Mid-Morning Art Thread

Caroline Bonaparte, Queen of Naples, and Her Children
François Gérard

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 09:30 AM (zim0n)

3 Queen is endowed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

4 What has this got to do with macaroni?

Posted by: Yankee Doodle at July 07, 2026 09:30 AM (MWfyi)

5 Is that her child or actually Napoleon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

6 Lovely family portrait.

Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

7 about half them kids be dead before the paint dries

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)

8 Little Ralphie there with the bow is about to start some shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)

9 Ugly brats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

10 Queen is endowed.......
Posted by: Sponge

No, I think they call it coronated.

Posted by: Educational System at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Eewg7)

11 Is that her child or actually Napoleon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Looks like the one holding her right hand is Naps.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 09:32 AM (zim0n)

12 The Queen's kids were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 07, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

13 Son on the left is a spitting image of dad.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

14 Queen is endowed.......
Posted by: Sponge

No, I think they call it coronated.
Posted by: Educational System

I coronate thee right motorboat and left motorboat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (zim0n)

15 Nice rack.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

16 who will be the first to make a Neil Diamond reference?

Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

17 Looks like a happy family!
Sorry dad as too busy to sit for the painting.

Posted by: CHEESE at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (X8xt3)

18 Cute family portrait. Caroline's look says "Can we hurry this up a bit? The kids are getting restless."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (kgE5c)

19 Hooterage.

Posted by: Can't help but notice at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

20 The two older children look like a handful!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 07, 2026 09:34 AM (X8xt3)

21 Vrry nicely done

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 09:34 AM (sgkY8)

22 So, she would’ve been Nappy’s sister-in-law, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

23 who will be the first to make a Neil Diamond reference?
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2026 09:33 AM

Too old.

- Neil Diamond

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:35 AM (kgE5c)

24 Caroline is Napoleon's sister

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 09:35 AM (sgkY8)

25 Needs moar sheer negligee and less children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

26 >>Caroline is Napoleon's sister

Oops. Never mind

Posted by: Lizzy at July 07, 2026 09:36 AM (X8xt3)

27 I'm sure the Nappy B costume won't get the little boy beaten up at school - not at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:36 AM (zkbtJ)

28 The portrait includes the following children of Caroline Bonaparte:
Achille Murat Eldest son
Lucien Murat Second son
Luisa Murat Daughter
Letizia Murat Youngest daughter

Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

29 I'll take the one on the right. Looks like she could use a good shower!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 07, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

30 Queen is endowed.......

She really isn't, it's just the pushup style of the dress.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (zkbtJ)

31 Cute kids.

Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (VJX5o)

32 Is that her child or actually Napoleon?

She was Napoleon's sister.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (qRla/)

33 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Geezer Golf Tuesday! And the queen reminds me of the green on #5 with its gentle rolling mounds where the balls can go anywhere.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

34 Quick update. Surgery went well yesterday. Pain is tolerable and hopefully I’ll be home this weekend.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (FW3Wq)

35 Wife of Marshal Joachim Murat

Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (sgkY8)

36 Nice painting. Caroline Bonaparte had an interesting life. Her husband , the children's father was executed in 1815.
Would hang, thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (20Ghg)

37 Pretty damn foo foo. Even the artist's name has all sorts of fancy doodads in the font with commas and shit.

Posted by: Lah Dee Da at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

38 it's just the pushup style of the dress.

"Empire waist," it was called.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (qRla/)

39 Dang. Geezer Golf Tuesday! And the queen reminds me of the green on #5 with its gentle rolling mounds where the balls can go anywhere.
Goes looking for coffee.

Ah, you're saying she has...moderate tracts of land.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (zkbtJ)

40 Prayers up Duke.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (2WIwB)

41 And the queen reminds me of the green on #5 with its gentle rolling mounds where the balls can go anywhere.

The Paolo, he knows what you mean.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 07, 2026 09:39 AM (qRla/)

42 Who knew Naples had such large tracts of land?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 09:39 AM (sKqQm)

43 Letizia Murat Youngest daughter
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

Not to be confused with me.

Posted by: Queen Letizia of Spain at July 07, 2026 09:39 AM (qA8eD)

44 Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

This is why you gotta have a stash…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 09:40 AM (qA8eD)

45 Incredible talent... amazing work.. however, the kids always look like they have adult heads and faces...

Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (jCvle)

46 Who or what is she looking at over there? Amazon or USPS guy?

Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

47 Has she taken them to the water park to ride the slide yet?

Posted by: So-Crates, Dude at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (niKHs)

48 She really isn't, it's just the pushup style of the dress.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (zkbtJ)

What a buzz killer!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (l4RKn)

49 No, I’m just waiting on physical therapy to come in and torture me

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (FW3Wq)

50
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (O0L8i)

51 Also, please excuse typos. On some serious drugs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (FW3Wq)

52 Ah, you're saying she has...moderate tracts of land.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM (zkbtJ)

Indeed. Difficult putts requiring a firm stroke and a good grip on the putter.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (2WIwB)

53 She really isn't, it's just the pushup style of the dress.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (zkbtJ)

What a buzz killer!

