Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Liver is the Cock's Comb
Arshile Gorky

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Soonge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2026 09:30 AM (lGo+d)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

3 The Liver is the Cock's Comb

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 09:31 AM (VnVVA)

4 I assume that's kinda like what my liver used to look like back in the day.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2026 09:31 AM (lGo+d)

5 On an ottoman!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

6 Is this the Art Thread or the Roadkill Cafe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:31 AM (kgE5c)

7 This is kind of how I felt yesterday afternoon

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (sgkY8)

8 WTF acid trip is this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

9 Bathroom art for a Chucky Cheese.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (zlG6F)

10 The Liver is the Cock's Comb

The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: t-bird

John has a long mustache.
Snoopy loves his dog house.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (lGo+d)

11 BTW WTF is this?

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (sgkY8)

12 'Arshile'. I can see a rough childhood for that one.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (VnVVA)

13 A skull, and upside-down bat, and lots of red. What's not to like?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

14 Oh goody. Another one of these.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:33 AM (2YhKe)

16 Dog? Boobs?

How am I supposed to interpret this without dogs or boobs? Just say, "nice coloring"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 09:33 AM (Hb9VX)

17 I had an ultrasound on my liver this past Sunday.

Looks like the test results are back.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

18 I saw Cock's Comb open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

19 shArt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

20 A painting of the upcoming convention in Maine to replace Platner.
Don't think I hang this one.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2026 09:34 AM (m2wmY)

21 The liver is an evil organ and must be punished.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

22 I'm getting a headache just by looking at this.

Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

23 The Liver is the Cock's Comb.... is code for what?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (jehhT)

24 Can’t wait to hear from the Paolo about this.

Posted by: Theyjustwriteitoff at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (sUTO1)

25 Love this!

Makes me smile. It’s chaotic. Reminds me of the craziness of raising my little boys.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (yEz+x)

26 Soonge!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2026 09:30 AM (lGo+d)

This almost matches Doof's 'Spmonge' listing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

27 Gorky was born in what is today Turkey, near Lake VAn. He fled the Armenian genocide in 1915, and arrived in the US in 1920. He was born "Vostanik Adoian,' but changed his name after getting here to "Arshile Gorky," claiming to be related to teh Russian writer Maxim Gorky.

"In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project."

Explains so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

28 Another of those "Why does CBD hate us?" days, huh?
Blecch. Would maybe hang in someone else's house - IF I hated them and convinced them to spend a lot of money on it, to boot.

Posted by: GWB at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (kU0PQ)

29 Driving the Porcelain Bus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

30 This painting is a disaster. Must be modern art… I have no idea what the artist is trying to depict. It could be that Big Bang Theory episode where Leonard and Penny decide to use paint and a large canvass where they roll and while having sex. This painting looks like their result (which they weren’t very proud of BTW)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (+gA9j)

31 Either Peg Bundy's mystery meat or the brown acid was consumed just prior......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

32 Arshile Gorky
Armenian-American painter (1904–194

F*cking Armenians.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

33 Either Peg Bundy's mystery meat or the brown acid was consumed just prior......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

Did Peg ever cook or was this how the inside of their fridge looked?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (+gA9j)

34 I don't get it.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

35
Lemme guess -- this was one of the rejected inked works suggested for covering over Li'l Tottie.

What do I win?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (ixS3i)

36 Where's the liver?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

37 How do people keep this scam of fake art going?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

38 He's a CIA plant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (2YhKe)

39 Nope. I've seen livers. Not a liver amongst 'em.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2026 09:39 AM (VJX5o)

40 Hey, I kinow what- instead of art, what say I puke a tomato and hard-boiled egg pizza onto a canvas?

Posted by: Arse-hole Gorky at July 09, 2026 09:39 AM (ScG/9)

41 How do people keep this scam of fake art going?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (sKqQm)

POOP!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 09, 2026 09:39 AM (2YhKe)

42 All seriousness aside, this is an interesting painting to pick apart.

Over to the left, there's a dog's head, looking kind of like Mickey Mouse's Goofy with a party hat on. A cartoonish toucan-like creature is just to Goofy's right, and a poached egg partly hiding a Mardi Gras mask. And in front of the skull there is something that reminds me of a vulture.

Just below the toucan is a human figure that looks like the Broadway actress of the '50s and '60s, Tammy Grimes.

See? Lotsa fun!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

43 Howard Stern proved long ago that modern art was shyte by giving a monkey a paint brush........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

44 Everyone knows that 'Gorky' is Russian for 'bad', yes … ? Or is it 'bitter'? Both work.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

45
The mixed modality race between thoroughbred horses and Sikhs driving 18-wheelers was a total cock up -- film at eleven

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:40 AM (ixS3i)

46 44 It’s “bitter.”

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

47 Either Peg Bundy's mystery meat or the brown acid was consumed just prior......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026

***
Oscar Madison: "I've got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches."

Murray the Cop: "What's the green?"

Oscar: "Either very new cheese or very new meat."

Murray: "I'll take the brown."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

48 Was very disappointed when I read the title...not a single cock in this painting!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (sKqQm)

49 .....with shit, blood and cum on my hands.......

Posted by: Tool at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

50 @ 38 He's a CIA plant. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:38 AM (2YhKe)
_____________________________

Got any pictures of him in bloom … ? Betcha he looks like a cactoid.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (ayRl+)

51 Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (4g5V+)

52 The liver was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

53 49 .....with shit, blood and cum on my hands.......
Posted by: Tool at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

Wanna make an album cover?

Posted by: Metallica at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (4g5V+)

54 Something that looks like the spine and ribs of an alien creature spirals up from the poached egg on the left. And there's a jellyfish in gray down on the lower left.

This is like looking at Rorschach blots, but with color!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

55 Not really a fan of Abstract Impressionism . I prefer some of his earlier works.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (MXbbs)

56 Good God, this is bad. What trauma did the world suffer in the later 1800's that made beauty go away?

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (ScG/9)

57 Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (4g5V+)

I'm gonna start my own dead pool......and put YOU on it.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

58 It's exhausting. Is that a toucan on the left?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (cWLG3)

59 Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM

Total attack of the heart?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)

60 I … can't. Just … can't. No mores, pliz. God, this is awful.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (ayRl+)

61 57 Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (4g5V+)

I'm gonna start my own dead pool......and put YOU on it.
Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (2YhKe)

Go ahead, I’m not making your day.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (4g5V+)

62 This sucks......

Posted by: Bob Ross at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

63 Good God, this is bad. What trauma did the world suffer in the later 1800's that made beauty go away?

Socialism?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)

64
Everyone knows that 'Gorky' is Russian for 'bad', yes … ? Or is it 'bitter'? Both work.
Posted by: Dr_No

Which is why Looney Tunes steadfastly resisted pressure to substitute "Gorky Pig" for "Porky Pig" for the film reels sent to the Soviet Union back in the day.

