoved a woman against a wall and went knuckles deep insider her against her will.
Biden showered naked with his teenage daughter.
Biden swam naked in front of female Secret Service agents.

On the list of "things Democrats don't care about" their politicians raping, molesting, abusing and even killing women is a top 5 nothingburger.

Planter will only be forced out if he:
1) attacks trannies
2) supports Jews

Those are the only two disqualifiers for the Democrat-Socialists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (3cUTc)

98 Platner should have said he would rape an intruder in a gay way. The left would have gone overboard to protect him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (20Ghg)

99 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (aStBq)

100 Anyone who has fantasies using their cock to bludgeon people has serious mental issues and needs to be Paul's cellmate at Arkham.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (LNXuK)

101
It's like this guy is Evil Nazi Joe Hallenbeck from The Last Boy Scout

"I think I fucked a squirrel to death, and don't remember. Naaah I'm kidding, I remember. That squirrel was the best fuck I ever had."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2026 05:50 PM (fdcCZ)

102 Hey Y'all. Been a while.
Hope the Horde is well.

So here is the mindset of leftist commies. She didn't want to say anything because she agrees with him politically. How Fckd up do you have to be to turn a blind eye to being raped because politically you agree with the person. If someone raped me I wouldn't care who da fuq it was and if I agreed 100% politically with someone. These people have zero standards or morals, none.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:50 PM (4p0Xq)

103 Ro Khanna is calling on Platner yo end his campaign. He's toast

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:50 PM (20Ghg)

104 *waves to SMH*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 05:50 PM (afJtY)

105 95 Hey remember when Platner said if anyone broke into his home he would rape them?
---

Return to the scene of the crime. He took the truth and changed the locations.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 05:50 PM (JS6jE)

106 I've never been in that situation, but I probably would have called the police once he passed out.

They weren't married or living together, she probably has texts where she told him not to come over, he clearly raped her, and he drove drunk. Why wouldn't she call the cops at that point?

Posted by: pookysgirl, doesn't understand people sometimes at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA)

107 New Oystergropenfuehrer campaign ad.

https://tinyurl.com/muxtxuek

He might as well have said “I am not a witch!”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (qgNn3)

108 Oh, HAI SMH!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (LNXuK)

109 94 How did he let himself in if she didn't open or unlock the door?

Maybe he still had a key.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (qgNn3)

Door was reported to be unlocked.

We are not talking about a Mensa woman, here, dude.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO)

110 surely maine has some young bipoc immigrant who hates america that bernie sanders can get behind?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2026 05:52 PM (CWTWj)

111 Kaldhi prediction market gives Nazi Platner 61% cha be e of beating Trumper Collins

People in Maine really hate anything connected to Trump
Posted by: Paul at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (d9i2R)

What does what people all over the world betting have to do what Maine-ers voting preferences?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 05:52 PM (uhVAy)

112 Let's see if Graham floats.

If he does, he's a GOP plant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2026 05:52 PM (LNXuK)

113 I want him to stay in and handily lose to his (nominally) Republican opponent.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:52 PM (qgNn3)

114 There are allegation of other nefarious stuff too. But maybe they are waiting to see if " best path forward" will do it, or he needs another nudge before the 14th. I don;t trust the betting markets, but.. he is like 85% there to drop out.

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (GD0B3)

115 An Oyster farmer, a Nazi and a rapist walk into a bar...

Posted by: The Jokes Write Themselves at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (47/pr)

116 Why wouldn't she call the cops at that point?
Posted by: pookysgirl, doesn't understand people sometimes at July 06, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA)

You don't just call the cops on a Scion Of The Community.

Unless you like being a rape victim AND getting a speeding ticket twice a day for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (Ot/FD)

117
The question for Democrat women is "if you're walking alone in the forest would you rather run into Graham Platner or gay Nazi rape bear with a Scheisse fetish."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (BI5O2)

118 Right now he is in his bunker with his German Sheperd deciding his next move...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (4p0Xq)

119 He said he wanted to express his dominance (with his peepee) over them, that it would not be homo rape but dominance rape. Ok! I see now!

I can understand some BDSM talk in a relationship but, uh.
"Yeah. I'm a burglar. A sexy sexy burglar"
"Oh yeah... get over here you sexy sexy burglar"
"I'm coming to GIT ya"
"I'm gonna ram out your butt so hard... put on that strapon and turn around"
"uhhh. Graham?"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (gKWVE)

120 Looks like the cascade has started, I'd say he's out soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2026 05:54 PM (n5tGW)

121 Did the Democrats do any oppo research on this guy before putting their name on him?

Holy crap.

He's like the bad guy in a low budget action movie. He attended boarding school and prep school. He's the son of a real estate lawyer and upscale restauranter. He's got a NAZI tattoo. He a drunkard, a rapist, and a fake blue collar guy. He has a long history of being violent with women. The only difference is in the movie, he'd be a staunch Republican.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 05:54 PM (mkw2N)

122 Graham Platner or gay Nazi rape bear with a Scheisse fetish."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (BI5O2)

(They're the same picture)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 05:54 PM (Ot/FD)

123 How did he let himself in if she didn't open or unlock the door?

Maybe he still had a key.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:49 PM (qgNn3)

https://youtu.be/hi6b5LU4mmY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 05:54 PM (ExV1e)

124 Say what you will about Adolf, but nobody worried when he and Blondi were in the same room together.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 05:54 PM (gKWVE)

125 Right now he is in his bunker with his German Sheperd deciding his next move...
Posted by: Minnfidel

Steiner will come!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (ndZc7)

126
Back home after rotator cuff surgery. They gave me a nerve block that should wear off tomorrow, so zero pain right now. Smash is in attendance, and I'm doing well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (QVmho)