Nahhhh, I believe in accuracy. Also, I'm not a believer in the "more = better" paradigm when it comes to mammaries.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:43 AM (zkbtJ)

54 Activate the nic correction device!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 09:43 AM (Eewg7)

55 "Empire waist," it was called.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM

Which very rarely looks flattering, imho, but, de gustibus and all that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:43 AM (kgE5c)

56 46 Who or what is she looking at over there? Amazon or USPS guy?
Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM

*polite cough*

Posted by: The Paolo at July 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

57
She really isn't, it's just the pushup style of the dress.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (zkbtJ)

Why would you rain on my parade like that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

58
What a buzz killer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (l4RKn)

And I thought TJM was the asshole around here!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

59 And I thought TJM was the asshole around here!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:44 AM

"An." Not "the."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)

60 Little Ralphie there with the bow is about to start some shit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)
----
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 09:45 AM (FZ29D)

61 Geez, I haven't seen this much butthurt around here since the great crossbow vs longbow kerfuffle.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:45 AM (zkbtJ)

62 Thank you redridinghood.
Achille Murat became the first mayor of Tallahassee.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2026 09:45 AM (zdLoL)

63 And I thought TJM was the asshole around here!
Posted by: Sponge

Oh please!

If one of the 'Ettes ordered "All assholes fall in!" here there'd be a crowd forming up.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Eewg7)

64 Incredible talent... amazing work.. however, the kids always look like they have adult heads and faces...
Posted by: Silent at July 07, 2026 09:41 AM (jCvle)
----
They grew up so fast back then....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2026 09:46 AM (FZ29D)

65 "Pull my finger."

Posted by: Little girl on the right at July 07, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

66 If one of the 'Ettes ordered "All assholes fall in!" here there'd be a crowd forming up.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 09:46 AM (Eewg7)

Puss n' boobs make men do strange things........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

67 Naples? How does she like her pizza sliced?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 07, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

68 Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM

Thx for the update. May the Lord continue to strengthen and heal you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 09:48 AM (X58gq)

69 What's the girl on the far left holding?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 07, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

70 Puss n' boobs make men do strange things........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

So can Queen Letizia in a snug, tight black leather pencil skirt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 09:49 AM (qA8eD)

71 If one of the 'Ettes ordered "All assholes fall in!" here there'd be a crowd forming up.

The plural of "asshole" is "Congress".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 09:49 AM (zkbtJ)

72 69 What's the girl on the far left holding?

Les fleurs?

Posted by: Maine Kampf at July 07, 2026 09:49 AM (2Drhq)

73 50
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (O0L8i)

DOGS PLAYING POKER

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 07, 2026 09:50 AM (qA8eD)

74 Read up on the history of the Kingdom of Naples. It was a corrupt little realm, replaced by one of Nappy's generals who very shortly lost it again back to its former corrupt rulers.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 09:50 AM (sKqQm)

75 Impressive she survived childbirth 4 times in short order, and maintained her looks. Good genes.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 07, 2026 09:50 AM (QaH55)

76 Surely, M. Gerard could have squeezed a sasquatch into that painting.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 07, 2026 09:51 AM (qy2Wk)

77 The eldest son in the painting, Achille Murat moved to Florida.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 09:51 AM (sKqQm)

78 Glad you are doing well Duke Lowell!

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 09:51 AM (hftzA)

79 I don't understand the extra folds of cloth the kids sitting on, seem superfluous to the dress. Can MP4 help here?

Posted by: From about That Time at July 07, 2026 09:51 AM (sl73Y)

80 Little girl holding the flowers looks like G.W. Bush

Posted by: one hour sober at July 07, 2026 09:52 AM (J4Dwc)

81 >69 What's the girl on the far left holding?
+++

Weed.

Posted by: Stoner living in his parent's basement at July 07, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

82 The plural of "asshole" is "Congress".

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace.

That two are called a law firm -

And that three or more become a Congress!

Posted by: John Adams at July 07, 2026 09:53 AM (qRla/)

83 Who names their kid Achille?

Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2026 09:53 AM (Oy/m2)

84 "Empire waist," it was called.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 07, 2026 09:38 AM

The Korean traditional dress style, the Hanbok, also has that high waist.

(as an aside, I tried to remember the term Hanbok, and all I could think of was Sjambok, which is a whip made of hippo hide because it is early)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 09:54 AM (rbvCR)

85 Who names their kid Achille?
Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2026 09:53 AM (Oy/m2)

Mrs and Mr Bless-You.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2026 09:54 AM (rbvCR)

86 With that many kids around, it appears that M'Lady enjoyed having her 'winky' whacked …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 07, 2026 09:54 AM (ayRl+)

87 I don't understand the extra folds of cloth the kids sitting on, seem superfluous to the dress. Can MP4 help here?
Posted by: From about That Time at July 07, 2026 09:51 AM (sl73Y)

It looks as though it should be her dress train, though it's in an odd position at her waist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 07, 2026 09:55 AM (qRla/)

88 I like the detail of the clothing and objects and the natural colors. (And the mother has a nice rack.) What makes the portrait for me is the sense of spontaneity in the faces. The mother looks like she just got called by someone off to the side. The kids look like they were told to keep still but are too young, or mischievous, to comply. The little boy in the front looks like an imp. That makes a 'formal' portrait something appropriate for a home, not just a gallery. I noticed a similar effect in his other portraits.

