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Update: Mitch McConnell Has Died?

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer

Thanks to rickb223.

Trump spoke of God and against communism on July 4 which Axios thinks is just terrible.

Axios is one of those shills who would tell you Democrats are also opposed to communism. But when Trump speaks out against communism, it's just the worst thing for some reason.

I thought we agreed on this, Axios...?

Trump's God, guns and anticommunist Fourth of July


President Trump championed American military might, a Christian U.S. and his top legislative goal in a delayed Fourth of July speech from the National Mall, wrapping just minutes before the calendar switched to Sunday morning.

...

Driving the news: Throughout the speech, Trump nodded to a modern-day battle against communism, a frequent element of his midterm messaging.

"We don't want communists in our country," he said. "Never worked, and it never will work."
Trump later added, "Communism is a loser, and it always will be."

Zoom out: The president's language was also markedly religious -- in line with the tone from the White House and its allies that has steered America's 250th birthday toward prayer and divine guidance, Axios' Russell Contreras reports.

"All over the world, they try and be like us, nobody can be like us, and with God's help, we will always be this, or even better," he said.
"As our Declaration of Independence tells us, we are all made in the image of one almighty God, and a communist will never say that, that's for sure," he added.

Speaking of July 4th: they had a Mostly Peaceful holiday in California.

Fourth of July descended into mayhem across parts of Southern California as unruly crowds overwhelmed packed-out fireworks displays, looted stores, ignited fires and saw cops charge on horseback.

The worst unrest erupted in Newport Beach, where Independence Day revelers poured into Orange County, choking traffic and triggering a police response as disorder spread near the pier.

Authorities ultimately shut down businesses from the Newport Pier to Pacific Coast Highway as officers moved in to restore order.


Officers were swarmed by hundreds of people who hurled bottles and other debris at them before the crowd turned on one another and began fighting.

Mounted officers rode horses into them to clear the area so additional arrests could be made.

Video from the scene also appeared to show the aftermath of the reported looting of a Pavilions grocery store in Newport Beach, with merchandise strewn across the parking lot while groups of people lingered outside the business, laughing and joking.
Newport Beach police with riot shields and bean bag rounds disperse a crowd on July 4th.

Also a Mostly Peaceful 4th in communist NYC.

Eight people, including four children, were shot during a Fourth of July family barbecue in Brooklyn's Coney Island when a masked gunman opened fire on the group without warning, police officials said.

New York Police Department (NYPD) detectives are working to identify the suspect, who fled the scene on foot and remains at large, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said at a news conference on Sunday.

"There is no place for this kind of violence in our city. We will not tolerate it. We will fight it with every single tool at our disposal," New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said at the news conference.

Uh-huh.


Another "migrant" -- immigration status withheld -- killed people while driving a truck.

A migrant driver of a semi-truck was arrested and charged with running down and killing a Chicago man who was trying to change his tire alongside a suburban highway late in June.

The accident occurred early in the morning of June 24 when 24-year-old Sebastian Stone pulled off to the side of I-80 near Torrence Ave. to change a flat tire. While in the process of changing the tire, Stone was struck and killed by a semi-truck, which did not stop after running him down, CWBChicago reported.

Police were called to the scene by witnesses, and officers found Stone dead on the side of the road.

Witnesses described the truck that struck the stranded motorist and gave police the license plate number, the name of the company on the side of the truck, and the truck's company ID number. By 9 a.m., police had confirmed the witness statements with license plate reader data.

Officials also confirmed that the semi was being driven by Kulgeet Kang, 34, whose name is of Punjabi origin and common among Sikh communities.

Further information on Kang's immigration status has not been released.

Investigators contacted the company Kang was driving for and informed them of the incident, and company officials called the driver on his cell phone to alert him that he was being sought for killing a motorist. Company officials told police that Kang answered the phone, but then allegedly hung up on his bosses without speaking to them. He then refused to answer follow-up calls.

maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸
@maybedanielleee

This will be very interesting to follow.

> Death by hit-and-run --> semi-truck.
> Found the semi-truck, abandoned, at a truck stop near I-65/State Road 2 in Hebron, IN.
> The truck and trailer were towed for processing.
> The truck driver was not found with the truck.
> The truck driver may have been found.
> Person taken into custody.

"The driver, according to my sources, ditched the semi at a truck stop in Indiana and hours later showed back up to his company in Illinois, where he was taken into custody." -@CourtSpinelliTV


kuljeetkang.jpg

A Muslim murder priest urges Muslims to "sacrifice blood" to make Islam the official, legally-mandated religion in the US.

A Muslim murder-priest said this in Maryland, and no one is doing anything about it.


Yossi BenYakar
@YossiBenYakar

An imam in Alabama, Ragab Abdelmoneim of the Islamic Academy of Huntsville, openly told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States.
He claimed that victory over America is closer than ever.
This isn't being preached in some remote village overseas. This is being said openly on American soil.
At what point does this stop being protected "religious speech" and become a national security threat?
How is he not arrested?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 I will inform the others.

Posted by: Stanley Kuklinski's ghost at July 06, 2026 06:31 PM (Sy6m/)

2 Done.

Posted by: Stanley Kuklinski's ghost at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Sy6m/)

3 woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (VyBeY)

4 /sock off

Posted by: SciVo at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (Sy6m/)

5 🚨BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (MXaEW)

6 MRI all over, next week for results

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 06:33 PM (6qPeJ)

7 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer


May China find peace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:33 PM (SHUxk)

8 5 🚨BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (MXaEW)


Dang... here comes a dem replacement

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:34 PM (FtULh)

9 Carried over:

88 Can they get rid of him if he digs his heels in?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 05:47 PM (qgNn3)


No, or at least, the cited rule for replacing him depends on his choice. (Whether they will follow their own rules is a separate question.) If he's the full-blown clinical psychopath that he looks like -- and thus immune to social pressure -- then they're stuck with him now, no matter what comes out.

Posted by: SciVo at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (Sy6m/)

10 We use a Sikh trucking company at work. They do good work and show up....sober.

These guys who are killing people probably took rando classes and are wasted.

Like Canada, we tried to push too many people quickly into the system and probably broke some safety rules doing so.

Posted by: Harun at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (IuIym)

11 Mitch McConnell had no comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:35 PM (SHUxk)

12 Mitch did a final glitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:36 PM (afJtY)

13 RIP, Cocaine Mitch

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (nCTkv)

14 12 Mitch did a final glitch.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:36 PM (afJtY

And his wife is in China ? Interesting

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (FtULh)

15 A Muslim murder-priest

There are no priests in islam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (diia5)

16 12 Mitch did a final glitch.
Posted by: Ben Had

Can't spell glitch without lich.

Posted by: Acererak at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (gKWVE)

17 very sound sleepers, your Norwegian Blue ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (VyBeY)

18 🚨BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:32 PM (MXaEW)


Dang... here comes a dem replacement
-----------
Special election in KY. This has been posted like 10 times. The governor was stripped of his power to appoint someone back in 2024... IIRC.