127 Waiting for Whooopsie to tell me if it was "rape, rape."

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (4p0Xq)

128 I seem to recall an MA pol assaulting a reporter when asked if he supported Platner.

Seems to me everyone in the Dem party knew Platner was a rapist...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2026 05:43 PM (sKqQm)

They gotta figure if the girl wasn't in a car in the Chappaquiddick river she was coming out ahead.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

129 It wasn't breaking in breaking in it was barging in.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 05:56 PM (RIvkX)

130 Didn't Bernie write a story with a rape fantasy? Must have seen something in Platner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:56 PM (20Ghg)

131 I seem to recall an MA pol assaulting a reporter when asked if he supported Platner.

------

What kind of assault? Was it a solidarity rape? Did he have an ax?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (BI5O2)

132
Biden swam naked in front of female Secret Service agents.

Biden going old school. It's well known that LBJ used to swim in the White House pool naked. The joke going around was that he was trolling for Walt Jenkins, his aide who had recently been arrested in a DC public restroom having sex with another man.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (fdcCZ)

133 75 For the record I haven't had sexual intercourse in 20 years and my husband will vouch for it!

Posted by: Janet Mills at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (sKqQm)

No need, the world believes you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 05:44 PM (S41Gd)
**************
Dat's a man, babyee. Huge hand on top of being very unfeminine features. I don't care that they have children. So do a lot of freaks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (hzuYO)

134 > How did he let himself in if she didn't open or unlock the door?

> Maybe he still had a key.

Or he knew where she hid the spare. Or he knew she didn't lock some door or window. Or she had an electronic lock with a code she never changed.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (mkw2N)

135 OK, another one bites the dust, Ro Khanna is rescinding his endorsement of Platner. Oh, what a loss for you Ro, you could have marched together!

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (GD0B3)

136 These people have zero standards or morals, none.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I'd say anyone having any relationship with this walking nightmare is saying a lot about themselves without realizing it. There's a reason that his wife looks like she's in a hostage video standing next to him.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

137 Didn't Bernie write a story with a rape fantasy? Must have seen something in Platner
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:56 PM

Fight the Owwligakey!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (4p0Xq)

138 I keep my back door unlocked. Because at my age, if I die in my bed, I don't want the fire department to bust down doors to find my body. Yes, I will shit he bed. LOL. But the house will be okay for my heirs.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 06, 2026 05:58 PM (qFwJc)

139
Li'l Tottie just wanted to drop by and say, "Hey!"

Li'l Tottie's REAL sociable in that way!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 05:58 PM (pMw7s)

140 That cvnt Khanna was all over media doubling down on Platner. Not a good look now , Ro. LOL

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3)

141 Or he knew where she hid the spare. Or he knew she didn't lock some door or window. Or she had an electronic lock with a code she never changed.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (mkw2N)

none of those are ipso facto forced entry.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 05:58 PM (uhVAy)

142 It came out now b/c he's doing badly in the polls and badly in fundraising...and dems will literally kill babies to get power, so for them, knifing their own losing candidate (or supporting their own crimincal candidate) is no big deal...

Aka, if he were winning, none of this would be out, true or not...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (tOcjL)

143 I may be wrong, but I think drunken Nazi ass rape is Maine's Coat of Arms. Wait, what, no inbreeding? Never mind.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (wBaIH)

144
Or he knew where she hid the spare. Or he knew she didn't lock some door or window. Or she had an electronic lock with a code she never changed.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (mkw2N)
********************
NY Post said door was unlocked. She is not super smart after telling him no by text.

In his mind the unlocked door meant it was ok as he was going to dominate his planter. Plant his planter as his turf.

I need to go be productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (hzuYO)

145 Please internet, I beg of you to do Maine Kampf in the bunker on the last days. DO IT!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (4p0Xq)

146 > Didn't Bernie write a story with a rape fantasy?

IIRC Bernie published some low budget newsletter and someone else wrote the rape fantasy.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (mkw2N)

147 "Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically."

See, this shit which drives me up a wall. And almost makes me agree with those who want to repeal the 19th.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (pE12i)

148 GW Bush is 80 today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (Cqx++)

149 These people have zero standards or morals, none.
Posted by: Minnfidel

That's a bingo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (ndZc7)

150 Back home after rotator cuff surgery.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (QVmho)

What kind? How long have you had symptoms?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (l4RKn)

151 That cvnt Khanna was all over media doubling down on Platner. Not a good look now , Ro. LOL
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 05:58 PM (GD0B3)

His wife wants Platner to come over and entertain her and he's hoping to watch.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

152 I got spell check turned on. Still no red underlines when I missspell things.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:00 PM (Sb3FR)

153 This story is very carefully timed to drop on the Monday after a major national holiday. Had it dropped on Friday, it would have disappeared. This is an op. Do I care? No. But this is clearly an op by the Democraps to lance a nasty boil before it’s too late.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 06, 2026 06:00 PM (FyPhv)

154
They gave me a nerve block that should wear off tomorrow, so zero pain right now. Smash is in attendance, and I'm doing well.
Posted by: BifBewalski

=============

Glad to hear it! Are you going to take out the nerve block tube-thing yourself when it's done?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:00 PM (mmrXZ)

155 "Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically."

See, this shit which drives me up a wall. And almost makes me agree with those who want to repeal the 19th.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (pE12i)

Hard for me, 3000 miles away to take it more seriously than she did at that time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

156 I'd say anyone having any relationship with this walking nightmare is saying a lot about themselves without realizing it. There's a reason that his wife looks like she's in a hostage video standing next to him.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2026 05:57 PM (oiNtH)
-----
It would be different if the dude looked like Chris Hemsworth, but he looks like Temu Wilford Brimley with a Totenkopf tattoo and still apparently was the Trim Reaper out slaying snizz.