"Eebada, eebada, eebada, that's borscht, folks!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (AnnR2)

65
Total attack of the heart?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:44 AM (kgE5c)

Well played, sir. Well played.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

66 This is horrible. My wife saved every bit of artwork the kids brought home, but had they done this, she would have thrown it away.

Posted by: New York Times at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (2ap+5)

67 The Liver is the Cock's Comb
Arshile Gorky
Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Alternate title: If Jeffrey Dahmer Were a Hawaiian Shirt

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)

68 Artists got lazy after they figured out they could pull the King has new clothes

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (sgkY8)

69 @ 51 Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:42 AM (4g5V+)
______________________________________

She shoulda waited an hour after she ate like her parents said to.

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (ayRl+)

70 64
Everyone knows that 'Gorky' is Russian for 'bad', yes … ? Or is it 'bitter'? Both work.
Posted by: Dr_No

I’m going to Gorky Park anyway, listening to the wind of chaaaaaaaange…

(Whistles as in the song)

Posted by: Scorpions at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (4g5V+)

71 I warned you and warned you. You can't eat egg salad after it's been sitting in the sun all day. But would you listen? Nooooooooo.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (Riz8t)

72 Well played, sir. Well played.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (kgE5c)

73
Alternate title: If Jeffrey Dahmer Were a Hawaiian Shirt
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)

"This is the inside of my colon....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (2YhKe)

74 Man, this "art" should head to the trash can, stat!

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (tOcjL)

75 I wasted a minute and a half trying to figure out WTF the 'artist' was trying to accomplish. Ninety seconds I can't get back. If a dog ate a box of crayons and threw up on a white canvas the result would have been better.

Yeah, I have an opinion about the painting.

Posted by: JTB at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM (yTvNw)

76 This is a graphical description of the Dem's '26 electoral program.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)

77 That there's some fucked up shit...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (9AzkZ)

78 This is a graphical description of the Dem's '26 electoral program.

aka the dog's breakfast.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)

79 Dogs. Playing. Poker.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (4g5V+)

80
Bonnie Tyler has won the death pool.

A Total Eclipse of the EKG?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:48 AM (AnnR2)

81 The Wiki article on this painting calls it a "cubist" work. I see very few straight lines, let alone cubes, in this. More Surrealism, I'd think.

Gorky's second wife's family had a farm in rural Virginia. He ". . . synthesized both the pastoral setting of Virginia with his memories of his homeland in modern-day Van."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

82 "This is the inside of my colon....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM

I like it...it sings.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 09, 2026 09:48 AM (kgE5c)

83 76 This is a graphical description of the Dem's '26 electoral program.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (Riz8t)

The longest suicide note in history?

Posted by: Gerald Kaufman, MP at July 09, 2026 09:49 AM (4g5V+)

84 @ 79 Dogs. Playing. Poker. Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:47 AM (4g5V+)
__________________________

Usually people confuse that one with the other one titled 'Dogs Playing 'Poke her'' … just sayin' …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:49 AM (ayRl+)

85 This is the result of government money buying art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 09, 2026 09:49 AM (WXMPP)

86 The Wiki article on this painting calls it a "cubist" work. I see very few straight lines, let alone cubes, in this. More Surrealism, I'd think.

They give it high-sounding titles to try and convince the proles there's some value here. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

87 "Along with Mark Rothko, Jackson Pollock, and Willem de Kooning, Gorky has been hailed as one of the most powerful American painters of the 20th century."

From Wiki...if this guy is one of the most powerful American painters of the 20th century, we can just ignore the entire century of American painting...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2026 09:49 AM (tOcjL)

88 "In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:36 AM
++++++

Ah, Gubmint art.
Would hang in a Gubmint school.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 09, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

89
If a dog ate a box of crayons and threw up on a white canvas the result would have been better.

Except that a dog would yack them up on a carpet. Shag carpet preferred.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:50 AM (AnnR2)

90 Alternate title: If Jeffrey Dahmer Were a Hawaiian Shirt
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026
*
"This is the inside of my colon....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026

***
"I Am John's Diodenum"
( -- Reader's Digest, 1964)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

91 I figured this artist was gay or mentally ill. I was right about the latter. He eventually committed suicide.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 09, 2026 09:50 AM (HwHEG)

92 dog, cat and boob.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 09:50 AM (R11M+)

93 Good God, this is bad. What trauma did the world suffer in the later 1800's that made beauty go away?

Socialism?
Posted by: Barack Obama
_________

And Nietzsche

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 09:51 AM (XvL8K)

94 TITTIES! Now I feel all better 'n stuff …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 09, 2026 09:51 AM (ayRl+)

95 The Liver is the Cock's Comb, 1944
Arshile Gorky

The ambiguous title merges visceral bodily organs with agricultural imagery to symbolize passion, the artist's unconscious, and themes of male fertility and vanity. 🙄

Wikipedia, "Along with Mark Rothko, Jackson Pollock, and Willem de Kooning, Gorky has been hailed as one of the most powerful American painters of the 20th century. Gorky's experience as a survivor of the Armenian genocide had a crucial influence on his work...."

In 1908, his father emigrated to the United States to avoid the draft, leaving his family behind in the town of Van.[4] In 1915, Gorky fled Van amidst the Armenian genocide and escaped with his mother and three sisters into Russian-controlled territory. In the aftermath of the genocide, his mother died of starvation in Yerevan in 1919. Arriving in America in 1920, at the age of 16, Gorky was reunited with his father, but they never grew close.[5]

In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project.

On July 21, 1948, after telling a neighbor and one of his students that he planned to commit suicide, Gorky was found hanged in his studio.