Gerard's paintings of historical or mythological themes are impressive and show the influence of Jacques-Louis David. Definitely worth a look.

Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2026 09:55 AM (yTvNw)

89 Nice family portrait, except that dad is missing
From other pictures of the mother she had a sweet face. It's sort of hard to tell here.

I like the older son who's dressed up sort of looking like his uncle, and I like the scene through the window.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 09:55 AM (D+BhG)

90 Who names their kid Achille?

Peleus?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 09:55 AM (sKqQm)

91 "Of all my family, she is the one that resembles me the most".

— Napoleon on his sister Caroline

"Especially when I wear her clothes in private." - Nappy

Posted by: Maine Kampf at July 07, 2026 09:55 AM (2Drhq)

92 She sees Paolo has entered the room. One of the kids is his. At least.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 07, 2026 09:56 AM (U3fVU)

93 Who names their kid Achille?

A real heel.

Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 09:56 AM (2Drhq)

94 > 92
I see I should have read the comments first :^D

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 07, 2026 09:56 AM (U3fVU)

95 No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (O0L8i)

https://tinyurl.com/m33c9cx6

Better?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 09:57 AM (l4RKn)

96 Queen of Naples? More like the Queen of Nipples!

I’ll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Amirite? at July 07, 2026 09:57 AM (sUTO1)

97 The artist just sort of phoned in the hands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 09:57 AM (1z8ji)

98 Almost every painting can be enhances by a happy little bush or two.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 07, 2026 09:58 AM (0sNs1)

99 @ 98 Almost every painting can be enhances by a happy little bush or two.
__________________________

So saith Mr Bob Ross of 'happy little trees' fame …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 07, 2026 09:59 AM (ayRl+)

100 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2026 09:59 AM (/+uur)

101 Quick update. Surgery went well yesterday. Pain is tolerable and hopefully I’ll be home this weekend.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2026 09:37 AM (FW3Wq)

Welcome news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 09:59 AM (1z8ji)

102 At UPI: "Mystery spheres on Australian beach identified as 'space balls'"

Reached for comment, Aussie Space Director explained: "Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list."

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:00 AM (Jr5Lq)

103 No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (O0L8i)

https://tinyurl.com/m33c9cx6

Better?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 09:57 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

104 Murat, the father, was a brave guy if rather foolhardy

On being asked if he had any request to make, he said he wished to have a bath prepared for him and perfumed with a bottle of eau-de-Cologne, and, as a last request, that his eyes should not be bandaged. Both wishes were granted, and, by order sent by King Ferdinand, twelve of his own soldiers were selected to shoot him. When the fatal hour came, seeing the emotion of his men, Murat said, "My friends, if you wish to spare me, aim at my heart

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:00 AM (sKqQm)

105 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (rJ48h)

106 At UPI: "Mystery spheres on Australian beach identified as 'space balls'"

Reached for comment, Aussie Space Director explained: "Spaceballs? Forget it, too dangerous. Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list."
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:00 AM

"Oh, shit...there goes the neighborhood."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (kgE5c)

107 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM

*pats pockets*

Let's see, I had my shocked face around here a moment ago...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 10:02 AM (kgE5c)

108 @Ty_Clevenger

SETH RICH UPDATE: Today an attorney for the government told me that I would soon be getting confirmation that several hundred pages of documents related to Seth Rich were found in a previously-hidden room at FBI headquarters. You may recall that on July 30, 2025, Fox News Digital reported that newly-installed FBI Director Kash Patel and his leadership team had located an unmapped / sealed area within the J. Edgar Hoover Building's SCIF.

If the FBI is still fighting transparency so hard on other fronts (and it is), then why would it acknowledge that records about Seth had been hidden in the SCIF? I don’t know. Maybe Joe DiGenova’s grand jury investigation in Miami is putting some heat on the players in DC?

I can tell you this much for sure: nobody on Capitol Hill has been willing to touch this subject with a ten-foot pole. The murder of Seth Rich – and the resulting cover-up – is as radioactive as any topic I’ve ever seen. I hope that changes soon, and I’ll post updates as soon as I know more.

BTW, I’m not suicidal. I feel great.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 10:02 AM (IrKJc)

109 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (rJ48h)

Crack kills.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2026 10:03 AM (dK+Kv)

110 The way the queen is just staring off into space reminds me of those gay music album covers that were popular in the 70s and 80s where the band member are just randomly looking in random directions for random reasons, often in places like a beach or field.

This is Napoleon’s younger sister. Very odd and tumultuous time in French and Italian history.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 10:03 AM (bAJQW)

111 >Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.
*****
They weren't drugs drugs.

Posted by: Whoopi at July 07, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

112 According to Wikipedia, after he moved to Florida, Achille Murat married the great-grandniece of George Washington.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

113 🇺🇸 𝗧 𝗢 𝗠 𝗠 𝗬 ✦ 𝗧 𝗔 𝗧 𝗨 𝗠 ✦ 𝗡 𝗘 𝗪 𝗦
@BenKaxton

🚨🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE 🚨🚨

WHAT DID I JUST FIND?!
Newly released J6 footage contains POLICE RADIO TRAFFIC.
An officer appears to say:
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WHO WERE THEY?
WHERE WERE THEY?
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SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE.
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Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 10:05 AM (IrKJc)

114 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (rJ48h)

No dead homo gigolos along for the ride?