Doesn't necessarily mean a (R) or (D). Just that there's an election.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (jehhT)

19 Is Communism actually a threat to the USA? I hear the same rhetoric in Canada, but outside of the internet im not seeing any Communism.

The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.

Also David Frum: “If conservatives become convinced they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon Conservativism; they will abandon Democracy...”

Trump, and 1/3 of Americans are living in another America that never existed

It existed, it was just before black people were free or women could vote. And the top tax bracket paid 90%

I remember listening to my parents at the dinner table telling me that the Vietnam War was necessary in order to stop communism from spreading. This communist bullshit has been around for a very long time.

Did anyone but the MAGA weirdos who went in person and journalists who covered this for the job watch this? Truly the cherry on top for this wet fart of a 250 celebration. It's what America deserved.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (4Aicx)

20 Kuljeet Kang?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Now to see if anyone beat to this bit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (0aYVJ)

21 Idiot actor that played "Mike" on Breaking Bad suggests we need show "decency" when dealing with communists.

https://youtu.be/KYrMwxrZ2TU

Posted by: Halfhand at July 06, 2026 06:39 PM (3Urqf)

22 Damn them all, the barbarians. Apparently including cross-eyed inbred punjabi, Kulgeet Kang. SPIT

How many more Americans are going to die from semi's driven by barbarians who can't read, see or drive?

NYC is lost. Hard for me to believe, but it is.

I could be wrong, but the imam in Alabama who said that better be careful. Southern man and all that ain't going to stick their butts in the air and pray to mecca.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:39 PM (hzuYO)

23 Phew!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (0aYVJ)

24 Special election in KY. This has been posted like 10 times. The governor was stripped of his power to appoint someone back in 2024... IIRC.

Doesn't necessarily mean a (R) or (D). Just that there's an election.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (jehhT)

I read the Gov. said he wouldn't abide by that because it wasn't legal.... I do think he's eying a run for president...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (FtULh)

25 I'm assuming that the Kentucky Gov will just hand the position to another democrat, so no difference.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (3uBP9)

26 Elie Mistal: This bigots are winning and the more they win, the uglier they get.

The atrocious grammar on X is appalling. Not just picking on Mystal here, it's endemic on the right and left on X. I'm not trying to be a grammar N@zi or a pedant, but it really annoys me that so many X posters can't take a few seconds to review before posting. I'm dyslexic and I do better than many of them. Rant over.



Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (2Drhq)

27 @RichardBSpencer
If Graham Platner drops out of the race, I will be forced to rape him.
No homo. It’s about dominance.
Jul 6, 2026 · 8:19 PM UTC

Posted by: he's still alive at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (gKWVE)

28 Kuljeet Kang? We're being invaded by the Star Wars universe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (ndZc7)

29 As a quick hit, here's a headline from Iowa (actually sounds like a terrible case)

Second person pleads guilty to giving drug-laced lasagna to pregnant woman. According to authorities, Uthoff and his wife, Amber Snow, laced a lasagna with a controlled substance and gave it to a pregnant woman with the intention of causing a miscarriage.

Snow was sentenced to 10 years in prison in May. Uthoff’s sentencing will be set for a different day.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:41 PM (4Aicx)

30 It comes as no surprise that McConnell is dead. When is the question, with his lovely wife's trip to China and meet with officials there.

I know if I was a widow it would be the first thing I'd do and take an international trip before his funeral.

That's a whole nuther enchilada of weirdness.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)

31 decency" when dealing with communists.

https://youtu.be/KYrMwxrZ2TU
Posted by: Halfhand at July 06, 2026 06:39 PM (3Urqf)

Fine, I'll make sure they don't bonk their empty idiot noggin on the way out the helicopter door.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:41 PM (Ot/FD)

32 The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.


Because real communism has never been tried, amirite?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:41 PM (SHUxk)

33 dickless reddit pinheads quoting david frum, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:41 PM (VyBeY)

34 The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.

We know exactly what it is. They have no idea what fascism actually is.

Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (2Drhq)

35 An imam in Alabama, Ragab Abdelmoneim of the Islamic Academy of Huntsville, openly told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States.

==

How the fk are these jihadis not in Gitmo?

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3)

36 An imam in Alabama, Ragab Abdelmoneim of the Islamic Academy of Huntsville, openly told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States.
He claimed that victory over America is closer than ever.


Our second amendment says not happening dickhead, but we'll will gladly help your sacrifice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (S41Gd)

37 Isn’t cocaine Mitch’s Chinese spy wife still in China sucking up to them to be able to live there after the funeral?

Posted by: Jaimo at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (sOA7y)

38 Why is Kentucky dem controlled? Aren't they nominally right leaning?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)

39 The most common chant at Khamenei funeral.is Kill Trump and Kill.Bibi.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (afJtY)

40
RIP Mitch and condolences to his family.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

41 Yes, they are all inbred savages and are insane, but they are a danger to the populace of the US.

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (GD0B3)

42 I read the Gov. said he wouldn't abide by that because it wasn't legal.... I do think he's eying a run for president...
Posted by: It's me donna

But remember, Trump is the undemocratic dictator ignoring the law!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (4Aicx)

43 And his wife is in China ? Interesting
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:37 PM (FtULh)


Is she in China, or is she in Taiwan... where she was born and some of her family still lives?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)

44 Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell ‘Brain Dead’

How can they tell?

Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (2Drhq)

45 RIP Mitch and condolences to his family.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

All I saw (from Loomer in particular) is that sources said he is "brain dead"...

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (GD0B3)

46 I know if I was a widow it would be the first thing I'd do and take an international trip before his funeral.

It's called "coming in from the cold," I believe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (SHUxk)

47 Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Now to see if anyone beat to this bit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (0aYVJ)

After all the people he murdered!!??

Posted by: Lt. Kevin Riley at July 06, 2026 06:43 PM (1Ff7Z)

48 Update:

Mitch McConnell is 'officially brain dead,' Laura Loomer claims after speaking to 'high-level' White House source: 'He's not coming back'


Crap. He's been brain dead for 30 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (MXaEW)

49 "told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States."

This is why we can't have nice things. Because we "tolerate" terrorists in our midst, and praise them for their (DEI) Diversity. And that "we" is lead by the nose, mostly by the globalists and Dems, and cartels and mafias ... that want total control over the peaceful majority.

Organized crime likes working with "corrupt commie governments", aka Government Mafia.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

50 > Special election in KY. This has been posted like 10 times. The governor was stripped of his power to appoint someone back in 2024... IIRC.

Doesn't necessarily mean a (R) or (D). Just that there's an election.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (jehhT)

I read the Gov. said he wouldn't abide by that because it wasn't legal.... I do think he's eying a run for president...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (FtULh)
---------------
No. Under the "old" system the Republicans would have submitted a list of names to the governor to choose from. That's what Beshear was arguing about.