Posted by: ballistic at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (oqH4h)

157 If he's going to drop out, I hope he does so before July 14 because I've got some PredictIt shares! As of now, the price is double what I paid.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (3ImbR)

158 I saw Drunken Nazi Ass Rape open for the Slits at CBGB's

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (20Ghg)

159 Didn't Bernie write a story with a rape fantasy? Must have seen something in Platner
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 05:56 PM

I certainly did! Tee Hee!

E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

160 I got spell check turned on. Still no red underlines when I missspell things.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:00 PM (Sb3FR)

You have it running scared...

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

161 In case you were wondering, the Progressives absolutely own the media in Maine. They were able to get just about every media outlet in the state under a non-profit organization, which means they control what is printed and broadcast across the state. The Board of Directors on that Non-profit read like a who's who on bias media and leftist politics. And, their go to media sharing is with sources like the NYT's and the Wash Post.

So, if they want Platner out...he's out. If they want him in, he's in.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

162 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

163
OK, another one bites the dust, Ro Khanna is rescinding his endorsement of Platner. Oh, what a loss for you Ro, you could have marched together!
Posted by: runner

Decided not to Ro Him the Money, he has.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (pMw7s)

164 That's a bingo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 05:59 PM (ndZc7)
----------
You just say "bingo."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (amcLV)

165 157 If he's going to drop out, I hope he does so before July 14 because I've got some PredictIt shares! As of now, the price is double what I paid.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (3ImbR)

Sell and take the profit...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (tOcjL)

166 An Oyster farmer, a Nazi and a rapist walk into a bar...

Posted by: The Jokes Write Themselves at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (47/pr)

The bartender says "what do you want platner?"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (S41Gd)

167 158 I saw Drunken Nazi Ass Rape open for the Slits at CBGB's
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (20Ghg)

Al Jourgensen sure got around late 80s / early 90s.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

168 In case you were wondering, the Progressives absolutely own the media in Maine. They were able to get just about every media outlet in the state under a non-profit organization, which means they control what is printed and broadcast across the state. The Board of Directors on that Non-profit read like a who's who on bias media and leftist politics. And, their go to media sharing is with sources like the NYT's and the Wash Post.

So, if they want Platner out...he's out. If they want him in, he's in.
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

Not if he just says "Nah"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

169 Back home after rotator cuff surgery. They gave me a nerve block that should wear off tomorrow, so zero pain right now. Smash is in attendance, and I'm doing well.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (QVmho)
=====

Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (RIvkX)

170 So, if they want Platner out...he's out. If they want him in, he's in.
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 06:01 PM (dIske)

Not if he just says "Nah"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

I think he's put the bid out to the party at a $20M payout...he'll settle for $10M.

If no one is offering cold, hard cash, he won't exit.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (tOcjL)

171 And yet, she never called the Cops?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (mP0Kj)

172 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

BELIEVE ALL NURSES

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

173 BELIEVE ALL OYSTERMEN.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (/eAef)

174 Is this that maine deviant again? Everyone I know from maine is a pervert.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (fkjGs)

175 @167 a drummer for Ministry died of an OD. He was 23-24. His mom said he was a good boy until he met Al Jourgensen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (20Ghg)

176 What part of "Guy with Nazi SS tattoo raping a woman" is a surprise here?

Wouldn't the surprise be that he didn't rape someone?

Posted by: SimoHayha at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (/ZkOF)

177

Of course!

Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
·
38m
Your reminder that Tim Walz was the first politician to fly to Maine to campaign for Graham Platner when he became the nominee.

And the same people who run Peggy Flanagan’s campaign also run Platner’s.

Can’t make this stuff up.

Posted by: beckster at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (kX27y)

178 Waiting for Whooopsie to tell me if it was "rape, rape."
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 05:55 PM (4p0Xq)

See 62.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (qgNn3)

179
What kind? How long have you had symptoms?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Laproscopic. Symptoms were low pain that never quit so i started calling it Pi at the doctor office (3.1415926536). Bearable, so I mostly ignored it until the crunchy noises began and I caught myself limiting range of motion. No falls, no accidents. Just something old from active duty back 8n the 80s probably.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (QVmho)

180 > Back home after rotator cuff surgery. They gave me a nerve block that should wear off tomorrow, so zero pain right now. Smash is in attendance, and I'm doing well.

Best wishes for a fast, full, and relatively painless recovery.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (mkw2N)

181 "had sex with her against her will...."

E.B. White' and William Strunk's rule of brevity screams out for the obvious edit...

"he raped her."

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (lCppi)

182 Herr Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (ndZc7)

183 So, if they want Platner out...he's out.

Can they force him out? Or must he withdraw?

Two years after Kamala the Annointed was handed a nomination based on exactly zero votes, I can't see how replacing him against his will would play well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)

184 So if he drops out flaming totenkopf?

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (YwEeS)

185 Fucking unreal that democratic primaries are this fucking terrible, at a time when losing may cost us our democracy entirely. Fuck

I was so strongly pro platner until today. Whatever shitlibs you’re right and I’m wrong for once.

Whoever leaked this is a Democrat. Republicans have this info too, almost gaurntee it. They're just waiting until he can't drop out to drop whatever bombshells they have

I don't see how we win this if he drops out. But if this is true, there's also no way he wins (and shouldn't). So, this was a very big blow to our chances of taking the Senate regardless.