Thx

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

96 I see, another “Cat puked on the canvas” painting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 09:52 AM (VbqNm)

97 wut

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

98 In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project.

Of course he was.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (Riz8t)

99 Arshile Gorky should avoid the brown acid.
Always.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (NnhvP)

100 Alternate title: If Jeffrey Dahmer Were a Hawaiian Shirt
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 09, 2026 09:45 AM (kgE5c)

I NEED A FRIEND
PLEASE BE MY COMPANION
I DONT WANT TO BE
LEFT ALONE WITH MY SANITY

EROTIC SENSATIONS TINGLE MY SPINE
A DEAD BODY LYING NEXT TO MINE
SMOOTH BLUE BLACK LIPS
I START SALIVATING AS WE KISS
MINE FOREVER THIS SWEET DEATH
I CANNOT FORGET YOUR SOFT BREATHS
PANTING EXCITEDLY WITH MY HANDS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR NECK!!!!!!

Posted by: Slayer at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (4g5V+)

101 > "In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project."
---------
This is what a government funded program will provide for the public good. There's a lesson here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (jehhT)

102 The title seems as unconnected to the painting as the painting does to the world around us. Maybe that was Gorky's point in naming it what he did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

103 Hey, that looks like California's budget!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (m0WlR)

104
Lemme guess -- he renamed himself, "Arshile", thereby renouncing his given name, "Arsehole".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:53 AM (AnnR2)

105 Wikipedia, "Along with Mark Rothko, Jackson Pollock, and Willem de Kooning, Gorky has been hailed as one of the most powerful American painters of the 20th century. Gorky's experience as a survivor of the Armenian genocide had a crucial influence on his work...."

Never thought I'd think Rothko was better than someone.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

106 Dogs. Playing. Pool.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:54 AM (4g5V+)

107 >>The ambiguous title merges visceral bodily organs with agricultural imagery to symbolize passion, the artist's unconscious, and themes of male fertility and vanity

His other painting, The Cervix is the Vagina's Hairbrush, isn't so widely recognized.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 09, 2026 09:54 AM (J4Dwc)

108 The Wiki article on this painting calls it a "cubist" work. I see very few straight lines, let alone cubes, in this. More Surrealism, I'd think.

*picks up "painting", throws it against wall*

Now it's garbage!

Posted by: zombie Oscar Madison at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

109 The same people describing Gorky as powerful would call Rockwell a sentimental hack.

Posted by: New York Times at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (2ap+5)

110 Yeesh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (/THgZ)

111 I see, another “Cat puked on the canvas” painting.

Haitian eats cat, pukes?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (Kt19C)

112 In Hollywood, this artwork would be considered a "D-List" Celebrity like Kathy Griffin. But now that I think about it, is this a portrait of her?

Posted by: AlecK at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (cMlC1)

113 A monstrosity. A visual assault and battery. A crime against sight itself and an offense to the eye.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

114
Things I Learned in Medical School - a limerick

The liver's an amazing machine
It makes bile and keeps your blood clean
But you're bound to be f*cked
If your pancreatic duct
is unsuccessful at venting your spleen

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

115 The Liver is the Cock's Comb, 1944
Arshile Gorky

The ambiguous title merges visceral bodily organs with agricultural imagery to symbolize passion, the artist's unconscious, and themes of male fertility and vanity. 🙄

Cue the Animal House scene where Delta is coughing "bullshit!" during their little trial.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (ScG/9)

116 He only lived to be 44? I guess he worked pretty hard to produce paintings during that thirty years or so. Thirty of his paintings were lost in a post-war studio fire, too. He hanged himself not too long afterward.

"I don't think that I can take it --
It took so long to make it,
And I'll never have that recipe again . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

117
100
Slayer

That's kinda dark, BEN ROETHLESBERGER

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (AnnR2)

118 I didn’t know that Bonnie Tyler was Welsh.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

119 I see, another “Cat puked on the canvas” painting.

Haitian eats cat, pukes?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026

***
"Meal taste fishy."
( -- Unlucky Haitian)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

120 Technically it is the portal vein that vents the spleen, but pancreatic duct seemed a better fit...

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)

121 I didn’t know that Bonnie Tyler was Welsh.
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026

***
I hope she always paid up on her bets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

122 The liver's an amazing machine
It makes bile and keeps your blood clean
But you're bound to be f*cked
If your pancreatic duct
is unsuccessful at venting your spleen
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

Eating any animal’s liver is an uncivilized act. Not to mention it is fucking disgusting.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (4g5V+)

123 I feel like an utter fool......

Bought the daughter a used car. It's in good condition.

Owner didn't get it inspected and it was due last month.

Test drove it, it was fine, A/C worked ok.

Can't get the title transferred without insurance or current inspection.

Yesterday, starting it for the first time in a couple weeks, it threw multiple codes. O2 sensors........

After I replaced the main heater blend door actuator because I never changed it from A/C to Defrost during the test drive.

I'm a buffoon..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)

124 Socialist Realism earned a bad rep. It's best examples are imposing & arrogant and belittle the audience. It's mediocre ones - the vast majority of Socialist Realist output - are cheap & tawdry, though also arrogant. It's worst are incomprehensible garbage.

It's not good.

But all of it is better than Western Socialist art - which is most of what we've promoted for the past century or so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (BI5O2)

125 I didn’t know that Bonnie Tyler was Welsh.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

Not anymore......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)

126 I'm'a need a month of Kinkades to clear this.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (OUMaO)

127 Should've refrigerated the leftover liver right away.

Listeria causes hallucinations.

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2026 09:59 AM (FhXTo)

128 'Bout time I headed out for my haircut and other errands. Be good, all, and try not to trash the painting too . . .

. . . Oh. Oh, well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

129 117
100
Slayer

That's kinda dark, BEN ROETHLESBERGER
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 09:56 AM (AnnR2)

Nonsense. Slayer has happy music the whole family can enjoy!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026 09:59 AM (4g5V+)

130 >>>The Liver is the Cock's Comb

Well, ok, then!!

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (6wpGE)

131 Technically it is the portal vein that vents the spleen, but pancreatic duct seemed a better fit...

Posted by: muldoon

====

Uh . . . yeah. And I was just about to call you out on that . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (QZ70F)

132 115. Cue the Animal House scene where Delta is coughing "bullshit!" during their little trial.
Posted by: t-bird

Agreed.