He's really going downhill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

115 It seems some of the Dems are pushing a replacement for Platner.

So yeah, about that DSA-endorsed candidate that folx want to replace Platner:
"As Maine Senate President in a state senate caucus meeting several years ago, Troy Jackson in a heated disagreement struck a female colleague with a bottle he threw at her."

Is there no normal, nonabusive male in the entire party?

I'm beginning to suspect they didn't really mean it with the whole "me too" thing.

https://tinyurl.com/5xwaeb87

Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM (zkbtJ)

116 Starting the teardown and re-build of one the decks.

Even though rain is in the forecast everyday for the next few weeks, has to get done.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM (XV/Pl)

117 Almost every painting can be enhances by a happy little bush or two.
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross

The bush is back!

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2026 10:08 AM (Eewg7)

118 "Mystery spheres on Australian beach identified as 'space balls'"

Strangest thing found on an Australian beach since The Somerton Man.

Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2Drhq)

119 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (rJ48h)
——

He was really upset the gay sex cruise was denied access to Turkish ports

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 10:09 AM (bAJQW)

120 dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2026 09:42 AM (O0L8i)

https://tinyurl.com/m33c9cx6

Better?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 09:57 AM

*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 10:00 AM (kgE5c)

Franz Marc was an excellent traditional painter and one reason I like his abstract type work.

Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2026 10:09 AM (/WQyy)

121 Twenty minutes of Chet:
youtube.com/watch?v=LzxC3IcsVW8

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:09 AM (Jr5Lq)

122 I'm beginning to suspect they didn't really mean it with the whole "me too" thing.

https://tinyurl.com/5xwaeb87
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM

PoundMeToo? Yeah...they meant that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2026 10:09 AM (kgE5c)

123 "Mystery spheres on Australian beach identified as 'space balls'"

Strangest thing found on an Australian beach since The Somerton Man.
Posted by: Delurker at July 07, 2026 10:08 AM (2Drhq)

They'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Mel Brooks at July 07, 2026 10:10 AM (2YhKe)

124 Slight case of guess the genders.

Posted by: Max at July 07, 2026 10:11 AM (hyQrc)

125 Checking lefty forums on Platner the responses:

1) Lying zionist b*tches!

2) I always knew he was a Republican plant!

3) A little rape doesn't overrule how good Platner would be for racial and sexual minorities in America

4) Collins is a literal NAZI just like Trump so who cares if Platner did something or not?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

126 Queen is endowed.......
Posted by: Sponge

No, I think they call it coronated.
Posted by: Educational System at July 07, 2026 09:31 AM (Eewg7)
====

Regally splendiferous.

Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2026 10:12 AM (rj6Yv)

127 Oh my! There must be a space dick around there somewhere too then!

Posted by: George Taki at July 07, 2026 10:12 AM (MWfyi)

128 Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM

PoundMeToo? Yeah...they meant that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I sign off my emails with:

C:###

Posted by: Buttigig at July 07, 2026 10:12 AM (Eewg7)

129 If you really want a dog in the picture, you can pretend the little girl on the left is holding a brown puppy with black ears, eyes, and muzzle.

Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 10:12 AM (Sy6m/)

130 I'm beginning to suspect they didn't really mean it with the whole "me too" thing.

The point of PoundMeToo was solely to get Trump.

Rose McGowan grabbed the movement and pointed it at Weinstein instead.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:13 AM (sKqQm)

131 Twenty minutes of Chet:
youtube.com/watch?v=LzxC3IcsVW8
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:09 AM (Jr5Lq)

I initially read that as "twenty minutes of Cher", and wondered what we did to deserve that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:13 AM (1z8ji)

132 I can tell which one is Junior!

(Also, girl in white is tattling on kid in red. The finger makes it obvious.)

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 10:14 AM (kU0PQ)

133 Queen of Napoli... aha, so 'Napoleon' must mean Neapolitan. I'm smart that way.

Posted by: t-bird at July 07, 2026 10:14 AM (JW6Az)

134 115 It seems some of the Dems are pushing a replacement for Platner.

So yeah, about that DSA-endorsed candidate that folx want to replace Platner:
"As Maine Senate President in a state senate caucus meeting several years ago, Troy Jackson in a heated disagreement struck a female colleague with a bottle he threw at her."

Is there no normal, nonabusive male in the entire party?

I'm beginning to suspect they didn't really mean it with the whole "me too" thing.

https://tinyurl.com/5xwaeb87
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM (zkbtJ)
——

PoundMetoo was of course originally intended to smear conservatives. But the Democraps discovered it very useful to clean out their own smelly trash. Fartswell and now this Nazi creep.

Do I believe any of it? No, I don’t. Do I care? No, I don’t.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 10:14 AM (bAJQW)

135 Painting: Nice carpet could use a visit from the Rug Doctor. Ugly brown wall or painting behind the Queen needs a makeover.