In 2024 this was changed to a "special election." Passed by the state legislature. Beshear's got no legal argument here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (jehhT)

51 38 Why is Kentucky dem controlled? Aren't they nominally right leaning?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)

Bashear is from an old Family and feigns he's a conservative to get elected

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (FtULh)

52
Re Darializa, I effing HATE it when these psycho America-haters claim they love the country. Ilhan, Zohran, Michelle, they all do it and it's nauseating.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (mmrXZ)

53 The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.

--

Except from all of the historical records from the early 20th century on? Except from all the people who've actually lived through it to tell everyone what it's like. Other than that, yeah, we have no idea what communism is.

Jesus, these people are dense beyond belief.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (qBdHI)

54 W-o is probably a more decent person than me

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (VyBeY)

55 I was raised that if you can't say something good about someone say nothing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (afJtY)

56 I read the Gov. said he wouldn't abide by that because it wasn't legal.... I do think he's eying a run for president...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (FtULh)


Given that they passed the law over his veto, I wonder if they'd impeach him if'n he tried to appoint a Senator for 6 months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

57 In 2024 this was changed to a "special election." Passed by the state legislature. Beshear's got no legal argument here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (jehhT)


Good

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (FtULh)

58 So, too early for Platner to drop out for us, and too early for Mitch to die for the Ds. So, even even.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

59 What are the odds on Turtles wife never returning?

Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (DCsZP)

60 How soon can special election be held?

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (GD0B3)

61 If Mitch is dead.. RIP...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (FtULh)

62 Daily Beast claims someone said he was brain dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (gMXjs)

63 An imam in Alabama, Ragab Abdelmoneim of the Islamic Academy of Huntsville, openly told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States.
He claimed that victory over America is closer than ever.


Our second amendment says not happening dickhead, but we'll will gladly help your sacrifice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (MXaEW)

64 Is Mitch really most sincerely dead?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (ibDUx)

65 54 W-o is probably a more decent person than me
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (VyBeY)

Nah, i really just don't want my helicopter door frame getting all greasy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (Ot/FD)

66 Bashear is from an old Family and feigns he's a conservative to get elected
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (FtULh)


He was a good doctor on STS9.

Posted by: Guy who really likes ST:DS9 at July 06, 2026 06:46 PM (/k+lW)

67
Special election in KY. This has been posted like 10 times.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:38 PM (jehhT)

================

All RIGHT!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:46 PM (mmrXZ)

68 What are the odds on Turtles wife never returning?
Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2026 06:45 PM (DCsZP)

Never return?

She's probably looking through all her deeds to see if there's anything in Maine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD)

69 RIP Mitch and condolences to his family.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Did you spare a thought for my father?!?! A decorated war hero AND tour de force in congress!?!? And Mitch BETTER be planning on a few months on ice, as Dad's funeral and mourning period are only just beginning!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 06, 2026 06:47 PM (4Aicx)

70
Is Mitch really most sincerely dead?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

================

NPR looking around nervously to see if anyone else is saying it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:47 PM (mmrXZ)

71 The atrocious grammar on X is appalling. Not just picking on Mystal here, it's endemic on the right and left on X. I'm not trying to be a grammar N@zi or a pedant, but it really annoys me that so many X posters can't take a few seconds to review before posting. I'm dyslexic and I do better than many of them. Rant over.
Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:40 PM (2Drhq)


I think at this point, people are leaving their typos in on purpose to show they aren't AI bots.

Posted by: SciVo at July 06, 2026 06:47 PM (Sy6m/)

72 Speaking of Islamophobia, Commie Mamdani complains of Islamophobia when man armed with a BB gun invades mosque neglecting to mention the man was a Muzzie.

Fork-Tongued Mamdani: Mosque Incident Was No 'Hate Crime' — Perp Was Muslim

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)

73 okay, I can see your point, good thinking!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (VyBeY)

74 Bashear is from an old Family and feigns he's a conservative to get elected

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (FtULh)


He is slick, and I think very dangerous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (l4RKn)

75 38 Why is Kentucky dem controlled? Aren't they nominally right leaning?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (3uBP9)

A lot of Kentuckians are dirt poor, disabled, and/or veterans. Politicians who appeal to them can win no matter what party, no matter whatever other positions they might hold, no matter what race - any of it.
See also: Lindsey Graham in SC. Or Byrd in WV.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

76 30 It comes as no surprise that McConnell is dead. When is the question, with his lovely wife's trip to China and meet with officials there.

I know if I was a widow it would be the first thing I'd do and take an international trip before his funeral.


i'm'a just assume she was begging for uyghur replacement organs

Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (oY6Yp)

77 70
Is Mitch really most sincerely dead?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

================

NPR looking around nervously to see if anyone else is saying it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:47 PM (mmrXZ)


Ima gonna wait until I hear Nina Totenburg confirm it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (/k+lW)

78 Don't see any news site reporting on McConnell.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

79 i'm'a just assume she was begging for uyghur replacement organs
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (oY6Yp)

Ah! Get away!

Posted by: Cenk Uyghur at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (Ot/FD)

80
He is slick, and I think very dangerous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2026 06:48 PM (l4RKn)

Agree.. Slick, young and attractive... He's who I think will or could take the Dem Presidential nomination

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (FtULh)

81 Actually...I'm feeling much better!

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (5MUB0)

82 Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (xComp)

83 The CCP lost a good one today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (RIvkX)

84 Mitch's wife (Elaine Chao) just (March) went to Beijing, for some reason.

"Former U.S. Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao Jets to Beijing to Meet Top CCP Official Just 3 Days After Mitch McConnell’s Cardiac Arrest Hospitalization – China Ties Under Fire Again" gateway pundit

Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (vbXSk)

85 Bashear is from an old Family and feigns he's a conservative to get elected
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:44 PM (FtULh)
__________________________

Yup, and I suspect that he will use that same schtick to win the Democrat primary for the presidency in 2028. The Dem power brokers need to move away from the Progressive Socialists, and he's their ticket.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (dIske)

86 RIP Mitch and condolences to his family.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (mmrXZ)

What's sad is he never got to enjoy just being retired, time with family, grandkids, etc. It's damn near impossible to pry the levers of power out of these people's liver-spotted hands.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (k9OZB)

87 82 Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (xComp)

Hopefully in prison

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh)

88 55 I was raised that if you can't say something good about someone say nothing.
Posted by: Ben Had















Click

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

89 But, I don't want to go on The Cart.

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (5MUB0)

90 I will admit for awhile, I think during President Trump's first term, I recall a kindness from Trump when McConnell stumbled on air in the Rose Garden. Trump held his arm to steady him and help him down a step or two and walked with him.

I would feel sorry for him due to his polio. For years.

In recent times I have been irritated with him and it seemed like elderly abuse in the last year to keep him in the Senate when he'd freeze on camera and need two men to help him walk.

I am a mean and sarcastic person but I can't be mean about him right now. Maybe to his wife. It seems fairly obvious chy na had some control over them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (hzuYO)

91 Is Mitch really most sincerely dead?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Ding dong the Mitch is dead
Which old Mitch? The wicked Mitch.
Ding dong the wicked Mitch is dead

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)

92 Now at Breitbart.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (gMXjs)

93 Generalissimo Mitch McConnell is still dead.

Posted by: I'm Chevy Chase at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

94 I do look forward to the X number of days of mourning here in KY while McConnell's shriveled corpse is paraded through the state.