Housed at the Buffalo AKG Art Museum, it should be so informed. ✊🏻

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v)

133 Whatever. I love it.

Happy chaos. And funky.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (xwHjv)

134
His other painting, The Cervix is the Vagina's Hairbrush, isn't so widely recognized.
Posted by: one hour sober

It has been removed from public viewing ever since Gwyneth Paltrow snapped it up for her company, Goop.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (AnnR2)

135 Eating any animal’s liver is an uncivilized act. Not to mention it is fucking disgusting.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 09, 2026

***
Polar bear liver reportedly has so much Vitamin A it will kill you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

136 In 1935, Gorky became one of the first artists employed by the Works Progress Administration Federal Art Project.

Of course he was.
Posted by: Archimedes
___________

I like some of the WPA stuff. The murals in Union Terminal in Cincinnati (the building that inspired the Hall of Justice), for instance:

https://tinyurl.com/48tk34bn

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K)

137 On July 21, 1948, after telling a neighbor and one of his students that he planned to commit suicide, Gorky was found hanged in his studio.

Thx
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 09, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

Look at that date - the Nation of Israel had been founded just 5 weeks prior. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!!

Posted by: Candace Owens at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (VbqNm)

138 I almost see cruella de ville

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (+El+t)

139 125 I didn’t know that Bonnie Tyler was Welsh.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

Not anymore......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (2YhKe)

She Welshed on the agreement.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (6wpGE)

140 Socialist Realism earned a bad rep. It's best examples are imposing & arrogant and belittle the audience. It's mediocre ones - the vast majority of Socialist Realist output - are cheap & tawdry, though also arrogant. It's worst are incomprehensible garbage.

Socialist realism is a Marxist-Leninist aesthetic doctrine that mandated art, literature, and music to glorify the socialist state, promote the proletariat, and celebrate communist ideals. Enforced by Joseph Stalin, it required an optimistic, heroic portrayal of everyday Soviet life while strictly banning pessimistic or critical elements.

See also, the Dem's 2026 Platner campaign.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

141 I'm really trying to convince myself that I don't care because I can fix it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:01 AM (2YhKe)

142 Technically it is the portal vein that vents the spleen,
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)

I pretty sure I have a medically interesting one of these. It has to be 10x larger than normal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (BI5O2)

143 Is this one of those deals where if you squint just right you see naked women?

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (vt7xw)

144 Technically it is the portal vein that vents the spleen, but pancreatic duct seemed a better fit...

Posted by: muldoon
*****
Yeah. We weren't gonna say anything.

Posted by: Class of overly polite Asian pre-med students at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

145 It's upside down.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (6wpGE)

146 Polar bear liver reportedly has so much Vitamin A it will kill you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 10:00 AM (wzUl9)

You can take something like 15,000 IU of Vitamin A a day.

16,000 will kill you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

147 107 the spleen is the bunghole's toothbrush

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

148
We
Piddle
Around

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 10:03 AM (/THgZ)

149 I pretty sure I have a medically interesting one of these. It has to be 10x larger than normal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (BI5O2)
=====

For which we shall be ever grateful!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

150 You can take something like 15,000 IU of Vitamin A a day.

16,000 will kill you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

Gosh, I hope President Trump doesn't say anything about that. Think of all the leftists who'd poison themselves with Vitamin A.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2026 10:04 AM (ExV1e)

151 Compare:
The liver rids your body of toxins and the cock comb rids your body of lice and other pests.

Okay, I've got nothing

Anatomy puns, GO!!

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:04 AM (I0N4X)

152 Cock's comb is still better than a salad comb.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 10:04 AM (LCr8f)

153 114. The liver's an amazing machine
It makes bile and keeps your blood clean
But you're bound to be f*cked
If your pancreatic duct
is unsuccessful at venting your spleen
Posted by: muldoon

👍

Posted by: PBC 'survivor' at July 09, 2026 10:06 AM (NFX2v)

154 82 "This is the inside of my colon....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 09:46 AM

I like it...it sings.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 09, 2026 09:48 AM (kgE5c)

ewww

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:06 AM (6wpGE)

155 I've got the bovine aortic arch anomaly which is why I tip over easy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 09, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

156 the spleen is the bunghole's toothbrush

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Posted by: Arshile Gorky at July 09, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

157 Polar bear liver reportedly has so much Vitamin A it will kill you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026
*
You can take something like 15,000 IU of Vitamin A a day.

16,000 will kill you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026

***
Not to mention, we don't give up our livers willingly. You're gonna have a battle on your hands, hooman!
( -- Average Polar Bear, smirking)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (wzUl9)

158 Boyle heights huge frozen food warehouse fire. Solar panels covered roof, caught fire while worked on. Finally out, but the smells of rotting food plague the neighborhood.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (Kt19C)

159 123 on many of them, the compressor cycles in defrost too...

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

160 Thank you, CBD, for bringing the horde this timely reminder about the dangers of cyclospora.

Posted by: New York Times at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

161 “Why, aorta…”
— Moe Howard

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

162 You can't beet a healthy liver.

Posted by: Oh, no... at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

163 Thank you, CBD, for bringing the horde this timely reminder about the dangers of cyclospora.
Posted by: New York Times at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

Wasn't she the Queen of Egypt?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)

164 Wiki says this: "Along with Mark Rothko, Jackson Pollock, and Willem de Kooning, Gorky has been hailed as one of the most powerful American painters of the 20th century."

I have no idea what shit for brains wrote that. The alarming, and disgusting, part is they might have been serious. Let's see, 20th century artists: Maxfield Parrish, NC Wyeth, Andrew Wyeth, Norman Rockwell, the paintings and pencil drawings by Alan Lee for LOTR. I'll include JRR Tolkien's own art he did for his writings. I'm sure there were a couple of others worth looking at.

Posted by: JTB at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (yTvNw)

165 on many of them, the compressor cycles in defrost too...

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:07 AM (R11M+)

To dry the air and make the defrost more effective.

However, my issue was the blend door actuator was dead and it never changed the air flow. It didn't go to defrost or floor or anywhere else than vent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:09 AM (2YhKe)

166 if you squint just right you look like a jap.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 10:09 AM (Kt19C)

167 135 nah, i just had a big plateful with spam.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:09 AM (R11M+)

168 Mmmmm. Liver and cock.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at July 09, 2026 10:09 AM (Moh1b)

169 158 Boyle heights huge frozen food warehouse fire. Solar panels covered roof, caught fire while worked on. Finally out, but the smells of rotting food plague the neighborhood.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Did you have a birdseye view of the situation?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (/THgZ)

170 Gorky was just trying to deliver his best.

Posted by: Rimshot at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

171 Well, it's no Kandinsky.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (afJtY)

172 cyclospora

Bicycle propaganda?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (Kt19C)

173 You can take something like 15,000 IU of Vitamin A a day.

16,000 will kill you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)
----
Who came up with these ridiculous IU numbers?