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:15 AM (Jr5Lq)

136 Painting: Nice carpet could use a visit from the Rug Doctor. Ugly brown wall or painting behind the Queen needs a makeover.
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:15 AM (Jr5Lq)

Translation: Wash yo box!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)

137 PoundMetoo was of course originally intended to smear conservatives. But the Democraps discovered it very useful to clean out their own smelly trash. Fartswell and now this Nazi creep.

Do I believe any of it? No, I don’t. Do I care? No, I don’t.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 07, 2026 10:14 AM (bAJQW)
-----
Just like the Epstein Files.

Weird how 99 out 100 creepers are democrat "males."

Weird.

Posted by: ballistic at July 07, 2026 10:15 AM (oqH4h)

138 Is that supposed to be Vesuvius in the background?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

139 I initially read that as "twenty minutes of Cher", and wondered what we did to deserve that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I know that you would rather have 20 minutes of me.
-- Yoko

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

140 Caroline looks nice.

Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2026 10:19 AM (LHPAg)

141 They'll be hearing from my lawyers. Posted by: Mel Brooks

As a tribute to Mel's hundredth birthday, we're just going to rip every headline in the world from his scripts for a few years.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2026 10:20 AM (zdLoL)

142 Starting the teardown and re-build of one the decks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2026 10:06 AM

The Lido Deck?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cap'n William "Bill" Kristol at July 07, 2026 10:21 AM (0sNs1)

143 Is that supposed to be Vesuvius in the background?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

Good question. There is a famous painting of her by Ingres with Vesuvius in the background...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2026 10:21 AM (l4RKn)

144 As a tribute to Mel's hundredth birthday, we're just going to rip every headline in the world from his scripts for a few years.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2026 10:20 AM (zdLoL)

You mean, we haven't been?

Shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:21 AM (2YhKe)

145 "I initially read that as "twenty minutes of Cher", and wondered what we did to deserve that?"

Cher responds:

"You don't deserve all the hurt
Won't put up with the pain
Been too many lies, baby
Too many games"

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

146 Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2026 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

What will be funnier is watching the tune changes should he drop out.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:22 AM (pcDUa)

147 I know that you would rather have 20 minutes of me.
-- Yoko
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:17 AM

You are so, so right!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Colony at July 07, 2026 10:22 AM (0sNs1)

148 Why is that one kid dressed like a member of the Flying Wallandas?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 07, 2026 10:23 AM (PMi3m)

149 "You don't deserve all the hurt
Won't put up with the pain
Been too many lies, baby
Too many games"
---------

I thought we weren't allowed to post Queensryche?

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:23 AM (pcDUa)

150 Is that supposed to be Vesuvius in the background?
Posted by: 18-1

Kids, now go and wash your hands before supper.

Use the Lava Soap.

Posted by: Queen Caroline, Bah-Bah-Bah at July 07, 2026 10:23 AM (w9Wax)

151 Kid in read using standard toe brace to string his bow.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 07, 2026 10:24 AM (sl73Y)

152 The best meme of the US soccer team yet......

https://x.com/vidsthatgohard/status/
2074308367544193328

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:24 AM (2YhKe)

153 (Also, girl in white is tattling on kid in red. The finger makes it obvious.)
Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2026 10:14 AM

Hermana!

Posted by: Sophie Cunningham at July 07, 2026 10:24 AM (0sNs1)

154 With his reputation for being so diminutive, at first glance I thought that kid in the uniform was Napolean.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 07, 2026 10:25 AM (PMi3m)

155
Kids, now go and wash your hands before supper.

Posted by: Queen Caroline, Bah-Bah-Bah at July 07, 2026 10:23 AM (w9Wax)

But mom? I thought we were French?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2026 10:25 AM (fdcCZ)

156 I thought we weren't allowed to post Queensryche?
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:23 AM

Please read AND use the Style Guide. It's Queensrÿche.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:25 AM (0sNs1)

157 The point of metoo wasn't to smear conservatives it was to foment and dictate the war between men and women, and specifically to denigrate and convict men before they even opened their eyes for the day.

It started with them making Weinstein public. He was no conservative. There are no sacred cows on the Left. Not one.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:25 AM (pcDUa)

158 My furnace guy wants me to renew my $289/yr subscription to his "No Problem Club." It sounds like a veiled threat; if I don't pay up, then we're apparently going to have a problem.

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

159 There are no sacred cows on the Left. Not one.
Posted by: ...

Disagree. Islam, trans, BLM...

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

160 Metoo was always coming for us. They would have preferred to do it with Hillary in office so it would look like she freed the slaves, but they repurpised it for Trump because it was ready and could have similar societal effects.

Remember those pussy hats were initially made as a celebration of Hillary, not a protest of Trump. They repurposed a lot.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:29 AM (pcDUa)

161 My furnace guy wants me to renew my $289/yr subscription to his "No Problem Club." It sounds like a veiled threat; if I don't pay up, then we're apparently going to have a problem.
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

"Nice HVAC you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

162 Disagree. Islam, trans, BLM...

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

All passing fancies for them.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:29 AM (pcDUa)

163 My furnace guy wants me to renew my $289/yr subscription to his "No Problem Club." It sounds like a veiled threat; if I don't pay up, then we're apparently going to have a problem.
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

"Nice hot air plenum you have there. Be a pity if something bad happened to it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:29 AM (1z8ji)

164 "I thought we weren't allowed to post Queensryche?"