I figure many vegetables will be tossed.

And... there's a distinct possibility that there will be an investigation into his, and his wife's connections to the CCP.

Trump's had enough of their shit. Bet on it. Torching the Olde Guard continues apace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (jehhT)

95 Like I always say, it’s only gonna get worse.
Sad but true. Cue James Hetfield.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (gN+5I)

96 >>> The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.

>> We know exactly what it is. They have no idea what fascism actually is.
Posted by: Delurker at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (2Drhq)


What's funny is that "democratic socialism" is fascist, except when it's communist. And its street activists call themselves "Antifa" and pretend it isn't a euphemism for Commie, except when they admit it.

Posted by: SciVo at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (Sy6m/)

97 Pandemonium > Abdulmonium

Posted by: Dark Lix. at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (VFUqC)

98 92 Now at Breitbart.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (gMXjs)


Probably true but I usually don't trust Looney Loomer

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (FtULh)

99 I may be Dead.

...but, Merrick Garland will never be a Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at July 06, 2026 06:53 PM (5MUB0)

100 Hopefully in prison
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:50 PM (FtULh)

What a great idea! He could heal and practice dominance at the same time (but without the axe, sadly).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

101 Howdy hordelings! Hope everyone had a nice independence day celebration. Everbody still have all your fingers and toes?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2026 06:53 PM (OsdBI)

102 A good question is will Thune seat a Democrat appointment from Kentucky appointed by the Democrat governor, or will it go to the courts?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (qgNn3)

103 >> The people telling you about communism are deflecting from fact they are facist. And have no idea what communism actually is.


This coming from the people who will argue that Blowjobs aren't actually Sex.

And, that the definition of 'Is' can be nebulous.

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (5MUB0)

104 I hope The Turtle is dead.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Freedom's Alive at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (og9zY)

105 McConnell drags up, turns in his brass, and collects his due.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (hg6hp)

106 If Mitch has passed I will again thank him for keeping Garland off the SC. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (20Ghg)

107 Same flimsy rumors. Nothing official.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (gMXjs)

108 >>> Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (xComp)


Sometimes you have to pace yourself with all the rapin' or you get worn out.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (3uBP9)

109 My husband just said McConnell is brain dead.
Well, duh...

Posted by: Megthered at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (rkglH)

110 I think at this point, people are leaving their typos in on purpose to show they aren't AI bots.

You can take my Oxford comma and em-dashes from my cold, dead keyboard.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2026 06:55 PM (vTZFs)

111 So Kentucky is going to be without a senator until January next year. beshears will appoint a democrat and it will go to court.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2026 06:55 PM (0N4FZ)

112 Probably true but I usually don't trust Looney Loomer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2026 06:52 PM (FtULh)

Like I said, I checked Fox News, CNN, a couple of local stations, but no McConnell story at all.

Until I see it on Gateway Pundit, I shannot believe it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 06, 2026 06:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

113 >BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer
----

Okay

Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 06:55 PM (ZxPkt)

114
Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.

==============

"Time to heal" means there's something on the schedule -- like an upcoming game or competition, or a return to work or social life after you've lost someone. wtaf is Brazile talking about?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 06:56 PM (mmrXZ)

115 I died with my boots on, that's the important thing.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 06, 2026 06:56 PM (wVcYX)

116 Last of the die hards.

Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@FmrRepMTG)
If you are raped or sexually assaulted, report it immediately.
Don’t wait for years later until the man runs for office to go to news outlets to tell your story.
And if you had consensual sex with him years ago, don’t turn it into rape for politics with conflicting stories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 06, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)

117 113 >BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer

Maybe he's only mostly dead
----

Posted by: Miracle Max at July 06, 2026 06:56 PM (FtULh)

118 Does Brazile think Platner hurt his dick raping the woman , therefore he needs time heal?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 06:57 PM (20Ghg)

119 Kuljeet Kang looks "out there" and probably shouldn't have been driving anything. The poor family of the man killed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2026 06:57 PM (D+BhG)

120 According to Fox the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee just said they will not spend money in Maine if Platner is the candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)

121 I think at this point, people are leaving their typos in on purpose to show they aren't AI bots.

You can take my Oxford comma and em-dashes from my cold, dead keyboard.
Posted by: Oddbob


Come, and get, me, AI!
Posted by: William Shatner

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2026 06:57 PM (MXaEW)

122 An imam in Alabama, Ragab Abdelmoneim of the Islamic Academy of Huntsville, openly told his audience that Muslims must be ready to sacrifice their lives through jihad in order to establish "the religion of Allah" in the United States.

So this caught my attention. For several reasons.

Firstly - Alabama. No - folks in Alabama - you don't automatically burn out people like this. Because if you did ? Your own police, in Alabama, would be your biggest enemy.

Texas - don't say a word. It works the same where you are.

Now - what would an organization look like that heard these words, from Muslims in a Muslim place of worship ?

Well ... I'd say they'd probably wear white sheets and burn the entire thing down to the damn ground.

Lets just understand - firstly - what we're talking about.

Posted by: How Humanity Works at July 06, 2026 06:58 PM (WaVEt)

123 National Socialism = Nazism,
International Socialism = Communism,
otherwise no difference.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 06:58 PM (qgNn3)

124 There are six brain dead supreme court justices.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:58 PM (gMXjs)

125 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 06:51 PM (hzuYO)

That was a kind post, Christy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2026 06:59 PM (D+BhG)

126 120 According to Fox the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee just said they will not spend money in Maine if Platner is the candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw


They tried that already with Angus King. King won as an independent anyway.
And then King ended up voting for the Democrat agenda the whole time like a good doggy.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

127 > A good question is will Thune seat a Democrat appointment from Kentucky

This is one of those "If a tree falls in the forest..."

The Senate will conduct no meaningful business from now until the new Senate is seated, and possibly beyond even then.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 06, 2026 06:59 PM (nCgQz)

128 If the Turtle is brain dead, how has his condition changed?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:00 PM (qgNn3)

129 Good thing I saved the Hoax Race thread...

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 07:00 PM (GD0B3)

130 In my own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock. That Tyrion Lannister had the right idea.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 06, 2026 07:00 PM (wVcYX)

131 113 >BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has passed away, according to a source close to the White House. - per Laura Loomer

Maybe he's only mostly dead

He's feeling much better!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at July 06, 2026 07:01 PM (JH34D)

132 108 >>> Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 06:49 PM (xComp)


Sometimes you have to pace yourself with all the rapin' or you get worn out.
Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at July 06, 2026 06:54 PM (3uBP9)
************

I had forgotten about ole Donna. Or as Hillary referred to her after the Matt Lauer debate thing, "A brain dead water buffalo." Which I feel is an insult to water buffaloes and tribes.

I need to keep a list of these women I forget about. Good times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 07:02 PM (hzuYO)

133 There are six brain dead supreme court justices.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 06:58 PM (gMXjs)


There were I don't know how many brain-dead people that made the system in the first place. Yes, the "Founders".