Why not just use micrograms?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (FZ29D)

174 if you squint just right you look like a jap.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2026 10:09 AM (Kt19C)

Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at THESE!

Posted by: From Your Youth at July 09, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

175 Painting reminds me of the first time I saw a kid barf on the classroom floor in elementary school.

Posted by: George V at July 09, 2026 10:11 AM (HUbHH)

176 Who came up with these ridiculous IU numbers?

Why not just use micrograms?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2026 10:10 AM (FZ29D)

It seems metric to me........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

177 150 "don't drink your piss!"

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)

178 Don't take Cyclospora if you're...

Posted by: Oh, never mind at July 09, 2026 10:12 AM (2Ez/1)

179 175 Pink sawdust!

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

180 155 fainting goats, roller pigeons.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:12 AM (R11M+)

181 Pink sawdust!
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

Which covered up the smell of barf with a completely different disgusting smell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)

182 MSM Headline: Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free

Whhooopsie

Posted by: Facts at July 09, 2026 10:13 AM (ehU09)

183 152 Cock's comb is still better than a salad comb.
Posted by: ... at July 09, 2026 10:04 AM (LCr8f)

--Amy Klobuchar

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:13 AM (6wpGE)

184 Artist was quite the livertarian.

Posted by: Groan at July 09, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)

185
Wasn't it the Death Star's spleen vent down which Luke Skywalker dropped the 'splodey device in Star Wars?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:14 AM (ixS3i)

186 MSM Headline: Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free

Whhooopsie
Posted by: Facts at July 09, 2026 10:13 AM (ehU09)

This too is the story of Microsoft Azure.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:14 AM (2YhKe)

187 Now CBD is just busting chops.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2026 10:14 AM (sl73Y)

188 23 The Liver is the Cock's Comb.... is code for what?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2026 09:35 AM (jehhT)

The Cock's Comb, as in a rooster's comb, is the fleshy protuberance on its head.

If you are talking about the other kind of Cock, the liver could be thought of as that fleshy protuberance.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 09, 2026 10:15 AM (8mulE)

189 Now CBD is just busting chops.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2026 10:14 AM (sl73Y)

More like breaking wind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)

190 Is this about me?

Posted by: Lawrence Livermore at July 09, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

191 Would go good with a nice Chianti.......

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

192 165 what i wouldn't give for floor vents and no- draft windows and a nice hard wired mechanical blend flapper.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (R11M+)

193
A Moving Piece of Poetry

The colon has aa firm yet supple texture
And how it works is open to conjecture
But barring some disease
Peristalsis is a breeze
Once you navigate the splenic flexure

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (I0N4X)

194 53 49 .....with shit, blood and cum on my hands.......
Posted by: Tool at July 09, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

Wanna make an album cover?
Posted by: Metallica at July 09, 2026 09:43 AM (4g5V+)

Or run my gubernatorial campaign?

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (TbWk/)

195 166 the vapors.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (R11M+)

196 The Paolo, he has often been complemented on this, how you say, fleshy protuberance.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 09, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

197 Damn...weird painting, stupid name. People on acid shouldn't paint.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 10:18 AM (S41Gd)

198 re: the art

It's visually interesting until you try to make sense of it.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:18 AM (I0N4X)

199 174 milk, milk lemonade...

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:19 AM (R11M+)

200 Who came up with these ridiculous IU numbers?

Why not just use micrograms?

-----

I think it's dumb, but here's the rationale: IU measures effect not quantity. Since the same vitamin from different sources (i.e., natural vs. synthetic) have different potency, different weights can yield the same IU, and this is supposedly "handy" for people.

I would prefer the bottle to say "take thus many mcg, 2x daily" because that's simpler for my brain to understand quickly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:19 AM (BI5O2)

201 I'm feeling jaundiced just looking at this painting.

Posted by: fly gal at July 09, 2026 10:19 AM (8GAR9)

202 the vapors.
Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (R11M+)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/WpQjN7yQ_8c

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:19 AM (2YhKe)

203 Morning.

What in the weinerschnitzel?!?

I don't know what I'm looking at.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:19 AM (dpXJq)

204 What does the Strait of Hormuz and the splenic flexure have in common?

They both back shit up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2026 10:20 AM (afJtY)

205 My brain has 47 tabs open.
One is playing music.
Three are frozen.
I don't know where the laughter is coming from.

Posted by: clarence at July 09, 2026 10:20 AM (vcWod)

206 "...and a nice hard wired mechanical blend flapper."
_____

I have several in my nightstand.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

207 Bonnie Tyler tits up.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4b42zb

That total eclipse of the heart was arterial blockage.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (dpXJq)

208 I have no idea what shit for brains wrote that. The alarming, and disgusting, part is they might have been serious. Let's see, 20th century artists: Maxfield Parrish, NC Wyeth, Andrew Wyeth, Norman Rockwell, the paintings and pencil drawings by Alan Lee for LOTR. I'll include JRR Tolkien's own art he did for his writings. I'm sure there were a couple of others worth looking at.
Posted by: JTB at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (yTvNw)

You left out the two greatest 20th Century artists of them all - Frank Frazetta and Alberto Vargas!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (VbqNm)

209 179 first time i saw that our grade school custodian, cool dark guy with a green camaro, did a head shot in the driveway. for some reason i was running around in my socks and tread right through it. later our homeroom told us what happened (3rd grade). i was fascinated. i think wifey left.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+)

210
It dismays the staff of the Albright–Knox Art Gallery when their humble brag, "We have a Gorky!" is met with rejoinders like "I hope you recover soon" or "What are the symptoms?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:23 AM (ixS3i)

211 182 painting could be " whhooopsie ghoulblargh"

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:23 AM (R11M+)

212 Frank Frazetta
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (VbqNm)

Western Civilization peaked with this man. It's been all downhill since.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:23 AM (dpXJq)

213 I can see why IU would be useful for doctors... "this pill or tincture contains this quantity of Vitamin Y from Source X, therefore, this dose twice daily is correct." Basically, for the arithmetic end of the business.