My next music link will be Cher singing a cover from Queensryche's unreleased album "Suck on These Math Problems."

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (Jr5Lq)

165
Disagree. Islam, trans, BLM...
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

BLM has gone pretty much by the wayside......and they ditched the f*ck out of Jasmine Crockett for that pathetic pansyboy freak Talarico........

islham and trans, maybe...

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (2YhKe)

166 LOL, Sponge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

167 Remember those pussy hats were initially made as a celebration of Hillary
Posted by: ...

Then they should've been gray and shriveled...

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

168
Then they should've been gray and shriveled...

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

Non-visible from all the dust and moths.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)

169 LOL, Sponge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (1z8ji)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:32 AM (2YhKe)

170 Can y' hear Duane Allman singin' 'One Way Out' in the background?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 07, 2026 10:33 AM (ayRl+)

171 Maybe that's Little Mac, George McClellan.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 07, 2026 10:33 AM (XvL8K)

172 Andrew Gillum arrested for drugs in Alabama last week.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 07, 2026 10:01 AM (rJ48h)

Yup. Busted for weed.

But... not for a dealer quantity of crystal meth, OD'ing in a hotel room literally splattered with lube and fecal matter, after his pair of Grindr rent boys panicked and called 911.

I'm glad to see he's turned his life around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:34 AM (BI5O2)

173 BLM has gone pretty much by the wayside.....
Posted by: Sponge

From today's Morning Report:

Poll: Democrats Say BLM Flag Better Than USA.

Doesn't sound like it's gone by the wayside to me.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

174 islham and trans, maybe...

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (2YhKe)

The Left would sit back and sip Jameson while muzzies threw trannies off of apartment buildings in NYC. There are NO sacred cows there!!!

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:35 AM (pcDUa)

175 She's been ridin' the 'Bon-a-pony' way too long …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 07, 2026 10:35 AM (ayRl+)

176
I'm glad to see he's turned his life around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:34 AM (BI5O2)

That happened here. His poor family. He is a disaster.

Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2026 10:37 AM (hftzA)

177 Maybe that's Little Mac, George McClellan.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Sorry, Ma, I can't do any chores. I'm vastly outnumbered by my siblings!

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

178 Turns out a guy with a Nazi tattoo is also a rapist.

Who’d a thunk it?

Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:39 AM (Tpp9k)

179 The Left would sit back and sip Jameson while muzzies threw trannies off of apartment buildings in NYC. There are NO sacred cows there!!!
Posted by: ...

Then that leaves the muzzies as the sacred cow. The left will never abandon its alliance with Islam.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

180 Queen of Nipples

Posted by: Na Po Leon at July 07, 2026 10:40 AM (anL5R)

181 Yeah. We're a thing.

Posted by: The HVAC Mafia at July 07, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

182
From today's Morning Report:

Poll: Democrats Say BLM Flag Better Than USA.

Doesn't sound like it's gone by the wayside to me.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

What newsworthy thing have they done lately?

Who did THAT poll? SPLC? A Soros NGO?

No one really cares about BLM. They weren't even relevant at the Karmelo Anthony trial.

Their leadership embezzled all the money.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:41 AM (2YhKe)

183 By 2055 Asians are slated to outnumber blacks because the Left has made sure the black population has stayed around the same percentage for 70 years. They just imported millions of Muslims and Hispanics. They don't give a fuck about blacks or their lives.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:41 AM (pcDUa)

184 My next music link will be Cher singing a cover from Queensryche's unreleased album "Suck on These Math Problems."
Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:30 AM (Jr5Lq)

No band has covered both Cher and Queensrÿche, nor has any Math Rock band covered either.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:41 AM (Sy6m/)

185 Two groups of countries in the world

First group: Good at soccer

Second group: Sent a man to the moon

Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:42 AM (Tpp9k)

186 What's Gillum doing buying pot in Alabama? Not that I care, but there are lots of states where people like him could buy it legally in between bites of the pillow.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

187 What's Gillum doing buying pot in Alabama? Not that I care, but there are lots of states where people like him could buy it legally in between bites of the pillow.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

Did you miss where he's a blithering idiot of a human being?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:43 AM (2YhKe)

188 The poll isn’t about blm. It’s about the us flag. They could have asked blm flag, Hamas flag, Nazi flag. Result would have been the same. They hate America and anything else is better.

Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:44 AM (Tpp9k)

189 They don't give a fuck about blacks or their lives.
Posted by: ...

I wasn't implying that they did. But they care about black grievance groups. OK, forget BLM. But there will always be some leftist-backed racial grievance group stirring up trouble.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

190 Then that leaves the muzzies as the sacred cow. The left will never abandon its alliance with Islam.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

The Left has no sacred cows, not even their own. If the Muslims were the only thing between them and power they would (try to) go to war with them. They would even ally with Christians and Jews to do so.