If I'm getting my ass eat by a rabid dawg 24/7. And I have to fight rabid dawgs every damn day. And rabid dawgs follow me up and down the sidewalk and into the store and out to my car ?

I don't care what nine judges in robes think or write about rabid dawgs. I just don't.

Posted by: How Humanity Works at July 06, 2026 07:02 PM (WaVEt)

134 The most common chant at Khamenei funeral.is Kill Trump and Kill.Bibi.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 06:42 PM (afJtY)

The problem with fighting half a war is that you leave the other side hungry for revenge, rather than begging for mercy.

Posted by: Methos at July 06, 2026 07:03 PM (vSvIl)

135 Thune will seat any Democrat because Thune is a Democrat.
Defnj#$, etc

Posted by: Accomack at July 06, 2026 07:03 PM (/Chlc)

136 Take him to Miracle Max!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:03 PM (qgNn3)

137 A good question is will Thune seat a Democrat appointment from Kentucky

This is one of those "If a tree falls in the forest..."

The Senate will conduct no meaningful business from now until the new Senate is seated, and possibly beyond even then.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 06, 2026 06:59 PM (nCgQz)


The People deserve to be represented by the people they've chosen, particularly when the person chosen is a guaranteed vote against Trump's agenda and was installed under questionable circumstances. -- The Thunester

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ExV1e)

138 >>They tried that already with Angus King. King won as an independent anyway.
And then King ended up voting for the Democrat agenda the whole time like a good doggy.

This is a different situation. King might not have excited Democrats but Platner is a rapist on top of being a Nazi.

He'll be out soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

139 "Time to heal" means there's something on the schedule -- like an upcoming game or competition, or a return to work or social life after you've lost someone. wtaf is Brazile talking about?


Could be friction burns?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2026 07:04 PM (SHUxk)

140 They tried that already with Angus King. King won as an independent anyway.
And then King ended up voting for the Democrat agenda the whole time like a good doggy.
Posted by: gKWVE

That sounds familiar.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at July 06, 2026 07:05 PM (4Aicx)

141 The Sikhophobia and Islamophobia are strong.

Don't be a H8r!

Posted by: SPLC at July 06, 2026 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

142 The attenders of Khamenei's funeral also paraded around posters of people they'd like to see assassinated.
Raylan Givens @JewishWarrior13
🚨 WATCH: Khamenei's funeral in Tehran: Photos of @LauraLoomer, Donald Trump, @benshapiro, Miriam Adelson, @LindseyGrahamSC, @mdubowitz . and others, with red targets on their faces. The signs read: "In the end, your heads will be splashed."


Several of the signs are in English. "Sooner or later your heads will roll"

Posted by: gKWVE is Loomer's kind o' crazy at July 06, 2026 07:05 PM (gKWVE)

143 According to Fox the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee just said they will not spend money in Maine if Platner is the candidate.

We sure as Hell will !!!

Posted by: Subaru - and Neon Hair Dye - and Softball Bats - and Clothes for Big Girls at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM (WaVEt)

144 Kentucky has a law. Senators not appointable. Special election.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM (gMXjs)

145
Isn’t cocaine Mitch’s Chinese spy wife still in China sucking up to them to be able to live there after the funeral?
Posted by: Jaimo


They may put her in charge of the anchor baby division.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM (Cqx++)

146 I am frequently reminded of John 15 in regard to Pres. Trump:

If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you.

Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM (lCppi)

147 130 In my own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock. That Tyrion Lannister had the right idea.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 06, 2026 07:00 PM (wVcYX)

I suspect Mitch missed on all counts. His widow will be enjoying the fruits of his labors, however. So might the pool boy.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 07:07 PM (QaH55)

148 If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 06, 2026 07:07 PM (T/pd4)

149 Laura Ingraham has no mention of Mitch.
Schumer pulls his endorsement of Platner

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:07 PM (Cqx++)

150 148 Status quo?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:08 PM (gMXjs)

151
If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA


Ever see Bizarro World in Superman comics?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:08 PM (Cqx++)

152 143 According to Fox the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee just said they will not spend money in Maine if Platner is the candidate.

We sure as Hell will !!!

Posted by: Subaru - and Neon Hair Dye - and Softball Bats - and Clothes for Big Girls at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM (WaVEt)

=======

"No, you won't."
-ActBlue, redirecting donations to TX because Blexas, baby

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:09 PM (uO3MK)

153 Pull The Plug! Pull The Plug! Pull The Plug!

Posted by: Mitch's Heirs To His Stolen Fortune at July 06, 2026 07:09 PM (og9zY)

154 148 If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?

so... business as usual?

Posted by: the hapsburgs at July 06, 2026 07:10 PM (oY6Yp)

155 McConnell, Inc. is now a shell company?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:10 PM (0sNs1)

156 Kentucky has a law. Senators not appointable. Special election.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:06 PM


And the democrat governor has already claimed that new law is unconstitutional and he will decide if he will abide by the law when the time comes.


Well, that time has come.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2026 07:10 PM (0N4FZ)

157 Angus King. No pickles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:10 PM (Cqx++)

158 UPS had very thoughtfully collected my Amazon items in Aberdeen, Md so that shipping them to Burlington, NJ would be a breeze.

Posted by: Accomack at July 06, 2026 07:11 PM (T8bqm)

159 This plattner mess is is just like every time the dems try to prop up a new male face.... "Lets say he's just like Kennedy!" "No not like that!"

Posted by: JoshO at July 06, 2026 07:11 PM (xL2KH)

160 As always - just read up on Mitch McConnell.

And think to yourself - how did he pull a still nice looking, still incredibly rich, Taiwan girl like Elaine Chao. Back in the day.

The fucking guy has been a subtle polio victim for ... well ... forever. And he didn't come from "rich" roots. Just connected roots. Before Kentucky got much industrialization. Before the cost of playing went way up.

This is not hard to figure out. Ronny Milsap could connect these dots.

Posted by: How Humanity Works at July 06, 2026 07:11 PM (WaVEt)

161 149 Laura Ingraham has no mention of Mitch.
Schumer pulls his endorsement of Platner
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Laura Loomer on X, not Laura Ingraham on Fox.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

162 Doesn't the Judiciary decide that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:12 PM (gMXjs)

163 136 Take him to Miracle Max!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

But...I don't want him to come back. I'd rather gamble on a short-notice election.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2026 07:12 PM (4Aicx)

164 If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 06, 2026 07:07 PM (T/pd4)

See our home rule.

Posted by: Washington DC at July 06, 2026 07:12 PM (og9zY)

165 And the democrat governor has already claimed that new law is unconstitutional and he will decide if he will abide by the law when the time comes.


Well, that time has come.
Posted by: Mister Scott
========
From Loomer's report, it was that Mitch was brain dead on a heart and lung machine-not yet dead dead unless a new post came up in the last hour.