But I have no clue why they print it on the bottle I'm using.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)

214
Western Civilization peaked with this man. It's been all downhill since.
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:23 AM (dpXJq)

If you like shit painted on the side of your van......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:24 AM (2YhKe)

215 Bonnie Tyler tits up.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4b42zb

That total eclipse of the heart was arterial blockage.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:21 AM (dpXJq)

And I here I was all these years thinking she said "my nose always drips when I fart"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 10:24 AM (S41Gd)

216 If you suspect that you may have a Gorky, consult a physician. Remedies are available by prescription.

Posted by: Big Phat Pharma at July 09, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

217 The hepatic duck, the pancreatic duck, and the esopha-goose walk into a bar.

Bartender says. "Ahh, poultry in motion!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:25 AM (I0N4X)

218 Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (I0N4X)

Nothing rhymes with 'anal fistula.'

Posted by: one hour sober at July 09, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

219 For instance, when I buy a box of pure orange juice, it doesn't say "contains the juice of X oranges." It's in ounces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

220 Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:17 AM (I0N4X)

Nothing rhymes with 'anal fistula.'

While boating on the Canal Vistula.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (Riz8t)

221
IMHO, Tyler's rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is histrionic hogwash. There -- it had to be said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (ixS3i)

222 "Tincture" sounds like a good word for a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

223 Today's art looks like Ralph Baskshi had a seizure.
Do not want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 09, 2026 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

224
Getcher tincture here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:28 AM (ixS3i)

225 203 "welcome to der wienerschnitzel, may i take your order?"

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

226 222 "Tincture" sounds like a good word for a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

Tincture? I didn't even know 'er!

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:28 AM (6wpGE)

227 Groan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 10:28 AM (/THgZ)

228 IMHO, Tyler's rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is histrionic hogwash. There -- it had to be said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (ixS3i)

Talk about heartless...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 09, 2026 10:29 AM (xcxpd)

229 And I LIKED Bonnie Tyler.
RIP

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 09, 2026 10:29 AM (xcxpd)

230 >While boating on the Canal Vistula.
++++
Like one surgeon said to the other: suture self.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 09, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

231 Posted by: JTB at July 09, 2026 10:08 AM (yTvNw)

I put Frazetta as one of the top five American artists.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:30 AM (/WQyy)

232
Physician, suture self.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:30 AM (ixS3i)

233 208 dean potter forgot his maxfield parachute.

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:31 AM (R11M+)

234
Mark Rothko never received sufficient credit for his invention of the ~~strikethrough~~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:33 AM (ixS3i)

235 IMHO, Tyler's rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is histrionic hogwash. There -- it had to be said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate!

Well, it was Steinman. You know what you're getting with Steinman, and it ain't gonna be subtle, 'cause that was never his bag.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 09, 2026 10:33 AM (OUMaO)

236 Top five abstract painters

Franz Marc
Kandinsky
Miro
All the rest tie

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:34 AM (/WQyy)

237 the title of the art describes the art

Posted by: DanMan at July 09, 2026 10:35 AM (8uzBS)

238
And I here I was all these years thinking she said "my nose always drips when I fart"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 09, 2026 10:24 AM (S41Gd)

She did put her stank on it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:35 AM (2YhKe)

239 208 No Hopper?

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

240 Can't wait for SCOTUS to grant Trump's request to re-hear the birthright citizenship case. *derp*

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2026 10:36 AM (G0vdT)

241 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not the art to view over breakfast.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 10:36 AM (2WIwB)

242 IMHO, Tyler's rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is histrionic hogwash. There -- it had to be said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate! at July 09, 2026 10:27 AM (ixS3i)

Talk about heartless...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
_______

He keeps on sinnin'
In the name of rock and roll

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (XvL8K)

243 This is kind of how I felt yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Skip
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I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.

Posted by: 60's Hippy at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (XeU6L)

244 this one of those deals where if you squint just right you see naked women?
Posted by: Weasel at

If you squint just right you can see naked women in everything. It's a gift.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (sl73Y)

245 If you squint just right you can see naked women in everything. It's a gift.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (sl73Y)

Finally! Someone appreciates the Art Thread for its intent!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2026 10:39 AM (XijPK)

246 243 This is kind of how I felt yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Skip
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I feel more like I do today than I did yesterday.
Posted by: 60's Hippy at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (XeU6L)

Sounds like it's art!

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:40 AM (6wpGE)

247 243 "...much more like prunes than rhubarb..."

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:41 AM (R11M+)

248 If you squint just right you can see naked women in everything. It's a gift.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2026 10:38 AM (sl73Y)

Hiya, big boy

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 09, 2026 10:41 AM (LCr8f)

249 art looks like bugs bunny should be in there somewhere

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2026 10:42 AM (v3pYe)

250 art looks like bugs bunny should be in there somewhere

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2026 10:42 AM (v3pYe)

Hiya, big boy

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at July 09, 2026 10:43 AM (LCr8f)

251 Would not paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 09, 2026 10:44 AM (4NO2D)

252 NO HANG

Posted by: ROCKY FROM ERID at July 09, 2026 10:45 AM (wVcYX)

253 There's a lot of red splattered around in this one, like everything's bleeding.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:45 AM (6wpGE)

254 Nope...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2026 10:46 AM (duDs5)

255 Frazetta built his own museum. It's pretty awesome. He is the first to require that the companies he did book covers or movie posters, etc return his oil painting. Prior to that , illustrators never got their original work back. Frazetta did mostly oil but was excellent ( just as good) at watercolor and pen and ink.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:46 AM (/WQyy)

256 art looks like bugs bunny should be in there somewhere

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2026 10:42 AM
####

Check the stovetop.

Posted by: Glenn Close at July 09, 2026 10:46 AM (2Ez/1)

257 I'm late this news but I guess Fuhrer Platner suspended his campaign last night?

Damn.

I was hoping he would fight to the end.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:47 AM (dpXJq)

258 Rothko has to be the biggest gaslighting of them all.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (/WQyy)

259 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (2YhKe)

260 Ny counselor suggested I go camping with a friend to help me relax. It didn't work. It was just two in tents.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (I0N4X)

261 242 IMHO, Tyler's rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" is histrionic hogwash. There -- it had to be said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) - Humiliate! Humiliate! Humiliate!
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Look up and watch the Literal Video version of that song. Gives you new appreciation of it.