My advice to the Platner campaign, if you decide to drop out, endorse someone as a successor, hopefully with ME Dems on board, and make a video announcement with Bernie Sanders. Don’t let a Joe Biden happen where it looked like a rug pull against his wishes, because it will depress the turnout. 💀

Why would an endorsement from a rapist be beneficial to the successor candidate?

So Susan Collins wins again. Great. And the best part is when Ken Paxton also somehow wins in Texas despite all of his character problems.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (4Aicx)

186 You’re keeping Republicans under the floor boards.
- Platner

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (qgNn3)

187
"Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically."

See, this shit which drives me up a wall. And almost makes me agree with those who want to repeal the 19th.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick

================

If Platner had punched out a lefty soy-boy, soy would be suppressing it, too. Anthony Wiener's entire congressional staff was probably abused by him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (mmrXZ)

188 Sell and take the profit...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (tOcjL)
~~~~~

I'm gonna be brave and go all the way. Besides, I can afford to lose the $2.88 investment.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (3ImbR)

189
Glad to hear it! Are you going to take out the nerve block tube-thing yourself when it's done?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It was a lidocaine injection at the nerve joint in my neck, so no tube to pull thank God.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (QVmho)

190 @179 Big, hope your recovery goes well. A rotator cup is pretty beat up by the time a person is 50

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (20Ghg)

191 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

BELIEVE ALL NURSES
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

173 BELIEVE ALL OYSTERMEN.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (/eAef)

***

BELIEVE ALL GOLFERS!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

192 Trump said p*ssy. On tape.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (/eAef)

193 171 And yet, she never called the Cops?
Posted by: Romeo13

New England. Love the place!

Posted by: Edward Kennedy at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

194 Door was reported to be unlocked.

We are not talking about a Mensa woman, here, dude.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
----

Woman in home alone living/sleeping with door unlocked is double Mensa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (JS6jE)

195 Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo raped 'oo....

Posted by: The DNC at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (/k+lW)

196 Example # 572 of why Dem women think all men are rapists.

All the men they know (Dems) are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (C0Nlv)

197 191 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

BELIEVE ALL NURSES
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

173 BELIEVE ALL OYSTERMEN.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 06, 2026 06:04 PM (/eAef)

***

BELIEVE ALL GOLFERS!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (2WIwB)

BELIEVE ALL FISHERMEN! YES, IT WAS THAT BIG!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (mP0Kj)

198 "He totally taped me, but because I'm a commie too, I was worried about hurting the cause."

Yeah, a little less sympathetic than I initially was.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (T1QMj)

199 Maine Dem party is calling for Platner to drop out. 5,4,3,...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (20Ghg)

200 I wish Platner would break into my house so I could dominate him in a GAY way!

Posted by: CTHillary at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (FPd0m)

201 Sure, but did he say "pussy"?

Posted by: Someone hide me! at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (8snZr)

202 I'm shocked a Nazi would rape anyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

203 Likely story. If he let himself in, why didn't she just run out the other front door?

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Cikyv)

204 My advice to the Platner campaign, if you decide to drop out, endorse someone as a successor, hopefully with ME Dems on board, and make a video announcement with Bernie Sanders. Don’t let a Joe Biden happen where it looked like a rug pull against his wishes, because it will depress the turnout. 💀

Why would an endorsement from a rapist be beneficial to the successor candidate?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (4Aicx)

Democrat deep political thoughts here

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

205 "So Susan Collins wins again. Great. And the best part is when Ken Paxton also somehow wins in Texas despite all of his character problems"

I am not from Texas. What are Ken Paxton's character problems?

Oh, yes; I'm glad if the Reddit Democrat poster is getting demoralized.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Bw1/o)

206 Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:05 PM (QVmho)

Thanks. Mine is barking, with limited range of motion, so it is off to an MRI for me!

Did I mention I am claustrophobic?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (l4RKn)

207 Yeah, a little less sympathetic than I initially was.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 06, 2026 06:08 PM (T1QMj)

This is a story for hooting and jeering, not sympathy.

Sympathy is an emotion reserved for humans and pets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:10 PM (Ot/FD)

208
Fucking unreal that democratic primaries are this fucking terrible, at a time when losing may cost us our democracy entirely. Fuck

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

===============

This is #3 now -- white dude stubbornly stays in a race he should never have entered to begin with. Biden, Swalwell, Platner.

I would love to see a postmortem by one of those Dem podcasting gangs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:10 PM (mmrXZ)

209 I would ask my beloved husband later, out of the blue, what he'd do if we had an intruder. Get a normal answer, as to stay on my good side he would think trick question!!! and mention protecting me and/or his left upper cut and/or weapons.

Then ask if he'd rape the guy to show dominance.

My husband would then ask what on earth have I been doing or reading while he was gone today?

It's a new one for burglar's, Charlie Brown.

I'll say unique as well as some homo dreaming. I liked the sharpening his axe part while he did it, guess he threw that in to be macho. "Burglar, wait right here! I need my axe and the coarse mill bastard file." (I looked up what to sharpen an axe with, Morons).

I'd be more like the NFL guy I heard police audio of in the UK DM, saying he's fixing to blow the guy's head off if he breaks down the door...that the police better be coming fast.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:10 PM (hzuYO)

210 At the direction of #SOUTHCOM, U.S. military forces are supporting @StateDept-led U.S. government relief operations following the devastating earthquakes that struck the nation on June 24, 2026.

https://tinyurl.com/48w39pry

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 06:11 PM (rbvCR)

211 I am not from Texas. What are Ken Paxton's character problems?

Infidelity and a bunch of accusations which were shown to be entirely bullshit at his impeachment trial.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