And ultimately, the Senate itself is the judge of all cases and controversies of allowing a senator to be sworn in.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

166 Willownote, now that Platner has admitted to sex with a lobster, it's clear he was just looking for some tail and now must try to claw back his credibility.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 06, 2026 07:13 PM (zdLoL)

167 Any chance the widow McConnell is in Chy-nuh because something's now going to come out that she could be prosecuted for?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2026 07:14 PM (xComp)

168 With Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) retracting his endorsement, Mr. Platner is done, even more so than a Schumer special hamburger.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

169 Islam better get nukes made quickly if they are taking over the world

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

170 From Loomer's report, it was that Mitch was brain dead on a heart and lung machine-not yet dead dead unless a new post came up in the last hour.

I appoint John Roberts Judge Until the End of Time !!!

Posted by: Brain Dead Mitch at July 06, 2026 07:14 PM (WaVEt)

171 If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?
Posted by: Northernlurker ,


The bulk of the left would convert and "run" it like a trans-national socialist government.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 07:14 PM (diia5)

172 Is he merely dead, or really most sincerely dead?

Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:15 PM (ZxPkt)

173 Pull the plug, on Mitch and Platner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (20Ghg)

174 Loomer also relayed that Mitch was "not coming back". Implying this wasn't that kind of coma like in the movies where the archangel Gabriel gives you a hearty slap on the back and assures you that it's not your time.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

175 Ding Dong The wicked Mitch is dead

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

176 I admit, I was the Mitch source right on this board a few days ago, b/c it's getting pretty dang obvious.

I apologize for letting Loomer read my comments and break the story that everyone already knows...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (tOcjL)

177 The bulk of the left would convert and "run" it like a trans-national socialist government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And the True Believers would kill them for being of the wrong sect/insufficiently pious, and take control anyway.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (4Aicx)

178 Let the machines run for a few more months.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (gMXjs)

179 MBS has told the wahabi's to sit down and shut the fuck up. 2 generations of wealth is tamping down the zealots. Iran will be next.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (afJtY)

180
Islam better get nukes made quickly if they are taking over the world
Posted by: Skip


Pakistan has them. Can't get any more Muslim that them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

181 178 Let the machines run for a few more months.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:16 PM (gMXjs)

========

It's more like 4 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:17 PM (uO3MK)

182 ... of course factions islamists would start a global civil war to be the top group running things. So, silver lining I guess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2026 07:17 PM (diia5)

183 *checks watch*
*spins oar*

Posted by: Charon at July 06, 2026 07:17 PM (gKWVE)

184 162 Doesn't the Judiciary decide that?
Posted by: Boss Moss

The problem for Beshear is two fold, it would hurt any attempt to run for higher office as in VP or Prezzie to appear to go against Our Democracy. Second, he might do so and lose at the KY Supreme Court and could even be impeached and removed from office for it--KY legislature has a super majority of GOP in both chambers.

After all, even in KY, the branches act on behest of the people of Kentucky. If the proclamation goes out on the special election, he might try to split the baby over an appointment for the time until the special election would be held. If it occurred post August 3rd, then the special election and the general would occur at the November regular election. If the declaration occurred today, it is some fifty some odd days until the special election would be held.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:18 PM (E4rtv)

185 Great news for Morons with festivities coming up in the next few months:

"Available going forward for weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs, and sweet sixteens (gay ones). I love both my husbands and I love love,"

-- Lena Dunham

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at July 06, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

186 Gotta say it's over for the oyster farmer from maine. cnn has the "alleged" rape story front and center on their home page. And it is not looking good for him.


Question is who are they going to appoint in the next 6 days to take his place.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2026 07:19 PM (0N4FZ)

187 Islam has relied on countries just turning over and surrendering to them and that has actually worked perfectly fine thus far.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

188 The problem for Beshear is two fold, it would hurt any attempt to run for higher office as in VP or Prezzie to appear to go against Our Democracy. Second, he might do so and lose at the KY Supreme Court and could even be impeached and removed from office for it--KY legislature has a super majority of GOP in both chambers.

After all, even in KY, the branches act on behest of the people of Kentucky. If the proclamation goes out on the special election, he might try to split the baby over an appointment for the time until the special election would be held. If it occurred post August 3rd, then the special election and the general would occur at the November regular election. If the declaration occurred today, it is some fifty some odd days until the special election would be held.
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:18 PM (E4rtv)

Which is why Mitch is on the machine to November...no one in politics wants him dead yet...it's too risky for both sides...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 07:19 PM (tOcjL)

189 I think putting term limits is pert' near impossible for Congress, but I wonder if there could be an age limit for committee seats. A lot of Congress Critters seem to stay on for the prestige of being on committees, and if you were to cut them off at, say, 73 by the next election, that would convince the older ones to go back and tend to their fields, or whatever they do when they leave besided get buried.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 07:19 PM (rbvCR)

190 If Islam does take over the world then the world will be governed by a bunch of lazy, inbred retards. How is that going to work out?

So ... seriously. And now we're getting down to it.

Muslims ... and Mexicans ... and certain segments of Blacks ... are always down for a physical fight.

And that's how they expect to do it.

Because you ... and some segment of I ... recoil from that. Because even if you or I win ... we lose. We lose our jobs. We lose time worked. We lose money. We lose respect when we go back to our little neighborhoods later. And we get locked up for it from our own kind. Shunned by our own kind.

And that's not how it fucking works at all for Muslims, Mexicans, or Blacks. And THAT'S why they expect to win.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM (WaVEt)

191 140 They tried that already with Angus King. King won as an independent anyway.
And then King ended up voting for the Democrat agenda the whole time like a good doggy.
Posted by: gKWVE
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King was at two term governor or just had left the governor's office.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM (E4rtv)

192
Did you spare a thought for my father?!?! A decorated war hero AND tour de force in congress!?!? And Mitch BETTER be planning on a few months on ice, as Dad's funeral and mourning period are only just beginning!
Posted by: Meghan McCain

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tbf, "brain dead" isn't the same as "dead," so I think you're still the main character.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM (mmrXZ)

193 Pakistan wants to be a player and PDT gave them an opening with the " negotiations ". Pakistan will be a foil against Turkey.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM (afJtY)

194 186 Gotta say it's over for the oyster farmer from maine. cnn has the "alleged" rape story front and center on their home page. And it is not looking good for him.


Question is who are they going to appoint in the next 6 days to take his place.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2026 07:19 PM (0N4FZ)

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The establishment is mad that the base is going anti-Israel, and they're going to take a girl who kept dating Platner after the assault for months and turn her into a victim, unlike how they ignored all of Andrew Gillum's piccadillos in FL in 2018 for governor.

So, they're going to force out the actual socialist, Free Palestine, working man for a millionaire older woman who takes AIPAC money.

Schumer will not brook dissent when it comes to giving Israel money.

So, Platner must be destroyed.