Same for Safety Dance.

Add Literal Video to the song title in search engine and there are others out there as it used to be a thing.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (E4rtv)

262 What's liver got to do with it?

Posted by: Tina Turner at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (2Ez/1)

263 257 I'm late this news but I guess Fuhrer Platner suspended his campaign last night?

Damn.

I was hoping he would fight to the end.
Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:47 AM (dpXJq)

There is apparently an 11-minute suspension video.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (6wpGE)

264 260 "i think i'm a teepee! i think i'm a wigwam!"

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (R11M+)

265 259 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (2YhKe)
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I think they'll discover the WNBA is and always has been a thug league. Gotta keep the sparse crowds entertained somehow.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (G0vdT)

266 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (2YhKe)

Her peers selected her as only the 11th best guard in the league. Racist lesbians are not mentally well.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (/WQyy)

267 NO HANG
Posted by: ROCKY FROM ERID at July 09, 2026 10:45 AM (wVcYX)

I watched this movie over the weekend. It was... I can't believe I'm saying this... a decent movie. That never happens anymore.

My wife couldn't believe the ending, but it seemed the obvious right choice for the character, to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

268 Carter's little liver pills will clear this right up.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2026 10:50 AM (afJtY)

269 257 I'm late this news but I guess Fuhrer Platner suspended his campaign last night?

Damn.

I was hoping he would fight to the end.

Posted by: Robert at July 09, 2026 10:47 AM (dpXJq)

======

He still hasn't filed the paperwork to withdraw.

I'm hoping against hope that he sticks it out by just going dark.

But that's probably not going to happen.

Oh, well, a closed-door convention that ignores the will of the 72% of the Maine Democrat electorate that voted for Platner will only have positive effects against a several term incumbent who won in the worst GOP year EVAR (2020) by 8 points and won the previous election by 40.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (va4Cb)

270 240 Can't wait for SCOTUS to grant Trump's request to re-hear the birthright citizenship case. *derp*
Posted by: WisRich
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Trump is working the referees as he prepares to go to Congress over it.

Pretty sure he doesn't expect anything but waving the hospital ads for birthright tourism and rubbing ACB and Robert's noses in it keeps the issue alive and reminds people how bad their decision was.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)

271 Ny counselor suggested I go camping with a friend to help me relax. It didn't work. It was just two in tents.
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (I0N4X)

While they were sitting around the campfire,they decided to make paper airplanes. But one guy's plane just wouldn't take off.

It was stationary.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

272 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM
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Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Tina person who always says that at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (2Ez/1)

273 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Maybe the dildo throwers will be in the gallery.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (/THgZ)

274 I watched this movie over the weekend. It was... I can't believe I'm saying this... a decent movie. That never happens anymore.

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 10:52 AM (j+aD2)

275 I see. So if Yale chose to exclude blacks for low performance, would that mean they shouldn't be investigated because it might compromise their independence?

Yale Law School Fights to Stop Trump Deal

The university has been in talks to resolve investigations into its admissions practices. The Law School's dean and some faculty have argued that a deal could compromise its independence

https://tinyurl.com/3k6mcuhe

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 10:53 AM (Riz8t)

276

The etymology of “coxcomb” traces back to the 14th century, derived from “cockscomb,” a term used to describe the fleshy crest on a rooster’s head. In Elizabethan England, this imagery became associated with jesters and fools, not merely because of their humorous antics but because of their significant role in revealing truths through absurdity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 10:53 AM (Cqx++)

277 >>Ny counselor suggested I go camping with a friend to help me relax. It didn't work. It was just two in tents.

Didn't want s'mores camping after that?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2026 10:53 AM (X8xt3)

278 Oh, well, a closed-door convention that ignores the will of the 72% of the Maine Democrat electorate that voted for Platner will only have positive effects against a several term incumbent who won in the worst GOP year EVAR (2020) by 8 points and won the previous election by 40.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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We shall see, but Collins is in a better position right now than Whatley in NC. Course if Michigan Dems nominate Jihadi DSA boy in MI, then that can be competitive. Ossoff is below 50 in GA and I haven't seen anything about NH but Sununu is a decent candidate for that state.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

279
Her peers selected her as only the 11th best guard in the league. Racist lesbians are not mentally well.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (/WQyy)

She accounts for something like 27% of the leagues total revenue.

Makes sense they'd want to kill her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:54 AM (2YhKe)

280
Pretty sure he doesn't expect anything but waving the hospital ads for birthright tourism and rubbing ACB and Robert's noses in it keeps the issue alive and reminds people how bad their decision was.
Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)

This...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2026 10:54 AM (duDs5)

281 >>Yale Law School Fights to Stop Trump Deal

The university has been in talks to resolve investigations into its admissions practices. The Law School's dean and some faculty have argued that a deal could compromise its independence

Oh, please! Of course they don't lower the bar for certain demographics!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at July 09, 2026 10:54 AM (X8xt3)

282 Lowery is directing a film version of The Fisherman by John Langdon.

that is all.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 10:54 AM (j+aD2)

283 The WNBA's blatant racist, heterophobic actions against Clark are so bad, congress is now investigating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:48 AM (2YhKe)
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I think they'll discover the WNBA is and always has been a thug league. Gotta keep the sparse crowds entertained somehow.

Are you not entertained?!

Posted by: The WNBA at July 09, 2026 10:55 AM (Riz8t)

284 Pretty sure he doesn't expect anything but waving the hospital ads for birthright tourism and rubbing ACB and Robert's noses in it keeps the issue alive and reminds people how bad their decision was.

definitely.

worth it.

those two are scum.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 10:55 AM (j+aD2)

285 Clark needs to switch leagues. Two of the rival leagues pay just as high or higher. I don't know about the third league.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:55 AM (/WQyy)

286 268 "bob, it's three a,m.!"

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 10:55 AM (R11M+)

287 My lesbian cousin drove a Sununu.

Posted by: It was pretty butch at July 09, 2026 10:56 AM (2Ez/1)

288 >>She accounts for something like 27% of the leagues total revenue.

Makes sense they'd want to kill her.

I'm sure she doesn't quit because she loves the game and this was her dream, but she really should exit the WNBA. The fall in interest and audience would be epic!