212 Can they force him out? Or must he withdraw?

I think Platner has shown that no one can make him withdraw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 06:11 PM (2z+OF)

213 209 I'll say unique as well as some homo dreaming.

california dreaming > homo dreaming

Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2026 06:11 PM (oY6Yp)

214 I am not from Texas. What are Ken Paxton's character problems?

Oh, yes; I'm glad if the Reddit Democrat poster is getting demoralized.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Bw1/o)
----

His personal life is a dumpster fire. Ex-wife/girlfriend/side piece drama.

He's also a ruthless backstabber who has politically shanked more than a few Republicans in the state.

I don't like the guy but John Cornyn finally showed his true colors so I'd low-crawl through broken glass to vote for Paxton.

Posted by: ballistic at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (oqH4h)

215
ope your recovery goes well. A rotator cup is pretty beat up by the time a person is 50
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yeah, that's how I'm looking at it too. My only hard feelz on the whole thing is that it's motorcycle riding season, and I'm being excluded.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (QVmho)

216 Silver lining for all democrats running in the mid-terms....whenever they get in trouble in an interview they can go to the ole' stand-by:

"Hey, at least I'm not a Nazi rapist."

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske)

217 I remember him grabbing my pelvis and being really forceful of me," she said. "I remember the specific moment where I thought to myself, like, 'This is no longer my choice.'"

***

He grabbed her by the p*ssy. Obviously, Trump's fault.

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (lCppi)

218 "So Susan Collins wins again. Great. And the best part is when Ken Paxton also somehow wins in Texas despite all of his character problems"

I am not from Texas. What are Ken Paxton's character problems?

Oh, yes; I'm glad if the Reddit Democrat poster is getting demoralized.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (Bw1/o)

Might be when he bussed illegals to New England for the lulz

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)

219 My only hard feelz on the whole thing is that it's motorcycle riding season, and I'm being excluded.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (QVmho)

Just rev match, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:12 PM (Ot/FD)

220 Sell and take the profit...

Posted by: Nova Local
---

100% is a good mark up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 06:13 PM (JS6jE)

221 You don't just call the cops on a Scion Of The Community.

Unless you like being a rape victim AND getting a speeding ticket twice a day for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 05:53 PM (Ot/FD)

Maybe things work differently up Nor'east, but it didn't sound like his family had a ton of pull. Perhaps a little, but not a ton.

Posted by: pookysgirl has never been to Maine at July 06, 2026 06:13 PM (Wt5PA)

222 The SOUTHCOM thing is aid to Venezuela.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:13 PM (qgNn3)

223 I think Platner has shown that no one can make him withdraw.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 06:11 PM (2z+OF)
------
You know, you could take that a couple of ways...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 06, 2026 06:13 PM (amcLV)

224 > california dreaming > homo dreaming

Both are equally gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (mkw2N)

225 Problem?

Posted by: zombie Sen Ted Kennedy (D) Hell at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (0Iuar)

226 >>BELIEVE ALL OYSTERMEN.

I WAS LOOKING FOR PEARLS!

Posted by: Graham Platner at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (5MUB0)

227
Thanks. Mine is barking, with limited range of motion, so it is off to an MRI for me!
Did I mention I am claustrophobic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Bummer. Have a good shot of high test scotch and enjoy a 20 minute nap. Hope your's isn't too bad and can be repaired easily.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (QVmho)

228 I wish I'd thought of including that exception in my wedding vows. "... and forsaking all others, unless it be necessary to breed a trespasser to learn him
about my property rights but good, but not in a gay way."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (2z+OF)

229 Then ask if he'd rape the guy to show dominance.

Newsletter?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (4Aicx)

230 He's also a ruthless backstabber who has politically shanked more than a few Republicans in the state.

He's shanked more than a few Bush Republicans in the state - starting with nephew Bush. I've never heard of a single one that I miss.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)

231 And Jesus saith, Let him among us who has not forced our way into a woman's home and sexually penetrated her against her will, cast the first stone.

Amirite fellow guys?

Posted by: Gay Talarico at July 06, 2026 06:15 PM (SHUxk)

232 His personal life is a dumpster fire. Ex-wife/girlfriend/side piece drama.

He's also a ruthless backstabber who has politically shanked more than a few Republicans in the state.

I don't like the guy but John Cornyn finally showed his true colors so I'd low-crawl through broken glass to vote for Paxton.
Posted by: ballistic

But, unlike the Democrat candidates, zero rapes.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2026 06:15 PM (4Aicx)

233 And yet, she never called the Cops?
Posted by: Romeo13

New England. Love the place!
Posted by: Edward Kennedy at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (gKWVE)

I don't fault her for that.

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 06:15 PM (lCppi)

234

Just rev match, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Bwahahaha! It's definitely my motivation for pushing through the PT to get the arm back.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 06, 2026 06:15 PM (QVmho)

235 Woman in home alone living/sleeping with door unlocked is double Mensa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 06:07 PM (JS6jE)
*************
Have always locked my doors.

Family lived in the boonies and locked their doors with hundreds of acres behind us. Some people we knew did not, and whatever!

I went to the university with a serial killer and already knew to lock my doors.

I live in a very big house and lock my doors. If someone gets in we have alarms and cameras. I am not going to change at this point and wait for Planter or barbarians to arrive and make it easier on them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (hzuYO)

236 Next Platner scandal:

Ok, I f**ked a lobster. There it's all out in the open. Let's get back to affordability "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (20Ghg)

237 Did I mention I am claustrophobic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Just tell yourself that the machine isn't closing in on you. Slowly constricting. Getting tighter and tighter. Cutting off all the air. Just tell yourself that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

238 Fishy timing.

Was it someone else's turn, and Platner cut in line?

GOP were gonna spring it, and the Dems are trying to head them off?

Was it doggystyle?

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2026 06:17 PM (Q+gd/)

239 236 Next Platner scandal:

Ok, I f**ked a lobster. There it's all out in the open. Let's get back to affordability "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (20Ghg)