(this is the narrative to share with the left, no matter if true or not)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM (uO3MK)

195 Which is why Mitch is on the machine to November...no one in politics wants him dead yet...it's too risky for both sides...
Posted by: Nova Local
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I halfway expect that Massie would run as a spoiler in any such special election.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:21 PM (E4rtv)

196 If Moose Limbs run the world it will be like a well-oiled machine: you know, like the DC subway.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:21 PM (qgNn3)

197 I'm in Seattle. 4 F18s just buzzed over Seattle. A destroyer (USS Sampson?) entered Elliott Bay an hour ago. Trump is really enforcing the officials keep their collective noses clean for the big game! 😉

Posted by: Rex B at July 06, 2026 07:21 PM (FVIA4)

198 "Available going forward for weddings, bar and bat mitzvahs, and sweet sixteens (gay ones). I love both my husbands and I love love,"

-- Lena Dunham
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau

Have you seen her recently!?!? https://tinyurl.com/2fwpax8v

She probably just hoping for free access to a buffet line.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 06, 2026 07:22 PM (4Aicx)

199 So, Platner must be destroyed.

(this is the narrative to share with the left, no matter if true or not)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM


Sharing calumny is not who we are!

Posted by: GOPe at July 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

200 USA soccer guy got the red card during the win over Bosnia-Herzegovina


Ref for USA v Belgium tonight is from Bosnia-Herzegovina

Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:22 PM (ZxPkt)

201 Which is why Mitch is on the machine to November...no one in politics wants him dead yet...it's too risky for both sides...
Posted by: Nova Local

I saw someone on X trying to apply Kentucky law as to death which includes brain death apparently if the cite was accurate. Problem for them is I think Mitch is in the DC area and you would have to have a death certificate from whichever jurisdiction his vacant body is currently residing probably to trigger the proclamation.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)

202 What's a belgium?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:23 PM (gMXjs)

203
I'm in Seattle. 4 F18s just buzzed over Seattle. A destroyer (USS Sampson?) entered Elliott Bay an hour ago. Trump is really enforcing the officials keep their collective noses clean for the big game! 😉
Posted by: Rex B

===============

This is hilarious.

https://x.com/TickledOrange/
status/2074115358458360062

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (mmrXZ)

204 Muslim rule requires a slave class doing everything because the musies can do f-all. But we already have a template for that, socialism. It's why the two are super friendly. They have the same ultimate goal.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (3uBP9)

205 199 So, Platner must be destroyed.

(this is the narrative to share with the left, no matter if true or not)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:20 PM

Sharing calumny is not who we are!

Posted by: GOPe at July 06, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

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If I dipped my toe into trolling at Reddit, I could cause some real trouble.

"Mills takes AIPAC money. These rape allegations are bullshit. The chick kept dating him, dear science. Platner made it clear that he's anti-Zionist, and then super-Zionist Schumer orchestrates his destruction even though Platner won 72% of the primary vote? Come on. What the fuck is the point of this party anymore? What fucking difference is there between Israel cock-sucking Schumer and anyone with an R after their name?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (uO3MK)

206 Getting some others to kill people and having some authority over those ordered to kill people should be a criminal offense

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

207 Problem for them is I think Mitch is in the DC area and you would have to have a death certificate from whichever jurisdiction his vacant body is currently residing probably to trigger the proclamation.
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)


Take him waterskiing on the Hamptons?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

208 USA soccer guy got the red card during the win over Bosnia-Herzegovina

Its soccer. I can't make myself care.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:25 PM (WaVEt)

209 Platner can't raise any money. It always comes down to the money and the DNC is close to broke.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:25 PM (afJtY)

210 I suspect Mitch missed on all counts. His widow will be enjoying the fruits of his labors, however. So might the pool boy.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 06, 2026 07:07 PM (QaH55)


that is an odd, and fairly insulting thing to call President Xi!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

211 Mitch could be dead and buried and his DC would be held up if it benefited the democrats
He .,%

Posted by: Accomack at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (/Chlc)

212 Diamond backs are red cards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (gMXjs)

213 209 Platner can't raise any money. It always comes down to the money and the DNC is close to broke.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:25 PM (afJtY)

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DNC having no money means nothing because DNC outsourced campaign fundraising to other groups years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (uO3MK)

214 Getting some others to kill people and having some authority over those ordered to kill people should be a criminal offense
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)


Skip ... that's every military of every nation state able to do such.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (WaVEt)

215 What the fuck is the point of this party anymore? What fucking difference is there between Israel cock-sucking Schumer and anyone with an R after their name?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not to be nasty to you but you might make an excellent political consultant. Even ole Lizard Head James Carville would give that post a thumbs up as would the mouldering corpse of Lee Atwater.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

216 Schroedinger's Senator

Posted by: Don Black at July 06, 2026 07:27 PM (ZxPkt)

217
Well, if this isn't the greatest AI mashup mishap I've ever seen:

--------

Tim Pool Faces Sexual Assault Allegations Amid Renewed Scrutiny of His Nazi Tattoo
Last updated
34 minutes ago
Tim Pool is facing allegations of sexual assault. Social media discussions have renewed scrutiny of his Nazi tattoo, which he kept for many years.

This story is a summary of posts on X and may evolve over time.

-----------

And the kicker:

Grok can make mistakes, verify its outputs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2026 07:27 PM (mmrXZ)

218 Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.

Perhaps he can try the soothing balm of suck starting a pistol

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:27 PM (9mm+u)

219 215 What the fuck is the point of this party anymore? What fucking difference is there between Israel cock-sucking Schumer and anyone with an R after their name?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not to be nasty to you but you might make an excellent political consultant. Even ole Lizard Head James Carville would give that post a thumbs up as would the mouldering corpse of Lee Atwater.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

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I just need to get a campaign to call me back, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:27 PM (uO3MK)

220 DNC having no money means nothing because DNC outsourced campaign fundraising to other groups years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Rules just changed on that importance. Thanks to Scotus, party committees can now fully be involved in funding senate races, not so for indy committees which cannot coordinate nor use certain magic words. "The Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling on June 30, 2026, striking down federal limits on how much money political parties can spend in coordination with candidates for the U.S. Senate and other federal offices. " NRSC v. FEC.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:28 PM (E4rtv)

221 Mitch couldn't even go out like a man. Instead he goes out like the greasy little sniveling rat he was.

He should of went all Hobo With A Shotgun on his way out.

Posted by: Zombie Rutger Hauer at July 06, 2026 07:28 PM (og9zY)

222 I dropped Fox news the day they hired that cheat Donna Brazile

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

223 Everyone's relationship is different, yada yada, but wild horses could not drag me away from Pooky's side for the two times he tried to die on me. I cannot understand why Mrs. McConnell decided to go on vacation at this particular time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, still traumatized at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Wt5PA)

224 I just need to get a campaign to call me back, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Show them your writings here. Leave out Prometheus mentions.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

225 Not to be nasty to you but you might make an excellent political consultant. Even ole Lizard Head James Carville would give that post a thumbs up as would the mouldering corpse of Lee Atwater.

==

TJM is too optimistic....

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (GD0B3)

226 224 I just need to get a campaign to call me back, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Show them your writings here. Leave out Prometheus mentions.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

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I cannot imagine Dolley's reaction to me getting a job with a Republican campaign. It would be...bad.