Play in Europe, compete in the LPGA - just walk away from these thugs, Caitlyn!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at July 09, 2026 10:56 AM (X8xt3)

289 Why should Congress intervene in sports?

Stop subsidizing them and giving them carveouts. And stop investigating them.

If I were working at a welding shop, and the black workers were always shoving me to the ground and burning me with the sticks for fun while the manager laughed at me, that's a matter for the cops and the civil courts, not the Congress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 10:56 AM (BI5O2)

290 278 We shall see, but Collins is in a better position right now than Whatley in NC. Course if Michigan Dems nominate Jihadi DSA boy in MI, then that can be competitive. Ossoff is below 50 in GA and I haven't seen anything about NH but Sununu is a decent candidate for that state.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

======

Cooper is polling similarly to Cunningham in 2020.

The more time goes on, the more I'm convinced that Cooper is actually the underdog.

(registration changes, lingering issues with Cooper's governorship around Helene and Ilyana, polling issues in summer in NC in particular)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 10:57 AM (va4Cb)

291 Ossoff is below 50 in GA

And what has he done in the Senate during his time there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 09, 2026 10:57 AM (duDs5)

292 Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee's Ghost at July 09, 2026 10:56 AM (X8xt3)

There is an international league start up with million dollar salaries.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (/WQyy)

293
282 Lowery is directing a film version of The Fisherman by John Langdon.

that is all.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 10:54 AM (j+aD2)

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I like David Lowery.

His Wendy and Peter was maligned because of stunt casting but was otherwise a solid take on the Peter Pan story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (va4Cb)

294 Clark needs to switch leagues. Two of the rival leagues pay just as high or higher. I don't know about the third league.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2026 10:55 AM (/WQyy)

Ice Cube offered her $10m to join his 3 on 3 league. I wonder if that offer is still on the table.

She's responsible for a 300+% increase in all things WNBA. She should throw a punch to the jaw of the next bitch to flagrant foul her, take her jersey off, chuck it into the stands, then saunter off the court with both birds flying at all the players in the arena.

"Seacrest. OWT!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)

295 273 Maybe the dildo throwers will be in the gallery.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 10:51 AM (/THgZ)
==

A green dildo flying out of the gallery and hitting a congresscritter in the face would be hilarious.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (0bjKf)

296 Ossoff is below 50 in GA

And what has he done in the Senate during his time there ?

Obstructed any progress from our side. Don't discount that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (Riz8t)

297 >>My wife couldn't believe the ending, but it seemed the obvious right choice for the character, to me.

He saved TWO planets!
He had to save Rocky based on their deal, though he obviously did it out of love.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2026 10:59 AM (X8xt3)

298 Haruspicy?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 10:59 AM (rbvCR)

299 300

Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:59 AM (6wpGE)

300 Cooper is polling similarly to Cunningham in 2020.

The more time goes on, the more I'm convinced that Cooper is actually the underdog.

(registration changes, lingering issues with Cooper's governorship around Helene and Ilyana, polling issues in summer in NC in particular)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I have no feel for that particular race as NC has always been a state hard to figure for Senate races but often enough the GOP candidate somehow scrapes by.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 11:00 AM (E4rtv)

301 I like David Lowery.

I like him a lot and I loved the book.

it should be interesting.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 11:00 AM (j+aD2)

302 Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
3h
#BREAKING: Officials in Houston TX are PANICKING after TWO MORE Flock cameras were chopped down yesterday.

This makes 4 Flock cams destroyed in 3 days.

Allegedly, the public is sending hundreds of tips saying things like, "the cameras are succumbing to heat exhaustion..."
Jul 9, 2026 · 11:45 AM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 11:00 AM (rbvCR)

303 "And what has he done in the Senate during his time there?"
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Harrumph!
Phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at July 09, 2026 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)

304 I know a guy named Haru. I told him he should become a haruspex. He looked it up and didn't think it was as funny as I did, for some reason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (BI5O2)

305 #BREAKING: Officials in Houston TX are PANICKING after TWO MORE Flock cameras were chopped down yesterday.

they ALL need to go

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (j+aD2)

306 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

307 Would Kamala be interested in the Maine senate seat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (Cqx++)

308 Watching Grassley get hit in the face with a green dildo would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (/THgZ)

309 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

310 In before the first suggestive or ribald comment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2026 11:02 AM (0sNs1)

311 291 Ossoff is below 50 in GA

And what has he done in the Senate during his time there ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Well, he decided to run jointly with Keisha Lance Bottoms running for governor and I think that is because some consultants are whispering in his ears about a national run in 2028. He has went all in on the progressive items these last couple of months after being radio silent for most of his term.

Joker in the deck is the Fulton County cheat machine being investigated for the 2020 election including his shocking win in the runoff. Perdue dropped just below 50 percent when all was done and suddenly Ossoff blows by him in the runoff.

Posted by: whig at July 09, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)

312 282 "... a river runs through it, straight to hell."

Posted by: cmeat at July 09, 2026 11:04 AM (R11M+)

313 DJT confirming the F-35 deal with Turkey raised an eyebrow.

DJT affirming friendly relations with Syria and meeting with its "ex"-terrorist leader raised the other one.

Turkey borders Iran and is a NATO member.

Syria has port facilities that can handle oil tankers for any petroleum products sent by pipeline from SA, Kuwait, Iraq and the Emirates. It also has an extensive border with Lebanon.

These two deals are bad news for the Persians.

Posted by: mrp at July 09, 2026 11:06 AM (rj6Yv)

314 She's responsible for a 300+% increase in all things WNBA. She should throw a punch to the jaw of the next bitch to flagrant foul her, take her jersey off, chuck it into the stands, then saunter off the court with both birds flying at all the players in the arena.

"Seacrest. OWT!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 09, 2026 10:58 AM (2YhKe)
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Look, she's already hated by the players and gets clobbered every game. She should trash talk the players mercilessly.

"hey, nice airball. With that shooting, you'll be turning tricks by fall."

"I can't believe I let you fly private."

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2026 11:06 AM (G0vdT)

315 There is apparently an 11-minute suspension video.
Posted by: m at July 09, 2026 10:49 AM (6wpGE)

I have heard there is a recording of his private meeting prior to that announcement where he thanked his staff, gave them permission to move on and then married Eva Braun

Posted by: Kindltot at July 09, 2026 11:08 AM (rbvCR)

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