That's why all the ladies call him a shellfish lover....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:17 PM (Ot/FD)

240 But, unlike the Democrat candidates, zero rapes.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2026 06:15 PM (4Aicx)

Zero women have accused Talarico of rape.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)

241 There should be a standard way for politicians in this unfortunate situation to rehabilitate themselves. Maybe visit a rape museum, pledge to wear pink underwear from now on, and promise to never do it again.

Posted by: PG at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (/62hY)

242 46 For the record I haven't had sexual intercourse in 20 years and my husband will vouch for it!
Posted by: Janet Mills at July 06, 2026 05:40 PM (sKqQm)

I'm literally not stopping you...

Posted by: Stanley Kuklinski's ghost at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (Sy6m/)

243 Did I mention I am claustrophobic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Just tell yourself that the machine isn't closing in on you. Slowly constricting. Getting tighter and tighter. Cutting off all the air. Just tell yourself that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

Don't think about if you forgot about your pocket full of metal fragments

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

244 It seems a shame, to play them such a trick, After we've brought them out so far, and made them trot so quick!

Posted by: The Walrus, tricking the oystermen at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (4Aicx)

245 236 Next Platner scandal:

Ok, I f**ked a lobster. There it's all out in the open. Let's get back to affordability "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (20Ghg)

Alternate riff:

"You can afford lobster? IN THIS ECONOMY!?!?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (Ot/FD)

246 I'm curious how far the left will go to brush this under the proverbial rug. Presuming they still want this shitbag.

*the hard core leftists still want this shitbag*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (jehhT)

247 212 Can they force him out? Or must he withdraw?

I think Platner has shown that no one can make him withdraw.

"Jenny Racicot begged him to not stop raping her."
Platner when on to also say the Ho and Bitch loved it....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (X7dyz)

248 Zero women have accused Talarico of rape.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Same.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (Cikyv)

249 Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically

She's a Nazi too!?!

These people need help.

Posted by: Dr Amy Fucking Bishop at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (0Iuar)

250 Gasp! Not PJ Katie!

This is 100% a smear job. This is word for word the same frame job Canadian media starlets tried to run on Jian Ghomeshi. Racicot knows how well it worked.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (LgYtf)

251 Did I mention I am claustrophobic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I thought my experience was kinda fascinating.
And boring.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (2WIwB)

252 Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically

She's a Nazi too!?!

These people need help.
Posted by: Dr Amy Fucking Bishop at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (0Iuar)

I hate Maine Nazis

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)

253 Zero women have accused Talarico of rape.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

A girl!?!?!? Gross!

Posted by: James Talarico at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (4Aicx)

254 Ok, I f**ked a lobster. There it's all out in the open. Let's get back to affordability

Ah, a fellow District 9 ~~survivor~~ watcher.
G-d that movie was bad

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (gKWVE)

255 I feel for the guy ............

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (E1Bcr)

256 Next Platner scandal:

Ok, I f**ked a lobster. There it's all out in the open. Let's get back to affordability "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (20Ghg)

To be fair, he now understands it was terribly shellfish on his part to pull such a stunt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (SHUxk)

257 Don't think about if you forgot about your pocket full of metal fragments
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

I had a CT this afternoon to prep for my radiation treatment. I asked the two nurses if I needed to remove my belt and they smiled and said, "No, we'll lower your pants while you're on the machine."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

258 Minnesota Lt. Governor Peggy Flanagan phone call to M to F tranny senate candidate.

WATCH: Peggy Flanagan introduces herself on a call with Rep. Leigh (Chris) Finke:

“I’m so grateful to be in this fight with my sister”

“Gizhiiwewidamookwe”

“My native name is Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman”

“My family is the Wolf Clan”

Not AI. Not Parody.

-
Gizhiiwewidamookwe today! Gizhiiwewidamookwe tomorrow! Gizhiiwewidamookwe forever!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

259 My advice to the Platner campaign, if you decide to drop out, endorse someone as a successor, hopefully with ME Dems on board, and make a video announcement with Bernie Sanders. Don’t let a Joe Biden happen where it looked like a rug pull against his wishes, because it will depress the turnout. 💀

Why would an endorsement from a rapist be beneficial to the successor candidate?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:06 PM (4Aicx)

Democrat deep political thoughts here
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

He is not a leader of a party to name anybody, he is a pawn. He won't be naming a "successor", the D party wing that kicked him out will.

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:21 PM (GD0B3)

260 228 I wish I'd thought of including that exception in my wedding vows. "... and forsaking all others, unless it be necessary to breed a trespasser to learn him
about my property rights but good, but not in a gay way."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 06, 2026 06:14 PM (2z+OF)
*****************************

I know I should not be laughing, yet I am.

Even as adults my brother and I would cry laughing at stuff, and I am almost there over what this ex-gf said about him...

It's my favorite part of the entire debacle. I obviously don't think rape is funny by a drunken nazi neanderthal, but him telling the ex-gf this idea is beyond all my expectations today. The "while sharpening an axe" did me in.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)

261 Right, this assault allegation is the bridge to far for Democrats.

Uh huh.

No.

Platner has something in his past Maine may be forced to prosecute.

Democrats are showing Platner the door using something they've already excused.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 06, 2026 06:21 PM (UJMvS)

262 I'm curious how far the left will go to brush this under the proverbial rug. Presuming they still want this shitbag.

Not far? The Dem Establishment has wanted him out since the start. He either drops out now, or the Dems will use all these allegations to justify not supporting him in the general, writing the seat off as an unfortunate loss, but an important win in keeping Lefty radicals from getting any more power in their intra-party struggle.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2026 06:22 PM (4Aicx)

263 * jumps up and down waving to Blake*

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:22 PM (afJtY)

264 Can they force him out? Or must he withdraw?
~~~~~