Better keep working on that high school English teacher application.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (uO3MK)

227 The Left up in arms because Trump posted a funny photo of the Obama's with a graffitied Air Force One. Yahoo News presented like Trump was saying it's an actual photo. I thought they learned when they were fact checking the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (/WQyy)

228 soccer? Mitch? *yawn*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (9mm+u)

229 What the fuck is the point of this party anymore? What fucking difference is there between Israel cock-sucking Schumer and anyone with an R after their name?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM


He's not wrong, you know.

Posted by: Democratic Socialists of America at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

230 What's a belgium?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:23 PM (gMXjs)


$20 same as in town.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (qgNn3)

231
Take him waterskiing on the Hamptons?
Posted by: gKWVE
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Ironically the anniversary of that movie just came around. Would be funny if Thune was lugging around Mitch for that.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv)

232 207 Problem for them is I think Mitch is in the DC area and you would have to have a death certificate from whichever jurisdiction his vacant body is currently residing probably to trigger the proclamation.
Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)

Take him waterskiing on the Hamptons?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 06, 2026 07:24 PM (gKWVE)

If he's in VA, it's harder to get a declaration of death b/c you even need brain stem activity to be gone...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (tOcjL)

233 I wouldn't put it past the DNC to be a major money laundering scam

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

234 I halfway expect that Massie would run as a spoiler in any such special election.

Massie is the Kentucky equivalent of Crenshaw. Massie does a decent job of find bullshitters like himself. He doesn't pump 'em for money.

Kinda' Ron Paul without the silver dimes. Massie also does a really good job of staying away from places that would call his shit out right away.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (WaVEt)

235 Kickball without bases.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (gMXjs)

236 218 Donna Brazile says Platner should drop out of the race so he has time to heal. What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Ian S.

Perhaps he can try the soothing balm of suck starting a pistol
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream. Worked wonders when I put it on my frostbitten cock years ago. My mum used it, too, and the scent made me think of her as I applied it...

Posted by: Prince Harry at July 06, 2026 07:31 PM (4Aicx)

237 The James Madison, Kumala burned the big money donors , Act Blue and Singham are under investigation and NGO .money is drying up. Yes they outsourced but the tap is not running wide open anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:32 PM (afJtY)

238 I cannot imagine Dolley's reaction to me getting a job with a Republican campaign. It would be...bad.

Better keep working on that high school English teacher application.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Tell her you are working for an NGO improving the world--sotto voce, "by removing one Uniparty member at a time".

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

239 237 The James Madison, Kumala burned the big money donors , Act Blue and Singham are under investigation and NGO .money is drying up. Yes they outsourced but the tap is not running wide open anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2026 07:32 PM (afJtY)

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I'm just saying the DNC having no money doesn't mean anything because it's other groups that hold onto the fundraising money.

All of those other things are also true, but we don't actually have a good grasp of the actual effects.

And I can say for sure it's not, "Democrats have no money because the DNC has no money."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (uO3MK)

240 Bel-gium is an Islamic enclave, one of many in Europe. It was a Christian country once, but alas....

Posted by: runner at July 06, 2026 07:33 PM (GD0B3)

241 My new vape stick came with two pods that both leak.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:34 PM (gMXjs)

242 His wife is probably his medical decision maker.
With her in China, no one can pull the plug.
This was planned by all sides.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2026 07:34 PM (tOcjL)

243 Bel-gium is an Islamic enclave, one of many in Europe. It was a Christian country once, but alas....

An interesting spelling of "Europe" ... but whatever. Do you. Blah Blah Blah.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (WaVEt)

244 My new vape stick came with two pods that both leak.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:34 PM


That sucks.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

245 242 His wife is probably his medical decision maker.
With her in China, no one can pull the plug.
This was planned by all sides.
Posted by: Nova Local
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McConnell's leftist daughter from a previous marriage has gone radio silent. Usually pretty active on social media.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (E4rtv)

246
beep

derp

nnnnnnnnnnnnnn

derp

derrrrrrrp

Posted by: I Am Mitch's Brain at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (ZxPkt)

247 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 06, 2026 07:02 PM (hzuYO)
___________________

When Hillary lost her presidential bid against Trump, Brazile came on the main stage just after that to try and revitalize the Democrat party. The first thing she discovered is Hillary, somehow, was controlling the entire Democrat campaign treasure chest, and pulling funds away from Congressional candidates. She had some very unkind things to say about Hillary at that point, and Hillary put Brazile on her ever growing sh*t list. There is no love lost between those two.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2026 07:35 PM (dIske)

248 How does Kentucky have supermajorities in both houses and a democrap governor?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (gMXjs)

249 223 Everyone's relationship is different, yada yada, but wild horses could not drag me away from Pooky's side for the two times he tried to die on me. I cannot understand why Mrs. McConnell decided to go on vacation at this particular time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still traumatized at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Wt5PA)

Some classes marry for status and power, and love has nothin' to do with it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (zYpTz)

250 nood, btw

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (NrjdH)

251 248 How does Kentucky have supermajorities in both houses and a democrap governor?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (gMXjs)

========

"It happens."
-North Carolina

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (uO3MK)

252 @202/Boss Moss: "What's a belgium"

https://tinyurl.com/2zmkhucu

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 06, 2026 07:36 PM (O7YUW)

253 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

254 I cannot understand why Mrs. McConnell decided to go on vacation at this particular time.
Posted by: pookysgirl, still traumatized at July 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Wt5PA)


To avoid charges?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 06, 2026 07:37 PM (qgNn3)

255 248 How does Kentucky have supermajorities in both houses and a democrap governor?
Posted by: Boss Moss
======
Mitch. Mitch hated the former GOP governor, to be fair, not a likable guy, but he ran a respectable race against Mitch in a primary. So Mitch stabbed the guy in the back with his cheat machine.

Posted by: whig at July 06, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)

256 How does Kentucky have supermajorities in both houses and a democrap governor?

His name is Matt Bevins. When you screw it up enough ... this is what happens.

Posted by: Human Nature at July 06, 2026 07:37 PM (WaVEt)

257 Best thing that ever came from Belgium was New Belgium Brewing, Fort Collins CO. Long story, but Fat Tire came about because Belgians had never seen mountain bikes.

the IPAs came about from a dare. Americans wanted hoppy beers. So, we get Ranger IPA and all of its descendants.

I love IPAs.

But, well, New Belgium sold out.

O-Dell is one of the last ones standing in Colorado. At least last time I looked.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (0aYVJ)

258 NOOD cafe

Posted by: Iris at July 06, 2026 07:38 PM (286+n)

259 It would be telling if the Widow McConnell never returns from China.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at July 06, 2026 07:46 PM (BGIIP)

260 I have a feeling the Muslims in Alabama won't like it here very much. Especially if they get uppity. This is not their country and never will be. It would be best if they took their happy asses back to where they came from. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Case at July 06, 2026 07:51 PM (IY9No)

261 I was unaware that the USA had reached 100% employment and that we are now required to hire low-IQ, low-skilled, foreign criminals to perform all the work that needs to be done.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 06, 2026 07:53 PM (XMwZJ)

262 We'll know McConnell is kaput when Fox starts playing funeral music.

Posted by: tsj017 at July 06, 2026 08:27 PM (xakWh)

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