The Left kills their own as soon as they can, for fucks sake.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:45 AM (pcDUa)

191 187 What's Gillum doing buying pot in Alabama? Not that I care, but there are lots of states where people like him could buy it legally in between bites of the pillow.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2026 10:43 AM (gKWVE)

Did you miss where he's a blithering idiot of a human being?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:43 AM (2YhKe)

Many people are confused by the saying, Most People Are Idiots. That does not make sense according to the IQ Bell Curve, where most people are mid. However, most people do not use the brains that God gave them, so they remain functionally idiots, regardless of IQ.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:46 AM (Sy6m/)

192 I'm not a big ron Ron DeSantis cheerleader, by any stretch of the imagination. I think he's a good governor, and a real snake.

But the good governor part is key, here.

Take note, Florida.

Look at those hotel room photos of the governor you came *this close* to having.

That's like a chick finding out the guy she reluctantly turned down for a date last year was Graham Platner.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:46 AM (BI5O2)

193 Power is all they care about.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 10:46 AM (wOO3z)

194 Recycling paper and cardboard does save trees. Recycling aluminum does save energy. But most of the other stuff is impractical to recycle.

Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 10:47 AM (IrKJc)

195 1619 Project’s Nikole Hannah-Jones: ‘Entire Existence of the United States’ Is a ‘Crime’

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Reminds me of the Bob Dylan line from Neighborhood Bully.

"He's always on trial for just being born"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks and His All White Jury! at July 07, 2026 10:47 AM (ndZc7)

196 The poll isn’t about blm. It’s about the us flag. They could have asked blm flag, Hamas flag, Nazi flag. Result would have been the same. They hate America and anything else is better.
Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:44 AM (Tpp9k)

Polling crazy people rarely yields useful information.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:48 AM (1z8ji)

197 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:46 AM (Sy6m/)

Who put a nickel in YOUR slot this morning?

they should be flogged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2YhKe)

198 For those pondering what to have for breakfast, the disarrono sour includes citrus and egg.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 10:48 AM (2ap+5)

199 1619 Project’s Nikole Hannah-Jones: ‘Entire Existence of the United States’ Is a ‘Crime’

Where would you be without it, twat........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:49 AM (2YhKe)

200 The poll isn’t about blm. It’s about the us flag. They could have asked blm flag, Hamas flag, Nazi flag. Result would have been the same. They hate America and anything else is better.
Posted by: Facts

I probably should've read the article, but the headline was so disgusting I had no desire to.

That's true for a lot of JJ's links, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

201 >>Yup. Busted for weed.

Busted for an unspecified "dangerous drug" which is a felony charge. The weed is a misdemeanor charge.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 07, 2026 10:49 AM (J4Dwc)

202 Between Massie and Platner and Clinton and Schwarzenegger, I have to wonder... why is Trump seemingly the only person in politics since Gary Hart who carries on with good looking women?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

203 The Left has no sacred cows, not even their own. If the Muslims were the only thing between them and power they would (try to) go to war with them. They would even ally with Christians and Jews to do so.

The Left kills their own as soon as they can, for fucks sake.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:45 AM (pcDUa)

Yes. As I always say, their only pseudo-principles are Power & Clique, and Clique is only on there because any four guys can brain any one. Really it's just Power.

The One with Jet Li is practically a documentary of their solipsistic psyche.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:51 AM (Sy6m/)

204 No eggs mixed with my booze. Nope.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (wOO3z)

205 Recycling paper and cardboard does save trees. Recycling aluminum does save energy. But most of the other stuff is impractical to recycle.
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2026 10:47 AM (IrKJc)

Trees don't need to be "saved". Pulp wood and timber are crops now. A renewable resource. It would make more sense to burn waste paper and cardboard (and plastic, too!) and use the heat generated to make electricity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)

206 No eggs mixed with my booze. Nope.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (wOO3z)

Eggnog is just not year round.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (2YhKe)

207 dammit

/sock off

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (Sy6m/)

208 eff

Posted by: SciVo at July 07, 2026 10:53 AM (Sy6m/)

209 204 No eggs mixed with my booze. Nope.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 10:52 AM (wOO3z)

=======

It does require vigilance in the shaker, but I like the frothy result.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 07, 2026 10:53 AM (2ap+5)

210 No... one day Islam will abandon its alliance with the Left. And that will be what destroys the Left. It will be Oran and Afghanistan, writ large.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

211 AI-generated Geek Girl Punk album:
youtube.com/watch?v=hA8Xn1oQkSM

It's not bad. I'm impressed.

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 10:54 AM (Jr5Lq)

212 In the SE US, Weyerhauser and Georgia Pacific own shit tons of acres of tree farms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (wOO3z)

213 No... one day Islam will abandon its alliance with the Left. And that will be what destroys the Left. It will be Oran and Afghanistan, writ large.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

The left will never abandon islham as long as they believe it can assist them to their ultimate goal.

islham, however, will destroy the left as it does with everything else: Rape. Enslave. Murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

214 The left has to know eventually Islam will discard them and put them up against the wall. But they don’t care. Their hatred for the right is bigger than their need for self preservation.

Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (Tpp9k)

215 >>1619 Project’s Nikole Hannah-Jones: ‘Entire Existence of the United States’ Is a ‘Crime’

Well.
Bye!