We're talking about democrats so everything's on the table.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at July 06, 2026 06:22 PM (3ImbR)

265 Ds are not getting rid of him out some conscientious , altruistic motives. He is most likely not polling well and not getting any money. So out he goes. Too much of an albatross going into 2026

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:23 PM (GD0B3)

266 246 I'm curious how far the left will go to brush this under the proverbial rug. Presuming they still want this shitbag.

I've been consulted.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at July 06, 2026 06:23 PM (0Iuar)

267 Right, this assault allegation is the bridge to far for Democrats.

Uh huh.

No.

Platner has something in his past Maine may be forced to prosecute.

Democrats are showing Platner the door using something they've already excused.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 06, 2026 06:21 PM (UJMvS)

Blue states are never forced to prosecute anything

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy)

268 If true, that would explain the attempt to poll Maine to see the best replacement.

I'm tanned. Rested. And ready!

Posted by: Kamala! at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (0sNs1)

269 Zero women have accused Talarico of rape.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)

Any men?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (qgNn3)

270 Someone should have done Platner a favor a long time ago by giving him an inflatable love doll that he could rape and then beat to a pulp afterward without any negative implications for his political career.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (SHUxk)

271 I had a CT this afternoon to prep for my radiation treatment. I asked the two nurses if I needed to remove my belt and they smiled and said, "No, we'll lower your pants while you're on the machine."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

Dang.
Nice medical insurance!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (2WIwB)

272 I am not from Texas. What are Ken Paxton's character problems?

....
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---

It's a Texas tradition, any Republican that poses a political threat to the Democrats will be sued and indicted in hopes of impeachment or at least the ruination of career.
They tried to impeach Governor Rick Perry.
They ruined Tom DeLay's career because of his assistance to Newt Gingrich's 10 point budget cut.
They live in a pool of hate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (JS6jE)

273 The check bounced.

Posted by: DNC at July 06, 2026 06:25 PM (Q+gd/)

274 Wait, Woman says a Politician raped her.

He denies it... so can she now sue him for slander for millions? ie.. the Trump Precedent?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

275 Whatever happens, i just hope this passel of mutants and perverts all damage each other in spectacular ways and this all spirals into a nasty drawn out nationwide shitfest for all of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)

276 Kamala would be a great replacement for Platner.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:25 PM (qgNn3)

277 243 Did I mention I am claustrophobic?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Just tell yourself that the machine isn't closing in on you. Slowly constricting. Getting tighter and tighter. Cutting off all the air. Just tell yourself that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

Don't think about if you forgot about your pocket full of metal fragments
Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)
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And, of course, the very rare, but still possible, phenomenon of Spontaneous Human Combustion.

Posted by: Charles Dickens fan at July 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/k+lW)

278
If he does not drop out, he will be elected.

Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4)

279 Politico that broke the story, reviewed evidence the woman presented, corroborating statements, documents, etc, and went ahead with the story.

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

280 And, of course, the very rare, but still possible, phenomenon of Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Posted by: Charles Dickens fan at July 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/k+lW)
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People spontaneously combust every day! It's just not widely reported.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (amcLV)

281 what W-o said !
times eleventy!
moar popcorn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (VyBeY)

282 Racicot said she was torn over coming forward in part because she agrees with Platner politically.

She does? Why isn't she Party Uber Alles then?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (CHHv1)

283 If he does not drop out, he will be elected.

if he does drop out, he might still be elected ... the phony ballots may already be printed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (VyBeY)

284 279 Politico that broke the story, reviewed evidence the woman presented, corroborating statements, documents, etc, and went ahead with the story.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

She has actual evidence ? Why ?

Posted by: E. Jean Carrol.. at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (FtULh)

285 Hi Ben Had! Hope things are well with you.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (UJMvS)

286 Will leftist chicks ever put the puzzle pieces together about how they hate men, they only date leftist men, leftist men treat them like shit, they actually just hate leftist men?

Posted by: banana Dream - or nah? at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (3uBP9)

287 Gizhiiwewidamookwe today! Gizhiiwewidamookwe tomorrow! Gizhiiwewidamookwe forever!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)
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Yes, she is nuts.

Posted by: beckster at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (kX27y)

288 I *hate* having to root for Collins, who voted to impeach.

Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (2Drhq)

289 But JD Vance humped a couch!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (W2Pud)

290 Fucking unreal that democratic primaries are this fucking terrible, at a time when losing may cost us our democracy entirely. Fuck

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Have you considered running candidates who are not completely f*cking nuts?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (ndZc7)

291 Why isn't she Party Uber Alles then?

Same reason Politico published it. The Party wants him out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (ExV1e)

292 Graham Platner is just an all round disgusting person.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (cWLG3)

293 >>Did I mention I am claustrophobic?

I've had a few recently. Thought I had a torn rotator cuff, turned out to be something different.

Try to keep your eyes closed and focus on something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)

294 Multiple women have definite proof that Platner is a Horn Dog and a pervert.....

Hillary Clinton, Kumala, Liz Warren, Pelosi, etc say it is a lie and he is a great guy..

One woman says Trump grabbed her ass 40 years ago and he is the pervert, jack the ripper, zodiac Killer, pol pot, Hitler, every pervert that ever lived in him, etc....

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (6K4H4)

295
sock_rat,

So true.

Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 06:30 PM (/QHx4)

296 280 And, of course, the very rare, but still possible, phenomenon of Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Posted by: Charles Dickens fan at July 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/k+lW)
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People spontaneously combust every day! It's just not widely reported.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (amcLV)

The truth is out there, Scully.

Posted by: Agent Mulder at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (2Drhq)

297 B-but Tr-Trump said...he said to grab them!!! Oh, I can't repeat it, it's just too horrific (sobsobvoteDSAsobsob)

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (nCTkv)

298 had a CT this afternoon to prep for my radiation treatment. I asked the two nurses if I needed to remove my belt and they smiled and said, "No, we'll lower your pants while you're on the machine."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

Dang.
Nice medical insurance!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2026 06:24 PM (2WIwB)

Cue the boom-chicka-wow-wow music.

Unless one of the nurses was burly dude named Clarence.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (0aYVJ)

299 Nood, quick hits.

Posted by: 88 = HH = Heil Hlatner at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

300 254 Ah, a fellow District 9 ~~survivor~~ watcher.
G-d that movie was bad

you sound like someone who could use a nice cat food

Posted by: vikkus van der merwe at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (oY6Yp)

301 If he does not drop out, he will be elected.

Posted by: four seasons at July 06, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4)

I disagree , but mainly because I'm sane and think most other people are, too. Although I've never been to Maine.

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (lCppi)

302 284 279 Politico that broke the story, reviewed evidence the woman presented, corroborating statements, documents, etc, and went ahead with the story.
Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:27 PM (GD0B3)

She has actual evidence ? Why ?
Posted by: E. Jean Carrol.. at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (FtULh)
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Totally, riiight? She's making us look bad!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (cWLG3)

303 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (VyBeY)

304 2mg Valium will cure claustrophobia.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (W2Pud)

305 288 I *hate* having to root for Collins, who voted to impeach.
Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:29 PM (2Drhq)

Here's a scary thought: what if Platner had run as a Republican.
Are we sure he wouldn't have won the primary - against Collins? Collins is half a Democrat and, like Mills, an elderly Karen. Except with more Parkinsonism.
We'd now be in a circular squad aiming our rifles.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 06:34 PM (gKWVE)

306 July Fourth chaos erupted over the weekend on the West Coast. More than 400 teens and young people were arrested during a massive teen takeover event in Newport Beach, California.

Governor Newsome said today that if Trump had not cut the Police force in Newport Beach this would have never happened.

He called for Trump's Impeachment now !!!!

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 06, 2026 06:34 PM (OLtEb)

307 184> So if he drops out flaming totenkopf?

What it means is that he doesn't have to cover his tattoo anymore with a Marks-a-lot for those shirtless press releases.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 06, 2026 06:34 PM (BvPIe)

308 The accuser says she would not have come forward publicly now -- except that the NYT attempted to cover this up and sugar-coat his crimes, which outraged her into action.

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The NYT...America's Paper Over of Record (if you are a Democrat).

I'd truly like to know just how this abysmal "newspaper" has any clout at all anymore. They are s**t. Pure s**t.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (qBdHI)

309 Absolutely hardest hit: Jonathan V. Last, who in May wrote that Platner would be a great 2028 candidate for the Dems. LOfuckingL.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (GAoSt)

310 >>> So if he drops out flaming totenkopf?

You kind of want to talk to Roehm's buddies if that is what you are looking for.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 06:36 PM (rbvCR)

311 Today Hillary Clinton told CNN that if Platner is elected that he could be a great proponent for women's rights and women abuse victims.

He has first-hand knowledge on the subject...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 06, 2026 06:36 PM (OLtEb)

312 We'd now be in a circular squad aiming our rifles.

We wouldn't be lefty podcast dweeb Kyle Kulinski, who posted a week or two ago that he'd vote for Platner even if Platner fucked his mother.

Kyle isn't posting on anything this afternoon. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (GAoSt)

313 Years ago, some public school factotum told me that Nazi had nothing to do with Germans. She knew that because she’d been to Oktoberfest in Munich and everybody was real nice to her.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (zqeQL)

314 So other than leftist men raping her, and the leftist media covering it up, she's still good with the left, 100%. When they're not rapey and lying they're super great about all the really important stupid crap she's into like making sure some distant aholes in Ethiopia are set up and ensuring equitable llama trade. Just watch your shniz.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

315 If Platner is as awful as reported, whatever qualities did he have to recommend him as a candidate in the first place?

Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (ZxPkt)

316 Totally, riiight? She's making us look bad!
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (cWLG3)

She's the one with the wonky glasses, right?

I have trouble keeping them straight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (hzuYO)

317 I'd truly like to know just how this abysmal "newspaper" has any clout at all anymore. They are s**t. Pure s**t.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (qBdHI)
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I sent Girl F. an article from Legal Insurrection about cyclospora which she dimissed because of the source. The exact same report from the NYT she sent me a day later. Now it was credible.

I tried to raise her right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

318 If Platner is as awful as reported, whatever qualities did he have to recommend him as a candidate in the first place?
Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (ZxPkt)
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Leftists think he appeals to male voters.

It's difficult to grok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

319 *sighs*

Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

320 “ She’s from the same party so the Republican operatives doesn’t work here”
Ok but democrats who worry that they are losing sure works here.

Posted by: Avi at July 06, 2026 07:28 PM (ieodf)

321 I'm confused
I thought all New England Senators were expected to be r*p*sts

Posted by: Philip Nolan at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (1kQia)

322 Ingraham was interviewing Fetterman. Fetterman has been staunchly against Platner. Called him a dirtbag tonight and has said all along more stuff would come out on him.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 06, 2026 07:40 PM (EiUt/)

323 Platner is an ape, but we knew that.

Posted by: Wofus at July 06, 2026 09:11 PM (CNa+A)

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