I mean, why would you choose to live in a 400+ year old Criminal State?!?!?

Also, is your white parent proud of your historic revisionism?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (X8xt3)

216 It would make more sense to burn waste paper and cardboard (and plastic, too!) and use the heat generated to make electricity.
=
Papermakers use byproducts of papermaking process to run their boilers - coke and black liquor. It was an energy tax credit thing I think that maybe got started in the 90's.

Posted by: Na Po Leon at July 07, 2026 10:56 AM (anL5R)

217 No... one day Islam will abandon its alliance with the Left. And that will be what destroys the Left. It will be Oran and Afghanistan, writ large.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yes, Islam will turn on the left. The left will not initiate the breakup. The leftie leadership might fight back, but a lot of their brain-dead followers will just accept their fate and pay the jizya.

Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

218 Caroline Bonaparte, Queen of Naples, and Her Children, circa 1807 - 1810

Artist Francois Gerard, a Neoclassical painter best known for his portraits of celebrated European personalities, particularly the leading figures of the French First Empire & Restoration periods.
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Caroline Bonaparte, the youngest sister of Napoleon Bonaparte, was one of the most ambitious, politically astute women of the Napoleonic era. Born in Corsica as Maria Annunziata, she later changed her name to Caroline to integrate into Paris society. Her life was defined by a ruthless drive for power, a complex relationship with her brother, and a highly impactful reign over Naples.

A young Caroline had married Joachim Murat, one of Napoleon’s most dashing cavalry generals, despite Napoleon's initial reluctance. She used her calculated charm & proximity to power to rapidly advance her husband's career.

In 1808, Napoleon appointed Murat and Caroline as the King and Queen Consorts of Naples.

In 1814, the Murats formed a secret alliance with the Austrian Empire, effectively betraying Napoleon to secure their kingdom.

Murat defected back to Napoleon's side but was executed for treason in 1815.

👍Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

219 islham, however, will destroy the left as it does with everything else: Rape. Enslave. Murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

I remember them!

They wrote Shining Happy People Holding Hands!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 10:56 AM (xA5g+)

220 >>The left has to know eventually Islam will discard them and put them up against the wall. But they don’t care. Their hatred for the right is bigger than their need for self preservation.

Isn't this the story of every Communist takeover?
The radicals always think that they will be in charge when the dust settles.

Useful idiots are idiots!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 07, 2026 10:57 AM (X8xt3)

221 I remember them!

They wrote Shining Happy People Holding Hands!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 07, 2026 10:56 AM (xA5g+)

THOSE guys are FAGS!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 07, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)

222 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 10:53 AM (BI5O2)

Islam doesn't have an alliance with the Left, that's the difference.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 10:59 AM (pcDUa)

223 nood

Posted by: gp at July 07, 2026 11:00 AM (Jr5Lq)

224 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

225 The left has to know eventually Islam will discard them and put them up against the wall. But they don’t care. Their hatred for the right is bigger than their need for self preservation.
Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 10:55 AM (Tpp9k

That's definitely what drove what we're last time around.

But the Muslim-aligned far Left faction is a bunch of retarded monster babies who think history started when Harry Potter hopped the train to Hogwart's.

They don't remember the humiliating end of their last alliance with Islam - or anything else. They just see fellow travelers. It's one of the costs the old Left is paying for the Nazi-style education-free propaganda mills they set up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

226 Ape up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2026 11:01 AM (zim0n)

227 Remember the Left thinks brown people are stupid. They like Islam's spunk and thirst for blood but they believe God is fake and Allah is fake and so they are woefully unprepared for what these brown people will do and for what. The Left needs money to do what they do. Islam does too but only to a point and that's the difference. Islam has it all spelled out in a book. The Left needs instruction.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2026 11:01 AM (pcDUa)

228 Weird story today about a ford employee fired for supposedly stealing a cookie. Turns out he paid for it. It’s become a thing.

The crazy part is he makes $200k a year as an assembly line worker in Kentucky. And then people wonder why the average car now costs north of $50k.

There’s yeeerr sign.

Posted by: Facts at July 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Tpp9k)

229 The child sitting on the train of the mother's dress is her second son, Napoléon-Lucien-Charles Murat.

He is depicted sitting on the luxurious fabric wearing a red velvet "skeleton suit" (a popular style for young boys at the time).

Humm.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2026 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

230 That's true for a lot of JJ's links, unfortunately.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

My suggestion if I may -is to take off some time from reading the links and headlines. J.J does a wonderful job here, both with the links and with his great commentary ( as does CBD) and Ace, of course , but nobody compels you to read all of it everyday. I would go nuttier than I already am 😉if I had to read every story about the perfidy of politicians and other crazy bad news everyday. If you aren't already doing so, consider taking a walk, listen to the birds, "touch grass" ( I don't do that, but I do smell flowers). Today I saw some huge pink and white Lillie's
which smelled beautiful. The emotional and physical well being of everybody here is important. There is a lady of our local classic music station who has as her sign off everyday "Be good to yourself today, and be good to your neighbor too."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2026 11:08 AM (Bw1/o)

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